November 22, 2024 • 32 mins
What happens when a "low-key" girls' weekend takes a detour? Spoiler: sangrias, and Bloody Marys. From hilarious videos to chaotic fun, we’re spilling all the tea on the unforgettable memories and a few next-day headaches.
Then, we dive into Thanksgiving prep chaos—think over-salted dishes, stuffing secrets, and family drama that only the holidays can bring. Add in quirky traditions like turkey trots in PJs and karaoke, plus juicy Reddit wedding drama and a life-saving 911 call disguised as a pizza order.
This episode is all about laughter, love, and the resilience that gets us through it all. Don't miss it!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
I'm Alex.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
And I'm Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So grab your favorite glass, join us as we raise our
voices Together, we'll dive intothe drama of life as we see it,
and we're back in person.
I feel like this is so weird.
Here we are I was gonna say Ifeel like I haven't seen you in
forever.
I saw you yesterday, but, likethis, I feel like I haven't seen
you in forever, did you?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
see?
Oh yeah, I did see youyesterday.
Oh my god, this last few dayshas been a blur.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, you've been all over the place yes, I had a very
long weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It started thursday, went into friday, saturday, and
then sunday was supposed to beearly one.
It was kind of early, but Istill, so I didn.
I didn't, I wasn't going todrink yesterday and I'm like I'm
not going to drink, I'm justgoing to drink water.
And I was talking to my friend.
She was like, yeah, I just getlike soda water and lime and
(01:11):
whatever.
It looks like I have a drinkand no one supplies it.
I'm like, okay, yeah, we getthere, want sangria, want
sangria.
I was like, okay, so we havesangria.
It was great.
Then like I was craving abloody mary all day and I'm like
I really want a bloody mary.
So it was probably six o'clockat night and I had a bloody mary
(01:36):
.
And this guy comes over to me.
He's like a little late for abloody mary, don't you?
think I'm like no, I knowabsolutely not.
I needed this and um, then Iended up having another one
because the first one was sofucking good, um, so yeah, I've
(01:56):
been wanting a bloody mary too Iwas thinking about those all
weekend.
Never got one, but I was like Iwant a buddy yeah yeah, maybe
this upcoming weekend yeah, yeah.
So yeah, it was good we got homeearly, but I was still tired.
I'm so glad I was off todayyeah veterans day, by the way oh
, true, true yeah that's rightso yeah, yeah, here we are, yeah
(02:22):
, dazed and confused, but stilltrucking along.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, I had to rally, I, yeah.
And here we are, yeah, dazedand confused, but still trucking
along.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, rally, I had to rally.
I had to rally for this he'slike you were gonna get rid of
the baby and just like, oh relaxno, I just thought something
else was going on and then I waslike, okay, that's not
happening, so let me just kindof get my shit together.
So yeah, but that's fine, I'mhere, it's life I'm here in one
(02:47):
piece.
Yeah, my brain isn't, but therest of me is yeah, I mean, you
look great, you look fine.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, you're a little tired again.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This has been like almost like a bender, like for
god's sakes, yeah, yeah, but Ihave to say it was.
We had the best time.
So let me rewind.
We had a girls weekend up northat the condo and it was so
freaking fun.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like I saw you guys using the shot ski.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We were going oh, yeah, we were friday, I get so
happy when I see people use it.
Saturday, sunday it was yeah,it was a good time.
But Friday I went a little hard.
Saturday I woke up I felt fine,like my stomach was just
bothering me, but then, likemidday, I started with a
(03:42):
headache, like it just came outof the blue.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, mine come in waves now.
And then I started with aheadache.
Like it just came out of theblue yeah, mine coming waves now
and then.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I had it to probably like six o'clock at night.
Finally it went away.
But I'm like wow, I didn't evenwake up with a headache
hangover, it was just a headache, headache, yeah, so that was so
.
Because of that I kind of tookit slow Saturday.
So then Sunday I woke up liketotally fine ready to go Sunday.
I was like all right, I just wasreally tired, but yeah, so then
(04:08):
I we got home early, we wereable to, like, relax, do
whatever we needed to do.
Yeah, then we went to umchrissy's bar thirsty, yeah, and
we um saw this um girl.
Her name is neely and she, Ithink she was on one of those um
music shows.
I'm not sure which one, so I'mnot going to try to guess, but
she was on one, I don't know howrecent or whatever, but yeah,
(04:32):
she's a singer and she's amazing.
Oh, that's so nice.
So we hung out, we watched her.
Then, yeah, that was it thatwas it.
I literally woke up this morningand forgot that I saw you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Like I literally woke up this morning and forgot that
I saw you, like I literally.
Well, it was brief, it was aquick interaction, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I totally forgot that .
I saw you and I was going to oh, you know what I was going to
tell you what I and this is whatI forgot about, cause this
morning I woke up and I thoughtabout the video that Sabrina
posted Me, ted meeting on thedance floor in 1986.
And then all of a sudden hecomes up behind her and is doing
like disco moves.
I'm like wait, that wouldn'thave been 1986.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh, definitely not these two are hysterical?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Definitely not.
I was dying, I was laughing sohard and I wanted to like
mention that.
Like oh my God, wasn't that sofunny?
And I got to last nightmentioned that.
Like oh my god, wasn't that sofunny and I forgot to last night
I don't know why or how, butthose guys are crazy, oh my god,
he was nuts yeah, he's so crazy.
He fell asleep on the way hereand then he woke up and then
went back to sleep like an hourlater, but yeah he's so funny,
(05:38):
we're going to bed.
I'm tired, but yeah it was good,it was fun.
We had a really good time, wentto a lot of good places, um
yeah, it's great, and while youwere away, we started a family
group.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Note oh yeah of all the things that we're going to
contribute for thanksgiving umam I pronouncing it correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Correctly, um hold on .
When I saw it, I was like sangsgibbling songs giving.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's songs giving because we're spanish and that's
how we say songs giving, soundsgiving songs, giving songs.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm like thanks gibbling.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm giving and we're contributing because I think
sounds giving.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No, I don't like that .
I don't like the spanishversion.
I just call it thanksgiving, ohmy god.
Or or family giving, or let'scall it something else.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Sounds giving, oh no you're so fresh it triggers me
when you say it that way thefamily is contributing a lot so
I'm proud of I am actually theyounger one very um, I was
impressed by that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, I um woke up to what's our thanksgiving menu
gonna be, or whatever.
That was my text message.
I'm like thanksgiving.
I'm like it's nine o'clock inthe morning, I have no idea.
It's so early away, it's sosoon, so I didn't respond
because I really didn't know howto respond.
Of course I don't know.
(07:09):
We're going to have turkey.
You know the regular stuff,right, and all of a sudden, a
little while later, everybodystarts.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, this and this and this.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And I was like, oh wow, everybody's gonna
contribute, yeah, and, andthat's fantastic, yeah.
So, like I think I just have todo the turkey yep potatoes.
And now the sweet, not sweetpotatoes.
What are those orange ones thatnobody really likes?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
those potatoes?
Oh, is this sweet potato?
Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, butbianca's doing something with
those.
Oh, is she?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
yeah, so I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You gotta check the list but you know what I was
thinking that's her ducking.
I would have that.
That's cool, right.
I just had to like rememberwhat that is exactly.
It's a chicken, yes, and a duckand a turkey I'd have it all
100%, I would do it, that soundswild.
(08:01):
I love duck.
A lot of people don't.
I love duck A lot of peopledon't?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I love duck, but I just wonder like cooking the
three of them together and thedifferent fats and the different
juices?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm sure there's a TikTok to walk through it.
What the hell is that going totaste like?
Ask, fucking ChatGPT.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hmm, turducken, yeah, so that's what I'm thinking,
that would be so interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, and it feels like we're gonna have multiple
turkeys.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
so if the turducken doesn't work out, we'll just
have regular turkey yeah, yeah,that's true, and like I don't
know if he plans on deep fryingagain this year, but that turkey
was so good, so good yeah yeah,I think we ate more of the deep
fried turkey than the regularturkey.
Last year, yeah, but so, yeah,so like that's like a new
(08:46):
tradition though for us, becauseusually I do all the cooking
wow, you guys will bring likewine or dessert this came about.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
whatever, someone who shall remain nameless although
I'm sure you can guess who thisperson is, and I'll I'll say
this the politically correct wayshe didn't want a bland
Thanksgiving, so that's why thelist was created.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, bland, so bland wasn't the word that she used.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'll tell you afterwards the words that she
used Wow, but to sum, it up.
So I'm not as excited about it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Then, as I was, I was like, oh wow, that's so cute,
they're going to help.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So I think everyone except for her genuinely wants
to contribute.
She is contributing just so shecan ensure that her food isn't
bland she's so fresh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because her food is salty as shit.
Fucking you need like fuckingyou need like fucking.
You end up with cankles by thetime you're done with
Thanksgiving dinner.
Her food's so fucking saltyLike you're fucking dehydrated
because the salt is literallylike shriveling you up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You should see the TikToks of like the recipes that
she's making and it's just likeadding shit and then adding
shit and then adding shit.
And I'm like what are theycooking the food?
Because they just keep addingshit.
They're so hard and she wantsto make like four things.
Yeah, she's not doing all thatshe's not doing all.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
that she's not doing all that it's so funny, I
guarantee you she shows up withone item, maybe two, and that's
the thing when it comes tothanksgiving.
What people don't understandyounger people is it's hard.
People start that shit priorlike days in advance.
Nobody gets up on thanksgivingmorning, so it's cooking like
(10:33):
everything people been cookingfor like a week.
They free shit, they you knowwhat I mean they prep, they
marinate, they do all thesethings like I.
If she shows up with 17 items,then that means she'd been
cooking for a month, because noone's getting up on Thanksgiving
day and cooking all thosethings.
No way, no, unless you're achef and you, you know,
(10:56):
professional chef.
But other than that, cause Istart cooking a few days in
advance, it's just not possible,no.
And then, especially whenyou're cooking for multiple,
what do I cook for?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Probably like 30 people At least come here,
because people come and go, yeah, and you got people come for
dessert and they have multipleplates, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And you can take food home.
So, yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
Yeah, so she'll learn someday.
She will learn someday, when Ireally hope she makes these,
because then she's going to makethem and complain about it all
day and how long she cooked it.
And I'm going to go and that'swhy we have a bland.
(11:36):
I just don't have the energy tolike make five thousand
different things.
So if you're not happy with thesweet potato, the green beans,
the stuffing, the mashedpotatoes, the stuff that you've
been eating for 30 years, andit's all good, because, I'm
sorry, if I remember correctly,she loves my fucking stuffing,
yep.
So I just make the basic stuffRight.
(12:00):
Every now and then I'll getreal daring and I'll try to make
my own cranberry sauce, or I'lldo a green bean casserole, or I
don't know.
I always do the carrots withthe brown sugars.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I have pictures of the carrots last time Last year,
because you had them.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
They look like really nice.
They look like really nicecarrots.
They're little, they're likethis big and they have a little
stem on them.
I still have a picture.
I'm going to find those thisyear.
They're little, they're likethis big and they have a little
stem on them.
I still have a picture.
I'm going to find those thisyear.
I love those and they look sofancy, you know.
So I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I enjoy it.
I enjoy it so much.
But in the spirit ofThanksgiving, I was looking up
funny or like quirkyThanksgiving traditions that
other people might do, so here'sa list of some.
One of them is a turkey trot.
What's that?
I've heard of it, but I don'tknow what it is.
So instead of dressing up,family members wear their
(12:56):
silliest pajamas for a turkeytrot.
So just imagine a whole groupof turkeys in flannel and
onesies running around theneighborhood.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No.
No thanks, that sounds stupidAll right Hand turkey
competition Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I think it's more for like kids.
Where you like do this thing,and then you make a turkey out
of your hand.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I did probably 5,000 of those in my day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I can only imagine Thanksgiving bingo.
Oh, that sounds fun.
That would be funny yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Especially like later in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, yeah, when everyone's a little, we should
probably do something like thatand the prize can be like nips
or something.
Yeah, that would be fun, cute,yeah, uh, this was this would be
dangerous for us.
Someone or everyone bring amystery side dish.
So you bring a side dish, butyou don't say in advance what
you're bringing.
Okay, well then, you guysprobably probably shouldn't have
created that note so somepeople in the past have bought,
uh, or brought spicy cranberrysauce creepy yeah, that sounds
(13:56):
no or pumpkin flavored mashedpotatoes no, no absolutely not
um.
Some folks have a turkey pinataum, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I don't mind that.
That would be more fun.
Well, I mean, depending onwhat's in it, that would be like
an adult pinata and a kidpinata yeah, uh, thanksgiving
karaoke, that's fun.
Yeah, we like karaoke so thatwouldn't really be a
thanksgiving tradition and justbe part of our normal family get
together uh, wishbone wrestling.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What do we normally do with the wishbone here?
I don't really remember webreak it, but we do it oh, okay,
like we break it becausebecause the wishbone.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You don't usually get it out until you literally rip
the entire turkey apart and whenpeople are cleaning it, to
shred it up for soup andsandwiches, and all that once
you have the, the bot, thecarcass, the whatever it's in
there yeah, so you don't, no onereally sees that except the
person that's tearing it up, andyeah, kind of a night, yeah, so
uh, and then you gotta let itdry, so give it, so it gives a
(15:05):
good snap, oh yeah, all right, alittle uh advice there yeah,
you gotta like, once you take itout because it's moisture, it's
been cooked, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I have always taken it out andthen, like I put it on a napkin,
just let it dry out and thenyou.
So, because one time we did itand not and it was like rubber,
(15:25):
it just kept just, we're doingthis.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It was stupid like it wouldn't break.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So I'm like, okay, we that needs to be dried and then
we can do whatever with itsounds very desirable yeah uh,
leftover potluck on black friday.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So almost like a thanksgiving part two where you
invite like people that youdidn't see on thanksgiving okay
to come over and do that shit.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Uh, a post thanksgiving bonfire oh, that
would be nice, except right nowthere's a drought yeah and
everything.
I don't know if there's actuallya drought but I know there's a,
there's a um, don't mind me, Ihave really bad allergies um,
every, I don't know if it.
I'm gonna say it's a job,because it hasn't really rained
(16:10):
like it rained the other notlast night, I think, it was a
teeny tiny bit.
Then the other night, samething, a little drizzle, but we
haven't got a good rain.
No, in a in a couple of weeks,yeah, and there's actually um a
ban on fire.
Uh, outdoor fires, um, acrossthe whole um state.
So they're like when you godown the highway, you know the
(16:33):
big sign that flashes with likethe speed limit or amber alert.
It literally says it on thereand everything.
Like they just don't wantpeople burning because the
slightest little spark, yeah,can cause like a, like a whole
thing scary, like what happenedin salem and was happening in
middleton, yep, um, so I guesseven like your grass can get so
(16:53):
dry that they warn people aboutmowing because the, the friction
it could cause like a spark andthat could end up like catching
on.
I don't know, yeah, isn't thatwild.
I never even think about that.
So, yeah, so we couldn'tprobably do that unless we get a
good rain in the next couple of.
(17:13):
Yeah, but the way the weather'sbeen, it's all over the place.
I would totally do a bonfire,christmas, uh, thanksgiving
night, as long as if it was 50s,40s, yeah, because it's so
freaking nice.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Right, it's been 70s.
I know it makes me nervous forDecember Close to 80.
Like, what are we going to getin December?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I read a while back that we were going to have
another mild winter this year.
So the skiers, snowmobilers.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, and that sucked last year.
Yeah, big time, yeah I.
Skiers, snowmobilers yeah, thatsucked last year.
Yeah, yeah, big time.
Yeah, I do remember last twowinters have been very mild.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A lot of the ski, mobile trails didn't really open
, but like we had to go way outto pittsburgh like way way, out
yeah, in order to do that, butlocally there wasn't really
nothing.
So so and I think this year ismight be more of the same from
what I've read, but we'll see.
I don't mind it.
No, definitely not.
If it stays like this for thewhole winter, I'll be happy,
(18:14):
yeah.
I don't need you know fuckingblizzard, no Fuck that, and it's
good for my eating bill.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You know what I'm surprised about too.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I can't believe that we haven't gotten more rain with
all the hurricanes we've gotten.
Yeah, because typically, um,when it we get all these
hurricanes down south, we getlike tropical storm, rainy, sure
you know it kind of lingershere a little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That hasn't happened how wild is that the alien.
They're sleeping, so it must bethe direction of what?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
the way the hurricanes are going, and
they're not coming this way,they're going out, I don't know.
Yeah, whatever, yeah, yeah,it's wild, so I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know how this shit works, I just like it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I just I don't like hurricanes, but I like this, I
like this weather.
I don't like hurricanes.
I will never live down southfar enough where there'll be
hurricanes.
I think South Carolina they doget hit here and there, yeah,
but I can handle that.
Yeah, florida, one afteranother after another, no thank
you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't know what I could take Because, also like
tornadoes, I wouldn't want toexperience that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hurricane no.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What else is there?
I'd be like we're forgettingsomething.
Oh, like an earthquake.
I wouldn't want to experiencean earthquake.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Like in California they have like those mudslide
things, a landslide, mudslide.
I feel like snow is fine.
We get bad forest fires inCalifornia too.
Like I think we have a get alittle bit of snow and then it's
gone.
Yeah, like what is the worst weexperience?
Yeah, snow, I don it.
Maybe freezing temperatures,but again it's a couple days
(19:47):
yeah, yeah, you know, justfigure it out.
Things don't really getdestroyed.
Well, your pipes do, but that'syou know.
Yeah, I'd rather have my pipesburst than my whole house get
taken away by a fuckinghurricane yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's, you can figure that out,but don't don't burst pipes oh
(20:07):
god don't, don't burst on mestay good, did knock on wood or
something that's there's no woodaround, you have to say
that oh wait, there's wood righthere there we go, that's a
little bit.
No, it's fine.
All right, we keep our heat.
We don't go about that.
Watch, I'll wake up tomorrow.
Paper a lot of pepper bars well, there's a plumber in the house
(20:30):
.
We haven't had a house plumber,but we're good to go will he
fix it?
I'm like the cobbler's wife.
Have you heard of the cobbler'swife?
Where he fixed all the shoesfor all the people, but this
woman was in bare feet becauseall her shoes were fucked up.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So yeah, but he can hear you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm sure you're gonna be in trouble yeah, I know a
person who was an electricianand they, like nothing, ever
worked in their house.
Light switches, fucking outdoorlighting.
That's crazy but, he used to goup every day do people's
electrical work like okay, it'sdifferent when it's your own.
(21:18):
You just don't want to fuckingbe bothered yeah, but then the
family suffers because you know,if you have a broken toilet and
your plumber guy's out fixingsomeone else's broken toilet and
then you come home and well,you know what I mean.
Yeah, it'd be best kind of abummer.
Yeah, I would not be happy.
(21:39):
No, we won't go there.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's great, it's just oh my god, uh, okay, so how
about another funny story thatI came across?
So mother invites her son anddaughter-in-law over for dinner
and cooks nothing for the vegandaughter-in-law wait, she
doesn't cook her food so shecooks food, oh, but so she
(22:08):
couldn't eat the meat.
None of it was vegan well, thevegetables now the vegetables
were sauteed in like butter andstuff which are not vegan.
So she made a veggie soup andthe son was like cool, love,
that tell me more about.
Like what's in it?
How did you make it fuckingchicken stock?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
oh, wow um why does she hate her like?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
oh my god she made mac and cheese, fried chicken,
jambalaya, banana pudding,pudding mother-in-laws are so oh
, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,crazy, crazy.
So that's funny.
They were like going thing bything because also trying to
like educate her, thedaughter-in-law was the wife was
(22:51):
.
The son was like no, my mom'san asshole, like she would 100%
did this on purpose, didn't evenlike put forth any any, any
energy even to talk about tohave the conversation.
Like make a fucking salad.
They come in a bag.
Now, oh wow, I'm gonna open itand put it in a bowl, like
showing up for thanksgivingdinner and you can't eat
(23:11):
anything awful.
So she, the mom, was like well,I'll just pick the shrimp out of
the jambalaya.
No, that's not how it works,ma'am.
Um, yep, she.
Her response was why can't shejust eat normally for one day?
Oh, okay, that's, that's nice,that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Um, she also said it's not like she's allergic to
it or anything that's herpersonal preference, but there
are people who actually get sickif they eat meat.
I actually work with someonewho's a vegan and he was telling
us a story about he went to afriend's house for dinner and he
(23:59):
doesn't know if the girlfrienddid this on purpose or not, but
she made like chili or somethingI forget what it was that she
made and he, they know he'svegan, so he just assumed it was
vegan beef.
She used I don't know impossiblemeat, whatever the heck it's
called, and he ate it and he,all of a sudden, within 30
(24:22):
minutes he was not feeling wellunbelievable.
He was like sick to his stomach.
He had to leave and then calledhis buddy and he was like hey,
do you know what she put in thatchili?
Because I'm like really sick,right scram beef.
That's just awful.
(24:42):
And she knew he was vegan awful.
So I feel like she did it onpurpose.
I don't know, maybe, maybe shehas some beef with him 100
because so she fed him beef.
No, that wasn't funny no, thatwas funny.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was awful, though, like at one point, because if
it was chili as an example, it'snot an easy process, like
there's things that you do tomake the chili like it's a thing
.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So at some point, while you'redoing this, it the thought one
thousand percent crossed hermind and she said fuck it, I'm
all in oh my god, my mom's, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So here's another story Well, not all of them but
so I have a story for you after,unless you tell me it first.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
This one's a Okay.
This one's a quick one.
Groom kicks his mother out ofthe wedding for bringing his ex
as her plus one, Plus one.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
That's the story.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I was gonna.
I read that.
I was like this bitch, yeah.
So it was actually a superpopular reddit.
Am I the asshole?
People were sounding off I sawthat comments.
I saw that, yeah, yeah, oh, sohis mother had such an affinity
for his ex-girlfriend.
Yep and they had broken up,like three or five years prior
to him getting married, mm-hmmand his parents divorced, so his
(26:07):
dad brought his new wife.
His mom, not yet remarried,decided to bring the
ex-girlfriend that she missed somuch.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
And did he ask her to leave Both of them?
He asked them to leave.
Yeah, yep, and it was like ishe the asshole for?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
asking.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I think she's totally the fucking asshole 100%,
totally 100%.
And it reminded me of somethingsomeone else would say she who
shall remain nameless 100%Totally.
I just don't understand.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
People are fucking stupid.
I don't understand and peopleare fucking.
I don't understand.
And if that were me, I couldn'tbe.
I don't think I could be withsomeone whose mom was like that.
I couldn't I wouldn't be ableto separate the two.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
No, no I I could not do it.
If your mom is bitchy and cattyand like out for blood, yes,
you and your mom can fuck offright like.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
If she can't at least play nice and be respectful,
right?
Why am I here for thanksgivingdinner and I can't eat a thing?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
yeah no, right, right , crazy.
Yeah, no, that's, that was that.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's the craziest why am I marrying you?
Yeah no, and your mother bringsyour ex-girlfriend.
What immediately out?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
yeah out.
Yeah, I agree.
No, I agree, that is thewildest.
That's so funny how we read thesame story.
Yeah, I love it it was crazythere was another one too.
It was this, another wedding one, I can't remember.
Um, the details of it was a lotabout a month or two ago.
I read it and it was somethingabout the mother-in-law did
something and not.
(27:43):
I read that one, but it wasanother one and the
mother-in-law and the groomended up like in a big battle
unbelievable.
Like the mother of the groom,she ended up in a big battle
because she did somethingfucking crazy at the wedding.
Why it's?
like what the fuck?
Why, like, why are you tryingto run these people's fucking,
one of the most?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
important days of their life and it's such a
public fucking day.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's the other thing I wonder if I still have
it on here.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It that's just the wildest thing ever if it was
just something that likehappened, like the thanksgiving
dinner thing.
Yes, of course it sucks, butit's in front of family, it's in
your home, it's an isolatedincident unless you fucking
share it with the world.
Yeah, read it then, rightnobody's gonna know, yeah, yeah,
oh, here's who was.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
There is another one.
I read a bride kicks her motherout of her wedding after she
showed up uninvited.
Oh, so she had cut contact withher.
The mother found out she wasgetting married and she just
showed up, so so the bride waslike peace out, that's rough.
Yep, yep.
She was estranged from her fornearly three years and her
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mother flew across the countryand crashed her wedding.
No, people are fucking insane.
People are insane.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And very selfish, like so many thoughts.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, why why?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't know, but I read another story that was
really interesting and like sadat the same time, so I'm gonna
like change the whole tone ofthis, but it's important.
This is a warning to others.
Oh god, did you hear about thewoman that called 9-1-1
pretending to order a pizza tosave herself from being raped?
No, she was being held like inher home or something and the
(29:29):
guy was like gonna, I don't knowwhat he was doing to her, but
um, she, um.
It said that they caught a mantrying to rape a woman in an
open field soon after she tippedthem off through a 911 call.
She was pretending to orderpizza.
So this is a different one,though, because the other one it
was like in an apartment orsomething, but she called 911
(29:53):
and I actually this is thearticle, the other one I
actually heard the recording andin the 911 operator was like I
think it was on tmz or something, right, do you remember that?
So she was.
So this is a whole nother one.
She must have saw the otherstory and said I'm going to do
the same thing, but she wascalling 911, and she was like hi
, I want to order a pizza, andlike she started saying all this
(30:15):
random shit.
So then the 911 operator caughton and then she was like is he
in the house?
Say pepperoni if he is and sayplain if he's not.
And then she'd be like, oh,pepperoni, and like.
So she kept asking herquestions that were pizza
related to try to figure outwhat was going on.
Yeah, and like the whole timeto probably the guy it sounded
(30:36):
like she was ordering pizza,sure, so yeah, unbelievable and
then finally you can hear theguy in the background going all
right and yelling and like, like.
So I think like that story whereI think the guy was in her
apartment like abusing her andwhatever right she was trying to
get away, and then this storysounds like the girl was going
to get raped in a field orsomething unbelievable thank god
(30:58):
for that 9-1-1 operator,because some 9-1 911 operators
are fucking brutal, they're meanor they're dumb as shit oh,
yeah, yeah, that, that, thatI'll tell you, that was fucking
clue that one was on it like she, I don't know what the girl.
The girl just said a bunch ofstuff and that, and I don't want
to operate it like caught quick, and then she just started
(31:19):
firing off questions and but youknow what she did?
She kind of fucked her up alittle bit because she, she let
the call go too long, uh, andthat's why the guy was like all
right, all right, all right,hang on.
Oh, let's take you out, I wantto order pizza.
And you can hear him in thebackground getting like
aggravated.
So the 911 operator kind of kept, almost could have gotten her
(31:40):
in more trouble or hurt evenmore because she kept her on too
long.
Yeah, yeah, you know, the girlhad given her the address, she
had already figured outsomething was wrong, right, okay
, we're gonna send people nowand hang up the like.
I know they're not supposed tohang up, but in some cases you
probably have to hang out, sure,like in that case, because she
was pretending to order a pizza,right.
So, yeah, so that could havegot her, you know, but must have
(32:03):
all worked out.
So crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
People are nuts, people arefreaking nuts people are nuts,
but not me.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
nuts, I thought you were gonna like.
I thought you're gonna be likenot me, because that's sound
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
So grab your favorite glass, join us as we raise our
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and we're back in person.
I feel like this is so weird.
Here we are I was gonna say Ifeel like I haven't seen you in
forever.
I saw you yesterday, but, likethis, I feel like I haven't seen
you in forever, did you?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
see?
Oh yeah, I did see youyesterday.
Oh my god, this last few dayshas been a blur.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, you've been all over the place yes, I had a very
long weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It started thursday, went into friday, saturday, and
then sunday was supposed to beearly one.
It was kind of early, but Istill, so I didn.
I didn't, I wasn't going todrink yesterday and I'm like I'm
not going to drink, I'm justgoing to drink water.
And I was talking to my friend.
She was like, yeah, I just getlike soda water and lime and
(01:11):
whatever.
It looks like I have a drinkand no one supplies it.
I'm like, okay, yeah, we getthere, want sangria, want
sangria.
I was like, okay, so we havesangria.
It was great.
Then like I was craving abloody mary all day and I'm like
I really want a bloody mary.
So it was probably six o'clockat night and I had a bloody mary
(01:36):
.
And this guy comes over to me.
He's like a little late for abloody mary, don't you?
think I'm like no, I knowabsolutely not.
I needed this and um, then Iended up having another one
because the first one was sofucking good, um, so yeah, I've
(01:56):
been wanting a bloody mary too Iwas thinking about those all
weekend.
Never got one, but I was like Iwant a buddy yeah yeah, maybe
this upcoming weekend yeah, yeah.
So yeah, it was good we got homeearly, but I was still tired.
I'm so glad I was off todayyeah veterans day, by the way oh
, true, true yeah that's rightso yeah, yeah, here we are, yeah
(02:22):
, dazed and confused, but stilltrucking along.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, I had to rally, I, yeah.
And here we are, yeah, dazedand confused, but still trucking
along.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, rally, I had to rally.
I had to rally for this he'slike you were gonna get rid of
the baby and just like, oh relaxno, I just thought something
else was going on and then I waslike, okay, that's not
happening, so let me just kindof get my shit together.
So yeah, but that's fine, I'mhere, it's life I'm here in one
(02:47):
piece.
Yeah, my brain isn't, but therest of me is yeah, I mean, you
look great, you look fine.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, you're a little tired again.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
This has been like almost like a bender, like for
god's sakes, yeah, yeah, but Ihave to say it was.
We had the best time.
So let me rewind.
We had a girls weekend up northat the condo and it was so
freaking fun.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like I saw you guys using the shot ski.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
We were going oh, yeah, we were friday, I get so
happy when I see people use it.
Saturday, sunday it was yeah,it was a good time.
But Friday I went a little hard.
Saturday I woke up I felt fine,like my stomach was just
bothering me, but then, likemidday, I started with a
(03:42):
headache, like it just came outof the blue.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, mine come in waves now.
And then I started with aheadache.
Like it just came out of theblue yeah, mine coming waves now
and then.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I had it to probably like six o'clock at night.
Finally it went away.
But I'm like wow, I didn't evenwake up with a headache
hangover, it was just a headache, headache, yeah, so that was so
.
Because of that I kind of tookit slow Saturday.
So then Sunday I woke up liketotally fine ready to go Sunday.
I was like all right, I just wasreally tired, but yeah, so then
(04:08):
I we got home early, we wereable to, like, relax, do
whatever we needed to do.
Yeah, then we went to umchrissy's bar thirsty, yeah, and
we um saw this um girl.
Her name is neely and she, Ithink she was on one of those um
music shows.
I'm not sure which one, so I'mnot going to try to guess, but
she was on one, I don't know howrecent or whatever, but yeah,
(04:32):
she's a singer and she's amazing.
Oh, that's so nice.
So we hung out, we watched her.
Then, yeah, that was it thatwas it.
I literally woke up this morningand forgot that I saw you.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Like I literally woke up this morning and forgot that
I saw you, like I literally.
Well, it was brief, it was aquick interaction, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I totally forgot that .
I saw you and I was going to oh, you know what I was going to
tell you what I and this is whatI forgot about, cause this
morning I woke up and I thoughtabout the video that Sabrina
posted Me, ted meeting on thedance floor in 1986.
And then all of a sudden hecomes up behind her and is doing
like disco moves.
I'm like wait, that wouldn'thave been 1986.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh, definitely not these two are hysterical?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Definitely not.
I was dying, I was laughing sohard and I wanted to like
mention that.
Like oh my God, wasn't that sofunny?
And I got to last nightmentioned that.
Like oh my god, wasn't that sofunny and I forgot to last night
I don't know why or how, butthose guys are crazy, oh my god,
he was nuts yeah, he's so crazy.
He fell asleep on the way hereand then he woke up and then
went back to sleep like an hourlater, but yeah he's so funny,
(05:38):
we're going to bed.
I'm tired, but yeah it was good,it was fun.
We had a really good time, wentto a lot of good places, um
yeah, it's great, and while youwere away, we started a family
group.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Note oh yeah of all the things that we're going to
contribute for thanksgiving umam I pronouncing it correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Correctly, um hold on .
When I saw it, I was like sangsgibbling songs giving.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's songs giving because we're spanish and that's
how we say songs giving, soundsgiving songs, giving songs.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I'm like thanks gibbling.
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I'm giving and we're contributing because I think
sounds giving.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No, I don't like that .
I don't like the spanishversion.
I just call it thanksgiving, ohmy god.
Or or family giving, or let'scall it something else.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Sounds giving, oh no you're so fresh it triggers me
when you say it that way thefamily is contributing a lot so
I'm proud of I am actually theyounger one very um, I was
impressed by that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, I um woke up to what's our thanksgiving menu
gonna be, or whatever.
That was my text message.
I'm like thanksgiving.
I'm like it's nine o'clock inthe morning, I have no idea.
It's so early away, it's sosoon, so I didn't respond
because I really didn't know howto respond.
Of course I don't know.
(07:09):
We're going to have turkey.
You know the regular stuff,right, and all of a sudden, a
little while later, everybodystarts.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, this and this and this.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And I was like, oh wow, everybody's gonna
contribute, yeah, and, andthat's fantastic, yeah.
So, like I think I just have todo the turkey yep potatoes.
And now the sweet, not sweetpotatoes.
What are those orange ones thatnobody really likes?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
those potatoes?
Oh, is this sweet potato?
Yeah, oh, okay, yeah, butbianca's doing something with
those.
Oh, is she?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
yeah, so I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
You gotta check the list but you know what I was
thinking that's her ducking.
I would have that.
That's cool, right.
I just had to like rememberwhat that is exactly.
It's a chicken, yes, and a duckand a turkey I'd have it all
100%, I would do it, that soundswild.
(08:01):
I love duck.
A lot of people don't.
I love duck A lot of peopledon't?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I love duck, but I just wonder like cooking the
three of them together and thedifferent fats and the different
juices?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'm sure there's a TikTok to walk through it.
What the hell is that going totaste like?
Ask, fucking ChatGPT.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hmm, turducken, yeah, so that's what I'm thinking,
that would be so interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, and it feels like we're gonna have multiple
turkeys.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
so if the turducken doesn't work out, we'll just
have regular turkey yeah, yeah,that's true, and like I don't
know if he plans on deep fryingagain this year, but that turkey
was so good, so good yeah yeah,I think we ate more of the deep
fried turkey than the regularturkey.
Last year, yeah, but so, yeah,so like that's like a new
(08:46):
tradition though for us, becauseusually I do all the cooking
wow, you guys will bring likewine or dessert this came about.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
whatever, someone who shall remain nameless although
I'm sure you can guess who thisperson is, and I'll I'll say
this the politically correct wayshe didn't want a bland
Thanksgiving, so that's why thelist was created.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, bland, so bland wasn't the word that she used.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'll tell you afterwards the words that she
used Wow, but to sum, it up.
So I'm not as excited about it.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Then, as I was, I was like, oh wow, that's so cute,
they're going to help.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So I think everyone except for her genuinely wants
to contribute.
She is contributing just so shecan ensure that her food isn't
bland she's so fresh.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Because her food is salty as shit.
Fucking you need like fuckingyou need like fucking.
You end up with cankles by thetime you're done with
Thanksgiving dinner.
Her food's so fucking saltyLike you're fucking dehydrated
because the salt is literallylike shriveling you up.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You should see the TikToks of like the recipes that
she's making and it's just likeadding shit and then adding
shit and then adding shit.
And I'm like what are theycooking the food?
Because they just keep addingshit.
They're so hard and she wantsto make like four things.
Yeah, she's not doing all thatshe's not doing all.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
that she's not doing all that it's so funny, I
guarantee you she shows up withone item, maybe two, and that's
the thing when it comes tothanksgiving.
What people don't understandyounger people is it's hard.
People start that shit priorlike days in advance.
Nobody gets up on thanksgivingmorning, so it's cooking like
(10:33):
everything people been cookingfor like a week.
They free shit, they you knowwhat I mean they prep, they
marinate, they do all thesethings like I.
If she shows up with 17 items,then that means she'd been
cooking for a month, because noone's getting up on Thanksgiving
day and cooking all thosethings.
No way, no, unless you're achef and you, you know,
(10:56):
professional chef.
But other than that, cause Istart cooking a few days in
advance, it's just not possible,no.
And then, especially whenyou're cooking for multiple,
what do I cook for?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Probably like 30 people At least come here,
because people come and go, yeah, and you got people come for
dessert and they have multipleplates, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And you can take food home.
So, yeah, it's a lot of stuff.
Yeah, so she'll learn someday.
She will learn someday, when Ireally hope she makes these,
because then she's going to makethem and complain about it all
day and how long she cooked it.
And I'm going to go and that'swhy we have a bland.
(11:36):
I just don't have the energy tolike make five thousand
different things.
So if you're not happy with thesweet potato, the green beans,
the stuffing, the mashedpotatoes, the stuff that you've
been eating for 30 years, andit's all good, because, I'm
sorry, if I remember correctly,she loves my fucking stuffing,
yep.
So I just make the basic stuffRight.
(12:00):
Every now and then I'll getreal daring and I'll try to make
my own cranberry sauce, or I'lldo a green bean casserole, or I
don't know.
I always do the carrots withthe brown sugars.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I have pictures of the carrots last time Last year,
because you had them.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
They look like really nice.
They look like really nicecarrots.
They're little, they're likethis big and they have a little
stem on them.
I still have a picture.
I'm going to find those thisyear.
They're little, they're likethis big and they have a little
stem on them.
I still have a picture.
I'm going to find those thisyear.
I love those and they look sofancy, you know.
So I'm going to do my best.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I enjoy it.
I enjoy it so much.
But in the spirit ofThanksgiving, I was looking up
funny or like quirkyThanksgiving traditions that
other people might do, so here'sa list of some.
One of them is a turkey trot.
What's that?
I've heard of it, but I don'tknow what it is.
So instead of dressing up,family members wear their
(12:56):
silliest pajamas for a turkeytrot.
So just imagine a whole groupof turkeys in flannel and
onesies running around theneighborhood.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
No.
No thanks, that sounds stupidAll right Hand turkey
competition Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I think it's more for like kids.
Where you like do this thing,and then you make a turkey out
of your hand.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I did probably 5,000 of those in my day.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I can only imagine Thanksgiving bingo.
Oh, that sounds fun.
That would be funny yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Especially like later in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, yeah, when everyone's a little, we should
probably do something like thatand the prize can be like nips
or something.
Yeah, that would be fun, cute,yeah, uh, this was this would be
dangerous for us.
Someone or everyone bring amystery side dish.
So you bring a side dish, butyou don't say in advance what
you're bringing.
Okay, well then, you guysprobably probably shouldn't have
created that note so somepeople in the past have bought,
uh, or brought spicy cranberrysauce creepy yeah, that sounds
(13:56):
no or pumpkin flavored mashedpotatoes no, no absolutely not
um.
Some folks have a turkey pinataum, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Yeah, I don't mind that.
That would be more fun.
Well, I mean, depending onwhat's in it, that would be like
an adult pinata and a kidpinata yeah, uh, thanksgiving
karaoke, that's fun.
Yeah, we like karaoke so thatwouldn't really be a
thanksgiving tradition and justbe part of our normal family get
together uh, wishbone wrestling.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
What do we normally do with the wishbone here?
I don't really remember webreak it, but we do it oh, okay,
like we break it becausebecause the wishbone.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You don't usually get it out until you literally rip
the entire turkey apart and whenpeople are cleaning it, to
shred it up for soup andsandwiches, and all that once
you have the, the bot, thecarcass, the whatever it's in
there yeah, so you don't, no onereally sees that except the
person that's tearing it up, andyeah, kind of a night, yeah, so
uh, and then you gotta let itdry, so give it, so it gives a
(15:05):
good snap, oh yeah, all right, alittle uh advice there yeah,
you gotta like, once you take itout because it's moisture, it's
been cooked, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I have always taken it out andthen, like I put it on a napkin,
just let it dry out and thenyou.
So, because one time we did itand not and it was like rubber,
(15:25):
it just kept just, we're doingthis.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It was stupid like it wouldn't break.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
So I'm like, okay, we that needs to be dried and then
we can do whatever with itsounds very desirable yeah uh,
leftover potluck on black friday.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
So almost like a thanksgiving part two where you
invite like people that youdidn't see on thanksgiving okay
to come over and do that shit.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Uh, a post thanksgiving bonfire oh, that
would be nice, except right nowthere's a drought yeah and
everything.
I don't know if there's actuallya drought but I know there's a,
there's a um, don't mind me, Ihave really bad allergies um,
every, I don't know if it.
I'm gonna say it's a job,because it hasn't really rained
(16:10):
like it rained the other notlast night, I think, it was a
teeny tiny bit.
Then the other night, samething, a little drizzle, but we
haven't got a good rain.
No, in a in a couple of weeks,yeah, and there's actually um a
ban on fire.
Uh, outdoor fires, um, acrossthe whole um state.
So they're like when you godown the highway, you know the
(16:33):
big sign that flashes with likethe speed limit or amber alert.
It literally says it on thereand everything.
Like they just don't wantpeople burning because the
slightest little spark, yeah,can cause like a, like a whole
thing scary, like what happenedin salem and was happening in
middleton, yep, um, so I guesseven like your grass can get so
(16:53):
dry that they warn people aboutmowing because the, the friction
it could cause like a spark andthat could end up like catching
on.
I don't know, yeah, isn't thatwild.
I never even think about that.
So, yeah, so we couldn'tprobably do that unless we get a
good rain in the next couple of.
(17:13):
Yeah, but the way the weather'sbeen, it's all over the place.
I would totally do a bonfire,christmas, uh, thanksgiving
night, as long as if it was 50s,40s, yeah, because it's so
freaking nice.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Right, it's been 70s.
I know it makes me nervous forDecember Close to 80.
Like, what are we going to getin December?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I read a while back that we were going to have
another mild winter this year.
So the skiers, snowmobilers.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, and that sucked last year.
Yeah, big time, yeah I.
Skiers, snowmobilers yeah, thatsucked last year.
Yeah, yeah, big time.
Yeah, I do remember last twowinters have been very mild.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
A lot of the ski, mobile trails didn't really open
, but like we had to go way outto pittsburgh like way way, out
yeah, in order to do that, butlocally there wasn't really
nothing.
So so and I think this year ismight be more of the same from
what I've read, but we'll see.
I don't mind it.
No, definitely not.
If it stays like this for thewhole winter, I'll be happy,
(18:14):
yeah.
I don't need you know fuckingblizzard, no Fuck that, and it's
good for my eating bill.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You know what I'm surprised about too.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
I can't believe that we haven't gotten more rain with
all the hurricanes we've gotten.
Yeah, because typically, um,when it we get all these
hurricanes down south, we getlike tropical storm, rainy, sure
you know it kind of lingershere a little bit.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
That hasn't happened how wild is that the alien.
They're sleeping, so it must bethe direction of what?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
the way the hurricanes are going, and
they're not coming this way,they're going out, I don't know.
Yeah, whatever, yeah, yeah,it's wild, so I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't know how this shit works, I just like it.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I just I don't like hurricanes, but I like this, I
like this weather.
I don't like hurricanes.
I will never live down southfar enough where there'll be
hurricanes.
I think South Carolina they doget hit here and there, yeah,
but I can handle that.
Yeah, florida, one afteranother after another, no thank
you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I don't know what I could take Because, also like
tornadoes, I wouldn't want toexperience that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Hurricane no.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What else is there?
I'd be like we're forgettingsomething.
Oh, like an earthquake.
I wouldn't want to experiencean earthquake.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Like in California they have like those mudslide
things, a landslide, mudslide.
I feel like snow is fine.
We get bad forest fires inCalifornia too.
Like I think we have a get alittle bit of snow and then it's
gone.
Yeah, like what is the worst weexperience?
Yeah, snow, I don it.
Maybe freezing temperatures,but again it's a couple days
(19:47):
yeah, yeah, you know, justfigure it out.
Things don't really getdestroyed.
Well, your pipes do, but that'syou know.
Yeah, I'd rather have my pipesburst than my whole house get
taken away by a fuckinghurricane yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's, you can figure that out,but don't don't burst pipes oh
(20:07):
god don't, don't burst on mestay good, did knock on wood or
something that's there's no woodaround, you have to say
that oh wait, there's wood righthere there we go, that's a
little bit.
No, it's fine.
All right, we keep our heat.
We don't go about that.
Watch, I'll wake up tomorrow.
Paper a lot of pepper bars well, there's a plumber in the house
(20:30):
.
We haven't had a house plumber,but we're good to go will he
fix it?
I'm like the cobbler's wife.
Have you heard of the cobbler'swife?
Where he fixed all the shoesfor all the people, but this
woman was in bare feet becauseall her shoes were fucked up.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
So yeah, but he can hear you.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm sure you're gonna be in trouble yeah, I know a
person who was an electricianand they, like nothing, ever
worked in their house.
Light switches, fucking outdoorlighting.
That's crazy but, he used to goup every day do people's
electrical work like okay, it'sdifferent when it's your own.
(21:18):
You just don't want to fuckingbe bothered yeah, but then the
family suffers because you know,if you have a broken toilet and
your plumber guy's out fixingsomeone else's broken toilet and
then you come home and well,you know what I mean.
Yeah, it'd be best kind of abummer.
Yeah, I would not be happy.
(21:39):
No, we won't go there.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's great, it's just oh my god, uh, okay, so how
about another funny story thatI came across?
So mother invites her son anddaughter-in-law over for dinner
and cooks nothing for the vegandaughter-in-law wait, she
doesn't cook her food so shecooks food, oh, but so she
(22:08):
couldn't eat the meat.
None of it was vegan well, thevegetables now the vegetables
were sauteed in like butter andstuff which are not vegan.
So she made a veggie soup andthe son was like cool, love,
that tell me more about.
Like what's in it?
How did you make it fuckingchicken stock?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
oh, wow um why does she hate her like?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
oh my god she made mac and cheese, fried chicken,
jambalaya, banana pudding,pudding mother-in-laws are so oh
, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,crazy, crazy.
So that's funny.
They were like going thing bything because also trying to
like educate her, thedaughter-in-law was the wife was
(22:51):
.
The son was like no, my mom'san asshole, like she would 100%
did this on purpose, didn't evenlike put forth any any, any
energy even to talk about tohave the conversation.
Like make a fucking salad.
They come in a bag.
Now, oh wow, I'm gonna open itand put it in a bowl, like
showing up for thanksgivingdinner and you can't eat
(23:11):
anything awful.
So she, the mom, was like well,I'll just pick the shrimp out of
the jambalaya.
No, that's not how it works,ma'am.
Um, yep, she.
Her response was why can't shejust eat normally for one day?
Oh, okay, that's, that's nice,that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Um, she also said it's not like she's allergic to
it or anything that's herpersonal preference, but there
are people who actually get sickif they eat meat.
I actually work with someonewho's a vegan and he was telling
us a story about he went to afriend's house for dinner and he
(23:59):
doesn't know if the girlfrienddid this on purpose or not, but
she made like chili or somethingI forget what it was that she
made and he, they know he'svegan, so he just assumed it was
vegan beef.
She used I don't know impossiblemeat, whatever the heck it's
called, and he ate it and he,all of a sudden, within 30
(24:22):
minutes he was not feeling wellunbelievable.
He was like sick to his stomach.
He had to leave and then calledhis buddy and he was like hey,
do you know what she put in thatchili?
Because I'm like really sick,right scram beef.
That's just awful.
(24:42):
And she knew he was vegan awful.
So I feel like she did it onpurpose.
I don't know, maybe, maybe shehas some beef with him 100
because so she fed him beef.
No, that wasn't funny no, thatwas funny.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It was awful, though, like at one point, because if
it was chili as an example, it'snot an easy process, like
there's things that you do tomake the chili like it's a thing
.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So at some point, while you'redoing this, it the thought one
thousand percent crossed hermind and she said fuck it, I'm
all in oh my god, my mom's, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
So here's another story Well, not all of them but
so I have a story for you after,unless you tell me it first.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
This one's a Okay.
This one's a quick one.
Groom kicks his mother out ofthe wedding for bringing his ex
as her plus one, Plus one.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
That's the story.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I was gonna.
I read that.
I was like this bitch, yeah.
So it was actually a superpopular reddit.
Am I the asshole?
People were sounding off I sawthat comments.
I saw that, yeah, yeah, oh, sohis mother had such an affinity
for his ex-girlfriend.
Yep and they had broken up,like three or five years prior
to him getting married, mm-hmmand his parents divorced, so his
(26:07):
dad brought his new wife.
His mom, not yet remarried,decided to bring the
ex-girlfriend that she missed somuch.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
And did he ask her to leave Both of them?
He asked them to leave.
Yeah, yep, and it was like ishe the asshole for?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
asking.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I think she's totally the fucking asshole 100%,
totally 100%.
And it reminded me of somethingsomeone else would say she who
shall remain nameless 100%Totally.
I just don't understand.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
People are fucking stupid.
I don't understand and peopleare fucking.
I don't understand.
And if that were me, I couldn'tbe.
I don't think I could be withsomeone whose mom was like that.
I couldn't I wouldn't be ableto separate the two.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
No, no I I could not do it.
If your mom is bitchy and cattyand like out for blood, yes,
you and your mom can fuck offright like.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
If she can't at least play nice and be respectful,
right?
Why am I here for thanksgivingdinner and I can't eat a thing?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
yeah no, right, right , crazy.
Yeah, no, that's, that was that.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's the craziest why am I marrying you?
Yeah no, and your mother bringsyour ex-girlfriend.
What immediately out?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
yeah out.
Yeah, I agree.
No, I agree, that is thewildest.
That's so funny how we read thesame story.
Yeah, I love it it was crazythere was another one too.
It was this, another wedding one, I can't remember.
Um, the details of it was a lotabout a month or two ago.
I read it and it was somethingabout the mother-in-law did
something and not.
(27:43):
I read that one, but it wasanother one and the
mother-in-law and the groomended up like in a big battle
unbelievable.
Like the mother of the groom,she ended up in a big battle
because she did somethingfucking crazy at the wedding.
Why it's?
like what the fuck?
Why, like, why are you tryingto run these people's fucking,
one of the most?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
important days of their life and it's such a
public fucking day.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
That's the other thing I wonder if I still have
it on here.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It that's just the wildest thing ever if it was
just something that likehappened, like the thanksgiving
dinner thing.
Yes, of course it sucks, butit's in front of family, it's in
your home, it's an isolatedincident unless you fucking
share it with the world.
Yeah, read it then, rightnobody's gonna know, yeah, yeah,
oh, here's who was.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
There is another one.
I read a bride kicks her motherout of her wedding after she
showed up uninvited.
Oh, so she had cut contact withher.
The mother found out she wasgetting married and she just
showed up, so so the bride waslike peace out, that's rough.
Yep, yep.
She was estranged from her fornearly three years and her
(28:48):
mother flew across the countryand crashed her wedding.
No, people are fucking insane.
People are insane.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
And very selfish, like so many thoughts.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, why why?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't know, but I read another story that was
really interesting and like sadat the same time, so I'm gonna
like change the whole tone ofthis, but it's important.
This is a warning to others.
Oh god, did you hear about thewoman that called 9-1-1
pretending to order a pizza tosave herself from being raped?
No, she was being held like inher home or something and the
(29:29):
guy was like gonna, I don't knowwhat he was doing to her, but
um, she, um.
It said that they caught a mantrying to rape a woman in an
open field soon after she tippedthem off through a 911 call.
She was pretending to orderpizza.
So this is a different one,though, because the other one it
was like in an apartment orsomething, but she called 911
(29:53):
and I actually this is thearticle, the other one I
actually heard the recording andin the 911 operator was like I
think it was on tmz or something, right, do you remember that?
So she was.
So this is a whole nother one.
She must have saw the otherstory and said I'm going to do
the same thing, but she wascalling 911, and she was like hi
, I want to order a pizza, andlike she started saying all this
(30:15):
random shit.
So then the 911 operator caughton and then she was like is he
in the house?
Say pepperoni if he is and sayplain if he's not.
And then she'd be like, oh,pepperoni, and like.
So she kept asking herquestions that were pizza
related to try to figure outwhat was going on.
Yeah, and like the whole timeto probably the guy it sounded
(30:36):
like she was ordering pizza,sure, so yeah, unbelievable and
then finally you can hear theguy in the background going all
right and yelling and like, like.
So I think like that story whereI think the guy was in her
apartment like abusing her andwhatever right she was trying to
get away, and then this storysounds like the girl was going
to get raped in a field orsomething unbelievable thank god
(30:58):
for that 9-1-1 operator,because some 9-1 911 operators
are fucking brutal, they're meanor they're dumb as shit oh,
yeah, yeah, that, that, thatI'll tell you, that was fucking
clue that one was on it like she, I don't know what the girl.
The girl just said a bunch ofstuff and that, and I don't want
to operate it like caught quick, and then she just started
(31:19):
firing off questions and but youknow what she did?
She kind of fucked her up alittle bit because she, she let
the call go too long, uh, andthat's why the guy was like all
right, all right, all right,hang on.
Oh, let's take you out, I wantto order pizza.
And you can hear him in thebackground getting like
aggravated.
So the 911 operator kind of kept, almost could have gotten her
(31:40):
in more trouble or hurt evenmore because she kept her on too
long.
Yeah, yeah, you know, the girlhad given her the address, she
had already figured outsomething was wrong, right, okay
, we're gonna send people nowand hang up the like.
I know they're not supposed tohang up, but in some cases you
probably have to hang out, sure,like in that case, because she
was pretending to order a pizza,right.
So, yeah, so that could havegot her, you know, but must have
(32:03):
all worked out.
So crazy.
It's fucking crazy.
People are nuts, people arefreaking nuts people are nuts,
but not me.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
nuts, I thought you were gonna like.
I thought you're gonna be likenot me, because that's sound
like you were going somewherewith that thank you for joining
us on this wine build adventure.
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