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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to the no
Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm Alex and I'm
Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
So grab your favorite
glass.
Join us as we raise our voices.
Together, we'll dive into thedrama of life as we see it.
I hope you've poured a glass,because tonight we're diving
into something new.
We are super excited to welcometoday's guest, nicole.
She's a mom to a 14-month-oldand a military wife, juggling a
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full-time role in her family'sconstruction business while also
running her own luxury, sunlesstanning business.
I mean, come on, she's allabout the real, raw and
relatable.
Her passion for helping othersfeel beautiful is something she
truly treasures.
So we're super excited towelcome a fellow wine lover on
our episode today.
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Welcome, nicole.
Hi, thank you for having me.
Yeah, of course, thanks forjoining us.
It's great to have you on.
Yeah, definitely, and I thinklast week or maybe the week
before, when we had posted ourreel saying hey, okay, I think
we're ready for guests.
What you sent in was so sweetand it was one of the longest
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kind of requests, but like longin a great way, like I felt like
I was getting to know you rightoff the jump and it was
immediate.
From that first message I waslike, yeah, she has to be our
first official guest.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, the minute you
guys followed me and I followed
you back on your socials, I wasjust cracking up laughing at
your little reels that you wereposting and I was like I love
them.
And so when I saw youimmediately were like do you
want to be a guest?
I'm like, yeah, I do.
I want a glass of wine and Iwant to talk to you guys.
And then I was like, well, nowI got to like talk it up.
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I was like I'm a wine lover.
I'm like I'm from Massachusettstoo.
So I knew this would be like agreat click.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Awesome, 100% Super
excited to have you here.
Yeah, you have to tell us alittle bit about momhood and
marryhood.
What's it all like?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It's a lot.
I know everyone always saysthat, and I know they also say
that it goes by really fast.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
But the last year has
truly gone by so fast.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
A lot all happened at
once.
I got married and then gotpregnant and had my son last
June.
I always wanted a blue-eyedeyedsummer baby and that's exactly
what I got, so I was thrilledwith that, and he is like a mini
version of my husband to a T.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh boy, that's a good
thing.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yes, my husband can
sleep at the drop of a diamond,
so can my child.
That's amazing 13 hours a night, I can't complain.
Wow, child, so I, my son's 13hours a night, I can't complain.
Yes, so I am blessed in that Ihave never had a problem with
him sleeping.
So it's been good, though I meanrunning a couple of businesses
with my family and then nowlaunching one by myself, um, at
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the same time with my husbanddoing a lot of military travel.
Uh, for the last year it's beenhard, but it's also the most
rewarding thing in the entireworld.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So Sure, yeah, it
sounds really fulfilling and
exciting and, yeah, the factthat you have all of these
businesses happening also whilebeing a mom, while being a wife,
and sometimes on your own ifyour husband's traveling.
So tell us about yourbusinesses.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So my father actually
started this construction
company 30 years ago, so theyear I was born.
I have an older brother, so inthe midst of having a
four-year-old and then a newborn, he also started his own
construction business after hehad been in the business for 15
years on his own and working forsomeone.
So he started his own businessand I knew there was a point in
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time in my life where I wasgoing to end up at the family
business.
I just didn't know when.
So I actually run the entireoffice upstairs from the shop.
And it's a very small knitfamily company.
So it's my brother, mygodfather who is also my uncle
my dad, and then my mom comes inand helps me out when business
is a little busy.
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So it's just us four and we runthe whole thing.
We are more so in thedemolition aspect of
construction.
So, that was a learning curvefor me, where, just coming off
of a business degree, and I wasjust like, okay, I have no idea
what I'm doing, but doing that Iwill say it's a blessing to
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work for family and they're alsomy neighbors, so that's also a
little compound.
It's great.
So I get to work with them andwe get to all hang out too.
We're very close, so that'sgreat.
And then it wasn't untilpostpartum.
I had already done some sunlesstanning prior to getting
married and I loved it truly.
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But I was very sick in mypregnancy so I had to stop
working.
It was the one thing I wasmissing during my postpartum
that I was like you know what?
I need to jump back into it.
This time I'm just going to doit on my own so that way I can
control my own schedule when Ican and can't do it, because I
have a baby and a husband whotravels a lot and it's been the
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greatest thing I ever did.
It gave me that little joyright back that I knew that I
was missing during my postpartum, which was a struggle, but I'm
having the best time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
So it makes me feel
beautiful and happy.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
You look great.
I like to think so.
Thriving you look great.
I like to think so.
It's a lot of work.
Social media is a little bit ofa downfall, but I mean, that is
a job in and of itself.
No one talks about that.
So, it's not like I enjoy beingon my phone, but it's part of
the game.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Right, it's literally
a full-time job.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It really is, you
have to set time aside to be
able to do it.
So that part's hard.
But just being in with someoneand even though it's only a
30-minute appointment, it is thebest that I just get to laugh
and joke and make people feelgood at the same time and hear
their walks of life and theirstory and everything it's
relatable.
You get to talk Some people.
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That's their vent session.
It's the best part of the job.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Which is really
interesting to me, because you
say it's a vent session, butwe're talking about tanning, so
it's a vent session and yourskivvies.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Fully or naked
Completely.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yes, I did it once.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Trust me, I didn't
know how to feel Honestly, it's
the person that's doing it thatcan change the way you look at
it, Because a lot of the times Ihave clients just tell me that
they kind of forget that they'reeven fully nude, because we're
just laughing and joking and inthe midst of me just telling,
all right, put your arm up here.
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Okay, put your arm down.
Okay, now turn, push your bootyback towards me, and we're just
laughing.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I would never forget
that I was nude.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
It's a matter of the
conversation.
If there is no conversation,then it's definitely awkward.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's just awkward for
me.
I just even you know, know,when I go get a massage,
sometimes I keep my underwear on.
I don't know why, and sometimesI don't yeah but I'm like, why
other times I do?
Why are the times I don't?
I don't know.
I get in my head and some daysI'm like, all right, this is
fine, and then other days I'mlike, oh, gotta keep my
underwear on, you know?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I don't know, just
freaking looney tune, I guess
the way I open it up to clients,because a lot of the times,
clients are really nervousbecause it is their first time
and they're like well, I wasgoing to, instead of doing a
booth, I figured someone can doit for you.
Um, and my first comment is isdress down However you feel
comfortable.
If you're comfortable, I'mcomfortable, I offer the pasties
(08:01):
, I offer disposable thongs, butpeople come in in bathing suits
.
I've had people come in inshorts and like running shorts
and they just really want theirlegs tanned.
So, it's like really, truly,whatever you're comfortable with
, I'm comfortable with.
The main thing I ask people is,if you're tanning for an event,
be aware of tan lines.
So don't wear like a bandeau braor a strapless bra, and then
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your whole dress that you'rewearing for a wedding is
backless and now we have a gianttan line.
So I always am like, what arewe tanning for?
And let me see a picture of thedress and then we can
reevaluate this.
But it's truly, whatever you'recomfortable with, I'm
comfortable with.
If you're comfortable fullynude, I'm comfortable with it.
So I kind of just roll withwhatever you're comfortable with
I'm comfortable with.
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If you're comfortable fullynude, I'm comfortable with it.
So I kind of just roll withwhatever they're okay with.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
See, I can relate to
that because I don't like tan.
Like I like tan.
I don't know even how to wordthis, but like I go out, I lay
in the sun, I get a tan.
Yeah, I will wear clothing tomatch my lines.
Like I won't wear a tube topwith 10 of them.
I'm going to say I don't likeit.
(09:12):
I don't like it for me.
Yeah, I'm the same way.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm the same way.
People also will come in withtheir regular underwear and then
they're going on a tropicalvacation where they're planning
to wear the thong underwear.
And then they're going on atropical vacation where they're
planning to wear, like, thethong underwear and I'm like,
I'm like, well, that's why I'mlike, what are your bathing
suits Like?
Where are we going, what are wedoing?
And because, like, honestly,people are so occupied with the
fact of, oh my God, like I'mundressing in front of someone,
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that they're not thinking aboutthose things.
So it's my job to actually bethinking ahead of the game for
them in all aspects.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh, my God, I love
that.
I love that so much.
A lot of thought process, butit's fun.
My family gave me a hard time,by the way, because I wanted to
get a tan before we went onvacation in June.
And I said and I'm Hispanic, somy skin is naturally tan.
Kind of tan.
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Than the tan I like right, yes,and I'm like I want to go get a
base and they're like you have abase.
And they gave me so much shitover it that I never went and
got my freaking tan.
I went on vacation without abase.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
No, it's not.
They make solutions that aretruly catered to, like those
that have darker skin tones.
There's lines that are madestrictly for women, that are men
, that, um, the melanin, there,it's truly.
They make solutions for everysingle skin tone, skin type.
So it's people think that, oh,I'm already like tan, I don't, I
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don't need a tan, and it's likewell, like you'd be surprised,
I have every one of every skintone coming in to see me, so I
always put a little nope.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Everyone needs a tan
For all you doubters.
Yeah, exactly All you guys onmy shit.
Next time I'm going to get tan.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
You showing you're
showing up to vacation tan you
can enjoy yourself, versushaving to lay out your entire
vacation to get that to go homewith a tan.
You thought ahead of the game.
Now you're sitting at the barwhile they're trying to like,
trying to bake and get a tan,exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'd have more fun
than they did because.
I already got my tan Exactly,yep.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
So my only thing is
the orange.
How?
Speaker 3 (11:36):
do people get orange
and how do you not get orange?
Okay, so I could get reallynerdy on you right now with a
lot of like science and liketechnical terms, but in the
general scheme is that asolution is not the same for
everyone.
It's not like how you went toI'm going to not name the name
of the business but like it's avery known chain where you walk
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in and they go light, medium ordark.
It's not how it is now.
Also, that's all they ever toldyou.
They never told you, hey, youneed to rinse this off.
They never told you that.
So you would leave it on for 24hours until the next day when
you would shower and boom,you're orange.
You over-processed the solutionon your bone.
So there's two different kindsof solutions.
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There's one that you can sleepin overnight and then there's
one it's called a rapid that youcan rinse off in two hours.
Both have the opportunity togive you the same development of
color.
It's just a matter ofconvenience, Like if you are
going home and you're like I'mgoing to bed, I can do an
overnight on you and you rinseoff in the morning.
Then there's people that are Iabsolutely do not want to sleep
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in my tan, I sweat at night, orI have two hours and I have to
be somewhere.
Then that's when the rapid cancome into play and when I give
you a little card and it givesyou your rinse-off time, and
that rinse-off time is veryspecific to you.
You need to rinse off at thattime and then that will give you
the development that you want.
If you do not listen to us whenwe tell you of the rinse off
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time, you run the risk ofover-processing, over-developing
your tan, and that's where theorange comes into play.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Okay, that makes
sense that percentages.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Dha is actually what
makes you tan, and there's
certain percentages based on howdark you want to be.
So we will mix a solutiontogether based on your goals.
Do you want to be golden?
Do you want to be dark?
Do you want to have a littlesun-kissed glow?
That is how we can determinewhat we're going to use on you.
Cool, it's all science.
It's all science.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I may come see you
and get my tan.
After all, I don't care whateverybody says.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, and a lot of
the times people freak out
because the initial bronzingthat you see, like when I
initially spray you.
People go, oh my God, I'm sodark.
But that's actually justcosmetic Like.
It's almost like makeup howmakeup wipes right off, that's
just like an.
It's a guide for me to makesure I'm not like leaving you
all streaky and it's instantsatisfaction for you to go oh my
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God, now I'm tan.
You're going to rinse all ofthat off and it's going to take
you 24 hours to see the color ofthe tan.
It's not exactly what you looklike when you walk out of the
tent and look in the mirror.
That's just a guide that peoplefreak out about that, but
you're not going to see youractual tan until the next day.
That's why we always say two tothree days prior to an event is
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when you should tan.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Learning so much.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
My first experience
with spray tan.
I think it was my one and onlyexperience.
It's probably why I didn't doit again.
I went to a spray tan partyOkay that sounds awful, right?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
No, it's a sip and
spray party.
You drink your wine in thecomfort of your own living room
when they come to you.
I love doing sip and sprayparties, so she brought this
little tent thing.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
She set it up, yeah.
But what I was puzzled by waslike we were all different skin
tones but she was spraying usall like light.
Like you said, light, medium,dark, everybody was like light,
and it's like one girl wouldstep in, she'd get her spray,
she'd step out the next girl,and so on and so forth.
I don't think I ever saw thisgirl change anything.
(15:12):
I think it was just like goingspray after spray after spray.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
And I'm like, how is?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
it all the same color
Like it was just like going
spray after spray after sprayand I'm like, how is it all the
same color?
I was a little confused and alittle concerned about that.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
It could have been
definitely like a rapid solution
, telling you guys when to rinse, but also it could have been a
different time is what I like tothink.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
It was a long time
ago.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Solutions have come a
very long way.
There's olive tones, there'sviolet tones as caramel tones.
There's okay, there is a tonethat has undertones that can
actually, like I have toevaluate your skin tone to know
what color I'm going to use onyou, because I wouldn't use the
same solution on you that I useon her.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yes, it was none of
that going on.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, so it was a
different.
It was a different time and Ihaven't did it again.
And then I used.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I haven't did it
again.
I tried to use the cream, themousse and the cream and I'm
streaky.
So I'm like I don't liketanning beds, I won't do tanning
beds and it's hard for me tosit out in the sun because I get
very antsy and I'm like alright, now I'm bored, I'm sitting
here.
It's been 20 minutes.
I'm done on vacation, I'll sitout in the sun all day.
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But when I'm out in my backyardby my pool, I can't Like.
I just feel like I'm going todo something.
So I was trying to find a goodsolution to that and yeah, it
was a big fail.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I might have to make
you reconsider, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Sounds, sounds like a
plan.
Yeah, we'll talk, for sure Ilove it.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I love it.
Ladies, what is going on in thenews these days?
What is catching your attention?
Give me some funny stories whatis happening?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
all I've been hearing
all day is P Diddy, Puff Daddy
Sean Cohn.
Oh my goodness, what is going?
Speaker 3 (17:00):
on.
I saw that what the hell I meanfrom what we had heard prior,
like when it was initiallyinvestigated, yeah, and I wasn't
like surprised that it kind ofis coming out that this is what
it is, but I can't believe it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, for me it's
always the details.
It's like, yeah, he wasarrested to your point, nicole,
like we knew it was coming.
It wasn't like, if it was awhen, like we knew it was going
to happen, yeah.
But then it's like, oh, he gotarrested and they confiscated,
like thousands of body oil orbaby oil bottles.
Oh, what?
The?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
fuck what.
Oh my lord.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, yes, ecstasy,
baby oil bottles and like
something else when he wasarrested.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Wait, what were they
calling it?
What were they calling the part?
Freak-offs, freak-offs.
I thought that was hystericaland I'm literally listening to
the news the FBI or whoevergetting these freak-offs.
I'm like what is this guytalking about?
Oh Lord, it was hilarious.
(18:06):
Yeah, it's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And then his sons
went to visit him in court For
the court hearing.
They were there to support himand they rolled up in like
velour sweatsuits, like your dadis potentially facing life in
prison and you're showing uplike, but wait a minute left the
gym 85 degrees out.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
also very good point
sweatsuits very good point a
black one.
It was either like black orlike navy blue.
It was a dark velour sweatsuitand I was like what the fuck is
going on here?
Show up a little bit morerespectable.
What's happening?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
They don't know how
it's a court hearing.
It's not like he's gettingsentenced or anything.
I mean it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, crazy.
So now he's in jail.
They denied his bail.
No, he's sitting in jail.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How fucking weird is
that.
Wow, you know like why isn'tlike all like the celebrities?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
they're not really
like in jail.
Jail, no, I feel like they'rein like a nicer.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh for sure, like
we're like the fact that he's
like not in his miami, like starisland mansion yeah, it's just
mind-blowing to me.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Like you's definitely
not in Gen Poc, because they
would be alive.
That's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I mean he's in a room
where all the celebrities that
are having a vision are theyhave a wing, they probably have
a section of the jail just forrich idiots, criminals who don't
know how to behave out inpublic.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Maybe he's with.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Harvey Weinstein.
Maybe don't know how to behaveout in public, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yep, maybe he's with
harvey weinstein maybe I don't
know where r kelly is, we're alljust sitting there together
trying to figure out their life.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Where they went wrong
?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
yeah, definitely
probably with weinstein 100,
which also I mean with ways, theway that he's being like
charged with.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, yeah, I believe
this harvey weinstein thing.
Just on a whole nother topic.
Why don't they just put the manin prison and be done like it's
every?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
year, it's oh another
charge.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, another charge.
This man is like 100 probablyyeah oh 100, he's, he's, he's a,
you know, not a very, he's abad person, he did a lot of bad
things, he's in prison.
Let's stop spending and wastingour court resources on this man
that is just going to die atany point, I mean come on, let's
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be real.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
But it's like life in
jail or whatever, life in
prison and just move on.
Why are we still adding morecharges where he's literally
already going to do his fulltime.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
He's already doing
like a hundred years, like stop
wasting the money and the timeon this.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Like it is what it is
.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It happened, it was
terrible.
I get it and you know it's sadthat it happened and he's a
piece of shit, but he's nevergetting out.
Let's take all these resourcesand all this money and focus on
like another criminal.
Let's put them behind bars likecoffee, let's.
Let's get him now for thestupid shit that he did, you
know what I mean like I don'tknow if I'm gonna hate me now
(21:08):
for saying that, but I'd rathersay our?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
wasn't there a whole
list of like people that were
with like p diddy, like?
Isn't there a whole list?
How about we like investigateall of?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, and they're sayingtoo, like a lot of these people
are starting to step down from,like the positions in the
companies that they're a part of.
Like as soon as he got arrested, a lot of people quit their
jobs, like they're resigned.
I don't want to be a part ofthis mess, because they probably
were involved at some point andnow they're like we need to get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
They're all fucking
running for the hills.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
They're freaking out
right now.
100% yeah, yep.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But yeah, I'd rather
our resources, our criminal
justice system?
Like convict the people, givethem a hundred years, whatever,
and move on to the next one andkeep going, like, stop going
backwards and backwards.
It's like you know what I mean.
It's such a waste of money itis.
It's such a money suck.
But anyhow, I want to talkabout Big Brother.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yes, Okay, I am
caught up, I am ready for it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
So let me start by
saying I was a huge Tucker fan,
okay, yeah, and after he gotevicted I stopped watching.
So you two, I almost did too.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I wanted to cry.
I was so mad.
He should have won.
That was so unfair.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I thought it was a
good game move.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I was proud of them.
You know, I agree like them,getting them out like was a good
game move, but I was also likepraying there was a battle back.
Yes, for sure, for sure, I forhim, and also like he should
have made jury, like that's notfair.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's what he went
home before jury, like.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
But then, um, what's
his name?
Quinn is on the jury, like whydid he yell so much in the room?
All he did was he was yellingat the camera so quirky.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's so so weird.
Oh, my god, yeah, but I did.
I stopped watching.
I was hoping there was a battleback?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
there wasn't, I was.
I was hoping there was a battleback.
There wasn't.
I was hoping that Angela wentright after him, but I don't
think she did they still fuckingkicking.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh my God.
So she's been on the blockevery week, similar to how
Taylor was.
Almost every week they bringher down.
Honestly, I can't call it.
I don't know who's going to win.
I don't know.
Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
How do you guys feel
about Chelsea?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
It's tough.
A part of me feels like she'sgetting a bad edit, but a part
of me feels like, because thisshow is so live, there's only so
much editing that actually ishappening.
There's only so much editingthat actually is happening.
And it's kind of real.
This like delulu relationshipshe has in her head with cam.
Okay, yeah, there's norelationship there.
(24:05):
Yeah, it's very, very strange.
Like even today on the livefeeds they were fighting and it
was fucking awkward um I reallylike her game.
I really wish that she would gofar, but there's just something
off about her.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think that now that
Tucker's gone, her game is.
She's her brain kind of shifted.
Yeah With getting Tucker out,which was like so it's nice to
see her game, yeah, but I I'venever since the beginning, I was
never like a never like a fan.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, I was never a
huge fan of hers.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, no, I don't
know, I really like, yeah, I
don't want kemo to go home, Idon't either, but I don't think
he should win.
I think t court could take it,because she's actually playing
the game pretty good, yeah,she's kind of got all her like
all her bases covered I can tellyou that her and tucker
probably were the only twoplaying the game.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah
, yep, the only two.
Everybody else was crying ortrying to get involved with this
one, or whining about that one,or telling on this one, or
scheming with that one yeah, noone was actually playing the
game.
No, those two were the only oneplaying the game yeah, I was
not I'm mad but quinn wasplaying the game.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
But quinn just like,
kept telling everyone's secrets
and then lying to everyone.
I was like I was like you weregoing to you're, you're gonna
mess up.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, I don't think
you even remember what you lied
about, right right, yeah, at onepoint he was like scheming from
every angle, like, yes, I don'tknow how he kept it all
together as long as he did to behonest with you not very well.
There was a lot going on withhim.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Like a lot how did
joseph make it so?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
much, oh, my god you
have people like angela, and you
have people like like Quinn,who are just so like loud about
how much like they are soannoying and it makes them be
more of a target.
So, um, there was that onescene where Leah and Joseph were
(26:11):
by the pool and there'sliterally like chaos happening
around them and they're justlike laying by the pool, like
yeah, yeah, whatever, like we'rejust here and that's how they
well, I mean he obviously gotevicted, but that's how they
made it as far as they did.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I know, Leah Yep, cam
cam mckenzie, takor mckenzie.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Angela chelsea
there's still quite a few.
Yeah, there's a lot of them.
It's just seven, right, I think.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
So that sounds about
right I haven't watched it since
tucker left and I just assumedthere were down to probably four
or five at this point.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
But I guess they're
still like a month left in the
show and they're locked outsidethis week.
Yes, and Nicole what is thename of the game?
What's the name of the mascot?
Oh crap, what's one of myfavorite words oh janky Janky.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
His name is janky.
I fucking love it, janky.
I like that word too, actually.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And they're just
literally singing the song all
week long.
I always feel bad when they dothis in the season, because the
poor HOH doesn't get their HOHroom.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yes, it's so shitty.
They should at least be able togo inside and shower or
something.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
yes, and then
literally I felt so bad.
I'm like they must have done itthis week, because the weather
must have been like or somethingyeah because then poor cam has
his head in the freezer.
And then, like they're all likelaying, like andrew looked like
she was dying on a pool float.
I was like oh my.
I was like oh my god, I waslike they're literally, like
(27:56):
they're gonna pass out likefunny the medics are gonna have
to come in at some point.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Help someone with
fluids.
Amazing that they're stillsurviving, because lord knows I
would not.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I'd be a fucking
basket case oh, I mean, I, I
could probably survive with thepizza for every meal because,
like, that is just like I could.
Absolutely ice cream.
If I was told, like every sooften, to eat ice cream, I'd be
like, no, yeah, I'm done, butI'm sure that they're sweating.
So the ice cream is helping,but I'm sure it's better than
slop.
I mean I.
I could only imagine thepizza's better than that.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I would love to just
be in the Big Brother house,
Like I would love it.
Honestly, me too.
I don't think I could do it,but I would love it, yeah same.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Like I could probably
do it for like a week and a
half and then be like okay youcan send me home.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I'd be like oh, Kenny
, I just want to go home, I'm
ready to go.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh, that was Kenny.
Yeah, I want to go.
Just vote me out, I'm done.
I really hope she went far.
I know.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Because the
Massachusetts in me was like no
you need to stay Yep 100% he wasgood.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
He was a good egg.
I wish he had stayed, but yeah,him and Patrick.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh, he was so
annoying.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
He was very annoying
but I was like I could see him
going far.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I very annoying but I
was like I could see him going
far.
I thought he'd at least make itto jury.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
So when he went home
I was like damn, and the poor
kid was just crying.
I felt so bad.
Oh my God, I'm so sad.
I'm so sad.
Well, what's his name?
What was Matt?
What was the one that first gotknocked out because of that
Crazy Eyes?
Yeah, he got a really bad rap,that poor kid.
I feel bad for him.
Eyes yeah, I see you, she's soI'm like she's nuts, she's, I
remember.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
So I remember
watching that and I just was
like, yeah, I just my mouth wasnot, for I'm like what is she
doing?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
yes, yeah, awful
crazy awful so, now that our
favorite's gone, who are yourooting for?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
god, that's a tough
one.
Yeah, that is really toughbecause I mean I don't feel like
we have any good options, soit's hard yeah, no, yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
My heart, my heart
wants chemo.
He's not gonna win.
No, he won't win no, no, no, Imean as far as like game, I'd
have to say it's between T-Coreand Chelsea.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Because I don't know
Cam's not doing much, cam's not
doing much, cam's not doinganything at all.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah.
I would say probably.
I think, judging by the wayChelsea's ruffling everyone's
feathers right now, I see herbecoming a target, unfortunately
.
So I think it's going to comedown to like T-Core and Aaliyah.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
You think Aaliyah's
going to move?
Yeah, I think Aaliyah can do it.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I think she can pull
it off.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
She floated by.
She really did, she floated.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I'm just curious as
to what if she got down to the
final two, like, what is herlike final speech, to say, final
two, what is her final speech?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
to say what was her
game Right?
How did she run?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
that spot.
Yeah, I don't know if she couldsit there and be like I did
this, I did this, WhereasChelsea could say we got Tucker
out, we got.
Yes, she did facilitate T-Corebetween her and Kimo.
They like flipped the wholePentagon situation.
So like she has things to sayregarding, like, her final
(31:20):
speech, but like Leah's justgoing to go well, I held the
marshmallow up the longest andwanting to wait, like if you
there are.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
TikTok that oh, I
almost dropped my mic that like
event her marshmallow when shelet go, her marshmallow never
fell.
So they're saying it was riggedBecause it never fell.
Oh, wow.
I'll have to go back and watchit.
(31:52):
It's crazy, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
That's crazy, yeah
wow that's crazy, I always
thought this show was rigged andand like, obviously it's
producer, obviously it'sproducer led because they say
things and you hear theproducers say, okay, you can't
talk about that, okay, stoptalking, okay, don't yeah yeah,
come on.
If this is, you know, 16 peopleliving in a house trying to
(32:15):
survive each week, why can'tthey just say whatever they want
and talk?
About whatever they want likewhy are you?
guiding it, so I always feltlike they already predetermined
who was going to win this game,like they already know who's
winning this game.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
you know another?
Another thing I saw.
I think I saw it on TikTok.
It was last season, because Jagwas last season, right?
Yes, yep, I saw something inone of the I can't remember if
it was America's boyfriend thekid that went out.
He went into the confessionalroom to say who he was voting
(32:50):
out and his lips said Jag, buthis voice said a different name
and no one caught it.
Oh, and I was like I was likehow did they do that because
it's live so I don't know how hedid that, but like I saw the
video when his lips clear as day, said jag, and I was like
that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, so it sounds
like they muted him and then
probably a prior week's thingand like slipped it in, yeah,
yeah yeah, oh my god, becauseyou can do that.
You can grab people's voicesand, like they, mute him and
then slip in just him sayingthat person's name at some point
(33:35):
during the week, a week prioror something during eviction?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, yeah, and I
think that live television, I
think is always like fiveminutes off.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Or like something
like that, because of the whole
Janet Jackson thing years ago sonow they had to make live TV
like off-put, so I'm wonderingif that's how they were also
able to edit it quick, in 100%.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Right, yeah, there's
definitely a delight.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Sure.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah, yeah.
I also don't like how everyonethis season oh, we forgot Rubina
is still in the house.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Oh yeah, oh my God
Rubina.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Oh, her game.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, I can't believe
that certain people I'm, I'm
this season is not it?
No, it's not it.
No, season was not at allterrible, terrible, terrible,
everyone is from a differentshow.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Rabina was on a show
yes, chelsea's aunt was the host
on the show and Angela's beenon five shows, and Tucker and a
lot of people from the industry.
It's like, can you get JoeSchmoes on the show again, at
least as far as we know?
Kenny was a nobody on the showas far as we know.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
The only one.
I think that was just a normalperson.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
There was not many.
A lot of people that werecasted were from other shows.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Or at least had been.
Cedric was from something else.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, so his uncle
was some professional player.
And his aunt is a musician.
She was a singer.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Oh, geez, okay, Okay,
wow.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
It's crazy that
they're like the amount of
people that probably auditionfor these shows and really you
guys really had to go and getpeople from.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Yeah right, all these
other shows yeah, that are
already famous like famoustrying yeah, to get on this show
yeah, yeah, no, that's a bummer.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I need oh, you know what I wantto talk to you.
I need you guys to explainsomething to me.
But first of all I need toremember.
(35:45):
So Alex and I, a coupleepisodes back, um, we talked
about not probably a coupleepisodes probably last season.
We talked about, remember, thehologram woman, this woman that
married a hologram and we hadtalked about it.
So there was a woman whomarried a hologram because she
was tired of trying to meetpeople and she couldn't find the
(36:07):
right match.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So she decided to
marry a hologram.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You know what Good
for her?
You can Google it, it's thereright.
Hologram Same.
You know what Good for her youcan.
You can Google it, it's, it'sthere, right.
So the other day I'm reading mypeople magazine because I love
people magazine.
Everybody knows I love peoplemagazine, I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I grew up.
It was always on my counter inmy house.
Growing up, the new week, thenew week's magazine, was in the
house every week.
Yep.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
So I saw an article
about a woman who's divorcing
herself.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yeah, how did she
marry herself?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
I'd like to know.
Yeah, that's super weird.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Um, I don't know she
she married herself.
Hold on, let me see if I canfind I have the article here
somewhere.
Oh, here it is, come here.
Where are you?
So she's herself, after a yearof marriage, citing
unsustainable relationship.
Wait a minute.
Despite couple therapy efforts,okay.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
So what worries me?
What worries me is that if shecouldn't even be married to
herself, how is she going tofind a real person to want to
stay married to her Preach queen.
Yep, because you couldn't evenstand yourself.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Right, she literally
says that she gained attention
in a sologamy ceremony, has nowdivorced herself due to boredom
and desire for change.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay, maybe she met
someone so she had to divorce
herself because now she metsomeone.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I wonder what her
lawyer who's doing this divorce
for her is If she met someone,was she cheating on herself?
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Yes, obviously,
because she was married to
herself.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
She got bored with
herself, so she met someone else
to fill what she was missing,which I could tell you.
What she was missing, that's abrainer.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Initially, her, her
self-marriage was a symbol of
self-love and independence.
But despite her efforts,including attending couples
therapy, she found it hard tomaintain a high self-demand and
perfection.
It doesn't even make any sense.
(38:39):
She found it difficult tomaintain high self-demand and
perfection.
Now she's returning to thedating scene, emphasizing the
importance of knowing when toclose a chapter.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I'd love to know what
her therapist is saying she
probably advocated for thatdivorce yeah, she's probably
like.
I think it's time you gotta go.
I think it's, I think it's timeyou know you guys need to go
your separate ways, yeah 100 canyou imagine how much therapy
the therapist needed aftergiving this woman that married
(39:16):
herself therapy?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That therapist must
probably is in the fucking loony
bin at this point.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Honestly, I don't
know how, to therapists.
I don't know how they do it,because you can't share the
things that you talk about whenyou're committing therapy.
I'd have to talk to someoneabout that lady.
Yeah, I'd have to be likewoman's insane, not, yeah, like
I don't know, it's crazy.
I'd immediately be contactingbecause you have to put, like
(39:43):
your um, like, not emergencycontact, but like the person
that, like you, I've beencalling them after the first
session going.
Is she okay?
She came to couples therapy byherself.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I think we need
Because she's married to herself
, claiming she was married toherself.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm just wondering do
you guys think she's okay?
Because as a therapist, I'd becalling family members being
like listen, yeah, that'sfucking weird.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Are we all on the
same page here?
Because I think she definitelyprobably should have been
committed.
That's what.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
I'm saying I think
that her therapist had to have
been like we need to intervenehere.
This is not right.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
No, you know what?
I hope that she met someone andI hope that it's going great
she's trying.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, maybe that's
what she needed.
She's back in the dating scene.
Good for her.
But honestly, if any man readsthis story, you think they're
going to want to go out with her.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
No, way no.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Unless they're just
as loony tune as she is.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
I wonder if he's
getting alimony.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
That's such a good
question.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
So many questions if
she's splitting everything down?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
the middle.
No, that is hilarious.
I love it, I love it, oh my god, oh my gosh, wait before we go.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
oh oh, go ahead, go
ahead.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I just need real
quick.
I just I'm going to sound likea really dumb ass right now.
No but I need Latin X explainedto me, because I don't
understand what Latin X is.
I don't know if I see about.
I see it, I hear about it, Iread about it, but it's like
Latin.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Latin people, there's
Asianian people.
Right, there's different races.
Yeah, where did latinx comefrom?
What is it?
Why is it a?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
thing now I feel like
it's just like a, a younger
latino movement, and they wanteda way to distinguish themselves
from, maybe like the olderlatin way of thinking, like
latinx is like your I don't knowmillennials, but maybe like
(42:02):
your gen z's and your gen xersand the more like progressive
side of the latin community, myI could be totally wrong.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
That makes sense, but
I don't know why there's so
many.
Oh, okay, no, you know what Imean.
I just looked it up.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, here we go,
let's do that.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
It says that it is.
Latinx is a gender neutral termused to describe people of
Latin American descent.
It's an alternative term toLatino or Latina.
Of Latin American descent.
It's an alternative term toLatino or Latina and it's
intended to be inclusive ofnon-binary people and those who
don't use him, he, him or sheher pronouns.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Those pronouns Okay,
those will get you every time.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, so tricky, very tricky.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
It's hard.
Now we're getting into it.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It just shows my age
because I'm much older than you
guys I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
That's why I was like
we should probably look at that
yeah, I have an idea every day.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's changing too
fast for me.
I can't get up.
I have three teenagers.
They come home, they talk crazyto me.
I don't know what they'resaying half the time so I always
ask alex, what does this mean?
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Then I see things like latinxand gen z and this and that, and
I'm like, oh my lord, likehonestly I'm already.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I'm already that at
that point, even with just like,
I'll see something on tiktok,and I'm like what are they
talking about?
Then look that up.
Because I'm like I, I'm turning30 in a month, but like so, I
like think that I'm still likein it.
And then I think and I'm likeoh, my god, right, like I'm not
in it.
(43:41):
That's no what people aretalking about right, right,
exactly.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
I think I'm in it and
I'm hip and I know what's up
and I don't, I, my kids look atme and go stop talking.
Yeah, mom, why did you say that?
I'm like I don't know, itsounded good it sounded good
when I thought about it firstyep, yep, so thank you.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
I appreciate you guys
taking the time to explain that
to me, because I'm yeah, nowwe're all a little bit wiser in
those listening to you.
You know what now?
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I'm gonna see all
about it, because now my phone
just heard us talking about it.
Now I'm popping up everywhereyes, yes, I'm gonna go all right
.
Well, I know what that is nowit doesn't hurt to you know.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Learn every day, get
more.
Yeah, it's so we, you know.
No, you gotta stay on top ofthese things yeah, yeah, so we
can have like these educatedconversations, right?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:35):
100%.
Before we head out, nicole, wehad talked about our love for
Reddit and the AMAs.
Yes, so do you have an AMA totake us out?
Speaker 3 (44:48):
Okay, I do.
I have a couple.
One's kind of a longer one, soI'm probably not going to read
that one.
You have time for one.
Okay, let me see here.
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I'm so excited Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
So this was a quick,
short one.
I just was like thinking ofboth.
Anyways, we'll get into it.
Am I the asshole for honking atanother driver who cut in front
of me at a drive-thru each timeshe tried to order?
So this line at Starbucks I wasin was really long.
(45:30):
I was in line for about 20minutes until a lady in the
Mercedes tried to cut in frontof me and ate other cars behind
me.
I laid on the horn and tried toblock her in from cutting me,
but she succeeded anyway andflipped me off.
I'm the type of person who willnot let someone get away with
shit like this, so I waiteduntil she pulled up and as soon
(45:52):
as she tried to order, I honkedbrilliant.
She then looked at me with adirty look and gave me the
finger to which I already had myfinger middle finger of my own
ready for her.
Each time she made an attemptto order something, I honked,
and sometimes laying on the hornfor three seconds, and I
(46:15):
stopped as soon as she drove off, and then I went and ordered
and went about my day.
Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1 (46:21):
for this?
Absolutely not.
I was thinking if that was meand they were able to get in
front of me, what would I do?
Because I would absolutely wantto do something.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
There's no fucking
way, so laying on your horn,
smart he clearly needed thatcoffee because it sounded like
he was starting his day off witha bad day.
I absolutely want to dosomething like that.
I feel like that's very masswhole energy and and I'm like he
has to be from massachusetts,right, yeah, um.
So I'm like I totally in, likein agreement with him.
(46:55):
That's funny.
But also like when was it like?
Okay, fine, she got through.
I don't know who she thought.
She was like cutting in frontof not just him, but like eight
other cars behind him yeah Idon't think I could have, I
don't think I could do it.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
No way.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
It just okay, I'm
just going to not get Starbucks
today.
The thought has never crossedmy mind.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
That is crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
That's insane, like,
and it's like.
And then she flipped him off,made it through, yeah, like,
after she got in front of himshe thought it was her, like she
had every right to now flip himoff.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
She was mad at him
for not letting her through.
Speaker 3 (47:34):
Yeah, exactly, and
then at the point where she was
so mad that she ended up justdriving away, so I'm assuming
she never got her coffee,because how did she, how was she
able to order it?
She had to have left.
Yeah, she just drove away.
And then he's just like andthen he.
I would love to know what theStarbucks driver who had to
listen to the honking.
(47:54):
He got up and ordered hiscoffee.
I'd be like are you okay, sir?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
What just happened.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, I'd be like
what happened, Like I didn't see
it, yeah, so I think I thinkshe's an asshole for cutting him
off, but also like he's also anasshole for like, not like just
letting it go.
Yeah, Well, that that one wasfunny.
I had another one, but it waslike really really long.
So I but that one was just Ithought was hilarious and very
(48:24):
like that was such a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
That was such a good
one, oh my goodness.
Well, thanks everyone forlistening.
Nicole, thank you so much forjoining us today.
Before we officially sign offthis episode, let everyone know
where they can find you onlinein person.
Share some details about yourexciting new membership that
you're launching.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
So my Instagram
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Also, you can find me atglowbyhogue sunless tanningcom.
I'm located in Tewksbury,Massachusetts.
I also do mobile appointmentsso I can come straight to your
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I do travel.
I offer mileage in that pricepoint.
As far as my membership, I amlaunching it on 9-20.
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So that will be this.
September 20th.
That would be this Friday.
I don't know when this iscoming out, but details are it's
$25 a month.
With that you get 50% off everysingle service every time you
come in.
So the more you like to tan amonth, the more you save.
You also get 10% off all retailthat I offer 10% off any mobile
mile fees.
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So I offer 20 miles in mypricing for mobile, but anything
outside of that you get 10% offthat charge and then also a $10
referral credit.
So every time you refer someoneand they mention your name when
you come in, you get $10 addedto your account.
So at any point you might noteven pay for your tan.
So yeah, so it's $25 a month.
If you plan to tan more thantwo months it's two times a
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month you're instantly savinglike $25.
So it is actually worth themembership and you can regularly
tan and not have to worry aboutit.
It is a three month commitment.
It's great for, I would say,real estate agents who are in
clients' faces a lot.
If you're in the business world, it's really great.
Also, brides I think it's agreat package for brides and
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bridesmaids and anyone in yourwedding party, because you have
three months, I think, yourbridal shower, your bachelorette
and your wedding.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
That's three months.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
And you have your
three tans and you're saving
money even with just one tan amonth.
Cool, yeah, that sounds like aball into the winter.
Yeah, exactly, and it's cheap.
I wasn't going to chargesomething higher, I just wanted
to think almost like a Netflixmembership, which is $10, $15,
$20 a month, so I wanted it tobe in a price range that was
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realistic for everyone and stillgiving discounts.
But also, I get to see peoplemore than just once in a blue
moon.
I get to see people more often.
So I like seeing.
I like seeing reoccurringclients.
It's fun.
That's how did you go?
How did this event go?
How did this go?
I like to hear the tea.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
So the more I get to
hear yeah, same I like that.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
That is so awesome
yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:07):
That is so awesome.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Yeah, oh, so proud of
you.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
Good luck, everyone
go sign up.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
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Cheers, cheers, cheers.