October 3, 2024 • 30 mins
In this episode, we’ve got a surprise guest—Skelly, the skeletal comedian, bringing some unexpected laughs. We’re talking about the everyday struggles we all know too well, from the rising cost of living to the never-ending battle with deodorant packaging. Plus, we’ll reminisce about the days when paychecks went further and throw in a pro tip for snagging deals at Target.
Next up, we’re diving into the wild world of COVID-19 and 5G conspiracy theories. We’re questioning the outrageous claims, unpacking the pandemic’s origins, and sharing some personal stories about how it’s impacted our lives.
We’ll also dig into Gen Z’s move toward zero-proof drinks and edibles, and throw around some “would you rather” scenarios (bad haircut or dye job, anyone?). To wrap it up, we’ll chat about our late-night TV faves and how hard it is to agree on what to watch.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
I'm Alex and I'm Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
So grab your favorite glass,join us as we raise our voices
Together, we'll dive into thedrama of life as we see it.
Hi, hi, I know we weren'tslated to have a guest today,
(00:33):
okay, tonight on this episode,but I just couldn't resist
inviting someone.
Okay, are you okay with mebringing them in?
Sure, yes, fuck, yeah, fuckyeah, fuck yeah, with me
(00:54):
bringing them in, sure, yes, oh,my lord.
Oh, I touched his purse.
It's, it's, don't fall, don'tfall.
Okay, welcome, you're notserious, are you?
I don't know any like spookysongs, otherwise I'd sing them
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spooky songs.
We have a spooky visit, andwhat are we calling our guest?
Oh, steve.
And what are we calling ourguest?
Oh, steve, sarah, I don't know.
It has to start with an Sbecause it's a skeleton.
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So let's call him Skelp.
That sounds like a biker gang.
Skelly, very biker gang.
He's like head of the bikergang.
Skelly, very biker gang.
He's like head of the bikergang.
Okay, skelly, yeah.
And then he ended up here.
Oh, awesome Greetings.
How are you Good?
How are you, I'm good, yay,good.
Another day, another 50 cents.
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At some point in their livespeople were making only 50 cents
.
You know how people you sayanother day, another dollar,
yeah, not anymore taxes, it's 50cents, so another day, another
50 cents.
So I loosely heard something,and when I say that it means
like I loosely literally heardit, but something to the effect
of, at some point, if yourgrandparent or whatever,
whatever, was making eightythousand dollars at some point
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whenever, this is so not fuckinghelpful, but in today's money
that's like two hundred andthirty thousand dollars.
Wow, that's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I mean that's what I heard.
Okay, well, maybe it's true, Idon't know.
I have to do a little researchon that.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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He said 50 cents, then a dollar,then 80,000, then 230,000.
I mean that sounds prettyfucking accurate, because that's
how gas prices and everythingelse is going.
Yeah, fucking up.
Actually, no, didn't the gasprices go down a little bit?
Listen, not around here.
Oh, a couple days ago I was inMiddleton and from like all the
way down, 114, gas was like 250to 275.
(03:11):
Okay, come home.
Shit's fucking over $3.
See, honestly, I don't even payattention to that.
How does that work, though Idon't know how much gas is, I
just go to any gas station.
I'm not one of those people,and it's okay.
If you are not judging, I haveto be very you know, I don't
want anybody hating on me.
Um, I don't drive around allover the place to find the
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cheapest gas because I'mliterally, you literally,
wasting gas doing that.
Right, I have a BJ's membershipand their gas is like super
cheap, super cheap, same, butit's in Nashville so far.
So now I gotta drive what?
10 miles and use 10 miles ofgas to get, you know, a dollar
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discount.
No, I'll just drive half a miledown the road.
Yeah, it's probably threesomething.
Yeah, you know, I know, justwhatever.
Like, I don't, I'm not, I onlynotice because I'm old and now I
notice the price of fuckingeverything.
Yeah, well, I like.
So I went through like a littlething where I was paying
attention and now I'm not payingattention.
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Like, at one point I knew howmuch a gallon of milk was, I
knew how much carton of eggswere, I knew how much gas was,
and so on and so forth.
Everything has increased somuch that I have no idea.
I just know it's a lot, right,and I don't really go to the
grocery store very often, so Iliterally have no idea how much
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anything is.
Yeah, I just know that I needcertain things and have to buy
them, and it doesn't matter whatthey cost.
Right, I got to buy them, right?
Yeah, absolutely so, I don'treally pay attention to prices
anymore, and it absolutely so.
I don't really pay attention toprices anymore, and it's not
because I can't afford to justbuy whatever I want, it's just,
it's constantly changing.
Yeah, it's constantly changing.
So I'm just like you know what?
I need?
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Eggs.
I'm going to have to buy them.
I need milk.
I have to buy it.
I can't you know what I mean.
I can't be like, oh, thatmilk's $7 here, I'm not buying
it.
I need milk.
Well, I don't even drink milk,but you know what I mean.
Deodorant, you need deodorant.
Or you need feminine hygieneproducts, like it is what it is.
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By the way, target's having asale on feminine hygiene
products, just so you know.
Okay, I got $2 off today, but Ididn't buy it for me.
I gotta stock up on my diapers.
Yeah, um, can I ask you aquestion, sure, how do you open
a brand new deodorant?
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What do you mean?
How do I open it?
Like brand new deodorant?
You gotta take off the top.
And then what?
I take out, that little plasticthing that's in there.
How do you take that off?
I just pull it off.
Oh, okay, why Are you one ofthose people who turns the thing
until the thing pops off?
Fucking right.
No, hon, that's why it hasthose two little things on top.
But it's like in there, no,it's it out, no.
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And then you turn the knob dialup a little bit.
No, no, some people do it withtheir teeth.
Oh, no, yeah, no, fucking weirdshit.
No, no, I just pull it off.
So weird.
Yeah, mine is never really thathard to get off, so I don't know
what kind of deodorant you'reusing, but I use degree me too
clear.
We do a little dress on thefront.
Oh shit, our guest is injured.
Man down, steve, please.
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I'm dating someone.
Leave me alone, steve, havesome respect.
God damn, you're stuck skeleton, it's.
It's skelly, skelly, skelly.
What's wrong with?
Oh yeah, I'm using skelly.
Sorry, dude, I don't think hefelt a thing.
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
Wow, don't fucking haunt meplease.
You're in big trouble, no shit,to save the shit out of this
fucking guy, I got some upstairsdemon, demon, oh shit.
So, anyhow, let's talk aboutwhat our whiners want to hear.
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Yeah, what was the poll results?
What are we doing?
Conspiracy?
Listen, that's my jam.
I love my alien, I know, and Inever went to the moon, let's go
.
I was like maybe the earth isflat, okay, yeah, well, I don't
believe that.
But all the things, but um, Isaw one today about um 5g
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causing cancer and covid.
Wow, 5g is powerful because it'scausing cancer and COVID at the
same time.
Okay, so I get the cancer part.
How does it cause COVID?
What do you think about that?
I don't think it does.
I think just somebody made thatup.
Yeah, I don't.
I mean, unless you're likesharing your phone with someone
that was exposed, like what?
How is?
How is your phone giving youCOVID?
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I don't get that, I don't know.
But there's a lot ofconspiracies around covid, so
I'm not really too surprisedthat this is another one.
Yeah, never ending.
How do you think?
How do you think covid cameabout?
Uh, I think that covid was likein a lab and some dum-dum just
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like fucking so man-made Boop,like dropped it and it got
exposed, and maybe so like aman-made type, oh, 100%, 100%, I
think that too.
And then that person got sick,and then another person got sick
and then, because it was so new, it just kind of like got out
of hand and spread so quickly.
Yeah, I think that too.
But then you have all of these,like again, conspiracy theories
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, so that nobody really gets introuble.
When the world shut down, I knowso many people passed away,
crazy, you would watch the newsand all you would see is like
tickers of death.
But you know what that is wildand that is unfortunate, because
if you do some research aboutit, from what I understand, the
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same amount of people die fromthe flu every year.
Thousands of people die fromthe flu every year, thousands
and thousands and thousands, Idon't know.
And they, they don't recordthat.
Well, they record it, butthey're not going to get
publicity.
It's not publicized.
You're not talking about it.
Yeah, I'm just an actor, I'mjust kidding.
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Um, um, the same close to, ifnot the same close to the same
amount of people die of the fluas COVID in that time that we
had it.
So I don't know I.
It's just really, really crazyto me that in my life I
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experienced something like that,in my children's life, your
children's life, that weexperienced something like that.
And I think that if anythinglike that were to ever occur in
the future, I don't thinkanybody would stay home, I don't
think anybody would shut down.
I think everybody would be like, fuck you.
Yeah, they'd figure it out.
Yeah, we're not doing this everagain.
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Wear the masks, because itcaused a whole people still wear
masks.
Oh, all the time, everywhere yougo, there's at least one person
like why, like, covet isliterally, in my opinion and I'm
just stating my opinion like abad cold.
Yeah, and if you do die fromcovid, you have underlining
health condition, you haveasthma, you have respiratory
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health issues, you have um,autoimmune disease, like you
have some.
Like I'm a pretty healthyperson.
I've had covid twice, so Ithink the whole thing I don't
know it's it was just crazy,yeah, or it's literally had it
six times.
Yeah, it's like a bad cold Forme.
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Personally.
The first time I had it, I wasvery sick.
Oh, say, like, probably shouldhave went to the hospital, which
had trouble breathing becauseit's new, right, and I didn't
know what to expect, but I gotthrough it.
I was sick for like a month.
The second time it was likehaving a really bad head cold,
like really really bad head cold.
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You know, I, for all I know, Ijust had it a week ago, cause a
week ago I felt like congested,I felt stuffy, I felt all these
things.
But am I going to test and thenscare people around me?
No, I'm not doing that anymore,like I'm chalking it up to a
bad cold.
Yeah, I, I know I haveallergies because I have the
itchiness, the itchy eyes, itchythroat, like yeah, so I mean it
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was probably allergies, maybeit's good, I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm better now, but Istill have the itchiness.
So I know I have the allergything going on.
But, like I know people that Iwork with that had has had that,
had COVID like a month or soago.
It's just, it's here, it's partof our lives now.
It's a part of our life now.
But people wearing masks, theydon't understand how much damage
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they're doing to their ownlungs.
You know what I mean.
Your air needs to circulate,you need to breathe fresh air.
When you were growing up,people would say get outside,
you need fresh air, you need tobreathe fresh air.
You know when you were growingup people would get outside.
You need fresh air.
You didn't kill them, germs,open your windows.
You know what I mean.
Now people are trying to likekeep them all confined.
It's not healthy.
No, it's not healthy.
No, not at all.
But I don't think that 5G Idisagree with.
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I don't think that's causing,agreed, I mean cancer for sure,
cancer for sure.
But, covid, no, yeah, look inyour iphone terms and conditions
, literally in your iphone, andit tells you to keep your phone
a specific distance away fromyou.
I never knew that because ofcancer causing, I don't read the
terms and conditions, so nobodydoes.
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And that's the fucking point.
Nobody reads the fine print,right, right, I mean, somebody
did, because I know this.
But yeah, no, that's crazy.
The majority of people fuckingdon't.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it tells you that yourphone essentially can cause you
cancer, or the technology orwhatever it is.
I was hearing that like a longtime ago.
I remember years and years agothat people were saying like you
shouldn't hold your phone up toyour head too long because it
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could cause you know somewhatever.
True, but nobody really talkson the phone anymore.
So it's.
But everybody has their phonein their hand texting and
playing games, and so yourphone's near you all the time.
Or, for guys, it's like in yourpocket.
Yes, I always have my phone inmy back pocket, yeah, and then
all of a sudden people arehaving like fertility issues.
Just saying, I don't think Ihave to worry about that, my
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phone will be permanently in mypocket.
Yeah, 100, can I have a phonefor each pocket?
Yes, yeah, no, I'm good.
No, I couldn't even imagine.
I didn't even imagine.
Have you heard the chick-fil-aconspiracy theory?
Um, no, what about it?
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So is it gonna make me not wantto eat it ever again?
Uh, I mean, maybe, maybe not.
So chick-fil-a similar to whatis it?
Kfc, they have like theirspecific, like seven ingredients
or like whatever the fuck, like11 different herbs and spices.
That's their like shtick fromback in the day.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So well, chick-fil-a upped themwith 51.
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Wait, what so?
Chick-fil-a, specifically, theirchicken has 51 ingredients.
What do you mean?
Like they season it with or islike growing?
Listen, I don't know.
I don't know.
How do you have 51 ingredientsin a piece of chicken?
Exactly?
That's problem number one.
(14:37):
Oh, but some of those 51ingredients are linked to
addiction.
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, becausethat is very addicting.
Uh-huh, you eat that and youjust want to eat it more and
more.
And also it's consistentbecause they're like, if you're
a franchise owner, you can onlydo what they tell you to do,
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like get the chicken.
Yeah, they fucking tell you toget it.
Yes, yes.
So there's manufacturers aroundthat only make their 51
ingredients specific chicken,wow, and that's why it's
consistent.
Whether you get it on the eastcoast, the west coast, where the
fuck you are, airport, home,doesn't matter, it tastes
fucking same all the time.
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So why is this only Chick-fil-A?
Because McDonald's and KentuckyFried Chicken and Burger King
only will allow a specificrusset potato for their fries,
and if this russet potato has,like those brown veins or
anything of that nature, theywon't accept them.
So in order to not have thatvein in them, you have to you
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know, genetically modify thatspecific Idaho russet potato
with something that is linked toautism.
Wow, right, but again,consistency, and that's again
part of the addiction process.
We know that McDonald's friesare good, we know that
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Chick-fil-A chicken is good andif it's consistent, unlike a
fucking Dunkin' Donuts, you'llkeep going to get that same.
Well, their donuts areconsistent, I can tell you that.
Well, not their fucking coffee.
No, their coffee is notconsistent.
Coffee is trash.
It is trash, but I still get ita lot.
We digress.
I like starbucks.
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Starbucks supports the war ingaza.
Oh, listen, shut up people.
Already, people, I, I want myStarbucks.
That's why their CEO was kickedout and they have a new CEO,
because the old CEO was likefuck the war, we're in America.
Listen, you can't say shit likethat, sir.
No, and that's why you'refucking kicked out.
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I won't say fuck the war, butI'm not going to say fuck the
coffee either.
I like the coffee.
Well, really, I really like thecoffee.
I feel bad about the war wasn'thappening and it's a terrible
thing, and and I, I don't evenknow everything about it and I'm
not I'm not completely educatedon it yeah, I know bits and
pieces from what I hear in thenews and it's horrible.
Yeah, thousands of people aredying.
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I get it, but I really likestarbucks coffee and they're
also.
I mean, they might now, butbefore they weren't very LGBTQ
plus supportive.
So, yeah, starbucks fuckingsucks, okay.
So what coffee are you drinking,girlfriend?
Cause like you're not going todunk, you're not going to
Starbucks?
What the fuck?
You go get your coffee.
I have an espresso machine,baby, I make my own coffee.
(17:28):
I'll open up my own shop.
How about?
How about top donut or orheavenly donut, gross, what are
they?
Heavenly, listen, heavenly hasmy heart.
I'm telling you right nowheavenly is the best donut
coffee shop, donut shop,whatever you want to call it.
Ever have you heard about pingin drum hill?
I drive by it all the time andgary was just telling me it's
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all over channel five.
Yes, it's a fucking coffeemachine.
It's a literal fucking robot.
Like it's just this bigelectrical box in a parking lot
and on the app you order yourcoffee.
Then you go over and pick it up.
You go and you pick it up outof this machine.
No human being fucking touchesit.
It's just there in this parkinglot and it makes your fucking.
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I need to get one of those.
I want to try it.
Crazy, me too.
Did you try it?
No, I want to.
Okay, we gotta try it.
Let's do it all right, andwe'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it next time Idid.
Gary was like do you know thatthing over there?
Because we drove by the otherday.
It was all over channel five.
That's a coffee.
Yeah, it was all over tiktokplace.
I'm like what?
Yep, it's literally in theparking lot of like an abandoned
building Next to the dispensary, so you can get your coffee and
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get your edibles.
Yeah, that works for me.
Two for one, right there, I gotit.
Okay, get my coffee, my edibles, boom, done, goodbye, call it a
fucking night, fucking right.
Yes, yeah, there's so muchhappening right now.
Coffee, bring me up, take myedible, bring me down.
Gosh, nothing is natural anymore, not chick-fil-a, not the world
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, nothing, nothing is natural.
Everything is unnatural.
Everything is unnatural.
Yes, and that's why things, thename of this episode, that's
why things can't happenorganically anymore, because
there's nothing fuckinghappening organically.
Everything's happening, hey,some't happen organically
anymore.
Because there's nothing fuckinghappening organically.
Everything's happening.
Hey, some things happenorganically.
I wish more things happenedorganically, to be honest with
you, because we need that.
We need more shit happening theway it's supposed to happen and
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not people forcing shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I hate that.
It's so annoying, it's hard.
People don't realize whenthings, some things, not
everything.
But when some things don'thappen organically, it's going
to fall apart because it wasn'tmeant to be.
Yeah, stop forcing shit.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Like huh, mm, hmm.
So there's my rant on thingsOrganically.
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Yes, stop forcing shit.
People Fuck.
Okay.
If you're listening to this,you know who she's talking to.
I can see it in her face.
That was a shot, okay.
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Moving on, how about Gen Zdrinking less and doing more
edibles?
Rightfully so, I was justtalking about edibles.
Rightfully so, good for them,mm-hmm, I'm all for it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm all for it.
I'm sure you know fucking JackDaniels and whatever the fuck is
not happy about that, but Imean, it just goes to show
there's a big movement of likezero-proof alcohol.
(20:32):
Yep, of like zero proof alcohol.
Yeah, so, yeah, so, yeah, Ilove it.
I think it's great.
I love edibles.
I'm not on the wave, oh my god.
I know they're so great.
I'm just scared, why?
Because this one time I sawthis girl who's on vampire
diaries take edibles and thenshe was like on the lawn, like
crying, and it was fucking weirdwhat she took.
Hers were probably laced withsomething.
(20:53):
Listen, I don't know.
Like, if you go to a localdispensary and you get edibles,
you're not like it's legit, likeit's all good, just, it's just
a.
It's five milligrams.
For god's sakes, it's nothing.
I don't know what that means.
It's like the lowest dose everyou can.
You can get edible to sleep.
You can get edible to be happyand get edible to just chill.
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You can get edible, I be happy.
You can get edible to justchill.
You can get edible I don't knowfor everything, so I can have
one with my breakfast, with mylunch and with my dinner.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, perfect, all right, it'sprobably cheaper than my
medication.
Yeah, probably no.
No, I would say so, actually.
No, probably not.
It makes you a little bit moremoney than medication.
(21:36):
They're kind of pricey.
You get them on sale, though.
I got a couple of them on sale,just saying you can get this
shit on sale now.
Yes, can you imagine like drugdealers or like people in jail
for like dealing marijuana arelike pissed because now
marijuana is on fucking sale.
Yes, like what?
Now marijuana is on fuckingsale.
(22:01):
Yes, like what?
You could get 40 off if youorder so many fucking pieces.
No comment for more insight onhow to get edibles at a
discounted price.
I got you unreal.
Yeah, yeah, I got a whole bunchof shit for like cheap money,
because you buy one up, 10% off.
Then I got 40% off.
I'm like, okay, times havechanged.
(22:21):
Have a good day.
Times have really changed.
Love it, I absolutely love it.
Oh, yeah, I'm taking some later.
She said cheers, cheers, cheersto edibles and cheers for them
being legal.
And for those of you who can'tsee her, I just walked into the
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room sneaking around, gettingsomething to drink, doing a good
job, being quiet.
So, um, do we have time for um,this or that?
Yeah, let's do it and do thisor that.
(23:04):
Okay, I love these things.
Uh, bad haircut or a bad dyejob, oh my God.
Okay, hold on, let me picturethis and think about this.
Bad haircut, okay, bad dye job,I would go.
(23:25):
Bad haircut, okay, I feel likeyou could fix it quicker than
you could fix a bad dye job.
No, I feel like you can't.
Once your hair has a certaindye in it, you can't dye it
again right away, so you'regonna have to sit in like the
orange or the fucking whatever.
Yeah, but if they cut your hairtoo short or too, they fuck you
up.
Bad, listen, you gotta dealwith that shit.
(23:48):
Listen, I'm shaving it.
No, call me a cancer.
I work from home.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh see, let people feel bad forme.
See, bald, yeah, no, yep, Nope.
How about being stranded on anisland full of fruit, or lost in
a city full of your favoriteanimal?
Oh God, the visuals, thevisuals.
(24:13):
Just picture like llamasrunning all over New York City.
Yeah, I'm going with theanimals.
No fruit for me.
I think that would be more fun.
I was going to say funner.
Oh my God, I think that wouldbe more fun because, like you're
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in an island, you're bored, youeat a lot of fruit.
Yeah, you're like, eh, yeah,running around the city with
your favorite animal.
Like, yeah, buddy, who'scleaning up the llama poop in
New York, though, but themllamas spit at you too, so you
got to be careful.
You got to be careful with them.
Them llamas are little bitches.
(25:02):
Would you rather let's see ableto fly or breathe underwater?
Oh, breathe underwater.
No, you want to fly.
The world is 70% water, I don'tcare.
You want to fly.
What are?
World is 70% water, I don'tcare.
You want to fly?
Oh, fuck you.
What are you doing underwater?
You're not spying on anybody.
If you're being able to fly,you can fly around people with
(25:23):
drones.
There's an apocalypse, afucking rapture, and you can't
fly in the fire.
I'm going to be underwaterchilling.
No, no, no, no, no, under thesea.
How about be on time or be late?
I'm always late.
I don't even know how to thinkabout that.
I'm always fucking late.
See, I'm 50-50.
Depends on what it is.
(25:43):
Late golf I'm always late forfucking golf, always fucking.
I get so mad because I want tobe early.
I want to be on time.
I never am, but then workfucking an hour early, like what
the fuck?
Anyhow, okay, uh.
Iced coffee on a snowy day okay.
Or hot coffee in a heat waveiced coffee every day, I don't
(26:07):
care what the temperature is.
Iced coffee, okay, I like myiced coffee.
But you know what?
Iced coffee you drink it toofast, yeah, good, and then drink
fucking water.
Yeah, I gotta get better atthat anyways.
Pets who can talk or babies whocan talk?
I'd rather talk to my dog,right?
Yeah, like, I want to know whatthese motherfuckers are
(26:29):
thinking, because dogs walk upto you and they go like this and
they just stare at you andtheir heads tilted.
I'm like what are you thinkingabout right now?
Yeah, listen, these animalsknow more than the babies they
do.
Let these animals talk.
Yes, I would love to hear a dogtell me what's going on when
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I'm not around.
Sit down, lassies, let'sfucking have a chit chat.
Cash app or Venmo Venmo, becauseit tells you more.
I like venmo too.
I don't even.
I think I use cash app twice inmy life.
I'm like I can't.
I can't be using too many.
I know there's so many of them,but I can't be using too many
because I'm confused.
So many, um, music or podcastwhile driving?
(27:14):
Oh, podcast while driving?
Yeah, 100, okay, unless it'sh-o-t-t lord.
Um, how about this one?
Would you rather be on?
90 day fiance or love is blind?
Ooh, that's hard.
(27:40):
90 Day Fiance or love is blind?
90 Day Fiance yeah, have youseen some of those people?
Big Ed, that's my man.
Oh God, I just saw a picture ofhim on freaking line the other
day.
He was just engaged for 24hours.
Yes, yes, I just saw a pictureof him on freaking line the
other day.
He was just engaged for 24hours.
Yes, yes, I wonder why.
It must be the neck.
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Okay, hey, he had a neck at onepoint.
Yeah, what happened?
Like what the fuck happened?
Because I saw him as a teenagerand he was like a good looking
kid.
Yeah, I know what the fuckhappened.
Nobody knows, I mean.
And he was like a good lookingkid, yeah, I know what the fuck
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happened.
Nobody knows.
I mean, I'm sure somebody knows.
Figure it out, yeah, okay, um,would you rather be able to
whisper or only be able to shout?
Oh, whisper, shouting isfucking obnoxious, it is.
Yeah, I would rather people belike what than telling me to
shut the fuck up.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I'd rather whisper, and Ifeel like you can say more if
you whisper Can't say a lot whenyou shout because nobody hears.
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You Preach yeah, and that's allI got.
Yay, that was fun, that was sofun.
Yeah, I love that.
So cute.
I liked it.
That was good.
Oh, by the way, people who enjoytrue crimes could possibly be
psychopaths.
Well, that's me.
That's all I watch.
Yeah, if your idea of relaxingbefore you go to sleep is to
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watch an episode of true crimeand then you have to think about
why is the trauma relaxing me?
That's 100% what I fall asleepto all the time.
Yeah, they warn that it's amajor red flag psychologist, one
of the major red flag peoplewho enjoy true crime.
So yeah, so we're all fucked upthen, because I enjoy it too.
I don't watch for bed, though,so yeah, I could watch.
I could fall asleep to like ahorror movie like smile.
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I can go to sleep to that.
Nope, that's all folks.
I don't like horror movies.
I never watch them.
Don't like them.
No desire, all right, well,let's go find something to watch
upstairs.
I hope it's okay.
Okay, bye.
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Hi, hi, I know we weren'tslated to have a guest today,
(00:33):
okay, tonight on this episode,but I just couldn't resist
inviting someone.
Okay, are you okay with mebringing them in?
Sure, yes, fuck, yeah, fuckyeah, fuck yeah, with me
(00:54):
bringing them in, sure, yes, oh,my lord.
Oh, I touched his purse.
It's, it's, don't fall, don'tfall.
Okay, welcome, you're notserious, are you?
I don't know any like spookysongs, otherwise I'd sing them
(01:16):
spooky songs.
We have a spooky visit, andwhat are we calling our guest?
Oh, steve.
And what are we calling ourguest?
Oh, steve, sarah, I don't know.
It has to start with an Sbecause it's a skeleton.
(01:38):
So let's call him Skelp.
That sounds like a biker gang.
Skelly, very biker gang.
He's like head of the bikergang.
Skelly, very biker gang.
He's like head of the bikergang.
Okay, skelly, yeah.
And then he ended up here.
Oh, awesome Greetings.
How are you Good?
How are you, I'm good, yay,good.
Another day, another 50 cents.
(02:04):
At some point in their livespeople were making only 50 cents
.
You know how people you sayanother day, another dollar,
yeah, not anymore taxes, it's 50cents, so another day, another
50 cents.
So I loosely heard something,and when I say that it means
like I loosely literally heardit, but something to the effect
of, at some point, if yourgrandparent or whatever,
whatever, was making eightythousand dollars at some point
(02:26):
whenever, this is so not fuckinghelpful, but in today's money
that's like two hundred andthirty thousand dollars.
Wow, that's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I mean that's what I heard.
Okay, well, maybe it's true, Idon't know.
I have to do a little researchon that.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
(02:49):
He said 50 cents, then a dollar,then 80,000, then 230,000.
I mean that sounds prettyfucking accurate, because that's
how gas prices and everythingelse is going.
Yeah, fucking up.
Actually, no, didn't the gasprices go down a little bit?
Listen, not around here.
Oh, a couple days ago I was inMiddleton and from like all the
way down, 114, gas was like 250to 275.
(03:11):
Okay, come home.
Shit's fucking over $3.
See, honestly, I don't even payattention to that.
How does that work, though Idon't know how much gas is, I
just go to any gas station.
I'm not one of those people,and it's okay.
If you are not judging, I haveto be very you know, I don't
want anybody hating on me.
Um, I don't drive around allover the place to find the
(03:34):
cheapest gas because I'mliterally, you literally,
wasting gas doing that.
Right, I have a BJ's membershipand their gas is like super
cheap, super cheap, same, butit's in Nashville so far.
So now I gotta drive what?
10 miles and use 10 miles ofgas to get, you know, a dollar
(03:54):
discount.
No, I'll just drive half a miledown the road.
Yeah, it's probably threesomething.
Yeah, you know, I know, justwhatever.
Like, I don't, I'm not, I onlynotice because I'm old and now I
notice the price of fuckingeverything.
Yeah, well, I like.
So I went through like a littlething where I was paying
attention and now I'm not payingattention.
(04:14):
Like, at one point I knew howmuch a gallon of milk was, I
knew how much carton of eggswere, I knew how much gas was,
and so on and so forth.
Everything has increased somuch that I have no idea.
I just know it's a lot, right,and I don't really go to the
grocery store very often, so Iliterally have no idea how much
(04:35):
anything is.
Yeah, I just know that I needcertain things and have to buy
them, and it doesn't matter whatthey cost.
Right, I got to buy them, right?
Yeah, absolutely so, I don'treally pay attention to prices
anymore, and it absolutely so.
I don't really pay attention toprices anymore, and it's not
because I can't afford to justbuy whatever I want, it's just,
it's constantly changing.
Yeah, it's constantly changing.
So I'm just like you know what?
I need?
(04:55):
Eggs.
I'm going to have to buy them.
I need milk.
I have to buy it.
I can't you know what I mean.
I can't be like, oh, thatmilk's $7 here, I'm not buying
it.
I need milk.
Well, I don't even drink milk,but you know what I mean.
Deodorant, you need deodorant.
Or you need feminine hygieneproducts, like it is what it is.
(05:15):
By the way, target's having asale on feminine hygiene
products, just so you know.
Okay, I got $2 off today, but Ididn't buy it for me.
I gotta stock up on my diapers.
Yeah, um, can I ask you aquestion, sure, how do you open
a brand new deodorant?
(05:36):
What do you mean?
How do I open it?
Like brand new deodorant?
You gotta take off the top.
And then what?
I take out, that little plasticthing that's in there.
How do you take that off?
I just pull it off.
Oh, okay, why Are you one ofthose people who turns the thing
until the thing pops off?
Fucking right.
No, hon, that's why it hasthose two little things on top.
But it's like in there, no,it's it out, no.
(06:06):
And then you turn the knob dialup a little bit.
No, no, some people do it withtheir teeth.
Oh, no, yeah, no, fucking weirdshit.
No, no, I just pull it off.
So weird.
Yeah, mine is never really thathard to get off, so I don't know
what kind of deodorant you'reusing, but I use degree me too
clear.
We do a little dress on thefront.
Oh shit, our guest is injured.
Man down, steve, please.
(06:26):
I'm dating someone.
Leave me alone, steve, havesome respect.
God damn, you're stuck skeleton, it's.
It's skelly, skelly, skelly.
What's wrong with?
Oh yeah, I'm using skelly.
Sorry, dude, I don't think hefelt a thing.
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
(06:50):
I'm so sorry.
Wow, don't fucking haunt meplease.
You're in big trouble, no shit,to save the shit out of this
fucking guy, I got some upstairsdemon, demon, oh shit.
So, anyhow, let's talk aboutwhat our whiners want to hear.
(07:18):
Yeah, what was the poll results?
What are we doing?
Conspiracy?
Listen, that's my jam.
I love my alien, I know, and Inever went to the moon, let's go
.
I was like maybe the earth isflat, okay, yeah, well, I don't
believe that.
But all the things, but um, Isaw one today about um 5g
(07:39):
causing cancer and covid.
Wow, 5g is powerful because it'scausing cancer and COVID at the
same time.
Okay, so I get the cancer part.
How does it cause COVID?
What do you think about that?
I don't think it does.
I think just somebody made thatup.
Yeah, I don't.
I mean, unless you're likesharing your phone with someone
that was exposed, like what?
How is?
How is your phone giving youCOVID?
(08:00):
I don't get that, I don't know.
But there's a lot ofconspiracies around covid, so
I'm not really too surprisedthat this is another one.
Yeah, never ending.
How do you think?
How do you think covid cameabout?
Uh, I think that covid was likein a lab and some dum-dum just
(08:24):
like fucking so man-made Boop,like dropped it and it got
exposed, and maybe so like aman-made type, oh, 100%, 100%, I
think that too.
And then that person got sick,and then another person got sick
and then, because it was so new, it just kind of like got out
of hand and spread so quickly.
Yeah, I think that too.
But then you have all of these,like again, conspiracy theories
(08:46):
, so that nobody really gets introuble.
When the world shut down, I knowso many people passed away,
crazy, you would watch the newsand all you would see is like
tickers of death.
But you know what that is wildand that is unfortunate, because
if you do some research aboutit, from what I understand, the
(09:08):
same amount of people die fromthe flu every year.
Thousands of people die fromthe flu every year, thousands
and thousands and thousands, Idon't know.
And they, they don't recordthat.
Well, they record it, butthey're not going to get
publicity.
It's not publicized.
You're not talking about it.
Yeah, I'm just an actor, I'mjust kidding.
(09:30):
Um, um, the same close to, ifnot the same close to the same
amount of people die of the fluas COVID in that time that we
had it.
So I don't know I.
It's just really, really crazyto me that in my life I
(09:53):
experienced something like that,in my children's life, your
children's life, that weexperienced something like that.
And I think that if anythinglike that were to ever occur in
the future, I don't thinkanybody would stay home, I don't
think anybody would shut down.
I think everybody would be like, fuck you.
Yeah, they'd figure it out.
Yeah, we're not doing this everagain.
(10:13):
Wear the masks, because itcaused a whole people still wear
masks.
Oh, all the time, everywhere yougo, there's at least one person
like why, like, covet isliterally, in my opinion and I'm
just stating my opinion like abad cold.
Yeah, and if you do die fromcovid, you have underlining
health condition, you haveasthma, you have respiratory
(10:34):
health issues, you have um,autoimmune disease, like you
have some.
Like I'm a pretty healthyperson.
I've had covid twice, so Ithink the whole thing I don't
know it's it was just crazy,yeah, or it's literally had it
six times.
Yeah, it's like a bad cold Forme.
(10:57):
Personally.
The first time I had it, I wasvery sick.
Oh, say, like, probably shouldhave went to the hospital, which
had trouble breathing becauseit's new, right, and I didn't
know what to expect, but I gotthrough it.
I was sick for like a month.
The second time it was likehaving a really bad head cold,
like really really bad head cold.
(11:18):
You know, I, for all I know, Ijust had it a week ago, cause a
week ago I felt like congested,I felt stuffy, I felt all these
things.
But am I going to test and thenscare people around me?
No, I'm not doing that anymore,like I'm chalking it up to a
bad cold.
Yeah, I, I know I haveallergies because I have the
itchiness, the itchy eyes, itchythroat, like yeah, so I mean it
(11:38):
was probably allergies, maybeit's good, I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm better now, but Istill have the itchiness.
So I know I have the allergything going on.
But, like I know people that Iwork with that had has had that,
had COVID like a month or soago.
It's just, it's here, it's partof our lives now.
It's a part of our life now.
But people wearing masks, theydon't understand how much damage
(12:03):
they're doing to their ownlungs.
You know what I mean.
Your air needs to circulate,you need to breathe fresh air.
When you were growing up,people would say get outside,
you need fresh air, you need tobreathe fresh air.
You know when you were growingup people would get outside.
You need fresh air.
You didn't kill them, germs,open your windows.
You know what I mean.
Now people are trying to likekeep them all confined.
It's not healthy.
No, it's not healthy.
No, not at all.
But I don't think that 5G Idisagree with.
(12:25):
I don't think that's causing,agreed, I mean cancer for sure,
cancer for sure.
But, covid, no, yeah, look inyour iphone terms and conditions
, literally in your iphone, andit tells you to keep your phone
a specific distance away fromyou.
I never knew that because ofcancer causing, I don't read the
terms and conditions, so nobodydoes.
(12:46):
And that's the fucking point.
Nobody reads the fine print,right, right, I mean, somebody
did, because I know this.
But yeah, no, that's crazy.
The majority of people fuckingdon't.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it tells you that yourphone essentially can cause you
cancer, or the technology orwhatever it is.
I was hearing that like a longtime ago.
I remember years and years agothat people were saying like you
shouldn't hold your phone up toyour head too long because it
(13:09):
could cause you know somewhatever.
True, but nobody really talkson the phone anymore.
So it's.
But everybody has their phonein their hand texting and
playing games, and so yourphone's near you all the time.
Or, for guys, it's like in yourpocket.
Yes, I always have my phone inmy back pocket, yeah, and then
all of a sudden people arehaving like fertility issues.
Just saying, I don't think Ihave to worry about that, my
(13:34):
phone will be permanently in mypocket.
Yeah, 100, can I have a phonefor each pocket?
Yes, yeah, no, I'm good.
No, I couldn't even imagine.
I didn't even imagine.
Have you heard the chick-fil-aconspiracy theory?
Um, no, what about it?
(13:55):
So is it gonna make me not wantto eat it ever again?
Uh, I mean, maybe, maybe not.
So chick-fil-a similar to whatis it?
Kfc, they have like theirspecific, like seven ingredients
or like whatever the fuck, like11 different herbs and spices.
That's their like shtick fromback in the day.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So well, chick-fil-a upped themwith 51.
(14:16):
Wait, what so?
Chick-fil-a, specifically, theirchicken has 51 ingredients.
What do you mean?
Like they season it with or islike growing?
Listen, I don't know.
I don't know.
How do you have 51 ingredientsin a piece of chicken?
Exactly?
That's problem number one.
(14:37):
Oh, but some of those 51ingredients are linked to
addiction.
Oh, yeah, mm-hmm, yeah, becausethat is very addicting.
Uh-huh, you eat that and youjust want to eat it more and
more.
And also it's consistentbecause they're like, if you're
a franchise owner, you can onlydo what they tell you to do,
(14:57):
like get the chicken.
Yeah, they fucking tell you toget it.
Yes, yes.
So there's manufacturers aroundthat only make their 51
ingredients specific chicken,wow, and that's why it's
consistent.
Whether you get it on the eastcoast, the west coast, where the
fuck you are, airport, home,doesn't matter, it tastes
fucking same all the time.
(15:18):
So why is this only Chick-fil-A?
Because McDonald's and KentuckyFried Chicken and Burger King
only will allow a specificrusset potato for their fries,
and if this russet potato has,like those brown veins or
anything of that nature, theywon't accept them.
So in order to not have thatvein in them, you have to you
(15:42):
know, genetically modify thatspecific Idaho russet potato
with something that is linked toautism.
Wow, right, but again,consistency, and that's again
part of the addiction process.
We know that McDonald's friesare good, we know that
(16:04):
Chick-fil-A chicken is good andif it's consistent, unlike a
fucking Dunkin' Donuts, you'llkeep going to get that same.
Well, their donuts areconsistent, I can tell you that.
Well, not their fucking coffee.
No, their coffee is notconsistent.
Coffee is trash.
It is trash, but I still get ita lot.
We digress.
I like starbucks.
(16:25):
Starbucks supports the war ingaza.
Oh, listen, shut up people.
Already, people, I, I want myStarbucks.
That's why their CEO was kickedout and they have a new CEO,
because the old CEO was likefuck the war, we're in America.
Listen, you can't say shit likethat, sir.
No, and that's why you'refucking kicked out.
(16:46):
I won't say fuck the war, butI'm not going to say fuck the
coffee either.
I like the coffee.
Well, really, I really like thecoffee.
I feel bad about the war wasn'thappening and it's a terrible
thing, and and I, I don't evenknow everything about it and I'm
not I'm not completely educatedon it yeah, I know bits and
pieces from what I hear in thenews and it's horrible.
Yeah, thousands of people aredying.
(17:07):
I get it, but I really likestarbucks coffee and they're
also.
I mean, they might now, butbefore they weren't very LGBTQ
plus supportive.
So, yeah, starbucks fuckingsucks, okay.
So what coffee are you drinking,girlfriend?
Cause like you're not going todunk, you're not going to
Starbucks?
What the fuck?
You go get your coffee.
I have an espresso machine,baby, I make my own coffee.
(17:28):
I'll open up my own shop.
How about?
How about top donut or orheavenly donut, gross, what are
they?
Heavenly, listen, heavenly hasmy heart.
I'm telling you right nowheavenly is the best donut
coffee shop, donut shop,whatever you want to call it.
Ever have you heard about pingin drum hill?
I drive by it all the time andgary was just telling me it's
(17:50):
all over channel five.
Yes, it's a fucking coffeemachine.
It's a literal fucking robot.
Like it's just this bigelectrical box in a parking lot
and on the app you order yourcoffee.
Then you go over and pick it up.
You go and you pick it up outof this machine.
No human being fucking touchesit.
It's just there in this parkinglot and it makes your fucking.
(18:14):
I need to get one of those.
I want to try it.
Crazy, me too.
Did you try it?
No, I want to.
Okay, we gotta try it.
Let's do it all right, andwe'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it next time Idid.
Gary was like do you know thatthing over there?
Because we drove by the otherday.
It was all over channel five.
That's a coffee.
Yeah, it was all over tiktokplace.
I'm like what?
Yep, it's literally in theparking lot of like an abandoned
building Next to the dispensary, so you can get your coffee and
(18:39):
get your edibles.
Yeah, that works for me.
Two for one, right there, I gotit.
Okay, get my coffee, my edibles, boom, done, goodbye, call it a
fucking night, fucking right.
Yes, yeah, there's so muchhappening right now.
Coffee, bring me up, take myedible, bring me down.
Gosh, nothing is natural anymore, not chick-fil-a, not the world
(19:05):
, nothing, nothing is natural.
Everything is unnatural.
Everything is unnatural.
Yes, and that's why things, thename of this episode, that's
why things can't happenorganically anymore, because
there's nothing fuckinghappening organically.
Everything's happening, hey,some't happen organically
anymore.
Because there's nothing fuckinghappening organically.
Everything's happening.
Hey, some things happenorganically.
I wish more things happenedorganically, to be honest with
you, because we need that.
We need more shit happening theway it's supposed to happen and
(19:27):
not people forcing shit.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I hate that.
It's so annoying, it's hard.
People don't realize whenthings, some things, not
everything.
But when some things don'thappen organically, it's going
to fall apart because it wasn'tmeant to be.
Yeah, stop forcing shit.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Like huh, mm, hmm.
So there's my rant on thingsOrganically.
(19:48):
Yes, stop forcing shit.
People Fuck.
Okay.
If you're listening to this,you know who she's talking to.
I can see it in her face.
That was a shot, okay.
(20:10):
Moving on, how about Gen Zdrinking less and doing more
edibles?
Rightfully so, I was justtalking about edibles.
Rightfully so, good for them,mm-hmm, I'm all for it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm all for it.
I'm sure you know fucking JackDaniels and whatever the fuck is
not happy about that, but Imean, it just goes to show
there's a big movement of likezero-proof alcohol.
(20:32):
Yep, of like zero proof alcohol.
Yeah, so, yeah, so, yeah, Ilove it.
I think it's great.
I love edibles.
I'm not on the wave, oh my god.
I know they're so great.
I'm just scared, why?
Because this one time I sawthis girl who's on vampire
diaries take edibles and thenshe was like on the lawn, like
crying, and it was fucking weirdwhat she took.
Hers were probably laced withsomething.
(20:53):
Listen, I don't know.
Like, if you go to a localdispensary and you get edibles,
you're not like it's legit, likeit's all good, just, it's just
a.
It's five milligrams.
For god's sakes, it's nothing.
I don't know what that means.
It's like the lowest dose everyou can.
You can get edible to sleep.
You can get edible to be happyand get edible to just chill.
(21:14):
You can get edible, I be happy.
You can get edible to justchill.
You can get edible I don't knowfor everything, so I can have
one with my breakfast, with mylunch and with my dinner.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, perfect, all right, it'sprobably cheaper than my
medication.
Yeah, probably no.
No, I would say so, actually.
No, probably not.
It makes you a little bit moremoney than medication.
(21:36):
They're kind of pricey.
You get them on sale, though.
I got a couple of them on sale,just saying you can get this
shit on sale now.
Yes, can you imagine like drugdealers or like people in jail
for like dealing marijuana arelike pissed because now
marijuana is on fucking sale.
Yes, like what?
Now marijuana is on fuckingsale.
(22:01):
Yes, like what?
You could get 40 off if youorder so many fucking pieces.
No comment for more insight onhow to get edibles at a
discounted price.
I got you unreal.
Yeah, yeah, I got a whole bunchof shit for like cheap money,
because you buy one up, 10% off.
Then I got 40% off.
I'm like, okay, times havechanged.
(22:21):
Have a good day.
Times have really changed.
Love it, I absolutely love it.
Oh, yeah, I'm taking some later.
She said cheers, cheers, cheersto edibles and cheers for them
being legal.
And for those of you who can'tsee her, I just walked into the
(22:44):
room sneaking around, gettingsomething to drink, doing a good
job, being quiet.
So, um, do we have time for um,this or that?
Yeah, let's do it and do thisor that.
(23:04):
Okay, I love these things.
Uh, bad haircut or a bad dyejob, oh my God.
Okay, hold on, let me picturethis and think about this.
Bad haircut, okay, bad dye job,I would go.
(23:25):
Bad haircut, okay, I feel likeyou could fix it quicker than
you could fix a bad dye job.
No, I feel like you can't.
Once your hair has a certaindye in it, you can't dye it
again right away, so you'regonna have to sit in like the
orange or the fucking whatever.
Yeah, but if they cut your hairtoo short or too, they fuck you
up.
Bad, listen, you gotta dealwith that shit.
(23:48):
Listen, I'm shaving it.
No, call me a cancer.
I work from home.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh see, let people feel bad forme.
See, bald, yeah, no, yep, Nope.
How about being stranded on anisland full of fruit, or lost in
a city full of your favoriteanimal?
Oh God, the visuals, thevisuals.
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Just picture like llamasrunning all over New York City.
Yeah, I'm going with theanimals.
No fruit for me.
I think that would be more fun.
I was going to say funner.
Oh my God, I think that wouldbe more fun because, like you're
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in an island, you're bored, youeat a lot of fruit.
Yeah, you're like, eh, yeah,running around the city with
your favorite animal.
Like, yeah, buddy, who'scleaning up the llama poop in
New York, though, but themllamas spit at you too, so you
got to be careful.
You got to be careful with them.
Them llamas are little bitches.
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Would you rather let's see ableto fly or breathe underwater?
Oh, breathe underwater.
No, you want to fly.
The world is 70% water, I don'tcare.
You want to fly.
What are?
World is 70% water, I don'tcare.
You want to fly?
Oh, fuck you.
What are you doing underwater?
You're not spying on anybody.
If you're being able to fly,you can fly around people with
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drones.
There's an apocalypse, afucking rapture, and you can't
fly in the fire.
I'm going to be underwaterchilling.
No, no, no, no, no, under thesea.
How about be on time or be late?
I'm always late.
I don't even know how to thinkabout that.
I'm always fucking late.
See, I'm 50-50.
Depends on what it is.
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Late golf I'm always late forfucking golf, always fucking.
I get so mad because I want tobe early.
I want to be on time.
I never am, but then workfucking an hour early, like what
the fuck?
Anyhow, okay, uh.
Iced coffee on a snowy day okay.
Or hot coffee in a heat waveiced coffee every day, I don't
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care what the temperature is.
Iced coffee, okay, I like myiced coffee.
But you know what?
Iced coffee you drink it toofast, yeah, good, and then drink
fucking water.
Yeah, I gotta get better atthat anyways.
Pets who can talk or babies whocan talk?
I'd rather talk to my dog,right?
Yeah, like, I want to know whatthese motherfuckers are
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thinking, because dogs walk upto you and they go like this and
they just stare at you andtheir heads tilted.
I'm like what are you thinkingabout right now?
Yeah, listen, these animalsknow more than the babies they
do.
Let these animals talk.
Yes, I would love to hear a dogtell me what's going on when
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I'm not around.
Sit down, lassies, let'sfucking have a chit chat.
Cash app or Venmo Venmo, becauseit tells you more.
I like venmo too.
I don't even.
I think I use cash app twice inmy life.
I'm like I can't.
I can't be using too many.
I know there's so many of them,but I can't be using too many
because I'm confused.
So many, um, music or podcastwhile driving?
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Oh, podcast while driving?
Yeah, 100, okay, unless it'sh-o-t-t lord.
Um, how about this one?
Would you rather be on?
90 day fiance or love is blind?
Ooh, that's hard.
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90 Day Fiance or love is blind?
90 Day Fiance yeah, have youseen some of those people?
Big Ed, that's my man.
Oh God, I just saw a picture ofhim on freaking line the other
day.
He was just engaged for 24hours.
Yes, yes, I just saw a pictureof him on freaking line the
other day.
He was just engaged for 24hours.
Yes, yes, I wonder why.
It must be the neck.
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Okay, hey, he had a neck at onepoint.
Yeah, what happened?
Like what the fuck happened?
Because I saw him as a teenagerand he was like a good looking
kid.
Yeah, I know what the fuckhappened.
Nobody knows, I mean.
And he was like a good lookingkid, yeah, I know what the fuck
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happened.
Nobody knows.
I mean, I'm sure somebody knows.
Figure it out, yeah, okay, um,would you rather be able to
whisper or only be able to shout?
Oh, whisper, shouting isfucking obnoxious, it is.
Yeah, I would rather people belike what than telling me to
shut the fuck up.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I'd rather whisper, and Ifeel like you can say more if
you whisper Can't say a lot whenyou shout because nobody hears.
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You Preach yeah, and that's allI got.
Yay, that was fun, that was sofun.
Yeah, I love that.
So cute.
I liked it.
That was good.
Oh, by the way, people who enjoytrue crimes could possibly be
psychopaths.
Well, that's me.
That's all I watch.
Yeah, if your idea of relaxingbefore you go to sleep is to
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watch an episode of true crimeand then you have to think about
why is the trauma relaxing me?
That's 100% what I fall asleepto all the time.
Yeah, they warn that it's amajor red flag psychologist, one
of the major red flag peoplewho enjoy true crime.
So yeah, so we're all fucked upthen, because I enjoy it too.
I don't watch for bed, though,so yeah, I could watch.
I could fall asleep to like ahorror movie like smile.
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I can go to sleep to that.
Nope, that's all folks.
I don't like horror movies.
I never watch them.
Don't like them.
No desire, all right, well,let's go find something to watch
upstairs.
I hope it's okay.
Okay, bye.
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