October 10, 2024 • 33 mins
Ever wondered if the best place to find love isn't online but rather in the bolts and screws aisle at your local hardware store? Join us for a lighthearted exploration of the quirks and perks of modern dating as we toast to Thirsty First's October 19th Punktoberfest in Lowell. With live bands and craft breweries setting the stage, we weigh in on the world of dating apps, mixing humor with a dash of skepticism. Whether you're a digital dater or prefer old-school serendipity, we offer a playful take on meeting people and the thrill of local events like Punktoberfest that bring our community together.
From Boston's "wicked cold" winters to Miami's reputation as the rudest city—who knew?—we traverse the colorful landscape of American slang and city rankings with a touch of humor. And what's a lively chat without a fantasy flight? We dream about private jets and family getaways, ponder the miracle of the "Safety Shot" drink for hangovers, and share personal anecdotes about battling the morning after. It's a spirited blend of laughs, cultural curiosities, and reflections on balancing life's pleasures with health and well-being. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the ride!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
I'm Alex and I'm Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
So grab your favorite glass,join us.
As we raise our voices Together, we'll dive into the drama of
life as we see it.
Hello hello, hello Doing it anddoing it, and doing it well, oh
(00:32):
wow, you're so happy.
I am always a ray of fuckingsunshine.
Oh, no, you're not, but okay,we'll go with that for today.
I don't know what you'reinsinuating.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know what you're insinuating.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So how's it going?
Good, everything's great,awesome.
So today we're recording fromThirsty First in Lowell.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thirsty Thursday yes.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Very good friend of mine, chrissy, her place.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's amazing they have a million different not not
a million, but probably a lotof different grilled cheese
sandwiches, so, and their pizzais bomb so good.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So come down and eat and listen.
They have great music, greatbands.
Um, speaking of music and bands, yeah, they are having a
punktober fest, which, which Ilove that idea October 19th.
It's their fifth annualPunktoberfest.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And it's their first one at their new location, which
is a great spot.
It's like our cheers I love ithere.
Yeah, I love it.
It's a great, great, greatplace.
So they have 12 bands comingand six breweries.
Oh, six breweries.
Yes, I mean I'd come, we'redefinitely coming, for sure.
Uh, you can buy tickets throughEventbrite or at the door $20
(01:54):
for just the bands, $30 and twohours of beer tasting from the
six breweries.
I mean I'm in.
So the event starts at twoo'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Perfect Saturday, monday, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, we're here.
I'm not even sure if I haveanything on my calendar, but if
I do, I'm definitely going tosqueeze this in For sure.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This place is fantastic and I am so thankful
for her and her team letting uscome here and do our thing.
Yeah, this is so fun.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Love it, love it, love it, love it, and we'll be
sure to add the link to the shownotes.
Yes love it, love it, love it,and we'll be sure to um add the
link to the show notes.
(02:40):
Yes, yeah, for sure, that'll beso fun.
So we put out a survey and thepeople spoke.
I love it.
I love the engagement we heard,and people want us to talk
about dating apps, which I'mactually really excited to talk
about because I literally havenothing good to say about them.
I've never okay, I can't sayI've never used one.
I probably have used one.
I've never used one, but I'venever had to yet.
And I don't think I'll ever will.
Hopefully I never do.
I would probably kill myselfbefore I did that, just saying
(03:03):
I'm not kidding.
Only no, not for any otherreason, but because I know a lot
of people who have done it andit doesn't go anywhere.
It doesn't go anywhere, it'sjust a hookup thing.
So that's not true.
We do know someone who had togo through a lot of hookups, but
that's what I'm saying, butthat's what I'm saying.
(03:25):
It's just hookup after hookup.
How many people do you have togo through to find the one?
I feel like when you go onthese apps, though, you see what
you're looking for, sosometimes they are just looking
for a hookup and that's allthey're on the app for, but you,
just you have to suss that outand I suppose if that's all
you're looking for, then that'sthat's great Good for you.
And you found the place on thedating app, yeah.
(03:45):
However, if you're looking forsomething more serious, more
committed, I'm dating app is notwhere it's at.
Yeah, no, no, go to go to homeDepot.
If you're looking for a plumber, go to the plumbing and Lowe's
need to, or Lowe's actually goto Lowe's, because Lowe's is way
better than home Depot?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Um, go to Lowe's, because Lowe's is way better
than Home Depot.
They need to support you.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
They need to sponsor you.
Go to Lowe's If you like Lowe's, go there, because it's way
better.
Go to electrical If you want anelectrician, you go to the
electrical section.
If you want a carpenter, you goto the carpentry section.
Like you, just go whereveryou're looking for.
If you want the cashier or theguy at the service desk, then
(04:27):
walk up there and make a hundredreturns.
Eventually you guys are goingto connect.
I'm just saying like, likedating apps for a long term or
committed relationship, it's notit for me.
I don't think it's it.
I don't know.
I only know one person that'shad luck on a dating app.
So, okay, so I'm going to maybesay some unpopular opinions and
say that it's not the app'sfault, it's the people's fault,
like human error.
(04:47):
I think it's funny that theyhave dating apps like for
Christians.
Yeah, they have dating apps, forthey have a dating app called
Plenty of Fish.
Yeah, because there's plenty offish on the sea.
No, there's not.
I mean, the sea is fuckingdirty.
Exactly, and that's probablywhy it's called there's fucking
(05:08):
plenty of fish listen no, Ilearned a long time ago that
those like thousand pound, 500pound, sisters, them bitches,
ain't never single.
They're, you know what.
They're for everybody.
You're right, right as rain.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So, fun for everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Another idiom, right as rain.
The one that gets me is we'regoing to kill two birds with one
stone.
Why are we killing birds?
Why can't we just accomplishtwo things at one time?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Why do we?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
have to kill birds to accomplish something Because
they're loud, they're annoying,they shit everywhere.
They wake to accomplishsomething.
Because they're loud, they'reannoying, they shit everywhere.
They wake you up and sometimesthey're fake.
They're the government birds.
Do you know?
There's a bird outside of myhouse that's like gay, gay, no.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Honest to God.
No, I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, gary says that bird is calling for him.
No, because I don't know if wetalked about this or not, but
gary's like the bird whisperer.
Yes, he literally has birdhouses all over the backyard.
He feeds them every day.
I'm like the birds are noteating that much, but he's
always throwing out that birdseed.
I'm telling you, I think thathe's naming them.
(06:18):
Oh, there's gustavo.
I'm like, how do you knowthat's him?
I just know he'll sit there andhave his coffee on the deck and
watch the birds.
I'm like you.
How do you know that's?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
him, I just know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He'll sit there and have his coffee on the deck and
watch the birds.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm like you're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm good, like I'm done, like I'm done.
I told him no more, we're donewith bird seed for the season.
We're done.
Like.
He's probably spent $500 onbird seed, like, seriously, it's
crazy, it's not a bad habit tohave.
It could be worse, no, it couldbe.
But I could use that $500 on, Idon't know, maybe a bill or,
fucking, a new pair of sneakers.
(06:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
For that, let him have theseeds.
No, no, no.
Gustavo's hungry.
Gustavo's a fat one.
He's a plumpy little bird.
Yes, all the birds around myyard are a little puffy.
I'm like, stop feeding them.
They're obese.
Oh my gosh.
(07:13):
So what else is going onbesides, besides birds and
dating apps?
Um, nfl talk.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Are you on?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
NFL talk.
No, oh no.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
TikToks get me through my days.
Listen, I love it so much.
The one thing I did notice thisyear about um the NFL is our
team, the Patriots, suck againso far they've had like two
games.
I don't care, they they're offto a bad start.
They are, and when you?
I remember just four, becausethe last two or three years has
(07:49):
been really bad, but previous tothat the stands were jammed.
Yeah, jam packed.
We put the game on the otherday Empty.
There was so many empty seatsPeople couldn't give away their
season tickets.
That's weird, I'm telling you.
Empty seats People couldn'tgive away their season tickets.
That's weird, I'm telling you.
Somebody told me a story justthe other day that someone was
trying to sell his seasontickets for face value and
(08:11):
nobody wanted them.
He had to go to the game and hedidn't want to go to the game.
But he had to go to the gamebecause he didn't want to just,
you know, waste the money.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, that person doesn't know me, the fucks I
know.
I'll try to figure out who Iwas talking to and who that
person is.
I'll give them your name.
I'll go before his nose I can'tremember who it was.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No one's interested.
I go just because you're at afootball game outside You're
partying.
I wouldn't even care if theywon or lost.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I've never been to a Patriots game.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I totally agree .
We've been.
It's awesome, yeah, awesome.
It's a really really good time,but the seats being empty, I
think it's really hard whenwe've been or we were so well
for so long that people justexpect that greatness.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
And that's not normal .
Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, like normal.
Look at all the other teamswho've been fucking sucking for
years and their fans just acceptit.
We suck and our fans shun us.
Come on, that's so bullshit.
Yeah they cancelled us,boston's cancelled because their
Patriots suck and their Red Soxsuck too.
But the hockey team and theCeltics, they're hot, they are
(09:22):
hot, hot, yes, hopefully theystay on that track.
Tatum is teasing a bigannouncement on November 14th.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't know what it is .
Can't wait to find out.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's probably sneakers, but I don't care.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, it's going to be good.
It's probably sneakers.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't really like the sneakers.
No, no, they're not A lot ofthe sneakers that the basketball
players put out.
I don't like any of them.
They're not even comfortable,no, so how are they playing in
them?
That's what I want to know,because they're not even
comfortable.
I don't know, unless theirsneakers are more customized so
they can play in them Right when, like when they're selling them
to the public.
They're just kind of basic.
Yeah, I don't know, I wouldn.
(10:01):
Yeah, yeah, so anyways anothermonth to go.
What else?
What else you got for me?
I love nfl talk.
I love um.
Oh, there was an article aboutthe rudest cities that was just
released, like a week or two ago.
Oh, it's been updated, yeah, ohmy god, what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
so some of the rudest ones?
Oh, oh, wait, that's least rude.
Okay, let's find most rude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What do you think is number one?
Probably us, us, or New York.
No, california, no what?
The number one rudest city inAmerica?
Miami Florida.
Wow, I'm surprised at that.
That's interesting.
Boston was ranked number six.
Oh, wow See, I thought we wouldbe way up there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Way, way up there, so let's see Least rude.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So wholesome.
You know what the nicest placeis where omaha, nebraska, oh I
believe that's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, omaha sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, and all these like rando places yeah, yeah,
milwaukee, minneapolis san diego, they say, is really nice too.
Apparently that's cool.
So, speaking of like cities, Isaw this thing the other day
online.
It was like a US slang chart soand I thought it was
(11:38):
interesting.
Because I'm like, oh, and forme, because of how I pronounce
certain things, I thought it waskind of funny.
So, like shopping cart in inBoston, they say that people
call it a carriage, I call it acat.
I got to go get my cat.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know what I call it, I don't really call it
anything.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And they say in New York city they call them cats.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't really
call it a carriage, you knowwhat they say.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
they call them.
In Miami.
What Caritos?
Oh my god, Sounds like a tacoand then like soda.
In Boston they say they call ittonic.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't call it tonic In New York soda In LA, what do
you think they call it?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
inic, I don't call it tonic.
I don't call it tonic.
No.
In New York, soda yeah In LA,what do you think they call it
in bougie?
La Pop Kombucha?
No, kombucha is kombucha.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Kombucha is kombucha?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They don't call soda kombucha.
No, no, I know I don't agreewith that either.
Oh, what else?
How about?
Oh, water fountain, a bubbler,a bubbler?
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah,everyone else calls it a water
fountain.
No, except Detroit calls it adrinking fountain.
That's weird, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
A drinking fountain.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And then the word very, very Like, very, yeah,
like very.
Or like very Like, very Like,very excited, like that's very
awesome.
Yeah, okay, very no, no, no, no.
In Boston we say wicked, that'swicked awesome, of course.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Right, okay, okay, okay, yes, in New York they say
that's mad awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So instead of very in New York, they say mad, yes,
yes, how about in LA?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They say they say super.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I could see people in LA saying super.
It's kind of weird, it's stupid.
Miami super, super.
Why do you have to be so extra?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
A little umlaut, how about Detroit Very is hella,
that's hella, that seems verysouthern to me, not Detroit,
exactly Cool Something.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right, that's weird, so cool, something's
wicked cool.
I don't say it's very cool.
I would say it's wicked cool,but I wouldn't say it's wicked
piss-a.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, that's so stereotyped, so Boston cool is
piss-a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, it's not.
In New York it's lit, it is litlit.
Yeah, we say lit right.
In LA it's dope.
Okay, I can see that too.
Um, in Miami it's Dale, wait,dale.
So so if something's cool inMiami, you would say, oh, that's
Dale.
No, I wouldn't say that, I'd belike who, where is he?
(14:19):
Yeah, and then in Seattle it'savrette.
No, I think that's not right.
And then in Detroit, whensomething is cool, it's tight,
so weird.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It is so weird, it seems very old school.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, yeah, so like freezing hot temps in Boston.
Yeah, scorcher Right, okay,yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Agreed In New.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
York it's mad hot.
Oh, okay, that's confusing,because I thought we were mad in
Detroit.
No, we were mad in New York, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
In LA it's hot AF.
Yeah, and when the temperaturesare really hot in Miami, you
(15:05):
know what they say?
What?
It's Miami, goodbye.
Yeah, and in Seattle they'resweating bullets so weird.
And in Detroit they are baking.
Yep, yep, and there's one morefreezing.
It's just fucking cold.
Boston's wicked cold.
Yeah, in New York City it'sbrick.
(15:27):
Yes, you knew that.
Yes, how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, people say that here, people say that here.
Oh see, I've never heard that,ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I never understood it so I don't say it Right, but
like it's brick.
Yeah, in LA it's cold AF or hotAF, but it's never cold in LA,
so I don't know what they'retalking about.
In Seattle it's cold as ice,okay, and then in Detroit it's
brick as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(16:00):
And in Miami I'm not even.
It doesn't get cold thereeither, it doesn't matter, it's
all iguanas.
I don't even know what thatmeans.
I have no idea what that means.
That's on us.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I don't even know what that means.
I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It sounds fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, that's so dumb.
I'd love to know who does thesepolls.
Whose job is it to go out thereand find this information out?
I have no idea.
I want that job.
I think it's stupid.
Give that job to me.
It's pretty dumb.
If it pays, it is.
It's very dumb.
So I found two things the otherday that I was looking at on
the internet and they both kindof coincide, okay.
(16:30):
So one was people who spend onexperiences rather than
possessions tend to be happierAgreed.
Okay, right, yeah.
And the other one was where isit?
Oh?
The other one was like peoplewho people.
The study revealed thattraveling is a healthy and slows
(16:53):
the aging process.
Wow, what's the theory behindthat?
So traveling it makes youhappier than possessions, and
traveling also is healthy andslows the aging process.
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Isn't that?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
interesting how they both kind of they both have to
do with traveling Right, fucking, sign me up.
I want to fucking travel thefucking world.
If I can be happy, healthy andlook like I'm 40 until I'm 100,
sign me the fuck up.
Like what are we waiting for?
Like hello, it's a no fuckingbrainer.
(17:30):
I am all over it.
That is so funny.
40 to 100.
So when I hit it big, I'm goingto travel because, it's good for
my health, it's good for myaging process, and people say so
why do you travel so much?
Look at me, hon, I'm happy andhealthy, I look good.
That's why I am also in mydoomsday doom scrolling of
(17:54):
fucking TikTok.
There's a private jet company,their account that I follow, and
this one girl had called himand was like I need a private
jet right now.
And the guy's like okay, surething, like I'll book that for
you.
Like where are you?
She of a jet right now.
And the guy's like, okay, surething, like I'll book that for
you.
Like where are you?
She was like Switzerland and hewas like, okay, where are you
going?
She's like I don't care, I justneed to get out of here.
He was like absolutely Likewhat's your timeframe?
We can have pilots ready to goin three hours.
(18:16):
And she was like that's perfect, I have a test tomorrow.
I why don't you just not go toclass?
Like, you have to fly out of thecountry to avoid taking a test.
Fly out of Switzerland privateto avoid a test.
Oh no, that's just a spoiledlittle bitch.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can you imagine that life?
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Can you imagine I can't imagine that life.
Never in a million years couldI imagine that Crazy Sounds
amazing.
Oh yeah, it's really funny.
That TikTok is incrediblebecause you see like crazy
outlandish things that peopleask for, but also the flip side
of it is like how angry they getat like the slightest
inconvenience, right and againjust that, like that entitlement
(19:02):
and like the amount of moneythat they must have to feel that
entitlement.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yes, and like the amount of money that they must
have to feel that entitlement.
Yes, oh my God, it's so crazy,that's wild, it's so crazy, wild
.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, no, I can never imagine that.
Yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Not in my lifetime.
One day, you never know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Unless we hit it big again.
No, no, but you know what?
I also heard that it's not thatexpensive to charter a private
jet.
No, for sure, Especiallybecause they sit a fair amount
of people Right.
So if everyone pitches in, it'snot bad.
That's what I'm saying.
If you have a big group, youhave 15 people traveling.
When we went on our cruisethere was 17 of us.
If we all pitched in, weprobably could have taken a
(19:40):
private jet to Miami 100%, 100%.
I didn't think of it at the time.
100, I didn't think of it atthe time.
Yeah, but how fucking coolwould that have been.
Yeah, so on our next familytrip, yeah, I'm gonna look into
it, not gonna lie if we end upgoing to aruba, which it seems
like that's kind of whereeverybody's leaning towards how
(20:00):
much is a private jet to aruba?
I know like, fuck yeah, if it's,if it equals the same amount as
all of us buying airfare, right, and if we all get there at the
same time, even all of usbuying airfare.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Right and if we all get there at the same time.
And even if it's a few dollarsmore.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We're all getting there together For convenience.
Yes, it's worth it, totallyyeah.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm down for that, 100%.
You know me, I'm bougie.
I like fucking nice shit.
I like to do nice shit, I liketo have nice shit.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Let's go, let's go, I'm ready, I'm ready I am ready.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So did you hear?
I don't know if this is liketrue or false.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk aboutit for a quick minute.
I'm excited.
Um, I don't know if it's anactual thing.
I didn't really get a chance toresearch it yeah, yeah, I had
the wildest fucking day today.
Anyways, oh my God, I'm sofucking stupid Anyhow, and I'm
just.
I think I'm getting over coldMm-mm Allergy, I don't even know
(20:57):
, yeah.
But it's getting better, thankGod.
But I did take like 100 coughdrops.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So maybe that's what it was anyhow, um, there's a new
drink, okay, that supposedlycuts blood alcohol levels in
half, okay, and in half in 30minutes, for a rapid hangover
relief.
It's called um safety shot.
Doesn't sound very safe, if I'mbeing honest.
What?
Yeah, it's um in this.
This um source was forbesmagazine wow, so that's pretty
legit.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's pretty legit.
Yeah, that's like verified.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So it's like um, it's a company called safety shot,
okay, and they've developed adrink that claims to reduce
blood alcohol content levels by50 percent in just a half an
hour.
50% in 30 minutes yes, crazy,yes, yes.
And they're marketing it as asolution for quick recovery
after alcohol consumption andthe drink aims to help people
(21:56):
sober up faster, raisinginterest in both health and
safety factors.
That's crazy.
So like you could, literally,if this is legit, you carry one
of these with you, you getfucking white girl wasted and
you fucking chug along thatbitch.
You should be able to driveyour ass home, right, yeah, if
(22:17):
it will make me not have ahangover the next day, yeah, I'm
down, I don't care.
Same, you know my liver wouldhate, my liver would love me
because I would have to stoptaking Advil.
Like I think I'd probably havemore liver damage from the Advil
.
The amount of Advil I take andthe amount of alcohol I consume,
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, it's so true, it's bad yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I take it every time.
I have a little ache oh I gottatake Advil.
I hang up oh I gotta got totake Advil.
Got a little headache?
Oh my God, I can't believe howmuch Advil I fucking take.
I said that to Gary the otherday.
I'm like if I end up withcirrhosis of the liver, it's
going to be from Advil, notfucking alcohol.
Okay, just so you know.
So when I die, make sureeverybody knows that he was like
(23:03):
girl I tried to do Tylenol.
Like Tylenol doesn't do it.
No, like Tylenol just doesn'thit right.
And also I feel like Tylenol isalso like even worse for you.
You see, like your aunt'ssupposed to take Tylenol for
like certain things, so it'slike really bad.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You know what I?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
actually know of a person.
I don't know her personally,but I heard a story about a
person who did overdose onTylenol, like she was taking it
every day, multiple times a day,for whatever reason.
It took I mean months, but sheended up very sick and lethargic
(23:41):
and like barely like like inconscious.
That's terrifying.
Rushed to the hospital, bloodwork after blood.
They couldn't figure out whatit was Fucking Tylenol Finally
they realized she had all thisTylenol.
What is it called Acetaminophen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had thehighest level of acetaminophen
that they'd ever seen.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
She was overdosing on fucking Tylenol.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
How fucking crazy is that?
How fucking crazy is that?
That's a true story and it'sprobably like a mental mind.
Fuck too, because when you'renot feeling especially her she's
so used to taking it.
When she wasn't feeling well,she would probably take more of
it right now she can't take itnow.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
She probably can't take it ever again.
Break the habit so now what?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
she's gonna fucking take the advil like that's no
better.
I'm telling you, I'm likeadvil's, no better, you're just
going to switch the habit.
Yeah, bucket, I don't know.
But, yeah, that's true.
I got to cut back on my Advil.
You guys are not saying I gotto cut back on my alcohol, I got
to cut back on my Advils.
Get to the source of theproblem, not the problem Right
(24:41):
right, oh God, hello, exactly.
Oh my God.
Hey, it is unbelievable.
Whatever, I don't care, I'mfine with that.
So did you see the new tiktokchallenge?
Which one?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
it's a new one every day.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So this one is the note called the no buy challenge
, the no what no buy.
So I already don't like it no,buying, buying no no buying no
non-essentials for a period oftime.
Okay, so like, say you say I'mfor one year, I'm not gonna buy
shoes, clothes, pocketbooks,makeup, like shit you don't need
(25:21):
.
I'm just gonna buy, like food,shampoo, so shit I need.
You need to fucking live offimpossible.
Yeah, that's a challenge.
No, it's food shampoo, so shit,I need.
Impossible Shit.
You need to fucking live off ofImpossible.
Yeah, that's a challenge.
It's called the no buyingchallenge.
No, it's called being a cheapbitch.
But does it count if you shopat discount stores or thrift
stores?
Does that count?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I feel like you're trying to find a loophole, right
, right.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So if you go to a discount store or a thrift store
, does it count?
Because because you're buyingit at like, a lower like at a
lower rate, buying it cheaper.
I guess it depends.
Is it essential or not?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
because if it's essential you're good.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
If it's not essential , it still counts, right.
Right, that's what I think,right, that's the.
That was the question in thearticle I read like does buying
at a thrift store or a discountstore count?
It does count because you'restill buying a non-essential yes
, even if it costs you a dollaryeah, that dollar can go towards
your electric right or or inyour account and just accrue
(26:23):
interest right.
Every dollar every day, itmatters, it fucking matters.
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaking of dollars, go.
Elon musk is on track to be atrillionaire.
I hate him trillion I don'tknow why I hate him so much.
But he's just so, like, likethere's nothing about him that I
(26:46):
want to like even listen to himspeak nothing.
Well, he's about to likefucking own everything.
Trillionaire, trillionaire, wow, and we've talked about
millionaires.
Yes, you talked aboutbillionaires.
Yes, we're about to starttalking about trillionaires in
our lifetime.
Trillionaires, wow.
Can you imagine what our kidsare going to be talking about in
(27:08):
their lifetime?
The apocalypse, because we'refucking up the world.
The fact that we have and wetalk about this all the time the
fact that we have homelessnessin a trillionaire.
I know, I know, take Elon Musk,take your money and save the
world.
Like, do something positive.
I forget the figure, but it wassomething like he would have to
(27:29):
give every single person onearth.
I think it was like $333 orsomething like that.
If he gave every single personon earth $300, he would still
not be broke Close, but notbroke Every single person on
earth.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
The entire population .
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He is not trying to be broke or not even close to
broke.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
So why doesn't he just give everybody $100?
Well, because he'd ratherfucking send people to space
instead of take care of theearth.
That is, giving him the moneythat he's using to spend.
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I can't even comprehend that.
I can't even comprehend it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's very wow, yeah, like wow, trillionaire, mind
blown Trillionaire Makes me sad,elon.
I need another drink, babe.
So put it on Elon's tab.
He's going to be a trillionaire, fuck Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm sending him the fucking mail.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What's his address?
Google that shit.
I'm going to be obosh, so doyou want to do a game.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Do you want to do an end this with a game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do agame.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Okay, cool, I love games, let's go.
Okay, so rules of the game.
Okay, and then count to three,and then we have to say the
first thing that comes to ourmind, so what we associate with
(28:59):
the word okay, so like color one, two, three, and then yell the
first color that comes to mind,or something like that no, no,
no, first thing that comes tomind.
That's what makes us so fun.
Okay, okay, okay, all right,here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
First word is food 3, 2, 1, go Chicken Lobster Ready
Place.
3, 2, 1, go Ibiza.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What?
Where?
Ibiza?
What is that it's like in thesouth coast of Spain?
Las Vegas is where it's at.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh my god Trash.
Adjective Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
What even is that?
It's an adjective.
I was describing something.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's slow, it's confused, adjective You're
killing me and it's describingsomething so like it's slow,
it's Confused, funny.
All right, we'll do a differentone Animal, okay, three, two,
one, dog, llama.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
What?
Who are you?
Because I love my llamas, but Iknow everybody loves their dogs
.
I'm just trying to like youknow, nobody cares about llamas.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All right, drink.
Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Tequila Vodka.
Should we name a specific drink?
Yeah, we can have.
Should we name a specific drink?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Huh, yeah, we can have another one and name a
specific drink.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, three, two, one go Margarita Jodi Martini
Period Period.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Something that is cold.
Okay, three, two, one go, feetIce.
What comes to my mind?
Article of clothing.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Three, two, one go.
Underwear T-shirt Boring I knowboring three, two, one go
underwear t-shirt boring.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I know I'm boring something that stinks oh ass.
I didn't even have to thinkabout that one.
Everybody's ass stinks.
I don't give have to thinkabout that one.
No, everybody's ass stinks.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh my god.
What Go on?
What's your?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I was going to say restaurant bathrooms.
Okay, yep, people are nasty.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Holidays.
Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
My birthday.
Fourth, of July.
I don't know why I said that Ilike Christmas too, but fourth
of July.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay Rude, okay Dating.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Wait, what Did you say?
Sport?
Oh yeah, that is, but I'm goingto go with basketball.
So I want to thank Chrissy andDerek and Dee Dee for having us
so fun At Thirsty First andLowell.
Love it.
(32:37):
Don't forget Punktoberfest,october 19.
Yes, 12 bands, six breweries.
You can get your tickets onEventbrite.
It's going to be a banger andwe'll be there.
Check it out and we'll be there.
Oh, we'll definitely do that.
Sure, and we'll post somepictures on our Instagram, just
in case you can't make it andyou're gonna see what you missed
.
You can always count on a storyfrom Celia.
(32:57):
Yes, for sure, and thank you tothe one and only Morgan Morgan
For all that she does, keepingus on our bullshit, our shit
show.
Supervisor, we love you.
Congratulations, by the way.
Yes, social media agency ownerLove you so much.
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Hello hello, hello Doing it anddoing it, and doing it well, oh
(00:32):
wow, you're so happy.
I am always a ray of fuckingsunshine.
Oh, no, you're not, but okay,we'll go with that for today.
I don't know what you'reinsinuating.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know what you're insinuating.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So how's it going?
Good, everything's great,awesome.
So today we're recording fromThirsty First in Lowell.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Thirsty Thursday yes.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Very good friend of mine, chrissy, her place.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's amazing they have a million different not not
a million, but probably a lotof different grilled cheese
sandwiches, so, and their pizzais bomb so good.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
So come down and eat and listen.
They have great music, greatbands.
Um, speaking of music and bands, yeah, they are having a
punktober fest, which, which Ilove that idea October 19th.
It's their fifth annualPunktoberfest.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And it's their first one at their new location, which
is a great spot.
It's like our cheers I love ithere.
Yeah, I love it.
It's a great, great, greatplace.
So they have 12 bands comingand six breweries.
Oh, six breweries.
Yes, I mean I'd come, we'redefinitely coming, for sure.
Uh, you can buy tickets throughEventbrite or at the door $20
(01:54):
for just the bands, $30 and twohours of beer tasting from the
six breweries.
I mean I'm in.
So the event starts at twoo'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Perfect Saturday, monday, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, we're here.
I'm not even sure if I haveanything on my calendar, but if
I do, I'm definitely going tosqueeze this in For sure.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
This place is fantastic and I am so thankful
for her and her team letting uscome here and do our thing.
Yeah, this is so fun.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Love it, love it, love it, love it, and we'll be
sure to add the link to the shownotes.
Yes love it, love it, love it,and we'll be sure to um add the
link to the show notes.
(02:40):
Yes, yeah, for sure, that'll beso fun.
So we put out a survey and thepeople spoke.
I love it.
I love the engagement we heard,and people want us to talk
about dating apps, which I'mactually really excited to talk
about because I literally havenothing good to say about them.
I've never okay, I can't sayI've never used one.
I probably have used one.
I've never used one, but I'venever had to yet.
And I don't think I'll ever will.
Hopefully I never do.
I would probably kill myselfbefore I did that, just saying
(03:03):
I'm not kidding.
Only no, not for any otherreason, but because I know a lot
of people who have done it andit doesn't go anywhere.
It doesn't go anywhere, it'sjust a hookup thing.
So that's not true.
We do know someone who had togo through a lot of hookups, but
that's what I'm saying, butthat's what I'm saying.
(03:25):
It's just hookup after hookup.
How many people do you have togo through to find the one?
I feel like when you go onthese apps, though, you see what
you're looking for, sosometimes they are just looking
for a hookup and that's allthey're on the app for, but you,
just you have to suss that outand I suppose if that's all
you're looking for, then that'sthat's great Good for you.
And you found the place on thedating app, yeah.
(03:45):
However, if you're looking forsomething more serious, more
committed, I'm dating app is notwhere it's at.
Yeah, no, no, go to go to homeDepot.
If you're looking for a plumber, go to the plumbing and Lowe's
need to, or Lowe's actually goto Lowe's, because Lowe's is way
better than home Depot?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Um, go to Lowe's, because Lowe's is way better
than Home Depot.
They need to support you.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
They need to sponsor you.
Go to Lowe's If you like Lowe's, go there, because it's way
better.
Go to electrical If you want anelectrician, you go to the
electrical section.
If you want a carpenter, you goto the carpentry section.
Like you, just go whereveryou're looking for.
If you want the cashier or theguy at the service desk, then
(04:27):
walk up there and make a hundredreturns.
Eventually you guys are goingto connect.
I'm just saying like, likedating apps for a long term or
committed relationship, it's notit for me.
I don't think it's it.
I don't know.
I only know one person that'shad luck on a dating app.
So, okay, so I'm going to maybesay some unpopular opinions and
say that it's not the app'sfault, it's the people's fault,
like human error.
(04:47):
I think it's funny that theyhave dating apps like for
Christians.
Yeah, they have dating apps, forthey have a dating app called
Plenty of Fish.
Yeah, because there's plenty offish on the sea.
No, there's not.
I mean, the sea is fuckingdirty.
Exactly, and that's probablywhy it's called there's fucking
(05:08):
plenty of fish listen no, Ilearned a long time ago that
those like thousand pound, 500pound, sisters, them bitches,
ain't never single.
They're, you know what.
They're for everybody.
You're right, right as rain.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
So, fun for everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Another idiom, right as rain.
The one that gets me is we'regoing to kill two birds with one
stone.
Why are we killing birds?
Why can't we just accomplishtwo things at one time?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Why do we?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
have to kill birds to accomplish something Because
they're loud, they're annoying,they shit everywhere.
They wake to accomplishsomething.
Because they're loud, they'reannoying, they shit everywhere.
They wake you up and sometimesthey're fake.
They're the government birds.
Do you know?
There's a bird outside of myhouse that's like gay, gay, no.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Honest to God.
No, I swear to God.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, gary says that bird is calling for him.
No, because I don't know if wetalked about this or not, but
gary's like the bird whisperer.
Yes, he literally has birdhouses all over the backyard.
He feeds them every day.
I'm like the birds are noteating that much, but he's
always throwing out that birdseed.
I'm telling you, I think thathe's naming them.
(06:18):
Oh, there's gustavo.
I'm like, how do you knowthat's him?
I just know he'll sit there andhave his coffee on the deck and
watch the birds.
I'm like you.
How do you know that's?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
him, I just know.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He'll sit there and have his coffee on the deck and
watch the birds.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm like you're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm good, like I'm done, like I'm done.
I told him no more, we're donewith bird seed for the season.
We're done.
Like.
He's probably spent $500 onbird seed, like, seriously, it's
crazy, it's not a bad habit tohave.
It could be worse, no, it couldbe.
But I could use that $500 on, Idon't know, maybe a bill or,
fucking, a new pair of sneakers.
(06:49):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
For that, let him have theseeds.
No, no, no.
Gustavo's hungry.
Gustavo's a fat one.
He's a plumpy little bird.
Yes, all the birds around myyard are a little puffy.
I'm like, stop feeding them.
They're obese.
Oh my gosh.
(07:13):
So what else is going onbesides, besides birds and
dating apps?
Um, nfl talk.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Are you on?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
NFL talk.
No, oh no.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
TikToks get me through my days.
Listen, I love it so much.
The one thing I did notice thisyear about um the NFL is our
team, the Patriots, suck againso far they've had like two
games.
I don't care, they they're offto a bad start.
They are, and when you?
I remember just four, becausethe last two or three years has
(07:49):
been really bad, but previous tothat the stands were jammed.
Yeah, jam packed.
We put the game on the otherday Empty.
There was so many empty seatsPeople couldn't give away their
season tickets.
That's weird, I'm telling you.
Empty seats People couldn'tgive away their season tickets.
That's weird, I'm telling you.
Somebody told me a story justthe other day that someone was
trying to sell his seasontickets for face value and
(08:11):
nobody wanted them.
He had to go to the game and hedidn't want to go to the game.
But he had to go to the gamebecause he didn't want to just,
you know, waste the money.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, that person doesn't know me, the fucks I
know.
I'll try to figure out who Iwas talking to and who that
person is.
I'll give them your name.
I'll go before his nose I can'tremember who it was.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
No one's interested.
I go just because you're at afootball game outside You're
partying.
I wouldn't even care if theywon or lost.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I've never been to a Patriots game.
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, I totally agree .
We've been.
It's awesome, yeah, awesome.
It's a really really good time,but the seats being empty, I
think it's really hard whenwe've been or we were so well
for so long that people justexpect that greatness.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
And that's not normal .
Speaker 1 (09:00):
No, like normal.
Look at all the other teamswho've been fucking sucking for
years and their fans just acceptit.
We suck and our fans shun us.
Come on, that's so bullshit.
Yeah they cancelled us,boston's cancelled because their
Patriots suck and their Red Soxsuck too.
But the hockey team and theCeltics, they're hot, they are
(09:22):
hot, hot, yes, hopefully theystay on that track.
Tatum is teasing a bigannouncement on November 14th.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Don't know what it is .
Can't wait to find out.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It's probably sneakers, but I don't care.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, it's going to be good.
It's probably sneakers.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't really like the sneakers.
No, no, they're not A lot ofthe sneakers that the basketball
players put out.
I don't like any of them.
They're not even comfortable,no, so how are they playing in
them?
That's what I want to know,because they're not even
comfortable.
I don't know, unless theirsneakers are more customized so
they can play in them Right when, like when they're selling them
to the public.
They're just kind of basic.
Yeah, I don't know, I wouldn.
(10:01):
Yeah, yeah, so anyways anothermonth to go.
What else?
What else you got for me?
I love nfl talk.
I love um.
Oh, there was an article aboutthe rudest cities that was just
released, like a week or two ago.
Oh, it's been updated, yeah, ohmy god, what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
so some of the rudest ones?
Oh, oh, wait, that's least rude.
Okay, let's find most rude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
What do you think is number one?
Probably us, us, or New York.
No, california, no what?
The number one rudest city inAmerica?
Miami Florida.
Wow, I'm surprised at that.
That's interesting.
Boston was ranked number six.
Oh, wow See, I thought we wouldbe way up there.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Way, way up there, so let's see Least rude.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So wholesome.
You know what the nicest placeis where omaha, nebraska, oh I
believe that's nice.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, omaha sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Oh, and all these like rando places yeah, yeah,
milwaukee, minneapolis san diego, they say, is really nice too.
Apparently that's cool.
So, speaking of like cities, Isaw this thing the other day
online.
It was like a US slang chart soand I thought it was
(11:38):
interesting.
Because I'm like, oh, and forme, because of how I pronounce
certain things, I thought it waskind of funny.
So, like shopping cart in inBoston, they say that people
call it a carriage, I call it acat.
I got to go get my cat.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know what I call it, I don't really call it
anything.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And they say in New York city they call them cats.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But I don't, I don't, I don't know, I don't really
call it a carriage, you knowwhat they say.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
they call them.
In Miami.
What Caritos?
Oh my god, Sounds like a tacoand then like soda.
In Boston they say they call ittonic.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't call it tonic In New York soda In LA, what do
you think they call it?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
inic, I don't call it tonic.
I don't call it tonic.
No.
In New York, soda yeah In LA,what do you think they call it
in bougie?
La Pop Kombucha?
No, kombucha is kombucha.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Kombucha is kombucha?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They don't call soda kombucha.
No, no, I know I don't agreewith that either.
Oh, what else?
How about?
Oh, water fountain, a bubbler,a bubbler?
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah,everyone else calls it a water
fountain.
No, except Detroit calls it adrinking fountain.
That's weird, yep.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
A drinking fountain.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And then the word very, very Like, very, yeah,
like very.
Or like very Like, very Like,very excited, like that's very
awesome.
Yeah, okay, very no, no, no, no.
In Boston we say wicked, that'swicked awesome, of course.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Right, okay, okay, okay, yes, in New York they say
that's mad awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So instead of very in New York, they say mad, yes,
yes, how about in LA?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
They say they say super.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I could see people in LA saying super.
It's kind of weird, it's stupid.
Miami super, super.
Why do you have to be so extra?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
A little umlaut, how about Detroit Very is hella,
that's hella, that seems verysouthern to me, not Detroit,
exactly Cool Something.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
All right, that's weird, so cool, something's
wicked cool.
I don't say it's very cool.
I would say it's wicked cool,but I wouldn't say it's wicked
piss-a.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, that's so stereotyped, so Boston cool is
piss-a.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, it's not.
In New York it's lit, it is litlit.
Yeah, we say lit right.
In LA it's dope.
Okay, I can see that too.
Um, in Miami it's Dale, wait,dale.
So so if something's cool inMiami, you would say, oh, that's
Dale.
No, I wouldn't say that, I'd belike who, where is he?
(14:19):
Yeah, and then in Seattle it'savrette.
No, I think that's not right.
And then in Detroit, whensomething is cool, it's tight,
so weird.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
It is so weird, it seems very old school.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, yeah, so like freezing hot temps in Boston.
Yeah, scorcher Right, okay,yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Agreed In New.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
York it's mad hot.
Oh, okay, that's confusing,because I thought we were mad in
Detroit.
No, we were mad in New York, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
In LA it's hot AF.
Yeah, and when the temperaturesare really hot in Miami, you
(15:05):
know what they say?
What?
It's Miami, goodbye.
Yeah, and in Seattle they'resweating bullets so weird.
And in Detroit they are baking.
Yep, yep, and there's one morefreezing.
It's just fucking cold.
Boston's wicked cold.
Yeah, in New York City it'sbrick.
(15:27):
Yes, you knew that.
Yes, how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, people say that here, people say that here.
Oh see, I've never heard that,ever in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I never understood it so I don't say it Right, but
like it's brick.
Yeah, in LA it's cold AF or hotAF, but it's never cold in LA,
so I don't know what they'retalking about.
In Seattle it's cold as ice,okay, and then in Detroit it's
brick as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(16:00):
And in Miami I'm not even.
It doesn't get cold thereeither, it doesn't matter, it's
all iguanas.
I don't even know what thatmeans.
I have no idea what that means.
That's on us.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I don't even know what that means.
I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It sounds fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, that's so dumb.
I'd love to know who does thesepolls.
Whose job is it to go out thereand find this information out?
I have no idea.
I want that job.
I think it's stupid.
Give that job to me.
It's pretty dumb.
If it pays, it is.
It's very dumb.
So I found two things the otherday that I was looking at on
the internet and they both kindof coincide, okay.
(16:30):
So one was people who spend onexperiences rather than
possessions tend to be happierAgreed.
Okay, right, yeah.
And the other one was where isit?
Oh?
The other one was like peoplewho people.
The study revealed thattraveling is a healthy and slows
(16:53):
the aging process.
Wow, what's the theory behindthat?
So traveling it makes youhappier than possessions, and
traveling also is healthy andslows the aging process.
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Isn't that?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
interesting how they both kind of they both have to
do with traveling Right, fucking, sign me up.
I want to fucking travel thefucking world.
If I can be happy, healthy andlook like I'm 40 until I'm 100,
sign me the fuck up.
Like what are we waiting for?
Like hello, it's a no fuckingbrainer.
(17:30):
I am all over it.
That is so funny.
40 to 100.
So when I hit it big, I'm goingto travel because, it's good for
my health, it's good for myaging process, and people say so
why do you travel so much?
Look at me, hon, I'm happy andhealthy, I look good.
That's why I am also in mydoomsday doom scrolling of
(17:54):
fucking TikTok.
There's a private jet company,their account that I follow, and
this one girl had called himand was like I need a private
jet right now.
And the guy's like okay, surething, like I'll book that for
you.
Like where are you?
She of a jet right now.
And the guy's like, okay, surething, like I'll book that for
you.
Like where are you?
She was like Switzerland and hewas like, okay, where are you
going?
She's like I don't care, I justneed to get out of here.
He was like absolutely Likewhat's your timeframe?
We can have pilots ready to goin three hours.
(18:16):
And she was like that's perfect, I have a test tomorrow.
I why don't you just not go toclass?
Like, you have to fly out of thecountry to avoid taking a test.
Fly out of Switzerland privateto avoid a test.
Oh no, that's just a spoiledlittle bitch.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Can you imagine that life?
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Can you imagine I can't imagine that life.
Never in a million years couldI imagine that Crazy Sounds
amazing.
Oh yeah, it's really funny.
That TikTok is incrediblebecause you see like crazy
outlandish things that peopleask for, but also the flip side
of it is like how angry they getat like the slightest
inconvenience, right and againjust that, like that entitlement
(19:02):
and like the amount of moneythat they must have to feel that
entitlement.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yes, and like the amount of money that they must
have to feel that entitlement.
Yes, oh my God, it's so crazy,that's wild, it's so crazy, wild
.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, no, I can never imagine that.
Yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Not in my lifetime.
One day, you never know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Unless we hit it big again.
No, no, but you know what?
I also heard that it's not thatexpensive to charter a private
jet.
No, for sure, Especiallybecause they sit a fair amount
of people Right.
So if everyone pitches in, it'snot bad.
That's what I'm saying.
If you have a big group, youhave 15 people traveling.
When we went on our cruisethere was 17 of us.
If we all pitched in, weprobably could have taken a
(19:40):
private jet to Miami 100%, 100%.
I didn't think of it at the time.
100, I didn't think of it atthe time.
Yeah, but how fucking coolwould that have been.
Yeah, so on our next familytrip, yeah, I'm gonna look into
it, not gonna lie if we end upgoing to aruba, which it seems
like that's kind of whereeverybody's leaning towards how
(20:00):
much is a private jet to aruba?
I know like, fuck yeah, if it's,if it equals the same amount as
all of us buying airfare, right, and if we all get there at the
same time, even all of usbuying airfare.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Right and if we all get there at the same time.
And even if it's a few dollarsmore.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We're all getting there together For convenience.
Yes, it's worth it, totallyyeah.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I'm down for that, 100%.
You know me, I'm bougie.
I like fucking nice shit.
I like to do nice shit, I liketo have nice shit.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Let's go, let's go, I'm ready, I'm ready I am ready.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So did you hear?
I don't know if this is liketrue or false.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna talk aboutit for a quick minute.
I'm excited.
Um, I don't know if it's anactual thing.
I didn't really get a chance toresearch it yeah, yeah, I had
the wildest fucking day today.
Anyways, oh my God, I'm sofucking stupid Anyhow, and I'm
just.
I think I'm getting over coldMm-mm Allergy, I don't even know
(20:57):
, yeah.
But it's getting better, thankGod.
But I did take like 100 coughdrops.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So maybe that's what it was anyhow, um, there's a new
drink, okay, that supposedlycuts blood alcohol levels in
half, okay, and in half in 30minutes, for a rapid hangover
relief.
It's called um safety shot.
Doesn't sound very safe, if I'mbeing honest.
What?
Yeah, it's um in this.
This um source was forbesmagazine wow, so that's pretty
legit.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It's pretty legit.
Yeah, that's like verified.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So it's like um, it's a company called safety shot,
okay, and they've developed adrink that claims to reduce
blood alcohol content levels by50 percent in just a half an
hour.
50% in 30 minutes yes, crazy,yes, yes.
And they're marketing it as asolution for quick recovery
after alcohol consumption andthe drink aims to help people
(21:56):
sober up faster, raisinginterest in both health and
safety factors.
That's crazy.
So like you could, literally,if this is legit, you carry one
of these with you, you getfucking white girl wasted and
you fucking chug along thatbitch.
You should be able to driveyour ass home, right, yeah, if
(22:17):
it will make me not have ahangover the next day, yeah, I'm
down, I don't care.
Same, you know my liver wouldhate, my liver would love me
because I would have to stoptaking Advil.
Like I think I'd probably havemore liver damage from the Advil
.
The amount of Advil I take andthe amount of alcohol I consume,
I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
No, it's so true, it's bad yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I take it every time.
I have a little ache oh I gottatake Advil.
I hang up oh I gotta got totake Advil.
Got a little headache?
Oh my God, I can't believe howmuch Advil I fucking take.
I said that to Gary the otherday.
I'm like if I end up withcirrhosis of the liver, it's
going to be from Advil, notfucking alcohol.
Okay, just so you know.
So when I die, make sureeverybody knows that he was like
(23:03):
girl I tried to do Tylenol.
Like Tylenol doesn't do it.
No, like Tylenol just doesn'thit right.
And also I feel like Tylenol isalso like even worse for you.
You see, like your aunt'ssupposed to take Tylenol for
like certain things, so it'slike really bad.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You know what I?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
actually know of a person.
I don't know her personally,but I heard a story about a
person who did overdose onTylenol, like she was taking it
every day, multiple times a day,for whatever reason.
It took I mean months, but sheended up very sick and lethargic
(23:41):
and like barely like like inconscious.
That's terrifying.
Rushed to the hospital, bloodwork after blood.
They couldn't figure out whatit was Fucking Tylenol Finally
they realized she had all thisTylenol.
What is it called Acetaminophen?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had thehighest level of acetaminophen
that they'd ever seen.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
She was overdosing on fucking Tylenol.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
How fucking crazy is that?
How fucking crazy is that?
That's a true story and it'sprobably like a mental mind.
Fuck too, because when you'renot feeling especially her she's
so used to taking it.
When she wasn't feeling well,she would probably take more of
it right now she can't take itnow.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
She probably can't take it ever again.
Break the habit so now what?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
she's gonna fucking take the advil like that's no
better.
I'm telling you, I'm likeadvil's, no better, you're just
going to switch the habit.
Yeah, bucket, I don't know.
But, yeah, that's true.
I got to cut back on my Advil.
You guys are not saying I gotto cut back on my alcohol, I got
to cut back on my Advils.
Get to the source of theproblem, not the problem Right
(24:41):
right, oh God, hello, exactly.
Oh my God.
Hey, it is unbelievable.
Whatever, I don't care, I'mfine with that.
So did you see the new tiktokchallenge?
Which one?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
it's a new one every day.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
So this one is the note called the no buy challenge
, the no what no buy.
So I already don't like it no,buying, buying no no buying no
non-essentials for a period oftime.
Okay, so like, say you say I'mfor one year, I'm not gonna buy
shoes, clothes, pocketbooks,makeup, like shit you don't need
(25:21):
.
I'm just gonna buy, like food,shampoo, so shit I need.
You need to fucking live offimpossible.
Yeah, that's a challenge.
No, it's food shampoo, so shit,I need.
Impossible Shit.
You need to fucking live off ofImpossible.
Yeah, that's a challenge.
It's called the no buyingchallenge.
No, it's called being a cheapbitch.
But does it count if you shopat discount stores or thrift
stores?
Does that count?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I feel like you're trying to find a loophole, right
, right.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
So if you go to a discount store or a thrift store
, does it count?
Because because you're buyingit at like, a lower like at a
lower rate, buying it cheaper.
I guess it depends.
Is it essential or not?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
because if it's essential you're good.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
If it's not essential , it still counts, right.
Right, that's what I think,right, that's the.
That was the question in thearticle I read like does buying
at a thrift store or a discountstore count?
It does count because you'restill buying a non-essential yes
, even if it costs you a dollaryeah, that dollar can go towards
your electric right or or inyour account and just accrue
(26:23):
interest right.
Every dollar every day, itmatters, it fucking matters.
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaking of dollars, go.
Elon musk is on track to be atrillionaire.
I hate him trillion I don'tknow why I hate him so much.
But he's just so, like, likethere's nothing about him that I
(26:46):
want to like even listen to himspeak nothing.
Well, he's about to likefucking own everything.
Trillionaire, trillionaire, wow, and we've talked about
millionaires.
Yes, you talked aboutbillionaires.
Yes, we're about to starttalking about trillionaires in
our lifetime.
Trillionaires, wow.
Can you imagine what our kidsare going to be talking about in
(27:08):
their lifetime?
The apocalypse, because we'refucking up the world.
The fact that we have and wetalk about this all the time the
fact that we have homelessnessin a trillionaire.
I know, I know, take Elon Musk,take your money and save the
world.
Like, do something positive.
I forget the figure, but it wassomething like he would have to
(27:29):
give every single person onearth.
I think it was like $333 orsomething like that.
If he gave every single personon earth $300, he would still
not be broke Close, but notbroke Every single person on
earth.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
The entire population .
Speaker 1 (27:46):
He is not trying to be broke or not even close to
broke.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
So why doesn't he just give everybody $100?
Well, because he'd ratherfucking send people to space
instead of take care of theearth.
That is, giving him the moneythat he's using to spend.
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I can't even comprehend that.
I can't even comprehend it.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's very wow, yeah, like wow, trillionaire, mind
blown Trillionaire Makes me sad,elon.
I need another drink, babe.
So put it on Elon's tab.
He's going to be a trillionaire, fuck Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
I'm sending him the fucking mail.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
What's his address?
Google that shit.
I'm going to be obosh, so doyou want to do a game.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Do you want to do an end this with a game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do agame.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Okay, cool, I love games, let's go.
Okay, so rules of the game.
Okay, and then count to three,and then we have to say the
first thing that comes to ourmind, so what we associate with
(28:59):
the word okay, so like color one, two, three, and then yell the
first color that comes to mind,or something like that no, no,
no, first thing that comes tomind.
That's what makes us so fun.
Okay, okay, okay, all right,here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
First word is food 3, 2, 1, go Chicken Lobster Ready
Place.
3, 2, 1, go Ibiza.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What?
Where?
Ibiza?
What is that it's like in thesouth coast of Spain?
Las Vegas is where it's at.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh my god Trash.
Adjective Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
What even is that?
It's an adjective.
I was describing something.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's slow, it's confused, adjective You're
killing me and it's describingsomething so like it's slow,
it's Confused, funny.
All right, we'll do a differentone Animal, okay, three, two,
one, dog, llama.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
What?
Who are you?
Because I love my llamas, but Iknow everybody loves their dogs
.
I'm just trying to like youknow, nobody cares about llamas.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
All right, drink.
Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Tequila Vodka.
Should we name a specific drink?
Yeah, we can have.
Should we name a specific drink?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Huh, yeah, we can have another one and name a
specific drink.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, three, two, one go Margarita Jodi Martini
Period Period.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Something that is cold.
Okay, three, two, one go, feetIce.
What comes to my mind?
Article of clothing.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Three, two, one go.
Underwear T-shirt Boring I knowboring three, two, one go
underwear t-shirt boring.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I know I'm boring something that stinks oh ass.
I didn't even have to thinkabout that one.
Everybody's ass stinks.
I don't give have to thinkabout that one.
No, everybody's ass stinks.
I don't give a fuck who you are.
Bye.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh my god.
What Go on?
What's your?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
I was going to say restaurant bathrooms.
Okay, yep, people are nasty.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Holidays.
Okay, Three, two, one go.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
My birthday.
Fourth, of July.
I don't know why I said that Ilike Christmas too, but fourth
of July.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay Rude, okay Dating.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Wait, what Did you say?
Sport?
Oh yeah, that is, but I'm goingto go with basketball.
So I want to thank Chrissy andDerek and Dee Dee for having us
so fun At Thirsty First andLowell.
Love it.
(32:37):
Don't forget Punktoberfest,october 19.
Yes, 12 bands, six breweries.
You can get your tickets onEventbrite.
It's going to be a banger andwe'll be there.
Check it out and we'll be there.
Oh, we'll definitely do that.
Sure, and we'll post somepictures on our Instagram, just
in case you can't make it andyou're gonna see what you missed
.
You can always count on a storyfrom Celia.
(32:57):
Yes, for sure, and thank you tothe one and only Morgan Morgan
For all that she does, keepingus on our bullshit, our shit
show.
Supervisor, we love you.
Congratulations, by the way.
Yes, social media agency ownerLove you so much.
(33:17):
Yes, thank you for joining uson this wine-filled adventure.
We would greatly appreciateyour support.
Please follow and rate ourpodcast on Apple Podcasts,
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So raise a glass, leave no winebehind and let's continue this
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