October 24, 2024 • 35 mins
From a simple tequila pic to a full-blown family fiesta, we dive into the chaos of family life, packed weekends, and hilarious mishaps. Ever had a health scare that spiraled into endless doctor visits? We’ve been there, too. And, in celeb news—Britney marries herself?! Tune in as we unpack that wild moment, plus the latest on Diddy, Kanye, and more. Laugh, relate, and roll your eyes with us in this fun, unfiltered episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Alex and I'm Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So grab your favorite glass join us as we raise our
voices Together, we'll dive intothe drama of life as we see it.
Welcome, welcome, hello, thereAnother week.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, another day, another.
I really don't have anything toadd to that.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I feel like it's all been a blur.
Don't ask me what I've done,because I don't fucking remember
.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, no, you know, I can agree with that, because
I've been like last weekend, theweekend before I think, the
weekend before that I had stuffFriday, saturday, like every
single day.
So then, like I would go towork on Monday, how was your
weekend, what's going on, what'dyou do?
(01:04):
And I would go to work onMonday, how was your weekend,
what's going on, what did you do?
And I would pause because Icouldn't remember, because it
was so much, it's so much.
I'm like hold on, give me aminute.
And then I'm like, oh, that'sright, I did this and this.
Right, there was one weekend Ithink it was.
What was the?
Was it Columbus Day weekendthat just passed?
What?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
was the.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Columbus Day weekend that just passed.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We did something Thursday, friday, saturday,
sunday and Monday.
I was like, oh God.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I need to rest.
It's a lot, it was a lot, it'sa lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It really was, and then, on the opposite, I feel
like I go into a weekend withmaybe plans on one day.
But then our family is so bigthat someone calls and rallies
the troops, the troops, and it'slike all right, guess, I gotta
guess I gotta go Gotta rally.
Gotta go, yeah, yeah.
So that's been my instance twoweekends in a row now.
(01:54):
Yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But we always end up having fun Like it's like.
It's like remember last weekend, not the weekend that just
passed, the weekend before that.
No it was Saturday.
We were like oh, the weekendwith Gary, we were supposed to
have everyone over, and thenlike no one came, and you came
over and you're like where iseverybody?
I thought everyone was comingover.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh yes, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Gary goes.
Gary and I went to the liquorstore and he goes.
Send a picture of the tequila.
Guaranteed people will be herewithin 30 minutes.
Yeah, sure enough, 30 minutes.
(02:36):
No lie, people were eithertexting or arriving and before
you know it, we had like 10people here.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was wild, it was fun, it was.
It was fun, though, and that'swhat I mean.
I come and I'm like, oh yeah,it'll just be like a chill night
, no, and then I'm here untillike four in the morning, yeah,
but to your point, like it nevergets old no, like we're just so
fortunate yeah some people billis like wow, you guys hang out
all the time like how?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
are you not?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
sick of each other.
What the fuck are you guystalking about?
Like, like he's so intriguedand I'm like I don't fucking
know.
We literally listen to the same50 songs I'll tell you that
much.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
We literally listen to the same music every single,
but we listen to it as thoughit's the first time we've heard
it.
It's like wow, like first timewe've heard these songs dancing,
singing, it's fun yeah, it'sthe best, yeah, it never gets
old.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then we have all these fucking holidays coming up
.
Oh, lord, lordy, lordy, it'sjust it, the train's not
stopping no.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, no, it's not and it's not it doesn't stop, like
you know, people think like oh,after the holidays I'll have a
nice little break.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That doesn't happen, that's not us, because once the
holidays end, what starts?
Birthdays, birthdays.
Every single fucking person inthis family has a birthday, I
mean.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
January and March.
March no, because Gary's in May.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was thinking there's definitely nobody in
April I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, but Gary is in May, and then Nathan June, and
then we have July and Maverick,and then Phil's birthday is in
July, so there you go, and thenEvelyn, and then we have like
summer and birthdays and then wego right back into the holidays
.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So we never have like a downtime that some people
have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Heaven forbid.
There's a fucking wedding, ababy shower, something else to
throw into the mix, as if wedon't have enough.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, I know, between birthdays and holidays.
I don't mind it, though.
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I mean me too.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I love it, but sometimes, yeah, sometimes it
can be a little crazy.
Yeah, that's okay, it'simpacting my body.
Oh yeah, same, same girl.
I take the stairs at work everyday now and I work on the
fourth floor.
Okay, I can't.
I take them stairs every day.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless I'm with someone whodoesn't like to take the stairs,
(05:03):
which is not that often, I takethem stairs.
Yeah, let me tell you, when Iget to the top of those stairs,
I am huffing and puffing like sohard like yeah, I'm not blowing
a house down like them littlepigs
Speaker 3 (05:18):
they have to puff and blow the house down.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I have them puffing.
I'm gonna fall down.
That's it, I'm done.
I caught Like I get to the topand like I get off.
I go into the lobby and thenSherry's like the second person
I see as I'm walking to my deskand I'm walking by her like hi,
I just got to catch my breath.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's too much.
It's crazy, but I got gottalose weight.
Um, that's like my goal rightnow.
Um, I'm trying, girl, I eatsalad all the time.
Now, today for lunch I had likea little bowl of soup and a
salad.
I was so hungry after.
But I'm like no, celia, drinkwater.
Yes, like girl, keep up.
Yeah, and I did.
I didn't eat nothing till I got.
(06:03):
Then I actually ate.
When I got home and I felt likeI had a stomach ache.
So I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm trying to do better but I'm still getting a
stomach ache.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't know, it's always something.
Oh boy, oh my God, I get tightwith my health scare.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
So Hold on, wait, wait.
That's a really quick sidebar,but not a quick sidebar.
There is no other household, nohousehold that I am familiar
with, that goes to hospitals anddoctors and specialists more
than this fucking house.
(06:40):
Yeah, everyone in this house isalways seeing some fucking
medical professional my houseyes, every single person.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Listen, we have health issues.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What do you want me to tell you?
You?
None of you should, becauseyou're all healthy, young Like I
don't understand what is in thewater in this place.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know Well you'll be.
Might be living here at somepoint, so oh God.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You'll be at the hospital all the time.
I'm sorry, taking my vitaminsnow, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Tell us about your hospital.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So, oh God, I'm probably the least of everyone
that goes to the doctor by theway Lies.
I'm the least Like.
I go less than everybody else.
That is such a lie, everybodyelse.
Okay, I'm telling you.
Anyhow, I was on an antibioticweek before last because I had a
(07:31):
sinus infection.
You know why I got a sinusinfection?
Because I got sick, thought Idon't take like over-the-counter
Tylenol.
I mean, I'm like Advocold andsinus tylenol cones.
I don't take none of that stuff.
Um so, oh my god, I just lostmy train of thought.
Oh so I got like.
(07:52):
So I got like.
I'm so hot.
Oh my god, I'm sweating anyways, I lost another hospital visit.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
coming here go, she's set in the scene.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So I just take like immunity shots, like to clean
out my system.
Wait, actually like pew, pewshots or like no the shots, don
McGullet shots.
Like I go to Press Cafe and Iget those little immunity shots
with ginger and turmeric and allthat shit.
They taste like crazy wild butthey help.
So I like a whole week went byand I thought I was feeling
(08:30):
better, but I guess I wasn't.
And then I got like a rebound,like when you feel like you're
better but then you're not.
The rebound was turning into asinus infection, yeah.
So then I waited.
I waited like two weeks beforeI went to the doctor Almost
three, actually, almost three.
So I don't like going to thedoctor unless I absolutely have
(08:51):
to.
Okay Three weeks, okay I wentto the doctor.
Gives me an antibiotic.
Fast forward a week.
I'm on my last pill Gave medoxycycline.
If anybody takes doxycycline.
If anybody takes doxycycline,read the label and follow the
instructions.
I promise you you will regretit if you don't.
(09:12):
Wednesday night after we record, I go to Thirsty's, meet the
girls, hang out, whatever.
Come home, get ready for bed,hop in bed.
I'm laying there.
I go shit, I forgot to take mylast pill.
Hop out of bed, go upstairs,take the pill and I go back and
lay down At one in the morning.
(09:35):
I start feeling this lump, thispressure in my throat, like it
woke me up.
So I woke up.
I'm trying to swallow.
I feel this, this lump.
I feel like I swallowed like awalnut, like it was bad.
My chest was hurting, likesharp pain.
I'm like, oh my god, am Ihaving a heart attack?
Like what the fuck is wrong?
I go and take a benadryl becauseI think I'm having an allergic
(09:57):
reaction, so I could have died.
Because then I tried to fallback to sleep after taking the
benadryl with the lump in mythroat.
I just thought, thought it wasgoing to help, I don't know.
So woke up the next day, stillthere.
I probably got like two hoursof sleep that night.
I couldn't.
I slept when I took theBenadryl.
Pretty much it fucking knockedme out.
(10:18):
Anywho, woke up lump stillthere Thursday Thursday night.
Woke up lump still thereThursday Thursday night.
I go to a work thing I couldbarely swallow, I could barely
catch my breath, like it was sobad and I was like, oh my God, I
wouldn't even drink, like I wasdrinking water because I was it
was just I couldn't even eatnothing Friday.
I'm like I got to go to thedoctor Because Friday night I
(10:42):
had plans to go into Boston andhave dinner with friends and
like I didn't want to spoil thatwith my issue.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Choking hazard yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So every time I swallowed I was like, oh my God,
it hurts so bad, Like it wasterrible.
Go to the doctor.
Go to the doctor.
He does an exam, does an EKG,Cause.
He's like I want to make sureyou use, I don't want to be
worried about you all weekendlike having a stroke so I just
want to do an EKG to make surelike it's clean.
I'm like, all right, fine, Mindyou, she did the fucking EKG
(11:10):
three times.
I'm like am I dying?
Like what the fuck's happening?
It's just the Hold on, I'mstill alive Anyhow.
So it's fine.
He goes walk me through the lastcouple of days.
So I go.
(11:31):
Well, I did this, I did that, Igo.
Oh, Wednesday night I forgot totake my last ox cycling, but I
jumped out of bed, I took it andhe goes did you go lay down
after I go?
Yeah, I went back to bed.
He goes did you not read thelabel?
I'm like why You're notsupposed to lay down within 30
minutes of taking thatmedication because it could
cause severe heartburn andthroat muscle spasms.
(11:54):
Oh my God, and I was havingthem both at the same time.
I'm like what he goes?
You're literally probablyhaving heartburn and severe
muscle spasm at the same time,like like it's happening at the
same time.
Oh my god, he goes.
You need to stop and get pepsid.
I'm like I have no time, right,I gotta be in boston.
(12:15):
I gotta meet my friends.
So I call the.
I'm like, all right, thanks, Ileave.
He goes next time.
You listen to your doctor.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, so I leave.
I come home, we have Pralasek.
It says heartburn on thepackage, so I take it.
I don't think it has some ofthe same properties as Pepsod,
(12:39):
but it's not Pepsod, it'sPralasek.
I'm like, oh my God, Likestruggling, I get through the
night.
It was amazing.
We had the best time ever andI'm so happy I went Because I
was like I can't cancel, I can'tcancel Awesome time.
The next day I'm texting myfriends.
I'm like, oh, they're like howare you feeling?
I'm like not yet.
Oh, my gosh, Saturday went.
(13:00):
I never got my Pepsin.
So now I'm still like fucked up.
I'm still struggling withfucking pain and muscle spasms
and hot burn, everything.
I take two more Pralisex.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm like I don't know , but I don't have time for me.
That's my problem.
I need to make more time for me.
So finally, on Sunday I got.
No, was it Sunday?
Saturday night?
On the way to Tavern I stoppedand got my Pepsod and I popped
one.
Even though I took.
No, it says one on the bottle.
(13:33):
Oh you read the bottle.
I did.
I read the box.
It says one.
We're making moves.
So I took one Saturday night.
I took one Saturday night.
I took one Sunday.
I took one today.
Today I'm feeling a littlebetter, but it's not 100% gone,
like it's still.
It's still a little.
That's so crazy, can youimagine?
So if you ever take doxycycline, don't lay down after you take
(13:57):
it, because it's a real thing,it will fuck you up.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
But like they give you these massive pamphlets and
they're like don't forget tolike, read this shit.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's like 50 paragraphs long and the writing
is so teen I can't even read itwith my readers on.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
There's no way I'm reading that shit, but the
pharmacist should have said oh,by the way, especially if it's
that bad and I read it was onthe label, I didn't read it On
the bottle or the pamphlet thatcomes with it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, on the bottle.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It was on the bottle and the pamphlet.
I mean, I read the bottle.
I didn't read the pamphlet, butI did read the bottle.
I just forgot it was my lastpill.
You had to read the bottle upat six o'clock the next morning
like I wasn't.
I was just like, okay, goodnight.
And I woke up.
I was like, oh, my god, what ishappening to me?
I suffered, I've been sufferinggirls, I've been suffering for
(14:49):
days.
Now sounds awful, it's, it's,oh, see it, just, it, just I
just swallowed.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It hurts.
This is not real life it hurtswhen I swallow.
This is it.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know if the Pepsit.
I think it's working, but it'sreally fucking taking its time.
It needs to fucking work faster.
Like, can you just give me likea prescription for something
that like could work like 10times faster?
Clearly not.
He told you to go to the store.
Go to the store and buy Pepsit.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm like are you serious?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I've been here for an hour and a half, and that's
what you got Right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I'd be pissed.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
He was 99% sure that that's what it is.
He's like you're in good health.
There's nothing wrong, right?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm like no, but there is there's something wrong
right here, and that's theworst when it's not like visible
, when it's a feeling and it'snot something that you can like.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
This poor guy was racking his brain.
He's like he's sitting theregoing.
I don't know.
I'm like doc, do you think?
Like a tumor grew on my throat.
He was like what like yeah, itjust grew, it just, it was in my
throat overnight.
He's like no.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
He's like no, I don't think it was that.
That's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He's like no, that's what I thought I was like oh, I
have a tumor in my throat.
Awesome, I'm going to die.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, honest to God, I'venever had hot burn in my life
because I've never had thisfeeling in my chest.
Oh my God, ever I've had acidreflex where, like it comes up
(16:27):
and then it goes back down.
It's almost like you threw upin your mouth, which is so gross
.
But that's what.
That's kind of what it's like,right that I've had that.
And then I just take like Pepto.
But you know, if you take toomuch Pepto, it turns your poop
black and it can turn yourtongue black.
What is happening?
So be careful if you take toomuch Pepto.
(16:47):
Is that on the label?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I don't know, probably not, but it's happened,
so be careful.
Be careful, be careful withthat.
Oh my God, okay, get ittogether.
(17:16):
So, yeah, anyways, you got tobe careful with these
medications, these things.
They do weird shit to you.
Okay, all right, let's talkabout Britney, because that's
just as weird as what we'retalking about.
What is she up to now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Apparently, she married herself in a wedding
video and we were invited In awedding dress video what the
fuck.
And she says it was the mostbrilliant thing that she's ever
done.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I have so many thoughts and so many questions.
Why was it this more public?
I feel like she would have likea very public wedding or an
announcement like a something.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, I think what she did was she just posted, she
did it and then she posted iton Instagram.
That's bullshit.
And then it wasn't it just likeI mean People Magazine's
reporting it.
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
She's celebrating self-love.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I mean, you can do that without marrying yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But, how do you marry yourself?
Yeah, I was just going to saythe same, like is there a
marriage certificate?
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
that.
Is there some sort of bindingagreement?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
She wore a wedding dress, she wore an ivory gown
and a veil, she posed for camera.
She had sting playing in theback, fields of gold I don't
know what that is and she saidtoday I married myself Brittany.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I have no words, I just, I don't know.
I have no words.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I just, I don't know, I don't know, either it's
bizarre.
She's fucking bizarre man, Ijust don't understand the whole
marrying yourself movement, butthen after that she made another
video of her wearing a whitesilk mini dress.
See that.
And white rimmed sunglasses setto the tune of run, baby, run
by cheryl crow yeah no, don'tknow that either so all right,
(19:06):
that's interesting turks andquesos.
Here I come.
Apparently she's going on ahoneymoon with her married self.
That does not sound safe at allshe's oh my god, I don't know, I
can't imagine Britney on likean airplane.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
She's probably so, like manic.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you look at the videos, I can't imagine she
looks like she's dressed up forHalloween.
Ooh, look at her.
She looks like she's dressed upfor.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Halloween.
Maybe Do we think it's like aHalloween thing.
It's like a joke halloweenthing.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's like a joke, I don't know.
Maybe it's like a like a spoof.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Maybe we'll find out after halloween, I guess.
Yeah, that's what she wasthinking.
I don't think so.
I think she's crazy enough tomarry herself she's a cuckoo
bird and I'm pretty sure she shethinks like she did something
really fucking cool.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, not at all.
I think britney is acting thisway.
Obviously she suffers fromsevere mental illness, but she
needs to stay in the public eyebecause she doesn't want to
perform anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And how else is she going to stay relevant?
Acting crazy we all payattention to crazy.
We're all like ooh, what theyeah?
So that's, I think, her way ofstaying relevant.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, you're not wrong.
I mean A plus Fucking gold star.
She's doing a great job.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, Keep it up Because right now everybody's
focused on Diddy, nobody caresabout Britney, so she's like you
know what?
I'm going to marry myself andjust get publicity.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm over all things, diddy.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I just don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's getting so bad and there's so many people and
that makes it sad also Like Idon't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And then what really pisses me off is like, oh, all
these?
Today I was reading like, oh,all these people are going to
like settle out of court so theycan stay, remain nameless.
Like no, fucking convict themall.
Like, put them all in fuckingjail.
If anybody else had any role inthis.
No money, amount of moneyshould protect them, like if you
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were a part of this mess.
When it's a mess, you getlocked up and put in the clink
too, I don't care how much moneyyou have.
There's no amount of money inthe world that's going to save
Diddy.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Why does everybody else get off the hook?
Well, I think because thehigher you are up in all of this
fucking mess, the less of abuffer you have.
So I think at some point helost his buffer and then he
became the buffer for theseother people.
So he's just in a really shittyposition.
That, and he pissed a lot ofpeople off.
(21:39):
A lot of people are saying itwas the tequila brand that he
was partnered with, that he suedthem, which made them really
angry and the house of cardsjust fucking fell wow yeah.
So if it wasn't them, I'm sureit was someone else that
probably was gunning for him fora long time.
And if you are patient, ifyou're not reactionary, if you
are patient, if you're notreactionary, if you can play the
(22:01):
long game shit like this alwayscomes to light.
You just have to wait for theright moment to push the right
button and just watch it allfucking blow up.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And it's blowing up.
It's so bad it's blowing up.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Every day is like a new person coming forward and
it's so gross, yep, yep.
So we have Brittany and we haveDiddy.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I know what.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I know why.
And it's not going to stop,it's going to be like this is
going to go on forever becausehe's only just gone to jail.
No, I mean, it's going to beanother celebrity Like.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I read something about someone filing a sexual
harassment or assault somethingagainst Kanye.
Oh yeah, his former assistant.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Same thing with Garth Brooks.
Oh yes, his wife's hairstylisthas all these crazy allegations
and he's fucking turning aroundand suing her, oh yeah.
Yeah, he is.
So that's, yeah, he is thatsituation is kind of crazy,
because if he's innocent, thenabsolutely, of course, well
within his right to protect hisname right exactly brand all of
the things.
Yeah, but if he's guilty andhe's going after her, that's
(23:17):
fucking maniacal.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I want to believe he's not guilty.
I love him and I would be likeso shocked and I would just
probably never listen to musicagain.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't see like I see Diddybeing a fucking widow, but not,
oh, 100%.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So I don't know, like Garth, outside of his music and
that's the weird thing too Likesome people, some celebrities
are much more private thanothers.
So, like in terms of likemannerisms, personality, like I
I don't know the fucking guy,but the case that this woman is
building against him and thewitnesses that she has and the
(23:56):
witnesses are very like uh arehis assistant, his manager, uh,
trisha yearwood, herself likepeople that are super close to
him and not so insulated, themore this kind of like comes
about.
oh, yeah it's so bad I know yeah, so bad but like what the fuck
(24:17):
is wrong with people?
Why are people so mean?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
why are people so fucking disgusting, like?
Why can't you just be normal inyour life and and enjoy your
fame and fucking your money, andespecially when you're famous,
you're famous and rich?
Why on earth do you have to dodirty things like disgusting
things, like why it's so andlike like there was um that
(24:44):
person I don't really want totalk about him, but like he's a
billionaire and he's in amassage parlor and like oh yeah
you know what I mean like in,like in.
Like the freaking ghetto offlorida.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah, like why so?
You have a mansion.
You can bring in any woman youwant, anytime.
You're not even married.
Like what are you hiding?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, he is now.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
But at the time he wasn't Right.
So it's like you're free to dowhatever you want.
You're a billionaire.
Why are you?
Why are you going to that level, Like I don't get?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
it Me either.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I do not get it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It I don't know, I don't know if I was rich and
famous I'll be doing all thatshit, I'll be enjoying my money,
I'll be traveling.
Why would you want to doanything to like risk all of
that and lose it all and likeyou have hate to bring it back?
but like in terms of like diddy,he has like decades long worth
of accolades and accomplishmentsand no one's gonna give a fuck
about that anymore now likeeverything that you did to put
(25:44):
yourself in the position thatyou were in, you just threw it
away all of it, like, even likethese last couple of weeks, I
think.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Two weeks ago, a patriots player was detained
because he didn't I don't knowif something's wrong with his
license plate or his speedingwhatever he gave the cop a hard
time.
Last week, another Patriotsplayer was arrested for like
physical abuse and drugs and allthis stuff.
(26:14):
Hello, yeah, you guys arefucking famous as shit, right,
you're multimillionaires.
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, what are you doing?
Fucking famous as shit, right,you're multimillionaires.
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, what are you doing?
It's so strange, it's sobizarre, like it's wild to me.
Because, like you train hardevery day, you work hard every
day, your life is your sport,right?
(26:35):
And then the one day that youget to go out and have fun, you
beat up your girlfriend and dodrugs and like carrying a
firearm.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Right, you could have a million other girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Like what.
So why are you working so hardevery day and training so hard
and doing what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What's the point To be so disciplined in one area
and such a fucking mess, yes,and a shit show in another.
It's so crazy yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's so crazy.
Yeah, it's so crazy.
I think like three at least twoor three patriots players were
involved with the police overthe last couple of weeks, and it
was one then the other thanlike it's awful oh it's crazy.
Yeah, it's just crazy.
I don't understand, I don'teither I, I guess, I don't know
maybe fame I don't, I'm not, Idon't understand.
I don't either.
I guess I don't know.
Maybe fame I don't, I'm notfamous, I don't have any money,
(27:23):
so I don't know what it's like.
But maybe it does make youfucking crazy.
I don't know either, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
So anywho, Awful what you got.
I don't know if you want tohear what I have.
Why not?
Because it's about Elon Musk.
I hate him.
I'm telling you there's areason why this guy is on the
(27:50):
path to be a trillionaire.
Wait, is he already atrillionaire On the path to be?
I don't remember.
I think he's on the path there.
I don't think he's there yet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is this about the million dollar prize he's giving
people.
Every month he's giving away amillion dollars and now all the
um politicians in all thedifferent states are concerned
with what this is doing as faras the election goes, because it
could be some type ofpersuasion type rigging the
(28:20):
election like wait.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So what's the criteria for him giving away the
money, like, what does theperson have to do to get it?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I have no idea no, I didn't even hear I just like was
looking through the internettoday and the headline was elon
musk giving away a milliondollars every month and state
politicians are concerned.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
That's like movie type shit.
Can you imagine being theperson that, like, receives the
random and maybe not so random,but like the one million dollars
from elon musk, like what?
That's literally the shit thatyou would watch on a tv screen.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's crazy yep, he's um must does daily one
million dollar.
Oh, it's daily.
Excuse me my bad.
One million dollar daily.
Hold on daily one milliondollar giveaway to registered
voters could be.
There's no, this is themtalking about him saying that
(29:18):
his daily $1 million giveaway toregistered voters could be
illegal.
Announced that he will giveaway $1 million each day to a
registered voter in thebattleground states, immediately
drawing scrutiny from electionlaw experts who say the
sweepstakes could violate lawsagainst paying people to
register.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well, that sucks.
It's too late to move.
So, Don't know exactly what allthe battleground states are,
but pretty sure Massachusetts isone of them, and he's given
more than $75 million topro-Trump super PAC.
Yeah, not surprised.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, and he said he hopes the sweepstakes will boost
registration among trump voters.
So yeah, I can see where youknow where the problem might be,
because he's only given moneyaway to people in I want
receipts I want to know who isreally getting that million
dollars every single fucking day, every day.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Show me their shit.
Yeah, I want to know them and Iwant to know what they do.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
This is a one-time ask must hold the crowd.
Uh, shortly after announcingthe 1 million prize, just go out
there and talk to your friendsand family and acquaintances.
He's trying to get people tohave other people uh vote first.
Million dollar winner was namedsaturday with musk handing a
giant check to trump supporterat the his event in harrisburg
that's insane so he's givingmoney away to people in Trump
(30:43):
states.
Sure, you know, supportingTrump, which I can see how it
could be it could kind of be aproblem.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I mean yes and no, because if you're only giving
away a million dollars a day andwe're less than 30 days away
from elections, 30 fuckingpeople, they're not going to
rock the vote.
Like fucking give it away.
I think you're dumb.
Maybe there's more to the story.
Who fucking knows?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean I don't like him so Idon't pay attention.
When I see him in the news, Ijust kind of go past it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well such a bozo he is doing something good with his
almost trillion dollars, lessthe million dollars a day he's
giving away.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
What's he?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
doing.
He's implanting or hasimplanted a second brain chip in
a human being why would anybodywant that?
Well, so here's how they'respinning it paid a million
dollars I mean, they probablyget paid a lot more than that,
but they're spinning it andsaying that.
(31:46):
So the chip will connect tolike electronics and things of
that nature, so that if you havelike parkinson's or some sort
of like motor skill, disabilitythen it'll help you still do
things without requiring like somuch help.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, um, obviously that I can get behind, but if
it's really that.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, I know it's definitely like more than that,
but he wants to have it done to1 000 humans within like the
next 12 months oh, wow crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna be, there's gonna be a
chip in your brain.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'd do it, I wouldn't do it, I'd fucking do it 100%.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What if the chip malfunctions?
Then you have brain damage.
I mean, if I have some and youhave a perfectly normal brain
that works just fine right now,but he's not doing it to
perfectly normal people.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He's doing it to people that are like, not
perfect I.
I was going to say somethingway worse.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I guess people need to meet a certain criteria.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
How about that?
How about that that?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
was a close one.
Yeah, so I, because I amperfect, I do not qualify for
this brain chip.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Neither do I.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, however, I do not qualify.
If the qualification starts tochange and he does let in more
perfectly perfect people, thenI'm fucking signing up.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, let's go, it's like Black Mirror type shit I'm
down.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Who cares?
Yeah, no, I'm going to dieanyways, just make it fun All
right Thank you Whatever.
Maybe I can have like a fun.
Maybe we can have aliens at myfuneral.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
No, no Girl.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Those are my last fucking wishes and you're not
going to honor them Fuckingalien at your wedding?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, at my funeral.
How the fuck?
What am I supposed to get Blowup?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Ask Elon, he knows wherethey're at.
I don't like him.
Don't make me talk to him, garywill do it oh, he will he'll do
it for me yeah, well, he'llgive us some good lighting and
shit, make it look like fuckingaliens.
(33:51):
Like, yeah, just set all thisshit up.
She won't know the difference,she'll be dead great.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
So that way, if you don't gonna be ghetto awesome,
love that for us.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, it's gonna have open bar, so okay, then there
should definitely be aliens, andmusic seems like a party yeah
yeah, I have a playlist of 50songs that we listen to all the
time duh, gonna be the samefucking song, same liquor we
drink, that's it.
That's it.
Cold snap jacko, some vodka,some moscow m, that's it.
That's it.
Cold snap Jacko, some vodka,some Moscow mules, that's it.
(34:25):
What else do you need?
Oh, espresso martinis.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh, those are so good , yeah, so so good.
That's all we got.
That's fine, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
All right, that's fine.
That's all we got.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
And then the same music playlist and then it's
like we're it's like a regularday.
Well, okay, before we head outof here, I just want to say my
funeral will not be just anotherregular day.
Okay, let's fucking, let'sclear that shit right up all
right.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, I mean, if we're doing, if we're doing the
music playlist and the drinksthat we drank and like the dance
party, then it's gonna kind ofbe the same.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, there's gonna be aliens and it's gonna be a
banger.
All right, that's a wrap, we'reout.
Thank you for joining us onthis wine-filled adventure.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
We would greatly appreciate your support.
Please follow and rate ourpodcast on apple podcast,
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So raise a glass.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Leave no behind and let's continue this journey
together.
Cheers.
Welcome to the no Wine Left Behind podcast, where
we truly leave no wine behind.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I'm Alex and I'm Celia.
We are here in the studiotogether, sharing ups and downs,
frustrations and funny momentsof our daily adventures.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So grab your favorite glass join us as we raise our
voices Together, we'll dive intothe drama of life as we see it.
Welcome, welcome, hello, thereAnother week.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, another day, another.
I really don't have anything toadd to that.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
I feel like it's all been a blur.
Don't ask me what I've done,because I don't fucking remember
.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, no, you know, I can agree with that, because
I've been like last weekend, theweekend before I think, the
weekend before that I had stuffFriday, saturday, like every
single day.
So then, like I would go towork on Monday, how was your
weekend, what's going on, what'dyou do?
(01:04):
And I would go to work onMonday, how was your weekend,
what's going on, what did you do?
And I would pause because Icouldn't remember, because it
was so much, it's so much.
I'm like hold on, give me aminute.
And then I'm like, oh, that'sright, I did this and this.
Right, there was one weekend Ithink it was.
What was the?
Was it Columbus Day weekendthat just passed?
What?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
was the.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Columbus Day weekend that just passed.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We did something Thursday, friday, saturday,
sunday and Monday.
I was like, oh God.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I need to rest.
It's a lot, it was a lot, it'sa lot.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It really was, and then, on the opposite, I feel
like I go into a weekend withmaybe plans on one day.
But then our family is so bigthat someone calls and rallies
the troops, the troops, and it'slike all right, guess, I gotta
guess I gotta go Gotta rally.
Gotta go, yeah, yeah.
So that's been my instance twoweekends in a row now.
(01:54):
Yeah, I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But we always end up having fun Like it's like.
It's like remember last weekend, not the weekend that just
passed, the weekend before that.
No it was Saturday.
We were like oh, the weekendwith Gary, we were supposed to
have everyone over, and thenlike no one came, and you came
over and you're like where iseverybody?
I thought everyone was comingover.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh yes, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Gary goes.
Gary and I went to the liquorstore and he goes.
Send a picture of the tequila.
Guaranteed people will be herewithin 30 minutes.
Yeah, sure enough, 30 minutes.
(02:36):
No lie, people were eithertexting or arriving and before
you know it, we had like 10people here.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It was wild, it was fun, it was.
It was fun, though, and that'swhat I mean.
I come and I'm like, oh yeah,it'll just be like a chill night
, no, and then I'm here untillike four in the morning, yeah,
but to your point, like it nevergets old no, like we're just so
fortunate yeah some people billis like wow, you guys hang out
all the time like how?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
are you not?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
sick of each other.
What the fuck are you guystalking about?
Like, like he's so intriguedand I'm like I don't fucking
know.
We literally listen to the same50 songs I'll tell you that
much.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
We literally listen to the same music every single,
but we listen to it as thoughit's the first time we've heard
it.
It's like wow, like first timewe've heard these songs dancing,
singing, it's fun yeah, it'sthe best, yeah, it never gets
old.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And then we have all these fucking holidays coming up
.
Oh, lord, lordy, lordy, it'sjust it, the train's not
stopping no.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, no, it's not and it's not it doesn't stop, like
you know, people think like oh,after the holidays I'll have a
nice little break.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That doesn't happen, that's not us, because once the
holidays end, what starts?
Birthdays, birthdays.
Every single fucking person inthis family has a birthday, I
mean.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
January and March.
March no, because Gary's in May.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I was thinking there's definitely nobody in
April I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No, but Gary is in May, and then Nathan June, and
then we have July and Maverick,and then Phil's birthday is in
July, so there you go, and thenEvelyn, and then we have like
summer and birthdays and then wego right back into the holidays
.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
So we never have like a downtime that some people
have.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Heaven forbid.
There's a fucking wedding, ababy shower, something else to
throw into the mix, as if wedon't have enough.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, I know, between birthdays and holidays.
I don't mind it, though.
I think it's great.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I mean me too.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I love it, but sometimes, yeah, sometimes it
can be a little crazy.
Yeah, that's okay, it'simpacting my body.
Oh yeah, same, same girl.
I take the stairs at work everyday now and I work on the
fourth floor.
Okay, I can't.
I take them stairs every day.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless I'm with someone whodoesn't like to take the stairs,
(05:03):
which is not that often, I takethem stairs.
Yeah, let me tell you, when Iget to the top of those stairs,
I am huffing and puffing like sohard like yeah, I'm not blowing
a house down like them littlepigs
Speaker 3 (05:18):
they have to puff and blow the house down.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I have them puffing.
I'm gonna fall down.
That's it, I'm done.
I caught Like I get to the topand like I get off.
I go into the lobby and thenSherry's like the second person
I see as I'm walking to my deskand I'm walking by her like hi,
I just got to catch my breath.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It's too much.
It's crazy, but I got gottalose weight.
Um, that's like my goal rightnow.
Um, I'm trying, girl, I eatsalad all the time.
Now, today for lunch I had likea little bowl of soup and a
salad.
I was so hungry after.
But I'm like no, celia, drinkwater.
Yes, like girl, keep up.
Yeah, and I did.
I didn't eat nothing till I got.
(06:03):
Then I actually ate.
When I got home and I felt likeI had a stomach ache.
So I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm trying to do better but I'm still getting a
stomach ache.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't know, it's always something.
Oh boy, oh my God, I get tightwith my health scare.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
So Hold on, wait, wait.
That's a really quick sidebar,but not a quick sidebar.
There is no other household, nohousehold that I am familiar
with, that goes to hospitals anddoctors and specialists more
than this fucking house.
(06:40):
Yeah, everyone in this house isalways seeing some fucking
medical professional my houseyes, every single person.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Listen, we have health issues.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What do you want me to tell you?
You?
None of you should, becauseyou're all healthy, young Like I
don't understand what is in thewater in this place.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't know Well you'll be.
Might be living here at somepoint, so oh God.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You'll be at the hospital all the time.
I'm sorry, taking my vitaminsnow, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Tell us about your hospital.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So, oh God, I'm probably the least of everyone
that goes to the doctor by theway Lies.
I'm the least Like.
I go less than everybody else.
That is such a lie, everybodyelse.
Okay, I'm telling you.
Anyhow, I was on an antibioticweek before last because I had a
(07:31):
sinus infection.
You know why I got a sinusinfection?
Because I got sick, thought Idon't take like over-the-counter
Tylenol.
I mean, I'm like Advocold andsinus tylenol cones.
I don't take none of that stuff.
Um so, oh my god, I just lostmy train of thought.
Oh so I got like.
(07:52):
So I got like.
I'm so hot.
Oh my god, I'm sweating anyways, I lost another hospital visit.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
coming here go, she's set in the scene.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So I just take like immunity shots, like to clean
out my system.
Wait, actually like pew, pewshots or like no the shots, don
McGullet shots.
Like I go to Press Cafe and Iget those little immunity shots
with ginger and turmeric and allthat shit.
They taste like crazy wild butthey help.
So I like a whole week went byand I thought I was feeling
(08:30):
better, but I guess I wasn't.
And then I got like a rebound,like when you feel like you're
better but then you're not.
The rebound was turning into asinus infection, yeah.
So then I waited.
I waited like two weeks beforeI went to the doctor Almost
three, actually, almost three.
So I don't like going to thedoctor unless I absolutely have
(08:51):
to.
Okay Three weeks, okay I wentto the doctor.
Gives me an antibiotic.
Fast forward a week.
I'm on my last pill Gave medoxycycline.
If anybody takes doxycycline.
If anybody takes doxycycline,read the label and follow the
instructions.
I promise you you will regretit if you don't.
(09:12):
Wednesday night after we record, I go to Thirsty's, meet the
girls, hang out, whatever.
Come home, get ready for bed,hop in bed.
I'm laying there.
I go shit, I forgot to take mylast pill.
Hop out of bed, go upstairs,take the pill and I go back and
lay down At one in the morning.
(09:35):
I start feeling this lump, thispressure in my throat, like it
woke me up.
So I woke up.
I'm trying to swallow.
I feel this, this lump.
I feel like I swallowed like awalnut, like it was bad.
My chest was hurting, likesharp pain.
I'm like, oh my god, am Ihaving a heart attack?
Like what the fuck is wrong?
I go and take a benadryl becauseI think I'm having an allergic
(09:57):
reaction, so I could have died.
Because then I tried to fallback to sleep after taking the
benadryl with the lump in mythroat.
I just thought, thought it wasgoing to help, I don't know.
So woke up the next day, stillthere.
I probably got like two hoursof sleep that night.
I couldn't.
I slept when I took theBenadryl.
Pretty much it fucking knockedme out.
(10:18):
Anywho, woke up lump stillthere Thursday Thursday night.
Woke up lump still thereThursday Thursday night.
I go to a work thing I couldbarely swallow, I could barely
catch my breath, like it was sobad and I was like, oh my God, I
wouldn't even drink, like I wasdrinking water because I was it
was just I couldn't even eatnothing Friday.
I'm like I got to go to thedoctor Because Friday night I
(10:42):
had plans to go into Boston andhave dinner with friends and
like I didn't want to spoil thatwith my issue.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Choking hazard yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So every time I swallowed I was like, oh my God,
it hurts so bad, Like it wasterrible.
Go to the doctor.
Go to the doctor.
He does an exam, does an EKG,Cause.
He's like I want to make sureyou use, I don't want to be
worried about you all weekendlike having a stroke so I just
want to do an EKG to make surelike it's clean.
I'm like, all right, fine, Mindyou, she did the fucking EKG
(11:10):
three times.
I'm like am I dying?
Like what the fuck's happening?
It's just the Hold on, I'mstill alive Anyhow.
So it's fine.
He goes walk me through the lastcouple of days.
So I go.
(11:31):
Well, I did this, I did that, Igo.
Oh, Wednesday night I forgot totake my last ox cycling, but I
jumped out of bed, I took it andhe goes did you go lay down
after I go?
Yeah, I went back to bed.
He goes did you not read thelabel?
I'm like why You're notsupposed to lay down within 30
minutes of taking thatmedication because it could
cause severe heartburn andthroat muscle spasms.
(11:54):
Oh my God, and I was havingthem both at the same time.
I'm like what he goes?
You're literally probablyhaving heartburn and severe
muscle spasm at the same time,like like it's happening at the
same time.
Oh my god, he goes.
You need to stop and get pepsid.
I'm like I have no time, right,I gotta be in boston.
(12:15):
I gotta meet my friends.
So I call the.
I'm like, all right, thanks, Ileave.
He goes next time.
You listen to your doctor.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, so I leave.
I come home, we have Pralasek.
It says heartburn on thepackage, so I take it.
I don't think it has some ofthe same properties as Pepsod,
(12:39):
but it's not Pepsod, it'sPralasek.
I'm like, oh my God, Likestruggling, I get through the
night.
It was amazing.
We had the best time ever andI'm so happy I went Because I
was like I can't cancel, I can'tcancel Awesome time.
The next day I'm texting myfriends.
I'm like, oh, they're like howare you feeling?
I'm like not yet.
Oh, my gosh, Saturday went.
(13:00):
I never got my Pepsin.
So now I'm still like fucked up.
I'm still struggling withfucking pain and muscle spasms
and hot burn, everything.
I take two more Pralisex.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I'm like I don't know , but I don't have time for me.
That's my problem.
I need to make more time for me.
So finally, on Sunday I got.
No, was it Sunday?
Saturday night?
On the way to Tavern I stoppedand got my Pepsod and I popped
one.
Even though I took.
No, it says one on the bottle.
(13:33):
Oh you read the bottle.
I did.
I read the box.
It says one.
We're making moves.
So I took one Saturday night.
I took one Saturday night.
I took one Sunday.
I took one today.
Today I'm feeling a littlebetter, but it's not 100% gone,
like it's still.
It's still a little.
That's so crazy, can youimagine?
So if you ever take doxycycline, don't lay down after you take
(13:57):
it, because it's a real thing,it will fuck you up.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
But like they give you these massive pamphlets and
they're like don't forget tolike, read this shit.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
It's like 50 paragraphs long and the writing
is so teen I can't even read itwith my readers on.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
There's no way I'm reading that shit, but the
pharmacist should have said oh,by the way, especially if it's
that bad and I read it was onthe label, I didn't read it On
the bottle or the pamphlet thatcomes with it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, on the bottle.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It was on the bottle and the pamphlet.
I mean, I read the bottle.
I didn't read the pamphlet, butI did read the bottle.
I just forgot it was my lastpill.
You had to read the bottle upat six o'clock the next morning
like I wasn't.
I was just like, okay, goodnight.
And I woke up.
I was like, oh, my god, what ishappening to me?
I suffered, I've been sufferinggirls, I've been suffering for
(14:49):
days.
Now sounds awful, it's, it's,oh, see it, just, it, just I
just swallowed.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It hurts.
This is not real life it hurtswhen I swallow.
This is it.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I don't know if the Pepsit.
I think it's working, but it'sreally fucking taking its time.
It needs to fucking work faster.
Like, can you just give me likea prescription for something
that like could work like 10times faster?
Clearly not.
He told you to go to the store.
Go to the store and buy Pepsit.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm like are you serious?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I've been here for an hour and a half, and that's
what you got Right.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I'd be pissed.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
He was 99% sure that that's what it is.
He's like you're in good health.
There's nothing wrong, right?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm like no, but there is there's something wrong
right here, and that's theworst when it's not like visible
, when it's a feeling and it'snot something that you can like.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
This poor guy was racking his brain.
He's like he's sitting theregoing.
I don't know.
I'm like doc, do you think?
Like a tumor grew on my throat.
He was like what like yeah, itjust grew, it just, it was in my
throat overnight.
He's like no.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
He's like no, I don't think it was that.
That's not how it works.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
He's like no, that's what I thought I was like oh, I
have a tumor in my throat.
Awesome, I'm going to die.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, honest to God, I'venever had hot burn in my life
because I've never had thisfeeling in my chest.
Oh my God, ever I've had acidreflex where, like it comes up
(16:27):
and then it goes back down.
It's almost like you threw upin your mouth, which is so gross
.
But that's what.
That's kind of what it's like,right that I've had that.
And then I just take like Pepto.
But you know, if you take toomuch Pepto, it turns your poop
black and it can turn yourtongue black.
What is happening?
So be careful if you take toomuch Pepto.
(16:47):
Is that on the label?
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I don't know, probably not, but it's happened,
so be careful.
Be careful, be careful withthat.
Oh my God, okay, get ittogether.
(17:16):
So, yeah, anyways, you got tobe careful with these
medications, these things.
They do weird shit to you.
Okay, all right, let's talkabout Britney, because that's
just as weird as what we'retalking about.
What is she up to now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Apparently, she married herself in a wedding
video and we were invited In awedding dress video what the
fuck.
And she says it was the mostbrilliant thing that she's ever
done.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I have so many thoughts and so many questions.
Why was it this more public?
I feel like she would have likea very public wedding or an
announcement like a something.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Well, I think what she did was she just posted, she
did it and then she posted iton Instagram.
That's bullshit.
And then it wasn't it just likeI mean People Magazine's
reporting it.
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
She's celebrating self-love.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
I mean, you can do that without marrying yourself.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
But, how do you marry yourself?
Yeah, I was just going to saythe same, like is there a
marriage certificate?
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
that.
Is there some sort of bindingagreement?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
She wore a wedding dress, she wore an ivory gown
and a veil, she posed for camera.
She had sting playing in theback, fields of gold I don't
know what that is and she saidtoday I married myself Brittany.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I have no words, I just, I don't know.
I have no words.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I just, I don't know, I don't know, either it's
bizarre.
She's fucking bizarre man, Ijust don't understand the whole
marrying yourself movement, butthen after that she made another
video of her wearing a whitesilk mini dress.
See that.
And white rimmed sunglasses setto the tune of run, baby, run
by cheryl crow yeah no, don'tknow that either so all right,
(19:06):
that's interesting turks andquesos.
Here I come.
Apparently she's going on ahoneymoon with her married self.
That does not sound safe at allshe's oh my god, I don't know, I
can't imagine Britney on likean airplane.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
She's probably so, like manic.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you look at the videos, I can't imagine she
looks like she's dressed up forHalloween.
Ooh, look at her.
She looks like she's dressed upfor.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Halloween.
Maybe Do we think it's like aHalloween thing.
It's like a joke halloweenthing.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's like a joke, I don't know.
Maybe it's like a like a spoof.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Maybe we'll find out after halloween, I guess.
Yeah, that's what she wasthinking.
I don't think so.
I think she's crazy enough tomarry herself she's a cuckoo
bird and I'm pretty sure she shethinks like she did something
really fucking cool.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, not at all.
I think britney is acting thisway.
Obviously she suffers fromsevere mental illness, but she
needs to stay in the public eyebecause she doesn't want to
perform anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
She just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
And how else is she going to stay relevant?
Acting crazy we all payattention to crazy.
We're all like ooh, what theyeah?
So that's, I think, her way ofstaying relevant.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, you're not wrong.
I mean A plus Fucking gold star.
She's doing a great job.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, Keep it up Because right now everybody's
focused on Diddy, nobody caresabout Britney, so she's like you
know what?
I'm going to marry myself andjust get publicity.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I'm over all things, diddy.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, I just don't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's getting so bad and there's so many people and
that makes it sad also Like Idon't want to hear anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
And then what really pisses me off is like, oh, all
these?
Today I was reading like, oh,all these people are going to
like settle out of court so theycan stay, remain nameless.
Like no, fucking convict themall.
Like, put them all in fuckingjail.
If anybody else had any role inthis.
No money, amount of moneyshould protect them, like if you
(21:12):
were a part of this mess.
When it's a mess, you getlocked up and put in the clink
too, I don't care how much moneyyou have.
There's no amount of money inthe world that's going to save
Diddy.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Why does everybody else get off the hook?
Well, I think because thehigher you are up in all of this
fucking mess, the less of abuffer you have.
So I think at some point helost his buffer and then he
became the buffer for theseother people.
So he's just in a really shittyposition.
That, and he pissed a lot ofpeople off.
(21:39):
A lot of people are saying itwas the tequila brand that he
was partnered with, that he suedthem, which made them really
angry and the house of cardsjust fucking fell wow yeah.
So if it wasn't them, I'm sureit was someone else that
probably was gunning for him fora long time.
And if you are patient, ifyou're not reactionary, if you
are patient, if you're notreactionary, if you can play the
(22:01):
long game shit like this alwayscomes to light.
You just have to wait for theright moment to push the right
button and just watch it allfucking blow up.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And it's blowing up.
It's so bad it's blowing up.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Every day is like a new person coming forward and
it's so gross, yep, yep.
So we have Brittany and we haveDiddy.
What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
I know what.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I know why.
And it's not going to stop,it's going to be like this is
going to go on forever becausehe's only just gone to jail.
No, I mean, it's going to beanother celebrity Like.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I read something about someone filing a sexual
harassment or assault somethingagainst Kanye.
Oh yeah, his former assistant.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Same thing with Garth Brooks.
Oh yes, his wife's hairstylisthas all these crazy allegations
and he's fucking turning aroundand suing her, oh yeah.
Yeah, he is.
So that's, yeah, he is thatsituation is kind of crazy,
because if he's innocent, thenabsolutely, of course, well
within his right to protect hisname right exactly brand all of
the things.
Yeah, but if he's guilty andhe's going after her, that's
(23:17):
fucking maniacal.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I want to believe he's not guilty.
I love him and I would be likeso shocked and I would just
probably never listen to musicagain.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't see like I see Diddybeing a fucking widow, but not,
oh, 100%.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
So I don't know, like Garth, outside of his music and
that's the weird thing too Likesome people, some celebrities
are much more private thanothers.
So, like in terms of likemannerisms, personality, like I
I don't know the fucking guy,but the case that this woman is
building against him and thewitnesses that she has and the
(23:56):
witnesses are very like uh arehis assistant, his manager, uh,
trisha yearwood, herself likepeople that are super close to
him and not so insulated, themore this kind of like comes
about.
oh, yeah it's so bad I know yeah, so bad but like what the fuck
(24:17):
is wrong with people?
Why are people so mean?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
why are people so fucking disgusting, like?
Why can't you just be normal inyour life and and enjoy your
fame and fucking your money, andespecially when you're famous,
you're famous and rich?
Why on earth do you have to dodirty things like disgusting
things, like why it's so andlike like there was um that
(24:44):
person I don't really want totalk about him, but like he's a
billionaire and he's in amassage parlor and like oh yeah
you know what I mean like in,like in.
Like the freaking ghetto offlorida.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah, like why so?
You have a mansion.
You can bring in any woman youwant, anytime.
You're not even married.
Like what are you hiding?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, he is now.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
But at the time he wasn't Right.
So it's like you're free to dowhatever you want.
You're a billionaire.
Why are you?
Why are you going to that level, Like I don't get?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
it Me either.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I do not get it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
It I don't know, I don't know if I was rich and
famous I'll be doing all thatshit, I'll be enjoying my money,
I'll be traveling.
Why would you want to doanything to like risk all of
that and lose it all and likeyou have hate to bring it back?
but like in terms of like diddy,he has like decades long worth
of accolades and accomplishmentsand no one's gonna give a fuck
about that anymore now likeeverything that you did to put
(25:44):
yourself in the position thatyou were in, you just threw it
away all of it, like, even likethese last couple of weeks, I
think.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Two weeks ago, a patriots player was detained
because he didn't I don't knowif something's wrong with his
license plate or his speedingwhatever he gave the cop a hard
time.
Last week, another Patriotsplayer was arrested for like
physical abuse and drugs and allthis stuff.
(26:14):
Hello, yeah, you guys arefucking famous as shit, right,
you're multimillionaires.
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, what are you doing?
Fucking famous as shit, right,you're multimillionaires.
What the fuck are you doing?
Like, what are you doing?
It's so strange, it's sobizarre, like it's wild to me.
Because, like you train hardevery day, you work hard every
day, your life is your sport,right?
(26:35):
And then the one day that youget to go out and have fun, you
beat up your girlfriend and dodrugs and like carrying a
firearm.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Right, you could have a million other girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Like what.
So why are you working so hardevery day and training so hard
and doing what you're doing?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
What's the point To be so disciplined in one area
and such a fucking mess, yes,and a shit show in another.
It's so crazy yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's so crazy.
Yeah, it's so crazy.
I think like three at least twoor three patriots players were
involved with the police overthe last couple of weeks, and it
was one then the other thanlike it's awful oh it's crazy.
Yeah, it's just crazy.
I don't understand, I don'teither I, I guess, I don't know
maybe fame I don't, I'm not, Idon't understand.
I don't either.
I guess I don't know.
Maybe fame I don't, I'm notfamous, I don't have any money,
(27:23):
so I don't know what it's like.
But maybe it does make youfucking crazy.
I don't know either, I don'tknow.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
So anywho, Awful what you got.
I don't know if you want tohear what I have.
Why not?
Because it's about Elon Musk.
I hate him.
I'm telling you there's areason why this guy is on the
(27:50):
path to be a trillionaire.
Wait, is he already atrillionaire On the path to be?
I don't remember.
I think he's on the path there.
I don't think he's there yet.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is this about the million dollar prize he's giving
people.
Every month he's giving away amillion dollars and now all the
um politicians in all thedifferent states are concerned
with what this is doing as faras the election goes, because it
could be some type ofpersuasion type rigging the
(28:20):
election like wait.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
So what's the criteria for him giving away the
money, like, what does theperson have to do to get it?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I have no idea no, I didn't even hear I just like was
looking through the internettoday and the headline was elon
musk giving away a milliondollars every month and state
politicians are concerned.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
That's like movie type shit.
Can you imagine being theperson that, like, receives the
random and maybe not so random,but like the one million dollars
from elon musk, like what?
That's literally the shit thatyou would watch on a tv screen.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's crazy yep, he's um must does daily one
million dollar.
Oh, it's daily.
Excuse me my bad.
One million dollar daily.
Hold on daily one milliondollar giveaway to registered
voters could be.
There's no, this is themtalking about him saying that
(29:18):
his daily $1 million giveaway toregistered voters could be
illegal.
Announced that he will giveaway $1 million each day to a
registered voter in thebattleground states, immediately
drawing scrutiny from electionlaw experts who say the
sweepstakes could violate lawsagainst paying people to
register.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well, that sucks.
It's too late to move.
So, Don't know exactly what allthe battleground states are,
but pretty sure Massachusetts isone of them, and he's given
more than $75 million topro-Trump super PAC.
Yeah, not surprised.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah, and he said he hopes the sweepstakes will boost
registration among trump voters.
So yeah, I can see where youknow where the problem might be,
because he's only given moneyaway to people in I want
receipts I want to know who isreally getting that million
dollars every single fucking day, every day.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Show me their shit.
Yeah, I want to know them and Iwant to know what they do.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
This is a one-time ask must hold the crowd.
Uh, shortly after announcingthe 1 million prize, just go out
there and talk to your friendsand family and acquaintances.
He's trying to get people tohave other people uh vote first.
Million dollar winner was namedsaturday with musk handing a
giant check to trump supporterat the his event in harrisburg
that's insane so he's givingmoney away to people in Trump
(30:43):
states.
Sure, you know, supportingTrump, which I can see how it
could be it could kind of be aproblem.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I mean yes and no, because if you're only giving
away a million dollars a day andwe're less than 30 days away
from elections, 30 fuckingpeople, they're not going to
rock the vote.
Like fucking give it away.
I think you're dumb.
Maybe there's more to the story.
Who fucking knows?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean I don't like him so Idon't pay attention.
When I see him in the news, Ijust kind of go past it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Well such a bozo he is doing something good with his
almost trillion dollars, lessthe million dollars a day he's
giving away.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
What's he?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
doing.
He's implanting or hasimplanted a second brain chip in
a human being why would anybodywant that?
Well, so here's how they'respinning it paid a million
dollars I mean, they probablyget paid a lot more than that,
but they're spinning it andsaying that.
(31:46):
So the chip will connect tolike electronics and things of
that nature, so that if you havelike parkinson's or some sort
of like motor skill, disabilitythen it'll help you still do
things without requiring like somuch help.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Okay, um, obviously that I can get behind, but if
it's really that.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, I know it's definitely like more than that,
but he wants to have it done to1 000 humans within like the
next 12 months oh, wow crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yeah, no, I'm not gonna be, there's gonna be a
chip in your brain.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'd do it, I wouldn't do it, I'd fucking do it 100%.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What if the chip malfunctions?
Then you have brain damage.
I mean, if I have some and youhave a perfectly normal brain
that works just fine right now,but he's not doing it to
perfectly normal people.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
He's doing it to people that are like, not
perfect I.
I was going to say somethingway worse.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I guess people need to meet a certain criteria.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
How about that?
How about that that?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
was a close one.
Yeah, so I, because I amperfect, I do not qualify for
this brain chip.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Neither do I.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, however, I do not qualify.
If the qualification starts tochange and he does let in more
perfectly perfect people, thenI'm fucking signing up.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yeah, let's go, it's like Black Mirror type shit I'm
down.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Who cares?
Yeah, no, I'm going to dieanyways, just make it fun All
right Thank you Whatever.
Maybe I can have like a fun.
Maybe we can have aliens at myfuneral.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
No, no Girl.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Those are my last fucking wishes and you're not
going to honor them Fuckingalien at your wedding?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, at my funeral.
How the fuck?
What am I supposed to get Blowup?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Ask Elon, he knows wherethey're at.
I don't like him.
Don't make me talk to him, garywill do it oh, he will he'll do
it for me yeah, well, he'llgive us some good lighting and
shit, make it look like fuckingaliens.
(33:51):
Like, yeah, just set all thisshit up.
She won't know the difference,she'll be dead great.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
So that way, if you don't gonna be ghetto awesome,
love that for us.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, it's gonna have open bar, so okay, then there
should definitely be aliens, andmusic seems like a party yeah
yeah, I have a playlist of 50songs that we listen to all the
time duh, gonna be the samefucking song, same liquor we
drink, that's it.
That's it.
Cold snap jacko, some vodka,some moscow m, that's it.
That's it.
Cold snap Jacko, some vodka,some Moscow mules, that's it.
(34:25):
What else do you need?
Oh, espresso martinis.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh, those are so good , yeah, so so good.
That's all we got.
That's fine, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
All right, that's fine.
That's all we got.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
And then the same music playlist and then it's
like we're it's like a regularday.
Well, okay, before we head outof here, I just want to say my
funeral will not be just anotherregular day.
Okay, let's fucking, let'sclear that shit right up all
right.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, I mean, if we're doing, if we're doing the
music playlist and the drinksthat we drank and like the dance
party, then it's gonna kind ofbe the same.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No, there's gonna be aliens and it's gonna be a
banger.
All right, that's a wrap, we'reout.
Thank you for joining us onthis wine-filled adventure.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
We would greatly appreciate your support.
Please follow and rate ourpodcast on apple podcast,
spotify or wherever you'retuning in right now.
So raise a glass.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Leave no behind and let's continue this journey
together.
Cheers.
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