A Rollercoaster of Sports, Comedy, and Southern Charm

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's not like we had a real boxing match, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's tomorrow, baby , yeah, chris.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Stevenson, I thought pulled up.
I love that that one talk aboutCanelo, canelo.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Canelo Remember.
Yeah Happy, that wasn't tooawkward.
What's up Canelo?
Oh Canelo, Canelo.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Remember happy Hispanic Heritage, happy Mexican
Independence Day, that today,tomorrow, tomorrow, I don't know
it's a whole weekend, it'stomorrow, that's all I know it's
tomorrow, that's because healways fight on Mexican.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Independence.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
That's going to be a good one Then you know it's
going to have everybody goingcrazy.
Yes, it is the Mexican versusthe Puerto Rican.
All these Latinas.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, bringing up on my free streaming service.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I know that's right.
Well, I'm already watching, hey, every paper.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I don't know where we at you said that I did.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I can neither confirm nor deny, ain't no such thing
as free streaming, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I am buying it.
I pay for mine On days anddazzing.
I'm paying a whole 150 bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I don't know what you talking about Allegedly yeah,
we pay for ours, it ain't free.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hey that's that nigga to the right of me.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm paying.
There's two niggas to the rightof me.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm paying, there's two niggas to the right of you,
mr Government.
I'm paying to go to a fightparty, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So, Mr Government, that's how he's paying for his
Paying to go to a fight partyyeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Nice Okay, yup.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Free 99.
It's the entry fee.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Did you say entry free?
Hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
This is the word of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast,
100% free.
We'd like to thank everyone forlistening.
We'd like to also tell peopledon't take us serious.
Some people listen, some peopledon't.
Some people listen too hard.
People don't take us serious.
Some people listen, some peopledon't.
Some people listen too hard,some don't.
I don't even remember half thestuff we even talk about.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
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Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, you ain't got to listen.
Don't listen.
Push the mute button.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Push the mute button.
Don't listen to us.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Change the channel.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Nigga.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like my man, uncle Bill would say stick around, you
may learn something when you'redone.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Exactly, hey, hey, hey Now anyway, this is your boy
the hostess.
What's the mostess?
The chocolate cupcake himself.
That's pretty good right there,because I say Hostess and
chocolate cupcakes, ding Dongs,yeah, ding Dongs, ho Ho, suzy

(02:52):
Q's, suzy Q's.
Remember, ho Cakes Y'all doknow them fast.
Ho's got to eat too.
You do know them fast.
Shout out to Pops.
I'm just asking, from FridayAfter I thought I explained
fasting.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hoes got to eat too.
You do know I'm fasting.
Shout out to.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Pops.
I'm just asking From Friday.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
After I thought I explained that.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hey, you know what Me and C talked about that this
morning.
Anyway, let us introduceourselves.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah but you ain't got to bring up all the food and
shit.
I am Bosco.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hey, you said you've been doing calisthenics and all
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I 48,.
And then you up here talkingabout food and shit and my
stomach is already fucking up,fucking up, growling and shit.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey dog, we got to get you right.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Joe Get some water and some tea.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Water and coffee.
Okay, water and coffee.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
All right, anyway, this is Bosco.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
This is.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Sherrod.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
To my left Alabama Joe baby Football season Hoorah,
yes sir, and what's that?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's that?
You forgot, nigga?
And to my left, roll Tide.
Superman is in the building.
How you gonna?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
forget Roll Tide Talking about some football
season.
Man, it's football season, rollTide, nigga Roll, damn Tide.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Roll damn Tide.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
It's like it could be .
It's the Nick Saban era.
We gonna see what goes on.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
It could be hello, it could be goodbye.
It could be Nick Saban airs up,we're gonna see what goes on.
It could be hello, it could begoodbye, it could be good
morning.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
So Roll Tide is like it could be pass me the ketchup.
Roll Tide is like sayingMotherfucker.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
The B word, or MF.
Yeah, what is Bernie Maxson?
It's a term in endearment.
It's a term in endearment.
It can be used as a Personplace now.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It.
It's like Pronoun Roll.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Tide Roll, tide, that's right.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Roll Tide it's better than that.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I said that to a lady one time.
She had Alabama shirt on.
I said, roll Tide.
She had rolled.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Roll Tide.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Roll Tide.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Roll Tide.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Did y'all ever see the Drewski?
I sent it to you.
Drewski.
What's his name?
Alabama.
What's that White dude's name?
Roll Tide.
They be doing that, roll Tide.
Y'all ever see the Drewski?
I sent it to you.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Drewski, and what's his name?
Alabama, what's that Whitedude's name?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Roll Tide they call him.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Oh the white dude, yeah the old white dude man,
that shit.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, godfrey, it's hilarious.
Oh, did he do a skit?
No, he he.
Just when he talk about beingin the south, he said you know
you're deep in this style oh godfor the comedian yeah they talk
to you and they mouth don'tmove you know, he's coming out
here soon too, I think that dudeis hilarious.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, no godfrey is real, real funny man that's a
big old man too though.
Oh, godfrey, yeah, we went togo see man.
We probably seen him three,three, maybe four times, like,
just like over the years ofliving out here.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
He does a lot of impressions too right.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, he can do anybody.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
He's funny.
And then don't let nobody tryto get on him in a crowd.
He can.
He can do anybody.
Well, body, somebody was drunkin a crowd and interrupting his
set.
He laid him down to sleep, likehe's trying to tell him, like I

(05:56):
have him.
What am I going to say to you?
Okay, the people at my tablemight think it's funny, but once
he get on you, everybody hereyeah.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
So, why do y'all even ?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
that's.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
That's a lonely island you know he used to do,
he used to just oh god no deal.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
He didn't need an excuse, he just started oh yeah,
he just started out him androbin harris yeah, yeah, right
robin harris was a yeah,original, yeah, that's he used.
He'd go in the audience.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
It was a wrap.
That's how Bebe's kids started.
Right, he started Bebe's kids.
I know he started Bebe's kids.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Because he dated a chick with some badass kids.
That's how that started.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You never dated one of them, bad kids.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, long time ago Long time ago.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Nah, nope.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Never I done.
Dated some long time.
No baby, baby, some other thanbad kids.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
See you know, yeah, I ain't date him.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I just just had to tolerate it, so I got some.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I don't even remember dating, Me dating?
I just used to get ass I didn'tdate.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't know if I truly I think I might have dated
one person.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Like, if you date and be like okay, you go on another
date.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Well, you had to date before you got married right.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Like I said I might have dated one person.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm like, nah, you hung out.
Yeah, I called him.
I just called it hanging out,just hung out with folks.
Yeah, we just got ass.
And it was like Netflix andchilling, until it was like no
Netflix and chill, all right.
And then, if she sit up hereand you know, if she was sitting
up here and was like I don'tknow if it's going to happen

(07:44):
tonight.
I was like I don't know if it'sgoing to happen tonight.
I was like I think you need tofind somewhere to sleep tonight.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I'm out we get that shit established for you to
leave the club.
I tell them all like hey, youknow what we're going back to
your place.
Well, I just met you.
I said well, you got to 1230.
Yeah, make your mind up,because I'm going right over
here to them, bromelos.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hey, there, you go right there.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
One of them of them gonna say yes, hell, yeah,
somebody gonna say yes, it'seither you or me.
You know one of them namedCynthia, always, always a
Cynthia.
Always that name, stream bigboned it.
Oh my god, cynthia, there'salways a Cynthia.
Always that name, stream bigboned it.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh my God, I would like to apologize to all the.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Cynthia's out there.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
If you a nice slim.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Cynthia, go ahead and send your pictures, that's
right.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Prove me wrong, Cynthia.
Nobody's talking podcast on IG.
It's just like if you drive aGeo Metro, Joe oh damn, she big
boned when she drive a Geo Shit.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, I knew some chicks that had a Geo Metro and
they weren't big boned, but itwas some big chicks and some Geo
.
Oh wait, no, no no, not, but itwas some big chicks and some
Gio.
Oh, no, no, no, not the MetrosI was thinking about the Prisms
man.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Them Gios came out, boy, them ties were hurting.
Hey, take it with me.
You had to align the car withthe motherfucker sitting in it.
He wouldn't know.
He wouldn't know.
Hey, just go on and sit inthere, keep pulling, just sit in
there.
She said keep pulling, keeppulling, just sit in there.
You're going to line him upwhile you're sitting in there.

(09:33):
Oh man, man, I'm done.
Man this shit's crazy man, jeez.
Yeah, another one is the Fordvan oh the Aerostar.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
The Econo van, not the Aerostar.
You know the.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
The Econo van, not the Aerostar.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know the the Econo van the Econo, oh, the big
box, the Ford van.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You know when they used to have you know how Dodge
had that sporty one with BAdrove a.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Dodge right.
Oh, that was the GMC wasn't it.
I thought it was a Dodge, ohwas it.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, See four of them had the little short ones
like that too.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, and then you know howpeople used to dress them up and
shit put the running boards on.
Oh hey my pop had one, had thespeakers built into that
motherfucker on the dash andshit.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Hey, let me tell y'all this Eight track at the
top.
Hey, this is so funny righthere.
My pop had one.
It was a Chevy.
Yeah, nice had the little blackand white TV in there.
It was blue, dark blue with awhite stripe in the middle.
Oh no, it was nice the bedwould lay down.
He used to take us to our gameswhen we was in, like this when

(10:38):
I was in eighth grade.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
He didn't have the table in there too.
Then the table no.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh, we did the table.
No, oh, we did.
Yeah, the table is where the TVsat.
Yeah, we sat the TV on there.
So now I remember, like one ofthe neighbors he was taking one
of the neighbor's kids to thestore.
You know she was special needs.
Yeah, you know, real big Brokethe damn chair, Like just sat in
it I sat in.

(11:04):
We was talking about big girlsbroke the chair, Pop, I know you
remember that too.
And one time, I think now youknow, my parents been divorced
forever.
So I'm telling you all now yougot me talking about the vans.
One time we was on no, not 5thAvenue.
I think I don't know if it wasmy mom or my sister, might have

(11:25):
been my mom, right, I was makinga left turn.
Turn the van over.
Dog, this shit.
Wait, this man been through somuch trauma.
Another time, I think, was thatit was a Friday.
I remember it was a Friday.

(11:45):
I remember it was a Friday.
We had a football game.
He was at my sister's drive andthen she backed up, turned too
sharp and backed into somebody'sdamn car.
It was some fancy car too.
This was at my high school, atSt V.
I'm sitting up here thinkinglike man.
I don't know if that van boywas hey, but when I drove it I

(12:05):
used to drive it too in eighthgrade.
One time we did get stopped,All the cop did.
The cop just told me I had togo get one of my buddies with
license, and so we just parkedit and we walked over to my
boy's house and we got in it andthen I just drove it home.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
My brother had one Eight track, everything yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, see, we were with ours.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
We had all those amps in there Power inverter, yeah,
and then you know, back thenthey just hooked shit up.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Twisted shit together .

Speaker 2 (12:36):
That shit was bumping them.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
But then, when you start that motherfucker up you
can hear the whole enginethrough the speakers and shit.
Oh yeah, no man, this was nice.
I remember it had the littleblue, uh, like the little fog
lights, and yeah, I was like.
So basically I think the story,the story boils down to niggas
can't never have nothing nice,nothing.

(12:58):
That's the moral of the story.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's the moral of the story.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm sitting up here, somebody turning it on the side.
Then obviously that was backedup, I don't know which one came
first, like as far as my sisterbacking in to somebody saying,
oh my God, I remember I had togo to school with these people
and you know, niggas try to pulloff like ain't nobody see you.

(13:25):
I'm sitting up here like, oh myGod, you lying.
I'm sitting up here like theyhad to pay this dude.
I remember it was like a nicelittle red convertible you know
folks had money.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was like damn there not be no Miata.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
It's probably like a Fiero.
No, it wasn't, it was nice.
It was nice.
I know the Miata.
I used to think the Fieros werenice no, no me too, it wasn't
cause my boy.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Tommy had the Porsche .
It was a 914.
I don't think it was a Porsche,I don't know if it was a Saab,
might I'll tell you that's.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I don't think it was a Porsche Toyota.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I don't know if it was a Saab.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Might have been a Saab or something.
Saab, that motherfucker wasshaped weird and the engine was
turned backwards.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I was just sitting there pure like man.
Listen, these cats just messingthis van up.
Then you get somebody in theredriving it.
That's Then you get somebody inthere driving it.
Hey, I used to drive it.
You know how.
You had the little teenageclubs.
We used to sit up here anddrive it to the little it was
called Photon in Copley.
We in eighth grade Sitting uphere, me and all my dudes we

(14:38):
driving out to the Photon Seestatute of limitations, they
can't come get us now becauseyou know I got my driver's
license.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I was 14, 15 years old.
Yeah, I know.
Huh, I know right, I never knowwhat he's doing, supposedly
Just throw allegedly on the end.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I think I may have not been licensed to drive yet.
Just say you misspoke, Imisspoke.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, I think I misheard you or misspoke
Misunderstood.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
No, you just lied.
The way I look at it shit.
Yeah, no dog People got tostart owning up to shit, you
know.
You know, I'm just saying Justlike you know, you like what you
like, just own this shit.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
That's how you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Exactly Own it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Own it, you like it.
You like big girls Own it.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Own it.
Who like big girls in here,raise they hand.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You like them little skinny Flat backs Own it, own it
.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Hey, you know what?
Are they flat when they bendover.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
I was just wondering.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
Got that little M right there, that nigga's seeing
cheekbones.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Got that little M right there.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
You can see her cheekbones.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Those who know what I'm talking about.
They laughing right now.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
That little M right there, yeah, they laughing right
now.
That little M right there, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
The flatbacks yeah, but they, you know that don't
exist no more.
I don't think I mean that mightbe one of two.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh yeah, no, not now, not now, not now.
Everybody trying to putEverybody doing their work,
everybody trying to putEverybody working out Yep.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Then you got the ones that don't want to work.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Everybody trying to put ass to the grass.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I'm just saying if they don't want to work out,
they go buy ass.
Hey.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh man, I meant to take a picture of this BBL.
I was going to send it to you,oh no.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, somebody had one.
Yeah, it looked bad huh Dog.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
She walked in.
Some of them chicks lookridiculous.
She had a BBL little legs.
Her titties was done.
Her lips was done.
You can tell her whole face wasdone.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
It looked a hot mess.
Huh, it's just like really youjust going to walk around like
this.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Did you get her number?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
No, hell no, I was going to take a picture.
I was like hey, let's take aselfie.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That's how you can tell the difference.
Let's take a picture.
How can you tell the difference?
You would have saw the picture.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
You know, though I mean I'm telling you Her booty.
You know how we do the wholecurved booty, nigga.
Her booty was like this Cameall the way in.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And went underneath.
It was like a P, a picture of aP.
That's how it went underneathand the P the witch, and I knows
it's her leg.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Tom, yes, yes, now see, I know back home that was a
whole family of them,motherfuckers.
We ain't never heard of no BBLback in them days.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Oh right, right, right, a whole family of them
motherfuckers.
But that didn't look ridiculousbecause you just knew.
But that didn't look ridiculousbecause you just knew, until
they had kids.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Shit them.
Motherfuckers carried a kid intheir ass.
Damn don't get me wrong I ain'tbullshitting.
You think I'm lying.
They walk around with a stomachflat.
They don't even know they'repregnant.
They go to my mom and say I'min pain.
You, finna have a goddamn baby.
Then carried it in that big oldass.
Now this is clear.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Motherfucker grew back.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
BBL Big fake titties Big fake lips.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Well, they're saying that you probably shouldn't get
one if you ain't had kids yet.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
What get a BBL?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, BBL and all that shit, tummy tuck.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Because if you're going to have kids, you get
pregnant.
That shit got to stretch.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah, that shit ain't going to stretch, so you almost
messing up your limitations.
You didn't pull your optionswhen you do that Right.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, you kind of messing up your option anyway,
because in reality ain't toomany men want that.
Listen, don't know.
Listen, I'm going to be honestwith you.
Nobody cares, I'd rather have aflat back.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Nobody cares.
We don't care about them.
Butterfly eyelashes We've saidthis a million times and we're
going to say it a million more.
The cumbrellas no, no See hownasty he gets.
That's what the name of him is.
I just try to call thembutterflies.
I'm trying to be nice, but okay.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Hey, tiktok University said they call them
cumbrillas.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
So you're just gonna leave it right there and let it
lower.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Leave it right there, just keep it from getting in
your eye.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I heard it burns man Last time.
Just keep it from getting inyour eye, it burns man.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
This is the last time .
I hit one of them in the eye.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
She said it burned.
Oh Lord, it burns.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
You should have said hey, where'd you put it?
We tried to be a nice Flush,your eyes.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
We tried to be a nice upstanding show.
We need some saline.
You need to put an eyewashstation In your house.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
We try to be a nice person and show Shit.
I got one and this dude.
Hey, it's an eyewash station Inthe garage.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Go get it Flush, burn the rubber and shit.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's saline solution In every bathroom.
Bro man, I don't even wearcontacts.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
This nigga said Every bathroom he rich yeah.
Gotta, do it Nigga we had onebathroom when I grew up.
Nigga oh, we had one, then wefinally got two oh, just two men
of us waiting in line hey, youknow, hey, that's when, when you
, hey, you start talking aboutoh yeah, oh, can I use the

(20:18):
bathroom?
Oh yeah, use the one as soon asyou, about use the one around
the corner.
You be like man, you know whatit is.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
It's probably the only one to clean Shit Some
bathrooms.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You don't want people to go into oh, you cast with
y'all's multiple bathrooms.
Make us jealous.
You go in the wrong bathroom.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
It'll be stockings and shit.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Makeup.
Right All kind of hairExtensions, shit hanging up from
the shower curtain.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Goddamn hair and shit everywhere.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
You better not use that good towel hanging up in
that bathroom either you don'tuse towel.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
You don't use no damn decorative towels.
That's what paper towels arefor Paper towels.
You don't want to come to thehouse and wash your hands and
dry them on a decorative towel,it's just there for decoration.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
It ain't for you to dry your hands why you got the
towel up there.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Decoration to make the bathroom look nice well, I
do have one to dry your hands.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That's why you have paper towels in the bathroom
raggedy towels.
You can see the rag.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
That's right next to the wash station.
Then you have the decorativetowels.
It's a whole set.
You know you ain't Supposed tofuck with.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
The decorative towels , oh, if they.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I couldn't mess with.
If they like Real, real nice.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah if it's.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Organized and shit.
I'm just like oh, I'm not gonnaWash my hands.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm just walking out.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm just yeah, exactly, if it's tied in a bow
tie, that's too nice, don't fuckwith it.
Y'all too nice.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
If you got decorative towels.
Normally people have papertowels, so you got paper towels.
You see the paper towels.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Don't use the decorative towels you got paper
towels in your bathroom, everyone of them.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
And baby wipes, flushables you are rich towels
in your bathroom Every one ofthem.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah, see.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I don't and baby wipes and flushables.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
You are rich and flushables.
You know how much paper towelscost.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Do you have paper towels in every one of your
bathrooms?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Not if you're shopping sales Nope.
Or Costco.
You gotta shop at sales orCostco.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I have a towel, but you're only using one bathroom.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Don't tell me you're that motherfucker that put water
in the soap thing.
I'll slap the shit out, youright now Water in the soap dish
.
I can't stand that shit.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
I don't even have a soap dish, soap container, so
you pump it if you want.
Oh yeah, I can't stand thatshit.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I was like man.
I want to slap the shit out ofme.
Somebody right now.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
What is wrong?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
with y'all.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Why do people do that with ketchup too?
Can't do it.
He give you that.
Look, Can't do it Because he'sa cooker.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
If it's at the last bottom and I'm the last one
going to use it, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, that's on you, I'm saying, if I'm the last one
going to use it then I'll do it,I won't put it in there and put
it back in the refrigerator.
I'm throwing it right in thetrash Like shaking it Can't get
it.
Ah no, you don't hear that.
You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Well, I mean that motherfucking water in the
refrigerator.
That's some fucking bullshitman you just took a pitch and
shit got a little pee on yourfinger.
You went shh, a number of watercome out.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
The motherfucker yeah no, that's terrible, I said
that's some bullshit, yeah whothe fuck does that?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Speaking of that, I need to refill my little.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
I need to refill my little.
Don't you put no water in thatshit?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, it's almost empty , so I'm going to refill it.
I can put it down.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
They sell refills.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
They sell refills, or you can just go to the dollar
store and get you amotherfucking big ass thing of
Downy for 99 cents and put thatin every one of your containers.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I put body wash in there.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Sometimes the body wash smell good All right, you
can go to the dollar store andget the soap.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You can get the soap for 99 cents 99.9.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
What else can you get from the dollar store?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Everything you need need.
Can you buy condoms?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Anything you want.
No, they don't have condoms.
They don't have condoms.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
They got baby wipes, though I don't even know they
got beer.
At the dollar store.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Fuck, yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Wait, you talk about the 99.9 cent store.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
They close those All of them.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Hey, they close them things.
In a week they all closed, yeah, when, yeah man man them things
been closed.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Oh yeah, you been out of state, I been out of state,
huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
The one on 75th.
I thought that motherfucker,that motherfucker used to have.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Everything I used to love going to that one.
That's the only one I went to,cause they had everything hey
people Took all that stuff Fast,yeah, real fast, yeah, real
fast.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Then the one on Glendale closed oh 67th and the
101 is closed.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Oh okay, the 99 cent right.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
The 99 cent only, but Dollar Tree's are going up the
99 cent only.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
But Dollar Tree and Family Dollar.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
I had never been to the Family Dollar.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Dollar Tree and.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Family Dollar are the same owner, so I go to the
Family Dollar to get some of mybody wash.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
He fucked up and bought the Dollar Tree and the
Dollar Tree dragging him down.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh is it?
I know some of them areconnected.
I'm saying you see, familyDollar.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Dollar Tree.
It's the same dude, same people.
I've seen one where it's aDollar Tree and a Family Dollar.
What's the difference?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's supposed it's a dollar tree and a dollar tree,
yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
yeah, what's the difference?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
I mean, I don't know it's supposed to be a dollar.
I know it's a dollar tree.
No, it ain't none of that stufffor a dollar.
I know one thing Don't buy noaluminum pans from that
motherfucker I know that much.
I'll go in there and get moviecandy.
Where else did I get it?

(25:50):
They stopped selling it atWalmart.
Targeted a little bit, I gotAmazon.
Then I was like you know what Ifound out?
When I Googled, family Dollarpopped up.
I was like I'm passing theseall the time.
So I walked in there and saw it.
I was like, oh, I'm back inbusiness.
So now when I go in there I buylike five or six.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I give you a list of things not to buy from Family
Dollar.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
All I'm going to go get is body wash.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
being honest, Don't get no loon and pans.
Got no motherfucker going tocrumb it up.
See, he's a cooker, I don'tcook.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Don't get no motherfucking candles, because
they ain't got no scent to them,motherfuckers.
Once you light them, it's justsmoke, don't, motherfuckers?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I don't know if that's my little they smell good
.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
when you open them up , ooh, they smell good.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
You like them motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
ain't got no scent You're supposed to get candy,
drink sodas candy.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
They have a good thing on.
Coke or cheap little birthdaybags or something real quick.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I get.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
They used to have raspberry coke, yeah something
like that.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Fuckers.
Anybody remember the vanillacoke?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, not the vanilla, it mighthave been orange vanilla Like
how you felt about the raspberrycoke.
Look, I'm about to go, it's thevanilla cream, I think.
I think what I remember becauseI used to always get, I think,

(27:20):
the orange vanilla Coke.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, the label was orange.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I know it was real, real good and I needed to come
back.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Just like I needed the strawberry vanilla shake,
the orange vanilla, like thepopsicle Orange vanilla Remember
the popsicle orange vanillaremember the popsicle, the ones
that was like they was likeorange sherbet and they had the
ice.
The the motherfucker was goodboy they was good.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
See it was.
It says it right here coke,orange, vanilla, just the one
I'm talking about right there.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
That was it where they located at.
They ain't no more.
I used to always get them fromMexico like the Shell gas
station.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Let me see if any of them say pick up probably got
how that shit delivered.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
I don't want it.
No, they probably had a littlesomething in there, cause I used
to drink on it like ooh likeman hey, I do have something for
you.
You you watch receiver, right?
Yes, you watched all of them,uh, all except for the last one.
Oh see, I'm only on like four,did you?
So you saw the one with, uh, uh, armand Ross St Brown?

(28:29):
His pops had his kids liftingearly, right, right.
So I know when I was watchingit, you know, remind me of my
pops, you know, because wealways, he always had me doing
stuff from like six, seven, likehit your sprints.
You know all this stuff.
But remember when he told himto drink a coke yes, it was like

(28:50):
it was during the game he saidI guess he left him a little
mobile message if you hear thismessage, drink a coke.
I guess you.
I guess he left him a littlemobile message If you hear this
message, drink a Coke.
I guess he was just telling himjust get a little Coke in your
system.
I mean, you know how now, likeas athletes, you say the water
and the Gatorade, that stuffdon't give you no boost.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Coke had a lot of sugar, so what I'm?

Speaker 1 (29:10):
going to do next time we hoot, I'm going'm having a
little Coke.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Slam, a little Coke, let me get that I'm going to
drink a sip.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Let me take a sip, I should have drank one today when
we was working out, because itprobably has the same effects as
pre-workout.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I can see that Just like drinking a Mountain Dew.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
But I get probably why he wouldn't?
Because what I know the Popswas Like when you're doing stuff
as a kid, you know it has adifferent effect.
You don't think about it.
When you become an adult youstart thinking like that stuff
like sitting in your system andyou start being like, oh man,
you know, I'm just assumingBecause you know his Pops was a

(29:50):
bodybuilder.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
He was what two-time?
Yeah, he was what Two time.
Yeah, he was two time, mrUniverse, being since Coke, my
favorite, they do they do wakeyou up.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
What, oh, you said which one.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Oh Coke, oh yeah, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, no I like, so you, you Coke over Pepsi.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Hell, no, fuck that.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
So you like Pepsi over Coke?
I'm Pepsi over Coke, are you?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I used to be that way .
When I was a kid, I liked Pepsiover Coke.
But as I got older I liked Cokeover Pepsi.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Man, coke, pepsi was just too sweet.
I did the Coke challenge and Idid the Pepsi challenge.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
This one so you liked the Pepsi All day long Now.
Pepsi's good.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yo, it is.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
It is, but it's sweeter.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
When I like.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Pepsi Coke is like drinking brown beer, man.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm drinking Dr Pepper for all of them, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I like Dr.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Pepper.
Now I'm a.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Pepperhead what Dr Pepper's horrible.
Hey, my Uncle, tony, stopyourself, take a little sip.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Shout out to Uncle Tony man, he love Dr Pepper.
I remember I used to sit uphere and talk to my cousins.
They'd be like oh, I see yourpop got a Dr Pepper in there,
you know, when you're littlekids.
So we used to just sit with therefrigerator open and just look
at it, because we knew wewasn't going to touch it, or you

(31:08):
were just going to lie youbetter not touch it who drank my
Dr Pepper.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
You finna get a whoop in.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I know and know you gonna whoop your ass Make it so
bad it could be 36 of them,motherfuckers.
Right, no exactly.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
You take one of them.
Yeah, who got one of my?
We got the cheap stuff, theShasta.
Yeah, there you go, we got.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Shasta.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
You mess around.
That's why I drink to this day.
I drink Dr Pepper Because Iwasn't allowed to drink his and
I always wanted to and I waslike oh, I can get my own what
was?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
that shit called I can't drink.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Big K I'm trying to think of the generic version of
Dr Pepper.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
What was?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
it called Dr Thunder.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Dr Thunder.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I couldn't drink Big K.
None of that shit.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
That shit, don't even tickle your nose when you drink
it.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
But if you drink it out, the can like the generic.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I can't do two liters , or if you do the two liter, it
got to be gone.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
You know you done had that soda.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
But here, take this baby.
You going to that party, yousitting up here, but like now,
that's the one.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
But you know, when you got older, you got that two
liter.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I gotta have name brand stuff, man.
I'm like you know, when you'reolder you got that two liter you
know, I was like man, I candrink this whole thing myself,
my mama ain't gonna yell at me,my dad, yeah oh listen, I'll
open up this door right now,with the air conditioning on
Right.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Take that two liter to the head Hell yeah, hell yeah
.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I was like man, I ain't did that before Real.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Be like this is all mine.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
You just take a sip pour some of the last.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You eat that whole.
You eat that whole bowl ofcereal, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I mean as a kid.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Whole box of cereal.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
All right Coke as a kid like that, you know, cause
they had so many good shit Likeno listen the great knee high.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, no, sonkits.
Oh yeah, as a kid.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Mellow yellow?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, we will.
I'ma tell you we would haveCoke if I went over with my boy,
jeff Grubbs.
Now, obviously, you know I'mfrom the inner city, but my Jeff
Grubbs, that's my white brotherright there.
So I mean I would literally goover to his house, grab

(33:23):
something out of therefrigerator, say hello and walk
back to the crib.
That's how close we were but,wait, hold on.
I'm saying that because theyalways had like Coke, pepsi and
all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yeah, we wasn't getting like the Coke, unless
you went to McDonald's and belike here, give me a Coke or
something, you know, like yousaid we was getting Nehi Shasta.
Yeah, yeah, we was getting that.
I don't even remember, I think,probably until we became adults
.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
But the thing is like down there, though they send
you to the store to get a Coke.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
They would just say go to the store and get me a
Coke or get me a pop right thatman everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but see youknew, depending on the tone or
the voice which one they wantedTrue.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
That's true man, this nigga living through osmosis.
I got shit asking.
They called everything a coke.
They called everything Go getme a coke.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
You know that meant a coke.
But you already know.
Then she say give me a coke.
That meant like a motherfuckingknee high or something.
My pop's coke was a Coke.
You got any Coke?
You got a Coke 45.
Or a pop.
They say give me a pop.
You know what I?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
mean.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Bring me back a pop, all right, you didn't even have
to say what kind, depending onthe voice.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
All I wanted I think my pop, I do remember them
getting seven.
Okay now, on Fridays.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Mama likes Sprite On Fridays, like you know.
Like payday.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh man, we used to get the little pizza.
I remember I used to get thislittle shrimp dinner.
It was like $4.
It was $4.50.
You know a little tiny littlepopcorn, popcorn, shrimp and
fries, sometimes had a littlebarbecue sauce on there.
You'd be like man and the 7-Up.

(35:17):
I was like man.
This is what living life isright here.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
You know what $4 could have got you at Greer's?
A big old carton of juice, abag of goddamn potato wedges.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Two pieces of chicken .
Hey, but listen Tell me thisyou feeding like two people.
Two people eating for $10.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
That's nuts I'm talking about, with your drink.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
French fries, everything.
And you got leftovers because Imean I'm a little kid, so you
know I couldn't eat all of it.
So I ate something the next,like the next morning, for $10.
Man, try that now.
I went to Subway Now somebodywas talking about the meatball
subs.
I ain't had one in a minute.

(36:00):
I was like man, you know, letme get one Dog listen, I thought
she was joking.
I got two cookies, the 12-inchmeatball sub and a large drink
$18.71.
I'll pull up and show y'allright now.
So I would leave like a littletip, you know, because they're

(36:22):
my people right there.
I left like a dollar.
So I'm sitting up here and I'meating that sandwich.
I was like this shit isdisgusting, but I ate it.
$20?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Hell yeah, I said man , I will never.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
I always get the Black Forest ham yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
I was like you know you on the go here, let me just
hurry up, I get the cold cut.
We was just talking about Atthe shop.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Let me get the.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Meatball Cold cut Can't fuck up ham.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
No, no, I always get Black Forest ham.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Ham and bologna.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
For some reason you can't fuck that up, but that
just makes you mad, though.
Yeah, you just up here $20nigga.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I'm mad still like god damn this was like two weeks
ago.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
You do this five days a week, that's $100, and if you
eat out twice a day, nigga,that could be $200 a week and
who you eat out twice.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I'm sorry I didn't eat now twice a week.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
If you did, I said who you eat out with.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
My bad you be going out and eating shit.
Every once in a while, not allthe time.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Hell.
No, we make up our shit.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Come on, silky, tell him.
We know that nigga fancy.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, he fancy like that.
He stay in the gatedneighborhood.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
And you don't live in the gated neighborhood.
And you don't live in a gatedneighborhood.
No, it ain't gated, but it'sgated.
We already know he live in agated neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
His is truly gated.
Mine does not have a gate.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
You been to Taco Boy's over there.
You been to Taco Boy's by yourhouse over there I heard they
were good On 91st.
I meant man, Taco Boy's good,Shut your mouth.
I'm gonna have to go.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Is that Mexican yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Oh no, Shit Don't you get the grilled chicken.
See, you're trying to fuck upmy eight pack.
I stay away from the Mexicanfood.
That's why you get that.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
See how that nigga's built.
Hey, what happened last time?
You told him when you saw himat Metro Center, you was like,
oh you starting to look like me.
Now look at him.
Look what you done turned thisman into.
He done went vegan.
He 203 or 202?
, 203.
203.
, still putting out 315.

(38:29):
Strong, what are you trying tosay?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
I'm just saying you know when we man it sound like
you trying to.
That's an underlying thingright there.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, you looking at it like that no, I'm just saying
though no, I ain't looking at itlike that you insulted him,
because that's your fuckingforte, though Underlying shit.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You hear this dude, just say the shit and get it
over with.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Nigga, you shop at Kohl's.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Say the shit and get it over with.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Listen.
I told you I ain't never methim.
We're shopping at Kohl's.
Kohl's is expensive.
I walked in there.
It's right next to the gym.
I said I'm going to Kohl's, I'mgoing to get something.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Everything in that motherfucker champion man.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I walked up in.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Kohl's they got some Nike shit in there.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
It is expensive as hell.
Look, it ain't gonna be likethis, but that's the amount of
money oh man, you gotta get somecole's cash.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, they nike, they nike.
Cole's nike shirt fit just likethem square shoulder white
clothes nike shirt they like,they on the hanger that's where
the fit you can't get one, youcan't get one

Speaker 4 (39:29):
to touch your traps and that be all out here like a
bra, you want to touch the trapsand shit.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
That motherfucker be all out here like a bra and shit
.
Like a bro, I'm like man, whothe fuck made this motherfucker?
This can't be a real Nike shirt.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Oh my Lord, it can't be.
This is the beginner.
That's why that's the beginner,because you know a lot of those
big like Nike pulled out a lotof department stores and stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
They pulled out a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
They pulled out a lot of department stores and stuff
they pulled out, a lot of stuffthey pulled out, but they're
still in.
Kohl's.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
They must have some bootleg shit, just like they get
the bootleg.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Like.
They pulled out some of likeMacy's, some of the.
I think I don't know if theypulled out Macy's, but like
Dillard's Some stuff is in there, but yeah, yeah, they did.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You know how you get those bootleg Levi's.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
You ever seen them?
They said the bootleg Levi's.
Yeah, the motherfucker, comeall the way up here.
Right stop, right about here.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
You can see your puke hairs and shit Levi's fit good
man, you get a pair of bootlegs.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You can tell them, though, because they got the red
patch on them.
They got the red patch on them.
You go try the motherfuckers on.
You.
Ain't going to get them pastyou in the next You're like what
the fuck is this?

Speaker 4 (40:47):
It's like the machine needed to be calibrated.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I'm serious they like hip huggers or whatever the
fuck it is.
Target sale, levi's too.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Hey, don't get no fake ones, man, I'm telling you
Look at that patch on there.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
When they say that 32 , what is it?
You're probably 24.
32, 34.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
He said I'm 24.
I'm 32.
32, 34.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
32, 34.
That motherfucker in red.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Hey, I'm going to wear that motherfucker right
there.
Hey, I got some nice.
I have some nice Nike slacks.
I'm telling you, tell me, I gotsome nice Nike slacks.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I might wear them for you.
Put that motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
You said you were man .

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I was like man, these dudes is out of control, we a
little out of control weactually pretty tame today, man,
I'm down.
No man, we just sitting heretalking about it.
We ain't even got to it.
Tyree's going to jail.
For what?
$73,000 child support?
God damn.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Y'all ain't see that he ain't going to jail, for that
is he.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I mean listen.
Obviously he's proving a point.
I think he just did it.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I'd go, I'd go too Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I think he just did it just to prove a point and to
bring awareness Because he wasgetting arrested and I think he
had a show.
Once again, we do not factcheck, I only know what I heard.
I heard this on the street.
Anyway, look it up real quick,please.
I know he it was $73,000.

(42:23):
And obviously he got $73,000 to, you know, to pay.
But I think he was just likeman and a lot of people were
sitting up here saying man, itdoes not, especially when you
with your kids and stuff anyway,and we talked about this man,
it don't cost no $10,000,$20,000 to raise no damn little

(42:44):
babies.
Man, to raise no damn kids.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I remember him in an interview.
He said we didn't spend thatkind of money on them when we
was together.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Duh.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
It's just crazy that they base it off of.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Come on, dude, they don't base it off that.
You know he's been making alittle bit because he's been
making a little music, so he'sbeen making money from that.
And then he got that movie 1992, out.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
And I am going to talk about.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I went to go see Brandy's front room.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, I want to see that.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm going to tell you this right here, whoever.
I'm looking it up right now,because I want this lady to get
her credit.
Obviously, we know BrandiNorwood, her beautiful self.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
You talking about the mother-in-law?
Whoever?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
played that.
I'm telling you she deserves anOscar.
I've seen her somewhere, though.
She deserves an Oscar dog.
I'm like I thought it was.
I was like is this like CGI orAI?
I'm like is this lady really Idon't know.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Like I said, I'm a bad judgment of Tyrese Gibson.
He was ordered to pay $10,690 amonth in child support to his
ex-wife since September 2022.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
He was supposed to pay $10,000?
.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
That's not bad.
No, no, that's a month.
Yeah, that's a month.
He only paid $3,500 each monthfrom October 2023 and owed
$28,000 at the time.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Wait, $3,500 ain't bad if Because I'm pretty sure
he's paying for a bunch of stuffand they probably own his
benefits I mean, thinking aboutit they probably like, oh well,
$3,500.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
My thing is, I don't know why they just won't go for
joint custody.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
It'd be hard for him to get it though Joint custody.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Why not why?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
If you go for joint custody.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You can pay half of that.
You just got the kid half thetime.
But still I'd go for jointcustody.
I don't give a good god damn, Iwouldn't pay her that money,
not no, $10,000.
I'd say, look, we'll do jointcustody or I'd go joint custody.
Maybe he ain't got the money ifI was joint custody, I don't

(45:15):
know.
But I know he was complainingabout they had to pay the
lawyers and stuff and all thatshit.
He had to pay lawyers.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Oh, you know her name .
Oh, you know her name.
Oh well, I'll get to it.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Let me see I can.
I can.
I'd go to jail, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
You'd go to jail before?
Yeah, before paying the 73?
Yeah, no, because you know, Imean you know he can play.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I mean, I'm sure he did it out of to raise awareness
and out of spite, but but a lotof times I don't know.
I don't know how these peopleoperate or whatever, but some of
the people I know paying childsupport and they go visit their
kid the motherfucker sleeping onthe floor and they still want

(46:05):
you to the motherfucker'ssleeping on the floor and they
still want you to get more money.
No, that's not enough.
I'm not here to keep you andGucci and gold.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
We're here for the kids.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Exactly, I'm not here to keep you and Gucci and gold
for the kids.
What are an 8-year-old girlgoing to do with fucking $73,000
?
I agree.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
It should go into a trust fund.
Absolutely no way.
I am not coming over here and Ido not want to see none of my
kids in a Balenciaga Right.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
For real and they four or five years old.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
It's just like you buying you can take them to
Target and get that same cutelittle outfit.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
No, but it's like when they put their little
one-year-old in J's and shitlike that.
Oh, I know huh, and he going togrow out up next week.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
That don't make no damn sense.
I'm guilty as charged because Iwill do that.
But just the J's though.
I ain't going to put them inGucci.
You got to get the whole outfit.
I ain't going to get.
I ain't going to put them inGucci.
You got to get the whole outfit.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I ain't going to get.
And then I, you know, like Jumpman outfit, get the whole
outfit.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Hey, you got to look like your dad, get him one of
them, little fake tattoos andshit put on him.
Hey, you got to look like yourdad.
I'm going to put a littleheadband on him.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
That shit's crazy.
I'm going going to do it thatone month.
He going to want that shit allthe time.
All right, look.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
At what age?
At what stage is the kid at?
The longest as far as clothes?
Okay, so if you got your kidsome J's at one month, they're
growing out of them in a week,two weeks.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
They started getting a sense of style when they're
about two or three years old.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
What I'm asking is if you bought a pair of J's at one
month, when do your kidactually?
Obviously, I don't have a kid.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It goes fast.
You shouldn't buy them until atleast nine ten.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
My question is If you buy a pair, when do they grow
out of it?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
The next week.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
That's what I'm asking the next week.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Buy them a size too big.
Let them learn to walk in them.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Take your hands to other mothers Other mothers is
good.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Other mothers is good , damn right.
Other mothers is good.
Oshkosh bagash, cheap Oshkoshbagash, hey Oshkosh bagash.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I don't know nothing about that, oshkosh.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, that's old school right there, carter's
ain't cheap.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
I heard motherfuckers say that which one?
My kid ain't wearing no hand-memoney to buy food.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Ain't that crazy.
Okay, the thing is, the kidsdon't really care you dress them
up, they don't.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
I mean, you do what you want.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
When I be saying the Nike stuff, I really don't even
care, or even Nike, adidas, puma, they don't.
But when I be saying the Gucci,I'm telling you I saw some
little, I don't.
But when I be saying the Gucciand dude, I'm telling you I saw
some little.
Well, I don't think they were,I don't think they were
Balenciagas, but I know I sawlike a little Gucci outfit, like

(49:15):
the little uh Gucci, uh diaperbag.
I'm sitting up here like man,that's too much back.
I'm sitting up here like man,that's too much.
This was at the park.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
At the little railroad, the railroad park.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
I'm sitting up here like you gonna spend all that
money.
You gonna put diapers in it Forreal.
So I wonder, if they makehigh-end designer pampers,
probably you got the money.
You know what I mean.
Like you go to Stowe and getsome pampers, probably you got
the money.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
You go to the store and get some pampers, get some
cotton, diapers.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
It's $1,003.
They ought to be ashamed ofthemselves if they do.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
No, but I'm just saying, though, you're like my
kid got to wear Gucci.
That's all you're going to wear, but you're going to put $10
diapers on it Ain't that funny.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Diapers you can be changing in 10 minutes.
Though you might go through,they're kids.
You're changing all that.
Six, seven diapers a day.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I remember one time my kid wanted some boots.
She wanted them so bad how oldwas she?
She was about seven or eight oh, okay, well, at least that's
but no for her.
But no, I got her these bootsand shit.
Is she wearing them, I comehome.
Yeah, she wore them Next thing.
I know she was racing in themother.
Oh my Lord.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
See, that's what kids do, man man, you get some new
shoes.
Now you go.
Okay, you're going to be goodwith them.
These boots are going to makeme fat you couldn't wait to put
them on and go play footballWalk around and shoot a call
around on the floor and rub thegun.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Well, you use it for what it's meant for.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Dude man, you put them things on black.
Oh, I'm giving these niggasbuckets tomorrow at recess.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
I'm just saying if your kids are five or six years
old, but maybe not back then,you should buy them some work
boots.
But now they just sit up andplay fucking cards.
You probably need to get them afucking lap pillow or some shit
.
Motherfuckers, don't do shit.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
They don't play games and shit.
Yeah, they don't do nothing.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
They don't do nothing , and they have an attitude when
you try to talk to them.
Motherfucker, take this shitand put a hammer to it.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
This is my money.
You know, I pay for all thisstuff.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
All of it, I know, you know, and then you like the
chances of you like being agamer and making a career out of
it is probably pretty slim.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Being a what A?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
gamer oh, oh, like a professional gamer.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I talk to my boys about that all the time, Like
preach.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Y'all better get a real job.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Do they have?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
like little Twitch accounts and stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
You know, I don't know if they have, I'm sure they
do.
But you know, what I used totell my kids is, you know,
because I'd be like what do youwant to do, YouTuber, and stuff.
I'm like, well, you can't dothat because the person you're
watching is already doing it.
So they got a million views,two million views, which is
going to draw you away from them?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
What's going to make you different?
You're talking about them.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
content creators yeah , but that's what these gamers
are doing.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
But they do have professional gaming leagues.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, no, they do, yeah they do, you know, they get
scholarships.
They have the percentage themain event is in Vegas.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
The percentage is so small.
Oh yeah yeah.
The main event every year inVegas.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, but that's very far in between.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
It's almost like.
It's just like going to thepros, yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
It's just like sports , yeah, I mean you go to college
and then you got to get drafted.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Hey, if shit, if you don't get drafted, you sign as a
free agent or whatever, and youstill just kind of like, like
Gran.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Turismo.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
That shit ain't going to happen.
I'm like, hey, I can't eventurn a corner.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
So I know I'm not going nowhere Like Gran Turismo.
Ain't nobody going to come toyou and say hey, since you're so
good at this game, we want youto fly this plane.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Hey you do have to watch that game.
I need to get 15.
That was good.
Did y'all watch it?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
yeah, it was good.
Wasn't that a good movie?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
yeah, it was, I'm gonna have to check it out.
And dude was legit.
Yeah, he was alright.
They make these games so realbut the thing is though cause.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I was talking to my son about joining the Air Force
and you were talking about beinga fighter pilot.
I'm like bro you need to go flythe drones.
That's the way technology is.
It ain't going to be mannedaircraft.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
It's going to be drones, yeah, but to fly a plane
you got to go to OCS.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah, yeah, I understand that, but a lot of
it's— yeah, go to the Air ForceAcademy.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's what Itold him.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I'm like, hey, you're going to try to find one of
these drones, even the Well.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I mean it still works , but yeah, nah, you think about
it though.
Technology is going to go away,but you're not going to have a
whole squadron of drone flyersShit.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
No, you're not.
Why not?
I don't know.
You're not going to have awhole squadron.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
These cats they serve , so you're going to be like no.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I'm just saying you're going to have like 12
people flying fucking drones.
No, you're going to have three,two or three, yeah, and that's
it.
And then else it ain't know whoyou know who you blow.
Oh my lord, it ain't.
I'm just saying it's just likeeverything else.
You think you're going to getall promoted and shit because
you're good.
If you want to, that shit ain'tgoing to happen, shit.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Shout out to Corey Holcomb this cat.
He said he was telling thisstory with, I guess right, Eddie
Griffin really left Hollywood.
He went into one of them,higher ups executive's offices
remember how he's saying who youblow, or whatever and he said
the cat's thing was just outdangling like how big of a star

(54:57):
do you want to be?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Oh yeah, I heard Eddie Griffin.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
He's like dude, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
And I just heard him today.
Matter of fact, he was talkingabout how he was somewhere in
California and then, because hedid a show in Louisiana or
somewhere, and they said we gotthese two local artists that
want to get on Before you go on,right, and he said, well, bring
me in, let me see what they got.
And he said it was Master P andMystical.

(55:29):
And he said them niggas gotthis spit.
And he didn't know what thefuck they was saying, but that
shit was funky.
Right, right, right so he saidOkay, he put them on right.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
And he let them go on .

Speaker 2 (55:39):
And shit fast forward .
He was in LA and he said thismotherfucker get out the car
with big gold teeth and shit.
And he said hey, you rememberme.
Yeah, you, master P, I ain'tgoing to forget you.
He said shit and he said yougot a script.
And he said he went home andgave that motherfucker a script
to the movie he had.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And Master P gave him a million dollars Right there
on the spot.
He said ever since you put uson stage up there, all that shit
been good for us.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Like damn Master.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
P.
Yeah no, that's a solid dudeman.
All right, master P and MCHammer.
Right, people make all thesejokes with Hammer Shit.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
They don't make jokes .
You know how they talk aboutHammer.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
don't hurt him.
Yeah, no, that's truly yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
See, you hurt him.
No, that's truly what's hisname from third base.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Yeah, that motherfucker still scared me.
I'm more scared of MC Hammerthan Suge Knight.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
That motherfucker third base still, who is it?
Serge?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, they ran down on him at the mall.
They had to call it off, likethey was waiting at the bottom
of the escalator.
Damn From Oakland MC.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Shit Red man said he got up on him.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Ain't that crazy.
Hey Redman said no sir.
He said no sir.
He said I don't let nobody talkabout my mama.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
He said duh he walked him down for that shit.
I don't let nobody talk aboutmy mama, yup.
And then one dude was sayingthey pulled up on Ice Cube at
his house.
Yep Called him outside and hadhim saying yes, sir, damn.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Dog MC.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Hammer.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Hey, the coldest thing was, they asked too short,
right.
He said you believe that MCHammer put a hit out on third
base?
Oh yeah, I saw it For such andsuch amount of money, right, and
he said.
He said I don't believe thatwhy?
Because he said Hammer couldhave got somebody to fuck him up
for free.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
He ran Oakley man, yeah, I'm like damn yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
That dude is highly respected.
I always mess with MC Hammerboy I loved.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Hammer man you put on you Can't Touch Us right now or
when they play that they got apair of them pants.
Or when they play that let'sturn.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
They got a pair of black ones.
Boy, yeah, that was a shit.
I'm zipping motherfucker Allthat white shit.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
If that stuff.
Come on right now.
I will have a heart attack youdidn't have no parachute pants.
You.
No, I never had the pair ofshoes, not you, I had a pair of
them.
Well, I had the pants with allthe zippers.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
You talking about the little baggy, the little baggy
hammers?
Yeah, you don't zip them up.
All that white shit fall out ofthem.
Yeah, Shit.
And had the black and whiteshoes too.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
I know I did mess with a hammer, though, because I
only wore it one day that wason a Friday.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Got my hair picked out.
You remember them days youplait your hair and shit Plait
it up on Wednesday so you canpick it out on Friday.
God damn it Shit.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Y'all think of bullshit.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yo, it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Shit, how many of y'all remember the hot pick?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
I remember the hot pick, the chicks that would come
with that little burn mark ontheir ear, the skull, that's.
That's the hot cone.
Oh no, I remember the hot pick.
Yeah, the chicks that wouldcome with that little burn mark
on their ear to school.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
No, that's the hot cone.
Oh no, I remember the hot coneI remember the hot pick.
The hot pick was a pick, but ithad the heating element between
every one of the-.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, so you
plugged that motherfucker in.
Get the pick in that shit up.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
Shit Uh-uh Like a hot pick babyhad your hair looking like it
was in a fire.
Heartbeat Shit.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Then you had to pat it down.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
All right, man Pat that shit down boy the pat.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
That was the good old days right there.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
The good old days, damn right Free lunches, with
free lunches you hear that.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Free meant free.
You said free lunches.
You hear that free meant freenot you said free lunches.
Yeah, I said free meant freethem days oh now like, well,
it's free, but you gonna have towork for it.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Man, listen it's free , but it comes with.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah, remember our parents used to bake you mean, I
can take this for free goodsfor the kids if you want to if
you have a significant other,want to send something with the
kids, and they just sitting uphere like no, they say
everything got to be wrapped.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Wrapped, you got it.
Can't be no peanuts, disclosewhat you got in it, no you can't
bake cookies and take them toschool.
No, more yeah, no it has to bebought at the store Cupcakes,
all that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
They crazy as hell.
And then if you invite oneperson to a party, you got to
invite them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Man, they that's right.
They tell you right there.
That's why all y'all littlekids are suckers.
If you bring candy to school,you got to have enough for
everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Man listen.
Remember when they used to lineup the whole little Valentine's
.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
I mean, everybody got a card but you still just we
ain't do none of that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
You ain't do Lil' Valentine's card.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Yeah, if the girl like it, she give them little
heart candies with this thing onit I love you or some shit on
it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, the chick is just here I got these.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I'm like God, why you got me so nasty about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
You can confess your love to me.
There's a lot of people in myclap room.
You love me, girl.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
There was a lot of people in our clap room that
didn't get no card Shit.
They just be looking at us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, we didn't do that either.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah, a lot of people didn't get no card, not in our
clap room.
Yeah, dog, we lined them all upin the front room.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
We put them on our because we had the front desk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, or you put their card in there, and you had
to bring them If you wasn'tthat cute you got that backseat
to yourself on the bus I neverget

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
to ride the bus.
I was a walker.
We rode the damn bus.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
The bus was fun.
Things happen on that bus.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, man Good stuff All the way in the
back.
Y'all got to touch titties andstuff.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Titties Got a little stinky finger on that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
You do the underneath the shirt.
You know you put your arm overit.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
You know, somebody was getting a little bit of
stinky.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
She put her head on the bus seat.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah, you be all in there juging.
But then I learned that all youdoing Is warming up for the
next guy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
Like when you said you touched the titty.
I remember this.
Nah, I'm serious though.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
You don't, man man, my uncle Like, don't play in
that stuff, boy.
You doing Getting ready for thenext guy, see, don't play in it
.
If you ain't gonna get it,don't play in it, you just
getting it ready For the nextguy.
He wasn't lying either.
I remember, me and my friend.
My friend got everythingPregnant that I played in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
I remember me and my friend we used to pick the girls
Like hey man, I get to sit byher today, nah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
I get to sit by her yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
You know she let you Touch the ties yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, but they got, they hadcars.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yeah, we had.
Yeah, we had one like that.
I'm like man.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I know At least eight .

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Nine of us that done.
Sucked her titties.
She ain't gonna say that yousitting up here Like you.
What Eight, seventh, eighthgrade you be like damn she gonna
let me touch, she gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Let me suck her titties next week shit we had, a
lot shit we had a lot to dealwith you know, especially in
high school.
High school was tough, bro.
It was tough to get somethingin high school.
Oh shit, no, cause we had, likeyou know, like the real popular
football guy, and then you hadthem old motherfuckers coming

(01:03:02):
back oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
And then you had them old motherfuckers coming back.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,with cars and shit, nigga why
you think you graduated twoyears?
Ago.
Yeah, like 21 to a lot what youdoing out here.
You ain't think nothing of it,though.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
And they come.
Get the bad ones though thebaddest ones, the baddest ones.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
She come strolling out there.
What you talking to this dudefor, like God damn, can't do
nothing but give her like twotouchdowns and she's like this
dude gonna take her to like theponderosa.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You had to do some creeper shit like get you a
freshman and raise that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
You did we could all do that, though you, to get your
freshman to raise thatmotherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
She kind of cute.
You had to raise your freshman.
He be like man.
They look up to you too.
Yeah, I'm telling you he belike man.
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Because the old dude took all the motherfuckers in
your grade.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
That is funny as hell .

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Old motherfucker riding around and shit
everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I mean he might work at home.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Supposed to have been going to college, went to
college six months and came back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, he's sitting out a year.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Oh man, you know when they.
You know the coach didn't likeme.
Man, get the fuck out of hereHell yeah.
We knew nobody liked you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
We already had.
We always had them, niggas uhoccasions to come back back in
our era looking like ready forthe world.
I told you, you know I'm alwaystalking about them, cats with
them jerry curls.
Oh, yeah, and they jerry curlsthat took real, real good.
I had one Like damn, thisnigga's jerry curl took real
good, like I mean it almost kindof looked like Michael

(01:04:41):
Jackson's.
Like Like man, my jerry curl.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Still wasn't better Than the light break I think I
had.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
I think I had Some good ones, oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
I tell you what I'm just gonna throw Water in this
shit.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah.
Girls be playing In it and shit, nah Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Hey, but it's funny, like the chicks that you know
went with the dudes back in theday.
Hey, I got a question for allyou chicks that kind of fell in
love with them pretty Don Juan'sand you found out they was just
absolutely nothing.
It was pretty, though.
They was pretty for the time.

(01:05:18):
Now you just sitting up hereand now you got some pretty
babies I got one question Forall the fellas that are
listening.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
I got one question for all the fellas, all the
fellas that are listening.
I got one question for you whatyou got for us, joe.
How many bullets did you dodge?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
we gonna leave it there.
How?
Many bullets you think youdodged wait, anybody got a
Speaking about Tyrese.
I forgot I never mentioned the1992 movie.
I know it's been out for acouple weeks but I haven't seen
it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
But I did see Front Room with.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Brandon.
I want to see that.
Oh, that lady's name isCatherine.
Her name is Catherine Hunter.
It says Catherine Hunter onbecoming Denzel Washington's BFF
, so I guess she played the mom.
I don't know what they did, butthis chick is phenomenal.

(01:06:19):
In front row she was Solange.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Is that Netflix or is that in the movies?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
It's in the movies, have you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
seen that one on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
With the brother in the small town.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Oh, rebel, rebel, Ridge I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
I saw that was on there last night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, I'm going to watch it, though that shit's
good, I heard.
I heard I'm going to watch it.
It is really good.
I'm surprised.
I should have been watching it,but yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Yeah, I'm going to know, it's football season.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Yeah, I'm going to check it out.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
I got some time for it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, let me see what else I've been watching.
Receiver on Netflix.
You know what?
I'm going to stop watching it,did I always say about Worst ex
ever Did I say that last week?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, last week.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Oh, I haven't watched it.
But the worst roommate ever,but that worst ex ever is
disturbing man.
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Beetlejuice that out this week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
It came out last week .
I don't know if I can do thatone yeah, I'm going to stop
watching there.
I don't know if I can do thatone.
Yeah, I'm going to stopwatching.
There's probably some others.
I mean they should have cameout with that motherfucker 20
years ago oh yeah, either youtwo or whatever.
Yeah man, everybody, holy shit.
Yeah, I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I like Winona, I want to say DirecTV man, y'all
better get my damn ESPN back.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
wrong with your ESPN?
No, you don't have it.
If you have DirecTV, it ain'tbeen on.
In what two weeks?
One week, Two, Two weeks youdon't have a contract.
Yeah, y'all, it's just a blankscreen.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
They about to lose my money here in a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
No wonder you was talking about streaming.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Yo you ain't got no choice.
But you know, that's what's sofunny.
Damn, I don't even feelaffected by it, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
Cause.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I'll just be like that's gotta hurt.
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
That gotta hurt I didn't think they was gonna show
the game, but ABC didn't yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Cause.
Abc don't normally show thegames, do they no?
Which game?
The?

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
Monday night game.
But yeah, that's the thing Ithought ABC had Monday Night.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
No, espn does, espn has it, but they showed it, but
didn't they share it no?
No, no.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
ABC is owned by.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Yeah, but ABC remember Monday Night Football
used to be on regular TV foreverybody.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Right, but that was ABC.
Now it's on cable.
Monday Night was ABC.
But that's what I'm saying,because you had the NFC on CBS
and then right, but I'm sayingthey never showed.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
NFC was Fox, cbs was ABC.
Yeah, it was exclusively onESPN.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
They put it for regular TV because they know the
contract dispute and theyprobably like man no, I get what
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, but I thought like it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
no, they don't.
It doesn't share.
So, like next week or the weekafter, even when the contract is
signed, no, abc is going tohave something completely
different than one Right and thegame will just be on.
Espn only.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Monday Night Football started on ABC.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
No, it used to be a long time ago.
Yeah, no, we're just saying nowit's Because see it started on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
ABC, and then they split time with ESPN, and then
ESPN took it off yeah, then ESPNtook it off.
I know they split time with.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
ESPN.
Yeah, and I don't know if theyjust did it because it's the
first week and they about tolose.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
I know they trying to cause some good college games.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Come on ESPN you loyal direct TV nah hang on you,
you loyal to DirecTV.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Nah, hell, nah, you loyal to the soil.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
That's what I said dude, I honestly, I don't even
feel.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Put that big old satellite on my house and fuck
my roof up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Affected by it.
I'm just like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Fuck my roof up.
I mean, they'll figure it outeventually.
$12,000.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Because I don't want to go through new.
Now I got to pay this person orthis I I'm about to be done
with it.
Yeah, so y'all like true.
True, I mean, I like sports,but I'm not like a big, big
sports fan.
I want to be able to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
ESPN when I want to watch ESPN.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
That's the thing they're about to raise prices.
Anyway, I'm assuming it ain'tgoing to be like this forever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
I'm going to put it this way I took that shit off
Thursday.
I got so sick of thesemotherfuckers talking about Tua
and that concussion?

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
That shit fucking.
I'm like you motherfuckers,ain't no doctors, how y'all
going to sit there and tellthese motherfuckers what to do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Hey, I get it you need a talking point.
Hey, I'm going to tell you whatI said I know that's Alabama.
Go enjoy your family.
That should be his lastfootball play.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
That should be his decision, though.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Everybody's concerned for his health.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
ESPN trying to get the man to clean off.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
I know that's Alabama , I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
That dude needs to stop playing football, being
forced to do some shit.
He made the decision.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I know he should have .
He should have.
He got hit like a bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
That wasn't even a hard hit.
And his fucking arm went stifflike he was dead.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Oh man, he tried to accelerate through the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Well, here's the problem it was not a hard hit,
it wasn't a hard hit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
It was a right hit.
He's concussion prone.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Why the hell did he not slide?
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
He should just stop playing football, he should have
slid.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
He should have slid, he should have slid, and the
irony of the thing is themotherfucking heart stop is the
one that killed him.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
I know, that's what I said.
I was like damn.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
He's the one that damn near killed him.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Yeah the heart stoplin.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
And Hamlin didn't even get him clean.
He didn't even hit him cleanly.
Yeah, it was like a regular hit.
No, it was an arm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
He got his arms hit.
His forearm hit him, yeah, andhe would like to see you trying
to hug him.
His head.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
How ironic is that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
When I saw his arm, when he had the little chicken
wing up there what do you callthat fence and stance I said,
dude, this need to be his lastNFL play.
I'm not trying to force him todo nothing, but when you sitting
up?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
here, I get it, but they didn't have to say it over
and over.
Dude, say the shit and move onit's not breaking news.
No fucking mo.
I know it's Alabama Joe no, no,no.
I'm saying this here, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
They were saying, because it was a national
televised game.
Everybody saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Everybody saw the last five he had.
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
you talking about.
Had this been a 1 o'clock gameon a Sunday, not as many people
would have saw it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
That wasn't even a hard hit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
He needs to be good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
They saw the last five.
Yeah, they saw the one wherethey let him play.
The motherfucker couldn't evenwalk off the field and they let
him play.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And you ever made mashed potatoes?
Yes, that was inside.
I get it.
He keep playing football,that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
I played football a very, very long time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Everybody got their opinion on it.
I don't think he should beplaying either.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
But, I'm not a certified motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I'm mad because that nigga needed about three more
yards.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Yeah, because you drafted that nigga we done.

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