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Bosco and Christian return as a dynamic duo for a conversation that weaves through musical icons, basketball legends, and cinematic gems with the natural flow that defines their podcast chemistry. 

Ever wonder who you'd sound like if you could magically sing? The hosts open up about their dream vocal abilities, with Christian admiring Music Soulchild's smooth delivery while Bosco fantasizes about channeling Luther Vandross or even Bobby Brown. Their discussion evolves into a passionate breakdown of R&B legends, highlighting how performers like Keith Sweat prove that emotional connection often transcends technical perfection. When they marvel at Johnny Gill's prodigious talent—sounding like Eddie Levert at just 14 years old—you can feel their genuine appreciation for musical mastery.

The conversation shifts seamlessly to creative processes, with Christian revealing his journey from writing rap lyrics inspired by Eminem to crafting free-verse poetry. Their analysis of Lil Wayne's improvisational genius ("the LeBron James of rap") captures why certain artists change the game forever. Speaking of basketball, their debate about the sport's greatest ball handlers becomes a thoughtful meditation on how we judge talent across generations, punctuated by Bosco's personal encounters with Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, and Michael Jordan.

Perhaps most compelling is their exploration of body image and gym culture—noting with insightful irony that fitness spaces are paradoxically filled with the most insecure people. The episode concludes with enthusiastic movie recommendations, especially "Woman in the Yard," which Christian discovered bears an uncanny resemblance to a screenplay he once wrote.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I did that because Christian is in the house.
Hello, look like it might justbe two of us again.
Yeah, like last week, just thetwo of us.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We can make it if you try.
Can't sing?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Hey man me neither.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I wish I could man me too.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Look, I'm glad you said that I got some questions
for you.
Okay, if you could sing, whosevoice or who do you wish you
would sing like If you was asinger?
Oh wait, first off, I'm sorry,welcome to the Nobody's Talking
Podcast.

(00:55):
This is your boy, bosco, andsitting to my left, to my left,
to my left, well, actuallysitting to my right.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Is the one they call Christian.
But you already knew thatbecause you know rocking the
dynamic duo Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Batman and Robin, Robin and Batman, Starsky and
Hutch Tango and Cash.
Bonnie and Clyde Hall and Nash,oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Hall and Oates.
I can't top that.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I was trying to get the other one out.
I was like who was the, who wasthe Thelma and Louise?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I was just about to go KC and Jojo, kc and Jojo, but
to answer your question, Ithink I would go with music,
music Soulchild.
Yeah, yeah, I think he got agood voice.
He does, he does.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
He has a real, real good voice and I told you listen
, I always listen to.
Once again shout out to the Rvmoney podcast jay, valentine and
tank.
I listen to it once a week,like well, basically let me just
say every week, because they,you know, they put out one
episode and I love, like Iactually I'm a slow jam junkie

(02:18):
and I love slow jams.
I love music, but I really loveslow jams and I would just sit
up here and think, like you know, when you watch videos
sometimes YouTube videos andyou'll have some of these people
singing like Tennessee Whiskeyjust like, just random people,
and then they'd be killing itand I'd be so jealous I'd be

(02:39):
like Sometimes Damn, I wish Icould sing.
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to bestopped.
I would hit every yo.
I think I'd be at karaoke sevendays a week.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So my brothers if I knew how to sing, so my brothers
, both of them can sing right.
Actually my all my siblings cansing uh, huh but my brothers
would particularly go to karaokenight and these niggas would
have draws no thrown on thestage I don't know if they were
worn hey, but they were draws,they they were, they.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Would they go to?
They're like I know I'mknocking something down, or
would they really like?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
they were.
I think they were going forkaraoke and then, you know, it
just kind of happened.
Yeah, but shouts out to boththem.
One of them my brother willactually be here next month.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh really, yeah, oh, hell, yeah, yeah, dog, I wish I
could sing.
Well, you know, if I could sing, man, I wish I could sing like
Luther and listen.
So shit man, I even wish Icould sing like Bobby Brown.
I don't even care, I love BobbyBrown, dog.

(03:49):
New addition.
Bobby or my prerogative Bobby,my prerogative, bobby.
Man, listen, I'm telling you,bobby Brown, keith Sweat this
here's the one thing I was well,I learned I've been learning a
lot listening to R&B MoneyPodcast.

(04:11):
The thing with Keith Sweatobviously he may not be the best
singer, but you can't deny hispassion.
No, no, you can't.
And that's what they weresaying.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
They was like if you passionate, you can get away
with a lot.
You can get away with a lotnobody dude, and that cat had
listen.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I still love.
I listen to the lyrics and I'mlike, oh, I don't care, you may
be young, but you're ready.
He don't.
I mean, he could have beenyoung like 19, 20.
And maybe he was 25, 26 orsomething.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
But then when you put a voice and passion together.
Like a Johnny Gill, oh my God,then you got problems.
Like a Johnny Gill, oh my God,then you got problems.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Man, johnny Gill.
I remember when I first firstseen Johnny Gill uh, I want to
say soul train.
It might not have been soultrain, but it was him and Stacy
Lattisaw.
He was 14, 14, 15 years old, soI might have been 11.

(05:30):
So I think he's maybe three,four years, maybe older than me,
and when he was singing I waslike wait, how does he?
He sounds like a grown man.
He sounds like he was EddieLaVert.
He sounds like he was EddieLaVert, but he was 14 years old.

(05:51):
I'm just sitting up here likehow can you be that good?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Right, because you know Polish, you know.
They say everything.
All these artists, all thesesingers and entertainers, they
all got their start in thechurch.
Is what they say.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Hey, a church will do it and just think there is some
people.
Yolanda Adams.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Mm-hmm, she can blow, oh my goodness she can blow.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
And admittedly, people I'm not an r&b
connoisseur like my man here,but, um, I do know a couple of
couple of them dude hey, it'swhen, like when she gets going,
uh, and there there's like so,so many, like I know the problem

(06:42):
that I have you always know.
I'm always sitting up heretalking, because I know now I'm
an old head, so I'm always likeI'm used to people making a song
and they're being in the studiotogether making a song and

(07:09):
they've been in the studiotogether.
So now if me and beyonce let'ssay, uh, me and beyonce gonna
remake slow jam, like you know,like usher, like usher and uh,
monica, I think yeah, I forget,I don't know if it was midnight
star.
It might have been MidnightStar, that the original, well,
what I thought was the originalfor Slow Jam.
But anyway, let's say me andBeyonce is doing it, I'm going

(07:33):
to do mine here, she's going todo hers wherever she is yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I always thought that they got into the same room.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Yeah, got in the same studio.
Yeah, no, they don't See, I'mgoing to tell you my formula.
This is how I would do it now,if.
If we're doing it like that, ifwe're doing it like okay, she's
doing her version, I'm doing myversion.
Dude, I'm in the studio.
You gotta get a little tenderin there.

(08:03):
You gotta have somebody to singto.
Yeah, you gotta have a muse,just to you know to bring it out
.
You can bring your loved one inthere, whoever you love, bring
them in and you know, like, singto them, okay.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
So how about this?
Okay, say you're an artist.
Okay, whatever genre, probablygoing to be R&B what would your
process be?
Making a song, mm-hmm Fromwriting it, recording it.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Past that I'd probably you know what I'd
probably go maybe the music likea beat.
I'd probably want maybe thebeat first or or like you know
to hear, like hear some tracksor whatever, and I'll probably
write to it.
But there's times when I'm justdriving around or sometimes

(08:58):
like just working out, and youknow, you would just say little
stuff in your head.
Now, obviously I'm not a writer, I'm like damn if I was a slow
jam writer.
I'd write that down, you know,you just come up with random
stuff or be like, hey, how aboutI put this in a song?
But I'd probably maybe listento some tracks because I always

(09:20):
wondered, like my guys, becauseI think they will Listening to
them and some of their gueststhat come on, I think they think
different, Like right now metalking to you, you'll probably
just be sitting up here.
All the stuff we done talkedabout.
They probably got a couple ofbars already like in their head,

(09:42):
Maybe just looking around oryeah maybe sitting at the light?
where do you think that comes?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
from like that, that level of creativity.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I think they're just.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I think they're just born born creative because, see,
I used to, so I used to writepoetry.
I don't know if I ever told youthat I used to write poems, um,
but when I first first startedwriting, I was, uh, calling
myself writing raps.
Oh, really, yeah, of course,every, every, every hip-hop head
yeah consumer wrote a few,wrote a few bars a time or two

(10:17):
okay so, yeah, I went fromwriting raps um and this was.
This was around the time whereyou know Eminem, 50 Cent and
them were real big and this wasbefore I got introduced to
underground.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So yeah, cause you're a big, big underground fan,
right?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
so a lot of the shit I was writing was very, very get
rich or die trying-esque, veryEminem-esque yeah, so I know
some good cats, though.
Mother fuck this, mother fuckthat yeah, yeah, yeah yeah and
then I toned that down andstarted actually writing poetry

(10:56):
like free verse, not, notrhyming uh-huh you know, so I
could kind of see kind of likelove Love Jones, like Love
Jones-ish.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Have you seen Love Jones?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Long time ago.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay, yeah, you know how he was.
I mean, I can't recite the poemthat he did, but I know he did
his thing and had all the ladieshot and heavy.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, but it didn't rhyme or nothing.
It was just like no, no, no, itwas just free.
So that's.
That's the kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
It was kind of like, from what I remember, like I
probably seen it maybe a year orso ago, okay, but uh, so some
stuff may rhyme, but I think itwas more free flowing.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, yeah, flowing though, yeah, so I can kind of I
can kind of get it from thatcreative side, because you just,
maybe artists just really dothink different to the point
where you see a microphone andthey see the whole like yeah,
breakdown of the of the like,I'll be wondering like with
little wayne like Like, what inthe hell?

(12:07):
made him say that.
So I seen a YouTube short.
So you know I listen to TechN9ne and he was.
He was, hey, I love that cat.
He was reciting a not reciting,but he was telling a story
about how he was in the studiowith him and him and Wayne one
time.
And he was saying that hewalked into the studio and it
was Wayne and maybe four or fiveof the cats and all they were

(12:30):
doing was just they had theblunt passed around.
They were just looking up intothe, into the ceiling, like
looking up past the ceiling,looking up into the ether or
something okay and and he saidWayne hit the blunt.
You know the little lighterflick.
Yeah, what if I said this?

(12:51):
And the cast was just like,yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll go,
that'll go.
And then he went in the booth.
So I believe I love that cast,I believe them.
I believe when they say hedon't write, hey, listen.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I'm going to tell you , when I was first introduced to
the hot boys it was 19.
Bling, bling, 90.
It was a young.
Well, I said a young cat.
I would say I was probably.
I think I was like right waslike 97, 98.

(13:28):
I remember this young catplayed flag football, played
flag football with him.
I think I think my dude's namewas Robert.
He was like man, you ever heardthe hot boys?
Like nah, I ain't never heardof them.
I remember I was dropping themoff to the crib.
He was like hey, you gottalisten to this.

(13:50):
And I think it was.
I think it might have been likebling, bling or what wait, what
the hell they had a few smashes.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Yeah, obviously bling bling was was the smash.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
He played another song.
I forget the name of it, but itwas around.
Whatever song they had, Hang on, let me see Like 90?

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Let me see Like 97?
.
Yeah, Bling, Bling.
They had obviously the Hot Boys.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, yeah, they had Hot Boys oh gosh, let me see.
Yeah, that's what I'm sittingup here.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Y'all got to look this up.
Sorry for the radio silence.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, we're going to See.
That's what we have the othertwo or three people.
So while one person is lookingsomething up, somebody can sit
up here.
But guess what?
We're just going to talk y'allthrough exactly what we're doing
.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh yeah, I Need a Hot Girl, Was it that or no?
You said 97, 98.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, because when was that song out?
99.
Ok, yeah, See, I think yeah,because I moved.
See, we came out here In 2002.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
But you know, they really only had One album.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Everything else, so it might it might have been.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It might have been so Juvenile had Huh yeah, wayne
had.
The Block Is Hot, yeah, waitshit.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Damn See.
That's why I said I need, Igotta see that let me see hot
boys little wayne oh block is.
I came out in 99 so it mighthave been okay.
I need a, so okay hot it mightnot have been a um, so it might
not have been a radio hit thatyou heard yeah, okay, so look,

(15:45):
because I so it might have been,it might be, uh, it might have
been, get, uh, get it how youlive.
Okay, let's see that says 97,okay, but yeah, and so it was,
it was, it was 97, 98, and Ijust remember that.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I just hearing Lil Wayne, so you knew I was just
like man.
You knew he would be the one.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Did I think he was going to end up being like who
he is the LeBron James of rap.
I just knew he was nice, though, yeah, I was like I just like
this flow.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I thought it was going.
I was like, I just like thisflow.
I thought it was going to beJuvie, I did like Juvie.
Either Juvie or BG.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh, bg was nice.
Yeah, bg was nice.
And then he did that shit.
Bg didn't he go to, he was injail, right Mm-hmm, or prison,
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
He did a stretch, yeah, so now they're back on
tour, aren't they?
I don't know if they're on tour, but I know they did they're in
a couple cities or somethingthey did a reunion show?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I know that yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Everybody was going crazy over it.
I didn't watch it though.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But anyway, back, like I said to Lil Wayne, I
don't know how this dude I'mstill, I'm still tripping off of
the man.
There's so much stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You could break down.
It really is.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
That you don't want that late text, that I think I'm
late text.
You'd be like what.
Who comes up with this stuff?
I think I'm late taxed.
You'd be like what?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who comes up with this stuff, or, yeah, I don't
even have one.
Like you said, it's too much.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Hey, listen, it's too much.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
For the longest time.
So you know, I primarilylistened to underground, quote
unquote, indie hip hop and forthe longest time I was just like
anti-Wayne.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Right, no, lil Wayne, blah blah.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
I love Lil Wayne, but then I heard him on a track
with this group called LittleBrother Okay, and they're
underground, right.
And I was like, oh shit, littleBrother fucks with Wayne, right
, let me go see what thisnigga's talking about.
And then I heard the noCeilings mixtape Dog.
The no Ceilings mixtape waslike okay, this nigga is the

(18:06):
wayne is nice dog, it's nice.
Yeah, his, his mixtape stretchis like all the dedications.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I don't even know what other song remember he said
when he was writing.
He said with a model b bitchpair of phony tips.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
I'm like who comes up with this, oh man.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, wayne is nice.
I mean, trust me, it's so somany other people I'm just
focusing on him.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
The only knock on him is and you already know where
I'm going with this what Ibrought the Canadian out.
You don't like Drake, you know.
I don't like drake, man drake Ilike drake been this way since
high school, since way beforethis, this kendrick stuff I like
drake man, I'm just glad ithappened I'm just glad it

(19:00):
happened.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
no, I like drake, man shout man, shout out to to
Drake and Kendrick Shit, I likethem both, but I just, man, let
me see what else did Lil Waynesay?
Something that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Shout out to Canada, though.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Shout out to Canada.
Oh yeah, I got a Canada t-shirt.
He was talking about.
I forget the song, I don't knowif it might have been Big Bad
Wolf, but he was talking abouthe was skinny dipping, Like him,
and some girls were skinnydipping and he said I have my
neighbor's eyes bigger than theSimpsons.
No, it don't make sense now,but the way he was I was like

(19:39):
dog.
How.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Yeah, he put something together, for sure.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'm like boy.
If I could sing like Luther andrap like Lil Wayne, dribble
like Kyrie Irving and shoot likeSteph man, I'd love myself.
So Kyrie got the best handles.
Either Kyrie or Jason Williams.
Hot chocolate or whitechocolate.
White chocolate or Kyrie Wood Imean Kyrie Irving and I love

(20:07):
Isaiah Duh, my Isaiah Thomas.
White Chocolate or Kyrie Wood Imean Kyrie Irving, Hmm, and I
love Isaiah, my Isaiah Thomas,my Isaiah Thomas is Detroit
Pistons, Isaiah Thomas.
But the game has changed somuch.
Yeah, you know the old headsKyrie Irving or white chocolate,
Jason Williams.
Let me see who else has somenice handles.

(20:31):
I think I'm going to go.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Kyrie still what?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
about AI.
Yeah, I think with AI, I don'tthink he was besides the
crossover.
Besides the crossover, I thinkhe got handle now.
So y'all don't come at me.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
When I'm saying he has handle.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I think Jason Williams and Kyrie's is like
flashy yeah.
Yeah, that's all it is.
Yeah, Because he do have handle.
Yeah, Rayford Austin, obviouslyhe got handle.
Shout out to Skip.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean, you know, lee , yeah, so I'll throw him up,
but man Jason Williams, Kyrie.
Now admittedly.
I didn't see a whole lot ofJason Williams play, because who
did he play with Memphis,wasn't it he?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
played for Memphis, I think.
Uh, he played for Orlando for aminute.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yes, he died he played uh living out here.
You don't get those games.
I didn't get any Kings withSacramento so I didn't really
see a whole lot of this cat'shandle was insane.
I seen him drop a few dimes.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Now I watched a clip and you know obviously he played
with Randy Moss, I guess wherethey're from West Virginia.
He said, you know, you had theblack people on this side and he
said if I'm misquoting him, Iapologize I think he said he
stayed like in the trailers,like the trailer park and all

(22:04):
that.
Yeah, the white people was onthis side.
He said he spent most of histime, you know, on a, on a black
side, and he was going likehooping and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Right, well, that's like a jet, ain't it?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, right, exactly.
Now here's the thing he said,the way he stayed on the court
because he was smaller thaneverybody, but they knew he had
a handle and he would nevershoot.
All he did was just pass theball, pass the ball, pass the
ball.
So Cats always wanted to playwith him because they knew he

(22:39):
was going to pass on the ball.
Yeah, so he said, that's how hejust stayed on the court.
He would shoot like if he hadto.
But he was like oh, they know,if I play, just be open, I'm
going to find you and who don'twant to shoot?
Right, he'd be like, hey, no,you want him, he shoot as much
as I do.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
No, I want him because he's going to pass me
the ball.
That's a winning formula if Iever did hear one Dude and this
cat, his handle.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I always thought his handle was ridiculous man and I
remember when I heard about himand Randy Moss my dude went to
school in West Virginia and thisone I think Randy and him was
in high school and I rememberhim talking about, uh, jason

(23:26):
williams and, like randy moss,wait isn't um.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Isn't ai from the same?
No, ai is from, uh, virginia.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, he's from virginia yeah um, we're the
vicks yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,like, uh, the vicks.
What's up with that area?
Like tyrarod Taylor, I'm tryingto think.
Who else man?
It's a whole bunch of them cats.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
What is that area called, not the DMV?
You talking about Newport.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Because I know they're from around like
Virginia Beach or somethingright, Not the Bible.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Belt.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Not the Bible Belt, that's like North.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Carolina or something that's like the Midwest, I
think.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, it's kind of like North Carolina-ish I think,
but I thought that particularthe Virginias had their own like
Like name, yeah, yeah, whatever, but I do know that AI Vic

(24:28):
Tyrod Taylor, you know, I thinkthey had this one cat two from
there, if I'm not mistaken.
Let me look this dude up.
I think his name was RonaldCurry.
His name sounds familiar.
He played at.
He played football.
He played football andbasketball.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think he was from Virginia too, and let me see Now
, aside from the obvious, werethere any hoopers?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
He was from Hampton, Virginia.
Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm like man, that dude was nice.
Aside from the obvious, was anyhoopers uh, from the crib, like
where I'm from?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
yeah, lebron, aside from the obvious, uh, jerome
lane, like from akron or justohio, we'll go Ohio, jimmy
Jackson.
Jimmy Jackson was from Ohio.
Hell yeah, oh shit, jimmyJackson man we had a bunch Tony
Miller Wally.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Zerbiak.
Really, I never knew where thatdude was from.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Larry Nash Jr.
Oh God, let me see who else Seenormally.
Hey.
Well, now I got to talk aboutmy Ohio people.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
See that nice little segue.
That's what you call an assist.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'm trying to think who else I know.
I mean, we had this one cat man, trey Lee went to Ohio State.
I know Chris is going to laughwhen he hears Trag Lee.
I'm going to tell you a story.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
What's funny about Trag Lee?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Hey, trag Lee is my folks dog.
Hey, trag Lee, he was our himand his boy JB.
They were our camp counselorswhen we were in high school.
They were going to Ohio State.

(26:33):
All I'm going to tell you isthis Tragley is a cool ass cat.
That's all I'm going to tellyou that is my dude he let us
get buckets.
before you can get buckets, hesaid, listen, if you're making
them, just keep on shooting.
I think, yeah, I think Trey Leewas from Cleveland, but Clark

(27:03):
Kelloggogg he from ohio.
They had to want to be withwith uh barkley for the final
four and all that oh yeah, I'mthinking, craig sager oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, no, uh, clarkkellogg.
Okay, hey, my pop said boy, hewas nice you know, I, I don't
really, I don't remember himJust, you know, just like a

(27:27):
little bit you know, as a kid,yeah, and all my pops Clark
Kellogg was pretty nice.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Speaking of cold white boys.
Now you'll probably say duh,but Larry Bird.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh, he was good.
Larry Bird was good man.
Here's the thing, what I tellyou when people start talking
about different errors.
This is what, what folks don'tunderstand if Larry Bird played
now, obviously he's gonna do allthe training that they do now.
That's like, if I'm going togive, like, let's just say if

(28:04):
I'm shitting on a kid that makesa mistake or something in
college or whatever, so we'veall made mistakes before.
But now you're speaking as a 40, 50-something-year-old man Like
, oh no, what they should do.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Come on now, Go back to when you was 18, 19, 20 years
old, Especially when you knowyou on the court or on the field
.
Yeah, yeah, you not thinkingwith that perspective?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, you just sitting up here thinking, like
you sitting up here, you playing, I'm running down the court the
other day.
I go to pass to Steve.
See the dude right here.
I go to pass to Steve, turn theball right over.
I know that I had nothing to dowith the story, but I'm just
saying we made mistakes 18, 19,20, 50.

(28:48):
Clearly saw the dude standingthere and I was like, oh, I can
get it and just turned the ballover.
But you get an 18, 19-year-old.
They got to be nice to thesepeople.
I'm going to start being niceto them, but I know I'm going to
watch a game.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I'm trying to be nice .
Oh, this nigga's trash dog, gethim out of here.
Man, I be talking so much shitabout other people's kids.
It's ridiculous, hey.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
No, and I was terrible.
I was terrible and I'm sittinghere talking about somebody
else's kid.
I'm like man.
What am I talking about?
I probably would have droppedthe ball too.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, I didn't even make it on the court.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I'm like goodness, gracious, shot, an air ball and
everything.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I'm going to give you a quick hot take.
Getting back to Larry Bird, hewas nice In that highlight that
I saw and yes, it was ahighlight reel I see a little
bit of Larry Bird and Kyrie, alittle bit, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Hey, larry Bird was cold, transcendent, because
people want to sit up here andtalk about.
You know the story about whenhe was.
He was being guarded and Iguess Charles Barkley tells the
story.
A few people tell the story.
I guess they had this whitedude on Larry Bird and he was
like man why y'all disrespecthim?

(30:06):
And he kept cussing and allthat stuff.
A few people tell the story.
I guess they had this whitedude on Larry Bird and he was
like man.
Why y'all disrespect him?
And he kept cussing and allthat stuff.
And everybody wondering like,what's the matter with this dude
?
Like?
And then they was like man,what's the matter?
He's like man.
They got this white dude on me.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
He said, that's disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I was like man.
How a white dude going to talkabout what's disrespectful I
said that cat is something else.
Oh, man, man, I remember theyhad them converse, choose your
weapon, him and magic.
And because you know, larryBird is, I don't know where
French Lick Indiana is, butain't, that is a crazy name to
be from.

(30:43):
Where French Lick.
And you know I met larry bird.
Oh yeah, one.
Here's the one thing I got tomeet magic johnson, I met larry,
but and all this is all likedifferent times magic, johnson,
larry bird and michael jordandamn, I'm like nick.
Obviously lebron is from korea.

(31:03):
The holy trinity dude.
Michael jordan I told y'allheard it before I was in eighth
grade.
Jordan Damn, I'm like Nick.
Obviously LeBron is from Korea.
The Holy Trinity.
Michael Jordan I told y'allheard it before I was in eighth
grade.
Brad Sellers, his wife Kim isfrom Akron.
My gym teacher at the time,coach Harvey Sims.
He took me to the Bulls gameand you know they all went to

(31:28):
church together with BradSellers' wife Kim.
Brad is from Cleveland, kimobviously is from Akron.
Shout out to Brad too.
He went to Ohio State.
Shout out to Brad, but heplayed for the Bulls with
Michael Jordan.
So that's how I was in eighthgrade when I met him.

(31:53):
Magic duh.
It was all-star weekend.
I think 96.
Y'all can look, maybe wheneverit was in Cleveland.
It might have been 96 who wasat the Rascal House.
It's a little chicken spot, man.
Walk up in there.

(32:14):
It's cat-like and it's nicebrown.
You know he's from LA.
Well, not from LA, but it wasHollywood, yeah, you know.
So he got this big brown trenchcoat on little black beanie.
Oh, it's cold, right, man.
He's sitting up there lookingLike man.
How y'all doing.
He's like man.

(32:34):
That's Magic Johnson.
I'm sitting up here justlooking at him.
I'm like damn, that's the Magicman Dog.
But me and all my dudes chicken, I said damn.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hey, shout out to Magic Johnson.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Hell yeah, if you remember that magic, you brought
me some chicken at Rascal House.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Was he mad niggerish or was he Hollywood?

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, he was just cool.
He was like man how y'all doing.
And just kind of like how yousee and just kind of like how
you see.
Then he got back in the it waslike the taxi, like the little
minivans Got in the taxi andskirted on off to I guess you
know wherever he was going.

(33:17):
Yeah, and then Larry Bird.
I remember Larry Bird wasLeBron James rookie year.
My boy, kevin, worked for theIndiana Pacers and LeBron, they

(33:37):
was playing Indiana.
I remember I flew into Indianato watch Pacers and the Cavs.
You know the press conferenceand all that like at the end.
Then, you know, larry Bird camein.
I was just sitting up therelike well, I'm 30, shit.

(33:59):
So when was LeBron's rookieyear?
2002?
So was it?
Maybe 2003's rookie year?
2000?
2002.
So was it?
Or maybe 2003, maybe 2003, 2004?
Yeah, so, dog, I'm 31, 32.
No, it just took.
I still, just like I said, withMichael Jordan I was a kid, I

(34:22):
mean Larry Bird, I'm like in my30s, but I still just reverted
back to that little kid and I'mjust looking like damn that
Larry Bird.
I just kept staring at him andthat was like I told you, the
one time I saw Michael Jordan atthe Scottsdale Airport man, I

(34:44):
looked at that dude for 20minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I was like man what, the Dude?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
I don't get starstruck, I'll tell you.
I think the only time I mightget starstruck is if I meet
Oprah.
If I meet probably not if I,you know him or his wife, you
know, I might be like, you know,yeah, starstruck Like I met

(35:12):
Bill Clinton but I don't know ifI would get starstruck With
Oprah From anybody really, ohdamn Like it.
And when I mean starstruck like,I just mean kind of like A
little stuck Like.
And when I mean starstruck like, I just mean kind of like A
little stuck Like, especiallywith people I saw when I was a
kid.
Yeah, like now, let's see,because they're listen, they're

(35:36):
all accessible now, so I canliterally sit up here.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Go to Instagram.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
And DM Halle Berry Right, not saying you With that
mouth, dude.
Not saying you, I wouldn't saythat.
Hey fun fact about,hypothetically speaking Fun fact
about Halle Berry.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I could put that Really wondering, but not
wondering, not putting herbusiness out there, which you
really do.
Did you know that she's a type2 diabetic?
Is she, yeah?
Did you know she's damn near 60?
Oh no, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
That's crazy.
I ain't going to even say it, Iain't going to leave it alone.
You already know what I'm aboutto say.
I know, anyway, michael Jackson, man, listen, maybe here's the

(36:31):
thing they're not accessible.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
So now you know, I don't have, I don't really I
don't do social media so when Isee y'all should follow the uh
nobody's talking podcastinstagram though, oh yeah,
please do and y'all can dm us.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
uh, you can send any feet pics to Christian, please
do.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Well, lady feet pics.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah,With the white toenail, polish,
of course.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
What if it's pink or blue?
You still take it.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh yeah, I'll take those.
Okay, I don't discriminate.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Just no corns or bunions, please.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
She's a diabetic, for real Bunions are okay, yeah,
she is a type 2 diabetic.
Damn Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
That's a beautiful young lady boy, man Gorgeous.
That is a beautiful young.
God damn, my heart just startpittering a little bit.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It's Angela.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's Angela, hey man she could have been Gator's
girlfriend on Jungle Fever.
You ever watch Jungle Fever?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That one I haven't watched, haven't seen it Wait,
was it Wait?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh, no, no, no.
Was it Jungle Fever?
Which one I'm going to thinkabout?
Remember when Samuel Jacksonwas a crackhead Coming to
America?
No, no, no, he wasn't acrackhead, no Coming to America.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
No, no, no, he wasn't a crackhead, no, he was a.
Yeah, that was Jungle Fever, Ibelieve.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Was it Jungle Fever?
Yeah, halle Berry was hisgirlfriend.
Hmm, yeah, let me see.
Was Halle Berry in?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Jungle Fever.
You know, when I was watchingBoomerang I was so stuck on
Robin Givens Were you, I didn'teven realize Halle Berry was in
that movie, dude.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
See how they had to.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Man, she just shines, period, yeah because they did a
good job, and Robin Givens is avery beautiful young woman and
they did a good job meetingHalle Berry, but still.
Because I didn't realize it wasHalle Berry until I was today
years old type shit.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
And you know, tisha Campbell was in there too.
Yeah, she was the neighbor.
Yeah, remember she was theneighbor.
Yeah, f you then.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Marcus yeah, man, they really made her seem like
nah, I know Because.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Tisha Campbell is gorgeous.
That's what I was just saying.
She was in it too, man, it wassome gorgeous-ass women in that
movie Eartha Kitt was the dealback in her heyday.
Eartha Kitt Rest in peace, butshe could.
A lot of cats have knocked downGrace Jones too.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
She had a beautiful smile, boy.
Oh, she had a beautiful smile.
Beautiful chocolate lady rightthere, you like boy, I tell you
what You're not gay, he's gay.
I'm like man.
What in the Stranjay, y'allStranjay?
Hey, listen, why in the helldid they do my man Gerard like

(39:16):
that?
What they?
Do what they do.
Obviously, boomerang's been outforever, so spoiler alert this
is no spoiler alert eddie suave,cool, eddie end up knocking
down.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
That's right, angela, that's right they were dating.
But remember.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
But no, they were just friends.
So I got a question for you Isit wrong to knock down one of
your homies' girls?
But I'm saying he's in a friendzone.
Could you remember the movie heliked her?

(40:04):
He did like Angela, but he wasslow playing it, and Eddie you
know, and y'all go back andwatch Boomerang and hit us up on
IG.
Did Eddie Murphy have a flatscreen?
I could have sworn.
It looked like he had a flatscreen in that movie.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
No, I don't think flat screens were a thing that's
what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I don't think so.
I thought he had a flat screenin that movie.
No, I don't think flat screenswere a thing.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't think so.
I thought he had a flat screen.
Maybe, man, I'm sitting up herethinking like boy.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
So was Eddie in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, was he wrong Okay now, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Now you know there's this whole Geico.
We're going to get to thatafter I answer the question.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I would say no, because if Gerard was 100% in
the friend zone but he likedAngela, but he was slow playing
it Right, you snooze, you lose,bro.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Has that ever happened to you before?
Probably, I'm sure it'sprobably happened to all of us
at some point.
Actually, yeah, go from likelike high school.
It has it did and it sucked hey,I do remember clarence took my
girlfriend when we was in eighthgrade.
Yeah, clarence hunt.

(41:20):
Yeah, that's my's, my G.
He moved from Detroit, TerrySmith.
We went to Goodrich Junior HighSchool, eighth grade.
She was my girlfriend, I don'tknow.
We probably dated man four days, five days, and then I think
she started talking to Clarencebecause he had like some Run DMC

(41:41):
jacket.
I said ain't man.
I said Papa, I need to go getme like a starter jacket or
something.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh man, yeah, middle school had the biggest crush.
But again, I was Jariah backthen and I told you off the air
I was, you know, in my littleshell I wasn't the brash
confident.
No, I'm just kidding, still alittle soft-spoken, but anyway.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, you super laid back.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, I wasn't into letting girls know I was feeling
them.
I would just look at them fromafar because I was too nervous.
I was intimidated.
But yeah, it was this girl inmiddle school Gorgeous, long
legs.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Like oh she.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Dominican, oh Caramel , in middle school, gorgeous,
uh-huh long legs like oh she,dominican, oh caramel.
Oh papi, yeah, ola, legs andcheeks, legs and cheeks.
But yeah, she uh ended up endedup dating my homeboy uhboy, who
didn't treat her the best andshe would come to me complaining

(42:52):
about him.
You know the song and danceyeah, so yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I'm like don't do that, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
But you know what, like I've never been in that,
it's a terrible situation.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in that.
It's a terrible situation.
Yeah, I don't think I've everbeen in that situation where I
mean, I'm sure you know you'vehad a crush on a girl or
something but I don't think I'vehad a crush on a girl and then
like one of my.
Did you ever have a crush onany of your buddies?
Girls yeah, that's what.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I'm saying me neither .
Funny enough, we've never.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, we've always had our like me, bitcoin,
freddie, our homeboy kevin,we've always had a crush,
probably on the same, like yeah,I mean we don't know her and we
might have a crush on the sameyou know, like oh she's bad.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah, yeah, dating wise.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Nah, we always had our own individual flavors,
because, yeah, everybody likeyou know what they like.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, but yeah no, I kept it.
G though I never was like youshould dump him and get with me,
type bullshit.
Oh yeah, when Cass be doingthat.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah, that's some sucker shit.
Hey, you know, y'all cats, somesuckers.
Here's the one thing If yougonna smash, just go ahead and
smash on your own merit.
Just don't be like, oh yeah,don't talk bad about him and oh

(44:16):
well, like if you was with meI'd treat you different cause
that's only gonna make you lookeven more.
Don't do that and then youdon't want her when she down in
the dumps Right, Because thenyou're just sitting up here like
you're almost like preying onher weakness.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I heard somebody drop game on me one time when I was
working at the call center a fewyears ago in Tucson.
She said to me she said if theydo it to you, they'll do it.
What'd she say?
She said if they'll do it withyou, they'll do it on you.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know how they say the same way
you get them, same way you losethem, Yep.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yep, that is true.
That stuck with me, clearly.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, that's that tiger.
What they say tiger can'tchange his stripes, or something
like that.
Yep, yep, yep, boy.
Hey, this is the philosophicalepisode of the Nobody's Talking
Podcast.
Follow us on.
Hey, see, it's a littledifferent with two of us,

(45:18):
because we can just have anormal conversation.
I told Joe I was going to talkabout him.
Okay, he's not here.
His phone's not here either,because he wanted to watch the
South Carolina game.
So you know, it started aroundthe time we started recording.
So I told him.
I said, joe, when we get on thepodcast I'm going to talk about

(45:40):
you.
So I don't feel like I'mtalking about him behind his
back, because I told him I'mgoing to talking about him
behind his back, because I toldhim I'm going to talk about him.
He knew it was coming.
You knew you should have beenhere talking, but you can't put
your negative thoughts on thisnice, genuine conversation that
we're having right now or theconversation we had last week.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
It is a pleasant conversation and I haven't
listened to that talk yet, but Iwill Because you know man, I
had some questions and I knowJoe was going to say something
funny.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
That's why we love him on the show.
It was oh man, I don't evenknow where I put my phone at now
I don't even want to look forit.
I'm going to have to wait untilnext week.
I know, oh, is it Okay, here wego.
I know we was talking about itwas something about favorites

(46:41):
and what.
Okay, what's your favorite?
thing on a woman Favorite thingon a woman other than the feet,
cheeks, because you can't seeher feet.
So I'm just saying, like if youjust see her, oh, just her face
, yeah, like no, I'm just saying, if you just I mean, you can
like her body or whatever, butI'm saying like, let's just say,
she's wearing sneakers.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, so feet are out wearing sneakers, okay.
And then you just be like, oh,feets are out of range Okay.
Thighs.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Thighs and hips.
Okay, I'll say teeth.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I was going to say smile.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, yeah, it's just like something about like nice,
like a nice pretty smile.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
No, you know what?
Okay, I'm going to say smile,because obviously thighs and
hips Right, right, rightObviously.
So, yeah, smile, but after thatwhat?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
is it?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Thighs and hips.
Thighs and hips.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I'm going to change it one more time.
Eyes.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Okay so Eyes, okay so we can go.
Teeth eyes, booty titties,jackpot.
Teeth eyes, booty titties.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Now I do have, Because titties you can buy
titties you can buy titties, Imean, you can buy butt.
Unfortunately, you can buy butt.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, we don't want that, we want the real.
You ever felt some fake titties, fake booty.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Uh-uh, I hope I haven't.
I might have, but hey, it'sbeen questionable.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I have an account at work.
This is funny, I have anaccount.
I just found out.
I went there today.
Some dude had to cover it.
A few weeks ago I was onvacation and when I went in
there, it's like, oh, who camelast time, or whatever.
I was like, oh, you know, Igave him homeboy's name.

(48:40):
It's like, oh, he was handsome.
I was like, oh, okay, that'scool.
And then I be like, be like,hey, but tell him I like bbls

(49:00):
and I'm sitting up here.
So she was showing me a pictureright of her jaw.
Uh, like, it wasn't like that.
This, I guess, because he saidsomething about it when I talked
to him.
He's like, yeah, man, I went toone of your accounts.
He said the girl had her hairit was like wrapped up.
She had her jaw operated onherself.
So I guess she said she had thefat taken out of her now I
never knew this.
I just go in there, you know,yeah, how y'all doing and all

(49:20):
that.
But then I guess today her andone of the co-workers they was
talking, they was talking aboutbbls and stuff and she was like,
oh yeah, you know, I go down tomexico and I like like bbls and
yes, yeah, and I'm just, I justwonder sometimes, like, when

(49:45):
you get like these bodyenhancements, isn't it supposed
to like, I guess like enhanceyour beauty, I'm assuming,
supposed to or give you beauty,but to me, the people who get

(50:05):
them, they're never going to besatisfied.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, because the whole body dysmorphia thing.
Somebody is always going to seea flaw within themselves, no
matter what.
Don't matter if they got theideal body.
It's always something thatthey're not going to like.
It's always something the gymis the place full of the most un
Damn I just lost the wordInsecure the most insecure

(50:34):
people.
Oh, that's true.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That is true, yeah, yeah.
And then you sit up here andyou think, and you see them in
there and you be like man.
You think, and you see them inthere and you be like man.
You know, you going to gym, youworking out, you looking around
, you sitting up here like man.
They look nice, they look nice.

(50:58):
They look nice.
You know males, females, youknow dudes.
He put together she got a nicebody and all this, just like
what you said, is somewhere someinsecurities in there,
somewhere.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Yeah, you know, you just sitting up here thinking
like insecure and attentionseeking everybody and I'm not
singling nobody out when I saythat, because yeah, the girls
got the, uh, they got theworkout pants that show every,
every lip and how do you havethe?
Stitching in the booty, exactly.
But dudes got the, got the damn, uh, the shirts with the

(51:36):
nipples out and shit, oh yeah,so I'm.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh, you know it's rare.
The last two days, I days I'vebeen in the gym.
I had on not a tank top butlike a, you know, the muscle
hoop shirt.
You know, normally I'm not Likethe practice.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
jersey type shirt.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Yeah, I just wear a T-shirt most of the time and
just kind of be like you knowwhatever.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Yeah, man, nick, this morning.
Now you know I run hot,naturally, so I sweat for
nothing, but this morning, nick,I sweat through my shirt.
I had to take that shit off andwring it out.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Damn really.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah, it was bad Nick , I was getting after it.
Man Got a competition coming up, man.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, I know, I did squats this morning, me too.
I was just like man.
I tell you there's.
Every time I sit up here and Igo down, I'm like man.
I am way too old to be sittingup here.
But the only reason I sit uphere is because I mean, I'm a

(52:47):
slim dude anyway, so I'm justlike I only squat.
I hate them, but I only squatjust because.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Yeah, you got to complete the ensemble.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So I'm just like I'm giving myself 60 minutes.
Man, this cat got the.
Hey, I like that.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
That bar.
Yeah, yeah, that bar isbeautiful, it's very nice.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You like it way better than just having it on
your back.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, it's super comfy.
It's ridiculously comfortable.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I remember we had one of them, like in man, I think,
in college, maybe For real.
Wait, let me see.
Let me see exactly how it is.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
So the pad wraps around your shoulder.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
See, that's the thing .
It didn't wrap around yourshoulder.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
But it just came straight down.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, it was just like that though.
Yeah, yeah, see, yeah, no, itwasn't exactly like that.
It was the one that was justkind of like the U yeah, yeah,
yeah, you just get in there.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
That's there too.
I'm not a real big fan of thatbar, yeah, but it's good.
Man how much this thing cost uh, the bar itself was like 225,
oh really not bad at all.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
It's a 65 pound bar oh, 65 pounds, I would buy one,
but then I don't, you know, Ijust go to the gym and you just
have my little setup back here.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was like, oh, that'll be, but I was like yeah,
Nick, I've been getting intogolf lately too.
Oh, you play golf, yeah, soPop's birthday was February.
I took him for his birthday.
I took him to the golf course.
Oh, your dad played golf yeah,he loves it Took him to the golf
course and ever since then I'vebeen kind of getting into it

(54:43):
because he uh, when I was fiveor six and you know, every black
dad who played golf wanted toturn their kid into the next
tiger are y'all out there black?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
where's y'all at?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
by by the lighthouse um, whatever that you're talking
about the thing where's that?

Speaker 1 (54:59):
is that top golf?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
nah, that's that's.
It might be where the they'reby El Mirage, right?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
yeah, yeah okay you can't get nowhere away from me.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I'll be in the valley boy, that's good, I can just
look up you, more well traveledthan me.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
I can look up at the like at the corners or like wait
, hold up.
I think I seen this before.
Yes, like wait let me look upat.
I seen that cloud.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
It's a good time, man .
That tree leaf looks reallyfamiliar, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
That's why, when I saw it, I was like hold on.
Yeah, dude, that's the onething I can tell you.
Me and my pop went out probablywhat one time and we would have
a golf outing like every year.
I can tell you, the last time Iplayed golf was 1996.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Around the same time I did, and that was the last
time I did, I will not touch man.
Yeah, he did a good job oftraumatizing me for at least 20
years.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Yeah, I don't know.
No, mine should have been 30years.
Yours was what?
2006?
No, no shit, Mine was 1996.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Around then, around the time when Tiger was blowing
up.
Yeah, he took me out for 18holes.
No golf cart.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
No, me and my, I'm like, nah yeah, this is too much
, mm-hmm, it's too.
First off, it's too muchwalking, yeah.
And then I know they be like oh, deals are made on a golf
course and this and that.
I'm like well, dude, we justcan't FaceTime each other no
more Like Like text.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
But you know what I did have a good time when I took
him out for his birthday.
It was fun, and he said that Iactually didn't do as bad as he
thought I was going to do fornot playing for 25-plus years,
did he?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
does he drink at all?
No, okay, because I know somepeople you know they'll go,
they'll have like a couple beers.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's like a whole.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, it's like a whole.
It's kind of like a yuppie typeof thing.
Yeah, like a social thing.
I'm like man, I can't do it.
I'm just I'll go hoop, I'llplay putt-putt, I'll do
putt-putt golf, is that?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
mini golf I do putt-putt golf.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Is that mini golf?
Yeah, I do the mini golf.
I take out the little thing,the Tiger Woods at Westgate, the
Pop Stroke.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Man that all I haven't been to Westgate in a
minute.
Oh who?
Oh, Maybe I shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That Pop Stroke is mini golf, but it's like a real
golf course.
So they got you know.
Let's just say if this wholearea, they just have it and it
looks like you know a whole one.
Yeah, they got the little sandtraps, but it's mini.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
They got the whole shindig huh.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
But it's all just putt-putt and I think, if I'm
not mistaken, I think they havethe way they did.
It is nice, because I I'mthinking it's like 36 holes.
I was over there the other day.
Damn so, they got two differentcourses.
They even have leagues.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Oh so 18 and 18.
I thought it was 36 straight.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no it's 18, it's 18 and 18,
but I think it's like twoseparate.
But you know, when you'relooking at it, it all looks like
one big thing, but yeah, ain'tno way I know.
When I passed by there theother day, it was packed Now?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
is that the if you're driving into Westgate heading
south?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It's on the left, it's on the left-hand side, okay
so that is that big, like theoutlet mall.
Yeah, you got the outlets, theoutlet is on the right, then to
the left, then to the left.
You can't miss it.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yeah, that place is always packed that pops you like
.
That and the chicken and pickle.
Yeah, have you ever playedpickleball?
I haven't played pickleball,Duh See, though with my knee,
like I'm kind of I'm still iffyabout lateral movements.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Okay.
So yeah, because you know, alot of the old people play it.
Yeah, my mom played it, it'sall right, mm-hmm.
Me and Chris went and played,and me and Steve Okay yeah, I
got a little spot right here onBell Road that they let me come
in there and let me, you know,play.

(59:30):
I was like, oh it's all right,man, I've never played outside.
I see people playing outside.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Oh, your spot is indoor.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Oh yeah, it's indoor.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Okay, yeah, I bet they clean up in the summertime,
sheesh.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
And they clean up period.
Yeah, because the pickleball is, because it's always packed.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Yeah, when did pickleball like start taking off
?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It had to have been what within the last year, two
years, I don't know, but I'mgoing to tell you this Y'all,
I'm just going to say y'all arealways trying to invent
something that we won't master.
But as soon as we, if we reallyreally wanted to take over, we

(01:00:14):
take over pickleball too, Pingpong, but full court tennis.
Like you know, they have court.
Happiest hell is thisbasketball draft is coming up.
Oh, is it?
A lot of them in it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
The number one pick oh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
But anyway, back to movies.
I got one, oh hell.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
What you got.
It's called the Woman in theYard.
I saw that.
What'd you think Did you watch?
It's called the woman in theyard.
I saw that.
What'd you think did you watchit?
Yeah, yeah, and let me, let metell you so that movie was
fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
It was crazy enough.
It was eerie.
You got it, though, right.
Yeah, you knew who the woman inthe yard was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Yeah, now it took me a minute.
Okay, there was a couple, acouple scenes where I'm like
wait what?
Yeah, yeah.
Like the spoiler free, but itmade sense, huh yeah yeah, I was
like Like that scene.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Why are you messing with her?
I'm sitting up here like whatin the hell?
So here's my thing.
So of any family you can pick,I know they're in a rural town.
This ain't no spoiler righthere.
This is just basic Of any ruraltown or country town.

(01:01:37):
You chose this family to sit intheir front yard and just chill
.
So now let me tell you this.
I'm looking, go out here.
I got a little front yard andthere's a woman in the yard

(01:01:58):
sitting there.
I'm out this back door overthat fence, running down.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Happy Valley, yeah, not even giving it a second of
thought.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
I'm not saying nothing.
That's spooky as hell.
I'm out of here and I mightjust go ahead and keep running
until I make it to the policestation.
Maybe about two, about twothree miles maybe.
No, the little police stationthat's over here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Oh, I didn't know, it was a police station On 35th
and Pinnacle Peak.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Oh, okay, yeah, a little annex Gotcha.
I'll run right over there andbe like, hey, listen, let me
tell you.
I know y'all gonna think I'mcrazy, but there's a woman in my
yard and what she's wearinglook like she came from a
funeral.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Right, and you can't see her face.
You don't see nothing.
So crazy story, crazy enough.
Now you remember when we wentto Vegas and we saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
And you told, and I told you that I used to write
poetry.
I'm a you know a little bit ofa writer.
Right right After seeing it theremake I started writing a
screenplay.
Oh really, yeah, a scary movie,mm-hmm, oh hell.
And now the phone.
I was writing it on my phone onan app and the phone has since

(01:03:11):
been destroyed.
I broke it accidentally andwhatever.
So I'm not trying to take anyresponsibility for this movie,
Right right.
But this movie was kind of whatmy screenplay was about.
Oh really, yeah.
When I was sitting therewatching it and everything
finally clicked nigga, I gotchills and I damn near got
emotional.
I was like damn Shit they mighthave your phone.

(01:03:33):
This was my movie, this was myscreenplay.
Hey, yo y'all go check out theWoman in the Yard that was good.
I liked it.
Yeah, woman in the Yard.
I've been trying to get my momand my sister to watch it, but
you know, black folks don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Oh yeah, and scary movies and all that.
They not doing it, but oncethey go see it, they'll get it.
They'll get it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
They'll get it.
Yeah, they will get it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Like, like I'm really put, I've never pushed anything
on anybody, like I've beenreally pushing this movie
especially, especially, causethat's cause.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
That was one of the things that I was in my
screenplay was that's why I wassitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Come on, I swear to god, I thought it was what
Jordan Peele, and I know it wasJordan Peele-ish.
As far as I know it was JordanPeele-ish.
Yeah, as far as you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Yeah, I think that was Homeboy or the Person's very
first movie, Was it?
I think so.
I think I saw the directorialdebut when I looked at an
article or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Hey, shout out to them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Shout out to them for real.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah, go see Woman in the Yard.
I saw Working man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Funny enough, when we were going to see when I was
going to see Woman in the Yard,there was an older man who went
into the bathroom, coming out ofthe working man and I was like
what'd you think he was, likeyou know, typical Jason Statham
new movie and.
I don't care right, no, I loveJason Statham.
The movies next one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I'll still watch all the transporters.
You see the beekeeper.
I saw the beekeeper.
I'll go see.
Remember Parker when he waswith J ain't that when he was
with J-Lo?
I think it was called Parker, Ithink it was Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Statham and J-Lo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I never sawParker.
Did you ever see there'sanother beautiful woman that's-.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Oh, timeless man Did you ever see Shout out to J-Lo
man.
Did you ever see what is?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
it called Wrath of man.
Him and Guy Pearce Yup Saw thattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Hey, jason Statham is like my Bruce Lee, my today's
Bruce Lee.
I don't have Bruce Lee's nomore, so I got to watch somebody
.
I love karate movies.
You will never get tired ofJason Statham, any fight movie I
call a karate movie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
One cat could get punched.
A karate movie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Hey, I mean that's One cat could get punched in the
jaw.
Oh, it's a karate movie, yougoing to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I think it's called Novocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I have not seen that.
I do want to see it.
Man, it's been out for likethree weeks.
Oh shit really.
They say it's good.
Wow, they say that's real good.
Huh, that's real good.
Huh.
You know what?
I'm not going to see thatBecause, hey, well, let me see.
Hell of a Summer is out, is it?
That's like a slasher Nova,king.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Damn, it's been out for a month, yo Nova King.
Wow, I'm slacking Y'all.
I apologize.
My brain isn't working today.
Training really took it out ofme.
Words have not been very goodall day.
Shout out to the gym though.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
You said it's been out a month.
Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
March 14th and shout out to what's his name Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Quaid.
Is that Dennis Quaid's son orsomething?
Once I see a name, like inHollywood, I just assume yeah
actually Dennis Quaid and MegRyan.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Shout out to Meg Ryan Ooh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
So the dude, so the Novocaine dude, is Dennis
Quaid's son.
Uh-huh, Damn what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Oh, she messed her face up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah .

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
It's not even the what you call it face, it's just
choppy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Wait, is she?

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
in Novocaine, mm-hmm.
She's also in Prey.
They're coming out with anotherPrey.
Oh really, yep, sequel.
Oh wait, hold on.
Oh, apparently they're doing awhole what you call it Trilogy
for the Prey movies and she'sgonna be in the sequel.

(01:07:47):
I think somebody else is gonnabe in the third one and I'm
looking forward to them verymuch so, cause that was like a
shock movie that has good replayvalue.
So y'all go check out Prey.

(01:08:07):
It's on Hulu, actually it mightbe somewhere else, but go check
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
I'm trying to think what else you know, sherrod and
them, usually be talking about.
Like the series, all I talkabout is SWAT, and I talk about
SWAT and Abbott Elementary.
I'll be letting them pile up alittle bit so I can.
Oh, I got seasons.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Yeah, have something to watch.
I got seasons worth of AbbottElementary to get caught up on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I'm trying to think what else did Hold on?
Let me see, I know.
I know it's something else.
I know it's something else Iknow, it's something else.
I said what I said one hell ofa summer.
I think it's just called hellof a summer, yeah.
When is that coming out?

(01:08:54):
Death of a unicorn, I think,hell of a summer.
Oh, minecraft, that's a videogame, right?
Yeah, yeah, minecraft, that's avideo game, right?
Yeah, yeah, minecraft.
Hey, see, here's one.
It says Until Dawn.
What is that about?
Is that a vampire movie or likezombies?

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
No, I think that's kind of like a slasher meets
Groundhog Day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Oh, okay, I love the scary movies.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
They go into that house, right, and then someone
kills them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
Yeah, that comes out the 25th of this month.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
So until dawn does yep yep okay I'm sitting here,
you know I'll be sitting here,I'll be giving y'all wrong
information.
I'll be talking about thesemovies.
They pop up on my little appand then I just tell you about

(01:10:00):
it.
And then, after I realized I'mlike, oh, that does say coming
soon, I didn't even look at thedate.
I just see a time pop up andyeah, that until dawn boy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yep, so Helluva Summer is oh yeah, it's out now,
because it yep, it got.
Nah, it's not.
So you looking at the 2023, orwhatever, no, no, well, Hell of
a Summer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Oh shit, it is out.
See the show times.
Huh Say today, and yeah.
The internet is misleading me.
Yeah, so Minecraft.
Hell of a Summer.
Woman in the Yard, the Fran Gosee.
Woman in the Yard, a Workingman and A Working man.
Oh, and then Alto Kings.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Alto Kings.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I think that's Robert De Niro.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Oh yes, he played two different characters.
I saw that he was in somethingelse.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Yeah, he played two different characters but he's
the same, he's like the same.
Uh, like I mean, because I'mthinking he's playing two
different characters but it's atwin.
Oh okay, no, he's not even atwin, he's just like two
different, two different dudes,I don't know.
Let me see what else.

(01:11:17):
Uh, yeah, yeah, I think that'sit, as y'all was.
Oh, you know what?
Black bag?
That movie is good.
What's that?
Go see black bag.
They're all see.

(01:11:37):
I'm telling y'all, I go to themovies for y'all.
Y'all, push me to go to themovies so I can have something
to talk about.
I was gonna see this.
I was gonna see this.
That's a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Yeah, I wanted to see this and from I got some free
movie passes, so I will be going.
So I will be going, hey, whynot?
So I can catch up.
That's why I need to go seeNovocaine.
I was like, oh, you know what,why not?
Let me see what else we got.

(01:12:11):
Y'all already said Death of aUnicorn, snow White.
I heard Snow White wasn't doingso.
Well, no, they tried to changethe whole thing up.
Hey know, I keep saying thisheart eyes.
I said it before.
Go see it, man, go see hearteyes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Go see it, that's, that's good.
I'm pretty sure it's on somesort of streamer by now and love
hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
I'm still talking about that too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Go see, I might I might let that one go man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
How was Marshawn?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
in it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Great, he is fantastic.
He deserves an Oscar.
Shout out to Beast Mode.
Shout out to Beast Mode.
That's all my movierecommendations, until we meet
y'all next week or the weekafter.
Same bat time, same what theysay, same bat station or channel

(01:13:05):
.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
yeah, that'll work all right.
Y'all, don't forget to uh tipyour bartenders.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Yeah, hey I got something to say if I don't see
you here, I'll see you there.
There you go, holla peace.