June 2, 2025 • 73 mins
What really happens when you approach someone at the gym? Is there a perfect length for men's workout shorts? And why do dating standards seem to change as we get older? These burning questions and much more are explored in this week's entertaining and unfiltered episode featuring returning guest Rosalinda.
The conversation kicks off with a lively debate about gym culture, where Rosalinda confirms what many suspect but few discuss openly: most women don't want to be approached during their workouts. This segues into a hilarious breakdown of men's fashion trends at the gym, particularly the emergence of ultra-short "hoochie daddy shorts" that leave little to the imagination. According to our guest, the ideal men's short length is about three inches above the knee – anything shorter ventures into questionable territory.
When the topic shifts to attraction and dating preferences, the hosts and guest don't hold back. They explore how physical appearance drives initial attraction, but with fascinating differences between genders and cultures. There's a notably candid discussion about body preferences and the hosts' theory that "God never gives you the perfect trifecta" – you can have a nice body, pretty face, or great personality, but never all three.
Perhaps most insightful is the conversation about how dating changes with age. As the hosts explain, what appears to be "higher standards" in older daters is actually the result of life experience and a better understanding of compatibility. Meanwhile, Rosalinda reveals the best places to approach women (coffee shops and restaurants rank high, gyms rank low) and the immediate red flags that make her walk away from potential suitors.
Whether you're navigating the dating scene or just enjoy candid conversations about human attraction, this episode delivers equal parts wisdom and laughter. Subscribe, share with friends, and join us again next week for more unfiltered discussions that nobody else is talking about.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, bro, you be doing this so busy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm sneezing already.
Damn, as soon as we crack themic.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Ow.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's up boys?
Welcome to the Nobody's TalkingPodcast.
We are here for another week.
We got a long time.
(00:47):
What would you call it a longtime guest, a guest from the
past.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, every now and again.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Here to bless us with her presence.
I am your boy, I'm Bosco, andsitting to my left.
You know who it is Rod.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
To my left Rodeo, rodeo.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Rodeo is the aggressive one.
To my left, rosalinda, say itagain, we got Telemundo in the
house.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Rosalinda.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yeah.
Anyway, she made me moist.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Is it the way she rolls her arms?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Rosa Rosa.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
What if I say Rosalinda?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You don't do it for me.
Rosa I'm sorry, I'm not sayingyou're not a handsome man, but
you just don't do it for me,just hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, I am drinking Root beer, root beer exactly,
and I ain't even saying and heis drinking, that's an energy
drink.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's a Celsius.
Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, kind of that tastes pretty rough there, the
Celsius.
Not too bad when they say nottoo bad.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's bad, it's bad.
No, it's actually pretty good,have you had them before yeah
yeah.
Pretty good is bad.
You would have said thatthey're she-o-some.
They're one of the morehealthier ones.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I remember we talked about when Red Bull started last
week or the week before orwhatever, and so that's a
competitor like Red Bull, andMonster.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I think this is one of the more healthier ones.
This one got pretty goodreviews.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Do y'all have a?
Because I don't drink energydrinks?
Supposedly not.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I think't drink energy drinks Supposedly not.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I think everything is excessive if you drink too much
.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I might have one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've seen one guy has kidney stones and he almost
died, he's probably drinking oneevery day.
He was fucking hurting boy.
No, that shit hurt.
You got to pee it out.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, I know, but for him to get a kidney stone from
that man went to pee andcollapsed.
Yeah, but if he was gettingkidney stones from drinking, and
what?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
exactly are kidney stones.
It's actually like a stone.
It's a stone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And it just forms in the gut in your kidney.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Man, you have to pee them out, don't you?
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But they're bad if you Well they use a laser to
crush them.
I think, hey, you know what,but you know what they're bad if
you drink it like with an emptystomach.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh Well, I ain't never got to worry about that
then.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, you should not be drinking those.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I could drink the mother all day, then that's not
making any sense they say thelike, she was saying excessive
drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm sure excessive drinking of anything, yeah,
except for water.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, except for water, even water, they say,
even water, they say it has tobe a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But they say if you just drink a lot of water, water
, it has to be a lot.
They say if you just drink alot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You're basically drowning yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
If you're just sitting there drinking gallons
of water you're drowningyourself.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Your body can't absorb all that water.
You can only absorb so much anhour anyway.
You have to let it pass throughwater.
That's what it is.
You can only absorb so much anhour anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Right, you have to let it pass through.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Man water.
I swear to goodness I coulddrink some water right now.
Now I got to use the bathroom.
I swear to God, in about six,seven minutes.
Once you hit 40, that's when ithappens, how in the hell To?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
men Once you hit 40,.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You take a sip of something and you be like god
damn why I got a piece of it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I used to be able to hold it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But then sometimes I be on a road trip and have to
use the bathroom, I be like, ah,I be alright.
I'm telling you, like if it'slike an hour If it's like not a
long, long road trip.
You don't reach that shit.
No more If it's coming for likean hour or two.
But there have been a coupletimes where I'm like I don't
(05:13):
think I'm going to make it topacing, let me go and pull over.
In a little safe road, crackthe door open, just pee in
between it, like, okay, I don'tthink nobody can see me, they're
going too fast anyway, it was atrip.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I was driving down the freeway last week.
I can't remember where I wasgoing, but dude was backed up.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
He was off to the side of the freeway and he's
probably 10 feet outside his carpeeing.
He wasn't even next to his car.
Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, no, you ain't supposed to, because if anybody
see it, they want to see it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Want to see you peeing, or want to see yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
If they see it, they want to see it.
Yeah, I mean, if you thinkabout it Like you know, what is
he doing?
He peeing, okay, oh yeah, keepit moving, oh yeah, but you
would You're trying to bediscreet, discreet about?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
it Because really, that's still public indecency.
Right, you got to go.
You can still go to jail, butwhat's?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
crazy about it, you ain't going to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Just don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, what's crazy about it?
There was a tree maybe 20 yardsfrom where he was from, so he
could have easily went behind Onthe other side of the tree.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You know that man walked 20 feet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I wouldn't have made no damn 20 feet Shit.
No, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I know I ain't gonna make it.
It was a trip.
I don't even risk a situationlike that no more.
Nah, nah, if.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I see a bathroom sign .
I got to go Shit.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
That's what happens when you get 40.
You don't even have to pee, youjust be walking by a bathroom
like sometime you go to themotherfucker and he ain't got no
more dick trill.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let me go ahead and go.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You hear some little running water, Ah damn it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got to use the bathroom.
Don't let it come out Is it thesame for women.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You can't risk it though.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, I think we can hold it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Y'all can hold it.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I I mean, I guess, until you get like super old,
older.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, that's when they wear them pull ups yeah man do
too,
Speaker 4 (07:12):
we can just whip it out.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Y'all can't whip it out everywhere though, oh you
can don't do it by no schoolyard.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You gotta register if they catch you in public period
, you got to register.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
A school bus go by you peeing, you be like damn.
Let me go down to this policestation and register man.
I was peeing.
A school bus goes past me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
They don't even tell you how you registered.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
They just say you registered.
Now everybody think you're apervert Because you had to pee.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Has anybody gotten any?
Like you know how you getletters in the mail and stuff.
Oh, I used to get them all thetime.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, over in Litchfield I haven't gotten any.
I don't mean neither, and I hadall of them on the refrigerator
, like three or four of them inthe neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And then, well, you probably would too, especially
having little kids at the time.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I had little girls too.
Yeah, all in the refrigerator?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They sent them to your house.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I don't know if they do it as much now, because I
mean, you know, I guess fuckingdeviant behavior is acceptable
now.
They don't send them as much asthey used to.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think in my old house I got one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Because I know the number of perverts ain't
decreased.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh no, hell.
No, they probably just stay inthe house now.
Not decreased at all, becauseyou got the internet.
And then you know there'll be astaying in the house now, and
not decreased at all Because yougot the internet.
And then you know there'd be afew in the gym.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh yeah, they didn't have to kick a few people out?
Why have you seen someone getkicked out?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Why no?
But I do know of somebody thatgot kicked out.
He was stalking Damn, he wasstalking.
And I'm sitting up here likeman.
This dude is like some, like hewould.
I mean you would see him gotalk to a chick and it's just.
I mean, you know, you walkaround the gym, you say hi to
(09:17):
people or whatever, but it's not, it's like meaningless, like oh
hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
okay let me ask.
Ask Rosalinda a question.
So you're an average lookingwoman am I so at the gym, can
you tell when dudes are checkingyou out, looking at you,
following you?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
not really, but there was one dude no, he got kicked
out.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
No, he got kicked out , yeah, but he was so obvious,
Like not just Dude, I told y'allit was a dude at your table.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You've seen he was at LA Fitness.
Really I didn't want to put himout there, but he was at LAF.
Yeah, edit that.
But you can't.
He was at LAF, edit that.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't notice that Because I'm so focused On my
routine I don't look around.
But that dude, it was just soobvious.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Really.
Yeah, he was annoying, sincewe're on the the gym when it's
become Cool For the guys To wearthem Little bit of shorts, dog,
you mean the like which ones?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
European ones.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Whatever you know, like they had, oh Cause they got
the hoochie daddy.
Hey, wait, hold on Real quicktoo we gonna get to his.
But I just wanna throw out hereso we can talk about this after
.
Shout out to Johnny's house.
I was listening to him A coupledays ago and I guess it's
supposed to be A Johnny's house.
I was listening to him a coupledays ago and I guess it's
supposed to be a Speedo summerfor men.
(10:50):
Obviously that ain't going tocatch on.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Just like the men rumpers, I'm not wearing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Listen, you wearing a Speedo?
No, no, me neither.
It's just uncomfortable.
I'm not wearing.
I'm not wearing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Remember they tried that shit with the rumper?
Yes, they had the man rumper.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, the little jumpsuit, women wear it.
You know what a rumper is whothe hell gonna wear a rumper A
man.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Warriors.
Are you fucking serious?
No, but I've been noticing alot in the gym.
I call them catch me, fuck meshorts.
Okay so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is there a difference .
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So they got the hoochie daddy shorts right.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Now which one are the hoochie daddy shorts?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So they cut off about halfway through your thigh and
then they got the shorter shortsin there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Man, they got the bead in the middle and all kinds
of shit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
They might as well put on a pair of pink panties.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I'm not in though.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm just saying, I just been, I'm like man.
Why in the hell are theywearing that shit?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Y'all got big legs or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't care how big your legs are.
There's no reason to wear that.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You ain't going to rock it, joe no.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm not going to it doesn't look attractive.
So what is?
But she knows what I'm talkingabout.
So what would be?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
considered, like as far as length of shorts, that
you would want to see a guy in.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
A guy.
Yeah, just probably Regularshorts Three inch Above the knee
Above the knee, yeah, sobasketball shorts too long.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Basketball Three shorts too long, three inches
above the knee.
So if you're working out, butif you squat, you don't really
want to squat in basketballshorts, because they can get
above the knee.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's three inches above the knee of the tennis
skirt.
No, it's a what A tennis skirtLike the shortest.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, the three inches.
So what if the shorts are like?
The length is like Above the?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
knee.
You said three inches above theknee, that's three fingers.
You said three inches above theknee, that's three fingers.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, my fingers are tiny, that ain't no damn three
inches.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Isn't it an inch a?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
finger.
No, a finger inch is like that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It is like that you got big fingers.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I know, but that's a finger inch, that's right here.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, that's about an inch.
That's a finger inch, so likeyour thumb, from the thumb
knuckle to the end of your thumbKnuckle to the Just a little
bit up off your knee.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, then, thank you .
Yeah, Because them guys bewearing them shorts, man, and
I'm like this is fucked up.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, it's just in.
Look attractive.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, I know exactly what you're saying.
I see them in the gym.
I sit up there and look at them.
Like you's up, I'm sittingthere thinking.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I'm thinking like I said this is the kind of shit
you should be mad about, not thetransgender thing.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This is the shit you should be mad about, right now.
Wear that shit to the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like, who told you that them shorts were attractive
?
Okay, we know you have nicelegs, you might want to show
them off.
No, I want to show them off.
No.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
But I don't think they're even comfortable for you
guys.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Sexy legs is for a woman.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And then I was seeing guys doing squats.
It's not even, it doesn't evenlook comfortable, because
they're short.
And then you go down and it'smore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Shorter, yes, and then for some reason they're
always chewing gum.
Use up.
You know the one that's chewinggum and lifting.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I'm like, oh God, damn.
Or the cat is always throwingthe bar against the ground.
I'm like dude In front of themirror.
It's only 25 pounds on eachside.
Man, that's so annoying.
Stop making so much noise.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Making all that noise ?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I don't make any noise, it's just you know your
basic.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, Like you know, if you're trying, you can
hear my mom across the gym andshit and you walk over there
like tens on that move.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You can hit them all across the gym and shit and you
walk over there like tens onthat move.
Oh, that's terrible, that isthe worst.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Hey Talk, listen, what the hell you know how you
sit up here.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know at the gym and cats.
You know it's like three dudeson a bench, right.
You know they sitting up there,they getting it in, listen.
You lift what you want to lift,I could care less.
You know they sitting up there,they getting it in, listen.
You lift what you want to lift,I could care less.
You do you.
But then you got like a 10 anda 5 on or two 10s, and then you
(15:15):
lifting next to the chick andshe got like a 25 and a 5.
Oh, I saw that this morningactually you got to leave, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I saw that this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hey, that's crazy, this chick was so anyway, how do
you feel it's called egolifting?
How do you feel outlifting men?
We ain't even talking aboutsquatting, we're just saying
like on the bench, yeah, wedon't when you have a 25 and a 5
on Damn good.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
So you're benching.
What about 135, 95?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
125.
125.
I think it's my max Right now,but you're going to get.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
So you want to do 135 ?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah eventually A 45 on each side.
Mm-hmm, have you ever done itbefore?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yes, one time.
Yes, we did one time oh that'sgood.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
That's good.
No that's real impressive.
Do you want to say you want tosay your, because I know women
don't like to talk about theirweight.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
My weight.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, would you say how much you weigh 136.
Okay, oh, that's real good.
That's impressive, because ifyou said 236 and you lifting 135
, you'd be like, yeah, yeah,like I said you know what they
say.
Hey, no, listen, because I sawI was walking into the gym,
(16:38):
there was a young lady and herworkout partner.
She was putting out 185.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was like okay, Nigga, she was putting out 185.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was like, okay, Nigga, she was 285.
But then, you know, it was just.
I mean you're like, okay, yeah,you're supposed to be 185.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She should have been putting out 285 then, but it was
so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because you could tell it looked kind of like she
was, you know, a power lifter,kind of like you know like a
power lifter.
So I'm sitting right here andyou know kind of you know my
shoulder kind of messed up alittle bit, something like 135.
So you know, they sitting uphere, I throw them two plates on
.
Bitch, you got me fucked up.
(17:21):
I ain't him.
All right, get on out of here.
Ego lifting right there.
I know nigga, I do 225, but Idon't know more Now I do 185.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Then how do you feel when a woman is lifting more?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
weight.
No, no, I get up and leave.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, she ain't going to lift more weight On a squat,
on a squat.
Yes, I don't care when it comesto legs.
You squat more than me.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I don't care when it comes to legs, like if a woman's
in there and she's doing a hardlike heavy leg.
So, like for me, on leg press,I stop at about five plates.
You warm up at five plates.
Like for me, I don't again.
Listen yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't go, I think my max has been six.
I go three plates, four tops,but I normally work out with
just two plates, two plates Onthe leg.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, see, I stop at five.
I probably work out with four.
So there was a woman in there.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'm built for speed.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And she had probably six plates on her.
I'm just like go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Was she going all the way down or was she half?
She?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
had some legs on her, she was strong Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That kind of bothered me, you know, when a dude had
like 13 plates.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, one dude had on like eight plates, each side
Two on the top.
Hey, then he had his hands onhis knees.
Hey, I know y'all probably outthere in podcast land like why
y'all hating Because this is forentertainment purposes only?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
and we letting y'all hatin', because this is for
entertainment purposes only, andwe lettin' y'all know what the
hell we don't like, becausethat's what haters do.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, Today is a hatin' episode.
You know what else I hate?
Rich people Nah listen the dudethat just drove past me in a
Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
They put all that weight on the leg press and that
motherfucker moved one inch.
Yeah, like lift it.
I said what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
And then you know I'm the type to wear, but is your?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
ego like everybody else?
No, that's, I mean, we all haveegos.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
But if I put it on there.
I can lift it Three inches.
Okay, I'm going to lift that,yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like honestly, for real, when I did the 225, I
really only did it just becauseof my shoulder.
So I was like let me just seeif I did it a couple times and
was like, yep, I'm not back yet.
I just tried to do a dip thismorning.
I was like nope.
So all I do now is just thelandmine press and I do the
(19:43):
multi grip.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I can bench press like that, but I can't bench
press traditional let me ask yousomething, joe, say you at the
gym, pretty woman like RosaLinda comes around you, eagle
lifting you gonna throw anotherplate on you ain't gonna be like
, oh bad bitch, because all myyears in the gym I have never
(20:06):
been successful in talking to alady in the gym.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Never.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Never.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Don't look, listen, you never know, maybe this is
what you're saying no, here Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Gym crush here now.
Here's something else.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I tried once and she goes you don't talk to people
while they're working out.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's what she told you, don't talk to people while
they're working out.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
That's what she told you?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, Okay so, all right, listen, let's talk about
this.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
It's annoying because you were right there doing your
workout, you have your AirPodsand people coming.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
She didn't have her plugs on, so I figured it was
safe.
Okay, but what?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
if it's an attractive guy that you're into, what if
you don't want?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
to miss your opportunity, like, okay, I want
to talk to her.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Let me at least say hello, you got something in
common.
You're working out.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
If I like the dude, I'm going to say hello and
probably start talking.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
You're going to approach the dude and say hello.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, I'm not going to approach the dude.
But if the dude approaches meand and I think he's cute and I
like him, then I will talk tohim, I will stop my workout and
have a conversation what if achick asked me for a spot?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
does she like me?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
no damn I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
No, you want hey then sat up here and they blow oh,
hey, can, hey, can you spot me?
Nah, nah, I'm straight.
You know what's puzzling aboutthe?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
whole thing.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Nope, maybe she does like you, because I would never
tell.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You could go and try to give female advice, right?
I mean, of course everybody canlearn something, right?
Right?
No exactly, and they'll getoffended.
But a fat dude can come up andgive ab tips and nobody say shit
.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Let me tell you about this one.
See story time there was a dudeblue jeans, white white dingy,
white white beater.
I just had to throw that inthere for that's okay.
So people would know, that'sokay.
We sitting up here hitting abs,hitting sit-ups.
Right, you come up to Steve.
(22:16):
Oh see, like what you want todo.
Now you know I'm sitting off inthe back.
I'm just sitting up here likehas this cat looked at his belly
?
Okay, now you look at Steve'sbelly and you look at this
dude's belly.
I'm like why is he giving?
It should be vice versa, right,steve should be giving him tips
(22:37):
.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Won't nobody say shit to that guy?
Yeah, I was just sitting uphere laughing and he'll give
advice all day long.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I had to go get a drink of water.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Women be laughing and joking with him and shit you go
up there.
Hey, let me show you yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I got this tricep workout.
I got this.
Hey, I've been doing this for along time.
Listen.
How dare the gym, the the, somefunny stuff, especially because
I like to people watch and I'vebeen going to the same gym over
20 years, so I've seen peoplefrom freshman year of high
(23:16):
school to where now they gotkids and you're like man, I've
been in this gym a long time,but it's just weird.
Then you see the young ladytalk to the guy and I just be
like, ah, this ain't going toend well, because I know she's
single, because she's justalways in there like by herself.
(23:37):
Then I see you can kind of seeit start to work and you be like
, oh, okay, now I ain't talkingabout they're a real couple, I'm
talking about they met at thegym and I'm like, oh hell.
And next thing, you know like,damn, where's homeboy at right?
Then you see another good,another dude.
(23:58):
You be like, ah, she's stilltrying.
Now I ain't gonna say, well, Idon't even know who she is, but
all I'm gonna say is that she ondude number three right now.
Damn, I'm like.
I don't see them, no more well.
I'm like hey, forget that.
This my gym.
You just gonna see me once youlike.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Just say, if you did smash, it'd be kind of difficult
to go back to the same gym yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To go back to the same gym yeah, that's, yeah,
that's.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It wouldn't bother me either, but still.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, that's I don't know.
I think that's super, superawkward, Like just trying to
hook up at the gym.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I mean, if you I mean that would be anywhere though.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So if you hook up at the bar, I mean I mean if you
but you're supposed to hook upat a bar and a club If you're a
regular at a bar.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But the gym is like hey, you just see each other,
you just go to a different gymif it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
It might be a safe haven.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Or just yes and no.
I mean you just let you seeeach other.
You go to the gym, that's asafe haven for you, man.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Burn off all that shit you put in.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
So then if you see her and you mad as hell, now you
gonna lift harder, like thisbitch.
Now you up here Lifting harder.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's what I'm saying Now.
I can lift 95 pounds Last week.
I was doing 65 I'm just sayingthis is all that aggression I'm
trying to get out Ever, ever,ever, ever.
I got 0% Success rate At thegym.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
How many?
Okay, how many times have youtried?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Probably two maybe three.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
So you're 0 for three .
Yeah, you've been lifting for along time.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm done with that shit now, though.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
No, I would never.
I would never coach a woman atthe gym.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't think that.
I think it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And then you find out they'll wait for a couple of
months and then tell you oh, youknow I got married.
Okay, you could have told methat last month, you know what I
mean Like last month.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, so where's a good place to meet someone?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A grocery store.
She got a lot of meat in herbasket.
Massage parlors.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Where.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She got a lot of meat in her basket.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, I said massage parlors.
Shout out to D-Watt, I don'tknow what would you?
Consider Go.
Browns.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Depends on what you're looking for in Ohio.
I'm just playing.
If she got a lot of meat in herbasket, then you know, it might
not be cost effective, butthat's probably what you doing
with all that meat, if you goingthere, she ain't got nothing
but potato chips and Skittlesand shit.
She probably young.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So I mean ask yourself that question what
would be a good place for a guyto approach you?
Let me get my pen, though,before you start, take notes,
joe, let me get my pen Coffeeshop.
Just like, so you're orderingyour triple latte.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Coffee shop, or maybe I'm sitting down, what?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
coffee shop Like Black Rifle.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Starbucks Bikini.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Beans.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
He said Bikini Beans, no coffee shop like black rifle
, penny coffee shop, starbucks.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He said bikini beans no ain't that the girls with the
bathing suits?
Yeah, a lot of women up there,dutch bros maybe a restaurant,
if you're by yourself arestaurant would you eat by
yourself?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
oh yeah, I have done.
You've ate by yourself before.
You don't seem like the typethat'll eat by yourself.
Oh yeah, I have done.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You've ate by yourself before.
You don't seem like the typethat'll eat by yourself.
You just look like you alwayshave company.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Would you sit at a bar or would you sit at a
regular table?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I've done both.
If I don't want to wait for atable, I just go and sit on the
bar.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
So if a guy approached you at the bar and
said, excuse, me miss.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
doing.
My name is such and such.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or what if he came like hey, you going to let me
crack hey.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I know how do you spell such and such.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
S-U Hold on, hold on and arch Let me spell it out S U
Hold on Hold on and Arch, letme spell it out, don't just say
it like that.
I don't know how you spell that.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I'm writing all this shit down.
I'm like I'm successful One ofthese days.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
That's interesting Cause, you know as guys.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We don't really think about that Cause, listen, I'm
gonna tell you this.
You know I do a lot of podcastsListening and Internet
searching.
And I'll tell you this you knowI do a lot of podcasts
listening and internet searchingand apparently people are kind
of chilling on the well, I'msure people still online date,
but they said people are kind oflike chilling out on the dating
(28:40):
sites.
Yeah, I agree, and just tryingto get it.
I guess they say it has to dowith yeah, because it has to do
a lot yeah with the catfish.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well, I don't think it's so much as a catfish, it's
just dangerous because you justnever know.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And what if you did the reverse catfish?
No, I think, I don't think thatwould work.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
No, like you know, you send a person and he looks
like, uh, like shallow, how youever saw the movie.
Shallow, how you know kind of,you know like a kind of chubby
out of shape.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Dad vibe, unassuming, and then you know, you start
vibing a little bit and you belike you know what, let's meet
up.
And then you meet up and thenit's like Michael B Jordan slash
.
His name is Michael B PittWashington, so he's like Denzel,
(29:34):
brad Pitt and Michael B Jordanall morphed into one.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, he's just handsome as hell.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And then you just like, would you be mad?
Like wait, you're supposed tobe some fat dude Hell no, I'm
like, you ain't really my type.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
I thought you was going to look like this, hey,
but if it was the other wayaround, you would be mad.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh yeah, I want a dad bod.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah some women do like that right, that's all
they get, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Don't believe that shit.
You think it's a lie, I don'twant.
No, goddamn, dad bod.
They don't want no dad bod Joethey stuck with that
motherfucker and he ain't goingto work out and he got a fat
belly and shit.
They say that shit to maketheir man feel good.
Oh, I like the dad bod.
You're lying ass.
See, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I've heard that, listen, I've heard that Some
women don't like she a lying ass.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
They don't like their men looking as good as them.
She's a lying ass.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
No, I'm telling you, I mean we got one right here.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
But listen, I'm telling you, right now You're.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, you think she.
Wait wait, wait At first wait.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
You think she gonna take a diet bod Average, or did
he say?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
above average.
What no?
At first Remember, did he sayaverage or above?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh, anyway, yeah, but your average Is different from
my average.
You can't go by average, no,listen.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Anyway, we keeping it 100.
You know you Well above that.
But If you have a guy you can'tgo by average.
You want a guy that works outright.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's what you want though right Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
But do you have friends that don't care?
Do you, do you?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, inquiry minds want to know, Well and cry
reminds one of those.
I do have friends.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
That don't work out.
But they want guys that they'rein shape, but they don't work
out.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
See that's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Listen that Bull, that.
No, that's an absolute no, no,yes.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
That's an absolute no , no.
But to me my man has to workout, has to look good, because
if he looks good I out has tolook good, because if he looks
good I look good.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
You'll look good for your man Okay.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Which makes sense.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
But so, like women come up, you know they be like
oh, I need to do that.
6'2", 6'3" make $100,000.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You know he works out every day.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I'm just saying Don't throw money in it, take the
money out.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
He said, there we go.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
But then they don't look good themselves.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
So you're just like, okay, well, do you work out what
do you bring to the table?
You know what I'm saying Againthat's such a standard Sometimes
you ain't been here.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh yeah, no, because you can have somebody.
Okay, let's just say they makea million, they don't care what
he look like yeah, look at ChrisRock before he start making
money See.
Yeah.
So now let's just say yousitting up here, no, he wouldn't
.
And you just sitting around andthen a young lady tap you on
the shoulder or whatever.
(32:46):
You look back and be like ohman, I was wondering if I could
get your number and it's likeRasputia.
You'd be like girl, if youdon't get out of here, if you
don't get your ass out of here,nah, you ain't gonna do that
You'll be like you know At thatpoint in time, you ain't going
to do that.
I mean that's standards.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You'll be like.
You know you have to have somestandards At that point in time.
You would just hit them withthe I'm married thing.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But, but, but.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
But my ring fell off in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
What if Halle Berry?
What if Halle Berry tapped youon the shoulder?
I'm taking my ring off.
How you doing?
I just took it off.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
First, I'll be like you talking to me?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
You talking to me.
Why your finger?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
ain't got no skin on it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You're going to ring out that bitch.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Hey, once again I like to put.
This is for entertainmentPurposes only.
We're just here weekly Toentertain the people Y'all know,
Y'all ain't getting Nothing butjokes A little bit yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
We get a little bit, we get a little serious, nah,
but it's crazy, the people, youknow, they just think Like For
black men.
They just think like for blackmen.
They just think you're supposedto accept the norm.
You know what I mean?
No, you know, I want a fat assand all that shit.
You're supposed to accept that?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
But I mean, that's not the norm.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Then see you're talking to a white woman, and
then they want to get mad.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, they talk to white men.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay, so since you all black, right, I have a
question for you guys, it's true.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Are you going to get canceled for this?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, it's true For you to ask.
It's true About three inchesfrom the ground All right.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Oh no go ahead, go ahead.
Is it true that you guys, blackmen, prefer Big ass, big booty
than titties?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh, that's true, I do like big booties.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Than ass.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I do not lie, no, I'm saying big booty, oh big booty.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, big booty, oh, big booty.
Yeah, big booty.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Like if it but.
I mean it don't have to be.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think it's more of a like.
It's a shape, shape, it's notbig.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's so much as big as a shape.
Right, because some people gotbig booties in.
Okay, because if you look atLizzo's booty.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
That's a big booty, right you look at.
J-lo's booty, that's a nice ass.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would pick J-Lo's booty over
Lizzo's booty, but J-Lo gotcolor blood.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
So you guys like big ass.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, it ain't so much as big, it's firm and round.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, just like how it's shaped Firm and round.
Yeah, Like the fake big booties.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, just like how I shave Firm and round yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Like the fake big booties.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, that BBL is terrible.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh, you're talking with the biscuits, Like would
they curve up like the biscuits?
Yeah, the biscuits, I like thebiscuits oh you know that's good
.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I like the biscuits yeah, or you guys like the like.
You can put your gorilla pawson it.
I like the biscuits.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
So is it really a black thing that you guys like?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I think.
I don't think it's a blackthing.
I don't think it's a blackthing, I think.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
It's just a men thing Men thing.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, I mean.
No, I heard some white dudesDon't like this I heard that
it's a everything White men LikeBreasts.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, because I've actually they reason they like
titties Because Back in the dayWhite women had no ass, that's
all they had.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No listen.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
White women get no ass In 79.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hey, no, listen, when I was in high school, it was
after 79.
No, no, that's true, that'strue, but there was a White,
obviously.
I went to a predominantly Whitehigh school but there was a
white.
Obviously I went to apredominantly white high school
but there was a white chick realnice body.
(36:53):
We obviously used to say shehad like a nigga body.
We ain't tell her that, but tothe fellas we said it.
She hated her booty so much.
I mean, she had a real, realnice body and you just like damn
because her little skinny whitefriends had like the little
pencil booties, and so shewanted a little like a little
(37:14):
booty but I bet you now, ifshe's still in shape or whatever
, she probably loving life man,what would be your preference?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
would you rather have a nice ass or nice titties?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Both.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
No, no, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You got to pick one.
It's very rare.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hey, on this show, on this show we.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
God's not going to give you all three.
Yeah, we got to you know,Explain to her all three.
It never happened bro.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Like you, can be 6'3" , nice body, but not rich.
God ain't going to give you allthree.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Welcome to my life.
You can get them now.
You just got to pay for it.
No, god is a cruel person.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You can pay for it now, but if you, no, but it it's
still like you would ratherhave a Nice booty.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
God is a cruel person Cause he'll give a woman Big
titties and no booty.
Yup, that's true, give a womana big booty and no titties.
That's true.
And if he give a woman Bigbooties and big titties, she's
butt ugly.
You're not going to get allthree of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You're not getting all three you don't care.
You seen them.
They ain't got no hair longerthan two minutes to 12.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
See Body be like damn , Face be like no, I'm not
making this up, man, I'm justtelling you.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
This is my observation from years and years
of studying right here.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay, I'm not making this up now, I'm just telling
you.
This is my observation fromyears and years of studying
right here.
Okay, can I have a hypothetical, hypothetical yes, would you
still?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
beat.
Yes, I don't know why you evenasked me that Duh Just for a say
though.
I'm just saying, if by chanceDoes she walk, god gave you all
three of those Nice butt, nicetits, beautiful hair.
You bat shit crazy.
I bullshit you not, I'm tellingyou, it's just weird how that
(39:18):
works.
That motherfucker would cutyour car up, slash your tires,
all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
You heard the woman.
She dug the keys in the garage.
You know the old song, the oldcountry song.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh man, you think would you key a car.
Have you keyed a car?
No, I haven't Sugar in a gastank.
That's a loaded question.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a loaded question, nope, hey, that's what
I'm saying.
You got to start interviewingthem now.
It used to be.
You just go in there like, ooh,she gorgeous, I'll take her.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hey, oh, no, go ahead .
Speaker 4 (39:54):
So I got a question for y'all right and I already
sent it to Bosco.
But would you rather be funny,good looking or good at making
love?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay, no, I'm going to leave it.
I got to marinate on that Cause.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, no, I'm going to tell you it don't make any
sense, cause if you're not goodlooking, you're not funny, you
ain't gonna never make love.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
No listen, no listen, listen.
I'm taking good looking.
Okay, Because even if I'm notgood at making love, I'm still
making it.
It's going to sound crazy, LikeI said.
Y'all know how we operate onthis show, so this is what I'm
saying.
So let's say, I'm making loveto girl A, but then she don't
(40:43):
like me.
Shit.
Now you're just going to be onthe girl.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
B, right, that's an option when you're handsome.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So basically, I'm just making bad love, just to
like some random chicks, okay,so here's the thing.
That's why I said good luck.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Here's a question I would ask Now.
You'd rather be ugly handsome?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
or kind of cute Damn.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Damn.
I personally, I would nevertake kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Because that's a claim.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No, that kind of cute guy got to work hard, bro, he
ain't going to get nothing done.
Ugly guy gets laid.
Handsome guy always get laidUgly guy gets laid.
That motherfucker in betweenthat kind of cute guy, nothing.
Ugly guy gets laid.
Handsome guy always get laidugly guy gets laid, that
motherfucker in between thatkind of cute guy hey wait.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I heard one girl call the breakfast club one time.
She was talking about her somedude.
I ain't gonna say her dude, butyes, I guess some cat.
You know, they were kind of,you know they were friends with
benefits, and she was like I'mgoing to tell you this Y'all
will never see me in public withthis dude, but I do let him
(41:54):
come over at night.
So I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
But if you ugly, yeah , and that's what she was saying
.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But she was saying that homeboy, put it down Back
in the day.
The women would say, hey, ifyou want to have some good sex,
get an ugly dude, Because theydon't get too much too often
when they go in there they'regoing to kill it.
Well, that's the same withgetting a fat chick right, oh no
, I don't know what they got onthe fat chick, they always have
(42:23):
somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, I know right.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I don't know where they found them at, but they
always got somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I don't see.
The same stuff that apply toguys don't apply to girls, they
don't, yeah, hold up.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Because, listen, would you rather go for the kind
of cute guy or the ugly guy?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Kind of cute.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
So you would.
You see, that's what I'm saying.
Then the ugly, yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
If it's ugly.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
I'm.
That's why I don't understand.
Yeah, you're a girl, aren't youKind of cute?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
yeah, I will make you look cuter man.
I'm just telling you, man.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
You go to Come on.
I've seen guys that were not sohandsome and they'd be with the
.
It's because they got, it ain'tbecause they got money.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
They got money, it ain't because they got no money
either.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's just.
There's just something aboutthem.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
They have the charisma, I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They got the charisma , they got the wrist.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And they have absolutely fucking nothing to
lose True?
So they can approach somebodywith confidence or whatever.
They ain't got shit to lose.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I'm not saying with the kind of cute guy.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
No, that motherfucker ain't going to do shit.
I was in that predicament.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
You the kind of cute guy you kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Everybody getting something but me Shit.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
That's what I'm telling you, bro, like wait,
hold on.
How are you in the uglycategory getting more than you
Shit?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
That's what I'm telling you.
Oh Shit, I'm like I'm like damn.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I'm in the handsome category.
That's what I'm saying, thoughI ain't got to deal with these
problems.
No, because you know that'swhat I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You ain't got nothing to lose, though, like it's just
like when you drink a lot, youain't got shit to lose.
You just throw caution to thewind and most of the time you're
successful.
You know that's all it is.
But, like I said, that guy notso handsome guy, he got shit to
lose.
He go in there with all thatcharisma and shit, big smiles
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and all that shit telling jokesand shit.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Boom, he gone and you stuck at the table with the
purse watcher, purse watcheralert.
We got to get an alert buttonon here.
I'm going to find an alarm.
And those who get offended bypurse watchers don't be offended
(44:43):
by that, because it's probablythem right Because if you
offended.
You're probably the pursewatcher.
You ain't never had to watchpurses a day in your life.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
You probably won't Call Rosalinda.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
She's going to get us in the club for free.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We're going to go dance.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Watch the purse, because then you know how we're
not girls operating or they putyou out there.
Girl, go, get us some drinks,you're going to have the real
cute one.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
She got the real pretty one.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
I've been there.
They use me.
You're going to have the realpretty one.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
So do you Wait, hold on.
So when you go out, do you tryto go out With people that look
At least as good as you, orpeople that look kind of?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
All my friends look good.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
That's what I'm saying, all of them.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
To me yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, and see you're going to have that real pretty
one.
She's going to be the lush theyall look good, everybody has
their own thing.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah, okay, you know what I?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
mean so you don't bring at least one ugly one with
you?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, that's the purse watcher.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
We do have one that she's yeah, I got you.
She's Joe at average.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
She doesn't dress like us.
She dresses more like a grandma.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Okay, but she's still pretty.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
She's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Okay now let's just say you saw Rosalinda and her
crew.
Mm-hmm, which one are you goingfor?
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I'm going to start at the top and work my way down.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That's how you operate.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
That's the way I operate you start at the top and
by the time midnight rollsaround, I'll be good and messed
up.
First watcher will be lookinggood.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
So you with your crew right, there's five of y'all
Handsome guy comes up to thegroup and goes for the not the
purse watch, the purse watcherone.
How's that going to make youfeel?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Oh yeah, I'm bad.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
It make you feel bad.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Like damn girl.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
How did you pull back ?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
No, that's what I'm saying.
That's how you do it.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
It's a strategy that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
When you see all of them, you go for the one.
I'm just going to say you gofor the least of the bunch.
So you go with the least fromthe bunch and you out there on
the dance floor right, and thenso she's sitting up there.
So basically what you're doing,you're planting the seed.
(47:14):
You know you'd be like.
You know he want to go talk toTop Dog, but you go dance with
this one.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Why would you do that ?
Because it happens before, whena guy came and asked my other
friend, the one that looks older, right, and that was cool.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And he ended up wanting to talk to you, yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
And he asked me if I wanted to dance and I said no.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's a game.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Even though I thought he was really cute, I said no.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Because he asked her first.
Yes, so had he asked you first.
So did you think he was likesecond fiddle?
Maybe he just was like tryingto break the ice.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Man I'm telling you, you made them nervous.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
It's a pecking order man.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
I'm petty like that.
It's a pecking order.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
She said I'm petty like that.
No.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's going to be five of them, right?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah, it's going to be five of them at the table.
Listen.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
You know, you got that one right that ain't going
to let nobody lead the crew forno reason whatsoever.
Period.
Now that real cute one there,that's going to be the one that
drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Now she's going to be right behind us.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
She's going to drink a little bit, a lot too, right,
yeah, but she's going to drinkright with her, though she gotta
have a shot, buddy, so this onehere is this one, here is over
here pondering shit, that thatthird one is pondering, like
what the fuck is going on.
You go to the middle but you butyou got that one that to
protect her, that's not gonnalet nothing happen to nobody.
She gonna where's she at andthat's the one they're gonna.
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They're gonna hold hands andwalk through the club together
and shit, make sure they don'tget separated.
You got to find that one.
Once you get that one out ofthe way, you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
That's why you have to have a buddy the protector,
the one that you have to get ridof the protector.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, the protector.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
You know who I'm talking about.
You got one of your friendsthat protect you?
Speaker 4 (48:59):
No, we do have one.
You have the protector.
Is she the grandma?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
No, she's just a protector, she ain't going to
let nothing happen to nobody.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
When a guy is bothering us.
We know that it's not a goodlooking, she'll start coming to
me.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
If he's not good looking.
Yeah, like if they know.
See see all the guys.
No, like if they know that youknow it ain't your time See, see
all the guys.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
No, no you got to find that protector bro Now I'm
going to tell you how the dudeswork.
We have five, right yeah?
Now we don't care because wedon't have purse watchers.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
We got a broke one, though, yeah no, you got a broke
one, but this is what you do,right here.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
You go, and then you see your boy talking to a chick.
You're like well, okay, thereyou go.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
That's all we got right there.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
We ain't got no protectors, we got you, or?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
you just sit up here and be like See you tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yep, hopefully Good luck.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Ask her if she can't hear with somebody.
I'll take you, I'll take herfriend off your hands.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, damn, you got you in that wingman you
sacrifice right the night.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
I mean, she might be good looking.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
You don't know what about she not?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team, then you
just be like nigga, you owe meone.
You got to take one for theteam bro.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I get the next one.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Owe me big time.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
But see, that's how guys are.
It's called the wingman law.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
We're teammates.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Women no, women are teammates.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I'm just saying though yeah, they work together,
but we protect each other morethan you guys.
No, because it's you can havethe table.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
if you find out which one of them the protector and
you eliminate the protector, yougood.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Okay.
So if a guy come offer you adrink, does he have to buy you
and all your friends a drink?
A heck of a chance, damn Hell,no.
A drink, a hick's?
Yeah, damn Hell, no, hell no,like let me get everybody a
drink, 1942.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Gentleman Nope.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
That's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
How is that a gentleman?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Because if I'm by myself, okay, but if I'm with my
friends, so are you and allyour friends gonna yeah, this is
where you contradicted, that's$150.
You Contradicting yourselfright now why.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Because now he done.
Went and talked to the pursewatcher but offer her a drink
and you sitting up.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
But he's coming to me .
He's coming to me and offer mea drink.
Okay, but but most of the guysthat let me tell you something
Most of the guys that they comeand we're in a group, they buy
drinks for all of us, Not justfor me.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Right, okay, I can understand.
So now, when that guy does that, do y'all just get top shelf or
you just get what you normallyget.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
No, they ask us what you guys want.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
So then you go order top shelf.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
No, whatever we're drinking.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah that's good, I can, I can I can, I can.
I like all your friends already.
I'll tell you what we are nexttime, so you can come and buy us
a drink.
I like all your friends alreadyyou can go to every table like
that.
Everybody want to drink.
Tom's Chef, give me the 1942.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
You know I don't drink them Like listen, I don't
drink them.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
We can just say you know what we have.
Hennessy privilege.
That's all I drink.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
They said, oh you want a shot and they pick the
tequila.
They are the ones that theyusually.
Well, we have HennessyPrivilege, that's all I drink.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
They said, oh, you want a shot.
And they pick the tequila.
They are the ones that theyusually get like the Like.
Y'all can go out.
Give me a shot of Azul Zerodollars.
I mean y'all.
We already know this.
Y'all can go out zero dollarsand have a good time and have a
time of your life is doing that.
You can go out every day of theweek and have a good time and
have zero dollars.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Because we all come down to men what Men go after
women by looks right.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
And women we fall into men by what?
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
She got two knickers running together bro.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Yeah, by looks, you guys go by looks.
Initial and us, we go by what?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Looks the pocket.
Well, you know, you can't, youdon't know.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Call it nicer, providers, providers, you go by
looks too.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
So initially we're going to go by looks Initially.
Yes, so initially we're goingto go by looks.
But if I start talking to youand you like, yeah, let me get
you, you start getting allghetto and stuff.
I'm like you ain't goingnowhere.
No, I'm going somewhere.
You ain't going nowhere.
Trust me, I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
You ain't going, nowhere.
You lying to me, quit lying.
That motherfucker be ratchet asfuck.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
She look good, she fine as hell, you ain't going to
stay there.
You ain't going to talk to nochick super ratchet, hell.
No, you going to stay therewith that ratchet motherfucker.
Let me get you a drink.
Oh yeah, Let me get some ofthat Hennessy you know what I'm
saying?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
You going to stay there with that ratchet
motherfucker until youaccomplish your mission.
I'm sophisticated now, mansoldier, come on you going to
let that run you off because shea little ratchet.
He ain't going nowhere.
You have to have standards.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm in my upper 40s.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
I got standards now bro.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Don't listen to that.
When you get older, you have tohave standards.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
You got to yeah, because you can't do the shit
you usually do.
You can go pull a chick that Iused to pull.
I'm not going to kick myself,I'm not going to lie about that.
I can't pull them like I usedto pull them.
So, yeah, that's the onlyreason you would have, like all
(54:40):
these standards and shit,because you're just trying to
fight, just trying to convinceyourself like, yeah, you still
got game.
No, you ain't got the shit nomore.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Now you gotta get standards.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
You just got your wire and you just got what you
can pay for when you get older,you get what you can pay for if
you have money.
It depends.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
You, a real one boy.
I'm gonna tell you I ain'tpaying for no 45, 50 year old
coochie.
You, a real one boy, that'swhat you have money for, I'm
going to tell you I ain't payingfor no 45, 50-year-old coochie,
I don't know that goddamn much.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
That shit got to be young bro.
Got to be like young 21, 22.
Oh my God, You're a perv.
You are a perv.
If I'm going to pay for oldshit, I ain't paying for no old
shit I don't.
If I'm going to pay for it,shit, I'm not paying for no old
shit.
Bullshit, you're not.
I'm just saying you owe thatline about two old men with a
ratchet chick.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
If I approach a woman and how she talk to me.
Even if she can be fine as hellif she talk to me, ratchet, I
ain't Again to me.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
So if Halle Berry was ratchet, you ain't going to
holler at her.
Listen to me.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Here's what's going to happen.
I already got an area to HalleBerry.
No, I'm saying she's not HalleBerry, but yeah, no, no, but she
looks like I wouldn't.
No, okay, that's just me.
If she ratchet and hot as foot,nope, here's what's going to
happen.
It's going to be one One anddone.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
That's what you want to do so.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Don't sit there and say I ain't talking about
ratchet bitch, You're going tobe one and done.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
If I'm looking for a one night stand, Every nigga
looking for a one night stand.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
At least once, and then you end up like, oh yeah, I
kind of like her, you know, Iguess we date now, guess we go
together you circle yes, youlike me circle, yes.
Do you like me, yes or no?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
No, but like I said, man, when you get older, yeah,
you got to develop likestandards and shit yeah you do
you?
Have to, and because you'reyoung, I mean you can have a
standard all because you want toyeah.
And you're old, you ain't gotno damn choice.
You know what I'm saying.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I remember the back and ball, because obviously you
know growing up in the hood, youain't no ratchet, no.
But you ain't no Ratchet, no,you ain't no ratchet, but now
that you're older.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
But in the same token , we men have Chef life, just
like women do.
Chef life Fucking expires, justlike they do.
Ain't no market For nomotherfucking 56 year old nigga.
See, there ain't no marketthere.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
No, that's true, ain't no market there, that's
true.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
That's where your money come in.
Speaker 4 (57:26):
So that's the market right.
That's the money.
Come in you in the money marketnow.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
No, that's where the money come in.
Yeah, no, and all thesestandards you talk about?
Because now you got to go outand get the cars and shit put up
, a standard so you can attractthe one that you like.
Because I don't care how oldyou are, you still like the same
type of woman, I don't care.
The same type of woman you likewhen you're 18, when you get
(57:50):
motherfucking 70, that's thesame type of woman you gonna
like.
You just can't get thatmotherfucker.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
I call it having athlete eyes.
You ever think, like theathletes, the entertainers,
forget the entertainers, I'mjust keeping straight athletes,
okay, maybe having somebeautiful women, yeah, and
you'll just be sitting up here.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
You'll just start thinking like Because a lot of
them are in shape and they agegracefully.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, that's all that is it's?
Just like, and they have money.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
Well, that helps too, yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Because there's some of them that they're in shape
but they're not good looking.
Travis Hunter.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah, I know, but what I'm saying is man who put
that on Thing to my Y'all, y'allare.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
You had a picture of LaWanda.
Y'all are out of control, man.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Did you see that shit ?
I haven't seen it.
They got a picture of LaWandaNext to him.
Dog, oh y'all, I haven't seenit.
They got a bitch.
Lawanda next to him dog, oh dog.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Y'all wrong, man, jamie.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Foxx, that's a nice young man it is.
The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
He's lucky he plays football.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
See, that's what I mean Him.
He would be very successful atgetting women.
That's what I'm saying Becausehe's got charisma.
He does have charisma.
He's funny, he's athletic.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
He's a real good kid.
He can dance.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
All that shit, and he wouldn't have no problem
getting a woman, whether heplayed football or not.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
I guarantee you that.
Yeah, women like guys that candance, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
But he's ugly, but he grows on you.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
We don't know we don't know if he would have the
charisma if he didn't play, ifhe wasn't in the position you
was nah you born with that, bro,you don't?
Speaker 2 (59:34):
just yeah nah that don't have nothing to do with
football yeah, you born withthat shit like either, yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
I got a friend of mine.
I'm gonna tell you I'm gonnabust him.
I got bust my friend of mine,this dude.
He wasn't a handsome guy in theworld we want to agree to and
the just had that, took apacifier and sucked from a
pacifier and made it look cool.
I bullshitting that we in highschool that mother walked around
with a pacifier in his mouthand the girls ate it up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I said you got to be kidding because they figured
that's how you're going to suckon that thing thing and maybe it
is, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Maybe he was practicing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but they ate
it up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Man, I'm just saying, though, you're just born with
that shit, I agree, I agree.
And then some guys, you justain't got it, you know.
You be handsome as shit and youjust ain't funny.
You just not a people personyeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
You be like anti-introvert yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Anti-social.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You just kind of sit up here and be like oh there's
Rosalinda.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
And then it's just like everything you say just
come out, wrong you know, what Imean.
Like you know, it just come outwrong, like everything you say
you see, I think it depends onthe person.
You got a fat ass.
I mean not fat, but like phatyeah, right, exactly you gotta
explain yourself you know what Imean.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Like yeah, I think it's.
I think it's a comfort factortoo, right.
So like, if it's the person youreally like or you're
comfortable with it, you'regonna talk to them a little bit
more, okay, if, if I approach abeautiful woman and she's again
I'm intimidated by her, then I'mgoing to be like what if you
had to go holler at Halle Berry?
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Man, I'd be shaking my damn booty.
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Hell yeah.
It'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
She's a little older now, but it'd be a little
intimidating.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
It'd be very intimidating.
Hell nah, a little older now,but it'd be a little
intimidating, it'd be veryintimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Hell, no, I'd be like Miss Barry, ain't it right,
rosalinda?
Miss Barry, she ain't Rosalindaintimidating she ain't a, but
you just talked to her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
She's just a person.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I know that You'd be like Rosalinda can I get your
phone number?
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
And then she's going to either say yes or no, and
then she'd say no, this is thefirst time you got charisma.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
No, I'm just going like, just like in general, you
got charisma and you approach.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Rosalinda at the gym First time.
Never seen her before in yourlife.
She would have been the one tosay why are you?
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
talking to me when I'm little and sick.
Damn man.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
But I'm just saying would you be intimidated by her
had you not known?
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
her man I wouldn't even go over there with she is.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Because she's intimidating right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Man, I wouldn't even go there.
I agree, let's see, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
You are intimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Am.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Initially yes yeah.
But we know you, so we knowyou're a nice average woman
thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Thank you for the compliment but the same token.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I can go over there and say I'm a regular person.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
This is just jokes, folks.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I can go over there and she say you don't talk to
nobody in the middle of the setand he can walk over there and
do the same.
Hey, you need a spot.
She's like thank you, wait, no,somebody asked me.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
You know what I mean like what the fuck just happened
here?
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I know I live more than this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I should be spotting but that just like said
oh, I cannot, I can say whatyou want to say confident,
whatever the fuck you want tocall it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
But a lot of men some men just got that shit, I agree
.
And them motherfuckers, justwhatever they say.
Man girls get the tee here andthey can say something you be
sitting there, this nigga don'tknow shit, and the girls be over
there Tee heeing and shit.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Just cause how he looks hey.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
You mess around.
Be like, ain't the ClevelandBrowns In Miami?
Yeah, oh you're so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I did not know that, did you know?
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Cleveland.
Spread the rumor, yeah,cleveland.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Browns.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
In Miami?
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, did you know that be like well, they got a
game down there cause they sureas fuck don't play there.
No, but I'm just saying, though, like some guys just got it, I
mean, motherfuckers, be dumb.
I mean I know guys like thatdumb as a bag of fucking hammers
, bro, but they had that thingand they always had girls.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
That's funny, that thing I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
That thing too.
I guess you know what LaurynHill is talking about, that shit
.
Oh yeah, you know what she wastalking about, I'm sorry, Miss.
Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Shit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
But you know it's, it's.
I mean, it is what it is, and Idon't know what to say about
that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Hey, we, we hope people.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
No, hey we.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
We hope people learn from this.
They should Once again.
This is for Entertainmentpurposes only, but see what we.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Listen to, but we speaking on like what happened
20, 20, something from this theyshould.
Once again, this is forentertainment purposes only, but
see what we're listening to,but we're speaking on like what
happened in the 20s.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh yeah, no, no Shit.
Now, though, is just totallydifferent.
It's just different.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
For us.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
we grew up in the era where, if Rosalinda is standing
across the dance floor, you'regoing to walk over there, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
You're going to try to catch that eye contact.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
And be like hey, you know you want to dance, yeah,
now.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That motherfucker going to send a DM?
Yep, dm.
Meet me in the middle of thedance floor.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Or try to airdrop, yeah, or just stand right next
to her.
Can I get your number?
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
No, and then just be sitting up there, like on IG,
looking at each other.
Hello, and you hot, hello yeahlike that's the thing right Now.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
People just ask for.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Instagram.
They just be like let me getyour Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Yeah, they don't ask for like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Man, I'm like man, give me your phone number or
something, that's great.
I think that takes a lot ofemotions and shit out of it too.
Hey, what we said is beforethat people they even because
they have breakup, and move onright now.
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
They text breakups.
I was listening to this radioshow.
Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Back in the day you break up.
It took you six months to get arelationship.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Oh yeah, you like man Quit coming over here.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Your mama like me.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
This cat.
He was saying that His nephewWas using chat Like chat.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
GPT.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
To give him a breakup text.
So we start reading.
I was like damn that's good, Iwas like what the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You'd be like oh God, she's just they'd be on the oh.
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
God, she just broke up with me.
They have EI too, okay.
They have that EI computerthing they can do everything for
you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Oh yeah, no yeah, the AI, the computer thing.
They can do everything for youguys.
Oh yeah, the AI, yeah, it'slike you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Oh my god, cheryl just broke up with me.
Oh, let's see what Tiffany'sdoing ain't that crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
And then it's like, hey, you sit up here and then
you get the attention.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Oh, cheryl just broke up with me.
Oh, that's a shame.
You want to hook up later?
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yup.
And then the next thing youknow, next week you seeing your
old boo With her dude yeah,exactly, and you just move on
like nothing.
But back in the day you see yoube like, oh, she at the bowling
alley or something you donemade about five mixed tastes
breakup.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
mixed tastes Like oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I think I'm going to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I don't need to be here.
Number love songs.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I ain't in my right mind.
God damn it.
Uh-oh, hey, hey, listen, y'allknow we don't disappoint.
Y'all know Joe's phone wasgoing to go off.
Anyway, we got oh, hold on whenmy screen just go.
We got a couple of uh, we havedude, why are they showing this
(01:07:54):
shit?
Okay, bring her back.
It's a horror film.
Bring her back bring her back.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I did watch.
Find a destination, by the way,yeah yeah, that was alright.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Yeah, I liked it yeah no, that was all right.
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah, no, it was good , Yup.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, it was good.
I still haven't seen MissionImpossible.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I still need to see Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What is that song?
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
What's that, brian Cranston?
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
one coming out.
So wait, bring Her Back.
Started this week and wait,let's see.
Well, y'all know Lilo andStitch.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Oh yeah, gotta go see that.
I can't wait to how to Trainyour Dragon.
I gotta find some kids though.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I kinda wanna see that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Oh, how to Train your Dragon.
Yeah, I saw the cartoon version, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I'm saying I watched it with the kids or the animated
version yeah, yeah, yeah, wewatched that with the kids like
it's like.
I remember one time whenspider-man came out right and I
decided to go to the movie bymyself, I was like the only in
there were no kids did you feelcrazy?
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
oh man this guy is on the list it was just
wall-to-wall.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Kids went.
Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
That's when Toby the Spider-Man, oh yeah, Toby, oh,
the Karate Kid.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Karate Kid comes out today.
Karate Kid Bloodline rightLegends.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Karate Kid Legends.
I want to see how they link ittogether.
Dude, you know what they goingto link it.
They said they linked all ofthem.
Now I think I want to see thatjust because.
Yeah that's my childhood rightthere.
So bring her back and KarateKid.
Karate Kid are the new ones.
Who was?
Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
the Karate Master in that one.
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Miyagi and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Jackie Chan, yeah, jackie Chan, jackie Chan is the
cause.
He was, he, was, he wasbasically Mr Miyagi in the Smith
yeah, and that's what everybodywas saying, that one wasn't
real good, but Mr Miyagi wasyeah, he ain't around too much
no longer.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Well, he's dead.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Okay, he ain't around too much.
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
What's the name of?
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Bryan Cranston.
Oh, dude, what's his called?
It's in the movies.
What movie?
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
do you want to see Rosalinda?
Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Bring her.
What is it?
Bring her back.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Bring her back.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
You want to see that, yeah, I like scary movies.
Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Oh you one of them horror movie people.
I like scary movies.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
You like thrillers?
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
So when you go to the movies, your dude's sitting at
you.
He jump and grab you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Yeah, he jumps and grabs me.
Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Holy shit.
I mean, you're just average.
You're like oh, you're justaverage.
Oh, I'm dragging him in my hand.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Like I said, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
He ain't one of them, people that talk through the
movie Girl, don't go in there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
He's not one of those .
He'll be like baby can you goto the bathroom with me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Hey, has anybody heard about the Hurry Up
Tomorrow?
I heard it wasn't.
Yeah, I mean they just got allthese movies out, man.
The Hurry Up.
Tomorrow, that's the one withthe weekend.
When's the Phoenician schemecome out?
The what Phoenician?
Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
scheme.
Oh, I's the one with theweekend.
When's the Phoenician schemecome out?
The what Phoenician scheme?
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Oh, I don't even see that one Today.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
What is that about?
It's kind of ah man, oh youknow what.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
The last rodeo.
That's another one that justcame out today.
Not sure what it's about.
Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
The Phoenician scheme got a bunch of people Phoenicio
Del Toro, Scarlett Johansson,Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bill
Murray.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
And that's out now.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Bryan Cranston.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Oh, so that's the Bryan Cranston one.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Yeah, Because I was talking about on Dan Patrick.
He was on Dan Patrick today, sothat's why I saw the previews.
When is the new?
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Jurassic Park coming out.
I think that's in a coupleweeks.
Wait, what's the name of theone Venetian scheme?
Dude that man.
Yeah, you sure that don't come,it might come out next week
cause a lot of times.
When they start doing the littlemedia circuit, they start like
a week earlier, unless it'sbeing shown.
(01:12:10):
When they start doing thelittle media circuit, they start
like a week earlier, unlessit's being shown at like a
specific place.
And my old school movierecommendation, eddie and the
Cruisers Nice, you rememberEddie and the Cruisers?
That was good, that was realgood.
So for all the people, I don'tknow where you can watch it at,
(01:12:32):
but just find Eddie and theCruisers.
Hey, our time to ran out.
So alright, well, until nextweek or the week after when we
decide to meet again y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Thank, you, rosalinda .
Yeah, you know, it's always apleasure we like when you come.
Thank you to meet again.
Thank you, rosalinda.
Thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
It's always a pleasure.
We like when you come.
It's always fun.
You have good spirits.
Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
And she's very average, very average.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Thanks, cap.
Alright, everybody Holla.
Oh, bro, you be doing this so busy.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm sneezing already.
Damn, as soon as we crack themic.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Ow.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's up boys?
Welcome to the Nobody's TalkingPodcast.
We are here for another week.
We got a long time.
(00:47):
What would you call it a longtime guest, a guest from the
past.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, every now and again.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
A once in a while guest.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Here to bless us with her presence.
I am your boy, I'm Bosco, andsitting to my left.
You know who it is Rod.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
To my left Rodeo, rodeo.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Rodeo is the aggressive one.
To my left, rosalinda, say itagain, we got Telemundo in the
house.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Rosalinda.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh yeah.
Anyway, she made me moist.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Is it the way she rolls her arms?
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Rosa Rosa.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
What if I say Rosalinda?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You don't do it for me.
Rosa I'm sorry, I'm not sayingyou're not a handsome man, but
you just don't do it for me,just hate to say it.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway, I am drinking Root beer, root beer exactly,
and I ain't even saying and heis drinking, that's an energy
drink.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's a Celsius.
Is it an energy drink?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, kind of that tastes pretty rough there, the
Celsius.
Not too bad when they say nottoo bad.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's bad, it's bad.
No, it's actually pretty good,have you had them before yeah
yeah.
Pretty good is bad.
You would have said thatthey're she-o-some.
They're one of the morehealthier ones.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I remember we talked about when Red Bull started last
week or the week before orwhatever, and so that's a
competitor like Red Bull, andMonster.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I think this is one of the more healthier ones.
This one got pretty goodreviews.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Do y'all have a?
Because I don't drink energydrinks?
Supposedly not.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I think't drink energy drinks Supposedly not.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
I think everything is excessive if you drink too much
.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I might have one.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I've seen one guy has kidney stones and he almost
died, he's probably drinking oneevery day.
He was fucking hurting boy.
No, that shit hurt.
You got to pee it out.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, I know, but for him to get a kidney stone from
that man went to pee andcollapsed.
Yeah, but if he was gettingkidney stones from drinking, and
what?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
exactly are kidney stones.
It's actually like a stone.
It's a stone.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And it just forms in the gut in your kidney.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Man, you have to pee them out, don't you?
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:25):
But they're bad if you Well they use a laser to
crush them.
I think, hey, you know what,but you know what they're bad if
you drink it like with an emptystomach.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh Well, I ain't never got to worry about that
then.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, you should not be drinking those.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I could drink the mother all day, then that's not
making any sense they say thelike, she was saying excessive
drinking.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm sure excessive drinking of anything, yeah,
except for water.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, except for water, even water, they say,
even water, they say it has tobe a lot.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
But they say if you just drink a lot of water, water
, it has to be a lot.
They say if you just drink alot, a lot, a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
You're basically drowning yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
If you're just sitting there drinking gallons
of water you're drowningyourself.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Your body can't absorb all that water.
You can only absorb so much anhour anyway.
You have to let it pass throughwater.
That's what it is.
You can only absorb so much anhour anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Right, you have to let it pass through.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Man water.
I swear to goodness I coulddrink some water right now.
Now I got to use the bathroom.
I swear to God, in about six,seven minutes.
Once you hit 40, that's when ithappens, how in the hell To?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
men Once you hit 40,.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You take a sip of something and you be like god
damn why I got a piece of it.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I used to be able to hold it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But then sometimes I be on a road trip and have to
use the bathroom, I be like, ah,I be alright.
I'm telling you, like if it'slike an hour If it's like not a
long, long road trip.
You don't reach that shit.
No more If it's coming for likean hour or two.
But there have been a coupletimes where I'm like I don't
(05:13):
think I'm going to make it topacing, let me go and pull over.
In a little safe road, crackthe door open, just pee in
between it, like, okay, I don'tthink nobody can see me, they're
going too fast anyway, it was atrip.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
I was driving down the freeway last week.
I can't remember where I wasgoing, but dude was backed up.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
He was off to the side of the freeway and he's
probably 10 feet outside his carpeeing.
He wasn't even next to his car.
Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, no, you ain't supposed to, because if anybody
see it, they want to see it.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Want to see you peeing, or want to see yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
If they see it, they want to see it.
Yeah, I mean, if you thinkabout it Like you know, what is
he doing?
He peeing, okay, oh yeah, keepit moving, oh yeah, but you
would You're trying to bediscreet, discreet about?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
it Because really, that's still public indecency.
Right, you got to go.
You can still go to jail, butwhat's?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
crazy about it, you ain't going to go to jail.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Just don't do it by no school yard.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, what's crazy about it?
There was a tree maybe 20 yardsfrom where he was from, so he
could have easily went behind Onthe other side of the tree.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You know that man walked 20 feet.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I wouldn't have made no damn 20 feet Shit.
No, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I know I ain't gonna make it.
It was a trip.
I don't even risk a situationlike that no more.
Nah, nah, if.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I see a bathroom sign .
I got to go Shit.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
That's what happens when you get 40.
You don't even have to pee, youjust be walking by a bathroom
like sometime you go to themotherfucker and he ain't got no
more dick trill.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Let me go ahead and go.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You hear some little running water, Ah damn it.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I got to use the bathroom.
Don't let it come out Is it thesame for women.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
You can't risk it though.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No, I think we can hold it.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Y'all can hold it.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
I I mean, I guess, until you get like super old,
older.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Oh, that's when they wear them pull ups yeah man do
too,
Speaker 4 (07:12):
we can just whip it out.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Y'all can't whip it out everywhere though, oh you
can don't do it by no schoolyard.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
You gotta register if they catch you in public period
, you got to register.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
A school bus go by you peeing, you be like damn.
Let me go down to this policestation and register man.
I was peeing.
A school bus goes past me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
They don't even tell you how you registered.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
They just say you registered.
Now everybody think you're apervert Because you had to pee.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Has anybody gotten any?
Like you know how you getletters in the mail and stuff.
Oh, I used to get them all thetime.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, over in Litchfield I haven't gotten any.
I don't mean neither, and I hadall of them on the refrigerator
, like three or four of them inthe neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And then, well, you probably would too, especially
having little kids at the time.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I had little girls too.
Yeah, all in the refrigerator?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
They sent them to your house.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I don't know if they do it as much now, because I
mean, you know, I guess fuckingdeviant behavior is acceptable
now.
They don't send them as much asthey used to.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think in my old house I got one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Because I know the number of perverts ain't
decreased.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Oh no, hell.
No, they probably just stay inthe house now.
Not decreased at all, becauseyou got the internet.
And then you know there'll be astaying in the house now, and
not decreased at all Because yougot the internet.
And then you know there'd be afew in the gym.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh yeah, they didn't have to kick a few people out?
Why have you seen someone getkicked out?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Why no?
But I do know of somebody thatgot kicked out.
He was stalking Damn, he wasstalking.
And I'm sitting up here likeman.
This dude is like some, like hewould.
I mean you would see him gotalk to a chick and it's just.
I mean, you know, you walkaround the gym, you say hi to
(09:17):
people or whatever, but it's not, it's like meaningless, like oh
hey, what's up?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
okay let me ask.
Ask Rosalinda a question.
So you're an average lookingwoman am I so at the gym, can
you tell when dudes are checkingyou out, looking at you,
following you?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
not really, but there was one dude no, he got kicked
out.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
No, he got kicked out , yeah, but he was so obvious,
Like not just Dude, I told y'allit was a dude at your table.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You've seen he was at LA Fitness.
Really I didn't want to put himout there, but he was at LAF.
Yeah, edit that.
But you can't.
He was at LAF, edit that.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I don't notice that Because I'm so focused On my
routine I don't look around.
But that dude, it was just soobvious.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Really.
Yeah, he was annoying, sincewe're on the the gym when it's
become Cool For the guys To wearthem Little bit of shorts, dog,
you mean the like which ones?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
The.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
European ones.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Whatever you know, like they had, oh Cause they got
the hoochie daddy.
Hey, wait, hold on Real quicktoo we gonna get to his.
But I just wanna throw out hereso we can talk about this after
.
Shout out to Johnny's house.
I was listening to him A coupledays ago and I guess it's
supposed to be A Johnny's house.
I was listening to him a coupledays ago and I guess it's
supposed to be a Speedo summerfor men.
(10:50):
Obviously that ain't going tocatch on.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Just like the men rumpers, I'm not wearing.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Listen, you wearing a Speedo?
No, no, me neither.
It's just uncomfortable.
I'm not wearing.
I'm not wearing.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Remember they tried that shit with the rumper?
Yes, they had the man rumper.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, the little jumpsuit, women wear it.
You know what a rumper is whothe hell gonna wear a rumper A
man.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Warriors.
Are you fucking serious?
No, but I've been noticing alot in the gym.
I call them catch me, fuck meshorts.
Okay so.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is there a difference .
Speaker 4 (11:27):
So they got the hoochie daddy shorts right.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Now which one are the hoochie daddy shorts?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
So they cut off about halfway through your thigh and
then they got the shorter shortsin there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Man, they got the bead in the middle and all kinds
of shit.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
They might as well put on a pair of pink panties.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, I'm not in though.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I'm just saying, I just been, I'm like man.
Why in the hell are theywearing that shit?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Y'all got big legs or whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't care how big your legs are.
There's no reason to wear that.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You ain't going to rock it, joe no.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'm not going to it doesn't look attractive.
So what is?
But she knows what I'm talkingabout.
So what would be?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
considered, like as far as length of shorts, that
you would want to see a guy in.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
A guy.
Yeah, just probably Regularshorts Three inch Above the knee
Above the knee, yeah, sobasketball shorts too long.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Basketball Three shorts too long, three inches
above the knee.
So if you're working out, butif you squat, you don't really
want to squat in basketballshorts, because they can get
above the knee.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's three inches above the knee of the tennis
skirt.
No, it's a what A tennis skirtLike the shortest.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, the three inches.
So what if the shorts are like?
The length is like Above the?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
knee.
You said three inches above theknee, that's three fingers.
You said three inches above theknee, that's three fingers.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Okay, my fingers are tiny, that ain't no damn three
inches.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Isn't it an inch a?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
finger.
No, a finger inch is like that.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It is like that you got big fingers.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I know, but that's a finger inch, that's right here.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, that's about an inch.
That's a finger inch, so likeyour thumb, from the thumb
knuckle to the end of your thumbKnuckle to the Just a little
bit up off your knee.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, then, thank you .
Yeah, Because them guys bewearing them shorts, man, and
I'm like this is fucked up.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, it's just in.
Look attractive.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it looks.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
No, I know exactly what you're saying.
I see them in the gym.
I sit up there and look at them.
Like you's up, I'm sittingthere thinking.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I'm thinking like I said this is the kind of shit
you should be mad about, not thetransgender thing.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
This is the shit you should be mad about, right now.
Wear that shit to the gym.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Like, who told you that them shorts were attractive
?
Okay, we know you have nicelegs, you might want to show
them off.
No, I want to show them off.
No.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
But I don't think they're even comfortable for you
guys.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Sexy legs is for a woman.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
And then I was seeing guys doing squats.
It's not even, it doesn't evenlook comfortable, because
they're short.
And then you go down and it'smore.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Shorter, yes, and then for some reason they're
always chewing gum.
Use up.
You know the one that's chewinggum and lifting.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I'm like, oh God, damn.
Or the cat is always throwingthe bar against the ground.
I'm like dude In front of themirror.
It's only 25 pounds on eachside.
Man, that's so annoying.
Stop making so much noise.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Making all that noise ?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I don't make any noise, it's just you know your
basic.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, yeah, Like you know, if you're trying, you can
hear my mom across the gym andshit and you walk over there
like tens on that move.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You can hit them all across the gym and shit and you
walk over there like tens onthat move.
Oh, that's terrible, that isthe worst.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Hey Talk, listen, what the hell you know how you
sit up here.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
You know at the gym and cats.
You know it's like three dudeson a bench, right.
You know they sitting up there,they getting it in, listen.
You lift what you want to lift,I could care less.
You know they sitting up there,they getting it in, listen.
You lift what you want to lift,I could care less.
You do you.
But then you got like a 10 anda 5 on or two 10s, and then you
(15:15):
lifting next to the chick andshe got like a 25 and a 5.
Oh, I saw that this morningactually you got to leave, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I saw that this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hey, that's crazy, this chick was so anyway, how do
you feel it's called egolifting?
How do you feel outlifting men?
We ain't even talking aboutsquatting, we're just saying
like on the bench, yeah, wedon't when you have a 25 and a 5
on Damn good.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
So you're benching.
What about 135, 95?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
125.
125.
I think it's my max Right now,but you're going to get.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
So you want to do 135 ?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah eventually A 45 on each side.
Mm-hmm, have you ever done itbefore?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Yes, one time.
Yes, we did one time oh that'sgood.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
That's good.
No that's real impressive.
Do you want to say you want tosay your, because I know women
don't like to talk about theirweight.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
My weight.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, would you say how much you weigh 136.
Okay, oh, that's real good.
That's impressive, because ifyou said 236 and you lifting 135
, you'd be like, yeah, yeah,like I said you know what they
say.
Hey, no, listen, because I sawI was walking into the gym,
(16:38):
there was a young lady and herworkout partner.
She was putting out 185.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was like okay, Nigga, she was putting out 185.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was like, okay, Nigga, she was 285.
But then, you know, it was just.
I mean you're like, okay, yeah,you're supposed to be 185.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She should have been putting out 285 then, but it was
so funny.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Because you could tell it looked kind of like she
was, you know, a power lifter,kind of like you know like a
power lifter.
So I'm sitting right here andyou know kind of you know my
shoulder kind of messed up alittle bit, something like 135.
So you know, they sitting uphere, I throw them two plates on
.
Bitch, you got me fucked up.
(17:21):
I ain't him.
All right, get on out of here.
Ego lifting right there.
I know nigga, I do 225, but Idon't know more Now I do 185.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Then how do you feel when a woman is lifting more?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
weight.
No, no, I get up and leave.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, she ain't going to lift more weight On a squat,
on a squat.
Yes, I don't care when it comesto legs.
You squat more than me.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I don't care when it comes to legs, like if a woman's
in there and she's doing a hardlike heavy leg.
So, like for me, on leg press,I stop at about five plates.
You warm up at five plates.
Like for me, I don't again.
Listen yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't go, I think my max has been six.
I go three plates, four tops,but I normally work out with
just two plates, two plates Onthe leg.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, see, I stop at five.
I probably work out with four.
So there was a woman in there.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'm built for speed.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
And she had probably six plates on her.
I'm just like go ahead.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Was she going all the way down or was she half?
She?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
had some legs on her, she was strong Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That kind of bothered me, you know, when a dude had
like 13 plates.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, one dude had on like eight plates, each side
Two on the top.
Hey, then he had his hands onhis knees.
Hey, I know y'all probably outthere in podcast land like why
y'all hating Because this is forentertainment purposes only?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
and we letting y'all hatin', because this is for
entertainment purposes only, andwe lettin' y'all know what the
hell we don't like, becausethat's what haters do.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yes, Today is a hatin' episode.
You know what else I hate?
Rich people Nah listen the dudethat just drove past me in a
Ferrari.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
They put all that weight on the leg press and that
motherfucker moved one inch.
Yeah, like lift it.
I said what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5 (19:10):
And then you know I'm the type to wear, but is your?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
ego like everybody else?
No, that's, I mean, we all haveegos.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
But if I put it on there.
I can lift it Three inches.
Okay, I'm going to lift that,yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Like honestly, for real, when I did the 225, I
really only did it just becauseof my shoulder.
So I was like let me just seeif I did it a couple times and
was like, yep, I'm not back yet.
I just tried to do a dip thismorning.
I was like nope.
So all I do now is just thelandmine press and I do the
(19:43):
multi grip.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
I can bench press like that, but I can't bench
press traditional let me ask yousomething, joe, say you at the
gym, pretty woman like RosaLinda comes around you, eagle
lifting you gonna throw anotherplate on you ain't gonna be like
, oh bad bitch, because all myyears in the gym I have never
(20:06):
been successful in talking to alady in the gym.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Never.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Never.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Don't look, listen, you never know, maybe this is
what you're saying no, here Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Gym crush here now.
Here's something else.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I tried once and she goes you don't talk to people
while they're working out.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's what she told you, don't talk to people while
they're working out.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
That's what she told you?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, Okay so, all right, listen, let's talk about
this.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
It's annoying because you were right there doing your
workout, you have your AirPodsand people coming.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
She didn't have her plugs on, so I figured it was
safe.
Okay, but what?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
if it's an attractive guy that you're into, what if
you don't want?
Speaker 2 (20:44):
to miss your opportunity, like, okay, I want
to talk to her.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Let me at least say hello, you got something in
common.
You're working out.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
If I like the dude, I'm going to say hello and
probably start talking.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
You're going to approach the dude and say hello.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
No, I'm not going to approach the dude.
But if the dude approaches meand and I think he's cute and I
like him, then I will talk tohim, I will stop my workout and
have a conversation what if achick asked me for a spot?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
does she like me?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
no damn I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
No, you want hey then sat up here and they blow oh,
hey, can, hey, can you spot me?
Nah, nah, I'm straight.
You know what's puzzling aboutthe?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
whole thing.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Nope, maybe she does like you, because I would never
tell.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You could go and try to give female advice, right?
I mean, of course everybody canlearn something, right?
Right?
No exactly, and they'll getoffended.
But a fat dude can come up andgive ab tips and nobody say shit
.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Let me tell you about this one.
See story time there was a dudeblue jeans, white white dingy,
white white beater.
I just had to throw that inthere for that's okay.
So people would know, that'sokay.
We sitting up here hitting abs,hitting sit-ups.
Right, you come up to Steve.
(22:16):
Oh see, like what you want todo.
Now you know I'm sitting off inthe back.
I'm just sitting up here likehas this cat looked at his belly
?
Okay, now you look at Steve'sbelly and you look at this
dude's belly.
I'm like why is he giving?
It should be vice versa, right,steve should be giving him tips
(22:37):
.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Won't nobody say shit to that guy?
Yeah, I was just sitting uphere laughing and he'll give
advice all day long.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I had to go get a drink of water.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Women be laughing and joking with him and shit you go
up there.
Hey, let me show you yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I got this tricep workout.
I got this.
Hey, I've been doing this for along time.
Listen.
How dare the gym, the the, somefunny stuff, especially because
I like to people watch and I'vebeen going to the same gym over
20 years, so I've seen peoplefrom freshman year of high
(23:16):
school to where now they gotkids and you're like man, I've
been in this gym a long time,but it's just weird.
Then you see the young ladytalk to the guy and I just be
like, ah, this ain't going toend well, because I know she's
single, because she's justalways in there like by herself.
(23:37):
Then I see you can kind of seeit start to work and you be like
, oh, okay, now I ain't talkingabout they're a real couple, I'm
talking about they met at thegym and I'm like, oh hell.
And next thing, you know like,damn, where's homeboy at right?
Then you see another good,another dude.
(23:58):
You be like, ah, she's stilltrying.
Now I ain't gonna say, well, Idon't even know who she is, but
all I'm gonna say is that she ondude number three right now.
Damn, I'm like.
I don't see them, no more well.
I'm like hey, forget that.
This my gym.
You just gonna see me once youlike.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Just say, if you did smash, it'd be kind of difficult
to go back to the same gym yeah, that's, that's, yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
To go back to the same gym yeah, that's, yeah,
that's.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
It wouldn't bother me either, but still.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, that's I don't know.
I think that's super, superawkward, Like just trying to
hook up at the gym.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
I mean, if you I mean that would be anywhere though.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
So if you hook up at the bar, I mean I mean if you
but you're supposed to hook upat a bar and a club If you're a
regular at a bar.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But the gym is like hey, you just see each other,
you just go to a different gymif it doesn't work out.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
It might be a safe haven.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Or just yes and no.
I mean you just let you seeeach other.
You go to the gym, that's asafe haven for you, man.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Burn off all that shit you put in.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
So then if you see her and you mad as hell, now you
gonna lift harder, like thisbitch.
Now you up here Lifting harder.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
That's what I'm saying Now.
I can lift 95 pounds Last week.
I was doing 65 I'm just sayingthis is all that aggression I'm
trying to get out Ever, ever,ever, ever.
I got 0% Success rate At thegym.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
How many?
Okay, how many times have youtried?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Probably two maybe three.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
So you're 0 for three .
Yeah, you've been lifting for along time.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm done with that shit now, though.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
No, I would never.
I would never coach a woman atthe gym.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
I don't think that.
I think it's creepy.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And then you find out they'll wait for a couple of
months and then tell you oh, youknow I got married.
Okay, you could have told methat last month, you know what I
mean Like last month.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, so where's a good place to meet someone?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A grocery store.
She got a lot of meat in herbasket.
Massage parlors.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Where.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She got a lot of meat in her basket.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, I said massage parlors.
Shout out to D-Watt, I don'tknow what would you?
Consider Go.
Browns.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Depends on what you're looking for in Ohio.
I'm just playing.
If she got a lot of meat in herbasket, then you know, it might
not be cost effective, butthat's probably what you doing
with all that meat, if you goingthere, she ain't got nothing
but potato chips and Skittlesand shit.
She probably young.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
So I mean ask yourself that question what
would be a good place for a guyto approach you?
Let me get my pen, though,before you start, take notes,
joe, let me get my pen Coffeeshop.
Just like, so you're orderingyour triple latte.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Coffee shop, or maybe I'm sitting down, what?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
coffee shop Like Black Rifle.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
Starbucks Bikini.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Beans.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
He said Bikini Beans, no coffee shop like black rifle
, penny coffee shop, starbucks.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
He said bikini beans no ain't that the girls with the
bathing suits?
Yeah, a lot of women up there,dutch bros maybe a restaurant,
if you're by yourself arestaurant would you eat by
yourself?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
oh yeah, I have done.
You've ate by yourself before.
You don't seem like the typethat'll eat by yourself.
Oh yeah, I have done.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You've ate by yourself before.
You don't seem like the typethat'll eat by yourself.
You just look like you alwayshave company.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Would you sit at a bar or would you sit at a
regular table?
Speaker 5 (27:37):
I've done both.
If I don't want to wait for atable, I just go and sit on the
bar.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
So if a guy approached you at the bar and
said, excuse, me miss.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (27:50):
doing.
My name is such and such.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Or what if he came like hey, you going to let me
crack hey.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I know how do you spell such and such.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
S-U Hold on, hold on and arch Let me spell it out S U
Hold on Hold on and Arch, letme spell it out, don't just say
it like that.
I don't know how you spell that.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I'm writing all this shit down.
I'm like I'm successful One ofthese days.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
That's interesting Cause, you know as guys.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
We don't really think about that Cause, listen, I'm
gonna tell you this.
You know I do a lot of podcastsListening and Internet
searching.
And I'll tell you this you knowI do a lot of podcasts
listening and internet searchingand apparently people are kind
of chilling on the well, I'msure people still online date,
but they said people are kind oflike chilling out on the dating
(28:40):
sites.
Yeah, I agree, and just tryingto get it.
I guess they say it has to dowith yeah, because it has to do
a lot yeah with the catfish.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Well, I don't think it's so much as a catfish, it's
just dangerous because you justnever know.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And what if you did the reverse catfish?
No, I think, I don't think thatwould work.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
No, like you know, you send a person and he looks
like, uh, like shallow, how youever saw the movie.
Shallow, how you know kind of,you know like a kind of chubby
out of shape.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Dad vibe, unassuming, and then you know, you start
vibing a little bit and you belike you know what, let's meet
up.
And then you meet up and thenit's like Michael B Jordan slash
.
His name is Michael B PittWashington, so he's like Denzel,
(29:34):
brad Pitt and Michael B Jordanall morphed into one.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah, he's just handsome as hell.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
And then you just like, would you be mad?
Like wait, you're supposed tobe some fat dude Hell no, I'm
like, you ain't really my type.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
I thought you was going to look like this, hey,
but if it was the other wayaround, you would be mad.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh yeah, I want a dad bod.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, yeah some women do like that right, that's all
they get, bro.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Don't believe that shit.
You think it's a lie, I don'twant.
No, goddamn, dad bod.
They don't want no dad bod Joethey stuck with that
motherfucker and he ain't goingto work out and he got a fat
belly and shit.
They say that shit to maketheir man feel good.
Oh, I like the dad bod.
You're lying ass.
See, I've heard that.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I've heard that, listen, I've heard that Some
women don't like she a lying ass.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
They don't like their men looking as good as them.
She's a lying ass.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
No, I'm telling you, I mean we got one right here.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
But listen, I'm telling you, right now You're.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Okay, you think she.
Wait wait, wait At first wait.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
You think she gonna take a diet bod Average, or did
he say?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
above average.
What no?
At first Remember, did he sayaverage or above?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh, anyway, yeah, but your average Is different from
my average.
You can't go by average, no,listen.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Anyway, we keeping it 100.
You know you Well above that.
But If you have a guy you can'tgo by average.
You want a guy that works outright.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's what you want though right Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
But do you have friends that don't care?
Do you, do you?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
It's funny.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well, inquiry minds want to know, Well and cry
reminds one of those.
I do have friends.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
That don't work out.
But they want guys that they'rein shape, but they don't work
out.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
See that's bullshit.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Listen that Bull, that.
No, that's an absolute no, no,yes.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
That's an absolute no , no.
But to me my man has to workout, has to look good, because
if he looks good I out has tolook good, because if he looks
good I look good.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
You'll look good for your man Okay.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Which makes sense.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
But so, like women come up, you know they be like
oh, I need to do that.
6'2", 6'3" make $100,000.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
You know he works out every day.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
I'm just saying Don't throw money in it, take the
money out.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
He said, there we go.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
But then they don't look good themselves.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
So you're just like, okay, well, do you work out what
do you bring to the table?
You know what I'm saying Againthat's such a standard Sometimes
you ain't been here.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Oh yeah, no, because you can have somebody.
Okay, let's just say they makea million, they don't care what
he look like yeah, look at ChrisRock before he start making
money See.
Yeah.
So now let's just say yousitting up here, no, he wouldn't
.
And you just sitting around andthen a young lady tap you on
the shoulder or whatever.
(32:46):
You look back and be like ohman, I was wondering if I could
get your number and it's likeRasputia.
You'd be like girl, if youdon't get out of here, if you
don't get your ass out of here,nah, you ain't gonna do that
You'll be like you know At thatpoint in time, you ain't going
to do that.
I mean that's standards.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You'll be like.
You know you have to have somestandards At that point in time.
You would just hit them withthe I'm married thing.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
But, but, but.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
But my ring fell off in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
What if Halle Berry?
What if Halle Berry tapped youon the shoulder?
I'm taking my ring off.
How you doing?
I just took it off.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
First, I'll be like you talking to me?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
You talking to me.
Why your finger?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
ain't got no skin on it.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
You're going to ring out that bitch.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Hey, once again I like to put.
This is for entertainmentPurposes only.
We're just here weekly Toentertain the people Y'all know,
Y'all ain't getting Nothing butjokes A little bit yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
We get a little bit, we get a little serious, nah,
but it's crazy, the people, youknow, they just think Like For
black men.
They just think like for blackmen.
They just think you're supposedto accept the norm.
You know what I mean?
No, you know, I want a fat assand all that shit.
You're supposed to accept that?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
But I mean, that's not the norm.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Then see you're talking to a white woman, and
then they want to get mad.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Well, they talk to white men.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay, so since you all black, right, I have a
question for you guys, it's true.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Are you going to get canceled for this?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, it's true For you to ask.
It's true About three inchesfrom the ground All right.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Oh no go ahead, go ahead.
Is it true that you guys, blackmen, prefer Big ass, big booty
than titties?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Oh, that's true, I do like big booties.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Than ass.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I do not lie, no, I'm saying big booty, oh big booty.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, big booty, oh, big booty.
Yeah, big booty.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Like if it but.
I mean it don't have to be.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I think it's more of a like.
It's a shape, shape, it's notbig.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
It's so much as big as a shape.
Right, because some people gotbig booties in.
Okay, because if you look atLizzo's booty.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
That's a big booty, right you look at.
J-lo's booty, that's a nice ass.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would pick J-Lo's booty over
Lizzo's booty, but J-Lo gotcolor blood.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
So you guys like big ass.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
No, it ain't so much as big, it's firm and round.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, just like how it's shaped Firm and round.
Yeah, Like the fake big booties.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yeah, just like how I shave Firm and round yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Like the fake big booties.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, that BBL is terrible.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Oh, you're talking with the biscuits, Like would
they curve up like the biscuits?
Yeah, the biscuits, I like thebiscuits oh you know that's good
.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
I like the biscuits yeah, or you guys like the like.
You can put your gorilla pawson it.
I like the biscuits.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
So is it really a black thing that you guys like?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I think.
I don't think it's a blackthing.
I don't think it's a blackthing, I think.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
It's just a men thing Men thing.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Yeah, I mean.
No, I heard some white dudesDon't like this I heard that
it's a everything White men LikeBreasts.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, because I've actually they reason they like
titties Because Back in the dayWhite women had no ass, that's
all they had.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No listen.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
White women get no ass In 79.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hey, no, listen, when I was in high school, it was
after 79.
No, no, that's true, that'strue, but there was a White,
obviously.
I went to a predominantly Whitehigh school but there was a
white.
Obviously I went to apredominantly white high school
but there was a white chick realnice body.
(36:53):
We obviously used to say shehad like a nigga body.
We ain't tell her that, but tothe fellas we said it.
She hated her booty so much.
I mean, she had a real, realnice body and you just like damn
because her little skinny whitefriends had like the little
pencil booties, and so shewanted a little like a little
(37:14):
booty but I bet you now, ifshe's still in shape or whatever
, she probably loving life man,what would be your preference?
Speaker 4 (37:25):
would you rather have a nice ass or nice titties?
Speaker 5 (37:28):
Both.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
No, no, you have to pick one.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
You got to pick one.
It's very rare.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Hey, on this show, on this show we.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
God's not going to give you all three.
Yeah, we got to you know,Explain to her all three.
It never happened bro.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Like you, can be 6'3" , nice body, but not rich.
God ain't going to give you allthree.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Welcome to my life.
You can get them now.
You just got to pay for it.
No, god is a cruel person.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You can pay for it now, but if you, no, but it it's
still like you would ratherhave a Nice booty.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
God is a cruel person Cause he'll give a woman Big
titties and no booty.
Yup, that's true, give a womana big booty and no titties.
That's true.
And if he give a woman Bigbooties and big titties, she's
butt ugly.
You're not going to get allthree of them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You're not getting all three you don't care.
You seen them.
They ain't got no hair longerthan two minutes to 12.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
See Body be like damn , Face be like no, I'm not
making this up, man, I'm justtelling you.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
This is my observation from years and years
of studying right here.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Okay, I'm not making this up now, I'm just telling
you.
This is my observation fromyears and years of studying
right here.
Okay, can I have a hypothetical, hypothetical yes, would you
still?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
beat.
Yes, I don't know why you evenasked me that Duh Just for a say
though.
I'm just saying, if by chanceDoes she walk, god gave you all
three of those Nice butt, nicetits, beautiful hair.
You bat shit crazy.
I bullshit you not, I'm tellingyou, it's just weird how that
(39:18):
works.
That motherfucker would cutyour car up, slash your tires,
all kinds of shit.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
You heard the woman.
She dug the keys in the garage.
You know the old song, the oldcountry song.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh man, you think would you key a car.
Have you keyed a car?
No, I haven't Sugar in a gastank.
That's a loaded question.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a loaded question, nope, hey, that's what
I'm saying.
You got to start interviewingthem now.
It used to be.
You just go in there like, ooh,she gorgeous, I'll take her.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Hey, oh, no, go ahead .
Speaker 4 (39:54):
So I got a question for y'all right and I already
sent it to Bosco.
But would you rather be funny,good looking or good at making
love?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay, no, I'm going to leave it.
I got to marinate on that Cause.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Okay, no, I'm going to tell you it don't make any
sense, cause if you're not goodlooking, you're not funny, you
ain't gonna never make love.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
No listen, no listen, listen.
I'm taking good looking.
Okay, Because even if I'm notgood at making love, I'm still
making it.
It's going to sound crazy, LikeI said.
Y'all know how we operate onthis show, so this is what I'm
saying.
So let's say, I'm making loveto girl A, but then she don't
(40:43):
like me.
Shit.
Now you're just going to be onthe girl.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
B, right, that's an option when you're handsome.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
So basically, I'm just making bad love, just to
like some random chicks, okay,so here's the thing.
That's why I said good luck.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Here's a question I would ask Now.
You'd rather be ugly handsome?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
or kind of cute Damn.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Damn.
I personally, I would nevertake kind of cute.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Because that's a claim.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
No, that kind of cute guy got to work hard, bro, he
ain't going to get nothing done.
Ugly guy gets laid.
Handsome guy always get laidUgly guy gets laid.
That motherfucker in betweenthat kind of cute guy, nothing.
Ugly guy gets laid.
Handsome guy always get laidugly guy gets laid, that
motherfucker in between thatkind of cute guy hey wait.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I heard one girl call the breakfast club one time.
She was talking about her somedude.
I ain't gonna say her dude, butyes, I guess some cat.
You know, they were kind of,you know they were friends with
benefits, and she was like I'mgoing to tell you this Y'all
will never see me in public withthis dude, but I do let him
(41:54):
come over at night.
So I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
But if you ugly, yeah , and that's what she was saying
.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But she was saying that homeboy, put it down Back
in the day.
The women would say, hey, ifyou want to have some good sex,
get an ugly dude, Because theydon't get too much too often
when they go in there they'regoing to kill it.
Well, that's the same withgetting a fat chick right, oh no
, I don't know what they got onthe fat chick, they always have
(42:23):
somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, I know right.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I don't know where they found them at, but they
always got somebody.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I don't see.
The same stuff that apply toguys don't apply to girls, they
don't, yeah, hold up.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Because, listen, would you rather go for the kind
of cute guy or the ugly guy?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Kind of cute.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
So you would.
You see, that's what I'm saying.
Then the ugly, yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
If it's ugly.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
I'm.
That's why I don't understand.
Yeah, you're a girl, aren't youKind of cute?
Speaker 5 (42:50):
yeah, I will make you look cuter man.
I'm just telling you, man.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
You go to Come on.
I've seen guys that were not sohandsome and they'd be with the
.
It's because they got, it ain'tbecause they got money.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
They got money, it ain't because they got no money
either.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
It's just.
There's just something aboutthem.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
They have the charisma, I guess.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
They got the charisma , they got the wrist.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And they have absolutely fucking nothing to
lose True?
So they can approach somebodywith confidence or whatever.
They ain't got shit to lose.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
I'm not saying with the kind of cute guy.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
No, that motherfucker ain't going to do shit.
I was in that predicament.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
You the kind of cute guy you kind of cute.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Everybody getting something but me Shit.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
That's what I'm telling you, bro, like wait,
hold on.
How are you in the uglycategory getting more than you
Shit?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
That's what I'm telling you.
Oh Shit, I'm like I'm like damn.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
I'm in the handsome category.
That's what I'm saying, thoughI ain't got to deal with these
problems.
No, because you know that'swhat I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
You ain't got nothing to lose, though, like it's just
like when you drink a lot, youain't got shit to lose.
You just throw caution to thewind and most of the time you're
successful.
You know that's all it is.
But, like I said, that guy notso handsome guy, he got shit to
lose.
He go in there with all thatcharisma and shit, big smiles
(44:20):
and all that shit telling jokesand shit.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Boom, he gone and you stuck at the table with the
purse watcher, purse watcheralert.
We got to get an alert buttonon here.
I'm going to find an alarm.
And those who get offended bypurse watchers don't be offended
(44:43):
by that, because it's probablythem right Because if you
offended.
You're probably the pursewatcher.
You ain't never had to watchpurses a day in your life.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
You probably won't Call Rosalinda.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
She's going to get us in the club for free.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We're going to go dance.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
Watch the purse, because then you know how we're
not girls operating or they putyou out there.
Girl, go, get us some drinks,you're going to have the real
cute one.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
She got the real pretty one.
Speaker 5 (45:12):
I've been there.
They use me.
You're going to have the realpretty one.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
So do you Wait, hold on.
So when you go out, do you tryto go out With people that look
At least as good as you, orpeople that look kind of?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
All my friends look good.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
That's what I'm saying, all of them.
Speaker 5 (45:28):
To me yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, and see you're going to have that real pretty
one.
She's going to be the lush theyall look good, everybody has
their own thing.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
Yeah, okay, you know what I?
Speaker 4 (45:38):
mean so you don't bring at least one ugly one with
you?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, that's the purse watcher.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
We do have one that she's yeah, I got you.
She's Joe at average.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
She doesn't dress like us.
She dresses more like a grandma.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Okay, but she's still pretty.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
She's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Okay now let's just say you saw Rosalinda and her
crew.
Mm-hmm, which one are you goingfor?
Speaker 1 (46:13):
I'm going to start at the top and work my way down.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
That's how you operate.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
That's the way I operate you start at the top and
by the time midnight rollsaround, I'll be good and messed
up.
First watcher will be lookinggood.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
So you with your crew right, there's five of y'all
Handsome guy comes up to thegroup and goes for the not the
purse watch, the purse watcherone.
How's that going to make youfeel?
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Oh yeah, I'm bad.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
It make you feel bad.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
Like damn girl.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
No.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
How did you pull back ?
Speaker 2 (46:48):
No, that's what I'm saying.
That's how you do it.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
It's a strategy that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
When you see all of them, you go for the one.
I'm just going to say you gofor the least of the bunch.
So you go with the least fromthe bunch and you out there on
the dance floor right, and thenso she's sitting up there.
So basically what you're doing,you're planting the seed.
(47:14):
You know you'd be like.
You know he want to go talk toTop Dog, but you go dance with
this one.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Why would you do that ?
Because it happens before, whena guy came and asked my other
friend, the one that looks older, right, and that was cool.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
And he ended up wanting to talk to you, yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
And he asked me if I wanted to dance and I said no.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
It's a game.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Even though I thought he was really cute, I said no.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Because he asked her first.
Yes, so had he asked you first.
So did you think he was likesecond fiddle?
Maybe he just was like tryingto break the ice.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Man I'm telling you, you made them nervous.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
It's a pecking order man.
Speaker 5 (47:50):
I'm petty like that.
It's a pecking order.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
She said I'm petty like that.
No.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's going to be five of them, right?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Yeah, it's going to be five of them at the table.
Listen.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
You know, you got that one right that ain't going
to let nobody lead the crew forno reason whatsoever.
Period.
Now that real cute one there,that's going to be the one that
drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Now she's going to be right behind us.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
She's going to drink a little bit, a lot too, right,
yeah, but she's going to drinkright with her, though she gotta
have a shot, buddy, so this onehere is this one, here is over
here pondering shit, that thatthird one is pondering, like
what the fuck is going on.
You go to the middle but you butyou got that one that to
protect her, that's not gonnalet nothing happen to nobody.
She gonna where's she at andthat's the one they're gonna.
(48:41):
They're gonna hold hands andwalk through the club together
and shit, make sure they don'tget separated.
You got to find that one.
Once you get that one out ofthe way, you're good to go.
Speaker 4 (48:51):
That's why you have to have a buddy the protector,
the one that you have to get ridof the protector.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, the protector.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
You know who I'm talking about.
You got one of your friendsthat protect you?
Speaker 4 (48:59):
No, we do have one.
You have the protector.
Is she the grandma?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
No, she's just a protector, she ain't going to
let nothing happen to nobody.
Speaker 5 (49:13):
When a guy is bothering us.
We know that it's not a goodlooking, she'll start coming to
me.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
If he's not good looking.
Yeah, like if they know.
See see all the guys.
No, like if they know that youknow it ain't your time See, see
all the guys.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
No, no you got to find that protector bro Now I'm
going to tell you how the dudeswork.
We have five, right yeah?
Now we don't care because wedon't have purse watchers.
Speaker 5 (49:42):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
We got a broke one, though, yeah no, you got a broke
one, but this is what you do,right here.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
You go, and then you see your boy talking to a chick.
You're like well, okay, thereyou go.
Speaker 3 (49:57):
That's all we got right there.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
We ain't got no protectors, we got you, or?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
you just sit up here and be like See you tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yep, hopefully Good luck.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Ask her if she can't hear with somebody.
I'll take you, I'll take herfriend off your hands.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, damn, you got you in that wingman you
sacrifice right the night.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
I mean, she might be good looking.
Speaker 5 (50:22):
You don't know what about she not?
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Sometimes, you gotta take one for the team, then you
just be like nigga, you owe meone.
You got to take one for theteam bro.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I get the next one.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Owe me big time.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
But see, that's how guys are.
It's called the wingman law.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
We're teammates.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
Women no, women are teammates.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I'm just saying though yeah, they work together,
but we protect each other morethan you guys.
No, because it's you can havethe table.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
if you find out which one of them the protector and
you eliminate the protector, yougood.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Okay.
So if a guy come offer you adrink, does he have to buy you
and all your friends a drink?
A heck of a chance, damn Hell,no.
A drink, a hick's?
Yeah, damn Hell, no, hell no,like let me get everybody a
drink, 1942.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Gentleman Nope.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
That's a gentleman.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
How is that a gentleman?
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Because if I'm by myself, okay, but if I'm with my
friends, so are you and allyour friends gonna yeah, this is
where you contradicted, that's$150.
You Contradicting yourselfright now why.
Speaker 4 (51:24):
Because now he done.
Went and talked to the pursewatcher but offer her a drink
and you sitting up.
Speaker 5 (51:30):
But he's coming to me .
He's coming to me and offer mea drink.
Okay, but but most of the guysthat let me tell you something
Most of the guys that they comeand we're in a group, they buy
drinks for all of us, Not justfor me.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Right, okay, I can understand.
So now, when that guy does that, do y'all just get top shelf or
you just get what you normallyget.
Speaker 5 (51:51):
No, they ask us what you guys want.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
So then you go order top shelf.
Speaker 5 (51:55):
No, whatever we're drinking.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah that's good, I can, I can I can, I can.
I like all your friends already.
I'll tell you what we are nexttime, so you can come and buy us
a drink.
I like all your friends alreadyyou can go to every table like
that.
Everybody want to drink.
Tom's Chef, give me the 1942.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
You know I don't drink them Like listen, I don't
drink them.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
We can just say you know what we have.
Hennessy privilege.
That's all I drink.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
They said, oh you want a shot and they pick the
tequila.
They are the ones that theyusually.
Well, we have HennessyPrivilege, that's all I drink.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
They said, oh, you want a shot.
And they pick the tequila.
They are the ones that theyusually get like the Like.
Y'all can go out.
Give me a shot of Azul Zerodollars.
I mean y'all.
We already know this.
Y'all can go out zero dollarsand have a good time and have a
time of your life is doing that.
You can go out every day of theweek and have a good time and
have zero dollars.
Speaker 5 (52:50):
Because we all come down to men what Men go after
women by looks right.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
Not necessarily.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
And women we fall into men by what?
I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
She got two knickers running together bro.
Speaker 5 (53:09):
Yeah, by looks, you guys go by looks.
Initial and us, we go by what?
Speaker 2 (53:14):
Looks the pocket.
Well, you know, you can't, youdon't know.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
Call it nicer, providers, providers, you go by
looks too.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
So initially we're going to go by looks Initially.
Yes, so initially we're goingto go by looks.
But if I start talking to youand you like, yeah, let me get
you, you start getting allghetto and stuff.
I'm like you ain't goingnowhere.
No, I'm going somewhere.
You ain't going nowhere.
Trust me, I'm going somewhere.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
You ain't going, nowhere.
You lying to me, quit lying.
That motherfucker be ratchet asfuck.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
She look good, she fine as hell, you ain't going to
stay there.
You ain't going to talk to nochick super ratchet, hell.
No, you going to stay therewith that ratchet motherfucker.
Let me get you a drink.
Oh yeah, Let me get some ofthat Hennessy you know what I'm
saying?
Speaker 1 (53:54):
You going to stay there with that ratchet
motherfucker until youaccomplish your mission.
I'm sophisticated now, mansoldier, come on you going to
let that run you off because shea little ratchet.
He ain't going nowhere.
You have to have standards.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
I'm in my upper 40s.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
I got standards now bro.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Don't listen to that.
When you get older, you have tohave standards.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
You got to yeah, because you can't do the shit
you usually do.
You can go pull a chick that Iused to pull.
I'm not going to kick myself,I'm not going to lie about that.
I can't pull them like I usedto pull them.
So, yeah, that's the onlyreason you would have, like all
(54:40):
these standards and shit,because you're just trying to
fight, just trying to convinceyourself like, yeah, you still
got game.
No, you ain't got the shit nomore.
Speaker 5 (54:48):
Now you gotta get standards.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
You just got your wire and you just got what you
can pay for when you get older,you get what you can pay for if
you have money.
It depends.
Speaker 2 (55:04):
You, a real one boy.
I'm gonna tell you I ain'tpaying for no 45, 50 year old
coochie.
You, a real one boy, that'swhat you have money for, I'm
going to tell you I ain't payingfor no 45, 50-year-old coochie,
I don't know that goddamn much.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
That shit got to be young bro.
Got to be like young 21, 22.
Oh my God, You're a perv.
You are a perv.
If I'm going to pay for oldshit, I ain't paying for no old
shit I don't.
If I'm going to pay for it,shit, I'm not paying for no old
shit.
Bullshit, you're not.
I'm just saying you owe thatline about two old men with a
ratchet chick.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
If I approach a woman and how she talk to me.
Even if she can be fine as hellif she talk to me, ratchet, I
ain't Again to me.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
So if Halle Berry was ratchet, you ain't going to
holler at her.
Listen to me.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Here's what's going to happen.
I already got an area to HalleBerry.
No, I'm saying she's not HalleBerry, but yeah, no, no, but she
looks like I wouldn't.
No, okay, that's just me.
If she ratchet and hot as foot,nope, here's what's going to
happen.
It's going to be one One anddone.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
That's what you want to do so.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Don't sit there and say I ain't talking about
ratchet bitch, You're going tobe one and done.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
If I'm looking for a one night stand, Every nigga
looking for a one night stand.
Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
At least once, and then you end up like, oh yeah, I
kind of like her, you know, Iguess we date now, guess we go
together you circle yes, youlike me circle, yes.
Do you like me, yes or no?
Speaker 1 (56:37):
No, but like I said, man, when you get older, yeah,
you got to develop likestandards and shit yeah you do
you?
Have to, and because you'reyoung, I mean you can have a
standard all because you want toyeah.
And you're old, you ain't gotno damn choice.
You know what I'm saying.
That's what it is.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
I remember the back and ball, because obviously you
know growing up in the hood, youain't no ratchet, no.
But you ain't no Ratchet, no,you ain't no ratchet, but now
that you're older.
Speaker 1 (57:09):
But in the same token , we men have Chef life, just
like women do.
Chef life Fucking expires, justlike they do.
Ain't no market For nomotherfucking 56 year old nigga.
See, there ain't no marketthere.
Speaker 3 (57:20):
No, that's true, ain't no market there, that's
true.
Speaker 1 (57:22):
That's where your money come in.
Speaker 4 (57:26):
So that's the market right.
That's the money.
Come in you in the money marketnow.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
No, that's where the money come in.
Yeah, no, and all thesestandards you talk about?
Because now you got to go outand get the cars and shit put up
, a standard so you can attractthe one that you like.
Because I don't care how oldyou are, you still like the same
type of woman, I don't care.
The same type of woman you likewhen you're 18, when you get
(57:50):
motherfucking 70, that's thesame type of woman you gonna
like.
You just can't get thatmotherfucker.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
I call it having athlete eyes.
You ever think, like theathletes, the entertainers,
forget the entertainers, I'mjust keeping straight athletes,
okay, maybe having somebeautiful women, yeah, and
you'll just be sitting up here.
Speaker 1 (58:12):
You'll just start thinking like Because a lot of
them are in shape and they agegracefully.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
Yeah, that's all that is it's?
Just like, and they have money.
Speaker 1 (58:20):
Well, that helps too, yeah.
Speaker 4 (58:27):
Because there's some of them that they're in shape
but they're not good looking.
Travis Hunter.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah, I know, but what I'm saying is man who put
that on Thing to my Y'all, y'allare.
Speaker 2 (58:35):
You had a picture of LaWanda.
Y'all are out of control, man.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (58:41):
Did you see that shit ?
I haven't seen it.
They got a picture of LaWandaNext to him.
Dog, oh y'all, I haven't seenit.
They got a bitch.
Lawanda next to him dog, oh dog.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
Y'all wrong, man, jamie.
Speaker 1 (58:51):
Foxx, that's a nice young man it is.
The internet is undefeated.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
He's lucky he plays football.
I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
See, that's what I mean Him.
He would be very successful atgetting women.
That's what I'm saying Becausehe's got charisma.
He does have charisma.
He's funny, he's athletic.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
He's a real good kid.
He can dance.
Speaker 1 (59:12):
All that shit, and he wouldn't have no problem
getting a woman, whether heplayed football or not.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
I guarantee you that.
Yeah, women like guys that candance, you know.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
But he's ugly, but he grows on you.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
We don't know we don't know if he would have the
charisma if he didn't play, ifhe wasn't in the position you
was nah you born with that, bro,you don't?
Speaker 2 (59:34):
just yeah nah that don't have nothing to do with
football yeah, you born withthat shit like either, yeah.
Speaker 1 (59:39):
I got a friend of mine.
I'm gonna tell you I'm gonnabust him.
I got bust my friend of mine,this dude.
He wasn't a handsome guy in theworld we want to agree to and
the just had that, took apacifier and sucked from a
pacifier and made it look cool.
I bullshitting that we in highschool that mother walked around
with a pacifier in his mouthand the girls ate it up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I said you got to be kidding because they figured
that's how you're going to suckon that thing thing and maybe it
is, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Maybe he was practicing.
Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I don't know what the fuck he was doing, but they ate
it up.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Man, I'm just saying, though, you're just born with
that shit, I agree, I agree.
And then some guys, you justain't got it, you know.
You be handsome as shit and youjust ain't funny.
You just not a people personyeah.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
You be like anti-introvert yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Anti-social.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
You just kind of sit up here and be like oh there's
Rosalinda.
Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
And then it's just like everything you say just
come out, wrong you know, what Imean.
Like you know, it just come outwrong, like everything you say
you see, I think it depends onthe person.
You got a fat ass.
I mean not fat, but like phatyeah, right, exactly you gotta
explain yourself you know what Imean.
Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Like yeah, I think it's.
I think it's a comfort factortoo, right.
So like, if it's the person youreally like or you're
comfortable with it, you'regonna talk to them a little bit
more, okay, if, if I approach abeautiful woman and she's again
I'm intimidated by her, then I'mgoing to be like what if you
had to go holler at Halle Berry?
Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Man, I'd be shaking my damn booty.
Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
Hell yeah.
It'd be a little intimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
She's a little older now, but it'd be a little
intimidating.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
It'd be very intimidating.
Hell nah, a little older now,but it'd be a little
intimidating, it'd be veryintimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Hell, no, I'd be like Miss Barry, ain't it right,
rosalinda?
Miss Barry, she ain't Rosalindaintimidating she ain't a, but
you just talked to her.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
She's just a person.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
I know that You'd be like Rosalinda can I get your
phone number?
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
And then she's going to either say yes or no, and
then she'd say no, this is thefirst time you got charisma.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
No, I'm just going like, just like in general, you
got charisma and you approach.
Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Rosalinda at the gym First time.
Never seen her before in yourlife.
She would have been the one tosay why are you?
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
talking to me when I'm little and sick.
Damn man.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
But I'm just saying would you be intimidated by her
had you not known?
Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
her man I wouldn't even go over there with she is.
Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Because she's intimidating right.
Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Man, I wouldn't even go there.
I agree, let's see, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
You are intimidating.
Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Am.
Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Initially yes yeah.
But we know you, so we knowyou're a nice average woman
thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Thank you for the compliment but the same token.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I can go over there and say I'm a regular person.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
This is just jokes, folks.
Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I can go over there and she say you don't talk to
nobody in the middle of the setand he can walk over there and
do the same.
Hey, you need a spot.
She's like thank you, wait, no,somebody asked me.
Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
You know what I mean like what the fuck just happened
here?
Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
I know I live more than this thing.
Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I should be spotting but that just like said
oh, I cannot, I can say whatyou want to say confident,
whatever the fuck you want tocall it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
But a lot of men some men just got that shit, I agree
.
And them motherfuckers, justwhatever they say.
Man girls get the tee here andthey can say something you be
sitting there, this nigga don'tknow shit, and the girls be over
there Tee heeing and shit.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Just cause how he looks hey.
Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
You mess around.
Be like, ain't the ClevelandBrowns In Miami?
Yeah, oh you're so funny.
Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I did not know that, did you know?
Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Cleveland.
Spread the rumor, yeah,cleveland.
Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Browns.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
In Miami?
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Yeah, did you know that be like well, they got a
game down there cause they sureas fuck don't play there.
No, but I'm just saying, though, like some guys just got it, I
mean, motherfuckers, be dumb.
I mean I know guys like thatdumb as a bag of fucking hammers
, bro, but they had that thingand they always had girls.
Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
That's funny, that thing I'm just saying.
Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
That thing too.
I guess you know what LaurynHill is talking about, that shit
.
Oh yeah, you know what she wastalking about, I'm sorry, Miss.
Jackson.
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Shit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
But you know it's, it's.
I mean, it is what it is, and Idon't know what to say about
that.
Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Hey, we, we hope people.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
No, hey we.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
We hope people learn from this.
They should Once again.
This is for Entertainmentpurposes only, but see what we.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Listen to, but we speaking on like what happened
20, 20, something from this theyshould.
Once again, this is forentertainment purposes only, but
see what we're listening to,but we're speaking on like what
happened in the 20s.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Oh yeah, no, no Shit.
Now, though, is just totallydifferent.
It's just different.
Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
For us.
Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
we grew up in the era where, if Rosalinda is standing
across the dance floor, you'regoing to walk over there, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
You're going to try to catch that eye contact.
Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
And be like hey, you know you want to dance, yeah,
now.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That motherfucker going to send a DM?
Yep, dm.
Meet me in the middle of thedance floor.
Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Or try to airdrop, yeah, or just stand right next
to her.
Can I get your number?
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
No, and then just be sitting up there, like on IG,
looking at each other.
Hello, and you hot, hello yeahlike that's the thing right Now.
Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
People just ask for.
Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Instagram.
They just be like let me getyour Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Yeah, they don't ask for like.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Man, I'm like man, give me your phone number or
something, that's great.
I think that takes a lot ofemotions and shit out of it too.
Hey, what we said is beforethat people they even because
they have breakup, and move onright now.
Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
They text breakups.
I was listening to this radioshow.
Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Back in the day you break up.
It took you six months to get arelationship.
Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Oh yeah, you like man Quit coming over here.
Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Your mama like me.
Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
This cat.
He was saying that His nephewWas using chat Like chat.
Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
GPT.
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
To give him a breakup text.
So we start reading.
I was like damn that's good, Iwas like what the hell?
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You'd be like oh God, she's just they'd be on the oh.
Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
God, she just broke up with me.
They have EI too, okay.
They have that EI computerthing they can do everything for
you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Oh yeah, no yeah, the AI, the computer thing.
They can do everything for youguys.
Oh yeah, the AI, yeah, it'slike you'd be like.
Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Oh my god, cheryl just broke up with me.
Oh, let's see what Tiffany'sdoing ain't that crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
And then it's like, hey, you sit up here and then
you get the attention.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Oh, cheryl just broke up with me.
Oh, that's a shame.
You want to hook up later?
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yup.
And then the next thing youknow, next week you seeing your
old boo With her dude yeah,exactly, and you just move on
like nothing.
But back in the day you see yoube like, oh, she at the bowling
alley or something you donemade about five mixed tastes
breakup.
Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
mixed tastes Like oh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I think I'm going to go home.
Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I don't need to be here.
Number love songs.
Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
I ain't in my right mind.
God damn it.
Uh-oh, hey, hey, listen, y'allknow we don't disappoint.
Y'all know Joe's phone wasgoing to go off.
Anyway, we got oh, hold on whenmy screen just go.
We got a couple of uh, we havedude, why are they showing this
(01:07:54):
shit?
Okay, bring her back.
It's a horror film.
Bring her back bring her back.
Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
I did watch.
Find a destination, by the way,yeah yeah, that was alright.
Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
Yeah, I liked it yeah no, that was all right.
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah, no, it was good , Yup.
Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, it was good.
I still haven't seen MissionImpossible.
Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I still need to see Mission Impossible.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
What is that song?
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
What's that, brian Cranston?
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
one coming out.
So wait, bring Her Back.
Started this week and wait,let's see.
Well, y'all know Lilo andStitch.
Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Oh yeah, gotta go see that.
I can't wait to how to Trainyour Dragon.
I gotta find some kids though.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I kinda wanna see that.
Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Oh, how to Train your Dragon.
Yeah, I saw the cartoon version, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I'm saying I watched it with the kids or the animated
version yeah, yeah, yeah, wewatched that with the kids like
it's like.
I remember one time whenspider-man came out right and I
decided to go to the movie bymyself, I was like the only in
there were no kids did you feelcrazy?
Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
oh man this guy is on the list it was just
wall-to-wall.
Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Kids went.
Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
That's when Toby the Spider-Man, oh yeah, Toby, oh,
the Karate Kid.
Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Karate Kid comes out today.
Karate Kid Bloodline rightLegends.
Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Karate Kid Legends.
I want to see how they link ittogether.
Dude, you know what they goingto link it.
They said they linked all ofthem.
Now I think I want to see thatjust because.
Yeah that's my childhood rightthere.
So bring her back and KarateKid.
Karate Kid are the new ones.
Who was?
Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
the Karate Master in that one.
Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Miyagi and Jackie Chan.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Jackie Chan, yeah, jackie Chan, jackie Chan is the
cause.
He was, he, was, he wasbasically Mr Miyagi in the Smith
yeah, and that's what everybodywas saying, that one wasn't
real good, but Mr Miyagi wasyeah, he ain't around too much
no longer.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Well, he's dead.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Okay, he ain't around too much.
Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
What's the name of?
Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Bryan Cranston.
Oh, dude, what's his called?
It's in the movies.
What movie?
Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
do you want to see Rosalinda?
Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Bring her.
What is it?
Bring her back.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Bring her back.
Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
You want to see that, yeah, I like scary movies.
Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
Oh you one of them horror movie people.
I like scary movies.
Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
You like thrillers?
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
So when you go to the movies, your dude's sitting at
you.
He jump and grab you.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Yeah, he jumps and grabs me.
Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Holy shit.
I mean, you're just average.
You're like oh, you're justaverage.
Oh, I'm dragging him in my hand.
Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Like I said, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
He ain't one of them, people that talk through the
movie Girl, don't go in there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
He's not one of those .
He'll be like baby can you goto the bathroom with me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Hey, has anybody heard about the Hurry Up
Tomorrow?
I heard it wasn't.
Yeah, I mean they just got allthese movies out, man.
The Hurry Up.
Tomorrow, that's the one withthe weekend.
When's the Phoenician schemecome out?
The what Phoenician?
Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
scheme.
Oh, I's the one with theweekend.
When's the Phoenician schemecome out?
The what Phoenician scheme?
Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Oh, I don't even see that one Today.
Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
What is that about?
It's kind of ah man, oh youknow what.
Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
The last rodeo.
That's another one that justcame out today.
Not sure what it's about.
Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
The Phoenician scheme got a bunch of people Phoenicio
Del Toro, Scarlett Johansson,Michael Cera, Tom Hanks, Bill
Murray.
Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
And that's out now.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Bryan Cranston.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Oh, so that's the Bryan Cranston one.
Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Yeah, Because I was talking about on Dan Patrick.
He was on Dan Patrick today, sothat's why I saw the previews.
When is the new?
Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Jurassic Park coming out.
I think that's in a coupleweeks.
Wait, what's the name of theone Venetian scheme?
Dude that man.
Yeah, you sure that don't come,it might come out next week
cause a lot of times.
When they start doing the littlemedia circuit, they start like
a week earlier, unless it'sbeing shown.
(01:12:10):
When they start doing thelittle media circuit, they start
like a week earlier, unlessit's being shown at like a
specific place.
And my old school movierecommendation, eddie and the
Cruisers Nice, you rememberEddie and the Cruisers?
That was good, that was realgood.
So for all the people, I don'tknow where you can watch it at,
(01:12:32):
but just find Eddie and theCruisers.
Hey, our time to ran out.
So alright, well, until nextweek or the week after when we
decide to meet again y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Thank, you, rosalinda .
Yeah, you know, it's always apleasure we like when you come.
Thank you to meet again.
Thank you, rosalinda.
Thank you for having me here.
Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
It's always a pleasure.
We like when you come.
It's always fun.
You have good spirits.
Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
And she's very average, very average.
Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Thanks, cap.
Alright, everybody Holla.
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