Section 8 Titties and Boo-Boo Marbles

Send us a text

The Nobody's Talking gang is back together again, and they're making up for lost time with an episode that careens wildly through everyday absurdities, hypothetical scenarios, and hilariously explicit confessions.

Things kick off with a surprisingly passionate debate about pedestrian rights-of-way at intersections. What starts as a simple question about traffic laws evolves into a heated exchange revealing how differently we all navigate these everyday encounters. The crew pulls no punches sharing their strategies for dealing with slow-walking pedestrians, from patience to calculated risk-taking that might technically violate the law.

When the conversation shifts to what they'd do if they won the lottery, their answers expose deeper truths about trust, relationships, and privacy. While some would tell family members first, others claim they'd keep their winnings secret—even as lottery tickets jump from $2 to $5, pricing some players out entirely. The hypothetical scenario creates a window into each host's worldview and priorities.

The episode takes several hilarious detours, including an unexpectedly detailed breakdown of strip club dining recommendations, personal walkout song selections for boxing matches, and a semantic debate distinguishing between "titties" and "tits" that somehow manages to be both crude and linguistically nuanced. These raw, unfiltered conversations reveal the authentic chemistry that makes Nobody's Talking feel like eavesdropping on friends who have abandoned all pretense.

Ready for an unfiltered ride through the minds of people who aren't afraid to say what most of us only think? Subscribe now and join the conversation that holds nothing back while somehow bringing everyone closer together.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at ([e-mail]) Thank you!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Here we go.
All right, all right, all right, there's more than two of us
today.
Amen, full house.
Huh, yeah, last couple shows.
Yeah, mine is Jess.
One-on-one sessions.
One Last couple shows yeah,mine is Jess.
One-on-one sessions.
One-on-one.
We've been having therapy.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Mano y mano.
Y'all been looking at eachother's eyes.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We ready to sign up for your therapy session, your
one-on-one therapy session.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't need to pay nobody to tell me how fucked up.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I am no, you ain't paying.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is for the people, oh it's free, it's the
money world I'm lining up forthe free, it's been, it's been
me and charade, then me andchristian, I mean, unless you
want to pay me, no, no, no, Idon't pay.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay.
Anyway, welcome to the nobody'stalking podcast.
We got crew back.
I know y'all happy.
Y'all probably got tired of metelling my stories About Michael
Jordan, Larry Bird and magic.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I want to see you do that, joe.
I want to see if you can Goahead, take a hit.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Take a hit Welcome to the Orange Pineapple.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Blast Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Stealth Nah, nah, nah , nah.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's the challenge.
I want to see if he can do itstealthily.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Hey, we can do everything on here, dog, Damn it
.
Joe is drinking a cactus cooler.
Not sponsored by the way, don'tpay us.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Welcome.
Until you pay us, until the.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Nobody's Talking podcast.
We are here with a full crew.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, yeah, it's surprisingly pretty good.
You said you feel good.
I said it's surprisingly prettygood.
I don't know how to call it.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Anyway, I'm your boy, bosco, just add a shot To my
left.
It's probably pretty good, Icall it.
And anyway, this is, I'm yourboy, bosco, just add a shot to
my left.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's broad, try my left this be the one they call
Christian sitting to my leftmight be.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hey, it's one and only Alabama, joe baby, that
motherfucking man, that nigga.
That's right, I'm a field nigga.
Oh, you already know I am Handsand knees Ashy, my name is To
my left hey.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Superman Is in the building.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
It's okay.
It's okay, it's for everybody.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's all right, it's for everybody.
That's for you, joe.
I had't tripping on that.
That's for you, joe.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I had a motherfucker, tell me why you come up here
and you ain't put no lotion on.
I said why can't I be a niggajust protect you?
Why I got to be a nigga, alllotion up and soft and shit.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
You don't like being lubricated.
You don't like being moist.
I like when my legs are likeshiny.
Nah, I'm good, like, I likebeing looking like a Hershey bar
.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
My hands are kind of rough, but they can be gentle
also.
You know what I mean, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, Gentle, like you know.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Like I can smack a chick butt when I take drawing
blood, I could scratch her backwith the same time.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh man have you ever had a chick, tell you your hands
were too rough.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
And what do you do when you oh, I got lube for that
, bro, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I ain't that, I ain't that motherfucking cruel.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You just.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know You're saying like I'm cruel.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, I'm just asking you put two in there one Shit.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I go for broke when I'm down there.
I'm going to shock her baby.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Two on the pink, one on the stink.
Damn right the shocker, scrapethe shock.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I'm going to shock her baby, two on the pink, one
on the stink.
Damn right, the shocker Scrape,yeah, the shocker baby.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Or either that or the pinhole hook.
See, we can talk a little crazy, because you know we don't have
the pinhole hook.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, explain that one, that's that thumb right
there, baby, that thumb it in.
Then you just palm it and thenyou just drag on across the bed.
Once you lock it down, youcan't go nowhere.
She got too much booty for that.
Ain't no such thing.

(04:37):
Ain't no such thing, you don'tneed it.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
If you can just grab the booty and pull it, I don't
know who you be messing with.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I ain't never motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't start this.
This wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I ain't never motherfucking, had too much
booty.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I'm just saying Ever you put that thumb in there.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
What's life to you?
The biggest chick you ever beenwith, oh.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Jesus Amen Damn.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I ain't say who.
I ain't say who, I just say itlike Well, I used to drink a lot
back then, Dave.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
I don't drink as much as I used to Give me a number.
Okay, I can't give you a number, I can give you a description.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I woke up on bunk beds.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Hey, whatever that mean, that's what I'm saying.
I thought I was on bunk beds Onthe top bunk.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Taking it back a couple weeks.
Y'all's conversation, so shewas pushing about three, no
about two something Got to betwo, something to do something
275.
She was more than two.
Something Got to be twosomething to do something, 275.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
She was more than two , something 298.
She's my stuff, buck Beds.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Buck Beds is at least three plus hey, taking it back
to y'all's statistics talk acouple weeks ago, how many shots
do we think this man has drank?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh, I ain't take no shots today.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh, when we was talking about like lifetime.
Yeah, yeah yeah, oh hey.
How many liters of, or how manygallons of alcohol you think
you drank in your lifetime?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Wow being, since I started when I was like seven.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's a lot of alcohol.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
That's a lot bro, I think I drank my first half a
gallon when I was like eight,eight, yeah, how you get a hold
of that?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
because he a field.
That's how you got a hold of it.
My mom was a bootlegger brodamn canadian miss.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Never get that.
I think I it all over myself.
I think I shitted all overmyself.
I'm serious, though.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, cause who was that was me and Sherrod, but the
thing is, though, you learn.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You know, I kinda learn my limits.
Yeah, you learn what you canhandle, right yeah.
I ain't doing that shit, nomore.
I'm gonna stop at a half a halfa gallon.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
So hey, so do you think like total from we were
going?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It's unimaginable.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I don't know if you heard the show.
Basically all we did just tokind of recap, since we got
y'all here, we were just sayingbecause I was listening to
Johnny's house and somebody hadbrought up the question of what
would you want to know?
Let's just say, when you expire, what life stat would you want,
like how many miles have Idriven in my lifetime, or how?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
many steps have I walked.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
So me and Sherrod said we would just wonder like
how many points like in anycompetitive basketball game If
you're playing 101, 21, a leaguehigh school, besides just
shooting around, so we weresitting up here thinking like

(07:57):
well, I know, we got to be over20,000.
If you start playing when youwere a little kid and you still
play now, so let's just say,last week if you played you made
a few buckets Obviously wegoing Twos and thirties I mean
I'm sure you left up out ofthere.
You maybe had like at leastFifteen.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Fifteen points total.
That, right there, ismeasurable, but I ain't no way I
can measure how many shots I'mtaking.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's just like trying to measure how many
gallons.
That's why I say gallons, howmany gallons?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
It's not even measurable, bro.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Over 100 gallons.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Probably Way more than that.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah.
You know, you figure a gallon,a jug right.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I mean Like I started Drinking, like 500 gallons when
I was about 7.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Go ahead.
I'm sure I was about 7 thisman's Alcohol consumption Could
probably fill up Modestly 10747s.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
That could be true.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Hey you, a bad boy.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's just what I can remember.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'm just saying, that's just what I can remember.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's just like okay me, if I wanted the measurement,
I would want to be like Wilt.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Like the ladies yeah, see, we ain't want to bring
that.
Like the ladies yeah, I see weain't want to bring that up.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I know, but I ain't got no choice because y'all are
going to make me seem like adown trotting alcoholic no.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
But I'm not a down trotting alcoholic.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I used to be a ladies man, but I drank a little bit
too much.
But anyway, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
And I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
When and I'll be honest with you.
When I heard about Will, you'rejust gonna say the only lady
you've been with Is your ex-wife.
That's true.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
There we go right there, we're gonna leave it at
that.
That's the only lady I've beenwith.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
The rest of them hoes Off of the word.
Lady, that's exactly.
You took the words Right out ofmy mouth.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Y'all need to quit Right out of my mouth.
How?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
many hoes you been with.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's the only one I ever met that was sober Ah good
Lord hey all right, that is you, a drunk nigga.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Y'all know.
When we started I was like Iwant to talk about the traffic,
right?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, let's do the traffic.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
I have a couple questions.
What are the laws?
Y'all know how our streets arewide or whatever right.
What are the laws if someone iscrossing, is coming towards you
and you're making a right turn.
Making a right turn.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, at an intersection.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I'm saying they're on the other side of the
street they're making a left.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
You're making a right .

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I'm saying the light changed for you to turn, I know,
but they're making a left,you're making a right.
No, no, they're walking.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
They're in the crosswalk.
Oh, okay, they're on the otherside of the street, the, you
can't move, no matter what fuckthey at, if your light is green
and they coming across righthere, then you can't move.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
You can't move, no, no you can't move until
technically you

Speaker 3 (11:12):
can't move until they get out of the crosswalk, out
of the intersection, see I done,heard different.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I heard.
As long as they're not withinthe vicinity.
You talking about Californialaw.
I'm telling you right now I gotit within the vicinity.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
You talking about California law, this Arizona law
.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I got it on good authority, somebody who's lived
here longer than all of uscombined.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I got it on good authority.
Who got a fucking ticket?
You beat your motherfucking assand that motherfucker stepped
inside that crosswalk.
You cannot turn.
Watch me.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I turn, I do it.
They're coming across.
You're trying to beat them.
In other words you, I do it.
Okay, they're coming across.
They're way on the other sideof the You're trying to beat
them.
In other words right, you can'tdo that, but dude they're.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
They have the right of way.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's illegal you cannot do that For the
pedestrian?
Hey, it's only illegal if youget caught.
It's not a side street.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Why you even ask the question.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Why you even ask the question.
I didn't ask the question.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Hey, you got to cross one, two, three lanes, four,
five, were they?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
running.
Did they run across?
No, it was just and, by the way, it was just basic no.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Basically, I'm bringing this up, it's $350.
I want to know why the car infront of me don't just turn they
on the other side of the street, because they can't.
They ain't even got to us yet,they can't.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
The pedestrian has a right of way.
I'm with you on that.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Nigga, they ain't got the right of way.
If they way on the other sideof the street, if they in the
crosswalk, if you say walk, itsays walk.
Now I can see if they on ourside.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
They ain't even got to say walk, but they also need
to make sure that they takecaution when crossing.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Okay, hit one of them then no.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
if you hit one of them, no, yeah, you going to
jail.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Then you tell the motherfucker say hey, the nigga
didn't have the right of way.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hey, I saw somebody at 51st and Union Hills today
right in front of Deer ValleyHigh School.
Green light going south Dudecrossing the street.
I just closed my eyes.
Obviously, people stop.
But I was like why would youcross the street?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
The light is green, so they're coming from the
opposite side, if they're pastthe halfway point.
No, if they're past the halfwaypoint, but if they're just
getting onto the crosswalk.
I'm turning, listen.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'm talking about the light just changed.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You can Google it if you want to.
Now on the other side of thesidewalk.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Once that motherfucker I'm turning.
Once that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Foot Sounds like you in a rush Once that motherfucker
, that's what it sounds like,sounds like you in a rush Nah.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I'm not gonna sit there and watch.
The light just changed.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
But once that motherfucker foot, you can't
move.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Why so you're telling me you wait.
Do you wait for every singleperson that's on the other side
of the street?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't give a shit about them.
Exactly.
I'm just telling you the law.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I've had a police behind me.
Oh, no, listen.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And they've crossed and I've turned.
Listen, I do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
You must have a special license plate.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
No, the cop was just behind me.
That I do it all the time.
You must have a special licenseplate.
No, the cop was just behind me.
That's what made me ask.
He's a mason.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
That's what made me ask.
He's a mason.
So the cop looked at me andlisten.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I've been behind a cop.
The light had changed.
You're on, exactly I'm likewell he went, I'm going right.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
As long as he ain't past that halfway point you can
try to fight it in court and sayyou turn within reasonable
prudence.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
So you think they're going to pull me over if he's
all the way on the other?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
side On the other side, if he's still in the
crosswalk.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I bet you 99 out of 100 cops won't pull you over.
Well, if he's riding askateboard, if he's riding a
skateboard, I'm not going.
If he's mobile, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm not going.
If he's mobile, I'm not going.
I'm going at their pace, likeif it's grandma, grandma you got
it, grandma, with a walker, sotechnically I'm going Hell yeah,
grandma taking too long.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
You ain't supposed to be on a skateboard.
You supposed to walk your bikeacross.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And you ain't supposed to have no walker.
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
And you supposed to be waiting for them to cross.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Lift for them to cross.
Lift your walker up.
Okay, hey, I guarantee I'velogged more miles than we could
combine everybody.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
So, steve, you waiting until he come all the
way across.
You waiting, no.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm not waiting.
No, exactly, okay.
No, I'm not waiting.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I was just saying he asked me what the law was.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Man, nobody's waiting .
No, Nobody's waiting.
Listen, I was behind a cop.
Same scenario Light turn.
They started to walk across cop.
Now, remember we're not talkingabout a side street.
I'm talking about Bell.
Road yeah a major cross street.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
What if they came?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
out with a sign.
They were trying to get youattention.
No, turn on red or something.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, they came up with a joke we'll work for food.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Hell, no, I'm turning .
Yeah, I'm turning.
Most of these cops don't reallyknow the law themselves too.
Nah, especially if they rightthere now.
If it's the other way around,they right there and you about
to turn no, yeah, exactly, man,I'm turning.
Especially if they right thereNow.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
If it's the other way around they right there and you
about to turn no exactly Ifit's coming from the other side
yeah man, I'm turning theysitting up there.
Or especially if they justmoseying along looking on their
phone, I'm like, come on, youain't even trying to hustle.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I always try to make eye contact.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
If I'm in a crossroad , I make sure I see you and you
see me, because I ain't tryingto go out like Eli.
Oh, my God Damn.
Rest in peace, all right.
Subject change now.
Who the hell is Eli?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Man, what else we got to talk about?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I'm with Jonas.
Who is Eli?
No, our old homie, our old guy.
He got ran over at 28th Avenuein Thunderbird.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
He used to come to the gym all the time.
Remember old man Eli, the oldblack guy.
Oh yeah, he got killed at In acrosswalk, damn.
With his bags of groceries.
How old was he?
93?
93.
How you going to live 93 goodyears and then good year and
then get hit by a damn carLegally?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Right, illegally, illegally, he was in the
crosswalk.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He was in the crosswalk, ain'tthat?

Speaker 1 (17:14):
a damn shame.
You know why?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Because, there's people like him.
Exactly, he wanted to go, hewas over there.
You gotta wait.
Did you just say he was gonna?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
go.
Hey, rob, I'm going too.
We all going.
I'm going.
Hey, no listen, I'm not goingto even say I'm going, I go.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Present tense.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I'm going and I'm going Throw yourself on the
mercy of the court.
More than a story, pedestrianshave some common damn sense,
true Hustle.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, Hurry up.
Grandma Just hustle, Becauseyou know, like when he started
to crawl, that light ain't goingto be long enough.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Hey them, Hot Wheels.
Be scaring me though, HotWheels.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Yeah, the little scooters, yeah them.
Things be fast, dog.
I've been listening too much toJasmine Crust Hot Wheels.
I thought you were talkingabout wheelchairs, my bad.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Technically, you ain't supposed to be on a
scooter in a crosswalk.
No, you're not.
You're supposed to be on a sideof the road, you're supposed to
walk.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
What if they can't walk?
Though that's crosswalk.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
But that still don't justify you hitting them, though
.
No, it don't.
Oh, I hit him, but he was on afucking scooter.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
What if you just bump him, bump them just to make
their batteries stop a littlebit?
You still can't hit them,though Boom and be like hey, I
only did that, and it died inthe crosswalk.
No, I mean the wheelchair.
It just died after you bumpedit.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yeah, exactly Boom.
Now you got to push thismotherfucker all the way home.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
And be like hey, no, I just wanted you to.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
You just killed my wheelchair.
You got to push them all theway home.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Drag, I'm going to call my.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Uber.
They ain't going to be able toget it in the car, you're going
to have to get them a like whatare them big ones?
Xl.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Are they XL Ubers?
Yeah, anybody ever been, you'vebeen in an XL Uber, haven't you
?
Or Uber, I didn't pay for it.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
It was free.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
We asked you if've been in one.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
You've been in one, but it was.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Hey, it wasn't like it wasn't free shit.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
No, no, for real.
So I've been playing a longtime straight up.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
So I was in california once and I ordered an
uber and a mercedes pulled up.
I said I didn't pay for this isthat uber?
Black.
I think mercedes probablyconsidered Uber Black, but he's
like no, I'm just taking ridesright now.
So he had downgraded his tojust regular Uber.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh, okay, so he can get that cash.
Yeah, yeah, it was a niceMercedes, like a big body, not a
big body, it was like a I'mtired of you getting shit for
free.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I want some free shit , gotta, I want some free shit,
gotta hang out with him more.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I got some animosity, you get a free coochie Gotta
hang out with him more.
Nah, I ain't never had no freecoochie.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Coochie ain't never free.
Coochie ain't never been freeman, I'm old, I gotta pay bro.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm sorry, even if you ain't paying.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Pay with you what you paying.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, you can fight it.
You can tell the motherfuckingseven you be the old nigga in
the club, think you got game.
You still going to have tofucking pay.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Right.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
You might as well just go and take the money out
of the pocket and say, look,just tell me exactly how much I
got to pay.
Hey, how much you going to callme Because I ain't going to be
with five, ten minutes, and thenyou're going to do the fuck you
got and do the fuck you gottado the rest of the night.
Hey, dude, you go right there.
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Speaking like a true champion.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
right there I'm serious though I've been like
this shit.
You got 23 hours and 55 minutesdude the fuck you want.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
After this he said 23 hours, she can go make some
more money.
Look he counting his moneyright here.
Yeah, man, I just throw it onthe nightstand.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I just throw it on the nightstand.
What you need, girl, what?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
you need hey see what you got to look for.
I only count by one that's it.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Hey, I'm here for you .
I'm here for you.
I'm an old school boy, I stickit in the brazil Shit Like is Is
that enough for you?
I'm old school?
We stick it in the brazil, bro.
There you go.
There you go, girl, you'reright on in there.
There you go, right next to thebutcher.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
now, that's funny.
Hey that ain't for me, is it?
That ain't for me, is it?
Hey, it's been a minute sincewe all been here, huh.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Hey but really though , though, what the hell is uber?
Black, it's just upgraded yeah,it's just upgraded like the
fancy cars.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, so you call it why they call it uber black,
because it's just fancy yeah,just to let them know, to
differentiate from regular uber,uber xl would be considered
something like like a big suvsuv so like uber black is like,
just like fancy cars so that'sall so.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I go pick them up in my say these black.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Oh, you're laying over a Tesla's.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
That's uber, that's uber black, ain't it?
Yes, I think certain models are.
Yeah, teslas are Uber Black.
Probably not the.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Model 3 or whatever.
But yeah, I should do.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Uber.
I should drive Uber.
You should Put me a cooler.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Get some free coochie then.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Hey, if.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I was you, I'd take them in a white one.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Put them in a white one.
Yeah, put that cooler on theback right there.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, and be like, hey, have it full of beer, then
you pick them up next week.
Then they be like oh shoot.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
We call you next week too, you flossing on them.
You got to play the Stone ColdSteve Austin, though with the
beer.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Oh, come on, oh, come on, oh yeah, let the bodies hit
the floor.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The original the walkout songwith the glass breaking and
everything.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's not it.
Yeah, it is.
Let me play this.
Hold on, I haven't played.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I haven't walked.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Well.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I have seen the.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Rock and Steve Austin , but I don't know their.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I thought there was let the, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Does it have lyrics?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
to it.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
It just has the glass breaking.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, the glass breaking.
That's a classic Stone ColdSteve Austin.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
I think it's yeah, just a Uh-oh, here we go.
Yeah, that's enough.
I don't want to get sued,that's that Stone Cold.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
That's enough.
I don't want to get sued.
That's that Stone Cold.
That's his walkout.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, hey, what would be your walkout if you was a
baseball player.
The Stone.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Cold, you would do the Stone Cold.
Hell yeah, what you got.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Rod, can you look up any song on there?

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Oh man, you know, I used to dream about the song
Rick Ross Hustlin'.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's Friday.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Every time, but that would be my walkout song.
Every day I'm hustlin',hustlin' oh okay, yeah.
I used to want that to playevery time I opened my door in
my car.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, if I had to set it up like every day I'm
hustling and hustling what yougot, Steve she, you already know
Mine going to be.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
I beat the pussy up.
You know you can't have that asa walkout song.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
As my walkout song dude, I'm going to have to bat
just like this so he probablygot to be like I beat it, beat
it up.
Oh my goodness, beat the cleanburst.
If I was there All the whitegirls are going to know what I'm
talking about.
Oh, my Lord, where the whitewomen at?

(24:45):
What would yours be, bosco?
Atomic Dog?
Okay, atomic Dog, georgeClinton, joe.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
What If I was a wrestler?
No, just your baseball walkout.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, your baseball walkout song.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh baseball.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
You can imagine, because you done played softball
now.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, I played softball man.
What would be my walkout song?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
I tell you I got Atomic Dog.
He got Beat it, Beat it Up, hegonna beat the pussy up.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
What was yours?
Every Day I'm Hustling yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Hustling.
He got Stone Cold.
I don't know.
You probably put on some blues,huh, what's the two cents?
No, it'll be tiptoe, tiptoe.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Tiptoe.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I thought it was about to say tip drill.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Tiptoe, hit that tiptoe.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Would that be your boxing walkout song too?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Oh, my boxing walkout song would be man.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Tyrone Davis.
Let me see.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's a good one right there.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
My class is always mystical man right there.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
That's my walkout song.
Right there, baby, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Just let me.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yeah, you got to hit it, guys, let me tiptoe, I can't
get sued.
In your bedroom.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That is funny.
What's your boxing walkout song?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Boxing.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Something that hypes me up.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I got one Outstanding Gap man.
Outstanding Gapman.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Outstanding man.
Yeah, I can see that.
How about yours For boxing?
Come back to me.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, I'm going outstanding For boxing, for
boxing.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Wow, what's yours, alabama?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Like I said LL Cool J , Mama said knock you out.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Oh, that's a good one you can't go wrong with that
one One and only Christian.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Or I'm going to go with Manish Boy.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Manish Boy, oh, that's nice, that's.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Muddy Waters right there.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Huh, what did Steve you give, give yours.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm about to go Renegade Jay Z, jay Z and Eminem
.
Yeah, eminem and Jay Z, oh yeah, you can't go wrong, renegade.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
They should get me going.
They should get me hyped, yeahlike I said, mine is Mystical.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Man Right Chip man oh , what a good one.
What's that?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Paris one, kanye West oh yeah, that's niggas in Paris
won Kanye West oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Niggas in Paris.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Niggas in Paris, or you know what else.
Champion, do you realize?
Yeah, dun, dun dun, I come out.
Hey, I'm telling y'all.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Remember oh, you're going to come out to Mystical.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
He's coming out to Mystical.
That was Kanye.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
West.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
It was Kanye West with a few people.
Hey, remember.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm going to go with Kanye.
All Falls Down.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh no, that's a good one.
You got LL Cool J on bad.
That's a classic.
What about?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I thought, but that's for boxing.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, that's what I'm saying.
You coming down LL on bad youcan down.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, hell, I'm bad, you can really come out to
whatever you want.
Yeah, hey, that's me rightthere, uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Hey, remember, y'all remember Corey Spinks, mm-hmm.
Y'all remember Corey.
Spinks, oh, yeah, yeah yeah,Y'all remember when heinks
Mm-hmm.
Y'all remember Corey Spinks?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Y'allremember when he used to come
into the ring.
I love this cat man.
This cat used to jerk man.
He used to be coming down like,oh, I think if I'm not mistaken

(28:36):
, I think it was from St Louisthis cat would be dancing.
I'm like, hey, look up CoreySpinks, Corey Spinks ring
entrance.
Watch this cat man, this dude.
I'm like I think this cat mightbe at the club.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I swear these phones listen, because I typed the
man's name in and the firstthing that popped up was ring
entrance Swear, that's crazy.
Is that it right there?
Yeah, this is it the greatestentrance ever?
Hey, watch me.
Shit, we got to get on YouTube,fellas.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, yeah, look at this.
Hey, wait, hold on.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
We're going to Put it on the computer Corey Springs.
Hey Corey Springs.
Oh yeah, he getting down.
I know y'all can't see this.
This is content y'all.
We'll get it posted up on IG,or or.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The YouTube Twitter we might even try to get TikTok.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Jess will run a TikTok TikTok.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Damn.
Yeah, no, he got a wholeroutine, he getting it, ain't he
?
Yeah, he got a whole routine,he getting it, ain't he?
Yeah, he got a whole routine,y'all.
Yeah, yeah, you know he had tobe tired by the time he got to
the ring, though.
Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah wonthat fight.
Didn know he had to be tired bythe time he got to the ring,

(30:22):
though.
Yeah, I'm sure Zab Judah wonthat fight, didn't he?
Yeah, he was probably tiredwhen he got to the ring.
Hey, you got to put on a show,though.
Listen, you have to put on ashow.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Because look, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh, go ahead.
Roy Jones Jr put on a show.
Coming to the ring, man.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Roy Jones used to talk to people yes, in the
middle, yes In the middle of thefight, and then be like
Pensacola in the house.
Roy Jones is my dude, roy Jonesis my dude man.
Hey, that video was four minuteslong, oh so that nigga wasn't

(31:07):
even a quarter of the waythrough.
Oh, with Corey Spinks.
Yeah, hey, y'all check it out.
Corey Spinks, greatest, whatwas it?
Greatest ring entrance ever?
Yeah, it absolutely.
I mean I know you had DeontayWilder, I mean I know you've had
a whole bunch of people, butespecially like for us, for our

(31:31):
culture man, I remember that Iwas hyped.
I don't remember if he won.
I saw the fight.
Did he win?
I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Zab Judah, I'm looking it up.
No, I think he lost.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Zab used to be that dude.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Oh Zab Judah, I'm looking it up.
No, I think he lost.
Zab used to be that dude.
Oh Zab Judah was nice yeah heused to be that dude.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
It's just like everybody gets their lunch money
took.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
At some point.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Like Tyson.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I got some disputes against his, though.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, I still can't watch it.
I can't do the Tyson thing.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
And even homeboy.
They waited here's my Ohiothing, but I was mad.
I still can't watch the fight.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I still can't watch the Buster Govins fight.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
They waited, and I still can't watch the Super Bowl
when dude caught the ballagainst his helmet.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Randy.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Moss is supposed to have a Super Bowl ring and I'm
upset that he don't.
I'm mad about it.
That nigga, he got sacked andthen nigga holding the ball on
the side of his head.
Man, that ain't real, thatain't even happening.
That's the script.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That was the NFL script that year, man hey.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I got a question for you.
He got sacked.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
You need to stop.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
So we brought up earlier was it this week?
Last week we were talking abouthow the Mega Millions went up
to $5.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh, it's $5 now, not doing it, not doing it.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
So shout out to Earthquake.
I heard on his radio show hehad a question and I thought
this would be an interestingquestion.
If you won the lottery, whowould be the first person you
tell?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Joe A prostitute.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Okay, we done.
I wouldn't tell nobody.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
But you had to tell somebody no, I don't.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I wouldn't tell nobody bro.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Superman, so you.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
You gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer
I gotta get some legal adviceimmediately.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You have gotta tell somebody, I'm telling my lawyer,
I gotta get some legal adviceImmediately.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
You have to tell somebody.
Ain't, nobody gonna know.
I got it.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Ain't nobody got it.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I had to spend Ten dollars at a time.
God damn it.
I'm telling.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I'm telling my fish A fish ain't somebody, it's a
body.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Tell your fish that motherfucker Don't want a bigger
gold, don't want a bigger bowl.
Hey, that fish ain't somebody,it's somebody.
Tell your fish thatmotherfucker don't want a bigger
gold, don't want a bigger bowl.
Hey, that fish don't want a net.
Motherfucker gold chain.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
That motherfucker don't want a big ass bowl and
shit.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
With a medallion on that, motherfucker, I ain't
telling nobody.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
You know what you got to watch who you tell stuff to.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
I feel like People got big mouths, man.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I ain't telling nobody and and this is probably
famous last words but I feellike I can tell my mom.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I ain't telling her, can I?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
tell my mom, even though she ain't here.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You could.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I tell my mom.
I can tell mine, my mom willtell everybody.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
My mom will try to sue me.
My mom will tell her sister.
Her sister will tell everybodyin the family.
My phone will start ringing offthe hook.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Hey, I know my pop.
You know he analyzed thepodcast every week, calling talk
to me about it.
I'm like it feels like I'mdoing two shows.
He got show notes.
Man, I'm like man, he's likeson.
Like I said, I don't evenremember half the stuff we're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
You know we just be on here, just like whatever.
I think I can keep it a secret.
I'll be honest with you.
I wouldn't tell my brother andthen the person I do tell
probably wouldn't believe me.
No way He'd say you lying.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, you right.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Oh, I know somebody who hit the lotto and I still
ain't said I sure would.
Would they say anything?
Oh, hell no.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Would they say anything?
Shit, my brother's in debt.
I ain't telling him All thisshit.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
You gonna get him out of debt?
No, I ain't.
I'm not paying five dollars.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
You ain't gonna sit on A little red envelope.
First off, just have him inviteInvite to your house.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I used to get Ten dollars is my limit Disappear.
So I used to get 10 lines.
Then they took it to $2.
So obviously that gave me fivelines and I would take it.
But now $10 is going to give metwo lines Until Mega Millions
hit like a billion.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I'm out.
It won't be long.
It's raising to $5.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Now do y'all think you could be the one to be told
what that somebody hit the?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
lottery.
It just depends on who told.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh no, you can't tell me shit.
I ain't going to lie about that.
That nigga hit the lottery.
I'm going to be on the phonebefore you left the house.
Come on, nigga, take me toMcDonald's or something.
They're like man I ain't.
I go to McDonald's and order awhole bunch of shit.

(36:10):
You just won the goddamnlottery.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Hey, pay for this shit, hotway, damn.
I'm going to tell you why Ithink they did it.
We've talked about it, but nowthat it's official because
Powerball locked them out,because you know, powerball was
Saturday, right, well, it wasWednesday and Saturday they
didn't remember when Powerballgot Monday.
So Powerball is now Monday,wednesday, saturday, mega

(36:38):
Miriams is Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Fridays, right Tuesdays and Fridays.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Oh yeah, Tuesday and Friday.
So that's my thing.
So with Powerball it wasWednesday, Saturday, Making
Millions was what we say Tuesday, Tuesday, Friday.
So that left Monday open.
Because Powerball got.
Unless you're going on the sameday which people I guess, I

(37:04):
don't know if they have sometype of agreement you're not
going to do it on the Lord's Day, that's the only, because, even
if they did it, that would havebeen.
Their only option is Sunday,Because if they go Sunday, then
you got Tuesday.
You see what I'm saying.
Because Mega is Tuesday, Friday, they done priced a lot of

(37:25):
people out with that there.
Nigga, they priced me out forreal, cause I'm looking at, I'm
like I'm gonna go ahead and buyfive dollars.
Nah, dude, five dollars is oneline.
Now I know all it takes is one,but but dude, your odds
decrease you used to you used togive me 10 lines.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Actually, I want the one and I accepted the five
lines.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Now my $5 is giving me one line.
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I'm priced out.
And when you say, because I'venever played the numbers, I've
never bought a ticket fornothing, when you say line?
Do you mean just literally ahorizontal line?
No, I'm saying your numbers.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Your six numbers, you only get one.
It used to be a dollar.
Yeah, it used to be, a dollar.
Yes, so that's what I'm sayingPrice us out.
You used to pay $10, we'll getyou $10.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Ain't nobody winning with trailer park people anyway,
Shit are they going to stillplay it.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah, they're going to play it, it's going to be all
rich people that hit MegaMillions.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
now You're going to hear somebody hit.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
They're going to be like oh they rich already, hey
them, people are going to pawnsome Similac to get them numbers
.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I'm cold.
I'm just going to stay atPowerball.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Powerball doesn't have to increase their fee.
No, they don't, because theyhave that third day.
They still at $2.
So this is Mega.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Millions.
I think this is Mega Millions'answer to Powerball getting
three days.
They just figured they had toincrease.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
You don't have to go to scratchers.
I think they, yeah, you caneven do scratchers on that app.
Now, you ever did a scratcher?
I got a scratcher at the cribright now On that app, oh yeah.
Waiting to get scratched rightnow On that app, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Waiting to get scratched.
You didn't scratch her on theapp.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, I probably did a couple scratches.
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
In person or on the app.
On the app how is it?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
How do you scratch it With your fingers?
Take my money, man.
You can scratch it with yourfinger or you can just hit
results.
Oh, just results.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, you don't have to look at this.
You just scratch that off andscan the code and see if you won
or not.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Hey, it takes the fun out of it.
Somebody did that and threw itin the trash, right.
I mean I didn't see it, but thestory was told to me and I
guess somebody you know how theywould get the tickets and
they'd check them and I thinkthey had won 500 bucks.
Somebody just threw away $500.
Didn't think they won.

(39:44):
Somebody came in, you know.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
You should check it, Even if you think you lose, you
should check it.
Well.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I don't like like I know people that buys a ticket
and they just scratch off thething and scan it yeah.
You know.
But then if you hand it to aperson, they scan it and they go
oh yeah, you won.
They give you $20.
It might be fucking $2,000.
So you need to scratch thatshit off.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm checking myself.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
You know what I'm saying Scratch that shit off,
bro.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
And I'm checking that one little machine.
You go there and say hey,where's that girl at?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
She quit with your money.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
So hey, I want to know what happens when you check
it and if you win over.
You know how it says thisticket is not a winner.
Or it says you're a winner butif you scan it and you won, like
$100,000.
They're not going to give youthat.
No, I'm saying what does themachine say?

(40:41):
I know it's over $599.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I mean, I would think the machine would probably make
a little bit bigger noise thanthat little do-do-do-do or
whatever.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, but you know, I'm talking about the one, not
you gave it to them, you checkedit yourself.
Yeah, you know the one whereyou play yourself and you check
it.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You don't want to give them the ticket, I'm going
straight to the lotterycommission Because I used to
sign my tickets.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
But they said don't do that.
They said not.
I forget what the reasoning was.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Tax purpose.
Make sure it's yours.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Tax purpose.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Because I know if I won the lottery I'm not putting
my name on it.
I'm going to a financialadvisor and I'm putting it in
trust.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh, now you're talking going on financial
advisor.
I'm putting it in trust.
Yeah, oh, now you're talking toa financial advisor.
I thought you weren't talkingto a financial advisor.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm talking to him.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
That ain't the first person I'm telling I don't care,
that ain't the first person.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I'm telling, I'm telling my brother first Listen,
even if they take 30%, 40% it.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh, no, that's true, true, no, okay.
So I was at the casino one time.
This lady hit $340,000 on aslot machine and was complaining
.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
She was like I got to pay taxes on this.
I told her, I said you knowwhat?
I'll pay taxes on it if I canhave it.
And she just shut her mouth.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Well, the thing is like I know a relative won
$440,000, right and.
But the casino wanted their cutand then they wanted to do
taxes and all that shit.
You know, or you could havetake it like as a lottery.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh, they won it at the casino.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
If you take it as a lump sum, they do it like the
lottery, you know, they takefucking all the taxes out of it,
yeah.
And then they take the casinoand all that shit.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Your 400 turns into like 120 or some shit like that.
What does?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
the casino get.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Hey, those fucking machines are renting out of
Vegas.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
They don't get nothing.
See, they don't get nothing.
You don't have to pay Vegas,you got to pay taxes.
All right, hey, does DesertDiamond have their?
Liquor license yet.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh, they all got their liquor license.
We want you to win that money.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
The one on Northwestern, on Northern?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know, I ain't been outthere.
Yeah, I haven't been out thereyet, but I know it's out there,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I know it's one across from the.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Wildlife Zoo now.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
I I know they got a good ass hamburger.
One at the Wildlife Zoo Got a.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Morton's Got a Morton's Steakhouse.
Y'all know what otherestablishment has some pretty
fine dining.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh hell, somebody just talked about this today on
the radio the Titty Bars.
I could have told you that Isthat for real, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I've never had.
Hey, there's one.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
You want me to say the name or not?
I told you that Is that forreal?
Yeah, yes, I've never had.
I mean, I don't frequent thetitty bar.
Hey, there's one I don't know.
You want me?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
to say the name or not, but you can go down there
at lunchtime.
Who?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Get a motherfucking burger fries when.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
And a beer for like it was like $9.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Hey, half our customers are out the country,
so just in case they come visit,this is true there.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
It is the one that's down here.
Which one is that?
Was that Deer Valley?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Crazy Girls yeah, used to be close to us.
Yeah, no, they used to have a$6 steak special at lunch.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I done had a couple.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
And you go there at lunchtime.
He said I had a couple steaks.
Yeah you go down there and getyour little look and then you
get your little dance.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I'm over there for the burger.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, that's what your mouth say.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
That is what my mouth say.
That's what it gets.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
first and last say so what if you go up in there and
then you see some titties youwant to touch?
Well, you ain't allowed totouch them, but no, you can
touch if you have her dance onyou.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Nah In the room so you can you?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
go that far.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Shit, you didn't touch one before.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I done sucked on one before.
Did it taste like glitter?
It was a little coconutty.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
You done sucked a.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I done sucked on a stripper titty before you done
sucked on a stripper titty, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
In the strip club, in the strip club man, how many?
Other niggas miles been on thattitty.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Nigga how many titties you done sucked on.
I know man.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
How many other niggas miles been on that titty
Exactly?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Nigga, there's a stat for you.
How many nipples have you done,sucked on?
That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
That's a lot of nipples though.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
That's how you started out.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
You started out sucking titties by like sixth
grade, I know but that's two pergrade Because remember, she
wouldn't let you hit.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
You came into this world sucking titties.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I let you suck my titties Facts.
I remember sucking titties downin the basement on some dirty
ass clothes.
You know how?
The first thing I like 1980.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I don't know how old are you when you are 1230?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Seven, six, seven grade yeah, probably I.
These dirty ass clothes Bitch.
No, you ain't no real N-I-G-G-Aif you ain't sucked a titty or

(46:01):
humped on some dirty clothes inthe basement, that's why, you
know, you know you done beendown there.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I'm from the trenches , dirty clothes man.
You know, if you ain't neverhad sex In the projects.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Nah, I didn't have sex in the.
You're from the country, joe.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
We done realized no no, no, all the stuff we talk
about.
I went to Ohio For the summerone.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Nigga.
But you, nigga, you was inOberlin.
That's not real Ohio.
He said Oberlin, that's.
Like that's Akron is.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Dayton, that's okay, cincinnati I still sucked some
titties that summer.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
But I'm saying they ain't got no dirty clothes.
Yeah, they probably got a nicetownhouse.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
They had a hamper.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Nigga.
I was talking about the projectRosemary project Titties, joy
Park project.
I was talking about the projectRosemary Project Titties, joy
Park Project Titties.
They still had hair in thosedays.
Backseat of my mama, chevy NovaTitties.
The Wilbeth Homes Titties,mohawk Homes Titties that's what

(46:59):
I'm saying.
You got to suck titties in theprojects to get your real nigga
car.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Titties in the projects to get your real nigga
car Shit.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I got to suck titties in the cornfield.
Hey, don't nothing taste betterthan Section 8 titties.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Don't nothing taste better than wick titties.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Cornfield titties.
Cornfield titties.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Wickfield titties.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Hey, that's got to be the episode title, section 8
titties Nah, Cornfield Titties,huh, joe.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
We didn't know what Section 8 was.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Joe was like them cornfield titties right there.
I know he done had some Section8 titties.
Oh yeah, project titties, foodstamp titties.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Exactly Okay, I got the question.
What's the difference betweentitties and tits?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Niggas got titties, nigger girls, white girls got
tits yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Nah, I think it's Black girls got titties.
I think it's got to do with thesize.
You think, I think the A to theA to big B.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
those are tits yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Titties.
B stands for tits, titties.
Titties is the one that you canput your head up under.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Titties weigh at least 20 pounds a piece.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Titties are like cantaloupes.
Hey, I know a chick that had atitty.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
You got to take a breath and go in Eighth grade.
She had to have a breastreduction.
I think I did too.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in Eighth
grade, she had to have a breastreduction.
I think I did too.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Yeah, you got to take a deep breath and go in.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Eighth grade dog.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Her back must have been hurt.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, I remember Damn , she was talking like a plane.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
So what it really?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
boils down to is the difference between titties and
tits.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Titties you got to take a deep breath and go in.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
No, I think also tits .

Speaker 1 (48:47):
So it's an art.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Tits are going to be perky.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
No, they're going to look dead man.
You know, you got to pick themup.
You ever seen some?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
big ass perky titties .
Yeah, you never seen no biggiant perky titties.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Those are perky tits, not no real ones.
Not no real ones, not no realones, dolly.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Parton.
So the silicone, those are tits, dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Dolly Parton, dolly Parton.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Dolly Parton is gravity-defying tits no they're
titties.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Would you suck a tits ?
Hell yes, even the reductedones.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, not even a second thought of that.
Would you smash Madonna rightnow?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Titties.
When you lay down, they justfall over to the side Because
she made Like a Prayer.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Hey, y'all know that song is not religious at all and
religious motherfuckers besinging that shit Like a Virgin,
like a Prayer.
Oh, I don't know, I just knowLike a Virgin.
Same thing with Jesus Walks.
God, show me the way.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Jesus walks.
Y'all see Kanye with that damnKKK outfit on.
Nah, man, y'all didn't see thatI didn't see that, I saw it but
Kanye done, lost his damn mind.
I don't even want to give himno attention.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, who saw John Morant pull that damn grenade?
Oh, I saw that shit and hethrew it.
Man, that shit was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I had no idea.
This the Like a Prayer oh ohyeah, she is talking about
sucking that dick, is she?
I did hear I actually did hearthat, that she was actually
talking about sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
She was actually talking about sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, yeah, they got motherfuckers in church singing
that shit like a hymn.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Hilarious.
That's because it must be aCatholic church, because you
know they practice when theystart.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
They started practicing it at nine At ten,
that's when I heard it.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
What'd you?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
think about John Moran.
That's why I always get aCatholic girl, you want a
headhunter.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
What'd you think about.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
John Morant doing the gun pose.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Or the gun.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
No, that was grenade, no.
So he started off with the gunand they told him to knock it
off.
So now he's doing the grenade.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
He's doing the grenade now.
Oh my god, you gotta stop whatis wrong with them, and I have
size 12 John Morant to anybodythat want him.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
I need a 13.
Freedom Size, 12 John Morant toanybody that want him.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I need a 13.
Freedom of speech.
I'm like man that's John.
Morant man, so you're doingthat at your job?
Hey, everybody else can maketheir little shit, so here's the
thing, the only thing with JohnMorant right.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
So he got in trouble for having a gun.
The last thing he should bedoing is making the shooting Now
.
Anybody else, it's fine, butJohn Morant.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
No, can't be John Morant, because what he got in
trouble?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Because he got in trouble, yeah he got in trouble
For real.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Hey, I guarantee if they told you to knock it off,
you gonna knock it off.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Come on man, I don't know, they gave me millions, you
damn right.
I understand Exactly I with a.25, though, but that's still
besides the point.
It was still a gun, that's a.25.
Twice, ronald Reagan took twoof them motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Come on, man, I understand.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I understand, but he's Please, they shouldn't even
make no issue out of it, thatlittle gunhead right in the neck
.
Motherfucker .25.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
See, Joe, you're a gun enthusiast Some booze, aka
Joe Wick.
Right.
So you know, 25 ain't shit toyou.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
You know what I'm saying?
I see if he had like amotherfucker 1911 or something
like that twirling or whatever,the fuck or whatever.
But this nigga got amotherfucker like a 25 or a 32
or some shit.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
The rest of the world doesn't see it like that,
though, joe hey.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I had a BB gun, I understand, you know white.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
America is looking at him like that was a
semi-automatic rifle a machinegun, like we look at it, like oh
okay, okay if he was a white ifhe was just saying, even though
the NRA is corporate Americathat's all I'm going to say
about that.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Like I said, if that was motherfucking Jokic or
somebody I'd be like oh, he's agun enthusiast.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
They'd call him Jug Dynasty.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But he ain't.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Jokic, it's just like they had the two videos the
brother teaching his kids how toshoot.
They call it, say he's a badparent, thug and all that shit.
Same video they teaching thelittle girl how to shoot.
They talking about Patriot.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
You preaching to the choir here.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm just saying, but the guy shouldn't be in trouble
for that.
He's a second man on the right.
He want to carry thatmotherfucker.
He ain't got it at work.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I think it was the manner in which he did he did
not have it at work.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
He was not at work.
That's what everybodyunderstand.
He's not at work.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Who did he shoot?
He didn't shoot nobody.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
He's not at work, though I understand.
He should be able to take thatmotherfucker and twirl it around
his fingers, stick it in hisass if he want to.
He's not at work, okay, alright, that's all I'm saying.
I understand what you're sayingif the Hewlett did it at the
stadium?
But corporate America don'tcare about what you're saying no
, no, no, if he did it at thestadium, different story.
Like that shit Gilbert didthat's a different story yeah,

(54:02):
you know what I'm saying, but heain't do it at the stadium.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
He was rolling with his boy but here's the too,
though you gotta realize he hasalso other brands, even though
it's just not.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I know he got into a fight or some shit at a high
school game or whatever the fuck.
I don't know Some shit likethat.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I thought that shit was over.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
No, it just started.
He just did it yesterday hejust threw a grenade.
Yeah, I saw him when he threwthe grenade.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
He made a shot, did he fall with it and everything.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
No, he covered his ears up.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
It was a fake grenade , so he hit a three you gotta
get down.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
You can't cover your fucking ears up with a grenade.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
He pulled the pin, which, honestly the shit is
hilarious.
I think so too, but he threw itand covered his ears.
If he can't do that, then youshouldn't be able to do the ice
cover the fear.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Okay, if he can't do that, then you shouldn't be able
to do the ice in the veins whyyou shouldn't be able to do none
of that shit.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Why and when they did ice in the veins.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I thought that meant like they were shooting up.
That's what I'm saying.
You shouldn't be able to donone of that shit.
You should make a basket andtake your fucking ass down to
court.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Hey, that's what we do.
If you're going to do that, youcan't do the devil horns.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
You can't do none of that shit.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Are you allowed to put?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
them to sleep.
You can't do that shit either.
Yeah, that's offensive.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Ain't no more night-night.
Ain't no more night-night.
None of that shit.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Plus, first of all, they should have been gave him.
What do you call it Celebrate?
No, no, no.
When you fuck with amotherfucker, just like stepping
over a motherfucker and puttingyour nuts in his face,
teabagging.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
No, not that.
Why would you know the name ofthat?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
He could probably teabag some chicks.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
He was a bachelor at one point in his life.
Oh damn, I forgot huh.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, sometimes you got to teabag.
I never teabagged, you everteabagged before.
I ain't never teabagged.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
No, I ain't never teabagged.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
It feel good when they just find it on their own,
no hands.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
You say don't hang it , no hands.
You said no hands.
Where's that?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
teabag when they get down To that booty hole.
That's brown teabag.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
What's that say If I get this pussy, you gonna tell
on me.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
You can tell nobody, right, hey, it's a chick.
If a chick is doing it, that'swhat I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
You can tell nobody, right hey it's a chick If a
chick is doing it.
That's what I'm saying.
If I get this, are you going totell on me?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
That's when you know a dude is sitting up here.
He don't feel secure in himself.
I'm good with myself Because,listen, if you're going to do it
to a chick in the booty, youcan do it to a chick in the
booty, you can do it to a dudein a booty.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
pause, no, listen, this is what I'm saying no, I'm
gonna have to stop you rightthere, that you shouldn't even
say that, no I'm not putting itout there.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
You need to edit that right.
We don't have anything on theshow.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
That nigga said you can fucking whammy the ass, you
can fucking nigga the ass.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
No, listen.
Hey, y'all need to listen.
You know exactly what I'mgetting at.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
What did I miss?
An ass is an ass and a mouth isa mouth, Right?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
So what I'm saying is if a chick is going to lick
your booty, why do people sit uphere and feel some kind of way
oh ain't nothing the matter withthat.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Okay, then when she licked your ass.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
do you kiss her right away?
I mean, I don't know, Wait tillyou gurgle a little bit.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I mean, give her some cactus cooler, give her some
flavor.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I don't do the booty.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You going to have some mouthwash sitting right by
the bed.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I mean, I eat booty, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
It's just like say, for example, I don't have my
booty ate.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Like you know like.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
But I was just saying , if you teabagging her and you
know you sitting up here, youstart hitting her with the speed
bag.
Oh yeah, and then you'd be likeRubbing up against her forehead
.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
You right at the taint right there.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
So that's what I'm saying.
And then, as she got her tongueout, ooh, guess what they hit
your booty hole, ain't nothingwrong with that Shit Shit.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
That's one fantasy down right there.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Y'all gonna get the high school, okay.
So let's just say what did youjust?
Okay?
So let's just say what did youjust do?
Let's just say Do it again.
Do it again.
Let's just say If a chick, if achick ever licked your booty,
would you kiss her right away?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
It's my ass.
Okay, what if she my ass isclean?
What if she swallows?
If she swallows, ain't nothingin there, you?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
know exactly what he meant no nigga, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
You talking about snowballing?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
No, I ain't about to get a snowball man?
What if she is?
You ain't going to let her spitit back in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Slap the shit out, that motherfucker Bitch.
You better swallow that shit.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
What if she faked like she swallowed and then she
go to kiss you?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I'll slap the shit out of you.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
She just spit it right back in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
I'll slap the shit out of you.
Bitch, what the I won't even dothat?
I'll slap the shit out of you.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
That's when she get the rough hand.
I'm talking about like cowboywhen she got you tied up.
You can't even slap her ain'tnobody.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
We didn't got off.
I'll tie a motherfucker up, butI ain't you tie, you time.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You do the tie-ups, you get tied up?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
no, I ain't getting tied up.
What if it was two up here, manthis hell.
No, I don't trust a bitch hell.
No, you wouldn't get tied up.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I don't give a fuck how many it is I think chicks Be
tying up dudes.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
They gonna either Rob them Exactly or peg them or
check they phone.
Oh, nah, nah See.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
See, fuck that.
I ain't finna let a bitch Pegme and tie me up, fuck that.
Nah, it be like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Ben Rain.
He went there.
I don't know if they everadmitted it On the show, but I
remember one person saying thatshe like doing that to dudes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
And she A sick motherfucker.
What tied him up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
No Like pegging dudes .

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I don't know what kind of dudes you messing with
that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Want to be pegged.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
You have to have some type of trust to have your
chick tie you up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I got trust issues, bro.
Anyway, I can't do it I gottrust issues.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I don't want to get tied up because I think you're
going to try to tickle me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Don't you touch my feet bitch, I'm ticklish.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Well, y'all sound like Y'all.
Speaking from experience.
They sound like they been tiedup before Nah ain't never been
tied up, nope.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I wouldn't do it.
Yeah, anybody ever been tied upor handcuffed?
Nope, nah, nah, man, I don'ttrust no girl like ever been
Tied up or handcuffed Nope, nah,nah, man, I don't trust no girl
like that.
Nah, that's what I said.
Nah, I've watched Misery.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Way too many times that's an ultimate trust, man,
no, I'm, I'm tied up for you,motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Shout out to Kathy Bates man, that would be scary
as hell.
Yeah, nah, I've never.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Cause what if she you ?
Yeah, no, I've never, you evertied anybody up?
Nope, no, me, neither I don'tknow, what you're missing.
You have.
What about you, steve?
I'm thinking Handcuffs too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Because I know y'all got some freaky fantasy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Oh yeah, these are three freaky fantasy dudes.
Is that freaky though?
Is that freaky?
Is that really deemed freaky?

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
What is freaky?
You can't do nothing, I'm justlike ah.
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
What is freaky?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Letting the chick rubber shit on you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Oh hell, no, Nope, nah man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
That is gross, ain't no motherfucking two girls in a
cup shit, fuck wrong with y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
That's a sanitation issue.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Well, sometimes that can't be helped, sometimes that
little rabbit turd.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Come out of there A little turtle head you just keep
moving, man Keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Oh, I'll never forget .
Man Thump it off the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Keep it moving.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Hey, you just sat up here and had your finger in
there, my roommate and itsmelled a little bit like
boo-boo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
And then you just kept going.
He was like man, I was fuckingthe shit out of this bitch right
.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
He went to show me he had two little rabbit turds in
his bed.
Literally.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I died laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I said you literally fucked the shit out of me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Hey, that happened to me.
I just, like I said, I justthumped him on the bed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
You would take her hand and rub her nose in it and
be like bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
A head with a newspaper.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
They're pretty solid, though Tell you not to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
They're pretty solid.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I just thumped them over like marbles.
She needs some water.
She needs some fiber.
You know what the hell is goingon here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
She needs some fiber and it's like he got some hard
marbles.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
And the hell is going on here.
We need to shower Like damngirl.
What you been eating?
Ham hocks.
Y'all see what happened.
We done been off for like three, four weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
No, we done got together.
You went off the deep end overthere.
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Fuck this just devolved into degeneracy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
God damn, I can't be telling all these stories.
Somebody's going to recognizeit.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Oh Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Somebody's going to sit up here and listen to the
podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
This must have been recent.
She's like uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Those was my boo-boo marbles.
Why you telling everybody aboutmy boo-boo marbles?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
You promised you wouldn't say nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
No, it ain't been recently.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Section 8 titties and boo-boo marbles.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Oh my.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Lord, I'm dead man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
I told you, like little marbles man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
What is the movie recommendations?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Nice sir.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
You know what I don't know?
I want to see Sinners.
I'm waiting on that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Sinners is next week.
We're going to talk about thatnext week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
That's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
April 18th, but go see Sinners, it starts April
18th.
Amateur.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
I haven't seen that yet.
Yeah, no, it started this week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Amateur started this week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I'm definitely going to check that out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Drop Drop started.
Who's in that?
We don't fact check Some whitelady that's going on a date.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Oh, that one they threatened, okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah.
Threatened to kill her kids,like if she don't kill her date,
oh yeah one, that one theythreaten.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,okay, kill her kids like if she
don't kill her dead.
Oh yeah, okay yeah, that's outtoo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Her Minecraft is doing.
I mean, I know that might befor teenagers or whatever I
heard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
it was horrible, but that's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
But it's still making a lot of money, so they
probably don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Like the drop, though it's just like what's that?
The one in the airport?
What?
The one that was just onNetflix?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Passing no, not Passinger.
Is it Passinger?

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
No, it's you talking about the one with.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
Jason Bateman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Oh yeah, that was on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Yeah, with Jason Bateman.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
What's the name of that motherfucking movie?
What is the name of that that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
was good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah, starts with a C name of that that was good
Starts with a, c, carry On,carry On.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
That's a good recommendation.
Carry On is good I mean youknow, of course.
I've caught up on.
Well, I still got two episodesfor Abbott Elementary.
Abbott Elementary is hilarious.
Remember Phone Booth?

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Yeah, Phone Booth.
I don't know how they pulledthat shit off.
It wasn't bad I don't know howthey pulled that shit off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
It wasn't bad.
I don't know how they pulled itoff.
I'm still going to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I still need to see what was it.
Black Bag.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Oh, Black Bag is good .
I need to see that.
Hey, Hell of a Summer.
I saw Hell of a Summer Did yousee that too, the Gorge.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Gorge is good.
What is that on Apple?
Apple Plus?
Yeah, now that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Is that a movie, y'all rich.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
The Gorge was good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Yeah, let me see what else is out.
Amateur Well, my tworecommendations for this week is
amateur and drop Hell of aSummer.
Anybody watch.
It's a horror, but it was funny.

(01:06:35):
But, dude, that was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I think that's the route to take with them slashers
.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Yeah, it was good man , it had some chuckles.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
This is not a movie, but I recommend you guys watch
1923.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
It's fucking pretty good.
I watched it.
I was disappointed.
Nah, oh you ain't like it.
Season two I don't like howthey wrapped it up.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Season two.
Yeah, no, it was pretty goodwhat?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
about Novocaine.
Did y'all see that oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Still haven't seen Novocaine.
Yes, I rent that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Oh, it's already streaming.
Yeah, she's already streaming.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, I was going to say I'm assuming, because it's
already streaming.
I saw it at home.
You know what?
I think Warfare, warfare is out.
I think the kid that's in itRemember y'all ever saw when the
Millers, the little son, yeah,I think he's in Warfare.

(01:07:32):
That looks good, warfare, looksgood.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Warfare is out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
I did go see Working man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Working man was good boy.
I'm a still push woman in theyard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
I haven't seen it yet .

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Yeah, Woman in the Yard is good.
Working man is man that dude,he's good.
He's especially invited gueston the show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Hey, y'all know that Jason Statham actually does have
a movie where he wasn't doingJason Statham things.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Really.
Yeah, I don't want to see that.
What movie is that?
I want him to beat people?
That's like watching Bruce Leeand not being Bruce Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
It was one of his early movies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I think it was called like Elizabeth or something.
I mean he didn't punch anybody.
I mean he still played agangster.
But yeah, he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Really, jason.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Statham.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Hell man yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Jason Statham, being Jason Statham.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
That's right.
I don't think that was that one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That dude be whooping some.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
What's the one where he was?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
he's supposed to be in a redneck with a British
accent.
Oh, Jason Statham.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Yeah, what was it?
A redneck with a British accent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Remember when he he was with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Was it B?
No, that wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
No, not B-Keeper.
B-keeper Homefront yeah, that'swhat it was.
You know, I don't think I'veseen home front.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
He was pretty good in there.
I'm going to have to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
He beat people up, yeah, oh yeah, I told you he was
redneck with a British accent.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Hey, I'm going to have to see that, hey, it's a
movie out.
Well, that's a conundrum, Well,I what it's about.
And then I think remember Isaid the Alto Kings With De Niro
.
He plays two differentcharacters, but yeah, the

(01:09:21):
Sinners though London.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
that's the name of the movie that he was in, but
not really Jason Statham.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Really, when did that come out?

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
2005.
That's almost 20 years ago,that is, 20 years ago Giving his
career.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Hey, have any of y'all seen that?
Anyone but you.
Yet With?
Uh, what's the chick with thenice bosoms?
The white girl, sidney Sweeney.
She got some titties on her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Now, those are titties have you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
have you seen anyone but you?
No, but I'm telling y'all mangod watch anyone but you, if
y'all want a real good laugh.
It's not like the movies now wejust talk about just oh shit.
We share the same birthday,regular stuff.
You and sydney sweeney, wow,and you and steve's birthday

(01:10:16):
around the same time, ain't it10 days, what?
What day is yours on?
12?
Oh damn, that's 10 days exactly, hell yeah so after what?

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
september?
Yeah, september, oh okay y'allgonna get some.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Uh, hey, shout out to y'all September.
What September September?
Oh, okay, y'all going to getsome stripper wings.
Shout out to Sidney Sweeney andthem titties.
I'm sorry, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
How you juggling the titties between the feet.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Titties and feet.
Yeah, how you know when tofocus on when they look like
little titties the feet, tittiesand feet yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
How you know when to focus on when they look like
little titties.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Little tits.
What we looking at?
The same thing, is he lookingat Sidney Sweeney?
No, those are titties.
Those are titties, those aretitties, these are titties.
You seeing anyone?

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
but, you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Those are titties.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
You got to watch anyone but you.
They highlighted them.
Yeah, I seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Man, that movie was so funny, man, it was funny man
Cracked me up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I watched it twice.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, that shit had me dying boy.
Anybody got anything else tosay?
Any closing statements?
Suck them titties.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Next day duel Tuesday don't let a chick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I just got mine done.
Don't let a chick snowball.
You is that.
You said that's what it'scalled the snowball.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Don't let her snowball you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Joe gonna come on here in a couple weeks like man
y'all done jinxed me.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
That's what a chick tried to do, and I had to slap
her as always, people don'tforget to tip your bartenders.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I won't even be here.
I'll be in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Joe gonna get tied up and snowballed on the same day.
I'll be in jail he gonna gettied up, tickled and snowballed
and I'll be in jail now, that'sa fantasy, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Joe gonna be like man .
I must be dreaming.
Alright, y'all.
Alright, we out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Holla Peace.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Peace.