Sex Robots, Bitcoin, and Why Joe Never Cries

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Uh-oh, oh yeah, sure, you don't want to get on.
Look, look, he can hear.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Look, you can hear, you can hear, come on, you can
hear it in that mic right there.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, my brother.
Yup, Welcome to the Nobody'sTalking Podcast.
Yeah, we got a special guest.
What happened?
Joe was on time, but late againtoday.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hey, he's on, time for Joe.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, he was on time for Joe.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
He got his own time zone.
You already know, man.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Hey, Joe said he's a superstar.
That's right.
He'll show up when he's ready.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Like Jimmy and he came.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
What's that right there?
Like Jimmy, what you sipping onwhich one of the uncles is that
?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Jack Daniels, uncle Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
JD.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Uncle Jack, 100 proof , 100 proof.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You sipping on the JD Mm-mm-mm.
Well, we're back after missinga week because everybody was
enjoying the fireworks.
But looking around the room Ican see everybody still have all
their fingers Right.
We all good.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Ain't nobody missing digits or hands?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I heard Najee Harris.
Somebody said he has like sometype of little eye injury.
They say it's minor and he'llbe okay, but it was from like
firecrackers.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Firecrackers, fireworks or whatever.
You can always play with theGiants.
You ever heard of this nigga?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
named Fo' Extra, fo' Extra, fo' Extra.
Is that a rapper?
Just some nigga who was in thestreets, oh no, with the Crip
shit.
Oh, I guess he allegedly blewoff his hand while playing with
fireworks.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Just recently yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Last week.
Every year man Somebody do it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
M80 or something, but the thing is.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
The funny thing is apparently the nigga's like
really willing to throw handswith anybody.
Really, I don't know how he'sgoing to do that now.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, no, that is true.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Like the nigga's known for just shooting the fair
one with anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, damn.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
He ain't going to be able to do that no more Hell.
No, that sucks, shout out tohim.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Which hand.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Did he blow on Right or left?
I think it was the right.
Oh man Damn.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Damn, that's the power hand.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I thought it was the left hook.
You gonna get with the lefthook, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
That left hook gotta be mean Damn.
Anyway, this is your boy, bosco, and sitting to my left.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
This be the one they call Christian.
How you doing everybody Sittingto my left.
We have a fellow unicorn.
We got a guest.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
This is Kerry Jackson .
Nah, nigga don't use your realname.
Hey, that was my slave name.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
He said that was his slave name, unicorn in the sense
that he is a.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
I am a black Phoenix Arizona native and he is as well
, so sitting to his left, it'sthe one and only Rodeo Joe baby
Ay.
Is this real?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
The one and only.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Superman is in the building.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew, pew, pewpew pew pew pew, pew, pew, pew
pew pew, pew, pew pew pew thatshit look like spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, that's what I said.
That look like a bunch ofspaghetti.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
I didn't think they made them that strong.
No more.
The M80 was dead right,Allegedly.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Allegedly.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh man, you know, they got some stuff back in the
day.
I thought the M80 was dead bro.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
They don't make them anymore.
I didn't think so, boom.
I don't think they can get theM80 no more.
Think so, boom, they can getm80.
No more than that used to crackthe concrete shit I'm gonna.
They used to throw them in thetoilet and I'm gonna go to
flushing them something stillblow up.
Oh hey, ain't that crazy m80,wasn't no joke.
Tear a mailbox, the fuck upyeah but that's.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
That's crazy.
Well, we got some uhinteresting topics that folks
want to talk about.
You heard Joe?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What you about to say .
No, I was going to say wedidn't really blow up mailboxes
because we weren't ready to findour way home.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, yeah, especially there being there in the country
.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Where you live.
The third mailbox on the leftAin't for two of them.
You'll never find your way home.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh yeah, that is true .
That's how you should givedirections back in the day.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Right.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Now you sitting up here like oh, you got.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
GPS now.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Hell yeah, oh yeah, no GPS, oh yeah, sometime.
Yeah, this nigga really blewoff his hand.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, this nigga really blew off his hand.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
So that's real.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's real.
Started to GoFundMe For whatWant to get a robot Pay his hand
back?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't know that's what he's going to need.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
He needs $6 million.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
He needs $28,000 to go $6 million.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's at $28,000?
.
That's what he needs.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
He needs $6 million.
He's at 28,000?
.
That's what he needs.
He needs six million.
He's at 28,000.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
So okay, now I'm being for real.
So the 28,000, is that like,just like for surgery, because
obviously they're going to chophis hand off anyway.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Dude, you can't put that back together.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You can't put that backtogether.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
It ain't going to be no good, but you might try.
Dude who want who?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
want that, hey, man.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
They make a glove for it.
This nigga really blew off hishand.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Dog that look It'll oh.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They make a glove for it.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Look, it's real yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah, I saw it.
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Damn In the cast.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So that was that post-surgery.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Then yeah, that's post-surgery.
This was a day ago.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Well, shout out to that young fella, shout out to
Fo Extra?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't know how you going to get on with it.
Maybe he'll get a commercialdeal.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's crazy dog.
You know I'm going to say somefucked up shit Go ahead, joe.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Hey, the thought, views and opinions of Alabama,
joe, is that there, of his ownRight, go ahead, and Joe is the
one that's going to get uscanceled.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
No, joe, be saying the craziest stuff.
Man, you can always play withthe Giants, though.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And hey, Jason Pierre-Paul was still doing his
thing.
Yeah, actually, he just lookedthe same.
No, he blew off a couplefingers.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
He can wear the same glove.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, he blew off a couple fingers, man, this dude
he's got to play on Tampa Bayright.
Yeah, he's done now, right, oris he still playing?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
I don't know.
He probably is done.
Yeah, he probably is.
He don't really have nothingelse to Because I know it's been
a minute.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
He was with the Ravens last time he was on the
field, right, was he?
I think so.
I just remember him at theGiants in Tampa.
Oh, he was with With the Ravens.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh, hey, you can tilt it up a little bit Defensive
end.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Hello folks.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
This it up a little bit in.
Okay, yeah, hello folks, thisis kj.
Yeah, see, there you go.
That's the special guest, guess, baby?
Somebody said they wanted totalk about uh, okay, who wait?
He said something, you saidsomething.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Y'all know how we do it, we this is our say something
our weekly round table meeting,like you usually do every week.
You offended me, that's allright.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh what?
Because you was late.
No, you know what I'm talkingabout.
Oh damn, see, now that was offair, though.
Yeah, I know it don't count.
Yeah, no, I ain't going to saynothing.
Still offended me, though.
Hey, is that Voltron?
Yeah, it's Voltron.
Okay, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's the Lions right.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, remember, they had the cars.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah they had the cars.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Now they had about 300 cars that made Voltron Damn.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Like damn.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
You keep looking at that.
I was looking at Jason.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Pierre-Paul and we looking at fireworks incidents.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Man, it was funny.
Oh, I'm going to stop.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, that one cat.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
What's funny, though, is he did it on Fourth of July
Other cat did his yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, you know, that's the number one, ten years
apart.
I mean, do people sit up here?
And I don't really know.
I mean I will say they try tolight it and quick and as I was
throwing it it kind of popped,but I mean it ain't nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
And see, they've always been illegal here up
until recent, so I was neverplaying with them anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
But I'm saying since that I don't know I might have
been.
We used to have them, themBearcats, seven, eight, no.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I was probably 10, 11 .

Speaker 1 (09:00):
10, 11, 12.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I was like man, I don't mess with them things, man
, why they're legal here, Ireally don't understand.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You got to pitch them .
You can't draw back.
Yeah, you got to try to throwthat bitch.
We used to do the crazieststuff.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
We put them in jars.
You got to pitch them up.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Put them in jars Inhumane stuff.
We put a bunch of them in a hatbed.
That's a bad idea.
A bunch of shrapnel goingeverywhere.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
I'm telling you oh man.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Cheering Shout out to Peter.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, okay, peter, I heard that shout out last time
too.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
We put something in an ant bed.
That's a bad fuck idea.
Right there Bad.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
What did the ants do?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Motherfucker got all over you.
Shit in an ant bed.
That's a bad fuck idea rightthere, bad.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
What did the ants do?
Motherfucker, got all over youand shit, they won't die, only
way they die is by squishingMotherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
ain't dead boy.
You got to come on to kill anant boy.
That?
Zombies ain't no joke.
You can't shake them off.
When they hit, they startbiting right off the bat.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Hey, then you feel weird, you know, when you see An
ant or you start getting itchy.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You start feeling Getting the heebie jeebies.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
You're like man, like what in?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
the hell Itches to talk about.
Yeah, y'all see.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like you, just like you start hitting your leg.
Then you look back, just likethe little Bush.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Kind of like blowing up against your leg.
And then everything is a thingthat's making you itch, yeah,
yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Nah, that is, that's crazy boy.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
That's the truth.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's the truth.
Everybody good though.
Yeah, chilling.
All right, Joe, Go ahead, Giveus your story.
I know you said something Nah.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm not going to do that because I might offend some
people.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Go ahead, Joe.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
This is your slot.
Like I said I will, We'vealready given the disclaimer.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
This is for the thought views and opinions of
Alabama.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh yeah, this is for we don't fact check anything, so
don't trust us.
Yeah, joe will get his cancel.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was going to say I can understand lipstick lesbians
, but I can't understand theother ones.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm with you on that.
Who said there's no such thingas lesbians?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I said it there ain't no such thing as lesbians.
You take a strap on, do tellyou take a motherfucking strap
on.
How that going to make no sense.
That don't make no sense.
You just don't like me yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
So you just don't like the dude, then right you
just don't like me, and then yougo get a motherfucker that look
like me with the same attitude.
What the fuck is that kind?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
of shit is that?
Oh shit, you just ain't got thehardware.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Boy, I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
No, I'm just saying though he's not wrong people.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
He's not wrong I'm just saying, though, that don't
make any sense to me.
You know, like a lipsticklesbian, I can understand cause.
She gorgeous.
Her mom is gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
But if you gonna get somebody that look like me, but
then the lipsticks.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
They still pull out the dildos.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I understand that, but if you gonna get somebody
that look like me, you might aswell get me.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
But, again speaking, I'm actually In support of you
right now, cause, regardlessthey bring out the dildos,
regardless, right.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
So is there really such a thing as a lesbian, or
just somebody who?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
don't like niggas.
Yeah, I think they just don'tlike.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, that's, that's just my opinion and ain't
nothing to matter with that andthey don't want to deal with the
emotions, or yeah, becauseniggas are emotional too, or you
sitting up here and be like ohhe's too aggressive.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Who are niggas?
You know?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
These little bitch-made niggas that came out
after 95.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I was raised with them.
They ain't nothing to do withbeing emotional.
I was raised with them.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Speaking of this is a weird transition, but we was
talking about crying at moviesand shit a few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Oh, you cried at one.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
We was talking about crying at movies and shit a few
weeks ago oh you cried at oneNigga.
Which one?
Coco, Don't say it dog Coco.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Coco, wait, goddamn Disney movie, is that?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
the cat.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, that's the guitar .

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Can I excuse?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
myself, joe, it's all right being emotional dog.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Listen, we're about right being emotional dog.
Listen, we're about to have atherapy session.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
This nigga cried at Coco.
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, I mean, I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So I can see it turns of endearment or some shit like
that.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I've never seen it.
Coco, coco.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Did you watch Coco no ?

Speaker 3 (13:43):
You ain't seen Coco.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
No, me neither.
I wouldn't cry I can't saynothing about it?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I ain't seen it.
I have no idea.
Okay, tell me what it's about.
It's an animated movie.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
You said about a it's an animated Disney movie.
Yes, it's an animated Disneymovie.
You said about a guitar.
It made you cry, the, what youcall it.
The theme, the plot was aboutthis little boy in Mexico who
wants to be.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah he wants to be like a star guitar player.
I know what you're talkingabout, and his great grandpa was
that dude.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that one.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a good movie?
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
And it's been out for a while.
It's a good movie?
I don't think so, and it's beenout for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, it's been out since 2017.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
But I don't see my tear duct fucking tearing up.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
No man.
What's crazy about it, joe?
I knew and I'm not going togive anything away, but I knew
that what happened was going tohappen and that shit still got
me.
Did it it?
I can see that shit from a mileaway.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
It still got me.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Oh wow, I wasn't boo-hooing or nothing, but you
still, I got misty-eyed.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You mean, you teared up, I teared up, I did hey, Joe,
ain't nothing about beingteared up, man.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's the same thing as boo-hooing.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I've been holding on to that for a couple weeks.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I had to get on here and tell y' no, you didn't,
specifically when this nickelwas here.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
This is a judgment-free zone.
We trying to get you.
You want no judgment, then yougo to.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Planet Fitness.
We want you to.
I was listening to Brian's song, huh.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Would that be my thing with Brian's song?
You got a Brian song.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Brian's song.
Yeah, I remember that.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I saw that too, but I still ain't cry on that.
I thought it was sad.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Man Joe, you just tough, huh.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, I got emotions and shit.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, let's say emotions.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I don't think he does Nah.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I do, I do, I do.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
When's the last time you cried?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Joe Nothing.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I didn't cry, but I was a kid though.
It was just a movie to me.
That was the difference.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
So even back then he had no suspension of disbelief.
I was of age, so I understandexactly what was going on.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Just sip your drink, Joe Did you ever have any kind
of things like that before.
You need to talk into the mic.
Have you ever ever saw a movieor some sort of a system that
basically told you up inside orsomething like that, looking at
it and all that?

(16:17):
Any guys like that?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm thinking hey, because I'll tell you what I'm
thinking.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think Joby's sitting up here playing I think
Dude't know hey cause.
I'll tell you what I'm thinking.
I think Joby's sitting up herePlaying, cause I think hey man.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Dude, you got kids.
I know I tried to cry.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
You got grandkids yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
But I tried to cry.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
He said I tried to cry, I tried to cry, I did.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
He said one tear, did like this and went back up.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
No.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
I'm serious dog.
It came out in a different way,you know what so dog.
That's why, no, I'm serious dog.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I tried dog you a tough cookie dog.
I tried, bro, but just I don'tknow what it is.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
You don't have no feelings.
What if a young lady comes toyou like?
Oh do you love me?
What you?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
gonna tell her.
I don't say that unless I meanit.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
I respect that.
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I respect that.
What does she say?
If you tell me you love me,she'll, let you hit She'll let
you hit.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
She'll say I love you .
I don't say that unless I meanit.
She I love you.
He said I love you.
I don't say that, that's notmean shit.
I love you, I love you.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I don't, though I don't say that that's not mean
I've let that shit slip instroke one time accidentally she
put that powwow on you, she putthat thang on me.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Boy, god damn, you was like oh.
I love you she put that.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
She put that.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Joe, when's the last time you cried?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
I don't remember this is.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Joe's therapy session .

Speaker 4 (18:06):
I remember you ain't never lose a fat, I think the
last time I cried was 1991 whathappened in?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
1991 that made you cry.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
I think it was 91 even when you had and I don't
think I was drunk then though,oh my lord, that shit still
counts listen, I was.
I don't ever believe.
Mainly, I cried because Ididn't feel the way.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I thought I should feel Joe was getting in touch
with his softer side.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
No, I'm serious.
You didn't feel the way youthought you were supposed to
feel.
We're on whole sex.
Regarding what Par 30.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, okay, you want to know.
I had a death in the family,that's what I mean, and I wasn't
sad about it, so you cried, soyou forced yourself.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
No, yeah, did you force yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Something like that I wouldn't.
I just I didn't feel anything,so I just said Fuck.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well, were you not close to this To this person?
What?

Speaker 5 (18:59):
That was my question too, yeah he did say fuck it.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I did catch that.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, but I'm just saying I didn't feel the way I
thought I should feel.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Were you not connected to him, or what?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, no, not really.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I guess.
So then, so I'm like, I mean,I've been to a bunch of funerals
.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
You'd be like no but, you know it's sad, I should
have had some type of reactionor emotion.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
So, even now.
I know your mom passed and thiswas after 1991.
Yeah, you ain't cried here.
No, this mother, I mean I actlike I was there, but even cried
when my mom passed.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I mean, the last time I cried at a funeral, or the
only time really, was when mysister died.
But that was because, nigga, wefound out through an obituary
that she had died.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
Oh my goodness, yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, wow, yeah.
My fucking husband didn't evenbother to tell us.
That's funny Wow.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Golly, you want to talk about something messed up.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
We need to get on the line of surgery.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
No we're well-rounded .

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Joe, this is what we do on this show.
This is a therapy session.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's kind of like sad and shit.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Ain't nothing to say.
You don't cry.
No ho, right.
So I know if I'm not about tocry, I know you're not about to
cry.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I ain't going to cry about it.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
So you can recognize when something is sad.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You just don't have no emotion to it.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
I can recognize it.
I mean, you can too, so youain't going to cry like when
your kids get married, or howyou have another grandchild or
what.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I didn't really cry.
None of that, that one.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I understand that one don't really make sense.
I mean, everybody's different,that's some joy in that.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
I don't even know how people be sitting up here with
like.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
My kid got married and had grandkids, like when
they cry Like tears of joy.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, that don't matter.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Crocodile tears.
I can't even do the crocodiletears.
No me neither.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I mean I understand.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I tried, but I ain't won.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't think anybody's ever tried to cry and
failed.
Well yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
What was that?
Didn't somebody say they couldcry on demand, was it Jess?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It may have been Jess .

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Oh, that's impressive , though I know my kids can.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
They can cry.
They can cry on command.
Yeah, they have tears andeverything.
They're scared of him.
That's why I was saying thatearlier today.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
By the way, yeah, I said, man, your daughter's
scared of you.
They are.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, you always try to make them do push-ups.
I told you listen, we'rededicating this whole show to
Joe today.
You in the hot seat, I'm nothere to do push-ups.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
No, I'm saying you used to.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, we used to see them out there at the softball
field Get them pull-ups in, damn.
Yeah, oh, they was doing themtoo Hard task, man.
Yeah, they were little.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Ain't they, one of them, fat either, drill sergeant
.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, now since we talking about fat, we are
talking about fat.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
segue, joe said he wanted to talk about fat black
women.
Pretty hot, I pretty hot.
I never said that.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Really.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
This nigga here said it and my nigga took my right.
Nah, the nigga to my right saidthat shit, I didn't say that
Shit, I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Oh shit, hey, y'all know we care, because we care
yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think, I think I think the shit didn't got out of
hand, though I think I think Ithink the shit.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Didn't got out of hand though, cause, like you,
motherfucker, walk around Bootybig as a table and waist the
size Of this damn pole.
That shit didn't got out ofhand, like them.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
BBL, hey.
And then they sit up there andget mad, like if the guys Were
like what a Skinny chick.
Or Like what you gonna Head ona skinny girl for?
Like just I don't, I mean, Idon't understand it.
I mean if he's fit or she's fit, or even if he's fat and she's

(23:14):
fit okay, don't get don't getmad at him.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Here's the thing if you're not an athlete, don't go
after athletic men period, right.
That's why you got all thesemotherfuckers, getting all these
surgeries and shit.
You throat goats at the gamesand shit.
These motherfuckers thinkinglike they can pull an athletic
dude.
But they faking it.
Athletic, the athleticism, theyfaking it.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Right, right, right, it's shit.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, cosmetically Right right, but the nigga gonna
know.
Like hey, hey, let's walk tothe block, you out of breath.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You fine as a motherfucker, hey already.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
You fine as a motherfucker.
You out of breath.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Something ain't adding up Right, because in
reality.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Be realistic now.
They don't do nothing to bad,as you lay there.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah, you do all the work, even the ones who
you like.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
what really do they be doing, aside from laying
there Even the baddies?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Even the ones that you want to hit again.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Some of them throw it back.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
but I'm just saying the ones from the gym throw it
back.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Okay, so now women when they have sex, they don't
do nothing, they just lay there?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, no Women.
When they have sex, they don'tdo nothing, they just live it.
No, no, I ain't going to sayanything.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
You sound like a real podcaster right now, I ain't
say nothing.
They say all that.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I say they throw it back Doing his best journalist
impression right now I'mstirring it up, huh.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, throw it back.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I know I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Someone throw it back but can't.
Like you see a lot of like thehot chicks and stuff, but they
don't really work out or nothingRight Cosmetic Uh-huh.
And they wonder why, like theygo get an athletic dude and it
don't really work because y'allain't got shit in common.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
You don't go to the gym.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
You don't do none of that shit.
Why he cheat on?

Speaker 5 (24:58):
me.
I'm everything she won't.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Fellas, speaking of the BBLs.
I sent one yesterday, yesterdayLiterally this was one of her
legs, this was one of her legs.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
This was her ass it looked crazy, it looked so
stupid?

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Looked like olive oil with a booty injection.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You know, she had the titties too, and the lips.
I was looking at her like.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I should body shame you right now.
No, that's what I said.
I'll check, mark the tittiesbecause you know.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, the titties is whatever.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
But the lips and the booty, yep, I mean, even if you
want to get a little tummy tuck,or what they call a mommy
makeover.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
But, dude, I just can't get past the booties, man,
man.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And it's hard.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Is it?
I wouldn't know.
I never touched one.
I would like to touch one.
You just got to lean in the gym.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Just bump into one.
Just bump into one.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Show the one I want.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I've seen him.
Was that your ass or the?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
desk.
It was an LA fitness suit.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It was an LA fitness suit, that shit be like ooh ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Bitch did like maybe 10 minutes of cardio and left on
her goddamn basketball twigs.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Wow, no, that's crazy .

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Young too.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, like at the.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
at the oldest it was probably like early thirties,
damn.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I thought that.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I thought that was like a well, I was going to say
I thought that was a 40 and over, oh.
I don't even think the fortiesreally care Like, unless they
trying to live that basketballwives, that Hollywood, what is
it the housewife show?
Unless they trying to live thatlife.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Speaking of Hollywood .

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Ain't nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Ain't nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Are you going to tell them about your hat, joe my hat
.
Yeah, joe my hat.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I got a hat.
I heard about it.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, what a gym hat, the bigger the fupa, the better
the chalupa.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Chalupa.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Taste of the chalupa.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, Bigger the fupa who came up with that name fupa
.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's a great name.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't know, I want to know who came up with some of
these Jamaicans, I guess.
Just think about certain stuff.
Who came up with FUPA?
Who came up with cock?
Just think about it.
You know, there ain't been noblack person.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, I think that came up with.
I think they got it wrong.
Like they say cock, see back inthe day.
You know, when the niggas saidyou're a cocksucker, I mean
you're a pussy eating nigga.
That's all that meant.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Okay, so cock at one point did mean vagina.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
What the?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
fuck.
That's all I ever know it was.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
That's pretty evident .
Okay, so when Snoop said, whenI bust my nut I'm raising up off
the cock, yeah, okay, I knewthat contextually, but that shit
always sounded real weird.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, back in the day, that's what it was day
that's what it was.
That's what it was because,like in the, in the in the 50s,
60s, is a cop and that meantvagina.
And then when they, when youwant to, to see, we was known
for not eating right, so no, no,no, but back in the day, that
was the fighting, fighting shit.

(28:43):
Right there, the motherfuckercall you a pussy nigga, but they
would say you ain't nothing butan old cocksucker.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
You ever been around chickens?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Right.
But the other man thought theywas talking about sucking dick
the hen all the time, Right.
So when they started to maketheir movies, they like oh my
cock, they ain't know no betterhistory lessons with you.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I know.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I appreciate that it does it's the same thing?
I ain't know no me neither likein the day you couldn't say sex
or having sex on the radio, youcouldn't say it on the radio,
you couldn't put it in yourmusic, you couldn't put it in
your music.
You couldn't put it in theirmusic right, you couldn't do

(29:30):
none of that, right?
That was the jam.
So the black artists would say,hey, we rock and roll all night
long.
So rock and roll actually meanssex.
Yeah, knocking boots.
So they would say, hey, we rockand roll.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Is that what the Whispers was saying?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Everybody, chuck Berry everybody said we rock and
roll.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Said, they Said, they rocking all night.
Somehow that turned into so youknow they was talking about
getting loose Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
So somehow that turned into rock and roll music,
but rock and roll has alwaysbeen having sex.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Hey, wouldn't it be kind of nice and I know this is
going to sound a little hellacontradictory from me of all
people that we did go back tomore subtlety in the music.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Are we going back, going?

Speaker 3 (30:19):
back to steady rocking versus just bitch suck
my dick, give me head, hold allthat bullshit.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, yeah, we going back, bill, it's going back,
it's going back.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
It ain't going back.
Have you heard these new kidsman?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You don't listen To this new rap.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
It's going back how.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
It's going back.
Hey Joe must work In the musicindustry.
He must.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
You an A&R on the side, joe?
No, it's going back.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Joe is a jack-of-all-trades.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
You think about it.
They don't even hold the dooropen for women.
No more, nope.
I've seen it like three timestoday.
Dude busted right behind them.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I'm not even going to blame them for that.
You going to blame theirdaddies.
No, I ain't going to blametheir daddy for that.
I'm going to blame theindependent woman for that,
because that motherfucker won'teven give you a chance to open
the door.
Preach.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Wow, I opened a lot of doors.
I know you did, but a lot ofthem are going to give you a
chance, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Run to the door.
They see you, finna, open thedoor for them.
They run and grab thatmotherfucker.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm not serious, and now yougot automatic doors.
And now you got automatic doors, so you don't you know,
everything's damn near automaticdoors, so you don't really have
to do that, like you know,unless you go stomp your foot in
front of them, hey.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
But at the same time, going back to my other point,
dudes are really bitch madethese days, so they don't want
to do that.
They want the doors open forthem.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Oh, that's weird, that's super weird.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I don't know.
Yeah, y'all have to open thedoor.
I mean, I've had someone openthe door for me.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I'll say thank you, but I'm not going to agree with
that one.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
You don't kick it with Tuna Wool.
That weeks ago I know Ain'tnobody expecting no door to open
for them.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Get the fuck out of here, I know there's some lazy
motherfuckers and they won't goin the store unless the door
open by itself.
Go outside a couple days a week, joe.
I go outside.
I know how they like.
I said you know, back in theday, we had to walk to the
goddamn store and open the dooron our own.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Uphill Both directions, both ways Now.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
And then it went from walking to the stove to
catching a ride to the stove 100degrees.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Freezing Boy.
That'd be some fucked upweather.
That'd be some weather,wouldn't it?
I'm telling you, it's 100degrees freezing.
Now you're my brother.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I'm just saying, though, with the automatic doors
, when they want to get out.
They won't get out.
You take them to the store andyou go to the parking lot and
you're too far in the parkinglot.
They want to get out the caryou got to pull up to the door
so they can get out the fuckingcar.
So you seen Wally.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
That's the robot, right?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yes, I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I've seen that movie a few months ago got it.
That shit was I never seen.
It was a mind blower because itis kind of happening Like
motherfuckers are just tooconveniently comfortable.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
You mean what you're saying?
The world has become a bunch offat bodies that don't want to
move around.
Yeah, so they're going to be in.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Hey, listen, hey, and that's true because here's my
thing.
I know, on like on one of mycards I have, you know they give
you like.
I know, on like on one of my uhcards I have, uh, you know,
give you like like 12, $10 or 12bucks a month for grub or door.
I always forget about itbecause I'm thinking I forget.
You can order it and still pickit up and still, you know, get

(33:41):
the credit.
But just think about all thepeople that order uh like
groceries, or they likegroceries or they order like A
fucking bagel.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
The only thing, the only thing I think A little door
dash of coffee I would want tohave delivered weed.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't even smoke, but pizza Right yeah, because
that was a thing like Friday.
Or unless you're going to situp here and you know y'all
getting nice and loose and youknow you order like the little
alcohol.
But in all fairness, or youorder some food Now in that case
, if you don't want to move, butnine times out of ten, yeah,

(34:25):
y'all going to both get up, goget something to eat and come
back to the house, but in allfairness, they've been
delivering pizza for 30 years.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
More than that.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
No, but that.
No, you know what I mean.
No, right, I get that.
Let me see.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
But now it's 80.
I first had my first pizzadelivered in 88.
But now it's been.
What are they having?
I thought it was the best,goddamn thing on the planet
Don't get there in 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Do you know how weird it is to me to have McDonald's
delivered?
That's wicked.
I'm going to have McDonald'sIn-N-Out Burger Sonic.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
KFC.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Sonic, you're going to pay an extra five dollars no.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
That stuff.
We're just talking about peoplejust having stuff being
delivered.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Nobody wants to go out and get it.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Like how are you supposed to meet somebody?
You?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
don't you go on an app now?
Everything is here.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Date my age, Everything Including that so no
one just goes.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
No, is it, I'm an application developer.
That's right, let's talk aboutthat for a second.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Christian Mingle.
Oh, you developed ChristianMingle, did you?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
Not really, bro.
I'm more on the moresophisticated side, which means
something that really means,something that really means
something.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You're going to have to switch mics with this nigga
so he can talk.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
God dang, you can't, you got to hold it up.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Okay, gotcha, you're going to have to switch mics
with this nigga so he can talk.
God dang, you can't.
Yeah, you got to hold it up.
Okay, gotcha, you just got togo down to the mic.
We good now.
We good Okay.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Gotcha, I need one of those stairs.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
He said don't do that .
Yeah, all right, here we go.
We're doing a little mic switchright now.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, I want to hear about this.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Yeah, I'm Joe Paul.
All right, here we go.
Go for it.
So the apps You're supposed tobe telling them about all this,
so the sophisticated apps.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
Oh well, I'm an application based upon
everything that you see on adigital device, so I do the UI
component of it, I do the datawarehouse part of it, as well as
all of the information relatedto everything you do on a
digital project.
That's what I do for a living.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
And nobody here understood it, so you got that
phone over there.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
That phone over there , Everything that you have.
That phone I developed it.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, so the time, everything you have on that
computer right there.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
I do it, okay.
So the time, everything youhave On that.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Computer.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Right there, I do it Okay.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
And when I say UI, ui is the stuff that you see, the
interaction you see when youclick a button or anything like
that.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Right.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
User interface.
User interface Exactly that'swhat UI means.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
That's what UI means Exactly, and you have, you have
to put the.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
UI together.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Joe said you created spam, no, and so you don't want
to be sitting up here calling melike 12 times a day.
No, no, I don't do it.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
All I do is just configure in Architect what
you're looking at, and everytime you put a digital thing on
your device.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, I got a question for you, then I'm glad,
sure.
So how come if we sitting uphere and I'm talking about Grey
Goose, then I'm going to get anemail about something like
alcohol?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Again, that's called.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Are our phones listening?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
That's a good point.
That's a good question.
It's basically becauseeverybody is listening to you,
because you have things withinany kind of digital device,
something.
They don't know exactly whatyou've been saying or what
you've been looking at, and youjust basically do an algorithm
in order to basically acceptwhatever you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Because I was talking about something yeah, I forget
what it was.
It was totally off somethingyeah, I forget what it was?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Yeah, it was totally offbeat.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
And then yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
You ever got a situation where you were
basically on a desktop, yeah,and you done hit something and
about five seconds later they'resending you all kinds of
advertisement for whatever youwas looking for.
That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I'm looking for leather bootstraps.
Yeah well, Google Bluetooth.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
I'm looking for lipstick leather.
Look it up, I'm surprisedyou're not looking for.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Asian lipstick leather.
You really don't have to dothat.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's all about advertising man, so you can't
get Viagra for five cents.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Man, we about to get some crazy ads on our way.
Blue Chews.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That's your wish list no that motherfucker just
popped up for five cents Go, yougotta buy 2,000.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
The more you buy the cheaper they are, you gotta buy
like 2,000.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
You go on any kind of commerce.
Right now you go and talk towhat?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
like Amazon, amazon or anything like that, they're
gonna immediately.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
T-Mu yeah, they're gonna immediately send you some
some sort of documents or somesort of profile, cause I did
order some protein from.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Amazon.
Yeah, dude, I be getting somany emails now.
T-main won't leave me alone andit's crazy, because I rarely
like, rarely order besides this.
Now I might order from Amazon,maybe like once Think about when
you maybe twice a year youstart just canvassing the some

(39:46):
too, like what?

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Any kind of name of company and stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Tesla.
Oh well, there we go, tesla.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
You'll start getting to see that in your profile
immediately.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I got a question for you, though, Steve how many?
So what if they deliversomething to your house by
mistake, right?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Oh, that's different.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And the name says Tommy Jackson on it.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Oh, that's different.
That has nothing to do withdifferent.
And the name says Tommy Jacksonon it oh, that's different,
that's, that has nothing.
And then he said, oh, it's awrong idea, so you walked around
, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Now you walk around the neighborhood and you've been
a good Samaritan.
Yeah, hey you, tommy Jackson,and they Mexican.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Oh, okay, that's a different law.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I just want to know the views and opinions of.
George, now I'm serious becausethat happened to me the other
day.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
So Tommy Jackson was Mexican.
Yeah, normally they would beAsian or or something like that
or like you know what I'm saying, but why?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
is that Dominican or something?
Or no Islamic but why is thatthough?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
you know how they pick, like one dude I don't know
.
Just like he said, why is thatDominican or something, or no?

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Islamic, but why is that?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
though.
You know how they pick, likeone dude I don't know, just like
he said.
He said my name is Doug.
My name ain't Doug, oh youtalking about on the phone?
Yeah, no, just how he said hewas looking.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
No, no, no, I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I wasn't making this black guy.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I thought it was going to be black or something.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I said, okay, I'm going to take this nigga's shit
you know that's a good thing,you know, hey black power.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Right, right, right.
Solidarity Got to sticktogether yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I'm just saying though I'm like what the fuck?
I kind of agree with you onthat.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I've never met him he said oh, thank you, he must
have sent it to the wrong house.
I'm like, oh shit you talking.
Yeah, oh, god damn.
But I'm sorry, steve.
Hey, you know Well.
I didn't want to be Bobbing onit.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
You know, steve is director of sound quality.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
No, no, I'm good.
Since you said something, I'llbob on it.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Niggas is acting wild today.
I'm just saying man.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
This episode is sponsored by Jack Daniels.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Jack Daniels and Alabama.
Joe Steve is the creativedirector of sound quality.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
That sounds like a good title.
Yeah, I tried, man, I tried you.
Sit up here and tell people.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I'm sitting in my ear saying man, y'all knowall going
to have to take y'all keys offthe table.
Don't be setting nothing on thetable, because I heard all
those echoes oh yeah, no, thatain't I ain't touching my keys.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
But no, that's normally.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Joe, Joe ain't been fidgeting.
Hey, listen, Joe is get themost content from him Because
you know he has a story, youknow he got a story for
everything.
Oh, let me tell you about this,Graham.
No, I said blue.
Well, you know blue, uh, butI'm a little true, though I

(43:00):
wouldn't lie about the fuckingdelivery shit, man goddamn.
Hey, no, joe, a fan favoriteboy.
No, but it's true.
Then his phone.
We wait for the phone to ring.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
I can't find it.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
So that's a help.
It might be right there.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
My phone is at your house right now.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh damn, you don't even care that you forgot it.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
No, we forgot because we were doing some shopping and
stuff like that and.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I forgot to bring it with me Funny how he said he
wasn't going to do too muchtalking.
We got him on his subject.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
He was just going.
I enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
what you guys are doing, Nobody understood what he
said anyway there's going to besome people out there that be
like oh yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Hey, I'm still like oh.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
God.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'll talk to him after all this is over.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Hey, speaking of which Bitcoin, Freddy said he
wants to get back on.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Okay, of course he does Bitcoin, freddy, didn't he?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
move $116,000?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
a goddamn thing.
Yeah, he's in Tucson, but Imean, that ain't nothing but a
drive.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Oh yeah, no Tucson, but Bitcoin's $116,000 A fucking
coin Damn.
So if you you got some.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Hell no.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I wish I did that damn.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Oh, the crypto.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
The Ali.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
What's the Ali, the Alibaba?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I don't know, you know the little when it say
Alibaba.
I don't know.
You know the little way I sayAlibaba man, no, I swear to God,
somebody was telling me aboutit.
You know, you just like, ah,what?
Was it like 15 cents hey, if Iwould have, just I'm just saying
if I would have just gave likea hundred dollars, it's like a
hundred bucks you gotta knowwhich ones to go at.

(44:45):
I would've had a I don't evenknow.
No, alibaba is a it's like.
It's like yeah, it's like yeah,it's like Chinese Amazon.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Oh, it's a company.
It's not a crypto, it's not acrypto.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, no, it's like yeah, dude, this is when I swear
to God.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I knew that, I just knew it.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
It was like one of them penny stocks.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
It was like one of them penny stocks.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
If I'm not mistaken, I think they were Japanese or
Chinese, and now that stuff isfly.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I don't even know what it is.
I'm going to exaggerate.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
It's like $200.
Biggest commerce company in theworld.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
They up there now Missed that boat, didn't you?
As I watched the Mercedes drivedown the street.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm like that's the story of my life when you first
heard about Bitcoin.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
How much was it?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
I have no idea, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I know, I remember when it was 6,000.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
No, me neither.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I don't understand.
I still don't understand no butwhen I first heard about it it
was 6,000.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I am not going to $6,000 for one, Never ever
$6,000.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, oh see, no, yeah.
And when people talk aboutmining, but I didn't have $6,000
to buy anything Mining Bitcoin.
You buying Bitcoin Like I don'tget it.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
I don't either, because they talk he passed away
from a heart attack and stuffand he was all into it.
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
So I guess, if I try to mine Bitcoin here, what is
going to happen?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I think they say your computer got to be fast enough
to mine it.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to mine it.
It has so much and it's likethey put it out there.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
You have to mine it first.
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Then you create a coin, one of the biggest things
would come.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
So do you physically get the coin?

Speaker 5 (46:27):
No, no, no, no it's basically a situation where you
turn in everything over.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
So how the hell are you mining Like?
I'm thinking like mining coal.
I've seen coal mining.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
When it comes.
There's no physical anythingabout it, it's just an
imagination.
It really is.
That's all it is.
Yeah imagine.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
And then it's funny because I pay with a whole bunch
of stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
You can collapse.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
With my phone or my watch.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
You can get all of these points and stuff like that
and you can basically turn itin to somebody who they think
can do better with you doing.
That's how you make money.
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
But is it physical money or is it Bitcoin?
That's what I said.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
You can't physically, there's no physical in this,
it's just a mind thing and stufflike that.
Okay, I can basically, if yougive me this, I'll give you this
.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
I need you to just see Bitcoin for dollars.
So it's kind of just likebartering.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
You're bartering, Exactly bro.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Which I mean.
That's not a bad system either.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, but nothing leaves nothing.
Yeah, that's what I don't get.
You can't go to the TreasuryDepartment?
At least when you barter, likeI'll sit up here there's no
tangible thing with it.
You give me that can of beer.
I give you my phone.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Okay, you get what I'm saying, yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
But I'm just sitting up here thinking like there's no
such thing in Weston A for whatyou just described.
They created the government,because it's all just an
imagination, and they basicallyso how are these people?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
billionaires.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Billionaires because they can get all these points.
That's it.
That's why it takes a lot ofenergy in order to do that,
because the energy is completelyputting new points up every few
seconds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
So these points add up to dollars.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Well, yeah, currency, for lack of a better term,
that's what it is Somebodyfooling his system.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
There's no physical currency in Bitcoin.
Nothing.
And then it's not FDIC insuredor anything.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
There's no registration, so you have a
bunch of money right, and it'sdirty money Nothing.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
There's no registration, so you?
Have a bunch of money right andit's dirty money Right.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
AKA Doughboy Allegedly.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
You allegedly have some dirty money.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
You need to pay me for doing some dirty shit.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
I don't fuck with anything that ain't tangible,
then he would mine the Bitcoin.
You get it from him.
There's nothing tangible aboutBitcoins and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
That shit is weird Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
That shit is weird.
So now I don't understand iteither.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
No, I don't understand it.
That's why I don't mess with it.
I'm just like, yeah, we'vehad't Nope.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
You didn't help any either.
So I'm sure somebody.
He has to have a hell of a lotof energy.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
This guy didn't help any either.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Now we're going to talk about sex robots for
$89,000.
$89,000.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh, I'm definitely buying me one $89,000.
I got to check them out.
Do they talk back Do?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
they throw it back.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
No, do they throw?

Speaker 5 (49:28):
it back.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, that's probably true, hey, they were saying
that once these things areperfected, what they said, the
baby making and relationshipsare going down.
It's already going down, no,but it's going to go down even
worse.
Oh, it's an AI thing, right,definitely.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
It no but, it's going to go down even worse.
Oh, it's an AI thing, right?
Definitely it learns you.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Hey, who's seen that movie HER?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's what you like Nah, I never did you ever seen
that movie HER.
I heard about it but I neverseen it Now it's funny because
I've seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
It's been a minute.
I want to watch it again nowbecause it seems coming up
exactly, exactly.
Yep, because you just didn'tappear like the dude fell in
love with a computer.
You know there's some guy thatproposed, right.
I heard that to a ai andobviously she said yes.
But like everybody was saying,she's supposed to say yes, right

(50:20):
, because if she said no, allyou gonna do is go get another
ai, that's part of what I do fora living too you make ai, yeah,
exactly oh shit man.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
I do ai and ai.
We know you're real man he'spart of skynet yeah go ahead and
pinch me right quick no, ai isup.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I seen he will smith.
No, that's will smith there wasWill Smith iRobot.
Nah, well, that one.
He was the two people oh oh, oh, gemini, gemini yeah that's
Gemini yeah, within, within theAI ecosystem, it's AI.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Ai is nothing more than a whole bunch of data
alright, well, here I got aquestion there yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I mean cause I listen to stuff and it's a brain.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
And they say they literally call it a brain.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Well, they say some of these AIs are learning stuff.
They are, and one time theywere trying to turn it off and
it wouldn't turn off Exactly.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
It was doing its own thing.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
That can happen too, but let me explain to you what's
going on and I just watchedMegan.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Machine language.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Language.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
That's what it is.
It has its own language and youhave to, and the good thing the
thing about it is.
The difference between a humanand AI is is that a human's
brain doesn't have the capacityof bringing that much knowledge
at one time.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Right.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Well, you can do a hell of a lot with AI.
That's why AI is so powerful.
Does that make any sense?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
to you guys.
Yeah, man, listen, do y'allthink that these people who put
these sex dolls together gethorny when they do it and want
to smash?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
them.
Let me see one Probably.
You know they didn't test itout to pride, though.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Exactly right you got to make sure it works.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
It's a slideshow.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So how much would they have to pay you to get
loose on one?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Zero, yeah, yeah, I know yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Hey, Steve, a real one If I want to touch a fake
ass, if I want to touch a fakebooty.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Why would I not want to touch a sex doll?
They have to give me $40 anhour.
$40 an hour.
If I want to touch a fake booty, why would I not?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
want to touch a sex doll, they have to give me $40
an hour.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
$40 an hour, I'll do a fleshlight, I'll do a
fleshlight butthole, hey dog.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I've never done any of that.
They got these.
They got them sitting at thebar, oh, so this is how they
ship.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Let me see.
Oh, oh, I know.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
I messed up.
I messed up the image.
You need to put it together.
Yeah, that's kind of a no forme.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
If I gotta put my own Thing together.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, cause then?
Cause, that whole time I'mgonna be feeling weird.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Y'all some freaky niggas, bro.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
I know I'm a freak, I ain't even worried about it.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
You're serious man.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, I'm fucking a robot.
I ain't even worried about it.
You're serious man.
Yeah, I'm fucking a robot.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I'll fuck the shit out of that.
I'll fuck it this year in shortcircuit.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Y'all are left earth, then she's going to be like are
you done.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Exactly, man.
That's what we do here man Areyou done.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Wow, man hey.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Fre here man.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
It's freaky as hell, bro.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
We speak of the unspeakable.
Sometimes we have some ladieshere because they can balance
out the conversation, becausewe'll ask Can you get them in
color-coded and all that?
Here we go.
Some heads right there.
What color you want?
You want Asian color.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
You want yellow, you want brown.
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
is that?
My question would be you canpick your color.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Is this a mannequin or something?

Speaker 2 (54:03):
It's a sex robot.
What if you just get the head?
The?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
skin is silicone texture with a metal, it's a
real deal.
It gives you that same feeling.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
We don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Steve is a willing participant, send us a sex dog,
the real deal.
It gives you that same feeling.
We don't know, I don't know,that's what we're trying to find
out.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Steve is a willing participant.
Hey, send us a sex dog we havea participant, I want to test
him out.
I'll test him out, we'll testit out.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Man that cleanup must be a bitch though.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Oh shit, Put some Littorine on that motherfucker's
throat.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeahay it out.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
You think they got a cream pie mechanism you get the
suction and everything too.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Well, I gotta know this shit, guys, if I'm supposed
to investigate Exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Oh look at this.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Oh, they even gave it fake like skeletal.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
So this is the skeleton.
It's all metallic.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Oh, I got you.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
To make it feel like they bones and stuff.
Yeah, bones and everything.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
The real deal.
So it feel like they bones andstuff, yeah bones and everything
the real deal.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
So it looks like flesh internally.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Real deal.
You got everything going on theright side.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
So if you want her to throw it back, does she got a
button somewhere where youyou're like you'll throw a back?

Speaker 5 (55:07):
button.
Is she choking?
Hey, that type of shit.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I just got too crazy.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Huh, joe, I'm just curious look this thing says a
fellow doll manufacturer,whatever are those the ones?
That's 89,000 damn no, this oneis 3,000 89,000 that's the
robot.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
That's the real robot .
Oh, so that's just the sex dollthis article just came out a
couple days ago.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Explain that then to me yeah, let's dive down that
rabbit hole.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
The sex doll.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
That's like okay, that's just like the expensive
version of a flashlight, soyou're not gonna get the
mechanics.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Like the warming, the warming portion.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
So you gotta just put her in the position.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
That you want.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
And then you have sex with her.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
That's the sex doll.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I open her legs up.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
You can split them all the way out like a gymnast,
or you can have her in doggystyle Do you get that euphoria.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
What I'm talking about is getting the warm shit
by sticking something.
You stick your thing in there.
Yeah, you can stick your thingin there With Vaseline.
You got to have a lubricantbecause it's silicone.
Hell, I am old-fashioned.
He's 64.
I'm older than you, niggas.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
But with the robots.
I'm sorry, I'm ahead of thegame.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
The robots, the Jimmy Dog.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
The smart little motherfuckers.
Y'all don't know all the thingsin the world.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
You put the Jimmy Dog in there.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
As an old man told me one time Keep living, son.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
That's what I hear almost on the daily.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Keep on saying good morning.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
God damn, this one is a shit.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Oh, you found a good one.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
That's one of them, bro See.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I think that's a dog.
Yeah, that's a dog.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
That's not the robot.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
That's not the robot.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Oh hell, I would climb in there, bro what the
hell the robot has it.
See, the the robot got usnervous.
You made that nigga nervous.
Okay, so if I got introduced tothis young lady and stuff like
that, would I feel thatemotional and everything?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
That's the doll.
She's not going to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
She's not going to talk to me.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
No, that's the doll If I feel lonely.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
do I get that you might?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You might Guess what She'll never say no.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
She'll never say no, right?
She'll never say no, she'llnever talk back to you, but you
got to give me a little bit more.
See, that's why they're makinga robot.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
So you want the 89 000 you want the 89 000, y'all
yeah hell yeah, that's the threethousand dollars

Speaker 2 (57:51):
again entry level, again I'm an old ass if y'all
gonna give me something likethis.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
I'll take it how you doing.
How was your day today?
We're entry level Again.
I'm an old ass girl.
I ain't got time to be chasingnothing.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
If y'all going to give me something like this.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
I'll take it.
He'll be like how you doing howwas your day today.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
He's going to come in there and be like girl, I just
need you to strip and get naked.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Now you cannot tell me based upon what I'm seeing,
oh no, that's right.
You're seeing what I'm seeing.
That's right.
And then you know Glory alreadybut listen, those are on back
order, see.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Those are glory holes .

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Those are back order.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
Those are glory holes .
That's all they are.
Those are glory holes.
Explain to them what a gloryhole is.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
I know what it is too .
They put them in two holes andyou suck the dick and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I was like what the hell?
What you know, I'm talkingabout Any pornographic thing.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
We just gonna correct you, though.
Like no, I'm just saying, not aglory hole, I'm saying, alright
, that's just a hole.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
That's just a hole.
That ain't the robot.
See the robot.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
So is that nothing behind her?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
You just saw the exo, the endoskeleton.
You saw the skeleton.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
She probably got some suction in there.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
She got a little bit of suction in there.
You're going to have to squirtsome stuff in so you can go
ahead and paint it out.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
But then you got to clean it up.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
This is weird.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
That is weird.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
I really was scrolling and said hold on, I'm
freaky, but I ain't that guy,I'm freaky.
That's freaky, but I ain't thatguy, I'm freaky, no, that's.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
That's freaky like a motherfucker.
That dog that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
You'll be surprised when you close your eyes, I saw
the robots that they working on.
I was just like, ooh, I'm sorryy'all.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
You want to see the target demographic.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah, you'll be surprised when you close your
eyes.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Who are they Guys like me bro?

Speaker 5 (59:37):
64 and older.
64 and older.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
They don't want to, they don't want to, they don't
want to, they don't want to,they don't want to, they don't
want to, they don't want to,they don't want to.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
They don't want to, they don't want to.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
That's disrespectful guys.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
So how old do you think the doll is In there,
about 21, 22, I wouldn't pay no86,000.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
I would say up to the 29 level If you do your math
right, you pay 86,000 for that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
You got some fake cooch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You can just go ahead and pay for it.
I don't think I.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
I take it back.
You go right down on Campbell.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I really don't think I I take it back.
You go right down on Campbell.
I really don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
I don't see myself doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Cause you in there just giving your best strokes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Giving that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Ain't getting no credit.
Ain't getting no credit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
You want to hear us.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
You want to moan or something?
Get into the power with me.
Yeah, yeah, you can go downexpression.
You want to hear us?
You want to moan?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Yeah, they just sitting there like Get into the
power with me, baby, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
That's what I want.
You can go down.
You want to kiss on her.
I don't want to be doingsomething and nobody's reacting
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah yeah, right, that's terrible and get at least
a real one for 8,600 times.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Sexy AI robot companion available.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
And the price is right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
And the price is right, we going out to Van.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Buren and 12th Street .
We going to get one for ahundred.
That's what I'm saying you cantake a hundred and go down to
Campbell and get you one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
We got to find somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
That's ridiculous, man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Because, I know somebody around here that got
one yeah probably a couple oflisteners.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Y'all some freaky motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Probably.
Probably a couple of listeners,y'all some freaky motherfuckers
.
Probably a couple of listeners?
You ain't spending no $86,000on that money Hell no.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
That's what I said $8,600 times If you got that
kind of money.
That's a bot.
This is AI.
That's a bot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
So wait, let me see.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
See the bot has a face.
Oh hell, no, I'm not doing that, but you can cover that you can
still get the same.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
See, that's freaky right there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
That's weird, that's Megan right there, that's.
Megan, megan 2.0, and shit, shegonna break your shit off.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Oh yeah, you been over.
What if?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
she start choking you , is she bending?
And then she fuses out shebending to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Look at how her hands don't even move.
Naturally, that shit wasthrowing me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I'm just saying what you think You'd be like oh here
choke

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
And then next thing, you know she's an AI.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
So she got device grip on you and you start to
choke for real and you unplugher.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I don't want to be choked.
I thought you said you wouldhit me if she fizzled out.
No, I'm saying you hit it, shecan't spit on it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
My question would be if she was real, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
stop, so you ain't never hit a chick.

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
And she done raised up and grabbed your neck before.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
In there Likely.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, that younever had that before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Like, oh, nigga, get up in here, get up in these guts
, nigga, she ain't never toldyou that.
Like come on OG.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
I done choked a lot of them.
Motherfuckers, niggas are crazybro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Man, I be done, plug that thing and throw it in the
water Like damn $89,000 I justwasted.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
All right, real shit, though we already know Steve
would do it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
No, honestly I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:03:10):
I can't.
Steve's a freak Would.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
I buy one.
No, would you smash one.
Hell yeah, fuck yeah bro, Iknow you would do it, I would do
it just for, just for the.
Just for the vibes.
Just for the vibes.
Like I'm scared.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
I'm, I'm, I'm exploring, I wanna be the tester
.
And I wanna know that what thisfeel like and shit Cause.
Maybe I wanna buy that $89,000too yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
So we gonna say, we gonna say this the Pinto, we
gonna say that $3,000,.
I just imagine what the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Cadillac.
Feel like Give me that Cadillac.

Speaker 5 (01:03:41):
I'm not the nigga that got to go to them clubs
anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Right, right, I just stay home and do my thing.
Yeah, hey, now you can sit uphere and be like.

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Shut the fuck up man.
As I told the brothers already,man keep living, keep living,
joe Keep living.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
We finally got a nice guest on the show.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Exactly, bro.
You can't just go down and getyou 8,900 motherfucking times
right down there.
Wait on Van Buren.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah, oh I don't fuck with Van Buren, but then you go
, I am officially clean, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I can officially say I'm not going he's 65 years old,
why you just age?
My man like that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
He just age, my man like that he's writing a lot of
perspective.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
I'll be 65 in January , oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
He's still got a few more months.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Yeah, a few more months.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Don't enjoy yourself, keep living.
Thank you, bro.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I'ma keep living when I be 65.
I ain't never put on anothercondom.
Fuck it, I'm throwing that dickout.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Yeah, if you want a dick, you.
Just I don't want my dick tofall off, because it's cause you
can, you can get you can getYou're going to shoot the club
up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Joe, you're going down, you're going up in age.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
When you hit your AARP, joe going Gatling gun.
You up to AARP, though youain't got 15 more years left,
joe, you hitting the GoldenGirls, you still going for the
wax.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Roll that shit man Roll it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
That's what I'm saying, you got about 15 more
years

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
left.
You gentlemen, are veryinterested in me.
You still going for the wagswhen you're 65.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I'm going to fuck everything that say yes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
He said everything that say yes 65.
Do you guys, significant others, do you guys go through this
every month?
I'm a big motherfucker.
I'm a big motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I see y'all are like Tums.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Keep one under my Tums.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
This is a fascinating group here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
We here to entertain the people.
Y'all sure y'all doing theright thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
We talk about a little bit of everything I can
see.
Listen, we here to entertainthe people.
Well, y'all sure y'all doingthe right thing?
Yeah, okay, why not?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Hey, we talk about a little bit of everything I can
see if you 20-something yearsold and 30 and 40, maybe 50, you
worry about VD and all thatshit.
I think you should worry aboutthat all the time though, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Hey, they say it runs rampant in these old folks'
communities.
It does it, absolutely does.
Hey, they say it runs rampantin these old folks communities.
It does, it, does it does.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
That's what they're doing.
They're fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
They be in there Because they don't use Call of
Duty 65.
Anybody's in those fuckinghomes and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Hey, that's, all they do is swap in partners.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Shout out to them for still getting it in yeah, enjoy
y'all's self with y'all's oldass.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
That's why they sell those blue chews.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
They sell those blue chews over there, they sell the
blue chews Like the ass coaches.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
They fucking broke.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
That's probably why the VDB spread and shit, so they
have dry I'll be in that sameline pretty soon.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
That's pretty cool, bro.
Let me get one, let me get two.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
That's pretty cool bro, let me get one, let me get
two.
Yeah, what do you need?
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Oh, you think the orderlies are prescribing the
shit.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Hey man, I don't know who prescribing.
Somebody over there dealingthem motherfuckers, not the
orderlies, somebody over theredealing them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
What you call it, oh what.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Giving them like the providers.
Oh hell, yeah I, I'm 65 and Istill haven't had a blue pill or
done another thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Oh well, salute to you, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
You're doing good sir , good job, stay on that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Modelo, keep that blood flow steady.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
You don't even want to just try it.
Just to try it, I do want totry it bro.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
I ain't going to lie buddy, because everybody says it
does some things for them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Word to the wise don't get them from a gas
station.
They give you mad headaches.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Oh, like the blue rhinos and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Well see, I don't want to go that route either.
I think it was a yellow check.
You ever did it before.
Hell, yeah, you did it.
You told me you were going todo it.
Remember when we were?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
talking one night I said send me one man.
Y'all like I'm ashamed.

Speaker 5 (01:07:57):
I just never have done it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
I'm surprised.
That's my pickup line Rightthere.
I'm surprised, hey girl, whatyou doing?
I just took a pill.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
I popped one when I was like 24, 25 that's young Bro
.
I, I fucking had so many damnRandom boners I didn't use.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Cause my girl At the time.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Wasn't fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Now.
According to the two different.
What are they called?
One is called Cialis.
Cialis is the one that givesyou a little bit More time,
right Shit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I know a Cialis.
You never use it.
I'm gonna give you thedifference.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
I know it's the difference between them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
It's a blue chew.
Do you use it?
You use it, bro, uh uh.

Speaker 5 (01:08:35):
Cialis.
But you just broke up.
See, I did, but then I heardit's a rose.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
I mean, you know, he was just he likes to experiment.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
I was experimenting, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Hey, if somebody took off, it ain't like they took
off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I go, what See?
I've never tried.
I agree, you can't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Oh, I want to try the roast sparks.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Roast sparks, oh yeah , oh, that's the new hotness.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Hey, I always they say it's like Kind of like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Which is the one that you can go without time If you
don't have to do it immediately.
That's the blue shit, right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
That's the Cialis, cialis right, but then what
about?
Both of them are really.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I don't know what about the Rose Spark.
How much time do you got 20minutes?

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
It's like what, how much time do you need, Because
I'm telling you when you listento these podcasts and on the
sports shows dude.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
They advertise.
That's their target audience.
So tell me, put your hands upafter you've done them before.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Have you did it?
No, no, that's what.
And be like, use roast bark.
We ain't in the 10th gradeRoast bark.
Yeah, I'm going to sit up hereand I want to try roast bark.

Speaker 5 (01:09:43):
You're going to try it.
If my shit ain't getting hard,I'll be like hey man, give me
one of them pills, I tried thehoney, I tried the damn uh, oh
yeah the honey.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I eat ass.
What do you want me to say?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
The honey.
That shit works.
Old niggas don't eat booty Likean hour and a half, I'll scoot
over.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Old niggas don't eat booty, it ain't contagious man.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
You don't eat, no, you never ate.
Booty, it ain't contagious, Iain't never eat.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
no, booty, you eat, just go a little bit low.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Just go a little bit low.
You ate some booty, just didn'trealize it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
I'll put that as a line of.

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Line in the sand.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Yeah, no golf dude.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Hey, man, if your tongue came out one time just
say you ain't going to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
No booty, you ain't going to eat no booty, you ain't
never been going down and shemove up at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Been eating booty since.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
You going down, you eat her up Like when she Doggy
style I try to do that Op-a-lipright bro.
And then you just Sit up thereand you just Put that op-a-lip
At the right side.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
I don't have to go down Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Fuck, y'all talking about.
Y'all don't even Think abouteating pussy.
You think you don't Even knowhow to eat pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Hold on, sir, hold on , sir, hold on, hold on now,
hold on now, I'm just being realwith y'all.
I don't brag about much, oh man.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Yeah, because that'll stop you from going to the
lower lip.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
nigga, I don't brag about much, but I know my way
around the box now, right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
Well, hell, you're the person who eat dick, I mean
eat booty, you don't?

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
want to eat booty.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I'm sorry about that Pause, major pause, I went
overboard.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
I'm sorry, bro, no disrespect.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
No, you, good, you, good you good it's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
The way he described it.
He was telling me that that's agood menu.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
That ain't a good menu to me, bro.
That's breakfast of championsright there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Oh my God, that ain't a good menu to me, bro, I'm
just being real with you.
I am not going to eat no booty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I'm trying to figure out how you lock the top lip.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Oh no, because you're not going he kind of like gave
you a picture and stuff likethat?

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Oh no, I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
He gave you a picture , because he said oh, do this,
no, do this, do that.
That's why you can still avoidthat shit.
Don't go, that's all you get.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
But once you got her knees on the edge of the bed.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
That's a different story.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
She wants you to hit it from the back.

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
And you go down and you, youknow, you just basically say,
baby, you got to get up fromthat position.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
That's all you got to do.
Huh, you hanging from the proteam.
Yeah oh yeah, you can't hang.
He playing hangman.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
I ain't eating.
No booty bro, he ain't eatingthe booty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I'm saying he locked you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
How much?
Hey, man, you ain't Wait, wait,wait.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Everybody got a price , everybody got a price Hold on
you ever did it $25,000.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Have you ate an Eastmass.
What?
All the time huh.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
Well, you niggas like that, so that's a recurrence
type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
That's normal.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Hey, you eat chit, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
That's it, there it is.
Take your little hots off that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
No, I ain't going to do that bro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
All right, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Well, all right, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Yeah, we got to talk.
We started doing recaps.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
Superman is out.
Megan F1.
Jurassic Park.
Superman is out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Yep, I'm going to see Superman.
I'm going to see that tomorrow.
If you haven't already watchedCoco, goddamn tearjerker.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
How come something about that movie?

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Hey, Shiraz said he want to talk about Love Island
next week.
Why is everybody talking?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
about that shit Ain't nobody talking about that shit,
that's a woman's show.
Yeah, okay, I heard about that,coco, ain't nobody talking
about that shit, that's awoman's show.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Yeah, okay, I heard about that coke?

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Hey, I done heard a couple dudes talk about it.
They shouldn't be.
Hey, what if they want to lookat the ladies, though?
I heard some beautiful women onthere.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
There'd be some thangs on there.
I get it.
Love Island, love Island.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Would you go on Love Island Love?

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Don't Live here no More.
That's one of them shows, right.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Shows on like yeah, one of them dating shows.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
It's too late for me.
I'm telling you, love, don'tLive here no More.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Is that the show With the lady that got had her knees
redone.
She said she got.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
Her knees redone.
Yeah, that's a commercial Onthat show.
Somebody had their knees redone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yeah, one of the old ladies On the show.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
She patented Motherf.
I can get down there for you ohshe trying to get dirty again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Oh, so she can get down on her knees.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Get down and suck your thing, bro.
Yeah, she said she going to heythat's a beautiful position
right there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
That's a beautiful position.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Because you know it's one thing.
If they do it in the bed, yoube like oh okay, yeah.
But like when they get down ontheir knees and you just
standing up, I mean you ain'tgonna be standing up for long if
they any good, you be like holdup.
You start being like you can'tfeel your feet.
He be like hold up, let me sitdown real quick.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
I'm a hypocrite, I don't eat ass, but I want a girl
to do all the dirty things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
I mean okay, so eating ass ain't like a
requirement, right?
But if you expect that, butdon't eat the pussy, yeah,
you're a hypocrite.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
You ought to be shaming yourself, young man.
I'm just saying you trying toput a decent young man, old man
like me in that type ofsituation so you eat ass too,
nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I slip once or twice.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Slip huh he slip once or twice.
Slip huh.
He slipped Y'all this slip heslipped Go.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
Don't drink behind me Support.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
The movie theater so we can keep good movies coming
out.
Watch Coco, like Christian said.
I still got nine episodes ofSWAT to finish.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
That's the movie that's basically settled for,
like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
And Superman.
Oh yeah, oh, you definitelywatch Superman.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
You got to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Superman, you have to , that's what they were telling
me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
I'm going to see it tomorrow.
I know I'm going to see it,hell, I might go see it tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Oh, superman, I I heard it was good, okay, it's a
different one.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
All right folks we out of here.
All right, we out.
Holla, I guess we got to wrapthis thing up.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Thanks guys.
I appreciate y'all for enjoyingmy situation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Hey, you funny as hell dog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Yeah, you need to get some ghetto language or
something.
Holla Peace, I know the hellyou be saying I come from the
ghetto.

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