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The crew gathers with a couple of noticeable absences, leading to an unexpectedly deep conversation about how success changes friendships. As they put it, there's a clear distinction between "Ford Steve" and "Tesla Steve" – a metaphor for how material success can transform not just circumstances, but relationships too.

What begins as light banter evolves into a fascinating nostalgia trip through childhood memories that many listeners will find surprisingly relatable. From battling household pests during awkward teenage romantic encounters to stealing watermelons and working summer jobs picking peas, the raw authenticity of these shared experiences creates moments of genuine connection amid the laughter.

The episode hits its stride when the crew debates which artists they could listen to for an entire five-hour road trip, sparking passionate defenses of old-school hip-hop legends like LL Cool J, OutKast, and Grandmaster Flash. These musical discussions unlock doors to formative memories from the 80s and 90s, with each host connecting specific songs to pivotal moments in their development.

Cultural observations provide some of the most thought-provoking moments, like questioning why certain seating arrangements in cars seem to differ across communities. Even a hypothetical question about what they'd do with Superman's powers reveals surprisingly honest answers that break from conventional superhero narratives.

What makes this episode special is how seamlessly it blends laugh-out-loud moments with unexpected vulnerability. Whether you relate to their experiences or are getting a window into different perspectives, you'll feel like you're sitting around with old friends sharing stories that range from hilariously inappropriate to surprisingly profound.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Guess what the crew is here.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't know if the intro is too loud, not loud
enough.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, I can hear it Turn my mic up.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Turn my mic up.
I got a good question foreverybody, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I need to do that too .

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't even know where my phone is.
Let me pause all notifications.
Yeah, welcome to the Nobody'sTalking Podcast.
As I talk through the intro,there's four of us today Me and

(00:48):
the crew.
We had a couple of latecall-offs we had a loss.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
today we had a couple of Benedict Arnold's.
What a coink-a-dink.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
We had a loss in the family, since we talk about shit
.
What a coink-a-dink.
We had a loss in the family,since we talk about shit.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
What a coink-a-dink.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Joe look like he lost his puppy or something.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
I want to talk about Superman.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay, first off, this is your boy Bosco, To my left
it's Rod, it's Rod.
To my left it's.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Rodeo Rodeo Joe he mad today?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, he is, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Rodeo Sad.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Joe To my left.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Superman is in the building Choo-choo Pew-pew-pew.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
You only get one pew today.
Yeah, we just.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
The sad episode.
Oh, you get that.
Yeah, this might be the sadepisode.
Oh, you get that.
Yeah, this might be the sadepisode.
I just want to say I like whathappened.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
I miss Steve.
I drink and love him, not thisnew Steve, the old Steve you
said you miss the old Steve.
This new Steve.
He's all right, he ain't theold Steve.
I miss the old Steve.
You know the ATF MotherfuckerSteve.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Hey man.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
AMF.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
That's all you had to do Was say something.
Bro, miss Steve, bro See, hemiss me, man, like my brother,
man I miss, Steve, I'm tellingyou.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
I'm talking about the old Steve now.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Not the.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Tesla, steve.
That is his dream.
I'm talking about the Ford,steve.
Oh hey, that is his dream.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm talking about the Ford, steve.
Oh hey, you see that Now youget a Tesla and start acting
brand new huh.
Oh man, you're so funny.
That's his love.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
That's his love.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
That's his love.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's his love, that's his love.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
That's his love.
That's his love.
That's his love.
That's his love, that's hislove.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
A gated community.
Now there's two Teslas in thehouse.
Oh, dang.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You're right, there is two different Steves.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
How niggas forget where they come from.
I'm going to move on up.
You better represent Rockford.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Illinois.
You know what next?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
right, I'm proud of you, steve.
I'm fucking Stafford Wives.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Man, I already told y'all I'm fucking robots, so you
already know I take a step forwives Stepford Wives.
Take a step for wives and puther in the garage and plug her
in.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
We got Tesla, steve.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's what we gonna start calling you we gonna
start calling him Tesla.
Steve.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm just saying hey, but no listen.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Man man.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Wait a minute.
That's like Clark Kent andSuperman we part a little bit
hey.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Ford.
Steve Is Clark Kent this.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Steve, here that nigga, go to Clever on the water
, ford Steve.
Then I don't give a.
He said I don't want that.
I don't want that shit Out thefaucet either.
God damn it.
Tesla Steve.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
He won't take it out the faucet boss, boss, yeah, hey
, he done, bettered himself it'slike that.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
I'm just saying ain't nothing wrong, I just miss you
though hey, you gotta understandhey, man, I get it though,
rodeo, I think like this ifnigga miss me, this nigga still
ain't been over my house not onetime.
No, I understand, you got tokill the old you, so the new you
can live.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
He still ain't been over my house.
He wait for me to come see him,see Rodeo has feelings right
now.
Yeah, as soon as that broke.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I saw the spirits, just leave.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Tell us why you sad Joe.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
No, I mean, I'm not one to cry over spilled milk.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
so Did you cry over spilled liquor?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I saw it too.
We need something to talk about.
Yeah, joe, because I got aquestion too.
This is called content.
We're content creators.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
You know what Content creators?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
And I ain't even consider us content creators.
I just be like, oh, we justsome dudes that get on the mic
and talk, but no you are acontent creator.
Okay, so we need content.
Now we have people missing.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
So I'm just wondering you ain't put.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
APB out on them.
What up Ka-wink-a-dink?
You know I got that fromMalibu's Most Wanted right.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm just messing around.
I don't want to start now.
I'm just messing around.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
You know, you know.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
It's the same time the theme of the show.
Where are all the white womenat?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
He can't play it today.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Won't have no white women here.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Exactly, I know.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Damn Joe, are you going to be jovial today, man?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
No, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Let me tie that up a little bit, because that hurt.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
I know that hurt.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Down to my soul soul.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
That hurt me deep, that hurt me deep.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I heard that thing Crack.
I was like what the that shitsound loud?
What was that Kept me deep?
Shrek, kept me deep, it'salright.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
But you know, like I said, I can't cry.
I was spitting milk.
I think it might have beenkarma, because I, you know, I
know my experience.
If you wait on karma to helpyou, you're going to be waiting
a long motherfucking time.
Right.
But you know, that might havebeen because some shit happened
today and I was like no, I ain'tdoing that shit.
And then bam boom.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Then the bottle break the bottle break.
Brand new bottle Brand new Justbought.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Freak mother man, I still.
I should have known it wasgoing around Because when I got
home the motherfucker was acrossthe street cutting them damn
palm trees and shit and blew allthat goddamn dust on my truck.
Oh damn Did you wash the truck.
He was just blowing the shit.
The motherfucker wasn't eventrying to get it out of the way,
he was just blowing it all overthe fucking truck.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Did he say sorry?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Didn't say shit, shit , didn't say two words, man, I
got to get me a Rosetta Stones.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I can cuss the motherfucker out in Spanish.
That's what I got to do Really?
Cuss him out, Not no just sayputa and all that old shit.
Puto, whatever the fuck, it isno, chur, whatever.
I want to cuss a motherfuckerout for real.
You know what I mean?
Like call them all kinds ofmotherfuckers and shit.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
And you can say it into your phone and play it back
and to do it in.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Spanish Google Translate.
I can teach myself.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Huh yeah, Translate it, or you can sit up there and
get that airpiece.
I got one of those With theairpiece that translates yeah,
somebody said it, I heard themtalking about it, so I need to
go down to Filiberto's.
Did you get it from, timo, orwhere did you get it from?
I need to go down to.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Filiberto's and figure out if my burrito would
be smaller than the Mexicanburrito.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
That's what I need to goddamn figure out, that's what
I need to goddamn pay.
This ain't no burrito.
This is a taco Rolled up in theburrito shit.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Excuse me, excuse me.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
What burrito he get.
I want that burrito.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Nah, I'm serious, I'm gonna order the same.
What I'm gonna start doing Islet a Mexican get in front of me
.
And order the same shit heordered and when his plate comes
, say hey, that's mine.
You take this Coming up, belike hey.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'll have what he's having.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I bet you, they pull that Motherfucker back.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You think they be discriminating Against you like
that?
Hell yeah, I know they do.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I don't eat that For the book though you go order a
bean and cheese, they gonnacharge you a bean burrito plus
the cheese Instead of a bean andcheese.
Everybody know bean and cheeseis one burrito, right I?

Speaker 3 (08:30):
don't know man, I'm telling you Bro, I'm telling you
.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
They all get us.
I don't go enough, they all getus.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
I'm venting right now .
God damn it they all get us.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Let it out.
You go to goddamn.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Let it out, Joe.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Hey, being black in America, being black in America,
go down to goddamn.
You can't even when they serveAmerica food.
Get served right in PhillipEarth Toast.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
At a what's that goddamn Peoria Cafe.
Now, that's pretty goddamn goodhey.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Peoria Cafe.
I've been there.
I've been there.
I door dashed there a coupletimes.
Man, that shit is great.
Where is it?
Right down there, 85th and Lake85th and Peoria yeah, 85th
Right next to the cross grain.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's in the same parking lot where we went.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, exactly that's what.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
I know, bro, I'm telling you that motherfucker
off the chain.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I was just over by there yesterday, hey have you
tried that white menudo?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
No Shit good as a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, man, I stay away from the stuff that sound
Mexican.
I be like I don't know whatthis is.
No, that shit good.
Hey, this white menudo.
Hey, I'm just going to go aheadand get a burger, I'm just
telling you.
Or I'm going to go ahead andget a house salad, or I'm going
to go ahead and get thatbreakfast, that big breakfast.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You don't like Mexican food.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
They got damn Chicken fried steak over there.
Good as fuck, I eat it.
They chicken fried steak, goodas shit.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I eat Mexican food and then, but I don't like
menudo, so why would I want thewhite menudo?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Anyway.
See that's what I'm saying.
I need the Ford Steve Ford.
Steve Wouldn't give a fuck, hesaid I'll try it.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
He wait till I get drunk.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Damn 4-Steven.
I try that shit, fuck it.
And then they got themotherfucking honey buns, not
honey buns.
Cinnamon rolls the motherfuckerabout this, big bro.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, cinnamon rolls Nice.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh what Over at the Peoria Cafe.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah them, big-ass cinnamon rolls, them something
so big bro, big as your plate,you need a whole plate.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, they nice.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey y'all see your undercover brother ain't with us
, no more.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Hey man did you get?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
an ass curled up.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I was out there scaring white folks.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I was digging it.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Hey, they was ready to arrest your ass, wasn't they?
For real, they called your asscommon.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
They said he had too much knowledge.
Now he ain't wanna live his.
He ain't wanna live hisblackness.
You should've let that shit,stay down.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
You look like one of the Cosby kids.
I'm coming.
Hey man, rest in peace.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Rest in peace.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Speaking of Cosby kids, I know he don't know
nothing About the Cosby kidsyeah.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
He talking about the Cosby kids?
Yeah, not oh.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
I know the Cosby kind of.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
All their head was fucking there.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, yeah, Bucky, all of their head was fucking
there.
I know he, he talking about FatAlbert.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
All right, dumb Donald Fat.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
Albert had that fro and shit.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Hey, hey, hey, rudy.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
But, but yeah, no, that is sad with old Theo.
Yeah, it was Rudy was a pimp.
Hey, this is exactly why I sayI still couldn't figure out what
Rudy had on his knee.
I mean RIP.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
But I'm not going past my ankles.
The furthest I'm going is maybeto my kneecaps.
Hey, anybody know how far outhe was.
He had to be out far I readthat he should have been.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, I heard something.
I mean, he was pretty out far,but I guess they got caught up
in a rip, current A rip currentA rip tight.
Yeah, so it was his daughter.
She was saved.
So he was saving his daughter.
No, I don't know if he was outthere.
Oh it was both there too, and Iguess it was someone, another
person, but they managed to savehis daughter.
They did have like I don't knowif he had a life jacket on

(12:07):
Cause I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Listen, the story is so sad I ain't even look into it
.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Well, I'm putting it right.
You in the ocean, I listen Inthe salt water.
It's kind anyway.
Right, floating salt water Ifyou relax.
But if he ain't relaxing, youdon't panic, you'll float, come
on fucker First thing they teachyou in the service.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It don't make no difference to me, I'm not going
out there.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
I understand your pain.
I go knee deep, that's it.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'm not going past my knees, I'm going to splash my
face, they said.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
I went snorkeling.
One time I bent over and stuckmy head in the water.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Y'all.
Hey, exactly, exactly, that'sit.
I think I saw a picture we weredown in Puerto Rico, oh man,
and I was looking.
It was right up under my chest.
I looked at that picture likewhat the hell was I doing out
there, that damn deep, this boycrazy?

(13:09):
I must have got caught up inthe moment.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, you must have Just sit there and then realize
that you was right there.
Huh yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
I was like hell.
No, I have to say, though, whenI was in Hawaii, I did go scuba
diving.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
See, I go scuba diving because I can breathe
underwater Scuba.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, what the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
It's the same as scuba, but it's a hose instead
of a tank.
Oh, so it's like you hold ahose Scuba.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Goodin Jr.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
With the hose and that big old mazzy screw.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Like, what's the name of that damn thing?
I forget the name of the movie,man, but anyway, but yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah, you go down, I'm serious, you walk down on
the bottom.
Walk on the bottom, walk on thebottom.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh, you know what I'm not doing, that I'm not doing
that, but I'll let you know.
You talking about the holes?
Yeah, and it leads up to thetop.
I'm not, I'm not.
And you wear, like some heavyboots or something, a little
suit, a weighted suit To stay atthe bottom Like a weight belt.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Dude listen.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
But you still be trying to float, though I am not
putting my head under the water.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
It was cool though.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
In the ocean.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I walked through there and a fish come fuck with
you and shit I would.
That's going to be the firstlesson.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It was great A goldfish going to rub up against
my leg or something, but youcan see it.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
I'm like no, the water's clear.
No, as long as you don't do itin San Diego.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
A shark just touched me, nah, anywhere.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
But San Diego.
You do it in San Diego andmaybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
South Carolina, somewhere, the water's fucking
muddy.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
The sharks no the water's muddy, muddy, muddy
Muddy.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You can't do that.
Oh yeah, you can't see tooquick.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Hey, I do know one thing I don't know exactly when,
but they're showing Jaws at themovies.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, I'm going to go see it's Shark Week, right now
For the summer thing.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, I think I'm going to go see they got a lot
of old ones that they doing forthe yeah, I like that summer's
almost over.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I know, man, it's time for the kids to go back to
school.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
What two weeks.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm on Mario, wait back damn go see Jaws, no did
you see it when you was a kid?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
oh yeah, I've seen Jaws.
Did you see it in the movietheater?

Speaker 5 (15:16):
no, you watch that shit on TV exactly but you gotta
see it in a movie theater.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's why I want to go see it.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I might do that.
That sounds like a plan.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I know I'm going to be scared.
I'm going to be like, oh, youknow what's going to happen.
Listen, that's exactly why.
I don't get in the waterBecause I saw.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Jaws, they should put the movie the Blob oh, I love
the Blob In the theater now.
Yeah, and that big screen, likethe biggest screen they can
come in with that shit.
Look crazy, that fucking thingrolling up on you.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Like a 3D type shit.
The Blob, that and Deadly Eyesoh, that's the movie that fucked
me up.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I was scared of rats after that, yeah, all them, damn
rats, which one.
That's why I don't like ratsDeadly.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Eyes, deadly Eyes, deadly Eyes.
We were about the rats takingover the city.
Yeah, that's the rats Killingeverybody.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh hey, it says coming soon.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
I thought you might be talking about.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Willard was a shit too, though, Willard and Ben,
yeah, just take me back to mychildhood.
We had a rat that motherfuckerwas so big he broke every rat
trap.
My mama set hey, getting biggerand bigger traps, right, that
motherfucker came around thatcorner.
I looked.
He was running so fast.
He saw me.
He just Ran down up in thebasement.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I told you Trench baby man bro.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I told you you see how he's looking at you, not
anymore.
Hey, that's it, biggest rat Iever seen.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
He looking at you with judgment, that's that
government cheese.
I grew up in Germany thatgovernment cheese make him grew.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
This nigga had rats like this.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
They call that a rat.
They had rats in Germany.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
They had rats in Germany.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
They had little mice.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Because we lived on the military.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
We had a gerbil.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
It was like a project man, he said a gerbil.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
And he had a gerbil.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
He up there with his jaws all fat, y'all had rats, we
had roaches, hey, and we hadroaches too.
We had roaches too.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
We used to catch them for fun.
We'd fucking roach up, throw itwith the skillet.
My mama didn't play that shit.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
My mama did not play that shit.
That motherfucker saw one roachshe pulling everything out the
house.
Every room, everything beingthe front yard.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
You can't kill roaches.
Those are going to be the lastsurvivors.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Let me tell you something, bro Do y'all really
believe that?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Or do you think just because people say that she
gonna?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
pull that motherfucker out.
Everything's coming out thehouse, so we didn't have no
roaches.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Hey, that's great.
We didn't have no roaches afterthis miracle drug came out
called the Borax Roach Kill.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Oh, I see you throw that Borax up against the
baseboards.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
It was on TV, like you know.
The first thing.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (18:03):
that powder shit.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, it was the powder shit kind of like the
Borat, yeah down.
And they take that shit backtoday they nest.
You see the roaches likeslowing down yeah, turn the
lights on them okay you gottastop for.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Peter come after you, they was dead.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Peter get mad about bugs too?
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
That shit worked so well it cleared our whole house.
I never had a house withoutroaches until then.
And then, after we seen a roach, we was like oh what the that's
when you became Tesla.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Steve, that's when they became One of them uppity
niggas.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
We moving to the good side Of town, we moving on up
Like George and Weezy.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
And those, the ones that get you right there, man,
the ones that look down.
You know they got A little bitof bread.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
My dad had Roaches.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Telling you you can do a little better About
yourself, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Roaches would bite them, motherfuckers would bite
the ones he had.
Yeah, I felt something bite meand shit, it was motherfucking
roach and what?
Happened was I had cut my handand that motherfucker was
sitting there fucking with theblood and stuff they thought you
was dead.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
They thought you was dead.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Worked all the time.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Man.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
Big old fucker man, oh hell no man shit.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I used to be sleeping in my granny house.
Man, I don't ever go to sleepin my granny house.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I would sleep on the chair that motherfucker rolled
up on my hand rolled up my hand,he's like and then you know
it's so funny because you know,like junior high school or
something, little thing thingpop up.
You sitting up here like manplease don't let no roach come

(19:51):
out While I got company, and yousitting up here with your arm
behind her yeah that roach, getthat roach get up, you be like.
You flicking, while you sittingup here trying to touch her
titty.
Hey, yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, we know I've been there.
We know I've been there.
Smack one on the wall,motherfucker, oh nothing.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I swear to God I say the most ridiculous stuff on
here, but hey, that's what wehere for.
We are here for yourentertainment.
Hey, nigga, you know thatshit's true.
Hey, but no, that shit is truewith the roaches boy.
I loved it.
Man, you'll be sitting up here.
Be like man, just like tonight.
As soon as she leave, come out.

(20:33):
Don't be coming over like this,like the baddest chick in the
school.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
You should have had them trained.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Yeah, you got to train them, man, just don't turn
off the lights.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
When you turn off the lights, the motherfucker come
out.
Yeah you trying to dim the shit, trying to get your stinky
finger.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Dude, that's it.
You want your fingers to smelland you want to touch your titty
.
Look at that, that's everything, right there.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
It's like oh, what happened on the school bus?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I got the third base.
I got the third base I got thethird base.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
You know how you put your and niggas don't care, so
you won't do it as a grown man.
But that's how you can tell ifyou were the real one or not,
Because if a nigga go like andhe smell your fingers, oh yeah,
he know how it is.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
If he slap your hand out the way, it's lunchtime you
ain't watch your hand yet.
Yeah, hell, no that shouldsmell good.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
I'm washing it all week yeah, then you'll be
sitting up there like oh, youcan see her titties through the
sweater you know she got somebig ones.
You ain't do none of that, hellyeah I did you ain't do nothing
in that ghetto shit?
Hey, okay, for real.
Hey, y'all had one.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Y'all had one.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
See your age.
They brought women to the houseand shit hey.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Oh, yeah, like the parents was dropping them off.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Yeah, like the kids today they bring them over.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
They bring them over there.
That shit is crazy.
I got something.
What's the most?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
ghettoest thing you've done, like in the
childhood play.
I ain't gonna get it.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
I know we did.
Yeah, we go get it.
You ain't played.
No, hang on.
It's supposed to say that shitright, yeah, I'm trying to think
we's all you know trying tothink my boy.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
We're trying because I know I always fall out the
tree talking about oops, youfound me.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
I know, I know, I know, yeah, I'm looking for
another.
Look, I ain't gonna call thename yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
It's not all.
You look over there, she is allday.
Oh, I'm like you still know.
I'm like you still know.
I'm like you still know.
I'm like you still know.
I'm like you still know.
I'm like you squat out and shit.
Look over, there she is.
Oh damn Damn.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Be like act like you don't see Be like you always
funny.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
We been running around the yard all day and she
got a little funk to her.
You know how it is.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Then you sit up here, everybody leave.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
And then you sit up here and be like you know what.
I might as well do it now.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I don't know why you act like you don't like me in
front of people.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I've moved around so much my childhood man cause.
We live in the dirty deep southin Texas suburbs poor child
projects.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Y'all lived in the projects, when I've never lived
in the projects.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
But I know I was.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I was in the cornfields yeah, I was always in
the projects, though I know,that's my cousin yeah, that's
what I said.
I was always in the projects.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
We was always in the projects, but I ain't never
lived there.
I lived everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
One time I walked.
I ain't never lived there, Ilived everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man, bro.
I know, one time I walked.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Look, watch this, see .
All right, oh, no, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
No, I tell you, I've been everywhere.
I've been everywhere.
You been in the sewer, nigga.
I've been in the sewer nigga.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Hey, what's the most thing you did in your youth?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Am I, you, oh man, snuck in this girl house through
her basement window While hermama was upstairs, and we did it
on the motherfucking top of thelaundry.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
The dirty ass, exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
That's.
That was the dirtiest thing Idid.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
If you have not had sex On some dirty ass laundry.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
You ain't no trench baby.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Nigga, I remember I was in Ohio.
Nigga, I've done it.
They hooked me up with thepreacher's daughter Eighth grade
On top of some dirty laundry.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
See, yeah, and you be like Damn Some of the clothes
smelling mildew you don't knowif it's her or the clothes On
top of some dirty laundry andyou be like damn Some of the
clothes smelling mildew.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
You don't know if it's her or the clothes.
You be like hey, oh well, man,you don't care about that shit.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, no, hell, no, I smelled everything.
I was like man.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
She was like you smell that, you smell that.
I act like I ain't smellingnothing.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
I was like man pissy ass clothes.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I smell nothing.
Just kept going Yep, I don'tsmell nothing.
I don't know what you'retalking about.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
You talked about her funky ass.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Bitch, you know that was you.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
God, I must be depressed.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
He said I must be depressed.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Let me see what else we're telling.
Ghetto, ghetto story.
Pull up the mojo.
Caught the bus, oh, yeah,across town.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Damn, I ain't never did no shit like that.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Joe, you from the country you never took the
country you from the country herode his bike.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
You know a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
we don't include Joe because Joe is country we walked
everywhere.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You do walk everywhere in the country.
Everybody wave too.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
You walk everywhere.
My brother won't pick you up.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I don't have any.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Your own kinfolk drive by.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
I see you walking.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Why you stop, brother , we inner city.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
We got church.
Oh man, we got a church side.
Then we got the ghetto side.
Now my dad Pop and you knowthis too, my Pop was on the hood
side.
My, my dad pop, and you knowthis too, my pop was on the hood
side.
My pop, my Uncle Billy, myUncle Richard it was the hood
babies.
My Uncle Third, my Uncle Jamesyou know they were the good

(26:38):
upstanding church proper folks,deacons.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Exactly, deacon, do wrongs what we called them Dan.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
We had one too.
Told, you got my pop Deacondone.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Told you Uncle, Rich your Uncle.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
Billy, yeah, wasn't getting nobody.
No watermelon.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Ha ha.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
They wasn't getting nobody.
No watermelon yeah, I know theyeat it themselves.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
She fuck around and go to church on us, right, we
getting watermelons and shit weain't supposed to get.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Watermelon is good.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I used to pick watermelon.
We used to sell them on theside.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
We used to steal them .

Speaker 4 (27:14):
We didn't do shit.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
We went as far as to bust them in, cut a hole in them
, motherfuckers, eat them outand put the cap back on.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
And roll it over Me and my brother.
We used to pick them.
My grandfather pulled up his1957 truck, put them in the back
.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
See, that's the country stories right there.
I've seen somebody pick thembefore.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Yeah, I never had to pick them, I missed them.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, I missed the majestic.
We went to go ride out and sawone of my pops' buddies, that's
how I made my money picking peas, watermelon squash.
I picked peas.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yeah, we picked peas, but we had to pick peas to eat
them.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
We didn't pick peas to sell them.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
We didn't sell shit.
We didn't shuck shit it tookabout a year and a half for my
thorns to become white again andmotherfucking purple for a year
and a half.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I never did any of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I got to sit this one out.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Pick them.
So we would pick them, and thenwe would sell them.
So we would make money by thebushel, uh-huh.
So like how many bushels youwould?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
It wasn't no more than six dollars at that time.
Yeah, my mama, the lady said Igot a pea sheller down here.
You want to use it?
No, I don't put too much trashin it.
We didn't shell them, we weresitting there all month of the
day.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I don't even know None of that.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
All through summer I was granny.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's how I got hooked.
We got to put to work.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yeah, nah, I told you .

Speaker 5 (28:38):
You can relate to me, right, you got on Young and the
Restless.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
And we was talking about.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Young and the Restless the other day, yup,
victor Newman has been on theresince 1980.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I was hooked on that shit.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
I was hooked on that shit, bro.
That's the only time thatlittle shit in the house Peace
and watch TV.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
You can watch.
You have to watch what theywatch.
Price is Right and Young andthe Restless.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I love Price is Right they started.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Price is Right, and then it would go with All my
Children.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
All.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
My.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Children, all my Children, young and the Restless
.
And the World Turn.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
God and Light.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Search for Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Hey, listen, a lot of times they stayed on one
channel.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Yeah, but they had a full day of the month.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah, yeah, sometimes they started at, sometimes and
then at the end of the day, 11or 11.30, or 12.30,.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Right after the news.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Dark Shadows.
Yeah, I don't remember that.
I don't remember Dark Shadows,dark Shadows.
I remember Dark Shadows Shit.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
With Barnum Collins, the vampires shit At the end of
the day nah, I don't remember.
See y'all thought it was just amovie, but that was a soap
opera.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I don't even remember yeah, I ain't never watched
that, I didn't know, but thatwas at the end of the day then
Scooby Doo came after that.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Guidant Light General Hospital.
General Hospital.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I'm trying to search for it.
Remember they had one.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
They said it was love or loving.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Love or Loving.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah yeah.
It was a newer.
It was newer.
No, it didn't.
It didn't.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Which one was Luke and Laura.
On.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
General Hospital.
General Hospital yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
That one came on at the end.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, yeah, that came on like at three.
It was over at four.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
All my children was like 11 noon or some shit.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Then that's when Oprah came on or Phil Donahue.
What was the other lady's name?
Jenny Jones.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
No, yeah, yeah, jenny Jones, ricky Lake.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
No, that's Ricky Lake is new.
We're going away.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Jenny Jones was good to that that she interviewed
that gay dude.
That dude and the gay dude hada crush on him and that dude and
the gay dude had a crush on himand that dude went and killed
him.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's whathappened with that.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Remember when she had the dude on there, yeah, you
know how she used to do thecrushes and shit?
Yeah, and the dude was like hethought it was a girl, right.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
His neighbor, right he thought it was a chick and
his neighbor the show and thedude went and killed that.
Yeah, I was like dude, why youdo that?
That was in her show, rightthere.
Yeah, that was it.
Damn, because I remember her,she had that long blonde
ponytail all the way down to herhands.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Jenny joe, jenny jones who else did we have?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I think that's like I said ricky lake was new.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, upper did Upper did yo, Upper took over that
time slot.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
Ricky Lake came later but she like brothers, Because
all the niggas on the show werebow-tied, no shirt.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Only you remember that.
No, I'm just saying he's tryingto get you like Love.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Island.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Bow-tied with no shirt.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
No, but she would always have them.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
They would be standing by the doors and shit
and all that.
I'm like what the fuck?
She got all these things Forreal.
Joe On the show phone.
Hey, ricky Lady wanted some BBC.
Bbc baby, she really like blackdudes she loves some BBC Who't
like black dudes, though yeah, Ido remember she loves some BBC

(32:04):
who what?
I don't know?
Do I need to tell you what thatmeans?
Bottom bracket champs Exactly?

Speaker 2 (32:11):
He said bottom bracket champs, Steve.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
no, I know what BBC means.
We tried to change our softballteam to the BBCs.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
You should have man how many black dudes did y'all
have on the team Three, four.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Y'all can't beat the.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
BBC's.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
We got three you my brother and Sabre, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Sabre.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Yeah, y'all should have changed the BBC.
Yeah, but see, we was going touse it as a double entendre,
double entendre.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
That's what we was doing.
Bottom bracket champs.
That's what BBC stand for,right?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
They didn't let y'all do it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, it was a couple white people.
No, it was.
The white people didn't agreewith that shit.
Hey man, I don't feelcomfortable wearing BBC on my
chest.
I got a daughter and a wife,man, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
guys Sucker you a sucker, what's his name?
Call him out.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Tommy.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Was it you, tommy?
Tony Montana, it was Brad.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
I created a jersey and everything.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Man, that shit was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I was going to make the logo a cockatiel Right With
a bat With a big ass bat.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I bought my own jersey yesterday.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
When I was playing over here at Victory Lane it was
a team called Chicks and Dicksyeah see.
And it was one called MasterBaiters or Master Batters.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Master Batters.
There's a team out there calledBig Ol' Hitties, big Ol'
Hitties.
Yeah, we got Big.
Ol' Hitties too, that's prettygood, I like that one.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
That is hilarious, is it Coed?
Nah, that's all, man, oh.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Ain't no point in naming it that if you nothing
Coed.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
I was like that's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
They got a cheerleading squad.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
That's the jersey I had designed that the bird, a
black black bird black cockatiel, a black cockatoo, yeah that is
a crow, hell yeah, a ravenexactly crow nigga, uh-huh,
right there, that's what I wasgonna make it let me see and

(34:14):
we're gonna be the bbc bbc

Speaker 5 (34:16):
it's a cockatiel that looks like a chicken hawk y'all
should y on.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
You want a foghorn?
Leghorn it look just like that.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I was like man, he ain't gotta play with us.
Fuck that.
Look Dang.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Don't that look like the motherfucking foghorn?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
leghorn.
He do look like foghorn leghorn, don't he?

Speaker 5 (34:28):
The little, the little, the little motherfuckers
, I'm a chicken hawk.
I'm about to mush you up.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Number two Number two , twelve or twenty-one.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
I say now I say now, boy, what are you doing?
You a chicken, and I'm achicken hawk and I'm about to
mush you up.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Man, you know, they can't do those cartoons.
No more, hell, no.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Hannah Barbera.
None of those cartoons.
What?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
was the Elmer Fudd.
That's crazy, hanna-barbera.
None of those cartoons, none ofthat shit, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
What was uh Elmer Fudd?
Man no they can't do thatbecause of the gunplay, really
the gunplay yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
And that was uh Yosemite Sam, Yosemite Sam, and
do you remember?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
when they used to sit up there and blow their face
off and they had a black face.
Yeah, they can't do none ofthat stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
I was rooting this, tooting this, shooting this.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
That was crazy.
Who didn't?
Think nothing about that whenwe was kids.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Not at all Shit.
The road running and the coyoteWild E, wild E was my man.
I was hoping he'd win one day.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I was just there.
He never, ever did.
Did he?
Let him win at least once hehad him one time though.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, one time he had him.
He had him.
Motherfucker, let him go.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
He started crying and shit.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Let him go, he must have saw.
Love Island Stop talking aboutLove Island.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Jess ain't here to talk about Love Island.
I ain't talking about that shit.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Tom and Jerry.
I think Tom and Jerry was oneof my favorites.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Remember, they never showed the mom, they never
showed the mom Just them damnfeet Like.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Speedy Gonzalez.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh yeah, you really can't do that no more and his
cousin Slowpoke.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I forgot all about his cousin.
Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Right, right.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
This is my cousin Slowpoke.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
That is hilarious.
I wonder who did the voices forthem.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Speedy Gonzalez Cousin.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Slowpoke.
Rodriguez, it wasn't Cheech, no, I was like you can't do none
of that stuff.
That shit was crazy man.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
Then you had One of the fucking.
That wasn't too smart.
Nah, I was like you can't donone of that stuff.
That shit was crazy man.
Then you had One of the fuckingUh Uh.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
What's the horse, mr?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Ed, oh Uh, bobby Louie, and then uh.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Mr Ed was a good shot oh El Cabon I don't know what's
the horse.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Man, you know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
I'm trying to think man, nope, I don't know.
Quick draw, quick draw, mcgrawyeah.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Quick draw.
I remember quick draw and thenhe had this little Dude riding a
donkey.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Quick draw, quick.
He riding a donkey.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
He was a donkey Riding a donkey, oh yeah,
motherfucking.
Donkey Riding a donkey riding adonkey, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
He's a fucking donkey riding a donkey, oh man, Damn
yeah man.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
See.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Good-ass cartoon.
No a trip down memory lane thenext show.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
You can download all of them.
But they said their drawing isdifferent now but I don't know.
Yeah, oh, I was talking to aguy this morning about
Hanna-Barbera and all that andhe said, yeah, he downloaded
something With Hanna-BarberaLike a I don't know if it's a
website or whatever, but he hadall the cartoons and all that he
said, but they Redrew them sothey don't look like the

(37:52):
original ones.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Really yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
I said, yeah, but they ain't my boy.
Uh, uh, lots of boy, the pimp,the even that guy oh stage left
even yeah, yeah, snagglepuss,snagglepuss hey, yeah, I thought
first, I thought he ain't upsnagglepuss at first I thought
just about riffraff.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, riffraff really was a pimp out there riffraff.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
No, riffraff really was a pimp.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I think riffraff sam he had that hat, yep, yep, and
then he had, he had the girlsnacko puss even.
Okay, I got a question fory'all right here now.
Well, I can't.
Let's see, they, these cats,this country, have you ever okay
?
You, you know how, how?
You've been in a car before,right?

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
It's three of you.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
We country.
We've been in a car before.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It's two guys, but I think I know what y'all's answer
would be it's two guys and agirl.
What's the seating arrangement?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
It's guy, girl guy.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
We going huh, it's guy girl guy.
I'm saying you in the car, youdriving in the car.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, she sitting up front.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
She sitting up front and you sitting in the back and
you sitting in the and the guysitting in the back Right.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Why.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
That's white people shit.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Okay, he said it, so I'm.
I'll say it hey, why do whitepeople?
All three of them sat in thefront.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I don't get it either .
I never know that was on theshows, right.
Why they?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
yeah, that's gonna do that too no, I see, we see it
in person.
I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
I don't get that in plenty of times, yeah they're
just sitting in the front, yeahthat's what I said back.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I said back in the day only if it's a single cab
truck, no if it's, that's what Isaid if it's a single cab truck
, no, that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
If it's a single, that's the only reason I didn't
include them.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
It ain't gotta be a single cab.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, that's what I'm saying, dude.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
You talking about when they had the big seats in
front and everybody being infront.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Yeah, and it'd be the dude, the girl.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
And then another thing was like but you would see
the black dudes, and it'd bethe dude, the girl and the black
dude just sitting in the backRight, so always moving back, or
they would like just say, ifthey do have a single cab truck,
she's all the way in the center, she'll never sit by their
window, right, and I don't likethat, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
But that's what I pictured.
I just pictured them in asingle cab.
No, I'm just going.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
I only seen I'm not lying to y'all.
Y'all can say what you want.
I've only seen white people doit.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
No, I know Black people don't do it, Get your ass
in there.
I'm just saying I've only seenwhite people.
I'd rather see them do it no.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
I was just curious Other people do it, but I'm just
saying I'm the only one that'sever seen them do it.
That could be because where I'mfrom there's only black and
white.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
No listen, that's why I say it back in the day?
Because now everybody gotbucket seats and you know what I
mean Teslas.
So you got the screen in themiddle and you got better AC too
.
You know you sitting up herelike you know some of us.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
You can feel it in the back.
Now.
You can feel it in the back.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
We don't have Teslas.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Did y'all like to ride in the back of a truck?

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Yeah, drag your feet out of the tailgate.
Yeah, hell, yeah, the shitright there Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
We used to stand up and call it surfing.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
You tried to stay up.
We used to sit on the back ofthe tailgate and they would try
to throw us off.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Dog, they would hit that boat and try to throw you
off.
Yeah, but it's illegal to sitin the back of a truck.
Now, though, right, oh, hellyeah.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Well, it's not illegal.
No, it's not illegal, but youhave to be inside the tailgate.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
You got to be in until, yeah, tailgate, you got
to be up toward the cab.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
But see when we was going you had to walk home, bro,
no matter how far away you was.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Cracking up.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
We be cracking up, yeah no, that stuff is funny as
hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
I told you, times have changed.
Now we just sit up here, andthat's where they had the three
on the tree too.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
And watch, look at TikTok Instagram and be on.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Facebook.
You should know about the threeon the tree.
You know about the three on thetree.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Okay, you don't man three on the tree.
It might be something different.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
No, it's three on the tree, bro.
That's where you need to shift.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
They didn't have it in the floor.
They didn't have it in thefloor.
They didn't have it in thefloor.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
It was on the tree, yeah no, all the cars had that.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Just flying boy.
Alright, I got another question.
See, this leads me into likeyou said, I've only seen white
people do it, but I waswondering why did they do that?
We got to get some white peopleon here to ask them that
Explain it to us.
We can't ask Jessess, jess istoo young jess is like way too

(42:43):
young, you gotta get some oldpeople.
Yeah, we need.
We need somebody like I don'tknow white people my age 50, 60
and older.
Oh, we could have you knowwhat's her name we could ask
brenda brenda.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Yeah, big titty brenda.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
They my old yeah all right, look, here's the question
Big Titty Brenda, they my overthere, ha, ha yeah, b2b.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
All right, look, here's the question.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
People my age.
They really not like us.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, if I heard this on, I forget the show.
I was listening to a sportsshow yesterday.
Okay, they said if you wastaking a five-hour trip, gotcha.
They said, if you was taking afive-hour trip, what group or
what artist or group could youlisten to for the whole?

Speaker 5 (43:25):
entire trip, five hours.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
And what group or artist would you not want to
listen to?
But I'm going to tell you,because I'm going to tell you
right now, that's too easy.
No, I answered it.
No.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
It has to be in the same genre, because I don't
listen to heavy metal or rockmusic so I could easily sit up
here and be like yeah no, no, soyou it has to be in the same,
in the same genre five hours,yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
So let's say you're going, you're going from from
here you're going from san diego.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay you going from here to San Diego?
That's five hours.
What group or artist?
It's either.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Can you listen to for the whole entire?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
time Michael Jackson, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I can listen to Michael all day long.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
We want Ford Steve and Tesla Steve To answer this
question.
What was Tesla Steve?
That?
Ford Steve listened to MichaelJackson all the way up there,
and Tesla Steve answers hisquestion.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
What was Tesla Steve?
Tesla Steve was Steve.
See that Ford Steve waslistening to Michael Jackson all
the way up there.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
What the fuck was Tesla?

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Steve listening to all the way to San Diego I'm
listening to classical.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Yeah, some classical music You're going to listen to.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I'm listening to the.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Bible Tchaikovsky.
You look like you listen toMichael Blue Blade now.
You look like you listen toMichael Blue Blade now.
Me In that fancy car.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
If I had to go that far, it's going to be BB and
Bobby.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Wait, wait he didn't say who he couldn't listen to,
who I couldn't listen to.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Okay, I cannot listen to the whole entire time.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
For five hours.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I would be like oh yeah, turn that shit off.
No, because I did that before,so let's go back even further.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
See, that's why I said it got to be around the
same genre.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know Because it's easy to sit up here and be like
ooh.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Ozzy Osbourne Right RAP.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
I can't listen to Prince.
Okay, the whole five hours ICan't Listen to Prince.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
That's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
No, that's solid.
No, that's good, that's solid.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
You can listen to Michael Jackson, but you can't
listen to Prince.
Okay, not for five hours.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I like Michael.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Jackson.
That's a real good one.
That's solid.
It could be any genre you want.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I could do Bebe and Bobby their collaboration All
the way there.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Okay, now, who can't you listen to?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Who can I listen to all the way?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
there.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Probably Cameo.
Okay, okay, yeah, see, probably.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Cameo, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah, yeah, see, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Yeah, larry.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Blackman fucked it up for me.
I love Larry.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Blackman, I know I liked it when he was in the
background.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yeah, all right, who you got.
I'm going probably hip hop,these some good ones.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
I'm going hip hop.
I probably can listen toOutkast all the way there,
Southern Playalistic, the whole.
I mean the first three albums.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
No, it don't make no difference, it's just whatever,
whatever, just whatever group orartist you want, yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
That's Southern Playalistic.
That's nice right there.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I probably couldn't listen to Snoop the whole way,
the whole way.
Okay, cause I'm expanding itacross all Like their entire.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, yeah, you better lay low.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Work of art.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah.
His entire playbook.
I get tired of Snoop.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
You better lay low, no Limit.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Snoop was alright, but it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I love Snoop boy.
Yeah, you was in Texas by thattime when you no Limit Snoop was
alright, but it wasn't.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I love Snoop boy.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
You was in Texas by that time, weren't you no Limit
Snoop?

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Nah, I was out of high school, no Limit.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Soulja.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
That was early 2000s.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Oh yeah, I definitely could listen to that shit for
five hours, Master P.
I could listen to him for fivehours even.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You said you can't.
No, you sick of soccer and allthat shit.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
I know, hey, I can just do a few.
You're like oh yeah, I heardthis in a while Mine is Private
Ply's and all that shit.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
New.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Edition New Edition, oh yeah, oh, I can listen to New
Edition the whole See.
Yeah, and they're like NewEdition, not New.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Like New Edition, Not Bed, Bed the Boat.
Yeah, no, no New.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Edition.
Yeah, because I can listen toBobby Brown.
Yeah, but no, I can listen toNew Edition.
And then I was going to say,probably Warren G, warren G.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Like I yeah, you know , this is a good topic.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I can't.
I'd like to have.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
R Kelly, and it's so funny, I can listen to all the
way there too.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah, yeah, I have three brothers.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I can listen to all the way I can listen.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
See Boyz II Men, I can listen to all the way.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Yeah, I on like Regulators.
I hate that song.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Why you hate that song.
They played it too much.
They did play it way too muchas soon as I heard it, I didn't
like it Really?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
No, I never liked it.
I probably didn't care Peoplebe like.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Regulators.
I probably didn't do it.
Yeah, I do.
I like how they came in.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It's so funny.
I like how they came in.
Yeah, hey, no.
And it's so funny because Ilike them, but we're saying for
five hours.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah, I could do Boogie Down production probably.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I like KRS.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Yeah, I can do that.
I get tired of it.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
OK, so name somebody else you can't listen to.
Then Okay For five hours Forfive hours.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I can't listen to yeah.
Can't listen to for five hours.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Do I get to repeat?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
the songs.
Well, I got one.
Yes, give me a minute.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
So if I can repeat the songs.
Oh yeah, I'm coming.
I can't listen to Sade.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I can't either, for five hours, then I've been done.
Fellas, hey, five Listen.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yo, we.
It's either Five hours I'vebeen on fellas.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Hey, five, listen, joe, we, we, we.
It's nice and simple.
Five hours You've here to LA,here to what you name, all right
, who can't you listen?
So I got one G and shot.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I probably can do line of Richie.
Oh, line of Richie, I'mprobably gonna do him.
I was doing rap.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I could do Jay-Z For five hours and I could do Eminem
For five hours, but who Icouldn't do?
I couldn't do Beastie Boys Forfive hours, even though I like
Some of they songs.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
I still love them, dudes, but I couldn't do them
For five hours, I couldn't dothem For an hour.
Once we done with no Sleep inBrooklyn, I'm done, no Sleep in.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Brooklyn and what's the other?
I'm done.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Paul Revere, was I hearing Paul?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Revere.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Okay, I'm done.
Paul Revere, maybe Brass Monkey, but that's it.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Yeah, brass Monkey.
Yeah, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
I'm a motherfucker, but see the artists you can
listen to.
You usually can listen To theiralbum From front to back.
Right so it's usually an artistthat you just like.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
No, that's what I say I can like r kelly, like his
first four hours I can listen toyou.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Yeah, public announcement.
You know what I'm saying.
His first four, I go back to rkelly back.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Then you can take that all the way to san diego
and back.
Exactly.
Yeah, hell yeah dude.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I'm kelly from some of this prison right, yeah, hell
, yeah, and I'm singing everysingle song.
I know every single word.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Right.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Couple of my.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
A few of my Repeat.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
Like three or four times.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Women's work.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
When a woman's fed up .

Speaker 5 (50:49):
I'm repeating that.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
About five times.
Don't 12 play, mr B 12 play.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Hey, I'm gonna tell y'all right now.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
R Kelly Is a bad motherfucker.
Is one of the greatest Of alltime.
I don't care what nobody say,he is man.
We don't care about Robert RKelly.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
You can't deny it dog , which is crazy, cause he wrote
so much music For people.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
People don't realize.
What would you say to Gale?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
What would you say to Gail?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
What would you say to Gail?
She'd go, okay.
Ronald Ronald, ronald, ronaldRonald.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I'd slap her in the face.
I'd slap her in the face.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Hey Joe keeps shifting this table boy.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
He do shifting.
Yeah, I'm like that nigga, bigas hell boy, that nigga, that
fuck at me.
You know, some people don'thave no, no.
I can't, I ain't got no.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
I ain't got no.
Motherfucking, what do you callthat shit?
I ain't smooth at all, bro, I'mrough.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
He's out rough around the edges.
I'm rough, that's why I'm rodeoJoe.
I am rough.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
He's out rough around the edges.
I'm rough, that's why I'm RodeoJoe.
I am rough bro.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
See, that was a good topic, huh See.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I told you You're a content creator.
Baby, that's what we do.
All you got to do.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
You sit up here, you listen.
You're like, oh you know whatThat'd be good to listen to talk
about on the pod.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
I forget where.
Yeah well, it was on one ofthose sports shows.
I was like that is a good-assquestion, that's good.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
I know I can listen to OutKast.
I love that.
That's Southern Blair Listen tothat motherfucker twice I like
them.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I like OutKast Andre 3000.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
So if you had to go back?
To the 90s what was the bestMusic Rap, hip hop music in the
90s that you thought Like erawise If you look at the Dirty
South Like the 90s Outkast, andthen you had East.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Coast Biggie.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
So you would have went with them.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
I like Triple Six.
I would have went with theSouth.
I like Triple Six.
I would have went with theSouth.
I would have went with TripleSix.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'd still go with.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
OutKast, though I would have went with OutKast.
Three-six Mafia I'm going tokill it.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, probably because I like Ludacris.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Remember Ludacris, he's more late, I'll put him got
the 2000s.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
He was late 90s, wasn't he late 90s, late 90s, so
I would almost move him to the2000s.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Because I was listening to Luda in Ohio.
Okay, what about, hey?
Go back and listen to All Black.
That shit is off the chainright there, triple.
Six.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Triple Six.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
All Black Ooh.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
When did Chicken Chicken Chicken Head, chicken
chicken head.
What was that?

Speaker 3 (53:38):
because I was was that 90s or was that 2000?
Yeah, that was 90.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
It might have been late 90s.
See, I was in the outcast andgoodie mob all them oh yeah, I
like, yeah, I like goodie mobs.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Oh man, goodie mobs.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, I like to have what elevators wasn't it
elevator.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
elevator was um, okay , that's, that's 3000, right?
Well, which one was the goodymob?
Soul food.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Who's that creeping in my window?
Wow, Nobody.
Now Listen.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I'm going to tell you this that was my shit when I
first heard that.
I was like who is this.
But then it's so funny though.
A gate with a goal, because I'mstill I still go more of what
you know, because I'm going totell you, because for you still

(54:29):
like part of your youth, youwere still like, was like in the
90s.
Yeah, I mean.
I'm saying I was still like Iwas a young adult but, I, was
still, because I still, yeah, sothat's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I was a young adult, but I was still yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I was grown in the 90s yeah, so that's what I'm
saying.
I go back to like the 80s.
Yeah, go back to the 80s.
See, that's Sleek Rick and.
Ll.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Cool J.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And that's what I'm going with.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Yeah, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'm going with LL, Eric B and Raquel.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Oh man for real.
Which one?
My radio.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
What LL Now?
I'm bad.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
I'm bad man, I'm bad he's one of the coldest songs
ever.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Face in the sand man.
When he said that dog I was, hesaid I make you.
Say go LL and do the rock.
If you think you can, I'm goingto tell you what Listen.
That is one of the greatestsongs ever Listen songs ever
Listen when you want to talk.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I'm going to let y'all talk.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
I'm going to tell you , LL's greatest line was that
nigga said forget all your oldcool J's.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
And then when that nigga said, I know what I was at
when I heard that bitch.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit
woke me up.
All right, listen, ll Cool J is.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I was in Arizona and I was fucked up and that shit
woke me up.
Listen, LL Cool J is cold.
He gonna always be one of myfavorites Like.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Josh B Like a song, fan you think about those songs
too.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
How long they were.
Those songs was about fiveyears ago.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
They make stuff for TikTok.
They was talking about Tank andJ Valentine Shout make stuff
for TikTok they was talking of atank and Jay Valentine shout
out to them everything wastalking about that.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
They had three verses each verse was like a minute
nowadays and then the chorus.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Those songs was long?

Speaker 3 (56:10):
that'd be three, four and a half.
See, we talked about that oncebefore the time.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Like I know Even a love song.
Like you can get on a dance,throw the bitch With a love song
Back in the day.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
You got her name Number when she live.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Right, how much she weigh Her brother.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
She was there with her Cubs, what she like to eat
who she with, and you had timeTo squeeze the booty.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
Yeah, and then you Get a little feel, and then you,
then you put that Mother backbeing on you edging down a
little bit Shit.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Hey, what about?
You get that bend on him, boy,can you do that now?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Now you dead.
You get about two minutes.
What's your name?
Song over you like.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You like Instagram me .

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Yeah, now they talk about oh, what's your IG?
Dm me.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Right IG.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
IG Girl I.

Speaker 5 (56:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
IG yeah, what if you don't have IG?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
You lying my cousin, you ass out, you got some
beautiful eyes.
Ig my cousin.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Is that crazy, though , cause like, like I said, I
don't know, but all the reelsand stuff I be watching the
girls be like I don't give outmy number, but I'll give you my
IG.
I'm like damn.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Yeah, I be like Whatever Bitch be like oh you,
you got some beautiful eyes.
Bitch your cataracts.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
You trying?

Speaker 5 (57:22):
to fake fun of me.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Eagle eyes.
Oh man, I thought they wasgreat.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Shit great, these dudes is out of control, uh-oh.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Hell yeah, I feel better now.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Alabama just showed up now.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Joe's back.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Who you with, god damn it.
Who you with?
It's that drink.
Nobody knows when the nose goeswhen the nose is closed.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I'm your bub, you got it.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Man Gotta get forward .
Steve Back though Shit.
Who you with Shit?
I tell him IB, I'm your bub.
You got it, man, you got to getforward Steve Shit who you with
.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
Shit, tell them IB.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Shit, we are glad you're in a better mood.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Hey, what's the name of this drink, Joe.
Give a shout out to thisHerradura.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Herradura, silver Herradura.
Yeah, herradura, that's tequila, right?
Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Tequila.
You know that's the shit,tequila, tequila.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I feel really good.
That's that silver.
That shit was aged 45 days.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Hey, what about third base?

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Oh yeah, I love third base man, love them cats.
Yeah, I like dog.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Three of them out.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
They did the gas face , fucked them up Dog.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Gas face.
Never did that song Dude thegas face.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Those niggas wouldn't even come out of the house.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Man, those niggas scared.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Shut the fuck up hell , no hey.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Hey, we used to listen to the gas face.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Shout out to my boy, bronson Cudgel.
We used to sit in thebasketball locker room before
practice and then he's listeningto the gas face Dog that hit so
hard.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
I'm going to worry about the.
X-clan.
Bro, oh, the X-Clan.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Professor.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
X X-Clan that shit.
Yeah, the X-Clan that shitright there.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
I liked Heavy D.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Oh yeah, heavy D dog.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Heavy Dilly, dilly, dilly D.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
And remember when Heavy D had that Mr Big Stuff,
yeah, and I love rap.
Oh man, that was long, that waslike 88, 89 yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Mr Big Stuff, yeah Big.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Stuff.
I changed the lyrics, me and mycousin, we was up there rapping
.
I was like hey, mr Big Dick,who do you think you are?
Mr?

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Big Stuff.
That's what it meant.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Shit that's what it meant Shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
That's what she meant .
That shit was hilarious.
How about the?

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
fat boys.
That's what she meant.
I like the fat boys.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I had every one of they little cassettes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I did too, I really did.
I still got them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
That was the only Fucking rap group that my dad
liked to listen to.
He said hey man, bring themchubby boys Back out.
Man who that you had Playingearlier.
Man, what the who that you hadplaying earlier?
I said the fat boys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Yeah, let me, let me get them the movie the
disorderly yeah, hell, yeah, andthen uh, crush, groove oh man
crush, groove man, yeah, yeahdog.
He's moving when they play that.
When he was with uh, when hewas with the chicken, they
started playing Tender Love.
I said that is my lifelongmission To make love to a woman,

(01:00:46):
to tender love you should havehit fucking LL Coot-Jay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Ll Coot-Jay had Teenage Love right.
Who had Teenage Love?

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
No, that was Slick Rick.
Slick Rick had Teenage.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Love yeah Slick Rick had.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Teenage Love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Any love song but Tender Love.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
I can still listen to Slick Rick too.
That was my boy.
I knew his whole album Slick.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Rick told the best stories he's a storyteller.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Doug E Doug E Fresh when I heard Lottie Dottie, when
I first heard that for thefirst time we was at a football
practice and then somebody wasplaying their little boom box
and they was like Footballpractice.
And then somebody was playingJust Ice, like that little, that
little boom box, and they waslike what you know about Just
Ice you like what.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
And the hell Just Ice Remember.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Just.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Ice, I know you should remember Just Ice.
You probably remember Just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Ice, let me see Just Ice.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Yeah, we had this on Latoya.
I had to hear that I gottarefresh my memory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Yeah, that's what I said.
You probably don't rememberJust Ice.
Let me see Just Ice, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
We had this on Latoya .

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
I had to hear that I got to refresh my memory.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
I love fucking Just Ice.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I remember Houdini.
Yeah, that was the good stuffright there.
Which one?
Well, houdini, that was thebeginning of hip hop.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
All of that was the beginning of hip hop.
Houdini.
That was the beginning ofhip-hop, all of those.

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
That was the beginning of hip-hop.
Houdini, yeah, that was thebeginning, I remember where.
I was sitting at.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
when I heard Sugar Hill Gang, we was living on
bacon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
We was living on Henrietta, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
And then the neighbors start playing like the
Rapper's Delight, and then Iremember seeing the album like
with the little little red, red,white and blue snake, whatever.
Yeah, yeah yeah, going aroundyeah I'm sitting up there
looking at that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
I don't know what it was.
I'm going off memory.
That's why there's sugar here,man, it's a candy cane.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I know when you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
I was little man.
I'm going off memory.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
You know, way back then Joe was probably 16 already
we're like man, we little kidsJoe, we little kids man.
I just remember.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I was like oh little snake going around and around
Sugar Hill gang.

Speaker 5 (01:03:01):
Then you had Grandmaster Flash.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Dog.
I remember when I first heardthat Sugar Hill.

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
I was like man.
I remember Grandmaster Flash.
I heard New York.
Oh my goodness, that shitfucked me up.
I love this motherfucker yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Somebody else, you got the favorite rap song of all
time.
The Message.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Broken glass everywhere.
People pissing on the stage.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
What about Curtis Blow?
When Curtis Blow was likebasketball, yeah, but that was
just slow.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
They played that shit everywhere.
Every gym you went to niggaplayed that moment.
Every team in Alabama came outof the locker room.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
I'm going to tell you the one thing that I don't do
Nah bro.
You know, like you'll play asong, like I just said, LL Cool
J, I'm back Right.
They'll be like oh, that usedto be my jam.
Yeah, Like the song is stillplaying Right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
No, that's my jam, still your jam, still your jam.
It's still on my playlist.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
It absolutely is on mine, right.
Then remember when he walked in, like you said on Crush Groove,
he was like Pox man.
I love that, all that cool jazz.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I was like Boy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Hell yeah, you know what I'm gonna go give me One of
them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
No, but when he was on he did radio.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
No, but remember he said he had the boom box?

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah, he had the boom box.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
He did radio no, but remember he said box, yeah, he
had the boom box, yeah, and heplayed radio.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
He did radio, my radio.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Believe me, I like it loud.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
And they were like this.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Nigga is off the chain.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Hey, LL the red jumpsuit.
Ll came in.
Yeah, well, he came in.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
LL, I'm telling you I'm bad as one of the coldest.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
You had me licking my lips, nigga Cut.
Talk about that motherfucker atschool.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
But they wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Hey, that was about the end of y'all's reign.
Right there for youlight-skinned cats.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
That's what light-skinned kids.
You good curly hairjerry-curled niggas.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Hey, tell me, School days, dog.
Oh, school days.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Oh, that's a hey hey, tell me School days dog.
Oh, school days man.
That shit was on the chain man.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
School days and that loves the man when she.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
He's just a jigaboo.
Licked that part down thenigga's head.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I was like what the hell, hey, remember on, do the
Right Thing, oh man.

Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
When he did the ice cube Chuck D With the chick.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh, I was like, oh, I can't wait to Listen.
You know, first, when you sawSchool Days, you be like, oh, I
can't wait to go to college.
Then, when he did the ice cubes, he was like, oh man, I want to
do that to a girl, I want it tobe hot, you sitting up there,
you rubbing it on her and stuff.
Well, you know, you can do thatout here in Arizona, it's so

(01:05:54):
damn hot yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:56):
Scoop, scoop, scoop, Hold it.
You can put plastic on the bed.
Man Put some baby oil on thatbitch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
And just slide with her, slide, slide, slide to the
left.

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
Y'all playing, I ain't bullshitting.
Slide to the right, you got totry it, y'all ain't tried that
shit.
Put some plastic on the bed.
Pull some baby oil on thatmotherfucker and turn the AC off
.
Nigga he said turn the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
AC off.
I don't need another workout.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Slide up in that motherfucker boy, You're going
to slide up in it, Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Let me slide, okay, pa.
Hey, you know what Joe sayCan't never have enough.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Baby Wolf, Y'all play freaky.
Y'all play freaky I am freaky.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
I am freaky.
Y'all niggas play freaky.
That's Joe's thing right thereY'all set up at home.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
Shit Like which bedroom you want to go into, Ain
we want to go into Ain't nowitch shit.
You're going to number one Door, number one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
They all got handcuffs in them, right behind
the door, as soon as you walk in, clink, clink Door number two
you turn around, Joe already gothandcuffs in them.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
You go in there, you turn around, joe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Already butt ass naked.
Come on girl.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Don't we have to get naked Butt, ass naked With the
little.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Banana hammock on Just for you.
Married people, eating ain'tcheating, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Joe's about to sit up here and get everybody killed.
Cancel the thoughts to view.
Hey, listen, y'all know when wetalk and when we tell stories
we're hypothetically speaking.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Entertainment purposes only.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yeah, this podcast is for entertainment purposes only
.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Don't believe him.
Eating ain't cheating.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Hey, don't listen to anything we say, y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Bosco.
Love who you with, have y'allwatched Madea's Destination.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It is hilarious.
We supposed to be doing a movie.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
John, how'd you like it?
Did y'all watch Superman?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yup.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Yeah, we watched Superman.
You didn't like it, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
You know he'sa, he's a bougie Comic book.
Bougie, they tried to go coolbook, bougie.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
They tried to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
You gotta ask the real Superman, did you like it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
It was alright, but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
It wasn't Superman.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It was more.
They tried to tie in a lovestory To Superman, which is
wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
They tried to make it for the girls.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Fuck that bullshit.
Fuck Lois.
You supposed to fuck that bitch?
He can't kiss her.
He can't even kiss her.
She ain't they in there makingout.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
I got a question.
So if you actually If youSuperman.
If you actually had Supermanpowers.
Right what would you do?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Fly, nigga fly.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
I'm talking about, like if you was really Superman.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Why would you settle down though?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Nah, I'm just saying.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Why you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
I already know what I would do.
What you mean I?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
would control the whole?
I would, but you wouldn't havesex with a bunch of women.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
No, I would control the whole country.
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
not Can't nobody kill me Can't.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
Nobody mess with me, but your problem ain't my
problem, nigga this y'allproblem.
Don't make your shit my shit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Nigga I would make.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
Man, please, I would make.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
That's why you ain't.
Superman, president Trump, seeyou, lex Luthor, you trying to
save the planet.
Nigga, fuck I would make.
That's why you ain't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Superman President.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Trump, the US Lutheran, you trying to save the
planet I'd make.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Trump and all them, motherfuckers kiss.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
What they going to do .
Fuck the planet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
We're going to do politics here.
I would be in so much power,fuck the planet.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
You trying to save the planet, we just trying to
have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
They going to come after you with motherfucking
kryptonite spears after you,motherfuckers, kryptonite spears
.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
They'll find a weakness.
They'll find your weakness.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
That's what I'm saying, you know, what.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
They can try they gotta catch you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
I'm faster than a speeded bullet.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
They'll find that weakness.
I got laser eyes bitch, They'llhave a fine bit with.
Kryptonite.
They'll have a fine bit withKryptonite.
They'll have a fine bitch withkryptonite, puss.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Fuck you all.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
You know how many fine bitches there are, you know
what?

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
will happen.
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
He's just going for that one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:59):
I'm trying to feel it kind of strange, I don't what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Hey, remember that never happened before.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
I don't what.
Hey, hey, remember that neverhappened before.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Hey, remember.
Hey, you know I gotta get awitch.
I'm trying to hold this thingFrom this cat, I know man.
I can't even get excited.
Oh man, I'm like man.
We about to end up In a pool.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
No, I'm excited.
Shit what you talking about.
I ain't even taken no gasstation pill yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Oh, what they call that shit, don't they have that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
shit Called cryptomart.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Night Gas station pill.
They call that horny gourd weed.

Speaker 5 (01:10:35):
Man, gas station pill man, you ain't even taking Gas
station pill.
Rhino man, the blue rhino, oh,the blue rhino word.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
That shit will get you a headache.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
Don't take that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
That shit will kill you.
Yeah, I ain't messing with it,I'm just taking it from me now.
I ain't dead yet, but I ain'tkidding.
He said just take half of it GAapproved.
That shit will kill you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
Hey, I was in the store and they had them right
there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
That's where I got this from.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
That shit will kill you rhinos and all that stuff.
Every time I look at them Ijust sit up here like man the
propaganda boy.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
Man, that's crazy.
That shit will fucking kill you, bro.
Your heart be racing, yourmotherfucking head hurts.
How many did you take?

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
That's one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Let me get two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Just one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It's two.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
It looked like I saw two in a pack.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
They look like bullets.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Damn, don't your heart racing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Man, you be all fucked up, bro, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
How fast did you bust up?
Did you go all night?

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
You be scared, then your heart be bumping and shit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Hey, you can't even come because your heart be going
so fast.
You be like, oh shit, Somethingwrong Damn Heart attack.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
That's why you need to get some good going so fast
you be like, oh shit, somethingwrong.
That's why you need to get somegood, reliable shit Cialis,
that's right.
Max 20 milligrams is all youneed.
Alright, get up in that shitboy and you're good to go.
And then you're good, like at 5o'clock in the morning, get you

(01:12:06):
another one in.
It's going to pop right up,it's going to roll over, waking
you up like hello.
That's where they'll be singingto her like hello.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
She's going to sit up there and ask like is it me
you're looking for?

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
She's going to ask like is this for?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
me.
I can see it in your eyes, man.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
She's.
She gonna ask like is this forme?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
I can see it in your eyes, man, she gonna be turning
on you like.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Oh, I turn you on this much Wake up on the hard
instead of on the soft Wake uplittle Susie Wake up saying hey.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Good morning sunshine .

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
They all be talking that shit.
Don't wake me up.
I need to get five more minutes.
Nah, motherfucker, it's overwith it's over.
I didn't wake up.
You ain't gotta wake up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Alright, look, I got the movies Pulled up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Oh shit.
Fantastic Four, that's comingout this week.
Right, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
It's out.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
It's out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Fantastic Four is out , gotta go see it.
I think, I think they gonnagoing to do good on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Did we say the Smurfs ?
We said the Smurfs last weekhuh Well, the Fantastic Four.
They tried to do it like in the60s, right yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Hey, I saw, I Know what you Did last summer.
Okay, yeah, check it out.
I liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
Was it better than the first one?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
I don't remember the first one.
I watched so many movies, man.
I don't remember the first one.
I watched so many movies, man.
I tell you, listen, I watchmovies for the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
That's it.
Yeah, I don't remember thefirst one either, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
And then you know what?
There's a movie calledEddington, tick-tock the
GameStop yeah that looks goodyeah.
Formula One.
I still haven't seen F1.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
I know I want to see that too.
I'll just wait.
I'll wait until they stream.

Speaker 5 (01:13:49):
Somebody tell me to watch Ford versus Ferrari.
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I heard, that's good.
I did see Gran Turismo.
Gran Turismo was good.
I saw Gran Turismo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah, I saw that, that was good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Hey, then there's a movie called the Home.
I think Pete Davidson is inthis one.
I think, yeah, I think it'sscary, I think it's the.
I think they said the Home.
Yeah, I don't know bro.
Yeah, it's called the Home hey,but we over time.
On here it says Sinister weover time.
Sinister, secret Sinister yeah,sinister Secret.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Maybe it's got some bodies in the wall.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
I tell you what, though, since you brought that
up, you said that you rememberSimon Bar, sinister, simon what
Simon Bar?
Sinister, come on, dog FromUnderdog.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
No, I remember Underdog.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
That's his archnemesis.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
And that was the night.
Simon Bar Sinister Simon says Idon't remember that either.

Speaker 5 (01:14:46):
Yeah, underdog, that's his archnemesis, and that
was the name Simon Barsenis.
Simon says I don't rememberthat either.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, Well, anyway, laugh.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
We are out of here.
Oh my God, you don't know whoSimon Barsenis is.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
You remember Hong?

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Kong.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Fooey.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
Yeah, hong Kong Fooey , hong Kong Fooey.
He was a lovable janitor.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yeah, he used to change in a little bookshelf.
That's right, that was Scatman,the little foul foul.
Oh yeah, he was Scatman.
That was Scatman, Come on baby,you can't fuck with me on some
animation.

Speaker 5 (01:15:18):
I still watch animation to this day.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yep, All right y.