Unfiltered Talk: From Reality TV Hotties to Workplace Scandals

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, hey, somebody said you got to find a new seat.
Hey, I wouldn't let them dothat.
Just in the nick of time I'd belike, hey, you're supposed to
sit where you're supposed to sit.
I'll be like, hey, you supposedto sit where you supposed to

(00:30):
sit.
Welcome to the Nobody's TalkingPodcast.
Yeah, you ain't got a body.
Joe has had his seat tooken.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Tooks.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
By a young nigga.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A YN.
Hold on.
I told y'all what that was.
I told y'all the limits.
Man Welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Joe has had his seat.
Took it, took it.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Took it Welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Joe.
He said show up on time and youcan sit in your seat.
I did say that, nigga.
Therefore we know that's nevergoing to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
So now that is your new seat.
This ain't my new seat, I'mjust being courtesy.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
I can't hear a goddamn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well how not Everybody can hear.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You're not plugged in .
I can hear.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
You hear now.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
You got a short in it .
He should be able to hearthat's all right, that's all
right.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Those might be the ones from last week.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I told him that's all right.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's all good.
It's all good.
I can hear a little bit anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay, one more time, welcome to the nobody's talking
podcast.
We are here for anotherpleasant uh discussion on uh
finances and booty eating.
Also, uh, booty eating.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Also Booty or Buddha Booty eating Booty, booty eating
Finances.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Booty Booty eating.
Booty eating Movies.
Booty eating Alcohol.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
The drink.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
You ain't even started drinking huh, Not yet
All right, y'all Anyway be back.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, you can tell his eyes ain't glossy today.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
This is your boy Bosco, sitting to my left.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
It's that Afrocentric brother.
Oh, you got a fro baby.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
You like that fro, don't you Get that baby throat
going?
We have Dr Umar III, the fourthsecond junior, malcolm X Martin
.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Shabazz Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
III Bean pie, my brother.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Look, let me talk to y'all my brothers.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
What we going to talk about today.
Nah, this is Rod, and to myleft.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I'm the one and only Rodeo Joe baby, I just want to
say you look like you're in aSpike Lee movie.
Which one?
Big Brother, almighty, pass thepussy.
I got a feeling.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
We ain't eating no swine today.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
You ain't gonna pass it, joe yeah and to my left.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
This be the one they call Christian.
What's going on?
Y'all Sitting to my left.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, first off, he's sitting in Joe's seat, but
because Joe has had his seat,take it Damn At his seat.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Take it, damn the disrespect.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
He's like yeah, yeah, who's to your left?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Forget you.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Grandpa, oh, I said sitting to my left.
Oh, my bad, and Superman is inthe building.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
And Superman is in the building.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
And today we have a special guest.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Sitting to my left is , it's just Jess.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Just Jess.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wait, you know, I couldn't even hear you, so we
might do that again.
That's what I said, hold on, wegot a crowd going on here.
I know I'm going crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Something is too many too many buttons, you can't
hear nothing, hey, you can'thear at all.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Huh, joe, we got it turned off already.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
And now to my love, in case you guys didn't hear
that before.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Just Jess.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Okay, I got a little bit.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Hey Jess, it's just Jess, it was.
It was Stop, just stop.
Smart brother, I'm trying tohelp you brother, smart brother
number two.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hi, just a bro.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
That's undercover brother.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Got a pocket protector too, Got to go.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Now Got the hot sauce in my watch.
We have some good stuff to talkabout, and I'm going to tell
you what I want to start with.
I'm going to go ahead and letJess and Sherrod have the floor.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Uh oh, you know what we're going to talk about.
What's going on.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
No, I have no idea.
What I wasn't briefed ontoday's meeting.
Sorry, oh my.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
God, you didn't read the Cliff's notes.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh, you didn't read the Cliff's notes.
I'm really bad at reading.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
We talking about.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Love's Islands 7?
7.
The latest one yeah, I got onthe train.
Okay, y'all can sit down forthis if y'all want to.
Them bitches was bad man.
If you just going to watch it,you can just watch it for the
females.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
You know they going to do that.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Man, of course, because the females bring the
viewers.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
The men weren't good looking.
The men were not it.
No, no, the men were not it no,no, that's because they wasn't
me.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know.
I thought, jeremiah, you'reright, steve, you're right.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Listen, I think the best looking man, no homo.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Nigga, you should not be thinking that Jeremiah
Jeremiah was.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right, they was hating on him huh, he was
beautiful.
They was hating on.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Jeremiah, they was hating on him.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Beautiful.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Right hating on Ace If.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Ace was taller, he would have been fine.
What Ace is faux too.
I'm just going to guessJeremiah is a mixed race boy.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I was thinking the same thing, he's light skinned.
He's either light skinned ormixed.
Don't no other nigga getdescribed as beautiful unless
he's light skinned.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
That's not true.
Prove me wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Hey, you remember the model from the mugshot.
Oh my God, yeah, Got him amodel and agreed.
Yeah, he was light skinned too,see.

Speaker 6 (06:58):
I didn't say that.
I was just saying yes, he wasfine, but that's not.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Exactly, but he light skinned, see.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Most of the time when you say, fine, they like skiing
.
Today we're gonna talk aboutcolorism.
I'm gonna tell y'all right now,I am a unicorn.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh yeah, joe is a unicorn.
Joe got dark skin babies.
It's true, black is cold in theworld.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yes, they are tex tea , no no, they're very beautiful,
yeah, but I mean, you know, butBlack or the berry.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
So go ahead and finish talking about you.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Light skinted, light skinted boys Count chocolate.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Want some black babies, hey she did say one day
she wanted babies.
She was talking about babies.
What?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
was marriage.
You have a little Steph Curryaround, hold on.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
What was that?
That video?
Did I send that around?
The video where the dude wastalking about how he had, uh, he
has two kids in the in the nbaor the mlb.
His wife is white.
He said, yeah, I went, I had tofind it.

(08:17):
Who was that?
That was, uh, st brown's dad.
Oh, yeah, that's right, stbrown's dad.
Yeah, his wife.
Yeah, he had two kids in theNFL.
He went and stirred thechocolate once and three kids I
think three kids played DivisionI, division I, right.
So he's like, yeah, so, yeah,you got the athletic side from
the black side.
What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
So get you a white woman, you get an athletic kid.
You're kind of smart.
Hey, no listen.
You know what they're trying tosay.
Hey, no listen.
I just don't know what we'retrying to say when I heard it
that's how I took it, yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
That's exactly how I took it.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't know if I took it.
When he said it Shout out tothe St Brown brothers.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
So if you're an athletic, you know.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
But if you look at the majority of the NBA now
coming into the league they allhave Look at them.
That's been for the last 10years.
That's just like Eddie Murphysaid on you people.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
I did my part.
Oh hold on.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I got to shout out my man, steve, because they ain't
dark, but they are light.
Dark, the caramel.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, so you know what?
I did my part.
The caramel, yeah.
So you know what?
Well, I did my part, I tried.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Now shout out to me because my babies are also
dark-skinted.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
And furry Butterburgers.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Hey Tiger Strike.
Okay, anyway, I'm out of thisconversation.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Hey, tiger Strike.
Okay, anyway, I'm out of thisconversation.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's funny.
But back to, I guess, our show.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Go by the level Just.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Jess, right, so yes, okay, what is Jeremiah?
So, jeremiah, hold on, I have apicture right here.
Oh, why?
That nigga probably look likewhat's his name.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Hey, what color is his eye?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Michael.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Ealy ass nigga he does kind of look like.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
He's pretty right.
So anyways the premise of theshow.
If y'all don't watch it LoveIsland.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Y'all heard before I started my period Shit.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
This is for content.
You got to provide some content.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I ain't talking about how cute he is.
He's a good looking man.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
You can see it, but he can't.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Hey, hey, hey, P Diddy was acquitted P Diddy was
acquitted, he should have beenOkay then.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I thought he was going to be heavily tatted up,
but anyways so talk about thepremise of the show.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Okay.
So basically, you're going onthe island trying to find love,
you win with your couple and youwin $100,000.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, so you win with your
couple.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
You mean like challenges or something, so
America votes on what theirfavorite couple is by the end of
the day.
Thermos you mean, likechallenges and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
So America votes on what their favorite couple is by
the end of this, by the hour.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Thermos.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Okay, so you got to sell it to the TV audience.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
So, basically to start the show.
There's like five males andfive females that show up to
this Island.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Temptation Island.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
Yeah.
No it's different, except for'sjust like Temptation Island.
Yeah, no, it's different.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Except for, you know, Temptation.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Island.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
It was all meant to just break each other up.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
No, this one's more.
That's like you're supposed toexplore and find love,
potentially at the end, right.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah, oh.
What if they found anypolyamorous motherfuckers?
On the show I want to see somepolyamorous on that show.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
They all got nice bodies on there.
They all bad.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Because they know they was going on TV.
So they went and worked out.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
They're all supposed to be hot.
This is what I have a problemwith, because people do not look
like that.
That's right.
You're supposed to look like usregular people.
No, I agree.
I agree.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
He's young, ripped up .

Speaker 4 (12:08):
They should have had one of them with a good motor, a
good what she had a good motor,and that's it.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
But they weren't ripped up like this young man.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, they weren't fine like him.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
That's Jeremiah.
Yeah, that's Jeremiah.
They weren't fine like him.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
She ain't got no good body, but they was hating on
Jeremiah.
They were hating because ofHuda.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, All that Huda drama.
Well, I used to be built likethat in my 20s.
Oh my God, Bosco.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
So Huda was probably the baddest chick.
Huda was probably the baddestchick, right, she was bad ship
and they was hating on that, butshe was kind of crazy.
Wait a minute, man.
What ethnicity was Huda.
Let me guess Go ahead.
I was going to say some MiddleEastern Columbia Damn High five
for racism, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Go ahead.
With a name like Huda, you knowshe's.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
She probably had the baddest body Her face.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
She was bad Her face.
Oh my God, yeah, what them youknow what I'm talking about.
What they look like, everything, everything, you know.
I only care about one thingFeets, yeah, white toenails,
feets.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
You know, they had all that.
They painted white Long as theywas painted white.
Oh yeah, they had two dark skingirls Shelly and.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Shelly.
Shelly's gorgeous too, shelly'sbad.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
And Olandria.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm about to go check out this show.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
All these bad bitches .
I just like that her name isShelly.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
She probably could do some Shelly's gorgeous, so
anyways, I started watching itbecause one that's all that's
been showing up that'sAlexandria, ain't it which one?

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Who Is this Alexandria Olandria Really?
Who Is this Alexandria Alandria?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Alandria.
No, that's Bella, that'sAlandria.
That's Cheryl.
Yeah, no, I mean the MiddleEastern girl.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, that's Huda, oh Huda.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Huda, I was not on that picture, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
This is Huda.
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Huda, she's bad, she gave it up too on the show Twice
Jeremiah his season over.
Yeah, Chris, chris can get it.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Chris can get it.

Speaker 6 (14:16):
Chris can get it.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Chris can get it.
He took his thermos with himand everything.
He is out listen.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
That wasn't in response to what.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Jess said I ain't saying you're gay, but you
fucking.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
it won't take much to push you over you riding the
real, real VNL, I ain't gonnasay you're gay, but it won't
take much to push you over.
I guess I came out wrong.
You got the book.
Don't show him, no more.
Don't show him no more.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
He excited about this show.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Listen, man Don't show him no more, please don't.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
This is content.
So I didn't want to watch theshow until I started seeing all
the feeds about it.
Right, right.
So then I got intrigued and,for content purposes, I said let
me go ahead and watch this show.
Go ahead and watch this.
All right, watch this show.
Nothing else is on.
Ain't no football?
Basketball is over.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Love Island is in right now.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
It was the only thing that was kind of on.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
He's invested in Shelly right now.
He's invested in Shelly.
I'm looking for the cast.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Here's, shelly.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Shelly's damn gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Alright, give it back , man, look it up on your own
Google.
Oh, shelly's damnAy-yi-yi-yi-yi.
All right, give it back, man,Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi, look it up on
your own Google.
Oh, that's Ace.
So, anyways, it's like this isAce.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yes, he's a clown.
I'm going to have to go.
I'm like, listen, I didn't likeAce at first.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
But then he grew on me, he on the.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I'm not going to say it listen, listen.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
We ain't playing no basketball with you.
Shirts and skin you can alwaysbe shirts.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
What did you think of the end?
Were you satisfied with who won?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
or were you like nah, nobody at this table gives a
fuck, but make sure we don'tspoil it that's why I said were
you satisfied with the end ornot?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
I was satisfied with it.
I was too.
Now, nobody at this table givesa fuck, but make sure we don't
spoil it.
That's why I said, yeah, weain't spoiling it.
Were you satisfied with the endor not?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I was satisfied with it.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
I was too.
Okay, yeah, I was satisfiedwith it.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Anyways, for y'all that don't know, watch Love
Island Season 7.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
And Season 6, because that was good too, I haven't
watched Season 6.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Well, they're having Love Island be on the villa for
the season six cast.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Okay, and bring Maddox to show.
Hey, so who broke up on theshow?
Anybody break up?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Everybody and their mom, broke up on the show.
Oh, they did.
That's all I want.
Oh, that's true, can't standy'all man Listen.
I watch the show for contentyeah, market research.
Hey you over there checking outthose chicks right now?
Ain't you Absolutely you knowwhat?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
I'm looking at Exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
You know what I'm looking at Go watch the show.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I ain't watching a goddamn thing.
You need one more to staytelling me it's on Peacock.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
I am not watching shit.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Anyways, that's my little love island rant.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
That is great.
Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, you like Chris.
Chris, who's your favorite guy?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Um, she can't decide bro.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Why you gonna take what left.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Like.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Which one's the.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Man turn his mic off.
Damn which one is Mike Turnthat?
Oh, we split huh Shit.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Like, looks wise, or what.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Who's your favorite dude?

Speaker 6 (17:46):
Ace was the funniest, chris was fine.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
If you had to pick one to leave the island, with
who you leaving?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
with Chris, chris, chris, hey Joe.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
This is for the people, it ain't for us, baby, I
know I didn't mean to take yourman, but Nah, nah, no my.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
My favorite female was the Latina chick.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Alexandria.
What's?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
her name.
No, no, the Latina chickJeremiah, not Huda she's.
Am I allowed to play the Sharia?
Not Huda.
She's.
Welcome back.
Huda's not.
Yeah, huda's not on the team.
What the team is, fake theother.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Am I allowed to play the trailer Uh.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Don't get assumed Amaya, no, not Amaya.
Oh, that's copycat.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
I'm such a communication nerd.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I've always been a more emotional type of guy.
I'm really like three sports.
Great guy, Wait that shit on.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
They are did.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Chris White's.

Speaker 6 (19:03):
Dream oh really, why I?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
don't blame her.
Adrena was the baddest one.
That's when I texted you.
I said that's when people werestanding on their heads when she
came into the villa.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Everybody was like.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Adrena, adrena, yeah, look her up which one is Adrena
man.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well, I'm looking at the thing right now.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Your sister and my sister.
I'm not going to judge youbased off your zoning.
I thought this shit was onNetflix.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Okay, I am, but not like fully going to judge you.
I'm Haitian.
I do speak a little bit ofCreole.
Sac, passe hey.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
I was in a nine-year relationship.
He left me.
I'm glad he broke my heartbecause look at me here.
I want my man to nurture me.
I'm your baby they all thirsttrap.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I bet she tastes like cinnamon.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
I am a baby, I'm 4'10".

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Brown sugar.
I'm a short king.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh yeah man.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Mm smells like lemon, pledge friends and pot.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
She probably tastes like coconut.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
No problem talking to taller ladies but, I'm not
being no damn little sploosh.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Dancing makes me joyful.
I got my rhythm from my mom, mypop.
She got too lit.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Anyways hey there ain't nobody on Love Island but
Trish baby.
That's sweet.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Who called the pool man.
I love making people laugh.
I look damn good.
While cleaning the pool I got apretty decent bulge, but that's
because I stuff it.
No, I'm just that's because, Istop at.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Anyways, watch Love Island.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm hating on All these young dudes Because I used
to be young once.
What time it come out, it'sjust on Peacock, it's on.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Peacock Joe.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You just gotta stream it.
Hey.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
You see the titties in it.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Joe, I mean you used to look like that too.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Titties in a bikini.
Oh yeah, I got pictures.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, people don't look likethis when is the show for the
regular people?
I think they call that theBachelor, because people don't
walk around looking like thisInstagram, these Love Island and

(21:05):
Bachelor and Bachelorette.
They what?
No, that's exactly.
They don't put regular peopleon there.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Bet you, they would.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I mean I would, but they did the Q ratings Because
when they tried to they were outquit.
I guess beauty sales right,they want to be sold a dream
ratings?
Nah, because when they tried tothey were out quit.
Oh shit, I guess beauty salesright.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
They want to be sold a dream huh man.
Escape their own reality.
That is why Instagram is whatit is.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
With all the filters and the fakeness.
I was going to be negative thiswhole episode.
All these young dudes.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
But, that's.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I mean, that's just what it is.
Yeah, it's.
We used to look like that inour 20s no no, not me that was a
long.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
I look pretty good now actually hey, I'm being
facetious.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh, absolutely, yeah I'm just being facetious right
now.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'm just like okay, I'm on my Benjamin Button shit.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, I look better.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
now in my 20s, what are you 29?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Hey, I think, men, we ain't the regular folk.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
But I'm speaking for you bad bodied motherfuckers out
there, you dad bodies out there, including me and Steve.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Steve, you should get a shirt that say dad bod.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Hey dad bod, you wish Dad bod you can suck.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Put that on the back Front, say, dad, bod the back
say you wish that's good, that'sa good one, man.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'ma get a.
I'ma get a T-shirt With Withthe abs on them.
That's what I'ma do.
Draw the abs With my chest,yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Like your Batman Costume.
Yeah, i'ma get that yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
My Superman costume.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I was like Then when you, when you mess around and
you take it off and you be likethey be like Damn.
You like that you?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
look like that for real.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
You thought, you didn't think I was gonna look
like that, did you?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Like Shaq did when he drew them abs on.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh man, that shit was so hilarious but no, listen,
you know what shout out to LoveIsland yeah we kid because we
care.
And you know I'm not in my 20s,no more, so you know I'm
jealous man, I really thoughtthat shit was on Netflix, for
some no, I was hoping to.
I don't have peacock.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, I might I don't even know how I wasn't going to
watch it either way.
Did you have Prime?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You got to have Prime , to have Peacock for free.
Oh, you just got to subscribe.
Yeah, I don't subscribe to noneof that shit.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
You got to have Hulu.
Might be Hulu.
Yeah, I think Hulu, I'm notsure.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
I think I got.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Hulu.
I think talking about stuff Iknow, right, I did watch Madea's
wedding destination.
Oh, that looks good and it washilarious.
For all the people that hate onMadea dude, well, first off, it

(24:18):
don't make no differencebecause that dude is paid.
Hey man, tyler Perry is super,super paid.
I'm a big fan.
I know a couple people thatactually work for him.
Shout out to them.
I don't want to put their namesout there, but they say he's a
nice guy.
That wedding destination ishilarious though.

(24:42):
I like it.
Did you like it?
It was funny.
It was real funny, real goodcomedy.
I mean, obviously you got somebuffoonery in there, but that's
what you watch it for.
For all you people that want tobe all super serious, go watch
Glory.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
He's at Tyler.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Perry, I'm being Joe.
Today I'm being negative.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
So Tyler Perry made more.
What, black?
If you'd have met me back then.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Allegedly you look like a little grandma, like
Tukey baby, like Tukey Nigga isfresh off the yard, ain't he
Tukey?
Right there, baby, let me see.
Like Tookie.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, let me see.
Nigga is fresh off the yard,ain't he?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Like Tookie, right there baby.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Hey Joe, that's when you was a first-round draft pick
.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
No nigga, I was like 40-something years old you still
stand the same.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Still got the same stint.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
That's right, baby, hey, hey.
I remember that that's somewine right there, fine wine
right there Stop looking at me.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
I know.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Look at Rob.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Black, don't crack.
No, look at her hey, you mightnot hey.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Hey the comments.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Rob been making today .
I don't think I can ever lookat him again.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Listen, I will take responsibility for my own
actions Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Chris, fine yeah, come on.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hey, that's just like KJ in the damn glory hole last
week.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
I like that right there boy, hey did he ever look
up that robot.
Did he really ever look up thatrobot?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I know he had to.
He was interesting.
He was hella interesting.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Forget the doll, I gotta have the robot.
You missed it.
We're not rehashing $86,000 fora robot.
$89,000?
For a sex robot?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, man when.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I hit the lotto.
That ain't shit, but a drop inthe bucket.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Come on girl.

Speaker 6 (26:44):
I want her to ring my doorbell.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Ding dong, just get out of her knees and go.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
We're going to rehash it real quick.
Would you pay for a sex robot?
A?

Speaker 4 (26:54):
male sex robot.
I know, can you get Count ChocBecause she a girl.
She don't need it.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
She don't have to pay for nothing.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
You got Count man that motherfucker's so crazy?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Don't raise your eyebrows at me.
I'm feeling uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
She is unwell.
I like that.
Y'all are sitting across fromthe table.
I don't like that.
Take your seat back, christian,please.
That's the count.
I don't know In due time.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
We can play role playing at Accessment Street.
Oh no, that's a one, that's athree.
I never made it without biting.
Oh, that means you know, wemake some commercials.
Never made it without biting.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
I didn't let you stay into the center of a.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Tootsie Pop.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Now remember we said we was going to talk about
finances right Now.
Did somebody see in Columbia afarmer?
The farmer that dug up somemoney $600 million and he turned
it in.
He probably get a big bonus forthat, joe, you can assume

(28:11):
whatever you want $600 million.
It ain't America.
I bet he ain't get nothing.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
You know that cartel shit bro.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
And they about to kill his ass.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Who'd he?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
turn it into the authorities?
Yeah, but they gonna take careof him though.
So you think the authoritiesgonna give it back to the cartel
.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
They gonna move yeah it is Columbia as soon as he
says 600 million.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
In.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Columbia Random whole year.
I'm not fucking with that, notin.

Speaker 5 (28:38):
Columbia.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
You can't keep it.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I know what you gonna say.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
I'm getting the hell out of that.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I'm moving, the hell out of that.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
All I'm telling you.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
I know what you're going to say I'm getting the
hell out of that dial.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm keeping the meal.
I'm moving the hell out of thatdial.
You're pocketing all that shit.
You think about $10 million.
All I'm telling you is good,they're going to catch your ass.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
They're going to find me.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Everything.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
How to live good for a while though Right Everything.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
You know how I'm a points guy, but I mean you can
still use it a little bit andstill pay.
But you can pay gas cash,groceries cash.
It's a whole bunch of stuffthat you can pay cash for, Pussy
cash.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I think that's what he was going with.
Well, listen, I think that'swhat he was going with.
Well, yeah, listen, I thinkthat's what he was talking about
.
If they're going to find thesewhite folks in the middle of the
Ozarks.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I was trying to be nice.
This is a G-rated podcast it'sa family show.
It's a family show.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
If the Colombians are going to find these white folks
in the middle of the Ozarks,they're going to find your ass.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, is going to find these white folks in the
middle of the Ozarks they goingto find your ass.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, yeah, no, they ain't going to find me Shit.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
They going to find me , they going to gut you if $50
are missing.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I guarantee you they won't find me in Baton Rouge.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
I'm with C I'm out, I'm out, I'm off the grid.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
You would never find me, I would have took me about
$200,000.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I, I wouldn't even have a cell phone.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
They say it's part of Homeboys Remember.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Pablo Escobar.
Pablo, yeah, are his peoplestill alive?
No, they said that I guess hehas like $30 billion, billion,
$30 billion in cash.
You can't log into all thatshit, that's probably some of
his money, billion, billion, $30billion

Speaker 2 (30:25):
in cash you can't launch all that shit.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
That's probably some of his money.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You can pay for gas with cash, you can pay for
groceries with cash, and there'sother things that you can pay.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Meow.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Cash Cash.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Huh, how do you know?
Those bills aren't?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
marked, though they ain't marked.
They ain't marked because theydidn't come straight from the
bank.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
The only reason why they have to launder is because
it comes through the US.
They don't have to launder thatshit in Columbia.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
They don't have to launder it in the US.
They don't have to launder thatshit in Columbia Right, they
don't have to launder it in theUS they cash.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
It's the way business operates.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
But the thing is because, once you have American
currency, american cash, unlessyou go to the bank and get a big
lump sum.
That's the only time they'regoing to be able to the bank.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Yeah they say it's all in number sequence Once you
make a deposit or once you makea withdrawal, anything over
$10,000.
It's tagged.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Yeah, $9,999.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
You can't even travel with $10,000.
But here's my question.
So you're going to tell meyou're going to alert Michael
Jordan because he want to take$20,000 out the bank.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Don't they have to do it in multiple branches?

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I'm glad you said that it's only insured up to so
much Because you

Speaker 1 (31:53):
know what people were saying no, it is yeah, but they
say it's ways around that.
And you know, I like to talkabout finances because I plan on
hitting the power ball.
But they were saying, if yougot a whole bunch of money and
you got multiple banks, thatain't nothing but a headache

(32:14):
Cause you like oh, I got thisaccount, it is bank, it is bank.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
And then because if you have a whole bunch of money,
you would have to have multiplebanks Cause they only insured
250,000.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Dude, if you have a whole bunch of money, you would
have to have multiple banksbecause they only insure
$250,000.
Dude, hey, I'm going to tellyou we, speaking just like we
are broke, because we are.
I mean, we have a little bit ofmoney, but trust me what I'm
saying is.
No, I know what you're saying,dude.
Trust me, I know somebody thatwith a lot of money and they
said their stuff is like in twobanks and it's fine and they've
been having money like a longtime.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
If you have a shitload of it.
The interest rate is going tobe like that tenth of a penny
add up.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
No, no, I get what you're saying, but, like, what
they were saying is, if you have, okay, every bank here, because
you got $20 million, so you'regoing to split that up in
$250,000 each, exactly, but youare going to put it in.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
So where do you think you are?
Going to put it in, which oneis going to give you a high
yield though.
Oh yeah, yeah, you're going todo that.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
So what do you think You'll?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
never have to spend a dime of it.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Or a certain rich guy that's from Akron Ohio.
Rich guy that's from Akron Ohio.
I'm not saying no names, buthas a whole lot of money.
No, I'm just saying You'regoing to go there.
That's the richest person Iknow You're going to go there.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
You only need a couple banks, because you just
got to keep rubbing Akron in ourfaces.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
No, because I love my city.
Your name is Alabama Joe yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I know it is, but we po-po motherfuckers down there
you don't hear me saying yeah,man, you got to come down there
and get some corn.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I said we all listen by rich people's standards.
No.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think he rich, he rich.
I am not rich.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You like a you.
One of them put money in a cantype nigga, yes, I am.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Broke.
Hey, I want to go to Joe'sbackyard Broke.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So you got three broke people here, put money in
a can, four, five, oh, you ain'tbroke.
I put money in a can I do?
You just broke by choice thatshe does.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
She's keeping it a hundred.
That she does, keeping it ahundred.
You got a built-in wallet Broke, broke, broke.
That's the smart brother ofshit he done ever seen.
You got a built-in ATM.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Smart brother number two right there, ladies and
gentlemen, it's all in how youwant to do it.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
That's really offensive, Joe.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
you was just right in front of me.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I'm trying to defend your honor over here.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
Thank you, joe.
Thank you, my damn near Stoplooking down.
My eyes, my eyes, joe,defending my honor.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Moral of the story when the white women at and
speaking of white women, y'all,let's just start selling coke.
Let's just all start sellingcoke.
My neck hurts a little bit.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
I can't look up, I gotta look down.
I like how your whole neckmoves when you look up, yeah, my
neck got my neck look up.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
It hurts, shout out what you call them things.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Shout out the clips.
I got a bad dish back there.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Right, so if I'm looking at your breasts is out
of necessity, oh okay, I'm sorry, I'm ready to start selling
coke, they say actually men livelonger if they stare at breasts
who?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
says that Men, the internet Right and the internet
is always correct.
Right.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Because, it stimulates men.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
So when men are stimulated, if you drank breast
milk, you live longer.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
For real, I ain't drinking no breast milk.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
You don't know what you miss.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Wait, hold on, let's dissect this.
Look at Bosco's face.
So you done drank some breastmilk.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Why I done drank some breast milk.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Storytime with Joe.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
What you talking about and it wouldn't
necessarily belong to me.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
No, it doesn't.
It belongs in the base.
You have the floor, Joe.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
So hold on.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Was it by accident or you just purposely went and
Y'all niggas talking abouteating ass and wanting to drink
breast milk, I know.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Sometimes, though, sometimes that is a weird line.
Hold on, you drink breast milk.
That is a weird line, hold on,hold on, you drink breast milk.
That is a weird line.
I drink breast milk.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
You don't drink breast milk.
Yeah, it's delicious.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Sometimes you get a clogged duct.
It's sweet and you need to getthat shit out of there.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
So you get a guy to drink it, it's the easiest way.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
It's the best way.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Maybe like oh.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Gotta Like, oh, gotta , relieve that pressure.
Look at his face, man, listen Idone.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Smelled breast milk.
It does not smell good at all.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
That's why you a bottle fed baby.
You gotta check her diet.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That's what it is.
You gotta check her diet you abottle fed baby.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Yeah, ain't no trench , baby.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Joe, no, you a bottle fed baby.
Yeah, he definitely a formulafed.
I was formula baby.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
He ain't no trench baby Joe.
No, you a bottle fed baby.
Yeah, he definitely a formulafed.
I was formula fed.
He ain't got no heart.
I was titty fed.
He grew up in a two-parenthousehold.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
We got two people that grew up in a two-parent
household at this table we tittyfed.
I'm a twin, so y'all bottle fedmotherfuckers.
Ain't no good.
Y'all don't Fuck that.
I'm gonna talk, but you bottlefed Motherfucker Salt.
That's why you got such atitties, not tits Titties,
titties, plural Titties Titties.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
He's just picturing it.
He's just like he closed hiseyes.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Listen.
What does it taste like?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's sweeter than milk.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It's sweet milk, it's sweet baby, it's sweet milk
yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
If I had some Frosted Flakes, I'd have put it in
there.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I'd have put it on Just like you drink the milk at
the end of your Frosted Flakesbowl.
Just like that.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Hey, coconut water kind of tastes like that.
Ew, no, I heard that.
No, I'm telling you, coconutwater's nasty, get the.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Not coconut water, but coconut milk.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Coconut milk maybe but not water, coconut water's
Well, I know it's one of thecoconut waters I had and it kind
of tastes like frosted.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Good curry.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Coconut milk, yeah, frosted Flake Milk.
The secret to good curry iscoconut milk.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Titty milk or coconut milk.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Coconut milk.
So wait hold on.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Did you drink it?
Just tap like it was.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
All right, I got mine right off the tap.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, you still on it .
Man he trying to pitch you.
I got my shit off the tap.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
And you drink it cold .

Speaker 4 (38:33):
You didn't put none in there.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
No, right off the tap baby the refrigerator man.
I went 13 years without a coldbro.
He said he was formulafortified.
Damn Breast milk fortified.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I went 13 years without a cold, bro.
See, you was formula fortified.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
You had to get your immunization.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me continue dissecting this.
So you was like.
She was like okay, joe, youain't feeling good, come here,
baby yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
You ever see me myself and Irene.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh, dang, and you just lashed all out.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
I was trying to get on that.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
Then push the baby out the way.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Did you start crying.
When she pulled in the way.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Then push the baby out.
The way he's looking at thebaby, he's about to fight the
baby.
Get your ass out there, titty,that's my titty.
What's better, the right tittyor the left titty?

Speaker 4 (39:44):
That's my titty punk.
You know I ain't got a lot oftitty, though.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I just found out like a couple weeks ago I was a
right titty, it's the righttitty, right titty, you just go
straight to the right titty.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah, it all depends Okay.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
I was observing somebody and they had their
breasts out and I noticed one ofthe titties was a little bigger
than the other one.
She said it ain't my fault thatmotherfucker liked the right
titty.
I said, oh damn, I'm a righttitty man.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I didn't even know, you didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
You don't show the titties an equal amount of love.
Gotta do that.
So you suck it on one tittymore than the other titty's.
An equal amount of love.
You got to do that, so yousucking on one titty more than
the other titty.
You try to put them bothtogether.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Sometimes one is a little smaller than the other,
so you just got to go ahead andgo with the bigger option.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Joe, Joe, Joe.
We not going to gloss over that.
Please explain that.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
It is.
Please explain that, thoughthat's the one you throw from me
.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The left hand is the game.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Man, I'm done with you.
Joe, I can't mess with you.
No, try it though.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
If you're ambidextrous.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
You can throw good with both hands.
You're ambidextrous, but Ican't.
I'm good with the right.
I hit a frog with thismotherfucker, but that left one
boy.
It'll come out pretty strong.
He skips the water.
That's a gay hand.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I have no target practice, I have no aim.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I'm so sorry, I do masturbate with you.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You call that the stranger, you ambidextrous with
the, with the masturbation.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah, that's why my arms are the same size bro.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Man.
Man we need to get some videoin here.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
What the hell Video.
The people need to see this.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
The people need to see this, that's what you.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Oh, what you?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
talking about no.
No Now from the early segment,you got to start a YouTube.
Exactly you watching LoveIsland.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Now you want to see no, no no, I'm just saying Joe's
hot, yeah he is Cut, themicrophone Cut the damn
microphone Turn it down.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Mr.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Beanpot Umar Johnson, shabazz III.
You not looking too hot rightnow?
The people want to see us rightnow.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Right, because Humming, humming, humming,
humming.
He's out here looking dumb ashell.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Last couple, I think.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
The way Joe threw that left hand and said this is
a gay hand, man, Yo.
Where would the cameras be setup, though?
We got to set it up oh right inthe center.
Yeah, we can put a 360.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
One of those 360 cameras, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
The people want to see us All right well go ahead.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
They want to see.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Joe looking at just Jess' titties.
No, I ain't got.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
No titties, get us a 360 camera.
See you?
Look, huh, I told you, my neckhurt.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Folks have been curious about Jess because they
hear us talk about you know hergetting broke down by Chris
Brown.
Yeah, getting back shots, yep,and all that Allegedly.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Throw that ass in the circle.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Allegedly you getting on the couch with Chris Brown
on the stage or you gettingcherries from Usher.
Which one you choose?
Why?

Speaker 3 (43:19):
she got two mics.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Double fist that shit .
Which one you gonna choose?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Usher and they chocolate.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Usher's hotter than Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay, put your hands on the phone, no.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
You didn't say Simon Says oh shit you just got.
Bbm.
That was a nice comeback,though I like that that was good
.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Oh hell, oh shit, you just got BBM.
That was a nice comeback,though I like that.
That was good.
Oh hell, you just got BBM Big.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Black Mouth.
No Usher's finer than ChrisBrown.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
So you're going to choose the cherries over the
couch Cherries?

Speaker 6 (43:53):
All right, I respect that Plus I get something out of
it.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Because Usher does the cherries at his concert.
What does he do with thecherries?
Oh, you ain't seen the videos.
Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
We talked about that.
Don't you show no more videos?
I ain't showing the video.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
But here's the video.
Hey, I know this.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Not a now.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
We ain't playing.
No more music, not a secondNope.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Give me some baby powder, come on with it, come on
with it.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Come on with it, here you go.
Potter, here you go.
Potter man, that's classic man.
You, a sister pimp man, shoutout to Method man and Red man.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
My dad is a pimp.
My granddad is a pimp.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
That's a damn good movie.
You a sister pimp.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
That's all you ever going to be.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Who played?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
the best pimp in the movie Cat Williams, cat Williams
, cat Williams.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
No, Too Sweet was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Too Sweet.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, Too Sweet.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Way, way back, actually, actually, actually.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Y'all talking about comedic pimp or real, real pimp?
The Mac Too Sweet Dodo Mike,max, julian, max Julian played
real pimp.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
The Mac.
The Mac, oh yeah, because youknow Dodo Mike, dodo Mike, max
Julian.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Max Julian played the best pimp.
Yeah, yeah, I do remember theMac that's the Mac Max.
Julian.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Retired the.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Mac, goldie the Mac.
Now I'm leaning to the sidelike Goldie the Mac, but he was
more of a serious pimp.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
No, that's what we said.
We just called it a pimp.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
So we going serious pimp or comedic pimp.
Wait, wait, Because comedicpimp it was Fly Guy who played
Pimp of the Year, Because thatshit was funny as hell oh yeah,
oh, Martin no when he was Pimpof the Year, huggy Bear.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Huggy Bear when his goldfish broke yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Antonio, fargo, antonio, that's Huggy Bear, yeah
from Starsky and.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Hutch, that's Huggy Bear.
Every time you say Pippa,that's what I picture.
Man, when he got out of jail hesaid he went back to his cell
phone.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, that's Huggy Bear, but he was a cold
motherfucking.
Starsky and Hutch, though, hewas a rat, but he was a cold
motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, shout out to him.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Yeah, Antonio Vargas.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, Antonio Vargas.
Yeah, but other than that, letme see who else.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
But you can know, you got Bishop Don Juan, bishop Don
Juan, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah heplays himself, so I ain't going
to throw him in there.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Williams.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Cat Williams was.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Then Silky yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Silky, silky.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Johnson and Dave Spell Silky Johnson.
I Spell Silky Johnson.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I was a pit bull time .

Speaker 4 (46:27):
They was time haters no no, I like the way they went
on that balloon popping show andshit, you didn't see that one
they popped the balloon, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, that's right, they did like a.
There was a clip.
Yeah, they did like a you watchPop the.
Balloon you ain't never seen.
Pop the.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Balloon you ain't never seen Pop the Balloon they
filming, sometimes over there at59 in Glendale.
Silky went on that shit.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Oh, I think on Saturday Silky was a trip on
that.
I never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah, oh, you never heard of Pop the Balloon, so
it's basically a lineup of menor maybe a lineup of women.
Oh, oh, oh oh, is it like thatdating show.
Yeah, yeah, okay, I've seen it,I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah, they shoot, they shoot sometimes but, David
Shapiro did a thing on it andthey all popped the balloon on
him and walked in there.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Who was?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
he walking in, Cut him down boy, he cut him up.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Hey, listen and then Ashton Larry came in.
Oh God.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Let me find this clip , would your?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
ego be hurt if you walked in and somebody popped a
balloon.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Everybody popped a balloon.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
So if it, was just you walk in, you just hear pop,
pop, pop, pop pop.
Yeah, Hell yeah my ego would behurt.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yours wouldn't.
Nah, I think I'd be offended,I'd be like shit, I'd be like
nah man.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I know I'd be offended, I'd be like shit.
I'll be like yeah, I'll be likeshit.
I ain't got to spend no moneyon you motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I'll just turn around and walk out.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Let's go, baby.
If everybody pop their balloon,I'm turning around and walking
out.
I'll be like you're the onlyone that didn't pop your balloon
, let's go.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'll be like I'm only here for pussy anyway.
So you become realdisrespectful.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
But what if the chick that didn't pop her balloon and
you're like, ah, you got aneedle in your pocket, you pop
it for her.
You know they had a show onNetflix called Pop the Balloon.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
They tried to do it, did they?
Yeah, I'm just saying, though,if you go in there, everybody
pop the balloon but one chickand all you got to do is, did
they?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Yeah, I'm just saying , though, if you go in there,
everybody pop a balloon but onechick, and all you got to do is
like, look, you didn't pop yourballoon, let's go.
What do you want to eat?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Come on, hey.
That's basically saying likewho like you.
That's right, because y'all allknow.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
That's all any man want.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
As youth, youth, youth, as youth Youth Shout out
to Joe Pesci.
That's all.
Any man want A motherfuckerthat want me.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
What's crazy, though is like they'll pop the balloon
just on.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Initial looks, yeah, but then when the dude or female
start talking, they're like, ohdamn, he got some money.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah they're like oh, can I get my balloon?
That's what they get, butattraction is the first thing.
Oh, that's true, becausesomebody can have all the money
in the world.
I mean, I don't know how y'allthink, but I mean I was just
it's all hypothetical but you'rejust like dude.
If I'm not attracted to you, Idon't care how much money you
have, I'm not attracted to you.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Females are like oh, I just want something.
You know my brain and so I meanwe'll give a shit about no
brain?

Speaker 1 (49:21):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
You know, I don't give a damn if you a scholar and
shit.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
We don't care about that.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
We don't even care if you got money, we just care if
she's giving brain.
Huh, nope, yep.
It's like how wet does she get?

Speaker 4 (49:37):
A man don't give a shit if you got money.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Does that shit look like aliens?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
We work with it, she's a winner.
Well see, that's the differencebetween a man and a woman.
A woman can't work with a man.
That's the difference betweenwomen and men.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
They'll try to save one, though They'll try to save
one at your expense.
That's the difference They'lltry to save one at your expense,
they'll get all your money andgive it to this nigga.
This broke, just broke naked.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Jess, you ever save a dude.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
That's straight pimping right there.
What do?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
you mean Pay some bills.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah, oh girl.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
You done paid some bills.
Story time with Jess yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Story time with.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
You got $20.
I'm hungry for lunch.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
But you saved me.
You should get my expense Neveragain.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
He pay you back.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
No, what, and he was asking other bitches for money
at the same time.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Oh, you must have got one of them prison niggas.
So he was a pimp them prison.
Motherfuckers got game.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
When you put it that way, I don't like that you put
it that way, but when you put itthat way.
Mr Benjamin.
Mr Benjamin is lonely.
Yeah, I sure did.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Never again.
Which clip is that, david Smith?

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Hey, it's your girl, Arlette.
Oh, I love the host and welcometo another episode of Pop the
Balloon or Find Love.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I just want you to know the host on here.
Her name is Gabrielle Dennis.
She is from Cincinnati, ohio.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
We're going to bring some eligible bachelors around
the corner one by one.
If he's your type, you likewhat he's working with.
Don't pop that balloon.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
But if he's just not, it don't be shy.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Pop that thing.
Okay, let's bring out our firstsingle guy.
Hey there, ladies.
My name's Phil, I'm 31.
I love to cook.
Damn Wow, that was almosteveryone.
Why'd you pop it, Christy?
He said he likes to cook and Ireally don't like the smell of

(51:24):
food.
Sorry.
Oh, but Marie you still gotyour balloon.
Yeah, he seems like he let mecheat on him and I like that.
I will Come on.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
This is the skit one huh yeah okay, okay, what's good
y'all?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
My name Duvon.
I don't really work like that.
You know what I'm saying.
I be on the game.
I'm looking for a baddie whoquiet, thick and loyal, because
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Wow, no pops, that's actually fun.
What's going on over here,Michelle?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
That's real though.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
He got aura.
He's cute.
You didn't say less, Come onlet's go.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
You, he's cute.
You didn't say less.
Come on, you didn't say less.
Hello, beautiful, my name isJamone, as in, make you Jamone,
oh my.
God I am a brand andentertainment impresario.
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
God Ready for the next man.
Meet Silky.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Thank you all there.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Oh my God, Ow Silky, they's shootin'.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Sweet day and salutations, ladies.
My name is Silky Johnson.
Little bit about me.
I'm a purveyor of preciousgoods and services, ie bitches.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I'm sorry.
Are you some sort of sextrafficker?

Speaker 3 (52:39):
I don't do traffic, I take helicopters, bitch.
And as for you, that coat rightthere looks like your skin to
grouse.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Horrible bitches make horrible decisions and you?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
tangerine's not your color and there's something in
your belly button Made you lookas for this one.
Yeah, boo, I know you ain'ttalking to me with your chipmunk
looking ass Chipmunk.
Do me a favor and hand thiswoman another balloon Sassy
mouth.
Good day, baby.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Let's meet our last guy, larry.
Hey, oh my God, bria.
All right, I'm gonna wrap thisup before I pass away.
I should take my y'all bitches,pop the balloon on me.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm going wrap this up.
Before I pass away, bitchespopped a balloon on me.
That was classic that wasclassic Dog.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Hilarious Shout out to Dave Chappelle.
He lives in Ohio.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Yes, he does.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yellow Springs.
Yes, he does.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Now, that's all my Ohio talk.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
No, he don't live in Akron, he lives in Ohio.
Yes, he does Yellow Springs.
Yes, he does Now, that's all myOhio talk.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
No, he don't live in Akron.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Thank you, jesus hey guess who do live in Akron?
Who?
Lebron James the King, the Goat?
Yeah, he is the greatest of alltime.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
He is the GOAT, bro.
What you looking at?
Micah couldn't get his kids inthe NBA.
What the fuck you talking about?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
And he going to get his baby boy in that bitch too.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
And maybe his baby girl in the NBA.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
That's right, she going to be in the WNBA.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
No comment.
Playing volleyball?
No comment, there we go.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
That's how good that motherfucker is, ain't he got a
scoop?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Anyway, yes, he does.
Okay, hey movie time.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Wait, hold on, I got one more topic.
Okay, did y'all see this dudeat the Coldplay concert.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yep, oh Sure did, oh Sure did the.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Coldplay concert.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
He's the CEO of a major company or whatever.
He's there with the like.
She's pretty high up too, right, Sucka, oh yeah she was like in
HR, yeah, so oh, I saw her.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
Yeah, she was in HR.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
So then they showed him up on the big screen.
He had his arms wrapped aroundher.
As soon as they show up on thebig screen, he jumps down and
she turns around and covers herface.
Gotcha bitch, and Coldplaycaught him.
Oh, you must be cheating orsomething like that.
A fair or something like that,Because you're just shy Dog.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Yeah, but that's fraternization.
You can't do that in a companyand then the person goes with
him.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
The problem is they made a big like.
Had he just stayed, normalwouldn't be an issue.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
They probably would've went with what.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
They would've just kept holding each other but he
ducked, yeah, he ducked.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
she turned around, her friend got face all red and
the camera stayed.
Come to find out.
Yeah, they both married.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
So he's about to lose all his money giving it to his
damn ex-wife Women ain't gonnaleave no money.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
But his money, Give it to his damn ex-wife Women
ain't going to leave no money.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
But I mean, if you caught in that situation, play
it off as soon as he did that.
That just blew up.
I saw it on the news thismorning.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I guarantee you he don't get no divorce Shoot it's
right there.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
It's clear and present evidence right there.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
She already went to go change her name.
It was a company party andeverything.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
No they say she's out .
The wife just already talked.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Yeah, she ain't going nowhere.
Boy Joe, I tell you I like yourramble thing.
I'm telling you He'll get herback.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
No, this was her out.
She probably knew this was herout Right Shoot.
Nah, that was crazy.
I just wanted to bring that upreal quick.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, she probably do , but just you know to me,
that's not enough hard evidence.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Oh my God, yeah, did you see the video we had the
concert together.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Wait, you joking, did you see?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
the video.
Yeah, we had the concerttogether.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Man, that was man.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
You got to catch me in there.
Did she have on a short skirtwith no panties?
I'm dead.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Oh, you ain't seen the video you got to catch me in
there bro.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
I got to be in the middle of that.
She had on a short skirt withno panties.
Saw it on the news.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
We all know Connors don't count.
Oh my lord.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
They don't.
It's just plastic.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
There's no skin to skin contact.
It's got to be skin to skin.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
To M.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
That's a technicality .

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I hope we count chocolate.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
It's going to take care of you.
Stop calling yourself CountChocolate, you see.
I don't like that.
By the way, it's not CountChocolate, chocula.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
You never had Count Chocolate before Everybody had
that, or the Frankenberries, theblueberries.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
I had the blueberries .

Speaker 1 (57:40):
You ain't had the three cereals.
Is this a set up Christian?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
No, it's real cereal, it's actual cereal Blueberries.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Frankenberries and Count Chocula.
Oh my God.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Count Chocula Frankenberry and.
Blueberry.
She probably God you the pride.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
Yeah, as a kid I told y'all, even I had that
Tortillas with sugar was mysnack good, though we snuck it
in the car Trench baby.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Mama bought it by mistake.
She's a trench baby, I toldy'all.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
Mama bought it by mistake.
We stuck it into the car.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Tell them to stop trying to put you in the suburb
Syrup sandwiches.
You got the video.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I just got some syrup too.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
They did a Saturday Night Live skit on it Roll it.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Which one, the Saturday Night Live skit.
He said roll it Like you theeditor, or something.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Oh Roll that.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Hey, y'all, we might get a camera.
Hey, no, what we gonna do?
We gonna set up.
What is it?
Patreon?
Yeah, we gonna start releasingSex tapes.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
You wanna see us you gotta pay for that shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I mean it ain't gonna be Of us, but it's gonna be Of
other people.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You wanna see Jess feet?
You gotta be of us, but it'sgonna be of other people.
You wanna see Jess feet?
You gotta wish upon a luckystar.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Waka, waka, waka, waka, waka, waka waka.
You gotta pray.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
To whatever god you believe.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
You gotta pray.
You gotta pray hard Cause youain't seen it yet.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You know the music.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Waka, waka, waka, waka waka.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Ain't that a goddamn Pac-Man?
Pac-man had a.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Coldplay concert exposed an apparent cheating
tech tycoon and his head of HRmistress as the band's frontman
Chris Martin, immediately musedthat they must be having an
affair.
The couple's reaction had guiltwritten all over it, as they
rushed to hide their faces andduck for cover during the
concert at Gillette Stadium nearBoston on Wednesday night.
They were quickly identified byonline sleuths as Andy Byron,

(59:24):
the CEO of Astronomer andKristen Cather Gallo.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Who's the?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
chief human resources officer at the company?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Yeah, but they're going to get fired though,
because that's fraternization.
You can't do that, man.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Well, I mean I don't.
Well, he's going to have to getbought out because he's the CEO
.

Speaker 4 (59:37):
I don you can give a shit about the worst shit, but
you can't do that.
Yeah, you can definitely loseyour job.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
You lose your job over that.
That's bad.
That's bad business, that'shorrible.
That's bad business.
Not only that, so now it looksbad.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Not only that, all her cases.
They got to be reviewed now,you know, because she had to
fire and hire her, her cases gotto be reviewed.
No, I'm just saying Her casehas to be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
He's the CEO, so he has to get Basically voted.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there'sprobably He'll get bought out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
He'll get bought out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
He'll get a parent's contract.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Just like they do To the NFL.
Pay out your contract and getthem out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
But I'm saying Just play it off and they gonna pay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Half of that to his wife, had he just played it off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
That more upset Now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Deep sea dive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
In movie news.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Could have said somebody looked like me, played
it off.
That ain't me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
That's my doppelganger I seen 28 years
later.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I did see that.
Wait, wait.
Did you see the dude look likeRock?

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
I haven't seen it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Oh, you haven't seen it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's pretty much done , so hurry up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Wait, what'd you say?

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Nah, that's this dude .
Looks just like the Rock, right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
So he went and got all the tattoos of Rock, god and
everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Now he's like doing rock impersonation.
Yeah, he's a big dude too, yeah, oh wow, Just like rock bro.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Oh, you can make good money.
No, he started out like he wasFremont.
Him and his wife and kids wentto a movie and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Somebody thought he was the rock.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
No, his kids watched the movie and said dad's on the
screen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
So that's when he started working out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
And he got yoked up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
That's it, he got the tattoos and everything.
That's the dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Shade head.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
When they say everybody got someone, that look
exactly like them yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
I know who my doppelganger is, I don't think
that's him, jeremiah from LoveIsland.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
You know what I see it, he's Polynesian.
This dude look white too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, I was going to say yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Yeah, but the dude, I mean it was like what the fuck?
It's crazy Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Hey, did y'all see, Remember I said has the Rock
ever had a black leading lady,or has he ever kissed a black
woman on screen?

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I'm being real, I haven't seen it.
No, I was just curious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
No, I haven't seen it .
I don't think so.
Like he ain't been in a movie,like with Gabrielle Union, or
Because you know he in thatwrestling movie and their love
interest is emily blunt, yeah, Iwas just curious, you know you
just start thinking you like,yeah, huh, I know, he had.
Uh, no, then again, that wasdenzel.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Jr, jr but no shout out.
You can say the same thingabout miss columbiana in there,
right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
there, oh, zoe Saldana.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
She ain't never had a black love.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
No, she did.
Yeah, she had the black.
Yeah, I think she was in Deathat a Funeral, wasn't she?
I know her, zoe Saldana, Ithink she was.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
You said Kiss oh, kiss yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Kiss, or at least that I think she was Kevin
Hart's wife, wasn't she?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
I think she has.
She still ain't kissed thatnigga.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Let's see.
See, this is what we do Inquireminds want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
We don't care but we still want to know how was it?
Uh, oh what's that?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
no, ask the real Superman.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Superman what did you think?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
that's what it was.
She was with Nick.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Cannon, she kissed that nigga yeah, she did she
didn't kiss him the whole movie.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
she was with Nick Cannon.
She kissed that nigga.
Yeah, she did.
She didn't kiss him the wholemovie, she was a kisser.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
She was a death of the funeral.
She's had some.
She was in Takers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, she's had some.
Yeah, she's had some Like wedon't want to.
But no, I was.
Honestly I was just curiousabout the rock, just because I
was like damn, she was indrumline.
Remember in Ballers did y'allwatch that show, ballers you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
didn't know about rock.
Even his gorilla was white, huhno think about it on Rampage
yeah, drink it Joe, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
On Rampage.
Yeah, drink it, joe.
Yeah, hey, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Joe, you know Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Gonna stir it up, but no, I'm being for real though.
Think about it.
Oh, my goodness Cause I thoughton Ballers I thought he was
gonna get with the, the blacklady, remember, she was like
something with the NFL orwhatever.
Oh, I didn't watch the wholething, the way they kind of
played it.
You're right, they never did,but I was like Wait, ain't that
on Netflix?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Oh, it is on Netflix.
I need to finish that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Oh, you never watched Ballers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
No I started one of the first seasons I started.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
Yes, why you ain't coming with me, why You're
supposed to come with me.
What's that?
What's that?
I just finished my drink.
I was about to go get one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yeah, it's on Netflix , oh good.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, I'm gonna check that out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Hey, come back with me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I saw.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
Megan, you don't even need no ice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Megan, 2.0.
Okay, did you see it.
Megan 2.0 was good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Did you see it?
No, jess said gross.
No, I saw Superman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Megan 2.0 was good yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
I saw how to Train a Dragon.
You don't have to see that.
I had to sneak in and see thatone.
I saw Superman, ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Yeah, megan 2.0 was good.
Yeah, she kissed that nigga whoZoe?
Yeah she.
I mean, we know Her husband isa white guy, is he?
Yeah, there you go.
No, but we talk about the Rock.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
And she tastes that first, before you start like and
you go smelling shit, yeah, butyou know the Rock never really
claimed his black side much Notto get on that shit.
But he's way more into hisPolynesian heritage than he is,
or Samoan excuse me heritagethan he is black.

(01:06:08):
He had this show, samoan Niggas, he had the show right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
What show?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
NBC the wrestling show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
And a young rock or some shit, something like that.
Oh yeah, young rock.
Yeah, yeah, I watched a coupleepisodes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
I think he talked about it.
I remember Sonya used to watchit thing he talked about I
remember sonja used to watch it,but no, that's what I said.
His dad is black.
We all know who.
His dad is black and simone,yeah, uh, wonder years did that
get canceled?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
oh man, that show was good.
I liked it too.
I saw it on netflix.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Yeah, yeah, the black version I haven't seen it.
It hasn't came back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That's good, it's done then and it's during like
the same time, but I guess theywere just supposed to be another
.
They're just a family, yeah adifferent family.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Yeah, they're just a different family, just like the
Jeffersons and what's it calledArchie Bunker, yeah, so they
coexisted simultaneously.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Oh, the white dude in the yeah, oh shit, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
So it wasn't like they were replacing their family
, no, they were just Weresimultaneously, exactly.
They just lived like somewhereelse.
That's dope.
That show was fantastic.
I wish that would come back.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I got to get back on my television.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
I still need to watch SWAT.
I watched Quarterback Season 2.
I started Quarterback yeah, Ilike Season 1 better.
But then again I startedQuarterback yeah, I like Season
1 better but then, again I'mbiased because Patrick Mahomes.
Y'all know I'm a PatrickMahomes fan.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I finished the third season of Squid Game.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Oh, yeah, I haven't ever seen that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Diabolical man, yeah, diabolical.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Oh yeah, man, I watched the first Like two, just
the first two episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
First two episodes Of the third season.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Yeah, man, I was like oh, they got him back in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
That show was diabolical the way they be, man.
They're gnarly With some oftheir stuff.
I don't know If I could do it.
Could you do it?
Could you do it, steve?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
No, do what Hell no?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Squid.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Hell no.
Could any of y'all do Naked andAfraid?
I know Steve can, I couldAnybody else I can do?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Naked, but not Afraid , I ain't going out there by
myself, hell no.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
I mean, who really wants to be out there butt-ass
naked?
Joe said he could do it and Ibelieve him.
Joe, you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
How long would you last?
I'm not doing that, I'd be apiece of cake for me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
For real, give Joe some moonshine.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Yeah, he'll make it all the way through.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Nah, he'll make his own moonshine, and then the
producer's going to be like Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
It's been three months.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
The show is over.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
You would just have to find you some water and cover
yourself in mud so the bugsdon't bite you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
So not the Naked and Afraid show, but there is
another show like that calledAlone.
You ever see that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
Yeah, that's where they drop them off.
They drop them off in the.
They got to get to checkpoints.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Yeah, they drop them off in some Canadian bush or
something like that With realanimals and shit man, they crazy
.
And they give them a pack fullof what is it Like a satellite
phone for when they check out aknife?
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
No, they let you pick your shit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
I think you can pick your shit.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
It was another one I watched too.
I think you can pick.
Yes, it was another one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I watched too.
I can't do that.
No, exactly that's what I said,like he was talking about the
animals.
Yeah, you see that woman gother arm ripped off by a lion at
the zoo.
What, look it up.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
She should have stuck it in there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah, hell yeah, harambe's revenge Arm got ripped
off and I hope they ain't donothing to the lion.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
They probably Look right here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
They treated the lion like a nigga Woman loses arm
after unprovoked lion attack atthe zoo.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Unprovoked Right.
What the fuck ever.
Why would you get your handthere waving at the lion?

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
They probably killed the lion.
Shout out to Chris Rock,because what did he say?
That tiger went tiger For real.
Yeah, how you going to kill atiger, how you going tiger and
wait, harambe didn't even donothing, didn't he say?
That's the one with the baby,right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, the baby fell into the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
He didn't do nothing to the baby Right Actually
protected the baby yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
But yeah, no, they had to kill him anyway, that's
terrible.
Why'd they have to kill him?
I don't know why they didn'ttrain him.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
What was the justification?
They were scared to go in thereand get it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
They were afraid if they tranked him.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
He was going to fall on the baby.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
He was going to get aggressive.
Get more aggressive, they getaggressive.
So they had to kill him to getthe baby.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
So what'd they do?
Did they shout him in the headI get the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
So what they do they shout them in the head.
I think so that's messed up.
You gotta do it Every time man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Y'all know monkeys is my favorite animal of all time.
Hey, hey for the monkeys.
No, they are.
I like chimps.
I like chimps and gorillas,Chimps and monkeys.
I like orangutans, I like thelittle squirrel monkeys, I like
just anything.
I like them all Chimps eatmonkeys.

(01:11:09):
Whoa, I like all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
They eat the little baby monkeys.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
You see where they had in South America where they
had those fucking chimpanzeesand them motherfucking machetes
and shit they brutal with it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Hey, them chimps are serious.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
I want a little baby chimp for like two weeks, strong
as hell too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Because then in about three weeks I need to turn it
back in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I'm going to go adopt one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Can you adopt a chimp , for like A little baby?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
for two weeks.
I don't think so, unless yougot bread.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I'm going to let him climb the tree.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
No, I'm just going to be his foster parent.
He can climb the tree.
No, I'm just going to be hisfoster parent.
I ain't going to let you haveno damn chimp Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
He can climb the tree back here and run away.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
And jump over the fence.
No, he won't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
No because I'm going to train him.

Speaker 6 (01:11:55):
I'm going to put one of them dog collars on him.
You know that buzz on him, he'sgoing to rip your face off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
No, he's only two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
I can beat a two-week champ up that motherfucker come
back.
I like the better.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Go across the sheet come back Now three weeks and a
pizza.
I'm going to probably lose buttwo weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Hey, speaking of pizza, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Yeah, all right, y'all Anyway.
Jinkies Smurfs came out thisweek.
Who's seen Ballerina?
Oh damn, I forgot about that.
I know we're going back on someold movies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Is it still in theaters?

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Yeah, I think so.
I know it's probably about toleave.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
It's probably already on Prime.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
But Ballerina.
I was just at the movies today.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
I didn't see it up there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
What you going to see today, 28.
Oh, yeah, hunter.
Yeah, 28 years.
Damn, what else is out?
28 years later, I saw Superman.
Yeah, joe said the Superman.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Oh no, didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Oh yeah, I saw Jurassic Park.
I know what you did I saw thatI wanted man.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
I was gonna watch that.
That was good.
Jurassic it was good.
I wanna see to watch that.
That was good.
That was good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
Jurassic it was good.
I want to see that.
Yeah, bloodline, that waspretty good yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
But I Know what you Did Last Summer.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Oh yeah, that just started, didn't it?
Yeah, it just came out.
It started tonight.
Yeah, well, this we'd like tothank everybody for uh visiting

(01:13:35):
us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I'm going to leave you with a song that I made.
I like monkeys and monkeys likeme.
You done set us back.
You done set us back by threeyears.
No you done set us back bythree years.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
No, you done.
Set us back with all that boyon boy talk.
You should've did that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, you should've did that song by Pootie Tame.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
All right y'all.
We hope y'all had fun.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
That's funky right there, love that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Satate, what a time.
My Damien Satate, we will beback.
You're cold.
Love that movie, right Sad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I tell you what a time my Damien Sad, I tell you
we will be back.
You're cold, damien.
If not this week, if not nextweek I'm gonna sign your pity on
the running count and if notthe week after that, yeah, we
will be back.
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Sign your name on the running count.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, you got something to say too, no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
That's right, girl.
You not come once, you comemany times.

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Oh shit.
We're ending this podcastbecause Joe is numb, I'm tired
of it, I got something to say.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
That's Poodie Tame baby, you not come once, you
come many times.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Shut up, Joe.
He trying to talk.
Don't forget to tip yourbartenders.

Speaker 6 (01:14:46):
I ain't tipping you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Joe, have your pets.
Baby you like Poudretain thatjust?

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
means you supposed to came alone, but you came with
the army.
Shout out to.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Barker's Beauties Shout out to Vanna.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
White.
Shout out to Canada Dry.
Shout out to Richard DawsonListen, you drink Joe's drink.
Shout out to this nigga'sbarber.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Shout out to Moonshine.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Nah, that's not Moonshine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Shout out to cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Shout out to oh my God.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Yeah, we about to sell coke on this podcast.
Well, you know what?
I just listened to that newclips.
I'm about to start sellingcocaine and I might go back to
church, that white.
Look up the clips.
Let God sort them out.
Yeah All right, everybody.
We out Peace, peace Holla.

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