Would You Pay $1,500 for a Provocative Photo with Your Celebrity Crush?

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, matt's in the house, aka El Chapo's dog, maybe
, maybe.
Welcome to the Nobody's TalkingPodcast.

(00:28):
We have a couple special gueststoday.
One you will hear, one youmight.
One can talk and one cannot.
They speak a different language.
They bark in Spanish.

(00:51):
Anyway, welcome to the Nobody'sTalking Podcast.
This is your boy, bosco.
Uh-oh, tell my left.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
You know who it is, who you want me to be today, oh,
hell Rod, and guess who's tohis left?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Let me tell y'all something real quick.
We normally record at a certaintime, but due to uncontrollable
circumstances we had to do itan hour later.
So if you're late for the firsttime, excuse me, and you start

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an hour later, don't you thinkyou would be on time?
How in the hell are you latealso for the second time?
I never understood that, and wewill get some explanations when
the sad person gets here.

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Anyway, sitting to thatperson's left is just Jess.
Oh hell she is sitting in thechair.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Thank you for being in your chair this week.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
You got your own mic and everything you got your own
mic.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
You're going to have to.
You're going to be okay.
You're going to have to, you'regoing to be okay.
You're going to be able tohandle that mic.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hey, y'all know what I haven't talked all week.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So, jess, I'm just kidding, we got something just
for you.
Oh no, you know what, wait,hold on.
No, you know what we got it.
Just go ahead and talk.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
We're going to pull it up.
What did I hear in thebackground?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
We're going to pull it up just for Jeff, I know
exactly what I heard in thebackground.
What did you hear?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Exactly what he was about to play.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What's he about to play.
I know you got to just call theteaser A teaser.
Okay, Like honey, come on youlisten to Dan.
Patrick, yeah you got to youlike he just want you to tell it
and then he going to step on it.
He just stepping all on myjokes.
We got to get Max the dog onthe microphone.
I'm like man, come on, max thedog, come here.

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Max is chilling.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh, okay, he does not like me.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
AKA Max is in the mother building.
Max Say hello.
Oh good lord, have mercy.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
My little friend.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Hey, you know you're joking, right?
Uh-oh, huh who that is.
I don't know.
Hold on, hello.
Yes, are you at the garage?
Oh, okay, hold on, hello.
You said come to the garage,yes, Are you at the garage I?
Closed the garage.
Oh okay, hold on, then we gotyou.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
That's my fault, uh-oh.
Oh, we're about to hear Max.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You about to bark.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
We're about to talk, yep.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Come on, Max.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
In Spanish All right, look, hold on.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Holding Hold, please, you know y'all love to talk.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what's going on here.
So what you been up to, justJess.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I've been sick, sick, sick.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Would you have the coronavirus?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I don't know what I had, but it was not good, it was
bad.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
COVID 2024?
It's 2025.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Oh it's 2025, 2025.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's not 2024 anymore .
Uh oh.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, he didn't even say nothing.
Hey boys, look what I got here.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Oh, where the white?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
women at yeah, shut up before I barbecue you.
Uh, oh, if y'all hear somethingin the background, that is Max,
aka Al Chappell Jr Jr.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
The fifth slash, the third, I got a question for you.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
You would barbecue a dog.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Fuck, yeah, have you barbecue a dog?
Yeah, have you ever ate a dog?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Probably You'll barbecue it.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Anyway, oh no, that's replaying.
Here we go one more time forthe people that didn't hear it.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Hey boys, Look what I got here.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hey, where are the white women at?
They are here, hey, that'sclassic women at.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
They are here.
Hey, that's classic.
Have you seen that movie?
It's a good movie.
I've heard that film.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think that movie came out in 1977.
Anyway, you know who we wastalking about, joe, we was like.
Normally we start at a certaintime, right Right Now.
Due to uncontrollablecircumstances, we had to start
an hour later, mm-hmm.
So some people wanted to knowhow would you be late to the

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second time?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Some people's Bosco and tell them.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
No, el Chapo was wondering, but tell them what
you would tell the footballcoach, joe, or the basketball
coach or the wrestling coach.
No, for real, this is goodstuff what would I tell the
coach?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
football coach in my day anything but the bullring
coach.
You said anything but thebullringhuh.
Anything but the bullring coachyou said anything but the
bullring.
You don't like the bullring,I'll take anything but the
bullring.
You can't do that, no more.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
That's illegal.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, I'm telling you , I'll take anything but the
bullring.
You can do Oklahoma by myself.
I don't care bro, I'll doanything but the bullring.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Would you run?
Would you run?
Would you run?
I would run laps.
That would be easy.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Because you know that goddamn bull ring boy Shit that
motherfucker made a lot ofbasketball players right there.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Why did they always get the littlest dude in there
and call the biggest dude to?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
come hit him.
They wanted to see if he hadwhat he got.
Yeah, that's bull though.
No, it ain't.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
The coach don't know.
When you sound off, the coachdon't know what number you are.
That's the thing About the bull, bullshit.
No, he don't.
The coach just know they don'tknow, cause you gotta think
It'll be like what?
30 motherfuckers, 40.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh yeah, and then they just Just call out a number
.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Yeah, he just Call out a number.
He don't know what Fuckingnumber it is, coach, don't know
shit.
He just tell you he'll go.
Hey, I don't know what nameyou'll be using.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Probably inappropriate.
Hey, get in the center.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
So when they count off right, he's just going to
say 25 and 50.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Two and seven, so 25, you know is a little swishy
tail 25 is going to be in backof you and 50 is going to be in
front of you.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
You fucked.
I'm just saying, if you callout 25, 25 is a swishy tail
number.
Swishy tails are the littledudes, the receivers.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I don't know what school you went to.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
That's what my coach used to call them.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
He used to call them.
He used to call the runningbacks and receivers and stuff
swishy towels, because that'sall you know, they run and they
have their little towels in theback.
They think they cute.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
We weren't allowed to wear none of that shit.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Y'all had leather helmets, though, Come on man.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
We had Pac-44.
Yeah, he had it back there,that's right Anyway we're going
to wait on some of the sports.
We didn't have concussions.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Anyway, we got some topics from Sherrod.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Oh, actually we're going to save hers towards the
end.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
She got a little Netflix recommendation.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
She told us it's not Netflix.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's not Netflix, no, we sponsored by Netflix.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sucks to say it's not Netflix.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It can be.
What streaming service is it on?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Peacock.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh, it's on Peacock, oh, it's on Peacock, oh.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Oh, okay, I can watch Peacock.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
They got damn Tubi, though I love Tubi.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Tubi.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
He don't like it.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I'm not a big fan of Tubi.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I love Tubi dog.
It's tough, See, I'm going totell you.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Commercial longer than the movie.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Listen, once you cats started making a little bit of
money actually I know y'all richso once y'all started making a
lot of bit of money, you niggaskind of forgot where y'all came
from.
Y'all forgot us little peopleLike us people that live in.
Section 8.
Like I'm Section 8 housing.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Hell.
No, this ain't no Section 8housing.
You got six-story windows.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Hey, no, this is not.
He is lying to y'all.
Palm trees this.
I live in Brick City.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
New Jersey Cacti.
Hey, oh my.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
God.
So who's starting?
You?
Or Joe, who's starting?
No dude?
Oh no, you go first.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh, no, yeah, we was talking earlier about this whole
Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Right Now we got a female here.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I'm glad she almost called off for like the second
week or third week, maybe thesixth week, who knows?
We're going to check this.
Well, guess what what?
We are absolutely glad that youshowed up because you need to
listen to this topic, so youheard of an artist.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
What's his name?
Chris Brown.
You heard of him.
Right, he's a little artist.
I guess he's famous and stuff.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And you heard of Usher.
You heard of Usher.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Everyone's heard of Usher.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
And you heard of Chris Brown.
Alright, so let's go, alright,so first of go.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Alright.
So first of all, if you had themoney, would you pay for the
meet and greet?
Money's no object no.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, now let's just say you do pay for it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
You pay for the meet and greet or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
You got a boyfriend.
You got a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You take a picture with him, with Chris Brown.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
How's your picture going to be you going to do
something?

Speaker 4 (11:11):
basic.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
The picture can be however you want it to be,
however you want it to be.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Anyways, do you think it's appropriate to take a
picture with Chris Brown and payfor a meet and greet if you
have a boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, he's an artist.
I feel like it's like I don'tknow, like yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay, wait first off, because like what does it
matter?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
like what he looks like, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, Are you trying to see what he looks like?
No, okay, look no.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I'm saying what does it matter?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
what it looks like.
Google, chris Brown meet andgreet pics and then finish us
Finish telling us your story,the reason why I asked.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
We're waiting, yeah, go ahead.
Yes go ahead.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
So again, is it and tell me is this appropriate.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Yeah, oh, I forgot about that picture.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
There's a bunch I forgot about that one I need to
Google it.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I'm not saying it's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
No, no, no, no.
Now we could care less if theyoung lady's single.
Yeah, we're talking about ifthe young lady has a significant
other.
I know what you're talkingabout.
So now we want you to speak onthat.
If she had a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
And I was trying to before you interrupted me.
Hey, well, go ahead.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hey, we going See.
Yeah, come on.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Where all the sassy?

Speaker 1 (12:35):
white women come from .

Speaker 3 (12:37):
When you interrupted me, that's where it came from.
Damn Anyways.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Where the white women at.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay no go ahead.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I would probably say no, because it depends on the
man, I guess wait.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
No, you got a boyfriend that you care about.
I wouldn't do that to him.
I wouldn't do that to himmorally no you wouldn't pay the
whatever $2,000 for the meet andgreet or $1,500 for the meet
and greet for one and two.
You wouldn't be on there takingthat picture.
Hell no.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't even care about the payment, I do, but I'm
just saying Just think, dude,if you got like you paid $1,500
for some guy to come choke youout for a picture.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I got a question for you, you paid $1,500 to come
choke you out for a picture.
Hey, I got a question for you.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
If my woman pays $1,500 to go to meet, Chris
Brown, you think you can live on$40,000 a month?
No, I'm saying, if you got$40,000 a month.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It don't matter If she pays $1,500.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
What if it's just a regular picture?

Speaker 2 (13:42):
It don't matter.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It don't matter.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You're idolizing someone that much to pay that
much he's already making a shitload of money.
That's ridiculous now if yougot a free ticket, now if you
want a free ticket you go watchthe concert.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
If you pay $1500 to watch the concert, that's
different.
But you gonna pay $1500 to gobackstage to get a meet and
greet, just to take a picturewith him and a potential I don't
picture with him and apotential I don't know if
potentiality is a real word, butI'm going to say potentiality
of her getting her back blue.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Now she getting close to this, now this picture
getting me, because I'm going totell you right now you look
like Chris Brown-ish type, backblown out-ish type looking chick
.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
What the hell does that mean?
What the?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I'm saying if Chris Brown saw you Take it back right
now.
He'd probably want to be likeoh shit, hell yeah, I'll blow
her back out.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Look see, Are you seeing the pictures now too?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm so sick, y'all See that's that bull right there
she.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Better be single Listen and one.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
hey, joe, one young lady sat up here and said
because her boyfriend broke upwith her right, she should have
Right.
No, but he I mean she did him afavor.
She said that she would do itall over again.
So that just goes to show youdon't even respect that man,

(15:14):
like now me.
I don't even care about the$1,500 or whatever, but come on,
make the picture respectable.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I wouldn't really be concerned about paying him off
for $1,500 to do an exotic posewith him.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Pose with him.
Yeah, no, that's what I'msaying.
I mean, if it's just a regularlike oh, you know, I can see if
you just met a nigga in the clubor some shit.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Right, you know what I mean?
Because you got a potential himsigning it and you might make
some money off it.
Right, right, right, but youain't going to make your money
back off of that.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
No, hell no, and you're going to be single.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
And you're going to be single.
Yeah, no, she got broken upwith it.
All your stuff is on the lawnwhen you get home.
She did get broke up.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
No, that's what I'm saying.
And she was like oh, I'll do itall over again.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Just to meet him for five seconds.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Exactly.
Some of us have them.
This time we're going to get itin.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
There, you go.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I don't know.
I guess it's easier to say itif you're not the fanatic Chris
Brown fan Because a lot of womenare fanatic it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
No, I know that.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
And the thing about it is they would just do
probably anything.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Listen, I am okay.
I wouldn't know how to do itbecause I'm not a celebrity or
something.
But listen, I am okay with the1500, but I'm not okay in the
exotic poses.
Like remember when the peoplewere sitting up?
Now it's one thing.
Remember when a girl and a guyposed with Nicki Minaj at the

(16:45):
wax museum?
That's totally fun, that's waxand that was a good one.
Did you ever see that one?
Nicki Minaj at the Wax Museum,that's totally fine, that's
different, that's Wax and thatwas a good one.
Did you ever see that one?
Hey, if y'all haven't look itup.
So Nicki Minaj Wax Museum LasVegas Hilarious.
I went to Vegas and I mean Iain't do none of them poses or

(17:06):
nothing, but it's stillhilarious.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
But you in the back and I know there's probably a
lot of people back there.
It's not private or nothing.
You got the photographer orwhatever.
So your woman goes up to ChrisBrown oh, I paid this money, I
got a meet and greet.
He hugs up on her how you wantto pose.
You know he's going to whispersomething.
Oh hey you look good, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Let me pose behind you real quick Now she getting
all.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Chris Brown.
Okay, exactly, that's what I'mtalking about that face, right
there, oh hell no.
So now he's going to saysomething to your woman that she
just paid $1,500 or whatever Ithink it's $1,500.
And now she's like Okay, well,how you wanna pose, you know
what I wanna?

(17:50):
I wanna sit on your lap.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm looking at this bitch like you got me 100%, but
he whispers to her so what if,when they get done, she's like
we ain't gonna make it home Tome or her, she walking home?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
To me, to you?
No, we ain't gonna to make ithome.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You ain't going to make it home.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
I'm going to make it home.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yo ass going to stay in the first round.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
That motherfucker got me horny.
We ain't making it home.
Pull over.
Oh, you mean she?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
She ready to get it in?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
now.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
What if, when you was hitting it?
Hit it then leave it on the.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
One last time, baby.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
What if, when you was hitting it, she was calling you
CB?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Let me go ahead and take my microphone.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
You just gotta hit it harder.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
And then you stopping .

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like nah, I'm silky, and then you stopping?
You can punish her later andare you stopping?

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Why not?
Shit, you can punish her later.
And are you stopping you?
Let me, if I'm hitting a chickand she calls somebody else's
name, I'm going to keep riding.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, this your dish.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
And then when I'm done.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I'm going to tie that motherfucker to the bed and
beat the shit out of him.
Oh, joe, but see, I'm justsaying.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
We do not condone domestic violence.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
I'm just being real with you guys.
Peter, we apologize for thebarbecue dog comments and the
thought views and said thatthoughts of Alabama Joe are not
that of the.
Nobody's Talking Podcast, hey,so now that's a good dog.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Anyway, I know she showed up, didn't she that damn
barbecue sauce got?

Speaker 1 (19:35):
me rolling around.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
What do you think this?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
motherfucker sounds serious.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
What do you think is worse, chris Brown?
Those private photos or Ushercoming up putting?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
cherries in your woman's mouth.
I'm going to say the ChrisBrown photos, because I probably
want Usher's cherries.
Damn Okay, I was at the Usherconcert.
Listen, I was working the Usherconcert.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Dude walk behind me.
I was like I'm about to not beworking this concert real fast,
but you got a man.
If I had a man, yeah, behind me.
I was like I'm about to not beworking this concert real fast,
real fast.
But you got a man If I had aman.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah, okay, if I had a man, you had a man.
So okay, either way.
Chris Brown's worse.
Okay, anyway, no, chris Brownis.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
The Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
No, Chris Brown is worse than the cherry.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
That's a lot worse.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
I'm just going to say I think y'all blowing that all
out of proportion a little bit.
How I mean?
You know they taking photos,but you know, Come on.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
So, Joe, you, so you, you, you truly are down.
Joe, don't care, he going tobeat her later With your chick
taking pictures like I'm notmaking pictures, Like I said,
listen I already said, I'm coolwith the picture, the 1500.
Just let it be a regularpicture, like yeah, you just

(20:54):
standing there.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you standing.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
He got his arm around your waist.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Oh, I'm cool with all that I mean, you know like.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I mean, I don't know why you paid $1,500 for it.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
It's a celebrity thing Like okay, so if you paid
$1,500, right, if he was yourall-time, you know Janet Jackson
or somebody like that.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Halle Berry.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Halle Berry.
Halle Berry Me would be KateBeckinsale.
I'd pay $1,500 for Halle Berryand if she wanted me to be
provocative with her man, fuckthat.
I'd strip naked if I had to.
But see, that's the, that's theoption.
I gotta, I gotta, and I canhave a girl like shit this is
cause you know, we got thecelebrity five anyway see, I'm

(21:37):
not.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
If I have a chick, I'm not gonna do it yeah, it's
just a respect.
Nah, at that point listen, ifyou have a chick, no with a
chick I.
You have a chick, no With achick.
I mean with a chick.
No Without a chick.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh, okay, I'm getting booty butt naked.
I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I ain't going to get booty butt naked, but I'll get
down to my underwear If it'sKate.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
So if Kate was like?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
In her underworld outfit.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
oh, hell yeah, and she'd be like hey, if she told
you to get down on your kneesand put your mouth down south?
$1,500.
Pose for the camera she givingme $1,500?
.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
No, you giving her $1,500.
Oh, kate, yeah, kate Beckinsale, that's what you call her,
right?
Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it.
I am doing it.
I don't give a fuck what y'allsay, she gonna let her put, put
your, I don't care what y'allsay your dreads, you gonna let
her she can dry it up with them.
I don't care, I'm good, that'smy girl.

(22:36):
I guess that's your one.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I mean if it comes like if you're cool and never
talking to me again.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
You're cool and never talking to me again.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
I be talking like it ain't like how you like she
gonna be my woman or nothing nahbut it's, it's still a respect
thing, like if you know yourwoman's not cool with it, from
the get go say you know yourwoman told you, yeah, you better
stand side by side, y'all gonnahave a hard time convincing Joe
.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Remember, like I said , the one episode we was talking
about crying on shows.
I was like, oh we glad Joewasn't here.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Let me tell you something.
I'm going to be real, though.
Just say I mean, why wouldn'tyou do it though, if it's my
all-time one of the chance?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I ain't going to lie, I really don't have an art
being for real.
I mean, I do like Halle Berry,but I'm just like whatever she
hit Halle Berry and Swordfish.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Nah, hold on.
She hit Moment of silence.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
I mean you talking about Halle Berry now and she
good to go now, but in Swordfish.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, okay.
So everybody outside of Joe, weknow if you had a man, you
ain't going to do it.
I'm not doing it, no, you ain'tgoing to do it, no.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
And you ain't going to do it, I wouldn't do it.
Well, I'm doing it.
I don't have a man either.
Well, a woman.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
How good is my man.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Let's go, no, no.
Now you're adding levels to it.
Does he treat me good?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Does he treat me all right?
He treats me all right.
I'm going to leave you, chrisBrown, treat me right.
Hey, chris Brown, treat youright and the 50 other women.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's see, breezy.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's that.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
But again, that was.
We heard that on another showwhere her man left him.
Yeah, now that's theprovocative picture.
Now, had it been a normal manleft him.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, now, alas, because of the provocative
picture.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Now, had it been a normal picture, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah, that's what I said.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
If it's a normal picture, I think it's worse
especially if she knew hisboundaries before she went and
did that, because she obviouslyhad to have known his boundaries
for him to be leaving like that.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
She didn't care.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, that I saw was C.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Breezy.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
For a picture, for five minutes of fame, five
minutes of being on someone'slap.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Now she broke up.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Throw away, however many years for that.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Now she broke up.
It's ridiculous, oh well.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
He's a dog owner now remember he's got to let him out
.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Who's a dog owner.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Bosco, really I don't know.
He don't tell me whose dog itis.
He just says I found this dogand then he said I'm dog sitting
, this dog and he said I ownthis dog.
And then he says it's ElChapo's dog.
Don't you know my businessright down the street.
I just did, I'm like nigga.
I stole the dog.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
The dog was like he didn't know you by first name.
Y'all on a first name basis.
Boy, that motherfucker jumpingall up on you and shit, he ain't
jump on nobody but you.
He tried to bite me.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
He doesn't like me either.
Yeah, he ain't come to me.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Max the dog.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
He doesn't mind.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
But um so provocative pictures that's it.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Listen, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it at all.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
I know one of his Kate Underworld.
Kate, I'm doing it.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
You said Underworld, kate, he gonna do it.
I don't give a damn, I'm doingit, that's.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Underworld.
Kate, you gonna do it.
I don't give a damn, I'm doingit.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So what was the story ?
You had, Joe.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh hell, here we go, let's go.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Which one?
Oh no, I was listening to.
Okay, just say this couple,right, you know how they all you
know, mainly women always wantto know about your past.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It's almost like double standards.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, it's like a double, you know.
And she asked him have you everbeen to threesome?
He said yeah.
And then she asked him have youguys ever ran a train on the
girl?
Oh yeah, me and my boy.
We did it a couple times.
And he said have you been tothree?
She said yeah.

(26:51):
And he said have you ever had atrain run?
And she said yeah, I had acouple of them.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So now dirty bitch, he said, but now he don't want
to be with her though, hey.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
As he should.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't blame to be with her, though.
Hey, what the?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
hell.
I'm just saying I like that ashe should.
I don't blame him.
Use a hoe.
Y'all are so wrong.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I'm thinking about that shit so wrong.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
This is why you don't ask fucked up questions like
that.
You can't turn into a hoe.
You don't ask nobody about abody count.
That don't do that.

Speaker 4 (27:29):

Speaker 3 (27:29):
The body count is one thing but you done, got the
train ran on, you bitch.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
What's your body count?
Limit Be honest with me.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
What's your body count?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
limit With a woman.
Yeah, what's your body countfor a man?
Costco Zero.
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
For a woman.
I'm just saying One Say youdating this girl, right?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Oh, like what's your?
I ain't gonna ask she likewhat's your limit?
Is that what?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
we're asking.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
What's gonna be your limit?

Speaker 5 (27:50):
It's gonna be three niggas, I don't wanna know.
Six niggas.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
What's too many, what's too many, what's too many
.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Probably 25, 30.
That's too many.
Hey, there in age you could bein a relationship or you could
just be having friends withbenefits.
30 is your limit.
She come up and say well, I'vebeen with about 30 guys.
Wait, how old is she?
It don't matter.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
She's been with 30 guys, that kind of matters, that
kind of matters, and she's beenwith 30 guys.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
She could be 18.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
She could be wait she could be 18 with 30 guys, but
when she got 40, if she's she'sstill only been with no, what
I'm saying is if she's stillbeen with 30 guys.
You get what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
If she tells you 30, she done, left out all the
blowjobs.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Exactly yeah, you guys tripled that for blowjobs
Ooh nice.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
That's all.
But you know, the guy had thebody count and stuff, so no, and
he was like oh, he can't bewith her, no more Like that's
fucked up.
She didn't have a train.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
You ain't on her, hey , man.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
He should have had this conversation.
You should you know youcouldn't handle that shit.
Y'all are wrong for your shit.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
He knew he couldn't handle it.
He knew he couldn't handle theshit.
He should have never had theconversation.
That's what made no sense.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Okay, he could never have the conversation.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
No he shouldn't have had the conversation.
He should have brought it up assoon as she said yes, I've had
a couple trains Wait who broughtup the conversation.
She did, or he did, he did.
That's where he messed up,right there At this point.
It don't matter who brought itup?
No, it don't matter, butactually it does.
Because has she brought up theconversation?

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Because she want to go out and do it again,
potentially.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
It's always potential .
But see again, he's been in acouple of the trains.
He's been the trainer she'sbeen the trainee Right.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Then they should have been able to live happier than
that.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Nah, I agree with you on this one.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
They should have been able to live happier than that.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
I agree with you on this one.
Hey honey, If you get the itch,let me know.
That's all you got to do.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Boom.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Problem solved.
So you happily date a womanthat she's like.
I don't ask them kind ofquestions.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It ain't my fucking concern.
No, I'm just saying you wouldhappily be with a woman that
wants you to bring home anotherguy to run the train on.
Answer the question Joe Would Ibe?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
happy with her Answer the question.
I'm pretty sure I could.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
You ain't got the answer, Sway.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
Okay, I could.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I mean, if I'm in love, I'm in love, I can't do
nothing about it, it ain't likeI'm going to fall out, so she
wants you to bring home anotherdude to run the train on her.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
It ain't like I'm going to fall out of love bro.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Is it really a train or is it a threesome?

Speaker 5 (30:48):
But then that's the difference.
Is it a gangbang or a train?
What's the difference?
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
What's the difference ?
Oh, that's the difference.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
But we ain't going to go there.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Explain.
I want to know.
Inquire minds want to know.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Hey, we talking on the thing now.
What do you?

Speaker 5 (31:10):
mean, what's the train?
You guys take turns right.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Everybody line up.
Everybody line up.
Okay, so that's a train.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
One is in there.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
All right he's done, then another one goes in the
room, then he's done, thenanother one.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
That's a train, okay, one that's a train.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
A gangbang is a free fall baby.
There's everybody in there.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
Well, I'm talking about.
A gangbang you got one in theear, nose, mouth.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, that's the gangbang.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Goddamn Head, shoulder, knees and toes.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
So you would consider my back, my whole back, my
crack.
No, why not the one in the?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
front.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
The train.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
No, why not?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
It's not the train.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
The guy at the front just becomes the caboose and
that's the engine, and she'sjust.
That's not a train.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's not a train.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Okay, that's a gang bang.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Did you just not hear what we said?
It's not like an actual train.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Okay, so you hitting it from the back, she bent over
eating his booty.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is that a train?
No, that's a gangbang.
It's a gangbang, damn A trainis one at a time.
I'm learning.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
It's one after the other.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, that's what a train is, one after the other.
That's what we're trying to getyou to understand, it's not
like an actual train.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Just Google it, google it.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
How is that not a gangbang too?
That's what I want to say.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Next, next, it's a train, it's like assigned
seating versus unassignedseating.
You're still sitting down.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
It's just assigned and not assigned.
The train is assigned.
The gangbang is unassigned.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Look, if you go in there and close the door.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Guy number one is what the first woman he's done.
Guy number two is what womannumber one?
Then guy number three is whatwoman number one?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
And then, as they get done, they just go ahead.
They call it McDonald's orders.
Sounds like a gangbang to me.
Number three your order isready.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, the gangbang.
That's what a train is to me.
Number three your order isready.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
No, the gangbang when guys one through five.
Or one through six.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And they all in there .
That's the gangbang.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
She can't even turn her head.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And she just sitting up there she double fisted, she
double fisted, like with herneck going back and forth,
starting to get a visual.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, because he just acted it out.
He started to get a visual, hegot a visual when Pascal was
doing it Double fisted.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Put your hands down.
You got to paint the picture.
Oh, my God damn, don't you gotto paint the picture?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I'm like god damn.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Don't you gotta paint the picture?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I didn't think I'd get on that.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Left right, left right.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
You got no, you got oh shit Uh oh.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
What we got there Double fisted.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
You got moonshine in one and a beer in the other.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Bosco just has air, it's just air.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Now you do that Hold on.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's not going to look good if she does it.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
It looks way not good if you do it Hold on.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
It looks way better.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Because, ain't nobody going to sit up here and
imagine me double fisting.
Her hands are small.
We just saw no but no, youdouble fisting Niggas are going
to sit up here and be like ohdang.
None of these cats even hadthat thought.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
No, that's true.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Exactly Now you go ahead and double fist.
No, my hands are standing therefolded on this table.
Your hands are pretty big,though I took one for the team.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Those nails are dangerous, though you ain't
double fisting nobody with those.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Somebody's getting hurt.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Fuck around and scrape some out of the nuts with
them, go and take a shower andsoap.
Hit that shit God damn.
Stop, stop.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Okay, now.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
I got a visual you got to stop.
Calm down, that's not a good,safe word Stop you said stop
isn't a good safe word.
Stop Said, stop isn't a goodsafe word.
Not really.
That's not a good one.
Didn't help me none.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
That's why I had to switch to bananas.
That's the safe word, baby.
That's the new safe word.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Bananas.
You hear that now.
You remember that.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I don't need to remember it, joe.
Yeah, you do, no.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
You hear me say bananas, you need to stop.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Bananas, bananas.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
I thought pineapples was the.
I thought pineapples wassupposed to be a good, safe word
.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Pineapples are for swingers.
What was that Remember?

Speaker 5 (36:07):
that one video where the dude a good safe word.
Pineapples are for swingers.
What was that?
Remember that one video wherethe dude had the safe word.
It was something like crazy.
Mama City, mama City, some shit, yeah he couldn't remember it,
or something like that.
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
That shit was crazy.
So back to your story.
So the dude broke up with herthat night.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I don't know when he broke up with her.
He broke up with her that night.
I don't know when he broke upwith her.
He broke up with her and hecouldn't handle it.
He couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
That is a lot to handle For her he shouldn't have
had the conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
First of all, you shouldn't have had that
conversation.
Why are you asking thatquestion?

Speaker 5 (36:40):
when you don't want to know that I do have it.
You know how people give youlife advice and stuff, but they
say some fucked up shit whenthey try to give it to you yeah
what is your most fucked up lifeadvice shit you ever heard you
have to come back to me on that.
I don't have to think of this, Imean you know what about you

(37:02):
like me like my fucked up lifething was my dad, it's probably
why he didn't live with us, buthe said boy, women are like car
tires you need five of them,rotate four and one's a spare.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh, but you know what I'm saying that's probably why
he didn't live with us that'sexactly why he ain't live you
know that's 100% why he didn'tlive with

Speaker 5 (37:29):
us.
That's exactly why he didn'tlive.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
You know.
That's 100% why he didn't livewith us.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
I'm just saying that kind of shit.
Yeah, I get it.
What about you, some fucked uplife advice?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
My mom was crazy, so what did she tell you?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Like hey.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Mom should not be telling her kids Make sure you
cuff the balls.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh my goodness, like hey Things.
Moms should not be tellingtheir kids, make sure you cuff
the balls before you know it.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I don't think she had that.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
She didn't have that conversation with you.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
It was worse.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Oh damn, oh, no, no, no, no, no, Hold on, but yeah no
.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Every piece of life advice actually was bad, because
she's oh my, no, I mean pieceof life advice actually was bad
Because she's.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
I'm not saying it's good advice, I'm just saying the
way they presented it wasfucked up.
I understood what he was tryingto say, but that shit was
fucked up Like saying car tires.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Basically, if a man has money, let him treat you
however the hell he wants, damn.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That's pretty bad.
We get deep, damn.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Yeah that's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Hell, we get deep on this show, that's pretty bad.
Right there Y'all hear aboutthe P Diddy case.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Hey, listen.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I got some good life advice.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
I created a GoFundMe, hey here's.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
We're going to play certain clips so funny.
Now somebody, your brother,somebody put this on the group
text, so we're going to justgive you the funny clips of the
week.
Here's one of them, and it's areal good chuckle.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
So this text say I enjoyed your time.
I hope your pussy not mad at me.
What do you got?
Beat your fucking pussy up, nah.
So what the fuck have you beendoing loud?
Break your fucking glass.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I'm not going to lie to you.
We was going to do it, but itdidn't fit.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
What the fuck you mean it didn't fit.
It didn't fit.
Man, couches don't fit in doorsand shit like that.
What the fuck I fit?
What the fuck you mean I fit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck you mean itdidn't fit.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I mean his dick was too big, it wouldn't fit, oh
shit.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
That's how big dick pics matter, bitch.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
What the the dude on the back?
He's just rolling Every time.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I see that I start hey.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Wait, that's a Wait.
Whose is this?
Well, I know the.
I don't know who put it out,but shout out to Is it Bella
Butcher?
It says, hey, whoever the catin the back was, he had me dead,

(40:19):
If y'all seen it.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I mean, obviously it's not new, but what do y'all
think about this wholestereotype?
That shit is hilarious, sostereotype black people don't
change out their smoke detectorbatteries.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
They don't they what?
Every video you hear that.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Every video, that's all.
Every single video, every video.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I got one for y'all you hear that.
How many do you hear right now?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
I swear to God, I heard your house don't count.
It don't fit any stereotype.
I heard one yesterday.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
I swear to God, your house don't count.
It don't fit any stereotype.
I heard one yesterday.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I was like.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
I was like, ah, Gotta change it.
Yeah, hell yeah.
I'd even take the battery outand just leave it on the counter
, Like if I go to look and seeif I don't have any, to make
sure that you know, okay, yeah,I gotta you know, to go get a
battery to go throw in thereit's crazy, cause they're all

(41:11):
hardwired nah, nah, disconnectall that shit oh, you disconnect
all your yeah bitch.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Burn to the ground.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Burn to the ground hey, joe is something else I
hope your insurance companyain't hearing this that if it
burns to the ground, it burns tothe ground.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
The thought, views and opinions.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
How they gonna know it's disconnected.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Shit be melted, gone it's melted in the garage when
it was upstairs.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I ain't got a smoke detector out here in the garage.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
All five of them.
I changed them.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
There was no batteries in there.
You know, they're gonna checkthat too.
I changed them.
There was no batteries in it.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
You know they're going to check that too.
I changed them.
They're brand fucking new.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
See, that's a crazy stereotype.
You see that on everything.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Everything.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
It's a stereotype.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
What's the next clip?
Y'all ready?
Yes, now, this is my favoritecommercial.
I don't know why thiscommercial had me in stitches,
but shout out to Snickers Allright game hey do you guys want
to do a little?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
swap I mean, yeah, I could be into it?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Would I like move in with Tyler, or is it just more
you?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
know one-time casual thing.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I was talking about switching up teams for fun.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
His face.
Whose turn is it anyway?
Tyler's apparently.
All right, you guys want to doa little swap.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I mean, yeah, I could be into it, just like a
one-time casual thing with Tyler, or I was talking about
switching up teams for fun.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I don't like this game.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
They got two different versions.
Dog man listen.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
I saw the commercial yesterday and I was like you
know what.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Let me share with our Germany friends.
Shout out to Germany.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Those commercials over there be provocative.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
And this Well, actually, this one, this one,
it's actually here.
Is it here?
Yeah, but y'all that shit justbe having me in stitches Because
she man the chick, start.
Now.
Here's my question.
So you sitting up here, you andyour significant other going,

(43:47):
you know, visiting friends,y'all playing a game and they
talk about swapping and yoursignificant other like, oh yeah,
we can do this, talking aboutthe sexual swap Nope, hey, how
you Wait.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Hey, you saw the look on homeboy's face.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Man, I'd be like what the hell we doing?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Exactly.
So I mean one, I mean.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I gotta leave you here.
Yeah, you can do whatever yougot excited.
Yeah, you got too excited aboutthe swap.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
We already know what Joe gonna do.
How about you?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
About what.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Oh, no Joe.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Joe's swapping like a bug hey switch, don't even ask.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Be like, tell me, tell me Switch.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
We already know what Joe gonna do, what you gonna do,
jess.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I feel like situations are circumstantial.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You're using big words, hold on.
Dang Double down for us.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
I don't understand what you're saying.
You're going, you're in and out.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Hey, she's.
She's trying to put One foot inOne foot out, joe Shake it all
about.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Circumstantial.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Well, am I having A good sex?
Life With my partner, or am Inot?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
No, your partner Is sitting right there.
I know Do.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
I have a good sex life with him, so you guys go
out with some friends thisdoesn't make and they're like
let's switch.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
If we're having a bad sex life, I'd be like, okay,
let's spice it up, try somethingnew, since obviously this
fucking sucks.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
So you just go.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
But if it's good, then I'd be like nah.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I'm good, you just going to be.
That's kind of selfish.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
It's not, it is selfish.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
If I'm having a bad sex life with him.
He's having a bad sex life withme.
It's bad for both of us.
How do you know that?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
That's kind of selfish right.

Speaker 3 (45:44):

Speaker 5 (45:44):
He's getting his If you're having a good sex life
with him.
You'd be like girl, you got totry this, no.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Yeah, no, damn, no, well, damn, nah, nah, if it was
good she wouldn't want to giveit up.
Uh-uh, I'm just saying Damn Joe, you got some bad experience.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I feel like that's a conversation who's got bad
experience?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
You had a girl, say, girl, you need to try this who.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Me.
Yeah, have I had a girl saythat.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, I don't know.
That's good Joe.
It is good Because your womanshouldn't want you to If you was
hitting it right.
She ain't going to want nobodyelse man please, it's just that
good I got to share this shit.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
She got to share the goodness Joe.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
This creamy chocolate .
Goodness bro, you want to geton here too.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Say something and so I can get up and walk out.
Yeah, I think that.
Wait, let me see.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah, I think that might, that might be all my, all
my my funny clips.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
Oh no, you know what I do.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I do have Wait.
I do have one more.
One more funny clip Right here,and Let me see.
I do have a wait.
I do have one more, one morefunny clip right here, and let
me see.
Hold up, okay, here it is.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Is he off their crackers?
Show them everybody.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Bernadette, you had this goddamn job for three weeks
and you wonder why you keepgetting fired.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Please Did you hear what he said he talking about
Ritz or goddamn saltines.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Is he off their crackers?
Show it to everybody.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
How in the hell.
How in the hell.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
How in the hell, where the hell, you find this
shit at?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Man, this is all over the internet.
You know, we have a podcastright.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
We gotta entertain the people.
Joe, we've been doing thissince 2020.
I know we gotta evolve a littlebit.
Man, I watch stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
But you know, hey see , you gotta bring, you gotta be
like 2020.
I know, we got to evolve alittle bit, man, hey, people say
that to me, I watch stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
But you know, hey, so you got to bring some.
You got to be like oh, likeyour two topics, hey, we here to
make people laugh.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Did you see that it's for you to understand, I was
telling Bosco like with thefucked up advice and stuff,
whatever, if I had a son I'd belike, hey, man Women like
Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Gotta catch them, all Gotta catch them all you would.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
If I had a son.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Everyone.
Thank God that Joe does nothave a son right now I believe
me, Because he'd be playingeverybody.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
I thank him too it really is a double standard.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Everybody playing everybody.
I thank him too.
It really is a double standard.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Everybody, it is I thank him too.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
It is Because you got a boy, I got a boy, you got a
girl, steve got a girl.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
What kind of advice you?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
give your son Chris.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
What kind of advice you give your son Be careful.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
That's it, I don't.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Are you serious?
Is that what you?

Speaker 3 (48:53):
gave.
That's all.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Wrap it up, you better tell that boy to do it.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I mean like dads with sons are like Nothing.
Dads with sons are like oh manyou were with.
Tracy yesterday.
What do you mean?
You're with Sophia today, dang,that's what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah, I'd be like, and thenif it's a daughter, just be like
you're talking to somebody youain't give a dad to tell you oh
yeah, no, oh hell no yeah no, no.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
It's mostly like that .

Speaker 1 (49:18):
So my daughter is not allowed to date till 35, 40
years old.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
What if your son had one of them hot teachers that
was giving that stuff away inschool as long?

Speaker 2 (49:29):
as he doesn't, don't tell his friends.
Okay, hey, you know what I'mgoing to tell him.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
What if a daughter was with a hot man?

Speaker 5 (49:38):
No See what the hell, it's a double standard.
This is what you do.
Sit your old ass down somewhere.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Hey, you sit up here and be like now.
You don't want me to tell yourmama, do you, when she live?
Oh, Take me over there.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
I need to.
I'll tell you what I'll be like.
You said, miss Johnson.
I said, hey, you come home witha motherfucking B.
I'm beating your ass, simple asthat.
So whatever you do, you betterget an A.
You gotta do the alphabet onthat motherfucker All the way to

(50:22):
A.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
You think it's bad, that it's a double standard.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I think it's yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
That sucks, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
I know we don't make the rules, I just think it's.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Wrong is wrong.
Like I don't make the rules, Ijust think it's wrong is wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Cause, listen your son, come home, dad.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Because if you're teaching, you gave me my first
blowjob.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Who was it?
I'm cracking a beer with him.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Miss.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Parker, now your daughter.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Lil Cece comes home.
Dad, I just gave my firstblowjob.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Well, she would never say that she grounded.
She grounded.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I'm taking her to the hospital.
So her mouth shut.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Okay, listen, if you have a son and a daughter and
you're doing that doublestandard, right?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
You're teaching your son.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Life is a double standard.
Oh, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Stop interrupting me tonight.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Life is a double standard, but like.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
So you're teaching your son basically to break
someone's heart, essentially.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
How.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Essentially Because you're teaching him to cheat.
If you're telling him to gowith the next one, go with the
next one.
Go with the next one, right.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I mean he's going to make his decision.
It's not cheating.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
And then you're with your daughter, like find a man
who treats you right.
Who's teaching these men totreat women right?
Who?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
The daddy.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
No, because you're teaching your son wrong.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
No, you tell him, I'm treating you, treat your lady
like how I treat your mother.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's not how it works.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Listen, if my son came home with a different woman
every night, I would sit downand talk to him.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
No, you can't do that , you can't.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
You need to.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
What are you going to say?
What are you going to say?
No, key Like what are you goingto say to?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
him.
I mean, I'd be like no, I'd belike what are we doing here, son
yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Like, come on, we need to slow down.
Like if he just like dating,yeah, I'm like kind of
arrangement he has.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
You got to have a conversation with him.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I'd have the conversation with him.
But again I'd be like what arewe doing here?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Got to catch them all , joe, you so wrong for your
shit.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
See there, you go right there.
See we trying to teach our kidsthe proper way.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I'm going to tell you some fundamental truths in this
life.
Dogs are made, not born.
Just remember that.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Hey, is that that?
Hey, do we need some?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I'm just saying.
Dogs are made, not born.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
The main difference is women can get pregnant.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Since.
When.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Joe.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
No, I'm just saying that you didn't even have to
make that statement.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I'm just saying.
That's why it's a doublestandard.
Women can get pregnant.
Women can get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Okay, so your daughter's infertile.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
She's infertile, then that gives her what Catch them
all?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
No, hell, no.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Stick the needle in them, put that implant in there
and call it good.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
No she's infertile.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
She can't get pregnant.
But, why would she be infertile?
She ain't be fucking 12, 13,whatever I'm talking about like
when they get 18, 19.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Like 18, 19 year like college age.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Once they graduate high school.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Well, I mean you know , you know they go to college.
I don't know.
I think they have thoseimplants to put them in around
15, 16 college age, Dang I thinkyou should be on birth control
Regardless.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
if you have kids like you, should put them on birth
control.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
No, no, no, Because kids are going to do kids.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
That's what the implants are.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
About what age you think?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
What age are they doing it?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
No, I said about what age should?
About 16, 17?
, 18, 16.
God.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
I don't know when did you start For?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
birth control like 14 .
Okay, Whenever you start yourperiod.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Nah, that's too young .

Speaker 3 (54:27):
My daughter started early.
After you started, my motherwas like eight years old High
school.
If you have a period, I'm notkidding.
I tried to say that on live,but that was like eight years
old.
I don't know.
It's just, I don't know.
I mean, it's all a mess.
I think you should just notencourage any of that.

(54:48):
Oh y'all, stay home.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
You're backtracking, ollie.
If you're going to give birthcontrol, give birth control.
Yeah, ollie.
If you're going to give thembirth control, give them birth
control.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Yeah, yeah, I think you should give your kids birth
control.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Like I said, you got to have all the tests.
You know some of the birthcontrol.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
I think it's just all different.
Talk to your kids about beingresponsible.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
That's all it comes down to yeah, that's worked
every single time that a parenthas talked about that.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
How responsible were you at 16?
.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
I was responsible for you at 16.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
I was very responsible, joe, you need to
quit that booze man.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
I came from a military family.

Speaker 5 (55:21):
14 and 15 I didn't know how to put a condom on, I
just pretended I did so you wasirresponsible.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Damn you was irresponsible, joe.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
I didn't know you had to unroll that motherfucker
Damn.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Damn.
I didn't know you had to unrollthat motherfucker.
Damn, damn.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I did.
You know I'm a man.
We don't read directions,instructions and shit man.
We don't do no instructions.
It took me four hours to putthis table together.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Oh Hell, no, put this table together.
Oh hell no.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
You put a condom on.
I sure did.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
No, I think today's youth is getting more and more
responsible.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
They ain't getting no more responsible.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
They worse now, bro?
No, they're worse.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well, because with the internet, Because I don't
hear they're seeing things a lotearlier than you used to be
able to.
One of my boys just graduatedhigh school.
One's still in high school.
I don't hear them talk aboutany of their friends getting
pregnant or anything.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Not to you.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
They're more.
I don't know.
They probably don't Talk to youabout it.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I ask them Like you guys got friends, you got, you
know you?
You sound like.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
You sound like An interrogator.
You got friends.
You got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
What's going on?
My kids won't tell me shit Atthe school.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
At the school house.
I'm not gonna tell you Cause Iknew plenty of people that were
getting pregnant when I was inhigh school.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Wow, around the wrong crowd.
Well, it's also where I live.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Depends on where you live and stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
That's why you know he live in a high tax bracket
neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
No, no, nobody getting pregnant in a high tax
bracket neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
They take care of those Right.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
See, exactly, they take care of those Like us.
It's silence.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Like us, you know.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
We don't have the funds to take care of it.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
We grew up in second aid housing.
That's the zip codes we live in.
I'm just letting y'all know,man.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
No business or no views Like man.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Let's see, it's hard, though, like man.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
See, I don't know, like I didn't have it's hard,
though, I mean I can see it.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
On the real thing.
It's like, I think it's.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I mean, I don't have kids Since the age gap.
It's like really.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
It's hard to yeah.
First you have to decipher thelanguage.
Yeah that's true, that's thefirst thing, you don't know what
the fuck they talking about.
Half the time you don't knowwhat the fuck they talking about
half the time.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You don't.
You don't even know big words,joe, you don't know what
nobody's talking about.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
That's cap.
That's cap.
You have to sit there anddecipher the language Bet, bet.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
We've been saying bet for a long time.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Yeah, we've been saying that a long time I can't
even think of anything.

Speaker 5 (58:12):
You talking about me.
You're a little behind yourdamn self.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I am, I'm hanging out with y'all.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You're learning Do you see anybody my age in this
room.
That's hurtful.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Oh, I'm sorry Y'all are young, looking young today,
looking young.
Thank you, I guess You're doingus a favor.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Come to your goddamn group home.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
I'm going to close my community hours.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Hey, that's why she show back up.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I need to go chill with my AARP friends, I'm
putting this on my resume ascaretaking experience.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
You know, what that's cap.
See See.
I feel bad, see See.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I feel bad, I'm weak.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
I'll put you down as a reference You're going to help
me out to my car.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
You can help an old man out to his car.
Do you need help?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
sir Can.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I carry your bag.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Joe, what we got in there.
What's your drink of choice?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Moonshine man, I want me to drink that.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Joe, a real one boy, let me tell you two of those you
can't drink this I can drink it.
Hair on my chest.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I can drink hair on my chest.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Yeah, we don't want to see that, not even that one
string when you get old and shit.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
I don't even want to see that one.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I want to get the one One little titty hair by the
nipple.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
I'm so sick of you.
Not even that one got that.
Gotta rip that mother out ofthere oh my goodness bikini, wax
your chest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
So tell us about this Love Island show you was oh,
love Island yeah, I love, loveIsland so what's so good about
it?
The?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
drama.
It's on Peacock, yeah okay,love Island on, yeah I love Love
Island, so what's so good aboutit?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
The drama.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
It's on Peacock yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Okay, Love Island on Peacock.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It's, I don't know.
This season is not evennobody's like falling in love
with everybody, but there's somuch good drama.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Is it yes?
How many seasons are they?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
This is season seven of USA.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
What's the premise of the show?

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
So basically you go into, you're trying to win
$100,000 with your couple.
So you're trying to couple upwith somebody, Make America
believe that y'all are actuallylike feeling each other, like
you guys will be a good couple,et cetera.
America votes on or wherever itis.
Well, there's Love Island UKand there's Love Island USA.

(01:00:55):
So America votes on USAobviously.
And you win the money with yourcouple, with your person.
Okay, but they go through allthese different challenges where
you have to couple up withdifferent people.
People leave the island, etcetera, et cetera.
They're on Fiji, they go toFiji and they film this.
And then there's Casa Amor,where the men or the women,

(01:01:20):
whichever one, get sent to adifferent house and all these
new people come in.
So they have bombshells thatshow up that are new people to
try and break up these couplesand it's just like so scandalous
Because, like whenever the menare in Casa, the girls are also
getting new men.
So the new men come in for thegirls and the new women come in
for the guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
You dirty, could you be?

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
on a show like that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
I'm weak.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
Joe, I would think you'd be the one person.
I'm weak.
I'd fail that test.
You'd fail, Joe, Shit yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I'm weak.
I failed that test.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
That's good.
You a fail, joe Shit, yeah, I'mweak, weak.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
You'll be kicked off the island.
Episode two People are like Ilove you.
People are like Joe got to goAmerica want me back.
Joe got to go home, americawant me back, they're keeping
her out for viewing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Joe will fall in love with the first woman as soon as
he go off to that house.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
So is it like how they have the Bachelor and
Bachelorette?
Is it just a different concept?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
It's different.
The Bachelor and Bacheloretteis different because that's one
woman being pursued by like 20guys and one guy being pursued
by 20 girls.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Love Island is they're all messing around.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I thought I saw challenges where it's like you
have to kiss all these differentpeople.
Everybody swaps and spiteverybody, and their mom is
swapping spit and it's just allbeautiful like, oh my god.
And then it's just, there's somuch drama people and listen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
People don't even look like that it's just good,
that's like they get thesepeople.
People do not look like thatGorgeous people.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Like every single day there's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
The guys are all like ripped, the girls all have.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
In this season.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I saw one on the news .
He just got.
I saw him on the news.
He got interviewed this weekend.
I don't like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I don't like that one .
I don't like that one.
You know him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
No, I don't know any of them personally.
If I did know them, you letLove Island age.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
No, you wouldn't go on Love Island.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
No entrance.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
I'd go last season when they had all the hot guys.
They don't have the hot guysthis season.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Oh, it's just hot girls.
What are you figuring?
You and I grow, that's not thatgood they just need to do it.
They did a show with regularpeople.
Don't take my word for that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Everyone has preferences, but not my
preference.
I'm also swapping suits witheverybody and your mom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
If you on the show, though, what disease you got you
on the show?
You have to do it for the show.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
No, you know, they make them, do all them.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Oh they make them, do all them.
Oh yeah, they make them do allthat.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
I don't think I'd be good at that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah, you get jealous easily.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
No, it's for that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
That camera, though, Like you mean I have to go, I
have to wake up at 6 am theyturn all the lights on
everything.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Be hot in an hour and go look hot for all these
people walking in here and thengo to this challenge and try to
look hot during this challenge.
That usually it's all nastyshit and then you got to go back
to the villa, change again, gethot again and then go back and

(01:04:42):
do the night stuff and then goto bed and try and look hot
while you're sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
It's not like you're afraid of a little hard work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
That's a lot of hard work.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Yes, I am afraid of a little hard work.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Yes, I am.
I'm a lot afraid of hard work.
Yes, I am afraid of a littlehard work?

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Yes, I am.
I'm a lot afraid of hard work.
Okay, yeah, you just want theeasy route out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Come pick me up, I'm just kidding, okay, so listen,
so you're getting a freevacation out of it, right?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
And a chance to win $100,000.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
And a chance to win $100,000.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
And find love.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
I don't have the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
And get famous.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
I don't have the fakeness in my soul to do that.
You ain't got no fake.
Yes, you do.
I'm supposed to act like I'm inlove with this person after I
just met them last week.
No, you never know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Sorry, you might meet somebody.
It's for the camera.
No, you might meet somebody,you might see it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Do it for the gram Francois might be right Francois
might be right.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Love at First Sight, right there on the thing.
Yes, and they got one of themtoo, don't they?

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Don't they have like a marriage at First Sight?

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
They have.
Love is Blind.
Love is Blind I like, love isBlind.
I like Love is Blind too Isthat, the one that's on Netflix,
which?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
one is on Netflix.
Yes, love is Blind Are they onan island, don't look at me like
that, joe.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
I know I saw, I don't know, that's why I thought you
know damn well, do not look atme like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Well, they have Temptation Island.
Temptation Island is good.
Hey, that's your life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Let me live.
Temptation Island is good.
What is that?
That's on it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
It's pre-existing couples.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Going in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Oh yeah, new people come in trying to tempt them out
of their couple that they'vealready been in for years.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I'm definitely not doing that, no.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
But you win money, I mean if you go on that show,
there's something wrong withyour relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Obviously yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
You're looking for a reason.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
But Love is Blind.
I like, because they don't seeeach other.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Hey, that's when you sit up there and I wonder, on
Temptation Island, how many ofthem couples I mean, unless you
really got to prove it orwhatever aren't truly, truly
couples.
But they'd be like, hey, we'regoing to act like we're a couple
.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Just your best friend .

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
You're like, let's go , man To go on this show Because
they don't I mean they don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Nah, because I think they're vetting these people
like crazy.
They have to Because on Love isBlind, a couple seasons ago
there was two people on therethat knew each other.
So when they went to the podsso they go into the pods for
like two weeks they have to datethrough these pods they don't
even see them right.
Right and they started talking.
They're like oh, oh, it's oh.

(01:07:10):
And so she made accusationslike like oh, he came on this
show because of me, trying toget back with me and all this.
There's all types of drama onthere.
You know which one I'm talking?

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
about.
I didn't see that one I'mtrying to think what season it
was, but yeah, wow, yeah so damn, but then they're talking about
.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
You know how people go in these pods.
They start talking and they,you know, like, oh, you're only
on here to be famous, and stufflike that, and which, which,
it's true, a lot of people areonly on there to be famous.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
That is very true.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Them people.
They are, yeah, so they'retrying to vet.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Trying to get their Instagram numbers up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
They're trying to vet these people a lot more, just
like oh no, we want people thatreally come on here for the
experience, right, not for Ialso wouldn't be able to be on
the violin I could.

Speaker 5 (01:07:53):
I'd be in the pool all day.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
No judgment here you wouldn't, get me out of that
pool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
You would send me home, but at least I was in the
pool all day.
No judgment here.
I'm not in the pool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Hey, I know that's my dirty little secret Love is
blind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Anybody see 28 Years Later.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
No, no, don't spoil it, I want to see it so bad I
ain't going to spoil it.
Is it good Listen?
I just watched 28 Days.
I'm not going to spoil itSaying it's good is not spoiling
it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
I want you to form your own opinion.
I finally watched the Amateurs.
Though it's good, I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Oh, the Amateurs is good.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Yeah, I finally watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That's good the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Amateurs.
That is good.
So I just watched 28 Days.
I'm going to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
And then you have to watch 28 Months.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
I want to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
It's only three 28 Days, 28 Weeks, 28 Years.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I just watched 28 Days.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
So now you got to watch 28 Weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
One of my favorite Killian Murphy movies.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
The Craven dude Is in the new one, 28 years later.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
He's in Craven.
What's his name?
Aaron.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah Him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Whatever the hell, taylor yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Well, I don't understand.
So there's zombies, thoughright Kinda.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
It's a rage virus Kinda is yeah.
They're not able to controlthemselves.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
So, yeah, think about it remember when them people
was on them bath salts yeahremember back in the day when
people was doing the bath saltslike that.
That's pretty much that's whatwas in my head.
Formula One yeah, brad Pitt,that's that today and Damson
Edris, yeah, it comes out thisweek Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
They've been advertising.
Oh no, Hell yeah, I want to seethat.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Yeah, I want to see that Jurassic Park.
That's next week.
I want to watch Jurassic ParkElio, let's see what else is out
.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
So the last Jurassic Park, they brought everybody out
back, right?
Or was that a couple JurassicParks?

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
They got my girl in this one, though, scarlett
Johansson.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Yeah, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, I agree.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Colin Yost must be enjoying that.
Colin Yost.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Oh snap.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Oh snap, she just had a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Hey, megan 2.0.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, megan 2.0was out.
I need to see it, megan 2.0.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Get that off my screen.
Get that little girl off myscreen Formula 1 how to Train
your Dragon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I saw that my screen Get that little girl off my
screen.
Formula One how to Train yourDragon.
I saw that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Was it good?

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
28 years later Ballerina.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I want to see Ballerina.
I heard Ballerina's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Elio.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Brightheart, I'll probably watch that Brightheart
is with.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Oh man, what's a homegirl's name?

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Who.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
I forget her name?
What?

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
is it now?

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Bright Heart, bright Heart.
I don't know.
I guess it got something to dowith a wedding.
That bring her back was good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:11):
Bridehead, oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Bright Heart.
What's her name?
Rebel Wilson.
That Bring Her Back was good.
Bridehead, oh, no, bride Heart.
Bride Heart, yeah, what's hername?
Rebel Wilson.
Yeah, rebel Wilson.
Okay, I didn't want to say AmySchumer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I didn't even see that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Yeah, no, there's some good movies coming out this
summer though, right yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Megan 2.0.
So no on Megan 2.0?

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
so no on Megan 2.0?
Hell, no, really I didn't.
She irritates me, it's annoying.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
You didn't watch the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Yeah, it's just annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
I'm about to beat your ass.
You got to be nice for thepeople in Germany, just because
I'm white don't mean, I looklike her.
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
You do kind of look like her who?
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Megan 2.0?
Not at all, yeah you do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Hair color, different Eye color, different Facial
structure, different Bodydifferent.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
No, I'm trying to think who you look like,
jennifer.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
No, I don't look like anybody.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
Megan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Stop Megan 2.5?
.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Megan 3.0.
Superman in a couple weeks andthen Smurfs a week after that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Oh yeah, the Smurfs.
So you gotta go out and seeyour movies.
I didn't know they was comingwith a.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Smurfs movie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Hey, I got a fun fact .
I don't know if I said thisalready.
Y'all know Gargamel madeSmurfette.
Yes, I did know that.
I did not, or if I did, Iforgot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Gargamel named Smurfette.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
He made her, he made her To catch him.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
Gotta catch him off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:46):
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
He tried to.
He didn't learn them out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
It's a woman, get shit Every time.
I'm going to give y'all a tiptoday, you learn them

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
out, it's a look, it's a woman.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
It's a woman, exactly .
Get you Every time.
I'm going to give you all a tiptoday.
My line this is going to be agood tip.
Oh no, go to VIP stream and youcan watch those movies on your
phone.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Now I'm going to tell you this there's nothing like
the movie experience.
I used to do that like themovie experience.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
I used to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Do you know, when you don't go to the movies, you're
robbing yourself of theexperience.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Oh, I go to the movies.
I'm the type person I go forthe popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
I'm talking to the people, but I know you love
popcorn, hey, especially, comeon.
You don't want to watch FormulaOne on your phone, do you?
I mean now, if you don't wantto watch Formula 1 on your phone
, do you I?

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
mean now, if you don't have, if you don't have
the means, why you give it thatlook?

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I was just putting it out there for the people that
don't go to the movies for thepeople that don't go to the
movies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Go to the movies at least to see Formula 1.
If you want to see, like Megan2.0, okay.
But don't, I want to see themovies At the movie I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Now there's certain movies I want to see at the
movie, like I want to seeSuperman.
You hear that that was a car.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
Yeah, that's how they call it Adobe Digital.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
I'm telling you Sounded just like it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Outside.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Yeah, man, that shit is so loud.
You been out there, I'm tellingyou Sounded just like it.
Yeah, that's what I'm sayingOutside.
Yeah man, that shit is so loud.
You been out there, I am left,what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Yeah, not for an actual race, but when I went out
there they were just practicing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
No, I went out there For a race.
That shit is so fucking loud.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
I've been out there For a NASCAR and a Formula 1 and
you think that's loud.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
I've never seen Formula 1.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
Monster trucks are louder than that.
Monster trucks are loud.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Yeah, I've seen monster trucks.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Monster trucks are loud.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
And them damn dirt bikes.
Just the whole time.
You just hear the ying, ying,ying.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
The F1, like the F1, because I was out at PIR
watching one of those F1 races.
The races, the differencebetween that and NASCAR.
Nascar, they race in packs,right yeah, so you get a little
break 4-1, and then them carsjust vroom vroom, vroom, them
things fly.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
They're so damn fast.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah they go, they fly, boy man.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
The crashes are louder.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Yeah, shit Sounds like an earthquake when they
crash Anyway, hey, we told youall the movies, we gave you all
our love island, that's right oh, we already talked about straw.
Oh, the poop cruise, I haven'twatched it they're still using

(01:15:28):
that boat there's no way they'renot using that boat they
wouldn't, demolish it, wouldthey?
I just watched a video.
They still using it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
That it was still like floating around.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Oh, the poop cruise boat.
Yes, really, what's the poop?

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
cruise boat.
I've heard people say it'sstill being used.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Hey, there's a boat Now.
I don't even know the wholestory, but once again y'all know
we don't fact check.
It got stuck at sea.
I guess the power went out andthen the toilet stopped flushing
and everything Okay, and Iguess it started backing up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
It was so bad you couldn't go inside.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
So that's why they call it the poop cruise you had
to stay outside.
Yeah, I want to see thatdocumentary.
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
don't they just sink it?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Because there's a whole bunch of people on a
cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Yeah, people stuck out there for four days.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
They were stuck.

Speaker 5 (01:16:19):
Now the people's off of it right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Well, it's happened a few years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
I guess, but it's on Netflix, just sync it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Oh, I don't know.
Anyway, thank y'all forlistening.
We had Joe, just Jess Sherrod,aka Silky.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
I haven't been Silky in a minute.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Yeah.
I'm always Silky man, I'm goingto have a hood.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Hey, I thought Silky was going to come out today.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Silky came out a little bit.
Yeah, I watched Love Island.
Yeah, love is blind.
Yeah, I watched Love Island.
Yeah, love is blind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Anyway, love is blind .
We are out of here Married atfirst sight.
Holla hey, max Peace.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Woof.
Yes, holla, talk your shit, max.

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