Would You Risk It All? Five Friends Face the 500K vs. 30 Million Question

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What happens when five friends debate the awkwardness of getting a massage from someone of the same gender? Pure comedic gold! This episode begins with a seemingly innocent discussion about massage therapy that quickly spirals into hilarious territory as the hosts struggle to explain their preferences without sounding prejudiced or homophobic. When one host describes his experience with a male massage therapist who used "deep pressure," the resulting misunderstandings and double entendres will have you laughing out loud.

The conversation shifts to a fascinating hypothetical scenario: Would you take a guaranteed $500,000 or flip a coin for a chance at $30 million? The hosts' answers reveal surprising insights about risk tolerance, life philosophy, and their relationship with money. What makes this segment exceptional is when they actually perform the experiment, flipping a coin to see who would hypothetically win the jackpot, complete with accusations of rigged coins and promises to share the fictional wealth.

Throughout the episode, the discovery of what appears to be a dead bird (or possibly a rat) floating in the pool outside becomes a recurring comedic touchpoint. The hosts periodically return to this bizarre situation, using it to springboard into discussions about everything from pet cemeteries to signs of bad luck.

Regional pride shines through with numerous references to Ohio, particularly when discussing athletes and celebrities with connections to Akron, Cleveland, and Fremont. The episode rounds out with entertaining movie reviews of recent releases like Happy Gilmore 2, critical analysis of preseason football, and nostalgic references to classic comedies that "they just couldn't make today."

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Well, christian is here.
Hello, Jess is not, so thattakes out that myth.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Sorry y'all can't speak on that one.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
They trying to play us, y'all trying to play us,
y'all trying to play us.
Steve showed up late, but Jessdidn't show up.
That is funny timing though, soI was just wondering.
I'm like, uh, three, two.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I ain't never late.
I don't know what you'retalking about anyway welcome to
the nobody's talking podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
We are here for another week.
Joe was actually on time today.
We got some background uh musicwith steve I'm trying to turn
this shit on that's usually me.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's still going.
Yeah, they ain't trying to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Is that?
Is that somebody's what you'renow that?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
actually might be Joe .
You think it's Joe Might be.
Nope, it's gone now, it wasSteve.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You probably got it.
Yeah clear, yeah, cause youknow some of them Be playing
like in the background.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
My phone has been tripping like that lately.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
All right, let's try it again.
Welcome to the Nobody's TalkingPodcast.
You have five of us here today,cinco Five, and we are live and
taped at the same time.
This is your boy, bosco, andsitting to my left.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
You know who it is.
It's Rod To my left this be theone they call Christian Sitting
to my left and B-Rodeo Sittingto my left Superman is in the
build Doo.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Doo Doo doo.
He said Superman, Doo doo manthat was the quickest
introduction ever.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And to my left is nobody, and we sound fucked up.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
You ain't dropped no look of the day Shit.
Oh, you weren't here last week.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Uh-uh oh, he dropped his bottle.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh man.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
All of it.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
A few people asked me how much did it wait?
Can you please say what it was?
And how much did it cost 1738.
It was 1738?
.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Like the rappers be saying yeah 1738.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That one, yeah, we just got to sing it.
Now we ain't playing it no more.
It was a leader so it wasprobably.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I want to say about 60, 60 something.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
So you dropped all of it?
Yeah, he couldn't say theleague.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
He said, if he had a straw, he would have souped it
up.
He said y'all lucky, I ain'tgot no straw.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
You know how, when a man gets sad, he got that one
tear coming down his eye.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, yeah.
He was sad for a minute.
Then he got some little drinkout the pantry.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Made lemonade out of lemons.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, then you know.
I know it ain't 1738, but hemade the best of it.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
You ever had douce?
Yes, what that taste like.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Douce make you loosey .
Or is that great goosey?
Douce is pretty good.
Do say make you loose, hey.
Or is that great Goose ispretty good, I got.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think it's the goose makes you loose, but I
think do say makes you loose, soyeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Is that a is?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
that a yak, yes.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Okay, country folk mix it with shine Damn.
What don't you mix with?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
shine.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Joe, I don't mix mix with shine.
Joe, I don't mix it with shine.
I said country folks, I ain'tcountry no more.
Oh, your country card has beenrevoked.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
All my life, I'm only country when I go home, joe
Civilized.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You've been sophisticated since you was a
guy but it don't matter, no moreman.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You go down there.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Next thing you know, start talking and sounding just
like I know man.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
You still got some country twang.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Nah, it's bad bro, I do it all the time as soon as I
get down, like girl.
You better stop when I'm downhome ain't no girl.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
You the most professional sounding negro I'd
have never sat next to.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hey, that's the truth , hey, that's what Sabre said.
So when is it?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Man bump Sabre.
When I see you on the court,sabre, we got to get Sabre back
on here.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Still my boy, but still you should have kept the
fro dog.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
What'd you hear?
All I got to do is comb it outAll I got to do is comb it out.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
All I got to do is comb it out.
All I got to do is pick it out.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's when you was Dr.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Umar.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Dr, Umar Now you done went on and threw some of that
carefree curl in there.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Had to soften it up for the he had to spray it for
the white.
Let's let Joe say it.
Did you rub your fingersthrough my hair.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
This is just what you're getting you rocking the
fro, bro, you should rock that.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Hey, I rock it sometimes.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Sometimes I rock it what at the Legion?
He depends on the crowd.
I don't know if I'd rock it atthe Legion.
Depends on the crowd.
They might be scared of me downthere.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Shit man.
They ain't scared of nobody.
I'm ready to let this shit go.
Are you about to cut?
What was you doing, you about?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
to pull a Harden Nigga.
This is just broke.
That's all this is.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Oh man, I got the broke.
Look, I'll take care of you.
This the broke look.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I know you used to always be like nice and clean
cut.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
You used to wear a wave cap and everything.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey, you need to say fucking and go get you a deuce
of the quarter.
Hell yeah, hey Bosco, you cancut hair Right, not?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
my own.
See you rock, a deuce of thequarter boy.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
No man, all I need is a loose cigarette just hanging
out on my arm.
Tell him, steve.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
With that haircut and that beard, you can rock a
deuce of the quarter bro.
Yeah, buddy, in case y'alldon't know what it is, hey, you
know you got to talk to thefolks.
A deuce in the quarter Electric225, baby Beer it.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Hey, you know what?
Joe be sitting up here sayingstuff like you know, everybody
would know and he don't know.
We have listeners in Germanyand he just talking to us at the
table.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well, well, you know, I mean, I know we tell the
folks that was a statement backin the day.
You had to do some quarter boy,you was a pimp?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
When was Joe back in the day?
When was I born?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
I'm going to go with probably 2000.
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
No he was still born in the 90s, like what, 96, 97?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
90 on the dot oh, 90.
Yeah, 90.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, I got my first DUI there.
Damn, he said my first.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Hey, hey, and just so we know.
You bringing back bad rumorsShout out to the lady who needs
a young man with a little bit ofgray in their beard.
I'm a candidate.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh yeah, you know what I'm going to tell you this.
We're going to send a shout outto Sterling Serrano.
I fold laundry Because andchairs Sterling has been on the
road lately.
He has been sending someTikToks of some beautiful young
ladies.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Now I don't even have TikTok, but we got to get it,
though we got to get it.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, we do need it.
Yeah, we do need to get aTikTok Because it's time for us
to go to.
Joe wants to stay right here.
No, I'm good either way.
We about to go video.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Joe, don't want to sit up here.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I mean, you know Cause?
None of us are famous.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
So I can.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
You gonna do something.
Let's go viral.
You'll be the next viralsensation.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I gotta Fuckin.
I can get my hair done andeverything.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Hey Joe, you a fan favorite, I told you.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Get my hair done and shit.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
We about to ride Joe Cotell Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I understand what women go through now.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
What's your hair?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Fuck yeah, the motherfucker charged you
$40-something just to trim thesides my son just got his locked
up.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh, did he yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Man, if it's a half head it's like 50, 60 bucks it
cost $90 just to get it started.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Refresh.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Really yeah, Lock started yeah, damn, I ain't got
that problem.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
We cool See that's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'm thinking about going that route.
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh, like right here.
Yeah, you going to get someclippers.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
How do you think you look?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
bald.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Fucked up.
Really, why my scalp is fuckedup?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
You like Matthew.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Roach somebody you don't need that.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, you don't want what you got.
What is?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
it called Zima or Eczema, eczema.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Zima, that's a beer.
Huh, I've never seen Steve withhair, so I don't know how he
would look with hair.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I saw a picture when he had it.
If it really, yeah, I got somefor you.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I could go, either, or because my hair.
I'll show you a picture.
In high school I just alwaysyeah, back in, just kept my hair
like real, real close back inthe day, sorry.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Joe back in his day back in my day back in my day I
was rocking the rose cornrows.
Yeah, really, yeah, my shitused to be right here oh damn,
yeah, I remember that was.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I was rocking the rose in your day too, I ain't
had cornrows since I wasprobably four or five.
But I cut mine when I got hiredat a place I refused to mention
and I thought I really mighthave had to cut them, but then
it turned out I didn't have todo that.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
And then you was like man might as well just go ahead
and let them go now Cut my hair.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
So what made you let it lock this time?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I was on accident.
Okay, I just got a twist.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
And then shit locked up.
He's twisty, he's twisty.
You know what I'm saying, doyou?

Speaker 2 (09:57):
ever think about cutting your hair Back to like
how it was.
Nah, I don't think you likehaving hair.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
So what is it?
Is it like the women are drawnto it Because I'm going to tell
you, some guys let their hairgrow, because, actually, in my
experience, most people are justscared the fuck out of them.
Really, I think it's.
Would you let a nigga braidyour hair?
No?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
What the fuck Roach?
Why the fuck would you even saythat?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Nigga, this is a podcast.
I am the host, so I have to askquestions.
So what if it was like ahairstylist and it was a dude?
That's what I'm talking aboutthe hairstylist.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
So my barber did my son's locks so he had it locked
up.
He don't braid, he ain't haveto sit between his legs did he,
no, no, he's had it in hisbarber chair.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Oh, no, yeah, I'm not doing that.
No, I mean for locks, listen, Imean when.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
I got my hair braided .
I used to sit between my legs.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
See, we're going to give him a pass because he once
he's turned for locks, thoughhe's supposed to say something
to you.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
He said, dad, I don't feel comfortable for locks.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't feel comfortable for anything like
dad.
This is bullshit this manplaying in my hair.
The only time a man is touchingmy hair is if I'm getting a
haircut okay, so would you get amassage by a?

Speaker 4 (11:21):
man, nope, no well, I , I had to.
Yeah, did you like it?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Damn right, asian motherfucker was working it bro,
did he touch your inner thigh,did he?
Yeah, hold on, hey wait.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
All I want to know was was there any type of
excitement?
Because they say when you get amassage there's excitement.
That would be a wax, but no,okay now.
So now, I'm sure a woman hasgiven you a massage before.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Did you get?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
excited.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
No, I had to focus.
I think it's a way they touch.
I think that's they have spotsthey can touch, because I'm it's
a way they touch.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I think that's yeah, they have like spots they can
touch, Because I'm not really abig massage fan, and I think
they know where they at, but hedid give me a.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
What's the little transfer?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, transfer,transfer.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, like he did give me a no.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
No, he gave me a transfer thing.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Let's clear it up.
I don't know if y'all named him.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Two weeks ago he was on one.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I'm going to tell you this.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
He was on his love and shit.
He messed it up.
I'm going to tell you how hemessed it up, because he didn't
even let me finish.
He gave me a transfer and I wasabout to say the place but I
was like, well, hold on, I'm notgoing to say the name of the
company.
Yeah, they got to give us money.
But he gave me a transfer forthe little and I just gave the.

(12:51):
I paid him 20 bucks, but theold lady was, you know she was
pretty good.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
I'm trying to gay everything.
He is still on his Love Islandshit though.
See, I like that.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
We weren't trying to gay it up.
He just interrupted.
You see that, wayne, even letme finish, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
You're right.
So you've been massaged by aman before what was it
Transferred?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
massage I have been massaged.
No, I have.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
I mean like in sport, Like sport.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
No, it was just a couple months ago.
A Dude, that's something,that's good.
Nah, that motherfucker was good.
I don't even like gettingmassages.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I love it, you said I got magic hands.
I mean, I like them.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Just by women, though I ain't never had a massage by
a guy, so the only reason why Ihad a massage by a guy is
because I needed really deeppressure.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, Because I was but can't women do really deep
pressure?

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, I always.
I'm like, hey, I need a woman,that's the first thing Hold on.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Hold on, Because he did say really deep pressure you
just said the little Asianmother, it didn't sound right.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
He said deep pressure .

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Hold on.
Why would I say so?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's gay Really deep pressure.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Because you just need to stop.
Hold on Because you like I needthe deep pressure.
You did emphasize deep and youtalking about deep, he go deep.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
All I said was I like the little?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Asian dude he too good.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, Hold on.
No Quit saying you like thelittle Asian dude.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
He was a little Asian dude.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Quit saying it like that.
I like the little Asian dudebecause he.
That motherfucker was good Shit.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm weak dog, but he didn't go deep oh man well, he
was a little asian dude man, butno like for me like I try not

(14:42):
to think about it In my headit's just a massage.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Hold on, hold on so you are getting excited.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You got to consciously think about not
getting excited.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
No, I don't think about that it's a man massage.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
No, I know it's a man.
I know it's a man he got thatfucking piece of metal and
started fucking scraping andshit yeah that shit felt good
yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think he used that more than he used his hands.
I know you got some massagefriends.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
And yeah, a little motherfucking demon lady.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
That motherfucker had a.
That thing was about this longand the motherfucker that
motherfucker went Hold on holdon.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You talking about the little massage thing.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
It wasn't no, okay, okay, big piece of metal.
Shit about the little massagething it wasn't Okay, big piece
of metal.
Oh damn, that shit felt good.
I don't give a fuck what you'retalking about.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
This episode ain't gonna even sound right.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Nope, nope.
That's why we gotta get thevideo.
I was gonna say this is theperfect, perfect reason why we
gotta get video.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Hey y'all hey, we can talk about podcasts and shit.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I don't know if you the one that sound gay.
Hold on, no hell, no Hell no.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You cutting me off like hey, if you should, let me
finish.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
You got Bosco sounding gay.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, this whole thing has been an innuendo.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I'm like, hey, I'm telling you ain't nothing wrong
with being gay?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I guess no.
Listen like they say love whoyou love, no you just want to
love who loves you back.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Fuck the dumb shit.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But everybody has a personal preference.
Love who the fuck loves youback.
All I'm saying is, if I'mgetting a massage man, the lady
can sit up there.
She can put her knee in yourback, Don't they do like the
elbow?

(16:27):
Yeah, they do it all.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah, that's it the little skinny white chick that
did me.
Now she put that elbow in thereand that she was she put her
whole, her whole ass in thatelbow.
Huh, that was painful, yeah,and when she was doing it it
looked like they get it.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And then I got done and I'm like, oh, like they get
thrilled out of that.
Like that shit felt good.
Like, oh, this is a big guy,let me go ahead and bend him up
like damn.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
And then they make fun of you, if you like, ah,
yeah I know I'm being.
I remember I was getting amassage once and I was having a
conversation with the massagetherapist and it was a female.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I said you didn't have to say that I'm just
letting you know.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
He does.
Now Let me clarify Hold on.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I asked her.
I said what do you likemassaging when it comes to
people and body types?
Do you like muscular men orlittle dudes?
She said I'd rather massage alittle dude, because a little
dude you can give him Lesspressure and it's more pressure
For them.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
A big dude Like someone Like you Because you got
to Work through the muscle.
You got to work.
Yeah, it's exhausting.
Yeah, they probably Leave or belike, but see I had the
opposite thing.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I asked the lady the same.
No, I didn't ask a shit, shejust thought going in and she
said I like it when y'all gotbig muscles like that.
Oh yeah, she knows where tofocus.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Beefy, she could feel the knots I misread that sign.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
You're like man.
I want to get one of them ones.
I wish you would have saidsomething a year ago.
I misread that sign.
I want to get one of them ones.
I wish you would have saidsomething a year ago.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Walk on your back.
I want to try that.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
A little Asian walk on my back.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, they got to be little.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Ain't nothing wrong with saying Asian.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, yeah, they got to.
They have to be little Causeyou get a chick like Like 5'9",
5'10.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm like girl, you ain't getting on my yeah, you
ain't getting on my back.
You ain't getting on my backEven a lot of Asian girls,
though they hold on to likelittle pipes up top.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
So that'd probably be too much for a 5'9".
So where's that place at, Idon't know?
On the internet somewhere.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
You said they would be holding on to pipes.
I didn't say I knew where itwas, I just seen it on the
internet.
Oh, you had me excited for aminute.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
I'm sure you'll find this motherfucker Right.
Yeah, I know one on 59.
He dumb clicks away.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
You're just going to put him out there like that?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm like Didn't say a name, he just said 59.
He was going to be driving a 59like okay, there it is.
I don't know where we are.
It could be 59th in ClevelandOhio.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Tell them tell them uh, nobody's talking, podcast
sent you, If they offer get us afull body wash.
It's one of them Full body wash.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yeah, oh, that's one of them.
Happy endings, huh, it's one ofthem.
That's what it means.
They do the full body wash.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
You want to do the full body wash.
Yeah, oh yeah, you take offyour clothes, oh yeah, they lay
you on that hard-ass piece ofplastic.
Oh yeah.
Wash you down and shit theyspray you down like a goat.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
It's one of them and those who've been to one of them
know what the fuck I'm talkingabout.
If you know, and ain't no shamein it I felt good when I left
that mother and strangely, Ifelt clean, right, cleaned out.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
If you know, you know the royal penis is clean your
highness.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Hold on we didn't say none of that.
What you looking at.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah what y'all looking at Pool.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
The dead bird in the pool.
That thing is a dead.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
That motherfucker ain't backstroking the dead bird
in the pool.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I think it's a dead.
I don't think it's a dead bird.
That motherfucker ain'tbackstroking, it just fell out
the tree.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
No, it's been floating for a minute.
That's a big motherfucker.
What is that?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
It's a bird, it looks like a bird Is it.
It looks like a bird Either abird or some sort of rodent.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Let's just hope it's a bird.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Oh, or a rodent.
Let's just hope it's a bird.
Oh hell, no, no, that's a ratGod damn, that's a rat, ain't it
?
Can I see the tail?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
I thought that was the tip of the wing, so yeah,
that's crazy as hell.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Hold up.
That's a big-ass rat floatingin the pool.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
God damn.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's my little giant swim to the the end.
You didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Maybe he's just taking a dip.
Don't go out there, it might bestill alive it might be.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Hey, y'all remember that, mark Depp episode with the
red phone.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
See how long he can hold his breath.
Let's go jump off the pool.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
We seen this movie before.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
That nigga gonna get eight.
We seen this movie before.
That nigga gonna get eight.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
He about to jump out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
He finna get eight though Damn.
See, you know how the blackfolk, we all, die first he went
and looked at us.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
He's supposed to run from it, not go.
Look, don't go to it.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
You went out there to that motherfucker.
You know we die first in themovie.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Not, no more.
Not no more.
Bullshit, not no more.
What's that sound?
We died like seven hey.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
We done, went to second now.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
No seventh.
It's a bird.
Ladies and gentlemen, do y'allhear that upstairs man?
I feel so sorry for that birdman.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It probably died of heat exhaustion man you should
have dried it with a rat.
That was a rat.
That motherfucker was going tosell his house and move.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Now that y'all said that, it does look like a rat,
doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah, I kind of figuredit was a bird.
Yeah, yeah, because they'd beflying back there.
It was probably.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
You had a the rat was that big back there.
Oh, that should be ate up ohyeah not one of them trees to be
alive right now now you know wehave questions.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
last week we asked, we asked about your five-hour
road trip artists that you wouldlisten to and artists that you
would not want to listen to forfive hours.
Oh, mine is.
Oh that you would listen to forfive hours, that you would not

(22:43):
want to listen to for fiveseconds.
Oh Drake.
Yeah, he don't like Drake.
Oh, I love Drake.
What's wrong with Drake?
He doesn't.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Nah, we ain't gonna go into it?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, we ain't got time for that.
I what's wrong with Drake?
He got some.
Nah, we ain't going to go intoit.
Yeah, we ain't got time forthat.
I think, man, he grew up withDegrassi and shit.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Actually, I never watched a single episode.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Now I did find out that he was on there for seven
seasons.
I had no idea.
Yeah, I didn't even know whatDegrassi was.
I never watched it either.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Nah, my kids watch it .

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It was on tv here, yeah, but he's from canada, yeah
my kids watch it so it's not acanadian show.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
It is, but we get canadian tv.
Oh, I don't know come on bosco.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
What I don't watch?
Nothing canadian bbc.
You don't want canadianfootball I mean that's different
every night again.
Yeah, but I'm saying like a TVshow, no, I might have seen a
movie or something, right?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah, no, hell, no, trying to think what series you
might say that's Canadian.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, I was going to say yeah, bbc that's the news.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
That's.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
British.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, that's what I was saying that's not Canadian.
It all depends on what partywe're in.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, I know you don't want to be sitting up here
watching or listening to BBChere in America.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
No, you don't want to say BBC in America.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Exactly, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Hey where you going, BBC.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Now some white women might want the BBC, but I take a
BBW every now and then.
Where the white women at no theBBC, but I take a BBW every now
and then when the white women?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Anyway, we're going to go ahead and let Shirai
answer his question.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
You're going to Google BBC.
I know what BBC is.
We had a whole conversationabout the BBC, my softball team.
I bet you do.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Is your team?
Is it co-ed?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
No, why would y'all have a conversation about BBC.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry If y'all think theyco-ed.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Don't worry, you got to make a strong case for
yourself right now.
You got to be a part of theconversation, you understand.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I ain't going to be a part of the conversation with a
bunch of niggas talking aboutBBC.
Your name is Bennett and youain't in it.
I'm glad, I ain't Glad, damn it.
We get BBC jerseys too.
Google wherever the fuck youwant to.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Google right now, the BBC's, the BBC's, that's what
we are.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
At least four of us on the team Wait.
So y'all call yourselves BBC'sand you ain't all this.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Y'all call the white guys.
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
It's meant to be a double entendre.
Right, so morally wrong, soit's meant to be a double
entendre.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Right so.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
We have In our softball league.
There's 16 teams.
Come tournament time they havethe upper bracket and they have
the bottom bracket.
We usually win the bottombracket, so we call ourselves
Bottom bracket champions, butthen I use it as a double
entendre, like we the BBCs.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
So I created the jersey that said the BBCs bottom
bracket champions.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
But then I had a logo of a cockatiel, a black
cockatiel with a bat.
You know that's clever, I'llshow it to you.
It's actually pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
They're not better with a black rooster.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Hey, the white dudes on the team didn't want to do it
.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Most of them, you should have made them wear a
white one, and you all wear ablack one.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Make the white logo very small.
Yeah, just big enough to fit onyour shoulder right there, it
was good huh.
Steve, yeah, it was good.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
But actually I had a black cockatiel that was white
though.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I know, but I had one in black.
Steve, you ready to throw oneof them shirts on, huh.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I'm getting one.
Look like you're going to getsued by Slim Pickens Slim
Chickens.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh yeah, like Slim Chickens or yeah Slim Chickens
coming for you.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Listen, that logo was made by ChatGPT.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Slim.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Chickens is coming for you.
Hey, tell ChatGPT to make us alogo.
Man, listen, it's time for usto go to the next level.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Chat GBT.
So we're going to have Joe notget us canceled by talking about
all the guests.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I'm not going to talk about the guests.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
He didn't sat up here , he didn't offend everybody.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
No, I have not.
No, because they all.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Christian didn't offend Drake.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
No, no, no.
The thing is, everybody want tobe treated equal, but you can't
take no motherfucking criticismand shit.
You know, all of them do thesame shit.
Every one of them Women,rainbow people, all the
motherfuckers do the same shit.
Told you we're canceled?

(27:32):
No, I'm just saying we'recanceled.
The rainbow people Told youwe're canceled?
No, I'm just saying we'recanceled.
The rainbow, the Smurfs, ohshit.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
No, but then it's.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I just and you know, hey, y'all want to hear
something though.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
the, the, the, the, the, the,the the the the the oh, I just
want to be treated equally.
Then you go, hey, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Well, what is equal Special needs, what is equal
yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:56):
You know, then you can't say like you know, just
like the movie Something AboutMary, when the dude ran through
there and scored the touchdown.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
You can't say Downsy.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Special my ass, but anyway.
But I'm just saying though,like I mean it's just like the
little people, that comediandude, the little guy, that
motherfucker, funny as amotherfucker.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, he's funny White cat right.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, he's funny.
Funny as a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
And who watched the damn?
What the hell is it?
Oh, the Steve Harvey.
Wait, I played that already,didn't I?
No, what's up, steve?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Harvey.
What does Steve Harvey do now?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
What my?
No, what my my.
Guy on there, david Arquette.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
David Arquette.
When he did the um, I was.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I was watching it the other day.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
He did Family Feud.
Yeah, oh I ain't play it.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Oh, hold on, we got a clip there.
Try to go ahead and ask yourquestion.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
All right.
Do I need a drink for this?
Just take a drink.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know you want to.
Yeah just take it.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh excuse.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
You're going to take a drink anyway.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
What's this question?
Sherrod, I'm kind of glad youquit.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
You mean Tesla, steve .
Yeah, I'm kind of glad you quit.
You mean Tesla, steve.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad Tesla Steve quit because,
man, I've been fucking fucked up.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Oh, if he was drinking his AMFs.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Shit, yeah, oh, steve , you quit drinking.
He's just social.
He just slowed down, I justslowed down.
Yeah, gotcha, you know, oh,stevie quit drinking.
Ah yeah, he's social.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
He just slowed down, man, yeah, that's how.
I'm feeling I just slowed down.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, Gotcha, yeah he be all right.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Ain't no thing.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
All right, got a question for y'all.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Would you take 500K no questions asked, or flip a
coin and get $30 million 500K.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I said the same thing , Even though Sherrod asked me
earlier in the week.
I had all week to think aboutit.
Give me the $500K.
What you doing.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Christian.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Because you ain't really telling us what we're
flipping this coin for.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
For $30 million.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
When I get nothing though.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I mean, I came in with nothing, though.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
So I know what nothing feels like Okay, then
you fuck.
So I know what nothing feelslike Okay, then you fucking
around and flip the coin.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
So you flipping the coin.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't know, because if I see it, 500k right there.
No, all I'm saying listen, acoin flip, it's not a trick, no,
I know, it's like 500,000.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Or flip a coin for 30 million, you're going to walk
in the room, you're going to see500,000 on one table.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You gonna see 30 million on that table, that
table you gotta flip a coin.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You not gonna see anything.
You gonna see 500,000 there andyou gonna see that one coin
Nope 30 million.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
With the coin it don't make a fuck.
I'm taking the 500.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
No, I'm taking 500 too.
Give me the 500.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I don't fuck around in maybe Possibilities and all
that shit.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Listen, I'm thinking, listen, I'm thinking I've been
that way all my life.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I don't fuck around with that kind of shit Maybe.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I can do this.
You know what?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I mean yeah, you said you're taking.
I'm taking 500.
You're taking 500?
Yeah, I can, yeah, I'm takingit.
What you doing, stig?
That's a dumb ass question, man, really.
Well, guess what?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
This is a content-created show.
So now we flippin' coins.
Who wants to go first?
30 million, 30 million.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So it's 30 million tails.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Okay, I'll go for the 30 million.
Give me heads.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
All right, here we go , you ready.
Is it hitting the floor or the?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
table Shit wherever it in.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Wherever it in Flip it flip it.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You a broke motherfucker Damn.
50-50 chance.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Why you look at me?
Cause I knew he flipped thecoin.
I didn't like you.
He flipped the coin.
I didn't flip the coin.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
He looking at me Bad as hell.
I can't find my thing On theearlier.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I knew there's no reason why I ain't like this.
He looking at me Bad as hell.
I was saying that earlier.
That knew some reason why Iain't like this motherfucker.
He's looking at me bad as hellwith that coin with the tail.
This motherfucker done broke me.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Say that coin with the tail.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Hey let me see the coin.
Man, I think that's adouble-sided coin.
Who's next?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Who's?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
next.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Go ahead, you next Yep, all right.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
What you want.
I want tails, tails, $30million, $30 million.
All right, man, come on, comeon.
Come on, bro man, give me mything, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro,
bro, bro, bro, bro, Bro, bro Bro.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Bro, I'm taking the 500.
Scoop.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Man that coin didn't even flip.
Let me get it, let me get it,let me get it.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
All right, you want it.
What you got For 30 million.
I'm going to go tails, tailsyeah.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Tails never fails.
Failed me, damn Bro Bro.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
That's three for three.
What in the hell?
That's three, I mean I got towin.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Give me heads All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Give me heads, give me heads Come on, let's do it
Give me heads.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Here we go, here we go.
Oh shit, that's perfect.
Oh man, is that a?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
tail.
Oh wait, that is tail, that'stail.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Nigga, I think I hit that.
That's tails.
Yeah, that that's tell yeah,I'm 30 million.
I'm 30 million.
I saw, no, I saw the on thefront oh, you won.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, I saw this cat with him.
Oh you, you said heads.
Right, I said tails, you saidtails.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Yeah, that's what you saw that yeah, okay, no, you
lost too.
No, I'm gonna listen, bro.
All four of us broke.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
God, I came with nothing, I leave with nothing.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Oh my God, that coin is cursed.
All right, all right, hold on,here we go, you flipping your.
No, no, no, you don't get toflip it, you got to get somebody
else to flip it.
Let me flip it, let me flip it,yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Wait, hold up, let me get my Harlem.
I'm about to send all youmotherfuckers home.
Didn't I tell you them, kids,give me bad luck On air.
I'm rooting for you In my heart.
I'm not Hold up Hater alertListen somebody pull up a TikTok
so I can talk.
See, you got to understand that.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I hear you say it he going to take care of it.
Tell me that he gonna take careof us as soon as that money
come in hold up, pull up atiktok hold on.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I need some motivation, cause I don't know
what I want yet he gonna takecare of us.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Let's see hold on give me the Cheetos.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Give her the girl tweaking.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Twerking.
How about her?
Give her the girl tweaking.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh, keep it right there, give me heads.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Give me heads for heads Damn.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
We go heads, heads, heads.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Oh, this is.
Oh, wow, I'm rich bitch.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Is that heads?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Hell yeah, that's heads.
That's heads 30 million.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
I knew that something was going to win.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Hey, guess what Bitch I'm going to get me a Hummer EV
3X truck.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
We're going to come over here next Friday.
That house is going to be empty.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Now I'm about to sit up here.
Hey, first I like to.
And that bird is still going tobe in the pool.
It's going to be a lockbox onthe door.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Hey, ain't nobody giving in.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I'd like to thank Joey Chestnut for winning the
Nathan's Hot Dog Challenge onJuly 4th.
Hey, where's the young lady?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
at on he from Akron too.
She's still on there, he fromAkron.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
No, he ain't from Akron, but he's from Jersey.
We moving to Akron.
Go ahead, Sean.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Where she go, so you don't know.
If you slide into my DMs, I'mgoing to creep, I'm going to
creep on your page.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Let me find out A word.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
And you're in my inbox.
That's my speed there.
Let me show her my coin Name,your price.
You can keep.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
You can keep all over my page.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Hey, see the entertainment we give y'all.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Out of five of us niggas, you the only one.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
One time Told you no, listen what you want, man, I'm
just sitting here.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
We're going to come over there and get Sean Kears.
Just give me my $500,000.
Some $1,730,000.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I know right, I'm going to give everybody $500,000
.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Give Joe his leader of $1,738,000 that he would have
strawed off the floor and giveus 500K.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
You can't speak for me?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You'll turn it down.
You'll turn it down.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I want my 500K.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I bought a lot of 1738.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Last time I did a little bit of math.
I did.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Hey, we're going to have to go back and do the oh.
Hold on, you know the Joe yougot to run this time.
Man, oh, 400 on.
You know the Joe you got to runthis time man 400.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, our 400 challenge.
I'm waiting till this fall.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Because the world, the world championships, is
coming.
So when the world championships, you know see, I got this knee
right we got to do, we got to doour 400 meter challenge.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah man, I can't run .
That was rough.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
That was rough, it was rough, it was rough.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
How long we got prepared, what was our time?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
I have to go back and look what our times was I think
I said a minute 30.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
You said a minute 20.
Yeah, what'd you say?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Shit, I said 145.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
You said 145?
Come close.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah.
I think, I made my time.
Hey Steve took off Like hey, hewould have beat Usain Bolt in
the 200.
I'm like, wait, what is hedoing?
Hey Steve got over like the 200meters, isn't that just?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
terrible.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
No, he killed over first hey.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Steve came in at like two minutes or something,
because he was just chilling andthen he just started walking,
then we're like 30 yards andthen he ran in.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
I had to catch my breath man then she was burning,
I was like whoo whoo whoo,after I saw I'm glad you went
first, cause after he went thenI was able to pace myself like,
okay, I ain't doing what he did.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
None of us took off.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
How you determine who goes first.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I think Steve was like.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I went flip.
Steve just wanted to go.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
So I had to go first.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
So now you're going to have to go first Joe.
Y'all need to be there all day.
Walk around that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
We seen you walk to the top of the hill, so we know
you can make it one lap.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Yeah, you can make one lap.
I can do one lap, but it'sgoing to take five minutes.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
It ain't going to take you five minutes to walk,
no one lap.
Oh man, I'll give you.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
You're telling me it'll take you one minute and 15
seconds.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
And 15 seconds to walk 100 yards.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Pretty much.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
I'm going to give you three minutes.
I'm giving them two thirds.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I do not move fast, okay, man.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, but what you out there, man Joe, In your mind
.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
No, but I just don't move fast.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
That's just not me.
Doug, we used to watch you runaround them bases you used to
fly.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
That was back in the day.
Wait, hold on.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Christmas.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Day or your day.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
That was back in Christian's day Okay.
Yeah, no, that is true, it wasback in.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Christian's day, christian, what you think you
can do at 400?
Shit, do you cardio trainBecause I know you.
Shit, do you cardio trainBecause I know you strength
train.
Do you cardio train?
I mean I walk on a treadmill.
He said, I dabble I walk on atreadmill, I drag a sled outside
, but nothing, nothing that time, nothing strenuous.

(39:52):
There's Christian being therelifting 405 like it ain't
nothing.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like remember homeboy , 405 Like it ain't nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Like Like remember Homeboy 405 around the track
Shit.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Who went to the?
Who?
Was that in the gym?
The receiver for the Eagles?

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Oh yeah, aj Brown, aj Brown.
Yeah yeah, I don't know.
I think I would give myself Twoflat.
Oh okay, two, two flat.
Yeah you can make it, you canmake it two.
I don't know, I think I wouldgive myself two flat.
Oh, okay, two flat.
Yeah, you can make it two flat.
Yeah, I could make two flat.
If I had to pace myself, Iwould have made that easy.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
But I didn't.
Yeah, Steve just bottomed out.
He took off.
You know how you see runnershit the wall.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Woo man.
Steve hit the wall, the wallbehind the wall.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
And I hit the wall but I was able to face it
through.
You said you were quarteredaway.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I was like who in the hell jumped on my back Because
you?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
said a 400 is a full lap.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, one full lap.
Yeah, I think I can do that inabout two minutes.
I think somebody even wait.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Who started what lane did we all start from the same
lane.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah, we all started from the same lane, yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Was it lane?
What Five?
Or?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
six Lane five.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
We started from lane five.
Oh shit, Okay.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You don't want to do lane one, it's too, tight of a
turn.
You want to do Maybe 210.
You want five.
You want five, six, seven.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I'll go 210.
Yeah, you want five, six, seven, for like 200 or the 400.
I can find the videos.
Oh, y'all took video.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah, I know we're supposed to.
Man, we need to put your stuffup on the IG.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
IG TikTok, whatever hey.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
TikTok coming soon.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Coming soon and video we're going to sign up and
YouTube Nobody's talking.
And TikTok, tiktok.
Hey, we're going to sign up andYouTube Nobody's talking and.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
TikTok, tiktok.
Hey, we're going to see whatChatGPT?
Yeah, the ChatGPT.
Give us a logo.
We're going to make some merch.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Ooh, I got a logo for us.
I just thought of something.
Oh well, give us this See.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Hey, we brainstorming on the air.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
That's generic.
What's that the logo?
I need to have it spiced up.
What?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
logo is that?
Oh, that's what ChatGPT justcame up with.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
And it's spelled wrong man they racist.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
That's a ghetto logo Let me see what they gave us.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
They gave us a microphone with some headphones.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
They racist.
No, that's how we spell it.
We ain't do it the real wayLike the D-I-E-S.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Just say look man, let them know it's black people.
I'm going to give you one halfan hour.
I wasn't talking about that andthat dola might say I'm going
to give you one half an hour.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I forgot to hit the cough button.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
You need some liquor.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Hey man, I'm telling you chat.
Gpt is crazy.
It'll talk to you the wholeconversation.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Okay, all right, tell chat GPT.
Tell them we're going to getone, let me see.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
We're going to get sued.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Let me see.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
We're going to get sued by Batman.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Most people see Batman when they see that.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
I'm looking for it I don't see the other one.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I see it.
That's what should be on thelogo.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
That's the devil in Tundra.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
What is it, morpheus?
It's a penis hitting the booty.
See you didn't even see it.
That's why we know he gay.
No See, you didn't even see it.
Maybe you?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
got to turn it up a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
That's why we know he gay.
No, I wouldn't be hitting.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
No booty Get in front of the back.
Get in front of the back, yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
See, see that, hey see that.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
You got to point it out.
That's going to bring.
That's going to bring.
That's a problem.
Black, all that's too close toBatman.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I'm putting that on a shirt.
I know that's what I was saying.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I think I've seen that on a shirt before.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
He can draw too.
Talk it to the mic.
He lit right around the cornerfrom us.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
You know I was next door to your house.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
They should have been having us a logo.
Joe just wanted to get uscanceled.
What if they came to you?
They should have been having usa logo.
Joe just wanted to get uscanceled.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, man, what if they?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
came to you and they was like oh, hold on, here's my
check.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
That's cheeks, meet the cheeks, meet the cheeks,
hold on 500,000.
This is what ChatGBT does?
Hey, chatgbt, how you doing.
Hey, there, I'm doing great man.
Why you talking to a dude?
Because I have it as a blackdude.
Hey, siri, how you doing.
Wow, I'm here and ready to helpyou out with whatever you need,

(44:20):
just letting you know what's onyour mind or if there's
anything fun you want to chatabout.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Sounds like you.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Exactly, exactly, joe .
Thank you, chatgpt, we good.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
He does, he sounds just like you, like you, you,
that's just the way you talk toyourself.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Hey Siri, listen, just because I talk proper
doesn't mean it don't make nodifference to me how you talk.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Yeah, exactly, you talk proper.
You use broken English.
Yeah, I don't care about allthat.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Let me live as long as you understood.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Okay, tell them to come up with another logo.
Yeah, tell them to come up withanother logo.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
That's just messed up right there.
Yeah, that shit was shit.
But I like that one.
Steve got right there.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, we just going to get sued Rocking the boots.
We're going to get sued Rockingthe boots.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
We're going to get sued with that one.
I do like the original, thoughthe original is dope.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Oh, you like how we got it, like the Ghostbusters.
Yeah, I like our logo.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
No you know what?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
That was a lady in our husband had the podcast.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
It's called Nobody's Listening.
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh yeah, Nobody's Listening.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
We about to sue?
Sue him.
It's kind of corny, though Ilistened to it a little bit, I
think we fine and you know it'sjust like what's the most
expensive thing you bought.
I just bought a dress Shit.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Oh you got to be fucking kidding me A damn.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
T-shirt.
You know it's all about content.
As soon as we get that oneviral, we're going to blow up.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
We got plenty of virals.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
We got to get video content we got to get it viral.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Oh, by the way, m2 Crazy shout out to M2 Crazy
Marcus 2.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Crazy Marcus 2.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
They just finished the movie, skit.
Thing.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Oh, did they?
Yeah, man ask him when he goingto put this in the video.
Come on, you too.
Man ask him when he gonna putthis in the video On YouTube.
I watched one of his ones, Iguess he was talking about he
sent it to me when they Like,when you show it to the party
Lit, but then somebody show upmore lit than you.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
That was hilarious.
He does some pretty funny stuff.
I'll be checking him out everyonce in a while.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
He was looking at the cat, like I'm going to send it
to you, Boshka.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
I'm going to send it to you, Boshka.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, no, that's.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah, because I was here.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Yeah, I saw that We've been getting requests to
get on video.
You know we've been hey Peoplethink we.
Cgi.
See, that's why I'm alwaystalking about Ohio.

(47:06):
If we don't talk about they,think we or not CGI.
But what is it?
Ai?
They think we chat GPT.
Hey, that's what I think.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Because you let him talk.
He sounds just like chat.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
GPT.
Are them girls?
That's twerking on them cans?
Is that real?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, that's real, you sure yeah, that's real.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Man, how dare a bird in the pool on it's trash day
that should be gone this morning.
Is that a sign where it go?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
in the filter now, oh , in the filter you getting that
motherfucker, you gonna havesalmonella dang.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
The chlorine killed it that chlorine killing that
shit.
Get in there if you want to.
I ain't getting.
Oh shit, I will open your mouthgoing to.
I ain't going to.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh shit I will.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Open your mouth.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Paul, that's all right.
That nigga ain't going to fuckwith him.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
He got the stronger immune system he ever want to
eat.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Hey y'all Lady, shit she be here a month.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
He got an immune system.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I'm going to clean it out.
I mean, I'm going to take thebird out, yeah, but I mean to
come clean the pool.
Now, guess what?
It's movie time.
Who watched Happy Gilmore 2?
I did.
I did not, I tried.
I watched it.
I fell asleep.
Did you start watching it toolate it's over the top, but

(48:28):
let's see what's funny.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I don't know what happened, but sleep too late.
Yeah, I like Adam.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Sandler, I got the gist of it I ain't saying I
don't sleep.
I like how they broughteverybody up back.
Except for his.
No, I'm not saying nothing.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
I'm just saying I watch it.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
They brought Chubbs back, and I like it.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
That's my dog right there.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Close to it Lavelle.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Crawford is hilarious , he is funny, he's good, he is
funny, it was good, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, me too, I watched.
What did I watch this week?
I know what you did last summer.
Yeah, you did, I wasn't, Iliked it I started watching
Sneaky Pete.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Anybody watch that.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
That's a TV show, right?
Yeah, it's a show.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
It's on Netflix, so I guess it originally aired back
in 2019.
There's like three seasons.
But I was just flipping throughand I heard something about it.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Is it Sneaky?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Pete or Sneaky Pete, sneaky Pete, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
But then I kind of it was crazy because Malcolm Jamal
Warner showed up in it.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, oh, you know what?
Okay, yeah, I was like oh damn,oh man.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
I'm going to tear my eyes out Now that's damn, theo.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Who would have thought?
Now you watch the Cosby showand you know it was like man
damn building.
I'll ask the Theo.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
So you know how it was usually threes, like
celebrities going threes Right.
There's been five.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Who's the other two Probably more than that.
Hulk Hogan, yes, yeah, ozzy.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Osbourne, Ozzy Theo, and then you had Chuck Mangione,
jazz musician and some baseballplayer.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Ryan Sandberg, ryan Sandberg,yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
We're on the second three.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh, we're on the second three yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
That's this week, right.
Yeah, yeah, ryan's good.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
That's gracious.
I thought it was another onesomewhere there was another
music guy.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I thought I can't think of who it was, though.
That's nuts man, we all gettingolder, we all headed for that
upper room, the upper room somany, so many.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Just like the bird Quotables.
So many, so many quotables.
That's in the pool.
Rip that bird like what in thehell bird and committed suicide.
It's hard out there.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
They say it's hard out here for them it's hotter
than a motherfucker when a birddo a swan dive in the goddamn
pool.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Like man didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I mean you know, just a regular old pigeon and shit
that motherfucker just dove inthere At least, it ain't 120.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's like on the.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
True.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Was it the aunt?
Was it the aunt that was on afamily vacation.
Dog killer wasn't that the aunt.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I think they killed her dog she was mad as hell or
hotter than a motherfucker no,it's toasty.
I had a friend.
He would always say it's so goddamn hot.
You look up at the sun.
They got a church fan.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Yeah, no, it is it got a church fan?
Yeah, no, it is.
It is a little.
Hey, see it, it's hot.
It's a means to an end, becauseat least we're on the back end.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Almost there.
Football season July wasn'tthat bad, getting close to
football.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
No, so that's what I was like.
Hey, you mess around, you makeit through August, it's every
season coming up, man, becauseit's September.
Dude, football, collegefootball, those mornings, those
mornings and those nights you belike boy, it won't be too bad.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
I can't wait to see my nigga bitches.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Like I said, I've been dragging a sled outside and
it's really not that bad Likearound 4 o'clock.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
You said you have been.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Yeah, is it shaded?
Yeah, it's some shade, but Istill get in the sun.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
That morning time.
Though it's so nice in themorning, it's not any fun.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I know it feels good.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Yeah, it ain't like last summer.
The last summer it just nevercooled off.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It was hot at night and in the morning it was hot
throughout the whole entire day.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
And it's been a breeze every day.
Literally every day for thissummer.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Y'all think I'm bullshitting these motherfuckers
buying the dogs, nikes and shitso they can walk on the
pavement.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I've seen it.
I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
It was hot to the motherfucker out here man Buying
them Crocs, nikes.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'm serious.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
You think I'm bullshitting, though they be
buying the dog shoes.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Dog shoes and shit.
I see it.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
I seen one lady walk by my house.
The dog had on somemotherfucking goddamn sunglasses
.
Bro Dog, Wow I bullshit you now.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Well, you know, the shoes help the pads of the paws
and they sell it Like I get thatBecause they sell them like
goggles right.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
They put them around the dog's head.
That motherfucker walking hewas.
That's how he tried to takethem off.
He was head up and everythingNigga said.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
I'm stunning like my daddy.
People taking their dogseverywhere.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's one of them motherfucking.
What are you them?
Labradoodles, or where the fuck?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
are they Labradoodle?
Is that what it's called?
The little nappy-headed one?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
No, they're the big motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
The nappy-headed one Are the the little nappy-headed
one.
No, they're the bigmotherfuckers.
Yeah, this nappy-headed one.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Oh, the ones with the curls.
Yeah, the bit like a big poodle.
Yeah, it's a big poodle.
Labradoodles, labradoodles, ohI call them big poodles.
That motherfucker big, but bigand chocolate.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
I call them nappy motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
She big too.
You said what the owner.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Yeah, she kind of huge.
She's working, though I see itcoming down a little bit.
She got potential.
She can't do nothing.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
No, she ain't on the two-something.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
No, she's more than two-something.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
No, she's two-something.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
She's right about two-something you said that's
what she got to be.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Two-something to do something.
She got to be two-something todo something.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
She right she.
She right she in your willhealth that little weight, don't
bother me, bro.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
You got me fucked up.
I ain't say that, that's allI'm saying.
She in your will, health, I cango Any spectrum.
I can get a skinny one, fat oneIn between, don't make no
difference to me.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
What's the in between joke?
What's the in between?
What's the in between?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Well.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Hey every time they ask him a question.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I just be like man.
I know we about to get canceled.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
But honestly In between, I'm going to say in
between about 170.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Okay, so MMA welterweight Got you.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Damn right, the rest is yours.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Man, do y'all know if she won?
Yeah, she won, did she?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
It went the distance, though.
Oh it did.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Oh, she beat the girl , yeah, she beat her pretty good
, but it went the distance,though I didn't know that
women's boxing was two minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Oh, yeah, yeah two-minute rounds.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
I know that, but I think how many rounds did they
go, they went 12.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
They go 12?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
12.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
So 12, two-minute rounds.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
They went 12,.
Yeah, because Netflix waspromoting this fight.
It was a trilogy fight.
I can't remember who the boxerswere.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Oh yeah, you know what I still actually?
I want to watch, because Idon't even know who won.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
I'm not going to say who won, because say who won.
I want to watch it.
I think you can still pull itup.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
It was fine.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
I just sat down.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I want to see her fight Bumgarner.
Bumgarner's a little smallAlicia Bumgarner.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
You think she can get her, or you think she has a
shot.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Clarissa had to drop down to about 140 or something
like that.
Shout out to Clarissa.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Shields.
And that was a good movie.
I know that.
Did y'all see her movie?
Oh, that movie was good, man.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
It was like a biopic, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
It was good, but that .

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Lisa Fong daughter.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I forget the name, but it was good.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
It was real good.
She fought on that card acouple weekends ago.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Yeah she's good though I ain't going to say
nothing.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Huh, that's interesting.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
She probably one of the cutest ones, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
No, I'm dead serious, baumgartner, yeah, she cute,
you know.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Is she?
Let me see, I'm going to pullher up too.
She's a slave, I Let me see.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I'm going to pull her up too.
She a slave.
I know my 10 ain't your 10, butwe good.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
She good, she good, don't even look.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
No.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
I trust you.
My 10 ain't your 10, but wegood.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Hey, we just going to sit up here and when we get to
YouTube, we're going to sit uphere and be like we don't know
about the smiling and shit, heywe're going to get a GoFundMe.
We're going to start asking fordonations so we can get a
camera.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
That her?
Yeah, that's her.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Oh, damn Okay, Joe Right.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Damn.
She's a beautiful young ladynow what if that's that bird
that was just laying there?
Wouldn't that be crazy?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
if he was just chilling?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
you got a pet cemetery out there, another one
on top of the rock, yeah, oh man, I had a long night and he was
sipping that yak that was on the.
That's when I go out there he'slike yo I woke up.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh man, I had a long night and he was sipping that
yak, that was on the table.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
That's when I go out there, Joe.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Huh, I'm like man.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
I was still at your house.
Hey, I would be scared as hellif that was that bird, if I go
out there and that bird ain'tthere.
You got a pet cemetery backthere.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Man, listen, it's time to leave, it's time to sit
in tourist attractions.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Uh-oh, bosco, she ain't from Akron, but she is
from Fremont.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Oh, that's where Charles Woodson is from.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Who would have?

Speaker 2 (58:25):
thought See, I told you we're gonna work ohio in
here every week.
She's from ohio.
Thanks, christian.
Thanks, see, that's why shelooked like that.
Doing my part there's somethingin the water.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
I'm telling you, we only had two minutes.
I thought we got it.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
It was about to go on hey, it's good fishing down in
Fremont.
Hey, it's some real goodfishing down there.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
My mom used to always go down there.
Music was starting to play andeverything.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
You're like man.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Shane from Akron, but she from Fremont.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I'm like God.
Hey, ohio is Ohio.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Oh Y'all going to get the claims you're doing pretty
soon.
No, he's from Texas.
I was about should do prettysoon.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Nah, he's from Texas I was about to say Florida but
nah, he's from.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Texas.
He in Cleveland now, and byanother year he'll be.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Cleveland night Two.
Uh, you start getting themspeeding tickets.
I know right Slow your ass down.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I know some of my partners.
They live in Cleveland and shit, but they was showing how them
motherfuckers partied inCleveland.
You seen the videos.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Oh, uh-huh.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
That shit, crazy them motherfuckers.
They all in the streets bro.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Hey, it's lit dog.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
They toe up in that, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah, it's lit and I know the clubs ain't like how
they used to be.
No, they ain't.
I remember that Mirage on thewater.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah, buddy, when you hit that thing they used to
have jeans and moette.
I ain't never really go to iton Thursday night.
I'm like that's a school night.
You can't go out on no schoolnight.
Dog you like you mess around,be the head.
Every car parked Like damn.
I'm sleepy as hell, but wetalked with the Smurfs that out.

(01:00:18):
I know what's out.
Naked Gun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah With Liam Neeson that looks funny as
hell Dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I can't wait to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
I'm going to watch it , but you know I'm old school,
but I'm going to watch it.
But you know I'm old school, soI'm going to watch it, joe
listen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
We want you.
You're going to say three nicethings.
You're going to say I love themovie, the weather is beautiful
and I love my neighbors.
That's the task for next week,okay.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Now, and can I get you to sign a paper so I can
turn it in Like a parole officer?
No, not a parole officer.
Anger management, angermanagement.
I've been working on myself.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Hey, I know, in the trailer when they were just
showing them looking at theirpops.
I don't know if y'all saw it ornot, but it's in the trailer.
I'm not going to give it away.
But man, that part right therejust had me dying.
That looks funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Oh, it looks real funny.
Yeah, all of them look funny.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Remember when OJ was falling down those steps, he
flipped over to y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Real funny, yeah all of them were funny.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Remember when OJ was falling down them steps?
No, I'm not.
He flipped over the man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Oh, OJ was always on the cover.
Man OJ is he's funny as amotherfucker?
No, he was.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
So I think oh, there's another one too.
It's a kid movie which isanimated Bad Guys 2.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Bad Guys 2.
Yeah, it was promoting thatheavy yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
So I guess that's supposed to be another good one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I want you to take your kids to go see it before
they go back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah and shit, they back in school I've been sucking
some traffic boy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
They back.
There was traffic here thismorning.
They started yesterday oh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
That's why they came up this week.
Yeah, no, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Together, y'all don't know what's that about it's
supposed to be a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Oh together.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
With Alison Brie and her husband.
Who's Alison Brie she was in?

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
you've seen, get Hard , hard right oh, yeah, with, uh,
with will ferrell, yeah, yeahshe was the the rich bitch wife
oh, okay oh okay and then herhusband, uh, james franco's
brother.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Oh damn, that's crazy .
Oh, that's a horror movie.
Huh, I love horror movies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
That's a horror movie , huh.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
I love horror movies.
I seen 28 Years.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Later.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Did you like it?
I didn't get a chance to see it.
It was different.
I liked it for it was in thetheaters.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
If you would have watched it at home.
I wouldn't have watched it athome?

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
I don't think so either.
I'll probably never watch themovies again.
They were cool for what theyare, that's the thing.
Because I haven't have watchedit.
Oh yeah, I don't think soeither, and I'll probably never
watch them movies again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
They were cool for what they are, but yeah, and
that's the thing, because Ihaven't seen one in so long.
It's kind of hard to top theones you can just watch over and
over.
Yeah To me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
I'm an old Spaghetti Western guy like that
motherfucking outlaw, josie Will.
I watch that bitch over andover and over, yeah, yeah.
Pops likes jeremiah johnson andI can recite every line on that
.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
That's just crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
I like it but you know what else was on the other?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
uh, uh, last week blazing sound oh was it, man,
they will not.
Blazing saddles was so long,that was just like Naked Gun
Police Academy Revenge of theNerds.
Oh yeah, man, they're notmaking it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
The first Police Academy, though they got to come
on the top of that one, thatvery first one with Steve
Guttenberg.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Man, that stuff had me dying.
We needed to sit there and gointo the Blue Oyster.
You can't do that.
You can't do that, you can't dothat stuff now Airplane?
They can't do that no more.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Yeah, no, those are class.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
I like airplane.
Oh, he's speaking jive.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Do you speak jive?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Yeah, I speak jive.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Come on, mama, I dug a rap.
My mama never ate no dummy.
You want to see it?
Chump don't.
I said come on, mama, I dug arap.
My mama never ate no dummy.
You want to see it?
Chump don't want no help, chumpdon't get no help.
Nah, I was fucking rolling whenI was little.
I was like oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, no, I was.
That was hilarious man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Yeah, they can't do that no more, oh well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Then that little kid fucking with Kareem and shit oh
man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
My dad said you lazy, you try dragging them, big
motherfuckers, up and down thecourt night in and night out hey
, now they do all that stuff onthe internet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Internet, yeah, they call them what the thumb thugs,
or twitter gangsters, as youknow.
You know, when you sit up thereyou troll the athletes.
Tell them they terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Oh yeah, I think they just call them fans.
I'm like dude listen.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Although I did see something terrible last night
and I try to always be positive.
But to the young man that playsfor the Detroit Lions, I don't
know if you never returned apunt before.
Oh, a month punt?
No, no, I don't even know.
Is that what they want to callit?
You already called for the faircatch, so you might as well

(01:05:39):
catch it.
Catch it, yeah, if you get hityou're going to get the ball
back anyway.
You call for the fair catch,you stick your booty out.
Catch, you stick your booty out, then you stick your hands out.
I mean, it just looked real,real bad.
It looked kind of like peeweeish and I did like I don't want

(01:06:00):
to, I know you, you just got theman cut.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
He got himself cut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, I guarantee he's gonna get cut just because
of that, I know and then youknow how you sit up here and you
can be like, oh it's hard to dothis and do that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
We don't listen to nobody talking podcast Nigga.
And that motherfucker said no,you're going out there.
Cut your motherfucking ass.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Even if I drop it, I will sit up here Under it and
catch a punt.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
We cutting your ass?
You ain't got an aggressivebone in your body.
He got his ass cut.
Did he get cut?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Not yet.
He going to get cut.
He going to get cut, yeah.
So he must have had some speedor something to make this.
I mean they had what?
90 players preseason Half ofthem gone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
He waved his hand.
Shout out to his family andshout out to the guy.
I Shout out to his family.
Shout out to the guy I have noidea, but he waved his hand.
Yeah, okay, we know you fair,catching it, get up under it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
And catch it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
And catch it, Even if they hit you.
That's a good thing you gettingthe ball back.
Next thing if you sitting upthere and you're trying to make
a team, nigga, cut my fuckingarms off.
Nigga, I ain't fair catchingshit.
I'm running back everythingBecause you're trying to make
the team.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Yeah, me too.
I ain't running shit back, butI'm going to knock the shit out
of somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
They don't make niggas like they used to.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
I'm going to knock the shit out of somebody.
I'm going to have about fiveconcussions.
Oh well, one day, y'all listen,I'm bringing the pain,
goddammit.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Hey, just catch it.
I'm serious.
Hey, they teach you.
All we need is the catch.
Everything else is a bonus.
So, like I said, you wait forthe fair catch, so now just
catch it.
You got space, I don't knowwhat the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Anyway, I'll be out there.
Next week I'll be in trainingcamp.
Hey 67.
Here I come About to hit you 67.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Here I come about to hit you fool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
No, they scream at you.
They're allowed to say all that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
But yeah, you got to 67.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Yeah Nigga, we both going to the hospital today.
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
They say, whatever they can, I'm coming, I'm
bringing the pain.
What was that?
They trying to get a catch theprogram.
I mean they trying to get acheck the the program.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That linebacker in the program?
What was?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
his name?
Oh, I forget, but I know he wascrazy though.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
All them damn footballers you the one you the
one got my sister Robbed, mysister or something.
I was like no man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I don't even know your sister man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Well, anyway, all right, yeah, we're going to end
on that, but hopefully the youngman gets a chance to return.
I saw he did return a kickafter that, did he?
Okay, so hopefully he gets achance to return a punt and just

(01:08:43):
young man just catch the ball.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
That's all you got to do.
Just catch hey, that's the wordfor the week Just catch the
ball, that's just catch the ball, alright, y'all peace.