Halloween Q&A

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Episode Transcript

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Down this road is a small cityone's thriving and full of life, but
now desolate and abandoned. Well abandonssay for the horror's rumored to reside within,
which I presume is why you're herenow. There's nothing wrong with a
little morbid curiosity, but please rememberto stay close to your guides. We
wouldn't want anyone to get left behind. Now, happy Halloween tourists from the

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greatest place to be this time ofyear, the most haunted and darkest city
ever known to man, Noteville.We are your tour guides. I'm Christine,
I'm Jane. Today we have somethinga little fun. It's sort of
a halloweenyque We stop, Jennifer treat. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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You know who's been in there.There's your trick. So today we've
gathered some of the internet's finest questionsto ask each other regarding halloweeny type things
to stop. Yeah, so we'rejust gonna ask each other a couple funny

(01:29):
questions about Halloween. Yeah, youguys get to learn a little bit something
about us. Maybe maybe we'll seeif it's useful information. I don't know
about that. It might be fun, though, Yeah, we'll definitely be
having fun some treats. It's ourfavorite time of year. We're definitely having
fun. So this is about triggertrading. In your opinion, how old

(01:51):
is too old to go trigger tradingwhen you're an adult. I guess I
still feel like teenagers should be allowed. And I actually read somewhere recently that
trick or treating came about to keepteenagers out of trouble. Well there you
go, so people gate keeping teenagersknock it out. Yeah, So follow
up question, how old were youwhen you stop trigger trading? Probably freshman

(02:15):
year of high school or late middleschool because I remember a couple of the
last people I trick or treated withand that's about the time that I was
friends with them, So I agreeuntil at least adulthood. My last time
tricker treating is when I was asenior in high school, but not entirely
true, because I went trigger treatingone more time when I was twenty one

(02:38):
because my college friends and I thoughtit'd be fun and we all look young
anyway, that's fair Asian. Andwe went trigger treating when I was twenty
one and it was so cute andI sickly remember There's just one lady who
when she answered the door, shewas like, oh, well, big
kids need candy too, and shegave us so much candy in our bags.

(03:00):
It's great. And I mean thisday at age, most people take
their kids to the safer places.So I mean, if you want to
get rid of the candy you're hoardingin your house, I guess most people
don't. I get rid of itin my belly. Right. Just let
the teenagers trick or treat. Yeah, Like it keeps them out of trouble.
It keeps them from tpe in yourhouse, throwing eggs at your house,

(03:23):
as long as you actually give themcandy. Yeah. Otherwise it gives
them a reason to tpe an eggyour house. That's also the thing too,
like by gate keeping. Teenagers don'tmock people's costumes, Absolutely not.
They might not have the money tohave a fancy costume, or just the
fact that they're out there doing this. Give them candy, they said,
trigger treat, Give candy. Justdon't don't be a prude. Just in

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general, stop gate keeping Halloween.Halloween is supposed to be happy and fun
and scary. But like scary andfun good way, I mean you know
people come here so they like tobe scared for fun. Right, So,
in relation to what you just saidabout budget costumes, Yes, what

(04:06):
do you think is the easiest lastminute Halloween costume? To make you wear
a red T shirt, white pantsand then just make the belt to make
it look like the little thing thatgoes around the poke ball kind of surprise
You didn't say, like ghost cuttingholes in the sheet and just throwing it.
It's probably one of the easiest ones. I want to say for me,

(04:28):
I could save my coworkers because that'swhat I've been dressing as. But
the one I'm dressing as this yearis taking a bit more effort because I
don't have tattoos. Oh you shouldjust get those inkbox tattoos. Oh no,
I have to get sleeves on everything. He has a lot of them,
so they're not those I didn't look, but I got those. Oh
you get those fake those like Yeah, So that's been an adventure figuring out

(04:55):
how to make all that work formyself. What's the worst thing you've ever
gotten while trigger's trading? Oh,scripture? Yes, same, you know
it's a little pocket bible. Yes, I got one of those. I
was like, what the Honestly,that's worse than getting a toothbrush and floss,
because I'm pretty sure I've gotten thatbefore. And it's even worse than

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getting those black and orange saltwater taffiesthat nobody understands where they come from.
Yeah, they just sort of appearon Halloween. Yeah, who's handing those
out? Like really, and nobodyknows. Nobody knows where they come from.
I don't think anybody knows the brand. I've actually seen memes about it
where people are just like they justsort of what is this? Yeah,

(05:38):
there's manifests on Halloween night. Yeah, they just grow in your bag.
I don't know. Maybe people don'tgive them out. It's just they your
other candies are having a seance andcalling them in. I don't know.
The ancient candies of the pass giveus wisdom. On another related note,
in a candy trade war, whatcandy do you keep? No matter what?

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And what candy do you get ridof? I keep all the chocolates,
any and all chocolates, doesn't matterwhat it is. Do you consider
a totsy roll chocolate? No?It is, though it is, but
I not chocolate. I like thatwould be one of the ones that I
give away about the fruit ones,the fruit onesells. Oh, I'm just
not a fan of totty rolls becauseof the chewing. It's a lot of
work. You don't like laughy tavyeither, do you? No, that's

(06:23):
sticky? Well, because I alsohave like PTSD because when I was little,
I had a crown on one ofmy teeth, but it was like
baby tooth, like it wasn't amature adult tooth yet. Yeah, and
I bit into a sugar daddy.Oh yeah, I won't eat those,
and my crown and the tooth justpopped right off with the candy. So
I have kind of like PTSD whenit comes with really sticky candy, I

(06:45):
feel like it's kinda rip my tooththough. Yeah, no, that's fair,
That's that's absolutely what fair. Ihave a little bit of PTSD with
Starburst. When I had braces,occasionally chewing on those would pull some shit
out. Yeah wow, yeah thatwas fun. Speaking of braces, Like
you know how there's the rubber bands. Did it ever like snap off?
And like, yes, those thingssuck. They hurt. The look on

(07:09):
your face, you're like the worsttime. Like rubber bands in general were
the worst because it's you could feelit pulling your teeth back, like your
mouth hurt. That's like such atorture device. Absolutely. I mean I've
never I never needed them, butyeah, no, they were. It

(07:30):
was unpleasant and I wish I hadn'teither. But you know, sucked my
thumb until I was I don't knowhow old, probably not school age.
I don't think My mom wouldn't letme have pacifiers. And she would yell
at us when we if we weresucking our thumb at all, because she
said that that makes your teeth crooked. It gives you an overbite for sure,

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which is why one of my nicknamesis Maggie, like Maggie from the
Simpsons, because I used to stealthe bottle tops of my the nipples of
my bottles. I just lock onthem, like Maggie. I wasn't a
lot of pacifiers. So what othercandies you usually get rid of? Uh?
Dumb dumbs. I'm not a hugefan of lollipops. I just keep

(08:13):
the chocolates. What else? Therandom butterscotch things that also manifest in your
candy? I love? But ohyou're breaking my heart. Well, then
I can give them to you.See you have all my toasty rolls.
You can have all my butter andall keep like the kit cats. Also,

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I'm not a huge fan of BabyRuth because the peanuts get stuck in
my teeth and they're annoying. Idon't like Payday. I like Payday,
so we can cuss those. Whatelse? I don't like good in Plenty.
I like good and plenty licorice likeblack licorice. I'm I'm thinking of
the same thing. Then, Yeah, I know they're like purple and no

(08:54):
I do not like like they're likepurple and white little pill looking things.
Yeah, no, I don't likethose. Just kidding? Are you thinking
of mister Goodbar? Because I lovethose? I think so. Yeah,
you can't have Yes, I lovethose. I also will keep any and
all chocolate. I'm sorry. Yeah, and except for pay Day. See
that's not chocolate though, am I? Okay, I'm confusing Payday with one

(09:16):
hundred grin you are? I dolike one hundred gran Why don't they all
sound the same? Pay Day isa chocolate less Baby Ruth? Yeah,
okay, then no, I hitboth of those. You can have all
my Recei's I used to give awayMounts until I recently discovered I actually like
those and Almond Joy because I usedto hate coconut. I like those.

(09:37):
Yeah, I used to hate coconut. What else did I used to get
rid of my brothers and I hada system. Yeah, I like Skittles,
but I'm more than happy to getrid of them. Same kind of
feel that way with Starburst. Ido like Totsy Rolls, but I'm also
okay with getting rid of them.I love Soccers though dumb Dums are okay,
but they're tiny. The lollipops werealways the last left over after Halloween.

(10:00):
Blow pops that come. Yeah,I used to like TOTSI pops because
I like to see if I gotthe star on my wrapper. That was
always fun. I never did anythingwith it. It was just like neat,
I got it. Yeah I win. Yeah, I'm just like I
got the Golden ticket, but I'mnot cashing it in exactly. I never
knew what to do. I knowthat you were supposed to have like a
certain amount of them and then sendthem in for some some redemption of something.

(10:24):
I don't know. Oh, soI didn't even know that. I
knew you had to send it in. I didn't know you had to have
x amount. Otherwise I'd have beenjust yeah, we have at least that's
that's what my dad told me.And he could have just been lying because
he probably didn't want to deal withsending. Yeah. Maybe yeah, who
knows, maybe one of those whitelies parents tell you. I love Nerds.

(10:45):
Though nerds are good, I wouldkeep Nerds. I could get rid
of Twizzlers. I don't like Twizzlers. No, I don't like Twizzers or
red vines. I do like likethe sour straws. Yeah, sour punch.
Yeah. I was like, Ican get rid of warheads. My
brothers would take those. Yeah,those are just fun to try. I
like them. After all, thishour's gone. So I used to cheat
when I was a candy. Wejust put it under the water fountain.

(11:09):
Then I would have it. Itwas all gone. There was a little
bit left, like lingering, soI still got a little bit of the
tang. But like that makes mymouth hurt in a way that's unpleasant.
My husband and I were in thestore the other day, We're getting our
candy for Halloween to pass out,and we saw those popcorn balls. Oh
did you ever get those? Ithink I did. No homemade popcorn balls

(11:33):
are bombed by the way. No, these aren't homemade. I know.
I enjoy making them though. Theyare so good. Yeah, I always
got excited when I would see itin my bag because I'm like, whoa,
what's that big candy pack. It'sjust it's just popcorn stuck together.
Yeah. Mine were always really gooey. Last Halloween party I had, I
made them. They were nice.No sound drink. Yeah, it's been

(11:56):
a lot time since I've had aparty. What's the worst costume had?
Every time I looked at the costumequestions, I can vaguely remember anything I've
ever worn for Halloween. I rememberone of the last ones I ever wore
was like a really soft cat outfit. But it was like a cute dress,

(12:16):
so that wouldn't be it. What'syours? I was a clown?
Oh fuck off? I was too, but it was icp. Let me
tell you the story. Okay,So it was the year my parents got
divorced, Well, they weren't divorcedyet my dad left, so they were
separated and he left the beginning ofOctober, and my mom made it his

(12:39):
responsibility to get our Halloween costumes forthat year. Yeah, and that year
they had Pokemon costumes m h andI saw in the store. I wanted
Pikachu. I wanted to be Pikachu, and I kept asking my mom to
get it for me, and she'slike, your dad's getting your costumes.
Your dad's getting your costumes. Andso I'm just sitting here waiting for my
dad gave me my costume. Hegives it to me the day before Halloween.

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Oh no, it's a fucking clown. Oh no. I was so
fucking upset. Of course. Iwas like, I don't want to be
a fucking clown. I want tobe Pikachu. And my dad was like,
well, that's all they had,and I was like they it was
there last week. I was like, I was like so upset. And
then like my mom made me putthe costume on and I was like,

(13:24):
I'm not doing the makeup. LIjust wore the suit. I didn't even
want to wear the wig and dothe makeup. I was just so pissed
at that year because my dad literallywaited until the last man. I'm like,
of course, there's not going tobe any more Pikachu costumes. It's
the most popular costume this year.You're right, it's the most popular Pokemon
too, Like, come on,Yeah, so that was my worst costume.

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I remember one year I was acat and it was kind of like,
I'm pretty sure I may have pickedit, but like, I think
we still have the cat ears kickingaround here somewhere. Wait, it was
cheap, for sure. I remembereverything being and just kind of remember like
they'd beat crinkly, like everything's justyeah, crinkly. Yeah, so the
tail was just like solid and crinkly. It was. It was dumb.

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But yeah. No, as anadult, I've worn cute costumes. But
yeah, I don't remember what theheck I wore as a kid. Yeah,
I've like made my own costumes asan adult. Yeah. When I
used to go to Halloween parties,I remember one year I dressed And the
only reason I remember this is becauseit was on my Facebook memories today where

(14:30):
I asked people if they had boxinggloves. I went as Hawaiian Punch.
Oh nice, Oh that's fine,Yeah, I just wore Hawaiian Garen wore
boxing gloves. My my memories poppedup today too of a costume that my
husband and I did. I wasBlue from Jurassic World. So I wore
a onesie, a blue dinosaur onesie, and my husband dressed up as Chris

(14:54):
Pratt's character, and he made likea badge and everything that like had his
name on it. They said DrasticSark on it. And he had like
a like a NERF gun that hemodified to make it look like a little
rifle. And then I go tothe I go to this costing party and
I was like, hey, LeftShark. I was like, I'm not
a shark. He works a JurassicPark. I am a dinosaur. Like

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that was a year that Left Sharkwas a thing. I'm like, I'm
not a shark. Okay, God, I'm trying to think if I was
ever anything that nobody got because peopleactually I think people still had to ask
for the Hawaiian punch one but oncethey said it, they're like, oh,

(15:39):
that's cool, you know. ButI don't remember if there was anything
I ever wore that people were like, what the fuck are you? I
was a SWAT officer one year.That was fun. Yeah, I remember
you look really sexy in that.Yeah it's cute. But people were like
so confidently wrong, Hey Left Shark. I'm like, I'm not web they're

(16:03):
so confidently wrong. Sheould just warnan actual raptor costume Jen and then to
put blue stripes on it. Iwanted to wear a kigaroo me as it
was comfortable. There was one yearwhere my husband and I dressed up as
Glenn and Maggie from The Walking Dead, and it was fun because, like,
they just wear like Apocalypse clothes,right, but the way that we

(16:26):
did it specifically from the same season, like the costumes we pick up the
same season. As soon as wewalked in, people like, hey,
Glenn and Maggie. I was like, oh, that's great. I was
like, at least you know weuh, our effort was rewarded. People
knew who we were. Yeah,those efforts were really cute. People were
like, hey, you're dead sad. Yeah. Spoilers for anybody who somehow

(16:51):
hasn't watched The Walking Dead yet orno one happens still want and still wants
to let me. Let me putit that way, because I'm sure there's
plenty people who still haven't seen it, but if you also still want to
watch it, sorry, Describe yourperfect Halloween night. Perfect Halloween night,
I just after handing out candy,I just like doing something Halloween related,

(17:12):
like watching a spooky movie and likecarving pumpkins and sipping on some pumpkin sider.
It feels like carving pumpkins on Halloween'stoo late in it. No,
I've done that. We did thatin the past. We just like put
on X files and carve some pumpkinsand drink some pumpkin cider. I really
liked doing stuff like that. Butalso like, if we had the chance

(17:33):
to go to a spooky location,oh, absolutely, that'd be fun.
There was one time when I wasin school, one of my classmates wanted
to go to a local cemetery onHalloween night. There's just two of us,
and I was like, we kindof need more people with me.
Back up, why you're not doinga seance. But so we were driving
to the cemetery and we couldn't findit. It was weird. It feels

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like they didn't want you to bethere. They were like, no,
exactly, it's a bad situation.Just don't yeah. And then then there
was like a handprint on the backwindow, and we couldn't decide whether it
was there before we left or showedup after. But since we just couldn't
find the cemetery we were planning ongoing to. We're just like, fuck

(18:18):
it, let's just go back home. Yeah, the universe said no,
not tonight. Yeah, that wasmy take. It's like, this isn't
a good night for you to behere. It was also like super foggy,
so it was like even creepier.Nope, all kinds of note there.
Nope, nope, nope, nope. Yeah. I think for me,
pizza and horror movie cocktails, likespooky fun spooky cocktails, that'd be

(18:44):
cool. Yeah, that's pretty muchall I need though, right, Yeah,
it sounds like a good night.I used to love doing the Halloween
party thing, but it's just toomuch work. Yeah, both doing the
party and going to the party istoo much work. Yeah. I would
love to throw a Halloween party becauseI have like so many ideas. But
then at the same time, Idon't want to throw a Halloween party because
because you have to those ideas intoplanning. Yeah, and then also I

(19:07):
have social anxiety, so I haveto invite people to interact with people.
Yeah, I mean, you couldalways have a little Halloween party with your
neighbors, but I'm like, I'mthe host, so I can't get drunk
ignore people, well minus the ignoringpeople. In theory you shouldn't get drunk.
I definitely got blackout at my Halloweenparty because I didn't have to go

(19:29):
anywhere. I know you're not supposedto, but the only time I don't
have to drive after drinking. Butyeah, that's funny, is uh.
The first time I ever saw myhusband drunk was at a Halloween party.
We were dressed up as porcelain dolls. I remember those outfits. That was
creepy, no thank you. Ohyeah, it was the first time.
He also let me do makeup onhim, but because it wasn't like makeup

(19:52):
makeup, it was like creepy makeup. Yeah, but yeah, he got
drunk and and he stayed in thebathroom. He locked himself from the bathroom
for like three hours, and Iwas like calling him over and over again
on his phone and then also likeknocking on the door and there's no response.
So I was just like shooting theshit with his friends because everybody was
sober at that point, and thepeople who weren't were either gone or passed

(20:15):
out. So I was like Iwas just talking with his friends and then
he comes out and I'm like oh, good morning, and he's like,
I was only there for like twentyminutes. Check your phone, No,
you were not, And then likejust the whole time he was so drunk.
He was just like apologizing profusely.He's like, I'm so sorry.
I don't want you to see methis way. You don't need to take

(20:36):
care of me. And then likeas we were walking by, he's like,
you're so great, thank you fortaking care of He's so sweet.
When we were driving home and hehad to throw up and so I pulled
over and he did it outside ofthe car and he's like, he's like,
that's disgusting. I'm so sorry.I hope I didn't mess up your
car. And granted we're already marriedat this point, and the way he's
talking to me was if we juststarted beating. So funny. Yeah,

(21:00):
the I remember the first part ofthat night. I remember the reason I
ended up trashed was we had afriend that was constantly like shot shot But
the shots were definitely not like that'sdangerous. Yeah, they were definitely not
shot glass shots. Like he waspouring them into solo cups, so certainly
not measuring them couldn't tell you howbig they were, but it was all

(21:21):
bubblegum vodka. Mmm. I justI remember. The only moment of clarity
I had during the blackout was Iwas sitting on the stairs near my front
door with a girl who was likecrying and apologizing profusely to me, and
I distinctly remember having no idea whyshe was apologizing to me as I was

(21:42):
nodding. And then just the aftermaththe next day of being told that my
best friend at the time had toput me to bed and that my brother
was no help because he kept likebouncing on my bed to try and like
rile me up, and he andI were acting like toddlers before he ended

(22:02):
up going to bed, and mypoor friend because she was even sweet enough
to offer to come help clean upthe next day. Thankfully, I was
not as hungover as I expected tobe, but I had cleaned up most
of it before she even got there. But she still came and we had
pizza and hung out. But andshe filled me in on my night.
But that was I'll never do thatagain because I don't like being told the

(22:26):
next day how my night was.That's weird. Yeah, having that hole
in your brain, it just yeah, yeah, it really flecks with you.
Yeah, it's bad enough to justnot remember things normally like I do,
and another thing to just not haveit. It's just not there.
A whole chunk of your time justgone. Yeah. So I woke up
the next day and I had somebody'shat in my room, and that worried

(22:48):
me because it wasn't mine. Iwas like, at least it's just the
hat. At least it wasn't likeunderwear or something. Yeah. He was
sleeping downstairs though, with his girlfriend. All right, Yeah, he told
me I kissed him that night.That's true, right, tic surgeon happened.
He told me I kissed her too, So I don't know. I

(23:08):
interested. It's like, okay,okay, I don't remember. I hope
you enjoyed it. Yeah, you'rewelcome. If you had to live in
a Halloween movie, which would youchoose? And why? You know?
I know, you know everybody knowsScream, specifically the first one, because

(23:30):
the villains were hot and I loveghosting. It's scary, I would say,
like hocus Pocus, it's not that'salso scary. I mean, I
guess not if you're not a child, but yeah, if you're trying to
protect. That's kind of scary.Yeah, Halloween Town. I don't remember

(23:51):
what the main opposition was in thatone neither. I just do know if
they were witches, right, yeah, and it was on Disney Channel,
so it couldn't have been that scary. But but what if you were in
a scary movie? Specifically? Whichone was a scary horror movie? It's
Halloween movie? What's one that Icould survive? It doesn't have to be

(24:11):
around Halloween, just any specific what'sone you could survive? I actually have
a related question to that too,hmm. I mean someone survives every horror
movie, so not true most Ithink House of a Thousand Corpses. It's
implied that the final girl died.Didn't we watch something recently where everybody died
skin and a rink? Did theyWhere did they go? Because I don't

(24:36):
know what happened in that movie EvilDead Rises, everybody died, No,
the girl got out with the kid, the sister, the sister left with
the young daughter. See everybody diedin that cabin, though, I feel
like we watched something recently where everybodydied. That's besides the I wouldn't want
to be an evil Dead you surewe were. Yeah, Halloween horror Nights,

(24:57):
we were maybe World warsy. That'san interesting one because uh, I
dis inject myself with like smallpogs somethingthat's terrible, and then the zombies won't
go towards me. They don't wantyou because you're sick. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, and done. That's aninteresting one. So if you were

(25:19):
in a horror movie, are youthe final girl, the first to die,
the comic relief, the skeptic,the smart one, or the killer?
I would either be the smart oneor the first to die, the
first to die because you're the smartone. I feel like if I wasn't
the first to die, I feellike I'd be the one to figure shit
out. Yeah, but if I'mthe first to die, then everybody's just

(25:41):
fucked. If I were the killer, the smart one would be the first
one to die, because that makessense because you're the smart one if you
weren't the killer. So why isn'tthe smart one the final girl? Isn't
that usually how it happens. Yeah, it's usually like a bimbo. It
depends on the movie. So theolder movies, it was just the preist
girl for the most that's Kaly trueeither because sometimes they were the first to

(26:03):
die. Usually the nerdy people diefirst, I know, because well,
and that's the thing. The nerdyperson is usually not smart, right if
that makes sense, nerdy about somethingelse, not that they're intelligent. Well,
they're nerdy in the sense that nerdswould be virgins in most eighties slashers
anyway. Yeah, but also themost eighty slashers go after the couple having

(26:27):
sex, It's true. But that'salso how they lure the virgin nerd,
because you know, they pretend thatthere's the hot girl, she wants you.
She's over there, and the showeris just taking a shower if you
want to go peek on her,yeah, if you want to be creepy
about it. Yeah, I meanin the eighties it wasn't creepy. I
guess, I don't know, itdefinitely was. Yeah, just the fact

(26:52):
that, like I've literally had nightmaresabout ghost Face calling me, and I
would just immediately hang up and callthat on one. Why can't I have
those nightmares because I would not.Yeah, you'd be like, hey,
what's up, what's up? Hey? Doors a lock for you? It
is, yeah, only for him. So we all know. My favorite
horror monster slash villain if you cancall him that. Yeah, he is,

(27:17):
though semantics, what's yours? Idon't know. I like ghost Face
because he's funny and he's hot.Sometimes he's hot, like in the first
Scream. Yeah, both killers inthe first Scream, one of the killers
in the second Scream, and Imean he was cute. That's pretty much

(27:37):
it. The rest of them areeither women or her step brother, which
was a weird one. I wantto go for, like Kayako or Samara
slash Sadiko, like the j horrorkind of girl. Well, I think
Kayako because there's just that iconic grudgesound uh yeah, and that they can

(28:03):
just make that noise creepy as fuck. Right. I still remember when that
movie was popular, when it hitfirst come out, sitting in my room
on the phone with one of myboyfriends and I forget what I I forget
if he had been saying something andkind of did like a uh just as
conversation, and I was like,don't do that, yeah, because I'm

(28:25):
in the room in the dark,and he then deliberately did the noise.
Okay, bye, of course,I swear at the corner, the corner
of the roof in my room lookedlike it was getting darker, and I
was like, seriously, stop,oh gross, I'll ever forget that.
Yeah, with both of those movies, I didn't sleep without the lights for
like like a week or two.I couldn't sleep without the lights on because

(28:49):
it freaked me out so much.I don't think since I've been watching horror
movies, any have ever affected methat seriously, Yeah, at least not
the one that I needed the lightson. Yeah, yeah, but I
mean Evil Dead Rise did that,and I don't know if it did it
or if it was just coincidence.And then yeah, we watched it,

(29:11):
and that night I happened to havea nightmare within a nightmare with both mes
experiencing sleep paralysis with something choking meto death. But when I got up,
officially I it was it was verysimilar to the tie the last time
I had it, where I didn'tfeel safe in my room, and I
even remember later that night I wentinto my room to go open the window,

(29:33):
and I was like, is therea child spirit haunting this room?
And if there is, why areyou mean? Because I've never done anything
to you, Because if it's achild, it might not be a child.
Now you're right, m I don'tneed any demons in my house.
I have protection. Yeah, Igave you something from Japan, yes,
to protect you from me exactly.And then we have our herbs from from

(29:56):
whose he was it from com whichis of all the places you know,
it's just about to say, weirdlyenough enough we got protection, talisman things
verbs that would be the place wefind don't know, right, just just
us, that's just it's just likedefines us, summarizes us. It's us

(30:18):
in a nutshell. Yeah, exactly, we're gonna go do the nerdy thing.
But hey, here's the paranormal spookiething too. Let's see. Let's
see if you were to visit ahaunted attraction in Halloween, where would it
be and why? Like a realhaunted place or haunted attraction as in Halloween

(30:40):
horrorites. Because absolutely that. Yeah, So if you have the opportunity to
go to Halloween horrorites or investigate likethe Queen Mary on Halloween, can we
be alone? Do you want tobe alone or do you are you just
saying like ideal circumstances, Yeah,well ideal circumstances, No, we're not.
We have Sam Sam where are you? Right? We miss you?

(31:03):
But I guess okay, So ifa money weren't an object, and be
ideal circumstances, absolutely, I wouldinvestigate a haunted location, right yeah,
and the Queen Mary would be fantastic, but specifically be three forty, just
because that's fucking creepy. I'm genuinelycurious if whatever we would experience would be
bad enough that we would actually wantto not spend the night, because we've

(31:26):
never had anything like that yet notgone, right, I would, but
it'll what about you? I wouldgo to a haunted location, knowing that
we could do Halloween hornites whenever,but I would like to go to a
haunted location on Halloween night because that'swhen the veil is finished and where you

(31:51):
would probably have the highest amount ofactivity. Where would you ideally want to
go? I would? You're gonnahate me for this then during house?
Oh man, you want to takesome shit home? I don't hate you
for that. Again, ideal circumstances, the fuck out of protection spells and
protection talismans, and do whatever Ineed to do to make sure that I

(32:14):
don't take anything home. But becausethere is definitely something in that basement,
speaking of, I need to watchthe new Sam and Colby thing where they
spent a week there, because I'mcurious if they got anything interesting. Apparently
they had an experience that shook themto their core. So but next,
what investigator doesn't say that, yeah, to get you to watch their thing?

(32:35):
Yeah, I was gonna say,especially somebody like Sam and Colby,
who like their whole job is viewership, right, their entire livelihood revolves around
you watching the thing. Yeah,but yeah, I have to check that
out. So what is something youreally wouldn't want to run into in the
dark? Ah? Anything, anything? No, that's it, that's a
answer. Now, just anything,not even your husband. If I'm in

(33:01):
the dark and I know that I'msupposed to be alone, I would not
want to run into anything, noteven like a bedside table. That would
be painful. That would be painfuland shocking. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know if I can necessarilyagree with that, because I think

(33:22):
if if I ran into objects inmy room, I would be able to
orient myself and I would be okaywith that. I want to say if
I found my cats in the dark, I'd be okay with that. But
really, it's the dark? Doyou know? Yeah? Are those your
cats? Yeah? Is it really? Is that a bedside table? Stop?

(33:45):
You don't know. I'm pretty suredemons don't shape shifted bedside tables.
We just haven't found that ENCRYPTI yet. Yeah. Maybe. Well see now
now I want to look. Let'ssee if that's the thing. Can they

(34:05):
ship shape shift into inanimate objects?They probably can't. The question is would
they? And what does? Yeah? Oh, do you have any go
to movies that you like to watchduring spooky season? Trick or Treat's a
good one. Yeah, I haven'twatched any really this season, which makes

(34:30):
me sad when I'm thinking about it. Now, I think another one?
What is one that I really wouldalways want to revisit? Besides Scream because
that's not really like scary? Yeah, that's a more of a parody.
It's another good one. I alwayslike to watch hocus Pocus. I used
to love watching hocus Pocus a lot, and then I watched hokus Pocus too.

(34:51):
I didn't say that yet, didn'tit ruin it for you? I
won't say it ruined it because Istill haven't watched hocus Pocus again in a
while, and I'm certain it wouldstill be as good as it always has
been, because that's one of thoseones that doesn't necessarily age poorly. That's
not entirely true some of the jokesand shit, and they're probably not good.
Yeah, do you remember his littlesister calling boobs yabos? So well,

(35:15):
I was working the other day.I actually got a bunch of shirts
that said save the yabos and itfucking cracked me up. Was it for
like a breast cancer thing? Probably? I didn't like open it to in
depth, but I mean it's breastcancer months, so I'm sure it was.
But that's fine. It was soFunnyas Pocus is a really good one.
But Trigger Treats also really good.So those are probably two really good

(35:37):
go to Halloween movies. Do youhave a favorite horror or Halloween themed song
song? The only song that reallycomes into my mind about Halloween is a
Spooky Scary Skeleton, which is agreat song. Yeah, and like all
the remixes of it, and soyeah, as soon as I asked the

(35:58):
question and you started thinking, thatstarted playing in my brain. There you
go, not gonna lie, seenow that's not that's not my favorite.
I actually found a new one becauseI've been listening to a playlist on Spotify
that's all like ed M style music. But there's one called Scary Movie DJ
Edit by S three r L.And it's a banger if you like electronic

(36:19):
music. Nice. That one Isent you was good too. I forget
what it's called slasher. I thinkit's called slasher. That was what's the
scariest television show you've ever seen?And what scared you about it? Television
show or episode? Bloody Mary Supernatural? That is a good one. Yep.
That's still a really creepy episode inthat Like when I would go through

(36:42):
and rewatch Supernatural, I would skivethat episode until to do a tour on
Bloody Mary and I had to watchit. I think you had that.
This episode is still creepy? Whatscared you about it? Bloody Mary?
When I was young, I hada family, so it was a family

(37:02):
friend. So it was my mom'sfriend and her kids. In Filipino households,
everybody's just her cousin and aunt andstuff. But they weren't related by
blood right. He fucked with meand my brother so much about Bloody Mary
where he said that Bloody Mary canthrow up in any reflective surface, and
he would say bloody Mary so manytimes. So, like Candy Man,

(37:23):
we still don't know the rules ofthat. Yeah, I don't know what's
up with that, but yeah,he would do that shit. And so
like I was like haunted by reflectivesurfaces for a long time. And you
wear glasses, so that's fun.Yeah, I legit have a reflective surface
tied to me at all times.Didn't Supernatural actually explore that too, where

(37:45):
somebody's glasses were actually the reflective surfacethat she appeared in. I don't remember
that. As it does, I'llprobably blocks it out. Yeah, it
doesn't happen often because it doesn't happenoften enough in reflective entities. Yeah,
and it's it would be interesting onetoo hard like camera work and stuff,
and it would, but then you'dalso have to take into account stuff.

(38:07):
I mean, your your eyes,your actual eyeballs are reflected. I can't
really just never open your eyes again. I can't see my eyes unless I'm
looking in a mirror, which isa more legit reflective surface. Yeah.
I want to say for me,it's the Vashta Narrata episode of Silence in

(38:29):
the Library in Doctor Who is agood one in the sense that when the
Doctor first reveals that shadows are aliveand eat things, that's creepy, but
the rest of the episode's kind ofokay. The Weeping Angels though, any
episode with the Weeping Angels, theWeeping Angels are scary, except you don't
die. Yeah, what they doto you isn't scary. Just send you

(38:49):
in the past and you live yourlife then yeah. But if you didn't
know that, right, they're scaryentities, yeah, which I think for
the most part when you first encounterthem, you don't know what it is
that they do. Yeah, andthey set it up so creepy, Like,
doesn't that episode start off with thedoctor going like saying all the rules
like whatever you don't don't like?Yeah, yeah, I think so,
I think I remember that. Yeah, they just set it up creepy too.

(39:10):
Yeah, which all of the horroresque episodes of Doctor Who do a
really good job of doing that whereyou're never one hundred percent, especially the
first time watching it. When youwatch it again, you remember things like,
oh, okay. But the otherthing with the Vashtia narrata, that
one makes me sad because of whathappens to River. Yeah, do you
think that Halloween is just for kidsor is it for adults too? Absolutely

(39:34):
for adults. Yeah, we're adultsand it's one thousand percent for us.
I feel like there's some naysayers outthere that think that Halloween's only for kids.
It's it's costumes and trickers, readingand pumpkins. It's like, no,
it's not. There's like the Halloweendecorating, like, who do you
think does that? Kids don't dothat? And the parties and honted locations

(39:58):
and stuff. Halloween hornizes shouldn't befor kids. I yeah, I'm honestly
shocked that they allow as young ofchildren as they do. I eat all
of them. Yeah, it's supposedto be pretty nice. It's an event
for thirteen and over. But whilewe were there, we saw babies.
We see toddlers, and yeah wesaw toddlers. And you've seen that TikTok
with the person who has their babythere. Yeah, like a six month

(40:20):
old baby. Yeah, so allright, if that's all you want to
do, it cool, I guessyeah, I guess you could run them
over. I was talking about thisrecently with somebody where how young is too
young or what's the appropriate age tostart exposing kids to scary things. I
think you and I kind of talkedabout it. I think you've probably talked
to somebody else about it too,but we were talking about it in reference

(40:42):
to somebody you know, and they'reyeah, because I think I think we
both have had movies when we wereyounger that we watched at an inappropriate age
and that haunted us until adulthood.Like for me, it was Nightmare and
Elm Street until I watched again asan adult and realized that's not that bad.
But I watched it once when Iwas a child and I had nimarus
about it for years to come.And my brother watched it when we were

(41:06):
younger, and then he developed hisfear of clowns. Man, I wish
I would watched it when I wasOh, you know what, I didn't
watch it, watch it. Iremember catching it though I was afraid of
drains, Yes, the shower drain. I was absolutely terrified of it.
Yeah, but watching it older,Yeah, So like, do you want
a kid to be exposed to thatand knowing that their whole life that might

(41:29):
be haunted by something you showed them, or do you think it's fine because
when I was younger, my dadwould just throw stuff on the TV and
he would just be like, it'sscary. If you don't like it,
you can walk away. Like hedidn't police what we were watching. And
we would watch Outer Limits, Entailsfrom the Crypt and stuff together, and
like he threw on Scream one dayand he says, a scary movie.

(41:50):
You can watch it if you cansay, if you want, but if
you get scared, leave And youand I had that similar experience where were
like covered our face somehow and wecould still see through it. Yeah.
It was when she's crawling through thedog door door. I'm just like,
okay, I'm out. Yeah,And so like how young is too young?
Like, w how do you decidethat? Is it really something you
can decide for someone? Though,in the sense that I think it's okay

(42:14):
to allow them to decide if theywant to check it out, and then
if they don't want to, youcan either stop and process why with them
so that maybe they're not terrified ofsaid thing for the rest of their lives
mm hmm, as opposed to justbeing like, well, if you don't
like it, you can walk away, yeah, and then you're left to
go deal with it in your roomthe door, like, what about it?

(42:36):
Do you not? Like? Yeah? But also that decides that the
age that you show it to themare an age where you can talk to
them about it versus like weeks whenI saw that TikTok of the six month
old. That six month old can'ttell you if they're scared or not.
Yeah, so I guess at anage where they can appropriately express themselves.
So preschool age is probably the absoluteyoungest I would expose. Now, I

(43:01):
wouldn't seek to expose them intentionally,so I wouldn't just immediately throw on the
scariest movie I can think of andbe like, well, sink or swim.
I would bring them to Halloween Horrornites, right, yeah, exactly,
And even that a horror movie versusa horror event are two vastly different things
as well, because a horror eventis happening for x amount of time all

(43:22):
around you and you can't exactly juststop it. Yeah you can't. You
can't a movie. Yeah, sothat I'd probably do a little older,
like once you kind of get anidea of how they can deal with scary
stuff, right, And even then, if regular haunted houses are still a
thing. I'd probably do that beforeI do something big like Halloween horror Nites,
because then you kind of know.I feel like I haven't seen those

(43:45):
like side of the Road trailer onesfor a long time. I know,
and I feel like it's maybe notnecessarily because they don't do that, or
because they've changed how they do it. But I don't know, because I
keep getting advertisements for doing X yZ for Halloween, but I don't actually
look at them. Yeah, whatchildhood nursery rhyme do you think would make
a good horror film? Speaking ofchildren? In Horror rock a by Baby

(44:07):
ah Man. Most honestly, mostnursery rhymes are creepy. If you do
it and you say it in acreepy way, that's anything. If you
say anything in a creepy way,it's creepy. But most nursery rhymes are
based off some real dark shit,like Ring around the Rosie. This is
a black play, wasn't it?Yes? It was? London Bridge is

(44:30):
falling down mm hmm yeah, cheery, Nah, you know only the best.
I think that scared me. Ithink Rockabye Baby did scare me thinking
about when the bow breaks, thecradle will fall. Yeah, but I
think when I was a kid,I didn't understand what the bow was.
I didn't know that that was aword for branch essentially. Yeah, so

(44:50):
I didn't fully understand what was happening. I think when when I had asked
what a bow was and realized whatwas happening, I think that's when it
scared me, right, And Ithink maybe my child mind probably imagined that,
oh, mom catches the baby,but at the end of us is
like, and down will come babycradle. Yeah, so they didn't tell
you that she didn't catch him thenthem. Yeah, I feel like that

(45:16):
would be a creepy lullaby or acreepy good horror movie. Yeah, I
think do you know the Muffin Man? M Do I want to know the
Muffin Man? It could be allegedlyit was based on it was based on
somebody who was actually killing kids.But I've I've looked into what that just
out of idle curiosity to see ifit was something we could actually talk about

(45:37):
here. And it's not real.Mmm. But that means somebody came up
with the idea. Yeah, Soso it's out there in people's minds.
The materials there, Yeah, isthere a nightmare you used to get over
and over as a kid or anadult, And my memory is such trash,
you know what there actually was?There was one when I was younger.

(46:00):
We've always had cats in my life, and growing up, I had
a cat named Oreo, and Idistinctly remember, on more than one occasion
having a nightmare where I was alwaysat Christmas where I would go downstairs and
he would be killing my family?What my cat? Why Oreo specifically,

(46:22):
he was such a sweetheart. Idon't know, they were both sweethearts,
but he, Yeah, for somereason, he was the one that was
murdering everybody. And this was backwhen people didn't know what declawing did to
cats, so he didn't even havefront claws. So, my sweet little
powder puff of a cat, howwas he killing them? I don't remember,

(46:45):
I think. I mean it wasjust blood. There was just blood
and people were dead. I don'tthink I got to actually see him because
it was like, you go downstairs, you see the scene, he turns
to you and you're like, ohshit, you run. Yeah, it
was one of those. Yeah.I always just have a dream that something
that some black figure is chasing meand I have to get away, and

(47:06):
I'm so sluggish and literally trying tocrawl away from this thing because I have
no energy in my dream. Iwas gonna say, do you ever in
your in your nightmares and stuff,You'll be running and then you decide running
on all of hours would make moresense. Yeah, you faster? Yeah,
Okay, it's good. It's notjust good because it feels weird.
Even in the dream or when youwake up and think about it, you're
just like, why the fuck didI think you just like revert to your

(47:30):
primitive, feral brain. Yeah,the primal brains like ye, all fours?
Uh it does something. Yeah,No, that happens a lot where
I'm just like on all fours andfast. Yeah. Does anybody else get
that I'm not necessarily fast when Ido it. I'm but I'm trying.
Yeah. It's like one of thosethings where you're just you're just so sluggish

(47:51):
because you're tired in your dream andyou're just trying to get away from this
thing and you can't and you gointo rooms or like climb over things and
still chase. Yeah, you slammeddoor shut and you do all the things
you're supposed to do to keep distanceand it just doesn't work. Yeah,
that's like a recurring dream I've hadsince I was little. But also when
I get stressed out, I havezombie dreams where I'm stuck in a zombie

(48:13):
apocalypse and I have to figure out. Yeah. Yeah, have you had
any recently? No, but Ihave been stressed out. I think I'm
just so stressed out that I don'tsleep or I don't remember my dream.
Oh that's fair. You're not gettingYeah, you're not getting the deep sleeps.
Yeah. Have you ever seen somethingthat made you question whether it was
real or in your head? Yes? What all the time? Life?

(48:36):
Yes, it is life real?We uh. When I used to see
that black shadow that we've talked aboutbefore, and I would question if it's
real or not. Also, whenwe were at the Queen Mary and I
saw, oh yeah, the onein our room figure of a woman or
a young girl in our room,and I had to question if it was
real, But it then appeared again, So I'm like, hmm, very

(49:00):
likely that it's real. It's probablyreal. Yeah, I think mine's the
football headed shadow. The best friendand I used to see a lot.
I still don't know the answer.The fact that we saw it multiple times
and both of us side though.Yeah, it feels likely. Same thing
with the shadow figure, is thatmy brother and I would see it on

(49:22):
the same nights. Yeah, andthen yeah, it stopped being a thing
when he moved out, so itwas attached to him. Maybe or it
needed both of us together to manifest. Maybe. I don't know, because
he hasn't seen it since. Interestingtheory. Is there anything you absolutely will
not do based on superstition? Byand large, I'm not very superstitious.

(49:45):
I don't particularly like breaking glass though, like mirrors. Yeah, because,
don't get me wrong, I dolike breaking glass. It's fun. The
mirrors are a little more not Okay, Yeah, I don't like breaking mirrors.
And I still don't like under ladder. Yes, I was just gonna
say I won't go under ladder.I don't mind black cat. I don't.

(50:06):
I have a black cat. Theopening umbrellas indoors. I do it,
but because I'm open it before Igo out of the house or out
of whatever building I'm in, I'muneasy about it. When I do it.
I don't want to do the ideaif you're leaving the house and it's
raining and you need the umbrella,isn't the idea more to like have it

(50:29):
out ahead of you, out ofthe door, so that when you open
it it's outside. But yeah,so I try to make sure it's out
of the door, but like sometimesit's like in the building I'm in and
I'm uneasy about it, and I'mlike, I don't want to do this.
I wonder if that came about,though, because for the most part,

(50:49):
I don't think very many umbrellas easilyfit through doorways where they're like,
well, let's just keep people fromopening the shit inside. It's bad luck,
don't do it? Yeah, gitbe that. But yeah, I
actually forgot about the ladder thing.I'm not a huge train of doing that.
Yeah, I just I just feellike the ladder's going to collapse on
me or something like, well,yeah, there's that. And just in

(51:10):
general, I've heard enough bad luckin my life. I don't need more.
Night Thanks. What is the creepiestsound you can think of? Or
have ever heard? The crunch noise? I feel like, I don't know,
it hasn't happened to us, butit has happened to other panormal investigators
where they hear like a growl.I feel like something like that would creep

(51:31):
me out. Or also if you'resomewhere where you hear like child laughter and
there's no children. Yeah, sothat kind of leads into what I was
thinking of. Hearing something whispering inmy ear when I know I'm alone,
when you know you should be alone, or any horrific noise my cats make.
Yeah, because my cats are mylife. So if anything is happening

(51:53):
to them, I will destroy it, yes, if I can. It's
not my checond too. Yeah,thinking of when you should be alone,
though, has anything really creepy everhappened to you while you were alone?
Yes? Actually, in one apartmentthat my husband and I lived in,
for some reason, things would happento me when I was alone. It
wouldn't happen to me when he wasthere. So obviously whatever this entity was

(52:14):
was gaslighting me. So on oneoccasion, we had a one bedroom apartment
and our TV and our computers werein the bedroom because we kept them separate
from our animals. So I spenta lot of my time in the bedroom.
And there was one time where Iwas playing games with you. I
think we were playing Town of Salem, and I heard the blender on in

(52:38):
the in the kitchen, and soI thought my husband came home and I
just didn't hear him walk in anddecided to make himself a smoothie or something,
which is weird. It was likenine o'clock at night, but it's
also very him. Yeah. Iwas like, yeah, it could be.
And then so I opened the doorand I was like, honey,
I didn't hear anything, but theblender was on. My cats were outside

(53:00):
of the kitchen staring creepily into thekitchen, and I was like, ah,
it's weird. So I go inthe kitchen and the blender's just on.
My husband's not there, and thecats were just staring at it like
freaked out. I was like,okay, So I unplugged the blender and
then I went back into the roomand told you guys about what was happening.
I'm like, so my blender justturned on myself. So that was

(53:23):
one instance. And then another instancewas I was alone by myself and I
was, you know, in thebedroom watching TV, and I heard a
bang on the other side of thewall. And the other side of the
wall is the living room, andso I when I go outside, there's
nothing over there. All three ofmy cats are asleep. The direct other
side of that wall was just acouch. See. But that's one of

(53:44):
those weird ones where like, ifyou hear the bang and you're one thousand
percent sure that it happened on theother side of that wall, why didn't
your cats react to it? Exactly? They were all asleep, Yeah,
because even if it was like paranormal, you'd think they would have heard it.
Yeah, it's strange because I thoughtone of them, like maybe they
were fighting or something and they wereon top of the couch and just like

(54:04):
banged the wall. No, theywere all sleep. Yeah. So yeah,
those are the creepy things that happenedwhen I was alone. I've definitely
never had anything like that. Ithink the creepiest thing I can think of
when I was alone, because everyother instance I'm thinking of, either I
was in a call with you,or my parents were asleep somewhere in the
house or somebody was around, waswhen I was sitting on my futon and

(54:27):
Belle came in the room fucking threeo'clock in the morning. Of course she
looked up at my ceiling. Itcould literally be any other time, but
it had to be three o'clock inthe morning. Yeah, she just looked
up at the ceiling. But wereby the door where there's actually a stain
on my ceiling, and this roomhas the access to the attic as well.
Yeah, so she was just sittingin my room looking up at the
ceiling, and she just her eyesslowly started to move across the ceiling like

(54:52):
she was watching something guy until hereyes went to the window. I followed
her, and when I looked backat her from window, she was looking
at me, and I'm like,I don't know if I'm comforted by that.
What the fuck? It was Belle? It's WEIRDO. Yeah, I
know, weird baby. Yeah,I would effect a baby do something like

(55:13):
that, but not Belle. Yeahno, But Belle's also kind of a
fruitcake, so yeah, she's kindof weird. But yeah, that was
that was That's creepy. Yeah,well what are you looking at? I
was watching you? Yeah, whatare you looking at? Would you sleep
inside of a coffin overnight? Now? Would you get in a coffin if
it's opened. You would get ina coffin if it was open. I

(55:35):
would not get in a coffin ifyou had to close it. No,
one hundred percent. Now, Iwould never close it on you. Nick
might close it on you. Thenyou want to investigate with Nick. Yes,
maybe Tesla will be on my sideand be like, don't do that.
I don't know. Hmm. Youthink that's the Let Nick do it.
She left him in a haunted house. Well that's him, that's not
us. I have same conditions,but I'm also claustrophobic, so that's a

(56:00):
big part of it. I wouldimmediately like start suffocating. Yeah, I
would just veto that immediately. Yet, if it's open, I probably would.
I wouldn't sleep in it, though. No, if you knew a
doll was haunted, would you buyit? I could go both ways on
this. It depends on what itdoes for it to be haunted. What

(56:20):
if they didn't tell you, youjust knew it was haunted. Hm,
I probably wouldn't. But for somethinglike Okiku's doll in Japan, it's hair
just grows, which I feel isbenign enough that I'd be like, all
right, But if it's like Peggythe Doll or Robert the Doll, I'll
be like, no, thanks,I'd rather not haunted by a demon.

(56:42):
No that if it was haunted byRogain. You wouldn't my little girl named
Rogaine? Yeah? Why not?I think I would if I had a
place to keep it safely to investlike Annabelle. How they have that case?
Yeah? How would you know?Curious enough cameras? Yeah, how
would you know it's safe enough?Hmm? I think it's getting out at

(57:07):
night. I feeling just burn it. That's when you're like I tried oyeah
exactly. I was like, howdo you know that would work? I
don't think it would if you werea ghost, who would you haunt?
You? Sam, people you knowwho are sensitive to it, so they
know it's you. Yeah, somebodycan enjoy my cat. Who would you

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hunt besides your husband? He doesn'tcount. I was just gonna say,
why are you in my head?I was gonna say my husband, so
I know if he marries someone else. Shit, we've discussed this, let's
see. Yeah. I feel likeI would want to haunt like a medium
or somebody that I know is sensitive. So like Teresa Kiprudo or Tessa Aros.

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So somebody you could talk to.Yeah, yeah, so they can
let like my loved ones know thatI'm good. I'm just I'm around,
just I'm spying on you creepily.Would you try on a straight jacket for
one hundred dollars? Yeah, saya problem with that? Absolutely? Not?
That would be I mean you're notgonna leave me in it, I

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hope, right, Like, doI have to try to get out of
it for one hundred dollars? That'sa different question. Fuck that? Ye
right, it's just would you considertrying it on? Yeah? If you
could trigger treat as an adult,what would you hope to get? I
mean obviously alcohol regular sits candy bars, but I don't forget that. But

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we came back, we're like,yeah, that's a good idea. If
you were dared to spend a nightin a haunted house alone, would you
I don't think I need to bedared because you and I have no alone.
I have done it alone. Yeahno, no, yeah no,
I wouldn't do anything alone. Idon't even like going to the grocery store
alone. Like, what the fuck? You don't even like to go alone?

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Virtually. Let's be real, right, I only played co op games
and multiplayer games. I don't likeplaying single player games. Not doing that
unless unless you pay me, andit has to be an exhorted amount of
money to like pay off my house, pay off my I was gonna say,
what's the number, because I'm suresomebody out there wants to know.
I'll show you my credit report,and you pay off everything that you put

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me in the green, not theblack, the green. Yep. What's
something you were afraid of as akid that you're not anymore is an adult?
Freddy Krueger. I had a feelingthat was going to be your answer.
Yeah, also the dark ish onlyif my husband is sleeping with me,
Well, you're still afraid of thedark. Then if he's there,
I can sleep in the dark.I prefer sleeping in the dark if he's

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gone, like on a business shipor something, the lights are on.
Fuck that shit. Ghosts, Iguess not really scared of them anymore.
Yeah. I think it's because youhave a better understanding of what they are.
Yeah, Like I was afraid ofa haunted house. Yeah, now
I've slept and haunted hotel rooms.So it's not ghost you're afraid of.

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It's like demons, those things thatcan hurt you. Well, and then
yeah, of course that's something I'mdefinitely still afraid of because I don't want
to get hurt. I don't wantthat shit because they won't kill you.
If you had to spend the nextyear living in a haunted location, where
would you choose? And why theWhaley House because there's great Mexican food and

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it uh, since Sam's not thereright now, it seems relatively benign there.
I feel like I would also choosea Whaley House just because it's safe,
because yeah, it's like it's aplace where I know that nothing is
really gonna hurt me there. Likeit's a place where I don't feel negative

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entities or negative things, like Ifeel like Anna is there protecting the house.
I feel like Thomas is there protectingthe house. And then I feel
like some of the other spirits therewhile they might be playing with you,
I don't think it's anything that's gonnahurt me. But what about the night
we walked into the theater and weboth wanted to So maybe I just avoid
the theater. I would just avoidupstairs because it's something mean is living there.

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It'll push you downstairs, No,thank you. They're already steep enough
as it is, those old Rickidneystairs, Yeah fuck that. They're also
very tight. I'll sleep on thecouch. I'll make a pet on the
floor, sleep in the courtroom wherethe portal is now where something passed through
me. Right, Well, thatwas the general story. True. If

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you had to choose a Halloween themetattoo, what would it be and where
would you put it? Part ofme thought like, oh, it would
be cool to have like a ghostface with like a black cat winding around
the bottom of his robe. Butthat's a lot of shading and that would
hurt so bad. Yeah. I'vebeen talking about this a lot. I
want a little cute ghosty on theinside of my forearm. I just need

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to bite the bullet and do it. I found an artist that I like.
She's not a tattoo artist, butshe lets you use her designs for
tattoos. Yeah, because all yougotta do is bring it in and then
they do the little trace. Yeah, and she just has like she's like,
you can donate if you want,or you know, just give me
credit. Yeah, if you getone. I just need to find a

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tattoo artist I like, because Iwanted to be like a fine line one
and not a lot of almostly,not a lot of tattoo hours, not
every tattoo artist especialized in fine linetattoo. Yeah so, but then there's
also just like biting the bullet anddoing it. But yeah, I think
mine would also be on my forearm, the inside of my forearm if I
did that well, or the outsideforearm though. Yeah, we're gonna do

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some rapid fire. Would you ratherquestions? You ready? Okay? Would
you rather walk through a haunted houseor act in a haunted house? Act?
What do you mean, act likea scare acter? Like? Uh,
yeah, would you rather walk throughit? Yeah? I feel like
that too, because I don't havethe courage to like break out enough into

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being an actor to scare people,so I feel like I would get more
enjoyment out of walking through it.Yeah. I used to think I wanted
to be a scare acter back whenI was younger, and then watching the
documentaries of how people get punched inthe face. Yeah, that's definitely a
reason I certainly don't want to now. But I think I just eventually realized
that that seems like a lot ofwork and it's only like one time a

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year. Would you rather get bittenby a vampire werewolf or a zombie vampire?
Same just because you can be immortaland as much as life sucks,
if you have enough time, you'llget enough money to do what you want
to do. Yeah. Would yourather be the hero or the villain?
Villain? Get away with shit?Rather be the hero? Of course?
Yeah? Get away? Right?Yeah, it'd be like the Batman and

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Joker thing where I need you justto be me so exactly, and I
need you to be me so exactly. Would you rather go to the mall
with Vecna or grab a bite toeat with Freddy Krueger. Hmm, I
guess go to the mall with Vecna. Yeah. At least he'll scare all
the people away. Yeah, soyou can do your shopping alone. Yeah.
Plus, if you're getting food withFreddy Kruger, you're not actually eating

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it because you're the world. Ohyeah, that's true. We ever have
like a really good dream where you'reeating something and then like you wake up
to just like a puddle of droolon your pillow food. A lot of
times it happens around when I'm dieting, and like I just like dream like
I'm having like this really good burgeror something, and then I wake up

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in my pillows wet from me drooling. It's not a bitch. Would you
rather have to go a trigg ortreating every year for the rest of your
life or show up to every partyyou get invited to in a cossume?
Oh, tugar treating? Yeah,say a candy and not embarrassment. Yeah,
social anxiety and all that and nothing. Yeah. Would you rather have

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telekinesis or telepathy? Telepathy? Ithink I would prefer telekinesis because I'm lazy
and I would just like bring thingsto me. It's still kind of the
lazy, but considering I work ina giant warehouse, I could get people
that I need from way far awaywith that remark them like, hey,
come on, Yeah, I couldtalk to you know, my my work

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best friend while she's at home.Would you rather be a ghost for a
day or a witch? A ghost, I feel like I can get around
more. True, unless you're oneof those ghosts that's trapped to something.
Yeah, I was gonna say,I guess it depends on the limitations.
I'm going to assume I'm a limitlessghost. I think I think it'd be
cool to be a witch because Ican experiment with things. Yeah, but

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you're going to be a witch forlife. So that's true, but maybe
like a witch that actually knows whatthey're doing because I don't know. Well,
yeah, would you rather sleep inthe basement of a real haunted house
alone for one night or sleep ina cemetery alone for one night? I
kind of feel like the cemetery becauseit's you know, wide open and I

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can run. I would say thecemetery too, because if you were a
ghost, come on, you reallyget me. Hanging around dead bodies,
you're going to be haunting people.So I feel like a cemetery might be
the least haunted. Yeah, butI so, I feel like I would
break my neck trying to escape thebasement if something happened. Yes, so,
I just don't like basements in general. Haunt it or not, that's
true. Creepy either, spiders,cold, no things. Yeah, it's

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dark. Would you rather carve pumpkinsor bob for apples? Carve pumpkins,
Yeah, Bob for apples is tooclose to drowning. It's just drowning and
waterboarding yourself, no thanks, Andapples are hard to catch with your mouth,
are you kidding? Yeah, there'sa there's work involved in part carving
pumpkins, but it's work that I'dprefer to do. Yeah, and I
can watch a horror movie while Ido it. Would you rather have a

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pumpkin for our head or apples forfeet? A pumpkin for a right?
How do you get around on apples? Right? What the fuck? Like
a horse? Would you rather havea witch's green skin or a were wolves
harry fur? Like just of ahairy human? I guess green skin.

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I feel like you can hide greenskin with makeup. Yeah, and just
tell me you can't really like keepshaving? I mean you could keep shaving,
yeah, everywhere? How you canget your back and stuff? You
better have a partner, I guessyeah, Or just like lay out a
bunch of wax strips on the groundand roll whatever? Am I going to
rip it off? You know?Tongs? Barbecue tongs? That would be

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the most excruciating. Yeah, thatwould just suck all around stretch. Would
you rather get spooked by a bigclown or a freakitionly fast rat. A
freakily fast rat because it's probably fleeingand it's also smaller than the clown.
Would you rather be a zombie ora vampire vampire? Yeah, bombies are
dead most of all vampires, butvampires are like knowledgeable classic. Yeah.

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Would you rather be scared by someonehiding in the bush or see something creepy
in the mirror bush? Because youcan try to defend yourself against it.
Yeah, I can run from that. I can't run from the mirror.
I mean I can run from themirror, but I wouldn't. Then you
would probably break the mirror, whichyou wouldn't want to do because you're superstitious.
Yeah, but I would also wonderif it's just stuck to the mirror,
or is it something I can onlysee in the mirror, or is

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it actually behind you? Right?So bush it is. Would you rather
be the only one in costume atthe party or the only one without a
costume? Without? Yeah, itfeels more awkward if you're in costume.
I guess it depends what your costumeis, but the assumption is something that's
obviously a costume, right, likeif you were like dress as a hot
dog. Yeah, because that's essentiallywhy I dress as my coworkers for Halloween,

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because I know that nobody else onmy shift is going to dress up,
and it's also going to be comfortableyeah, So would you rather go
to a real haunted house or watcha horror movie marathon? Horror movie marathon?
I think? Would I be goingto the haunted house alone? Question
doesn't say I know so if youand I were going together and we were

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investigating it, yeah, that time, that would be significantly more fun.
Yeah, but a horror movie marathon'salso fun. I would like to go
to the haunted house, but ifyou had to go alone. I don't
do anything alone. We've established this. The alternative is doing the thing alone.
I will watch horror movies. Wouldyou rather watch a scary movie with

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a scary movie buff or with ascaredy cat? A scaredy cat. That's
why I watch them with you,because it's more fun. It's more fun
when someone's like scared, like whenwe go to Halloween Horne. It's it's
more fun giving people who are scaredthan people who act all tough. Right,
because even in the horror movie Facebookgroup I'm in just seeing the way
people talk about certain movies and likemust be funny parties, nip right.

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Would you rather put your hand intoa dark, slimy hole to try and
find something small or walk into avery spooky dark cave to try and find
something big? Do I want tofind something big? Because I definitely don't
want to put my hand in thehole, like if I'm looking for my
car. Well, this is adarkooky it says, a spooky dark cave.
So I'm assuming the big thing you'refinding is something scary. But why

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would I even do that? Neither, that's you can't say neither again,
I would probably do the cave becauseagain, I can run from whatever it
is. Maybe it can catch me, maybe not. But I'm definitely not
sticking my hand in a slimy hole. I think I would choose a slimy
hole though. Yeah. Yeah,if you're trying to find like an ear

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ring, do I have to besuccessful in finding it? Like kind of
just like do it real quick.I can't imagine it's just putting your hand
in and taking it back out.I'm pretty sure you have couldn't find it,
couldn't find its Sorry, Yeah,I'm sorry. I tried my best,
absolutely, Yep, that was mybest. My best was just trying
and on some days that is true. Okay, that ends our would you

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rather segment? The next one iswho's most likely to do something. Who
is most likely to star in ascary movie? Me? Yeah, I
don't want to do it, andyou would survive, or you'd be the
killer, or you'd be both twist, the loan survivor and the killer.
That's why you're the loan survi.I'm the lone survivor because I've murdered everybody.

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Has there ever been a movie likethat? I don't know, but
there should be. Now, thereshould be there. You go write your
movie now. Yes, who ismost likely to carve the best pumpkin?
You? Because you're a perfectionist.That's true. I spend way too much
time on that. We've done ittogether, perfect I made you watch Americans
Let Go. Yes, it wasmost likely to win a Halloween costume party.

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Damn. See that's that's hard becauseit depends like if it's if it's
like most creative, probably you Ifyea, I'm just gonna say you,
because I can't think of the alternativewould be. I feel like, if
if both of us were costplaying,we would put as much detail as possible
because like, we really appreciate reallygood cosplay. So I feel like if
a contest is involved and we wereboth participating, I feel like we would

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both put in our best effort andthere's a high chance that either one of
us could win. Yeah, hencemy long I don't. Yeah. Who's
most likely to secretly be a witchor a wizard? You? We well
not secret you're secretly a witch becausewe only just discovered it. So who's

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most likely to decorate the entire housefor Halloween? You done, already done?
I probably would if I had ahouse of my own and the motivation.
Who's most likely to skip the Halloweenparty? You? Yeah? Absolutely?

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I did skip a Halloween party lastweek. Who's most likely to pull
out the Ouiji board? Me?Yes, but then like, would you
use it? Usually? Hey,here's this thing? Okay, cool?
Bye? Do you like it?It's cool? Look at this thing I
have? Of all the classic Halloweencreatures, so vampires, were wolves,

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witches, zombies, mummies, ghosts, and clowns. Which would you most
likely want to live with? Vampirecould be witches, which is a pretty
good Which would you least likely livewith? Mummy? Mummy's are cross zombies
or zombies? Yeah? They're prettymuch the same, just ones wrapped and
desiccated. And our final question forour Halloween Q and A is who's most

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likely to get bitten by a vampireand not tell anyone? Probably me?
Yeah, I'd be like Christine,why are you flying? I don't know?
It's weird, don't you know?How? Like? Wait? Well
am I? Oh this silly thing. I've been able to do this for
years. I've been dabbling a bit. All right. We hope you enjoyed

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your spooky maybe not spooky Halloween Qand A with your tour guides and got
to know us a little bit.You dove into our brains, yes,
and we dove into each other's brains. That was fun. That's always fun.
Twenty plus years of friendship. Istopped counting after it hit twenty.
I'm just like twenty plus. Yeah, it's just it's probably very maybe for

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