Not Clickbabes Podcast

The Clickbabes are BACK (again) for their annual vibe check. Val and Mercedes dish the hot goss on their jobs, turning 25 and what it means to be a young, hot, sexy adult. Also, they spill if they're Team Selena or Team Hailey

Mercedes and Val have a big announcement to make... it's time for the truth. A long awaited and requested episode. The Clickbabes discuss the future of their podcast/the world/their friendship.

The Clickbabes are expecting... the worst! Listen to them discuss the ethics of childbirth, billionaires in space and the most embarrassing moments of their sexy lives. 

The Clickbabes can't get away from a life of excitement. Explore the highs and lows of bikini season, birthdays, robbery, and literature. 

Val and Mercedes start this week off with new introductions and a wild new vibe check. Val was stalked, Mercedes was enlightened and the Clickbabes start a new business called TwinThin. 

The baddies talk about capitalism, school bullies, and Mercedes' $50,000 hospital vacay. Will the Clickbabes be able to dismantle capitalism? Listen to find out!

The Clickbabes have their briefcase ready and court is now in session. Val’s enemy returns and Mercedes gains a new foe. We talk about the nitty gritty details of being scammed by Jerry and how we can never again trust a manager from a national ice cream chain. 

The Clickbabes dive into the art of gaslighting, manipulating and manifesting. Val reads Mercedes to filth about her horrible dating habits and we got scammed LIVE ON AIR. 

The Clickbabes discuss going under the knife and the meaning of life. Mercedes finally has something worth talking about happen to her and do men deserve the right to speak? They get into it!

Val and Mercedes talk about the most devastating, traumatic experience they have ever had... roommates. The Clickbabes tried to live, laugh, love but all they did was die, cry, loathe. Don't sign that lease yet with your bestie!

The Clickbabes are BACK and more sorry than ever! Val and Mercedes give you the weekly (or monthly) vibe check which includes a dead coyote, found love and a late ADHD diagnosis. 

Val and Mercedes take on 2021 with real hot girl shit. As always, they discuss their love lifes, careers and how they would handle being famous. 

Your favorite Clickbabes made it to one year! Val and Mercedes discuss their hiatus, and what they have been up to for the past couple of months. They also talk about the highs and lows of the podcast. Can you believe their mothers of a 1 year old podcast?! They can't!

Val and Mercedes give the world an update on their plans to find husbands via dating apps. The ladies admit they lack empathy and how they navigate this nasty world without it. The Clickbabes discuss how far they have come, year anniversaries, and the future of "Not Clickbabes" in this season finale. 

Mercedes and Val welcome their Clickbabes back with another episode about the misadventures of their lives. Val stole $4,000, Mercedes is still single and the Clickbabes talk about the crazy world we live in (as they always do). P.S Val gets a little too heated in this one. 

The Clickbabes discuss the validation they receive from dating apps as well as the lack of "husband" material they run into. Also, Val is a homewrecker?!

*Disclaimer: Mercedes' mic stopped working and so she sounds like she's at the bottom of a well for 98% of the episode so please disregard that. 

The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans. 

Val and Mercedes share their thoughts, radical opinions, and fears about the world. Also, Val was caught slippin and this episode is her confessional. The girls know their uploading schedule is bad-- so don't talk about it!

Val and Mercedes publicly apologize, again, for their terrible job at time management for a podcast that no one listens to. They play catch and emphasize the importance of selling your virginity as well as highlighting some sexy songs they have on their Spotifys.