Not That Damn Show

Ozzy’s dead. Hulk’s dead. Theo Huxtable’s dead. Our childhood officially tapped out last week, and we’re not okay about it. But the show must go on, so we drag Jaime into the NTDS Thunderdome for her shot at the fourth mic and things get... messy.

From farting up a plane cabin, selling pussy lips on eBay, Rob Williams’ drunk decline, Craigslist degenerates, Florida’s finest weirdos, and a very gay flamingo painting you can actually ...

What do you get when you mix a cheating CEO, a Florida man who sucks off a goat, and a blunt-smoking woman who’s been to jail and thinks pegging is romantic?

Episode 25 of Not That Damn Show.

Steph from Steph’s Rock Show joins us for an audition, and within minutes we’re talking about:

• Shitting your pants to get out of a speeding ticket

• Bleaching your asshole “out of respect”

• And whether or not it counts as rape if the guy just “was...

Jenn with Two Ns crashes America’s Loudest Podcast and instantly regrets her life choices. Stroke drops another dick anthem, Ian gets roasted by a listener named Chad Rock (yes, seriously), and Mikey forces everyone to play “Girl or Metalhead.” Confessions get dark, a murderer shows up in our dating game, and the Digital Dumpster fire is overflowing with digital fire.

This episode’s got everything: thirst traps, cereal moans, dick w...

What the hell do a monkey’s ass, a used condom, medicinal cocaine, and clam-covered coochies have in common? They’re all part of this week’s disasterpiece featuring team audition #2: Temu Lara. Plus: a new song, Florida’s crack cavity king, wild voicemails, trashy confessions, and proof that PBR really is poor beer.

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✅ Co-host Audition: Meet Temu Lara a.k.a. Lara a.k.a....

We’ve added a new level of Damn to the show this week—meet Kira, our female co-host candidate who isn’t afraid to jump into the insanity. We talk Aftershock, mom life, bartending, and how to tell someone to “go f*ck a horse” in sign language. Yeah. That happened.

Meanwhile, Mikey saw a certain ESPN douchebag walking down his street, which kicked off a Damn List of people who need to vanish. Ian brings back CraigsLust, we roast weird...

Mikey’s back from a wild vacation and somehow survived Ohio, Cedar Point, a tornado, Mr. Hero, and a midnight visit from the weirdest cop alive. Ian and Stroke are here to break down the madness, question Mikey’s life choices, and play a round of Real News or Fake News that includes Costco cards, pole dancers at a middle school, and a sex cult startup.

💩 Can We Stop? returns with Dammits calling out society
🧠 Confessionals ...

Strap in (or on) because this week’s NTDS is a fully loaded buffet of internet insanity, foot freaks, and digital degenerates. We break down toe-suckers, tampon-hurling Ironman runners, coke-loving dumbasses who literally call the cops on themselves, and th...

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America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dud...

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.

This week:

• Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed

• Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam

• A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #...

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company.
Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.

And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome to Episode 17!

Also:

• 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still s...

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. 

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The te...

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent vid...

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about kara...

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This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications

• Check voicemails and read your comm...

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Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig in...

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.

Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.

We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.

And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator o...

This week, we launch our new website and merch store!

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We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and...

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

• Launch the damn merch store (finally),

• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),

• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,

• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),

• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),

• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting b...