Not That Damn Show

We found out Google thinks our show is about dengue fever and dick rash. That tracks. From there it only gets dumber. This episode has it all: karaoke rage, foot fetish crimes, hangover confessions, and a brand-new Strokeified banger — the Dirt Squirrel National Anthem. Also, someone scheduled sex like it’s a fuckin’ dental cleaning.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• 🦠 NTDS vs. NTDS — The crew discovers they’re fighting SEO...

The gang returns with another unfiltered round of oversharing — poop confessions, weird hygiene talk, astrology nonsense, and an honest debate about which Halloween candy belongs in hell. Craig’s Lust makes a filthy comeback, someone learns what “sugaring” really means, and it all ends in snacks, shame, and laughter.

💩 Poop stories and post-wipe routines nobody needed.
🧼 The horror of “sugaring” explained in too much detail.

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that abso...

Today on America’s Loudest Podcast:
The gang blasts into zero gravity sex 🚀, commits mild medical fraud 🏥, and drops a Strokeified power ballad that will ruin your marriage and your soul: “No Wrong Hole.”

⚖️ Rick the Lawyer returns to explain why toothbrush cum might be illegal and how to legally shoot someone in the balls.

🌴 Florida’s got:
• Nut-biting drunks
• AI-generated rape hoaxes
• Cheeseburger assaults
• Bea...

The gang slides face-first into Episode 42 with pumpkin patch PTSD, death comets, and two new contenders for the horniest songs of all time. It’s definitely not family-friendly... unless your family’s into docking, vasectomy stories, or Elk Grove Kia jingles.

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• 🎃 Mikey & 2N watch the Goonies in a field of genital-wart-covered pumpkins

• 🍆 2 new Strokeifieds “The Power of My Dick” — a New D...

🎧 Today on America’s Loudest Podcast, things get uncomfortably hilarious FAST. From thermoses shoved up asses to 100 bloody tampons thrown on a lawn, this episode is equal parts felony and freakshow. This is America, People.. Its not us.

The gang debates:

• What to do if your girl’s OBGYN is a smoke show 👨‍⚕️🔥

• Is it ever okay to NOT tell your spouse about old nudes?

• The Digital Dick of the Week showdown: Notebook Rape Threat Guy ...

After a week off, the NTDS crew limps into episode 40 with questionable energy, AI-generated pussy anthems, and a jingle countdown no one asked for. It’s weird. It’s immature. It’s slightly less terrible.

🎶 Mikey drops two new songs: “The Power of Pussy” (Country vs. Pop). One is giving Reba, the other is giving Kesha on mushrooms. You vote, winner goes on Strokeified Vol. 2.

👩‍🎤 “Girl or Metalhead” returns. The hair is flowing. T...

Wanna know what happens when four degenerates with low testosterone and bad judgment get together to solve legal dilemmas, talk porn algorithms, and debate the ethics of peeing yourself for Nine Inch Nails? Welcome to Episode 39.

🧠 Ian drops Random Facts about signal lights, milk, medieval words, and porn search stats.

🥵 Mikey diagnoses everyone with Irritable Male Syndrome, aka Male PMS, and the crew takes the highly scientific IM...

Cowboys cry. Raccoons get drunk. And someone’s dad might be cheating on Instagram. Episode 38 of America’s Loudest Podcast delivers the most unhinged game segment yet and a confessional pile of emotional damage you can’t unsee. Also: ass swabs. For real.

💥 Stroke makes a grown-ass cowboy cry in a karaoke bar, then drops science about raccoons in buttholes. Yes, you read that right.

💥 Ian gets philosophical about dick pics, ball...

America’s Loudest Podcast returns with whale handjobs, strip club lies, and a scuba-suited Florida Man who pulled off the most badass Disney robbery of all time. Episode 37 is a sweaty mess of skunk beer, disappearing dogs, and confessions that probably require a legal team.

💥 Stroke brings Florida Man madness involving meth, sea turtle eggs, and flying children.💥 Ian hits us with random facts no one asked for, like how Hitler...

Episode 36 of NOT That Damn Show is pure gasoline on the dumpster fire. Mikey and his family almost get family T-boned by a Cybertruck douchelord, Stroke debates whether his asshole waxing is medical or sexual, and Jenn admits she got fired for the “hard R” without ever saying it.

The crew dives headfirst into Jimmy Kimmel’s spectacular fall, why late-night TV is DOA, and the corporate/advertiser chokehold that makes “free speech” a...

Stroke’s dodging Facebook death threats, Target’s out here selling pants with built-in vagina lips, and somehow we end up in a full debate about whether our d**ks qualify as “pretty.”

Along the way we run into a woman blasting her neighbor with a flare gun, a lady who registered her dog to vote, squirrels that jerk it for fun, and a Craigslist couple recruiting for their 100-man urinal fantasy league.

Then we break down the worst pro...

Stroke gets into a flag fight so dumb it almost ends with FBI involvement all because he pissed off some CA clown with a trolling post. The guy even threatened to cave in his skull. Normal stuff.

Mikey tries to keep the show grounded, but that goes to hell once Ian starts braggin about all the stupid shit he's bought.

Meanwhile, Jenn defends her taste in long-ass, boring movies. Smut or What returns, and yes it's just as dist...

Episode 33 of America’s Loudest Podcast starts heavy with 9/11 ... yeah, we went there. Real stories, conspiracy chatter, and the weird quiet that followed. Then we do what we do best: derail into the dumbest shit imaginable. Bigfoot is just blurry, Disney employees had crabs, Trader Joe’s is running psy-ops with their parking lots, and Big Bread is burning your toast on purpose.

Craigslist? Absolute filth. Birthday blowjob requests...

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The crew is back with the first of TWO episodes a week. What could go wrong?

• We kick things off with the Patreon Party and That Damn Night Out – karaoke disasters, Ian’s casino luck, Thunde...

They said it couldn’t be done. So we did it live, loud, and in front of a massive crowd.

This episode is the full recording from our first-ever live show at The Boardwalk, and it was absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Lara came back. Amanda grabbed the mic. Confessions got weird. Dicks were flying. And somehow a gay flamingo ended up on stage.

🔻 What’s inside:
• The night opens with a funeral for Sacramento radio and a...

Reno guy writes in, we drag 98 Rock again, and Mikey wonders if we’re about to completely tank our first live show. Stroke rolls out a Florida Man highlight reel featuring sharks, drunk teachers, a drug drone, and a dagger-wielding jester. Ian piles on with his contrarian takes, Jenn gets her first official roast in song form, and somehow we end up knee-deep in confessions that should’ve stayed buried.

This week on America’s Loudest...

It’s back-to-school season, so naturally we’re talking about Narcan in the backpack, Plan B in the pencil pouch, and how Florida Man managed to strike again… except this time it wasn’t even Florida.

98 Rock celebrates itself as if anyone outside the building cares and somehow voicemails spiral into butt stuff thanks to a man name Nick Monroe. 

This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

• 98 Rock throws itself a holiday and nobody is su...

2N Jenn survived the auditions, ignored all the red flags, and officially joined America’s Loudest Podcast 🤷🏼‍♂️

This week on NTDS:
Our new fourth mic gets roasted, interrogated, and instantly dragged into listener drama thanks to some Facebook detectives with way too much free time.
Voicemails range from meh to “please never call us again,” and Florida Man returns with headlines that make you wonder if the state is even rea...