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America’s Loudest Podcast is back, and this week’s show is a flaming mess you won’t be able to look away from. We’ve got gay objects, tampon-slinging marathoners, a dud...

The Co-Host Search hits a turning point—and yeah, we had to break our own rules again.Things are getting real: six badass women made the cut, and it’s time to see who can survive a full episode with the guys without running for the hills.

This week:

• Full breakdown of the Top 6 picks—and why one of them may already be cursed

• Voicemails, confessions, and comments straight from the Damn Fam

• A brand-new Strokeified banger that’s pure #...

Stroke nearly gets fired for accidentally recording the CEO of a major radio company.
Some ex-drummer from that band Trapt is still publicly sobbing because seven years ago, the NTDS crew helped his wife get a divorce—on air.

And meanwhile, a full-grown Facebook lunatic thinks Messenger is a federal offense and wants to fight Mikey in a Walmart parking lot.

Welcome to Episode 17!

Also:

• 🔥 AI snitches and the jobs still s...

Episode 16 of Not That Damn Show starts with Mikey losing his sh*t over people who send voice memos instead of texts. 

From there, it spirals (as usual). A listener wears a fanny pack with zero shame. Someone’s brother owns a raccoon. Listeners also pitched merch ideas like a band-style poster and a Not That Damn Show tote bag, because apparently y’all want to carry us around now.. And the Facebook group? Still out of control.

The te...

Episode 15 of Not That Damn Show kicks off with Mikey calling out some Facebook crybaby for whining about being @’d—so naturally, he’s on the list. From there, it gets worse. Someone brought nachos to a date. Ian may or may not have touched a horse d*ck. And Mikey's daughter’s school? Evacuated. Because some idiot lit a Chromebook on fire thanks to TikTok.

We watch co-host audition tapes from the applicants who actually sent vid...

America’s Loudest Podcast is back with an episode full of wild internet drama, viral trends, unfiltered life advice, and the kind of stories you probably shouldn’t be listening to at work.

Mikey, Ian, and Stroke dive into stalker DMs, poop-scooping startups, and the most uncomfortable listener messages we've ever received—including one about foot stuff (yep). They break down the viral “100 men vs gorilla” debate, rant about kara...

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This week, the crew is unhinged and fully loaded:

• They torch some truly chaotic co-host applications

• Check voicemails and read your comm...

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Arnie States joins the degenerates this week for what might be the most unhinged episode of NOT That Damn Show yet. We talk glory holes, racist dogs, hot teachers, and dudes fist-fighting trees in Florida. Mikey rants about Chipotle cheese crimes, Ian loses it over karaoke rules, and Stroke waves a gun again (obviously).

We also announce that we have an announcement...?? Drop a new Strokeified banger about anonymous head, and dig in...

The final free video episode is here—and it’s a wild one.

Mikey accidentally drives straight into a full-blown police standoff while doing Lyft. Stroke brings a new Strokefied anthem to life. Ian breaks down bar fights.

We drop TWO new “Am I the Asshole?” stories that include chicken nuggets, a funeral, and a literal litter box dump.

And yes, we finally talk to the man behind the legendary internet trap for idiots—Bob Innes, creator o...

This week, we launch our new website and merch store!

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We go full throttle into HOA rage, Florida Man madness, and internet trash you can't unsee. Mikey gets fined for letting his kids be kids, Ian brings useless products, and Stroke dives into the swamp. Also, one girlfriend thinks her man is secretly gay for his best friend. Oh, and...

In this jam-packed, almost-too-much-to-handle episode of NOT That Damn Show, we:

• Launch the damn merch store (finally),

• Kick off the Aftershock Giveaway (April 2nd—mark it or suck it),

• Read wild voicemails, including one from a stoner sandwich lover,

• Introduce the most tragically hilarious Lara Farewell Song (get tissues),

• Debate the dumbest fashion trends women wear (don’t cancel us),

• Crown new Florida Men (including an ear-biting b...

We didn’t think this episode would start like this—but here we are. Lara drops major news, and it changes everything. Is this the end of an era, or just another chapter in the madness?

But don’t worry, we don’t get sentimental for too long before diving headfirst into:
🔥 “Am I The Asshole?” – One of us might actually be the villain
🔥 Florida Man Strikes Again – Another day, another dumb crime
🔥 New NOT That Damn Show Songs – Bangers...

🚨 AI is officially out of control, and we’ve got proof. 🚨

• Stroke got his hands on some wild new AI tech – and it’s already causing problems.
• "You're On The List" debuts! We’re putting people in their place, one roast at a time.
• Florida Man strikes again – because stupidity is undefeated.
• Aftershock & Rockville talk – Mikey’s daughter wants to go, but there’s some drama.
• Random chaos because, well, it’s NOT That Damn Show.

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Lara finally shows up (late, obviously), just in time to hear Stroke’s horrific pants-shitting incident at work—yes, full details included. From there, we dive into your unhinged voicemails, covering everything from old radio grudges to someone (allegedly) having herpes on their butthole.

Then, in WTF News, we break down the week’s dumbest headlines, including...

This episode has everything—sketchy Craigslist finds, a voicemail from the depths of hell, and Stroke casually dropping a baby into the conversation. Ian and Mikey are at peak sarcasm, Lara is just trying to hold it together, and things spiral quickly into absolute madness.

🔹 WTF Craigslist: Why are people like this?🔹 Strokes' big news—no one saw this coming🔹 The worst things we’ve seen this week🔹 The dumbest arguments we’ve eve...

Mikey gets fired (yes, really) for talking sh*t on his job, Ian bragged about something to do with Dave and Busters (IDK I wasn’t paying attention), Lara’s family survives a car wreck, and Stroke… well, he’s just vibing. 

Plus, we’ve got WTF News featuring a Florida man crashing into a tree, a Mormon-hunting airline passenger, and a teacher who thinks she's a cat… Metal Monday, Am I The Asshole, Damn Problem … Also, a huge bombshell...

In this episode ofNOT That Damn Show, we’re going all in. Stroke’s engagement kicks things off, third time’s the charm, right? But just when you think it’s all love and happiness, we bring on Wine Rack’s ex-wife, Janelle, to spill the tea on what life was really like with him (spoiler: it wasn’t pretty). Let’s just say warts and jizz shirts make an unexpected appearance.

Then, Lara reads her infamous email,the mic-drop moment that e...

You begged. You pleaded. You clearly have questionable taste. And now, you got what you wanted. This is NOT That Damn Show … PODCAST

In this long-overdue reunion, Mikey, Lara, Ian, and Stroke dust off the mics and jump back into what they do best: talking sh*t, getting sidetracked, and questioning their life choices. From broken equipment to old radio war stories, the crew relives the good, the bad, and the definitely-shouldn’t-be-...