#47 - Getting Stoned - (Gary Stone) - #NotAboutUpod

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome toanother edition of Not About You
podcast starring myself, Jamaal Harrington, hailing from
Brooklyn, NY and my Co host Marianne Riley and Romeo Nash
from the great state, from the great state of Washington and

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our guest today. Oh my God, very funny guy.
I love I I wake up every morningreading his his daily Facebook
post. Ladies and gentlemen, our guest
today, Gary Stone. Gary, how are you this fine
evening? Thank you for having me and I
very much enjoyed this so far. So this should be a really fun

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podcast I'm looking forward to. It I'm sure this will be and
coming hailing from the great state of Oklahoma.
Actually, I'm from Texas. I've lived in Alaska, I've lived
in Japan, I've lived in Las Vegas, 49 to 50 states I've been
to and I've been to six countries around the world.
So I'm not pitched, held to Oklahoma.

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Well, as I I stand corrected, this guy is.
Yeah, I know, right? Was it currently residing?
Currently residing. In Yeah it's a very very long
boring story but let's just say fate ended me up back here and
I've got some close friends hereand stuff and I went to Florida

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recently about 3 years ago I lasted four months I hated
Florida came back met my girlfriend so now we're waiting
for the kids to get a little bitolder than we're going towards
Las Vegas so Arizona so. Before I, before we start the,
the podcast, I just want to put this out there, but those are

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listen for those of people who have never listened to this
podcast before. I do want to say there's
something kind of like practicing this in my head.
But this, this podcast and the people who have listened to it
and the people who are on it andthe people who, you know, throw
the ideas on us. I do feel the need that we
should reiterate this because meand Gary were kind of like

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talking a little bit before the before the show.
And we, I, I know I can speak for Marianne.
I know I can speak for Romeo. I know I could, I feel like I
could speak for, you know, our listeners.
For the most part we are not, I repeat we are not a hateful

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podcast. And when I say we're not
hateful, what I what I mean is we are pro trans, we are pro
gay, we are pro black, we are pro Mexican, we are pro
Hispanic. We are pro.
Living. Your life.
We are pro. Living your best life.
We don't give 2 flying fucks what you identify as OK?

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We are just about being good people and living your best
life. We are.
I couldn't say it better myself.We are pro interracial
marriages. Interracial.
Dating clearly. We are.
We are. We are.
Yeah, clearly, as we put a circle through, you know, the

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current screen, right now we arepretty much pro anything that we
feel does not hurt human beings.Yeah, of course.
Live and let live. I kind of #1 I should not.
I should not have to say this atall.

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I really shouldn't. We've had different kinds of
people on the show, whether you're gay.
Some Republicans feel that they don't want to.
They don't want to come on the show because I think we're going
to make one of them. That's never the case.
Yeah. No, it's just like, I mean,
this, this, this podcast is all about perspective, Perspective.

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Per. You know.
Respect and. Perspective.
Yeah, I mean that, that that's really all it is.
I mean, don't get me wrong, we have made fun of things, yes.
But at the same time, we're we're we don't.
I don't hate Republicans, not for nothing.
Let's get. To the point, let's get to the
point 'cause I feel like there'ssomething.

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No, no, no. But I just, I just no, I am
actually getting the point. This is the point.
This is the point of the podcast.
Because The thing is, I always feel like every time I try to
invite somebody, whether they are a Trump supporter, whether
they are somebody who have listened to this podcast and
they're just like, yeah, we feellike you learn more towards
Blue. It's like you haven't really.
You've yes, you've listened to the podcast and we have said

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things about our current administration that you may not
like. But at the same time.
While you're. Afraid to?
Not. Get on the show and have a
conversation or what have you. You haven't given us a reason
to. You haven't given us.
Your side, you know what I'm saying?

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And again, I'm all for listening.
I am all for listening for the most part.
I don't know if you guys have been on on on on social media
today. You want to talk about civil
war. It is crazy, crazy, crazy.
And why I think you guys know why I don't have to say two
things happened today. And number one, first of all,
I'm going to start with #1A school shooting again, which I,

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which I like to call a Wednesdayin America, in Colorado.
Yeah, but it was Colorado this time.
Yeah. And I don't know if you know
this or not, Jamal, but last week here in Pierce County in
Washington, not too far away from where we live, a 13 year

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old kid was arrested because he had ideations of committing a
school suicide and shooting a our school shootings.
And he also had a boatload of guns.
Like like an Arsenal. An insane arsenal.

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And his kid had ARS. Yeah, Machine guns, these, It
was crazy. It was crazy.
They had at least 45 to 50 guns.Yeah.
That this kid had. He was 13 years old and.
Had access, so there was. They showed all these guns on

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the news. I reshot.
He had and I'm like, I thought this kids dad must be an Army
Ranger or something to have access to all of these guns.
It was crazy. All these guns that they got
from this kid, he was 13. Yeah, I I can't even understand

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any 13 year old having access tothat amount of guns, that kind
of weaponry. It was in it was absolutely
insane. And then but they did, they
were, and he had a manifesto, everything.
And they were able to got wind of it ahead of time and was able
to stop this kid before he actually did commit the crimes.

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And and so it was like Washington was almost on that
list. We, we were not on there, Yeah,
thank God, but we were almost onthat list of, of school
shootings. And then today another school
shooting in Colorado and, and, and incredibly, incredibly sad.

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So, so and then you were saying that there was 2 situations that
happened today. Well, Speaking of school
shootings, Charlie Kirk was alsoshot at a College in Utah, so
they weren't giving a speech. Yeah, one of the reddest places
on the planet, which was kind ofreally ironic because now you

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wonder, is Trump going to send troops in there now?
Because I thought he was just doing this to the liberals and
trying to stick it to the Democrats and the progressives.
Oh, yeah, and, and Utah is, you know, like you said, it is
insanely red. It is Charlie.
Said. He but Charlie Kirk actually
let's him let's be very clear, he has since died he has since

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passed away so. Yeah.
Yeah, I've I've got 3. He didn't just get shot.
He. Actually know where he survived.
That. No, he's, he's did.
He did not survive. And but like he said, some
shootings are. Well, I have the a quote, I have

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a Charlie Kirk quote that I wantto share that I think is is
really incredibly poignant for this, this episode, he wrote.
I think it's worth it. It's worth to have a cost of
some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the

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Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.
OK. Bill, he got what he voted for.
He That was a direct quote from Charlie Kirk.
That's yeah, that was a. Direct quote from him.
So does he. I hope that you know it's care
for what you wish for well. And you know, they, they did get

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a suspect in custody, but they since released them because it,
it was not the first that thought it was.
So I know that there's still an incredible amount of
investigations going on right now.
There's there's a lot of uncertainty that and not aware
of everything that that fully happened.

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But yeah, right now everybody's social medias is exploding with.
Oh, it's like a what happened civil war on social media.
I remember I got a notification on my phone that of of the
shooting in Idaho. I mean, I'm sorry, Idaho and

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Utah and I'm just kind of like, oh, OK, another school shooting
and I'm like, this is something that's not going to be reported.
Then I got another notification that said Charlie Kirk was shot
in the neck. And they said that they had,
like you said, the suspects in custody.

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But now you're saying that there's they don't actually have
the suspect that actually did the shooting, which is like, you
know, Yikes. It.
Could have been, it could have been updated.
It could have been updated. This is the last information
that I had, which was before I started driving because I'm on
my way home. We're we're on our way home from

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Canada and we were in port and we took the ferry to Port
Andrew. So we had to drive.
We're driving. It's a 2 hour drive.
So I haven't that was elated. There might have been an
additional information, but that's where I'm at.
Yeah, they did have a custody suspect in custody, and then

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they realized that that was not the person that they were
looking at. So that person was released.
It is very wow. This is such a explosive
situation anyway. It is like civil war.

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Well, the thing about it is, it's also, it goes back to Larry
Flynt's assassination tap back in like the early, late 1979 era
around there. If you don't get the
assassination person, the personis pulling the gun, then you're
going to have a hard time finding them afterwards.

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And because, I mean, now they'reoff in the dust and who knows?
And if they were that good to clean their tracks up to this
point, it's going to be hard to find them now.
Right, right. And you know, so The thing is

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that I am not real familiar withthe, the town that the that
university is in. I'm not sure where it's at.
It's right north of Ogden. OK, so I do know where that is.
Yeah, it's in between. Like Provo.
It's above I I think it's right next to Provo, above there.
Yeah, I've been there several times.

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I I spent a lot of time in Salt Lake, so.
But. And no, Salt Lake's beautiful.
I just can't stand Mormons so. The Mormon, the the very strict
Mormons and I do not get along. We do not.
There's there. I will say that there are

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absolutely some aspects of theirreligion that I respect and
admire. There are absolutely some, some
things that they do that is veryrespectful and how they took
care of their people. As far as like, I know that they
have food banks that 'cause I have a family that lives there

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in, in Utah. And I know that part of the food
banks like they, they make, theygrow their own vegetables and
out of those vegetables that they grow, they use that to make
the, the different things that they use that they stock in
their church. And they don't sell it, but

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they, they use it as part of their, what they give to the
community in need. And I'm trying to remember what
it was. Oh my God, it was so freaking
good. I wish they did sell it because
I would have bought it. Well, it's a couple of items,
but OK. Other than that, like there's,
you know, and I used to live, I,when I was a teenager, I lived

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in St. George, UT, Mormonville, USA.
So it was, and I was coming out of the backwoods.
So to say that there was a huge disposal of like huge difference
of what our our political and religious thoughts were.

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And yeah, we did not get along too well.
But I can I can absolutely appreciate some of their stuff
that they have nowadays. Well, the Mormons have become
more of a banking institution than they have a religion, and
they're all about human control over their congregation and how
much rights they could put up their church up your ass.

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So and. They've always been about that.
They've always been about tryingto put their.
Church up your ass. If you do want to watch a great
documentary, see. That because.
Oh, go ahead. Oh, let's say if you want to
watch a great documentary about Mormons, Proposition 8.

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It is a fantastic documentary. OK.
Proposition 8. OK.
Or it might be top eight, top 8 or Proposition 8.
But it's a great documentary of how basically they can come into
your home and tell you how to work your checkbook and
everything and how much how muchthey manipulate the system in

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Utah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. And, and, you know, there's a
lot of things that I can say that the nuances and stuff.
I remember, So when I, when I moved to St.
George, UT, I was moving out of the deep backwoods of, of
Washington. And when I see, you know,

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people, they don't typically think of Washington State as
having like a boondocks. They really don't.
We're not something that would come up.
But I grew up 40 miles from the nearest town.
No running water, indoor plumbing or electricity like we
had outhouses, right? So I came from the deep
backwoods to St. George, UT red dirt in
Mormonville, USA and it was To say it was a culture shock is an

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understatement. Like I was blown away at how
different our cultures were. I felt like I came into an
entirely different like an alienplanet and not just because of
the red dirt. So it you know, and they are,
they are very, they're more than.

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And it depends on what part of Utah you're in too.
Like if you're in in like I tookRomeo to go see my family down
by Saint George or we were in Cedar City.
And the first time we went to a Walmart and I showed him, look,
you can always tell who the sister wives are when you're
walking around. Oh yeah, at the Walmart.

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And he goes, how how can you tell?
And I said I won't even have to point them out to you.
I said you'll be able to see them.
They will stick out like a sore thumb when we're walking around.
You will see the sister wives. And right about then, one of the
a couple of the girls were walking by and he was like, are

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you hitting me? I mean like how would you
describe how they were drafted by?
Well, they look like pilgrims, like, yeah, like early, early
age pilgrims, you know, like, like, did you guys not evolve

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through time? What the hell?
Like they were bonnets. They kind of look like
Mennonites in a way. Yes, yes.
Melanites. Mennonites.
Yes. Yes, like covered up.
Like up to the, to the, to the tilt to the.
Layer up to their their chin. Underneath their chin they had

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the the. Yes.
They had the the dresses and allthe way down to the, the bottom
of the hem of the dress hit the floor and they, yeah, and and
they were homemade dresses. So it was.
That little house on the Prairie?

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Oh, God, yeah. It's a little house.
Really good description of what they look like.
Yeah. Yeah.
So yeah, the first time Romeo ever saw them.
So it is to me. It's so strange because like,

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women should be like the 1800s when it comes to women, we
should be the 1800s. We should serve our husbands.
We should be married. We should all be married.
We should all procreate. We should all you know.
Yeah, there's definitely a. Well, there's a a big thing with

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the Christian nationalism right now where they basically want to
make it the hands maid's tale all over again.
And, you know, my girlfriend is actually addicted to that show.
Hi, Becca. And it is, it is actually, it is
one of the most disturbing showsI've ever watched because it

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could actually really freaking happen.
Yeah, and but The thing is, is what's so disturbing to us about
the Handmaidens tell is how it'sactually starting to play out.
We're actually seeing it. Like I never in my entire life,
like I don't know how old you are, Gary, but I never in my

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entire life ever thought that after we fought so hard to have
the right for abortion and womento well, let's.
Throw Roe versus Wade right out the damn window.
I have to start all over with that shit.
Like how the fuck did that happen?

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What the fuck did we lose? That's called lawyers.
As long as we have lawyers that are corrupt in this country,
nothing's ever going to get doneproperly because someone's
always going to be on the buy. Someone's always going to be on
the take, and nothing's going toget done because people can be
fucking bought out, Plain and simple.
That's it. It is, it is very disturbing

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though. It's, I mean, it's, there's like
how the fuck, how the fuck did we roll back?
I, I mean, I, I remember coat hanger abortions, you know, I
remember the girls died. Lots of girls between like

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788283. There was tons of girls back
then and, you know, 'cause they wanted to hide it from their
parents cause of shame. The Christian, you know,
whatever the case may be. Yeah, Because religion always
puts shame to it. They always do.
Because that's a way to make yousubmit.

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Full you control. It's all about that control.
And, you know, shame, Yes. And Catholics are very good
about that because you've never had guilt like Catholics, you're

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born into guilt. You know, you, you, you feel the
guilt every time you turn around.
And so this is, is definitely, you know, they use it as a way
to control the populace. And what is so incredibly just
fucking disturbing to me is thatthese rights, that women, I
remember the, the, my mother, my, my mom, that generation, the

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generation above me fighting forour rights.
I remember driving down the fucking road and I remember my
mom almost drove us off the roadbecause it was the burn the bra
situation right where all the women were literally burning
their bras. And this is when you are a big
chested girl. Jogging without a bra is not

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should never happen. And the woman was jogging and
one boob was smacking her in theear and then the other one, I
mean like it was just beating her as she's jogging.
And my mom's dying laughing and she almost drove us off the
road. But I understand.
I remember that was the burn thebra generation.
I mean, and a lot of the girls these these days don't know what
the hell we're talking about because we had to fight so hard

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and in the blink of a fucking eye it was taken away from us.
Well, it's just like Iran. I mean, you know, when the
Ayatollah and all that bullshit and then you look at women from
Iran, they were going around in jeans, regular skirts, stuff
like that. They all suddenly change the
jihad. And now no one has personality,

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no one has this. Everything's about submit or
you're going to get fucking stoned.
And we're not talking the good kind.
No, and, and it's not just that,though, it's just that they're,
it's not just that they have to submit.
They're not allowed to be educated, they're not allowed to
have a job. They can't do things outside the
home, You know, and, and even today, I want it, it makes me

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think like I want, I want to talk about kind of like this is
along those lines too. Because if people think that we
are making a big deal about thisand that, you know, us little us
lefties and all that shit, let me tell you this story. 30 years
ago I told the doctors, 30 yearsago, two weeks ago, I said,

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look, when I have this child go in there and tie my tubes, I
want you to slice them, dice andtie them, burn them.
Don't ever let them work again. Because if they do, you're
raising it. And I fought with doctors.
They, they were like, oh, you'reso young.
You're only, Are you sure you want to do this?

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It's just really, what if you change your mind?
You know, you can't go back. And I'm like, look, dude, how
many kids would you want to haveif you knew that every single
time you had to be gutted open? Because my children were
enormous. I had monster huge kids.
They took both of my sons early because they said the oldest
boy, if I went full term, would have been 16 lbs and his brother

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would have been even bigger. And no, it was not because of
gestational diabetes or anythinglike that.
I just grow some big, OK. That was 8 lbs three oz.
And that was considered huge forthat time.
So, yeah, my sons were 9 pounds,12 ounces, both of them, and
they took them early. And my, my oldest boy, yeah,
they would. They took them early because

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they kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
And my oldest boy, they told me straight up, if I'd have tried
to give vaginal delivery to him,he would have gotten stuck and
crippled and they'd have had to shove them back in me and do an
emergency C-section. OK, so because of this I told
the doctors I do not want any more children.

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Two children is absolutely I. Don't know how to do it looks
like. OK, I got it.
Is two children is absolutely a reasonable thing.
I don't think that that's being,you know, like I'm not holding
out on the world or anything like that.

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Fast forward to today. What?
Probably about three years ago, my stepdaughter had a baby five
years ago. Beautiful baby, our beautiful
grandbaby. We love her to death, but mom
died twice giving birth. My.

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Daughter, Romeo's daughter and the doctors told her if you ever
have children again, it will kill you.
It your child will die and you will die.
You cannot hold a child, you cannot get pregnant again.
So you would think, you would think with that kind of
information that doctors would be like, yeah, you absolutely

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should get your tubes tied. They want.
Her to do nothing. They will not let her do it
because she's a woman. Well, you know what, if you
change your mind and she's like,what the fuck are you talking
about? How do I that I don't want to
die, I'm not going to change my mind that I don't want to die in
childbirth because I can't hold the baby and the baby's going to

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die too. What the fuck?
And they will not let her tie her tubes because she does.
She's just a woman who doesn't know what she wants.
That's the mentality of our doctors in America in 2021.
To money. Yeah, and, and to this day, even
any of the other doctors, they still will fucking tell her

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that. And it's, it shocks the hell out
of me that 30 years later, my bonus daughter is going through
the same fucking bullshit that Iwent through.
And now we're we're, we're goingbackwards.
We're reverting, we're going backwards.
Just put it up on the screen. I mean, personally, I believe if

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someone takes their religion andthey interfere with it with any
kind of policies when it comes to medicines, treatments, I say
take away their hearing aids, take away their reading glasses,
take away all of it. Don't.
No, no, no cherry pick. If you're going to do it, do it
100% because you see people. Oh, I need aspirin.

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Well, no, no, no, no. You can't have that either.
You know, if you're going to tryto make decisions for somebody
else, you should be the first one to step up and say, hey, I'm
going to go teetotal 2. I think it's only fair.
But no, it's kind of like it's, you know, don't do as I do, do
as I say. And you know, there's so much.

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Hypocrisy right now in America with all that bullshit.
And and that is it exactly is the hypocrisy.
But it's not even that. It's more than just hypocrisy.
It is in, in, in bottom line, women are just vessels.

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OK, I got it. Hold on.
I'm going to hop out of this. What's up, buddy?
Hey, I'm still here. I think she's a reverting from

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her camera. They have like this big set up
in their room. So I think they're going to,
Yeah, they are. So the, the, the problem is, is
that even today, even today, women are made to feel like our
sole purpose is to pop out otherkids and just to be barefoot and

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pregnant. That that's the sole design of
women. And that if we can't have
children, then we are less than we are less than, we are less
than less human. We are less than fucking dogs if

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we can't pop out fucking kids. And we thought that we came so
far for everything that we fought for in the 70s and early
80s only to have it like the world just said.
Oh Psych, just kidding, you girls are still nothing but cum

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dumpsters and go ahead and and you know if you owe you can't
have children. OK, well you're useless then.
Yeah, now they're about to take away Y'all right to vote.
Well, they're trying. They're trying to take away
everything. Everything.
Oh, suffrage is back on the 20 project 2025.

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Yeah. And.
And hedgewigs or hedgewigs that that bitch, whatever his name
is. Yeah, he's already talked about,
you know, the suffrage thing, removing it.
And I'm like, the thing about itis, and that's why I don't even
like the name of it because a lot of women like, what is it?
Because they didn't learn it in school.

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They didn't pay attention in school, but they should have
learned it. And it's kind of like women
fought so fucking hard for that.And I mean, and people don't
understand when you're a minority, you have to help other
minorities in order to achieve aboat because you know, when you

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got one class that's way ahead in the numbers, it might take
three different groups just to match up the one and.
And generations to get there. It's never no.
And it's called progress. And the thing about it is, you
know, I mean, it's now you see all this shit going backwards

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and it is fucking frustrating. I mean, I make misogynist jokes
all the time, believe me, barefoot, I'm pregnant.
So. But they're fucking jokes.
There's a difference. There's words that come out of
my mouth. They're not things that are
going to impact someone's fucking life.
And people don't. They got to learn the difference

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between them. I want to see women have all
everything that is presented fora man because they make the same
doctors, lawyers, all that good shit.
And I've just never been that insecure that I think a woman's
going to take my job or do this.No, I believe in equal equality,

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all of it. I mean and.
The, the thing about that is, and I agree with what they're
saying, Gary, I think the problem is there's a lot of men
who, and I've, I've talked to these dudes, they fear women who
are a smarter than them. So that makes money.

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And then there's a, there's a lot of weak dudes that are
afraid of, of women having more power than them.
And not for nothing, I would love to meet these women, to be
honest with you. I would love to meet a woman
that I, I, you know, dare I say smarter than me.

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You know what I'm saying? I, I have this understanding and
this realization that most womenon this planet are smarter than
guys. And if I'm wrong, may I be
struck by lightning, but I, I, Ido feel that most women are
smarter than guys. They mature faster than men.
I I have this, yeah, I have thisrunning joke where I, I don't

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have children myself, unlike therest of you guys.
But if I was to have a child, I would want a girl first because
by the time she's five years old, I wouldn't have to raise
her anymore. She would know everything that
she needs. She would raise herself.
Come January, she'll remind me of tax time, This, that what
have you. But I always felt that women are

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smarter than men. But I, I would love nothing more
than meet a woman who has a great job, who is, who is
ambitious, who, who, who wants all these things.
I don't want to. If a woman wants to tell me.
And I'm not even joking when I say this.
I live to serve you. I'll cook, I'll have your

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babies, I'll clean. That's not a person that I want.
That's not a woman that I would want because that that that
tells me you're set back in the 1800s.
And I don't, I don't want that. I don't want to be served by
you. I mean that there's a ways that
I would like for you to serve me, but not in the colonial, you

(34:59):
know, way of just you're you're you're I'm the hunter and
gatherer and you're the and you know, you're just the baby
maker. I don't want that.
I want a progressive woman who knows what she wants in her life
and is not afraid to get it, andI would support that.
Well, people are only happy whenthey are actually living the
lives that they're supposed to. When people give up something

(35:23):
for somebody else, that happiness only lasts for a very,
very short time. You, If a woman wants to be a
comedian, you got to let her be a comedian.
If she wants to wear slutty skirts to make her feel better,
you got to let her do it. I mean, you can't control what a
person does when those things affect you.

(35:43):
Yeah, maybe. But I mean, if a woman, it's
like if my girlfriend says you can't have rabbits, Why?
Because I said so. Well, that's not a good enough
fucking reason. And The thing is with men, I
mean, a lot of that's why I say about the billionaires right
now. First they get the yachts, then

(36:05):
they get all the cars, then theygot all the homes, then they buy
other businesses, then they buy fucking land, and then what?
They bought everything they fucking can.
What do they come after next? People's fucking rights pushing
people around. And that's why people like Elon
Musk, fucking Zuckerberg, can't be fucking trusted because now

(36:26):
they could toy with your life. And fucking Bezos is a bozo.
He's a fucking tool. And I mean, they've got that
much money that now the only thing they can do is collect
your rights and collect them like fucking trading cards.
And I think being that rich can be very dangerous because

(36:49):
they've lost focus of what really life is for other people
because they no longer connect. And like, I'm going to say this
about Trump. Trump is a piece of fucking
shit. I've never liked him.
I've hated him since probably God 198586.
The guy bragged one time about not ever having to take his own

(37:09):
trash out. I'm sorry.
That's a pussy. As long as people can get away
with something, they keep fucking doing it.
Especially when they have no fucking spine.
He doesn't know what it's like to actually be a fucking
American. He's not going to come help you.
Move. He's not going to help you if

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they're trash. He's not going to be your
garden. He's not going to help your
fucking kids with their fucking ABC's.
All he wants to do is that's theonly thing he fucking does is
whine like a little bitch, not like a woman, like a bitch.
And he is fucking so dangerous and people do not understand

(37:51):
that. People that have no compassion
for what you go through, well, fuck up your life.
And he doesn't, really. He has this cloudy vision of
what he's doing, and he probablythinks that he's doing the right
thing. He might, He fucking might.
But he has no idea what it's like to actually be a goddamn

(38:13):
citizen in this fucking country.You don't even know what the
Constitution is. It's a declaration.
Declaration. Really.
Do. What the fuck is the man does
not know his role as commander in chief?
He's been put into a position where he's got and you know, I

(38:36):
don't understand how all these people that voted for him, you
know, they still support. And I realized that a lot of
people will die before they admit that they made a mistake.
And that's what it is. A lot of people are like, let's

(38:56):
see what's going on. And they're like, fuck, you
know? But, but I still support him.
I voted for him. So instead of them fucking
admitting that they made a fucking mistake, something as
simple as that, they'd rather fucking die, they die on that
hill. They'll die before they fucking,
before they admit. That they I've.

(39:17):
Got friends of mine that still want to argue about things 30
years ago that I was right aboutand it was not my fault, it was
my parents, my roommates. I'm like why can't you just
admit you fucked up? Exactly exactly.
Hey, I told you about the times that I fucking drank too much,
made a fool out of myself, pukedon myself, shit on myself.

(39:39):
I'll tell you about it because it's fucking funny.
You shit on yourself, sweet, butno, for real.
And so you get it. You get it.
They, they're people will fucking die before they admit
being wrong. You know, it's simple as fucking
that. They don't want to fucking admit
that they put a fucking idiot incharge.

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Well, we're. And the man they need our our
Constitution, our Congress, our Congress, and our lawyers and
judicial system. Nobody is doing their jobs, none
of them, because this man bombedanother country.
The Senate, the House, and our court system right now.

(40:25):
Just a minute. Because the fucking attorneys.
I mean, Can you imagine the amount of paperwork they're
going through every day? Because it's bullshit.
Yeah, it's all bullshit because,because, because if he, if he
was, if, if Obama, if, if Obama did it, if Obama did one fucking
thing that he's done one, they would have.

(40:48):
Strung him. Up.
He would have been fucking strung the fuck up already.
There's. No way he would have did any
fucking thing I. Understand how any black person
could have ever voted for Trump and not just be wanting to bury
their hand like a fucking ostrich right now.
I mean I I don't understand it. Like I said.
I mean, I can, I can answer thatquestion for you because I've

(41:09):
talked to black voters, black female voters especially, and,
and for the most part, I, I and I spoke to them in Philly and
I've talked to them here in New York.
And the answers for the most part are the same.
She does not know what it's liketo be a black woman in this day
and age. And I'm like, really?
And you think the, the, her opponent does, you know what I'm

(41:33):
saying? Like I did.
And the weird thing is I never understood, you know, I never
understood that answer. I'm like, well, explain to me,
do you think she's going to takeaway your rights to, you know,
your, your abortion rights? No, she's not going to do that.
Do you think she's going to, I mean, she's not a racist.

(41:53):
She's married to a white guy. Does that Is that, is that what
really bothers you? I never really understood.
And, and not for nothing, this was not the majority of black
women, but there was some black women that were very like they,
it was almost like they were offended that she was on the
ticket, you know, like it was just offended that a, a, a black

(42:16):
woman was on the verge of running this country.
And or so I never. Really so?
You know, and again, I asked, I asked and the and the and the
answers that I got, it was almost, it was almost answers
that were very elementary. I'm like, OK, so you don't
really know what's going on, which is fine.

(42:38):
You have every right. And the good thing about
America, believe it or not, and I'm not even joking when I say
this, you have the right to throw your vote away.
That's what the third party is all about.
It's throwing your vote away. The people that voted for Nader
way back then, these are people that a were not whether they

(43:00):
were Democratic loyalists, whether they were Republican
loyalists, they did that. They were not very.
They were very unsure of their party, so they threw it towards
a third party candidate, you know what I'm saying?
Because of course, they didn't. You know, so so it it it really.
Yeah, I I agree with you guys. It really bugged me when black

(43:23):
women, some black women. Again, it wasn't the majority,
but there was and forget women, it was women in general.
I mean white women. We get it.
You're afraid of the? The little black, The little
black. Lady to you know that that the
to run to you're not used to that kind of you aren't ready
for the black woman to run this country.

(43:43):
You weren't ready for it or not only were you not ready for it.
You didn't want that you know you would rather be racist than
be progressive. You know what I'm saying even.
Hold on, hold on. I wouldn't say even that it was
even racist as much as I I told you.

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Women don't support women. They don't thank you.
Women do not support. The biggest glass ceiling that
women. Have I have to agree with Romeo
on this? Women do not support each other
and that is they support each other.
This is something support each other.
I, I saw this years ago. I found this years ago.
And women, I, I can tell you that like I've tried to help

(44:32):
other women the same way that I did when I was in a position of,
of like authority in an environment that there was not a
lot of people that look like you, Jamal, or me in authority.
OK. And what I tried to do is when I
saw people that showed ambition and intelligence or leadership,

(44:58):
then what I tried to do was educate them up.
I tried to signal them out and put them highlight them in not
just to other leaders but also steer them in a direction of
trying to get additional education and training to level

(45:19):
them up. And I did that with and the guys
man took it and ran like they ran.
They, they did so amazing. And the woman almost got my ass
fired. She turned around and went
straight to management and was like, you know, Mary Ann's
saying this, Mary Ann's doing this and Mary Ann's doing this

(45:40):
and this and this and this and this.
And I was like. What the fuck?
Like every woman I tried to helplevel up tried to, like, knife
me in the back. Yeah, so that's the point me and
Romeo was trying to make. That's what I'm saying is that
that that's one of the things that I, you know, I told Romeo a
long time ago, I said, look, women are the problem with other

(46:03):
women. We are the reason there's a
glass ceiling until we learn howto support each other and we
learn how to level each other up.
And that's. We will never get anywhere.
That's the problem. We.
See with that, OK, so since we are talking about the the again,

(46:23):
but you also got to look at the I mean, since we're talking
about Kamala Harris, a woman, and then you got to throw the
black thing in there and that's just a whole other problem of
wax. Yeah, that's, you know, so
that's a. A.
No way. Whenever I say, well, you know.
You know, oh, you didn't. You voted.

(46:45):
For Donald Trump, who's a racist.
OK, so you're and and you're going to vote for the person
that's pedophile? Yeah.
Let's call him, let's let's callhim a racist pedophile because
that's what he. Is.
That's what the fuck you did. Pedophile.
Let's see what else I mean. And, and these are all things

(47:05):
we're not talking out of school since it should be fit for
victims. Admitted to doing.
Yeah, guys, guys, that. But, but, But it fits my
narrative. It fits the narrative of where I
want this country to go. OK, He's a pedophile.
So what? I've touched my sister a couple
of times, but that's what I voted for.

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OK? That's what I voted.
For OK I. Didn't vote to be poor.
I voted to continue to be a racist.
OK, I voted. That's exactly what that is.
OK, Gary. Since he got.
What? What's The funny thing about
this is? It's the fact that people that
you wasn't really quite sure about that came out after, you

(47:54):
know, the Alligator Alcatraz andall this stuff.
And it's just kind of like, really.
Yeah. And they don't understand, you
know, basic rights. And it's just kind of like you
wondered, I'm like, do you actually know what the fuck

(48:15):
you're talking about? Because due process protects
you. It doesn't just protect them, it
protects you. And because now with the due
process, yeah, it's basically just grabbing anybody.
And they said, well, they're illegal, they don't deserve it.
No, it protects you because if you get grabbed, you can't show

(48:37):
your fucking driver's license oryour Social Security card to
prove who you are. Not even a birth certificate.
Sometimes you got to just go before the fucking judge.
And I've got some friends that are have been born here, their
dads were born here, and they sure as fuck do not look white,
you know? And I mean, it's just kind of
like people want to hear what they want to hear.

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And that was one of the reasons I left Florida in four months.
But I'll talk about some back ass word motherfuckers.
Oh. Of that Gary now the peep now
not for nothing, we all know that this is this country, large
country, a lot of cities and it's it amazes me because I've
been to places like Alabama, Florida, Louisiana.

(49:23):
I've been in that part of the South and you know, you ever get
the feeling when you walk into the room and you look around and
you're like, I got to educate these motherfuckers?
Like you feel like the smartest guy in the room or the smartest
girl in the room. I'm.
Living in Oklahoma, dude. OK, so you get it.
You get it. OK, so you understand.

(49:47):
It's like. And and you've been them, you
said 49. States already.
I've been to every state except Hawaii.
OK. And you've been to six
countries, so you have a you, you've, you've seen things,
you've been to places. You know that there's a lot of
different. There's a big world out there, a
lot of cultures. You've been.

(50:07):
Around travel, the less you, I think the there was a guy, I
can't remember who quoted it, but if you want to get rid of
racism, basically just travel because you realize that
everybody is basically the same,but everybody just lives
different and it's true. And that's the point that I
wanted to make because a lot of these people, the they don't,

(50:27):
they don't travel, they don't leave home, you know what I'm
saying? They don't know.
They they, they look up, they look, they watch TV.
And they're like, oh, that's thecity.
I want nothing to do with it. They've never, you know, I was
AI, grew up a big city kid untilthe first town that I moved to
was a little old Burlington. Vermont.
I never knew cities were that small.

(50:47):
You know, I never knew you couldcompact white people in one
sitting in a classroom. I never knew that that was a
thing. It's a, it was a culture shock
to me, But that was something that I kind of, you know, grew
into and learned. So I've been in and out of many
cities, in and out of smaller towns, but I've traveled and,

(51:09):
you know, we, we say the United States is a melting pot, but I'm
like, OK, how's it a melting potwhen we have so many?
Well, it's. Good, babe.
And they're trying to take that fucking thing away.
Yeah, exactly what I was going to say best.
Thing about us. How can we be a melting pot and
be something that we're proud ofbeing of allowing cultures and

(51:29):
allowing people all over the world to come in, but now we are
scaling back on it? Well, The thing is, and like
right now, you know, Trump says,oh, my numbers are great.
Everything's great about me. Great, great, great, great,
great. The thing about it is he's a

(51:49):
natural born fucking liar. Yeah, and we know his numbers
are not great. And I still say him and Elon
stole the fucking election. I will never back down.
Oh, they did. Oh yeah.
They've tried to admit it without just saying it, but.
And The thing is can't even and people want to be lied to.

(52:11):
I remember see, I was raised in Pentecostal church, you know,
and Oh my God, my mom would sit there and be like, oh, he's not
lying about kiss. I'm like, mom kiss never had sex
on the streets in Little Rock, AR They would have been jailed.

(52:31):
Oh no, this youth tester, he wouldn't lie.
Yes, People fucking lied then. Yeah.
And The thing is, I thought thatthat would actually grow out.
People would become smarter. No, they've become fucking
stupider. Yep.
Yep. I think a lot of people are very
comfortable people. Realize that they're being

(52:53):
fucking lied to. Well, I think that they are
very. Comfortable with the lie that's
the and that's the sad thing about it.
It's funny how they say that oh the left left people left this
they're brainwashed and I'm likehold on a second let's OK, you
got a pedophile in the White House who you guys are not who
you guys are defending to the core.

(53:16):
An alleged not even an alleged rapist.
It's already been proven that hethat he's a rapist.
We we all know that. Yes, he is.
That's, you know, that's been 24years in the fucking make and
then goddamn attorneys have beenshutting them up.
And I mean, that's where our fucking attorneys are destroying
America. Yeah.
Yeah, and and The thing is. We're.
Not, you know, we're not making this stuff up.

(53:39):
We're not, we are not we're not pulling his strings and saying
do this, do this so we can have content.
No, if you turn, let me tell yousomething.
Every time I go on my Google News and I'm scrolling through
there, I could scroll through 5,five times and there will be,
and I'm not even joking when I say this, there'll be like 5
different stories about Trump's poll numbers about, you know,

(54:03):
Trump's next, you know, and my next magic trick you.
Know what? I'm saying like the next thing
he's trying to do. Poll numbers.
These are my poll numbers. And then, oh, all you got to do
is flip the thing. Oh, they're actually down here.
Yeah. Oh, because.
Like as long as we. Have computer animation.
As long as we have all kinds of Photoshop, people can sit there.

(54:26):
And this is the point with me. I can tell when you make up a
statistic, there was one that PETA had out about two years ago
where 1,000,000 sharks are killed by humans every year.
OK, that's a nice round Number, but you do you realize that
1,000,000 sharks, how much that would be?

(54:47):
That would fill up a fucking stadium.
See. When you start to lie about your
numbers is where you lose your argument.
You shouldn't have to lie to make your fucking argument.
And The thing is, if he says if his job approval rating is 32,
it's 64. And that's what he does.

(55:10):
And he learned a lot from Vince McMahon, the WWE, about talking
tough. I'm a tough guy.
He wants to be a tough guy so bad, but he's not.
He's a fucking pussy. Bones burst.
No, he's not a pussy. He had bone spurs.
You have to give him some creditfor his bone spurs, actually.
He had bone spurs in his pussy. That's what the real reason that

(55:36):
that's why he couldn't. He had to dodge that draft, you
know? You're supposed to eat the
pussy, not B1. Yeah.
Amen. Amen.
Words. So kind of it kind of started
off talking about Charlie Kirk and we did take it to a totally

(55:59):
different direction, which I well expanded on that.
But I, I do kind of want to go back a little bit to the Charlie
Kirk and I know right now. Sure, let's let's let's keep as
many Republican listeners as. Well, let's tell it.
I'm going to say that the guy had, I was actually, when I I

(56:24):
saw his stance and that he was areally close friend of an
advisor to Trump, I was very surprised to find out he was
very young. He was like only in his 30s.
He was 31. Yeah.
My God in his. 30s. 31, he's oneyear.
He's the same age as my oldest son that putting it in

(56:47):
perspective, this guy was very young and very it.
It blows my mind how barefoot and pregnant his his 1950s brain
worked because. He's very, he's very easy to
influence. Yeah.
He yeah, these. Young ones play soldier, People

(57:10):
want to play, they want to play these games.
Impressively. Yeah, so So what the the the top
negotiator for terrorists? What head of the terrorist?
The terrorist, yeah. And he's. 21 years old, he's
he's the national top guy for national terrorist act in

(57:34):
America, in America. He's not even not even old
enough to rent a car. Yeah.
He barely can buy a fucking beer.
Literally because the the age now is 21 for everything.
So here's here's The thing is, is that when I put all these
things into perspective and I'm thinking, OK, everything that

(57:54):
this kid believes in or believedin was so against every fiber of
my being. However, I still don't advocate
for him getting shot and I stilldon't advocate for it happening
on a university campus. I don't because that's just

(58:15):
another school shooting and. Well, there's a pattern here.
The pattern is he's putting these young men, these young,
impressionable young men, in positions where they idolize

(58:40):
him, they worship him. So he's giving them positions
where Trump is. Trump is where they'll do
whatever the fuck he says without question at all.
They can control him for sure. You.

(59:00):
Can. He's a puppet master.
You realize when he tried to send troops against California,
the general told him to fuck off?
Yeah, he goes. You must be out your fucking
mind if you think I'm going to sit American soldiers against
American citizens, because that's.

(59:24):
Why they changed it from the Department of Defense to the
Department of War? Because the Department of
Defense cannot invade, but the Department of War can.
Yeah, like I told you, lawyers all over again.
Yeah. And by the way, when she was
talking about the kid, I feel bad when anybody gets this

(59:44):
assassinated because basically you're cut short like a like a
fucking light switch. That's it, That's it.
And I feel bad for his family, even though I don't like the
guy. But I look at it this way.
If you put on a Domino's uniform, if you put on a cop

(01:00:05):
uniform, if you put on a fireman's uniform and something
in that uniform happens bad on your shift, well, you applied
for that job and that's what happens.
And he basically, he put himselfout there in front of a bunch of
people during a very, very strenuous time.

(01:00:30):
And you know what I'm going to tell you openly, honestly right
now, I don't know if it was right or left because both have
very much to gain from the left retaliation for Hoffman and his
wife and the right basically we could say now we have a crisis

(01:00:52):
and I'm going to immobilize military here and there and but
let's. Also be clear about that,
though. Trump said he was not going to
talk to the lawmakers in Minnesota after those shootings
happened. He said he was not talking to
anybody. About that, he did not call
Walt. The.
Governor, it wasn't. Yeah, he did.
He says that Waltz wasn't talking to him, wasn't

(01:01:14):
necessary. So, I mean, right now, Trump
just wants to go in there and basically just throw around the
people's desk and be like, this is my thing.
You're going to do what I want, Fuck you.
And it's going to take every judge.
It's going to take every general.
It's going to take every decent attorney, if there's any, to

(01:01:37):
basically override the system. And believe me, if I was Kamala
Harris right now, I would be talking to somebody because I
would pay. I put so much pressure on Elon
Musk. I'd be like, you admit that you
helped overturn it. Otherwise, I'm going to make
sure you never sell a fucking car anywhere in America.

(01:02:02):
But does she have the car? He actually admitted that he
helped him. He did well, I know that, but
does she have the power or does anybody on the on the left have
the power to enforce that well? I'm sure people are working
around the clock right now to doit, but to me it all starts at
the top and it's like if I have a problem at a restaurant, I

(01:02:24):
never talked to the assistant manager, I talked to the general
manager, but the. Problem is, even if they do get
him to admit that they stole theelection.
What can they really do about it?
What can they do about it now? I mean, it can't.
I'm not. I'm not going to impeach he's.

(01:02:46):
Been they're putting so much into the Supreme Court and
they're putting so much into thejustices and all that shit that
it's basically, do you know how stuffing works in in the, the
financial terms when it comes toyour credit?
Score Yeah there. Used to be a a term called
stuffing to where you go to someone.

(01:03:07):
I can't think of the damn firm'sname, but they would basically
when they're representing you, they would send out so many
notices defending you and they have to respond to those.
Now. If they don't respond those in
time, they have to actually dropthat against you.
And it's called stuffing. And then they're stuffing right

(01:03:28):
now, the government, they're stuffing every goddamn empty
file case there. Lawsuit, lawsuit, you know,
middle, I mean, just bullshit towhere no one could catch up and
confusion can work for some people and some things.

(01:03:48):
I mean, it's kind of like I drove my ex crazy to make sure
that she got out of the fucking apartment.
It was, I ain't going to say rather cruel.
It was rather funny, but say I made sure that she heard my
voice every night and she never thought I was funny so.

(01:04:13):
Yeah, you got to get rid of her.What?
Do you mean I'm not funny? Get out.
Let's. Just say this.
I've ended up with the wrong type several times in my life
when I was younger because I didn't look for certain signs
because I was stupid. And yes, young men are stupid.

(01:04:33):
Stupid. Stupid.
We are dumb. I didn't mature until I was like
fucking 3638. I still wasn't quite done.
Yeah, no, yeah, Bet tracks how much.
Have you said we? Are.
Five and I. Still feel like I'm in.
A lot of us don't mature until later on, right?

(01:04:55):
Right. Yes, that's correct.
And like I said, do you suppose fuck has he got in charge in
their 20s, barely 21? Oh yeah, the guy that's in
Cyber, he's like 21 years old. Oh my God, he's not old enough
to run an Applebee's. Yep.

(01:05:18):
Yeah, right. And he's running the entire
fucking country. He's running.
For the terrorist, anti terrorist thing, cyber.
I'm like really? Are you fucking kidding me?
I, I mean, when I was 21 I was thinking about Mötley Crüe titty
girls cocaine. Oh fuck.

(01:05:40):
I'm not in that order, huh? Yeah.
Depends on the night. Does that?
Does that depend on the night? 21 fuck I can barely remember.
I remember 21 I was back into. Each.

(01:06:00):
Other women mature faster than men.
Yeah. And I think about being 21 and
looking backwards. My God, I was so immature.
Not just immature, but I was young and naive, you know, and

(01:06:22):
thinking that you were an adult adult because you could drink,
you know, God, I just think about, I'm 21, you're still
thinking about the opposite sex.You're still If you're single,
the only thing you're thinking about is.
In late. Yes, and.

(01:06:44):
Wow. Well, I know as a young man, and
thank God we do grow out of it. But I mean, men fall in love
really easy when they're youngerand real easy.
And I, I mean, Oh my God, she fucked me three times in a row.
Really. She must like me.

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Women fall in love. This is easy there, Gary.
At that age, we do and we also the, our hormones are at such.
Not only just our hormones, but we have no life experience at 21
years old. We have no fucking life
experience. And I don't care how rough your
life was, you do not have enoughlife experience to be the head

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of the net, the fucking free world.
Yeah. Yeah, well, in this kid, I mean,
he's just, I mean, that's what I've said.
He he grabbed all these hires that were just loyalist to him.
I mean, the Speaker of the House, I mean, Oh my God, she's
so fucking frotating. So it's just that there's so

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many people who are in position.You want to talk about DEI
hires? I'd rather have the and, and
getting rid of they, they fired all the people that had any
experience. And I'm worried, I'm worried
it's not just about these young people that that they, they are
putting in place. It's the seasoned, experienced
people that they got rid of that's lead and gutting our

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country that's leaving us so exposed to our enemies.
Yep. Well, that's the thing about it.
We got rid of all the top ranking generals, people that
actually know war, they know combat, they know strategy, they
know all the stuff. And we, we put a guy in there
that drinks more than I do and I'm like, huh.

(01:08:34):
Oh, our brain worm dude. What?
Our brain worm guy Heg stuff. Oh.
God. Mr. Brain Worm?
Yeah. And I'm like, I just don't get
it. And I mean, the thing about it
is, and this is like right now, they're talking about RFK is

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trying to save America and he's trying to save your children.
And, you know, I'll OK, I'll give him shit.
You know, artificial sugars are bad.
It's a process. They, I know they are.
I'm kind of a healthy nut myself.
So is my girlfriend. And to go back and forth on this
stuff every day. But I'm like, if he wanted to
really make a staple in Americanpublic right now, there's one

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thing he could have did, but he did not do it.
You know what that is? Get rid of GMO small.
Tobacco. Tobacco fucking tobacco kills
more fucking people than any other fucking thing in the
world. But you know why they don't do
that? It's called lobbyists.
There you go, the big old L wordlobbyism.

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It's worth loads and loads and loads of money.
Paola the good. Old Paola, I find it weird that
that they elected a guy who couldn't keep one of his ex
wives alive. How was that?
That's the ironic part of the whole thing.
I'm sorry, I'm not even trying. I'm not even trying to be funny,
but if you. And he's in.

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Charge of health hold. On isn't she?
The one who committed suicide. Yes.
And you know why she committed suicide?
Have you seen his face? I would kill myself too.
But that wasn't just, that wasn't the full of it though
too. It's just that they'd actually
been separated for a while. But they got separated because
he is a prolific cheater. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. That too.
But you know, it was kind of like Ted Kennedy.
He was a good senator and a bad date.
You know, God, yeah. Ted Kennedy.
So I mean it's the Kennedys havealways had problems.
I mean RFK, Robert. I mean all all.

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Just that whole bloodline. It's just that whole.
Bloodline, yeah. And I mean, we all know Marilyn
was fucking, you know, murdered.And but I mean, I, I don't know,
it's basically if John F Kennedywas out of his grave and he
could see what's happening rightnow, he'd be like, this isn't

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what I fucking was talking about.
Exactly, you know. Martin Luther King would be the
same To be like what? Quit fixing my words up.
We're going. Back I, I, I think Martin Luther
King was to walk around. He would be like, wait, they're
bringing back. Segregation.
Well, that's the the same thing.They would be like, this is not

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what the fuck we were talking about, you know?
They're doing it so insidiously with the bringing back
segregation that people aren't even aware of of these things
happening. They're not even first of all,
it starts off with, hey, we're not going to say that you can't

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segregate. You're not.
It's just not illegal anymore. So we're not saying that there's
segregation is legal. We just, it's just not illegal,
OK? So we can.
We're just. Up.
There we're going to you can youcan have segregation like right
here, but what we're going to dois we're.
Just going to look the other way, you know?
What I'm saying like segregationhere, authorities this way.

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You know what I'm saying? Segregation here, authorities
this way. Like we're, we're not going to
like if somebody runs to us and say, hey, they're segregating us
over here at the playground, this is what we're going to do.
We're going to go like segregation.
What's that? We don't know, You know what I'm
saying? So the.
Only segregation. I think that.

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Works. And this is 1 you might let me
hear hear me out here. I think that basically musically
bars, whether it be gay bars, country bars, metal bars, they
should all have their own bars because they don't mix well
together. They really don't.
I've seen them trying to do these theme nights and it's it

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doesn't work. If the thing about it is a gay
bar is a gay bar, a country bar is a country bar, a metal bar is
a metal bar. Yeah.
You know, sometimes things should be separated.
But you know, I think we, we, wecompletely and totally agree
with that and we, we encourage that because I'll tell.

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You, if you put people of too many classes together, they're
going to argue anyway. So it's just like, you know,
it's some. Point there actually.
No, I, I mean, an Oakland Raiders fan shouldn't go into a
God damn Denver Broncos bar witha jersey on because what, what's
going to happen? They're going to fuck with them.

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That's just what's going to happen.
People are naturally that way. People go after things that are
different than themselves. Yes.
And the thing about it is, if you're an Oakland Raider fan,
you should stick in an Oakland Raider bar, you know, because
what's going to happen? Someone's going to say
something. And someone like me that can't

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keep his fucking mouth shut. And we just had his ass be
enormous times. Yeah, I'll say go fuck yourself
and your mother. And hey, by the way, your
girlfriend's a whore too. And then I wonder why I'm
fucking bleeding and spitting out blood and it's coming out my
fucking ear and shit. Oh, it's coming out my anal
cavity too, but that's because Icouldn't keep my God damn mouth

(01:14:22):
shut. But I'm as at a place that I
shouldn't have been. And people's got to realize,
even though we try to interweave, there's sometimes
that we basically probably shouldn't.
And bars are one of those placesthat we really should not just
look at fucking every goddamn week or something happens in a

(01:14:45):
fucking stadium in NFL, you know, 2 clashing jerseys get
together and bam, what happens? We got fucking Sports Center,
you know, And I'm sorry, it's just sometimes people, it's like
the Offspring song. You got to keep them separated.
And that's the time where I think that does work.

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It does work because I mean, I've gotten hurt separating
people in fucking fights and it fucking sucks.
And when you're not throwing a punch but you're receiving all
of them. Oh, that sucks.
Oh, and by the way, you were talking about women earlier that
they didn't get along. Do you realize the worst I've

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ever gotten tore up in life was trying to separate 2 waitresses?
Yeah. That's a little.
Off the table, another girl toldher about it.
She went around, grabbed her hair, started doing stuff.
Me, as the on duty manager at the time, tried to break them
up. They fucked me up.

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I mean, I look like fucking spamafter that.
I mean, I had all kinds of indentions and all kinds of
shit. Oh God I will never do that
again. Women are fucking nuts.
Yeah, I saw. I remember I was in Pioneer
Square in Seattle one time, and I saw these two girls fighting,
and I just watched. I was like, I'm not getting

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that. I don't know who these people
are, but they were fighting right in the right, outside of a
comedy club, which is like the weirdest place to be fighting.
But there were these two girls who were fighting and there was
a crowd. Nobody jumped in, nobody said
anything. I'm like, where's the guy that
they're fighting over? And there's just a bunch of
dudes standing around. It could have been any one of

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those guys. But I was like, no, I'm not.
I'm not going to. I'm not going to get involved in
that. I'm not trying to be a hero.
They'll tire themselves out. And then when the cops get here,
you know, whoever has the most breath in them will tell what
happened. But yeah, I never get involved
in that. There was like weaves flying all
over the place, too. It was like this Asian chick and

(01:16:53):
this black girl. Fighting well, we live in the
age now of hits and people are looking for hits for their
videos and their YouTube. And you know, it's to me, that's
a whole nother story. That's a whole nother show.
But I, I mean, it's just the fact that I don't want cameras
on me unless I actually authorize it because I, I don't

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know if you've noticed, I've gota mouth on me.
I've, I've seen your posts on Facebook.
Let me tell you something. That's my early morning, OK.
And when I wake up and I see that I'm like, oh, Gary's awake,
you know, so and this shit and this shit makes me laugh.

(01:17:43):
And I'm just like. Where does he come up?
With this stuff. But you know, you're a comedian
as well, so that's why you know.I need to friend request Gary is
what I'm hearing. Dude, Gary.
Gary's the man, you know. And both of you, yeah, both of
you send me a friend request. Will do.
More the merrier. Yeah.

(01:18:04):
I need to think about it is as amatter of fact, I love rabbits,
I love my girlfriend, I love music, I love comedy.
And when I refer to comedy, I'm talking from everything from
Redd Fox, Richard Pryor's, Doug Stanhope, Steve Martin, Anthony
Jeselnik. I like bad boy.
Oh yeah. Yeah, Jesse likes the man.

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Oh, I love Jesse. Yeah, Hey, what's your last
name? Stone.
Stone, Gary Stone. Oh, the actual just STONE.
OK. Oh, I believe that.
That's you right there. As a matter of fact, Gary's
girlfriend is watching right now.

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Yeah, she's she's. Hold on.
Let me make sure that she's Becca.
Ferguson. She's watching right now.
Yeah. So she's watching and probably,
you know, not like, Oh my God. But yeah, she, we, we do have an

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audience. He's the responsible one in this
relationship. I I'm definitely the fruitcake,
so you know, and. How well?
How long have you guys been together?
Since December 2nd, 20. 2. OK, so, so you guys 22?
OK, so. Yeah, we went out for our first

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mother's birthday. Something actually good happened
on my mother's birthday. Me and my mom are not close.
No, we're not. Haven't seen her in 27 years,
bitch. And we went our first big date
seeing Jason Mewes and AJ Wilkerson and on the 13th and

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we've been together ever since and been on a.
Cruise. I took.
I've showed her a lot of music. What?
And I said Jason Muse kept y'alltogether.
That's good. Yeah, we've seen him now
including the cruise five times,I think 4 times.
Just just correct me later. Don't worry about it.

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That's funny. I was like, he's he's actually
throwing down dates and years, not just like, yeah, we've been
together since December of 2000.Now.
You you want to know why? Because you know, somebody's
watching and listening. So good for you, Gary.
Good. For you, for a guy 55, I have a
pretty good memory. Surprised she's not in the chats

(01:20:42):
like correction. I did not act my age.
I refuse to act my age. I'm not going to be right.
Fuck that shit. I can't stand those people.
I mean, the thing about it is, life is, is what you perceive it

(01:21:02):
to be. If you want it to be fun, it's
going to be fun. It's not going to always be
easy, but you can still make it fun.
This is true. You know, instead of comedy is a
necessity for me, it really is. I mean, Richard Pryor, Steve
Martin got me hooked. Then it went on to Redd Foxx and
other stuff like that. And Howie Mandel, Joe Piscopo

(01:21:22):
and Gilda Radner is one of my favorites too.
And but I, I mean, a lot of people choose to be old.
I choose to think young. I just don't believe that
everything's old. Fucking wine bag.
Motherfuckers, I agree. Life is too fucking short.

(01:21:43):
It is way too short. And Oh yeah, yeah, we are about
to go do our thing and we, our cats keep trying to interrupt us
because we've been gone all day.So they're like trying to jump
in here and like if you hear that occasion, it's because my 1

(01:22:06):
little Princess smelt that I washaving some chicken with my
dinner and she's like you know who likes chicken?
I don't need chicken. Why didn't you share your
chicken with me? She was already over here like
she jumped. Up on the.
Table. She jumped well before she got
on the table. She was looking up over the
table and she had one little cloth stuck into the lid of my
my dinner. I was trying to just like, oh,

(01:22:27):
you don't see me pulling this over off the edge so that I can
see what's in there and get intoit.
Hey, Speaking of pieces of shit,let's move over to this Philly
Karen. I don't know if you guys have
heard, but the baseball game last week between the Marlins
and the Phillies. Harrison Bader, Phillies

(01:22:49):
baseball player, had hit a home run which Drew Feltwell had
retrieved for his son. And this lady dressed in the
Phillies gear and like the weirdest, I call it a haircut,
approaches the father and asks for the basically tells her,

(01:23:13):
tells him that that's her ball. And after a verbal altercation,
he gives the ball back. Well, not even back.
He gives her the ball and she goes back to her section.
And the Phillies camera caught this.
And what they did was they went over to a section and gave the
kid a goodie bag, like a, a bag.But that's not even that's not

(01:23:38):
even the, the, the, the end of it.
At the end of the game, the family was able to go into the
clubhouse, the Phillies clubhouse where Harrison signed
a baseball bat for the kid was able to take a picture Like they
really gave him like the rolled out the red carpet treatment

(01:23:59):
while this lady went back to hersection and gave everybody the
finger because she got a ball that you know, so she.
Pretty much. Well, she didn't just take it.
Like she wasn't even sitting close to them.
The. Father.
The father ended up getting it, but at the same time she went
over to him and was just like that's.

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My baseball, you took it from me, blah, blah, blah.
It if you see the video, it looked like he got it fair and
square and he went over to his kid and he gave it to his kid.
You know what I mean? Just like, you know, it was like
the one guy that snatched the ball out of that kids hand and
they got, you know, I, I, I don't know why people think it's
cool to bully a kid. Yeah, exactly.

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Exactly. I mean, I actually gave kids
picks and drumsticks from concerts because I felt kind of
odd because I know I kind of overpowered them, you know, or
faster just getting to the floor.
And I was like, ah, here if I could just take it.
You know, I, I mean there, there's a point where it gets

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embarrassing, but no, if I do care, I mean there's been times
where I've caught a minute earn somebody Jerry Jones.
I met him when I waited on him at 1100 Bar and Grill.
And I gave that autograph to my ex-girlfriend, which is now
dead. She died about 7 years ago.
But I'm like, God damn it, I wish I had to give that to her

(01:25:31):
now. But I mean, but no, I mean
people are so greedy and I just can't imagine challenging a kid
for a piece of plastic or piece of wood.
Yeah, I mean, and The thing is, like, I've caught one foul ball
in my entire life and I've caught a like, you know, those
T-shirt cannon things. Yeah, those are fun.

(01:25:53):
I just happened to stick my handout and kept AT shirt.
But then when I looked around, Isaw there was like a kid whose
hand was like out and I kind of intercepted it but didn't know
he was behind me. And I just gave it to him.
I'm like, look, this is probablytoo big for you.
Here you go. You know, because it's just like
I'm going to go to many baseballgames, I'm going to go to many
football games or whatever, and I'm probably going to catch more

(01:26:15):
foul balls than I'm ever going to want to.
But at the same time. You caught it, you should have
kept it. That little bastard could go get
some more shit. You know you're 1.
Of my favorite things to do, youknow you.
Are absolutely right, but if I give it to a kid it's going to
mean more to him than it will tome.

(01:26:36):
Is there? A woman there watching you that
you were trying to get laid. Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
know. But but no.
Before like I was with. Marianne, you got me there,
Marianne. No, before it was like Rebecca,
we would go to like Dave and Buster's or something like that.
And I'm, I play skee ball a lot.I love skee ball.

(01:26:59):
I can play the shit out of it and I just get the the tickets
and I just go up to some family and be like, hey.
You're. Going to cash out, you know, I
just wanted to play. I don't give a shit about no cat
who you know, but but Nah and the kids would always light
light up and the parents always be like, hey, thank you, you
know, but I I mean their. Kids are trying to get

(01:27:20):
something. They get a little fucking eraser
or a little pencil, which is some bullshit because the
parents just spent a gazillion fucking dollars and.
I used to work next door to abatement Buster's that we would
go there after work and close itdown.
So, I mean, sometimes I would have a handful and I mean, I
just OK here, you know, you takethem, you know, it was just fun

(01:27:45):
getting them, you know? But I mean the thing.
Is challenge the kids to the floor.
Hey, that's my ticket, you know?Yeah, right.
Right. No, that part is, it's so fun to
give it to the kids, like just 'cause you know that the kids
are so excited, they're going toactually get some kind of toy
that they actually really are going to play with it.
They're going to enjoy it. They're going to lose it in the

(01:28:07):
car and never be sitting again it.
Is it's still fun they it's. Still, it's I won't they get in
the car. They dropped the damn car and
they dropped the toy and it's never seen again until you go
clean out your car two years later.

(01:28:28):
What the fuck is this? What the hell is this sneaky
fuck this sneaky come from? You know, when I'm kids, there
go whine. I want, I want a slinky.
You need 80 more tickets. How many tickets do I need?

(01:28:54):
You need 1000. How many you got?
5 You know I ain't. Going to be here all night now
you got school in the morning. I know, right?
Your parents spent $300 to get that goddamn slinky.
You bet now that it was. No shit, no shit that's all.
I hate those things because you spend so much money trying to

(01:29:14):
get a A so your kid can get something and usually it's a
broke ass parent that ain't got no money to be spending.
See that's why I used to do shitlike we would go to monster
trucks and I would preemptively buy shit like now when you going

(01:29:37):
to the monster trucks, I know myson want to see Grave Digger and
he wants monster trucks and all that shit.
First we go to Walmart, I buy some monster trucks, they like
599 five dollars, 6 bucks. Buy 3-4 fucking monster trucks
and let his ass play with the motherfuckers in the car all the

(01:30:00):
way to the monster trucks and then I'll let him take one of
them inside and tell him you better not ask one of these
goddamn monster trucks. They $15 here.
I just bought you 4 of them, youknow, for 5 bucks each, you
know, but at a monster truck they're $15 a pop.
I brought you a shirt too. That was 399 at the monster

(01:30:22):
truck. They 25 and 30 dollars.
Jamal's looking at 399. Where are you?
What year were you shopping? OK.
He's a he's a kid. He don't really care about the
price. Hell, I have clearance.
Yeah, and a lot. Of kids have no idea about price
or value of money, they just know what they want. 75 is just

(01:30:44):
the. #3 and 99 is the number. So I would preemptively go out
and take him shopping and buy. If I know monster trucks was
coming, I would go buy monster truck shit from Walmart.
I don't care if the shit was a year old, he don't care.
He just want to see Grave Diggeron his shirt.
Guess what, that grand dig is 3 years old, but it looked like

(01:31:06):
his ass got you got him today. And that's it.
They'll they'll, you get them, you bodies buy them and take
them to the monster trucks. And he's happy as shit.
And I have to spend an arm and aleg to get him to where where he
wants to be. You know what I'm saying?
You can, you can do shit like that.
But these kids now they're shit.No, no, not these kids.

(01:31:32):
These kids. They they just they bad as hell
and they think they entitled to everything.
Everything I should have. I didn't believe in generational
differences until I got about 3233 and I started noticing that

(01:31:55):
I didn't like the younger peopleby 10 years, even younger than
me because I was like, what a pussy.
I was like, Jesus Christ. And now, I mean, everything is
so app oriented. You know, I got to scan my
phone. It's like just go inside and do

(01:32:16):
it, you know, just write it down.
You don't have to write it on your phone.
You can write it on a piece of paper.
And it's like, Oh my Lord, I am so outdated.
You know, you know, it's, it's, it's funny.
I was at lunch with one of my Coworkers.
We took like a very late lunch today and I left my bag in the

(01:32:38):
office and we were coming back and I was thinking, OK, maybe I
should just go home. But then I was like.
You know what? No, I'll.
Go and get my bag and and my Co worker was like well what's in
your bag that you need that that's important.
I'm like, well, I got my pen andI got my pad and I use that to
like write jokes on the train. He was like, but you don't write

(01:33:00):
jokes on your phone. I'm like, I could write it on my
phone, but I don't want to look like everybody else on the train
texting or looking at videos, whatever.
I want to look like I'm being productive.
So, you know, and it's like a little square mini notepad that
I just write premises and ideas on, you know, because that's
that's what I do when I'm on thetrain.

(01:33:20):
I don't like the whole idea of me staring at a screen for an
hour going home when I feel the need that I want to be creative.
So I'm like, yeah, that's what Ineed.
And he points to a dashboard andhe's like, I got pants out over
here and I got paper over here too, if you want to take that.
I just dropped right by the train station.
But you know, you're, you're right.
It's just like we're, I have an app, the Uber Eats app I have

(01:33:43):
not used in maybe 3 months now. And I feel so good about it
because I want to get back to a point where I'm not relying on
apps to live my life. You're a brave soul, you know
that? You're a brave soul.
Let me ask you something. Your brave soul is is the the

(01:34:03):
Uber Eats app. I can't do it.
I can't do the Uber Eats. I could not do it.
I don't have that much trust in people.
I don't have that trust to leavemy food with somebody who I just
gave my address and enough time for them to do whatever they
want to to it. You don't trust me?

(01:34:24):
No, that's. What I do for a living really
for me. I that's not what I don't I've
never. Used that's my daytime job
really. I'm a three app guy, DoorDash,
Uber Eats and Grubhub and I've done over 19,000 at this point.
I mean, I've, I've got over 36 years in the hospitality

(01:34:46):
industry, everything, every bar,restaurant you could possibly
imagine. But no, it's what I do in the
daytime and. That's just me.
What I. Won't do it because I want my
shit to be hot or fairly hot when I go to eat it that.
Also depends. OK, that depends on your app.

(01:35:07):
That depends on where you're ordering from and also depends
on your driver. You wouldn't believe how many
regulars I have. This is if you get here quicker
than anybody else. And the thing about it is people
don't understand which we have to drive to the restaurant.
We have to wait at the restaurant.
Once the food's ready, then we come to you.
And the thing about it is when people try to order from like,

(01:35:32):
what's a good example, Chick-fil-A, if you try to put a
order in at 10:59 AM and they'relike, why is it like 7 minutes
late? You ordered from Chick-fil-A at
1059. Write them when they're the
busiest. People don't get that.

(01:35:53):
And the thing about it is, yes, there are some sorry fucking
drivers. There are, I'll admit there are.
But who thinks one's like us that just a professional, we
just want to get the food and get it to you and move on to the
next order as soon as possible. That's all right.
Well, yeah, because that's you. You get turn and burn.
That's how you get paid, yeah. Well, the thing about it is time

(01:36:14):
is money, yes, and and after my last robbery, I can't work at a
restaurant again. I won't go into it, but I'm no
no, can't do it it. Was more than one.
The thing I'm not a violent person, but if you put me in a

(01:36:35):
situation where I'm cornered, I can become very much.
Oh yeah. Definitely, and I don't repeat
myself if I if I say back up, you better fucking back up I.
Tried doing Uber eats once and Ifucked it up.
Oh actually the first 445 peopleI did was go K.

(01:36:56):
The last person I got lost and Iwas trying to call them.
Nobody picked up. I'm like what it's like.
Christopher's been there all thetime.
They won't answer the phone. Yeah, they won't.
I'm like what the fuck? I'm trying to find your place.
Anytime you order something online, you should stay by your
fucking phone because anything could happen.

(01:37:17):
Somebody could be out. And the road?
Closed down today. I had to actually drive 2 1/2
miles around because somebody hit somebody at a fucking
intersection and they had three of it fucking closed.
So I had to go all the way around the other side and I was
like, God damn it. But you know, shit happens.
What? Traffic do you have in Oklahoma?

(01:37:41):
The traffic isn't that bad. The roads suck.
OK. But I will tell you this, when I
lived in Florida, Florida, I could not fucking stand my
neighbors. I couldn't stand fucking bars.
Oh, but the roads. I wanted to fuck the roads.
The fucking roads there are fucking awesome.
They are smooth. Drivers are crazy though.

(01:38:04):
Yeah, but the roads are fucking smooth.
I mean, oh, they're like a baby's bottle.
Yes, but but I I agree that everything.
Else about the state you can just throw in the fucking ocean
and. Put Yeah.
Throw them on their. Florida.
I I did say Florida. I was in Florida for a couple of
weeks a few years ago. Holy shit.

(01:38:26):
I've never met stupider drivers in my life like these guys I
had. People flying by me in Tampa, I
was going at least 75 or 80 and they had to be going at least
120, a 130. We were over by Siesta Beach and
we had to actually do some driving and stuff.

(01:38:47):
And what made me shocked was that if you left enough room in
front of you that a car could almost fit into somebody would
merge into that lane. Like, but when they say bumper
to bumper, it's bumper to bumperat 50 miles an hour, 60 miles an
hour. They don't leave any, any space

(01:39:09):
between vehicles. A couple of inches and that's
it. And then they wonder why when
they have one accident, it's it's an accident, but it
involves multiple, multiple vehicles because they all just
plow into each other because they're all following too close.
And then? Overconfidence and stupidity.
Is that all time high? Yeah, but the other thing that

(01:39:30):
they did, which really shocked me was sit through a green
light, a turn light, and wait for it to turn red and then wake
up and go, oh fuck, I was supposed to turn here.
And so you would sit through because and you're honking at
them and they're still just sitting there.
Because they had. I don't know what they were.

(01:39:52):
They were. Just old.
They're motherfuckers. Had a good brown.
That could be they could have been high as fuck.
They were old people. That was high as fuck and they
needed to have whatever brain cells they had, but they had
just, you know, like completely fried them.
Two things can be right at the same time.
This is true, that's what I'm saying.

(01:40:12):
They're probably old and high asfuck so.
He said, Speaking of old. Yeah, but I ain't, I ain't
moving to this stop sign turn. Green So Speaking of old people,
I sent you Jamal, I sent you a. A Oh God, yes.
OK, OK. Yes.

(01:40:33):
You talk about this because I'm telling you, Oh my God, was was
it Florida? No, it's North Carolina.
North Carolina, OK. I was trying to think, Oh my
God, North Carolina is going to North Carolina.
So Marianne sent me, and again Iglanced at it.
You probably have the story in front of you.

(01:40:55):
You know what? You tell it, you tell it better.
I was trying to bring it back up.
I was trying to bring it back upbecause I sent it to you and I
sent it to Romeo. Oh.
You did. But Oh yeah.
And Oh my God, it's so, it's so good.
It's so fucking good. Anyone really bugs me about it
and I'll tell I'll tell you whatit is after you say it.

(01:41:16):
I love, I love the fact that. Actually.
No, I did send it to you and I sent it to you and it now it
says it can't load the post. Damn it.
OK. I I could I could pull it up
because I still OK. So fucking hilarious.
Chapter C post. Is this it?

(01:41:37):
OK, I got it. So Three women accused of
running Elder Fight Club among dementia patients in North
Carolina. So.
Yeah, I am. OK, so I'm learning the story
right now. Here we go.
Three women worked at an assault.

(01:42:00):
I'm sorry, I'm reading this wrong.
Three women worked at an assisted living facility where
they allegedly encouraged residents to fight with each
other, then recorded the incident and posted videos on
social media. The thing before I even go into
this, the thing that saddens me is it's 3 black women.
Come on, let's do that made me. So sad I saw that.

(01:42:23):
Too. So according to And this is from
NBC News. Yeah, NBC News here.
So three women in North Carolinaare accused of running a Fight
Club among elderly people with dementia at an assisted living
facility, police and state health officials say.

(01:42:46):
Marilyn McKee wow it needs us some black ass names too.
Tanisha Tyson and Tanisha Jordanblack ass names are facing
charges of assault and individual with a disability.
Hold on are facing charges of assaulting and individual with

(01:43:09):
this OK in connection with them allegedly encouraging residents
of Danby House in Winston Salem,NC to fight each other I'm gonna
continue eating they were. Sitting there like one of them
was was sitting there as she's recording and the old lady, the
dementia lady is choking anotherlady.

(01:43:29):
She's like, choke her out, chokeher out, you know, and so like
they're just encouraging them. They like they.
Root and cheering, yeah. They're rooting and cheering and
they were like egging them on toget them going even more.
Time. OK, so one I'm starting.
To know what's inside their employee packets.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry to cut you off.
One of the the one of the three women was heard yelling and yell

(01:43:55):
was heard telling an elderly resident with dementia who was
fighting another resident to punch her in the face.
Another one was saying, are you recording this?
You got to send this to me. I don't even know why I'm
laughing because I Oh my God, yeah this is horrible.

(01:44:19):
I've. Known some dementia patients and
they're pretty fucking scrappy you know they're pretty they're
pretty fucking tough and and they can.
Whoop some ass. OK, you got to be kind of
careful, you know, and earlier women are batshit crazy.
Do you really want to get in between them while they're
fighting? Let them tire each other out.

(01:44:40):
Don't, don't risk going in thereand getting fucking hurt.
Let these old bittys fight it out 'cause it's not like, it's
not like they're out there at, you know, like picking their
purses and and their little handbags and whooping each other
like they're bare knuckle, like fucking each other up and
choking them out. It's a golden age Fight Club
and. Everything it is, you know, and

(01:45:00):
I'm I'll tell you what. I don't know that.
I wouldn't want to get in between it either.
I mean, yeah, you, but you don'twant to encourage it, you know,
like. So so the Danby House has a 0
tolerance policy for the mistreatment of those in their
care, which is the official statement.

(01:45:22):
Administrators have been workingclosely with the Winston Salem
Police Department throughout itsinvestigation to ensure justice
is served. Additional staff training and
more rigorous vetting process for all new and existing
employees has been implemented. These three ladies are about to
go to court on November 14th. It was not immediately clear if

(01:45:46):
they have lawyers that is. I'm sorry, that's just wow, that
is some story. Hey, I want to know, I want to
know more information on this vetting process.
Like ma'am, we're going to pay you well, especially now in
today's day and age with the political climate where they're

(01:46:09):
actually able to have no minimumwage.
So we're going to pay you $3.00 an hour and I want to know, are
you going to risk life and limb to jump in there and make sure
that these old biddies, if they're fighting each other,
don't hurt? 1 You can get hurt.
You go ahead and jump on in there and throw your body at

(01:46:29):
them to make sure that these oldbiddies don't get hurt.
What's the vetting process? Somebody's going to be like,
yeah, I'm, I'm here. Wait a minute.
They can't be illegals because then they, you know, they
wouldn't be able to hire them. So they're here legally and
they're going to say, yeah, I'llgo do that job for $3.00 an
hour. You want to know what's in my

(01:46:49):
head right now? And this could be, this could be
like pay back for slavery if it's just white people that
they're just throwing in there to fight.
Or it could be like, you know, let's take this big black
dementia person and the feat of this white guy who they brought

(01:47:12):
in here because he owed my family.
I mean, again, am I wrong? Is that like no?
I was thinking you were going along the lines with what's the
name of that movie that they just did a a new remake of that
If You Can survive, and it was Arnold Schwarzenegger played in
it. Come on, help me out here.
Or the running man. Or the running man.

(01:47:34):
The running man, only it's with dementia patients in real life
or like old, old folks in old folks homes.
We got a Fight Club going on andwe know it's gonna like you
don't know what kind of crazy shit could go down in this kind
of old people Fight Club. Like they they might just be
using like their hands and bitchslapping each other, but they

(01:47:56):
might fall on step back and whoop somebody's ass.
I would probably I just picture like Aunt Jemima fighting like,
you know, the Colonel of KFC andboth of them just have dementia.
And then again, it's 3 black chicks.
It's like you look, get him. He stole our 11 herbs and spices

(01:48:17):
recipe. And you know, I get, I just kind
of think that, I mean. Because if you're going to.
Do it. That's how I would do it.
It would just be like a lot of race appropriation type shit,
you know what I'm saying? I'm not going to put 2 black
people against each other. That's that's just black on
black, you know, senseless crime.
But bro, if I could just if I could, I mean, if I could just

(01:48:42):
get like, you know, Missus Butterworth versus the
crackerjack guy. I mean it's on bro.
Why? That's just me.
Those like those like who would you in history like if you could
pick the perfect match up for like appropriations and just a
justified fight. Now keep in mind if you've got a

(01:49:05):
woman against a man. Easy.
Her she gets weapons. Jim Crow versus Uncle Ben's.
Oh. Jim Crow versus the Uncle Benz
Rice guy in his prime, by the way.
But yeah, that'll be my pick. Wow.
That's a good pick. That is really good.

(01:49:27):
Damn. Oh, wow, How many rounds do you
think that would go? Oh.
Man, I would say probably 3 rounds.
I don't think Jim Crow could fight worth a damn, but I think
what would happen is Mr. Benz would be like, I want this to
last long because I want all my reparation punches and oh.
Gosh, yeah. Take that shit last. 12 rounds

(01:49:48):
because Paula Deen against Missus Butterworth.
Oh. Go ahead, Gary.
Paula Deen against Missus Butterworth, OH.
My God, that would be so good. Paula Deen.
And are. They both in their prime.
We should hope so they have a prime.

(01:50:11):
Well, no, I'm saying Paula Deen.Have you seen her old ass?
I mean, she's she, you know, like that was.
OK in the in the prime. But I like that one though that
was actually. Pretty good.
No, I. Think March shot against a
Jemima March. That's kind of old though, and

(01:50:36):
she died real old. That old racist bitch.
I do, I, I, I do like the, the Paula Deen versus Angie Mama
that that's, I mean, I think youknow what?
You see how my brain works? That, that, that.
Could be one that could either be an undercard or the
headlining fight shit. Oh.
Man. I would.

(01:50:57):
Let me check for a bit. I would sign my paycheck to see
these fights, I'm not even goingto lie.
Tim Crowe against Uncle Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jim Crow would get the beat downof his life.
Oh my God. Right.
Yeah. Oh, I, I think so.
I, I, I, I'm sorry. I mean, let me tell you
something. You, you pinned enough black
people against the wall. We, we can only take so much.

(01:51:20):
Where we, it's like, OK, it's time to learn.
It's time to learn how to defendyourself.
And that would be my, my ticket.God, you know what?
I would love to make that be like?
That's the question of the day right there.
Like what you know? Yeah, I think, I think, I think
Romeo, I see you smiling over there.
You look like you got the the wheels in your head going.

(01:51:41):
Oh, I can't, I, I can't I'm, I'mlike, still blown away by the
Paula Deen and. Jemima.
That would be so like God damn. I don't know if I could talk
that one. I'm I'm like shit.
That's spot on in a. White and be like look, we need
to get. You got me thinking, and when

(01:52:01):
you get me thinking, I think of some weird fucking shit, man.
And and and my juice. This will not take place on the
White House lawn. That ain't happening.
God no. God no.
Hell, come on. Shit.
OK, here's the next question. Is it bare knuckle boxing or do
they get like what's is it cage style MMA?

(01:52:24):
I would like. I would say syrup, oil fight.
What? Nails and hair pulling.
Oh. So basically like mud wrestling?
Is in their nails. OK, butt, butt and oil.

(01:52:45):
OK, No, wait, you said, you saidsyrup and.
OK, syrup and oil. OK.
I mean, I don't want to see Uncle Ben throwing rice at Jim
Crow's face. I mean, that's just, I just, I
didn't want anybody to see that.Like I'm going to put it in your
eyes. Uncle Ben and Jim Crow that I

(01:53:09):
think I would see that one in like A wrestling rink, not an
MMA, but at that one's more of awrestling rink.
Bare knuckles like full on. Dude, UFC all the way.
I mean, like, that would just belike, you know, I don't care if
he dips his face into some boiling hot water with rice in

(01:53:30):
it. That would be like right there.
He's like. All right, I'm going to.
I'm going to. Cook you, you know, I, I, I
don't know. It's like I'm going to make the
rice the same color as your face.
I don't know that. One's going to be dirty rice.

(01:53:51):
And you know what? Vegas.
That's the place where you have to have it, either or Atlantic
City. Sorry with.
All the bookies and the odds on and all the the odd bets like
there would be bets like the side bets on this stuff would
because you know, you're not just betting on the outcome.

(01:54:13):
Yes, yes. And then you're betting on, you
know, like, what are the odds that it's a 100 to one that Aunt
Jemima slips on the syrup and gets, you know, she's sliding
and she gets stuck because of the syrup and she can't like,
and and Paula Deen gets in an extra jab on her because she and

(01:54:36):
your Mama got stuck in the syrup, I think.
I would bet like 5 that Paula Deen's right boob pops out first
in the fight. Right.
Oh yeah, Whose boobs are poppingout?
That's right. Yes, OK.
How old is? Israel.
Can you see Jackson? They're in their prime.

(01:54:59):
It doesn't. Matter.
They would both be in their prime.
They would both be in their prime.
So you're talking probably in their 20s, early 20s.
You know. It would be the perfect person
to like ref at least the Paula Deen match, the Pine Sol
cleaning lady, the spokesperson.You guys remember her from like

(01:55:20):
back in like the that 2000s or so I've met her.
She's actually a very. Very.
Yeah, she's such a sweetheart. I would she would be the, she
would be the referee because I think she would be as much, dare
I say, fair. So Paula needs an N.
Word Punch her in the gun kick. Her in the pussy.

(01:55:43):
Like kick her kick. Kick her right between the bone
spurs. Kick her in the bone spurs like.
I didn't see nothing. I didn't see nothing that.
Has him. And then she just cleans up with

(01:56:03):
then she just cleans up the mat with, you know, all that syrup
with sometimes all and. I would love to see Aunt Jemima
on the ropes, lob off and just pile drive into Paula Deen that.
Dude, I. Mean I'm watching celebrity
death match. Oh fuck, that would be worth the
the the the price of admission for sure.

(01:56:26):
So. Yeah, if you guys wonder why I
didn't pay my light but. You know, they would have to do
this on a ring of cake, like a aring of cake or like pancake
batter or something like that. Oh.
Pancake. That's kind of squishy.
That's kind of squishy. Yeah, no one gets hurt with
that. Diabetes, maybe, but no one gets
hurt with that. But you could get you could get

(01:56:49):
sucked in like quicksand becauseyou know what happens with
pancakes when they get that serpent after a while?
It's. All.
Floppy and and and. I mean, it's not like it's not
like Paula Deen could move fast anyway.
It would just slow her. Down.
I don't know though, back in herdays back we're talking about in
their prime. So I'm willing to bet Paul this.

(01:57:10):
Could be like the Cracker Barrelbowl.
Oh, that would be perfect. That would be perfect.
The Cracker Barrel Bowl. Yeah.
And then we've got, who else do we got?
We got Gordon Ramsay, Chef Ramsay.
We got to have him in there justbecause that would be hilarious.

(01:57:30):
We got to keep it first, since he's English, he's white.
I still think he'll side with Uncle Ben's because he's like, I
need your rights you have. The same birthday.
No, I think, I think we want Gordon Ramsay.
Who would he against? Oh, we want George Foreman in
there because he's got that George Foreman grill.

(01:57:55):
George. Oh, George would pulverize him
in a couple seconds. Well, I know I think about not,
not against, not against Chef Ramsey, because that would not
be a fair fight, George. Foreman against Paula Dean.
That's what you're doing. Oh.
No, we got George Foreman. Let's keep it.
George, he's got. Buffini.

(01:58:19):
Wait. What Nancy from?
The Sopranos. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he did die of a heart attack.
Emerald, Emerald. What's Chef Emerald?
But I was gonna say, I was gonnasay if we got remember the
rules, guys, if it's a woman against a man, the woman gets
weapons. OK, that's fair.

(01:58:41):
Right now, it might be hold on. It might be a sharpened, it
might be a very a sharpened BBQ spatula, you know, the one that
got the hooks on the end. But it and it, it could be like
and she could just like, come inwith her spatula spinning and
slicing and dicing. Yeah, trust me, she's she's

(01:59:02):
going to do everything she can to make sure that she doesn't
get a mixed baby in those slave days.
Yeah, Oh yeah. But if it's against George
Foreman, she would need all the help she could get.
Like she's still going to get her ass whooped.
He goes why? Would we?
But why would we want? Why would we want George Foreman
to fight a woman though? George Foreman wouldn't fight a
woman he wouldn't do. It No, he wouldn't.

(01:59:25):
Not George. Can we let him fight Guy Fieri
and just be done with it? Oh, there you go.
That I was trying to. That's who what I was trying to
think of. Who could we get him up against?
Guy Fieri? That's even better.
Yes, See I was. Oh, Guy Fieri is a pussy.
He wouldn't fight. He won't even.
Show up a choice. We're not.

(01:59:45):
We're not. Offering them a choice.
These are like they have, this is like the running man.
They have no choice. They're in there.
They're fighting. This is celebrity death match at
its finest. Ladies and gentlemen, this just
in, Guy Ferrari just left the country.
He doesn't want to be involved in that.
He's like, wait, I, I signed up for what?

(02:00:07):
Guy Ferrari, Guy Ferrari just moved to a country where there's
more carbohydrates than black people.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's just in here, OK?
Oh my God, that would be funny. That would be funny.
I would like that. I would like to see some of
these these fights, you know, I'm.
Not going to dream about these fights tonight, Yeah.

(02:00:31):
No, though that that was that was very interesting.
Yeah, I like the. I like the fact that we brought
back the oldies and and and I think some.
Of the people we talked about are.
Dead. So that's just even.
That's what makes it even betterlike.
Some of them are dead. Well, Aunt Jemima is long gone.
No, she's not. She's living in my heart and on
my counter. That's called that's called

(02:00:52):
cholesterol. She lives in my cupboard, right?
Free. I know, right?
Dean has passed on too, right? Like I think she's, I think
she's passed. She's.
Still living, She's just not drawing a check anymore.
Really. I thought she passed.

(02:01:12):
OK, maybe I was thinking about another.
Wasn't there with Paula Deen, Wasn't there some kind of it was
a racist incident, right? Yeah, she she said.
The N word too many times aroundpeople that recorded it so.
And she's a white chick from what, Georgia?
Like would you expect? Yeah, she's.

(02:01:33):
Like from Alpharetta, GA? Some place around there?
OK, so hold on. Paula Deen just celebrated her
78th birthday in January. So I guess that means that now
that we're talking about her like this, she should be on the
the what is it the Death Watch? No.

(02:01:54):
She she would be. Putting a home for her fight
match for her Fight Club she. Have dementia?
That's the main question. He's wearing the, you know,
celebrity death pool, you know. No, I was just, no.
What is it? Deadpool the Deadpool?
When you have a Deadpool like this show, when you vote on

(02:02:14):
who's going to which celebritiesare going to die next.
I'm just saying Khala Dean because she's 78 and we just,
you know, like out of the blue pulled her name out of the air.
Oh goodness. Watch.
She'll she'll end up dead in thestate.
I don't. Want that?
Well. No, I.
I don't feel. We're going to be revisiting
this in a few months. You don't.

(02:02:36):
Even want to know you. Don't even want to know what my
Deadpool looks like and I do oneevery January of like 5
celebrities and I remember and now last when when and and got.
Oh man when Betty White passed Icalled that one day before she
passed because she wasn't quite 100 yet.
She died at 99 and it was like her birthday was coming up and

(02:03:01):
she had passed. And boy, the shit I got for
that. I was like, you know, she was
old, right? And she was still kicking.
Like she was like, hey. Don't you touch Mel Brooks.
Hey hey, may he live forever my friend.
OK, I am not even getting. Near we have not gotten

(02:03:21):
Spaceballs 2 yet and don't you dare Jinx.
Hey, first of all, you said Mel Brooks.
Well, no, he's not on it at all.Mel Brooks I thought you.
I thought you were. I was thinking.
Garth Brooks No. Mel Brooks.
OK. Oh, Garth Brooks from all four.
So if we. Need that.
If, if we were going to do our Deadpool tell me that you've got

(02:03:44):
Dick Van Dyke on there, that I mean, that's easy.
You know, I cannot stand Mary Poppins and I cannot stand his
show. But I will say that he's
probably one of the best interviews for TV you'll ever
watch. He really is.
He is a he's got a great personality.

(02:04:05):
You know who Nick Van Dyke now he is a great interview.
He he's just a a really nice person.
He just puts out shit that I don't like, so I did.
See Mary Poppins, the one that he was in, actually, I actually
enjoyed it. I love Mary Poppins.
The problem with that is that those songs never get the fuck

(02:04:28):
out of your head. Yes, this is true.
Supercalifragor it's I'm. Taking a spoonful of.
Sugar helps the medicine go down.
Yeah, yeah. Medicine go down.
Oh, my goodness gracious. I watched.
It. Only I only watched it so I

(02:04:50):
could get it off. You know, if I call myself a
movie club, it's like I have to get it off the list.
Just have to get it off that list.
And I watched it and, you know, I enjoyed the animation part of
it, too. Oh, yeah, I've done.
I've done. What?
How old were you when you watched it?
You watched that recently, didn't you?
I watched it. I'm kidding you not I watched it
two months ago for the first time ever.

(02:05:11):
Yeah. But Mary Poppins.
Yeah, I'll even throw another one at you the same month I
watched The Sound of Music. The sound of.
Music. Damn, you're fucking brave.
Yeah, the. Sound of Music.
You. Know they could have made that
film about 75 minutes long. He's he's right about that.

(02:05:34):
Yeah, it was very long, but I was very engaged.
I thought it was a good movie. I could see why it's a classic,
you know it was long as fuck butbut it really.
Pushed. The change should have been made
about 85 fucking minutes back then they overdid it.

(02:05:58):
What you overdid right now? I, I hate to do this, but I do
have to leave right now because I do have to take care of
something, right? By all means, yeah, but it was
nice meeting. With you.
Gary, it was nice meeting you, my friend.
We'll, we'll, we'll talk again, hopefully.

(02:06:21):
Yes, very soon hopefully. Anytime he wants to be on, all
he's got to do is contact me. I'll if you send me a friend
request I'll be happy to accept.We'll coordinate where we do it
earlier in the day, we'll coordinate.
I get up now at about 5:30 in the morning, so 5, so I'll be up

(02:06:48):
in about 5 1/2 hours. Oh, it's all right.
Don't worry about me. I know I'm tough.
Don't worry about it. But no, this has been one of the
funnest experiences I've ever had.
I've really enjoyed this. Thank.
You. Thanks so much for.
Your time. Thank you Becca for listening
and watching as well. And and I promise we will have

(02:07:10):
both of you on again because this was a lot of fun and I
appreciate your interactiveness.That was awesome.
Yeah, and you probably looked atme and said God damn, he looks
like a MAGA. You probably did.
It's OK. It's.

(02:07:31):
OK, I. Did not.
Oh. You know, the thing about it is
the reason I grow a beard out now, it's basically it's the
only hair I can grow. I was.
Just going to say because you can't grow it anywhere else.
Yep. Yeah, I feel you.

(02:07:52):
So. I feel you.
It's the one thing that my brother has hair down.
The fuck is your? That fucking motherfucker.
Fuck him. Oh, that's some.
Bullshit. Yeah, I know.
And I was the mad little head. I know.
Yeah, Ozzy kiss. But no I started losing my hair
when I was like 27 and now it's.Can we know?

(02:08:20):
What that's Yeah, I know. Thank.
You all so much. I had a time tonight.
If you could please send me the link of how to go to and share
it on Facebook. Absolutely.
And yeah, actually I've got like2000 followers.
I'm trying to get all my people back.
I got deleted from Facebook about last January.

(02:08:44):
I had a troll on me for years and I had it out with a couple
people. Because when people act stupid
on my page, sometimes if you catch me at the wrong time of
the day, I can say some very, I can say personal things.
I can just make you look at yourself too well, and it's
usually the first that turns somebody in the bins, so.

(02:09:09):
Gary before. Yeah, I think, I think I know
who it is, that if someone used to be very close to me, so, but
no, that's why I had to restart everything.
New friends, old friends, some new friends, you know.
But it is what it is. Yeah.
So Gary, before you go, is thereanything that you would like to

(02:09:31):
plug right now? Are you going to be doing any
shows? Or OK, right now I'm working on
material I'm planning on gettingback to stand up.
I'm probably going to start doing open mics in February.
I was a writer for One Magazine.I quit doing stand up about 14
years ago. I want to.

(02:09:51):
My girlfriend's trying to get meback into it, and she's right.
Yes, she is. I'll never say I'm good.
I'm not, I'll never say I'm good, but I I'm very confident
in what I do because also I justhave one of those things that I
will say anything I want. I don't fear it.
And I know a lot of comedians, they they literally stutter when

(02:10:14):
they talk because they're they just can't get it out.
Fuck that. It has to come out freely.
And if someone gets there at their feelings hurt, fuck them,
you know? I mean, comedy's a fucking
dangerous game it is. Yep, like I always said, joke

(02:10:36):
them if they can't take a fuck. I like that.
I love that. I fucking love that.
Well, hey man, I love you guys. Thanks a lot.
I very much appreciate this opportunity and I will talk to
you soon next time around. I take care.

(02:10:56):
All right. Thanks a lot man.
What a fun show today. That was great.
That. Was.
Fun he was yeah, I knew I had to.
I knew we had to get him on the show at some point.
He's just very funny, dude, man.Like, again, I see his Facebook
post and I just, I just laugh. And then we've actually

(02:11:19):
interacted a couple of times together on on social media and
I'm really glad he didn't cancel.
So Oh my gosh, yeah. Very fun.
And I love that. I love the fact that we actually
had some like good interaction and stuff.
So we did, you know, one of the things I do appreciate about
doing our show is, is that we may get in some to some some

(02:11:43):
current things that are, are not.
I mean, clearly they're not funny and they're not
necessarily what we want, definitely not what we want to
talk about, but the things that need to be talked about and we
do need to address those. But we are able to pull back at
the end and still come back to do us to to to be able to to

(02:12:06):
find humor in something else andto be able to still end on a on
a happy note. So Oh no.
This this episode was if if I was the judge in this episode,
this went a lot better than I anticipated.
So I'm very, I'm very glad that we talked about what we talked
about. Again, like I told before you

(02:12:26):
guys came on, I told Gary my feelings on the shooting and but
I said, look, it's not up to me.It's we're democracy.
It's going to come to a vote andif they say yay, then we do it
because it's the both of you guys and you know, so if they
say yes, we're going to talk about it.
If they say no, then OK, we'll we'll move on accordingly.

(02:12:47):
We have a lot of things we couldtalk about.
Oh, we're talking about doing the good things, too.
Yeah. And that being said, we have to
talk about something that's always important.
What are you binge watching? So I am still, oh, now I'm on
season 2 of scrubs. I'm binge watching that and I

(02:13:08):
had started Ozark season 3, but I fell asleep battling an inner
ear infection. So it it really knocked me out.
I didn't even go to work yesterday.
That's how bad it was. But but yeah, Ozark season 3 and
Scrubs and there's the show. That.

(02:13:29):
The paper, I don't know if you guys heard of that.
It's on the Peacock. It's from the people who created
the Office and so-called the paper.
I think they have a few episodesout.
It's from what I saw from the first episode was very funny and
so so that was good. So yeah.

(02:13:50):
Well. You know, I'm actually trying to
steer more towards comedy. But yeah, Ozark season 3.
Woo, good. A very, very good man.
I can't believe they did like, what, Four Seasons?
Damn it. They should have done more.
But yeah, I'm the midpoint of the whole series.

(02:14:11):
Yeah, yeah, Ozarks I've seen it was good, good, good, good.
Never watching. We are watching.
Well, we're done watching by thefinished up on Animal.
Animal. Kingdom, Animal Kingdom Here's.
What I'm going to say about Animal Kingdom, that holy crap,
there's not too many series thatI've ever watched where they

(02:14:33):
intentionally knew that that last season and geared all the
the episodes of that season to wrapping up everything.
And that's what they did with Animal Kingdom.
It wasn't something like it justlost popularity and they just
pulled it off the air, you know,So they actually, and it was
what, six seasons and they season 6 wrapped up everything

(02:14:59):
from the other five seasons. And it had an intentional
ending. So I was, yeah, I was actually.
And and as we were watching, we called the one we knew the how,
like some of the how some of thecharacters that we knew that
there were different characters how they would end up.

(02:15:22):
But it was that part was really good.
We finished watching Wednesday, which the 1st 4 episodes of like
they called they they were 8 episodes for season 2.
They put out four episodes and then waited like 3 weeks to put

(02:15:44):
out the other 4 episodes and 4 episodes.
I was kind of like, man, this isn't.
Yeah, I thought. It was they.
Were reaching to me. Yeah, they were kind of
reaching, but then they pulled it back together on on some of
it on season the last four. But they also you could also

(02:16:04):
tell that they were definitely. Grasping.
It running it towards season. Season 3 they left everything
they they laid everything out for season 3 more so than like
what what you saw in in season 1wasn't like they so anyways, but
it was good and it did have somesurprise return characters.

(02:16:26):
And then we're we're rewatching 2 broke girls.
So that's our kind of our night time when we're in bed, guys.
Watching that on, what's the what's that?
And I'm trying to find that. It's on Roku.

(02:16:47):
OK, I don't have Roku. Oh, is that OK?
Because I was just going to say I, I don't know.
Because we just turn on the TV and it's one of the little
things that are up on the top there.
It's not on any streaming. I mean, if you had it on Roku,
OK, but it's not on like any streaming services.
That's. That show was too good not to be
on any streaming anything. Oh my God, it is.

(02:17:09):
You know, we're watching it for the second time and still
enjoying it like it's. Fucking hilarious.
It has so many such great writers on that for the
character. It's like, you know, Kat
Denning, the writers for her character so good.
Like they the jokes and everything.
And Oh my God, Jennifer Coolidge.

(02:17:31):
Yeah. I'll be in my you know what?
I mean, you got to love that one.
I fucking. Love her.
Shit. Fact that Garrett Morris is in
it, I think that's. Yeah, Garrett Morris, he's been.
He's been around forever. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, Oh, yeah, the OK, heis good, yes, but they you know,

(02:17:53):
it is just a. Really.
Gary Morris was around and fucking samping his son.
Well, we. But that is a really good show.
I mean, that is, yeah. Like you said, it's too good not
to be on the streaming service. And then we're also still
watching Mom. We're getting down to the last
season of The Nut, unfortunately.
And then we're about to watch season 2.

(02:18:16):
Now that we've wrapped up our dark animal Kingdom, it leaves
room for another dark show, and that's going to be Beauty in
Black Season 2. So which?
Just came out today. Yeah, on Netflix.
It just came out today. So no, we haven't watched any of

(02:18:38):
it yet. We'll start watching that.
So you do know next week we'll be out at sea?
No, not yet. Is the next week Thursday?
Well, we leave on Thursday, but we'll still be here on
Wednesday. OK, OK, never mind.
So, yeah, so yeah, we, we are going to be on a cruise.

(02:19:02):
We're taking another cruise, only this cruise is 22 days.
But because we cross the international date line, we lose
a day. So it's actually like. 23 days,
yeah. It's 23 day and then when we
come back we gain a day so. So I'm going to have to have

(02:19:28):
Kyle come pick us up yesterday. Yeah, at the airport.
That's going to be. But we are going to have
Internet, we will have Internet while we're there.
So and we, because we will, it'sthe only way we'll be able to
talk to people is through like Facebook Messenger.

(02:19:52):
We can call that through Facebook Messenger, but we can't
we won't have a telephones oh, excuse me, but we will be able
to live stream. So it should be just figuring
out the time zone difference. It's going to be the, the fun

(02:20:13):
part. So we will, we will be here
next. Yeah, 'cause.
We go backwards in time up untilwe get.
To right past Honolulu. Yeah, we'll be.
Three hours behind where we are right now.
Which? Means we'll be 6 hours behind
you, but somehow by the time we end up I.

(02:20:36):
Don't know. I don't know what Tahiti is.
We crossed we crossed the the time gate, the.
No, that's we cross the equator.Cross the equator, yeah.
We after Tahiti, we crossed the international time zone, right,
right, right, right. So then for when we cross the
international time zone? We.
It's going to be like jump forward today.
I don't fucking know. So I don't know, somehow we're

(02:21:00):
going that away and somehow we'll be going backwards the
time, backwards in time and thenall of a sudden we'd shoot a day
forward. So look.
So I have no idea. We'll figure.
Out from the future to tell you to play some numbers.
Play them. OK.
I'll wait. I'll.
Wait for that. I'll wait for that call.
I know, right? But yeah.

(02:21:20):
Shit. So I'm like the the winning
numbers in in New York was 7779.Jamal played 7779.
Hurry up. Yeah, hopefully I'm awake when
you guys make that request. Yeah, because otherwise we'll
lose out, so. But yeah.

(02:21:42):
So I think that I had a really fun time with this episode.
Yeah, it was great. Yeah, I do this.
We should win a Webbie with thisone.
Well, that sounds like that is our show.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening.
Our special thanks to the the amazingly funny Gary Stone who

(02:22:06):
was on the show today, and thanks to his girlfriend for.
Timing in. Being on the being an audience
member and watching. So we thank these we thank both
of the these fine folks. And gosh, it's been a it's been
a weird day in America, very weird day in America.

(02:22:26):
So all I'm going to say instead of the usual is you know what,
ladies and gentlemen, take care of each other because because
that that's where we that's where we should be at right now.
Just take care of each other andwe'll be all right.
So with that being said, I'm going to end on that note.
Oh, with also Marianne, who always says make good choices,

(02:22:50):
but also while you're making those good choices, take care of
each other. And that's where we're going to
end it. Peace.

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