Green Tea Shot

It’s not just a shot, it’s an experience…

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because ain't nothing but a cheap bang baby To low,
damn cheap.
So we crazy Death grow againstthe label that pays man
Unfatable.
So please don't try to fakethis.
But I'll back to the lecture athand.
Back to the lecture at hand.
I can't tell you the number ofnights where I was hungover,

(00:23):
distraught, just down, bad afternights of just only drinking
hard liquor.
The type of liquor.
Tequila was my steez and Iwould always wonder if there was
gonna be a way out.
Taking shots on top of shots ontop of shots.

(00:44):
When you're young I'm not old,by no means but when you're
younger you feel like you couldtake it all to the head.
I used to be one of thoseindividuals.
I'm drinking everything.
I'm drinking whiskey, I'mdrinking tequila, I'm drinking
vodka, I'm drinking gin.
We mixing it all up, everythingis a go.
But it affected me, it took atoll on my body, it wore me down

(01:14):
and I would be reminisced tosay I wasn't looking for a way
out, I wasn't looking for abetter alternative.
So many times we be in thecloud of our own shadows and we
just looking for that ray ofsunshine and then comes.

(01:37):
I can't even tell you where itwas, but I do remember that it
was my sister that put me on toa drink that has-.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Put him on, like I do with a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I wouldn't say that Like.
As you guys know, I used to Behonest.
I did most things before Yummy.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
We not.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I was put on.
I don't remember where we wereand then my sister said Daegi,
I'm in front of put, was it was.
It was it when we was atPersonas before it closed?
Was that the first time?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
No, it was after that , because it was when I I mean,
I would tell my own story, butit wasn't until after COVID.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So after COVID.
Okay, so it was after COVID.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Cause that day was literally the day before COVID.
Like we went to that party onSaturday, on Monday they shut
everything down Exactly WhereverI was.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
in that moment I realized I had a drink for the
rest of my life.
Y'all know how I love me a goodcocktail.
Anybody who really knows meloves that.
I love a speak easy.
Because of the atmosphere, thedrinks, everything besides the
point.
I no longer felt the need totake shots no more when Yummy

(02:57):
introduced me to this shot.
This shot was both refreshing,light, sweet, citrusy.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Come on In the room Refreshing Jesus, and we need
you and Because, and I need you,amen, amen.
And at the same time, you'restill going the way.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yes, you drink this shot.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Knowing damn well.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It tastes like juice.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
And you would be in for a good time, yup.
I tell you right now the goodcongregation said thank God for
green tea.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Thank God for green tea shots.
Thank God for green tea shotsand believe it or not, that's
what we talking about.
This episode, that's exactlywhat we talking about.
Don't worry about it, we gonnaget there and we gonna make a
point, but just know, just knowwe talking about.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Green tea shots that day we talking about.
That day really transcended mydrinking experience, cause I
went from a simple to Mm.
Hmm, I did To.
Now, if you ask me for a drink,mm.
Hmm, I'm the guy who's out heremaking drinks.
Say, I did so at my at thesneaker ball that I have for my
birthday.
Remember I made those.

(04:08):
I said damn daji.
I said always drinking good,you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is that the name of the drinks where?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
That's where they were Keeping it lovely.
That was the name of the threedrinks, so I had dabbled in
being a mixologist.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
And it was because of that sense of inspiration when
I got introduced and put on tosomething new.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
You know, the problem is we really think that, as
people who drink liquor, that ashot that is just the liquor is
the way to do it.
You know, they come up withthese creative shooters, as they
call them, For people like uswho like to be lit.

(04:48):
But almost sometimes when Itake shots, the shot to be
shooting me back I would take itand it would take me.
So green tea shots, where youknow are not where amazing.
I don't really drink them asmuch now because I don't have
time when I go to the bar.
When I go up to the bar to belike, hey, can you make me a
green tea shot, my patience isbecause there's a lot to it now,

(05:13):
especially since I be DJingLike I'd be like, hey, can I get
a?
You know, and also I'm nottrying to drink my calories as
much because child green teashots got some calories in it.
But yeah.
So the first green tea shot Ihad was when I went to Houston
for my line sister's wedding.
It was actually her partner whoput me on.

(05:34):
She was like oh, they were likewe're gonna have some green tea
shots.
I was like what the hell isthat?
Don't worry about it, it'sdelicious.
I said okay, I drank it.
I said oh, my goodness, this isamazing.
Sorry to your ears, but I haveto be said.

(05:55):
I said this thing is liquor.
They said yeah.
I said what kind of liquor isit, jamison?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, that's what really threw me out.
You beat the Jamison Harsh.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I don't think I've ever had Jamison before.
I had a green tea shot.
Now I will literally buy abottle of Jamison just to make
green tea shots.
Now it's not only Jamison.
Wow, you need the peach snobs.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I was about to say you definitely need the peach
snobs.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
You have to have the peach snobs because I don't know
what it is about that peachsnobs when it connects with the
Jamison.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
With the Sprite.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I didn't even get to the Sprite yet.
Don't get too afar in front ofme because I'm explaining this
right now.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Go ahead, go ahead, go on.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Then you need the sweet and sour, not Sprite, but
you need actual sweet and sourmix.
Now, this you don't want to puttoo much, but you need to add
that Small small.
Small, small because you got thesweetness from the schnapps
Mm-hmm.
You do a little one, two.
I don't know what the actualmeasurements are of it.
I'm not a bartender, I'm abartender requester of a green

(07:15):
tea shot.
There we go.
You put the sweet and sourMm-hmm, then you splash some
Sprite.
Now, some people this is whereit gets a little iffy, because
some people put more Sprite thanthey need to Exactly, and
that's why you get a big assshot Mm-hmm, because they not
gonna do too much of the stuffthat actually costs money, but

(07:36):
Sprite that come out the machine, they'll throw that at you.
So sometimes you get a lot ofSprite, sometimes you get a
little Sprite.
But at the end of the day, onceyou mix it all together, you
shake it up, you pour it in aglass.
You say up to it, down to it,fuck those that don't do it.
We do it because we're used toit and I'll drink my fucker
drink to it.
And you sip that green tea shot.

(07:56):
You're gonna feel like you caneight, half eight, more than
bitches.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Oh God, oh God.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
What I would do as a person that drinks often,
regularly, not alcoholism, butjust when I'm out.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Which is all the time .

Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's because of my place of business, not because I
believe that I need to be outmore than I'm in, cause I love
to be in, but my line of workdoesn't cause for me to be in.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
And they call me long-winded.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They do.
So I don't know why you saidthat like they don't, they don't
, but I forgot what I was gonnasay.
So you go ahead and talk now,because when I remember I'll
come back to the mic.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Okay, well, I'll finish it off for you, I mean as
people who enjoy themselves outon a night of the town.
It is so nice to have abeverage that won't make you
feel sick while you're drinkingit and you can enjoy it as one
as shooter.
Two a cocktail.

(09:06):
Three anything in between.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh, so you only had two options but you decided to
still go ahead with three.
No, I actually remember what Iwas gonna say.
Okay, as a person, as a lady ofthe night but not that freaky
kind of stuff I don't get paidto do sex but as a lady of the
night, when I've been drinkingand I wanna keep drinking, but I

(09:31):
don't wanna keep drinking, youknow what I mean.
When I wanna keep drinking butI don't wanna be drinking the
hard stuff that I've beendrinking, I give me a little
green tea shot mellow me out,mellow me out.
I do that.
Or I do a corona.
But when I grab a corona fromthe bar, people look at me like
I'm crazy.
So if I grab me a green teashot, throw it back.

(09:55):
Sometimes I sip it slow.
I feel good.
For the rest of the night Ifeel good.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, and I've done the thing where I started taking
a double.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, and you need to stop doing that, because you be
trying to order doubles foreverybody.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Because it's a drink, it's juice.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Until you realize that they put a shot or two of
Jameson in there and Pete Snopsgot liquor in it too.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
So this is what I'm going to tell y'all.
Do me a favor when y'all go toout, wherever, order you a green
tea shot, take just one, andthen tell me why I do a double,
because I'm going to tell youwhy.
What you're going to realize isyou don't want to drink it as a
shot, you want to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
The first thing you're going to say is actually
this is good as hell.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yep, that's literally .

Speaker 2 (10:42):
If you haven't had one before, you can be like this
is good as hell.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
And that's what I ask , I always ask.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
This is refreshing.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
This is the only pickup line I use and it's not
even a pickup line, but Iliterally ask.
I was like I ever had a greentea shot and the people be like
no, I was like alright, let's doa green tea shot.
I'll be like I'm going to putyou on and that's literally what
I do.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
That's the thing you got to put on by somebody.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Okay, so when you put on.
You know how many people I puton good music and then they
share that with other people.
That's how the world works.
You know, you listen to areally great podcast and then
you share with other people.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Absolutely, and you should be sharing this podcast
with your friends.
If you're not, or more, if Isee you If I see you thunder
will fire you.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Thunder will fire you .

Speaker 2 (11:22):
If you're not sharing this podcast with your people's
.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Thunder will fire you .
You heard it right.
You heard it right.
What's going on with?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
you Because you are listening, because you know we
have super hard fire Like greentea shots.
You need to be sharing it withyour people.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
So, realistically, how many people do you think
you've shared a green tea shot?
I?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
feel like at least 10 .
I mean, that might not be a lotof people, but when you think
about like our friends go out,they drink, you know.
But, I would say this beforegreen tea shots, I was taking
shots of Hennessy.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I don't know why the fuck you used to do that
.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm putting hair on my chest.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I would be hot, do say I would just take my tequila
shot.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I really.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I mean, you had a lot of bottles of Hennessy and just
say and just do it straight.
And I'm like why are we doingthis to ourselves?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Like are we okay, Are we saying?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm not even touching that dark liquor anywhere.
I smell Hennessy.
I will start screaming.
I don't even be drinking likethat, my nose hairs will start
burning off.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't even be drinking like that, no more.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
I do like a tequila soda water and I'm trying to get
into wines.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Fuck, you mean shit.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You be drinking like French 75s, which is cognac, so
you sit over here acting likeyou don't drink.
Hennessy is wild to me.
He's trying to show off for thepodcast.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't, I'm not.
I was the last time you reallysee me fucked up.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
I haven't seen you fucked up in a while, but that
don't mean you don't drinkFrench 75s.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
French 75 is a little one to.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It's not really nothing crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
But you know what is a one to a green tea shot.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yes, a green tea shot will get you, maybe.
Maybe see now I'm getting ideasMaybe we have a drink.
This is so far ahead, I don'teven know why I'm thinking about
December, but I'll say thisgreen tea shots.
Did I offer a green tea shotthe first time we was in?
The first time we was inAtlanta?

(13:13):
We met that girl at the airportbar.
I feel like we did take a greentea shot with her Right, and
then we hung out with and thenwe met her at the contender
concert.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Katerina.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Katerina concert.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, but was that why we was in Atlanta that time, or
did we see her another time?
We was in Atlanta?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think that's why we've seen her in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, because she was on her way out.
Oh yeah, we were on our way in.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
What were we doing in Atlanta at that?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
time.
Probably one music first, theonly reason why we go to Atlanta
for real.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, the lineup looked decent this year.
I don't know how I'm going tofeel about it in that big ass
park.
They keep making thesefestivals bigger and bigger and
that makes the traffic out of itso much harder.
What?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
we want to get on the scooters.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's not an Olympic Park.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It is, it's not downtown.
Yeah, it's not downtown.
It's in Pima Park, which isn'tthat far.
But I mean, I asked my friends,that little, to come get us and
take us where we need to go.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I think maybe it was one,
because we usually only go therefor that yeah, some sort of
music, and then we went for thehomecoming, oh yeah maybe was it
for that.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
No, I think it was, because I remember I was wearing
no yeah, so that time when wewent, it was for one music fest,
because that's when we stayedin that terrible God darn awful
air.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
being no AC, I don't know how I'd be finding some of
these places.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It was no AC in my room.
I think you had AC.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I didn't, it was a it was a box AC in the living room
, because I remember I slept inthe living room, because the
living room had a TV and Icannot sleep without the TV on.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I was.
I was swimming in that mug.
I was like wow, this is a lotof space, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
So like I mean, if there was more than just me and
you, maybe it would have beencool, but like we had our own
rooms, we had our own bathrooms,so that was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
There was only one bathroom.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
One shower.
Okay, yeah, there's only oneshower and then, like your room,
had like a sun room.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, why do I?
Why did I need that though?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I don't know.
Why does anybody need that?
It's like a cool apartment ifyou live there, probably, but
like.
It was like a hotel that theylike renovated the turner rooms
but didn't do no renovations.
It's just a old hotel thatsomeone was like, oh y'all, and
people ran out rooms or buyrooms for Airbnb.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
We're going to do that and not do any updates to
it and they were still likeremember, there was plastic on
the floor, there was a wholebunch of yeah, it was a.
You know, we've had someinterest in times in Atlanta.
I love that place.
But Atlanta, you really betrying to scam us, you know and
we're going to go back.
So you try to tell me I stole awhole car.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
And, as my credit was stolen, the last, the one
Airbnb that I was in where Istayed an extra day and you left
yeah, we both had two bedroomsto that Airbnb did not have hot
water.
The water pressure was low.
There was a dining room tablethat did not have it.
It was a train.
I have the table, the table,the Wi-Fi.
There was no Wi-Fi.
The power went out and I'mtelling the people that own the

(16:11):
Airbnb no, there's, all of thisshit was going on and they like,
sorry, we got somebody coming.
Nobody came.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I remember that.
Oh, my God, I remember it,because I almost missed my
flight.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh yeah, cause you're your flight because we stayed
so far out.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yes, Every Uber was just like yeah, no, we're not
going all the way to Buckhead.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I had to.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I had to beg.
I was like gee, I'll give you a$40 tip.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
I don't think mine was that bad though, but I think
it's because of the time of theday.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Mine was early in the morning, so, yeah, that
definitely needed a green teashot after that.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm going to say this episode is not about Atlanta.
We talked about that placeenough.
We've been there enough and weprobably going to talk about it
again when we go.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
But yeah, I mean green tea shots.
For me it was just a.
It was a.
It was like a new world type ofthing.
You know what I'm saying.
Like the idea that you couldactually enjoy a shot really
really was like, yeah, I need todrink a lot.
That made me start drinking.
Better action made me a lot.
That was like when for those ofyou who think I'm bougie, that

(17:13):
was probably like when itstarted, because I was like
niggas can drink and actuallyenjoy it, because before then I
was still on my college shit.
I'm not going to lie to you.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like we drink.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
We drink it to get drunk.
So I'll drink cheap, all thatstuff.
But now you see me.
I'll be quick to spend the $20on a drink.
I won't even look to thinktwice about it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Uh-oh, I'm going to definitely think twice.
I'm $20 on one drink.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Do it all the time, not even going to hold, you
Don't even say that I just, Ijust think it's worth it.
What?

Speaker 2 (17:43):
kind of drink you drinking.
That's $20.
So like if you go to any ofthese nice ass restaurants a
glass, okay, but I mean, that'sprobably the cheapest thing that
you're going to get is a drink.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The.
You know I'd be going to somenice eateries, you know what I'm
saying.
So like a glass of wine mightrun you like 20, 25, just a
penny.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Are you buying a glass?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, a glass of wine .
Okay, I thought you like a sixor nine ounce glass of wine.
Yeah, and 100% too much.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I'm all that stuff.
Wine, beer, it all tastes thesame to me.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, you have a good glass of wine that, and that's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
What's?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
your favorite drink because you know water.
Well, yes, water, but I'msaying in general, when you're
not drinking water besides greentea shots, what do you actually
with?
Before I get into that, what isyour favorite green team green
tea shot memory.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I would say the first time I had one.
What I mean is like and you knowwhat, now that I think about it
, we might have had a green teashot at persona and just didn't
know that's what it was, becauseI think they was doing a
special on like $5 Jameson and$5 tequila, because I remember
seeing that on the screen.
So I feel like maybe with thepeople that we were with or like
the people that were around us,they might have gotten us a

(18:54):
green tea shot and we just tookit and didn't know.
But because I was fucked upthat day too, I just remember
that we went to can't believeit's not me and we fucked up
that food like it was the bestfood in the world, knowing that
vegan food is nasty as hell.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yes, it definitely has gotten gross and disgusting
but not gotten, always been.
No, that show is decent though.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
No, yes, I could not remember a place that we went to
together and when we was on myfeeling Tuesday was decent or I
think I got some nachos orsomething.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's because it's that sativa, whatever, grounded
as me, whatever.
Sat 10 some should like that.
But, it was not good.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I do like like like the ground fake beef that we get
from Trader Joe's.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yes, that's decent, but you got a season and of
course like, oh my god, it's alot of work.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
That one time we went to that place Chicago diner.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Let's not talk about it.
I almost threw my food out.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
That stuff was so nasty.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It was not good at all.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, I don't think I have a favorite green tea shop
memory, do you?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I do Every time.
I always do it off of, basedoff people's reaction, because
people like generally, generally, it's always like, oh, they
always do the what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
This was delicious.
That was really good, reallyrefreshing, especially since
they at first they'd be likewhat the fuck is a green tea
shot?
I don't want to drink no tea,I'm like this is a bar.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, this is a bar.
This is a bar, it's a bar.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Like open your mind up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, I would just be like, yeah, let's just take
this one too, but I put in somany people on.
I'm always like, yeah, just letme get a green tea, or let's do
a green tea because I feel likeit's a very easy drink to ease
into.
But yeah, I don't know, I justfeel like it's like one of those
things, and for somebody whoenjoys sharing new experiences
with people, that's the thingabout it.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's why I probably like introducing everybody to
green tea shots green tea shots.
You know, that's why I sharemusic, r&b thug.
That's why I share basicallyeverything, because that's an
experience you get to share withsomebody.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
What else do you share besides those two things?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Food.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay, food places.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
I'm been out to myself.
I was sharing my hats andclothes for years because
somebody, somebody got your swag.
Somebody would really go intomy room and then take my shit
and talk about some days.
You left this in the basement.
You don't even wear thisanymore and I'm like nigga, this
was literally all my life.
This was literally all my hatrack.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, so, wild.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
That feels like you're talking about me, but
since you didn't say my name,that's crazy.
And I know.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Mugs wearing a whole Mellow Jersey shirt and don't
even fuck with Mellow.
I found it yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Now.
Talking dirt on this man's namebecause he cheated on Lala like
three or four times, but youwon't wear In your dressing.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You're gonna wear his shirt, I just need a shirt with
that one.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, I don't have a shirt.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Why, when you have them?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
You will have shirts.
You're old and I wear them.
Damn man, I ain't bought them.
I can't even wear my own shit.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
So okay, yeah, that's what you share, but I do.
I like that point that you madeabout sharing experiences with
people.
I think that's really fun too,but I also saw something on
Twitter that was like I don'treally want to go on all these
different experiences anddifferent stuff with a person,
because if you and that personno longer communicate, like

(22:12):
every time you think about thatmemory, like you're reminded of
that person.
That's trauma.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's trauma.
That's understandable.
But then it's like you live avery small life, like we're on
earth to connect and interactwith people.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yeah, regardless if it's like a short time or a long
time.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
And also like I feel like people be like so Attached.
No, I feel like people are veryregimented in their thinking.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's okay to think about rigid revision man.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Maybe it's not a word .

Speaker 2 (22:48):
I was gonna say this is the podcast where you make up
words.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
I think people are rigid in their thinking.
Sometimes we think it's bad tothink about times that we
enjoyed just because it endedwith a person and that person
might have not been good to usor that person was good to us.
But we don't wanna feel thatthe sadness of it not working
out with that person because wereally wanted it to.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Well, cause I mean, I feel like for me I would prefer
to do something with someonethat I like.
Like that I know that I likeyou know, even if I know that
you know this might not be likea forever thing, but like at
least in that moment, like rightnow, like we're enjoying each
other's company and we'reenjoying doing this one thing
with that person.
So I think like that's okay.

(23:35):
I don't think that likeeverything well, because you
know like you could have a good,a bad memory attached to like a
good person as well.
You know what I mean.
So I just think, like in thevice versa.
We actively live in that all thetime right, yeah, so I think,
like I'm not, I'm just.
I just telling you what I sawon Twitter.
I'm not one of those people, Ifeel like any new experience, if

(23:57):
I I really be like, oh my God,like I wanna do this with this
person cause I know they haven'tdone it before, or like I feel
like this would be really coolfor us to do, regardless of like
, what like may happen down theline, and if it was so good.
But I also think that's on theother side, like, if you do
something with someone, do youfeel like you can do that same
thing with somebody else?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, so my problem is that I tend to live through
my experiences, so like if youtook a girl to one restaurant
and it was really good.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Would you take a girl they?

Speaker 1 (24:26):
have.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Oh, that's scandalous .

Speaker 1 (24:29):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
And you told them like, oh yeah, I've been here
before Cause they're gonna belike.
Oh, like, how'd you find outabout this place?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yes, I definitely have told them, and you've been
like oh yeah, I came here withan ex.
I didn't write it like that,but yeah, she was like oh, you
came here with another girl andI said, yeah, I think that's
shady.
No, I don't think it's shady,it just happened.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
I think that's shady.
It was a very.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
It was like it's an adult though, but we also live
in Chicago, so like we live in arestaurant city, so like there
are options.
There is options, but also whenyou know If the place is good.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
So what I'll say is it wasn't like it was a, if it
was like a regular between meand my ex Shorty then I'm not
doing that right Like Do youhave a regular?
Spot.
Do I have a regular spot?
No, I got a regular spot.
Ramassan, ramassan, I don't know, but you know I'd be eating out
, so like when I and the onlytime I really eat out is when I
am dating.

(25:18):
Otherwise I really just beeating the same like three or
four foods and I'm okay withthat.
But no, I don't think it'sshady, I just think I think when
you're, when you live based onexperiences, it's the type of
experiences, right?
So like, if you're asking me,no matter what type of person

(25:41):
you are, you still always wantto vacation, the per, you always
want to take a vacation withthe person you're with, right?
You don't think about it thatway.
Or like you still want toexperience concerts or these big
events you know what I'm saying?
Or small, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
So like, oh, we played UNO together and now you
can't play UNO with somebodyelse because you play.
No, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about like a trip,yes, like if you took your yeah
yeah to the Dominican Republic.
You're not about to take yourwife to the Dominican Republic
on your honeymoon.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
I mean that's different, but you would still
take her somewhere right.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, but that's like saying like but you would do
that anyway, you would do thatregardless.
I'm saying like-.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I've done that.
I've gone to California or theWest Coast, and I've done that
with a girl that I was dating inthe past.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Scandalous and then I brought it, wasn't I think like
those things can I think-.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'd never told you the story about how I was dating
somebody.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
No, and it would make you sound like a bad person.
Save it.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
No, it doesn't make me sound like a person.
So I met a new person, but Iended it with somebody else and
we literally were going out-.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
At the same spots when you were out-.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, no, no.
We were going out like a blockor two away from this person's
house, so we were in the samearea and I was like I was like-.
If you see them, yeah, and thatmy head-.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
And you trying to see what's up.
That's exactly what-.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Skit, and that was exactly-.
I was like what are the fucking?
Chances of that Cause I waslike I hope I don't see this
person.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Cause we was I doubt it.
The world is too big, but alsothe world is really small.
But that's what I was saying inmy head.
It's one thing that I'mfiguring out.
Cause in my head.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I was like but you know, and she, inevitably both
of these individuals moved toCalifornia.
So that's what I'm trying tosay.
So it was like, what the fuck?
So I was like, why did you know?
But then I was just like,whatever, I'm not gonna worry
about it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
I mean, I don't think it's ever that deep.
I just think you know, like wewere, that also makes you feel
like you're holding yourselfback from something that could
just literally be a goodexperience, because you're so
worried about, like, what theoutcome may be.
Like we and that's my thing tooLike just thinking like
existentialy about thissituation is just like I wanna

(27:49):
live right now.
You know what I mean.
Like, yes, I wanna be, likepreparing myself for the future
and all of the things, but like,excuse me, I wanna live right
now.
And I mean like, yes, I'mliving, but I wanna experience,
I wanna do stuff right now.
Like just live without thinkingabout if I do this now, I might

(28:14):
not be able to do somethinglater, like I just wanna live,
like if I wanna go on a tripright now.
I mean, I'm not living like thatright now and I think it's
fully affecting me, but like Ijust wanna do stuff right now.
Because I wanna do it right nowand not because I'm waiting on
the stuff.
I'm waiting to do the stuff Iwanna do right now so I can do
it later.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Okay.
So I hear what you're sayingand I'll say to that I'll say
you are always living, it's justhow you choose to live life,
and I know that sounds sofucking vague and cliche, but
what I'm saying is that peoplehave this big conception and I
like this ideal that like, ifyou're not living life to the

(28:55):
fullest and living out yourtruth, that you're not living
life.
Coming from somebody who haslived life Like you know what
I'm saying, yemi, you have seenme literally go through highs
and lows, all that like I am notafraid to live life.
I feel like a lot of the timeswhen we talk about living your
life the way you want to, peopledon't ever wanna admit that

(29:20):
like that's a scary undertaking.
Right.
Like to live life purposefully,with intention, and to be
cognitive of that fact and to dothe things that you want that
shit is eye-opening.
Right.

(29:40):
Like you enjoy life, but youalso understand in order to live
life, you have to go throughlife, right?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
And that's what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Everybody always focuses on like oh, I'm not
living the life that I want, orI'm not living life.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
But once you start doing that, what's tea Like?
What's gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Well, you just start to see who you are as a person,
right, like I have this thoughtin this theory that, like, the
moment you choose to dosomething in your life, whatever
you set that trajectory in yourlife, life is gonna test you,
which is it will.
Life is gonna test you in orderto get to that and all be all

(30:19):
go right.
Like for me, it was like I'mgonna live this grand life full
of love, all those things.
But in order for me to get tothat point and appreciate what
it actually means to have thisgrand life love is surrounding
all of you I have to know whatit is to be without love.
You know what I'm saying.
Like you live life by justthrowing yourself at it.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Similar to when we was in Puerto Rico.
Right Like you could be scaredand not go off these cliffs, but
guess what?
You gonna miss out on what itcould have been.
You know what I'm saying Like,you have to like.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Life is one of those things and that's why you should
definitely just live, correctand do, and that's why I'm like
so why do you feel like you'renot doing?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
that Is because you feel like.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
I feel like I'm regressing a bit, even Like we
was outside and we have not beenoutside like that this year.
And I'm not saying that, Idon't think I'm regressing.
In a way, I feel like I'mbuilding.
I feel like, yeah, this is abuild year.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're sewing, you're sewing.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, this is a build year, this is a sewing year,
this is like a development yearbut, like eventually I'm gonna
need to pop back outside Likethat's what.
Covid was right.
We was sewing there, we wasstacking our money, we was just
following the rules, not doingwhat the people said to do.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
But that was by force , this is by Choice, this is by
choice.
And sometimes it's hard to dealwith that realization because
usually in seasons of sewing youhave to develop and deal with
so many things that you were notdoing because you had all these
distractions around you, yeah,yeah, little distractions,
little distractions.
Yeah, little small doesn'tmatter whatever, but yeah,

(31:50):
little distractions.
But, there are probably thingsthat you are overlooking,
because I mean you weren'tfocused and fixated on a go, but
I don't think that's not sayingyou're not living A go.
I don't think that's sayingthat you're not living.
I just think it means that,like I don't think that I'm not.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
I think I am.
I'm just like when I thinkabout like the grand scheme of
things, I just think that, likewhat's happening right now was
just like very, it's making melike very temperamental.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree, it's making me very
temperamental.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
But I feel like that's part of the process.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Because I mean inevitably this shit will all
work out, Amen.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Amen.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
So it's just a process, man.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
These are the layers of the green t-shirt right.
Like, everything that we'redoing right now is a little bit
of Jameson, a little bit ofPeacenops, a little bit of Swede
and Sour.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well, the Jameson is the foundation, so we're
building the foundation right.
And then when you shake it allup.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
it's a successful, tasteful, refreshing drink that
doesn't stop you from drinkingmore it just Just helps you
enjoy more.
It helps you enjoy to drinkmore and gets you to the next
drink if that's what you wannado, or lets you know hey, it's
time to stop drinking.
Pick up that water, get thatliquid IV, get your ass

(33:09):
something to eat and get yourass in bed.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Do you really be eating after?
I don't be eating after I takethe liquid.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
IV I need to eat after I drink?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I don't, I just take the liquid IV and water and I go
to sleep.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
But I haven't really been getting hungover lately but
honestly I feel like I have myhangovers, have just like like
man.
You can't hold that trick youliquidated or changed into
something now, into somethingdifferent, like before it used
to be a headache and all thisstuff.
And now, when I drink a lot,the day before, the next day all

(33:41):
I wanna do is sleep and myproblem is the day before be
like a Sunday and I'd be the dayI want to drink, and then I
have to be up in meetings allday.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I was about to say that you gotta work on Monday.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
And then I gotta work on Monday, and that'd be the
day that they wanna schedule allthese meetings, these one on
ones, like I've never had thismany meetings on a Monday in my
life.
But that's how they do it, toget it out the way I guess, but
like I feel like Monday is theday you're supposed to ease back
into the work week.
Like Tuesday, I'm fully okaywith whatever meeting you wanna
put, but I feel like Tuesdays Ireally don't be having any

(34:15):
meetings because I put them allon Monday.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I be having meetings all throughout the week.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So I'm sure you do.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
But you know, I think you made a really good point.
I mean, better fours are allaround us but like, yeah, green
tee shots right now is hard forus to see the end go, because
right now we're in the thick ofit.
You know, we're kind of in themid, we're still in the
beginning, but we're starting toget into the middle of our
career.
Right, that's seven to 15 yearmark gross 15 years.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, if you think about it, if I'm still working
in corporate America in 15 years.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
But that's the middle part.
Like that's the middle partCause most people usually work
what 30 to 40 years.
So, I should say this is thebeginning, cause middle part
would be 20,.
Well, 15 to 20 or somethinglike that, but it doesn't matter
.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I think I'll say 19, 2019.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I've been working since the 17.
So, yeah, I mean it'sinteresting, but you know we
take the moments, you know wetake the green we take the green
tee shots.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
We take the green tee shots.
We didn't have no green teeshot.
No, we did, I was gonna say,but they were nasty, the ones we
had in Puerto Rico.
They didn't make them right.
You know, it has to be.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
They made them too sour.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
All the right things.
You need the Jameisen, you needthe peach snaps, you need the
sweet and sour, you need thesprite.
Sometimes you'll get a greentee shot and they will literally
not give you no sprite.
Yeah, that really be throwingme off.
And I will throw it off becauseit's small.
One and two, it doesn't havethat sweetness from the sprite.
But you need that sweetnessbecause it is sweet and sour.

(35:54):
I'm telling you, if you don'thave all the elements, it's not
gonna be good.
And that's how a metaphor forlife as well.
If you don't have all theelements and sometimes you don't
know what all the elements are,especially if you didn't know
what a green tee shot was beforewhen you don't have all the
elements into anything thatyou're doing not just life, but
in any project that you're doingIf you don't have all of the
elements, if you are notprepared correctly, if you don't

(36:17):
know the recipe, you're notgonna do well, you're going to
fail.
So before you decide to makethat green tee shot this is a
metaphor, not a real green teeshot but before you decide to
make that green tee shot in yourlife, make sure you have all
the elements, all the rightcomponents, all the right pieces
.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yeah, I would just say that, but that all takes
time though.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, it takes time in real life, but in fake life,
when you're making a green teeshot and you a bartender and you
don't know how to make it oryou forgot, just go back to the
book, go back to YouTube, goback to Google.
Pinterest got all the drinks.
Don't try to play creative inthe kitchen and if you know that
you don't have something thatyou know you need like y'all ran

(36:56):
out of piece snops, y'all don'tgot no Jameison right now don't
try to make me something.
But, you can also do.
You can do a white tee shot.
A white tee shot is good too.
That's just with Tequila.
I don't know why we decide todo Jameison all the time Like we
just decide to keep it the wayit is.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I think one.
It gives us an introduction toJameison.
Right, it's different.
We get tired of Tequila.
I know I do.
I'm actually getting tired ofalcohol, but in general, I think
that's what it is for me too.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
That's why I started just doing like Tequila water.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't even like drinking no more all the time.
I'd be doing it because we'd beout, but I'm definitely getting
to that point where I couldprobably take, you're a smoker
now huh.
No, why are you fixated on me,damn nigga, get out my lungs.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Your lips are looking a little black.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
That's because of dehydration.
Don't ever play with me, niggasis real high and crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
This is looking a little black.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, you look a little black shut up.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
I was in the sun.
Okay, I'll be in the sun.
Okay, nice to be.
Who do you be In the house?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I'm in recovery, I'm recharging, I'm tired.
Amen, no man, but you know,green tee shots.
I'll say this for me, green teeshots are a reminder to
continue to enjoy life, becauseit's all about experiences.
I know we weren't trying to gothere with the symbolism, but I
always have a funny story.
Whether I'm putting somebody onfor the first time at green tee

(38:19):
shots never met this person.
We start chatting it up, webecome friends.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I think it is a good conversation starter because if
someone has never had it before,then you but also anything is a
good conversation starter whenyou're a day GNI, because we can
have a conversation abouteverything.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Apparently not for me , because obviously I'm somebody
feels like I'm oversteppingboundaries.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
I do think you are a little bit, but that's just
personal.
I mean, it might just be me,but I'm just noticing a pattern
and I feel like I'm veryrespectful.
I never said you weren't but.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Also, if it's friends , it's friendship.
I'm just so confused.
But you know what?
Let's not go there.
Offline what you were saying.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't remember what I was saying because you
interrupted me.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You were talking about.
What were we talking about?
Damn, it was on the tip of mytongue Liquor, not drinking as
much anymore, not drinking asmuch.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Great conversation starters, great conversation
starters.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yes, anything could be a great conversation starter,
but honestly, yeah, like ifyou've never had a green tea
shop before you know what areyou be drinking.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
When did you have your first one?
I mean, that's why we have theshow what's your favorite
vacation drink?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Because we can create memories.
I mean, I think it's a goodidea to create memories.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Um a shot at tequila.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I was gonna say like a Mai Tai, something like that
no, I don't drink that shit.
Pinacoladas, no, I don't drinkthat shit.
Mojitos, jolly rancher shots orshooters or whatever you want
to call it.
Yeah, I guess you do.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Green tea.
If it's not green tea, thenit's a regular tequila shot Like
, honestly, I usually like mygo-to, for I started drinking
ranch water, which is theofficial name for a water soda
water, tequila in lime.
I would just get like a tequilalemonade or tequila pineapple
juice, tequila and ginger ale.

(40:11):
Yeah, just like a well drink youknow, keep it cheap, but now,
well, drinks are expensive too,so you might as well get the
actual drink when I was, like,first started drinking and I
would go to like the bar or theclub or the restaurant and get a
drink.
I used to get tequila sunrises,but that's all sugar.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, that's all sugar.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Orange juice grenadine.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
That's all sugar and tequila.
You get that.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's what I literally remember getting my
first one at this like sushirestaurant in Iowa City and they
actually put like a cherry init and I was like oh yeah, like
this is tequila sunrise, butthen or I used to get like the

(40:53):
LA waters I don't know LAwaters- I don't know what that
is, but you but it's basicallylike.
I think it's basically like along island.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
But they just call it LA waters in Iowa because they
literally throw everything inthere and the drink is like
purplish brown.
But, we used to get those andget fucked up off them.
Yeah, LA waters.
I think Vegas bombs are prettycool.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
You used to stay drinking Vegas bombs.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Cause.
What's that?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Crown Royal grenadine .

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Red.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Bull, red Bull, that's it, there's probably
something else in there.
Probably.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Like one other thing, y'all let us know.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, let's know what y'all favorite drinks are too.
I don't know if you want to dothat on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I also like I went through a phase where I was like
only drinking Baileys on therocks.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Yeah, that was the weirdest era ever.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
And I may go back to that when I get older, like when
I'm older on TH, but like thatshit made me gain a lot of
weight.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I could have told you that it's cream and sugar.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
It's literally LaCour and I would just put ice.
I just put some ice and I woulddrink that.
And then what I started to dowas I started to put it in my
chai latte, Like I startedputting it in my chai tea and my
matches I mean, I was goingthrough it Like I was really
just drinking those to drinkthem Like no, I used to do the
Grand Marier and the FantaOrange Fanta hit Creamsicle Like

(42:25):
an Orange Creamsicle not gonnahold you.
I have a question for you.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
What's up.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
What do you think about men taking shots?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Men taking shots Are they?
What else is a drink?
Does drinks have?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
do they have sexes now or I'm just saying I feel
like you know sometimes you knowhow, like the crazies, like
niggas, don't need to be smokinghookah Like.
If you see a nigga taking alike like a certain shot, do he
lose his masculinity?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
What is the shot you talking about?
I don't know, I don't know,like a blow job shot or
something.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, I've done that one time and it didn't
go well for me.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Uh, no, cause I think it's just alcohol.
I don't, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you think, like niggas, should be holding on to
drinks, or should they?
You know?
I feel like you should do that,if your drink, come in a
martini glass and you a nigga.
Is that like an appropriatething for a nigga to do?
Or a man, a male, cis male,head male.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't really Like.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
are men allowed to drink on a martini glass?
I?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
don't think twice about it.
Why not?
It's just an alcohol.
I think it's the presence.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
You don't think that some men don't order
cosmopolitan's or Appletinis orespresso martinis because of the
negative connotation that mightbe associated with?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
it.
I think 100% men do do that.
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Like do you really want to drink an old fashioned,
or would you rather have?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Old fashions are good .
A lemon drop and hadn't donepretty good.
I've had lemon drops, but Idon't, and do you?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
tell them don't put it in that glass.
You know, I'm pretty surethere's some niggas that will
order a drink that would come.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Like put it in a regular glass, but it's usually
because it's easier to hold.
I don't know if it's because ofthat kind of?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
And are men allowed to lick the rim of the drink?
What I don't know, Fuck dowhatever you please.
We talked about drinks today?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I don't know, I don't .
Do I really don't I just bedrinking the drink?
Yeah, half the time, I don'teven really drink it, I just
pour it, throw it back.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Throw it back and be like Are men allowed to throw it
back?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yummy, a drink, sure, I don't know what else you're
asking Our straight.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
has cis men allowed to throw a drink back?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It's a drink, so, unless I'm confused, I would
assume so.
Is that not what you do with ashot?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I don't even like to take shots for real because I
don't like holding onto drinks.
I feel like they like are justI like shots because they're the
most efficient.
That they're the most efficientcalories, and also because I
don't want to hold this drinkall night, or even for a little
bit.
I don't want to hold this drinkat all, to be quite.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah, I don't like holding drinks, because I don't
somebody could put something init.
I never think about that Icould spill it.
That's why I don't like them.
They always spill back on me.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Honestly, I feel like while I was in college there
may have been a time where I wasroofing, Maybe unintentionally
I had a problem where I wouldput my drink down and then I
would pick it back up andsometimes it wasn't my drink,
Like it tasted a littledifferent or whatever, Like I've
done that a couple of times.
So I mean like nothing happenedto me, but I feel like there

(45:33):
were a couple of times wheremaybe I drank a little bit too
much or I didn't, and I feltlike I did.
I remember this one time when Iused to work for parking and
transportation because I alwaysworked there this one girl she
came to work this is Saturdaymorning.
She went out Friday night.
You know, we worked thefootball games, If you, if you
new to the podcast, I worked forparking, transportation.

(45:54):
We used to work for thefootball games.
So we would have to be up five,six o'clock, four o'clock in
the morning to make sure that wewas there before the tailgate
has got there.
This one girl her ass was asleepthe whole time with a shift.
We got there five o'clock.
She was asleep till like 10o'clock, till the sun came up
she's talking about.
I feel like I got roofied.
I said, oh, she called theoffice and they let her go home.

(46:16):
I said what the fuck Bitch?
You knew you had to be here thenext day.
The next day and you went out,still got drunk and got fucked
up, Although sometimes that wasme Like I went out on a Friday
night, got fucked up and I knewI had to be at work on Sunday.
I used to actually do that allthe time.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
So to say, we all did .

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I remember one time I used to be in that booth sleep.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I remember one time I had went out I can't even
remember I was out all day, allnight came back to the, to the
apartment at like three or fourand this was when I was working
at Pizza Hut had to be at workat like nine or 10 until like
one or two and I was strugglingthat whole shift Like I was

(46:58):
falling asleep.
Anytime I would be able to sitdown in like the lobby or the
lounge.
Just knock, knock the fuck out.
So I feel like going to workdrunk is probably one of the
worst feelings ever.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, that's literally the worst thing.
Or just working drunk ingeneral, because we work from
home.
But like, especially like if Igot to be on camera, if I got to
talk cause I'm not, I don'teven know what I'm saying for
real, I don't even know where mybrain is at, I don't know where
the words are to put themtogether, to create sentences
but, you want to talk aboutsomething that really don't

(47:32):
matter in the grand scheme ofthings, like can this wait till
tomorrow?
I remember one day was literallyone of the worst days.
I like it was a Sunday fun day.
I went and got figgity fudgedup and I had, like I maybe had
like one or two breaks thatwhole day.
So from nine to five I was inmeetings, back to back to back.

(47:55):
When I tell you, I was crying.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
You were crying.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I was crying, I was so sick, I was so sick.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
I think I remember that day.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, you don't, because I wasn't here, but I was
just so sick.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
No, you got hungover, like recently I always get
hungover.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
I don't know what the fuck wrong with me is because I
don't be eating.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
That's probably it, but I definitely remember.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
I just need to stop drinking as much.
My thing is like I know mylimit.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
We all do.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And I know my body takes us a while to metabolize
the liquor.
That's what it is, because Ijust be drinking shots, drinking
drinks, whatever, and I'm like,oh, now I'm not late, I'm not
late, I'm not late.
And then it hits me, and by thetime it hit me I'd be sleep.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I'd sleep.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I've been noticing that with myself too lately,
because before I mean, I don'tthink my metabolism has gotten
slightly slower, but not allthat much.
But like now, if I don't drinkwater before I go to bed, I be
feeling it in the morning allthe time.
Water, something like Gatorade,something I just got to.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I always need me an electrolyte or something.
I need electrolyte salt and alittle bit of Pedialyte body
armor.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
But I'm becoming this .
I literally will.
You know, man, I'll come here,drink the water, get on the
couch, knock out and that's my.
I just be trying to make ithome so I can go to sleep
because, realistically, I justbe trying to get to sleep,
because as soon as I sleep hit,I'm like it's good.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's good, Once the walls stop spinning my head stop
hurting?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
No, I don't even.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Buy me a Birkin.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I hate when the walls start spinning, because then
I'll be like I'm not going to goto sleep for at least 30
minutes to an hour.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
But I don't ever feel like that off the green tee
shot and that's the mostimportant thing.
Yeah, yeah, I never feel likethat off the green tee shot,
because the green tee shot goingto do your body good.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
And if you get somebody who does it really well
, they put like one or two icecubes but they break up.
Yeah, you know what that's likethe cherry on top.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, they break.
That's the special thing,because some people will shake
them up and then they'll use thestrainer.
But you want them ice cubes inthere.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh, deji, you said something when you said that.
That was a word that you justsaid and I forgot about it,
because it's so rare that youget the ice cubes in there now.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, the ice cubes definitely be making a big
difference, because I've beenthinking that shit like it's a
slushie.
Sometimes I'm like wow.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
And I don't slushie.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
A whole different texture.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
So what I'm going to tell you all right now is this
Make sure you go out and get youa green tee shot I was about to
say this weekend, and let usknow how it tastes.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
And you know what?
Just tag us, tag us, dowhatever.
Yes, follow us, subscribe tothe YouTube channel and just put
it a bunch of green tea orwhatever.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yes, on our videos.
Yes, because I actually no, Iwant to see how I take these
green tee shots and for everyonethat I get that you're tagging
me in, I'm going to take onewhen I go outside too.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I don't know if I want to commit to that, but we
can repost it.
Oh yeah, Because if 100 peopletake a green tee shot, guess
what I'm not doing.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Well, I never said it was all going to be in one
night.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Sure, are you going to keep a counter?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Maybe if that's what the people want us to do, who am
I to deny the people,especially since you are so
graciously listening to ourpodcasts and in that way, you
are directly telling otherpeople to come listen to us too?
I would take For every 100people that y'all get of your
shots, I will take one.

(51:23):
That's a better compliment, Ilove that Every 100,.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
You can do every 50, something like that would be
cool.
Yeah, I agree.
Green tee shots yeah, I'll do.
I'll accept that challenge forevery 100 we get.
If we even get a, I'll even doit for every 50, 25, whatever.
But I'm definitely not matchingy'all shot for shot.

(51:47):
That's crazy as hell.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
No, I know I said that, but I didn't mean it.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
You've been seeing this new trend of people who've
just been down in alcohol andthen they showed them like 20 to
30 minutes later just down.
Terribly.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Like oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You've seen the girl who shitted on herself or the
guy who was passed out and hadto get dragged to the hospital
because he couldn't even.
He literally was like deadbecause he took 50 shots.
Why would you take 50 shots,why?
But he did it like a trooper.
But I knew he was out for atleast two to three days,
hungover as fuck.

(52:22):
Probably will never drinkalcohol, ever again.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, I mean, have you ever had an experience like
that, where you drank so muchthat you was just thinking to
yourself I'll never drink again.
If you just sober me up.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Do you remember the moment or the day?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, it's the last time I had alcohol, like drink
alcohol for real, for real, yeah, it was a terrible time.
So I had drink alcohol.
I had drink vodka.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Oh, that's your first mistake.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
It was when I was in college so I drank vodka and I
had a Pocardi bottle at the sametime and to this day I still
can't drink Pocardi.
So sorry, it was Pocardi, itwas Pocardi.
So we had lost the game andeverybody was like the season's
over and we still had like fiveor six games left.
But we felt like the season wasover because we felt like we
just lost too many games.
So at that night, at that party, I bought myself a bottle of

(53:13):
Pocardi and I said I don't carewhat the fuck happened.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
What is Pocardi?
Are you saying Pocardi?
Pocardi With the B?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, with Pocardi.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay, because I keep feeling like you saying it with
the P and I'm confused, soPocardi.
That's your mistake too.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I took a bottle.
I was like we finally lit it up.
So it was me and all the guyswho was getting lit at this
party.
And next thing, you know, bythe end of the party, whole
bottle gone.
We get back to the apartment.
A tornado literally flew aroundmy room Like I woke up with my
shirt, my pants halfway off, Ihad thrown up in my dresser.

(53:51):
I don't even know what the fuckhappened.
This shit was crazy.
So at that point I was like I'mnever drinking Pocardi again
and I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it to myself.
So, yeah, that moment had menot wanted to drink alcohol ever
, ever, ever ever again in life.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
How about you?
I feel like all the time Idon't know.
I feel like anytime I drink Ibe telling myself that that's
the last time I'm going to drinkand I'll be lying to myself
because I know.
If you say you want a shot,yeah, but I mean I feel like
anytime that I've gotten likereally drunk, I like don't

(54:31):
really recall and I throw up.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
But yeah, and that's real valid.
Now let me, what's that nextsegment we got?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Deji Decipher or Dan Deji.
You know, I don't.
I don't Dan Deji Decipher.
I am a too Whoa excuse me whatis?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
what did I do?
That would be Dan Deji again.
I haven't been doing anythingreally, I just been chilling.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Yeah, we haven't really been going out, we've
been traveling and things likethat, so we don't really have
that, but that's just what thenext section is.
If you would like to move on tothe next one, we can, and it's
the things I sent Deji onTwitter.
This one is the, the, the Nolafood that I sent you.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Oh, that's, that's easy.
Yeah, we've been to New Orleans.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
We've been to New Orleans, baby.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I've been, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
But we really, we really just going to see Beyonce
.
Yeah, we're just going to seeBeyonce.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
But you know we're going to do a little quick 48
hours, as long as.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I try eat a Benye and like.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Oh, you'll do that easy.
Yeah, like I, just like a verylike short list of things.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I won't make a long list but I'll do like a short
list of things that I want.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
We can go to cafe Dumas.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
That's where you get the Benye's from yeah, I want a
grenade.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
I want to go to cafe Dumas.
Basically, you want to go toFat Tuesdays.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I want to.
I want to see if I can walkpast the Coven house, the house
from the Coven.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
They be doing a tour.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
I don't care about that.
I don't want to go inside aslave people house.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Which one I passed it .

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, I just want to walk past it and that's pretty
much it.
There's other stuff that I wantto do in New Orleans, but I
have to come back and do that.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
And I want to see Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yeah, that's going to be a really quick trip, so I am
glad that the trip the flightback, though is direct.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah, because we connected, we got a connect and
fight on the way there.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, but it's a slight layover, so but yeah, no,
it should be fun.
I'm looking forward to it.
I mean, I heard that she don'tplay the cuff of remix, but
that's whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Which is crazy.
Cause, girl, come on Especiallyin Chicago, like you should
have did in Chicago, but thatlady is performing like damn
near every day since the year,since the summer started, so I
don't blame her for like notwanting to switch it up, but
also like damn like Chicago.
That's literally one of thehottest songs.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, chicago people turn that shit up.
Ooh, excuse me.
Well, chicago and DC turnedthat song up Cause when I seen
them people in the streets of DCdance and touch it I said yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
I feel like falling in love.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Just not how I go.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
I'm in the mood to fuck something up.
There you go.
We're gonna fuck up the night.
I don't even know how theoriginal goes anywhere.
Get on intellectual questionfor you, Deji.
Have you seen this video of theman that diarheared all the way
through the plane?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Was that?
Was that I thought that wasmultiple people on the plane.
Didn't I send you the one from?
It was from Spain, right?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Something like that Barcelona.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one I sent you.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Well Deji, the ghetto intellectual question of today
was it one person or was itmultiple?
It was one person shit it allthe way down the plane.
What would you have done?
Cause you know that you got OCD?
What would you have done ifthat man had shit it all the way
down the aisle of the planewhile you was on that flight?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Probably would have thrown up.
No, I mean there's nothing Iwould have done.
I wouldn't touch him cause Imean that's his human feces, but
I would be utterly disgusted.
Yes, I definitely would be likegiving off this plane and I
definitely would have to talkmyself down, because that shit
is just fucking disgusting.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Would you have the approach of oh my gosh, this
guy's probably reallyembarrassed about what just
happened.
Or would you have the approachof fuck that nigga, you nastiest
fuck.
Why would you shit on his planeand all these people on his
plane?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
So what do we know?
Did he take a laxative?
I don't know that man.
I don't know what he did.
Did he have food poisoning?

Speaker 2 (58:40):
I don't know that man , I don't know what he did, just
assume just a shit Part of mewould be like damn, that's
really shitty dog Like this isthe worst time.
Exactly, it's the worst time,especially with me on this plane
because I got OCD, you know you.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
I don't have OCD.
Let's not put those things outin the air.
I would be like damn, that'sshitty for real Cause I would
never I mean know myself adiarrhea.
I'd be sick, but at the sametime can I be like bro.
Like you didn't have to run upand down the plane, you couldn't

(59:12):
find a fucking bag.
Like you couldn't.
Like I hate to say it, but youcouldn't have done that shit In
your seat.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Maybe he was on his way to the bathroom and he
couldn't hold it, so he wasrunning and pooping on himself.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yeah me, please.
We both know that you can holdit longer, though, if you want
to.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Sometimes you can.
I pooped on myself before.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I've never, never have.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Is that so?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yes, never pooped on myself.
I can't come close.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I took a.
Actually, you know I'll savethat story, but I have
definitely pooped on myselfbefore, and it has been recently
.
I'm not ashamed.
I'm a grown woman with anatural body that does what it
does.
I think I pooped on myselfmultiple times, so but anyway,
Poop like where it came out.
Yes, where else is poop?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I can't say I've ever done that.
I've always been able to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
I'm very confused on what you think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
I've always been able to get to a toilet, amen.
Or find a bag yeah, or a duck.
I mean, I pooped in a bagbefore, yeah, yeah.
Or a duck around a corner likesomething you know me.
I'm definitely.
I have no shame in my game, I'mdefinitely you know what does
make you shitty what Hennessy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
So at this point in your life, if you still drinking
shots at Hennessy, you need tostop that immediately, unless
that is your natural enema.
If that is your natural dushing, if that's your natural fleets,
then do that for yourself.
But me, on the other hand, Iwill be drinking my green tea

(01:00:50):
shots and I hope that you willjoin me.
Any last words on that, deji.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Make sure, if you get a green shot, a green tea shot,
take a sip of it first.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Jamison, peach snops, sweet and sour splash, Sprite
splash and, if you can get, theice chips, yeah, so Don't forget
the ice chips, Take a sip.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
After you take that sip, take it to the head and
then Thank us later.
Thank us later and then makesure that you always remember to
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My facts ain't nothing but a Gthing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Nothing but a G thing sent you and, as we say so,
thank you for listening.
You can follow me on my socialmedias.
I am Sukey G's S-U-K-I-G doubleE-Z.
That is on Instagram andTwitter and I have a TikTok now
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I post on my DJ gigs, djcontent, all of the things, and

(01:01:58):
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E-Z, cause I make everythingthat I try look twice as easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
You can follow me at IG and Twitter at the same thing
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It's damn underscore, Deji withtwo eyes.
Man, this been our episode, man.
I appreciate y'all forlistening.
May y'all continue to do thedamn thing.
Share with a friend.
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Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Share with a foe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
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Y'all keep it lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Cause ain't nothing but a G thing, baby, To low down
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So we crazy Death grown againstthe label that pays man
Unfaithable.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
so please don't try to fake this.
But I'll back to the lecture athand.