🎙️Oh Chitt!

Season 2 - Episode 19 of 20

- When the Vatican Came Knocking

Chitt gets an unexpected invite from the Vatican to be the next Pope—but politely declines, choosing porch swings, moonshine, and honest grit over fancy hats and holy robes.

Moral: Sometimes, being yourself is the highest calling there is.

CHITT. DON’T. QUIT.

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Season 2 - Episode 18 of 20

- Chitt turns tactical diapers into a wild door-to-door hustle, battles a ferocious goose, and accidentally creates a diaper swamp that becomes the town’s first camouflage slip ’n slide.

Moral: Every mess is a business waiting to happen—just watch out for geese.

CHITT. DON’T. QUIT.

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Season 2 - Episode 17 of 20

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A lost beauty rolls into Chittville hungry and confused, but Chitt’s deep-fried possum nuggets and offbeat charm aren’t quite the match she’s lookin’ for. When the coon call sounds, she speeds off—and Chitt? He’s just fine with mud boots, campfires, and wild stories.

Moral: Know your menu—sometimes it’s diamonds, sometimes it’s GPS.

CHITT. DON’T. QUIT.

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Season 2 - Episode 16 of 20

- In a wild brawl of mud, beans, and tough-as-nails fighters, Chitt’s secret weapon—a leftover meatloaf sandwich—wins the day and the crown. When the dust settles, only one stands tall: Leftover Chitt.

Moral: Always pack a leftover. It might just save your bacon.

CHITT. DON’T. QUIT.

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Season 2 - Episode 15 of 20

- Started with pork rinds, a busted forehead, and a dream to be a redneck Bruce Lee. Ended with a broken hand, a Master kicked in the face, and a black belt for “Most Creative Chaos.” One thing’s for sure—chaos always wins in Chitt’s dojo.

Moral? Confidence breaks boards... or hands. Either way, it’s a helluva story.

CHITT. DON’T. QUIT.

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Season 2 - Episode 14 of 20

-What do you get when you mix raccoon fur, Crock-Pot steam, and a bar-fight-won space heater? A backwoods sauna that damn near summoned the fire marshal and the Lord.

💦 Sweatin' out sins, pickled egg fumes, and Skeeter’s shame all in one session.

🚒 Bring a towel, lose your dignity—spa day’s goin’ full redneck inferno.

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Season 2 - Episode 13 of 20

- A gang of lawn mower-ridin’, tobacco-chewin’ outlaws ruled the backroads—from hijacked corn dogs to flame-throwers made of leaf blowers. Brotherhood, bad decisions, and a turf war with biscuit smugglers ended it all—but the legend of the Redneck Riders still rides loud and proud.Season 1 on Spotify: Full Playlist - ⁠⁠⁠⁠Click Here⁠

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Season 2 - Episode 12 of 20

- If you ever doubt the power of pure stubbornness, just ask Chittville how we survived the mother of all storms — hail the size of raccoon egos, cows floatin’ like balloons, and a flying Porta Potty with more air time than a country music video.

While the rest of the world scrambled, I strapped on my cutoff overalls, grabbed my trusty El Camino-Bass Boat hybrid (The Aquanator), and went full-on storm wra...

Season 2 - Episode 11 of 20

- It wasn’t scripture, it wasn’t rehearsed, and it sure as hell wasn’t sober—but it was real. When the preacher passed out and the moonshine kicked in, Chitt Skittz took the pulpit and lit up Chittville with a sermon that was half gospel, half barbecue wisdom, and 100% divine comedy.

From lawnmower love to brisket-based forgiveness, Chitt didn’t just preach—he testi-fried. 🔥

So next time life reroutes you...

Season 2 - Episode 10 of 20

- From gas stations to glory, Chitt Nutz took the snack world by storm—until a stampede of peanut-fiend circus elephants brought the empire to its knees. The dream? Crushed. The shack? Flattened. The muskrat? Launched.

But you think that stopped Chitt? Heck no.

🔥 New slogan. New flavors. Titanium walls.
Revenge has never been so salty.

💥 Keep your eyes peeled and your jaw strong, ‘cause Chitt Nutz 2.0 ...

Season 2 - Episode 9 of 20

- It started with taco shells, chili, swamp pickles, and a dream—and ended with Skeeter hiccupin’ flames and three county fair judges speakin’ in tongues. That’s how the Chimichanga Chitt was born: deep-fried in a tractor rim, hotter than Satan’s air fryer, and crunchier than a possum on gravel.

🔥 One bite’ll change your life or your blood pressure—whichever gives out first.

🎧 Grab a fire extingui...

Season 2 - Episode 8 of 20

- One minute I’m backflippin’ into a kiddie pool full of moonshine dreams, next thing I know I’m wakin’ up shirtless in a hayfield with a flock of buzzards eyein’ me like a reheated Slim Jim. These weren’t no ordinary birds—they were organized, bold, and hungrier than a possum at a corn dog festival.

🍻 Armed with a warm beer, a cooler lid, and the kind of rage only white lightning can fuel, I foug...

Season 2 - Episode 20 of 20

- What do a kamikaze skunk, a wasp condo disguised as a trampoline, and a homemade raccoon-musk cologne have in common? They all came gift-wrapped with my name on ‘em. From squirrel-faintin’ fragrance to a tattoo that looks like a sad aquatic chicken, my birthdays have been less “cake and candles” and more “hazmat and court papers.”

🦝 Moonshine fountains, Latin-screamin’ roosters, and a one-way r...

Season 2 - Episode 6 of 20

- What do you get when you mix a one-eyed Wompus Cat, beer-jugglin’ redneck clowns, a flaming lawn chair leap, and me flyin’ through the air in a homemade cannon with a watermelon helmet? One ticket to glory, baby—Chitt-style. I went in for a funnel cake, and came out a legend (lightly fried and slightly concussed).

🐐 Armadillo acrobatics, Porta-John ticket booths, and a crowd full of people chantin’ ...

Season 2 - Episode 5 of 20

- One rogue slingshot, one unconscious rabbit, and suddenly I’m the bootleg Easter Bunny with a basket full of neon chaos and a mission to save sugar-fueled childhoods across Chittville. Dressed in pink, dodging roosters and angry grandmas, I delivered eggs like a fever-dream UPS driver—itchy, winded, and slightly radioactive.

🐣 Lawn flamingos, jelly bean warfare, and a Rottweiler named Cupcake—this a...

Season 2 - Episode 4 of 20

- Strap in and fire up your El Camino–bass boat hybrid, y’all — in this gut-wrenchin’ episode, I take a heroic plunge into the septic underworld after a series of career failures lands me with Outhouse-Rooter Septic Services. One devil-hose, a moose-killin’ gas cloud, and a full-body dive into Old Man Crenshaw’s legendary tank later, I emerge a changed man… mostly because nothing would come near me.

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Season 2 - Episode 3 of 20

- Strap in and fire up your El Camino–bass boat hybrid, y’all — in this fossil-fueled fiasco, I hit bone while diggin’ a backyard bathtub pool and unearthed what may or may not be a dino… or a mutant cow. Naturally, Skeeter and I built Jurassic Chitt Park, duct-taped a weed eater to the skeleton, and accidentally created a live Red Bull-fueled Franken-lizard named Dale.

🦖 Leaf blowers, Little Debbies,...

Season 2 - Episode 2 of 20

- Strap in and fire up your El Camino–bass boat hybrid, y’all — in this rhythm-packed episode, I reveal how every iconic dance move—from the Moonwalk to the Griddy—was actually born behind a barn in Chittville, fueled by bug zappers, busted appliances, and pure backwoods brilliance. From the Possum Pop to the Septic Slide, I taught the greats… and still ain't seen a dime.

🕺 Slippery footwork, ligh...

Season 2 - Episode 1 of 20

- Strap in and fire up your El Camino–bass boat hybrid, y’all — in this wild bayou baptism of an episode, I relive the time I belly-flopped outta my baby bath and straight into Chittville Swamp, where I was adopted by a clan of alligators and mentored by a muskrat who smelled like bacon grease and regret. From gator rolls to snake wrestling, I became a barefoot swamp ninja before Daddy hauled me back to c...