April 2, 2025 • 46 mins
Luigi Mangione's tale takes a chilling turn as Attorney General Pam Bondi announces she'll pursue the death penalty for his "premeditated, cold-blooded assassination." We weigh the implications: would execution transform this healthcare vigilante into a martyr, or is life imprisonment actually the harsher sentence? The justice system's severity raises questions about proportionality and true punishment.
McAllen, Texas claims the dubious honor of America's fattest city, with a staggering 45% of residents classified as overweight or obese. The South dominates these rankings while the Midwest plays catch-up—a national health crisis costing Americans $190 billion annually. Behind these statistics lie deeper issues about food culture, lifestyle, and healthcare accessibility that affect millions.
The most spine-tingling segment explores Baba Vanga—a blind Bulgarian mystic whose prophecies stretch centuries into the future. Though she died in 1996, her predictions for 2025 include devastating earthquakes and European conflict that eerily mirror current geopolitical tensions. Her timeline grows increasingly apocalyptic: energy harvesting from Venus by 2028, worldwide communism by 2076, and humanity's ultimate end in 5079. Coincidence or clairvoyance?
We also unpack the disturbing case where convicted rapist Nathan Loeb impersonated former "Family Ties" child actor Brian Bonsall to lure women, resulting in a 274-year prison sentence. Plus, a bizarre case of mistaken identity leads a woman to stab her husband after finding photos of her younger self she didn't recognize.
Listen now to explore these strange intersections of justice, prophecy, identity, and the increasingly bizarre nature of our modern world. Share your thoughts at okbudpod@gmail.com—we'd love to hear what predictions you're making about our collective future!
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Yes, all right, let's starttoday's episode with an update.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's get an update.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Everything we say is going to be true.
It's April 1st, which meansit's April Fool's Day, but we
don't celebrate because everydamn day in this country is
April Fool's Day.
So today we're keeping itstraight.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Call me April, because I am a fool.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Absolutely, and a beautiful reporter from the.
Tmnt universe.
Speaking of beautiful, yourcrush I'm referring to Jerry's.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, it's not a crush, it's just an honorary
vigilante bud.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's very true.
Luigi Mangione, yes, his casehas made it all the way up to
the most powerful attorney intown, that is, ag Pam Bondi.
She obviously works with theTrump department and she has
said if he is found guilty shewill push specifically for the
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death penalty, whoa so thismight be it for Luigi Mangione.
He's fighting for his life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Dude.
Why does that look like SandraBullock playing her in a role?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know it's tough to tell who's real, who's not
real.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is that, hilary Swank ?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's our real life.
Attorney general.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, okay, isn't that funny, cool, I mean.
No, no, that's fine.
She doesn't look like herselfin that photo, I guess.
Yeah, it's still really messedup that she's going for the
death penalty.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's going for the death penalty.
She announced this past Tuesdaythat she is going to direct
federal prosecutors to seek thedeath penalty for his alleged
premeditated, cold-bloodedassassination.
That shocked America.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, first of all, to call it a cold-blooded
assassination is just wordplay.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm not here for the weather report, hey, pam.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I mean seriously cold blood assassinated.
But if it was like someone else, it would have been just like
an accidental, like a shooting.
I mean, we all know it waspremeditated and he wanted to do
it Right.
But I also feel like, becausehe's been getting so much slack,
with the audiences of Americafalling in love with him,
they're just like going downpetty lane, coming like harsher
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thing after harsher thing afterharsher thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, it wasn't lukewarm blooded.
They're going full cold blooded.
They're going full cold now.
Full reptilian, which, ofcourse, is what many people
believe.
The healthcare industry is coldblooded when it comes to
helping their family members andthemselves survive in this
horrific it's not like it was aninnocent man.
Yeah, survive in this horrific.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's not like it was an innocent man.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Healthcare system?
Absolutely so.
In the statement, bondi offeredsympathy for Thompson.
Obviously that is the victimhere.
She says an innocent man andfather of two young children was
killed.
After careful consideration, Ihave directed federal
prosecutors to seek the deathpenalty.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh boy, in this case, as we carry out President
Trump's agenda to stop violentcrime and make America safe
again, Well, yeah, but also aswell as a father of two kids,
didn't he also aid and abet in avery powerful way?
And control the sickness anddiseases and just controlling
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insurance for a bunch of peoplethat don't get to have it and
have to suffer.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
UnitedHealthcare's entire thing was just like hold
off, deny the claim.
At some point they'll die,They'll stop asking, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So make America safe again.
Is it safer with one vigilanteor an entire system that is just
trying to make money and leteveryone die?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We got to fix the system.
Mangione, if killed by thestate, I think he would become a
martyr in many ways, he wouldabsolutely become a martyr.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They do not want to kill this guy.
They really don't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Also, isn't life in prison.
I always say this that is adeath penalty.
Yeah, it really is.
If you're Luigi Mangione, it'sjust like oh no, I don't get to
spend 70 years in the federalpenal system.
Right, death is the bestpossible way out.
You just get taken out Indeed.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is more of like a lifelong purgatory sentence,
which is worse than death.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh my God, it would be awful.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're just like hanging out waiting to die,
knowing that you're never goingto see the outside of those
walls.
That's depressing.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I've been watching my lockup program that I love so
much, which is your lockupprogram.
They go inside the US prisonsystem and they were speaking
with somebody who was insolitary confinement for, I
think, seven years and his brainwas gone.
He's like who knew?
Yeah, it was like Arkham Asylumand so if they really wanted to
torture Luigi, that would bewhere they would put him.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, it looks like he's already getting tortured.
I mean this photo that we'relooking at of him.
What is going on here?
He's screaming, he's yelling,he looks like he's hissing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, he might be turning into a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I wonder what the context of that photo is.
You don't know me, right, youdon't know me Well.
I don't think you spread, right?
Well, he's saying me.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It could have been stuck on the me Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bondi goes on to say Mangione's actions involve
substantial planning andpremeditation and because the
murder took place in public withbystanders nearby, it may have
posed a grave risk of death toadditional persons.
I will give him some aimingcredit.
First of all, the gun was astrange gun.
I don't think he could havemowed a lot of people down with
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it.
And second of all, he had veryspecific words on each bullet,
so every bullet had a messageWow, and I don't think he was
going willy-nilly trying to killanybody.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Remind me of those words.
What was it?
Resist.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What were the three words?
Again it?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It was like deny, defend, depose Something like
that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Something like that.
And yeah, he was definitelyaiming dead at his target.
That he absolutely knew, was it?
You can see the photo is justlike whoop straight on, Wasn't
even far away.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Absolutely not, according to his defense
attorney.
They say by seeking to murderLuigi Mangione, manju's squeegee
on me, the Justice Departmenthas moved from the dysfunctional
to the barbaric.
Yeah yeah, this is barbaric.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It is barbaric.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And now I believe you're allowed to tell or ask,
request the government kill youby firing squad, so isn't that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
nice, hey Right, that's an insane thing to even
say I would like to be requestedto be killed by firing squad I
think that's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, because the electrocution doesn't seem
to really like work super fastwhy do they call it a firing
squad, though there's no fireinvolved?
Right, that's a good point.
Maybe that would be a good way.
Just no, because the firing,yeah, I mean the fire, you know
um.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You know leonardo dicaprio in that movie um once
upon a time in hollywood yes theflame thing when I hear firing
squad.
I see that in my head I want aflame tower.
I'm like why did you choose togo that way?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
well, elon musk sells them, so I mean they could just
get them from him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then people would be mad at him again.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, well, let's move on.
But speaking of, continue tospeak of health care.
Okay, so the new list has comeout and we now officially know
the fattest cities in America.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh boy, they're all in the Midwest.
No, they're all in the South.
Oh well, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh yeah, there's the midwest.
No, they're all in the south.
Oh well, that makes sense.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of largeplates, really large portions,
down there I get veryoverwhelmed so the fattest place
in america, it is in mccallantexas.
There you go where everything'sbigger in texas.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's what they say, right that's what they say,
including the dump.
That's what they say, includingthe dumps, because everyone's
fairly large.
No, minnesota, when it comes tothe Midwest, they're 95th, so
you got to get on your game.
Minnesota, start popping morecheese.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, no, don't do that .
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
They're 65th, so the Midwest iscoming in, but it is the South
that is really just lost theirminds when it comes to weight.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So are there any cities at all, any like urban
kind of popular spots that areon the list at all?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Not really Not too many urban areas.
In McAllen, texas, 45% of thepopulation is overweight or
obese, so that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And then there's Little Rock, arkansas, where
again almost half are obese.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's where Bill Clinton's from, so that's why
he's a chubby chaser.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, I see, Trying to just kind of play with what you
can get there, yeah, All right.
Well, they say that medicalobesity.
It costs the American people$190 billion a year.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, I don't know, because you've got to go to the
doctor and be like I'm all fat.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And then the doctor looks at you and then he makes
fun.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
He's like you know you're fat, right, you can't be
fat.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's like that's gross for a lot of people and
it's not healthy, it's not goodfor you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, it's probably probably the latter, probably
like hey, you know, that's notlike great for you yeah, right,
but what's worse is that youhave united health care
absolutely, and so we can't eventreat you yeah, we're not doing
shit for you that's my favoritething about that 600 pound life
show is the doctor is reallyfunny yeah he's always just like
one woman was.
he's like you haven't lost anyweight.
And the woman's like I'mretaining water.
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And then he looked at her.
He's like you said that's allwater, it's all water weight.
It's like, yeah, it's all water.
And then she.
And then he's like, well, youshouldn't eat.
And then she said I got to eatsomething.
And he says you ate enough forfour years.
Yeah, so you don't need to eatfor like four years.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, literally that's really messed up, yeah, live
off the energy of her own fat.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, which is kind of cool yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm self-sustaining.
You're your own buffet.
I'm a complete system.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you can survive all for yourself for years.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, In the they.
The bland, the man with one eyeis king In the land of the
obese and you're starving in thedesert, I'm good.
Yeah, it's all them skinniesthat are going to die soon and
first Drink my sweat, oh God.
Oh, that's gross.
So congratulations McAllen.
Texas, you're the fattest placein the country.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Which, again, is not to be said in a fat-shaming way,
because we're not here to bodyshame.
I think everyone's beautiful.
No, they're proud of it and youcan be proud of it.
But you can also just yeah, youknow, just like be healthy.
And it's also a really starkcontrast to, you know, the way
everyone else in the world seemsto live.
Everyone else outside ofAmerica seems to be kind of
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relatively like petite in lengthtoo.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I was watching this fantastic competitive eating
documentary on Kobayashi andJoey Chestnut.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, that's right.
And then there's those guys.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, and Kobayashi said, when he first came to the
States for the Coney Island July4th celebration he said I've
never seen people so large andhe was like I thought it was
like mythical, because peopletalk about Americans, like we're
huge, because we're all hugeand stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then when he saw them for the first time, he was
like I didn't know if they couldeat more than me.
I was so scared, I was in awe,I was scared.
And then it turns out he justplowed through them with 50 hot
dogs in his first outing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's like oh, you guys arejust doing all this for show,
but I've got the skills.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, he's a grower, not a shower Right, and all
these Chunkies.
It's so funny that they can'teven really win at the thing
that they should win at, whichis eating, because their fat
doesn't allow their tummy toexpand as much as Kobayashi's,
for example.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's called hitting the fat wall.
This is true Really.
Yeah, the stomach hits the fatwall.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Hits the iron wall yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And then your stomach is like you're too fat to eat
anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yes, so the top five fattest cities in America
McAllen, texas, memphis,tennessee which I'm a little
surprised about, memphis, butthey do have good barbecue
Augusta, georgia, shreveport,louisiana, where I have been,
and there's not a lot to do, soI understand why maybe food is a
big deal.
And then, finally, we get tothe Midwest.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, everyone likes eating food, Everyone likes to
go out and eat food.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Everyone loves food, and especially in Louisiana they
got oh my God, they're sweetand savory sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And they're little dough balls, beignets, beignets.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yum, I love beignets.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I know I'd go fat off a beignet.
Finally, the Midwest comes inwith Dayton, ohio, and they are
tied for fifth with OklahomaCity, oklahoma.
So congratulations, if you arelistening in one of those states
, a round of applause and wewish you the best and keep on
eating.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Keep on, keeping on.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Keep on keeping on, It'll loosen your Bible belt
Indeed yes, that's pretty good.
That is where they are.
They are reading the scripture.
They kind of skip over theparts about gluttony, but they
get right to the fun stuff.
Right to the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, baba Vanga .
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Who what?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Baba Vanga Baba.
She is a blind mystic.
Do you know who this is?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, I don't.
Whoa, is that her?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's her.
She is a blind mystic.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is she blind or eyeless?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
She is eyeless.
She is eyeless, jesus Christyeah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, that's different.
I don't think that's the sameas blind she can't see I guess,
technically it's blind.
That's crazy, holy.
Technically it's blind.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's crazy.
Yeah, holy shit, there's noeyes.
She has no eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Whoa, I'm blind too.
Someone's like well, do youhave your eyes?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But because she's all blind and stuff and eyeless,
like Real Monsters fantasticshow, she has been able to
predict certain things and shehas prophecies, because look at
her, you can't be psychic justbecause you're blind.
It helps Because it opens upthe mind's eye.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It opens up the sixth sense yes, right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So Baba Vanga she has now said a lot is going to
happen in 2025.
She has predicted a feweye-opening things.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh, I mean, that's kind of fucked up to say to her.
I know You've really opened myeyes.
She has predicted a feweye-opening things.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, I mean that's kind of fucked up to say to her
I know, you really opened myeyes.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
She's like must be nice.
I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Interestingly enough, though, she's dead what she
died when In 1996.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
What, what the fuck?
I just met her.
I just met this woman.
You're telling me she died.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, she's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Okay so, but she did predict a lot of things.
She predicted 9-11.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No she didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, she was like a bunch of planes are going to hit
the building and thenHalliburton's going to get a big
contract.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Not a big building, or like the big buildings, or
like did she name the buildings?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
She said something about controlled explosions.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's the thing about prophecies they're always
very.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I see fire.
I'm seeing fire.
I'm seeing a lot of steelstructure.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Mm-hmm.
Yes, they're very broad, theyare very broad.
She also predicted PrincessDiana's death.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Okay, how broad was that one.
Princess Diana's going to dieat one point, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
She was correct, and then she also predicted the rise
of China.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This lady can't miss.
I really want to see how thesepredictions were.
Researcher Where's theresearcher?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, as you can see in this photo here, it looks as
if she's holding a tangerine.
So, perhaps it was the citrusthat really helped her think.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Someone said it's your eyeball.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It could be, yes, it could be her eyeball as well.
She just holds them again likethe creature from Ah, Real
Monsters which is currentlystreaming on Paramount Plus and,
yes, I've been watching it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, maybe she opens her hand, like in Pan's
Labyrinth.
It's right here.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh, I love that movie .
It's beautiful.
Yeah, it's awesome.
So she forecasted in 2025 thatthere was going to be
earth-shattering earthquakes.
Oh, and we just had a 7.7earthquake someplace in the
world.
Was it Japan?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Myanmar and China, I think both got hit.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Wow, so she's correct .
And yes, is it a little broad?
Is it a little vague, as theysay?
Sure, yeah, but she alsopredicted Wait, she also
predicted that there's going tobe war in Europe and worldwide
economic disaster.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yes, vanga's frightening timeline for the end
of humanity.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And she came up with all this in the mid-90s, so this
is in between episodes of ToolTime.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
God, dude, uh-huh, I swear what if she's just fucking
with us?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
She might be, she could just be making all this up
being like.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I hope these motherfuckers believe it Earth
will go to war with acivilization on Mars in the year
3005.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, I believe it, the muskers, the muskheads that
live up there.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What is that?
Oh, the muskers.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it's going to be a bunch of scumbags.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
They're going to have to be muskrats.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, they're going to be a bunch of scumbags going up
there.
So she also claimed that thedownfall of humanity begins this
year.
Whoa, it's beginning this year.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, no, we didn't need her to say that we could
tell.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
This is why she's a mystic.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But the world will officially end, don't worry
about it, no time soon.
5,079.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
A conflict in Europe will devastate the continent's
population in 2025.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, and what do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What do we have?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Russia, Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The world is on the brink of WWIII.
Yep, yep.
Europe is arming themselvesmore than ever because the US
has stopped financing andsupporting their militaries.
So I think she might be on tosomething.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That earthquake was March 28th.
Yeah, it was Myanmaranmar, itwas parts of thailand killed
thousands of people, wowhopefully, some of them were
pedophiles well, I always liketo think that yeah, in thailand
yeah well, it's not the thaipeople, it's the people who go
to thailand yeah, that's whatI'm saying a bunch of people on
vacation for sex tourism forchildren.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully they'regone yeah, we've talked about
this before.
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There was a guy that was waytoo into going to, uh, one of
those countries and the way he'stalked about it I was like but
he could just go away yeah, he'slike sway.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He's getting moist just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah real freaking nasty I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm doing the math how old I'llbe in 2076?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
we'll be dead, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No maybe not 2076 she might not be.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I'll be 90.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh, you'll be fine, I'll be 84.
I'll be fucking alive.
I'll be alive and pissed.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, she says in 2028, as an energy source, we're
going to start going to Venus.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, and then 2076,.
Communism is going to spreadacross the world.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's when I'll be 84 and I'll be really annoyed
that I no longer have mymobility to give haircuts for
burgers.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh my God, also be very careful you don't get
deported.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Why would?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I get deported.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Did you hear that story?
No, why would I get deported?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There was a hairstylist and they thought he
was part of the Trenga gang, oneof these gangs.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
God, and they sent him to.
Where did they send him?
Honduras, or something.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Somewhere in South America?
Yeah, El Salvador.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, he's in El Salvador.
That's insane.
Be careful.
That's so scary.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Be careful out there and he has his papers.
I know we're crazy.
It's a crazy time 21.30,.
Humans are going to make aliencontact, but I actually think
Bhagavanga is a little wrong onthat.
I think we're going to makealien contact before that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think we already have.
Yeah, it's a matter ofcommunication.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Telling the others that we've seen them, or for
them to just come out of theplain sight that they're hiding
in.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Absolutely Kyle.
Unzip yourself Kyle.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
They're just as dumb as we imagined.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm choking.
I do think we may have met themin the 60s and then they gave
us all the Wi-Fi stuff, andthat's why technology has
exponentially increased very,very fast in the past 10 years.
I mean, look at what's going tohappen in 10 years from now, so
perhaps that is alientechnology.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh, this is terrifying 2170,.
A drought will devastate muchof the world.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, you know, oh my .
Speaker 2 (21:04):
God, I'm so thirsty.
Does anyone have water?
Yeah, we'll see, oh nice.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I do think that we're going to have water wars.
I believe we're already in it.
Isn't Nestle like killing abunch of people?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
What they are lobbying to make it so that
water is not a human right.
Yeah, it's an asset to becoveted.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It's already that Deployed.
Yeah, so the water wars aregoing to happen for sure, I'm so
scared to be a human.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh, this is terrifying.
This is all so scary.
Can we go back to the 90s?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, that's when she came up with all this shit.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Well, exactly Back to the 90s, we're like, ah, she
has no eyes, just let her saywhat she wants.
Yeah, she's about to go.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So Baba Vanga, who's gone TRL in 96?
Who's going to be number one?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Right, right, I would be probably Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
In sync again.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The person who I was referencing, by the way, he's
not a gang member.
Us Deports of Makeup Artists.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
With a hairstylist right.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, he's a hairstylist.
They sent him to an El Salvadorprison because he had a crown
tattoo, andre.
Because he had a crown tattoo,andre Jose Hernandez Romero.
So hopefully he is going tolive and come back, because
apparently he's also a citizen.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's so, so ridiculous.
I mean, why did it go so far?
Why didn't they just bring himas?
Why didn't they just catch thisalong the road?
They got to get it right, theydefinitely didn't, because they
don't care, yep.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Assholes.
So we'll see.
All right, all of that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And according to my calculator, I'm going to be 178
years old by the time the Earthgoes through a devastating
drought in 2170.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I do expect to be alive then.
So I'm pretty annoyed that I'llhave to go through that.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, yeah, you maybe want to start hoarding the
water now have to go throughthat.
Yeah, yeah, you maybe want tostart hoarding the water now.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I should cap this.
Yeah, let all thosemicroplastics really get in
there.
Yeah, all right.
Well, let's move on to a coupleof interesting crime stories.
I want to start with this one.
It's about technology a littlebit as well.
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So we mentioned the showHollywood Demons.
We mentioned that in thecontext of the papa from Seventh
Heaven, who was a childmolester, stephen Collins.
This story is very strange.
It explores this child actor.
He was on Family Ties, His nameis Brian Bonsall right and he
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had some addiction issues and heended up in prison.
Now this man is a victim here,so I want to make sure that that
is clear.
He played Michael J Fox'slittle brother on the show.
While he was in jail he met anow convicted convicted serial
rapist named Nathan Loeb, andthis is so disturbing on so many
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levels.
Nathan Loeb pretended to be thechild star Weird To get women
to go out with him.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
So he got released out of jail and then the child
star stayed in jail.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes.
And then Nathan Loeb is likewhat if I just become this guy?
What if I just say I'm him?
Yeah, because you know all the,all the gals, you know how
women love child stars.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Everyone loves child stars right now.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
But apparently it worked.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So he does faintly look like him.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, it's tough.
Did you see Dewey, the guy whoplayed Dewey on Malcolm in the
Middle?
Yes, have you seen him recentlyno.
You can't really tell when theyget older.
Google Dewey now.
Google the Dewey now.
They don't age.
People don't age the way thatyou would expect them to.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Interesting, interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So he says Bonzel says.
Bonzel says it's a really hardstory to tell For me.
It's hard to not cry.
He says there's definitely afeeling of guilt.
It's so hard to explain thosegirls.
They wanted to go on a datewith me because I was a child
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actor.
It even clicked in my head thatI had met this person because
some of the mistakes that I made.
So he's like fuck, if I neverwent to jail because I was doing
drugs, like all good childactors do, I never would have
met this guy, never would havebeen put into his head that this
is a possibility and perhaps henever would have done it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Of course he is also he's blaming himself for it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, because he's a good person.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Poor guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So this piece of trash again.
That was the man Loeb he wasconvicted of raping seven women
over a 12-year period.
Wow, In 2019, he was sentencedto 274 years in prison.
(25:47):
So he will be around for thedrought.
Bonzel is now a musician and heopens up about this whole
ordeal again on this episode ofhollywood demons.
What a strange thing to havehappen.
Obviously, the victims are thewomen yeah um, but then also him
where it's like what the fuck?
yeah, this guy's a piece ofgarbage isn't that crazy when
you, it's one thing to have youridentity stolen right but then
stolen and used for such adisgusting, nefarious thing.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, you usually steal identities to get money
out of it, and this is you'rejust trying to get you know
women.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
You're a psycho.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, fucking disgusting.
I mean, imagine you're likesitting in prison and then
someone's like hey, so we have aproblem Some of raping them
over the last couple years.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's probably the only time ever you're happy to
be in prison, right he's?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
like I've been in here, he's like yeah, there's no
way I could have done that.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Thank my lucky stars.
I'm a drug addict.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Literally have never left.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Never been happier to be in prison.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Bonzal recalls meeting this Loeb character.
He says I remember his crazyeyes.
I met him in 2004 in jail whenI was there for my second d-dub
and I was there for a couple ora few nights or whatever.
I guess he just really gotupset with, obsessed with me.
Oh my god, right off the bat oh, that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He was probably like dude.
I totally remember you, man.
I'll remember that show.
How man you worked with thisguy, what it was like.
I bet you had a fucking greattime, man.
He was probably really reallyannoying.
But, in like a dangerous way.
You can't shut them up becauseyou're terrified to.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yes, and it's.
Those are very scary yeah.
He's got soulless eyes yeah, hereally does.
And so he says she just lookedover at me and said oh, you're
the real Brian Bonzel.
And I said what does that mean?
And she said well, I dated aguy for three months who was
nice at first.
She had said that he was usingmy name to coax her into coming
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over and meeting him.
So this guy was pretending tobe this child actor for a long
period of time with a series ofwomen.
Anyway, I just thought that'sjust one of those stories you
don't expect to tell in yourlife no, that's.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's pretty insane also.
That's why you can't fall forthis like whole starstruck stuff
and like using it as an excuseto like go out with people
thinking they're going to be anice person, but you don't
really know who they are youreally don't.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
You really don't it's such a specific character, from
a show too, that like right,who would make that up?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
right it so weird it's not the most famous child
star of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Oh shit, you're Michael J Fox.
No, I'm his younger brother.
You remember Like kind of.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And they're like oh, yeah, yeah, I think I do.
Yeah, I guess that was you,that's cool.
And they're just like fuck yeahlet's go on a date with this
child star guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm not going to brag , but I get an Applebee's coupon
every week 13 cents a quarter.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Right, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Apparently, the guy went far enough to get tattoos
in the same place that.
Bonzel had tattoos, or at thevery least he had tattoos in the
same places, which I wouldassume if he's going this far he
probably got those tattoos topretend to be this guy.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
He went meth-ed.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, it seems like Bonzo's main thing was the booze
Kept on.
Drinking and driving, you gottabe careful.
And raping no, bonzo was theinnocent guy.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh, I thought you were the five-star Lobe.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Lobe was probably strangely enough dead fucking
sober Lobe.
Lobe was probably, strangelyenough, dead fucking sober yeah
seriously, lobe, hold the ear,oh my God.
All right, another story ofconfusion, but in an entirely
different way.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
A wife stabbed her husband.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
All right, not confusing, I'm here so far.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, it's a Mexican gal, mexican gal, mexican gal.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm not being racial, was that necessary?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, I'm not being racial, she just is a Mexican
gal who happened to stab herhusband.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Okay, sure.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
She said that she was going through his phone.
As wives will do and husbandswill do.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Girlfriends and boyfriends do it sometimes Sure.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't think it's a good thing.
I don will do girlfriends andboyfriends do it sometimes.
Sure, I don't think it's a goodthing.
I don't know why I have no,yeah, what are you ever gonna
find if I?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
have to worry about it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
That's already the problem exactly so she's what,
kyle, what this story alreadyreminds me of, someone that me
and ben have met before, a lady,a latina lady who was like my
husband called me a whore and wewere like oh, we're so sorry to
hear that.
And she's like no, I am a whore.
I just told him I'm not, I'mthat whore and I stabbed him.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, she was she was funny.
And then I was like oh man,Cause she had big old fake
knockers.
Yeah, and then I was like, oh,she's so cool and hot and stuff.
And then people reminded me, no, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Don't do that.
Yeah, she just told you, Don'tdo that.
She stabbed somebody.
But then I was like maybe Icould save her, but I learned.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Lessons, lessons.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Lessons.
Don't be Captain Save-A-Ho, no.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Anyway.
So this Mexican woman.
She's going through herhusband's phone All of a sudden,
all these pictures of himhaving sex with a woman and a
younger woman, a younger oofright in the woman insecurities
yep, she fucking freaks out,uh-huh.
She stabbed him multiple timeson his arms and his legs yikes
damn yes.
(31:00):
However, the main issue is thephotos were actually of her when
she was?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
younger.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So she was like super cute apparently.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Cuter than she remembers.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yes, but she forgets.
So, without asking him aboutthe photos, she began attacking
him.
He finally got the knife awayand then he was like lady, wife,
these are you.
So the wife apparently didn'trecognize herself because she
was thinner, had makeup on andwas younger oh my god, who's
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this hot bitch?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
who is this slut?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
yeah.
So not only was he not cheatingon her, he was technically
being kind of romantic and stillwas looking at young nudes yeah
because he was in love with her, still hold Holding on to the
memories.
So sweet how jealous of you, tobe jealous of your younger self
.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, that's the height of insecurity, right
there it's like the movie Looper.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
It's like she goes back to kill herself.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I can't believe you looked at that young chick.
It was you, yeah, but it's notme now is it?
It's us.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's not me now.
It was you, yeah, but it's notme now, is it?
It's us, yeah, it's not me now,it's me back then.
You're cheating on me now withold me, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Pretty fucking disgusting one.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, pretty gross Do you know how old you are?
Right now, you sick fuck, I amalso 17 in the photo, are you
not seeing?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh my God, so he's going to recover?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh, that's good she didn't kill him.
How did she find out?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I wonder when she found out.
She found the photos in an oldemail that had been transferred
to his phone.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, I wonder when she found out that they were her.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It must have been relatively soon.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It doesn't matter, it was after the stabbing.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It was after the stabbing.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
But was it like during the stabbing, where he
was like no, look at it again,look at it again.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
One last one Didn't take out the trash.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Juan and Lenora.
In a strange way, this, I thinkthis couple is going to last,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh my God, them talking about this when they're
70.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's going to be a funny story where all the kids
are uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, when all the grandkids are like what the fuck
are they telling the truth?
And then their parents are inthe kitchen like, yeah, that was
a true story.
They definitely did that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, they're not so nice now, are they?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
still want to go to their house on the weekends well
, that lady that was telling meand ben that story thought it
was like a cute fun story.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
So it's like I guess I mean, hey, maybe it is a
Hawaiian thing you know, I'vehad a cousin, stab a cousin
fiery it was fun.
It was all in good fun, yeah Imean it's, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's an interesting one because it's a, it's a
compliment and there's manycompliments in there yeah she
also thought that her husbandcould still.
He must look pretty good if shedidn't realize that that was
him younger yeah, he must haveaged fairly well, so maybe she
got lucky.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, it's weird because she noticed it was him,
but she didn't notice that itwas her.
Right and she also didn'tremember anything about the room
, the scene, the setting,nothing about that moment.
Right and I'm assuming becausethe time that they recorded
themselves fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You would think she would recall that because back
in the day you'd have to set upa cam cord or you got a VHS tape
you got to pop in there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It'd be like honey.
We got to stop it.
The tape only lasts for 30minutes.
I got to flip the tape around.
Oh yeah, the husband says thatSure hey there's a lot of guys
with impotence issues, akalongevity.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Okay, sure, yeah, that's pretty weird.
Imagine if I was going into mypartner's house.
I pass by a mirror and I'm likewho's this?
Pretty bitch.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who's this fucking bitch Every day?
It's just like that TV show NotCrossing Over, the one where
you wake up as somebodydifferent every day.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I don't know yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Quantum Leap, quantum Leap.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Quantum Leap?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Quantum Leap.
Every episode, every time youwake up, you're somebody new.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I never saw that episode.
Is that what that shit is about?
Yeah, that's what everyepisode's about.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Wow, yeah, one time he woke up as someone with down
syndrome and I had thatbullwinkle shirt on the other
day so he was piled.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, if you're not knowing what we're talking about
, look up bullwinkle, quantumleap also yeah, bullwinkle,
that's the end, yeah it's notthe down syndrome.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, also, uh-huh speaking of technology, um, why
is this down syndrome thing?
I love people with downsyndrome, by the way, just just
to clarify that.
But why are they doing thiswhole sex thing with people?
So they're putting Downsyndrome faces on like really
sexy gals.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh, that's a big thing Is that really like a
filter thing that's happening.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's a filter thing.
Yeah, is that on?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Instagram or is it on TikTok Like?
Where's the filter available?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Both yeah, and I'm just like I don't know what's
going on what is that about?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
because I thought originally it took me like I had
to.
I read all the comments atfirst.
I didn't believe it was afilter.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I was like, don't be mean, this little lady seems to
work out, yeah it's a girl witha slamming body and then
obviously has the face ofsomeone with down syndrome yeah
and that's gonna get clicks.
People are just like it's thesame joke all the time and
people just like if she's down,I'm down right, yeah, it's
always that joke, it's alwaysthat joke.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
But yeah, that's kind of a, it's kind of a strange
thing what's the?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
yeah, I don't really get what the point I don't know
what the end game is, but theycertainly get their subscriber
count up yeah yeah, that's weird, I don't know.
Yeah, I just don't know butthen there's's the first woman
with Down syndrome who became aVictoria's Secret model, and
she's actually very attractive.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She is very attractive.
I know exactly what you'retalking about.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's a different world out there.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Alright, what do you think about graveyard sex?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Um cute.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, apparently it's illegal.
What when In Florida?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Well, if you're doing it on a gravestone.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, this couple, Joseph Luke Brown and Stephanie
K Wegman.
He's only 38.
She's 46.
They were banging on gravesitenumber 43.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, yeah, maybe directly on top of the person.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, they do look like they were voted most likely
to fuck in a graveyard for surethey already look kind of dead.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah yeah, she definitely has dead eyes and he
looks like he has no idea how hegot there.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Well, yeah, he's definitely.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Well, he's got the keys.
He works there.
Oh yeah, he's one of thecorpses.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So they said the cops are also like hey, you can't
fuck on this graveyard.
You're going to get cursed andif the semen goes on the ground
you're going to wake him.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, you're going to ferment the dead body.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Exactly, and then they're going to come back to
the grave, and we've seen whathappens there.
That's how that works.
So they also foundmethamphetamine, xanax and
Oxycontin.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Oh, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Shocker.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, that's what she was getting.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, so apparently cops, they.
They were driving by thegraveyard, they were doing
graveyard shift and, uh, theysaw a white nissan but no one
was in it.
It was called it's and thecemetery they were at.
You know what?
It's called wild cow prairie.
Oh wow, if you married, if youburied my grandma in wild car
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cow prairie, she would fuckingkill you if you fuck someone I
know in wild cow prairie that'salso something that's not very
nice but what if your grandmaloved cows?
My grandma did not.
My grandma had a disdain forall animals.
Yeah, my German grandma was thenice one.
Yeah, she had a disdain forthings too, but different than
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my American grandma.
So apparently there was a bunchof graves and then they were
having sex on one and then theyidentified them and they thought
at first they were graverobbers.
But they're not grave robbers,they're great fuckers.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yep.
So Wegman was arrested onmultiple drug charges and booked
in the county jail, where sheis being held without bond.
And then Brown was transportedfrom the cemetery to a local
hospital because he had apreexisting leg injury.
Uh, they speaking Because hehad a pre-existing leg injury.
Speaking of health care.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, they're like.
Oh, by the way, did you knowthat you have a spider vein
that's getting infected?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, Can you imagine following a guy high on meth?
That's like limping in agraveyard, Like I'm going to
fuck that guy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, Goddamn look at that platypus looking
motherfucker right there.
Looks like a cryptid, but Ijust love that that.
Yeah, the cops are like sir,you have a pre-existing injury.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
we have to get you to the doctor right now.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
We have to tend this, sir yeah, and then apparently
after that, a warrant's going tobe sought for brown yeah, but
they don't know what they'regoing to charge him with, so
maybe this saved his life howabout public indecency?
At the wild cow prairiecemetery wild.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.
I mean okay, well, I mean thisis different.
But I once went on the cutestlittle goth date in Hollywood
Cemetery because you know theyshow movies there and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yes, I performed there many times.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yes, yes, and we saw the Addams Family and we walked
around and looked at some of thegravesites and then we had a
little kiss and it was so cute.
We're like look at us kissingin a graveyard.
It's all goffy.
Who'd you kiss by who'd I?
No one, no one in particular.
Oh no celeb yeah, no.
Celeb, no, it was.
We were just having fun in thein the macabre vibes I saw this
thing on marilyn monroe.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
She's buried in a mausoleum which is the apartment
complex for corpses yeah, yeahand the guy on top of her was
like he bought it.
Like before she died, like whenshe died, he bought it.
Bury me face down.
That's what he did.
What?
Yeah, basically, he's like Iwant to be above maryland for
all of my days.
And she's like can you leavethis?
Just leave this woman alone.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh my god, you kidding me.
You can't even die in thiscountry.
You can't even die withoutgetting harassed in this country
and the one in hollywoodcemetery.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's always leaking.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That's insane.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No, it like leaks this brown substance Like it's
nasty oh my, that's pretty gross.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, I don't wanna.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I don't know where I want my body to go, but I don't
wanna be in the apartmentcomplex.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's what I'm saying.
Just burn me to a crisp right.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Fly away the ashes.
So no one can.
No one can try to attack.
Attack my body, yeah, or justhave sex on it.
Yeah, don't do that I feel likeif I pass on, even if I entered
, like the pearly gates, there'sstill going to be someone on
the side being like hey, yo, mom.
Oh yeah, and I'm like come on,are you kidding, even here?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well, they're on the outside.
They didn't get in.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
No they're on the outside, they when they just
constantly catcall, but never.
But they never make any movesabout it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It must work at some point.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Oh, it does work at some point.
I know friends who it's workedon and shame on you, shame on
you all.
Well, they're part of theproblem.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yes, mm-hmm, all right.
Well, brown, he has anextensive criminal history, not
just a pre-existing condition.
He's got battery, domesticviolence, larceny, reckless
driving, meth possession, dui,possession of drug,
paraphernalia and then a judgedescribed him as quote a
habitual felony offender.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
That sounds like many pre-existing conditions.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
And no word how he injured his leg.
I do love it must have been badfor cops to care.
I mean, cops don't give a fuck,cops don't fucking care.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
So it must have been like for cops to care.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I mean cops don't give a fuck, cops don't fucking
care.
So it must have been like, doyou?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
know you're bleeding?
Do you know you're bleedingdown your leg?
What's that?
Is that a puncture wound from aneedle?
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yep, he's apparently living in a mobile home that he
purchased last year by hisparents.
Bought him a mobile home.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, that's nice.
Well, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
I guess.
I guess, I mean, he still getslaid, he still gets laid.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
At the Wild Cow Prairie.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
At the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
It's getting nuts.
I mean hey, Don't do it onbodies.
Just take a cute little picnicblanket, have your fun little
rituals, say goodbye to yourrelatives or say hello to your
relatives, whatever you want todo, and then lean over a stone
or two and oh, and then havevery good graveyard sex.
But not on top of any of thebodies.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay, there was a bleeding tree in a cemetery in
Stevens Point, wisconsin.
We would go there duringHalloween.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It was on its period.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yes, it was a woman.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
It was a woman tree, it was a free bleeder.
And it would bleed.
Man, I saw half of this story,half of this show is just saying
I saw, but anyway, the pads aregetting bigger for women.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, the holes are getting bigger.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
No.
The pads, the tree pads, thebleed pads.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
The bleed pads.
Maybe we're bleeding at anexceedingly alarming amount.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Well, everyone in the comments section on that post
was like I'm a heavy bleeder.
I love that they were all happyabout it.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh no no, no, no, no, no.
I can't stand that.
I mean, it's just pain for me,I go through pain.
I go through insufferableamounts of pain.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I'm like it's not right that I go through this
much pain, like once a month.
So I nipped it in the bud.
I became a tree.
Oh, you are a beautiful tree.
I am speaking of beautiful.
Do we have any comments?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
we do, uh, we are seeing here.
Uh, they, everyone's mind isblown that the lady was jealous
of her younger self right.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Isn't that amazing.
She must have been super hot.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I mean Lori.
It sounds like she has somehistory with stabbing people
because she said she didn't wanthim dead anyways, or she would
have gone for the torso or hisgroin.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's so true.
It's very interesting to learnthat she only got him in the
arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh, you're going to live through this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Stabs in the hand.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
We're still married, by the way.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
This isn't a divorce, by the way, Juan, You're not
escaping this buddy.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's going to kill.
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You can live without your pinky toe.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, At this point I think they're just made for
each other.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
She's all stabbed up full of scars and apparently
very in love with her.
I guess so it's kind of a sweetstory.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Maybe while he was getting stabbed.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
He was always like this is just like the first time
I met you.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
He's like I'm falling in love all over again.
Remember when we made that sextape and then we made a snuff
film where you stabbed me abunch.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah Cool.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Alright, thank you for that comment.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, Vanessa is very concerned.
She said Ben, in all caps, youknow you can't save them.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh, I know, I am aware, I am aware you can't save
everyone.
I'm just trying to save myself,yeah, and my career, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Anyone yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Anyone.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Lori said, just to put it out there, I've never
stabbed anyone in real life,just in my head.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh, that's 30 times a day of course, 30 times a day.
How many people?
How many?
How many people if you could,if you could just snap your
fingers and just be like you'regone?
Yeah, how many people do youthink you'd kill a year?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
a year, recurring year.
Uh, I think I would get all ofmy uh enemies out in like five
tries and then that's it.
I think I'd be good, oh, justfive.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I would want to yeah, I got some people that could go
.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I would want to relocate them.
I wouldn't want to, like, killthem.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
No, they just disappear.
What to like?
Mars or Venus, or-.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Like what am I PETA?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I'm not here to euthanize them.
I fattest part of the country.
Take them over to beautifulTexas.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You know where they can eat.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
well, yeah, they can eat amazingly.
All right, anything else, Ithink that's about it.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
That's about it Anyone with Baba Vega?
Yeah, they, they don't believeher.
They're saying always trust ablind woman.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That's very true.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I'm never going to forget about that list.
I'm actually going to printthat out and put that on the
ceiling of my wall to help myinsomnia.
I need something to feelhopeless about at nighttime
right now.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
That seems good.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Vanessa feels better when she watches my 600-lb Life.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, until you're eating the same thing they are,
and then you look down at yourplate and you look down at your
gut and you're like motherfucker, where's that doctor?
Shit, yeah, All right.
Well, thank you all so much forlistening.
We'll be back Thursday andFriday.
Tomorrow, a brand new Death andEntertainment comes out.
It's about Kimbo Slice.
So if you don't know who he is.
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You're going to learn a lot andit's a very interesting story,
yeah, so thank you all so muchfor listening.
All right, everyone ready to roll?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
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Yes, all right, let's starttoday's episode with an update.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Let's get an update.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Everything we say is going to be true.
It's April 1st, which meansit's April Fool's Day, but we
don't celebrate because everydamn day in this country is
April Fool's Day.
So today we're keeping itstraight.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Call me April, because I am a fool.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Absolutely, and a beautiful reporter from the.
Tmnt universe.
Speaking of beautiful, yourcrush I'm referring to Jerry's.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, it's not a crush, it's just an honorary
vigilante bud.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's very true.
Luigi Mangione, yes, his casehas made it all the way up to
the most powerful attorney intown, that is, ag Pam Bondi.
She obviously works with theTrump department and she has
said if he is found guilty shewill push specifically for the
(01:52):
death penalty, whoa so thismight be it for Luigi Mangione.
He's fighting for his life.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Dude.
Why does that look like SandraBullock playing her in a role?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
You know it's tough to tell who's real, who's not
real.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Is that, hilary Swank ?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's our real life.
Attorney general.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh, okay, isn't that funny, cool, I mean.
No, no, that's fine.
She doesn't look like herselfin that photo, I guess.
Yeah, it's still really messedup that she's going for the
death penalty.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's going for the death penalty.
She announced this past Tuesdaythat she is going to direct
federal prosecutors to seek thedeath penalty for his alleged
premeditated, cold-bloodedassassination.
That shocked America.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, first of all, to call it a cold-blooded
assassination is just wordplay.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm not here for the weather report, hey, pam.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I mean seriously cold blood assassinated.
But if it was like someone else, it would have been just like
an accidental, like a shooting.
I mean, we all know it waspremeditated and he wanted to do
it Right.
But I also feel like, becausehe's been getting so much slack,
with the audiences of Americafalling in love with him,
they're just like going downpetty lane, coming like harsher
(03:04):
thing after harsher thing afterharsher thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, it wasn't lukewarm blooded.
They're going full cold blooded.
They're going full cold now.
Full reptilian, which, ofcourse, is what many people
believe.
The healthcare industry is coldblooded when it comes to
helping their family members andthemselves survive in this
horrific it's not like it was aninnocent man.
Yeah, survive in this horrific.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
It's not like it was an innocent man.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Healthcare system?
Absolutely so.
In the statement, bondi offeredsympathy for Thompson.
Obviously that is the victimhere.
She says an innocent man andfather of two young children was
killed.
After careful consideration, Ihave directed federal
prosecutors to seek the deathpenalty.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh boy, in this case, as we carry out President
Trump's agenda to stop violentcrime and make America safe
again, Well, yeah, but also aswell as a father of two kids,
didn't he also aid and abet in avery powerful way?
And control the sickness anddiseases and just controlling
(04:04):
insurance for a bunch of peoplethat don't get to have it and
have to suffer.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
UnitedHealthcare's entire thing was just like hold
off, deny the claim.
At some point they'll die,They'll stop asking, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
So make America safe again.
Is it safer with one vigilanteor an entire system that is just
trying to make money and leteveryone die?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
We got to fix the system.
Mangione, if killed by thestate, I think he would become a
martyr in many ways, he wouldabsolutely become a martyr.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
They do not want to kill this guy.
They really don't.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Also, isn't life in prison.
I always say this that is adeath penalty.
Yeah, it really is.
If you're Luigi Mangione, it'sjust like oh no, I don't get to
spend 70 years in the federalpenal system.
Right, death is the bestpossible way out.
You just get taken out Indeed.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is more of like a lifelong purgatory sentence,
which is worse than death.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh my God, it would be awful.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're just like hanging out waiting to die,
knowing that you're never goingto see the outside of those
walls.
That's depressing.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I've been watching my lockup program that I love so
much, which is your lockupprogram.
They go inside the US prisonsystem and they were speaking
with somebody who was insolitary confinement for, I
think, seven years and his brainwas gone.
He's like who knew?
Yeah, it was like Arkham Asylumand so if they really wanted to
torture Luigi, that would bewhere they would put him.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, it looks like he's already getting tortured.
I mean this photo that we'relooking at of him.
What is going on here?
He's screaming, he's yelling,he looks like he's hissing.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, he might be turning into a cat.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I wonder what the context of that photo is.
You don't know me, right, youdon't know me Well.
I don't think you spread, right?
Well, he's saying me.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
It could have been stuck on the me Anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Bondi goes on to say Mangione's actions involve
substantial planning andpremeditation and because the
murder took place in public withbystanders nearby, it may have
posed a grave risk of death toadditional persons.
I will give him some aimingcredit.
First of all, the gun was astrange gun.
I don't think he could havemowed a lot of people down with
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it.
And second of all, he had veryspecific words on each bullet,
so every bullet had a messageWow, and I don't think he was
going willy-nilly trying to killanybody.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Remind me of those words.
What was it?
Resist.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What were the three words?
Again it?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It was like deny, defend, depose Something like
that.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Something like that.
And yeah, he was definitelyaiming dead at his target.
That he absolutely knew, was it?
You can see the photo is justlike whoop straight on, Wasn't
even far away.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Absolutely not, according to his defense
attorney.
They say by seeking to murderLuigi Mangione, manju's squeegee
on me, the Justice Departmenthas moved from the dysfunctional
to the barbaric.
Yeah yeah, this is barbaric.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It is barbaric.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And now I believe you're allowed to tell or ask,
request the government kill youby firing squad, so isn't that?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
nice, hey Right, that's an insane thing to even
say I would like to be requestedto be killed by firing squad I
think that's what I would do.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, because the electrocution doesn't seem
to really like work super fastwhy do they call it a firing
squad, though there's no fireinvolved?
Right, that's a good point.
Maybe that would be a good way.
Just no, because the firing,yeah, I mean the fire, you know
um.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
You know leonardo dicaprio in that movie um once
upon a time in hollywood yes theflame thing when I hear firing
squad.
I see that in my head I want aflame tower.
I'm like why did you choose togo that way?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
well, elon musk sells them, so I mean they could just
get them from him.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Then people would be mad at him again.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, well, let's move on.
But speaking of, continue tospeak of health care.
Okay, so the new list has comeout and we now officially know
the fattest cities in America.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh boy, they're all in the Midwest.
No, they're all in the South.
Oh well, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh yeah, there's the midwest.
No, they're all in the south.
Oh well, that makes sense.
Oh yeah, there's a lot of largeplates, really large portions,
down there I get veryoverwhelmed so the fattest place
in america, it is in mccallantexas.
There you go where everything'sbigger in texas.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's what they say, right that's what they say,
including the dump.
That's what they say, includingthe dumps, because everyone's
fairly large.
No, minnesota, when it comes tothe Midwest, they're 95th, so
you got to get on your game.
Minnesota, start popping morecheese.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
No, no, don't do that .
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
They're 65th, so the Midwest iscoming in, but it is the South
that is really just lost theirminds when it comes to weight.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
So are there any cities at all, any like urban
kind of popular spots that areon the list at all?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Not really Not too many urban areas.
In McAllen, texas, 45% of thepopulation is overweight or
obese, so that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
And then there's Little Rock, arkansas, where
again almost half are obese.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's where Bill Clinton's from, so that's why
he's a chubby chaser.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Oh, I see, Trying to just kind of play with what you
can get there, yeah, All right.
Well, they say that medicalobesity.
It costs the American people$190 billion a year.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, I don't know, because you've got to go to the
doctor and be like I'm all fat.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And then the doctor looks at you and then he makes
fun.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
He's like you know you're fat, right, you can't be
fat.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
He's like that's gross for a lot of people and
it's not healthy, it's not goodfor you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
No, it's probably probably the latter, probably
like hey, you know, that's notlike great for you yeah, right,
but what's worse is that youhave united health care
absolutely, and so we can't eventreat you yeah, we're not doing
shit for you that's my favoritething about that 600 pound life
show is the doctor is reallyfunny yeah he's always just like
one woman was.
he's like you haven't lost anyweight.
And the woman's like I'mretaining water.
(10:07):
And then he looked at her.
He's like you said that's allwater, it's all water weight.
It's like, yeah, it's all water.
And then she.
And then he's like, well, youshouldn't eat.
And then she said I got to eatsomething.
And he says you ate enough forfour years.
Yeah, so you don't need to eatfor like four years.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Wow, literally that's really messed up, yeah, live
off the energy of her own fat.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, which is kind of cool yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I'm self-sustaining.
You're your own buffet.
I'm a complete system.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, you can survive all for yourself for years.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, In the they.
The bland, the man with one eyeis king In the land of the
obese and you're starving in thedesert, I'm good.
Yeah, it's all them skinniesthat are going to die soon and
first Drink my sweat, oh God.
Oh, that's gross.
So congratulations McAllen.
Texas, you're the fattest placein the country.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Which, again, is not to be said in a fat-shaming way,
because we're not here to bodyshame.
I think everyone's beautiful.
No, they're proud of it and youcan be proud of it.
But you can also just yeah, youknow, just like be healthy.
And it's also a really starkcontrast to, you know, the way
everyone else in the world seemsto live.
Everyone else outside ofAmerica seems to be kind of
(11:22):
relatively like petite in lengthtoo.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I was watching this fantastic competitive eating
documentary on Kobayashi andJoey Chestnut.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Oh, that's right.
And then there's those guys.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, and Kobayashi said, when he first came to the
States for the Coney Island July4th celebration he said I've
never seen people so large andhe was like I thought it was
like mythical, because peopletalk about Americans, like we're
huge, because we're all hugeand stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then when he saw them for the first time, he was
like I didn't know if they couldeat more than me.
I was so scared, I was in awe,I was scared.
And then it turns out he justplowed through them with 50 hot
dogs in his first outing.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's like oh, you guys arejust doing all this for show,
but I've got the skills.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yes, he's a grower, not a shower Right, and all
these Chunkies.
It's so funny that they can'teven really win at the thing
that they should win at, whichis eating, because their fat
doesn't allow their tummy toexpand as much as Kobayashi's,
for example.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's called hitting the fat wall.
This is true Really.
Yeah, the stomach hits the fatwall.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Hits the iron wall yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
And then your stomach is like you're too fat to eat
anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I did not know that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yes, so the top five fattest cities in America
McAllen, texas, memphis,tennessee which I'm a little
surprised about, memphis, butthey do have good barbecue
Augusta, georgia, shreveport,louisiana, where I have been,
and there's not a lot to do, soI understand why maybe food is a
big deal.
And then, finally, we get tothe Midwest.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Well, everyone likes eating food, Everyone likes to
go out and eat food.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Everyone loves food, and especially in Louisiana they
got oh my God, they're sweetand savory sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yum.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And they're little dough balls, beignets, beignets.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yum, I love beignets.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I know I'd go fat off a beignet.
Finally, the Midwest comes inwith Dayton, ohio, and they are
tied for fifth with OklahomaCity, oklahoma.
So congratulations, if you arelistening in one of those states
, a round of applause and wewish you the best and keep on
eating.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Keep on, keeping on.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Keep on keeping on, It'll loosen your Bible belt
Indeed yes, that's pretty good.
That is where they are.
They are reading the scripture.
They kind of skip over theparts about gluttony, but they
get right to the fun stuff.
Right to the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Oh, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, baba Vanga .
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Who what?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Baba Vanga Baba.
She is a blind mystic.
Do you know who this is?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No, I don't.
Whoa, is that her?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
That's her.
She is a blind mystic.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Is she blind or eyeless?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
She is eyeless.
She is eyeless, jesus Christyeah.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, that's different.
I don't think that's the sameas blind she can't see I guess,
technically it's blind.
That's crazy, holy.
Technically it's blind.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's crazy.
Yeah, holy shit, there's noeyes.
She has no eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Whoa, I'm blind too.
Someone's like well, do youhave your eyes?
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But because she's all blind and stuff and eyeless,
like Real Monsters fantasticshow, she has been able to
predict certain things and shehas prophecies, because look at
her, you can't be psychic justbecause you're blind.
It helps Because it opens upthe mind's eye.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
It opens up the sixth sense yes, right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So Baba Vanga she has now said a lot is going to
happen in 2025.
She has predicted a feweye-opening things.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh, I mean, that's kind of fucked up to say to her.
I know You've really opened myeyes.
She has predicted a feweye-opening things.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh, I mean that's kind of fucked up to say to her
I know, you really opened myeyes.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
She's like must be nice.
I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Interestingly enough, though, she's dead what she
died when In 1996.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
What, what the fuck?
I just met her.
I just met this woman.
You're telling me she died.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, she's dead.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Okay so, but she did predict a lot of things.
She predicted 9-11.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No she didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, she was like a bunch of planes are going to hit
the building and thenHalliburton's going to get a big
contract.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Not a big building, or like the big buildings, or
like did she name the buildings?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
She said something about controlled explosions.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's the thing about prophecies they're always
very.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I see fire.
I'm seeing fire.
I'm seeing a lot of steelstructure.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Mm-hmm.
Yes, they're very broad, theyare very broad.
She also predicted PrincessDiana's death.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Okay, how broad was that one.
Princess Diana's going to dieat one point, you know.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
She was correct, and then she also predicted the rise
of China.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This lady can't miss.
I really want to see how thesepredictions were.
Researcher Where's theresearcher?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Well, as you can see in this photo here, it looks as
if she's holding a tangerine.
So, perhaps it was the citrusthat really helped her think.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Someone said it's your eyeball.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It could be, yes, it could be her eyeball as well.
She just holds them again likethe creature from Ah, Real
Monsters which is currentlystreaming on Paramount Plus and,
yes, I've been watching it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, maybe she opens her hand, like in Pan's
Labyrinth.
It's right here.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Oh, I love that movie .
It's beautiful.
Yeah, it's awesome.
So she forecasted in 2025 thatthere was going to be
earth-shattering earthquakes.
Oh, and we just had a 7.7earthquake someplace in the
world.
Was it Japan?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Myanmar and China, I think both got hit.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Wow, so she's correct .
And yes, is it a little broad?
Is it a little vague, as theysay?
Sure, yeah, but she alsopredicted Wait, she also
predicted that there's going tobe war in Europe and worldwide
economic disaster.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yes, vanga's frightening timeline for the end
of humanity.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And she came up with all this in the mid-90s, so this
is in between episodes of ToolTime.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
God, dude, uh-huh, I swear what if she's just fucking
with us?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
She might be, she could just be making all this up
being like.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I hope these motherfuckers believe it Earth
will go to war with acivilization on Mars in the year
3005.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, I believe it, the muskers, the muskheads that
live up there.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
What is that?
Oh, the muskers.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, it's going to be a bunch of scumbags.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
They're going to have to be muskrats.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes, they're going to be a bunch of scumbags going up
there.
So she also claimed that thedownfall of humanity begins this
year.
Whoa, it's beginning this year.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, no, we didn't need her to say that we could
tell.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
This is why she's a mystic.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But the world will officially end, don't worry
about it, no time soon.
5,079.
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
A conflict in Europe will devastate the continent's
population in 2025.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, and what do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
What do we have?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Russia, Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The world is on the brink of WWIII.
Yep, yep.
Europe is arming themselvesmore than ever because the US
has stopped financing andsupporting their militaries.
So I think she might be on tosomething.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
This is terrifying.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
That earthquake was March 28th.
Yeah, it was Myanmaranmar, itwas parts of thailand killed
thousands of people, wowhopefully, some of them were
pedophiles well, I always liketo think that yeah, in thailand
yeah well, it's not the thaipeople, it's the people who go
to thailand yeah, that's whatI'm saying a bunch of people on
vacation for sex tourism forchildren.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully they'regone yeah, we've talked about
this before.
(19:03):
There was a guy that was waytoo into going to, uh, one of
those countries and the way he'stalked about it I was like but
he could just go away yeah, he'slike sway.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
He's getting moist just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah real freaking nasty I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm getting very nervous.
I'm doing the math how old I'llbe in 2076?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
we'll be dead, don't worry.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
No maybe not 2076 she might not be.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I'll be 90.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh, you'll be fine, I'll be 84.
I'll be fucking alive.
I'll be alive and pissed.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, she says in 2028, as an energy source, we're
going to start going to Venus.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, and then 2076,.
Communism is going to spreadacross the world.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's when I'll be 84 and I'll be really annoyed
that I no longer have mymobility to give haircuts for
burgers.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh my God, also be very careful you don't get
deported.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Why would?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I get deported.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Did you hear that story?
No, why would I get deported?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
There was a hairstylist and they thought he
was part of the Trenga gang, oneof these gangs.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh my.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
God, and they sent him to.
Where did they send him?
Honduras, or something.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Somewhere in South America?
Yeah, El Salvador.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, he's in El Salvador.
That's insane.
Be careful.
That's so scary.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Be careful out there and he has his papers.
I know we're crazy.
It's a crazy time 21.30,.
Humans are going to make aliencontact, but I actually think
Bhagavanga is a little wrong onthat.
I think we're going to makealien contact before that.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I think we already have.
Yeah, it's a matter ofcommunication.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Telling the others that we've seen them, or for
them to just come out of theplain sight that they're hiding
in.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Absolutely Kyle.
Unzip yourself Kyle.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
They're just as dumb as we imagined.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm choking.
I do think we may have met themin the 60s and then they gave
us all the Wi-Fi stuff, andthat's why technology has
exponentially increased very,very fast in the past 10 years.
I mean, look at what's going tohappen in 10 years from now, so
perhaps that is alientechnology.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh, this is terrifying 2170,.
A drought will devastate muchof the world.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, you know, oh my .
Speaker 2 (21:04):
God, I'm so thirsty.
Does anyone have water?
Yeah, we'll see, oh nice.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I do think that we're going to have water wars.
I believe we're already in it.
Isn't Nestle like killing abunch of people?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
What they are lobbying to make it so that
water is not a human right.
Yeah, it's an asset to becoveted.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
It's already that Deployed.
Yeah, so the water wars aregoing to happen for sure, I'm so
scared to be a human.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh, this is terrifying.
This is all so scary.
Can we go back to the 90s?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Well, that's when she came up with all this shit.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Well, exactly Back to the 90s, we're like, ah, she
has no eyes, just let her saywhat she wants.
Yeah, she's about to go.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So Baba Vanga, who's gone TRL in 96?
Who's going to be number one?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Right, right, I would be probably Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
In sync again.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The person who I was referencing, by the way, he's
not a gang member.
Us Deports of Makeup Artists.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
With a hairstylist right.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yes, he's a hairstylist.
They sent him to an El Salvadorprison because he had a crown
tattoo, andre.
Because he had a crown tattoo,andre Jose Hernandez Romero.
So hopefully he is going tolive and come back, because
apparently he's also a citizen.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's so, so ridiculous.
I mean, why did it go so far?
Why didn't they just bring himas?
Why didn't they just catch thisalong the road?
They got to get it right, theydefinitely didn't, because they
don't care, yep.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Assholes.
So we'll see.
All right, all of that.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And according to my calculator, I'm going to be 178
years old by the time the Earthgoes through a devastating
drought in 2170.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
And.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I do expect to be alive then.
So I'm pretty annoyed that I'llhave to go through that.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, yeah, you maybe want to start hoarding the
water now have to go throughthat.
Yeah, yeah, you maybe want tostart hoarding the water now.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I should cap this.
Yeah, let all thosemicroplastics really get in
there.
Yeah, all right.
Well, let's move on to a coupleof interesting crime stories.
I want to start with this one.
It's about technology a littlebit as well.
(23:07):
So we mentioned the showHollywood Demons.
We mentioned that in thecontext of the papa from Seventh
Heaven, who was a childmolester, stephen Collins.
This story is very strange.
It explores this child actor.
He was on Family Ties, His nameis Brian Bonsall right and he
(23:29):
had some addiction issues and heended up in prison.
Now this man is a victim here,so I want to make sure that that
is clear.
He played Michael J Fox'slittle brother on the show.
While he was in jail he met anow convicted convicted serial
rapist named Nathan Loeb, andthis is so disturbing on so many
(23:53):
levels.
Nathan Loeb pretended to be thechild star Weird To get women
to go out with him.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
So he got released out of jail and then the child
star stayed in jail.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes.
And then Nathan Loeb is likewhat if I just become this guy?
What if I just say I'm him?
Yeah, because you know all the,all the gals, you know how
women love child stars.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Everyone loves child stars right now.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
But apparently it worked.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
So he does faintly look like him.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Well, it's tough.
Did you see Dewey, the guy whoplayed Dewey on Malcolm in the
Middle?
Yes, have you seen him recentlyno.
You can't really tell when theyget older.
Google Dewey now.
Google the Dewey now.
They don't age.
People don't age the way thatyou would expect them to.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Interesting, interesting.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So he says Bonzel says.
Bonzel says it's a really hardstory to tell For me.
It's hard to not cry.
He says there's definitely afeeling of guilt.
It's so hard to explain thosegirls.
They wanted to go on a datewith me because I was a child
(25:04):
actor.
It even clicked in my head thatI had met this person because
some of the mistakes that I made.
So he's like fuck, if I neverwent to jail because I was doing
drugs, like all good childactors do, I never would have
met this guy, never would havebeen put into his head that this
is a possibility and perhaps henever would have done it.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Of course he is also he's blaming himself for it.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, because he's a good person.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Poor guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So this piece of trash again.
That was the man Loeb he wasconvicted of raping seven women
over a 12-year period.
Wow, In 2019, he was sentencedto 274 years in prison.
(25:47):
So he will be around for thedrought.
Bonzel is now a musician and heopens up about this whole
ordeal again on this episode ofhollywood demons.
What a strange thing to havehappen.
Obviously, the victims are thewomen yeah um, but then also him
where it's like what the fuck?
yeah, this guy's a piece ofgarbage isn't that crazy when
you, it's one thing to have youridentity stolen right but then
stolen and used for such adisgusting, nefarious thing.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, you usually steal identities to get money
out of it, and this is you'rejust trying to get you know
women.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
You're a psycho.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, fucking disgusting.
I mean, imagine you're likesitting in prison and then
someone's like hey, so we have aproblem Some of raping them
over the last couple years.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's probably the only time ever you're happy to
be in prison, right he's?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
like I've been in here, he's like yeah, there's no
way I could have done that.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Thank my lucky stars.
I'm a drug addict.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Literally have never left.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Never been happier to be in prison.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Bonzal recalls meeting this Loeb character.
He says I remember his crazyeyes.
I met him in 2004 in jail whenI was there for my second d-dub
and I was there for a couple ora few nights or whatever.
I guess he just really gotupset with, obsessed with me.
Oh my god, right off the bat oh, that's so weird.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He was probably like dude.
I totally remember you, man.
I'll remember that show.
How man you worked with thisguy, what it was like.
I bet you had a fucking greattime, man.
He was probably really reallyannoying.
But, in like a dangerous way.
You can't shut them up becauseyou're terrified to.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yes, and it's.
Those are very scary yeah.
He's got soulless eyes yeah, hereally does.
And so he says she just lookedover at me and said oh, you're
the real Brian Bonzel.
And I said what does that mean?
And she said well, I dated aguy for three months who was
nice at first.
She had said that he was usingmy name to coax her into coming
(27:36):
over and meeting him.
So this guy was pretending tobe this child actor for a long
period of time with a series ofwomen.
Anyway, I just thought that'sjust one of those stories you
don't expect to tell in yourlife no, that's.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That's pretty insane also.
That's why you can't fall forthis like whole starstruck stuff
and like using it as an excuseto like go out with people
thinking they're going to be anice person, but you don't
really know who they are youreally don't.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
You really don't it's such a specific character, from
a show too, that like right,who would make that up?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
right it so weird it's not the most famous child
star of all time.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Oh shit, you're Michael J Fox.
No, I'm his younger brother.
You remember Like kind of.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And they're like oh, yeah, yeah, I think I do.
Yeah, I guess that was you,that's cool.
And they're just like fuck yeahlet's go on a date with this
child star guy yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm not going to brag , but I get an Applebee's coupon
every week 13 cents a quarter.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Right, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Apparently, the guy went far enough to get tattoos
in the same place that.
Bonzel had tattoos, or at thevery least he had tattoos in the
same places, which I wouldassume if he's going this far he
probably got those tattoos topretend to be this guy.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
He went meth-ed.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh my god, what a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Well, it seems like Bonzo's main thing was the booze
Kept on.
Drinking and driving, you gottabe careful.
And raping no, bonzo was theinnocent guy.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Oh, I thought you were the five-star Lobe.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Lobe was probably strangely enough dead fucking
sober Lobe.
Lobe was probably, strangelyenough, dead fucking sober yeah
seriously, lobe, hold the ear,oh my God.
All right, another story ofconfusion, but in an entirely
different way.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
A wife stabbed her husband.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
All right, not confusing, I'm here so far.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Right, it's a Mexican gal, mexican gal, mexican gal.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm not being racial, was that necessary?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, I'm not being racial, she just is a Mexican
gal who happened to stab herhusband.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Okay, sure.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
She said that she was going through his phone.
As wives will do and husbandswill do.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Girlfriends and boyfriends do it sometimes Sure.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't think it's a good thing.
I don will do girlfriends andboyfriends do it sometimes.
Sure, I don't think it's a goodthing.
I don't know why I have no,yeah, what are you ever gonna
find if I?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
have to worry about it.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
That's already the problem exactly so she's what,
kyle, what this story alreadyreminds me of, someone that me
and ben have met before, a lady,a latina lady who was like my
husband called me a whore and wewere like oh, we're so sorry to
hear that.
And she's like no, I am a whore.
I just told him I'm not, I'mthat whore and I stabbed him.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, she was she was funny.
And then I was like oh man,Cause she had big old fake
knockers.
Yeah, and then I was like, oh,she's so cool and hot and stuff.
And then people reminded me, no, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Don't do that.
Yeah, she just told you, Don'tdo that.
She stabbed somebody.
But then I was like maybe Icould save her, but I learned.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Lessons, lessons.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Lessons.
Don't be Captain Save-A-Ho, no.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Anyway.
So this Mexican woman.
She's going through herhusband's phone All of a sudden,
all these pictures of himhaving sex with a woman and a
younger woman, a younger oofright in the woman insecurities
yep, she fucking freaks out,uh-huh.
She stabbed him multiple timeson his arms and his legs yikes
damn yes.
(31:00):
However, the main issue is thephotos were actually of her when
she was?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
younger.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
So she was like super cute apparently.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Cuter than she remembers.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yes, but she forgets.
So, without asking him aboutthe photos, she began attacking
him.
He finally got the knife awayand then he was like lady, wife,
these are you.
So the wife apparently didn'trecognize herself because she
was thinner, had makeup on andwas younger oh my god, who's
(31:35):
this hot bitch?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
who is this slut?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
yeah.
So not only was he not cheatingon her, he was technically
being kind of romantic and stillwas looking at young nudes yeah
because he was in love with her, still hold Holding on to the
memories.
So sweet how jealous of you, tobe jealous of your younger self
.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, that's the height of insecurity, right
there it's like the movie Looper.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
It's like she goes back to kill herself.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I can't believe you looked at that young chick.
It was you, yeah, but it's notme now is it?
It's us.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's not me now.
It was you, yeah, but it's notme now, is it?
It's us, yeah, it's not me now,it's me back then.
You're cheating on me now withold me, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Pretty fucking disgusting one.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Yeah, pretty gross Do you know how old you are?
Right now, you sick fuck, I amalso 17 in the photo, are you
not seeing?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Oh my God, so he's going to recover?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh, that's good she didn't kill him.
How did she find out?
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I wonder when she found out.
She found the photos in an oldemail that had been transferred
to his phone.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, I wonder when she found out that they were her.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It must have been relatively soon.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
It doesn't matter, it was after the stabbing.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It was after the stabbing.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
But was it like during the stabbing, where he
was like no, look at it again,look at it again.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
One last one Didn't take out the trash.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Juan and Lenora.
In a strange way, this, I thinkthis couple is going to last,
you know.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh my God, them talking about this when they're
70.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's going to be a funny story where all the kids
are uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, when all the grandkids are like what the fuck
are they telling the truth?
And then their parents are inthe kitchen like, yeah, that was
a true story.
They definitely did that.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, they're not so nice now, are they?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
still want to go to their house on the weekends well
, that lady that was telling meand ben that story thought it
was like a cute fun story.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
So it's like I guess I mean, hey, maybe it is a
Hawaiian thing you know, I'vehad a cousin, stab a cousin
fiery it was fun.
It was all in good fun, yeah Imean it's, it's.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's an interesting one because it's a, it's a
compliment and there's manycompliments in there yeah she
also thought that her husbandcould still.
He must look pretty good if shedidn't realize that that was
him younger yeah, he must haveaged fairly well, so maybe she
got lucky.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, it's weird because she noticed it was him,
but she didn't notice that itwas her.
Right and she also didn'tremember anything about the room
, the scene, the setting,nothing about that moment.
Right and I'm assuming becausethe time that they recorded
themselves fucking yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You would think she would recall that because back
in the day you'd have to set upa cam cord or you got a VHS tape
you got to pop in there.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
It'd be like honey.
We got to stop it.
The tape only lasts for 30minutes.
I got to flip the tape around.
Oh yeah, the husband says thatSure hey there's a lot of guys
with impotence issues, akalongevity.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Okay, sure, yeah, that's pretty weird.
Imagine if I was going into mypartner's house.
I pass by a mirror and I'm likewho's this?
Pretty bitch.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who's this fucking bitch Every day?
It's just like that TV show NotCrossing Over, the one where
you wake up as somebodydifferent every day.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
I don't know yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Quantum Leap, quantum Leap.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Quantum Leap?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Quantum Leap.
Every episode, every time youwake up, you're somebody new.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I never saw that episode.
Is that what that shit is about?
Yeah, that's what everyepisode's about.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Wow, yeah, one time he woke up as someone with down
syndrome and I had thatbullwinkle shirt on the other
day so he was piled.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, if you're not knowing what we're talking about
, look up bullwinkle, quantumleap also yeah, bullwinkle,
that's the end, yeah it's notthe down syndrome.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah, also, uh-huh speaking of technology, um, why
is this down syndrome thing?
I love people with downsyndrome, by the way, just just
to clarify that.
But why are they doing thiswhole sex thing with people?
So they're putting Downsyndrome faces on like really
sexy gals.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Oh, that's a big thing Is that really like a
filter thing that's happening.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
It's a filter thing.
Yeah, is that on?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Instagram or is it on TikTok Like?
Where's the filter available?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Both yeah, and I'm just like I don't know what's
going on what is that about?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
because I thought originally it took me like I had
to.
I read all the comments atfirst.
I didn't believe it was afilter.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I was like, don't be mean, this little lady seems to
work out, yeah it's a girl witha slamming body and then
obviously has the face ofsomeone with down syndrome yeah
and that's gonna get clicks.
People are just like it's thesame joke all the time and
people just like if she's down,I'm down right, yeah, it's
always that joke, it's alwaysthat joke.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
But yeah, that's kind of a, it's kind of a strange
thing what's the?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
yeah, I don't really get what the point I don't know
what the end game is, but theycertainly get their subscriber
count up yeah yeah, that's weird, I don't know.
Yeah, I just don't know butthen there's's the first woman
with Down syndrome who became aVictoria's Secret model, and
she's actually very attractive.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
She is very attractive.
I know exactly what you'retalking about.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's a different world out there.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Alright, what do you think about graveyard sex?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Um cute.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, apparently it's illegal.
What when In Florida?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Well, if you're doing it on a gravestone.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, this couple, Joseph Luke Brown and Stephanie
K Wegman.
He's only 38.
She's 46.
They were banging on gravesitenumber 43.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Well, yeah, maybe directly on top of the person.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, they do look like they were voted most likely
to fuck in a graveyard for surethey already look kind of dead.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah yeah, she definitely has dead eyes and he
looks like he has no idea how hegot there.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Well, yeah, he's definitely.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Well, he's got the keys.
He works there.
Oh yeah, he's one of thecorpses.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So they said the cops are also like hey, you can't
fuck on this graveyard.
You're going to get cursed andif the semen goes on the ground
you're going to wake him.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, you're going to ferment the dead body.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Exactly, and then they're going to come back to
the grave, and we've seen whathappens there.
That's how that works.
So they also foundmethamphetamine, xanax and
Oxycontin.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Oh, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Shocker.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, that's what she was getting.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, so apparently cops, they.
They were driving by thegraveyard, they were doing
graveyard shift and, uh, theysaw a white nissan but no one
was in it.
It was called it's and thecemetery they were at.
You know what?
It's called wild cow prairie.
Oh wow, if you married, if youburied my grandma in wild car
(38:03):
cow prairie, she would fuckingkill you if you fuck someone I
know in wild cow prairie that'salso something that's not very
nice but what if your grandmaloved cows?
My grandma did not.
My grandma had a disdain forall animals.
Yeah, my German grandma was thenice one.
Yeah, she had a disdain forthings too, but different than
(38:24):
my American grandma.
So apparently there was a bunchof graves and then they were
having sex on one and then theyidentified them and they thought
at first they were graverobbers.
But they're not grave robbers,they're great fuckers.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Yep.
So Wegman was arrested onmultiple drug charges and booked
in the county jail, where sheis being held without bond.
And then Brown was transportedfrom the cemetery to a local
hospital because he had apreexisting leg injury.
Uh, they speaking Because hehad a pre-existing leg injury.
Speaking of health care.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, they're like.
Oh, by the way, did you knowthat you have a spider vein
that's getting infected?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
Yeah, Can you imagine following a guy high on meth?
That's like limping in agraveyard, Like I'm going to
fuck that guy.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, yeah, Goddamn look at that platypus looking
motherfucker right there.
Looks like a cryptid, but Ijust love that that.
Yeah, the cops are like sir,you have a pre-existing injury.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
we have to get you to the doctor right now.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
We have to tend this, sir yeah, and then apparently
after that, a warrant's going tobe sought for brown yeah, but
they don't know what they'regoing to charge him with, so
maybe this saved his life howabout public indecency?
At the wild cow prairiecemetery wild.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.
I mean okay, well, I mean thisis different.
But I once went on the cutestlittle goth date in Hollywood
Cemetery because you know theyshow movies there and stuff.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yes, I performed there many times.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Yes, yes, and we saw the Addams Family and we walked
around and looked at some of thegravesites and then we had a
little kiss and it was so cute.
We're like look at us kissingin a graveyard.
It's all goffy.
Who'd you kiss by who'd I?
No one, no one in particular.
Oh no celeb yeah, no.
Celeb, no, it was.
We were just having fun in thein the macabre vibes I saw this
thing on marilyn monroe.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
She's buried in a mausoleum which is the apartment
complex for corpses yeah, yeahand the guy on top of her was
like he bought it.
Like before she died, like whenshe died, he bought it.
Bury me face down.
That's what he did.
What?
Yeah, basically, he's like Iwant to be above maryland for
all of my days.
And she's like can you leavethis?
Just leave this woman alone.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh my god, you kidding me.
You can't even die in thiscountry.
You can't even die withoutgetting harassed in this country
and the one in hollywoodcemetery.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's always leaking.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
That's insane.
Have you seen that?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No, it like leaks this brown substance Like it's
nasty oh my, that's pretty gross.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Yeah, I don't wanna.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
I don't know where I want my body to go, but I don't
wanna be in the apartmentcomplex.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
That's what I'm saying.
Just burn me to a crisp right.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Fly away the ashes.
So no one can.
No one can try to attack.
Attack my body, yeah, or justhave sex on it.
Yeah, don't do that I feel likeif I pass on, even if I entered
, like the pearly gates, there'sstill going to be someone on
the side being like hey, yo, mom.
Oh yeah, and I'm like come on,are you kidding, even here?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well, they're on the outside.
They didn't get in.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
No they're on the outside, they when they just
constantly catcall, but never.
But they never make any movesabout it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
It must work at some point.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Oh, it does work at some point.
I know friends who it's workedon and shame on you, shame on
you all.
Well, they're part of theproblem.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yes, mm-hmm, all right.
Well, brown, he has anextensive criminal history, not
just a pre-existing condition.
He's got battery, domesticviolence, larceny, reckless
driving, meth possession, dui,possession of drug,
paraphernalia and then a judgedescribed him as quote a
habitual felony offender.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
That sounds like many pre-existing conditions.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
And no word how he injured his leg.
I do love it must have been badfor cops to care.
I mean, cops don't give a fuck,cops don't fucking care.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
So it must have been like for cops to care.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I mean cops don't give a fuck, cops don't fucking
care.
So it must have been like, doyou?
Speaker 2 (41:53):
know you're bleeding?
Do you know you're bleedingdown your leg?
What's that?
Is that a puncture wound from aneedle?
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yep, he's apparently living in a mobile home that he
purchased last year by hisparents.
Bought him a mobile home.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, that's nice.
Well, that's nice.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
I guess.
I guess, I mean, he still getslaid, he still gets laid.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
At the Wild Cow Prairie.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
At the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
It's getting nuts.
I mean hey, Don't do it onbodies.
Just take a cute little picnicblanket, have your fun little
rituals, say goodbye to yourrelatives or say hello to your
relatives, whatever you want todo, and then lean over a stone
or two and oh, and then havevery good graveyard sex.
But not on top of any of thebodies.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Okay, there was a bleeding tree in a cemetery in
Stevens Point, wisconsin.
We would go there duringHalloween.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
It was on its period.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Yes, it was a woman.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
It was a woman tree, it was a free bleeder.
And it would bleed.
Man, I saw half of this story,half of this show is just saying
I saw, but anyway, the pads aregetting bigger for women.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, the holes are getting bigger.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
No.
The pads, the tree pads, thebleed pads.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
The bleed pads.
Maybe we're bleeding at anexceedingly alarming amount.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Well, everyone in the comments section on that post
was like I'm a heavy bleeder.
I love that they were all happyabout it.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh no no, no, no, no, no.
I can't stand that.
I mean, it's just pain for me,I go through pain.
I go through insufferableamounts of pain.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I'm like it's not right that I go through this
much pain, like once a month.
So I nipped it in the bud.
I became a tree.
Oh, you are a beautiful tree.
I am speaking of beautiful.
Do we have any comments?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
we do, uh, we are seeing here.
Uh, they, everyone's mind isblown that the lady was jealous
of her younger self right.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Isn't that amazing.
She must have been super hot.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
I mean Lori.
It sounds like she has somehistory with stabbing people
because she said she didn't wanthim dead anyways, or she would
have gone for the torso or hisgroin.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
That's so true.
It's very interesting to learnthat she only got him in the
arms and legs.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh, you're going to live through this motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Stabs in the hand.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
We're still married, by the way.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
This isn't a divorce, by the way, Juan, You're not
escaping this buddy.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's going to kill.
Oh, poor guy.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
You can live without your pinky toe.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yeah, At this point I think they're just made for
each other.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
She's all stabbed up full of scars and apparently
very in love with her.
I guess so it's kind of a sweetstory.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Maybe while he was getting stabbed.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
He was always like this is just like the first time
I met you.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
He's like I'm falling in love all over again.
Remember when we made that sextape and then we made a snuff
film where you stabbed me abunch.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah Cool.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Alright, thank you for that comment.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, Vanessa is very concerned.
She said Ben, in all caps, youknow you can't save them.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh, I know, I am aware, I am aware you can't save
everyone.
I'm just trying to save myself,yeah, and my career, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Anyone yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Anyone.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Lori said, just to put it out there, I've never
stabbed anyone in real life,just in my head.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh, that's 30 times a day of course, 30 times a day.
How many people?
How many?
How many people if you could,if you could just snap your
fingers and just be like you'regone?
Yeah, how many people do youthink you'd kill a year?
Speaker 3 (45:24):
a year, recurring year.
Uh, I think I would get all ofmy uh enemies out in like five
tries and then that's it.
I think I'd be good, oh, justfive.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
I would want to yeah, I got some people that could go
.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I would want to relocate them.
I wouldn't want to, like, killthem.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
No, they just disappear.
What to like?
Mars or Venus, or-.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Like what am I PETA?
Speaker 1 (45:45):
I'm not here to euthanize them.
I fattest part of the country.
Take them over to beautifulTexas.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
You know where they can eat.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
well, yeah, they can eat amazingly.
All right, anything else, Ithink that's about it.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
That's about it Anyone with Baba Vega?
Yeah, they, they don't believeher.
They're saying always trust ablind woman.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
That's very true.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I'm never going to forget about that list.
I'm actually going to printthat out and put that on the
ceiling of my wall to help myinsomnia.
I need something to feelhopeless about at nighttime
right now.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
That seems good.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Vanessa feels better when she watches my 600-lb Life.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, until you're eating the same thing they are,
and then you look down at yourplate and you look down at your
gut and you're like motherfucker, where's that doctor?
Shit, yeah, All right.
Well, thank you all so much forlistening.
We'll be back Thursday andFriday.
Tomorrow, a brand new Death andEntertainment comes out.
It's about Kimbo Slice.
So if you don't know who he is.
(46:44):
You're going to learn a lot andit's a very interesting story,
yeah, so thank you all so muchfor listening.
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