April 3, 2025 • 35 mins
Ever wondered what happens when a mayor sends an explicit video to the wrong person? Or why aging punk rockers think public flatulence is rebellious? The OK Bud crew tackles these bizarre real-world scenarios with their signature blend of humor and candid commentary.
We kick things off with some heated listener feedback about movie theater etiquette that has Jerry defending her position against a passionate dog walker who stopped mid-walk just to email us. The great phone-checking debate rages on, with surprising allies forming on both sides of the aisle.
As we pay tribute to the recently departed Val Kilmer, we examine how quickly the media pivoted to negative stories about his on-set behavior, while sharing personal encounters that reveal a different side to the iconic actor. Kyle's surprising anecdote about meeting Kilmer post-cancer diagnosis offers a rare glimpse into the man behind the headlines.
The conversation takes several unexpected turns as we explore the strange case of the Gilgo Beach serial killer trial where prosecutors used Jurassic Park to explain DNA evidence, Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones's juvenile habit of testing people's "coolness" by farting near them (including Lisa Marie Presley), and a North Dakota mayor's career-ending text message mistake.
Between discussions about the science of smelling flatulence and the unspoken rules of digital intimate content, we deliver uncomfortable truths wrapped in laughter. Whether you're nodding in agreement or shouting at your speakers, this episode will make your commute fly by faster than a mayor's political career after sending the wrong video.
Have thoughts about our takes? Email us at okbudpod@gmail.com or support the show at patreon.com/okbud where you can join our growing community of listeners who aren't afraid to tell us when we're wrong.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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survive, or woman Heroin Thingsa man Can Survive or Woman.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
He just survived heroin.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Nope Blood clots.
Oh worse, he had a blood clotComplete opposite.
I think, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, that really sucks .
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Everyone knows, heroin thins the blood, yeah,
and it makes you skinny.
It makes you good at music,makes you feel real good yeah,
but he had blood clots, whichmakes you chunky and good at
eating.
So I'm happy you're doing well,jeff.
If you want to shoot us anemail, okbudpod at gmailcom.
Share pictures of pets,whatever you want to.
(01:13):
If you want to make a commenton an episode, please feel free,
and that is where we're goingto start today's episode.
A couple of shows ago, we werediscussing movie theater
etiquette oh, yes, and a lot ofpeople became quite um
ridiculous
Speaker 3 (01:33):
no, oh, people are coming for you, jerry, for the
first time.
That's fine, you're problematicI can take it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Tell me something I don't know I am going to say
there was some small I'm goingto call it righteous indignation
.
Yes, and it's from Ariel.
So, ariel, thank you so much.
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ariel.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ariel says they're a dog walker, listens to the pod
every day.
Had to stop mid-walk Whoa Toemail the show because of the
horrendous opinions of one.
She says I go to the movies atleast once a week.
You stopped walking your dogfor this.
For this, to shoot this emailoff.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, red flag one.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So her dog is just looking at her and being like oh
, you still walked on.
She's like no, I'm fuckingemailing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
She's like no, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did she say she wanted to text in the movie
theaters?
Bark Bark.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, she did.
Okay, oh well, in that caseI'll sit right the fuck down.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm just going to go smell this tree, then I'm going
to go smell this tree, Okay.
So she says I completely agreewith Ben and Kyle.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, we've got one Finally.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Finally, we've won against this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Straight white men win again, we've won against
this woman.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Straight white men win again.
Okay, again, straight white men, that's like one Jerry's got
like 27.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm aware I hang out with a lot of not white people
and they don't like us.
Yeah, the movies are for nodistraction.
She says it does not matter howbright the scene is or how
quiet you think you are.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're ruining the movie, that's right, you're
ruining the fucking movie.
If you're so interested in themovie, why is like?
Why am I me off of theperipheral like?
Why am I distracting you ifyou're so into the movie?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh wow, Now you're blaming them.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, yeah, like why is it my?
Little tiny phone and likebrightness on low and.
I don't have button sounds whenI press and I'm just doing my.
I just look down and do my ownlittle thing.
You could?
I don't know mind your business, ariel, you could just enjoy
the movie like you intended to.
I have no plans of stoppinganyone.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's unhinged you can't win.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You can't win against these Dominican women.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You guys are just really overreacting.
No, this is Ariel.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
This is Ariel.
She says I paid to have a darktheater with no distractions.
What did?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I pay for.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
If you pull your phone out, I take that as a
clear indicator that you onlythink about yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You stopped walking your dog to write this email.
So who's the selfish?
Please stop Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I will say she makes a good point here, along
with all the other good points.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
She says if you want to be on your phone sit in the
back row.
Yeah, that's actually a goodpoint.
Actually, yeah, and I alwayssit somewhere in like the middle
back row.
I kind of like it back there.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, yeah, but she does love us, don't matter.
She still loves the show.
I still love you too, ariel.
I'm sorry, I yelled.
And then she shared a pictureof her beautiful dog named
Travis, who I don't like thatname because it's attached to a
person.
That's a total scumbag.
His name is Travis, but that isa cute dog.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like Travis Barker.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We'll go with Travis Barker.
Travis Bark Barker.
That's hilarious I didn't Okaytruce.
So thank you, ariel, oh, truceTruce, ariel Truce.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, unless I see you at the movies.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That's as good as you're going to get it.
I never heard you truce before.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I get forced to once in a blue.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right.
Also, Val Kilmer has died.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I know RIP Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That is really sad.
I can't believe it to see.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And it was weird because apparently nobody liked
him.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Back when he was younger, he didn't have the best
reputation in Hollywood, butthey didn't even let him die.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He wasn't even cold yet.
And then the New York PostGrant, it's the New York Post,
so they're going to be trashright.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They did go really quick on that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, there were.
Like Joel Schumacher said hewas the most pretentious actor
he's ever worked with.
It's like leave the guy thefuck alone.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And that was in like Batman Forever.
Yes.
It's like Schumacher, youruined that anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But there is one defender, and it's really the
only defender.
You need Machete himself.
Danny Trejo Ooh, he has comeout and said no, he wasn't an
asshole, he was a perfectionist.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, asshole, he was a perfectionist, right yes, and
he wanted to get the shit rightand he worked with val kilmer in
the movie heat, so he wantedthe performances to be high.
He wanted high, goodperformances, yeah, and he just
wanted the movies to succeed.
So he says leave the guy aloneand plus he's already.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
he's been through so much the last couple years since
he's been diagnosed with throatcancer.
I met him a few timespost-cancer.
Yeah, Wow, I have a fun storythat I won't name where's and
when's, but at one point ValKilmer put he had a sip of my
daiquiri.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Through the hole in his neck.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Through the hole in his tummy, whoa.
He did yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
just steal it and was just like he was like he wants
his back.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, you can keep it, Bill he was like hey, can I have
some hat Watch this?
And he took a one of his likeclean syringes.
Oh, that's fun, and and he put,and he dipped it oh my.
God.
Anyway, he was like a sweetgrandpa all the times that I've
met him, but because I met himin like the later years, in the
(06:48):
last couple of years, yeah, sobecause my roommate used to work
for him.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No shit.
Well, rip Val Kilmer.
Thank you for what you've donefor the theater and the movie
world, and many of those filmswill hold up for all of time,
including Tombstone.
It's one of the most famouslines of all time I want to see
val kilmer umbilical chug ofdaiquiri.
I know I'm like jealous, nevermind my own I can't, I couldn't
(07:15):
believe that happened wow, maybehe's got a little guado in
there, like a little recall belike more dangering I felt bad
because he quickly did not feelgood afterwards.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh, he got all drunk.
No, he just like yeah, hequickly did not feel good
afterwards.
Oh, he got all drunk.
He just didn't feel wellafterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Was it an alcoholic dagger?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
His assistant was like Val's going to go back to
his room now.
He's not feeling so well.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh my God, I was like oh, no, I shouldn't have let
him do that you killed him.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You killed him?
Was this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
God.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It wasn't last week, them that was just yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh my god, okay, pneumonia got him oh so sad
dying like you're on the oregontrail.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Rest in peace absolutely, it's a treasured
memory.
Yeah, okay, speaking of deaths,we have a small update and this
story is just straight.
So we talked about virginiagoofery, obviously the victim of
sex trafficking, when it cameto Jeffrey Epstein, and we will
always have empathy for her onthat front.
She was hit by a bus and givenfour days to live.
However, it's been about fourdays now and she's not dead.
(08:18):
She also has a restrainingorder in Perth where she's not
allowed to contact herex-husband or her children.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What so?
That's why her post was hertalking to her kids.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, and that's why she's like I wanted to just see
my kids one more time.
And it's like, can't they justgo to the hospital and see you?
And it's like, no, becausethere's a restraining order.
So all of that stuff is nowbeing brought to the forefront
and, again, no excuse for whathappened to her.
It seems as if it destabilizedher entire life.
What occurred to her as a teen?
And perhaps she's having adifficult time with
relationships, which I wouldunderstand.
(08:52):
Yeah, when you're raped by aprince and then he just goes on
to continue to be a prince, andthen Jeffrey Epstein is just
hanging out with Bill Gates andyou're like, hey, what about all
that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, I about all that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I mean understand, yeah and even to
like a smaller degree of, if itwasn't anyone um of power, but
for some reason they always are.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
They always are like to some level of a higher power
over you, because those are theones like to take advantage
jean-claude van damme just gotwrapped up too.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What?
Yeah, they say he banged uhfive people that he knew were
traffic.
Somebody gave him five women asa gift.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Jesus Christ, and then.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Jean-Claude was just like oh okay.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It does sound a little bit right up his alley,
doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Blood sport baby.
Right Want to see me do thesplits who knows?
Oh my God, yeah, anytime you'rehanded human beings as a gift,
you're like am I a Saudi king?
Right?
You're like, am I a Saudi king?
Anyway, so she separated fromher husband of more than 20
years recently, and then, ofcourse, she didn't get custody
of the kids, which is quiteuncommon, because I would assume
(09:56):
in Australia it's similar tohere, where the benefit of the
doubt kind of goes to the womanfor societal reasons when it
comes to taking care of thechildren.
She is still alive, and now allthis other stuff is coming out.
Also, the police didn't reallyhave a report on the accident.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Where are the cars?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Where's the evidence?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, a spokeswoman for Jufri said that she
mistakenly shared the grim postto her public Instagram instead
of her private Facebook page,which I think we've covered.
But anyway, so that storycontinues to go on and we hope
that she lives and hopeeverything ends more peaceful
than it began.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, and maybe give her a break Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, well, that's what the bus driver needed to do
.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well, it gave her a few breaks.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, I'm talking pump the brakes, pumping the brakes,
hitting the brakes.
You got to be more specificwith your wishes, not breaking
the bones.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes, absolutely man, those freaking crazy school bus
drivers.
Crazy school bus drivers.
They get drug tested to makesure they're on them.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, what was it that you said that bus drivers
should always be on Some kind ofan upper right?
I mean, they have to deal withkids all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh, I mean, I think a solid crystal meth would be
stopping going, stopping going.
There's your house.
Okay, that's your house now.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like an Adderall or something.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Something that keeps your focus.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, while the kids are all like screaming in Like
one kid is like tugging on yourshirt.
Oh she's fucking horrible, Justblowing little little paper
balls of spit right into themirror.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What a goddamn prison .
This is awful.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Bullying happening in the back.
I used to hate it, so much.
It was awful I hated sittingnext to all those girls.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They're so mean.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They were so mean.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You just got to sit there and take it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
God, I used to.
I used to when I really gotinto Avril Lavigne.
I wore a tie once to school.
Oh, with a tank top With like awhite shirt over it, and then,
like the whole, these girls onthe bus were like wow, that's a
cool tie, it's so cute.
No, really it is.
Don't ignore my friend that'slaughing.
She's stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm going to cry.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Wow, yeah, no, I was like I just want to go home.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Trying to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Actually, I'm going to turn this into a noose.
Can you just hold this, Please?
God, yeah, my bus drivergrowing up just loved Ross Perot
, so she was always handing outRoss Perot stuff.
So I learned a lot.
He didn't get one electoralcollege vote, but he got 19
million voters.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's really really really important which?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
is bad, all right.
Another got 19 million voters.
That's really, really, reallyimportant.
Support him, which is bad, allright.
Another update the Gilgo Beachkiller.
The prosecution apparentlywe're still arguing about like
is DNA real?
Yeah, I thought we were donewith this.
Is DNA real?
Yes, so the prosecution inorder to prove that, yes, indeed
(12:44):
, dna is an indicator of who mayhave been at the scene of a
crime.
Prosecutors played a clip fromJurassic Park at the hearing in
what is being called an unusualmove to defend their DNA
evidence.
Oh, that's great.
They went back to, isn't thatfrom like 94?
Yeah, I think 93.
(13:05):
If you're the juror, you'relike what is it?
Is it substitute teacher day?
You're just going to play amovie.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What's happening, Right?
So the scene from the flick?
It was to make the argumentthat the nuclear DNA that's air
quotes, nuclear DNA testing thatlinked the killer to six of the
seven slain workers waslegitimate, as his attorneys
pushed to have the evidencetossed out as junk science.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Why?
But why did it take like amovie scene to like convey this?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I have no idea.
Maybe like an expert would havebeen good yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
He's like.
He's like okay, I feel likeyou're going to understand this
through the art of memes.
Good, yeah, he's like okay, Ifeel like you're going to
understand this through the artof memes.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
The prosecution should have came back with
another clip from it.
When they're trying to breakinto the computer and it's just
going uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right.
Oh, we're going to do a moviewar thing now.
Well, you're going to love thisscene from Neverending Story.
Why we just want them to cry.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We just want.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
the so prosecutors played a clip for the judge from
the popular film franchiseshowing how scientists extracted
dinosaur DNA from a mosquitoand then that was preserved
inside of the amber, as we knowwhy.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But wait, but wait, it's a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, and it's not anything close to what the fuck
we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You know how, like in Jurassic Park, they were able
to revive a dinosaur from theDNA inside, you know, like an
ember.
They did it in Jurassic Park,so we can apply it now in real
life.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You know juror number seven here.
I was actually going to thinkhe wasn't guilty, but then they
showed that Jurassic Park clipand I was like what?
the fuck man?
That's crazy DNA.
What the fuck?
Also, do you know?
Birds are cameras, oh Lord, sowell, that case continues and
we'll see At some point.
I am assuming he will be foundguilty.
(15:06):
The Harris Samples prosecutorssaid were positively matched to
Heuermann's wife and daughter.
Oh, using this nuclear DNAtesting which really paints a
picture of him like hugging hiswife, kissing her on the cheek,
hugging his daughter and justbeing like I'm going to rape and
murder.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Right, oh Well, apparently they were always like
away, like on vacation, when hedid it.
Like hey, you want to come.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He's like nah, I got too much work.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I got so much work or he'll join them afterwards,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I just got to finish up here at the office and I'll
be there tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Why are you covered in blood?
Good, oh God.
A lot of architecturing.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, so much architecturing.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Again, those murders were from 1993, all the way to
2011.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Remains the way to 2011.
Remains have still been,remains are still being bound.
Yeah, oh, it's fucking soinsane.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I can't believe he just flew right on under the
radar.
Yes, he did.
And now, hopefully, somejustice for these victims, and
if you are the victims families.
I mean it's like can we do alittle bit better, please, yeah,
yeah, then showing fuckingjurassic park clips to convey
science yeah maybe get ascientist.
Hey, we're going back what?
about a scientist yeah, whatabout a scientist?
(16:18):
What about the actor thatplayed the scientist?
Just get him in here.
What do we?
We're just so stupid.
Yeah, it's just insane.
Oh anyway, do you want to talkabout rock and roll a little bit
?
Oh yeah, sure, okay.
Do you guys know the band theSex Pistols?
Yeah, okay, so Steve Jones,apparently he's one of the
(16:38):
members of the Sex Pistols and Iwant to know.
So you know, sometimes peoplewho are like punk rock turned
out just to be like reallyannoying.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And they're like no, it's not annoying, it's kind of
cool, it's punk rock.
What Steve Jones likes to do isfart in front of people.
Okay, and he's 69 years old now.
He says I like to fart in frontof people.
That's a quote.
And he says you can tell ifsomeone's cool or not from their
reaction.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Why Are?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
they three years old.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, I don't know, and it's the least cool thing I
think a person can do it's justlike fart in front of people and
then smile about it likethey're real happy or just even
play it off casually like it'sokay that they just did that you
need to be ashamed.
I would be upset, I would shameyou.
I would be like hey, now comeon and sometimes, yeah, we're
(17:30):
biological beings.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Maybe something squeaks out, but then you say
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I did not mean to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you comment about howwhoa that's strong.
What did I eat?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, Sometimes I teach yoga and on the exhale
someone lets a little bit loose.
That's embarrassing, that wasme entire class like doesn't
know what to do, because you canhear, you can feel the energy
of like wanting to laugh, butthey're like no, no, I'm trying
to be zen and shit, I'm notgonna laugh it's hard not to,
because you're so sweaty.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And I went to sit on one of the foam bricks and like
crossed my legs and just oh, youdid that super loud, it echoed
everywhere and I thought peoplewould actually laugh, but people
were just kind of like, oh mygod yeah, no, and so I never
went back.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It awkward.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, it was me and a bunch of middle-aged women.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, exactly, exactly the middle-aged women.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I don't want to.
I'm trying to get away from myhusband.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I just feel like maybe yoga is not for you, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's not an exclusive club, but it does exclude you.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It doesn't feel like you're invited.
No, I don't ever no, it justseems like pick out the predator
.
Yeah, there he is, but it wasin boston and, like boston,
should not be legally allowed todo yoga and no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
The dude.
That all you fucking eat is goddamn irish food yeah, and the
dude that like ran the class hada super thick boston accent,
obviously, so he's like let'stap into your hot mudra.
It's like this is not relaxingfor anybody.
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, that is the worst accent for yoga ever.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh my God, Say another one.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like the lightning guard Tenekasa or something I
don't even fucking remember.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's hilarious, that sucks, yeah.
So this cool guy from the SexPistols?
He says I like to fart in frontof people.
You know if they're cool or not.
He says I farted in front ofLisa Marie Presley once.
Douchebag yes.
He says and this is the weirdthing they just met randomly.
This wasn't like in the greenroom or something.
She didn't go to a Sex pistolshow.
(19:28):
He says she was sitting outsidea Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Wow, creepy.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And I was going in and I just let one rip.
I'm a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I'd be more concerned if an older person just shit
their pants in front of me.
Ew, Are you okay?
I wouldn't be like ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes, presley, of course.
She died at the young age of 54, back in January of 2023.
And he says she had this lookon her face of disgust.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, because you just farted, on her.
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And then he says I just carried on walking into
Starbucks, Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
bad.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad.
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
If you're farting before your coffee, then there's
going to be a problem.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, for real, the juice is already loose.
There's a lot of not punk rockstuff going on here, yeah, going
into starbucks.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, naming being named steve jones.
True, yep, it is the older rockstars, the older punk stars.
They're just old yeah I knowfor a fact jerry from the
Misfits.
He just watches the GregGutfeld show every night with
his mother.
He loves my friend Kat.
That's all he does.
It's like, oh, these guys,they're rocking and rolling
forever.
It's like, no, they're watchingGutfeld.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's a strange world we live in.
People are allowed to havelayers.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
They are.
Jones admitted there'sdefinitely some truth in that it
wasn't outside in trucks,though it was on the stage that
came.
When it comes to drug use andthings like that, I believe yes.
In an interview, jones sharedseveral other antidotes about
his decades-long career, and itjust rumors that he stole
equipment from David Bowie in1973.
(21:09):
What a douche.
Yeah, he's stealing equipment,so he just sucks.
Yeah, he's like they stole itfrom trucks.
That's what I was talking about.
He said I played two nights andafter the first they left all
the gear up so they took it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
He's like what can I say?
Rock and roll, baby.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, rock and roll, thieving and farting Right.
They heard us coming and going.
Oh, the fart bandits were here.
Did the sex pistols performhere?
Smells like ass.
Anyway, I just don't thinkthat's very cool.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
No, not very cool at all.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
No, he thinks he's like.
What's his face?
The comedian Andy Kaufman.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, but Andy Kaufman, he wasn't playing with farts
per se.
No, yeah, but he's like hewasn't playing with farts per se
no yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But he's like people just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And also people.
But also people knew that AndyKaufman was like a comedian.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, right, right.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
It's like a random.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Leslie Nielsen, of course, of Naked Gun fame.
He would bring the fart, thefake fart machine.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, that was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It was super funny.
It was funny.
That's funny.
It was funny, it was funny.
I mean, everyone knows fartsounds are funny.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yes, the thing is it just grosses.
What grosses me out is the isokay, is what I just said before
is the loose juice in betweeneach ripple, in between the skin
that I think about and thegases that release and the smell
.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The late great Kevin Barnett.
He had a science mind and so hewould always think about things
in ways that I don't thinkabout them, and he hated the
farts, because if you smell afart, you are smelling fecal
matter.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, you're getting the poop particles in your mouth
.
That is poop, you see.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Exactly.
I like viscerally feel that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yes, it was in your body.
Now it's in my fucking mouthand nose.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yes, and it's straight from your asshole.
So it's like I would be like oh, it's just a fart.
He's like no, it's not a fart,that's shit.
Yeah, it's a micro level ofshit Micro poops.
Yeah, it's micro poops.
You're micro dosing, think it'sdisrespectful.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Unless sound effects.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Unless it's a sound effect.
But you know, even growing up alot of boys through the burping
and the farting we would beatthe shit out of each other, but
I don't recall ever doing like alot of fart stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think my mom, I think she conditioned
me pretty well into the likethat's gross.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It's like oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I remember one time because I would sleep with my I
wouldn't have sex with her, okay.
I would sleep in the bed withmy mom until I was like 10.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Why did you have to?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Because people are gross.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
And she would fart.
Oh yeah, she would fart a lotat night.
That would laugh Kind of laugh,Like Mom, you farted last night
.
She's like, well, maybe youshould sleep in your own room.
I'm like, well, maybe I'mscared, Maybe I'm fucking.
Dad's not home, is he?
Because he's working on thetruck driver.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Maybe she was trying to fart you out of the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, well, you're not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mom, that's exactly what she was trying to do.
I used to treat you like anapartment complex, you ain't Not
to your room Farts, don't scareme, mom.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm over it now, man.
Now I like it now.
Oh, that'd be bad.
It's Mommy, and some peoplereally do like it.
That's the one thing where it'slike, because I like the, you
know, I'll just tell you rightnow I'll look at a butthole,
I'll look at a butthole, butthen sometimes they start doing
the farts.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And I'm like these are no, we have to separate that
yeah, yeah, because I don't, Idon't.
I don't understand that one.
There are people who pay for it.
Yes, there are people that payfor doing the stuff, and there
are people that will pay for youto like for them to specify
what they want your last meal tobe before you come in and do
the deed on their person likedeath row, wow, yeah like, yeah,
they'll be.
like, oh, just eat a bunch,bunch of like Indian food and
like curry the night before andthen you wake up in the next
(24:57):
morning you pop a littlelaxative to get everything nice
and going All right?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I guess that makes sense.
Well, speaking of sex, let's goon to sex and politics.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They go hand in hand.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
They really do and everyone loves to think about
sex with the hot politicalfigures we have Yep.
A mayor of a small North Dakotacity, he had to resign.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Why.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He texted a city attorney a video of him
masturbating on his lunch break.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, Wow, come on, dude, isn't?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
that something.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, it's just so annoying.
You think people are on theseawesome positions and they seem
like a good person and then, bamdamn it, he sent me a dick pic
too.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
God damn it.
It reminds me of Jeffrey Toobinfrom CNN.
He was on a Zoom call and thenhe thought that the Zoom call
ended.
He just immediately startedjerking off these guys.
It's the older guys that justyou can't, it's, it's your lunch
break, yeah what's going on?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
they just, they gotta keep things.
Uh, go, go in I can.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I can almost understand that, though, like
there was a gamer that actuallygot canceled because he was a
youtuber and he didn't realizehe already clicked go live and
he was sitting there just going,oh my god.
And then he's just like oh, oh,oh, and then was like I wasn't
doing anything.
I wasn't doing anything, holyshit.
That I can understand, but whenyou're jerking off and you're
(26:20):
just like, I can't keep this tomyself.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
People need to see this I was playing the new crash
band or come yes oh god, that'sembarrassing, it's horrible
much self-confidence in thatidea of recording yourself and
then being like oh man, not onlydoes someone have to see this,
they're going to love it.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
At noon.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Why?
Why?
So?
He's now the former mayor ofMinnow, North Dakota.
His name is Tim Ross.
He pulled himself out of officeon Wednesday after a short
sexual harassment investigation.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Pulled himself out.
All right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
That's the guy right there.
Tim Ross Got bald head.
Kind of looks like one of thoseGuess who characters.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh, shit Got some glasses.
He looks exactly like one ofthe guys?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, he says.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I do take Put that down really quick.
He said I do takeresponsibility for this mistake.
I tried to immediately correctit and I was unable.
The decision which I don't knowwhat that means oh.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
So that means, he said he sent it to the wrong
person.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You think that means that yes, probably because he
sent it to a city council memberwhich?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
did he?
Did he say?
Did he say that?
Did the other person like?
Yeah, maybe he thought he wascatching vibes being like, hmm,
I might have a shot If it wasliterally like oh my God, that
was literally supposed to go tomy mouth.
I'm so, so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
He says he was going to send the video.
Quote.
This is the quote.
He wanted to send the sexyvideo to his girlfriend.
Oh no, because every girl likesto watch a guy.
Just jerk their fucking cockoff.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh my God, especially when they look like that.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So he says the decision I made falls in line
with all my work on behalf ofthe city of Mano.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's insane.
That is kind of unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It is a little sad, he says.
I put my heart and soul intothis community.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh my God, he puts a lot of stuff everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
He was talking to the city attorney about a police
officer's suicide just minutesbefore she received the video.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh so that whole time he's rock hard just be like
can't wait seriously what getshim up?
Well, no, I mean they don'thave to be in the middle of the
conversation.
It could just be like what'spreviously like up in the scroll
oh, that's, true you know youthink you should be like, oh, so
then did they, did we get thedetermination back from the
autopsy?
And they're like, yeah, itlooks like strangulation.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
And then just then he's strangling his yes, well,
that's kind of what he wassaying.
So he told stalhom, this is the, this is the person he sent the
video to, unwillingly uh, theysay.
Or he said I was trying to sendthat video to my girlfriend.
Let's just delete the smut andkeep the entire incident between
us.
Oh no, that sucks.
(28:58):
But then they were like ispolitics in Minot, north Dakota.
This is probably the biggestscandal in the history, other
than that one time the lastmayor licked the asshole of a
possum.
Oh, no who knows North Dakota,buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
It's just, it sucks.
He accidentally sent it toStephanie.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
He meant to send it to his girl, hefany, it's
probably accurate.
Oh man, yeah, but thisStahlheim.
They filed an officialharassment report two weeks
later, which you know.
He must have been stressedthose two weeks, yeah.
And then this guy has got allthe power.
This chick has all the power.
Yeah, it was an accident,asking for a formal apology and
(29:39):
requesting that he considerresigning.
So he said I'm done, I can't dothis anymore.
The investigation found thatRoss directly calls Stahlheim's
inability to work in anenvironment free from
unreasonable sexual harassmentand created an offensive work
environment.
So he's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, yeah, it would be a little bit of an
awkward time from then on, likeI've seen that guy's dick,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, I guess you never really go back from that.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, and not to mention if she didn't do
anything, and then he could havepressed on and been weird about
it.
I don't know if he'd showedsigns of it beforehand.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
No, by American political standards.
I mean, Anthony Weiner isrunning for mayor again.
He's a registered sex offender.
Yeah, he literally can't benear schools and he's like I can
run them.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, I can't be in schools, but I could run them.
He can't even hold rallies atthe high school gymnasium, can't
do it, wow.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Literally Can't be near parks.
That's wild.
The next best hope and he'sprobably going to win is Andrew
Cuomo, which is just amazing.
Wow, what a world we live in.
What a world so this guyactually had some humility.
He's like I'm sorry it wastechnically, and meet me on
girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, this should be an iPhone commercial because
with the new update you canunsend before someone sees it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
How long do you have for unsending?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Until they see it so like if you send it Until they
see it yeah.
And it could just be sittingthere like, oh, you got a video.
And then it's like oh, userunsent a message.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
And then you're just like wow.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
But we still can't edit our tweets.
Yeah, nope.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
We can, we can.
I can drunk text my ex and then, if I wake up first the next
morning, I can just delete thatshit yes absolutely.
Oh my God, that would have comein handy.
So much, yeah, that might haveactually saved a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It would have saved me some.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Fuck it.
Fuck it Well, if you guys don'teven know that you both have
iPhones.
He certainly didn't know that.
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean, I don't feel myself jerking off, I don't
think that it's.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Back in the day, maybe when I was a little bit
more attractive, my dong lookedbigger because it wasn't so
fucking fat.
What the fuck.
But whatever, All right.
Do we have any comments fromthe chat, Please?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
God Lori said don't drag the opossums into it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I didn't drag the opossum into it, I just A little
bit did.
Well, I was just assuming.
In North Dakota there's somemayor who was like, if I lick
the possum's ass and it tastesgood, we're going to have four
more weeks of summer.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yes, chris G is saying maybe he was hot wife
fishing.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh could be, oh, hot wifing.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yep, email us if you're into the hot wife thing.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a little bit different than cocking because
again you are paying the pornstars to come and rail your wife
.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
A little different.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Could be, could be a fantasy.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Could be.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Bob is saying, android users will continue to
live with regret and shame.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, as you should.
As well you should, you greenbubbled bastards.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
But they say the Android is actually a tougher
phone to use so you have to besmarter to use it.
Yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That also makes sense .
Yeah, there's a lot of thingsthat it's really good for.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, people are clamoring for more Boston yoga.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh, no, who needs file?
I need more Boston.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'll come back with some more terms we gotta get a
whole list of terms, becausethat really got me relaxed and
nervous at the same time.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I should do a Boston Yoga ASMR you really should.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I can't yeah wow.
Boston clear the chakrasalright, anything else before we
wrap it up.
Vanessa was calling a jerk offvideo a motion dick pic.
Okay, you're the chakras.
Yes, indeed, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Anything else before we wrap it up.
Vanessa was calling a jerk-offvideo a motion dick pic.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, and has it ever worked?
Has anybody ever?
It's okbudpod at gmailcom.
Has anyone ever been sent adick pic and it worked has?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
it ever worked on you .
What is it supposed?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What has worked.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Do women get?
Jerry, you're in women.
Do women ever get aroused justlooking at a hard penis?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
No, only when it fits into the context between the
conversation you're currentlyhaving and the relationship you
currently have with that person.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Not a cold call, cold cock.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, cold cock.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
No cold cock.
Even if you guys are together,they'll be like that's fucking
weird.
It's 1 30 pm.
Why the fuck are you sending mea picture of your dick, like
right, uh.
But if you guys are like doingcotton heavy, like cute stuff,
you've been getting along.
You have a rapport going andit's like hey, I'd love to see a
pig, I'd love to send a pigback this.
Yeah, then you can be like oh,wow, well, okay, let's see what
he's working with understood.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
yeah, yeah, so I had a dick pic go wrong, but not for
any reasons that you wouldnormally think of it was such a
female thing.
So this is me Such a femalething.
Yes, so Kaya Tola has spokenagain.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Here we go Whoa Kaya, tola, kaya, tola clock.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So me and this girl were dating, right?
She moves out.
Does she know you were dating?
We break up did?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
she know you broke up after we broke up.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, she's the one that made the decision.
I was always the person thatgot broke up with, because I'm
just always like I will staywith you and we will be
miserable together boston yeah,yep, that's family, family for
you so she moves out and then Imove out of that place.
But she was, we were talking andshe was like, send me a picture
.
And so I sent her a picture andit was in the apartment.
But she had realized in thebackground that all of her stuff
(34:52):
was not in the apartment.
So she's like who the fuck didyou send this to?
Because all my shit's gone?
This is after I was gone.
So who was this for?
Oh shit, she got mad becauseher decorations weren't there.
So she knew I sent it tosomebody else previously, but it
was a good shot I don't evenknow how she knew that.
I don't because her thingsweren't like hanging up on the
wall anymore, because she hadalready moved out before me yeah
, but it was a fresh pic no, itwas a pic yeah, because she
(35:16):
realized I took the pictureafter she moved out and I wasn't
living in that apartmentanymore.
Oh so she's like who the fuckdid you send this?
To, because all my shit is offthe wall she's sherlock holmes.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, she did.
She's like I did.
I deduce all of these thingsare wrong and I can tell that
the time zone was this.
And then his jeans were draggeddown.
You can see the creases on them.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
She really?
Yeah, oh Lord, Beautiful mind.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't stand a fucking chance.
All right, everyone.
Thank you all so much forlistening to this episode.
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Oh worse, he had a blood clotComplete opposite.
I think, that's terrible.
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and that is where we're goingto start today's episode.
A couple of shows ago, we werediscussing movie theater
etiquette oh, yes, and a lot ofpeople became quite um
ridiculous
Speaker 3 (01:33):
no, oh, people are coming for you, jerry, for the
first time.
That's fine, you're problematicI can take it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Tell me something I don't know I am going to say
there was some small I'm goingto call it righteous indignation
.
Yes, and it's from Ariel.
So, ariel, thank you so much.
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Ariel.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ariel says they're a dog walker, listens to the pod
every day.
Had to stop mid-walk Whoa Toemail the show because of the
horrendous opinions of one.
She says I go to the movies atleast once a week.
You stopped walking your dogfor this.
For this, to shoot this emailoff.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, red flag one.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So her dog is just looking at her and being like oh
, you still walked on.
She's like no, I'm fuckingemailing.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
She's like no, wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did she say she wanted to text in the movie
theaters?
Bark Bark.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yes, she did.
Okay, oh well, in that caseI'll sit right the fuck down.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm just going to go smell this tree, then I'm going
to go smell this tree, Okay.
So she says I completely agreewith Ben and Kyle.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, we've got one Finally.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Finally, we've won against this woman.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Straight white men win again, we've won against
this woman.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Straight white men win again.
Okay, again, straight white men, that's like one Jerry's got
like 27.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm aware I hang out with a lot of not white people
and they don't like us.
Yeah, the movies are for nodistraction.
She says it does not matter howbright the scene is or how
quiet you think you are.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're ruining the movie, that's right, you're
ruining the fucking movie.
If you're so interested in themovie, why is like?
Why am I me off of theperipheral like?
Why am I distracting you ifyou're so into the movie?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh wow, Now you're blaming them.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, yeah, like why is it my?
Little tiny phone and likebrightness on low and.
I don't have button sounds whenI press and I'm just doing my.
I just look down and do my ownlittle thing.
You could?
I don't know mind your business, ariel, you could just enjoy
the movie like you intended to.
I have no plans of stoppinganyone.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's unhinged you can't win.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
You can't win against these Dominican women.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You guys are just really overreacting.
No, this is Ariel.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
This is Ariel.
She says I paid to have a darktheater with no distractions.
What did?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I pay for.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
If you pull your phone out, I take that as a
clear indicator that you onlythink about yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You stopped walking your dog to write this email.
So who's the selfish?
Please stop Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I will say she makes a good point here, along
with all the other good points.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
She says if you want to be on your phone sit in the
back row.
Yeah, that's actually a goodpoint.
Actually, yeah, and I alwayssit somewhere in like the middle
back row.
I kind of like it back there.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, yeah, but she does love us, don't matter.
She still loves the show.
I still love you too, ariel.
I'm sorry, I yelled.
And then she shared a pictureof her beautiful dog named
Travis, who I don't like thatname because it's attached to a
person.
That's a total scumbag.
His name is Travis, but that isa cute dog.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Like Travis Barker.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We'll go with Travis Barker.
Travis Bark Barker.
That's hilarious I didn't Okaytruce.
So thank you, ariel, oh, truceTruce, ariel Truce.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, unless I see you at the movies.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
That's as good as you're going to get it.
I never heard you truce before.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I get forced to once in a blue.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right.
Also, Val Kilmer has died.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I know RIP Rest in peace.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
That is really sad.
I can't believe it to see.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And it was weird because apparently nobody liked
him.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Back when he was younger, he didn't have the best
reputation in Hollywood, butthey didn't even let him die.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
He wasn't even cold yet.
And then the New York PostGrant, it's the New York Post,
so they're going to be trashright.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They did go really quick on that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, there were.
Like Joel Schumacher said hewas the most pretentious actor
he's ever worked with.
It's like leave the guy thefuck alone.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
And that was in like Batman Forever.
Yes.
It's like Schumacher, youruined that anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But there is one defender, and it's really the
only defender.
You need Machete himself.
Danny Trejo Ooh, he has comeout and said no, he wasn't an
asshole, he was a perfectionist.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, asshole, he was a perfectionist, right yes, and
he wanted to get the shit rightand he worked with val kilmer in
the movie heat, so he wantedthe performances to be high.
He wanted high, goodperformances, yeah, and he just
wanted the movies to succeed.
So he says leave the guy aloneand plus he's already.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
he's been through so much the last couple years since
he's been diagnosed with throatcancer.
I met him a few timespost-cancer.
Yeah, Wow, I have a fun storythat I won't name where's and
when's, but at one point ValKilmer put he had a sip of my
daiquiri.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Through the hole in his neck.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Through the hole in his tummy, whoa.
He did yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
just steal it and was just like he was like he wants
his back.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
No, you can keep it, Bill he was like hey, can I have
some hat Watch this?
And he took a one of his likeclean syringes.
Oh, that's fun, and and he put,and he dipped it oh my.
God.
Anyway, he was like a sweetgrandpa all the times that I've
met him, but because I met himin like the later years, in the
(06:48):
last couple of years, yeah, sobecause my roommate used to work
for him.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No shit.
Well, rip Val Kilmer.
Thank you for what you've donefor the theater and the movie
world, and many of those filmswill hold up for all of time,
including Tombstone.
It's one of the most famouslines of all time I want to see
val kilmer umbilical chug ofdaiquiri.
I know I'm like jealous, nevermind my own I can't, I couldn't
(07:15):
believe that happened wow, maybehe's got a little guado in
there, like a little recall belike more dangering I felt bad
because he quickly did not feelgood afterwards.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh, he got all drunk.
No, he just like yeah, hequickly did not feel good
afterwards.
Oh, he got all drunk.
He just didn't feel wellafterwards.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Was it an alcoholic dagger?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
His assistant was like Val's going to go back to
his room now.
He's not feeling so well.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh my God, I was like oh, no, I shouldn't have let
him do that you killed him.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
You killed him?
Was this yesterday?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
God.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It wasn't last week, them that was just yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh my god, okay, pneumonia got him oh so sad
dying like you're on the oregontrail.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Rest in peace absolutely, it's a treasured
memory.
Yeah, okay, speaking of deaths,we have a small update and this
story is just straight.
So we talked about virginiagoofery, obviously the victim of
sex trafficking, when it cameto Jeffrey Epstein, and we will
always have empathy for her onthat front.
She was hit by a bus and givenfour days to live.
However, it's been about fourdays now and she's not dead.
(08:18):
She also has a restrainingorder in Perth where she's not
allowed to contact herex-husband or her children.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
What so?
That's why her post was hertalking to her kids.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yes, and that's why she's like I wanted to just see
my kids one more time.
And it's like, can't they justgo to the hospital and see you?
And it's like, no, becausethere's a restraining order.
So all of that stuff is nowbeing brought to the forefront
and, again, no excuse for whathappened to her.
It seems as if it destabilizedher entire life.
What occurred to her as a teen?
And perhaps she's having adifficult time with
relationships, which I wouldunderstand.
(08:52):
Yeah, when you're raped by aprince and then he just goes on
to continue to be a prince, andthen Jeffrey Epstein is just
hanging out with Bill Gates andyou're like, hey, what about all
that?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, I about all that.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, I mean understand, yeah and even to
like a smaller degree of, if itwasn't anyone um of power, but
for some reason they always are.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
They always are like to some level of a higher power
over you, because those are theones like to take advantage
jean-claude van damme just gotwrapped up too.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What?
Yeah, they say he banged uhfive people that he knew were
traffic.
Somebody gave him five women asa gift.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Jesus Christ, and then.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Jean-Claude was just like oh okay.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It does sound a little bit right up his alley,
doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Blood sport baby.
Right Want to see me do thesplits who knows?
Oh my God, yeah, anytime you'rehanded human beings as a gift,
you're like am I a Saudi king?
Right?
You're like, am I a Saudi king?
Anyway, so she separated fromher husband of more than 20
years recently, and then, ofcourse, she didn't get custody
of the kids, which is quiteuncommon, because I would assume
(09:56):
in Australia it's similar tohere, where the benefit of the
doubt kind of goes to the womanfor societal reasons when it
comes to taking care of thechildren.
She is still alive, and now allthis other stuff is coming out.
Also, the police didn't reallyhave a report on the accident.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Where are the cars?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Where's the evidence?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
What's going on here?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yeah, a spokeswoman for Jufri said that she
mistakenly shared the grim postto her public Instagram instead
of her private Facebook page,which I think we've covered.
But anyway, so that storycontinues to go on and we hope
that she lives and hopeeverything ends more peaceful
than it began.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, and maybe give her a break Jesus.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, well, that's what the bus driver needed to do
.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Well, it gave her a few breaks.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, I'm talking pump the brakes, pumping the brakes,
hitting the brakes.
You got to be more specificwith your wishes, not breaking
the bones.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yes, absolutely man, those freaking crazy school bus
drivers.
Crazy school bus drivers.
They get drug tested to makesure they're on them.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, what was it that you said that bus drivers
should always be on Some kind ofan upper right?
I mean, they have to deal withkids all the time.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh, I mean, I think a solid crystal meth would be
stopping going, stopping going.
There's your house.
Okay, that's your house now.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Something like that.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like an Adderall or something.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Something that keeps your focus.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, while the kids are all like screaming in Like
one kid is like tugging on yourshirt.
Oh she's fucking horrible, Justblowing little little paper
balls of spit right into themirror.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What a goddamn prison .
This is awful.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Bullying happening in the back.
I used to hate it, so much.
It was awful I hated sittingnext to all those girls.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They're so mean.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
They were so mean.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You just got to sit there and take it.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
God, I used to.
I used to when I really gotinto Avril Lavigne.
I wore a tie once to school.
Oh, with a tank top With like awhite shirt over it, and then,
like the whole, these girls onthe bus were like wow, that's a
cool tie, it's so cute.
No, really it is.
Don't ignore my friend that'slaughing.
She's stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm going to cry.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Wow, yeah, no, I was like I just want to go home.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Trying to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Actually, I'm going to turn this into a noose.
Can you just hold this, Please?
God, yeah, my bus drivergrowing up just loved Ross Perot
, so she was always handing outRoss Perot stuff.
So I learned a lot.
He didn't get one electoralcollege vote, but he got 19
million voters.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
That's really really really important which?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
is bad, all right.
Another got 19 million voters.
That's really, really, reallyimportant.
Support him, which is bad, allright.
Another update the Gilgo Beachkiller.
The prosecution apparentlywe're still arguing about like
is DNA real?
Yeah, I thought we were donewith this.
Is DNA real?
Yes, so the prosecution inorder to prove that, yes, indeed
(12:44):
, dna is an indicator of who mayhave been at the scene of a
crime.
Prosecutors played a clip fromJurassic Park at the hearing in
what is being called an unusualmove to defend their DNA
evidence.
Oh, that's great.
They went back to, isn't thatfrom like 94?
Yeah, I think 93.
(13:05):
If you're the juror, you'relike what is it?
Is it substitute teacher day?
You're just going to play amovie.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What's happening, Right?
So the scene from the flick?
It was to make the argumentthat the nuclear DNA that's air
quotes, nuclear DNA testing thatlinked the killer to six of the
seven slain workers waslegitimate, as his attorneys
pushed to have the evidencetossed out as junk science.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Why?
But why did it take like amovie scene to like convey this?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I have no idea.
Maybe like an expert would havebeen good yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
He's like.
He's like okay, I feel likeyou're going to understand this
through the art of memes.
Good, yeah, he's like okay, Ifeel like you're going to
understand this through the artof memes.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
The prosecution should have came back with
another clip from it.
When they're trying to breakinto the computer and it's just
going uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Right.
Oh, we're going to do a moviewar thing now.
Well, you're going to love thisscene from Neverending Story.
Why we just want them to cry.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We just want.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
the so prosecutors played a clip for the judge from
the popular film franchiseshowing how scientists extracted
dinosaur DNA from a mosquitoand then that was preserved
inside of the amber, as we knowwhy.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But wait, but wait, it's a movie.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yes, and it's not anything close to what the fuck
we're doing here.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
You know how, like in Jurassic Park, they were able
to revive a dinosaur from theDNA inside, you know, like an
ember.
They did it in Jurassic Park,so we can apply it now in real
life.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You know juror number seven here.
I was actually going to thinkhe wasn't guilty, but then they
showed that Jurassic Park clipand I was like what?
the fuck man?
That's crazy DNA.
What the fuck?
Also, do you know?
Birds are cameras, oh Lord, sowell, that case continues and
we'll see At some point.
I am assuming he will be foundguilty.
(15:06):
The Harris Samples prosecutorssaid were positively matched to
Heuermann's wife and daughter.
Oh, using this nuclear DNAtesting which really paints a
picture of him like hugging hiswife, kissing her on the cheek,
hugging his daughter and justbeing like I'm going to rape and
murder.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Right, oh Well, apparently they were always like
away, like on vacation, when hedid it.
Like hey, you want to come.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
He's like nah, I got too much work.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I got so much work or he'll join them afterwards,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I just got to finish up here at the office and I'll
be there tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Why are you covered in blood?
Good, oh God.
A lot of architecturing.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yes, so much architecturing.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Again, those murders were from 1993, all the way to
2011.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Remains the way to 2011.
Remains have still been,remains are still being bound.
Yeah, oh, it's fucking soinsane.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I can't believe he just flew right on under the
radar.
Yes, he did.
And now, hopefully, somejustice for these victims, and
if you are the victims families.
I mean it's like can we do alittle bit better, please, yeah,
yeah, then showing fuckingjurassic park clips to convey
science yeah maybe get ascientist.
Hey, we're going back what?
about a scientist yeah, whatabout a scientist?
(16:18):
What about the actor thatplayed the scientist?
Just get him in here.
What do we?
We're just so stupid.
Yeah, it's just insane.
Oh anyway, do you want to talkabout rock and roll a little bit
?
Oh yeah, sure, okay.
Do you guys know the band theSex Pistols?
Yeah, okay, so Steve Jones,apparently he's one of the
(16:38):
members of the Sex Pistols and Iwant to know.
So you know, sometimes peoplewho are like punk rock turned
out just to be like reallyannoying.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And they're like no, it's not annoying, it's kind of
cool, it's punk rock.
What Steve Jones likes to do isfart in front of people.
Okay, and he's 69 years old now.
He says I like to fart in frontof people.
That's a quote.
And he says you can tell ifsomeone's cool or not from their
reaction.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Why Are?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
they three years old.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, I don't know, and it's the least cool thing I
think a person can do it's justlike fart in front of people and
then smile about it likethey're real happy or just even
play it off casually like it'sokay that they just did that you
need to be ashamed.
I would be upset, I would shameyou.
I would be like hey, now comeon and sometimes, yeah, we're
(17:30):
biological beings.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Maybe something squeaks out, but then you say
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I did not mean to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you comment about howwhoa that's strong.
What did I eat?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah, Sometimes I teach yoga and on the exhale
someone lets a little bit loose.
That's embarrassing, that wasme entire class like doesn't
know what to do, because you canhear, you can feel the energy
of like wanting to laugh, butthey're like no, no, I'm trying
to be zen and shit, I'm notgonna laugh it's hard not to,
because you're so sweaty.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
And I went to sit on one of the foam bricks and like
crossed my legs and just oh, youdid that super loud, it echoed
everywhere and I thought peoplewould actually laugh, but people
were just kind of like, oh mygod yeah, no, and so I never
went back.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It awkward.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, it was me and a bunch of middle-aged women.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, exactly, exactly the middle-aged women.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I don't want to.
I'm trying to get away from myhusband.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I just feel like maybe yoga is not for you, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
It's not an exclusive club, but it does exclude you.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
It doesn't feel like you're invited.
No, I don't ever no, it justseems like pick out the predator
.
Yeah, there he is, but it wasin boston and, like boston,
should not be legally allowed todo yoga and no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
The dude.
That all you fucking eat is goddamn irish food yeah, and the
dude that like ran the class hada super thick boston accent,
obviously, so he's like let'stap into your hot mudra.
It's like this is not relaxingfor anybody.
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
No, that is the worst accent for yoga ever.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It really is.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh my God, Say another one.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Like the lightning guard Tenekasa or something I
don't even fucking remember.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's hilarious, that sucks, yeah.
So this cool guy from the SexPistols?
He says I like to fart in frontof people.
You know if they're cool or not.
He says I farted in front ofLisa Marie Presley once.
Douchebag yes.
He says and this is the weirdthing they just met randomly.
This wasn't like in the greenroom or something.
She didn't go to a Sex pistolshow.
(19:28):
He says she was sitting outsidea Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Wow, creepy.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
And I was going in and I just let one rip.
I'm a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
I'd be more concerned if an older person just shit
their pants in front of me.
Ew, Are you okay?
I wouldn't be like ha ha ha.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes, presley, of course.
She died at the young age of 54, back in January of 2023.
And he says she had this lookon her face of disgust.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, because you just farted, on her.
Yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
And then he says I just carried on walking into
Starbucks, Is that?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
bad.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad.
Don't do that.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
If you're farting before your coffee, then there's
going to be a problem.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, for real, the juice is already loose.
There's a lot of not punk rockstuff going on here, yeah, going
into starbucks.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, naming being named steve jones.
True, yep, it is the older rockstars, the older punk stars.
They're just old yeah I knowfor a fact jerry from the
Misfits.
He just watches the GregGutfeld show every night with
his mother.
He loves my friend Kat.
That's all he does.
It's like, oh, these guys,they're rocking and rolling
forever.
It's like, no, they're watchingGutfeld.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It's a strange world we live in.
People are allowed to havelayers.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
They are.
Jones admitted there'sdefinitely some truth in that it
wasn't outside in trucks,though it was on the stage that
came.
When it comes to drug use andthings like that, I believe yes.
In an interview, jones sharedseveral other antidotes about
his decades-long career, and itjust rumors that he stole
equipment from David Bowie in1973.
(21:09):
What a douche.
Yeah, he's stealing equipment,so he just sucks.
Yeah, he's like they stole itfrom trucks.
That's what I was talking about.
He said I played two nights andafter the first they left all
the gear up so they took it.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
He's like what can I say?
Rock and roll, baby.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, rock and roll, thieving and farting Right.
They heard us coming and going.
Oh, the fart bandits were here.
Did the sex pistols performhere?
Smells like ass.
Anyway, I just don't thinkthat's very cool.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
No, not very cool at all.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
No, he thinks he's like.
What's his face?
The comedian Andy Kaufman.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, but Andy Kaufman, he wasn't playing with farts
per se.
No, yeah, but he's like hewasn't playing with farts per se
no yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
But he's like people just don't get it.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And also people.
But also people knew that AndyKaufman was like a comedian.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, right, right.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
It's like a random.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Leslie Nielsen, of course, of Naked Gun fame.
He would bring the fart, thefake fart machine.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, that was very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
It was super funny.
It was funny.
That's funny.
It was funny, it was funny.
I mean, everyone knows fartsounds are funny.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yes, the thing is it just grosses.
What grosses me out is the isokay, is what I just said before
is the loose juice in betweeneach ripple, in between the skin
that I think about and thegases that release and the smell
.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The late great Kevin Barnett.
He had a science mind and so hewould always think about things
in ways that I don't thinkabout them, and he hated the
farts, because if you smell afart, you are smelling fecal
matter.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, you're getting the poop particles in your mouth
.
That is poop, you see.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Exactly.
I like viscerally feel that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Yes, it was in your body.
Now it's in my fucking mouthand nose.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yes, and it's straight from your asshole.
So it's like I would be like oh, it's just a fart.
He's like no, it's not a fart,that's shit.
Yeah, it's a micro level ofshit Micro poops.
Yeah, it's micro poops.
You're micro dosing, think it'sdisrespectful.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Unless sound effects.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Unless it's a sound effect.
But you know, even growing up alot of boys through the burping
and the farting we would beatthe shit out of each other, but
I don't recall ever doing like alot of fart stuff.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, I think my mom, I think she conditioned
me pretty well into the likethat's gross.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
It's like oh yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I remember one time because I would sleep with my I
wouldn't have sex with her, okay.
I would sleep in the bed withmy mom until I was like 10.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Why did you have to?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Because people are gross.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
And she would fart.
Oh yeah, she would fart a lotat night.
That would laugh Kind of laugh,Like Mom, you farted last night
.
She's like, well, maybe youshould sleep in your own room.
I'm like, well, maybe I'mscared, Maybe I'm fucking.
Dad's not home, is he?
Because he's working on thetruck driver.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Maybe she was trying to fart you out of the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, well, you're not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Mom, that's exactly what she was trying to do.
I used to treat you like anapartment complex, you ain't Not
to your room Farts, don't scareme, mom.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I'm over it now, man.
Now I like it now.
Oh, that'd be bad.
It's Mommy, and some peoplereally do like it.
That's the one thing where it'slike, because I like the, you
know, I'll just tell you rightnow I'll look at a butthole,
I'll look at a butthole, butthen sometimes they start doing
the farts.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
And I'm like these are no, we have to separate that
yeah, yeah, because I don't, Idon't.
I don't understand that one.
There are people who pay for it.
Yes, there are people that payfor doing the stuff, and there
are people that will pay for youto like for them to specify
what they want your last meal tobe before you come in and do
the deed on their person likedeath row, wow, yeah like, yeah,
they'll be.
like, oh, just eat a bunch,bunch of like Indian food and
like curry the night before andthen you wake up in the next
(24:57):
morning you pop a littlelaxative to get everything nice
and going All right?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I guess that makes sense.
Well, speaking of sex, let's goon to sex and politics.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
They go hand in hand.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
They really do and everyone loves to think about
sex with the hot politicalfigures we have Yep.
A mayor of a small North Dakotacity, he had to resign.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Why.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He texted a city attorney a video of him
masturbating on his lunch break.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, Wow, come on, dude, isn't?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
that something.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, it's just so annoying.
You think people are on theseawesome positions and they seem
like a good person and then, bamdamn it, he sent me a dick pic
too.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
God damn it.
It reminds me of Jeffrey Toobinfrom CNN.
He was on a Zoom call and thenhe thought that the Zoom call
ended.
He just immediately startedjerking off these guys.
It's the older guys that justyou can't, it's, it's your lunch
break, yeah what's going on?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
they just, they gotta keep things.
Uh, go, go in I can.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I can almost understand that, though, like
there was a gamer that actuallygot canceled because he was a
youtuber and he didn't realizehe already clicked go live and
he was sitting there just going,oh my god.
And then he's just like oh, oh,oh, and then was like I wasn't
doing anything.
I wasn't doing anything, holyshit.
That I can understand, but whenyou're jerking off and you're
(26:20):
just like, I can't keep this tomyself.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
People need to see this I was playing the new crash
band or come yes oh god, that'sembarrassing, it's horrible
much self-confidence in thatidea of recording yourself and
then being like oh man, not onlydoes someone have to see this,
they're going to love it.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
At noon.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Why?
Why?
So?
He's now the former mayor ofMinnow, North Dakota.
His name is Tim Ross.
He pulled himself out of officeon Wednesday after a short
sexual harassment investigation.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Pulled himself out.
All right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
That's the guy right there.
Tim Ross Got bald head.
Kind of looks like one of thoseGuess who characters.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Oh, shit Got some glasses.
He looks exactly like one ofthe guys?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, he says.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I do take Put that down really quick.
He said I do takeresponsibility for this mistake.
I tried to immediately correctit and I was unable.
The decision which I don't knowwhat that means oh.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
So that means, he said he sent it to the wrong
person.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You think that means that yes, probably because he
sent it to a city council memberwhich?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
did he?
Did he say?
Did he say that?
Did the other person like?
Yeah, maybe he thought he wascatching vibes being like, hmm,
I might have a shot If it wasliterally like oh my God, that
was literally supposed to go tomy mouth.
I'm so, so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
He says he was going to send the video.
Quote.
This is the quote.
He wanted to send the sexyvideo to his girlfriend.
Oh no, because every girl likesto watch a guy.
Just jerk their fucking cockoff.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh my God, especially when they look like that.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
So he says the decision I made falls in line
with all my work on behalf ofthe city of Mano.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's insane.
That is kind of unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It is a little sad, he says.
I put my heart and soul intothis community.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh my God, he puts a lot of stuff everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
He was talking to the city attorney about a police
officer's suicide just minutesbefore she received the video.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Oh so that whole time he's rock hard just be like
can't wait seriously what getshim up?
Well, no, I mean they don'thave to be in the middle of the
conversation.
It could just be like what'spreviously like up in the scroll
oh, that's, true you know youthink you should be like, oh, so
then did they, did we get thedetermination back from the
autopsy?
And they're like, yeah, itlooks like strangulation.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
And then just then he's strangling his yes, well,
that's kind of what he wassaying.
So he told stalhom, this is the, this is the person he sent the
video to, unwillingly uh, theysay.
Or he said I was trying to sendthat video to my girlfriend.
Let's just delete the smut andkeep the entire incident between
us.
Oh no, that sucks.
(28:58):
But then they were like ispolitics in Minot, north Dakota.
This is probably the biggestscandal in the history, other
than that one time the lastmayor licked the asshole of a
possum.
Oh, no who knows North Dakota,buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
It's just, it sucks.
He accidentally sent it toStephanie.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
He meant to send it to his girl, hefany, it's
probably accurate.
Oh man, yeah, but thisStahlheim.
They filed an officialharassment report two weeks
later, which you know.
He must have been stressedthose two weeks, yeah.
And then this guy has got allthe power.
This chick has all the power.
Yeah, it was an accident,asking for a formal apology and
(29:39):
requesting that he considerresigning.
So he said I'm done, I can't dothis anymore.
The investigation found thatRoss directly calls Stahlheim's
inability to work in anenvironment free from
unreasonable sexual harassmentand created an offensive work
environment.
So he's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I mean, yeah, it would be a little bit of an
awkward time from then on, likeI've seen that guy's dick,
that's great.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, I guess you never really go back from that.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah, and not to mention if she didn't do
anything, and then he could havepressed on and been weird about
it.
I don't know if he'd showedsigns of it beforehand.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
No, by American political standards.
I mean, Anthony Weiner isrunning for mayor again.
He's a registered sex offender.
Yeah, he literally can't benear schools and he's like I can
run them.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, I can't be in schools, but I could run them.
He can't even hold rallies atthe high school gymnasium, can't
do it, wow.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Literally Can't be near parks.
That's wild.
The next best hope and he'sprobably going to win is Andrew
Cuomo, which is just amazing.
Wow, what a world we live in.
What a world so this guyactually had some humility.
He's like I'm sorry it wastechnically, and meet me on
girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah, this should be an iPhone commercial because
with the new update you canunsend before someone sees it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
How long do you have for unsending?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Until they see it so like if you send it Until they
see it yeah.
And it could just be sittingthere like, oh, you got a video.
And then it's like oh, userunsent a message.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
And then you're just like wow.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
But we still can't edit our tweets.
Yeah, nope.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
We can, we can.
I can drunk text my ex and then, if I wake up first the next
morning, I can just delete thatshit yes absolutely.
Oh my God, that would have comein handy.
So much, yeah, that might haveactually saved a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
It would have saved me some.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Fuck it.
Fuck it Well, if you guys don'teven know that you both have
iPhones.
He certainly didn't know that.
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I mean, I don't feel myself jerking off, I don't
think that it's.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Back in the day, maybe when I was a little bit
more attractive, my dong lookedbigger because it wasn't so
fucking fat.
What the fuck.
But whatever, All right.
Do we have any comments fromthe chat, Please?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
God Lori said don't drag the opossums into it.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I didn't drag the opossum into it, I just A little
bit did.
Well, I was just assuming.
In North Dakota there's somemayor who was like, if I lick
the possum's ass and it tastesgood, we're going to have four
more weeks of summer.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yes, chris G is saying maybe he was hot wife
fishing.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh could be, oh, hot wifing.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yep, email us if you're into the hot wife thing.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's a little bit different than cocking because
again you are paying the pornstars to come and rail your wife
.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
A little different.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Could be, could be a fantasy.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Could be.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Bob is saying, android users will continue to
live with regret and shame.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, as you should.
As well you should, you greenbubbled bastards.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
But they say the Android is actually a tougher
phone to use so you have to besmarter to use it.
Yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That also makes sense .
Yeah, there's a lot of thingsthat it's really good for.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, people are clamoring for more Boston yoga.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Oh, no, who needs file?
I need more Boston.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I'll come back with some more terms we gotta get a
whole list of terms, becausethat really got me relaxed and
nervous at the same time.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I should do a Boston Yoga ASMR you really should.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I can't yeah wow.
Boston clear the chakrasalright, anything else before we
wrap it up.
Vanessa was calling a jerk offvideo a motion dick pic.
Okay, you're the chakras.
Yes, indeed, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Anything else before we wrap it up.
Vanessa was calling a jerk-offvideo a motion dick pic.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay, and has it ever worked?
Has anybody ever?
It's okbudpod at gmailcom.
Has anyone ever been sent adick pic and it worked has?
Speaker 3 (33:26):
it ever worked on you .
What is it supposed?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
What has worked.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Do women get?
Jerry, you're in women.
Do women ever get aroused justlooking at a hard penis?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
No, only when it fits into the context between the
conversation you're currentlyhaving and the relationship you
currently have with that person.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Not a cold call, cold cock.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, cold cock.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
No cold cock.
Even if you guys are together,they'll be like that's fucking
weird.
It's 1 30 pm.
Why the fuck are you sending mea picture of your dick, like
right, uh.
But if you guys are like doingcotton heavy, like cute stuff,
you've been getting along.
You have a rapport going andit's like hey, I'd love to see a
pig, I'd love to send a pigback this.
Yeah, then you can be like oh,wow, well, okay, let's see what
he's working with understood.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
yeah, yeah, so I had a dick pic go wrong, but not for
any reasons that you wouldnormally think of it was such a
female thing.
So this is me Such a femalething.
Yes, so Kaya Tola has spokenagain.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Here we go Whoa Kaya, tola, kaya, tola clock.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
So me and this girl were dating, right?
She moves out.
Does she know you were dating?
We break up did?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
she know you broke up after we broke up.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah, she's the one that made the decision.
I was always the person thatgot broke up with, because I'm
just always like I will staywith you and we will be
miserable together boston yeah,yep, that's family, family for
you so she moves out and then Imove out of that place.
But she was, we were talking andshe was like, send me a picture
.
And so I sent her a picture andit was in the apartment.
But she had realized in thebackground that all of her stuff
(34:52):
was not in the apartment.
So she's like who the fuck didyou send this to?
Because all my shit's gone?
This is after I was gone.
So who was this for?
Oh shit, she got mad becauseher decorations weren't there.
So she knew I sent it tosomebody else previously, but it
was a good shot I don't evenknow how she knew that.
I don't because her thingsweren't like hanging up on the
wall anymore, because she hadalready moved out before me yeah
, but it was a fresh pic no, itwas a pic yeah, because she
(35:16):
realized I took the pictureafter she moved out and I wasn't
living in that apartmentanymore.
Oh so she's like who the fuckdid you send this?
To, because all my shit is offthe wall she's sherlock holmes.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, she did.
She's like I did.
I deduce all of these thingsare wrong and I can tell that
the time zone was this.
And then his jeans were draggeddown.
You can see the creases on them.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
She really?
Yeah, oh Lord, Beautiful mind.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't stand a fucking chance.
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