April 4, 2025 • 45 mins
Ever wonder what happens when a drug-sniffing dog alerts to "narcotics emitting from a man's buttocks" at the border? Or what scientists are planning with soulless human "bodyoids" grown for medical experimentation? On this wild ride through the strangest news stories, we unpack it all with equal parts horror and humor.
The Virginia Goofrey saga takes an unexpected turn as witnesses contradict her near-death bus accident claims. Was this a desperate mother's attempt to reconnect with her children, or something more concerning? Meanwhile, a Maryland hairstylist wrongfully deported to El Salvador remains trapped in a notorious prison despite ICE admitting their "administrative error" – a bureaucratic nightmare with potentially deadly consequences.
We examine the shocking case of Wisconsin's Taylor Shabizness, who beheaded her boyfriend in 2022 and recently lunged at her own lawyer during trial. The discussion of a Florida grandmother sentenced to five years after leaving her infant granddaughter to die in a hot car – horrifyingly, her second child death case – raises profound questions about family responsibility and oversight. Finally, we dive into the ethical minefield of scientists proposing to grow human-like "bodyoids" without consciousness for medical testing and organ harvesting, blurring the boundaries between science fiction and disturbing reality.
From bizarre crime to cutting-edge bioethical dilemmas, this episode challenges your perception of human nature while keeping you laughing through the darkness. Subscribe now to join our growing community of curious minds who find comfort in knowing that no matter how weird the world gets, everything's gonna be OK, Bud.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Water is life.
The water god.
The water god.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Water is mom.
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Water is mom.
Mom is god.
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Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh my God, I got so many cute cats the other day.
It was so cute.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, so cats, more than allowed, accepted with love
.
Oh my God, we love cats.
Yes, absolutely, I'm a dog boy,but I will love a cat.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, and I'm a cat girl that will tolerate a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
There we go.
That's the complexity of thisshow.
Okay, let's start with anupdate.
Speaking of complex, we got totalk about it because we've been
discussing virginia goofrey.
She said she has four days tolive.
It's not been five days, she'sstill alive.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah, that was really scary tohear four days to live.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Things were shutting down on her internally, right
yes, and then it came along witha picture and she was heavily
bruised.
Yeah, she said she was hit by aschool bus in Australia.
Yeah, but now the students andthe parents of the students are
saying the accident itself wasvery minor and they have no idea
what she's talking about.
What Wow?
(01:41):
So obviously, if you're PrinceAndrew, you're just wiping the
flop sweat from your brow, beinglike maybe this is my out.
What Wow?
So obviously, if you're PrinceAndrew, you're just wiping the
flop sweat from your brow, beinglike maybe this is my out.
Yeah, but who the hell knows?
Virginia Goofrey again, isunder a lot of scrutiny because
they have officially seen wherethe crash site is and apparently
they have proven that the buswas not going 60 miles an hour
(02:04):
like she said it was.
And none of the students werehurt.
None of the kids were hurt.
The bus driver was fine.
So everyone's kind of like whatthe hell is going on.
Was this just a plea for her tosee her children again?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, I could definitely see that being it.
Yeah, and that makes totalsense because, like we said,
it's very unrealistic that a busis going 60 miles per hour.
It probably should not beallowed to do that.
I mean, I don't know if they door not.
But also when I thought, when Iheard that she got hit, I don't
know why I assumed like she gothit by a bus like herself.
That's what I thought tooHerself as a person.
(02:35):
Oh no, she was in a car.
Yeah, she was in a car.
Yeah, it just like.
What did it have?
What kind of damage does thecar have?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Not that much, according to Emmy Rose Wright.
She says her children aged five, eight and nine.
They were on the bus and theysaid that the crash caused only
slight damage to Virginia'sToyota.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh my God.
So she must have known thatthey were in the bus.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
She knew the children were in the bus.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Her children though.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, they weren't her children.
No, they weren't her children.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They were like children of the parents that are
like speaking out and sayinglike she's kind of exaggerating
what happened here.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
If her children were in the bus, I would give her
credit.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'd be like you better let her see the kids.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She's setting up accidents in order to see her
children.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, that's way too much.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's true love.
So they told the telegraph thatthe children got off the bus
and said they had a small crash,there's no damage to the bus
and none of the kids wereinjured.
What?
And then the mom denied the 29kids on board had been
distraught.
But that was her claim, thateveryone was freaking out.
(03:42):
But no one was freaking out andthe kids were like oh, that was
kind of a fun ride home.
We got into a little accidentand then again she if they even
noticed, if they even know Ifeel like some of them are like
why are we stopping?
so one mother, hayley miller.
She says she's disgusted by thebruised photo that virginia
posted.
Alongside quote lies thataccused the bus driver of
(04:06):
serious misconduct.
So the bus driver's like, oh myGod, this is bad.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, he's like I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I did not do that.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
All of that on her face?
I didn't do that, so do youthink that happened from the car
crash then?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, that's what she kind of implies, right,
right?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But then now they're saying that it was like a minor.
It was like a minor hit to likewhat, a brake light or
something Like what is it?
What would that do?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So then, I guess, the all the bruises Whiplash.
Yeah, maybe, maybe at worst,and then I guess all the bruises
are just like makeup orsomething.
I don't find the whole story issick and I don't know what's
true and what is not, but I doknow the injuries are not from
(04:51):
the buck.
The bus incident, wow and Istill.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't think any doctor has ever given someone
four days to live.
It's just too specific of anumber right, yeah, you were
like that's fucking weird fourdays yeah, like a week, two
weeks a month maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I always like when I go into the doctor's office and
they just put a VHS tape in.
They're just like just watchthis.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Seven days.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're telling me I have cancer through the ring.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, yeah, that's what we do here.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I get nervous telling people they're about to die, so
I just like to put on a nicescary movie for them yeah and
let them know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You have seven days and then your rectal cancer is
gonna kill you yeah, ever sincea lawyer showed a scene of
jurassic park in a movie, it'sfucking no holds barred on using
movie references.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
This doesn't matter anymore nothing matters but you
know, I will say I feel, I feelbad because even if she did kind
of like exaggerate this andmake it up like right I don't
know as, as a mother thatdoesn't have her children right
now, who maybe like had a littlelike brisk of an almost
near-death experience and itjust made her like really like
miss the kids all that much moreand be like, well, maybe I can
(05:56):
use this to try to reach out tothem and they can reach out to
me and we can.
You know, maybe if they'reworried they'll reach out.
Yeah, so I could see like thedesperation of a mother here and
have like sympathy for that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But then it's also like why don't you have custody
of your kids?
Yeah, I don't know, I don'twant to.
That's their business and Iain't even trying to get into
that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That is another weird thing.
It's like the Royal Tenenbaums,though she's like making this
up to.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
This is what we just said, using movie references for
real life situations,completely work.
That is true.
It's exactly like the RoyalTenenbaums.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I guess if my mom faked an accident so I would go
and visit her in Florida, I'd belike Mom, that's kind of nice,
she takes off the cast and stuff.
She's like I'm fine, benjamin,I just wanted you home.
My mom did fall and she brokeher arm, but they said it was a
great break, very clean, andthen she's all healed up.
She's tough.
Oh wow, that's perfect, it'sawesome.
I saw a person get hit by a busin New York City.
(06:49):
Oh, he was on a bike and it wasone of those accordion buses, a
double bus, right, oh yeah.
And so he got caught in themiddle and then it rolled over
his legs and then at first pain,but then he sounded like such a
bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And I was like you know what, oh my God, my leg.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
My leg and the bus just kept on going and the guy
was just crying.
So lame I was like I'm notgoing to help you, dude.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You can't cry lamely you just step over his legs that
are backwards.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, I just kicked it into place.
I was like maybe that'll helpyou.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Dude, don't do that that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Keep it down, will you?
Some people are trying to walkhere.
Just be tough.
When I fell I fell last year, Ibroke both of my arms,
basically, and I didn't cry likethat.
I mean I, I, it was hard and ithurt a lot.
Yeah, I didn't my arms youcan't dictate how people are
gonna sound when they get hurt Iknow, but when people do get
hurt, like that news reporterwho was stomping the grapes
Remember that video.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's one of the funniest sounds of all time and
technically she was in a lot ofpain, but that was very funny,
that's terrible.
This mom Haley, who really doesnot like Virginia Goofrey
because she is all over thisarticle.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, she's raging.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
She says it's lies.
I don't know what is she tryingto get from all of this, but I
do feel bad for her and I hopeshe gets help yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So that's Well.
It's clear what she's trying toget out of this she's trying to
reach out to her kids.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yep, I think that's it, yep.
And they say it out ofproportion.
And again, she is alive.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
and you know, usually if you're gonna say I got x
amount of time to live you, youshoot for like way in the future
yeah, four days was crazy fourdays is just really not I mean,
yeah, for a broken taillight isnot going to get you internal
bleeding and like kidney failuredude, it just isn't going to.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yes, oh, apparently this is interesting she wasn't
even driving.
There was the driver ofVirginia's Toyota car also spoke
out, urging her to get thestory straight.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What so he's even like this is a lie.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Cheryl Sassella, 71 years old.
Oh boy, what Apparently theywere driving, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What, apparently, they were driving.
Why is the 71-year-old drivingher around?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then she says I'm sure Virginia will release a
statement soon to clear it up.
I'm not covering for her, I'mnot implicated in a cover-up.
Why?
Is this happening?
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
All of this could have been avoided and I think
it's not going to help her whenit comes to seeing her children
again.
And it sucks because now she'scornering herself into this
little victim blamey thing whereit's like she has been through
a lot, she has been throughenough.
This is a bunch of bullshit,I'm sure to her in a lot of
different ways and.
I don't know what she's done tokeep herself separated from the
kids, but I do know at one pointshe was trafficked around and
that's got to fuck someone up inthe head.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, cicela, she's the care, so that 71 year old,
who was driving?
She's the caretaker of Goofy's40 acre, 1.3 million dollar
hobby farm Hobby farm, she gotsome money.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Wow, I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, she said the accident happened because there
was a broken taillight on theToyota, which led to a
miscommunication between thedrivers.
Oh yeah, sucks.
Anyway, I guess we'll keep youupdated.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I want, I am, I'm invested in this story.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
In a way, if you're Virginia, you gotta die.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's the only way out of this that's the only way
out of this okay.
No, it's fucking not well, butthen she would die an honest
woman.
Yes, I refuse to.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just I just refuse to put her in this like bad guy
corner, because it sounds likeshe really is fucking going
through a lot and needs helpyeah, but she also said that she
sent it to the wrong, likefacebook or instagram, because
she thought it was on herprivate one, which, if that's
the case, then I do think thatshe did use it as a ploy,
because that'll make friends andfamily be like all right, come
on, she's about to die.
Bring your fucking kids overthere to see her yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh, maybe she never thought this was going to go
public.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yes, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, because she was like my car was a tin can, yeah
, and it was like totally fine.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She had a scare.
She had a scare Made her thinkof her kids.
All right, these moments makeus do.
I suppose so I speak as achildless parent.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes, all right.
And another update.
We talked about this guy whowas deported, this Maryland dude
.
He was sent to a notorious ElSalvador prison.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Kilmar, armando Abrigo Garcia.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He was the hairstylist right I believe so.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
ICE did say administrative error.
So ICE did say we did an oopswe sent this guy to an El
Salvador prison.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Fully fully put him through the system, Processed
and landed somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
What a nightmare.
That is insane.
What a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And then they're like ooh yeah, you know what he was
right, he's actually not in thegang.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
He's still not been returned.
That's fucking crazy.
So he's just hanging out in aprison in El Salvador.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What oh talk about?
That's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Have you ever watched the show Lock Up Abroad?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, yes, that's the scariest nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It is.
So basically it's just peoplewho like they'll go to the
Philippines and they'll getcoerced into smuggling some
drugs in the Philippines it's adeath penalty, and like they
don't know that.
So then they get sent to prisonand the whole oh, locked Up
Abroad is so fucking scary whenthe fuck, do I watch that?
That's on, oh, it's on.
All those little crime shows.
It's like lock up raw.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
History Channel or something.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Because I've seen the top, scariest, most dangerous
prisons in the world and that'spretty intense too, and then
sometimes you watch the onesfrom Norway and you're like how
do I commit a crime there?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, I'm like go, you get a penthouse, jesus
Christ.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They get that asshole who shot like 77 people over in
Norway.
What the hell was his name?
He was?
Can you Google?
The worst shooter in Norway.
Everyone's going to know thisin the chat, but he has a friend
that is paid to be his friendAndrews Brevik.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's his name, andrews Brevik.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, White supremacist.
Total piece of shit.
He has somebody who is paid bythe state to be his friend so he
doesn't get lonely.
What the fuck.
Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Paid by the state.
How come I don't get a friend?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Because we have to work in our friendships.
Yeah, we have to like apologizesometimes.
That's a bunch of bullshit,fucking sucks.
Yeah, I don't like that.
So the lawyers for Mr Garcia,they have filed a lawsuit and
hopefully he will be returned tothe United States soon and I'm
going to say give the guy somemoney, give the guy some cash.
Wow, that is he deserves.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He definitely needs a solid payout.
Yeah, especially so he doesn'tsue the living shit out of them.
I'm sure that's the first thinghe's going to want to do when
he comes back.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Apparently also it's interesting he was actually a
confidential informant againstthe MS-13 gang.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So insult to injury, yeah, he's like no, I'm one of
the good guys, shut up, get toEl Salvador.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That just goes to show you it doesn't matter what
you do.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They're going to hate you, no matter what.
It doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
They're going to hate you, no matter what, it doesn't
matter, man, holy hell.
Yes, but apparently they werelike no, I think he's an active
member and anyway, hopefully hegets back to America soon.
But then, if you're him, you'realso like can I just go to?
Uruguay is beautiful, yeah,maybe I'll just go there instead
.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, do you even want to be here, ice?
Uh, this is what they said.
They said this this removal wasan error.
Yep anyway, so they good, atleast they admitted it.
I'm actually a little bitsurprised because usually
institutions, specifically, uh,in law enforcement, do not admit
their flaws and their faults.
(14:35):
So at least they admitted itand then again, hopefully, he
gets some money, yeah yeah, whata nightmare.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm glad they admitted it, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, you know it's a small grain of salt, as he's
currently getting fucking Godknows what done to him in El
Salvador prison, but I guessit's a nice Thank you guys.
Thanks for saying sorry, yeah,thanks.
Well, speaking of drug dealers,this story it's, you know it's
kind of classic, but I just wantto point out the drugs.
(15:03):
So this is where this man wastrying to smuggle crystal
methamphetamine.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's a weird shaped bag of drugs.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, for those that obviously because it's an audio
program, unless you're onPatreon it looks like two large
black dildos.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But they're not full of silicone, they're full of
crystal methamphetamine.
Even better, a drug detectiondog alerted.
Quote the odor of narcoticsemitting from a Texas man's
buttocks, oh, wow, oh my God ashe was trying to cross back into
the US from Mexico around 4o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's a little bit like no Country for Old Men.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, because at one point Josh Brolin's character
has to cross into the UnitedStates, that's right.
But I don't know if he has abutthole full of drugs.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So this guy, george Vargas, he's a 26-year-old, he
is an American.
Okay, he was passing into theUS via the pedestrian lane at an
El Paso port of entry.
He said that he went to Mexicoto visit his grandmother and he
was en route to work.
When the agents discoveredVargas had two hours earlier
(16:10):
entered the US through adifferent El Paso port, they
were like what the heck's goingon?
They also said Vargas was quoteclenching his thighs during the
inclusive frisk, according to acriminal complaint, and then
they brought in the dog.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's hilarious.
So it wasn't up his butt, itwas in between his thighs.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
It was in his butt.
Yeah, it was in his port ofentry.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yes, oh my God, that's a port of exit.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, not always the dog.
It's very interesting.
The dog is well, I think it mayhave just been in his butt
cheeks, I'm not sure if itentered the anus Right right.
But the dog is called theConcealed Human Narcotics
Detector Dog.
So that's a big title.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, I mean he also.
He alerted to the omitting ofnarcotics odor Yep, the way
that's read.
I feel like he actually saidthat with words.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I do believe he could .
Yeah, he tried anyway, and I dowatch cat videos and dog videos
of Instagram and sometimes itdoes seem as if they say human
words.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
They do say human words.
I hate when my cat talks to mein English, really, yeah, he
yells at me and then he's likemeow, meow and I'm like whoa,
whoa, you do not call me that.
Wow, in my house you're goingto call me that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't like it .
No more food for you cat.
So the dog alerted to thetrained odor of narcotics
emitting again from the buttocksthrough his pants.
So he was instructed to sitdown.
And when Vargas sits down,agents quote noticed a bulge
protruding from his backsidethrough his pants.
(17:45):
His butthole yawned yeah.
And then Vargas Jesus Christ,he removed it.
It's almost as if he knows thesound perfectly.
Yes, he really did.
That was so accurate, youweirdo yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
After this, I want to hear some yoga from the Boston.
I need some Boston yoga.
I want Boston yoga.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Because this man probably needs to do a little
stretching after this.
So Vargas sat down.
Stuff was protruding from hispants.
Then he removed two black tapedbundles from between his
buttocks.
So it was between.
It wasn't inserted per se.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That for some reason feels even grosser.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I know.
So if you're doing meth, mostlikely it was in the man's, a
person's butt crack at somepoint.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, but obviously anyone smoking meth is
like fuck it man.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm smoking meth, right, I have standards.
Right.
Be safe out there, yeah.
So, upon being read his rights,vargas reportedly agreed to
speak with agents.
He claimed and this isinteresting that he had been
threatened and said he was goingto be paid with two ounces of
meth, while the remaining threeounces would be picked up by an
(18:59):
unknown individual.
Vargas informed agents heneeded the money.
So he honestly, maybe this wasmeth in a hard place, rock in a
hard place.
Maybe he was just like I needsome cash.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I got to go be a mule for these people with these
dildo drugs.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully I don'tget busted.
And he got caught, he gotbusted.
You never know what.
Yeah, yeah, you never know whathe's going through.
I mean, granted, these drugscould have killed like a bunch
of people, yeah, also that.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So it's probably best that they're not around like
the butt butt drugs.
Around the drugs, the drugswere, uh, saved.
The people were saved from thedrug, even though they're
technically probably a littlepissed about yeah, I was also.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I was uh just reading about.
In Los Angeles there is a bunchof narcotics that are still
sitting in this warehouse andapparently it's like really full
and they want to start gettingrid of some of the drugs.
But they have drugs in therefrom like 1990.
Whoa Like bundles of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Whoa oh shit.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How's that 90s cocaine?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That must be good shit.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, before baby laxative.
Seriously, How's that 90s?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
coke, that must be good shit, yeah before baby
laxative.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Seriously so if found guilty, he faces 10 years in
prison.
He is now locked up in a countyjail, and so there you go.
His rap sheet includes priorarrest for possession of a
controlled substance, possessionof drug paraphernalia and
marijuana possession.
So he's just a drug guy yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
He's just trying to make ends meet, the only way he
seems to know how.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, he's staying true.
Put your butt cheeks together,clench them and cross that
border.
Yep, yep.
He must have been nervous thatwhole time.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He probably was.
He was probably his own deadgiveaway.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, come on, vargas , don't sneeze.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Don't sneeze.
What is that?
A dandelion.
I'm allergic to dandelions,just randomly throws chili
powder at him.
What is happening?
Hilarious, it's not quite asromantic as Johnny Depp made it
in the movie Blow.
No it really isn't?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, he looked fantastic the entire time.
He never looked like he wasawake for three days straight,
no Making terrible decisions.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He's all handsome and shit he's all handsome the
entire time.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
He's just like.
I can't feel my face.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Sure, Sure Johnny.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh Well, let's get to some Boston yoga.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Ooh, do you have?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
something.
Do you have something?
I'll do a 40,.
Just do a 45 second because Icould go for a relaxation You're
the one that actually does yoga.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I know, just tell everyone to relax and settle the
mind.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
All right, just fucking relax everybody.
Calm your asses, settle thatfucking mind down, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Deep inhales and slow exhales.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Are the Patriots going to win the Super?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Bowl.
They fucking are never winningagain because Tom Brady's gone.
That's why we're going tostretch it out, unless we'll
fucking kill somebody yeah,pretty much very good align
those fucking chakras yeah,align your fucking chakras and
your hat mudras oh my god, I'mless relaxed than ever.
It worked, I'm less relaxedthan ever.
It worked.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm sore.
I'm pretty off center right now.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
We're going to knock you off kilter here, like after
the yoga.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Immediately after yoga, everyone pulls out a
cigarette.
That's shavasana.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, that's our hot yoga.
It's just cigarette filledfucking room.
People stressed out.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's out, oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Lord, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, speaking of stress, you know being on trial
it ain't easy right?
No, it's real hard, especiallywhen you— I wouldn't know, you
wouldn't know, you've never beenon trial before.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've never been on—well I guess I've been in,
you know the eye of publicopinions, trials and
tribulations.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You've never been on trial like Taylor.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Shabizness, that's her name.
Yes, it is Shabizness, one ofthe best last names of all time.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
She's out of her mind .
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh yeah, she's real nuts.
Her name is Taylor Shabizness.
She's from.
Wisconsin In 2022,.
She ended up killing herboyfriend because she was all
methed out.
Maybe she got it from aperson's butt crack and then she
went.
Wow.
Yep yep, it wasn't a normalmurder.
She ended up cutting off hishead.
Yeah, oh, my God Fully severedit off Saying it was a sex game,
yeah, and then she also cut offhis penis yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Well, man, he lost that game.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, he lost it, he lost heads.
He didn't say uncle Nice.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So she is now in court.
She's being sentenced and shelunged at her own lawyer in an
outburst.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my God, why is she lunging at her lawyer?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She's all mad, she's just super pissed.
Aww, she's horrifying, jerry,look at her.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I said aww to the picture of the boy that died.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
We got him on screen right now.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He's a sweet cat.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's sad.
He looks like a sweet kid.
Yeah, he does look like thekind of guy who's like I'll be
vegan if you're vegan, yeah, butyeah, shabizness is very scary,
very, very scary.
She's seen here lunging at herdefense attorney.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, she's creepy looking.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yes, she has the eyes of an evil person.
People are redeemable.
She was sentenced to life in2023, but she was back in a Fond
du Lac court.
That's where our friendAlejandro from Death and
Entertainment is from.
For a hearing because sheattacked a prison guard earlier
this year.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wow, so she's going through it, so she is going ham.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yep, she's like.
All I did was cut off a penisand cut off this guy's head.
Why am I here for life, right?
So the lawyer threw up hishands and he shrugged, and then
five deputies had to go and showyour business, all the business
.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So I guess it's not going well for her.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
This is the second time she's done.
This too, she's trying tofucking get him.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He just looks.
He's like what are you?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
going to do.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
He's like all right.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All right, well, I tried.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And you know what's even more interesting here.
First of all this the Green Baypolice.
They were on the scene.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
The Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Priests and if you've learned anything from the
Making a Murderer documentary,the Wisconsin accent is
hilarious when they're trying todo anything seriously.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh don't?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
you know, you can't kill her oh yeah, and then he
killed her and that's just goingto get how many.
She must have not had manysausages that day.
Oh, my God, it's like Wisconsinaccent is, so it's goofy.
It's goofy and it's light andit's like a doe.
Yeah, it is like a doe.
It's like you're sentenced tolife imprisonment, it's like am
I?
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Or are you like a dog ?
Are you being serious?
Right now I can't tell ifyou're being serious.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Like the Boston police.
When they say it, I'm like I'mdefinitely going to prison for
life.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
They can't, although Wisconsin yoga would be pretty
great too.
That would be amazing too.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Align your chakras, everybody.
So February 2022.
Let's go back in time.
So after she mutilated Herboyfriend, tyrone, tyrone, his
name is Tyrone, I'm not going tomake fun of him, but the mom
needed to, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I thought you were going to say thyroid.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I know it's T-H-Y-R-I-O-N.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Thyroid Okay.
She then sexually abused him.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh boy, she sexually abused.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Thyron yes, this woman is real sick.
Yeah, she then says that shewas choking him during foreplay,
but then there's actualevidence, and I don't know how
you get the evidence.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What is the actual?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
evidence that she did sexual stuff with the body.
I guess the cutting off thepenis is kind of evidence.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, but if she does , I guess sexual stuff with the
body would be like there'd becertain marks that are shown
that prove that there's beeninsertions at a post-mortem of
the skin being alive orsomething, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, shabizna says she quote enjoyed the choking
during sex, which is fairlycommon.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You know, but this is where it becomes uncommon.
I like breathing.
Yes, breathing is fantastic too, but you know it's okay.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, fine, people are into their shit you know, um
.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But then she says I wanted to see what would happen
if I kept going.
Yeah, um.
So what happens?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
you kill oh my god.
So she was just like she justleaned into the that weird
little voice in the head yeah,what if I just keep on choking
him?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
what do you think would happen?
And then the other voice wouldbe like well, he's gonna's going
to die.
And then she's like great.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And then I guess she's like is he?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
though.
And the kid?
He's a white fella.
His name is Shad Thyron.
He does look very innocent,Very innocent he does.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
He looks like he was alive up until the knife was
like one third down his neck.
And he's like alright, I guessI'm still going along with this.
It's still not really my thing,but I really like the way this
night is going.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh well, shebusiness.
She was found guilty of firstdegree intentional homicide,
third degree sexual assault andthen, of course, mutilating a
corpse.
And then the jury.
She was like I'm crazy.
And the jury was like no,you're not, so she is in prison.
And then again she attacked aprison guard, so she's back in
court.
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And then she attacked herlawyer.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
God, she's crazy in a way that's unstable, and she
just keeps proving the fact thatshe should be in there.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it does make me .
It reminds me that femaleprison is also very scary, isn't
it?
Can you imagine being locked upwith this chick?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
oh my god, that sounds terrible.
Imagine being this girl'scellmate I don't like it.
I don't like one damn bit yeah,she seems like someone who's
like I'm taking the top bunk andthen, at like two in the
morning, she wakes you up.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
She's like I changed my mind oh my god, that's the
most annoying.
Get out of here, all right.
Well, there you, there you go.
That's that story.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Isn't that a fun story?
That is kind of a fun story.
It's a little wacky.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm still looking for butt of the week.
Yeah, but it's just, it's very.
This week has just been Budless, it's been budless.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Her lawyer just trying to do her job.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, Lawyers who get beat up are butt of the week.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I don't know yeah yeah, bus drivers have it really
hard.
Maybe the bus?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
driver, I mean this court officer that hits her like
fucking Ray Lewis.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, does she get tackled, oh man.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
She goes down so easy .
Sometimes I love my job.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
He did that with like one fucking arm.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, she goes down hard, Ba-ba, just push Her
hair's flopping around likeSideshow, bob.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I mean to be fair.
She did her hair terribly thatday.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, I learned a little bit about my prison
documentaries, the way they maketheir makeup.
You know it's mostly pencilshavings and things of that
nature.
It's not really.
It kind of makes them a littlewacky.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Well, now in El Salvador people are going to get
their haircuts.
That guy that got sent there,he's sent there.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
He's the hairstylist they're going to have very good
haircuts.
They're going to look great.
I think Penelope said that onthe Patreon.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Don't let them go.
We've never looked better.
Yeah, alright.
Well, let's move on to a story.
This is a kind of I don't knowif we covered this story, but a
central Florida grandmother.
She's not a good grandmother.
She's been sentenced to fiveyears in prison.
What this is, after nearly twoand a half years after she left
her infant granddaughter in ahot car while she was in her
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care.
The thing that makes thisstranger is that this is the
second child she killed.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yes, oh my.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
God.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So she killed one.
I'm not laughing.
She killed one kid and then theparents were like, why don't
you just go stay with Grandma,the other kid?
But I would have cut her off.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I would have After she killed the first kid, but I
would have cut her off.
I would have After she killedthe first kid.
I probably would have cut heroff of kid access?
Yes, how did she kill the firstone?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
So Tracy Nix.
She was previously found guiltyof leaving the child unintended
.
I believe the first childdrowned on her watch, so she was
a former school principal.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh my God, yes, she was a former and she was
watching other kids.
Yeah, this is not.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And she was watching other kids.
Yeah, she should not be aprincipal, so she had gone
inside around 2 pm.
Talked to her dog.
That's accordion.
Talked to her dog, I guessTalked to her dog.
I guess, and practiced playingthe piano for quote a long time
before remembering thegranddaughter was still in the
car.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Temperatures outside in Hardy County reached 90
degrees.
Oh, that poor girl, yeah.
So around 5 pm Nix realized shehad left her granddaughter in
the car with the windows ofcourse rolled up.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Nix's husband then tried to perform CPR, but the
girl died, they say, ofhyperthermia, which I'm not
really sure.
I don't know how that happens,but I guess that's what happened
.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Wow, hyperthermia, not hypothermia.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh, I see, so it means you're too hot.
Yeah, I get it.
Thank you, kyle, you got it.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You're so smart, kyle , he's so smart, he's so smart,
so the incident Not even.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Rather, A year after Nix's other grandchild, a
16-month-old Ezra Shock, drownedin Nix's care as the
grandmother was asleep.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Apparently, the little boy opened the doors,
went under a fence and wanderedinto a pond near his
grandparents' house Aw.
But also, that seems like a lotfor a 16-month-old to do.
Yeah, yeah, he's about.
That seems like a lot for a16-month-old to do yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He's about to go get a job, the fact that he's
walking all the way to a pondand sneaking under the fence.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
They can friggin' go.
Yeah, my kid's starting to runaround.
Well, not run, but he's movingaround enough.
In another six, seven monthshe's going to be taken off.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Setting up the story already.
Yeah, what happened to your son?
We know.
I told you he liked to runaround.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, he started running around a while ago.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, why'd you take all the fencing off of your
porch?
Maybe he fell, maybe he falls.
He did that.
He did that.
He ate it.
So emotions they ran high incourt this week.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yes, shock's parents both spoke about their loss and
the sadness about seeing Nixbeing sentenced.
So Kayla, nix Shock, the girl'smother, turned directly to her
mother while talking about theongoing trauma having lost her
two children.
That's so insane.
Oh my God, yes it's bizarrebecause they say I still love
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you.
I hate this.
I hate that I have to choose,but you know I had to, but it
doesn't change my heart.
Drew Shock, baby Earl's father,spoke about the extra steps he
and Clea Nix Shock had taken toprotect Uriel after Ezra's death
.
But they didn't really do agood job because they left her
with the grandmother again.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, that seems like step one of what not to do.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Right.
So Shock says there are somethings you just don't think
about and as parents we have tolive with that for the rest of
our lives.
She has done this twice, oh myGod, and the fact that we're
debating whether she deservesjail time to me is just insane.
So I think he's a little bitmore like yeah, this chick,
because you know it's hisstepmother, or it's his
mother-in-law, Right.
(33:37):
So I think he's just more likeyeah, you, you are a psycho.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, you need to go to prison.
And then she's more like.
She's more like ah, this sucks,this is like my mom.
I don't want my mom to go toprison, right?
It's not like she didn't Forgetit about them.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Why do you keep killing all my kids?
Yeah, fool me once.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You know, I get it Right, maybe I can kill one kid,
I mean even Casey Anthony.
Yeah, even Casey, now she'sgoing to be, she's going to be,
probably she's very famous.
Yeah, yes.
So this is Nix.
That's the grandmother thatkilled these two kids.
She says I literally forgot fora long period of time.
I'm broken about what happened.
(34:17):
I don't want to leave anyonewith the thought that I'm making
excuses because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Again.
She worked as a principal andan educator for 40 years and she
was described highly regarded,maybe, so maybe she did, maybe
her brain was, was gone.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean she says yeah maybe she was like going as an
old woman and it was on herparents to fucking take that
into serious consideration afterthe first kid.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, judge Brandon Raffoul, don't call him a
fucking fool, brandon Raffoul.
He says Yorel is not anisolated incident.
I do not believe she is showingremorse, I believe she is
showing sorrow, which I guess.
Those are different things.
Wait, what, what?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
does that mean?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
So he's like, she's not showing remorse, she's
showing sorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
As in like she's just sad that she's going to jail.
She doesn't feel like sheshouldn't have done this.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
She got a five-year sentence.
I mean, it's not the most I'veever heard of.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Two deaths.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
So last year around 40 recorded hot car deaths were
in the US, so check yourbackseat.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Check your backseat, people Jeez.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Your truck tells you to look in the backseat.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I know it's very creepy.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I told this joke on my former show where I was like
if I see a baby back there, I'mgoing to freak out.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It'll just be mine.
It's a little Go Caden.
Hey, it's a little oh Caden.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Hey, it was a little bit weird when I first saw that.
Yeah, why don't you fuckingshut up truck?
That's just Jerry.
I'm in charge here truck.
Oh yeah, that'd be cute.
My dog Jerry, the dog Dog Jerryand human Jerry back there.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Just check your bag Shutting a pup cup Turn around
and I don't know.
I'm waiting for the child lockto come off got any pup cups?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
got any pup cups?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
pup cups.
Do they need to see the dog?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
ask the chat what do?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
you say do you have to see the dog if you're going
to get a pup cup?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
email us.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You work at Starbucks if I drive through Starbucks
and there's no dog in my car butI ask for a pup cup.
Oh, you know what they actually, they don't see me at first.
First, it's just the speaker.
Oh yeah, so by the time I pullup I'm like ah, the dog ran away
.
Let me go grab this pup cup soI can get it back Eat that pup
cup.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, all right, just lastly.
Butt of the week Whoa, it'shuman meat.
Whoa, yeah, we're doing it.
Butt of the week is human meat.
Don't fucking come in.
So there are now things calledbodyoids.
Oh, this is going to be.
Bodyoids are going to be usedto help grow artificial wombs.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Okay, bodyoids sounds like shit that I avoid from
people.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yes, bodyoids is very it sounds stinky.
Overdose on bodyoids, Bodyoids,Bodyoids it does sound like a
cereal that has steroids in it.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
That makes you strong .
Sound like John.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Cena, but so I'm sorry.
Bodyoids would be grown inartificial wombs.
Okay, they can withstandendless pain.
What this is where we are now,the future is here.
Mothers can already withstandendless pain.
What this is where we are now,the future is here.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Mothers can already withstand endless pain.
They do it constantly, everyday, since the beginning of time
.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Sometimes they snap and kill their whole family,
though so will this happen Stillcounts With what is being
called soulless human bodies.
Oh my God, that are used solelyfor medical reasons.
That's creepy.
Karsten T Charlesworth andHenry T Greeley and Hiromutsi
(37:45):
Nakachachi.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Nice job.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Nakachi.
Thank you, I am trying.
They made a bizarre pitch toMIT Technology Review, saying
that they have createdzombie-like bodies of flesh that
can be used for human, forgrowing human organs and for
transplants.
What the fuck, yeah, and theysay this is going to be using
stem cell research.
You know, one of the earliestcell types to form during human
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development, the stem cells.
They've already been used togrow organic matter and now they
simply want it to grow whatresembles a human embryo and
then, from there, the humanembryo would grow.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh my God, Dude, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's sick.
It's interesting.
This is a moral debate.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's a moral debate.
I am against it.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Organic matter matters.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Organic matter.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
What it's interesting .
So researchers.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
They're going to grow a child yes, that actually has
whose literal parents would bescience, yeah.
And was born out of a dead body.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
They're going to be nerds, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
No, they're going to be a lot more fucked up than
nerds.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, they're going to be body-oids.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, damn, yeah, damn, yeah.
And then they become sentient.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Shit.
So the plan is going to usegenetic techniques to stunt
brain production.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
So they're going to be all dumb and then, once
they're grown, the bodies couldquote could address many ethical
problems in modern medicine,offering ways to avoid
unnecessary pain and suffering.
That's what the scientists aresaying.
So they're like, yeah, this ishorrible, it's a little trippy,
yeah, but they say it's nodifferent than ethical meat.
They wrote, for example, theycould offer an ethical
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alternative to the way wecurrently use non-human animals
for research and food, providingmeat or other products with no
animal suffering or awareness.
So I don't know if we'resupposed to be eating the human
meat.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, like.
What is that?
What does that even mean?
I need to watch that scene inJurassic Park to really
understand that.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think that would help clarifythings for me.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The researchers have said there's going to be some
ethical questions.
We've got some ethicalquestions here, but stress the
world of possibilities thatcould open up if the spare
bodies are developed.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, it's alittle matrix-y.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, it is.
It's really strange.
It's like they want to figureout.
They want to stunt the brainand grow the body enough so that
they can figure out how toexperiment on it so that it
doesn't feel pain.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yes, they say that it's not going to feel pain
because it's not going to havethe brain sensors or whatever to
feel the pain.
So the testing potentiallytortures the creatures, as
they're sentient, and feel pain.
That's obviously what the mainquestion is Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
this is a crazy sci-fi horror film.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to get new slurs outof it.
I'm going to be like thisfucking bodyoid.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, look at this bodyoid.
Were like this fucking bodyoid.
Yeah, look at this bodyoid.
Were you a bodyoidist?
You fucking asshole?
Yeah, that's my girlfriend,dude.
Yeah, I don't like them verysmart, but look at her body.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Total bodyoid babe.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
So here is everything you need to know about the
proposal.
Scientists have proposedgrowing human bodies, without
conscious, for medical use.
These bodies could serve as asource for organ transplant and
solve shortages, which I guessis a big problem.
The pitch poses serious moraldilemmas about the misuse of
technology, and the concept ofonce fiction is edging closer
and closer to actual science.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
So then they believe it's not actual science.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, it is going to become.
I believe it is actual science,but it's soon to become a
reality.
Oh boy, it's definitely science.
It's a weird science.
It's a weird one.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yes, it's a really weird one.
I guess I can't separate humansfrom their souls and feelings
and stuff.
So this whole experiment doessound torturous and I don't know
how that person would come outusing these quote unquote bodies
.
Like I'm concerned for thebodies, yeah, well, yeah.
(41:46):
You hear bodies, you thinkpeople Right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You think hearts, and then if you get like a heart
from a soulless body, does itactually work?
Does it work?
Yeah, and then does it make youturn to the dark side?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Maybe it makes you evil A lot less makes us turn to
the dark side.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Not getting my pup cup at the Starbucks drive-thru
just because I don't have a dogmade me turn to my dark side.
I agree, yeah, I'm a fuckingdog.
So they say the clinical trialsthat risk harm to humans and
can take a decade or longer tocomplete won't be necessary.
Only about 15% of those trialsare actually successful.
So I don't know.
It's the future, we're in itnow and they're saying well,
(42:30):
we're already experimenting withhuman beings and they feel
stuff.
So these are not going to behuman beings, but they're going
to be meat.
What?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
the fuck that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Apparently, there's 100,000 Americans currently
waiting for a solid organtransplant.
So I mean, if you're one ofthese 100,000 people, do you
take the road of?
Hey, it's going to be worth itif it saves my life.
Get that bodyoid in there rightnow.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Get that bodyoid in there right now.
Get that bodyoid in there.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
It wasn't.
Yeah, it was basically sciencefiction until very, very
recently, and then these threepsychopaths were just like no, I
think we can do it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh, my God, I want to watch Re-Animator now.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Movie's amazing.
Yeah, barbara, not BarbaraCorcoran, she's from Shark Tank,
barbara Compton, yes, indeed,all right.
So anyway, what's the chat gotto say?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
The chat Are they pro-humanoid, anti-humanoid.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
So we want to create a subservient human to
experiment on?
Vanessa said.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
They're called the Irish Don't, that's a joke,
that's a joke, ha ha oh, I'mirish.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I can say that, yeah, um, I'm not irish, but they're
asking aren't we having apopulation crisis already?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I know, right, too many people.
Now we're gonna make fakepeople.
Yeah, what are they gonna dowith the farts?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
yeah, hysteric it's saying.
Someone said science is aboutcoulda, not shoulda.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Oh, that's very true, we can do it, so let's do it
yeah, also, you know how manypeople are gonna try to to all
those stupid scientists, howmany of them are going to fuck
those bodies.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh my God, Absolutely so many stupid scientists, oh
my God.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Fucked like a bodyoid hey.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
You are really into this word?
Yeah, bodyoid.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Hey, Farvera.
Yeah, why do you keep on makingbig dicks on all these guys?
You know dick transplantsaren't that big in the country.
Well, I just don't know.
You never know when there'sgoing to be a run on dicks.
Yeah, yeah, yep, you seem to besucking all of them.
I'm not sucking this dick, I'mpumping up the humanoid.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is In your fantasy.
The scientist lady sees a dickand can't help but to just
slobber up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Anyway, I've seen that video before.
Yeah yeah, hot stuff, anythingelse.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Pano's saying he's getting on his flight back to
Oregon, leaving within the hour,hopes it doesn't crash, but if
it does, pray he survives, get abig payout and then he can fund
Die Bud for the rest of ourlives.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Hey, please God.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Why was that the turn of events?
Because I love that.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Hell yeah, so much we got to get bonafide, oh no.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I hope some drunk people fight on your plane,
force the plane to turn aroundand land, and then you get your
money back.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh, that's a good way to do it.
Yeah, yes, yes, all right.
Well, what another fantasticweek of OK Bud.
We'll be back next week.
Enjoy this week's Death inEntertainment.
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It's nice.
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It was so cute.
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Oh my God, we love cats.
Yes, absolutely, I'm a dog boy,but I will love a cat.
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Speaker 1 (01:00):
There we go.
That's the complexity of thisshow.
Okay, let's start with anupdate.
Speaking of complex, we got totalk about it because we've been
discussing virginia goofrey.
She said she has four days tolive.
It's not been five days, she'sstill alive.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh, that's weird.
Yeah, that was really scary tohear four days to live.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Things were shutting down on her internally, right
yes, and then it came along witha picture and she was heavily
bruised.
Yeah, she said she was hit by aschool bus in Australia.
Yeah, but now the students andthe parents of the students are
saying the accident itself wasvery minor and they have no idea
what she's talking about.
What Wow?
(01:41):
So obviously, if you're PrinceAndrew, you're just wiping the
flop sweat from your brow, beinglike maybe this is my out.
What Wow?
So obviously, if you're PrinceAndrew, you're just wiping the
flop sweat from your brow, beinglike maybe this is my out.
Yeah, but who the hell knows?
Virginia Goofrey again, isunder a lot of scrutiny because
they have officially seen wherethe crash site is and apparently
they have proven that the buswas not going 60 miles an hour
(02:04):
like she said it was.
And none of the students werehurt.
None of the kids were hurt.
The bus driver was fine.
So everyone's kind of like whatthe hell is going on.
Was this just a plea for her tosee her children again?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Wow, I could definitely see that being it.
Yeah, and that makes totalsense because, like we said,
it's very unrealistic that a busis going 60 miles per hour.
It probably should not beallowed to do that.
I mean, I don't know if they door not.
But also when I thought, when Iheard that she got hit, I don't
know why I assumed like she gothit by a bus like herself.
That's what I thought tooHerself as a person.
(02:35):
Oh no, she was in a car.
Yeah, she was in a car.
Yeah, it just like.
What did it have?
What kind of damage does thecar have?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Not that much, according to Emmy Rose Wright.
She says her children aged five, eight and nine.
They were on the bus and theysaid that the crash caused only
slight damage to Virginia'sToyota.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Oh my God.
So she must have known thatthey were in the bus.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
She knew the children were in the bus.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Her children though.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
No, they weren't her children.
No, they weren't her children.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
They were like children of the parents that are
like speaking out and sayinglike she's kind of exaggerating
what happened here.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
If her children were in the bus, I would give her
credit.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'd be like you better let her see the kids.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
She's setting up accidents in order to see her
children.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, that's way too much.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's true love.
So they told the telegraph thatthe children got off the bus
and said they had a small crash,there's no damage to the bus
and none of the kids wereinjured.
What?
And then the mom denied the 29kids on board had been
distraught.
But that was her claim, thateveryone was freaking out.
(03:42):
But no one was freaking out andthe kids were like oh, that was
kind of a fun ride home.
We got into a little accidentand then again she if they even
noticed, if they even know Ifeel like some of them are like
why are we stopping?
so one mother, hayley miller.
She says she's disgusted by thebruised photo that virginia
posted.
Alongside quote lies thataccused the bus driver of
(04:06):
serious misconduct.
So the bus driver's like, oh myGod, this is bad.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, he's like I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I did not do that.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
All of that on her face?
I didn't do that, so do youthink that happened from the car
crash then?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, that's what she kind of implies, right,
right?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
But then now they're saying that it was like a minor.
It was like a minor hit to likewhat, a brake light or
something Like what is it?
What would that do?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So then, I guess, the all the bruises Whiplash.
Yeah, maybe, maybe at worst,and then I guess all the bruises
are just like makeup orsomething.
I don't find the whole story issick and I don't know what's
true and what is not, but I doknow the injuries are not from
(04:51):
the buck.
The bus incident, wow and Istill.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I don't think any doctor has ever given someone
four days to live.
It's just too specific of anumber right, yeah, you were
like that's fucking weird fourdays yeah, like a week, two
weeks a month maybe.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I always like when I go into the doctor's office and
they just put a VHS tape in.
They're just like just watchthis.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Seven days.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
You're telling me I have cancer through the ring.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, yeah, that's what we do here.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I get nervous telling people they're about to die, so
I just like to put on a nicescary movie for them yeah and
let them know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You have seven days and then your rectal cancer is
gonna kill you yeah, ever sincea lawyer showed a scene of
jurassic park in a movie, it'sfucking no holds barred on using
movie references.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
It doesn't matter anymore.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
This doesn't matter anymore nothing matters but you
know, I will say I feel, I feelbad because even if she did kind
of like exaggerate this andmake it up like right I don't
know as, as a mother thatdoesn't have her children right
now, who maybe like had a littlelike brisk of an almost
near-death experience and itjust made her like really like
miss the kids all that much moreand be like, well, maybe I can
(05:56):
use this to try to reach out tothem and they can reach out to
me and we can.
You know, maybe if they'reworried they'll reach out.
Yeah, so I could see like thedesperation of a mother here and
have like sympathy for that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
But then it's also like why don't you have custody
of your kids?
Yeah, I don't know, I don'twant to.
That's their business and Iain't even trying to get into
that.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That is another weird thing.
It's like the Royal Tenenbaums,though she's like making this
up to.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
This is what we just said, using movie references for
real life situations,completely work.
That is true.
It's exactly like the RoyalTenenbaums.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I guess if my mom faked an accident so I would go
and visit her in Florida, I'd belike Mom, that's kind of nice,
she takes off the cast and stuff.
She's like I'm fine, benjamin,I just wanted you home.
My mom did fall and she brokeher arm, but they said it was a
great break, very clean, andthen she's all healed up.
She's tough.
Oh wow, that's perfect, it'sawesome.
I saw a person get hit by a busin New York City.
(06:49):
Oh, he was on a bike and it wasone of those accordion buses, a
double bus, right, oh yeah.
And so he got caught in themiddle and then it rolled over
his legs and then at first pain,but then he sounded like such a
bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And I was like you know what, oh my God, my leg.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
My leg and the bus just kept on going and the guy
was just crying.
So lame I was like I'm notgoing to help you, dude.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You can't cry lamely you just step over his legs that
are backwards.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, I just kicked it into place.
I was like maybe that'll helpyou.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Dude, don't do that that.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Keep it down, will you?
Some people are trying to walkhere.
Just be tough.
When I fell I fell last year, Ibroke both of my arms,
basically, and I didn't cry likethat.
I mean I, I, it was hard and ithurt a lot.
Yeah, I didn't my arms youcan't dictate how people are
gonna sound when they get hurt Iknow, but when people do get
hurt, like that news reporterwho was stomping the grapes
Remember that video.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's one of the funniest sounds of all time and
technically she was in a lot ofpain, but that was very funny,
that's terrible.
This mom Haley, who really doesnot like Virginia Goofrey
because she is all over thisarticle.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, she's raging.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
She says it's lies.
I don't know what is she tryingto get from all of this, but I
do feel bad for her and I hopeshe gets help yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So that's Well.
It's clear what she's trying toget out of this she's trying to
reach out to her kids.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yep, I think that's it, yep.
And they say it out ofproportion.
And again, she is alive.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
and you know, usually if you're gonna say I got x
amount of time to live you, youshoot for like way in the future
yeah, four days was crazy fourdays is just really not I mean,
yeah, for a broken taillight isnot going to get you internal
bleeding and like kidney failuredude, it just isn't going to.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yes, oh, apparently this is interesting she wasn't
even driving.
There was the driver ofVirginia's Toyota car also spoke
out, urging her to get thestory straight.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
What so he's even like this is a lie.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Cheryl Sassella, 71 years old.
Oh boy, what Apparently theywere driving, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What, apparently, they were driving.
Why is the 71-year-old drivingher around?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
And then she says I'm sure Virginia will release a
statement soon to clear it up.
I'm not covering for her, I'mnot implicated in a cover-up.
Why?
Is this happening?
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
All of this could have been avoided and I think
it's not going to help her whenit comes to seeing her children
again.
And it sucks because now she'scornering herself into this
little victim blamey thing whereit's like she has been through
a lot, she has been throughenough.
This is a bunch of bullshit,I'm sure to her in a lot of
different ways and.
I don't know what she's done tokeep herself separated from the
kids, but I do know at one pointshe was trafficked around and
that's got to fuck someone up inthe head.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, cicela, she's the care, so that 71 year old,
who was driving?
She's the caretaker of Goofy's40 acre, 1.3 million dollar
hobby farm Hobby farm, she gotsome money.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Wow, I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I didn't know she had that much cash.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I didn't either.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, she said the accident happened because there
was a broken taillight on theToyota, which led to a
miscommunication between thedrivers.
Oh yeah, sucks.
Anyway, I guess we'll keep youupdated.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I want, I am, I'm invested in this story.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
In a way, if you're Virginia, you gotta die.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's the only way out of this that's the only way
out of this okay.
No, it's fucking not well, butthen she would die an honest
woman.
Yes, I refuse to.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
I just I just refuse to put her in this like bad guy
corner, because it sounds likeshe really is fucking going
through a lot and needs helpyeah, but she also said that she
sent it to the wrong, likefacebook or instagram, because
she thought it was on herprivate one, which, if that's
the case, then I do think thatshe did use it as a ploy,
because that'll make friends andfamily be like all right, come
on, she's about to die.
Bring your fucking kids overthere to see her yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh, maybe she never thought this was going to go
public.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yes, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, because she was like my car was a tin can, yeah
, and it was like totally fine.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
She had a scare.
She had a scare Made her thinkof her kids.
All right, these moments makeus do.
I suppose so I speak as achildless parent.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes, all right.
And another update.
We talked about this guy whowas deported, this Maryland dude
.
He was sent to a notorious ElSalvador prison.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Kilmar, armando Abrigo Garcia.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
He was the hairstylist right I believe so.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
ICE did say administrative error.
So ICE did say we did an oopswe sent this guy to an El
Salvador prison.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Fully fully put him through the system, Processed
and landed somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
What a nightmare.
That is insane.
What a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
And then they're like ooh yeah, you know what he was
right, he's actually not in thegang.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
He's still not been returned.
That's fucking crazy.
So he's just hanging out in aprison in El Salvador.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
What oh talk about?
That's just terrible.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Have you ever watched the show Lock Up Abroad?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, yes, that's the scariest nightmare fuel.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It is.
So basically it's just peoplewho like they'll go to the
Philippines and they'll getcoerced into smuggling some
drugs in the Philippines it's adeath penalty, and like they
don't know that.
So then they get sent to prisonand the whole oh, locked Up
Abroad is so fucking scary whenthe fuck, do I watch that?
That's on, oh, it's on.
All those little crime shows.
It's like lock up raw.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
History Channel or something.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Because I've seen the top, scariest, most dangerous
prisons in the world and that'spretty intense too, and then
sometimes you watch the onesfrom Norway and you're like how
do I commit a crime there?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, I'm like go, you get a penthouse, jesus
Christ.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They get that asshole who shot like 77 people over in
Norway.
What the hell was his name?
He was?
Can you Google?
The worst shooter in Norway.
Everyone's going to know thisin the chat, but he has a friend
that is paid to be his friendAndrews Brevik.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That's his name, andrews Brevik.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, White supremacist.
Total piece of shit.
He has somebody who is paid bythe state to be his friend so he
doesn't get lonely.
What the fuck.
Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Paid by the state.
How come I don't get a friend?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Because we have to work in our friendships.
Yeah, we have to like apologizesometimes.
That's a bunch of bullshit,fucking sucks.
Yeah, I don't like that.
So the lawyers for Mr Garcia,they have filed a lawsuit and
hopefully he will be returned tothe United States soon and I'm
going to say give the guy somemoney, give the guy some cash.
Wow, that is he deserves.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
He definitely needs a solid payout.
Yeah, especially so he doesn'tsue the living shit out of them.
I'm sure that's the first thinghe's going to want to do when
he comes back.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Apparently also it's interesting he was actually a
confidential informant againstthe MS-13 gang.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
So insult to injury, yeah, he's like no, I'm one of
the good guys, shut up, get toEl Salvador.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That just goes to show you it doesn't matter what
you do.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
They're going to hate you, no matter what.
It doesn't matter what you do.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
They're going to hate you, no matter what, it doesn't
matter, man, holy hell.
Yes, but apparently they werelike no, I think he's an active
member and anyway, hopefully hegets back to America soon.
But then, if you're him, you'realso like can I just go to?
Uruguay is beautiful, yeah,maybe I'll just go there instead
.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, do you even want to be here, ice?
Uh, this is what they said.
They said this this removal wasan error.
Yep anyway, so they good, atleast they admitted it.
I'm actually a little bitsurprised because usually
institutions, specifically, uh,in law enforcement, do not admit
their flaws and their faults.
(14:35):
So at least they admitted itand then again, hopefully, he
gets some money, yeah yeah, whata nightmare.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I'm glad they admitted it, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, you know it's a small grain of salt, as he's
currently getting fucking Godknows what done to him in El
Salvador prison, but I guessit's a nice Thank you guys.
Thanks for saying sorry, yeah,thanks.
Well, speaking of drug dealers,this story it's, you know it's
kind of classic, but I just wantto point out the drugs.
(15:03):
So this is where this man wastrying to smuggle crystal
methamphetamine.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
That's a weird shaped bag of drugs.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well, for those that obviously because it's an audio
program, unless you're onPatreon it looks like two large
black dildos.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
But they're not full of silicone, they're full of
crystal methamphetamine.
Even better, a drug detectiondog alerted.
Quote the odor of narcoticsemitting from a Texas man's
buttocks, oh, wow, oh my God ashe was trying to cross back into
the US from Mexico around 4o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It's a little bit like no Country for Old Men.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, because at one point Josh Brolin's character
has to cross into the UnitedStates, that's right.
But I don't know if he has abutthole full of drugs.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
So this guy, george Vargas, he's a 26-year-old, he
is an American.
Okay, he was passing into theUS via the pedestrian lane at an
El Paso port of entry.
He said that he went to Mexicoto visit his grandmother and he
was en route to work.
When the agents discoveredVargas had two hours earlier
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entered the US through adifferent El Paso port, they
were like what the heck's goingon?
They also said Vargas was quoteclenching his thighs during the
inclusive frisk, according to acriminal complaint, and then
they brought in the dog.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
That's hilarious.
So it wasn't up his butt, itwas in between his thighs.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
It was in his butt.
Yeah, it was in his port ofentry.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yes, oh my God, that's a port of exit.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Well, not always the dog.
It's very interesting.
The dog is well, I think it mayhave just been in his butt
cheeks, I'm not sure if itentered the anus Right right.
But the dog is called theConcealed Human Narcotics
Detector Dog.
So that's a big title.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, I mean he also.
He alerted to the omitting ofnarcotics odor Yep, the way
that's read.
I feel like he actually saidthat with words.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I do believe he could .
Yeah, he tried anyway, and I dowatch cat videos and dog videos
of Instagram and sometimes itdoes seem as if they say human
words.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
They do say human words.
I hate when my cat talks to mein English, really, yeah, he
yells at me and then he's likemeow, meow and I'm like whoa,
whoa, you do not call me that.
Wow, in my house you're goingto call me that.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't like it .
No more food for you cat.
So the dog alerted to thetrained odor of narcotics
emitting again from the buttocksthrough his pants.
So he was instructed to sitdown.
And when Vargas sits down,agents quote noticed a bulge
protruding from his backsidethrough his pants.
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His butthole yawned yeah.
And then Vargas Jesus Christ,he removed it.
It's almost as if he knows thesound perfectly.
Yes, he really did.
That was so accurate, youweirdo yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
After this, I want to hear some yoga from the Boston.
I need some Boston yoga.
I want Boston yoga.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Because this man probably needs to do a little
stretching after this.
So Vargas sat down.
Stuff was protruding from hispants.
Then he removed two black tapedbundles from between his
buttocks.
So it was between.
It wasn't inserted per se.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That for some reason feels even grosser.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I know.
So if you're doing meth, mostlikely it was in the man's, a
person's butt crack at somepoint.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, but obviously anyone smoking meth is
like fuck it man.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm smoking meth, right, I have standards.
Right.
Be safe out there, yeah.
So, upon being read his rights,vargas reportedly agreed to
speak with agents.
He claimed and this isinteresting that he had been
threatened and said he was goingto be paid with two ounces of
meth, while the remaining threeounces would be picked up by an
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unknown individual.
Vargas informed agents heneeded the money.
So he honestly, maybe this wasmeth in a hard place, rock in a
hard place.
Maybe he was just like I needsome cash.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I got to go be a mule for these people with these
dildo drugs.
Yeah, yeah, hopefully I don'tget busted.
And he got caught, he gotbusted.
You never know what.
Yeah, yeah, you never know whathe's going through.
I mean, granted, these drugscould have killed like a bunch
of people, yeah, also that.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
So it's probably best that they're not around like
the butt butt drugs.
Around the drugs, the drugswere, uh, saved.
The people were saved from thedrug, even though they're
technically probably a littlepissed about yeah, I was also.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I was uh just reading about.
In Los Angeles there is a bunchof narcotics that are still
sitting in this warehouse andapparently it's like really full
and they want to start gettingrid of some of the drugs.
But they have drugs in therefrom like 1990.
Whoa Like bundles of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Whoa oh shit.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
How's that 90s cocaine?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That must be good shit.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, before baby laxative.
Seriously, How's that 90s?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
coke, that must be good shit, yeah before baby
laxative.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Seriously so if found guilty, he faces 10 years in
prison.
He is now locked up in a countyjail, and so there you go.
His rap sheet includes priorarrest for possession of a
controlled substance, possessionof drug paraphernalia and
marijuana possession.
So he's just a drug guy yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
He's just trying to make ends meet, the only way he
seems to know how.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, he's staying true.
Put your butt cheeks together,clench them and cross that
border.
Yep, yep.
He must have been nervous thatwhole time.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He probably was.
He was probably his own deadgiveaway.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Yeah, come on, vargas , don't sneeze.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Don't sneeze.
What is that?
A dandelion.
I'm allergic to dandelions,just randomly throws chili
powder at him.
What is happening?
Hilarious, it's not quite asromantic as Johnny Depp made it
in the movie Blow.
No it really isn't?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, he looked fantastic the entire time.
He never looked like he wasawake for three days straight,
no Making terrible decisions.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
He's all handsome and shit he's all handsome the
entire time.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
He's just like.
I can't feel my face.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Sure, Sure Johnny.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh Well, let's get to some Boston yoga.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Ooh, do you have?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
something.
Do you have something?
I'll do a 40,.
Just do a 45 second because Icould go for a relaxation You're
the one that actually does yoga.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I know, just tell everyone to relax and settle the
mind.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
All right, just fucking relax everybody.
Calm your asses, settle thatfucking mind down, okay.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Deep inhales and slow exhales.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Are the Patriots going to win the Super?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Bowl.
They fucking are never winningagain because Tom Brady's gone.
That's why we're going tostretch it out, unless we'll
fucking kill somebody yeah,pretty much very good align
those fucking chakras yeah,align your fucking chakras and
your hat mudras oh my god, I'mless relaxed than ever.
It worked, I'm less relaxedthan ever.
It worked.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I'm sore.
I'm pretty off center right now.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
We're going to knock you off kilter here, like after
the yoga.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Immediately after yoga, everyone pulls out a
cigarette.
That's shavasana.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, that's our hot yoga.
It's just cigarette filledfucking room.
People stressed out.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh my lord.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's out, oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Lord, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, speaking of stress, you know being on trial
it ain't easy right?
No, it's real hard, especiallywhen you— I wouldn't know, you
wouldn't know, you've never beenon trial before.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I've never been on—well I guess I've been in,
you know the eye of publicopinions, trials and
tribulations.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
You've never been on trial like Taylor.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Shabizness, that's her name.
Yes, it is Shabizness, one ofthe best last names of all time.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
She's out of her mind .
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh yeah, she's real nuts.
Her name is Taylor Shabizness.
She's from.
Wisconsin In 2022,.
She ended up killing herboyfriend because she was all
methed out.
Maybe she got it from aperson's butt crack and then she
went.
Wow.
Yep yep, it wasn't a normalmurder.
She ended up cutting off hishead.
Yeah, oh, my God Fully severedit off Saying it was a sex game,
yeah, and then she also cut offhis penis yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Well, man, he lost that game.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah, he lost it, he lost heads.
He didn't say uncle Nice.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So she is now in court.
She's being sentenced and shelunged at her own lawyer in an
outburst.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh my God, why is she lunging at her lawyer?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
She's all mad, she's just super pissed.
Aww, she's horrifying, jerry,look at her.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I said aww to the picture of the boy that died.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
We got him on screen right now.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
He's a sweet cat.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
That's sad.
He looks like a sweet kid.
Yeah, he does look like thekind of guy who's like I'll be
vegan if you're vegan, yeah, butyeah, shabizness is very scary,
very, very scary.
She's seen here lunging at herdefense attorney.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
No, she's creepy looking.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yes, she has the eyes of an evil person.
People are redeemable.
She was sentenced to life in2023, but she was back in a Fond
du Lac court.
That's where our friendAlejandro from Death and
Entertainment is from.
For a hearing because sheattacked a prison guard earlier
this year.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wow, so she's going through it, so she is going ham.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yep, she's like.
All I did was cut off a penisand cut off this guy's head.
Why am I here for life, right?
So the lawyer threw up hishands and he shrugged, and then
five deputies had to go and showyour business, all the business
.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
So I guess it's not going well for her.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
This is the second time she's done.
This too, she's trying tofucking get him.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He just looks.
He's like what are you?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
going to do.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
He's like all right.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All right, well, I tried.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And you know what's even more interesting here.
First of all this the Green Baypolice.
They were on the scene.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
The Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Priests and if you've learned anything from the
Making a Murderer documentary,the Wisconsin accent is
hilarious when they're trying todo anything seriously.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Oh don't?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
you know, you can't kill her oh yeah, and then he
killed her and that's just goingto get how many.
She must have not had manysausages that day.
Oh, my God, it's like Wisconsinaccent is, so it's goofy.
It's goofy and it's light andit's like a doe.
Yeah, it is like a doe.
It's like you're sentenced tolife imprisonment, it's like am
I?
Is this real?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Or are you like a dog ?
Are you being serious?
Right now I can't tell ifyou're being serious.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Like the Boston police.
When they say it, I'm like I'mdefinitely going to prison for
life.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
They can't, although Wisconsin yoga would be pretty
great too.
That would be amazing too.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Align your chakras, everybody.
So February 2022.
Let's go back in time.
So after she mutilated Herboyfriend, tyrone, tyrone, his
name is Tyrone, I'm not going tomake fun of him, but the mom
needed to, maybe not.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I thought you were going to say thyroid.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I know it's T-H-Y-R-I-O-N.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Well, let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Thyroid Okay.
She then sexually abused him.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh boy, she sexually abused.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Thyron yes, this woman is real sick.
Yeah, she then says that shewas choking him during foreplay,
but then there's actualevidence, and I don't know how
you get the evidence.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What is the actual?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
evidence that she did sexual stuff with the body.
I guess the cutting off thepenis is kind of evidence.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, but if she does , I guess sexual stuff with the
body would be like there'd becertain marks that are shown
that prove that there's beeninsertions at a post-mortem of
the skin being alive orsomething, I guess.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Well, shabizna says she quote enjoyed the choking
during sex, which is fairlycommon.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You know, but this is where it becomes uncommon.
I like breathing.
Yes, breathing is fantastic too, but you know it's okay.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, fine, people are into their shit you know, um
.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But then she says I wanted to see what would happen
if I kept going.
Yeah, um.
So what happens?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
you kill oh my god.
So she was just like she justleaned into the that weird
little voice in the head yeah,what if I just keep on choking
him?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
what do you think would happen?
And then the other voice wouldbe like well, he's gonna's going
to die.
And then she's like great.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And then I guess she's like is he?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
though.
And the kid?
He's a white fella.
His name is Shad Thyron.
He does look very innocent,Very innocent he does.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
He looks like he was alive up until the knife was
like one third down his neck.
And he's like alright, I guessI'm still going along with this.
It's still not really my thing,but I really like the way this
night is going.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh well, shebusiness.
She was found guilty of firstdegree intentional homicide,
third degree sexual assault andthen, of course, mutilating a
corpse.
And then the jury.
She was like I'm crazy.
And the jury was like no,you're not, so she is in prison.
And then again she attacked aprison guard, so she's back in
court.
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And then she attacked herlawyer.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
God, she's crazy in a way that's unstable, and she
just keeps proving the fact thatshe should be in there.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, it does make me .
It reminds me that femaleprison is also very scary, isn't
it?
Can you imagine being locked upwith this chick?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
oh my god, that sounds terrible.
Imagine being this girl'scellmate I don't like it.
I don't like one damn bit yeah,she seems like someone who's
like I'm taking the top bunk andthen, at like two in the
morning, she wakes you up.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
She's like I changed my mind oh my god, that's the
most annoying.
Get out of here, all right.
Well, there you, there you go.
That's that story.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Isn't that a fun story?
That is kind of a fun story.
It's a little wacky.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I'm still looking for butt of the week.
Yeah, but it's just, it's very.
This week has just been Budless, it's been budless.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Her lawyer just trying to do her job.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, Lawyers who get beat up are butt of the week.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I don't know yeah yeah, bus drivers have it really
hard.
Maybe the bus?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
driver, I mean this court officer that hits her like
fucking Ray Lewis.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh, does she get tackled, oh man.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
She goes down so easy .
Sometimes I love my job.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
He did that with like one fucking arm.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, she goes down hard, Ba-ba, just push Her
hair's flopping around likeSideshow, bob.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I mean to be fair.
She did her hair terribly thatday.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, I learned a little bit about my prison
documentaries, the way they maketheir makeup.
You know it's mostly pencilshavings and things of that
nature.
It's not really.
It kind of makes them a littlewacky.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Well, now in El Salvador people are going to get
their haircuts.
That guy that got sent there,he's sent there.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
He's the hairstylist they're going to have very good
haircuts.
They're going to look great.
I think Penelope said that onthe Patreon.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Don't let them go.
We've never looked better.
Yeah, alright.
Well, let's move on to a story.
This is a kind of I don't knowif we covered this story, but a
central Florida grandmother.
She's not a good grandmother.
She's been sentenced to fiveyears in prison.
What this is, after nearly twoand a half years after she left
her infant granddaughter in ahot car while she was in her
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care.
The thing that makes thisstranger is that this is the
second child she killed.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yes, oh my.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
God.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
So she killed one.
I'm not laughing.
She killed one kid and then theparents were like, why don't
you just go stay with Grandma,the other kid?
But I would have cut her off.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
I would have After she killed the first kid, but I
would have cut her off.
I would have After she killedthe first kid.
I probably would have cut heroff of kid access?
Yes, how did she kill the firstone?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
So Tracy Nix.
She was previously found guiltyof leaving the child unintended
.
I believe the first childdrowned on her watch, so she was
a former school principal.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Oh my God, yes, she was a former and she was
watching other kids.
Yeah, this is not.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
And she was watching other kids.
Yeah, she should not be aprincipal, so she had gone
inside around 2 pm.
Talked to her dog.
That's accordion.
Talked to her dog, I guessTalked to her dog.
I guess, and practiced playingthe piano for quote a long time
before remembering thegranddaughter was still in the
car.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Temperatures outside in Hardy County reached 90
degrees.
Oh, that poor girl, yeah.
So around 5 pm Nix realized shehad left her granddaughter in
the car with the windows ofcourse rolled up.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Nix's husband then tried to perform CPR, but the
girl died, they say, ofhyperthermia, which I'm not
really sure.
I don't know how that happens,but I guess that's what happened
.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Wow, hyperthermia, not hypothermia.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Oh, I see, so it means you're too hot.
Yeah, I get it.
Thank you, kyle, you got it.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You're so smart, kyle , he's so smart, he's so smart,
so the incident Not even.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Rather, A year after Nix's other grandchild, a
16-month-old Ezra Shock, drownedin Nix's care as the
grandmother was asleep.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Apparently, the little boy opened the doors,
went under a fence and wanderedinto a pond near his
grandparents' house Aw.
But also, that seems like a lotfor a 16-month-old to do.
Yeah, yeah, he's about.
That seems like a lot for a16-month-old to do yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
He's about to go get a job, the fact that he's
walking all the way to a pondand sneaking under the fence.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
They can friggin' go.
Yeah, my kid's starting to runaround.
Well, not run, but he's movingaround enough.
In another six, seven monthshe's going to be taken off.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Setting up the story already.
Yeah, what happened to your son?
We know.
I told you he liked to runaround.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, he started running around a while ago.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Yeah, why'd you take all the fencing off of your
porch?
Maybe he fell, maybe he falls.
He did that.
He did that.
He ate it.
So emotions they ran high incourt this week.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Oh my god, that's so sad.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yes, shock's parents both spoke about their loss and
the sadness about seeing Nixbeing sentenced.
So Kayla, nix Shock, the girl'smother, turned directly to her
mother while talking about theongoing trauma having lost her
two children.
That's so insane.
Oh my God, yes it's bizarrebecause they say I still love
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you.
I hate this.
I hate that I have to choose,but you know I had to, but it
doesn't change my heart.
Drew Shock, baby Earl's father,spoke about the extra steps he
and Clea Nix Shock had taken toprotect Uriel after Ezra's death
.
But they didn't really do agood job because they left her
with the grandmother again.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, that seems like step one of what not to do.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Right.
So Shock says there are somethings you just don't think
about and as parents we have tolive with that for the rest of
our lives.
She has done this twice, oh myGod, and the fact that we're
debating whether she deservesjail time to me is just insane.
So I think he's a little bitmore like yeah, this chick,
because you know it's hisstepmother, or it's his
mother-in-law, Right.
(33:37):
So I think he's just more likeyeah, you, you are a psycho.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, you need to go to prison.
And then she's more like.
She's more like ah, this sucks,this is like my mom.
I don't want my mom to go toprison, right?
It's not like she didn't Forgetit about them.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Why do you keep killing all my kids?
Yeah, fool me once.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
You know, I get it Right, maybe I can kill one kid,
I mean even Casey Anthony.
Yeah, even Casey, now she'sgoing to be, she's going to be,
probably she's very famous.
Yeah, yes.
So this is Nix.
That's the grandmother thatkilled these two kids.
She says I literally forgot fora long period of time.
I'm broken about what happened.
(34:17):
I don't want to leave anyonewith the thought that I'm making
excuses because I'm not.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Again.
She worked as a principal andan educator for 40 years and she
was described highly regarded,maybe, so maybe she did, maybe
her brain was, was gone.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
I mean she says yeah maybe she was like going as an
old woman and it was on herparents to fucking take that
into serious consideration afterthe first kid.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, judge Brandon Raffoul, don't call him a
fucking fool, brandon Raffoul.
He says Yorel is not anisolated incident.
I do not believe she is showingremorse, I believe she is
showing sorrow, which I guess.
Those are different things.
Wait, what, what?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
does that mean?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
So he's like, she's not showing remorse, she's
showing sorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
As in like she's just sad that she's going to jail.
She doesn't feel like sheshouldn't have done this.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
She got a five-year sentence.
I mean, it's not the most I'veever heard of.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Two deaths.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
So last year around 40 recorded hot car deaths were
in the US, so check yourbackseat.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Check your backseat, people Jeez.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Your truck tells you to look in the backseat.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
I know it's very creepy.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I told this joke on my former show where I was like
if I see a baby back there, I'mgoing to freak out.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
It'll just be mine.
It's a little Go Caden.
Hey, it's a little oh Caden.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Hey, it was a little bit weird when I first saw that.
Yeah, why don't you fuckingshut up truck?
That's just Jerry.
I'm in charge here truck.
Oh yeah, that'd be cute.
My dog Jerry, the dog Dog Jerryand human Jerry back there.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Just check your bag Shutting a pup cup Turn around
and I don't know.
I'm waiting for the child lockto come off got any pup cups?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
got any pup cups?
Speaker 2 (35:59):
pup cups.
Do they need to see the dog?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
ask the chat what do?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
you say do you have to see the dog if you're going
to get a pup cup?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
email us.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
You work at Starbucks if I drive through Starbucks
and there's no dog in my car butI ask for a pup cup.
Oh, you know what they actually, they don't see me at first.
First, it's just the speaker.
Oh yeah, so by the time I pullup I'm like ah, the dog ran away
.
Let me go grab this pup cup soI can get it back Eat that pup
cup.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, all right, just lastly.
Butt of the week Whoa, it'shuman meat.
Whoa, yeah, we're doing it.
Butt of the week is human meat.
Don't fucking come in.
So there are now things calledbodyoids.
Oh, this is going to be.
Bodyoids are going to be usedto help grow artificial wombs.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Okay, bodyoids sounds like shit that I avoid from
people.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yes, bodyoids is very it sounds stinky.
Overdose on bodyoids, Bodyoids,Bodyoids it does sound like a
cereal that has steroids in it.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
That makes you strong .
Sound like John.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Cena, but so I'm sorry.
Bodyoids would be grown inartificial wombs.
Okay, they can withstandendless pain.
What this is where we are now,the future is here.
Mothers can already withstandendless pain.
What this is where we are now,the future is here.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Mothers can already withstand endless pain.
They do it constantly, everyday, since the beginning of time
.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Sometimes they snap and kill their whole family,
though so will this happen Stillcounts With what is being
called soulless human bodies.
Oh my God, that are used solelyfor medical reasons.
That's creepy.
Karsten T Charlesworth andHenry T Greeley and Hiromutsi
(37:45):
Nakachachi.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Nice job.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Nakachi.
Thank you, I am trying.
They made a bizarre pitch toMIT Technology Review, saying
that they have createdzombie-like bodies of flesh that
can be used for human, forgrowing human organs and for
transplants.
What the fuck, yeah, and theysay this is going to be using
stem cell research.
You know, one of the earliestcell types to form during human
(38:09):
development, the stem cells.
They've already been used togrow organic matter and now they
simply want it to grow whatresembles a human embryo and
then, from there, the humanembryo would grow.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh my God, Dude, that's sick.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That's sick.
It's interesting.
This is a moral debate.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's a moral debate.
I am against it.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Organic matter matters.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Organic matter.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
What it's interesting .
So researchers.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
They're going to grow a child yes, that actually has
whose literal parents would bescience, yeah.
And was born out of a dead body.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
They're going to be nerds, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
No, they're going to be a lot more fucked up than
nerds.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, they're going to be body-oids.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, damn, yeah, damn, yeah.
And then they become sentient.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Shit.
So the plan is going to usegenetic techniques to stunt
brain production.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
So they're going to be all dumb and then, once
they're grown, the bodies couldquote could address many ethical
problems in modern medicine,offering ways to avoid
unnecessary pain and suffering.
That's what the scientists aresaying.
So they're like, yeah, this ishorrible, it's a little trippy,
yeah, but they say it's nodifferent than ethical meat.
They wrote, for example, theycould offer an ethical
(39:24):
alternative to the way wecurrently use non-human animals
for research and food, providingmeat or other products with no
animal suffering or awareness.
So I don't know if we'resupposed to be eating the human
meat.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Yeah, yeah, like.
What is that?
What does that even mean?
I need to watch that scene inJurassic Park to really
understand that.
Yeah, I think so too.
I think that would help clarifythings for me.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
The researchers have said there's going to be some
ethical questions.
We've got some ethicalquestions here, but stress the
world of possibilities thatcould open up if the spare
bodies are developed.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, it's alittle matrix-y.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, it is.
It's really strange.
It's like they want to figureout.
They want to stunt the brainand grow the body enough so that
they can figure out how toexperiment on it so that it
doesn't feel pain.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yes, they say that it's not going to feel pain
because it's not going to havethe brain sensors or whatever to
feel the pain.
So the testing potentiallytortures the creatures, as
they're sentient, and feel pain.
That's obviously what the mainquestion is Dude.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
this is a crazy sci-fi horror film.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, it is.
I'm going to get new slurs outof it.
I'm going to be like thisfucking bodyoid.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah, look at this bodyoid.
Were like this fucking bodyoid.
Yeah, look at this bodyoid.
Were you a bodyoidist?
You fucking asshole?
Yeah, that's my girlfriend,dude.
Yeah, I don't like them verysmart, but look at her body.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
Total bodyoid babe.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
So here is everything you need to know about the
proposal.
Scientists have proposedgrowing human bodies, without
conscious, for medical use.
These bodies could serve as asource for organ transplant and
solve shortages, which I guessis a big problem.
The pitch poses serious moraldilemmas about the misuse of
technology, and the concept ofonce fiction is edging closer
and closer to actual science.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
So then they believe it's not actual science.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, it is going to become.
I believe it is actual science,but it's soon to become a
reality.
Oh boy, it's definitely science.
It's a weird science.
It's a weird one.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yes, it's a really weird one.
I guess I can't separate humansfrom their souls and feelings
and stuff.
So this whole experiment doessound torturous and I don't know
how that person would come outusing these quote unquote bodies
.
Like I'm concerned for thebodies, yeah, well, yeah.
(41:46):
You hear bodies, you thinkpeople Right.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You think hearts, and then if you get like a heart
from a soulless body, does itactually work?
Does it work?
Yeah, and then does it make youturn to the dark side?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Maybe it makes you evil A lot less makes us turn to
the dark side.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Not getting my pup cup at the Starbucks drive-thru
just because I don't have a dogmade me turn to my dark side.
I agree, yeah, I'm a fuckingdog.
So they say the clinical trialsthat risk harm to humans and
can take a decade or longer tocomplete won't be necessary.
Only about 15% of those trialsare actually successful.
So I don't know.
It's the future, we're in itnow and they're saying well,
(42:30):
we're already experimenting withhuman beings and they feel
stuff.
So these are not going to behuman beings, but they're going
to be meat.
What?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
the fuck that's so weird.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Apparently, there's 100,000 Americans currently
waiting for a solid organtransplant.
So I mean, if you're one ofthese 100,000 people, do you
take the road of?
Hey, it's going to be worth itif it saves my life.
Get that bodyoid in there rightnow.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Get that bodyoid in there right now.
Get that bodyoid in there.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
It wasn't.
Yeah, it was basically sciencefiction until very, very
recently, and then these threepsychopaths were just like no, I
think we can do it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Oh, my God, I want to watch Re-Animator now.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Movie's amazing.
Yeah, barbara, not BarbaraCorcoran, she's from Shark Tank,
barbara Compton, yes, indeed,all right.
So anyway, what's the chat gotto say?
Speaker 3 (43:20):
The chat Are they pro-humanoid, anti-humanoid.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (43:25):
So we want to create a subservient human to
experiment on?
Vanessa said.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
They're called the Irish Don't, that's a joke,
that's a joke, ha ha oh, I'mirish.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
I can say that, yeah, um, I'm not irish, but they're
asking aren't we having apopulation crisis already?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I know, right, too many people.
Now we're gonna make fakepeople.
Yeah, what are they gonna dowith the farts?
Speaker 3 (43:45):
yeah, hysteric it's saying.
Someone said science is aboutcoulda, not shoulda.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Oh, that's very true, we can do it, so let's do it
yeah, also, you know how manypeople are gonna try to to all
those stupid scientists, howmany of them are going to fuck
those bodies.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh my God, Absolutely so many stupid scientists, oh
my God.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Fucked like a bodyoid hey.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
You are really into this word?
Yeah, bodyoid.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Hey, Farvera.
Yeah, why do you keep on makingbig dicks on all these guys?
You know dick transplantsaren't that big in the country.
Well, I just don't know.
You never know when there'sgoing to be a run on dicks.
Yeah, yeah, yep, you seem to besucking all of them.
I'm not sucking this dick, I'mpumping up the humanoid.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, yeah, that's what it is In your fantasy.
The scientist lady sees a dickand can't help but to just
slobber up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Anyway, I've seen that video before.
Yeah yeah, hot stuff, anythingelse.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
Pano's saying he's getting on his flight back to
Oregon, leaving within the hour,hopes it doesn't crash, but if
it does, pray he survives, get abig payout and then he can fund
Die Bud for the rest of ourlives.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Hey, please God.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Why was that the turn of events?
Because I love that.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
Hell yeah, so much we got to get bonafide, oh no.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
I hope some drunk people fight on your plane,
force the plane to turn aroundand land, and then you get your
money back.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Oh, that's a good way to do it.
Yeah, yes, yes, all right.
Well, what another fantasticweek of OK Bud.
We'll be back next week.
Enjoy this week's Death inEntertainment.
Week of OK Bud.
We'll be back next week.
Enjoy this week's Death andEntertainment.
We discuss Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Alright, everyone.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Hail yourself.
Oh, shoot me your tattoos.
By the way, thanks to everyonewho's been DMing me your
beautiful Hail Yourself tattoos.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
I know it really is making me in the mood to get one
.
It's nice.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Okay, Hail Yourself.
Talk to you soon.
Bye.
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