April 10, 2025 • 52 mins
A restored Paddington statue, an autism defense for a killer, execution complications, and nightclub disaster survivors make up just a portion of this jam-packed episode where the unexpected becomes the norm.
The hosts kick things off with the lighthearted story of Paddington the Bear's statue making a triumphant return after being vandalized, complete with his signature sandwich and a ceremonial unveiling that brings smiles all around. But the mood shifts as they examine Brian Koberger's defense team's controversial strategy of claiming his autism diagnosis should exempt him from the death penalty—a tactic quickly shut down by the judge.
Death row makes another appearance as we hear about a convicted Florida killer who claimed his obesity and sciatica should prevent his execution. The hosts explore the dark irony that his victim was killed while simply trying to eat lunch, while he enjoyed an elaborate final meal before meeting his fate with a lethal injection. The combination of tragedy and absurdity showcases the podcast's ability to find the strange nuances in even the darkest stories.
The conversation takes a somber turn with coverage of the devastating nightclub disaster in the Dominican Republic that claimed approximately 200 lives when a roof collapsed during a performance. Through eyewitness accounts and emergency response details, the hosts paint a vivid picture of the tragedy while honoring the victims who were simply trying to enjoy a night out.
From life-or-death situations, the podcast pivots to explore something more relatable—when Americans begin to panic about their phone batteries dying. The surprising survey results reveal generational differences in technology dependence, with younger people experiencing anxiety at much higher battery percentages than their older counterparts.
Finally, two bizarre crime stories round out the episode: a Minnesota woman whose journal entry "totally stole a car today" led to her arrest, and the shocking incident involving the wife of Weezer's bassist who allegedly fired at police officers outside her Eagle Rock home.
Have you experienced your own technology panic moments? Ready to share your thoughts on these wild stories? Drop us a line at okbudpod@gmail.com or join our community on Patreon at patreon.com/diebud where the conversation continues.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know where to find dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't know.
We'll talk about it.
Yeah, we'll talk about it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're going to Pizza Hut.
Ha, ha ha.
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(00:40):
We have a bunch of dog picsthat just came in and a series
of nice motivational storiesthat people sent us.
Oh, that's nice yes.
They say we love you guys, andthis podcast is becoming my new
fave Things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, we have gotten such nice letters.
Thank you all.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So thank you all so much.
All right, let's start todaywith a couple of updates,
because as the show continues,we have a lot of those.
Yeah, do you guys remember thestory about Paddington the Bear?
Yes, the statue was destroyedby two drunken maniacs.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh right, Criminal mischief.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Criminal mischief.
Well, it's been replaced.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wait with what?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
With Paddington.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They did it again.
They put him back.
He's fully there again.
The bitch is back.
Yeah, Paddington.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yes, bitch Paddington .
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, he didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No he didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, he doesn't do anything wrong, just the sequel
name.
Was he eating a sandwich before?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, maybe they gave him a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They gave him a sandwich now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Because they very true.
If you disturb someone whenyou're eating, that's an extra
five years on your sentence.
It really is just assholebehavior.
Oh my god, if you fucking killme when I'm eating pizza, please
wait.
If you have your sniper rifleon me right now and I'm between
your crosshairs, let me eat thefucking slice of pizza before
you pull the trigger orsuperseding indictments or
superseding big words.
Okay, kyle, coming in with bigwords, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I just don't want to get shot while I'm at the crust
part.
That would really piss me off.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm not a crust person.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I was going to say you called crust the handle of
the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It is yeah, it makes sense.
So imagine like the crust beingthe last thing on your taste
buds.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yeah, that's rough , just horrible.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Have a little respect , nothing to wash it down with,
except for lack of dignity.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Your blood.
Well, that's very true.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Gurgle, gurgle.
So the one thing Paddington theBear has not is blood.
But he is now fully back on hislittle chair and he's eating
his sandwich and everyone issuper happy.
And the Vandals, they're doingtheir community service and they
probably have to walk by himevery day and say Paddington,
you won this round.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So far they can just redo it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean, anyone can go tear the sandwich away
from him.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
But there was a whole premiere.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They uncovered him and stuff like he was a nun.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
On her wedding day after she stopped being a member
of the convent.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's like his first communion.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it's really powerful.
This is when he was sawed inhalf.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I kind of like gutted out Paddington now.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I really do yeah, it gives you a new seat for like a
kid to sit in there, and they'rePaddington now yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh, my God, and also you know, paddington is hanging
on someone's wall right now,right.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh yeah, but what?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
if, when they tore him apart, indeed they did find
a child inside, they thought itwas a child and that gravedigger
threw him down the hill.
It ended up being Wee man whojust jumps out and kicks you in
the balls.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Jackass.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Runs away.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you see that story about?
Well, it's not really a story,but there was a monk and he put
himself into a Buddhist statueand they did an MRI on the
statue and they're like thatstatue has bones.
Wow, he's in there forever.
What?
Yeah, I don't know People doweird stuff with their bodies
when they're dying.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That is so weird.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't think I would want to be stuck in a statue,
or maybe that's the coolestplace to be.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I guess maybe if the body's already dead.
It would suck if you died inthe statue right, that sounds
pretty torturous.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
called the brazen bull.
Is that what that's called?
Well, that was the dude whomade that bull for ancient rome,
one of these little kings orsomething like that and the guy
made it.
And then the king was likelet's test it out.
So then he made the guy whomade it get inside and he's like
let's see if it works.
And they light it on fire.
Right, they let a fireunderneath the brazen bull's
belly and then he gets alltoasted up in there, oh damn.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And the reason they?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
say it's brazen bull is because when he screams it
sounds like a bull yelling oh.
Yeah, so technically he did agreat job, fun for the whole
family.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That is really cute.
It reminds me of this one movieMidsommar.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh yes.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Do that to the dude and the bear.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Reminded me of Ace Ventura.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's a different movie.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
A lot of different memories Got to escape from the
ass, though.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, that was.
My only annoying thing withMidsommar was the way that
people said it Midsommar,midsommar.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Has anyone seen Midsommar?
Yeah, and if you said it wrong.
They're like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You don't even know it's a Rex.
It's Chile, yeah, okay.
Well, speaking of Chile, thecold cell that Brian Koberger is
currently sitting in a littleupdate on Koberger, and this is
just.
I'm just going to straight uplaugh.
I'm not laughing at autism, Iam laughing at the idea.
With autism.
Yes, I am laughing with autism,Because autism is like no, I
(05:27):
got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, it's like an anolemia out of this.
It's funnier than me.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Brian Koberger's defense, in order for him to
avoid the death penalty which hewill most likely get if
convicted, is trying to say hecan't be put to death.
He's autistic.
So they say he's too autisticto be put to death, which I
don't know.
Is that a reason?
Apparently, the judge says no,it doesn't matter, we kill like
(05:51):
everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We kill everyone.
It doesn't matter what state ofmind or health you're in.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yes, have you talked to people on death row?
At no point.
You're like that guy's prettysmart, Right, Really intelligent
.
So he appeared in court onWednesday and the conversation
turned to his recent diagnosisof autism spectrum disorder.
Because you know you'reautistic, you can either look
for Walmart or look forunderwear at Kmart.
(06:16):
Or you can count or you killfour people in a sorority house.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's autism.
Yeah, you know it's a slipperyslope, but it can happen.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The judge made it clear that it will not be used
by the state of Idaho during thesentencing phase again, if
found guilty.
So you can't just be like I'mautistic, Right which?
Is the funniest fucking defensewhich is stupid as hell.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's offensive too.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It is offensive.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
God damn it, I can't.
You can't put me in.
It's like no, it is offensive.
God damn it, I can't.
You can't put me in.
It's like no.
It's like one of those peoplein LA that it's like no, you
don't get it.
I'm like neurodivergent.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh God, I see things differently.
Welcome to the fucking club.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It doesn't mean you have to drive like an asshole.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, right.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So the attorneys, Attorneys are like he's on the
spectrum, he can't be sentencedto death.
And now, of course, that hasbeen taken away as quote, an
aggravating factor.
It worked?
No, it did not.
Oh, okay, it did not the judgewas like I don't care.
And so we don't know if that'strue, yeah, and you're just sort
(07:19):
of probably throwing anythingagainst the wall to see what
sticks like the blood on thewalls of that sorority home.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I know I hate when people say they're on the
spectrum because by default,everybody's on the spectrum,
because that's what a spectrumis.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You can't just say well, I'm on it and you're not.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, pretty much Like being gay, right guys, yeah
we're all on it, we're all onit.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That cock.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Even if it's your own , even if.
But you have a weird attachmentto.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Memories coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Memories coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Past lives, past lives, ultra gay past lives.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's not gay.
It happened at night.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh right.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's not gay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm autistic.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So it makes the crime even more heinous when it comes
to what it makes the crime Okay, even more heinous when it
comes to what it makes the crimeOkay.
So an aggravating factor in acase makes the crime more
heinous, such as premeditation,committing the act in front of a
child or showing lack ofremorse.
So the judge basically I don'tknow they say Wait, hold on now.
(08:19):
Is the judge granting thisdefense request?
No, there's no way.
No.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, he's not.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He's probably saying it's a huge lack of remorse, so
that's why they're not.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yes, indeed, all right.
Well, fine, anyway, that's theKoberger update.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's good he's autistic.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He's autistic.
He was diagnosed with ASD inFebruary.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And his team was like that should stop him from the
death penalty oh, oh great yeah,he might.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Just I think he's going to be too scared to get,
uh, the death penalty.
So I think, right before thetrial starts, they're going to
try to exhaust every possibleroute, and this is, of course,
is one of them.
They tried to get the dnathrown out, everything.
Uh, I think that he's justgoing to plead guilty at the end
of all the pleading yeah, youthink so yeah, because if he
pleads out they, they might givehim a deal that just says you
can go to prison for life andnot get killed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
But if he goes to trial he's going to be killed.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, but it's crazy because it's like, technically,
both sentences are being put todeath.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, your freedom's killed, but you get to still
stay alive.
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But also don't you go on death row for like 15 years?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, the average stay is 20 years.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, wow.
Let's move on from Coburger,the man who has.
Perhaps he should have said hehad Asperger's.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Coburger with Asperger's.
It just rolls right off thetongue.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Burger with Asperger's.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Let's move on to another man.
This person is on death row andthey said it wasn't autism that
was going to keep him fromgetting killed.
It was the fact he was a big,fat asshole.
Oh yes, this guy, he was amorbidly they say morbidly obese
killer.
Wow, yes, and they say he's toofat to be killed he should be
(09:58):
too fat to kill, right?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
yeah, you gotta get away from this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He was a convicted killer who kidnapped and
strangled a Miami newspaperworker 25 years ago.
Wow, yes, so his last oh Jesus.
But you know, he doesn't.
That doesn't look that bad.
He doesn't look that bad.
He looks kind of like a regularat a place.
I go yeah, just normal, yeah,that's what scared me about it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right you never know who's lurking in the wings,
because he reminded me aboutthree different people that I
know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right, I know, just kind of a bald dude.
White fella got eyebrows and aface and shit.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
You know Weird.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So what do you think his last meal was?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
A lot of sweets.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Cereal Ish, so Cereal Ish.
So he was reading Bible versesand then he ate a bunch of bacon
, Okay.
Then he had a candy bar.
Went sweet and savory with it,Okay, Nice.
And then he had ice creamCandied bacon.
Well, it's not.
Well.
I guess if you have the candybar with the bacon you put it in
your mouth, at the same timeyou can candy that bacon right
(11:00):
on your tongue.
Damn, this guy has the rightidea.
I mean, he also ate likesomeone who was autistic.
Yeah, so it was bacon.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Maybe he ate like someone that was about to die.
What are you counting calories?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess not, but a candy bar, ice cream and bacon.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah For your final meal yeah, totally, I would eat
so much chocolate.
I would just pile it on likenot worry about having to pass
it through or anything, notworry about it getting stuck
anywhere Because, hello, where'sit going.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, the place I am.
You know, jerry, she killedthat school.
She killed those 20 kids inthat school, but she loves her
chocolate.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But she loves her chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She loves her cookies .
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Also, why'd you kill?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
all those kids in that school.
Yeah, what the hell, becauseI'm autistic, oh, fantastic,
yeah, you're free.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Michael Tanzi.
He was 48.
He was given a fatal injectionat the Florida State Prison,
which I also think is the sameprison that killed Ted Bundy, if
I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Really.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Because that's where it all happened, in Tallahassee,
and that's the capital ofFlorida.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So I believe that this man died in the same room
as everyone's favorite hunk thatfucks skulls is after he buried
them in the ground.
Okay, so he was pronounced deadat 6.12 pm for the ruthless
murder of a very respected MiamiHerald production worker, janet
Acosta.
(12:18):
He killed her in April of 2000.
That's crazy.
And talk about food.
This story involves that aswell.
Why Acosta?
She was eating lunch in her van.
No, she was on a fucking breaktrying to deal with being a
woman in media in 2000 inFlorida, just trying to have a
(12:39):
goddamn Cobb salad.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What did we just say about getting killed in the
middle of a meal?
That's like the most insultingtime.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They shouldn't have given this guy a last meal.
They shouldn't have you killedher during her last meal.
Yeah, you don't get one.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, they should have let him bring it right up
to his mouth and then shot himin the head.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yep Tansy attacked and robbed her before driving
the vehicle to the Florida KeysTrash.
Come on, trash Florida Keys.
They're just killing someone,probably eating her lunch, on
the way.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, gross.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And, just being all fat, eating her egg sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And then going to the Keys and going for like a
paddle.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't know, Apparently in the Keys.
That's where he strangled herand left her body on an island.
On an island, so that means shehad to do the drive with him
also.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's so annoying.
That's like a three-hour drive,depending on where the keys are
going.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And she's hungry.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She's all pissed off.
She's got to hang out with thisasshole.
She's not full?
No, so the murderer's legalteam.
They attempted to stop theexecution many, many times,
Including one based on theargument that he shouldn't be
killed because he's such a fat,fucking asshole.
And this is funny, he also hadsciatica.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I'm sorry.
What is he?
A mother?
What the fuck does that have todo with it?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Good news this injection's gonna cure it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You can't kill me.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I have my sciatica, I want to live in pain, so they
say that could lead to.
You can't kill me.
I have my sciatica Right.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I want to live in pain what the?
So they say that could lead toa cruel amount of pain during
the lethal injection.
What I'm against the deathpenalty, Everyone knows that.
But it is what it is in thiscase and it's happened.
Yeah, so I'll have some funwith it, because fuck this guy.
Yeah.
But the Florida Supreme Court,they said no, it doesn't matter
if you have sciatica or ifyou're really fat, if you have a
(14:26):
headache that day.
Maybe you should stop killingpeople and taking their lunches
like you're in Billy Madison andyou're Chris Farley driving a
bus, right?
So his last meal consisted of apork chop bacon, a baked potato
, corn, soda, ice cream and acandy bar.
So there was more than just thebacon.
He also had some good starchesin there and you know he got
(14:50):
carbo-loaded.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know.
So that's kind of nice.
But really the bacon, the candybar and the ice cream I wasn't
aware that you could get so manyitems.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, where's the line here?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah right, because back in the day you could be
like I want a Chick-fil-A andthey would give it to you, but
I'm fairly certain they stoppedthat.
So all of this is made inprison.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, Pork, chop bacon, potato, corn, soda, ice
cream and candy bar Jesus.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
What a schmuck.
That's why he was so fat.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but the whole thing about the putting to death
thing is really really creepy.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, I would be upset if I was the one who had
to put him to death, because youknow, as soon as he's killed,
he's going to excavate all thatwaste.
Yeah, yeah.
And now who's cleaning up thepants?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
It says a correction.
Officer shook his shoulders andsaid his name twice before he
was declared dead.
He's out.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They should do an umpire.
You're out of here, Like inwrestling.
He's going to lift his arm up,yeah three times.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Imagine the third one .
Speaker 2 (15:55):
He's like oh my God, he's hulking up, oh my.
God.
So after this big fat pig ate abig fat pig in multiple ways,
with both pork chop and bacon, abaked potato, corn, soda, ice
cream and a candy bar, he metwith a spiritual advisor.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Did she advise him to stop killing in the afterlife?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I really hope that one of his punishments is that
there's a pork chop near hismouth at all times that he can't
eat.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Maybe one of his punishments will be like there's
going to be constantly areporter asking him about shit
that doesn't matter constantlyin his life.
Yeah, His afterlife.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And all he wants to talk about is his sciatica.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, that's the last thing they bring up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
My leg is really hurting.
It's like shooting pins.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's shooting pins.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You don't want to talk about that.
So he read a Bible verse andthen he did say softly, he said
I'm going to apologize to thefamily.
So he did apologize to thefamily, which I'm sure is very
little solace for them.
So his chest heaved for aboutthree minutes.
(17:00):
No, not after eating the bacon,that was after the lethal dose.
Wow, and as jerry uh mentioned,a correction officer shook him
to death even further declaredhim dead.
My god, he was convicted offirst-degree murder, carjacking,
kidnapping, kidnapping andarmed robbery.
Oh my God, so horrible.
(17:22):
So Tansy Acosta was gagged byTansy.
Then he sexually assaulted her.
Wow, during her terrifyingfinal moments, jesus According
to the Commission on CapitalCases, they say he drove her to
an isolated area in kudjoe key,told her he was going to kill
(17:42):
her and then began to strangleher.
Wow, he stopped to place ducttape over her mouth, nose and
eyes in an attempt to quiet herand then strangled her until she
expired.
So that's the fact this guy gotto live 25 years and he's only
only 48.
He's only 48.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So he did that so young.
Yeah, that much rage at 23years old.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, that's when you have it Jeez.
That's why they're alwaysrecruiting these kids in high
school.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When the boys are full of spunk, anger, rage.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Maybe a little racism .
Speaker 3 (18:14):
It's just A little Completely random.
A little completely random thatthat he just found this lady
and was like I'm just gonna killyou oh, it's insane, and you
know you hate her car.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You know you hate your co-workers so much.
Yeah, when you have to havelunch in the car, yeah that's
when you're just like.
You're just like todd, I am,I'm done, I'm going to lunch
yeah, lunch, and they're likegreat, I'll go with you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What's for lunch today?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
nothing I'm going to my no, yeah, no no, that makes
it even worse because she's noteven playing the political game
like oh, I'll like hang out witheverybody and try to move up
the ladder yeah, yeah she's likefuck this, I'm just gonna go
have some peace and quiet, andthen gets killed.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That she was awful yeah, because she was super
successful and she's just like.
I can't hear the the typing.
I can't hear anyone's opening ofsoda yeah, or just you know
that one person who just has arunny nose.
All the time I worked in anoffice for one year and I got it
I understood why people I'm notgoing to say do it, but shoot
them up, because there was oneperson that was next to me that
(19:09):
was just constantly doing that,just constantly.
And I don't know if they knewthey were doing it, but you
could feel it and at first I waslike it's not a big deal, and
then it just slowly but surelygrates on you to a point where
you start to hate them, eventhough they haven't really done
anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Damn it, Janice.
It's just their presence.
Presence of sniffles.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, oh well, just get it cleaned up or just do
something.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Go to the bathroom and just snot rocket it out.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes God, caroline Green it out.
Yes, god, caroline, carolinegreen.
That was one of her co-workersand close friends, she says.
It makes me want to cry, that'swhy I haven't spoken about it.
Janet was the nicest personyou'd ever meet.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh, oh, so sad what a terrible way to go so fucking
loser.
Needless to say, you fuckingdeserve to die with sciatica
pain, like what the fuck likeit's so weird strange that is
just the dumbest excuse, the theexcuses from killers today.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Autism and sciatica, yes I mean seriously apparently
this was the third execution inflorida this year.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh so there you go motherfuckers are just flicking
them off, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
My God, all right, well, I guess.
Well, we'll just there's.
No, we can't really make jokesabout this because it's just so
freaking sad, but it is deathrelated and it is Jerry's people
.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It is.
This is coming in worldly newsfrom Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
There was an event and it was at a nightclub and
unfortunately, 200 people andcounting are now dead when the
nightclub roof collapsed.
It's insane, so freaking, sad,and they just wanted to go have
a nice night.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Just wanted to have a nice night, go to a concert.
There was a prominent Latinartist, Dominican artist, that
was pretty well known and he wason stage.
He died.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There were some ex-baseball players.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Couple of b-ballers there.
Baseball players.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It was like a big deal club.
There was like some high-endpeople there.
This is where you dressed up.
You bought some expensivetickets, you wore your heels.
Yes, you had a nice time.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
According to the news , the majority of the bodies
recovered overnight were femaleand they're still being
identified.
An official statement from thecountry's emergency center
operations on Wednesday said allreasonable possibilities of
finding more survivors had beenexhausted.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
So everyone that is currently there, that is their
final resting place.
This is what they say.
In the last days, rescue teamshave worked uninterrupted to
remove debris, helping thewounded and rescuing people that
were alive.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
They go on to say.
However, having exhausted anyreasonable possibility of
finding more survivors, theoperation is now in a different
phase of finding more survivors.
The operation is now in adifferent phase, nonetheless
sensitive and crucial therecovery of human bodies with
due respect and dignity thatevery victim deserves.
So do we have any idea why thisroof?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
collapsed?
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I haven't read anything about what happened.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I don't know either, but there is some iPhone footage
running around social media ofthe before moments.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It seems to be just like a singer on stage nightclub
dancing Out of nowhere.
You see one of.
Like the heavy stage lightsfall down, oh my God.
And then everything just likebecomes chaos.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
It falls all pretty quickly at the same time, oh my
God, the roof collapsed at 1o'clock in the morning.
That's crazy.
That's peak fun time right,yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's so scary.
With a lot of these places too,like in different countries,
you have, uh, nightclubs andlike wedding venues where
they'll have like ceilingcollapses and actual floor
collapses too.
Really, I wonder if it'sbecause it's these type of
venues.
They're always loud so youdon't hear the lead up to it,
which is like probably a lot ofcracking and crumbling, and
you're like, oh shit, now it's,it's way too late yeah, that's
(23:02):
so true.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And if we know dominicans and I do, yeah, the
dominicans are loud they're loudpeople anyway they want, they
want to put, they want to blastthe music they don't want to.
They wouldn't feel anything.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
They were too busy feeling the bass yeah, oh, my
god, I know the dominicanrepublic.
Uh, republic parade in New Yorkwas always a blast.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It is so much fun, lots of butts bouncing and loud
music, like every day in myneighborhood.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, they don't need a parade.
No, it's a fun group of people.
Yes, so the artist that wassinging was Ruby Perez.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And his orchestra, and Perez's body was recovered
from the scene Wednesday morning, obviously not alive, so I've
seen him.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh my Lord, he was recovered.
It's so sad.
You know there was a phone calltoo.
There's been a couple phonecalls of people stuck in the
rubber.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh my God, Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
There's like one dude making a call to his dad and
it's just like.
He's just like crying for help.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I don't even know if that guy made it out yeah, I was
gonna ask do we know ifanybody's talked as a survivor,
because we've seen there's 220people dead.
I don't know how many peopleactually survived this thing I
haven't seen yet well, they said, 189 people had been rescued
alive from the rubble.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Wow, that's crazy, there was quite a few folks
we'll say if you are going tomake a phone call kind of a
1990s joke here you can call oneof those 900 numbers because
you won't have to pay the charge, because you'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You can talk to a hot babe.
Right, right, right.
That's what your mind is onwhen there's a bunch of concrete
on top of you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Am I going to get charged for this?
Am I going to get charged anhour?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You think I care, I'll take it.
I'm sure my insurance willcover this.
My lungs are currently beingcollapsed.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, what am I wearing?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
A roof.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
A roof.
So, as we mentioned, the causeof the disaster currently
undetermined.
We'll keep you up to date onthat.
The nightclub was built morethan 50 years ago.
It had the capacity to hold 500people.
There isn't an indication thatit was over capacity.
Yeah, so I don't think it wasthat.
Also, would that cause a roofto collapse?
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, seriously I don't think so, but my heart
goes out to my people and all ofthe families.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It is just so horrible.
You go out.
You got your nice sequineddress on.
You're just going to have agood time.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know.
This is why I can't wear heelswhen I go out.
I always feel like I have to beready to run.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
This is why we talked about how schools are banning
Crocs.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Because you're like well, what if a shooter comes in
?
Ted Right, you want to die in aCroc.
Worst shoes to die in.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Just horrible.
Health Minister Victor Atala.
He said most of the traumainjuries suffered were blows to
the head.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I suppose as you can imagine Probably For him to hit
him.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Maybe a little bit of solace.
Not really, but he says themajority of people who died died
instantly.
Many were sitting down theceiling hit them in the head or
the chest.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
The name of the nightclub is the Jet Set.
Yes, and it's one of thenightclub is the Jet Set?
Yes, and it's the Caribbean.
It's one of the Caribbeannation's most famous venues.
So, god dang, anyway, very,very sad.
Be safe out there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And you know what, If you're going to die.
What a way to go.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Die doing what you love.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Die doing what you love.
Hope you're dancing.
I hope you smiled.
I hope you were peeking at theperfect time.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, Dominicans do love to dance.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yes, well, who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Who doesn't, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Same.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Indeed.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
All right.
Well, let's talk about panic inanother way.
Most Americans, when do youthink and we mentioned phones,
so this is kind of a segue youthink and this will.
We mentioned phones, so this iskind of a segue.
Most americans begin to paniconce their phone number battery
hits.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What number do you think, jerry?
Uh, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I want to say 18 18 kyle, when do you think most
americans begin to freak outthat they're about to lose phone
service?
Oh, no, wait, it's way earlier.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I was gonna say 19, because 20 people like I still
got it, and then you see after20 like oh shit.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So yeah, I'll gonna say 19, because 20 people like I
still got it, and then you see,after 20 like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
So yeah, I'll go with 19 that's because all of us are
neurodivergent.
Oh, real people.
They say 38 percent.
Ah, that's when they begin toget panic.
Percent, uh, percentage stress.
But I am so adhd I'll look atit at five percent and be like I
still have like a solid 30, Ican make it home with that yeah
five percent and be like I stillhave like a solid 30, I can
make it home with that.
Yeah, five percent, yeah, right,yeah, you don't mean percents,
(27:22):
it is away from zero.
Yeah, it's five full percent,five full percent.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
What do you think I'm doing with my phone?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
that's why I'll go to sleep and my phone's like a two
percent.
Then I wake up and I'm like whymy phone dead?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
yeah, I had enough, two percent.
I literally do the same thing,and then it's just like and then
I'm like, oh, at 2%, I'll belike, oh, I should probably turn
the Wi-Fi off and the Bluetoothso it stops sucking up all the
battery in the background.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Right, dim your thing .
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Literally, my charger is right there.
Yeah, no, I like it by my head.
I want to get the brain canceras I sleep.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Exactly, I want that radiation.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
So Americans say 38%, they begin to panic, which I
think is a little high.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
It is a little high.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
What are they doing?
But also.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I've also had people look at my phone on like 7% just
out in public in the middle ofthe day and they're like you're
a psychopath, aren't you rushingfor a charger right now?
I'm like, nah, I know where I'mat, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'll be fine.
Do you remember those decadesof life we had before this?
Yeah, decades of life we hadbefore this.
Yeah, come on, come on.
So this was a survey of 2,000people and they asked them
exactly when is it?
The majority of folks said 38%,just under 40, obviously Weak.
It's because you're weak.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That is.
I don't know why this is.
According to Talker Research,they found that a cooler third
of Americans they said 34%.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Okay.
So then there's like the 34%Right, right, and then, in
exceptionally, one in eight, onein eight Americans, they say
13%.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And that's as low as it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, we're insane so we're complete losers.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
But it's kind of interesting.
Gen Z, perhaps the generationthat has grown up with the cell
phone.
Yes, right, they begin to worryat 44% not to get into the
numbers here because numbers areboring for radio but basically
Gen Z starts to worry earlierthan generations of people who
are like I can live without aphone.
I'll be fine for five hours.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, Because they're still.
They always want attention andpeople talking and all that I
love.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Unlike us, we're podcasting.
Yeah, love.
Unlike us, we're podcasting.
That's my favorite thing.
Yeah, these kids, all they dois talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
But if my phone dies, I'm actually kind of happy for
a while, because then I'm likeno one can talk to me.
It's super nice.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I'm like oh man, this is really nice, even when your
phone is on a charger away fromyou you're like ah, sorry, which
I'm an elder millennial.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
they're similar to Gen Z.
They say 43%, so it's roughlythe same.
So after it gets under 50% forthe younger generation, they
start to sort of panic.
But again, my brain just Ithink I'm optimistic.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I guess I don't .
It really doesn't matter, andsometimes I'll just have like
I'll be doing something on myphone.
I'll be like, oh yeah, I'll bedoing something on my phone.
I'll be like oh yeah, I want toGoogle that question.
It's like nope, my phone died,I can't answer it anymore, and
that's it.
I just put it away.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm not Jewish,
I'm 15% Jewish.
Okay, but you know how theycelebrate?
Because that one candle neverwent out.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Right, I have had my battery at 1% for like two hours
before Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I swear to.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
God, you were edging your phone, bro.
I edged it, bro.
It was milking all over my hand.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, the 1% lasts a long time it does.
If anywhere between like 3% and1%, it'll take you all the way.
You got to just trust in yourphone.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You do.
It's like that episode of Seinfwhen they say low gas, that
means you've got 30 miles left.
Yeah, when I look at 1%, Idon't see 1%.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't see You're like I can make it home.
Home is like 12 miles away.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Call me crazy.
I see 100% of 1%.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, guys, try that next time you're in bed.
It's really small, but it lastsa long time.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, yeah, Exactly Well.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I read an article where a woman said it can be too
big.
Oh Ha, but anyway, boomers, ina very strange twist of events,
they're actually the mostrelaxed when it comes to this.
And only this because they'renot over-relaxed people in
general.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, well, I get it.
I get it.
You're used to running aroundwith a fucking key on your neck.
Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I just thought that was a little bit of an
interesting tale.
Let us know, when do you getnervous about your phone dying?
Okay, but pod at gmailcom.
All right.
One more quick story and thenwe have to talk about Weezer.
Oh yeah, and then we'll wrapher up.
So this is just a funny storyabout women, women.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Women be shopping.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Women be shopping.
Women be funny, women beshopping.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Women be writing in their journals and in this case
it got People love to journal.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
It's good to journal, that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I did that when I was in rehab and I did learn a lot
about generational trauma.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Wow, maybe you should keep journaling.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I have to go back to rehab.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
No, you just need a notebook in your room.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You just have to buy a journal.
Oh Well, they provided it forme.
It was only 40 grand for thewhole month.
Wow, month, Wow, that's a bigjournal.
I almost learned somethingthere.
Wow, A Minnesota woman.
She confessed in her personaljournal which this is an
interesting case.
In the journal she wrotetotally stole a car today.
(32:40):
Totally stole a car today.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Totally, totally, totally.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Her name is Vanessa Guara.
She's 30.
She copped to receiving stolenproperty in connection with the
theft last year of a 2004Freestar van.
Wow, what, what, the hell areyou doing?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well, I mean, obviously the doors were all
unlocked.
I mean, did they even?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
have doors.
What the hell is a Freestar van2004?
Why the fuck would you stealthis?
That is the ugliest van in thehistory of vans.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Well, maybe they thought no one would be upset
about it being missing.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Obviously someone's mom or dad of a family of seven
that takes care of a smallsoccer team noticed that it was
gone.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
If you're going to steal a car, car they don't care
if it's a fancy one or not afancy one, so steal a fancy one.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
You're getting the same sentence yeah, seriously,
they don't go up by value no, soshe was ordered on july 21st,
which is my birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
She was ordered to uh yes, get probation.
She's on probation, indeed, sothe maximum penalty would have
been five years in prison.
During the auto theftinvestigation, cops determined
that she stole the car.
Guess how much this car wasworth.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It's got to be like $1,500.
$2,000.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, wow, a whopper, a whopper.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Isn't that amazing, wow, I bought that car for
$2,000?
.
It had been sold for scrap.
So she was like here's all thescrap you're going to need.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, Like here's five bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yes, this was in the city of Mankato which I've been.
My friend Noah from collegelives there.
I got sick off of eating a rawbratwurst.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
A raw.
What now?
Bratwurst?
What is that?
You don't know what a bratwurstis.
No, oh, it's a tubed meat.
Oh, thank God, I don't knowwhat the fuck that is.
That's bratwurst.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
You've never had a brat.
You've never had a brat.
What they pop in your mouth,you can almost feel the pig
squeal.
Ew, ew, ew, they do, oh my.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
God, I don't like meat.
That's too ground If the meatis liquid.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's a little rubber snappy.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, no, absolutely no, no, no, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Okay, it's reasonable .
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Maybe that video from Pink Floyd has fucked me up for
my whole life.
Just grinding up the meat beingground up, yeah yeah, the kid's
falling in and then it comesout as sludge.
Yeah, very Robert.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Pickton yes, yes, so she sold the car.
Witnesses say that the autosalvage business stated that
Guara had bought the van andsold it to them.
During the police probeinvestigator Andrew Conchi, he
was able to locate a journalbelonging to her which contained
incriminating evidence journalbelonging to her which contained
(35:29):
incriminating evidence.
So the same day the Ford'sowner discovered his car was
missing.
Grora wrote totally stole a cartoday, Something I never
thought of doing.
Fucking, super, freaking outabout it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
So she was fucking super freaking out about it.
Wait, she was fucking superfreaking out about it.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Fucking super freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's how people get caught by their moms doing bad
stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's literally it yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'd like to think the cop was sitting there at the
dining table with a cup ofcoffee and a robe with the
journal right there waiting forthem to come down and see it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, seriously, I know what I've read.
But I don't think it's verynice to be reading people's
journals.
No, no, it's not, it's her ownthing where she gets to speak in
her own language.
Yeah, like fucking super freaky, super freaking out about it.
Yeah, totally, stole a cartoday.
That's not what a journal isfor.
First of all Is the.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
When you say, dear diary, do you picture something?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I haven't dear diaried since, like the sixth
grade.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
But do you picture like a little?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
troll or something that you're talking to.
Isn't it so cute when people dowrite like that.
They're like hey journal.
It's been so long since I'vespoken to you, right.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Get a friend, yeah, journal's just like get a friend
Journal.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I know what you're going to say.
You think I'm super freakingout about stealing this car.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
At first she denied it, but eventually she came
clean Totally stole a car.
Apparently they obtained thejournal from her mother.
Yeah, see so the mom.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Dropping dimes.
The mom ratted on her.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
She's like get this fucking 30-year-old out of my
house.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's crazy, yeah, no, seriously, though, I mean
that's true Journaling at 30.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Saying totally stole yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, that is definitely like a ninth grade
journal entry.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, she's a DoorDash driver.
Oh gosh, she drives herDoorDash.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Wait, she did it.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So she's been previously convicted of theft,
driving with a suspended licenseand driving without insurance.
But then DoorDash was just likeyou can.
No problem that criminal record.
That plays exactly into the jobyou're requesting.
Just go at it.
You just feel free to have atit.
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
There's supposed to be some higher barriers or
something.
They're like do you have alicense?
You're like I did once.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Good enough.
Good enough.
I got a picture of somebodyelse's.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's cool.
It's on my phone, does thatcount?
I have a picture of my licenseon my phone.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, that works.
Did we order two pizzas, orlike one and a half?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That DoorDash driver ate half of our pizza and she's
totally super fucking freakingout about it, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Lastly, weezer, weezer, tell me the Weezer story
.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
So this story is nuts .
They have a bassist.
No one knows his name, but it'sScott Schreiner.
He's been with the band since2001, I believe.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So he's a real Weezer .
Speaker 2 (38:14):
He is a Weezer, indeed he's an old time geezer.
He and his wife, they were out,they were out and about and
apparently they were driving anda whole series and ended with
his wife getting shot by thepolice in the shoulder.
She has been booked forattempted murder.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
The incident took place in Eagle Rock, which is
apparently a suburb here inbeautiful Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It happened in Eagle Rock.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
This is a fancy area.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's too nice, it is a fancy area, they're loaded.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean, yeah, we's are super famous.
Yeah, Her name is JillianSchreiner.
So cops responded to a requestfor backup.
They were locating three MrMeaner hit-and-run suspects who
fled a freeway crash and thenthey ran into a residential area
at 3.25 pm.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Wow, it was smack in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Smack in the middle of the day.
While officers were searchingfor the suspect, they observed a
female, jillian Schreiner,armed with a handgun outside her
residence.
Police say they yelled for herto drop the gun many, many times
.
However, white woman privilegeJillian pointed the gun at the
officers and opened fire.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's insane.
That is so After they told herto put the gun down like five
times and she got shots off.
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No one else would be allowed to have gone that far.
No one else would have evenheard the word put the gun down.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
No one else, except for and we have many white women
listeners and of course mymother's a white woman and I
love all people, but some have abit of a they.
Of course my mother's a womanand I love all people, but some
have a bit of a.
They have, like I can do it,privilege.
Okay, maybe it's that.
Yeah, just that, anyway.
So she pointed the gun at thecops, she opened fire, hence the
attempted murder charge.
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Wow, to the cops, yes, and sothe cops.
They fired back but, unlike inmany cases where they pop
somebody in the head, theystruck her in the shoulder.
So she retreated back into herhouse after being struck.
Later she came out with anotherfemale that was the babysitter,
(40:22):
and if I was the babysitter Iwould be like girl, I am not
leaving this fucking house.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Are you the baby?
I'm the babysitter.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, I'm be like girl, I am not leaving this
fucking house Are you the baby.
I'm the babysitter, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I'm going to babysit.
You take her away, I'll watchthe kids.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yes, also babysitter, it sounds like you might
smother it.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah Well, honestly, as far as, as far as I thought
was the babysitter and she wasgoing to take it away, I'd be
like, just so you know, doubleup.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I get overtime for this shit.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, if you go to prison for 20 years, I'm
technically now its mother.
So, I'm going to marry yourhusband I will be banging your
husband, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Wow, you guys both went there.
Man, you guys like Weezer.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, they're all right.
The first three albums, I thinkwere pretty good and then after
that they decided to makehorrible music.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
But anyway, they had more than three albums.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, it got really, really bad.
That's when they're like I gota big hat and I'm big and stupid
, yeah.
And then they did like BeverlyHills and just a bunch of stuff
that I actually thought wasoffensive.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, there's a new rapper now that talks about
having a big hat.
Scoochie Boochie, oh yeah, andnow that's a good fucking song.
I'm a hat man.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You can find him on Instagram.
Yes, so the Los Angeles Firemedics.
They treated her fornon-life-threatening injuries.
Police found a nine miller ninemillimeter handgun at the scene
of the crime.
Insane she is saying that shethought that the home was being
invaded and did not hear thecops call say, put down the gun.
(41:44):
She thought her defense is Ithought we were being attacked,
so she just opened fire and shewas just like.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I thought we were being attacked by five random
guys all dressed exactly thesame.
That might look like lawenforcement, but I didn't know
what was happening.
I just started walking towardsthem and shooting.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yes.
So, according to KTLA, theyobtained the footage from the
crash that caused the manhunt.
They also spoke to eyewitnesseswho described watching one of
the suspects walk away from thescene.
So they say, I saw a gentlemanwalking on the shoulder, so my
brother and I went over andassumed that he was leaving the
scene of an accident.
(42:22):
She claimed that her brotherchased him down and when they
did, the male tried to run tothe opposite side of the freeway
and then he fell down.
He's all stupid he's all dumb,falling down and shit Trips.
Then he was bleeding from hishead, his mouth and his knees.
What?
The guy who caused the man?
He's like I gotta run away.
And then he falls like anasshole.
Then he falls, yeah.
(42:44):
Then he jumped over the side ofthe freeway and then down an
embankment.
This person, they said I chasedhim down the side of the
freeway, across the freeway,over a couple of fences.
He had a bag and a sweater.
Oh, Much like Weezer.
Yes, Just in case it gets cold.
Yeah, Don't undo his sweater.
Nope, he had a bag, a sweater.
I got his bag and I got hissweater.
And me being so, so old, Icouldn't keep up with the guy.
(43:06):
I chased him to the park but Ilost him.
So there's a lot in this storyand, ironically enough, if you
are the person that was thereason for the manhunt, you're
like whew, I'm kind of not eventhe biggest news here.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Thank God, attempted murder.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I think that white lady just opened fire.
She really fucked Really savedhim.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Really messed that up .
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, and now she's.
Oh, attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Attempted murder.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
At least there's one white lady out there that's got
a little bit of perspective.
Hopefully she spends a littletime thinking about everyone
else in the world who did notget that same privilege.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I don't think she's going to be thinking about that.
I think she's going to be allmad.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I don't think these charges are going to stick.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I don't know.
She fired a handgun at policeofficers.
But, not knowing.
So this is what she's saying.
Yeah, but does that changeanything?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
I don't know We've seen worse defenses today.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Will they do that Today alone?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
That's true, I had sciatica.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
What the heck.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
So the neighbor?
A neighbor claimed the LosAngeles police failed to
announce themselves.
So this is according to aneighbor and that they say that
she couldn't have seen them andthe cops are now more concerned
with covering their tracks thancovering the real bad guys.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
It is concerning that she just shoots into the abyss
not knowing what she's shootingat.
It's very scary.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, it could be the mailman.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
It could be Amazon, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Seriously, she could have shot anyone.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Right.
So apparently she is the bestselling author of a series of
books, which is interesting.
The freeway crash that led toall of this cost 2.7 million
dollars in property damage.
Holy shit, wow.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, she should pay for some of that.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yes, the neighbor says quote none of us knew
anything.
She's home with her two kidsand that's when the officers you
know approach the neighborhood.
She calls herself a rock wife.
Jillian saw the intruder.
This is according to theneighbor.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
She's married to a rock.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
My pet rock.
Yeah, rub that on you my toughbean Rub it on Kyle.
My bean's pretty calloused Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I've been rubbing this rock on him for weeks.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Rub your rocks on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Get your rocks off.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Get your rocks off of me.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yes, so Jillian saw the intruder.
She said she basicallyadmonished him and said they're
going to catch you.
So she saw the intruder,they're going to get you.
Before either of them knew it,a brigade of cops came creeping
up with the yard with the gunsin the yard, with the guns drawn
, and then bullets startedflying.
The neighbor said I heard aboutsix gunshots in quick
(45:45):
succession.
Wow.
And then she says it, that'swhat the neighbor said.
It went, so maybe wow, musicalyeah, she didn't.
She didn't say like no, she'slike it went come on, knock on
my door they were just firingupon her.
That's what she says.
Okay, okay, wow, interestinglyenough, but they only got her
(46:07):
enough.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
But they only got her in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
They only got her in the shoulder.
Yeah, it's weird.
She then retreated back intoher house and the rest was made.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
And what's interesting.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I love that this article is like.
The five-bed, four-bath homesits back off the road, with a
gated entrance to a longdriveway.
It's surrounded by vegetation.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
What.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
They're trying to sell this house.
Yeah, nice ass house surroundedby a vegetative state.
There's a lot of musicians, uhfamous musicians, that live in
this neighborhood too.
Zach de la rocha, from uh rageagainst the machine, lives there
oh, does he really?
It's so funny because it's justlike you can picture him being
like eat the rich, and then he'sjust like going to eagle rock.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Uh, how'd you get in this?
This is gated.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Excuse me, we talked to the poors outside the gate,
yeah.
So she went inside, she lit her, came out with her arms raised
alongside her kid's babysitterAgain, that poor woman, yeah.
And then later the young boyshowed up.
No, and they were both.
Both the babysitter and the boywere forced down to lay on the
pavement.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
That's so crazy.
So that was the babysitterwe're looking at, lying down on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I think it's both of them.
Yes, both of them at some pointhad to lie on the ground.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's so, so messed up, it's crazy.
Doing that to the little boytoo.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Come on Are they going to it's traumatic.
Yes, this is bizarre, it's justa bizarre story.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
I feel like we're not getting all the details.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Well, she didn't.
Yeah, there's something missinghere.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
I guess if you're at home, and then, all of a sudden,
there's this thing, unbeknownstto you, where all this damage
is happening.
There's a high speed chase, butyou don't know.
Then cops just show up at yourdoor.
You got a handgun.
I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I and no, I don't know either man.
One time cops showed up at mydoor and I was just in socks
because it was like 10 o'clock,just socks.
Okay, well, I mean, my shoesweren't on.
It was 10 o'clock in themorning.
I was eating cereal like abreakfast person.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
What did they get you ?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
for they saw that I had spilled some coffee on the
roof of my car, and then someonewith my exact same make and
model of my car had hit someoneon a bike who was in like
serious condition, and so theythought that the coffee I
spilled on my car roof was blood.
Then they had a forensics teamcome in and test the coffee.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Are you serious?
That's insanity.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm so serious?
Yeah, no, that happened.
That's like last year at like10 in the morning.
That is so weird.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And I was like, am I going to jail in?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
my socks.
Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's coffee.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
We'll see about that.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Wow, that's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
That was a fun morning for me.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yes, so three people.
They fled the car accident.
One of the suspects he tried toflee by stripping down to his
boxers and going for a swim,trying to just be like this is
my pool.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
I live here.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm just in my pool, Quick look casual jumps into the
pool, oh my God.
And, as I mentioned, the copswere like drop the gun, drop the
gun.
But apparently she shot, so shehas been booked on suspicion of
attempted murder.
She was released from thehospital this past Wednesday and
she posted her $1 million bond.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Well, she's going to have a lot to journal about.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
The neighbor does say the cop's story is hogwash.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Ooh, hogwash, hogwash .
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Totally shot a cop in the neck oh that's hogwash, I'm
super freaking out about itOkay super freaking out about it
yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Anyway, she says I don't know why they're claiming
that she did this.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Interesting, probably because they know that they
fucked up in their procedures.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yep, she says there's just no reason for it.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Cops, they love escalating things.
Being like oh it's a frame formy life.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Well, it's a very scary job.
It is a very scary job.
Yeah.
To come upon as a person yeah,she says there's no way that if
a police officer who who you cansee as a police officer, who
says you to, who tells you todrop the gun that you're not
going to, so she's like if they,if she knew they were cops, she
would have dropped the fuckinggun, right okay, okay, oh my god
(50:03):
, oh my, what a mix-up yep, sothey think the police definitely
messed it up.
But we'll keep you updated.
But I think you're right, cal,I don't think that the charges
are going to stick.
She also, thankfully, didn'tkill any officers and no one's
dead in the entire fiasco.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Nobody was hurt and she wasn't a part of the hit and
run that they thought she was.
It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
What a nightmare Nothing is connected.
What a nightmare Nothing isconnected.
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
What the?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
hell is everyone doing that day?
Was it just like too hot?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, yeah, this is the funny.
We'll just end it with this.
So, weezer, they're performingat Coachella this weekend.
Oh nice, this is what herhusband says.
He says she's all right, thankyou for asking, see you at
Coachella.
Wow, wow, he doesn't give afuck, doesn't give a fuck, she's
(50:52):
fine, see ya Coachella.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
this is.
This is another chapter in herbook.
Fucking relax, guys.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Relax.
It's called for the plot okay,Nothing would make me miss the
menstrual cycles that take placeLike Coachella Nice.
I'm sure many people menstruateAll right.
Any comments from the chat?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Vanessa's saying, unless we get her journals,
we're not getting the wholestory.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
True, true, absolutely Super fucking
freaking out about it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Let's see here.
Jeff was guessing 70% was goingto be the battery freakout
usage 70?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Wow, especially for Gen Z kids.
They just don't want to bewithout it.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
He said his is 30, but then he'll think to put his
phone on low battery mode.
I start low battery mode at100% and that's why I let shit
go.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, me too, I always have low percentage.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I thought that you actually had to kind of be low
before it would even kick in.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
No, you can toggle it yourself.
You can.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
I'll show you how oh thank you, I Show me how to
toggle it.
Yes, kyle.
Hey Kyle, can you show me howto toggle it?
Yeah, I need to be toggled.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Can't have you edging that phone no more.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Jesus Christ, tell me we're having aneurysms.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Anything else.
Pando was asking an insightfulquestion.
Well, he was just asking if youcould choose your final
anything if you're in prison.
Would it be final movie, finalSong, final Meal, final Jerk Off
?
Oh my God, people were sayingmovies.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Final Song would be it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
What are you going with?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
I'm going to go with Incubus or Jack Johnson.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh, that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Something to lull me off, I would go with.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Highwaymen, by the Highwaymen, because it's a song
about reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
By four old whites.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Oh cute.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yes, I'd go Final Move and I'd go Rock Bottom on
the Executioner.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Oh my God, Rock Bottom WWE.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Thank you all so much for listening.
We will be back tomorrow.
We're going to talk aliens andChupacabra.
Yes, hail yourself.
Talk to you soon, bye, bye.
I don't know where to find dinner.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I don't know.
We'll talk about it.
Yeah, we'll talk about it, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We're going to Pizza Hut.
Ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, what's up everyone.
Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
OK Bud.
I'm Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel1,joined by Jerry Aquino.
Hello At Miss underscore, jerry.
That's J-E-R-I-I and KylePlouffe.
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Also, shoot us an emailokbudpod at gmailcom.
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We have a bunch of dog picsthat just came in and a series
of nice motivational storiesthat people sent us.
Oh, that's nice yes.
They say we love you guys, andthis podcast is becoming my new
fave Things like that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, we have gotten such nice letters.
Thank you all.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So thank you all so much.
All right, let's start todaywith a couple of updates,
because as the show continues,we have a lot of those.
Yeah, do you guys remember thestory about Paddington the Bear?
Yes, the statue was destroyedby two drunken maniacs.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh right, Criminal mischief.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Criminal mischief.
Well, it's been replaced.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wait with what?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
With Paddington.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Again.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
They did it again.
They put him back.
He's fully there again.
The bitch is back.
Yeah, Paddington.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yes, bitch Paddington .
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, he didn't do anything.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No he didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, he doesn't do anything wrong, just the sequel
name.
Was he eating a sandwich before?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, maybe they gave him a sandwich.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They gave him a sandwich now.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Because they very true.
If you disturb someone whenyou're eating, that's an extra
five years on your sentence.
It really is just assholebehavior.
Oh my god, if you fucking killme when I'm eating pizza, please
wait.
If you have your sniper rifleon me right now and I'm between
your crosshairs, let me eat thefucking slice of pizza before
you pull the trigger orsuperseding indictments or
superseding big words.
Okay, kyle, coming in with bigwords, that's right.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I just don't want to get shot while I'm at the crust
part.
That would really piss me off.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm not a crust person.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I was going to say you called crust the handle of
the pizza.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
It is yeah, it makes sense.
So imagine like the crust beingthe last thing on your taste
buds.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yeah, that's rough , just horrible.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Have a little respect , nothing to wash it down with,
except for lack of dignity.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Your blood.
Well, that's very true.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Gurgle, gurgle.
So the one thing Paddington theBear has not is blood.
But he is now fully back on hislittle chair and he's eating
his sandwich and everyone issuper happy.
And the Vandals, they're doingtheir community service and they
probably have to walk by himevery day and say Paddington,
you won this round.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So far they can just redo it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean, anyone can go tear the sandwich away
from him.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
But there was a whole premiere.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
They uncovered him and stuff like he was a nun.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
On her wedding day after she stopped being a member
of the convent.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's like his first communion.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it's really powerful.
This is when he was sawed inhalf.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I kind of like gutted out Paddington now.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I really do yeah, it gives you a new seat for like a
kid to sit in there, and they'rePaddington now yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Oh, my God, and also you know, paddington is hanging
on someone's wall right now,right.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh yeah, but what?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
if, when they tore him apart, indeed they did find
a child inside, they thought itwas a child and that gravedigger
threw him down the hill.
It ended up being Wee man whojust jumps out and kicks you in
the balls.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Jackass.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Runs away.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you see that story about?
Well, it's not really a story,but there was a monk and he put
himself into a Buddhist statueand they did an MRI on the
statue and they're like thatstatue has bones.
Wow, he's in there forever.
What?
Yeah, I don't know People doweird stuff with their bodies
when they're dying.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That is so weird.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't think I would want to be stuck in a statue,
or maybe that's the coolestplace to be.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I guess maybe if the body's already dead.
It would suck if you died inthe statue right, that sounds
pretty torturous.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
called the brazen bull.
Is that what that's called?
Well, that was the dude whomade that bull for ancient rome,
one of these little kings orsomething like that and the guy
made it.
And then the king was likelet's test it out.
So then he made the guy whomade it get inside and he's like
let's see if it works.
And they light it on fire.
Right, they let a fireunderneath the brazen bull's
belly and then he gets alltoasted up in there, oh damn.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And the reason they?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
say it's brazen bull is because when he screams it
sounds like a bull yelling oh.
Yeah, so technically he did agreat job, fun for the whole
family.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
That is really cute.
It reminds me of this one movieMidsommar.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh yes.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Do that to the dude and the bear.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Reminded me of Ace Ventura.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That's a different movie.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
A lot of different memories Got to escape from the
ass, though.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, that was.
My only annoying thing withMidsommar was the way that
people said it Midsommar,midsommar.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Has anyone seen Midsommar?
Yeah, and if you said it wrong.
They're like.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
You don't even know it's a Rex.
It's Chile, yeah, okay.
Well, speaking of Chile, thecold cell that Brian Koberger is
currently sitting in a littleupdate on Koberger, and this is
just.
I'm just going to straight uplaugh.
I'm not laughing at autism, Iam laughing at the idea.
With autism.
Yes, I am laughing with autism,Because autism is like no, I
(05:27):
got nothing to do with this.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, it's like an anolemia out of this.
It's funnier than me.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Brian Koberger's defense, in order for him to
avoid the death penalty which hewill most likely get if
convicted, is trying to say hecan't be put to death.
He's autistic.
So they say he's too autisticto be put to death, which I
don't know.
Is that a reason?
Apparently, the judge says no,it doesn't matter, we kill like
(05:51):
everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We kill everyone.
It doesn't matter what state ofmind or health you're in.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yes, have you talked to people on death row?
At no point.
You're like that guy's prettysmart, Right, Really intelligent
.
So he appeared in court onWednesday and the conversation
turned to his recent diagnosisof autism spectrum disorder.
Because you know you'reautistic, you can either look
for Walmart or look forunderwear at Kmart.
(06:16):
Or you can count or you killfour people in a sorority house.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's autism.
Yeah, you know it's a slipperyslope, but it can happen.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The judge made it clear that it will not be used
by the state of Idaho during thesentencing phase again, if
found guilty.
So you can't just be like I'mautistic, Right which?
Is the funniest fucking defensewhich is stupid as hell.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's offensive too.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It is offensive.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
God damn it, I can't.
You can't put me in.
It's like no, it is offensive.
God damn it, I can't.
You can't put me in.
It's like no.
It's like one of those peoplein LA that it's like no, you
don't get it.
I'm like neurodivergent.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Oh God, I see things differently.
Welcome to the fucking club.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It doesn't mean you have to drive like an asshole.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Right, right.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So the attorneys, Attorneys are like he's on the
spectrum, he can't be sentencedto death.
And now, of course, that hasbeen taken away as quote, an
aggravating factor.
It worked?
No, it did not.
Oh, okay, it did not the judgewas like I don't care.
And so we don't know if that'strue, yeah, and you're just sort
(07:19):
of probably throwing anythingagainst the wall to see what
sticks like the blood on thewalls of that sorority home.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I know I hate when people say they're on the
spectrum because by default,everybody's on the spectrum,
because that's what a spectrumis.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You can't just say well, I'm on it and you're not.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, pretty much Like being gay, right guys, yeah
we're all on it, we're all onit.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That cock.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Even if it's your own , even if.
But you have a weird attachmentto.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Memories coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Memories coming back.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Past lives, past lives, ultra gay past lives.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's not gay.
It happened at night.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh right.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's not gay.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm autistic.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
So it makes the crime even more heinous when it comes
to what it makes the crime Okay, even more heinous when it
comes to what it makes the crimeOkay.
So an aggravating factor in acase makes the crime more
heinous, such as premeditation,committing the act in front of a
child or showing lack ofremorse.
So the judge basically I don'tknow they say Wait, hold on now.
(08:19):
Is the judge granting thisdefense request?
No, there's no way.
No.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, he's not.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
He's probably saying it's a huge lack of remorse, so
that's why they're not.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yes, indeed, all right.
Well, fine, anyway, that's theKoberger update.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's good he's autistic.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He's autistic.
He was diagnosed with ASD inFebruary.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
And his team was like that should stop him from the
death penalty oh, oh great yeah,he might.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Just I think he's going to be too scared to get,
uh, the death penalty.
So I think, right before thetrial starts, they're going to
try to exhaust every possibleroute, and this is, of course,
is one of them.
They tried to get the dnathrown out, everything.
Uh, I think that he's justgoing to plead guilty at the end
of all the pleading yeah, youthink so yeah, because if he
pleads out they, they might givehim a deal that just says you
can go to prison for life andnot get killed.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
But if he goes to trial he's going to be killed.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Okay, but it's crazy because it's like, technically,
both sentences are being put todeath.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, your freedom's killed, but you get to still
stay alive.
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But also don't you go on death row for like 15 years?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, the average stay is 20 years.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, wow.
Let's move on from Coburger,the man who has.
Perhaps he should have said hehad Asperger's.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Coburger with Asperger's.
It just rolls right off thetongue.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Burger with Asperger's.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Let's move on to another man.
This person is on death row andthey said it wasn't autism that
was going to keep him fromgetting killed.
It was the fact he was a big,fat asshole.
Oh yes, this guy, he was amorbidly they say morbidly obese
killer.
Wow, yes, and they say he's toofat to be killed he should be
(09:58):
too fat to kill, right?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
yeah, you gotta get away from this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
He was a convicted killer who kidnapped and
strangled a Miami newspaperworker 25 years ago.
Wow, yes, so his last oh Jesus.
But you know, he doesn't.
That doesn't look that bad.
He doesn't look that bad.
He looks kind of like a regularat a place.
I go yeah, just normal, yeah,that's what scared me about it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Right you never know who's lurking in the wings,
because he reminded me aboutthree different people that I
know.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Right, I know, just kind of a bald dude.
White fella got eyebrows and aface and shit.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah.
You know Weird.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
So what do you think his last meal was?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
A lot of sweets.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Cereal Ish, so Cereal Ish.
So he was reading Bible versesand then he ate a bunch of bacon
, Okay.
Then he had a candy bar.
Went sweet and savory with it,Okay, Nice.
And then he had ice creamCandied bacon.
Well, it's not.
Well.
I guess if you have the candybar with the bacon you put it in
your mouth, at the same timeyou can candy that bacon right
(11:00):
on your tongue.
Damn, this guy has the rightidea.
I mean, he also ate likesomeone who was autistic.
Yeah, so it was bacon.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Maybe he ate like someone that was about to die.
What are you counting calories?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I guess not, but a candy bar, ice cream and bacon.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah For your final meal yeah, totally, I would eat
so much chocolate.
I would just pile it on likenot worry about having to pass
it through or anything, notworry about it getting stuck
anywhere Because, hello, where'sit going.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, the place I am.
You know, jerry, she killedthat school.
She killed those 20 kids inthat school, but she loves her
chocolate.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But she loves her chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
She loves her cookies .
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Also, why'd you kill?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
all those kids in that school.
Yeah, what the hell, becauseI'm autistic, oh, fantastic,
yeah, you're free.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Michael Tanzi.
He was 48.
He was given a fatal injectionat the Florida State Prison,
which I also think is the sameprison that killed Ted Bundy, if
I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Really.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Because that's where it all happened, in Tallahassee,
and that's the capital ofFlorida.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So I believe that this man died in the same room
as everyone's favorite hunk thatfucks skulls is after he buried
them in the ground.
Okay, so he was pronounced deadat 6.12 pm for the ruthless
murder of a very respected MiamiHerald production worker, janet
Acosta.
(12:18):
He killed her in April of 2000.
That's crazy.
And talk about food.
This story involves that aswell.
Why Acosta?
She was eating lunch in her van.
No, she was on a fucking breaktrying to deal with being a
woman in media in 2000 inFlorida, just trying to have a
(12:39):
goddamn Cobb salad.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
What did we just say about getting killed in the
middle of a meal?
That's like the most insultingtime.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
They shouldn't have given this guy a last meal.
They shouldn't have you killedher during her last meal.
Yeah, you don't get one.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, they should have let him bring it right up
to his mouth and then shot himin the head.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yep Tansy attacked and robbed her before driving
the vehicle to the Florida KeysTrash.
Come on, trash Florida Keys.
They're just killing someone,probably eating her lunch, on
the way.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, gross.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
And, just being all fat, eating her egg sandwich.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
And then going to the Keys and going for like a
paddle.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't know, Apparently in the Keys.
That's where he strangled herand left her body on an island.
On an island, so that means shehad to do the drive with him
also.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's so annoying.
That's like a three-hour drive,depending on where the keys are
going.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And she's hungry.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
She's all pissed off.
She's got to hang out with thisasshole.
She's not full?
No, so the murderer's legalteam.
They attempted to stop theexecution many, many times,
Including one based on theargument that he shouldn't be
killed because he's such a fat,fucking asshole.
And this is funny, he also hadsciatica.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I'm sorry.
What is he?
A mother?
What the fuck does that have todo with it?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Good news this injection's gonna cure it.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You can't kill me.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I have my sciatica, I want to live in pain, so they
say that could lead to.
You can't kill me.
I have my sciatica Right.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I want to live in pain what the?
So they say that could lead toa cruel amount of pain during
the lethal injection.
What I'm against the deathpenalty, Everyone knows that.
But it is what it is in thiscase and it's happened.
Yeah, so I'll have some funwith it, because fuck this guy.
Yeah.
But the Florida Supreme Court,they said no, it doesn't matter
if you have sciatica or ifyou're really fat, if you have a
(14:26):
headache that day.
Maybe you should stop killingpeople and taking their lunches
like you're in Billy Madison andyou're Chris Farley driving a
bus, right?
So his last meal consisted of apork chop bacon, a baked potato
, corn, soda, ice cream and acandy bar.
So there was more than just thebacon.
He also had some good starchesin there and you know he got
(14:50):
carbo-loaded.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You know.
So that's kind of nice.
But really the bacon, the candybar and the ice cream I wasn't
aware that you could get so manyitems.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, where's the line here?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah right, because back in the day you could be
like I want a Chick-fil-A andthey would give it to you, but
I'm fairly certain they stoppedthat.
So all of this is made inprison.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, Pork, chop bacon, potato, corn, soda, ice
cream and candy bar Jesus.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
What a schmuck.
That's why he was so fat.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, but the whole thing about the putting to death
thing is really really creepy.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, I would be upset if I was the one who had
to put him to death, because youknow, as soon as he's killed,
he's going to excavate all thatwaste.
Yeah, yeah.
And now who's cleaning up thepants?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
It says a correction.
Officer shook his shoulders andsaid his name twice before he
was declared dead.
He's out.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
They should do an umpire.
You're out of here, Like inwrestling.
He's going to lift his arm up,yeah three times.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Imagine the third one .
Speaker 2 (15:55):
He's like oh my God, he's hulking up, oh my.
God.
So after this big fat pig ate abig fat pig in multiple ways,
with both pork chop and bacon, abaked potato, corn, soda, ice
cream and a candy bar, he metwith a spiritual advisor.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Did she advise him to stop killing in the afterlife?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I really hope that one of his punishments is that
there's a pork chop near hismouth at all times that he can't
eat.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Maybe one of his punishments will be like there's
going to be constantly areporter asking him about shit
that doesn't matter constantlyin his life.
Yeah, His afterlife.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And all he wants to talk about is his sciatica.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, that's the last thing they bring up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
My leg is really hurting.
It's like shooting pins.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
It's shooting pins.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
You don't want to talk about that.
So he read a Bible verse andthen he did say softly, he said
I'm going to apologize to thefamily.
So he did apologize to thefamily, which I'm sure is very
little solace for them.
So his chest heaved for aboutthree minutes.
(17:00):
No, not after eating the bacon,that was after the lethal dose.
Wow, and as jerry uh mentioned,a correction officer shook him
to death even further declaredhim dead.
My god, he was convicted offirst-degree murder, carjacking,
kidnapping, kidnapping andarmed robbery.
Oh my God, so horrible.
(17:22):
So Tansy Acosta was gagged byTansy.
Then he sexually assaulted her.
Wow, during her terrifyingfinal moments, jesus According
to the Commission on CapitalCases, they say he drove her to
an isolated area in kudjoe key,told her he was going to kill
(17:42):
her and then began to strangleher.
Wow, he stopped to place ducttape over her mouth, nose and
eyes in an attempt to quiet herand then strangled her until she
expired.
So that's the fact this guy gotto live 25 years and he's only
only 48.
He's only 48.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
So he did that so young.
Yeah, that much rage at 23years old.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Well, that's when you have it Jeez.
That's why they're alwaysrecruiting these kids in high
school.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When the boys are full of spunk, anger, rage.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Maybe a little racism .
Speaker 3 (18:14):
It's just A little Completely random.
A little completely random thatthat he just found this lady
and was like I'm just gonna killyou oh, it's insane, and you
know you hate her car.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
You know you hate your co-workers so much.
Yeah, when you have to havelunch in the car, yeah that's
when you're just like.
You're just like todd, I am,I'm done, I'm going to lunch
yeah, lunch, and they're likegreat, I'll go with you.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
What's for lunch today?
Speaker 3 (18:35):
nothing I'm going to my no, yeah, no no, that makes
it even worse because she's noteven playing the political game
like oh, I'll like hang out witheverybody and try to move up
the ladder yeah, yeah she's likefuck this, I'm just gonna go
have some peace and quiet, andthen gets killed.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
That she was awful yeah, because she was super
successful and she's just like.
I can't hear the the typing.
I can't hear anyone's opening ofsoda yeah, or just you know
that one person who just has arunny nose.
All the time I worked in anoffice for one year and I got it
I understood why people I'm notgoing to say do it, but shoot
them up, because there was oneperson that was next to me that
(19:09):
was just constantly doing that,just constantly.
And I don't know if they knewthey were doing it, but you
could feel it and at first I waslike it's not a big deal, and
then it just slowly but surelygrates on you to a point where
you start to hate them, eventhough they haven't really done
anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Damn it, Janice.
It's just their presence.
Presence of sniffles.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, oh well, just get it cleaned up or just do
something.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Go to the bathroom and just snot rocket it out.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yes God, caroline Green it out.
Yes, god, caroline, carolinegreen.
That was one of her co-workersand close friends, she says.
It makes me want to cry, that'swhy I haven't spoken about it.
Janet was the nicest personyou'd ever meet.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Oh, oh, so sad what a terrible way to go so fucking
loser.
Needless to say, you fuckingdeserve to die with sciatica
pain, like what the fuck likeit's so weird strange that is
just the dumbest excuse, the theexcuses from killers today.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Autism and sciatica, yes I mean seriously apparently
this was the third execution inflorida this year.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh so there you go motherfuckers are just flicking
them off, I guess so.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
My God, all right, well, I guess.
Well, we'll just there's.
No, we can't really make jokesabout this because it's just so
freaking sad, but it is deathrelated and it is Jerry's people
.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It is.
This is coming in worldly newsfrom Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
There was an event and it was at a nightclub and
unfortunately, 200 people andcounting are now dead when the
nightclub roof collapsed.
It's insane, so freaking, sad,and they just wanted to go have
a nice night.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Just wanted to have a nice night, go to a concert.
There was a prominent Latinartist, Dominican artist, that
was pretty well known and he wason stage.
He died.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
There were some ex-baseball players.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Couple of b-ballers there.
Baseball players.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
It was like a big deal club.
There was like some high-endpeople there.
This is where you dressed up.
You bought some expensivetickets, you wore your heels.
Yes, you had a nice time.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
According to the news , the majority of the bodies
recovered overnight were femaleand they're still being
identified.
An official statement from thecountry's emergency center
operations on Wednesday said allreasonable possibilities of
finding more survivors had beenexhausted.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
So everyone that is currently there, that is their
final resting place.
This is what they say.
In the last days, rescue teamshave worked uninterrupted to
remove debris, helping thewounded and rescuing people that
were alive.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
They go on to say.
However, having exhausted anyreasonable possibility of
finding more survivors, theoperation is now in a different
phase of finding more survivors.
The operation is now in adifferent phase, nonetheless
sensitive and crucial therecovery of human bodies with
due respect and dignity thatevery victim deserves.
So do we have any idea why thisroof?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
collapsed?
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I haven't read anything about what happened.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I don't know either, but there is some iPhone footage
running around social media ofthe before moments.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
It seems to be just like a singer on stage nightclub
dancing Out of nowhere.
You see one of.
Like the heavy stage lightsfall down, oh my God.
And then everything just likebecomes chaos.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
It falls all pretty quickly at the same time, oh my
God, the roof collapsed at 1o'clock in the morning.
That's crazy.
That's peak fun time right,yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's so scary.
With a lot of these places too,like in different countries,
you have, uh, nightclubs andlike wedding venues where
they'll have like ceilingcollapses and actual floor
collapses too.
Really, I wonder if it'sbecause it's these type of
venues.
They're always loud so youdon't hear the lead up to it,
which is like probably a lot ofcracking and crumbling, and
you're like, oh shit, now it's,it's way too late yeah, that's
(23:02):
so true.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And if we know dominicans and I do, yeah, the
dominicans are loud they're loudpeople anyway they want, they
want to put, they want to blastthe music they don't want to.
They wouldn't feel anything.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
They were too busy feeling the bass yeah, oh, my
god, I know the dominicanrepublic.
Uh, republic parade in New Yorkwas always a blast.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It is so much fun, lots of butts bouncing and loud
music, like every day in myneighborhood.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, they don't need a parade.
No, it's a fun group of people.
Yes, so the artist that wassinging was Ruby Perez.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And his orchestra, and Perez's body was recovered
from the scene Wednesday morning, obviously not alive, so I've
seen him.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh my Lord, he was recovered.
It's so sad.
You know there was a phone calltoo.
There's been a couple phonecalls of people stuck in the
rubber.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh my God, Really yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
There's like one dude making a call to his dad and
it's just like.
He's just like crying for help.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I don't even know if that guy made it out yeah, I was
gonna ask do we know ifanybody's talked as a survivor,
because we've seen there's 220people dead.
I don't know how many peopleactually survived this thing I
haven't seen yet well, they said, 189 people had been rescued
alive from the rubble.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Wow, that's crazy, there was quite a few folks
we'll say if you are going tomake a phone call kind of a
1990s joke here you can call oneof those 900 numbers because
you won't have to pay the charge, because you'll be dead.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You can talk to a hot babe.
Right, right, right.
That's what your mind is onwhen there's a bunch of concrete
on top of you.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Am I going to get charged for this?
Am I going to get charged anhour?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
You think I care, I'll take it.
I'm sure my insurance willcover this.
My lungs are currently beingcollapsed.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, what am I wearing?
Speaker 3 (24:43):
A roof.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
A roof.
So, as we mentioned, the causeof the disaster currently
undetermined.
We'll keep you up to date onthat.
The nightclub was built morethan 50 years ago.
It had the capacity to hold 500people.
There isn't an indication thatit was over capacity.
Yeah, so I don't think it wasthat.
Also, would that cause a roofto collapse?
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, seriously I don't think so, but my heart
goes out to my people and all ofthe families.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
It is just so horrible.
You go out.
You got your nice sequineddress on.
You're just going to have agood time.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I know.
This is why I can't wear heelswhen I go out.
I always feel like I have to beready to run.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
This is why we talked about how schools are banning
Crocs.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Because you're like well, what if a shooter comes in
?
Ted Right, you want to die in aCroc.
Worst shoes to die in.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Just horrible.
Health Minister Victor Atala.
He said most of the traumainjuries suffered were blows to
the head.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I suppose as you can imagine Probably For him to hit
him.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Maybe a little bit of solace.
Not really, but he says themajority of people who died died
instantly.
Many were sitting down theceiling hit them in the head or
the chest.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
The name of the nightclub is the Jet Set.
Yes, and it's one of thenightclub is the Jet Set?
Yes, and it's the Caribbean.
It's one of the Caribbeannation's most famous venues.
So, god dang, anyway, very,very sad.
Be safe out there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
And you know what, If you're going to die.
What a way to go.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Die doing what you love.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Die doing what you love.
Hope you're dancing.
I hope you smiled.
I hope you were peeking at theperfect time.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, Dominicans do love to dance.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yes, well, who doesn't?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Who doesn't, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Same.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Indeed.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
All right.
Well, let's talk about panic inanother way.
Most Americans, when do youthink and we mentioned phones,
so this is kind of a segue youthink and this will.
We mentioned phones, so this iskind of a segue.
Most americans begin to paniconce their phone number battery
hits.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
What number do you think, jerry?
Uh, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I want to say 18 18 kyle, when do you think most
americans begin to freak outthat they're about to lose phone
service?
Oh, no, wait, it's way earlier.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I was gonna say 19, because 20 people like I still
got it, and then you see after20 like oh shit.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
So yeah, I'll gonna say 19, because 20 people like I
still got it, and then you see,after 20 like oh shit.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
So yeah, I'll go with 19 that's because all of us are
neurodivergent.
Oh, real people.
They say 38 percent.
Ah, that's when they begin toget panic.
Percent, uh, percentage stress.
But I am so adhd I'll look atit at five percent and be like I
still have like a solid 30, Ican make it home with that yeah
five percent and be like I stillhave like a solid 30, I can
make it home with that.
Yeah, five percent, yeah, right,yeah, you don't mean percents,
(27:22):
it is away from zero.
Yeah, it's five full percent,five full percent.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
What do you think I'm doing with my phone?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
that's why I'll go to sleep and my phone's like a two
percent.
Then I wake up and I'm like whymy phone dead?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
yeah, I had enough, two percent.
I literally do the same thing,and then it's just like and then
I'm like, oh, at 2%, I'll belike, oh, I should probably turn
the Wi-Fi off and the Bluetoothso it stops sucking up all the
battery in the background.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Right, dim your thing .
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Literally, my charger is right there.
Yeah, no, I like it by my head.
I want to get the brain canceras I sleep.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Exactly, I want that radiation.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
So Americans say 38%, they begin to panic, which I
think is a little high.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
It is a little high.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
What are they doing?
But also.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I've also had people look at my phone on like 7% just
out in public in the middle ofthe day and they're like you're
a psychopath, aren't you rushingfor a charger right now?
I'm like, nah, I know where I'mat, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
I'll be fine.
Do you remember those decadesof life we had before this?
Yeah, decades of life we hadbefore this.
Yeah, come on, come on.
So this was a survey of 2,000people and they asked them
exactly when is it?
The majority of folks said 38%,just under 40, obviously Weak.
It's because you're weak.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
That is.
I don't know why this is.
According to Talker Research,they found that a cooler third
of Americans they said 34%.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Okay.
So then there's like the 34%Right, right, and then, in
exceptionally, one in eight, onein eight Americans, they say
13%.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And that's as low as it goes.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, we're insane so we're complete losers.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
But it's kind of interesting.
Gen Z, perhaps the generationthat has grown up with the cell
phone.
Yes, right, they begin to worryat 44% not to get into the
numbers here because numbers areboring for radio but basically
Gen Z starts to worry earlierthan generations of people who
are like I can live without aphone.
I'll be fine for five hours.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, Because they're still.
They always want attention andpeople talking and all that I
love.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Unlike us, we're podcasting.
Yeah, love.
Unlike us, we're podcasting.
That's my favorite thing.
Yeah, these kids, all they dois talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
But if my phone dies, I'm actually kind of happy for
a while, because then I'm likeno one can talk to me.
It's super nice.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I'm like oh man, this is really nice, even when your
phone is on a charger away fromyou you're like ah, sorry, which
I'm an elder millennial.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
they're similar to Gen Z.
They say 43%, so it's roughlythe same.
So after it gets under 50% forthe younger generation, they
start to sort of panic.
But again, my brain just Ithink I'm optimistic.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, I guess I don't .
It really doesn't matter, andsometimes I'll just have like
I'll be doing something on myphone.
I'll be like, oh yeah, I'll bedoing something on my phone.
I'll be like oh yeah, I want toGoogle that question.
It's like nope, my phone died,I can't answer it anymore, and
that's it.
I just put it away.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
And I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm not Jewish,
I'm 15% Jewish.
Okay, but you know how theycelebrate?
Because that one candle neverwent out.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Right, I have had my battery at 1% for like two hours
before Wow.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
I swear to.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
God, you were edging your phone, bro.
I edged it, bro.
It was milking all over my hand.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, the 1% lasts a long time it does.
If anywhere between like 3% and1%, it'll take you all the way.
You got to just trust in yourphone.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
You do.
It's like that episode of Seinfwhen they say low gas, that
means you've got 30 miles left.
Yeah, when I look at 1%, Idon't see 1%.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I don't see You're like I can make it home.
Home is like 12 miles away.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Call me crazy.
I see 100% of 1%.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Yeah, guys, try that next time you're in bed.
It's really small, but it lastsa long time.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, yeah, Exactly Well.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I read an article where a woman said it can be too
big.
Oh Ha, but anyway, boomers, ina very strange twist of events,
they're actually the mostrelaxed when it comes to this.
And only this because they'renot over-relaxed people in
general.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, well, I get it.
I get it.
You're used to running aroundwith a fucking key on your neck.
Yeah, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I just thought that was a little bit of an
interesting tale.
Let us know, when do you getnervous about your phone dying?
Okay, but pod at gmailcom.
All right.
One more quick story and thenwe have to talk about Weezer.
Oh yeah, and then we'll wrapher up.
So this is just a funny storyabout women, women.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Women be shopping.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Women be shopping.
Women be funny, women beshopping.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Women be writing in their journals and in this case
it got People love to journal.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
It's good to journal, that's what they say.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I did that when I was in rehab and I did learn a lot
about generational trauma.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Wow, maybe you should keep journaling.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I have to go back to rehab.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
No, you just need a notebook in your room.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You just have to buy a journal.
Oh Well, they provided it forme.
It was only 40 grand for thewhole month.
Wow, month, Wow, that's a bigjournal.
I almost learned somethingthere.
Wow, A Minnesota woman.
She confessed in her personaljournal which this is an
interesting case.
In the journal she wrotetotally stole a car today.
(32:40):
Totally stole a car today.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Totally, totally, totally.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Her name is Vanessa Guara.
She's 30.
She copped to receiving stolenproperty in connection with the
theft last year of a 2004Freestar van.
Wow, what, what, the hell areyou doing?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well, I mean, obviously the doors were all
unlocked.
I mean, did they even?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
have doors.
What the hell is a Freestar van2004?
Why the fuck would you stealthis?
That is the ugliest van in thehistory of vans.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Well, maybe they thought no one would be upset
about it being missing.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Obviously someone's mom or dad of a family of seven
that takes care of a smallsoccer team noticed that it was
gone.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
If you're going to steal a car, car they don't care
if it's a fancy one or not afancy one, so steal a fancy one.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
You're getting the same sentence yeah, seriously,
they don't go up by value no, soshe was ordered on july 21st,
which is my birthday.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
She was ordered to uh yes, get probation.
She's on probation, indeed, sothe maximum penalty would have
been five years in prison.
During the auto theftinvestigation, cops determined
that she stole the car.
Guess how much this car wasworth.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
It's got to be like $1,500.
$2,000.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah, wow, a whopper, a whopper.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Isn't that amazing, wow, I bought that car for
$2,000?
.
It had been sold for scrap.
So she was like here's all thescrap you're going to need.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Yeah, Like here's five bucks.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yes, this was in the city of Mankato which I've been.
My friend Noah from collegelives there.
I got sick off of eating a rawbratwurst.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
A raw.
What now?
Bratwurst?
What is that?
You don't know what a bratwurstis.
No, oh, it's a tubed meat.
Oh, thank God, I don't knowwhat the fuck that is.
That's bratwurst.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
You've never had a brat.
You've never had a brat.
What they pop in your mouth,you can almost feel the pig
squeal.
Ew, ew, ew, they do, oh my.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
God, I don't like meat.
That's too ground If the meatis liquid.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
It's a little rubber snappy.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah, no, absolutely no, no, no, I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Okay, it's reasonable .
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Maybe that video from Pink Floyd has fucked me up for
my whole life.
Just grinding up the meat beingground up, yeah yeah, the kid's
falling in and then it comesout as sludge.
Yeah, very Robert.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Pickton yes, yes, so she sold the car.
Witnesses say that the autosalvage business stated that
Guara had bought the van andsold it to them.
During the police probeinvestigator Andrew Conchi, he
was able to locate a journalbelonging to her which contained
incriminating evidence journalbelonging to her which contained
(35:29):
incriminating evidence.
So the same day the Ford'sowner discovered his car was
missing.
Grora wrote totally stole a cartoday, Something I never
thought of doing.
Fucking, super, freaking outabout it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
So she was fucking super freaking out about it.
Wait, she was fucking superfreaking out about it.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Fucking super freaking out about it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's how people get caught by their moms doing bad
stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's literally it yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
I'd like to think the cop was sitting there at the
dining table with a cup ofcoffee and a robe with the
journal right there waiting forthem to come down and see it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, seriously, I know what I've read.
But I don't think it's verynice to be reading people's
journals.
No, no, it's not, it's her ownthing where she gets to speak in
her own language.
Yeah, like fucking super freaky, super freaking out about it.
Yeah, totally, stole a cartoday.
That's not what a journal isfor.
First of all Is the.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
When you say, dear diary, do you picture something?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I haven't dear diaried since, like the sixth
grade.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
But do you picture like a little?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
troll or something that you're talking to.
Isn't it so cute when people dowrite like that.
They're like hey journal.
It's been so long since I'vespoken to you, right.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Get a friend, yeah, journal's just like get a friend
Journal.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I know what you're going to say.
You think I'm super freakingout about stealing this car.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
At first she denied it, but eventually she came
clean Totally stole a car.
Apparently they obtained thejournal from her mother.
Yeah, see so the mom.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Dropping dimes.
The mom ratted on her.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
She's like get this fucking 30-year-old out of my
house.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's crazy, yeah, no, seriously, though, I mean
that's true Journaling at 30.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Saying totally stole yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, that is definitely like a ninth grade
journal entry.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, she's a DoorDash driver.
Oh gosh, she drives herDoorDash.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Wait, she did it.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
So she's been previously convicted of theft,
driving with a suspended licenseand driving without insurance.
But then DoorDash was just likeyou can.
No problem that criminal record.
That plays exactly into the jobyou're requesting.
Just go at it.
You just feel free to have atit.
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
There's supposed to be some higher barriers or
something.
They're like do you have alicense?
You're like I did once.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Good enough.
Good enough.
I got a picture of somebodyelse's.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's cool.
It's on my phone, does thatcount?
I have a picture of my licenseon my phone.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah, that works.
Did we order two pizzas, orlike one and a half?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
That DoorDash driver ate half of our pizza and she's
totally super fucking freakingout about it, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Lastly, weezer, weezer, tell me the Weezer story
.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
So this story is nuts .
They have a bassist.
No one knows his name, but it'sScott Schreiner.
He's been with the band since2001, I believe.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
So he's a real Weezer .
Speaker 2 (38:14):
He is a Weezer, indeed he's an old time geezer.
He and his wife, they were out,they were out and about and
apparently they were driving anda whole series and ended with
his wife getting shot by thepolice in the shoulder.
She has been booked forattempted murder.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
The incident took place in Eagle Rock, which is
apparently a suburb here inbeautiful Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
It happened in Eagle Rock.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
This is a fancy area.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's too nice, it is a fancy area, they're loaded.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean, yeah, we's are super famous.
Yeah, Her name is JillianSchreiner.
So cops responded to a requestfor backup.
They were locating three MrMeaner hit-and-run suspects who
fled a freeway crash and thenthey ran into a residential area
at 3.25 pm.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Wow, it was smack in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Smack in the middle of the day.
While officers were searchingfor the suspect, they observed a
female, jillian Schreiner,armed with a handgun outside her
residence.
Police say they yelled for herto drop the gun many, many times
.
However, white woman privilegeJillian pointed the gun at the
officers and opened fire.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
That's insane.
That is so After they told herto put the gun down like five
times and she got shots off.
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
No one else would be allowed to have gone that far.
No one else would have evenheard the word put the gun down.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
No one else, except for and we have many white women
listeners and of course mymother's a white woman and I
love all people, but some have abit of a they.
Of course my mother's a womanand I love all people, but some
have a bit of a.
They have, like I can do it,privilege.
Okay, maybe it's that.
Yeah, just that, anyway.
So she pointed the gun at thecops, she opened fire, hence the
attempted murder charge.
(40:01):
Wow, to the cops, yes, and sothe cops.
They fired back but, unlike inmany cases where they pop
somebody in the head, theystruck her in the shoulder.
So she retreated back into herhouse after being struck.
Later she came out with anotherfemale that was the babysitter,
(40:22):
and if I was the babysitter Iwould be like girl, I am not
leaving this fucking house.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Are you the baby?
I'm the babysitter.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Yeah, I'm be like girl, I am not leaving this
fucking house Are you the baby.
I'm the babysitter, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
I'm going to babysit.
You take her away, I'll watchthe kids.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yes, also babysitter, it sounds like you might
smother it.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah Well, honestly, as far as, as far as I thought
was the babysitter and she wasgoing to take it away, I'd be
like, just so you know, doubleup.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I get overtime for this shit.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah, if you go to prison for 20 years, I'm
technically now its mother.
So, I'm going to marry yourhusband I will be banging your
husband, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Wow, you guys both went there.
Man, you guys like Weezer.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, they're all right.
The first three albums, I thinkwere pretty good and then after
that they decided to makehorrible music.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
But anyway, they had more than three albums.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yeah, it got really, really bad.
That's when they're like I gota big hat and I'm big and stupid
, yeah.
And then they did like BeverlyHills and just a bunch of stuff
that I actually thought wasoffensive.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, there's a new rapper now that talks about
having a big hat.
Scoochie Boochie, oh yeah, andnow that's a good fucking song.
I'm a hat man.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
You can find him on Instagram.
Yes, so the Los Angeles Firemedics.
They treated her fornon-life-threatening injuries.
Police found a nine miller ninemillimeter handgun at the scene
of the crime.
Insane she is saying that shethought that the home was being
invaded and did not hear thecops call say, put down the gun.
(41:44):
She thought her defense is Ithought we were being attacked,
so she just opened fire and shewas just like.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
I thought we were being attacked by five random
guys all dressed exactly thesame.
That might look like lawenforcement, but I didn't know
what was happening.
I just started walking towardsthem and shooting.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yes.
So, according to KTLA, theyobtained the footage from the
crash that caused the manhunt.
They also spoke to eyewitnesseswho described watching one of
the suspects walk away from thescene.
So they say, I saw a gentlemanwalking on the shoulder, so my
brother and I went over andassumed that he was leaving the
scene of an accident.
(42:22):
She claimed that her brotherchased him down and when they
did, the male tried to run tothe opposite side of the freeway
and then he fell down.
He's all stupid he's all dumb,falling down and shit Trips.
Then he was bleeding from hishead, his mouth and his knees.
What?
The guy who caused the man?
He's like I gotta run away.
And then he falls like anasshole.
Then he falls, yeah.
(42:44):
Then he jumped over the side ofthe freeway and then down an
embankment.
This person, they said I chasedhim down the side of the
freeway, across the freeway,over a couple of fences.
He had a bag and a sweater.
Oh, Much like Weezer.
Yes, Just in case it gets cold.
Yeah, Don't undo his sweater.
Nope, he had a bag, a sweater.
I got his bag and I got hissweater.
And me being so, so old, Icouldn't keep up with the guy.
(43:06):
I chased him to the park but Ilost him.
So there's a lot in this storyand, ironically enough, if you
are the person that was thereason for the manhunt, you're
like whew, I'm kind of not eventhe biggest news here.
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Thank God, attempted murder.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I think that white lady just opened fire.
She really fucked Really savedhim.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Really messed that up .
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Yeah, and now she's.
Oh, attempted murder.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Attempted murder.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
At least there's one white lady out there that's got
a little bit of perspective.
Hopefully she spends a littletime thinking about everyone
else in the world who did notget that same privilege.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I don't think she's going to be thinking about that.
I think she's going to be allmad.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I don't think these charges are going to stick.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I don't know.
She fired a handgun at policeofficers.
But, not knowing.
So this is what she's saying.
Yeah, but does that changeanything?
Speaker 3 (43:57):
I don't know We've seen worse defenses today.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Will they do that Today alone?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
That's true, I had sciatica.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
What the heck.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
So the neighbor?
A neighbor claimed the LosAngeles police failed to
announce themselves.
So this is according to aneighbor and that they say that
she couldn't have seen them andthe cops are now more concerned
with covering their tracks thancovering the real bad guys.
Speaker 3 (44:26):
It is concerning that she just shoots into the abyss
not knowing what she's shootingat.
It's very scary.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, it could be the mailman.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
It could be Amazon, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Seriously, she could have shot anyone.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Right.
So apparently she is the bestselling author of a series of
books, which is interesting.
The freeway crash that led toall of this cost 2.7 million
dollars in property damage.
Holy shit, wow.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well, she should pay for some of that.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yes, the neighbor says quote none of us knew
anything.
She's home with her two kidsand that's when the officers you
know approach the neighborhood.
She calls herself a rock wife.
Jillian saw the intruder.
This is according to theneighbor.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
She's married to a rock.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
My pet rock.
Yeah, rub that on you my toughbean Rub it on Kyle.
My bean's pretty calloused Okay.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I've been rubbing this rock on him for weeks.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Rub your rocks on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Get your rocks off.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Get your rocks off of me.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yes, so Jillian saw the intruder.
She said she basicallyadmonished him and said they're
going to catch you.
So she saw the intruder,they're going to get you.
Before either of them knew it,a brigade of cops came creeping
up with the yard with the gunsin the yard, with the guns drawn
, and then bullets startedflying.
The neighbor said I heard aboutsix gunshots in quick
(45:45):
succession.
Wow.
And then she says it, that'swhat the neighbor said.
It went, so maybe wow, musicalyeah, she didn't.
She didn't say like no, she'slike it went come on, knock on
my door they were just firingupon her.
That's what she says.
Okay, okay, wow, interestinglyenough, but they only got her
(46:07):
enough.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
But they only got her in the shoulder.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
They only got her in the shoulder.
Yeah, it's weird.
She then retreated back intoher house and the rest was made.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
And what's interesting.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I love that this article is like.
The five-bed, four-bath homesits back off the road, with a
gated entrance to a longdriveway.
It's surrounded by vegetation.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
What.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
They're trying to sell this house.
Yeah, nice ass house surroundedby a vegetative state.
There's a lot of musicians, uhfamous musicians, that live in
this neighborhood too.
Zach de la rocha, from uh rageagainst the machine, lives there
oh, does he really?
It's so funny because it's justlike you can picture him being
like eat the rich, and then he'sjust like going to eagle rock.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Uh, how'd you get in this?
This is gated.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Excuse me, we talked to the poors outside the gate,
yeah.
So she went inside, she lit her, came out with her arms raised
alongside her kid's babysitterAgain, that poor woman, yeah.
And then later the young boyshowed up.
No, and they were both.
Both the babysitter and the boywere forced down to lay on the
pavement.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
That's so crazy.
So that was the babysitterwe're looking at, lying down on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
I think it's both of them.
Yes, both of them at some pointhad to lie on the ground.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
That's so, so messed up, it's crazy.
Doing that to the little boytoo.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Come on Are they going to it's traumatic.
Yes, this is bizarre, it's justa bizarre story.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
I feel like we're not getting all the details.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Well, she didn't.
Yeah, there's something missinghere.
Speaker 2 (47:32):
I guess if you're at home, and then, all of a sudden,
there's this thing, unbeknownstto you, where all this damage
is happening.
There's a high speed chase, butyou don't know.
Then cops just show up at yourdoor.
You got a handgun.
I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I and no, I don't know either man.
One time cops showed up at mydoor and I was just in socks
because it was like 10 o'clock,just socks.
Okay, well, I mean, my shoesweren't on.
It was 10 o'clock in themorning.
I was eating cereal like abreakfast person.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
What did they get you ?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
for they saw that I had spilled some coffee on the
roof of my car, and then someonewith my exact same make and
model of my car had hit someoneon a bike who was in like
serious condition, and so theythought that the coffee I
spilled on my car roof was blood.
Then they had a forensics teamcome in and test the coffee.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Are you serious?
That's insanity.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'm so serious?
Yeah, no, that happened.
That's like last year at like10 in the morning.
That is so weird.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
And I was like, am I going to jail in?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
my socks.
Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
It's coffee.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
We'll see about that.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Wow, that's so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
That was a fun morning for me.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Yes, so three people.
They fled the car accident.
One of the suspects he tried toflee by stripping down to his
boxers and going for a swim,trying to just be like this is
my pool.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
I live here.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm just in my pool, Quick look casual jumps into the
pool, oh my God.
And, as I mentioned, the copswere like drop the gun, drop the
gun.
But apparently she shot, so shehas been booked on suspicion of
attempted murder.
She was released from thehospital this past Wednesday and
she posted her $1 million bond.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Well, she's going to have a lot to journal about.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
The neighbor does say the cop's story is hogwash.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Ooh, hogwash, hogwash .
Speaker 3 (49:19):
Totally shot a cop in the neck oh that's hogwash, I'm
super freaking out about itOkay super freaking out about it
yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Anyway, she says I don't know why they're claiming
that she did this.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Interesting, probably because they know that they
fucked up in their procedures.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yep, she says there's just no reason for it.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Cops, they love escalating things.
Being like oh it's a frame formy life.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Well, it's a very scary job.
It is a very scary job.
Yeah.
To come upon as a person yeah,she says there's no way that if
a police officer who who you cansee as a police officer, who
says you to, who tells you todrop the gun that you're not
going to, so she's like if they,if she knew they were cops, she
would have dropped the fuckinggun, right okay, okay, oh my god
(50:03):
, oh my, what a mix-up yep, sothey think the police definitely
messed it up.
But we'll keep you updated.
But I think you're right, cal,I don't think that the charges
are going to stick.
She also, thankfully, didn'tkill any officers and no one's
dead in the entire fiasco.
Speaker 3 (50:20):
Nobody was hurt and she wasn't a part of the hit and
run that they thought she was.
It's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
What a nightmare Nothing is connected.
What a nightmare Nothing isconnected.
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
What the?
Speaker 1 (50:29):
hell is everyone doing that day?
Was it just like too hot?
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, yeah, this is the funny.
We'll just end it with this.
So, weezer, they're performingat Coachella this weekend.
Oh nice, this is what herhusband says.
He says she's all right, thankyou for asking, see you at
Coachella.
Wow, wow, he doesn't give afuck, doesn't give a fuck, she's
(50:52):
fine, see ya Coachella.
You know what?
Speaker 1 (50:54):
this is.
This is another chapter in herbook.
Fucking relax, guys.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Relax.
It's called for the plot okay,Nothing would make me miss the
menstrual cycles that take placeLike Coachella Nice.
I'm sure many people menstruateAll right.
Any comments from the chat?
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Vanessa's saying, unless we get her journals,
we're not getting the wholestory.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
True, true, absolutely Super fucking
freaking out about it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Let's see here.
Jeff was guessing 70% was goingto be the battery freakout
usage 70?
Speaker 1 (51:24):
Wow, especially for Gen Z kids.
They just don't want to bewithout it.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
He said his is 30, but then he'll think to put his
phone on low battery mode.
I start low battery mode at100% and that's why I let shit
go.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, me too, I always have low percentage.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
I thought that you actually had to kind of be low
before it would even kick in.
Speaker 3 (51:40):
No, you can toggle it yourself.
You can.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
I'll show you how oh thank you, I Show me how to
toggle it.
Yes, kyle.
Hey Kyle, can you show me howto toggle it?
Yeah, I need to be toggled.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Can't have you edging that phone no more.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Jesus Christ, tell me we're having aneurysms.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
Anything else.
Pando was asking an insightfulquestion.
Well, he was just asking if youcould choose your final
anything if you're in prison.
Would it be final movie, finalSong, final Meal, final Jerk Off
?
Oh my God, people were sayingmovies.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
Final Song would be it.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
What are you going with?
Speaker 1 (52:14):
I'm going to go with Incubus or Jack Johnson.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Oh, that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Something to lull me off, I would go with.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Highwaymen, by the Highwaymen, because it's a song
about reincarnation.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
By four old whites.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
Oh cute.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yes, I'd go Final Move and I'd go Rock Bottom on
the Executioner.
Speaker 2 (52:31):
Oh my God, Rock Bottom WWE.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (52:38):
Thank you all so much for listening.
We will be back tomorrow.
We're going to talk aliens andChupacabra.
Yes, hail yourself.
Talk to you soon, bye, bye.
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