April 11, 2025 • 51 mins
A helicopter ride over New York City ended in tragedy when the aircraft's "Jesus nut" failed, sending the cabin plummeting into the Hudson River and killing six tourists from Spain. We unpack the disturbing mechanical simplicity behind this catastrophic failure and why, despite strict NYC regulations, tourist helicopter experiences remain dangerously unregulated.
When an eyebrow-shaving prank spirals into murder, we're left pondering the fragility of human temperament. David Eaton's decision to shave Matthew Higgins' eyebrow while he slept at a party triggered a chain of events that ultimately led to Higgins stabbing Eaton twice in the heart. The British court case reveals the shocking escalation from harmless joke to deadly violence, reminding us that everyone has limits – and some people's limits are terrifyingly close to the surface.
Former UFC champion BJ Penn's recent Instagram posts claiming his family members have been "murdered and replaced by imposters" opens a window into the rare but real condition called Capgras Syndrome. We explore how years of head trauma from fighting may contribute to this delusional disorder, where loved ones are perceived as identical-looking strangers. Meanwhile, alleged sightings of the Headless Horseman on CCTV in Mexico and a supposed chupacabra in Colorado (likely just an injured animal) demonstrate our enduring fascination with cryptids and the supernatural.
The episode wraps with analysis of new military footage showing "tic-tac" UFOs emerging from the Pacific Ocean near a US Naval vessel – objects that moved with impossible speed and disappeared from radar within seconds. Why are these sightings becoming more common, and why does official acknowledgment of these phenomena continue to increase?
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Jerry started off the show withscreams which brings us to our
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first story helicopters.
Oh god, no, absolutely not soscary.
I don't know how they storyHelicopters.
Oh God, no, absolutely not soscary.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't know how they still exist.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Why bother?
Just do anything else otherthan a helicopter.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's like the horses of the air.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They really are awful machines.
They killed Kobe, they did Yepand countless other people,
including six folks in New YorkCity.
They came in from Spain, theywere celebrating a birthday of
one of their children.
They went up to fly in theheavens to see the Statue of
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Liberty and a whole series ofdifferent pigeons and I don't
know what else you look at upthere and their plane literally
fell apart in midair.
Really, yes, this happenedyesterday and it is catastrophic
.
So at first they said it was afuel issue and that the pilot
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who had just taken off about 15minutes earlier was like hey,
we're out of fuel, you probablywant to check that before you
take off or out of fuel youprobably want to check that
before you take off.
But now it turns out that theaircraft was missing a pretty
important screw and they call itthe Jesus nut.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Really I thought that's what impregnated Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Jerry, take a look at the screen.
There you can see the footageof the helicopter falling from
the sky.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh, you haven't seen this yet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
No, I have not.
Oh, you haven't seen this yet.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, I have not.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There are six people inside and it is devastating.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They're all family.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Three kids, two parents.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh my God.
And of course the pilot uponthe crash.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
two of them.
Whoa, that's the airplane,that's the helicopter, that
spinning thing.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hold on.
Yes, so the propeller and theair and the.
The propeller comes down afterit.
Yes, and so the main cabinfalls directly into the water.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I missed it when it fell.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, let's get.
Let's get Jerry to see thatthere it is.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's that, oh, my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And there's six people inside of that careening
towards the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh man, just surrounded by all this metal.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Strangely enough, two of those people did survive the
initial impact.
Oh no, and they died at thehospital.
Jeez Whoa, I'm not sure ifwhat's.
I don't know what's better ifyou just die immediately or if
you have a moment to realizeyou've lost everything?
Oof.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So, according to aviation analyst Julian Bray,
they suggest that the aircraftwas missing again.
Quote the Jesus nut.
Why is this so important?
Because it keeps the rotor onthe god dang helicopter, Good
God.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh my God, which is kind of what you want.
Literally, that's like thewhole deal.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The whole.
Thing.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's basically the entire idea of a helicopter.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yes, without those little spinny things up there,
without the fan going, you'retelling me there's one screw
that holds it all together.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I have never, ever the Jesus nut.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You are not allowed.
Everyone that's listening.
You are all banned fromhelicopters, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, no, I mean, didn't we all agree to that
after Kobe?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I thought we did.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I thought we all just agreed to that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I thought we did so it was lacking or had a faulty.
Again, jesus nut.
He said it could have causedthe chopper blades to detach
while spinning.
Oh my God.
And then also not just detachwhile spinning, it can also
slice through the aircraftitself.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Which I think it did because its tail was gone.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh my Lord.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, the tail was off.
It was all three differentlittle pieces that went down at
different times.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So the helicopter?
It was the Bell 206 helicopter.
It snapped in half and spiraledinto the river near New Jersey.
The rotor blades can be seenflying off as the fuselage drops
into the Hudson River.
So it's swimming with thefishes now.
(04:57):
According to Bray, they saywhat appears to have happened
with this particular helicopteris that the rotor the main rotor
had detached, because in onevideo we see the blade spinning
away from the helicopter.
Yeah, wow, god.
With all the regulation in NewYork it is very strange.
There is almost none forcommercial vacation tourist
(05:22):
helicopter experiences.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That doesn't mean.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You just gotta buy one.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You just gotta say that you do it and then put it
on your Airbnb profile, yep.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then you just get up there and you do it, and
then a family from Spain is dead.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, even if nothing goes wrong, when we were living
there in 2009, there were twohelicopters that hit each other
head on.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So there's no mechanical failures there, it's
just two people just not lookingat each other and they're
fucking going right into eachother.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The world's most dangerous game of chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With all of these planes and the helicopters
falling down.
What happened?
Did we lower a qualificationlevel for people in interviews
Because, all of a sudden, airtraffic control is out of whack?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We peaked, we pe peaked many, many moons ago and
now we're just in the declineand literally because everything
has fallen from the sky nowwe're just a bunch of sky
dancers we're hoping not to turninto a bunch of sky dancers do
you know?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
what that is.
That's a 90s toy.
It used to be a little fairythat you would like, you would,
you would like, flicker off of ahand oh yeah, it just flies
away.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Wings would like her off of a handle.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh yeah, it just flies away, and then her wings
would turn off and spin off.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I watched that video on Instagram where somebody does
that and it goes right into thefireplace.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Remember that video.
Well, the Spain family did aversion of that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, my God, oh boy, they really did and it's super
sad.
They say this appears to havesliced through the back half of
the helicopter, so the fuselagethen drops like a stone again
into the Hudson near Pier 41.
So someone's just sitting thereon the pier having a nice mocha
and next thing you know, theywatch a family and a pilot die.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's insane.
And where did the rotor bladego?
It went rotor blading.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It went rotor blading , yes, went rotor blading, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But where did it land ?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Near the Hudson.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Just like in the water or like on the land.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Nope, not on the land , Thank God.
That could have killed morepeople.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, that could have really destroyed the ship.
What if this happened?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
over Manhattan.
Yeah, it was very close.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It was really close.
Oh it die from a helicopterlanded on me when I'm on land.
Yeah, that was the plan.
Why did they want to see?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
the Statue of Liberty .
Anyway, isn't the French takingit back pretty soon?
I think they want it back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And they can have it.
It's not really that nice.
They get serious.
It's already rusted, it's allrusted up, gutted.
You can't even go inside heranymore.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We did not take care of it, we didn't maintain it
very much.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Absolutely not.
Why can't?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
you go into the crown anymore.
Terrorism, I think it's becauseof Wolverine.
Do you remember?
In X-Men they had the fight atthe top of the I blame Wolverine
for most of my problems.
Why not?
I try to.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Why not?
So RIP to that family and thatpilot.
And it's not the pilot's fault.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It doesn't seem like it.
Maybe a backup Jesus nut inplace.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I cannot believe.
The entire thing is just onelittle fuck nut.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense.
That can't be.
They must be like paraphrasing.
It's me giving them creditBenefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't think it's paraphrasing, because that's
what happened with Kobe.
They were like, oh, thishelicopter, and obviously it was
top of the line, is that it?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This is the Jesus nut .
It fits in the palm of yourhand.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, that's it.
That's the whole thing thatkeeps the entire plane together.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It really needed a couple of extra safety
measurements.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I used to think Star Wars was ridiculous that one
plane could blow up the DeathStar, but maybe they just hit
the Jesus nut.
Maybe they hit the Jesus nut.
Oh, you hit our Jesus nut.
Darth Vader, bad news they hitthe nut.
Oh my God.
So please, God, just you cansee New York City so many ways,
so many ways.
Stay on the land.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, we have a lot of spooky stories to get to.
We also have some UFOs, we havea cryptid and then also we have
an ex-UFC player who has someinteresting claims about his
family.
But before we get to that,let's talk about pranks gone
wrong.
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Everybody knows who's prank.
Who's prank yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
This is a prank that happens amongst men and, jerry,
perhaps you could say if ithappens amongst girls as well.
You get drunk at a party,you're having a good time.
First one who passes out, theyget their eyebrow shaved.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Ah, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I think boys tend to do this more than girls.
Definitely more than girls, butboys also get very upset when
this happens.
Doesn't make any sense happensdoesn't make any sense.
David eaton.
He turned on his close friendmatthew higgins after he woke up
and found that his eyebrow wasmissing and they didn't walk off
which one?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
which one is the one with the eyebrow missing?
So the redhead, because theredhead doesn't look like he has
any eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The redhead doesn't look like he has any eyebrows.
He might have just very blondeeyebrows yeah, yes, but they are
just very blonde Right.
So the guy wakes up he's likeoh my God, my favorite eyebrow
is missing.
I can't believe you did that tothe one I like the most.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Right.
Everyone has a favorite eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So, higgins, he tried pinning the blame on another
pal, but soon a brawl broke out.
He then grabbed a knife fromthe kitchen and stabbed David,
known as Bode, twice in theheart, so he ended up killing
the guy.
Jeez, yes.
He ran to a neighbor's housewith blood on his hands saying
I've stabbed my mate.
(10:33):
He was doing my head in what.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Was he doing?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
your head in.
I stabbed my mate.
He was doing my head in.
There's the British.
It's ridiculous.
It was doing my head in.
I stabbed my mate.
He was doing my head in Higgins, which is there's the British,
it's ridiculous it was doing myhead in.
They're funny.
Even though this guy stabbedthe guy twice in the heart, it's
still like okay, Pinocchio, Didhe really?
Did he get your knickers in abunch?
That seemed that way.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He's upset man.
If I was the arresting policeofficer, I would make fun of his
eyebrow the entire drive overto the station.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Absolutely Stop raising your eyebrow at me.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I can't?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Higgins admitted to stabbing David but claimed he
was in self-defense?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So waking up with a shaved eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, he woke up with a shaved eyebrow and then
stabbed him twice in the heart.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But was it like he woke up in the act of this man
shaving him?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think he woke up, probably felt it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm not quite sure.
Yeah, it's weird.
I mean, I guess it's somethingto be like oh, you woke up and
your friend has a razor to yourface.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, but still it's an escalation that didn't need
to take place.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, oh no, it definitely escalated way too far
.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Right, because it's like one of those people who you
play, like the, what's thatgame that you play when you see
one headlight and then you punchPadiddle, padiddle.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
What you don't know Padiddle.
No, I don't know Padiddle.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh, you hit the roof.
I always hit my buddy in theshoulder.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, that's if it's like a cop car.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh what?
That's a Boston rule.
Yeah, you don't do that withyour friends if you see, I mean,
we don't do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Us men, we're grown.
I've heard of punch buggy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, what's that?
Well, if you see a VW bug, thenyou punch somebody, punch buggy
.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, okay, total escalation is if that person,
after getting punched, thenopened up the door and then
threw that person out of theircar over a bridge and then they
died.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much so.
The Chester Crown Court.
They heard from friends.
They heard they had been outdrinking September of last year
when David fell asleep on thesofa.
After he woke up to find hiseyebrow missing, a scuffle broke
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out.
That's insane, and that's whereDavid got the better of Higgins.
So they appeared to brushthemselves off and continue
their day when Higgins blamedtheir other friend for the prank
.
So this guy he was going aroundwith one eyebrow all day and I
think he was just- he was likeseething, Seething.
And then somebody at the storewas just like well, we got drunk
(13:04):
last night, huh.
And then he's just like, yeah,my friend threw my eyebrows off.
Yeah, and then slowly but surelyhe got so pissed so he
confronted David at his home andthen David said he swears on
his mother's life.
I swear on my mother's life.
I didn't touch your eyebrow.
Yeah, they also.
(13:24):
This is kind of not to victimblame, but kind of on the
friends that they didn't know.
This is the friend that youdon't do that to.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, they found out yeah, we definitely all have.
We all have.
We can all pick out a couple offriends in our group that
you're like no, you can't dojokes with that, that guy, that
guy's, that's sensitive he'semotionally traumatized, yeah,
yeah, and we kind of keep himaround because he's like good
sometimes on a fight.
Yeah, but we're all scared ofhim.
Yeah, oh, definitely Can't playaround too much.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You can't play around too much, and that's definitely
what happened here.
They played around with thewrong man.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, that is just right, and he's not the kind of
guy, obviously, to be like allright, I have to slap you now?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
now, you owe me one big fat slap.
Well, what you gotta do?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
eyebrow for eyebrow yeah, that would have been
appropriate yeah, brow for brow.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You can even double brow for brow.
Yes, yeah, you know, I'll sayokay, I'm taking both of your
brows yep, you're gonna sit hereand enjoy it, yeah and you're
gonna do it and you're gonna beawake and sober when I do it.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
So David realized Higgins musthave been the friend around the
joke and returned to his homewhere another brawl broke out.
Wow, so this guy is on arampage to find out who got his
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eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He is so upset about this.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just imagine one friend just pulls it out of his
pocket.
Be like, here it is.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I have your eyebrow, here you go.
You want it back.
That be like here it is.
I have your eyebrow here you go, you want it back.
That's how eyebrows work.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
His on and off.
Again.
Girlfriend Emma Deed she toldthe court that David punched
Higgins, who told him I'm notputting up with this.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Wait, the fact that he has a girlfriend might have a
lot to do with all of this.
Was she just like edging himcompletely the whole time?
She's like you're really goingto let your mates do that to you
, you look retarded.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She should have drawn one on for him then.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, true prison style.
I have an aunt that does that.
Of course we all do.
It's an on and off again,girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So God knows what happened.
Yeah, she was definitelyrazzing him then.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
She went off again after seeing the eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, now, he's in prison, so she's probably off.
We're off, just so you know,for the next 25 years.
We're off.
So she continues.
She says I thought Maddie wentupstairs but then Bodhi went to
the hallway and there was a bitof an argument.
I heard Bodhi shout knife.
Then you've actually stabbed me, emma.
(15:45):
He has stabbed me, she says Iasked Maddie to let go of the
knife, but he refused, saying no, he's not hitting me again.
I then heard Bodhi say I'msorry, before he slumped over.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh my god she says.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I was in a daze and I was screaming out to the
neighbors.
I was saying to Bodhi, staywith us, you're all right,
you're fine, you're all right.
However, david suffered twomassive wounds.
Oh my God, that penetrated hisrib cage and entered his heart.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What's with the Brits ?
And stabbing people in thechest and the heart?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No guns.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Ah, oh yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'd rather get popped in the head with a gun than
stabbed in the heart.
Oh, a thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Getting stabbed sounds really, really rough.
Oh, awful.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And if people are confused with looking on the
Patreon, we're showing theactual pictures of the people.
The redhead is the one thatkilled him.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, okay, gotcha Another bad day to be a ginger.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The redhead is the one that killed the other soul
Weird.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We have souls Weird chance to take at this point.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
We have souls yeah, no, I mean Redheads have souls
we stole them, maybe not thisguy.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
We stole them.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Higgins says, as he was detained, fucking hell.
This is a.
He says Sorry.
He says fucking hell.
This is a bit of excitement,isn't it?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
So I think they're all bored as hell.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, he obviously needed something to get really
upset about yeah, and then helater claimed David had fallen
onto the knife.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's what happened.
Oh yeah, fell onto the knifetwice, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
what the other guy who stabbed his daughter said,
that she just like I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I've fallen down a lot.
I thought it was some tongs,they were just mucking about.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They were mucking about and she fell on a knife.
So he says, yeah, david fell ona knife.
It happens all the time.
His arrest for murder quote hasbeen fucking shambles.
He says this is fuckingshambles.
He's all mad.
Well, in custody, higginsheadbutted an officer.
So he's just.
(17:42):
This guy is on something.
This guy is epic.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He's on one.
He really is.
Oh my God, he's got a stupidcross tattoo on his face too.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He really does.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh yeah, not the.
He has the eyes of a real idiot, nothing behind like an actor,
Like when we were watchingBaywatch yesterday and we were
staring at David Hasselhoff'seyes.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, nothing behind those things.
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
He was paralyzed from the waist down.
Yeah, that was the funniestepisode I've ever seen For like
two whole weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Thrown across the rocks.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
So the inspector, eleanor Atkinson.
She says this was a senselesscrime which could have easily
been avoided.
Higgins let his anger after anargument get the better of him
foolishly choosing to pick up aknife, with devastating
consequences.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
He needs to be kept inside.
Yes, Especially afterheadbutting the cop and just and
not even just like.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
He hasn't been tanning anyway, waking up crime
of passion.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
So upset, just started swinging and stabbing.
No, this was like a couple ofdays going into this.
He was like going to people'shouses and being like is it true
that it was your idea?
No, well, david said this, andare you going to do that to me
again?
I'll make sure of it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
He put in detective work.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, he was weird about it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's really.
At some point you're just likeit was a prank.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, okay, we right, we get it.
You're mad, but you're wayoverreacting.
And this picture he has both ofhis eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You can't even tell, so it's not even like it wasn't
much of a loss.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, he's, no, he's quite couldn't tell it probably
was the girlfriend that justkept razzing him and he got
really pissed about it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I think so, yeah, I'm an ugly looking fella there
yeah, just like a little sack ofirish potatoes yeah, I know he
does look very Irish, doesn't he?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I mean more like the potatoes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, at least the potato eyeshave eyebrows, unlike him.
And if he didn't enjoy gettingrazzed by his friends, I wonder
how jail's going to go.
Yeah, yeah, probably pretty fun.
Okay, let's move on to a bit ofa mystery, and I have no idea
what to make of this.
Oh, uh-oh, ultimate FightingChampionship.
(19:51):
You know that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
UFC.
Yes, there was a Hall of Famerand former champion.
His name is BJ Penn.
Oh yes, he is claiming that hisfamily has been murdered and
replaced by imposters.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What?
Yeah, this is bad.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's so weird.
Penn revealed that he hasevidence.
This was all in a series ofdisturbing Instagram posts.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
This is recent yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, he made the claim that multiple family
members have been replaced byimposters who killed his actual
family, which is much like thefilm Us.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It seems like this was directed by Jordan Peele.
I have no idea what's going on.
This is what he says.
He says my mother Lorraine Shin, my brother JD Penn, my brother
Reagan Penn and my brotherKalani were all murdered and I
need the police to investigatethese guys.
Get these people out of myhouse and off my property.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So I am going to venture to say that his family
has not been murdered, that theyare not imposters and something
snapped in this man's mind.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, cte, I think yeah, it's extreme mental
illness brought on by gettingpunched in the head a lot.
Oh, and that's really sad yeahit's super sad, or he's right,
or he's right, and then that'sthe perfect guy to do it to,
because you're like, oh, he'sgot punched in the head a bunch.
He's just crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, nope, I don't think so.
I think that his family is justlike, while he's calling the
cops, they're just looking athim and looking at each other
like dude.
I don't know man.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Just let him make the call.
So Penn revealed numerousimages of his family members and
then he points out featureseyes, ears and freckles and
mouth.
That's fucked up.
And he claims look, they'redifferent people.
That's messed up, isn't?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
it crazy.
Wow, that is so insulting tothe family.
Yeah, just like zooming in youriPhone into their faces.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You didn't have that ugly mole.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
He didn't have that skin tag there before.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Look at that, it's crazy.
So Penn says this.
He says real JD, that's hisbrother.
He says real JD has all of histeeth and a pointy chin.
And then he looks at fake andhe says fake JD is taller and
has a crooked front left toothand no back teeth, even though
JD and Reagan never had a cavityin their whole entire lives.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, he doesn't spend all ofhis time with his brother.
There could be some meth that'sbeen snuck under him without
his knowledge.
He could have been doing hisown fighting, true?
Maybe he did eat a lot of sugar, true, I don't know.
But and then also, it doessound like the wear and tear of
a human in general.
(22:41):
Yeah, it sounds like he's likepointing at all the wears and
tears of his family and beinglike that wasn't like that
before.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
He's like hey, I've been being a naughty boy, yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, doing crystal methamphetamine.
I mean, really his family isaging horribly.
If this is true, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
So this seems a little bit rude.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
BJ Penn then shared text messages that he had with
the family where he's like y'allaren't real.
And what did they say?
I really want to know what theysaid.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And he sent them the pictures of them up close, being
like look at you, you hideousmonster.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Jesus Christ, I'm so mad.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Right.
So then Penn wrote in anothercaption if I harm any of these
people that are acting like mymom or my brothers, I go to jail
and lose everything.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then he says if they harm me, nothing will happen to
them and I lose everything.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
He's not really seen a way out.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He says I have many black belts over the years that
are police officers.
Are you guys going to help me?
Are we going to go and help JDand Reagan and my mother and
look for them and investigatethese fake frauds who are trying
to steal everything from myfamily?
But what if he's telling thetruth?
Because now he is calling for aDNA test and the police to
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investigate.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Well, that would clear things up very quickly.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
That would pretty much clear things.
Maybe we should just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
But then if they found out, he was adopted to
begin with and then it reallyfucks with them.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
You don't want to mess with these guys.
You thought the eyebrow guy wasbad.
Bj Penn's going to freak out.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I want to see some screenshots of those text
messages.
I want to hear from the family.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
The family, I think, is a little befuddled and quite
confused.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Apparently.
Penn made similar claims lastmonth in another video
questioning his mother, so Ithink there's some family drama
going on here Definitely somefamily drama.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
If I did this to my family they'd be so pissed.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I mean, if I did this to my family, they'd be like
see ya, bye.
Thanks for the house, we don'tneed you anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
They'd be like oh wait, what I was trying to make
you feel bad.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I guess this is a particular disorder called
Capgras Syndrome.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, it's a delusional disorder where a
person believes that a familiarperson usually a loved one has
been replaced by an imposterWhoa, so this isn't that
uncommon.
I mean, how common is this?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Not so common.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I can't.
Imagine.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, but they have aggressive reactions to the
belief that the loved one hasbeen replaced.
That can lead to violencetowards the perceived imposter.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Is it like an ulcer?
Yeah, I mean at this point thefamily's in danger.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's associated with conditions like dementia,
schizophrenia and Parkinson's.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So he has some dementia issues and he's young
too.
So, as Kyle said, parkinson's,so he has some dementia issues
and he's young too.
So I know, as kyle said, thisman has been punched in the head
quite a bit yeah, for a living.
So one day he just wakes up andhe looks at his mom.
He's like not my mom get thefuck out here.
She's like what are you talkingabout?
Look at my ragged pussy.
(25:39):
Now that I'm you, sometimes Isay bad things to myself.
Look at my pussy.
That you wrecked.
I mean, if I was a mother andmy son was like oh, you didn't,
you're not my mom, I'd be likelook at it, you ruined it, you
broke it.
You were the one who broke it.
Look at the stretch marks.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
This is horrifying.
Of course, that's what youwould do as a mother, Anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So we'll keep you updated.
We'll see if the DNA testhappens or if he just maybe
needs to seek some psychiatrichelp Sounds like that.
Yeah, he's a super, superfamous fighter.
He was fantastic too.
One of the smaller weights buta very aggressive young man in
the ring.
Yeah, very sad they say thisusually comes on at 48 years old
.
He's 46.
One of the smaller weights buta very aggressive young man in
the ring.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, very sad.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
They say this usually comes on at 48 years old.
He's 46.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh my God, I'm 43.
Oh God, my mom's got a couplemore years of being my mom
before I tell her she ain't mymom, although she looks exactly
like me your mom.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
We're the ones sitting right here next to you,
Kyle.
What are we going to do?
We're the ones sitting righthere next to you, Kyle what are
we going to do he?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
starts thinking we're imposters.
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'll say oh, thank God.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I didn't like those other guys.
Finally some replacements youguys seem cool, sticking with
some spooky news.
The Headless Horseman.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
You know the story, I do.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
So a galloping ghoul ghost of the Headless Horseman
rides through the streets in ahorror CCTV camera footage.
Really, millions of people havewatched the eerie clip online
which we can watch here.
You can give it a look there,jer.
If you look real closely youcan see the Headless Horseman
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gallop right there.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Through the alleyway.
A man with no head, you think?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
he was wearing like a hood.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, the man has no head.
Why would he have a hood?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It looked like it might have been a hood.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's a ghost.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Like a white sweater.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I love you, jerry, but it's a ghost that has no
head.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Look at that, it's clear ghost that has no head.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Look at that.
It's clear as day.
It's night, it is actuallynight.
So it was a street in Mexico.
It was early in the morning andthe CCTV camera caught a
galloping horse, which theycould also hear.
What looks like a rider onhorseback, then tears along a
quiet street, but of coursethere is no head.
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One viewer said the horse lookswithout skin, like a horse
already decomposed, with onlybones.
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
God, you guys and your imagination.
You don't see it, you get socrazy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You don't want to believe that there's a bone
horse with a headless man on topof it.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I could believe it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You don't have to believe it, you saw it.
I don't, I mean I mean it kindof looks like a cow.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You have to believe everything that you see.
It does look a little like acow.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I love a cow.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
There is something about it that when it was like I
don't know the projection, thegalloping sounds start.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I want to see it again.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Okay, well, let's watch it again, play it again.
We need to convince her.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
She's Dominican.
You've got to convince aDominican.
So the galloping sounds.
They started the video.
They were reportedly heard byneighbors in the area.
The horse and rider werenowhere to be seen.
The video and this is how youknow it's real it's amassed 5.5
(29:01):
million views.
That's an advertisement forGillette Venus.
So Kathy commented who's thatjust sitting there and I didn't
see when the horse passed.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
It does look like someone's sitting.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
There's someone sitting there.
Someone's sitting there right.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Someone's sitting on nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And then boom.
And then the horse.
The horse is coming, the horseis coming.
There's the horse Indeed, lookslike a little bit of smoke and
a sweater.
Indeed, Sleepy Hollow.
Take it to Sleepy Hollow, Almasays.
But if it's almost 2 am, what'sthat man sitting there?
I don't understand.
(29:38):
The video has 4,000 comments.
Another viewer says zoom intothe last light down the street.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
There's no shadow.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Another person says you can't even see the horseman
until the last light.
Who can explain that?
And the person had no reaction.
So isn't that kind of fun?
What?
Is this it's a headlesshorseman.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I just want to know what it actually is.
I want the riddle to be solved.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
You're really no fun.
It's a man with no head.
It's a man with no head whoprobably died during the
Crusades and now he rides on hishorse to tell people that Jesus
is coming back Down a randomalleyway.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Where did this happen again?
Where else do you want him toride?
Where was it?
It's in Mexico.
It's in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, oh, the land of the spirit.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's where the spirits are Indeed.
On a horse.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It looks like a cow, for sure.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
It does look like a cow.
It's a bone cow bone cow.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It's well fine.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So the headless horseman is riding a cow, if
that's a better story for you Imean it's cool, it's a
mysterious creature.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yes, yeah yeah, yes, okay.
So some people said the animalgave her chills.
Yes, so anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
So that is, that's one story, and isn't that spooky
yeah, that is very spooky,except for the comment where
someone was like why would he bejust sitting there at 2 am.
We've all been that personthat's just sitting there at 2
am.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh yeah, I love sitting there at 2 am, Not
paying attention to anything.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Dazed out.
That's my biggest pet peeveabout morning people.
They'll be like yeah, I wake upat 4.30.
I'm like also awake right now.
We all love the mornings.
Some of us just go to sleepafter them, Right, and you have
a whole day and try to succeedand shit Get to work.
Whatever You're working 9 to 5.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I woke up pretty early today.
You did, I did.
How early I forgot.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh, wow that early.
Holy hell, that's early.
Sticking with the news of thecreepy.
Oh, a chupacabra.
Oh, my god, the mythicalchupacabra jerry, this is.
You're gonna need to, you'regonna need to turn your brain on
to the fact that we possiblylive in a world between other
(31:50):
realms.
Yes, yes, yes.
Terrifying moment.
It's a terrifying moment.
A mystery red-eyed creaturestalked a woman and experts are
puzzled what the hell is that?
It's a chupacabra.
It's a chupacabra.
It's not a dying dog.
(32:10):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
getting it definitely looks like a wild dog.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's what a chupacabra is.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Or like an opossum?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, it's not an opossum.
The tail is definitely not thatof an opossum.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It seems like you're working for the deep state.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, like a dog, monkey maybe.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
A dog monkey.
You think it's probably a dogmonkey, not a chupacabra it
looks severely injured.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Look at this poor face.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It looks like a scary chupacabra oh it's like a
burned bear oh my god, what ifit's a bear?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
what if it's a chupacabra?
So what is a chupacabra?
What is?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
it's a mexican cryptid.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It's a mexican cryptid what did it look like
before?
Didn't didn't we see one like20 years ago or something?
What did it look like before?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
tiny raggedy skinny, I thought it was like a bat rat
monster.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I thought it was standing and walking on two feet
, it can be.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
There's many different kinds of chupacabras
Are there?
Yes, many different kinds.
Some suck the blood out of yourchickens and wildlife, others
just have sex with your daughter.
Yes, janae Lynn, she's 30.
She said the animal gave herchills when she first saw it
lurking around.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
That's messed up.
That looks like an injuredanimal that needs medical
attention.
It looks like it just got hitby a car.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It was in Colorado.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
It looks like it just got hit by a car.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
It does, it does.
And who would do that to achupacabra?
Look at it here.
It looks like kind of a largerrat.
I thought it was in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It kind of looks like the Beakman rat from Beakman's
World.
What?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
So that's a bear.
There's no proof.
Nobody believed Janay.
It's J-A-N-A-Y Janay, janay.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You're saying, jenny, like Forrest.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, well, that's how her mom decided to curse her
.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's where the chupacabra came from.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Until she captured the footage of the creature this
past Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
See, that's not that animal.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
There's many different chupacabras, that's so
not that animal Speculation isrife.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
If there are different species within the
chupacabra, I want to hear thosenames, because you don't know
any of those either.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Google the spectrum of chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Can you please find that information for the skeptic
?
Thank you.
New speculation is rife overthe animal's true identity.
Some say it's a skinwalker,some say it's a chupacabra Janai
.
She says I first saw it lastMonday during the afternoon.
I was sitting in the road.
This is what she said.
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I was sitting in the road infront of my house.
So she's just sitting in theroad in front of her house.
And then she says it didn't runor act afraid of me and it
turned and looked at me and Igot chills and ran back inside,
which is probably safer thansitting in the middle of the
road.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Why was she sitting in the middle of the road to
begin with?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That is something we just simply don't know.
She says I told everybody aboutit and no one believed me.
But then she says on Saturdaynight about 8.30, I had just set
out water and food for somestray cats, so she's okay that
hang around.
And I opened my living roomcurtains and it was there.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Chupacabra.
So second opportunity for youto get this animal some help.
That looks severely injured,which looks like now that you
looked it up.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
some words yeah, well fly thing-ish.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
It looks like a coyote.
It looks like a very injureddragged through the road coyote.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yes, they would be similar.
They could be friends, sure.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
So she was sitting in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And then she saw it, and then she told her friends
and her friends were like you'rean idiot.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh, my God, and then- .
Speaker 1 (35:39):
She hit it, she did not hit it, she hit it and then
this thing was on fire, comesout of the woods and she's like
Chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Speculation.
Oh my God, that's speculationand that's not allowed in the
Kissel Court.
No, she says, I went outside totry to yell at it and scare it
off because I was worried aboutthe cats.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
And that's when I got the video of it eating cat food
.
Oh, chupacabra's like cat food,wet or dry.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This fucking animal needed help and she just left
him out to dry, being likethat's a chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yes, because it's scary.
What a dick she said.
It made eye contact with me thewhole time.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
It looked like it was pleading for help.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
She says, it was not afraid.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
He was like kill me, please, Anything.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yes, well, it's suffering.
Yeah, but now it has some catfood, so that's good.
Hundreds of people have triedto guess what it is and again,
most people say it's Chupacabra.
So there's also a skinwalkerapproach.
Now, a skinwalker, it's a witchthat has the ability to
disguise itself as an animal,which is of the Navajo, I
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believe.
Oh, the Navajo Indigenouspeople of the southwestern
United States, and we love them.
Janae, she has done someresearch and she says I looked
up raccoons, badgers, wolverinesCould have been a badger
Cotamundis and bears, and shesays none of them match up, and
she's done a lot of research onthat.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Seems like Janae has done a lot of research.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
She sits in the street.
She thinks.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
She says that's why it's so scary, because no one
can even tell what it is.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh my God, it's because it had his face ripped
off.
It became like a day away frombeing roadkill dude.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I think it is roadkill.
She says it's got a rat-likeface.
Its eyes are very small and farapart.
Then she says it has a long,pointy nose and a mouth like
rats do.
It has long legs and arms, isabout two and a half feet in
length and has a chocolate brownfur that is thick and coarse,
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covering its whole body.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
So was she, or was she not just sitting there and
staring at the thing after shehit it?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She didn't hit it.
She was trying to feed the catand it came to feed on the cat.
No, Food.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, it didn't eat any of the cats.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, it ate cat food.
Yeah, Janae also says it was inmy trash can when people
arrived.
It might be a raccoon.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It might be a raccoon , with his face just totally
scathed off.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
She says it was in the trash when people arrived
and then it ran down the streetinto a drainage ditch and then
we shined a light in there andit started making a hissing-like
noise.
And then she says we all gotscared and left.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't like this lady.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't know.
They contacted.
This is very serious.
They contacted the local newsstation, koaa News 5, colorado,
and the wildlife official saidit was tough to be 100% sure of
the animal's identity.
The use of the front paws andthe size makes us think it's a
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raccoon.
We might think this animalmight be a raccoon with mange,
but Janae is not convinced.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
So there you go, janae needs to get off the road
and do something else.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think that she is doing exactly what God told her
to do, which is find cryptidsand feed cats.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Which is really fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
retirement Okay, Well , if you find a cryptid, maybe
help it out.
If it looks like it's in direneed of help.
It's like bleeding in the face.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Especially if it is a skinwalker, because that would
be a witch and maybe the witchwould grant you well, do witches
do wishes?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, they're always curses.
They're always like thosebackwards like gaslighting kind
of wishes.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Thanks, Goosebumps.
Yeah, RL Stine.
I read an.
I saw an interview at Comic-Conwith RL Stine and he said you
know it's funny, I don't evenlike horror, but the kids really
enjoyed reading the books andthat's why I kept on writing
them, because I wanted kids toread, no matter what.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Aw sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Moving on UFOs.
A mysterious tower at Area 51has been spotted on Google Earth
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Leading many social Interesting.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, Leading many social media users to insist
it's quote alien technology.
Oh really, area 51, highlyclassified Air Force base.
Of course, in Nevada no onebelieves there's actually any
aliens there anymore.
They were there at some pointand they have since been
murdered.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's a triangular tower, created a shadow in a
photo taken by Google Maps,because the entire fucking Earth
is constantly undersurveillance and I think about
it sometimes and it really hurtsmy brain and we live in a
prison state.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay.
So some people say obviouslyalien technology.
It pops out when the Earth isdone Okay.
In a Facebook discussion aboutthe Bazaar Tower, one person
referenced 2001, a Space Odyssey.
They say it's a monolith.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That's interesting, it's a monolith.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
And then another one says it's a marker for aliens,
so they know it's safe to landthere.
Oh, but it's probably not.
It's a very secure.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
US Air Force?
Probably just something thatwas built Land on's probably not
.
It's a very secure US Air Forcebase, probably just something
that was built.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Land on the butt plug .
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Area 51 and a half.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yep, well, that's what one person basically calls
it a UFO charging dock.
Yeah, sit on it, baby.
But it is unique, it's again,it's triangular.
It makes an image almost likethat image of that one tower we
have in Washington DC that lookslike a Klansman with the two
red eyes the Washington Monument.
Is that the Washington Monument?
Yeah, doesn't it look like aKlansman with red eyes?
(41:32):
I guess I always think that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I thought that looked like a butt plug too.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Everything's a butt plug.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Everything's a butt plug.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Can you get this alien out of here?
Everything can be a butt plugwill be a butt plug.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's the technology you're bringing.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes, okay For energy.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, I'm certainly awake now.
It's part of a classified USmilitary installation used for
stealth and radar signaturetesting.
Many people are very concernedabout this.
The tower sparked a lot ofjokes, because people will make
their jokes.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Because there are some people who don't, you know,
maybe they're too scared toreally comprehend the idea that
an alien life force might be outthere and wanting to land in
Nevada.
We're here for gambling.
We heard prostitution's legalyeah, something like that.
(42:29):
Well, yeah, but we charge perdick and Haram, you have four
dicks, so that's going to be$300 an hour per dick.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Oh wow, that's a steal.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You tank Mars bucks Discrimination.
Yeah, dick discrimination.
Mars bucks, discrimination,dick discrimination, an alien
documentary titled the Age ofDisclosure.
It premiered at South bySouthwest last month.
It delved into 80 years ofunidentified anomalous phenomena
(43:00):
.
It researched all the series ofdifferent things, like the
Tic-tac videos that we've beenseeing.
And that brings us to our nextstory, also marco rubio.
He says this is a marco rubiopolitician marco rubio of
florida he serves as donaldtrump secretary of state.
He said in the film we've hadrepeated instances of something
(43:25):
operating in airspace overrestricted nuclear facilities
and it ain't ours, whoa, and wedon't know whose it is.
Just that statement alonedeserves inquiry, deserves
attention, deserves focus.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, I mean that's obvious that aliens are real and
stuff.
Is that building alientechnology?
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Who knows who, not, who knows who knows who knows?
Because now we also have newevidence, as everyone has their
cameras of a Tic Tac UFO.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What is?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
that it looks like a Tic Tac.
Remember Tic Tacs, when peoplecared about their breath?
Yeah, yeah yeah, man, I wastalking to someone the other day
and the breath was just so bad.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Everyone's breath sinks still.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, but you can't tell them.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
You gotta, no, you gotta.
You just have to chew gum.
You have to like pull out gumand like offer.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Want some.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Like oh, I'm gonna move for gum.
Do you want some gum?
Do you want some gum Likeyou're David Letterman?
Yeah, Like you're.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Norm Macdonald doing impressions of David Letterman.
New footage recorded by amilitary combat ship.
This was from their advancedradar system.
It captured one of fourobserved tic-tac-shaped,
unidentified objects.
This was in California in 2023.
Yes, the radar footagereportedly recorded by one of
(44:41):
the active duty naval officersstationed on the USS Jackson.
They say they witnessed objectswith their own eyes.
That's according to ufologistJeremy Corbell, who I think I
interviewed before.
But sometimes with theufologist they just kind of
boring, just go on and on aboutscience and shit.
It's like give me to the probe,but you're looking at the
(45:03):
footage now, jerry.
What do you think?
Fascinating?
Thank you so much for thatgreat, for that wonderful
commentary.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Jesus Christ, I can't observe the tic-tac for five
seconds.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Korbel says you have trained observers.
People that are taking a riskby going to journalists are
putting it out.
You can get killed forreleasing that.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
But it's already out there.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Because some brave American hero decided to release
it.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I mean it's fine.
It just looks like a regularUFO zipping back and forth at
weird speeds going around in onesilly little area.
Yeah, that's a UFO.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Yeah.
Your reaction is why, when wefind out reptilians are real, no
one's going to care?
Yeah, because yeah, of coursethey're reptiles.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Duh, it's self-illuminated, it was
observed February 13th 2023, andit was seen with what they're
calling the naked eyes.
So put some claws on.
It was hey, we want to put abra on that eyeball.
That's why I always wearcontacts.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Not naked, or glasses Can't go outside with a naked
eye.
Yep, so, emerging from thePacific.
It emerged from the PacificOcean, so it came from the water
, which is quite interesting.
Oh, Because as we know thealiens are living down there
because they can breathe downthere and they hang out with
SpongeBob and shit, Especiallyaliens are living down there
because they can breathe downthere and they hang out with
SpongeBob and shit Especiallyunder the Bermuda Triangle.
(46:27):
We know this Could be.
So then it directly went intoin-air flight without any plumes
or exhaust, and that would be asignature of.
Obviously those are signaturesof conventional propulsion, but
that don't have no conventionalpropulsion.
The officer then rushed to theradar room and immediately fired
(46:48):
up all the computers in anattempt to track the object, so
he was all in on this.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
And then he says that shit took off earlier.
That's what a naval officersaid, so that's very technical
he said that shit took offearlier and doesn't it kind of
look like a turd?
So he says what's that?
22,000 feet Scramble the jets.
One Navy operator said, anothersaid I'll tell you what.
(47:14):
Wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
And that's an educated.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
These are our naval officers.
Nice, I'll tell.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
tell you what wouldn't surprise me so
technically, my pause was alittle more appropriate than
theirs well, technically I I hadmore of an appropriate, like
appropriately educated response.
I got nothing.
I'm just look, it's a ufo, aUFO.
I'm tired of this speculatingbecause we already know.
(47:47):
Just let me know when you'regoing to tell me for real.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Just let me know.
I think this is just Tic Tac,big Tic Tac, reminding people
they still exist to try to gettheir money back up.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
You think it's all about the mints.
Yes, you think Big Mint isbehind this Tic.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Tac Big Mint.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
The unidentified objects were called the Small
Fleet of Mysterious Flyers.
They were seen harassing USwarships off the coast of
California in July of 2019.
So this is not the first timeand they're attacking our naval
vessels.
They are metallic, are they Not?
Really?
Not like exactly, but you couldimagine if they did.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
They're taunting them .
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yes, they're taunting them being like hey look at us.
We can fly better than you canfly.
So they're calling the footagechilling, also the objects they
were taking off in synchronizedflight patterns so they were
dancing a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
It's kind of cool, makes you think there's an
intelligence behind them.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, what if one day they play something they play
like music, that's likeextremely loud and everyone can
hear it.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
That'd be kind of fun like there's speakers
everywhere yeah, like a little.
Yeah, that'd be kind of nice,as long as the music is fun.
It's just peanut butter jellytime, oh my god, 24, 7.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Oh yeah, that would get pretty annoying.
I mean, that'd be fun for likea second, then it'd get pretty
annoying yeah it, it reallywould yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So this is they're calling this footage bombshell.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Bombshell footage.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Bombshell footage.
Yes, okay, it resembles the2004 sighting of another Tic Tac
, another Tic Tac, another TicTac.
Yes, so they're all Tic Tacsand those are the ones that come
from the water.
One of the stunned sailors toldNews 8, all we witnessed was
all four of them, all insynchronicity, jetting into the
(49:28):
abyss, all four all timedtogether and left, and we were
like holy shit.
So again, very expert analysis,holy shit, wow, yep.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
And then they were super freaking out about it.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
And then they were super freaking out about it.
And then they were superfreaking out about it.
They said the second they left.
Maybe three, four secondspassed.
I run to my station and I lookat my radar.
They're all off radar, that'sit.
They all zoomed off.
Wow, who knows?
Former Defense SecretaryDepartment Analyst Mark von
Renkenkamp?
He added fuel to the UFO fireby analyzing flight data from
(50:06):
the exact time and location,concluding there was no US
aircraft in the area.
Damn.
So he says I don't think it'sours.
I suspect there are betterplaces for us to showcase the
kind of equipment to unwittingsailors.
So I don't know what does thatmean?
He's like if we're going toexperiment on you, you're going
to.
I don't know.
(50:28):
He's like we like to fucking,we scare the shit out of our
sailors, but we do it betterthan that.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, we would do some crazier shit.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
I love how all the naval experts are like holy shit
, it's flying fish sticks.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, they really are Perfect.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
They're really on it.
Well, I guess that's that'swhat we asked for, right?
Not not to hear about thescientists saying all the boring
terms and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, holy shit, that turned man.
I had one of those this morning.
Anyway, let's wrap up friday.
What do we got for comments?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
oh boy, peanut butter jelly time is going to be stuck
in vanessa's head.
She's saying thanks.
It's immediately, it's such athat's great I like it, nothing
more believable than a stunnedsailor, true, and Jeff said,
please, pano, a stunned seaman.
Indeed, stunned seaman Pano.
Also said, in a Forrest Gumpvoice I may be dumb, but I know
(51:19):
what a chupacabra is.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Thank you oh my God.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
See, they're saying definitely a ghost.
Jeff is saying a bone cow isstill a ghost.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Absolutely See.
This is fantastic.
Support yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And the BJ Penn thing .
Pano says that a DNA test liveon Maury would be a must watch.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh, that would be so freaking fantastic.
Yeah, all right everyone.
Thank you so much for enjoyinganother great week of OK Bud.
We will be back next week, have.
Yeah, fuck it, fuck it.
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Jerry started off the show withscreams which brings us to our
(00:59):
first story helicopters.
Oh god, no, absolutely not soscary.
I don't know how they storyHelicopters.
Oh God, no, absolutely not soscary.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
I don't know how they still exist.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Why bother?
Just do anything else otherthan a helicopter.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's like the horses of the air.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
They really are awful machines.
They killed Kobe, they did Yepand countless other people,
including six folks in New YorkCity.
They came in from Spain, theywere celebrating a birthday of
one of their children.
They went up to fly in theheavens to see the Statue of
(01:35):
Liberty and a whole series ofdifferent pigeons and I don't
know what else you look at upthere and their plane literally
fell apart in midair.
Really, yes, this happenedyesterday and it is catastrophic
.
So at first they said it was afuel issue and that the pilot
(01:56):
who had just taken off about 15minutes earlier was like hey,
we're out of fuel, you probablywant to check that before you
take off or out of fuel youprobably want to check that
before you take off.
But now it turns out that theaircraft was missing a pretty
important screw and they call itthe Jesus nut.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Really I thought that's what impregnated Mary.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Jerry, take a look at the screen.
There you can see the footageof the helicopter falling from
the sky.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh, you haven't seen this yet.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
No, I have not.
Oh, you haven't seen this yet.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, I have not.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
There are six people inside and it is devastating.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
They're all family.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Three kids, two parents.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh my God.
And of course the pilot uponthe crash.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
two of them.
Whoa, that's the airplane,that's the helicopter, that
spinning thing.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Hold on.
Yes, so the propeller and theair and the.
The propeller comes down afterit.
Yes, and so the main cabinfalls directly into the water.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I missed it when it fell.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yes, let's get.
Let's get Jerry to see thatthere it is.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
That's that, oh, my God, yes.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And there's six people inside of that careening
towards the ground.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Oh man, just surrounded by all this metal.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Strangely enough, two of those people did survive the
initial impact.
Oh no, and they died at thehospital.
Jeez Whoa, I'm not sure ifwhat's.
I don't know what's better ifyou just die immediately or if
you have a moment to realizeyou've lost everything?
Oof.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
So, according to aviation analyst Julian Bray,
they suggest that the aircraftwas missing again.
Quote the Jesus nut.
Why is this so important?
Because it keeps the rotor onthe god dang helicopter, Good
God.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh my God, which is kind of what you want.
Literally, that's like thewhole deal.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
The whole.
Thing.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's basically the entire idea of a helicopter.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yes, without those little spinny things up there,
without the fan going, you'retelling me there's one screw
that holds it all together.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I have never, ever the Jesus nut.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You are not allowed.
Everyone that's listening.
You are all banned fromhelicopters, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, no, I mean, didn't we all agree to that
after Kobe?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I thought we did.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I thought we all just agreed to that.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I thought we did so it was lacking or had a faulty.
Again, jesus nut.
He said it could have causedthe chopper blades to detach
while spinning.
Oh my God.
And then also not just detachwhile spinning, it can also
slice through the aircraftitself.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Which I think it did because its tail was gone.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh my Lord.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, the tail was off.
It was all three differentlittle pieces that went down at
different times.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So the helicopter?
It was the Bell 206 helicopter.
It snapped in half and spiraledinto the river near New Jersey.
The rotor blades can be seenflying off as the fuselage drops
into the Hudson River.
So it's swimming with thefishes now.
(04:57):
According to Bray, they saywhat appears to have happened
with this particular helicopteris that the rotor the main rotor
had detached, because in onevideo we see the blade spinning
away from the helicopter.
Yeah, wow, god.
With all the regulation in NewYork it is very strange.
There is almost none forcommercial vacation tourist
(05:22):
helicopter experiences.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That doesn't mean.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You just gotta buy one.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You just gotta say that you do it and then put it
on your Airbnb profile, yep.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And then you just get up there and you do it, and
then a family from Spain is dead.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
That's so sad.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, even if nothing goes wrong, when we were living
there in 2009, there were twohelicopters that hit each other
head on.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Whoa.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
So there's no mechanical failures there, it's
just two people just not lookingat each other and they're
fucking going right into eachother.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The world's most dangerous game of chicken.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
With all of these planes and the helicopters
falling down.
What happened?
Did we lower a qualificationlevel for people in interviews
Because, all of a sudden, airtraffic control is out of whack?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We peaked, we pe peaked many, many moons ago and
now we're just in the declineand literally because everything
has fallen from the sky nowwe're just a bunch of sky
dancers we're hoping not to turninto a bunch of sky dancers do
you know?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
what that is.
That's a 90s toy.
It used to be a little fairythat you would like, you would,
you would like, flicker off of ahand oh yeah, it just flies
away.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Wings would like her off of a handle.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Oh yeah, it just flies away, and then her wings
would turn off and spin off.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I watched that video on Instagram where somebody does
that and it goes right into thefireplace.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Remember that video.
Well, the Spain family did aversion of that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, my God, oh boy, they really did and it's super
sad.
They say this appears to havesliced through the back half of
the helicopter, so the fuselagethen drops like a stone again
into the Hudson near Pier 41.
So someone's just sitting thereon the pier having a nice mocha
and next thing you know, theywatch a family and a pilot die.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's insane.
And where did the rotor bladego?
It went rotor blading.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It went rotor blading , yes, went rotor blading, yes.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
But where did it land ?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Near the Hudson.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Just like in the water or like on the land.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Nope, not on the land , Thank God.
That could have killed morepeople.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, that could have really destroyed the ship.
What if this happened?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
over Manhattan.
Yeah, it was very close.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It was really close.
Oh it die from a helicopterlanded on me when I'm on land.
Yeah, that was the plan.
Why did they want to see?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
the Statue of Liberty .
Anyway, isn't the French takingit back pretty soon?
I think they want it back, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
And they can have it.
It's not really that nice.
They get serious.
It's already rusted, it's allrusted up, gutted.
You can't even go inside heranymore.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We did not take care of it, we didn't maintain it
very much.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Absolutely not.
Why can't?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
you go into the crown anymore.
Terrorism, I think it's becauseof Wolverine.
Do you remember?
In X-Men they had the fight atthe top of the I blame Wolverine
for most of my problems.
Why not?
I try to.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Why not?
So RIP to that family and thatpilot.
And it's not the pilot's fault.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It doesn't seem like it.
Maybe a backup Jesus nut inplace.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I cannot believe.
The entire thing is just onelittle fuck nut.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense.
That can't be.
They must be like paraphrasing.
It's me giving them creditBenefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I don't think it's paraphrasing, because that's
what happened with Kobe.
They were like, oh, thishelicopter, and obviously it was
top of the line, is that it?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This is the Jesus nut .
It fits in the palm of yourhand.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, that's it.
That's the whole thing thatkeeps the entire plane together.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
It really needed a couple of extra safety
measurements.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I used to think Star Wars was ridiculous that one
plane could blow up the DeathStar, but maybe they just hit
the Jesus nut.
Maybe they hit the Jesus nut.
Oh, you hit our Jesus nut.
Darth Vader, bad news they hitthe nut.
Oh my God.
So please, God, just you cansee New York City so many ways,
so many ways.
Stay on the land.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, we have a lot of spooky stories to get to.
We also have some UFOs, we havea cryptid and then also we have
an ex-UFC player who has someinteresting claims about his
family.
But before we get to that,let's talk about pranks gone
wrong.
Oh boy.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Everybody knows who's prank.
Who's prank yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
This is a prank that happens amongst men and, jerry,
perhaps you could say if ithappens amongst girls as well.
You get drunk at a party,you're having a good time.
First one who passes out, theyget their eyebrow shaved.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Ah, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I think boys tend to do this more than girls.
Definitely more than girls, butboys also get very upset when
this happens.
Doesn't make any sense happensdoesn't make any sense.
David eaton.
He turned on his close friendmatthew higgins after he woke up
and found that his eyebrow wasmissing and they didn't walk off
which one?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
which one is the one with the eyebrow missing?
So the redhead, because theredhead doesn't look like he has
any eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
The redhead doesn't look like he has any eyebrows.
He might have just very blondeeyebrows yeah, yes, but they are
just very blonde Right.
So the guy wakes up he's likeoh my God, my favorite eyebrow
is missing.
I can't believe you did that tothe one I like the most.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Right.
Everyone has a favorite eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So, higgins, he tried pinning the blame on another
pal, but soon a brawl broke out.
He then grabbed a knife fromthe kitchen and stabbed David,
known as Bode, twice in theheart, so he ended up killing
the guy.
Jeez, yes.
He ran to a neighbor's housewith blood on his hands saying
I've stabbed my mate.
(10:33):
He was doing my head in what.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Was he doing?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
your head in.
I stabbed my mate.
He was doing my head in.
There's the British.
It's ridiculous.
It was doing my head in.
I stabbed my mate.
He was doing my head in Higgins, which is there's the British,
it's ridiculous it was doing myhead in.
They're funny.
Even though this guy stabbedthe guy twice in the heart, it's
still like okay, Pinocchio, Didhe really?
Did he get your knickers in abunch?
That seemed that way.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
He's upset man.
If I was the arresting policeofficer, I would make fun of his
eyebrow the entire drive overto the station.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Absolutely Stop raising your eyebrow at me.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I can't?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Higgins admitted to stabbing David but claimed he
was in self-defense?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
So waking up with a shaved eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yes, he woke up with a shaved eyebrow and then
stabbed him twice in the heart.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
But was it like he woke up in the act of this man
shaving him?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think he woke up, probably felt it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm not quite sure.
Yeah, it's weird.
I mean, I guess it's somethingto be like oh, you woke up and
your friend has a razor to yourface.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, but still it's an escalation that didn't need
to take place.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, oh no, it definitely escalated way too far
.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Right, because it's like one of those people who you
play, like the, what's thatgame that you play when you see
one headlight and then you punchPadiddle, padiddle.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
What you don't know Padiddle.
No, I don't know Padiddle.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh, you hit the roof.
I always hit my buddy in theshoulder.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, that's if it's like a cop car.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh what?
That's a Boston rule.
Yeah, you don't do that withyour friends if you see, I mean,
we don't do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Us men, we're grown.
I've heard of punch buggy.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, what's that?
Well, if you see a VW bug, thenyou punch somebody, punch buggy
.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, okay, total escalation is if that person,
after getting punched, thenopened up the door and then
threw that person out of theircar over a bridge and then they
died.
Yeah, yeah, pretty much so.
The Chester Crown Court.
They heard from friends.
They heard they had been outdrinking September of last year
when David fell asleep on thesofa.
After he woke up to find hiseyebrow missing, a scuffle broke
(12:41):
out.
That's insane, and that's whereDavid got the better of Higgins.
So they appeared to brushthemselves off and continue
their day when Higgins blamedtheir other friend for the prank
.
So this guy he was going aroundwith one eyebrow all day and I
think he was just- he was likeseething, Seething.
And then somebody at the storewas just like well, we got drunk
(13:04):
last night, huh.
And then he's just like, yeah,my friend threw my eyebrows off.
Yeah, and then slowly but surelyhe got so pissed so he
confronted David at his home andthen David said he swears on
his mother's life.
I swear on my mother's life.
I didn't touch your eyebrow.
Yeah, they also.
(13:24):
This is kind of not to victimblame, but kind of on the
friends that they didn't know.
This is the friend that youdon't do that to.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yeah, they found out yeah, we definitely all have.
We all have.
We can all pick out a couple offriends in our group that
you're like no, you can't dojokes with that, that guy, that
guy's, that's sensitive he'semotionally traumatized, yeah,
yeah, and we kind of keep himaround because he's like good
sometimes on a fight.
Yeah, but we're all scared ofhim.
Yeah, oh, definitely Can't playaround too much.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You can't play around too much, and that's definitely
what happened here.
They played around with thewrong man.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah, that is just right, and he's not the kind of
guy, obviously, to be like allright, I have to slap you now?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
now, you owe me one big fat slap.
Well, what you gotta do?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
eyebrow for eyebrow yeah, that would have been
appropriate yeah, brow for brow.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You can even double brow for brow.
Yes, yeah, you know, I'll sayokay, I'm taking both of your
brows yep, you're gonna sit hereand enjoy it, yeah and you're
gonna do it and you're gonna beawake and sober when I do it.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
So David realized Higgins musthave been the friend around the
joke and returned to his homewhere another brawl broke out.
Wow, so this guy is on arampage to find out who got his
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eyebrow.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
He is so upset about this.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Just imagine one friend just pulls it out of his
pocket.
Be like, here it is.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I have your eyebrow, here you go.
You want it back.
That be like here it is.
I have your eyebrow here you go, you want it back.
That's how eyebrows work.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
His on and off.
Again.
Girlfriend Emma Deed she toldthe court that David punched
Higgins, who told him I'm notputting up with this.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Wait, the fact that he has a girlfriend might have a
lot to do with all of this.
Was she just like edging himcompletely the whole time?
She's like you're really goingto let your mates do that to you
, you look retarded.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She should have drawn one on for him then.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, true prison style.
I have an aunt that does that.
Of course we all do.
It's an on and off again,girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
So God knows what happened.
Yeah, she was definitelyrazzing him then.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
She went off again after seeing the eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Well, now, he's in prison, so she's probably off.
We're off, just so you know,for the next 25 years.
We're off.
So she continues.
She says I thought Maddie wentupstairs but then Bodhi went to
the hallway and there was a bitof an argument.
I heard Bodhi shout knife.
Then you've actually stabbed me, emma.
(15:45):
He has stabbed me, she says Iasked Maddie to let go of the
knife, but he refused, saying no, he's not hitting me again.
I then heard Bodhi say I'msorry, before he slumped over.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh my god she says.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I was in a daze and I was screaming out to the
neighbors.
I was saying to Bodhi, staywith us, you're all right,
you're fine, you're all right.
However, david suffered twomassive wounds.
Oh my God, that penetrated hisrib cage and entered his heart.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
What's with the Brits ?
And stabbing people in thechest and the heart?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No guns.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Ah, oh yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I'd rather get popped in the head with a gun than
stabbed in the heart.
Oh, a thousand percent.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Getting stabbed sounds really, really rough.
Oh, awful.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And if people are confused with looking on the
Patreon, we're showing theactual pictures of the people.
The redhead is the one thatkilled him.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, okay, gotcha Another bad day to be a ginger.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The redhead is the one that killed the other soul
Weird.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We have souls Weird chance to take at this point.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
We have souls yeah, no, I mean Redheads have souls
we stole them, maybe not thisguy.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
We stole them.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Higgins says, as he was detained, fucking hell.
This is a.
He says Sorry.
He says fucking hell.
This is a bit of excitement,isn't it?
Speaker 3 (17:05):
So I think they're all bored as hell.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, he obviously needed something to get really
upset about yeah, and then helater claimed David had fallen
onto the knife.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
That's what happened.
Oh yeah, fell onto the knifetwice, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
what the other guy who stabbed his daughter said,
that she just like I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
I've fallen down a lot.
I thought it was some tongs,they were just mucking about.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They were mucking about and she fell on a knife.
So he says, yeah, david fell ona knife.
It happens all the time.
His arrest for murder quote hasbeen fucking shambles.
He says this is fuckingshambles.
He's all mad.
Well, in custody, higginsheadbutted an officer.
So he's just.
(17:42):
This guy is on something.
This guy is epic.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
He's on one.
He really is.
Oh my God, he's got a stupidcross tattoo on his face too.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He really does.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh yeah, not the.
He has the eyes of a real idiot, nothing behind like an actor,
Like when we were watchingBaywatch yesterday and we were
staring at David Hasselhoff'seyes.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, nothing behind those things.
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
He was paralyzed from the waist down.
Yeah, that was the funniestepisode I've ever seen For like
two whole weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Thrown across the rocks.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
So the inspector, eleanor Atkinson.
She says this was a senselesscrime which could have easily
been avoided.
Higgins let his anger after anargument get the better of him
foolishly choosing to pick up aknife, with devastating
consequences.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
He needs to be kept inside.
Yes, Especially afterheadbutting the cop and just and
not even just like.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
He hasn't been tanning anyway, waking up crime
of passion.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
So upset, just started swinging and stabbing.
No, this was like a couple ofdays going into this.
He was like going to people'shouses and being like is it true
that it was your idea?
No, well, david said this, andare you going to do that to me
again?
I'll make sure of it.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
He put in detective work.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, he was weird about it.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's really.
At some point you're just likeit was a prank.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Okay, okay, we right, we get it.
You're mad, but you're wayoverreacting.
And this picture he has both ofhis eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You can't even tell, so it's not even like it wasn't
much of a loss.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
No, he's, no, he's quite couldn't tell it probably
was the girlfriend that justkept razzing him and he got
really pissed about it.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I think so, yeah, I'm an ugly looking fella there
yeah, just like a little sack ofirish potatoes yeah, I know he
does look very Irish, doesn't he?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I mean more like the potatoes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, at least the potato eyeshave eyebrows, unlike him.
And if he didn't enjoy gettingrazzed by his friends, I wonder
how jail's going to go.
Yeah, yeah, probably pretty fun.
Okay, let's move on to a bit ofa mystery, and I have no idea
what to make of this.
Oh, uh-oh, ultimate FightingChampionship.
(19:51):
You know that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
UFC.
Yes, there was a Hall of Famerand former champion.
His name is BJ Penn.
Oh yes, he is claiming that hisfamily has been murdered and
replaced by imposters.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
What?
Yeah, this is bad.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's so weird.
Penn revealed that he hasevidence.
This was all in a series ofdisturbing Instagram posts.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
This is recent yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, he made the claim that multiple family
members have been replaced byimposters who killed his actual
family, which is much like thefilm Us.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It seems like this was directed by Jordan Peele.
I have no idea what's going on.
This is what he says.
He says my mother Lorraine Shin, my brother JD Penn, my brother
Reagan Penn and my brotherKalani were all murdered and I
need the police to investigatethese guys.
Get these people out of myhouse and off my property.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So I am going to venture to say that his family
has not been murdered, that theyare not imposters and something
snapped in this man's mind.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, cte, I think yeah, it's extreme mental
illness brought on by gettingpunched in the head a lot.
Oh, and that's really sad yeahit's super sad, or he's right,
or he's right, and then that'sthe perfect guy to do it to,
because you're like, oh, he'sgot punched in the head a bunch.
He's just crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, nope, I don't think so.
I think that his family is justlike, while he's calling the
cops, they're just looking athim and looking at each other
like dude.
I don't know man.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Just let him make the call.
So Penn revealed numerousimages of his family members and
then he points out featureseyes, ears and freckles and
mouth.
That's fucked up.
And he claims look, they'redifferent people.
That's messed up, isn't?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
it crazy.
Wow, that is so insulting tothe family.
Yeah, just like zooming in youriPhone into their faces.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
You didn't have that ugly mole.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
He didn't have that skin tag there before.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Look at that, it's crazy.
So Penn says this.
He says real JD, that's hisbrother.
He says real JD has all of histeeth and a pointy chin.
And then he looks at fake andhe says fake JD is taller and
has a crooked front left toothand no back teeth, even though
JD and Reagan never had a cavityin their whole entire lives.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, he doesn't spend all ofhis time with his brother.
There could be some meth that'sbeen snuck under him without
his knowledge.
He could have been doing hisown fighting, true?
Maybe he did eat a lot of sugar, true, I don't know.
But and then also, it doessound like the wear and tear of
a human in general.
(22:41):
Yeah, it sounds like he's likepointing at all the wears and
tears of his family and beinglike that wasn't like that
before.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
He's like hey, I've been being a naughty boy, yeah,
that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, doing crystal methamphetamine.
I mean, really his family isaging horribly.
If this is true, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
So this seems a little bit rude.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
BJ Penn then shared text messages that he had with
the family where he's like y'allaren't real.
And what did they say?
I really want to know what theysaid.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
And he sent them the pictures of them up close, being
like look at you, you hideousmonster.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Jesus Christ, I'm so mad.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Right.
So then Penn wrote in anothercaption if I harm any of these
people that are acting like mymom or my brothers, I go to jail
and lose everything.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then he says if they harm me, nothing will happen to
them and I lose everything.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
He's not really seen a way out.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh man.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He says I have many black belts over the years that
are police officers.
Are you guys going to help me?
Are we going to go and help JDand Reagan and my mother and
look for them and investigatethese fake frauds who are trying
to steal everything from myfamily?
But what if he's telling thetruth?
Because now he is calling for aDNA test and the police to
(23:59):
investigate.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Well, that would clear things up very quickly.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
That would pretty much clear things.
Maybe we should just do that.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
But then if they found out, he was adopted to
begin with and then it reallyfucks with them.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
You don't want to mess with these guys.
You thought the eyebrow guy wasbad.
Bj Penn's going to freak out.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I want to see some screenshots of those text
messages.
I want to hear from the family.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
The family, I think, is a little befuddled and quite
confused.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Apparently.
Penn made similar claims lastmonth in another video
questioning his mother, so Ithink there's some family drama
going on here Definitely somefamily drama.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
If I did this to my family they'd be so pissed.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I mean, if I did this to my family, they'd be like
see ya, bye.
Thanks for the house, we don'tneed you anymore.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
They'd be like oh wait, what I was trying to make
you feel bad.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
I guess this is a particular disorder called
Capgras Syndrome.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Okay, it's a delusional disorder where a
person believes that a familiarperson usually a loved one has
been replaced by an imposterWhoa, so this isn't that
uncommon.
I mean, how common is this?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Not so common.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
I can't.
Imagine.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, but they have aggressive reactions to the
belief that the loved one hasbeen replaced.
That can lead to violencetowards the perceived imposter.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Is it like an ulcer?
Yeah, I mean at this point thefamily's in danger.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's associated with conditions like dementia,
schizophrenia and Parkinson's.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So he has some dementia issues and he's young
too.
So, as Kyle said, parkinson's,so he has some dementia issues
and he's young too.
So I know, as kyle said, thisman has been punched in the head
quite a bit yeah, for a living.
So one day he just wakes up andhe looks at his mom.
He's like not my mom get thefuck out here.
She's like what are you talkingabout?
Look at my ragged pussy.
(25:39):
Now that I'm you, sometimes Isay bad things to myself.
Look at my pussy.
That you wrecked.
I mean, if I was a mother andmy son was like oh, you didn't,
you're not my mom, I'd be likelook at it, you ruined it, you
broke it.
You were the one who broke it.
Look at the stretch marks.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
This is horrifying.
Of course, that's what youwould do as a mother, Anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So we'll keep you updated.
We'll see if the DNA testhappens or if he just maybe
needs to seek some psychiatrichelp Sounds like that.
Yeah, he's a super, superfamous fighter.
He was fantastic too.
One of the smaller weights buta very aggressive young man in
the ring.
Yeah, very sad they say thisusually comes on at 48 years old
.
He's 46.
One of the smaller weights buta very aggressive young man in
the ring.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, very sad.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
They say this usually comes on at 48 years old.
He's 46.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Oh my God, I'm 43.
Oh God, my mom's got a couplemore years of being my mom
before I tell her she ain't mymom, although she looks exactly
like me your mom.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
We're the ones sitting right here next to you,
Kyle.
What are we going to do?
We're the ones sitting righthere next to you, Kyle what are
we going to do he?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
starts thinking we're imposters.
Who are you?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I'll say oh, thank God.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I didn't like those other guys.
Finally some replacements youguys seem cool, sticking with
some spooky news.
The Headless Horseman.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
You know the story, I do.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
So a galloping ghoul ghost of the Headless Horseman
rides through the streets in ahorror CCTV camera footage.
Really, millions of people havewatched the eerie clip online
which we can watch here.
You can give it a look there,jer.
If you look real closely youcan see the Headless Horseman
(27:15):
gallop right there.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Through the alleyway.
A man with no head, you think?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
he was wearing like a hood.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
No, the man has no head.
Why would he have a hood?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
It looked like it might have been a hood.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's a ghost.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Like a white sweater.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I love you, jerry, but it's a ghost that has no
head.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Look at that, it's clear ghost that has no head.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Look at that.
It's clear as day.
It's night, it is actuallynight.
So it was a street in Mexico.
It was early in the morning andthe CCTV camera caught a
galloping horse, which theycould also hear.
What looks like a rider onhorseback, then tears along a
quiet street, but of coursethere is no head.
(28:00):
One viewer said the horse lookswithout skin, like a horse
already decomposed, with onlybones.
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
God, you guys and your imagination.
You don't see it, you get socrazy.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You don't want to believe that there's a bone
horse with a headless man on topof it.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I could believe it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You don't have to believe it, you saw it.
I don't, I mean I mean it kindof looks like a cow.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You have to believe everything that you see.
It does look a little like acow.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I love a cow.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
There is something about it that when it was like I
don't know the projection, thegalloping sounds start.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I want to see it again.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Okay, well, let's watch it again, play it again.
We need to convince her.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
She's Dominican.
You've got to convince aDominican.
So the galloping sounds.
They started the video.
They were reportedly heard byneighbors in the area.
The horse and rider werenowhere to be seen.
The video and this is how youknow it's real it's amassed 5.5
(29:01):
million views.
That's an advertisement forGillette Venus.
So Kathy commented who's thatjust sitting there and I didn't
see when the horse passed.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
It does look like someone's sitting.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
There's someone sitting there.
Someone's sitting there right.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Someone's sitting on nothing.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And then boom.
And then the horse.
The horse is coming, the horseis coming.
There's the horse Indeed, lookslike a little bit of smoke and
a sweater.
Indeed, Sleepy Hollow.
Take it to Sleepy Hollow, Almasays.
But if it's almost 2 am, what'sthat man sitting there?
I don't understand.
(29:38):
The video has 4,000 comments.
Another viewer says zoom intothe last light down the street.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
There's no shadow.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Another person says you can't even see the horseman
until the last light.
Who can explain that?
And the person had no reaction.
So isn't that kind of fun?
What?
Is this it's a headlesshorseman.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
I just want to know what it actually is.
I want the riddle to be solved.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
You're really no fun.
It's a man with no head.
It's a man with no head whoprobably died during the
Crusades and now he rides on hishorse to tell people that Jesus
is coming back Down a randomalleyway.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Where did this happen again?
Where else do you want him toride?
Where was it?
It's in Mexico.
It's in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, oh, the land of the spirit.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's where the spirits are Indeed.
On a horse.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
It looks like a cow, for sure.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
It does look like a cow.
It's a bone cow bone cow.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
It's well fine.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
So the headless horseman is riding a cow, if
that's a better story for you Imean it's cool, it's a
mysterious creature.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yes, yeah yeah, yes, okay.
So some people said the animalgave her chills.
Yes, so anyway.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
So that is, that's one story, and isn't that spooky
yeah, that is very spooky,except for the comment where
someone was like why would he bejust sitting there at 2 am.
We've all been that personthat's just sitting there at 2
am.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh yeah, I love sitting there at 2 am, Not
paying attention to anything.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Dazed out.
That's my biggest pet peeveabout morning people.
They'll be like yeah, I wake upat 4.30.
I'm like also awake right now.
We all love the mornings.
Some of us just go to sleepafter them, Right, and you have
a whole day and try to succeedand shit Get to work.
Whatever You're working 9 to 5.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I woke up pretty early today.
You did, I did.
How early I forgot.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Oh, wow that early.
Holy hell, that's early.
Sticking with the news of thecreepy.
Oh, a chupacabra.
Oh, my god, the mythicalchupacabra jerry, this is.
You're gonna need to, you'regonna need to turn your brain on
to the fact that we possiblylive in a world between other
(31:50):
realms.
Yes, yes, yes.
Terrifying moment.
It's a terrifying moment.
A mystery red-eyed creaturestalked a woman and experts are
puzzled what the hell is that?
It's a chupacabra.
It's a chupacabra.
It's not a dying dog.
(32:10):
What are you?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
getting it definitely looks like a wild dog.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's what a chupacabra is.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Or like an opossum?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
No, it's not an opossum.
The tail is definitely not thatof an opossum.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It seems like you're working for the deep state.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah, like a dog, monkey maybe.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
A dog monkey.
You think it's probably a dogmonkey, not a chupacabra it
looks severely injured.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Look at this poor face.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
It looks like a scary chupacabra oh it's like a
burned bear oh my god, what ifit's a bear?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
what if it's a chupacabra?
So what is a chupacabra?
What is?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
it's a mexican cryptid.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
It's a mexican cryptid what did it look like
before?
Didn't didn't we see one like20 years ago or something?
What did it look like before?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
tiny raggedy skinny, I thought it was like a bat rat
monster.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I thought it was standing and walking on two feet
, it can be.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
There's many different kinds of chupacabras
Are there?
Yes, many different kinds.
Some suck the blood out of yourchickens and wildlife, others
just have sex with your daughter.
Yes, janae Lynn, she's 30.
She said the animal gave herchills when she first saw it
lurking around.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
That's messed up.
That looks like an injuredanimal that needs medical
attention.
It looks like it just got hitby a car.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It was in Colorado.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
It looks like it just got hit by a car.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
It does, it does.
And who would do that to achupacabra?
Look at it here.
It looks like kind of a largerrat.
I thought it was in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It kind of looks like the Beakman rat from Beakman's
World.
What?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
So that's a bear.
There's no proof.
Nobody believed Janay.
It's J-A-N-A-Y Janay, janay.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You're saying, jenny, like Forrest.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, well, that's how her mom decided to curse her
.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
That's where the chupacabra came from.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Until she captured the footage of the creature this
past Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
See, that's not that animal.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
There's many different chupacabras, that's so
not that animal Speculation isrife.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
If there are different species within the
chupacabra, I want to hear thosenames, because you don't know
any of those either.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Google the spectrum of chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Can you please find that information for the skeptic
?
Thank you.
New speculation is rife overthe animal's true identity.
Some say it's a skinwalker,some say it's a chupacabra Janai
.
She says I first saw it lastMonday during the afternoon.
I was sitting in the road.
This is what she said.
(34:32):
I was sitting in the road infront of my house.
So she's just sitting in theroad in front of her house.
And then she says it didn't runor act afraid of me and it
turned and looked at me and Igot chills and ran back inside,
which is probably safer thansitting in the middle of the
road.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Why was she sitting in the middle of the road to
begin with?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
That is something we just simply don't know.
She says I told everybody aboutit and no one believed me.
But then she says on Saturdaynight about 8.30, I had just set
out water and food for somestray cats, so she's okay that
hang around.
And I opened my living roomcurtains and it was there.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Chupacabra.
So second opportunity for youto get this animal some help.
That looks severely injured,which looks like now that you
looked it up.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
some words yeah, well fly thing-ish.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
It looks like a coyote.
It looks like a very injureddragged through the road coyote.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Yes, they would be similar.
They could be friends, sure.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
So she was sitting in the middle of the road.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And then she saw it, and then she told her friends
and her friends were like you'rean idiot.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Oh, my God, and then- .
Speaker 1 (35:39):
She hit it, she did not hit it, she hit it and then
this thing was on fire, comesout of the woods and she's like
Chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Speculation.
Oh my God, that's speculationand that's not allowed in the
Kissel Court.
No, she says, I went outside totry to yell at it and scare it
off because I was worried aboutthe cats.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
And that's when I got the video of it eating cat food
.
Oh, chupacabra's like cat food,wet or dry.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
This fucking animal needed help and she just left
him out to dry, being likethat's a chupacabra.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yes, because it's scary.
What a dick she said.
It made eye contact with me thewhole time.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
It looked like it was pleading for help.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
She says, it was not afraid.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
He was like kill me, please, Anything.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yes, well, it's suffering.
Yeah, but now it has some catfood, so that's good.
Hundreds of people have triedto guess what it is and again,
most people say it's Chupacabra.
So there's also a skinwalkerapproach.
Now, a skinwalker, it's a witchthat has the ability to
disguise itself as an animal,which is of the Navajo, I
(36:51):
believe.
Oh, the Navajo Indigenouspeople of the southwestern
United States, and we love them.
Janae, she has done someresearch and she says I looked
up raccoons, badgers, wolverinesCould have been a badger
Cotamundis and bears, and shesays none of them match up, and
she's done a lot of research onthat.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Seems like Janae has done a lot of research.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
She sits in the street.
She thinks.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
She says that's why it's so scary, because no one
can even tell what it is.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh my God, it's because it had his face ripped
off.
It became like a day away frombeing roadkill dude.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
I think it is roadkill.
She says it's got a rat-likeface.
Its eyes are very small and farapart.
Then she says it has a long,pointy nose and a mouth like
rats do.
It has long legs and arms, isabout two and a half feet in
length and has a chocolate brownfur that is thick and coarse,
(37:48):
covering its whole body.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
So was she, or was she not just sitting there and
staring at the thing after shehit it?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
She didn't hit it.
She was trying to feed the catand it came to feed on the cat.
No, Food.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, it didn't eat any of the cats.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, it ate cat food.
Yeah, Janae also says it was inmy trash can when people
arrived.
It might be a raccoon.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It might be a raccoon , with his face just totally
scathed off.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
She says it was in the trash when people arrived
and then it ran down the streetinto a drainage ditch and then
we shined a light in there andit started making a hissing-like
noise.
And then she says we all gotscared and left.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
I don't like this lady.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't know.
They contacted.
This is very serious.
They contacted the local newsstation, koaa News 5, colorado,
and the wildlife official saidit was tough to be 100% sure of
the animal's identity.
The use of the front paws andthe size makes us think it's a
(38:51):
raccoon.
We might think this animalmight be a raccoon with mange,
but Janae is not convinced.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
So there you go, janae needs to get off the road
and do something else.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think that she is doing exactly what God told her
to do, which is find cryptidsand feed cats.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Which is really fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
retirement Okay, Well , if you find a cryptid, maybe
help it out.
If it looks like it's in direneed of help.
It's like bleeding in the face.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Especially if it is a skinwalker, because that would
be a witch and maybe the witchwould grant you well, do witches
do wishes?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, they're always curses.
They're always like thosebackwards like gaslighting kind
of wishes.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Thanks, Goosebumps.
Yeah, RL Stine.
I read an.
I saw an interview at Comic-Conwith RL Stine and he said you
know it's funny, I don't evenlike horror, but the kids really
enjoyed reading the books andthat's why I kept on writing
them, because I wanted kids toread, no matter what.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Aw sweet.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Moving on UFOs.
A mysterious tower at Area 51has been spotted on Google Earth
Interesting.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Leading many social Interesting.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Yes, Leading many social media users to insist
it's quote alien technology.
Oh really, area 51, highlyclassified Air Force base.
Of course, in Nevada no onebelieves there's actually any
aliens there anymore.
They were there at some pointand they have since been
murdered.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Everyone knows that.
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's a triangular tower, created a shadow in a
photo taken by Google Maps,because the entire fucking Earth
is constantly undersurveillance and I think about
it sometimes and it really hurtsmy brain and we live in a
prison state.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay.
So some people say obviouslyalien technology.
It pops out when the Earth isdone Okay.
In a Facebook discussion aboutthe Bazaar Tower, one person
referenced 2001, a Space Odyssey.
They say it's a monolith.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
That's interesting, it's a monolith.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
And then another one says it's a marker for aliens,
so they know it's safe to landthere.
Oh, but it's probably not.
It's a very secure.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
US Air Force?
Probably just something thatwas built Land on's probably not
.
It's a very secure US Air Forcebase, probably just something
that was built.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Land on the butt plug .
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Area 51 and a half.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yep, well, that's what one person basically calls
it a UFO charging dock.
Yeah, sit on it, baby.
But it is unique, it's again,it's triangular.
It makes an image almost likethat image of that one tower we
have in Washington DC that lookslike a Klansman with the two
red eyes the Washington Monument.
Is that the Washington Monument?
Yeah, doesn't it look like aKlansman with red eyes?
(41:32):
I guess I always think that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
I thought that looked like a butt plug too.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Everything's a butt plug.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Everything's a butt plug.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Can you get this alien out of here?
Everything can be a butt plugwill be a butt plug.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
That's the technology you're bringing.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yes, okay For energy.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Well, I'm certainly awake now.
It's part of a classified USmilitary installation used for
stealth and radar signaturetesting.
Many people are very concernedabout this.
The tower sparked a lot ofjokes, because people will make
their jokes.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Because there are some people who don't, you know,
maybe they're too scared toreally comprehend the idea that
an alien life force might be outthere and wanting to land in
Nevada.
We're here for gambling.
We heard prostitution's legalyeah, something like that.
(42:29):
Well, yeah, but we charge perdick and Haram, you have four
dicks, so that's going to be$300 an hour per dick.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Oh wow, that's a steal.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
You tank Mars bucks Discrimination.
Yeah, dick discrimination.
Mars bucks, discrimination,dick discrimination, an alien
documentary titled the Age ofDisclosure.
It premiered at South bySouthwest last month.
It delved into 80 years ofunidentified anomalous phenomena
(43:00):
.
It researched all the series ofdifferent things, like the
Tic-tac videos that we've beenseeing.
And that brings us to our nextstory, also marco rubio.
He says this is a marco rubiopolitician marco rubio of
florida he serves as donaldtrump secretary of state.
He said in the film we've hadrepeated instances of something
(43:25):
operating in airspace overrestricted nuclear facilities
and it ain't ours, whoa, and wedon't know whose it is.
Just that statement alonedeserves inquiry, deserves
attention, deserves focus.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, I mean that's obvious that aliens are real and
stuff.
Is that building alientechnology?
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Who knows who, not, who knows who knows who knows?
Because now we also have newevidence, as everyone has their
cameras of a Tic Tac UFO.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What is?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
that it looks like a Tic Tac.
Remember Tic Tacs, when peoplecared about their breath?
Yeah, yeah yeah, man, I wastalking to someone the other day
and the breath was just so bad.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
Everyone's breath sinks still.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, yeah, but you can't tell them.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
You gotta, no, you gotta.
You just have to chew gum.
You have to like pull out gumand like offer.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Want some.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Like oh, I'm gonna move for gum.
Do you want some gum?
Do you want some gum Likeyou're David Letterman?
Yeah, Like you're.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
Norm Macdonald doing impressions of David Letterman.
New footage recorded by amilitary combat ship.
This was from their advancedradar system.
It captured one of fourobserved tic-tac-shaped,
unidentified objects.
This was in California in 2023.
Yes, the radar footagereportedly recorded by one of
(44:41):
the active duty naval officersstationed on the USS Jackson.
They say they witnessed objectswith their own eyes.
That's according to ufologistJeremy Corbell, who I think I
interviewed before.
But sometimes with theufologist they just kind of
boring, just go on and on aboutscience and shit.
It's like give me to the probe,but you're looking at the
(45:03):
footage now, jerry.
What do you think?
Fascinating?
Thank you so much for thatgreat, for that wonderful
commentary.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
Jesus Christ, I can't observe the tic-tac for five
seconds.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Korbel says you have trained observers.
People that are taking a riskby going to journalists are
putting it out.
You can get killed forreleasing that.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
But it's already out there.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Because some brave American hero decided to release
it.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I mean it's fine.
It just looks like a regularUFO zipping back and forth at
weird speeds going around in onesilly little area.
Yeah, that's a UFO.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Yeah.
Your reaction is why, when wefind out reptilians are real, no
one's going to care?
Yeah, because yeah, of coursethey're reptiles.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Duh, it's self-illuminated, it was
observed February 13th 2023, andit was seen with what they're
calling the naked eyes.
So put some claws on.
It was hey, we want to put abra on that eyeball.
That's why I always wearcontacts.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Not naked, or glasses Can't go outside with a naked
eye.
Yep, so, emerging from thePacific.
It emerged from the PacificOcean, so it came from the water
, which is quite interesting.
Oh, Because as we know thealiens are living down there
because they can breathe downthere and they hang out with
SpongeBob and shit, Especiallyaliens are living down there
because they can breathe downthere and they hang out with
SpongeBob and shit Especiallyunder the Bermuda Triangle.
(46:27):
We know this Could be.
So then it directly went intoin-air flight without any plumes
or exhaust, and that would be asignature of.
Obviously those are signaturesof conventional propulsion, but
that don't have no conventionalpropulsion.
The officer then rushed to theradar room and immediately fired
(46:48):
up all the computers in anattempt to track the object, so
he was all in on this.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
And then he says that shit took off earlier.
That's what a naval officersaid, so that's very technical
he said that shit took offearlier and doesn't it kind of
look like a turd?
So he says what's that?
22,000 feet Scramble the jets.
One Navy operator said, anothersaid I'll tell you what.
(47:14):
Wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
And that's an educated.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
These are our naval officers.
Nice, I'll tell.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
tell you what wouldn't surprise me so
technically, my pause was alittle more appropriate than
theirs well, technically I I hadmore of an appropriate, like
appropriately educated response.
I got nothing.
I'm just look, it's a ufo, aUFO.
I'm tired of this speculatingbecause we already know.
(47:47):
Just let me know when you'regoing to tell me for real.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Just let me know.
I think this is just Tic Tac,big Tic Tac, reminding people
they still exist to try to gettheir money back up.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
You think it's all about the mints.
Yes, you think Big Mint isbehind this Tic.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Tac Big Mint.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
The unidentified objects were called the Small
Fleet of Mysterious Flyers.
They were seen harassing USwarships off the coast of
California in July of 2019.
So this is not the first timeand they're attacking our naval
vessels.
They are metallic, are they Not?
Really?
Not like exactly, but you couldimagine if they did.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
They're taunting them .
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yes, they're taunting them being like hey look at us.
We can fly better than you canfly.
So they're calling the footagechilling, also the objects they
were taking off in synchronizedflight patterns so they were
dancing a little bit.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
It's kind of cool, makes you think there's an
intelligence behind them.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah, what if one day they play something they play
like music, that's likeextremely loud and everyone can
hear it.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
That'd be kind of fun like there's speakers
everywhere yeah, like a little.
Yeah, that'd be kind of nice,as long as the music is fun.
It's just peanut butter jellytime, oh my god, 24, 7.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Oh yeah, that would get pretty annoying.
I mean, that'd be fun for likea second, then it'd get pretty
annoying yeah it, it reallywould yeah.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
So this is they're calling this footage bombshell.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Bombshell footage.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
Bombshell footage.
Yes, okay, it resembles the2004 sighting of another Tic Tac
, another Tic Tac, another TicTac.
Yes, so they're all Tic Tacsand those are the ones that come
from the water.
One of the stunned sailors toldNews 8, all we witnessed was
all four of them, all insynchronicity, jetting into the
(49:28):
abyss, all four all timedtogether and left, and we were
like holy shit.
So again, very expert analysis,holy shit, wow, yep.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
And then they were super freaking out about it.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
And then they were super freaking out about it.
And then they were superfreaking out about it.
They said the second they left.
Maybe three, four secondspassed.
I run to my station and I lookat my radar.
They're all off radar, that'sit.
They all zoomed off.
Wow, who knows?
Former Defense SecretaryDepartment Analyst Mark von
Renkenkamp?
He added fuel to the UFO fireby analyzing flight data from
(50:06):
the exact time and location,concluding there was no US
aircraft in the area.
Damn.
So he says I don't think it'sours.
I suspect there are betterplaces for us to showcase the
kind of equipment to unwittingsailors.
So I don't know what does thatmean?
He's like if we're going toexperiment on you, you're going
to.
I don't know.
(50:28):
He's like we like to fucking,we scare the shit out of our
sailors, but we do it betterthan that.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Yeah, we would do some crazier shit.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
I love how all the naval experts are like holy shit
, it's flying fish sticks.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, they really are Perfect.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
They're really on it.
Well, I guess that's that'swhat we asked for, right?
Not not to hear about thescientists saying all the boring
terms and stuff.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, holy shit, that turned man.
I had one of those this morning.
Anyway, let's wrap up friday.
What do we got for comments?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
oh boy, peanut butter jelly time is going to be stuck
in vanessa's head.
She's saying thanks.
It's immediately, it's such athat's great I like it, nothing
more believable than a stunnedsailor, true, and Jeff said,
please, pano, a stunned seaman.
Indeed, stunned seaman Pano.
Also said, in a Forrest Gumpvoice I may be dumb, but I know
(51:19):
what a chupacabra is.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Thank you oh my God.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
See, they're saying definitely a ghost.
Jeff is saying a bone cow isstill a ghost.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Absolutely See.
This is fantastic.
Support yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
And the BJ Penn thing .
Pano says that a DNA test liveon Maury would be a must watch.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Oh, that would be so freaking fantastic.
Yeah, all right everyone.
Thank you so much for enjoyinganother great week of OK Bud.
We will be back next week, have.
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