April 18, 2025 • 50 mins
A jealous ex-girlfriend's deadly Easter plot unfolds in Brazil as chocolate eggs laced with poison claim the life of a 7-year-old boy and leave his teenage sister fighting for her life. We examine how holiday celebrations can turn tragic when revenge becomes the motive, while exploring the disturbing evidence that led to the suspect's arrest.
Meanwhile, the dangers of illegal cosmetic procedures make headlines after a New York woman dies following a botched butt implant removal in Queens. The unauthorized practitioner's attempt to flee justice raises questions about underground clinics and the risks people take in pursuit of physical transformation.
Law enforcement takes a dystopian turn as we reveal how police departments are deploying AI-generated personas to infiltrate protest groups and potentially entrap citizens. These virtual agents with elaborate backstories blur the line between crime prevention and civil rights violation, especially when targeting college protesters and political activists.
The surveillance state grows more tangible with Thailand's introduction of a fully operational RoboCop, complete with facial recognition and 360-degree cameras. As China simultaneously deploys spherical police robots capable of traversing both land and water, we consider the implications of replacing human officers with tireless machines that lack discretion and mercy.
Join us for this alarming glimpse into a world where technology enables both deadly personal vendettas and unprecedented government control. Subscribe, share your thoughts, and remember to stay vigilant in an age where the digital and physical threats continue to evolve.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's painful, just shave it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, that's the problem.
You can't get into it.
You gotta pop that, just growyour hair out.
No one cares anymore.
Hey, what's up everyone?
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Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
OK Bud.
I am Ben Kissel at BenKissel1,joined by Jerry Akito.
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That's J-E-R-I-I and KylePlouffe.
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Thank you all so much forlistening.
Another fantastic week, fivedays, no alcohol for Benny Boy
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And I've got to figure out howto play Madden without a couple
of beers, because I'm not doingas well as you might think.
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We have a bunch of AI storiesto get.
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Also, shoot us an email.
We have a bunch of AI storiesto get to and a couple of
science former fiction storiesthat are now science fact for
Friday.
So you have something to rantand rave about with your family
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But first let's start with an email.
This comes in from Mike.
So we told a story about howsomebody's sandwich was getting
all finger poked my sandwich.
They were messing with thesandwich in a workplace.
So then he said you keep onmessing with my sandwich, I'm
going to mess with your toolbox.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right, right yes.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So apparently this is not that uncommon.
Mike writes first of all.
Thank you so much for the kindwords up top.
Yeah, he says I'm anelectrician in Massachusetts.
Oh, yes, indeed, when Kyle'sfrom.
Yeah, oh.
So you know Mike has criminalsin his family.
Yes, probably.
I'm an electrician inMassachusetts and one of the
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guys we were working with was atotal asshole in Massachusetts
Shopper, what I doubt it that'sso weird Sounds about right and
made everyone's jobs moredifficult than they had to be.
He wasn't very popular.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
One day someone air quotes definitely not me decided
to go up in a 40-foot scissorlift.
Hello ladies, hey.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Arts and crafts.
Let's go.
Arts and crafts.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You haven't seen that video before.
Decided to go up in a 40-footscissor lift and attach his tool
bag to the ceiling with screws.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, that's hilarious.
That's what they lift Subaruswith the scissor lift.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh, very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
His bag was attached upside down and the tools were
carefully placed back inside andsealed in.
If watching him look for thetools wasn't funny enough,
watching him open the bag andhave all of his tools fall on
him while he tried to detach itfrom the ceiling definitely was.
No one was hurt except for hispride.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, that part does sound a little dangerous.
He could have knocked him out alittle bit on the way it sounds
heavy.
Heavy things falling on hishead Ow.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, but it's also.
It's a cartoony world that welive in and it is funny if
someone has a wrench fall ontheir head and then they get
that big bubble and then theygot to push it down but the
bubble comes out of another spotof their body.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's obviously.
That is exactly how it works.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, that's what I would tell the judge if I ever
got arrested for wallopingsomeone with a wrench yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So you're taking the Looney Tunes defense?
I mean, hell, they showed thatstupid-ass movie.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What movie did they show in the courtroom in that
one case?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh yeah, the Jurassic Park movie.
Yeah, they showed Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Show fucking Looney Tunes and be like your Honor.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Your Honor, duh, I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Your Honor.
They say my defense is a littlegoofy.
Let's get to our first story.
So it's Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It is Easter weekend, isn't it?
Good Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's Good Friday today.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Friday night is good.
It's a great Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What a great Friday.
It is so much fun.
Well, not for this child.
A seven-year-old boy has diedafter a jealous ex-girlfriend
poisoned Easter eggs and sentthem to her former boyfriend's
new family.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh my god, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Her name is Jerry.
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Her name is Jordilia Pereira Barbosa.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yes, 35 years old.
She was arrested in Brazil.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
On suspicion after officials claimed she spiked
chocolate Easter eggs in amotivated attack.
The motivation revenge andjealousy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, this makes more sense, because when you were
originally talking about thisstory, I thought it was like a
seven-year-old girl who was likeyou thought it was the
seven-year-old ex.
That was like I'm going to getthis kid back?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, you thought a seven-year-old woman cannot be
scorned.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Seven-year-old woman yes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, it's this beautiful little kid, Luis
Fernando Rocha Silva.
He died at seven years old.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, he's just super cute.
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The eggs were delivered on Wednesday to her
ex-boyfriend's new partner,miriam Lira.
They shared them with the kids,obviously because they're
chocolate Easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They're chocolate Easter eggs.
You're supposed to eat themwith your family.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What kind of couple would be like, man, I'm not
going to give these to the kids,right?
Thanks for the chocolate Eastereggs.
You're supposed to eat themwith your family.
What kind of couple would belike, man, I'm not going to give
these to the kids, right?
Thanks for the chocolate Eastereggs.
These are all ours.
Yeah, a motorbike courierreportedly turned up with the
tainted treats along with a note.
What did the note say?
What did the note say With loveto Miriam Lira, happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
From her.
Did it say from her name?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It didn't say her name.
Oh wow, because I think if itdid say her name she'd be like
ah, we're not drinking it, we'renot eating it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're not eating this .
This is from that crazy bitch.
Your ex is sending us shitagain.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes.
So then their son Luis, he ateit.
He reportedly fell illimmediately, oh my God.
He was rushed to the hospitaland the boy died.
Oh so, but well, jesus, didn'the rise after three days?
So we'll give it a couple of.
Well, that would be tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Seriously.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No him and Virginia Gouffray Wow yeah, the only two.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's really sad, though that's crazy.
Yeah, she should fuck throw heraway, Throw her away, Throw her
away.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So her 13-year-old daughter, that's the new
girlfriend's 13-year-olddaughter.
She also became sick and she isin critical condition right now
.
Oh my God.
The bereaved mom reportedlyreceived an anonymous call after
the delivery asking if thepackage had been arrived.
Wow and arrived.
Wow and arrived.
So samples of the chocolatewere sent off to a forensic
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toxic lab.
Cops arrested Jordila as shetook a bus to her hometown,
Santa Inez, after staying in ahotel two miles away, Two
hundred miles away.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, so she knew what she was fucking doing.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
From the victim yeah, she's got her sunglasses on in
disguise buying the eggs here.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, seriously, is that a wig?
Is that a really bad wig?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh my God.
Police reportedly foundreceipts and spoke to her
ex-partner Jordelia's ex-partnerwhich led them to believe that
she was indeed involved in thisattack.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's all the contents of her purse, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's a lot in her purse.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Holy hell there's a knife.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
There's scissors.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, there's um, yeah, Girls purses.
They're like black holes oflike everything we might ever
need in case we have to run awayat all times.
Mary Poppins was exaggerating abit, but I mean, you see this
little tiny wall I run aroundwith.
It has pretty much the exactsame context, minus the poison.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Balls, yeah, lozenges .
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I have tums.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You get a sore throat or a sore tummy.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, yeah, highlighters, in case you need
to highlight anything.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A brush, a comb.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Sure, well, it's a great, a lot of stuff in her
purse.
A lot of stuff, I mean it's alarge purse.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I can totally see she could definitely fit an iPad in
there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I for how much she did.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, she fit a bunch of poison in there.
She did so.
The cops showed the CCTVfootage of her buying the Easter
eggs Will disguised in a blackwig and dark sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Terrible wig.
Yes, con amor para Miriam.
How dare you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh, it did say her name then.
Wow and they still ate it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Oh wow, no this is the newgirlfriend's name.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, oh, wow.
No, this is the newgirlfriend's name.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, she doesn't sign it with her actual murder name.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Jordelia reportedly confessed to buying the
chocolate in a statement withthe police but denied loading it
with poison.
But authorities are like wehave a bunch of evidence, that's
probably you yeah, pretty muchyeah.
The authorities say what awhore Delia.
The authorities say the evidencesuggests, based on several
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points investigated, that thecrime was motivated by revenge
and jealousy, given that theauthor's ex-husband is the
current partner or boyfriend ofthe new victim who was poisoned
along with her two children.
Oh my God.
So now you just have to dobackground checks on your
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partner's exes to make sureyou're not going to get killed.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Belbiv DeVoe told us never trust a big butt and a
smile Poison.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Really, is that what that song's about?
Yeah, oh, that girl is poison.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And then he says never trust a girl with a big
butt and a nice smile.
Never trust a girl with a bigbutt and a smile.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
They're supposed to frown.
He's changed his voice about it.
He said the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
They're supposed to frown, yeah yeah.
The cops say there are severalindications that clearly point
to this woman being theperpetrator of the crime.
The police will continueworking to strengthen this
evidence and present her to thejudiciary to answer for this
barbaric crime.
Wow, yep.
Investigators say they haveseized two wigs, receipts cards,
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scissors, a saw knife and thenapparently drugs.
Wow, some issues all high up,yep.
And then they're going to do anautopsy on this poor boy's body
and figure out what happenedwith the poison.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Anyway, he's just a young kid, so he obviously ate
the most.
Of course, everybody else justgot a little tummy ache.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He has the smallest, frailest body to take it all in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, poor kid.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's crazy, that's so devastating.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But it is something to remember for all those people
who'd be like death bychocolate.
Well, that's what happened toLouise, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, and now are you going to keep?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
on saying that when you have your chocolate cake and
you're all happy and fat andthen you take a liquid dump
because you're like Jerry andyou can't handle hey, hey, it's
vegan.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's a vegan milkshake I have here, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, this boy died the way that so many, so many
Kathy readers died.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, isn't that sad it is RP.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Young boy, you didn't deserve that and hopefully you
come back, as I don't even know.
Whatever you want to be, yeah,the son of God.
Son of God.
Son of God, All right.
Well, let's move on Speaking of.
We'll just continue with somestories of death.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
A New York City mom has died.
Why, what?
And this is a message foreverybody out there men, women,
even dogs.
She had a botched butt implantsurgery.
Oh my God, oh no, the problemis she got this surgery in
Queens, New York.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
In an alleyway.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What Never In my hometown York, in an alleyway
what Never In my hometown.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yes, in your hometown .
I'm sorry You're just not goingto get a good procedure in
Queens, new York.
She went to get her buttimplants removed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Damn.
So she was sick of them.
She's like I'm ready to be myregular buttless self again.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, she went to a sham doctor in Queens, buttless
self again.
Yes, she went to a sham doctorin Queens.
She has now died, jerry.
What is her name?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is Maria Paz Peñalosa.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She's 31 years old.
She was initially left braindead last month after the
botched attempt to have theimplants taken out oh my God
Inside an illegal liposuctionclinic in Ditmar Steinway.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Fuck, don't do it.
Wow, that sounds grimy, dude.
Yes, that sounds so grimy, youcan't do it.
You can't do things to yourbody in weird like workaround
ways.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
No, you cannot.
An illegal liposuction clinic,they can shut those down.
The illegal weed stores theycan probably keep open, they can
keep those open.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The illegal weed stores they can probably keep
open.
They can keep those open.
That's fine.
Something tells me that's notgoing to kill us anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Right, but yes, going in there you just want to see
like where'd you go to college?
Just a couple of questions.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, you know, just go to Chinatown and get your
fake purses.
There you get your fake jewelry, your fake watches, all that
shit.
But don't if you're injectingthings inside you maybe get it
done the right way or, if it hasto be done the seriously
workaround way, go to Columbialike everyone else.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Sure, absolutely.
They do it well in Columbia.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
They do it in Columbia, they do it in Mexico,
they do it in the DominicanRepublic.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Just not Queens, New York.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Just probably not Queens, New York, where some
idiot that you probably went tocollege with is like yeah, I got
this, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, at least make the trek into the city.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you know, seriously, I can suck a bunch of
fat out of an ass.
I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'll do it right now.
Well, there are guys that arelike running these clinics.
They'll show up with like acocking gun and be like oh, I'll
inject this in your ass, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Ridiculous, the phony surgeon.
His name was Felipe.
He then tried to flee, but hewas arrested at JFK Airport.
Wow, it is funny when you tryto flee to the most camera-ed
place in the world which is JFKAirport, Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They will find you.
He probably used his first nametoo.
He's like I'm Dr Felipe.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
He administered lidocaine to the victim through
a syringe that caused her to gointo a cardiac arrest.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh my God, this poor woman.
Oh man, what did he put in thesyringe?
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Lidocaine oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
God Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, the victim's sister says we never imagined
this could happen.
A friend who went with Maria,so she did have a friend.
This is where the friend doeshave to be like.
Are we sort of like jacknicholson's joker after he got
thrown into a vat?
Are we going to an undergrounddoctor here?
Right, are we sure this isgoing to be okay?
Yeah, a friend who went withmaria called and said she was
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taken away in an ambulance butshe didn't know how bad it was.
Oh my God, she is a verybeautiful woman, she is gorgeous
.
And it does.
So.
This is then.
They have an image of her inthe hospital and I was going to
say, if that was where theprocedure took place, it looks
kind of legit.
But I don't think that was.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I think that's where she ended up.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And then this Felipe guy who is way out of his league
.
He just seems like a realasshole.
The friend added she went therebecause a friend had already
gone there for an operation andrecommended him.
From the time the ambulancecame and while she was in the
hospital doctors were trying torevive her for two and a half
hours Shit.
(14:59):
Not good.
Apparently, she died fromlidocaine toxicity.
Oh my God.
Lidocaine generally safe, butit can be toxic if wrongfully
administered or with a largeinjection.
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
His picture here.
He looks like he's covered inlike a thin layer of moisture.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
He looks like he's going to get a Fyre Fest 2
ticket.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
He really does.
He looks like he's one of theproducers of it.
Yeah, I just think it would becool to rub shoulders withfest 2
ticket.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He really does.
He looks like he's one of theproducers of it.
Yeah, I just think it'd be coolto rub shoulders with like the
elites.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, there's a lot of things I want my doctors to
be, but Clammy is not one ofthem.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, why are you sweating so much?
Doc Gross, you'll find out.
Yeah, so I'm not really good atJust go to sleep, just take
this lidocaine.
Go to sleep.
So the Queens DA, they say whencircumstances change in a case,
we re-examine the charges.
This remains an active andongoing investigation and we
cannot provide further comment,but he is being charged with
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second-degree assault, a felony,as well as unauthorized
practice of a profession.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's it.
I mean, I don't know that waslike a murder charge to me.
It should have been.
I guess, jesus, I guess, Idon't know, your butt's fine,
everyone's butt's fine.
My butt's fine, everyone'sbutt's fine.
Do some squats, just do somesquats.
People demonize the straightman.
They do they come after us.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What Like the Hank Hill butt?
Are you about to bring up theHank Hill butt?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
The long back.
I'm about to bring out the factthat in no way a man will bury
his face in any butt Pancakebutt, big old bubble butt.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm just saying I don't think that this is caused
because of straight men.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The straight man says look at that butt.
Whatever one you show me, I'mgoing to be happy with.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Unfortunately, a lot of girls have deep levels of
body dysmorphia and then withthe internet and all the body
shaming, because of other women,yeah.
It builds up in a woman's head.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
But then also, I do see some of the comments given
by straight men, so I understandthat as well.
Yeah, but we're going to talkabout AI and how it's being
weaponized here in a second.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's also really sad because she was taking them out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
She was trying to be a little bit better about her
self-care.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It must hurt, yeah, to have a fake butt.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, to be sitting on some random silicone.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, it always feels like you're in a chair.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It always feels like you're in a chair.
It always feels like you're ina waterbed cushion.
Yeah, is that just how regularpeople with big butts feel?
Well, I didn't know.
Butt implants were Not a buttbetween us.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I was so ignorant I thought that Nicki Minaj had a
real butt.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I was like what I thought that was a real butt.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So see, I'm part of the problem.
So many people have fake butts.
I just didn't realize it wassuch a thing.
Sissa proudly has a fake butt.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, yeah, because she's like she was always very
self-conscious about not havinga butt, but then the poop must
always plop.
What you must always have aploppy poop, what do you?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
what do you because?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
you're hovering.
You're never fully on the seatyou're.
You're hovering on two piecesof pads.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You're saying that it's easier for you because you
have a lower ground, becauseyou're like sit bones to tile to
chair.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I have a big no butt.
Yeah, the white man butt.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
So it's like exit and then water right there.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Smooth surface.
I got no splash back, which is,of course, the nature's bidet.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
If you can't afford a bidet, just hover a foot and
it'll splash right on up there.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was in eighth grade in Germany and went to go visit
my Oma and Opa and they had abidet.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I stayed on that for a while.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Sat on that for a while, Not exciting.
What are you doing in there,Benjamin?
Oh nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Just drinking, not exciting.
What are you doing in there,benjamin?
Oh, nothing, just trying toBidet are definitely built by
men, because they always havethe button where it's like this
one's for the pooper and thenthis one's for the front butt,
if you know what I mean, butthen that one is also really far
back.
I don't think they know whereto put the front sprayer to
clean up the pee.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's always way further back.
I'm scooching all the way backtrying to find the water hose.
I'm like you know what.
This is dumb.
Give me the toilet paper, Allright.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, let's move on to a potential serial killer,
whoa.
But we're going back to the NewEngland area.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, be very careful when crime happens.
There are fears that a serialkiller is on the loose.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Review and investigations has shown, there
are seven bodies across threestates.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Uh-oh, what and they?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
are similar in the way that they were killed.
Seven decaying corpses acrossthree New England states
warrants a review andinvestigation.
Police have tried to shut downthe idea that there's a serial
killer.
However, it does seem as if itis possible.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Those are the three victims that died.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, there's seven total victims.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Matthew Mangino, a Pennsylvania-based defense
attorney, said police inConnecticut, massachusetts and
Rhode Island should all beworking together after the human
remains were uncovered.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, dear he says.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
whether it's coincidental or not, I think it
merits review and investigation,at the very least Collaboration
between the differentjurisdictions, to determine
whether or not there is somethreat out there to individuals
that may be going on as we speak.
We don't know that, but I thinkit has merit for when it comes
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to that kind of scrutiny.
I mean, it is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Seven corpses, three states.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Similar.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Similar MO.
Yeah, yeah, definitely seemslike the work of one person
according to mangino, thesedifferent jurisdictions need to
get together and compare notesand reports.
Were these homicides?
I mean, we we may have foundout that these are natural
deaths, or it could be a suicide, or it could be accidental.
Yeah, so the number issue is isthere enough to determine the
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cause and manner of death?
So anyway, be very careful outthere.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
It's crazy that serial killers are still serial
killing in this day and age.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I know and getting away with it.
But I guess upper New Englandarea, what is that?
Like Maine and all those areas,yeah, New Hampshire, vermont,
yeah, yeah.
They're old school still.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, it's very corrupt.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's very corrupt as well.
Yeah, very corrupt, and we'llcontinue to cover that case of
that one woman.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yes, I just watched the Gilgo Beach Killer
documentary last night.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Ooh, I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And it wasn't until the FBI, the police, state
police they all started workingtogether that they actually
found out who did this.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Because when it was just at the local level, nobody
was trying to work together likeyou said.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, no one.
They all need to work together.
They really do?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Everybody has different information.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yo Lieutenant.
What if we called him the DildoBeach Killer?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Another day done, another day done Yep.
So the body of Paige Fannin, 35, of West she, was found March
6th in the Norwalk River.
On the same day, a human skullwas located in a wooded area of
Route 3 in Plymouth.
On March 19th, the remains ofwhat appeared to be an adult
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female between 40 and 60 yearsold.
They were discovered near acemetery in Groton.
And two days later Denise Leary, a 59-year-old missing mother
of two, was found in New HavenWow.
Then the body of MichelleRomano, 56, a missing woman from
Warwick, new York, was found onMarch 26 in the woods in Foster
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.
So human remains werediscovered in Killingly on April
9th, with another body inFramingham off the Massachusetts
Turnpike the next day.
It does seem the police shouldbe looking into connections.
Yeah, they should be, likethere's a lot of dead people
here.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But they always get like they don't want to, like
rile the audience up andeveryone's like no, no, we're
not going to say that.
It's one person just yet, whichit totally could.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Why Times have changed.
People want to get theirpitchforks out.
Just scare them, there's aserial killer on the loose, and
then kids can have sleepoversand be like, ooh, where's the
serial killer?
It'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It would be fun.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I mean as long as you're not with the one being
killed.
But if there's a serial killeron the loose, you'll get
together.
You have a nice party.
You all just sleep in the sameroom, in the living room,
together.
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
It sounds to me like someone's trying to recreate
what Israel Keys did.
He's such a nerd.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I didn't realize he was dead.
He traveled around a lot andjust like with stash bags and go
like years later to find hiskill bag and then just go kill
somebody that was near it.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh my God, we covered him in Last Pod and he is just
such a fucking toad, yeah, sucha loser, oh my God.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
But he avoided detection for so long because he
was traveling so much.
Wow yeah, differentjurisdictions I didn't realize
he died so long ago.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, I believe he committed suicide.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He did yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, he's a little bitch Yep.
So, according to theConnecticut State Police, they
say there is no information atthis time suggesting any
connection to similar remainsdiscoveries and there is also no
known threat to the public atthis time.
But no known threat to thepublic at this time.
But Connecticut, please come on.
Yeah, geez, they're like theinvestigations are in its early
stages.
Also, many of these women areof color, which sometimes halts
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investigations, slows them downa little bit, because people
don't seem to care as much.
This woman is beautiful, DeniseLeary.
Look at Denise Leary.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, they said she was 59.
She does not look it at all.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
She was 59.
She does not look at it at all.
Oh my god she was 59.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This is another victim, michelle romano.
So, so scary to just be a womanin the world.
This is why every time I I likewalk into like a beautiful
pasture, have like a beautifulview of meadows and greenery or
a forest, I'm like I could getmurdered here yeah, no one would
fucking find me wouldn't thatbe nice.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I could turn in one of those.
I could turn into a dandelion.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm like, no, it's scary.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh it's scary, it's scary.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like, yeah, look at how amazingly large and
empty this place is.
No one would come find me.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, that's true, I'd find you.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, I'd find you Look around, I'd go squatching
and stumble upon you.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Jerry, what are you doing downthere?
You'd probably still wake upand yell at me.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I'm going to get murdered, come on.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What took you so long ?
How are you a skull when you'reyelling at me?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm still mad at you Ben yeah, okay, Basically.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, anyway, they are now prompting a Facebook
group.
It is called New England SerialKiller.
It currently has 62 000 members.
Oh what?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
yes, so uh, is it like everyone's trying to um do
what the police should do?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
yeah got it, yeah, yeah piece things together
everyone's detectiving yes,there's also a private
investigator that's been hired.
Uh, the family of michelleromano, she wrote.
In light of recent commentsbeing made, we know that
michelle's passing is in no wayrelated to any type of serial
killer, so perhaps not yeah butwho knows?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
people shit on armchair detectives that's what
the police call anybody at homethat's trying to figure things
out.
But I think the reddit bureauof investigation is a real thing
.
I mean, it's not an officialthing, but it's you know, a lot
of people at home.
They've solved some crimes theyreally have, so I I appreciate
those people they've had time tofigure things out.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, just like in um , don't fuck with cats yes,
exactly yeah, where they were,like, they totally like found
like just signs in thebackgrounds of photos and then
went to google maps the vacuumthat was in the corner yeah,
yeah, like incredible was thisluca magnet, magnata, magnata he
was I don't blame his mother,but I don't think his mom really
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helped.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She's kind of dumb.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She was like Luca would never do anything like
that.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Have you met him?
Said he was on the run from theperson that was in Basic
Instinct.
Is that right?
She believes it.
She doesn't realize that thecharacter name he used is from
Basic Instinct.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
She's like this guy is coming to kill him.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
It's like you're stupid.
Just watch the movie.
Think that she's like this guyis coming to kill him.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Wow, it's like you're stupid, just watch the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, you know, I always kind of give, I give
parents a pass sucks, you know.
You try everything you can do,you know you.
You feed them, you send them toschool.
Sure, still fucking stupid yeah, just stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Sometimes you just have a dud yeah, you know, yeah,
it happens in the commentsection.
Any of your kids duds?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
because, Because you can admit it, here I'm not quite
a dud, but I'm almost a dud.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're not a dud, you're a stud.
Hey, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
More importantly, a bud.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Any comments thus far .
Any comments thus far.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Jeff was saying was the city really named Killingly
Damn.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Killingly the killings.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, there's a killington in vermont as well.
Uh, laurie's saying there's akillingly in connecticut and a
killing worth what a lot ofbidet talk um vanessa's
reminding you that it's dirtypool water that uh splashes back
on you yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And it's like you said aboutthe oh yeah, he said he's not in
the splash zone no, but it'slike you said where you said it
was nature's bidet when itsplashes.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But also you've also said before that we can pee but
we don't have to poop.
But then every time we poop wepee a little bit.
So it's pee, water and poowater and poo water.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It may very well be pee water, but I would argue
that it's not poo water, becausethe water being displaced is
from said poo.
Therefore, the water didn'thave any interaction with the
poo.
The water got the F out whenthe shit came in.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's not true, they passed like two ships in the
night.
They crossed by each other andyou're picking up the
contaminations You're poopinginto yourself.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You're pooping on yourself.
Oh you're regurgitating?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, they do do that .
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Poop implants, poop transplants, that's not true,
yeah, they do if you're not ableto poop anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh my God, no, it's not that it's supposed to cure
the body Like a healthy fungusor something?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
A fecal microbiota transplant.
That's horrifying.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah Well, you want to go to a real doctor?
For that I could do it.
You're not trying to go to a.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Steinway Queen to try to have someone put poop inside
you?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, I got a whole bag of shit you want me to put
inside your cat.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Shut it right up.
Doctor, why are you squattingon me?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hey kid, come here.
You want to look at somethingI'm a doctor Opens up his jacket
.
Look at all this different shit.
Wow, you want me to put this upyour ass?
Whoa, fifteen dollars.
I'll put it up your ass.
No, no, no, then you'll becured.
Yeah, does it work.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Does it work?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Does it work?
It works.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's usually used to treat C diff, which is an
infection in a serious bacterialinfection of the colon.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
See, oh, you fucking idiots don't think I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, yeah, sure You're the guy to talk to with
the fecal transplant.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Man, you look like you are just riding high.
Yeah, new poop.
Yeah, I got some new poop.
All right, well, let's move onto a serious story.
It also involves lawenforcement, it involves AI, it
involves social media and itinvolves protests.
Be very careful who is rilingyou up?
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Uh-oh, they very well, who is?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
riling you up, uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They very well might not be a real person.
We had this happen in 2015,2016.
There were groups many Russiangroups, some American groups,
international groups that wouldplay both sides of arguments and
pit two people against eachother, and they were the ones
who were organizing the entireevent.
And the anti and pro protesters, of whatever their cause is,
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would be screaming at oneanother, and then the person who
got both groups together wasjust like perfect.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, yeah, Would just slowly walk away and be
like this is my plan.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You idiots.
Massive Blue that is the nameof a New York-based company.
They are selling policedepartments a new technology.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
They are selling police departments a new
technology.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This technology is AI-powered force multiplier for
public safety.
That's what they say.
What is that?
It deploys lifelike virtualagents which infiltrate and
engage criminal networks acrossvarious channels.
That's what they say.
Massive Blue lists bordersecurity, school safety and
stopping human trafficking amongits Overwatch concerns.
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What it actually does is createAI characters.
These include radical AIprotest personas.
What they pose as, for example,a 36-year-old divorced woman
who is lonely, has no children,is interested in baking activism
and body positivity.
(31:13):
Oh wow.
Another AI persona in thepresentation is described as a
honeypot AI persona.
What Her backstory is?
She's a 25-year-old fromDearborn, michigan, whose
parents immigrated from Yemen,who speaks speaks the Sinai
dialect of Arabic, whoa.
The presentation also says sheuses various social media apps,
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that she's on Telegram andSignal, and that she has a US
and international capabilities.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Whoa, but this is the presentation.
We don't know how it goes inthe real world.
It could be like hey, gentlemen, do you have the drug weapons?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh, we know how it goes in the real world because
my buddy got scammed with one ofthese out of 30K.
Oh shit, really, that versionwasn't real.
But the bank account he sentthat money to was Right, oh man.
Another persona is a14-year-old boy.
He old boy.
He pretends to be childtrafficked.
And then there's an AI pimppersona as well a college
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protester, an external recruiterfor protests, escorts and
juveniles.
So this is an example of aprotest persona that they will
create.
Her name is Heidi.
She looks real but she's not.
Her backstory is again 36 yearsold, raised in San Francisco,
divorced, no children, hobbies,divorced.
They give them a whole thing.
She's been through shit, she'sbeen through shit.
And then they also do a thingthat I think is interesting
because it makes it seem like areal person where they're like
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look at all these other socialmedia accounts they have.
Wow, but it's still just this AI, so most of the time.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Seeking meaning as part of her personality.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, seeking meaning Radicalized.
I love it.
Going to space, being connectedto love.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So many times when you're in an argument on
whatever these platforms are,whichever one you're on, it
might not be a real person.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I would say at this point, almost most of the time.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I would say almost most of the time.
That's why I would say at thispoint almost most of the time.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I would say almost most of the time.
That's why I don't really so.
You're just wasting your entirefucking life, ruining your day.
Ruining.
Everything is awful becauseyour brain is so pissed off at
this nothingness.
Yeah, yeah.
So, now cops are payingcompanies to help them deploy
AI-powered bots across socialmedia and the internet to talk
people into committing crimes.
(33:30):
Why?
Because then they can bust them.
They want to get peopleprotesting and then they can
arrest them for protesting.
That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
They're creating crimes.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
They're literally creating crimes.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
In some ways.
Maybe this could be used forsex criminals.
It could be good, right, therecould be some.
You know you're catching apedophile.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, catching a sex trafficker.
And someone thinks that you'rea real girl and is trying to
lure you into a spot.
Bam, it's a real girl and istrying to lure you into a spot.
Bam, it's an AI bot.
You're getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
That's fine right.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But I don't trust the net that will be cast because,
as we've seen with the USJustice Department, they can be
a little bit aggressive, yeah,and then they're going to send a
bunch of random people,citizens, to El Salvador prisons
.
So they also vaguely definedwhat a protester is.
Okay so like what you just said.
There is that.
Are you a protester now?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are we going to go attack Jerry Aquino at Miss
underscore?
Jerry, yeah, thank you forspecifying, no problem.
According to Dave Mass, whostudies border surveillance.
They say this idea of having anAI pretending to be somebody a
youth looking for pedophiles totalk to online or somebody who
is a fake terrorist is an ideathat goes back a long time.
(34:42):
They say the problem with allof these things is that they're
ill-defined problems.
What problem are they actuallytrying to solve?
One version of the AI personais an escort.
I'm not concerned about escorts, he says.
I'm not concerned about collegeprotesters.
So like what is the effectiveat violating protesters' First
Amendment rights?
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Massive Blue signed a $360,000contract with Pinal County,
arizona Pinal County, which isbetween Tucson and Phoenix.
The county is paying for thecontract to apparently stop
human trafficking.
A penal county purchasingdivision report states that it
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has bought a 24-7 monitoring ofnumerous web and social media
platforms and development,deployment, monitoring and
reporting on a virtual taskforce of up to 50 AI personas
across three investigativecategories that's wild yuma
county also bought one for tenthousand dollars from massive
blue.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
So but it's only as good as the people deploying it,
so like they could set it upfor nefarious reasons and just
screw people over.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, of course, yeah or they could be responsible
and like seek, like you.
You know people, kids, that arethinking about doing some
school shootings.
Catch those ahead of time, yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
But every kid is going to eventually be like I
want to kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, and they're in prison.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm just not exactly sure if I'm trusting the Pam
Bondi justice department.
Yeah, Not go after people, andthis is what they do in politics
.
They go after political enemiesnowadays.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
And.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I could just see this being again.
There will be perhaps some good, but the bad, I think, greatly
outweighs it, because you'rejust going to have a series of
people who are again fightingwith bots, ruining their lives
(36:37):
for no big deal whatsoever,causing social unrest when
technically things are okay,yeah.
But so, massive Blue?
They're going to have a hugegovernment contract coming and
they're not working on anyimmigration cases.
They don't enforce immigrationlaw.
Massive Blue's support isfocused on the areas of human
trafficking, narcoticstrafficking and other
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investigations is what they sayas their selling point.
Well, let's hope.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It's going to like generate AI-generated child porn
and be like do you like whatyou see?
Do?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
you like what you see ?
Whoa, whoa.
It's like wait, come on, thisis too much of a trap, right?
And at that point, isn't the AIcommitting the crime?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Exactly Well, and that's, of course, what they
always use for the surveillancesite that we live in.
They say, well, it's aboutpublic safety and to some degree
it might make things a littlebit safer.
Yeah, but again, what are wedoing and are we officially
getting rid of human choice?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Do we?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
even have a choice when you go to the supermarket.
Is there a choice?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
No, there's so many choices.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's either pissed, plums or pissed pineapples.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Everything's pissed on, everything's the same piss
company.
Oh my God, yes, no, no, no, no.
So anyway, just be very carefulfor those out there.
Ai persona types are solicitors, juvenile solicitors,
traffickers, romeo gorilla pimps.
They call them Romeo gorillapimps.
What the hell are those?
Escorts?
(38:00):
Juveniles, sextortionists,money launderers, external
recruiter for— Sextortionists.
Yeah, I guess they're allbending around and shit.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I know that's what it sounds like Money launderers,
external recruiter for protestsand college protesters.
So two of those things don'treally belong and I think again
college protesters, that is anexternal recruiter for protests.
Yeah, that is called entrapment.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And it's just going to create a lot of unrest, as I
said, and I do not believe it'sgood whatsoever.
So that's the world we live innow.
I remember when Will Smith waseating that spaghetti all wrong.
And then everyone's like oh, ai, I'm scared of AI.
Look at Will Smith being stupid, but that's where it is now.
So if you are going to be andyou know college campuses, you
(38:52):
know, granted, there's been alittle bit of stuff that's
happened, like at Columbia, andstuff where I'm like all right,
let's calm down.
Let's calm down, please, yeah,yeah.
But if you don't protest incollege, that's half the point
of college it really is.
You're supposed that's yourwhole thing.
It's like First Amendmentrights.
These are what I think, andthey're going toals.
You know you can wear shoesbecause it's like different now.
I just don't think that theyhave the will of the people in
(39:22):
mind.
No, and it's very bad and it'sgoing to be used by law
enforcement for very nefariousreasons.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So just be very careful.
Very corrupt reasons.
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Political suppression .
Speaker 1 (39:39):
And they always sell it like we gonna stop pedophiles
and I know right and then, andthen you can't really disagree.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
No, they don't number one.
They don't because the peoplein charge, yeah, um, but number
two, um.
That is always like the thingthat makes it difficult to argue
with, because they're like what?
So you're pro pedophile?
It's like no, I'm just right,it's like no dude.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I just don't want you to use that for the wrong
things and yeah, even to apredator.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
they had it on film, on video, everybody committing
these crimes or trying to committhe crimes, and they only had
like a 30% success rate inconvictions.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Really yeah.
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I was watching a YouTube video of like the worst
caught ones.
They're so stupid.
One dude ate two slices ofpizza.
He sat down with Chris Hansenand he's like you want some
pizza?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
He ate two pieces.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm like damn, that guy will be fine in jail.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, I think that was in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
He was like I don't eat it.
I don't eat it.
Anyway, again, just be verycareful.
What you read online, I know itis most likely you're not even
arguing with a person attachedto a soul.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I know, just don't get caught up in the hullabaloo
of the arguing online.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Oh please, you never win.
I've tried it and it just makesyou feel horrible.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Because you never, win.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
You're like I said the thing that's going to get
them, and then they say this.
Then they're like reverse uno.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And you're like they reverse Uno'd me.
Yeah well, your mom,Motherfucker, Damn it.
Leave my mom out of this.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Well speaking of soulless.
And lastly, the RoboCop hasbecome real, a Cyborg 1.0.
It has facial recognition with360 degree cameras for eyes.
It is in Thailand, so it willbe coming to the States very,
very soon.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
It's way taller than everybody else too.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, they made it all tall.
It's scary.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
That's terrifying, dude.
That's so freaking.
They're just standing next toit.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's so freaky.
Hey officer, Can I suck yourdick?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
It is Holy shit, it's in our clothes.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm so creeped out it is and they and they didn't
give it like a face.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, it's just like a black screen with a round with
a blue circle in it.
My god, what about when thecircle turns red?
That's how you know it turnsevil talk to my hole.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, it's going to turn red at one point or maybe
it could be the red circle ofdeath, like on Xbox, and that
means it's shut down.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Oh, yes, could be, but.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't think it will .
So it has a weapon detectiontechnology, 360 AI cameras and
facial recognition.
The RoboCop was deployed forthe first time during a festival
in Thailand.
The Royal Thai Policeintroduced the newest member of
its team on a post on Facebook.
Isn't that fun?
And at first glance, the cyborgblends in with the rest of the
(42:24):
force, but it doesn't.
That's what they tried to say.
They're like it blends in.
It's like no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It actively doesn't, it clearly does not it doesn't
have a face.
You didn't even try to make itlike wait what is it's just,
it's in like a foam rave party,yeah no, they're celebrating,
he's waterproof that's good
Speaker 3 (42:41):
yeah he's also waterproof, possibly homosexual?
We simply don't knowtechnosexual.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So the ai powered officer is called police colonel
is called Police Colonel.
Nakhan Patham oh.
Plod-fi Flows right off the top.
I almost did that.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
It flows right off the top.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I almost did that, and it translates to Nakhan
Patham is safe, and that'sexactly what the police colonel
has been designed to do Keep theplace safe, my ace Keep the
place horrified.
So its AI technology can alsoanalyze CCTV camera footage and
drone footage from wherever itis stationed, allowing it to
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keep tabs on what's going on.
One identified suspect can beclosely tracked and any
potentially dangerous instancescan be discovered.
So the question is when do weit's safety versus surveillance,
and what is the marriagebetween the two?
Because, yes, when you have orfreedom versus safety and
(43:50):
surveillance, it's like freedomcomes with an innate danger,
right, and so it's like, yes, Iunderstand, I can go to this
event and there might besomething happening, but I'm
also very free.
And then it's like I can go tothis event and be not free at
all, but 100% safe.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Something like that.
So I just feel like I wouldrather have the possibility for
a small amount of danger thanthe possibility for no amount of
fun.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's true.
That is usually the trade-off,isn't it?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And we all.
There's so many laws and theseAI bots aren't going to be like.
Well, I smoked a little weedwhen I was a kid.
They're going to fucking beatthe shit they're like
technically that is illegal,zero tolerance.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
So true and honestly, honestly, why are they just
already making him?
He's what a colonel alreadyhe's a colonel.
Why didn't he start from thebottom and, like I don't know,
take in like tickets orsomething like be like a ticket
police officer, like he neededto work his way up, so he
understands the pride and thework that goes into being a?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
robocop.
Yeah, so the cyborg is able todetect weapons, knives and even
wooden sticks.
God forbid, Whoa.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
What about if a kid just has a backpack full of
pencils?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You saw him.
He had a wooden stick.
Yeah, this comes after the armyof spherical robocops were
spotted roaming around citiesacross China.
Creepy Chinese robotics companyLogon Technology unveiled the
RTG autonomous spherical robotin what is described as a
technological breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
They're designed to assist and eventually they're
going to replace humans.
They say.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
So isn't that fun Replace humans.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I just don't want to get a ticket from a fucking
machine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It just prints one out of its chest.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You're like fuck, screw you.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Because if it's not a human, then you can like run up
to him and be like no, no, no,I see you, I see you, I'm
getting in the car.
Hey, what if I?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
want he's.
How about this nice little 20?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
yeah, buy yourself a little something at the store
they could be programmed to beon the take, so make some money
maybe I'm sure I mean I notCopis like 100% real, but it's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
These corporations are evil.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
They are going to be used to aggressively control
their own narrative.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Wrongfully police.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yes, Like they came against us.
We're just trying to makeweapons that destroy the world,
and they protested us Right.
So the spherical RoboCop,that's a ball.
It's able to operate on bothland and in the water.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
It's practically unstoppable.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Practically.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Practically Okay.
It can also withstand four tonsof impact.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, but what if you wait?
What if you just like push itover?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Well, the one that I'm talking about now is the
Chinese one, where it's a ball.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
It's a spherical robot.
That's terrifying it goes onland and water and it goes 22
miles an hour and it can carryup to four tons and it can be
equipped with non-fatal policegear like net guns, tear gas
sprayers, some grenades,loudspeakers and sound wave
dispersal devices.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Man.
So technically this would be areally awesome boom box.
Yeah To the beach.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
They actually made our boom boxes cops.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
That's crazy.
That's so not cool.
That is not cool Because thatsounds really handy on like a
boat.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
That does sound handy .
Speaker 3 (47:17):
And red and blue lights going, yeah, red and blue
.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It plays the music, has the lights.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Has galaxy gas coming out of it?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
And casts a net to catch any fish.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
if you were fishing, yeah, I just don't know if they
really care about that.
I mean, I'm thinking also Ialso.
We are so behind the times.
We have the robot dog inDetroit or, I'm sorry, in Denver
, colorado, but this is allgoing to be coming to the US
very, very soon.
That's so creepy, but don'tworry because celebrities went
(47:50):
to space.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't trust any human police force that wears
these berets.
They're always really bad,they're very abusive.
Something happens with that hatand they beat the fuck out of
people.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's a corrupt hat right there.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
I think the beret is just fascinating, because on one
hand super gay yes, the gayestthing you can wear is a beret
but then also exceptionallyaggressive.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yes, always like straight, and then straight men
love to flaunt it around.
Yes, yeah, always like straight, and then straight men love to
flaunt it around.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Nothing gayer than straight men.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
What are you talking about?
I just like to hang out withthe boys, slap ass, watch other
guys fight.
Yeah, I like pro wrestling.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm too straight to touch a pussy.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, yuck Back Gay to touch a pussy.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, Yuck Back Gay.
All right, let's get to somefinal comments.
What do we got here?
Chat?
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh, Lori doesn't want robots going after people.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Nope, don't want it.
We've all seen Black Mirror,which is just becoming a
documentary.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, vanessa's saying they don't look fun like
the robots in Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
No, they don't.
No, no, they do not.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Not Vanessa was saying interesting Jerry.
Can AI commit crimes and who isheld responsible in that case?
The creator of the AI?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Well, that's a good point.
What if AI bots troll someoneso bad they commit suicide?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
It happens, that probably will happen.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That could also happen.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Then who's responsible?
Is Mission Blue going to belike you know?
Take responsibility.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Yeah, they're definitely not.
Then they would be likecorporations are not people,
right, you can't come after us.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Exactly.
No, that was our A Abad.
He is crazy.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, he's crazy.
Vanessa also takes back.
She concedes because, ben, youfought the poo water like a
lawyer.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yes, yes, vanessa, don't, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Oh, let me have one.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Don't fold like that.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I have lost for 18 consecutive months.
Can I please get a W?
I'm crying.
It involves shit water.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
All right, that's about it, all right.
Thank you all so much foranother fantastic week of OK Bud
.
We endlessly support.
We endlessly thank you for yoursupport and your kindness and
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Have a wonderful weekend, staysafe.
Punch a robot, even if it'syour Roomba.
Look at your Roomba yeah,that's so true.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
show that Roomba who's boss Call it one of the
good ones.
Get under his skin a little bit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
All right, everyone, hail yourself.
We'll talk to you soon.
Bye, goodbye.
It's painful, just shave it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, that's the problem.
You can't get into it.
You gotta pop that, just growyour hair out.
No one cares anymore.
Hey, what's up everyone?
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Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
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I am Ben Kissel at BenKissel1,joined by Jerry Akito.
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Another fantastic week, fivedays, no alcohol for Benny Boy
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And I've got to figure out howto play Madden without a couple
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We have a bunch of AI storiesto get.
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Also, shoot us an email.
We have a bunch of AI storiesto get to and a couple of
science former fiction storiesthat are now science fact for
Friday.
So you have something to rantand rave about with your family
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But first let's start with an email.
This comes in from Mike.
So we told a story about howsomebody's sandwich was getting
all finger poked my sandwich.
They were messing with thesandwich in a workplace.
So then he said you keep onmessing with my sandwich, I'm
going to mess with your toolbox.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Right, right yes.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
So apparently this is not that uncommon.
Mike writes first of all.
Thank you so much for the kindwords up top.
Yeah, he says I'm anelectrician in Massachusetts.
Oh, yes, indeed, when Kyle'sfrom.
Yeah, oh.
So you know Mike has criminalsin his family.
Yes, probably.
I'm an electrician inMassachusetts and one of the
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guys we were working with was atotal asshole in Massachusetts
Shopper, what I doubt it that'sso weird Sounds about right and
made everyone's jobs moredifficult than they had to be.
He wasn't very popular.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
No.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
One day someone air quotes definitely not me decided
to go up in a 40-foot scissorlift.
Hello ladies, hey.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Arts and crafts.
Let's go.
Arts and crafts.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You haven't seen that video before.
Decided to go up in a 40-footscissor lift and attach his tool
bag to the ceiling with screws.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Oh, that's hilarious.
That's what they lift Subaruswith the scissor lift.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh, very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's good.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
His bag was attached upside down and the tools were
carefully placed back inside andsealed in.
If watching him look for thetools wasn't funny enough,
watching him open the bag andhave all of his tools fall on
him while he tried to detach itfrom the ceiling definitely was.
No one was hurt except for hispride.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, that part does sound a little dangerous.
He could have knocked him out alittle bit on the way it sounds
heavy.
Heavy things falling on hishead Ow.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, but it's also.
It's a cartoony world that welive in and it is funny if
someone has a wrench fall ontheir head and then they get
that big bubble and then theygot to push it down but the
bubble comes out of another spotof their body.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's obviously.
That is exactly how it works.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, that's what I would tell the judge if I ever
got arrested for wallopingsomeone with a wrench yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
So you're taking the Looney Tunes defense?
I mean, hell, they showed thatstupid-ass movie.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What movie did they show in the courtroom in that
one case?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh yeah, the Jurassic Park movie.
Yeah, they showed Jurassic Park.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Show fucking Looney Tunes and be like your Honor.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Your Honor, duh, I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Your Honor.
They say my defense is a littlegoofy.
Let's get to our first story.
So it's Easter weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It is Easter weekend, isn't it?
Good Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's Good Friday today.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Friday night is good.
It's a great Friday.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What a great Friday.
It is so much fun.
Well, not for this child.
A seven-year-old boy has diedafter a jealous ex-girlfriend
poisoned Easter eggs and sentthem to her former boyfriend's
new family.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh my god, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Her name is Jerry.
What's her name?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Her name is Jordilia Pereira Barbosa.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yes, 35 years old.
She was arrested in Brazil.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
On suspicion after officials claimed she spiked
chocolate Easter eggs in amotivated attack.
The motivation revenge andjealousy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Okay, this makes more sense, because when you were
originally talking about thisstory, I thought it was like a
seven-year-old girl who was likeyou thought it was the
seven-year-old ex.
That was like I'm going to getthis kid back?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, you thought a seven-year-old woman cannot be
scorned.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Seven-year-old woman yes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
No, it's this beautiful little kid, Luis
Fernando Rocha Silva.
He died at seven years old.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yes, he's just super cute.
That's so sad.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
The eggs were delivered on Wednesday to her
ex-boyfriend's new partner,miriam Lira.
They shared them with the kids,obviously because they're
chocolate Easter eggs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They're chocolate Easter eggs.
You're supposed to eat themwith your family.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What kind of couple would be like, man, I'm not
going to give these to the kids,right?
Thanks for the chocolate Eastereggs.
You're supposed to eat themwith your family.
What kind of couple would belike, man, I'm not going to give
these to the kids, right?
Thanks for the chocolate Eastereggs.
These are all ours.
Yeah, a motorbike courierreportedly turned up with the
tainted treats along with a note.
What did the note say?
What did the note say With loveto Miriam Lira, happy Easter.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
From her.
Did it say from her name?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
It didn't say her name.
Oh wow, because I think if itdid say her name she'd be like
ah, we're not drinking it, we'renot eating it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're not eating this .
This is from that crazy bitch.
Your ex is sending us shitagain.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes.
So then their son Luis, he ateit.
He reportedly fell illimmediately, oh my God.
He was rushed to the hospitaland the boy died.
Oh so, but well, jesus, didn'the rise after three days?
So we'll give it a couple of.
Well, that would be tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Seriously.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
No him and Virginia Gouffray Wow yeah, the only two.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's really sad, though that's crazy.
Yeah, she should fuck throw heraway, Throw her away, Throw her
away.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So her 13-year-old daughter, that's the new
girlfriend's 13-year-olddaughter.
She also became sick and she isin critical condition right now
.
Oh my God.
The bereaved mom reportedlyreceived an anonymous call after
the delivery asking if thepackage had been arrived.
Wow and arrived.
Wow and arrived.
So samples of the chocolatewere sent off to a forensic
(06:45):
toxic lab.
Cops arrested Jordila as shetook a bus to her hometown,
Santa Inez, after staying in ahotel two miles away, Two
hundred miles away.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh, so she knew what she was fucking doing.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
From the victim yeah, she's got her sunglasses on in
disguise buying the eggs here.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, seriously, is that a wig?
Is that a really bad wig?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh my God.
Police reportedly foundreceipts and spoke to her
ex-partner Jordelia's ex-partnerwhich led them to believe that
she was indeed involved in thisattack.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
That's all the contents of her purse, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's a lot in her purse.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Holy hell there's a knife.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
There's scissors.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, there's um, yeah, Girls purses.
They're like black holes oflike everything we might ever
need in case we have to run awayat all times.
Mary Poppins was exaggerating abit, but I mean, you see this
little tiny wall I run aroundwith.
It has pretty much the exactsame context, minus the poison.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Balls, yeah, lozenges .
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I have tums.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You get a sore throat or a sore tummy.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, yeah, highlighters, in case you need
to highlight anything.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A brush, a comb.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Sure, well, it's a great, a lot of stuff in her
purse.
A lot of stuff, I mean it's alarge purse.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I can totally see she could definitely fit an iPad in
there.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I for how much she did.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, she fit a bunch of poison in there.
She did so.
The cops showed the CCTVfootage of her buying the Easter
eggs Will disguised in a blackwig and dark sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Terrible wig.
Yes, con amor para Miriam.
How dare you.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh, it did say her name then.
Wow and they still ate it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah.
Oh wow, no this is the newgirlfriend's name.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, oh, wow.
No, this is the newgirlfriend's name.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Oh, she doesn't sign it with her actual murder name.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Jordelia reportedly confessed to buying the
chocolate in a statement withthe police but denied loading it
with poison.
But authorities are like wehave a bunch of evidence, that's
probably you yeah, pretty muchyeah.
The authorities say what awhore Delia.
The authorities say the evidencesuggests, based on several
(08:48):
points investigated, that thecrime was motivated by revenge
and jealousy, given that theauthor's ex-husband is the
current partner or boyfriend ofthe new victim who was poisoned
along with her two children.
Oh my God.
So now you just have to dobackground checks on your
(09:08):
partner's exes to make sureyou're not going to get killed.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Belbiv DeVoe told us never trust a big butt and a
smile Poison.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Really, is that what that song's about?
Yeah, oh, that girl is poison.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And then he says never trust a girl with a big
butt and a nice smile.
Never trust a girl with a bigbutt and a smile.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
They're supposed to frown.
He's changed his voice about it.
He said the exact same thing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
They're supposed to frown, yeah yeah.
The cops say there are severalindications that clearly point
to this woman being theperpetrator of the crime.
The police will continueworking to strengthen this
evidence and present her to thejudiciary to answer for this
barbaric crime.
Wow, yep.
Investigators say they haveseized two wigs, receipts cards,
(09:53):
scissors, a saw knife and thenapparently drugs.
Wow, some issues all high up,yep.
And then they're going to do anautopsy on this poor boy's body
and figure out what happenedwith the poison.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Anyway, he's just a young kid, so he obviously ate
the most.
Of course, everybody else justgot a little tummy ache.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
He has the smallest, frailest body to take it all in.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, poor kid.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's crazy, that's so devastating.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
But it is something to remember for all those people
who'd be like death bychocolate.
Well, that's what happened toLouise, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, and now are you going to keep?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
on saying that when you have your chocolate cake and
you're all happy and fat andthen you take a liquid dump
because you're like Jerry andyou can't handle hey, hey, it's
vegan.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's a vegan milkshake I have here, it's not.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Well, this boy died the way that so many, so many
Kathy readers died.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, isn't that sad it is RP.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Young boy, you didn't deserve that and hopefully you
come back, as I don't even know.
Whatever you want to be, yeah,the son of God.
Son of God.
Son of God, All right.
Well, let's move on Speaking of.
We'll just continue with somestories of death.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
A New York City mom has died.
Why, what?
And this is a message foreverybody out there men, women,
even dogs.
She had a botched butt implantsurgery.
Oh my God, oh no, the problemis she got this surgery in
Queens, New York.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
In an alleyway.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
What Never In my hometown York, in an alleyway
what Never In my hometown.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yes, in your hometown .
I'm sorry You're just not goingto get a good procedure in
Queens, new York.
She went to get her buttimplants removed.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Damn.
So she was sick of them.
She's like I'm ready to be myregular buttless self again.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yes, she went to a sham doctor in Queens, buttless
self again.
Yes, she went to a sham doctorin Queens.
She has now died, jerry.
What is her name?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
It is Maria Paz Peñalosa.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
She's 31 years old.
She was initially left braindead last month after the
botched attempt to have theimplants taken out oh my God
Inside an illegal liposuctionclinic in Ditmar Steinway.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Fuck, don't do it.
Wow, that sounds grimy, dude.
Yes, that sounds so grimy, youcan't do it.
You can't do things to yourbody in weird like workaround
ways.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
No, you cannot.
An illegal liposuction clinic,they can shut those down.
The illegal weed stores theycan probably keep open, they can
keep those open.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
The illegal weed stores they can probably keep
open.
They can keep those open.
That's fine.
Something tells me that's notgoing to kill us anytime soon.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Right, but yes, going in there you just want to see
like where'd you go to college?
Just a couple of questions.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, you know, just go to Chinatown and get your
fake purses.
There you get your fake jewelry, your fake watches, all that
shit.
But don't if you're injectingthings inside you maybe get it
done the right way or, if it hasto be done the seriously
workaround way, go to Columbialike everyone else.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Sure, absolutely.
They do it well in Columbia.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
They do it in Columbia, they do it in Mexico,
they do it in the DominicanRepublic.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Just not Queens, New York.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Just probably not Queens, New York, where some
idiot that you probably went tocollege with is like yeah, I got
this, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yeah, at least make the trek into the city.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, you know, seriously, I can suck a bunch of
fat out of an ass.
I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'll do it right now.
Well, there are guys that arelike running these clinics.
They'll show up with like acocking gun and be like oh, I'll
inject this in your ass, yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Ridiculous, the phony surgeon.
His name was Felipe.
He then tried to flee, but hewas arrested at JFK Airport.
Wow, it is funny when you tryto flee to the most camera-ed
place in the world which is JFKAirport, Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
They will find you.
He probably used his first nametoo.
He's like I'm Dr Felipe.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
He administered lidocaine to the victim through
a syringe that caused her to gointo a cardiac arrest.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh my God, this poor woman.
Oh man, what did he put in thesyringe?
Beautiful?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Lidocaine oh my.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
God Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yes, the victim's sister says we never imagined
this could happen.
A friend who went with Maria,so she did have a friend.
This is where the friend doeshave to be like.
Are we sort of like jacknicholson's joker after he got
thrown into a vat?
Are we going to an undergrounddoctor here?
Right, are we sure this isgoing to be okay?
Yeah, a friend who went withmaria called and said she was
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taken away in an ambulance butshe didn't know how bad it was.
Oh my God, she is a verybeautiful woman, she is gorgeous
.
And it does.
So.
This is then.
They have an image of her inthe hospital and I was going to
say, if that was where theprocedure took place, it looks
kind of legit.
But I don't think that was.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I think that's where she ended up.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
And then this Felipe guy who is way out of his league
.
He just seems like a realasshole.
The friend added she went therebecause a friend had already
gone there for an operation andrecommended him.
From the time the ambulancecame and while she was in the
hospital doctors were trying torevive her for two and a half
hours Shit.
(14:59):
Not good.
Apparently, she died fromlidocaine toxicity.
Oh my God.
Lidocaine generally safe, butit can be toxic if wrongfully
administered or with a largeinjection.
Wow.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
His picture here.
He looks like he's covered inlike a thin layer of moisture.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
He looks like he's going to get a Fyre Fest 2
ticket.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
He really does.
He looks like he's one of theproducers of it.
Yeah, I just think it would becool to rub shoulders withfest 2
ticket.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
He really does.
He looks like he's one of theproducers of it.
Yeah, I just think it'd be coolto rub shoulders with like the
elites.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah, there's a lot of things I want my doctors to
be, but Clammy is not one ofthem.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
No, why are you sweating so much?
Doc Gross, you'll find out.
Yeah, so I'm not really good atJust go to sleep, just take
this lidocaine.
Go to sleep.
So the Queens DA, they say whencircumstances change in a case,
we re-examine the charges.
This remains an active andongoing investigation and we
cannot provide further comment,but he is being charged with
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second-degree assault, a felony,as well as unauthorized
practice of a profession.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's it.
I mean, I don't know that waslike a murder charge to me.
It should have been.
I guess, jesus, I guess, Idon't know, your butt's fine,
everyone's butt's fine.
My butt's fine, everyone'sbutt's fine.
Do some squats, just do somesquats.
People demonize the straightman.
They do they come after us.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What Like the Hank Hill butt?
Are you about to bring up theHank Hill butt?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
The long back.
I'm about to bring out the factthat in no way a man will bury
his face in any butt Pancakebutt, big old bubble butt.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Well, speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
I'm just saying I don't think that this is caused
because of straight men.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The straight man says look at that butt.
Whatever one you show me, I'mgoing to be happy with.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Unfortunately, a lot of girls have deep levels of
body dysmorphia and then withthe internet and all the body
shaming, because of other women,yeah.
It builds up in a woman's head.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
But then also, I do see some of the comments given
by straight men, so I understandthat as well.
Yeah, but we're going to talkabout AI and how it's being
weaponized here in a second.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's also really sad because she was taking them out.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
She was trying to be a little bit better about her
self-care.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It must hurt, yeah, to have a fake butt.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, to be sitting on some random silicone.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Yeah, it always feels like you're in a chair.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It always feels like you're in a chair.
It always feels like you're ina waterbed cushion.
Yeah, is that just how regularpeople with big butts feel?
Well, I didn't know.
Butt implants were Not a buttbetween us.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I was so ignorant I thought that Nicki Minaj had a
real butt.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, that's not real.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I was like what I thought that was a real butt.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So see, I'm part of the problem.
So many people have fake butts.
I just didn't realize it wassuch a thing.
Sissa proudly has a fake butt.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Okay, yeah, because she's like she was always very
self-conscious about not havinga butt, but then the poop must
always plop.
What you must always have aploppy poop, what do you?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
what do you because?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
you're hovering.
You're never fully on the seatyou're.
You're hovering on two piecesof pads.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You're saying that it's easier for you because you
have a lower ground, becauseyou're like sit bones to tile to
chair.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I have a big no butt.
Yeah, the white man butt.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
So it's like exit and then water right there.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Smooth surface.
I got no splash back, which is,of course, the nature's bidet.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
If you can't afford a bidet, just hover a foot and
it'll splash right on up there.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was in eighth grade in Germany and went to go visit
my Oma and Opa and they had abidet.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I stayed on that for a while.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Sat on that for a while, Not exciting.
What are you doing in there,Benjamin?
Oh nothing.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Just drinking, not exciting.
What are you doing in there,benjamin?
Oh, nothing, just trying toBidet are definitely built by
men, because they always havethe button where it's like this
one's for the pooper and thenthis one's for the front butt,
if you know what I mean, butthen that one is also really far
back.
I don't think they know whereto put the front sprayer to
clean up the pee.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Oh, I see.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
It's always way further back.
I'm scooching all the way backtrying to find the water hose.
I'm like you know what.
This is dumb.
Give me the toilet paper, Allright.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Well, let's move on to a potential serial killer,
whoa.
But we're going back to the NewEngland area.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yes, be very careful when crime happens.
There are fears that a serialkiller is on the loose.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Oh no.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Review and investigations has shown, there
are seven bodies across threestates.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Uh-oh, what and they?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
are similar in the way that they were killed.
Seven decaying corpses acrossthree New England states
warrants a review andinvestigation.
Police have tried to shut downthe idea that there's a serial
killer.
However, it does seem as if itis possible.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Those are the three victims that died.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, there's seven total victims.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Matthew Mangino, a Pennsylvania-based defense
attorney, said police inConnecticut, massachusetts and
Rhode Island should all beworking together after the human
remains were uncovered.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh, dear he says.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
whether it's coincidental or not, I think it
merits review and investigation,at the very least Collaboration
between the differentjurisdictions, to determine
whether or not there is somethreat out there to individuals
that may be going on as we speak.
We don't know that, but I thinkit has merit for when it comes
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to that kind of scrutiny.
I mean, it is bizarre.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Seven corpses, three states.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Similar.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Similar MO.
Yeah, yeah, definitely seemslike the work of one person
according to mangino, thesedifferent jurisdictions need to
get together and compare notesand reports.
Were these homicides?
I mean, we we may have foundout that these are natural
deaths, or it could be a suicide, or it could be accidental.
Yeah, so the number issue is isthere enough to determine the
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cause and manner of death?
So anyway, be very careful outthere.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
It's crazy that serial killers are still serial
killing in this day and age.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I know and getting away with it.
But I guess upper New Englandarea, what is that?
Like Maine and all those areas,yeah, New Hampshire, vermont,
yeah, yeah.
They're old school still.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, it's very corrupt.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's very corrupt as well.
Yeah, very corrupt, and we'llcontinue to cover that case of
that one woman.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yes, I just watched the Gilgo Beach Killer
documentary last night.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Ooh, I've seen it.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
And it wasn't until the FBI, the police, state
police they all started workingtogether that they actually
found out who did this.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Because when it was just at the local level, nobody
was trying to work together likeyou said.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, no one.
They all need to work together.
They really do?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Everybody has different information.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yo Lieutenant.
What if we called him the DildoBeach Killer?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Another day done, another day done Yep.
So the body of Paige Fannin, 35, of West she, was found March
6th in the Norwalk River.
On the same day, a human skullwas located in a wooded area of
Route 3 in Plymouth.
On March 19th, the remains ofwhat appeared to be an adult
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female between 40 and 60 yearsold.
They were discovered near acemetery in Groton.
And two days later Denise Leary, a 59-year-old missing mother
of two, was found in New HavenWow.
Then the body of MichelleRomano, 56, a missing woman from
Warwick, new York, was found onMarch 26 in the woods in Foster
(22:36):
.
So human remains werediscovered in Killingly on April
9th, with another body inFramingham off the Massachusetts
Turnpike the next day.
It does seem the police shouldbe looking into connections.
Yeah, they should be, likethere's a lot of dead people
here.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But they always get like they don't want to, like
rile the audience up andeveryone's like no, no, we're
not going to say that.
It's one person just yet, whichit totally could.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Why Times have changed.
People want to get theirpitchforks out.
Just scare them, there's aserial killer on the loose, and
then kids can have sleepoversand be like, ooh, where's the
serial killer?
It'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It would be fun.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I mean as long as you're not with the one being
killed.
But if there's a serial killeron the loose, you'll get
together.
You have a nice party.
You all just sleep in the sameroom, in the living room,
together.
Wow.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
It sounds to me like someone's trying to recreate
what Israel Keys did.
He's such a nerd.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I didn't realize he was dead.
He traveled around a lot andjust like with stash bags and go
like years later to find hiskill bag and then just go kill
somebody that was near it.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh my God, we covered him in Last Pod and he is just
such a fucking toad, yeah, sucha loser, oh my God.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
But he avoided detection for so long because he
was traveling so much.
Wow yeah, differentjurisdictions I didn't realize
he died so long ago.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, I believe he committed suicide.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He did yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, he's a little bitch Yep.
So, according to theConnecticut State Police, they
say there is no information atthis time suggesting any
connection to similar remainsdiscoveries and there is also no
known threat to the public atthis time.
But no known threat to thepublic at this time.
But Connecticut, please come on.
Yeah, geez, they're like theinvestigations are in its early
stages.
Also, many of these women areof color, which sometimes halts
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investigations, slows them downa little bit, because people
don't seem to care as much.
This woman is beautiful, DeniseLeary.
Look at Denise Leary.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Yeah, they said she was 59.
She does not look it at all.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
She was 59.
She does not look at it at all.
Oh my god she was 59.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
This is another victim, michelle romano.
So, so scary to just be a womanin the world.
This is why every time I I likewalk into like a beautiful
pasture, have like a beautifulview of meadows and greenery or
a forest, I'm like I could getmurdered here yeah, no one would
fucking find me wouldn't thatbe nice.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I could turn in one of those.
I could turn into a dandelion.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm like, no, it's scary.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh it's scary, it's scary.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's like, yeah, look at how amazingly large and
empty this place is.
No one would come find me.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, that's true, I'd find you.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yeah, I'd find you Look around, I'd go squatching
and stumble upon you.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Jerry, what are you doing downthere?
You'd probably still wake upand yell at me.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I'm going to get murdered, come on.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
What took you so long ?
How are you a skull when you'reyelling at me?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm still mad at you Ben yeah, okay, Basically.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Well, anyway, they are now prompting a Facebook
group.
It is called New England SerialKiller.
It currently has 62 000 members.
Oh what?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
yes, so uh, is it like everyone's trying to um do
what the police should do?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
yeah got it, yeah, yeah piece things together
everyone's detectiving yes,there's also a private
investigator that's been hired.
Uh, the family of michelleromano, she wrote.
In light of recent commentsbeing made, we know that
michelle's passing is in no wayrelated to any type of serial
killer, so perhaps not yeah butwho knows?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
people shit on armchair detectives that's what
the police call anybody at homethat's trying to figure things
out.
But I think the reddit bureauof investigation is a real thing
.
I mean, it's not an officialthing, but it's you know, a lot
of people at home.
They've solved some crimes theyreally have, so I I appreciate
those people they've had time tofigure things out.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, just like in um , don't fuck with cats yes,
exactly yeah, where they were,like, they totally like found
like just signs in thebackgrounds of photos and then
went to google maps the vacuumthat was in the corner yeah,
yeah, like incredible was thisluca magnet, magnata, magnata he
was I don't blame his mother,but I don't think his mom really
(26:26):
helped.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
She's kind of dumb.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She was like Luca would never do anything like
that.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Have you met him?
Said he was on the run from theperson that was in Basic
Instinct.
Is that right?
She believes it.
She doesn't realize that thecharacter name he used is from
Basic Instinct.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
She's like this guy is coming to kill him.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
It's like you're stupid.
Just watch the movie.
Think that she's like this guyis coming to kill him.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Wow, it's like you're stupid, just watch the movie.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, you know, I always kind of give, I give
parents a pass sucks, you know.
You try everything you can do,you know you.
You feed them, you send them toschool.
Sure, still fucking stupid yeah, just stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Sometimes you just have a dud yeah, you know, yeah,
it happens in the commentsection.
Any of your kids duds?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
because, Because you can admit it, here I'm not quite
a dud, but I'm almost a dud.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're not a dud, you're a stud.
Hey, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
More importantly, a bud.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Any comments thus far .
Any comments thus far.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Jeff was saying was the city really named Killingly
Damn.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Killingly the killings.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, there's a killington in vermont as well.
Uh, laurie's saying there's akillingly in connecticut and a
killing worth what a lot ofbidet talk um vanessa's
reminding you that it's dirtypool water that uh splashes back
on you yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And it's like you said aboutthe oh yeah, he said he's not in
the splash zone no, but it'slike you said where you said it
was nature's bidet when itsplashes.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
But also you've also said before that we can pee but
we don't have to poop.
But then every time we poop wepee a little bit.
So it's pee, water and poowater and poo water.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It may very well be pee water, but I would argue
that it's not poo water, becausethe water being displaced is
from said poo.
Therefore, the water didn'thave any interaction with the
poo.
The water got the F out whenthe shit came in.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's not true, they passed like two ships in the
night.
They crossed by each other andyou're picking up the
contaminations You're poopinginto yourself.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You're pooping on yourself.
Oh you're regurgitating?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Well, they do do that .
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Poop implants, poop transplants, that's not true,
yeah, they do if you're not ableto poop anymore.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Oh my God, no, it's not that it's supposed to cure
the body Like a healthy fungusor something?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
A fecal microbiota transplant.
That's horrifying.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah Well, you want to go to a real doctor?
For that I could do it.
You're not trying to go to a.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Steinway Queen to try to have someone put poop inside
you?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, I got a whole bag of shit you want me to put
inside your cat.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Shut it right up.
Doctor, why are you squattingon me?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hey kid, come here.
You want to look at somethingI'm a doctor Opens up his jacket
.
Look at all this different shit.
Wow, you want me to put this upyour ass?
Whoa, fifteen dollars.
I'll put it up your ass.
No, no, no, then you'll becured.
Yeah, does it work.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Does it work?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Does it work?
It works.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's usually used to treat C diff, which is an
infection in a serious bacterialinfection of the colon.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
See, oh, you fucking idiots don't think I know what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, yeah, sure You're the guy to talk to with
the fecal transplant.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Man, you look like you are just riding high.
Yeah, new poop.
Yeah, I got some new poop.
All right, well, let's move onto a serious story.
It also involves lawenforcement, it involves AI, it
involves social media and itinvolves protests.
Be very careful who is rilingyou up?
(29:45):
Uh-oh, they very well, who is?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
riling you up, uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
They very well might not be a real person.
We had this happen in 2015,2016.
There were groups many Russiangroups, some American groups,
international groups that wouldplay both sides of arguments and
pit two people against eachother, and they were the ones
who were organizing the entireevent.
And the anti and pro protesters, of whatever their cause is,
(30:08):
would be screaming at oneanother, and then the person who
got both groups together wasjust like perfect.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, yeah, Would just slowly walk away and be
like this is my plan.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You idiots.
Massive Blue that is the nameof a New York-based company.
They are selling policedepartments a new technology.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
They are selling police departments a new
technology.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
This technology is AI-powered force multiplier for
public safety.
That's what they say.
What is that?
It deploys lifelike virtualagents which infiltrate and
engage criminal networks acrossvarious channels.
That's what they say.
Massive Blue lists bordersecurity, school safety and
stopping human trafficking amongits Overwatch concerns.
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What it actually does is createAI characters.
These include radical AIprotest personas.
What they pose as, for example,a 36-year-old divorced woman
who is lonely, has no children,is interested in baking activism
and body positivity.
(31:13):
Oh wow.
Another AI persona in thepresentation is described as a
honeypot AI persona.
What Her backstory is?
She's a 25-year-old fromDearborn, michigan, whose
parents immigrated from Yemen,who speaks speaks the Sinai
dialect of Arabic, whoa.
The presentation also says sheuses various social media apps,
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that she's on Telegram andSignal, and that she has a US
and international capabilities.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Whoa, but this is the presentation.
We don't know how it goes inthe real world.
It could be like hey, gentlemen, do you have the drug weapons?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oh, we know how it goes in the real world because
my buddy got scammed with one ofthese out of 30K.
Oh shit, really, that versionwasn't real.
But the bank account he sentthat money to was Right, oh man.
Another persona is a14-year-old boy.
He old boy.
He pretends to be childtrafficked.
And then there's an AI pimppersona as well a college
(32:15):
protester, an external recruiterfor protests, escorts and
juveniles.
So this is an example of aprotest persona that they will
create.
Her name is Heidi.
She looks real but she's not.
Her backstory is again 36 yearsold, raised in San Francisco,
divorced, no children, hobbies,divorced.
They give them a whole thing.
She's been through shit, she'sbeen through shit.
And then they also do a thingthat I think is interesting
because it makes it seem like areal person where they're like
(32:37):
look at all these other socialmedia accounts they have.
Wow, but it's still just this AI, so most of the time.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Seeking meaning as part of her personality.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, seeking meaning Radicalized.
I love it.
Going to space, being connectedto love.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So many times when you're in an argument on
whatever these platforms are,whichever one you're on, it
might not be a real person.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's insane.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I would say at this point, almost most of the time.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I would say almost most of the time.
That's why I would say at thispoint almost most of the time.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I would say almost most of the time.
That's why I don't really so.
You're just wasting your entirefucking life, ruining your day.
Ruining.
Everything is awful becauseyour brain is so pissed off at
this nothingness.
Yeah, yeah.
So, now cops are payingcompanies to help them deploy
AI-powered bots across socialmedia and the internet to talk
people into committing crimes.
(33:30):
Why?
Because then they can bust them.
They want to get peopleprotesting and then they can
arrest them for protesting.
That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
They're creating crimes.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
They're literally creating crimes.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
In some ways.
Maybe this could be used forsex criminals.
It could be good, right, therecould be some.
You know you're catching apedophile.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, catching a sex trafficker.
And someone thinks that you'rea real girl and is trying to
lure you into a spot.
Bam, it's a real girl and istrying to lure you into a spot.
Bam, it's an AI bot.
You're getting arrested.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
That's fine right.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
But I don't trust the net that will be cast because,
as we've seen with the USJustice Department, they can be
a little bit aggressive, yeah,and then they're going to send a
bunch of random people,citizens, to El Salvador prisons
.
So they also vaguely definedwhat a protester is.
Okay so like what you just said.
There is that.
Are you a protester now?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Are we going to go attack Jerry Aquino at Miss
underscore?
Jerry, yeah, thank you forspecifying, no problem.
According to Dave Mass, whostudies border surveillance.
They say this idea of having anAI pretending to be somebody a
youth looking for pedophiles totalk to online or somebody who
is a fake terrorist is an ideathat goes back a long time.
(34:42):
They say the problem with allof these things is that they're
ill-defined problems.
What problem are they actuallytrying to solve?
One version of the AI personais an escort.
I'm not concerned about escorts, he says.
I'm not concerned about collegeprotesters.
So like what is the effectiveat violating protesters' First
Amendment rights?
(35:02):
Massive Blue signed a $360,000contract with Pinal County,
arizona Pinal County, which isbetween Tucson and Phoenix.
The county is paying for thecontract to apparently stop
human trafficking.
A penal county purchasingdivision report states that it
(35:23):
has bought a 24-7 monitoring ofnumerous web and social media
platforms and development,deployment, monitoring and
reporting on a virtual taskforce of up to 50 AI personas
across three investigativecategories that's wild yuma
county also bought one for tenthousand dollars from massive
blue.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
So but it's only as good as the people deploying it,
so like they could set it upfor nefarious reasons and just
screw people over.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, of course, yeah or they could be responsible
and like seek, like you.
You know people, kids, that arethinking about doing some
school shootings.
Catch those ahead of time, yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
But every kid is going to eventually be like I
want to kill everybody.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Yeah, and they're in prison.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'm just not exactly sure if I'm trusting the Pam
Bondi justice department.
Yeah, Not go after people, andthis is what they do in politics
.
They go after political enemiesnowadays.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
And.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I could just see this being again.
There will be perhaps some good, but the bad, I think, greatly
outweighs it, because you'rejust going to have a series of
people who are again fightingwith bots, ruining their lives
(36:37):
for no big deal whatsoever,causing social unrest when
technically things are okay,yeah.
But so, massive Blue?
They're going to have a hugegovernment contract coming and
they're not working on anyimmigration cases.
They don't enforce immigrationlaw.
Massive Blue's support isfocused on the areas of human
trafficking, narcoticstrafficking and other
(36:58):
investigations is what they sayas their selling point.
Well, let's hope.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
It's going to like generate AI-generated child porn
and be like do you like whatyou see?
Do?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
you like what you see ?
Whoa, whoa.
It's like wait, come on, thisis too much of a trap, right?
And at that point, isn't the AIcommitting the crime?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Exactly Well, and that's, of course, what they
always use for the surveillancesite that we live in.
They say, well, it's aboutpublic safety and to some degree
it might make things a littlebit safer.
Yeah, but again, what are wedoing and are we officially
getting rid of human choice?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Do we?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
even have a choice when you go to the supermarket.
Is there a choice?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
No, there's so many choices.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's either pissed, plums or pissed pineapples.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Everything's pissed on, everything's the same piss
company.
Oh my God, yes, no, no, no, no.
So anyway, just be very carefulfor those out there.
Ai persona types are solicitors, juvenile solicitors,
traffickers, romeo gorilla pimps.
They call them Romeo gorillapimps.
What the hell are those?
Escorts?
(38:00):
Juveniles, sextortionists,money launderers, external
recruiter for— Sextortionists.
Yeah, I guess they're allbending around and shit.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I know that's what it sounds like Money launderers,
external recruiter for protestsand college protesters.
So two of those things don'treally belong and I think again
college protesters, that is anexternal recruiter for protests.
Yeah, that is called entrapment.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Right.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
And it's just going to create a lot of unrest, as I
said, and I do not believe it'sgood whatsoever.
So that's the world we live innow.
I remember when Will Smith waseating that spaghetti all wrong.
And then everyone's like oh, ai, I'm scared of AI.
Look at Will Smith being stupid, but that's where it is now.
So if you are going to be andyou know college campuses, you
(38:52):
know, granted, there's been alittle bit of stuff that's
happened, like at Columbia, andstuff where I'm like all right,
let's calm down.
Let's calm down, please, yeah,yeah.
But if you don't protest incollege, that's half the point
of college it really is.
You're supposed that's yourwhole thing.
It's like First Amendmentrights.
These are what I think, andthey're going toals.
You know you can wear shoesbecause it's like different now.
I just don't think that theyhave the will of the people in
(39:22):
mind.
No, and it's very bad and it'sgoing to be used by law
enforcement for very nefariousreasons.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So just be very careful.
Very corrupt reasons.
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Political suppression .
Speaker 1 (39:39):
And they always sell it like we gonna stop pedophiles
and I know right and then, andthen you can't really disagree.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
No, they don't number one.
They don't because the peoplein charge, yeah, um, but number
two, um.
That is always like the thingthat makes it difficult to argue
with, because they're like what?
So you're pro pedophile?
It's like no, I'm just right,it's like no dude.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I just don't want you to use that for the wrong
things and yeah, even to apredator.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
they had it on film, on video, everybody committing
these crimes or trying to committhe crimes, and they only had
like a 30% success rate inconvictions.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Really yeah.
Oh shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
I was watching a YouTube video of like the worst
caught ones.
They're so stupid.
One dude ate two slices ofpizza.
He sat down with Chris Hansenand he's like you want some
pizza?
Speaker 3 (40:19):
He ate two pieces.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm like damn, that guy will be fine in jail.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah, I think that was in Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
He was like I don't eat it.
I don't eat it.
Anyway, again, just be verycareful.
What you read online, I know itis most likely you're not even
arguing with a person attachedto a soul.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I know, just don't get caught up in the hullabaloo
of the arguing online.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Oh please, you never win.
I've tried it and it just makesyou feel horrible.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Because you never, win.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
You're like I said the thing that's going to get
them, and then they say this.
Then they're like reverse uno.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
And you're like they reverse Uno'd me.
Yeah well, your mom,Motherfucker, Damn it.
Leave my mom out of this.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Well speaking of soulless.
And lastly, the RoboCop hasbecome real, a Cyborg 1.0.
It has facial recognition with360 degree cameras for eyes.
It is in Thailand, so it willbe coming to the States very,
very soon.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
It's way taller than everybody else too.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yeah, they made it all tall.
It's scary.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
That's terrifying, dude.
That's so freaking.
They're just standing next toit.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's so freaky.
Hey officer, Can I suck yourdick?
Speaker 1 (41:33):
It is Holy shit, it's in our clothes.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I'm so creeped out it is and they and they didn't
give it like a face.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, it's just like a black screen with a round with
a blue circle in it.
My god, what about when thecircle turns red?
That's how you know it turnsevil talk to my hole.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, it's going to turn red at one point or maybe
it could be the red circle ofdeath, like on Xbox, and that
means it's shut down.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Oh, yes, could be, but.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I don't think it will .
So it has a weapon detectiontechnology, 360 AI cameras and
facial recognition.
The RoboCop was deployed forthe first time during a festival
in Thailand.
The Royal Thai Policeintroduced the newest member of
its team on a post on Facebook.
Isn't that fun?
And at first glance, the cyborgblends in with the rest of the
(42:24):
force, but it doesn't.
That's what they tried to say.
They're like it blends in.
It's like no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
It actively doesn't, it clearly does not it doesn't
have a face.
You didn't even try to make itlike wait what is it's just,
it's in like a foam rave party,yeah no, they're celebrating,
he's waterproof that's good
Speaker 3 (42:41):
yeah he's also waterproof, possibly homosexual?
We simply don't knowtechnosexual.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
So the ai powered officer is called police colonel
is called Police Colonel.
Nakhan Patham oh.
Plod-fi Flows right off the top.
I almost did that.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
It flows right off the top.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I almost did that, and it translates to Nakhan
Patham is safe, and that'sexactly what the police colonel
has been designed to do Keep theplace safe, my ace Keep the
place horrified.
So its AI technology can alsoanalyze CCTV camera footage and
drone footage from wherever itis stationed, allowing it to
(43:24):
keep tabs on what's going on.
One identified suspect can beclosely tracked and any
potentially dangerous instancescan be discovered.
So the question is when do weit's safety versus surveillance,
and what is the marriagebetween the two?
Because, yes, when you have orfreedom versus safety and
(43:50):
surveillance, it's like freedomcomes with an innate danger,
right, and so it's like, yes, Iunderstand, I can go to this
event and there might besomething happening, but I'm
also very free.
And then it's like I can go tothis event and be not free at
all, but 100% safe.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Something like that.
So I just feel like I wouldrather have the possibility for
a small amount of danger thanthe possibility for no amount of
fun.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's true.
That is usually the trade-off,isn't it?
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And we all.
There's so many laws and theseAI bots aren't going to be like.
Well, I smoked a little weedwhen I was a kid.
They're going to fucking beatthe shit they're like
technically that is illegal,zero tolerance.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
So true and honestly, honestly, why are they just
already making him?
He's what a colonel alreadyhe's a colonel.
Why didn't he start from thebottom and, like I don't know,
take in like tickets orsomething like be like a ticket
police officer, like he neededto work his way up, so he
understands the pride and thework that goes into being a?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
robocop.
Yeah, so the cyborg is able todetect weapons, knives and even
wooden sticks.
God forbid, Whoa.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
What about if a kid just has a backpack full of
pencils?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You saw him.
He had a wooden stick.
Yeah, this comes after the armyof spherical robocops were
spotted roaming around citiesacross China.
Creepy Chinese robotics companyLogon Technology unveiled the
RTG autonomous spherical robotin what is described as a
technological breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
They're designed to assist and eventually they're
going to replace humans.
They say.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
So isn't that fun Replace humans.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
I just don't want to get a ticket from a fucking
machine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
It just prints one out of its chest.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You're like fuck, screw you.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Because if it's not a human, then you can like run up
to him and be like no, no, no,I see you, I see you, I'm
getting in the car.
Hey, what if I?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
want he's.
How about this nice little 20?
Speaker 3 (45:45):
yeah, buy yourself a little something at the store
they could be programmed to beon the take, so make some money
maybe I'm sure I mean I notCopis like 100% real, but it's
going to be.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
These corporations are evil.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
They are going to be used to aggressively control
their own narrative.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Wrongfully police.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yes, Like they came against us.
We're just trying to makeweapons that destroy the world,
and they protested us Right.
So the spherical RoboCop,that's a ball.
It's able to operate on bothland and in the water.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
It's practically unstoppable.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Practically.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Practically Okay.
It can also withstand four tonsof impact.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, but what if you wait?
What if you just like push itover?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Well, the one that I'm talking about now is the
Chinese one, where it's a ball.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
It's a spherical robot.
That's terrifying it goes onland and water and it goes 22
miles an hour and it can carryup to four tons and it can be
equipped with non-fatal policegear like net guns, tear gas
sprayers, some grenades,loudspeakers and sound wave
dispersal devices.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Man.
So technically this would be areally awesome boom box.
Yeah To the beach.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
They actually made our boom boxes cops.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
That's crazy.
That's so not cool.
That is not cool Because thatsounds really handy on like a
boat.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
That does sound handy .
Speaker 3 (47:17):
And red and blue lights going, yeah, red and blue
.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
It plays the music, has the lights.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Has galaxy gas coming out of it?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
And casts a net to catch any fish.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
if you were fishing, yeah, I just don't know if they
really care about that.
I mean, I'm thinking also Ialso.
We are so behind the times.
We have the robot dog inDetroit or, I'm sorry, in Denver
, colorado, but this is allgoing to be coming to the US
very, very soon.
That's so creepy, but don'tworry because celebrities went
(47:50):
to space.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't trust any human police force that wears
these berets.
They're always really bad,they're very abusive.
Something happens with that hatand they beat the fuck out of
people.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
That's a corrupt hat right there.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
I think the beret is just fascinating, because on one
hand super gay yes, the gayestthing you can wear is a beret
but then also exceptionallyaggressive.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yes, always like straight, and then straight men
love to flaunt it around.
Yes, yeah, always like straight, and then straight men love to
flaunt it around.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Nothing gayer than straight men.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
What are you talking about?
I just like to hang out withthe boys, slap ass, watch other
guys fight.
Yeah, I like pro wrestling.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
I'm too straight to touch a pussy.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah, yuck Back Gay to touch a pussy.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, Yuck Back Gay.
All right, let's get to somefinal comments.
What do we got here?
Chat?
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Oh, Lori doesn't want robots going after people.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Nope, don't want it.
We've all seen Black Mirror,which is just becoming a
documentary.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, vanessa's saying they don't look fun like
the robots in Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
No, they don't.
No, no, they do not.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Not Vanessa was saying interesting Jerry.
Can AI commit crimes and who isheld responsible in that case?
The creator of the AI?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Well, that's a good point.
What if AI bots troll someoneso bad they commit suicide?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
It happens, that probably will happen.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That could also happen.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Then who's responsible?
Is Mission Blue going to belike you know?
Take responsibility.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Yeah, they're definitely not.
Then they would be likecorporations are not people,
right, you can't come after us.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Exactly.
No, that was our A Abad.
He is crazy.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, he's crazy.
Vanessa also takes back.
She concedes because, ben, youfought the poo water like a
lawyer.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yes, yes, vanessa, don't, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Oh, let me have one.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Don't fold like that.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
I have lost for 18 consecutive months.
Can I please get a W?
I'm crying.
It involves shit water.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah right.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
All right, that's about it, all right.
Thank you all so much foranother fantastic week of OK Bud
.
We endlessly support.
We endlessly thank you for yoursupport and your kindness and
hopefully we make your days alittle bit better.
Alright, also, if you want tosupport us so we can continue on
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(50:07):
gmailcom.
Have a wonderful weekend, staysafe.
Punch a robot, even if it'syour Roomba.
Look at your Roomba yeah,that's so true.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
show that Roomba who's boss Call it one of the
good ones.
Get under his skin a little bit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
All right, everyone, hail yourself.
We'll talk to you soon.
Bye, goodbye.
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