April 21, 2025 • 50 mins
Prepare yourself for a journey through some of the most shocking news stories making headlines right now as we navigate taboo subjects with our signature dark humor and unfiltered commentary.
When Kanye West drops a new song accompanied by a tweet describing incestuous acts with his cousin during childhood, we're forced to examine whether this represents another mental health episode, a publicity stunt, or something more disturbing. The fully-produced track raises serious questions about the people surrounding celebrities during potential crises and the responsibility of platforms that continue amplifying potentially harmful content - especially as West battles for custody of his own children.
Science provides no relief as we dissect a ridiculous claim about researchers discovering a new color outside human visual range. We expose how five lucky participants apparently witnessed a "super-saturated bluish-green" color called "Olo" through elaborate laser setups. This segment perfectly captures how modern media transforms minor findings into sensationalized discoveries while more pressing issues receive less attention.
Things take an even darker turn when we discuss the New Pornographers drummer's arrest on child pornography charges after being seen entering restaurant bathrooms with minors. This leads us to contemplate the eternal question of separating art from artists who commit heinous acts - and whether some crimes are simply unforgivable.
The medical horror story of a man discovering a 30-centimeter kidney worm thrashing in his catheter bag will have you swearing to thoroughly cook your fish and wash your hands religiously. We conclude with a brutal true crime case involving a love triangle, a hammer attack, and torture that reminds us just how bizarre reality can be.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
peppy Yep, sounds like you went to the
gynecologist, got yourself aCPAP.
Hey, a little CPAP smear.
Hey, what's up everyone?
(00:21):
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Hello At Kyle Plouffe.
Hope everyone's having afantastic start to their week.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
God knows we are yes, why not?
God knows we all are.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
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I don't need that no need,we're going to talk.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We don't need that.
We're going to talk brieflyhere or in a moment.
Briefly, because we don't liketo spend too much time on the
man formerly known as Kanye West.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, so true.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But he has done it.
He has cracked the code to geton the show.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh snap, were we holding out for as long as we
could.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I desperately try not to speak about celebrity and
all the trash that goes withsaid celebrity because it's all
bullshit.
But Kanye does have a recentsong out and it has a revelation
.
And I think we just need todiscuss it and unpack it and
figure out what's going on inthe mind of America's favorite
black white supremacist.
(01:38):
But before we get to that, acouple of updates.
Last week we talked about theman who stole a pet pig,
murdered it in order to win thebiggest pig competition.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Cheating, murder, bestiality.
He didn't have sex with it.
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We don't know.
We don't know.
He always wanted a prized pig.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If I ever get married , I'm going to say Wanda, you're
my prized pig.
Yeah, turn the vows.
Nice, well, he was sentenced toone day.
One day in prison, or one dayin jail.
One day in jail.
So okay, I mean, I guess, it'sokay.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I mean, I guess yeah, but now he's just going to be
out on the town finding the nextpig to kill.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think it's a one-off.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That lady must be pissed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The pig's mom?
I guess the pig's mom isprobably pissed.
Maybe a week would have done it.
Maybe a week, but one day againwe eat so many pigs.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I feel like he yeah, this one slipped through the
cracks as a pet.
Technically, we already do kindof kill them, so it's not that
big of a deal Right.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Maybe he had a rough night in jail.
What if he had like the nightin jail where it was?
Like holy hell, what happenedyeah?
I feel like Kanye's cousin Oneday.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
it's just like a sleepover yeah one night
Sleepover in prison.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That's an experience.
Yeah, it's not really an ordeal.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, because the sandwiches are like oh my God,
it's a cheese sandwich, it'sreally like jail, oh my God, oh,
my God.
Yeah, well, it is what it is.
Yeah, also, small update onhumanoid robots.
It's just really fun.
Now we're training them to runmarathons, and this article is
funny because they're like don'tworry humans.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
What?
Why would we train them to havepersonal human goals?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because we're on a path of human destruction that's
going to be caused by us,because now we have a God
complex.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, no seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's really great.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Why would you?
What in the hell does thisserve?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Soon, robots are going to be running marathons
and we're just going to be likethe movie WALL-E morbidly obese,
hanging out on our motorscooters, being like you run the
marathon, you run the marathon,and then they take over, and
then you know it doesn't makeany sense at all.
It doesn't.
So don't worry though, becausecurrently the robots aren't
doing well with the marathon,but you know, as we saw with AI,
(04:02):
it's just a matter of time.
Yeah yeah, Robot meth isactually really on the rise.
It's too bad.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's why they want to show other robots that you
can rise up above.
You can run marathons.
You can do anything that we putyour mind to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Absolutely, and it wasn't like the first time that
a woman ran in the BostonMarathon where a bunch of
Bostonians decided to like stoneher, as if she was on the way
to get crucified like Jesus.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What the fuck?
What is this Scarlet Letterover here?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, she ran a marathon.
Everyone's like no, marathonsare for men and it's like
marathons are gay.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Then there was one lady that jumped on the train,
went like 10 stops, totallycheated, shit her pants and was
like crowned, the winner of thewomen's that year.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wait, she shat her pants.
Why was shitting her pants apart of that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
A lot of people shit their pants during running the
marathon.
But she did it to make it looklike she did run it.
No, she like really did it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What so?
She didn't even run it and yes.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, she passed one of the qualifications.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wow, yeah, did I fake running this marathon?
Look at this turd in my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You smell that it's mud butt.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's my shoes, that's my ass.
Nope, well, it checks out.
Her shoes have become toilets.
Oh my God, she must have ranthe marathon.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Why do people shit their pants?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's no place else to go.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I would never in my life so stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It is a thing.
I have seen people winningmarathons with shit running down
their legs and it's likecompetitive marathoners.
I get that If you are not.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Maybe clear out your system before you go on this
fucking run.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't know.
You have to eat something,otherwise you're gonna die.
You can't do it dehydrated,yeah, or without food in your
tummy.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well, I'm not okay, but you have to eat like, maybe
like two hours beforehand, oreven like three yeah, I mean, I
wouldn't chug a gallon of milkright, because I would like,
when I go running I'll have likean egg or two the smell, the
smell that follows after you goby.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Is there a newspaper plant in town?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, I don't run for so long that I have to shit my
pants and then I think but Ihave to keep going.
I've never, ever thought that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, as soon as you feel the gurgle in your burbler,
that's when the race is done.
That's when I'm like oh, here'smy number, I'm going to go be a
spectator.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Where's?
All the drinking.
Google AI is saying a studythat found that 12% of
long-distance runners havereported pooping.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a lot, that's a lot.
So one in ten persons thatpasses you as you're watching
them is full of shit.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
This is why I'm never going to watch those fucking
shitbag rivers.
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
The reasons reduced blood flow, stress and anxiety,
physical jostling and difficultycontrolling sphincters.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh, it would be tough to control a sphincter while
running.
However, if you're acompetitive walker, good
sphincter control.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, Very good sphincter control and I have a
sphinx and he is veryuncontrollable.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Your cat and I have a sphinx and he is very
uncontrollable, your cat yeah.
Okay, very nice, yeah, yeah.
Well, speaking ofuncontrollable, let's get into
the most recent, perhaps mentalbreakdown from again everyone's
favorite college dropout, Yay.
Mm.
Ah yeah, I don't know what tomake of this.
So Kanye has a new song andhe's talking about sucking his
(07:24):
cousin's cock.
Okay, this is the.
Should we read the tweet firstor play the song?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Let's read the tweet.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's read the tweet.
Okay, so the tweet is this songis called Cousins, about my
cousin that's locked in jail forlife for killing a pregnant
lady.
A few years after I told him wewouldn't look at dirty
magazines together anymore, ohmy God, Wow, way to make it
about you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, I know, Is that the reason why he killed a
pregnant lady?
He's like we can't suck eachother's dicks anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
In this case, he says we're not going to look at
dirty magazines anymore.
He says, perhaps in myself-centered mess, I felt it
was my fault that I showed himthose dirty magazines when he
was six.
And then we acted out what wesaw my dad had Playboy magazines
, but the magazines I found inthe top of my mom's closet were
(08:16):
different.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Wow, he's really going in.
He's like story time.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
My name is Ye and I sucked my cousin's dick until I
was 14.
Tweet sent.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Wait so.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Inspiration strike.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
He signs it.
My name is Ye, and I herebytherefore henceforth mention
that I.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Here to with.
It's like when Donald Trumpdoes one of his declarations.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Right Like why did?
He.
Well, then, that makes him feellike a little bit fake.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, you know, let's just listen to some of the song
and we'll figure out if it'sreal or if this is just another
brilliant way to get his name inthe news, as, of course, Kanye
West continues to inspiremillions and millions of people
Constantly finds the differentcreative edges.
He really does.
(09:37):
Oh my God, wow, wow.
So it goes on.
Do you think that that's?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Pretty much the gist.
Wow Gave my cousin head.
Yeah, gave my cousin head.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Not exactly like a subtle poetic kind of take on
what happened.
No, just him saying I gave mycousin head a lot, but okay, but
this is.
Would this not clearly seemlike a mental episode?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, so we were talking about this before the
show, but we shelved it for theprogram.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Right yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It was a fully produced written song.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Episodes can go on for a long period of time, yeah,
or they can be like months.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So you're talking about a season.
So he had a season, not anepisode.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, it's still considered an episode, but yeah
sure.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He had his season, but this seems like new because
before he was like my wife's allnaked Look at her pussy and now
he's talking about sucking hiscousin's cock.
It seems like a whole new thing.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I know that's precisely what makes him
schizophrenic.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, oh, you think this is a schizophrenic thing.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, I think he's having like a or bipolar.
Or bipolar.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But okay.
So, all of that aside, does itnot make it real, is it not true
, that he sucked his cousin'scock until he was 14?
Because why, would somebody say, that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
If it wasn't true, well, it's like you said, he
loves being just ringmaster ofthe media circus.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, but there's so many ways to do it and he's
knocked down.
But he's running out of reasons.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He's knocked down a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He did, but I would go to competitive eating first.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You know, as I've been mentioning, he couldn't do
that because his jaw was wiredshut one time.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Because he was competitively eating his
cousin's ass.
It'd be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, why was his jaw wired shut?
For a car accident.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
They blamed it on the car accident because he was
getting a little mouthy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Hey, Howie, I would love to suck your cock, but you
know I got my mouth wired shut.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I can't do it right now, and then he's meanwhile.
He's like man, my poor cousin.
He killed a woman just becauseI said that we couldn't look at
dirty magazines together anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not just a woman.
He got a doubler.
He killed a woman who waspregnant.
I don't think that there's acorrelation between looking at
nudie magazines and thenstabbing pregnant women.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
But maybe in the mind of Ye that was really the main
problem.
It seems as if he is sort ofnot taking full responsibility
for sucking his cousin's cockuntil he was 14.
Also, it appears his cousin wasyounger, yeah his cousin.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He started at six years old with his cousin.
He said and so Kanye was older,he was older, yeah, so it's
incestuous, it's childmolestation.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Somewhere.
Lena Dunham is wiping her bigbrow Just being like thank God,
I'm not the worst sister onearth.
Finding pebbles in her sister'spussy.
Oh my God.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's what she said.
She wrote that in her own book.
When I write my book, I'mleaving some things out.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Ye is also changing the name of his new album.
It was previously Dub Dub 3,world War 3.
He's going to change it to Cuckoh boy.
Wait, he's changing the titleto Cuck.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I feel like you're just saying sarcastic sentences.
This is reported by TM to the Z.
Wow, that's insane.
Yes, no, is anyone around tostop?
Yay, anymore, it's likeeveryone kind of just gave up.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Also, he's currently really fighting for custody of
his kids, and I think some arearound the age six.
Maybe this isn't going to help?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, no, it's definitely not going to help.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know Anyway, so we'll just go right to
comments.
Any comments in the chat?
I mean, I don't even know whereto go.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Everyone's asking if this is real or if it's an AI
song.
No, it's real I totally get,but it's real.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean it may have been written, I don't know.
It sounds like very.
What is that?
Autotuned, right?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, it definitely sounds like him.
I could see how it could be AI,just because it is very
autotuned, and then also becauseof the tweet.
The tweet yes, what if it'ssomeone else writing shit?
Hacked into it writing shit forhim?
Yeah, no we know that doesn'tcheck out.
It totally checks out that itwas Kanye.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, I think Kanye is probably the only unhackable
person on the internet, becausethe hacker would make him seem
better, yeah, so true, becausehe's just so nuts.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
He's so good at making himself look worse and
worse and worse.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But we're talking about him, but again it's like I
don't know if maybe we'refalling right into the trap,
Maybe we've been trapped now andnow we're discussing him.
I don't think we're helping.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
We've constantly been trapped.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's just an odd recording session to me, because
they have to keep going overtheir lines Like I gave my
cousin head.
All right, that wasn't right, Igave my cousin head.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Can we go towards the end of the song, because I only
was able to hear the first halfand then I got way too aroused.
Yeah, that's what happened.
I had to stop it because Ididn't want to blow my load this
early in the week.
Wow, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Your weekly load.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's been multiple weeks.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Like a bud.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, I know, should we make Yegabout of the week?
No, no, I know.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
All right well there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What the hell.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That got really dark.
It didn't start off dark, itgot even darker.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, it started off with I'm sucking my cousin's
cock and now it's like maybe Ishould die.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Which I guess is the natural sort of turn.
That's kind of the naturalprogression of that, I guess.
Yeah, I suppose so, yeah, allright.
Well, there you go, everyoneyou know.
Just have a great week andthat's the show.
That everyone you know justhave a great week and that's the
show.
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It's not really going to go anywhere else from there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, there's nothing else to say.
You know, george Bush hatesblack people and Kanye obviously
loves them enough to suck theirdicks when they're six.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, when they're related.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, wow, there is a new color.
What?
Yeah, this is exciting newswhat do you?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
what?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
no, no, no no, no, yes, there is an impossible new
color.
It's very rare.
This is a true story yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
If it's the color that we're looking at right
fucking now, I'm gonna be soannoyed only five people can see
this new color oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Wow, are you one of them More?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
people turning stupid things into.
How do I make this fully aboutme?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Are you a dummy?
Can you see it?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This is two.
You know what this is Beforethis even starts.
This is definitely two peoplefighting over what color they
thought this fucking sweater was, or something.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh my God, I hate that shit.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
And then they're like oh well, you know, it's only
because I can see it, but youcan't, because everyone knows
that men are kind of colorblind.
But then we have access to thisone portal in our iris where we
can see the color that youcan't dumb bitch.
That's totally what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't even have to read, the article Turns into a
male manifesto.
Yeah, researchers, and you cantake them seriously.
They're researchers.
Oh, okay, they have discovereda new color outside the range of
the human color vision.
Ooh, so did they, or did theynot?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You have to have laser retinas to see it.
Laser you have to have laser inyour retinas to see it.
Laser you have to have laser inyour retinas to see it.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You mean, you have to have your eyes like laser?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I don't freaking know .
Speaker 4 (17:12):
So anyone that's had laser, what is it called LASIK
surgery?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
LASIK, I guess.
So they can see it this coloronly happens when you peel off
certain layers off of youreyeball Right off the top Right.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I did some research because I was like maybe I
should get LASIK.
Color only happens when youpeel off certain layers off of
your eyeball right off the top.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Right.
I did some research because Iwas like maybe I should get
LASIK, but then I don't take mycontacts out anyway, so I kind
of got it.
Yeah yeah, it's horrible.
You have to go in like everyfive years and get it redone.
And then I just watched FinalDestination way too many times.
I'm just not trusting they'relike laser in your eyes like
laser in your eyes.
It's fun.
It's called LASIK.
I'm like what if I don't?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would.
I'm totally fine with it.
Plus, I like kind of going backand forth between glasses and
contacts.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And then sometimes, when you lose your contacts,
you're all blind and you're likeooh art the world, yeah, yeah
kind of cool.
So there are only so manycolors that the typical human
eye 10 million.
Apparently there's just below10 million colors.
Oh boy, Jokes on them?
I don't see color.
Wow, wow, cayetola, he wentwoke.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Taking up space.
I do not see color.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Wow, take up space Wokatola.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Justice Militant on the other side.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But now, for the first time, scientists say
they've broken out of thatfamiliar spectrum that none of
us knew about.
I know they introduced a newworld of color.
This was a paper that waspublished in the Science
Advances Journal A precise lasersetup to stimulate the retinas
(18:43):
of five participants, makingthem the first humans to see a
color beyond our visual range.
Oh my God.
And it's an impossiblysaturated bluish green.
Yeah, so isn't it just fuckingbluish green?
Yeah, it's like a bluish green.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm wondering what this is going to.
They're trying to sell aproduct, I believe, because
that's the rule of marketing isto make you feel like you're
missing out on something, so youneed that thing.
And now everyone's like wait, Ican't see a thing.
Oh, it's kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I want to see that thing.
I want to see the thing.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's kryptonite colored, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's kryptonite colored.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, it's fully kryptonite.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well, kryptonite's like green.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, like a bluish, green.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It is like a bluish green.
I want to see that new Supermanbecause I want to see that dog.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh yeah, dog flies, krypton, it's got a cape on it
and everything Crip Dog.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Crip Dog.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh, crip, dog Cute Snoop.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Dogg is Superman with Crip Dogg.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Move over Snoop Dogg.
You have to make a Superman.
Yeah, That'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That'd be amazing, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He also has to make a country album.
I saw him perform Roll Me Upand Smoke Me when I Die with
Willie Nelson.
Oh, that's awesome.
It was amazing Willie is aliveto know that Kanye sucked his
cousin's cock.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh, protect Willie Nelson from this information at
all costs.
It's going to kill him, it'sgoing to kill him.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Our dog's name is Crypto, crypto, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I wonder how much his shits weigh.
Could you pick him up?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Do you think you could pick up one of his poops?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Like it's Thor's hammer.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You can't see this color, can you take your dog's
shit off my lawn.
I'm trying, I can't.
I literally can't.
Super dog.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
The dog is super dog.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I'm not the chosen one Do you want to try?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Well, that sucks worse than the shit on my lawn.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Right Loser.
You probably couldn't stomp itthough either.
It's just hard.
I mean, I guess who cares?
Our retinas contain three typesof cone cells.
You know this, jerry.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Cones and rods.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Wait what.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
They're cone cells right.
Uh-huh and they'rephotoreceptors that detect the
wavelengths of life.
What kind?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
The wavelengths of life, of light, of light Of
light.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Got it, sorry?
So we got S cones.
The S cones, they pick uprelatively short wavelengths,
right?
Uh-huh, we see those as blue.
Oh, okay, that's your short-asswavelength, right.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, yeah, and the M cones.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'm not a teacher.
Then the M cones they react tomedium wavelengths.
Those are green, so those aregreen, so the medium ones are
green, right, Right.
And then the L cones they'retriggered by long wavelength
that shit's red.
So the short is blue, themedium is green and the long is
red.
These red, green and bluesignals travel to the brain,
where they're combined into afull color vision that we
experience.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, except for the bluish green.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Except for this one right, we've never been able to
see it.
These three types, they overlap.
The light that activates theM-cones will also activate
either S and L-cones, right?
So this is according to Ren hislast name is NG.
Oh, ng, ng, is that Ng?
Thank you, because I reallydidn't want to mess that up.
He says there's no light in theworld that can activate only
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the M-cone cells, because ifthey are being activated, for
sure one or both other types getactivated as well.
Right, so isn't thatinteresting.
But then his research team.
They wanted to try to find ifthey could just do that.
So they wanted to develop a newtechnical color You'll like
this, jerry and they wanted tocall it Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
What.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Why the?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
name comes from Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No, yeah, I could have guessed that, and you know
what?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I said that you'd like it because of the movie
Wicked.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, I did like the movie Wicked.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well, if you like the movie Wicked, then you're
familiar with the Emerald City.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Where things look the most dazzling, and that color
green is what Ng wanted toexplore.
So that's why they created thisbunch of bullshit.
They did a bunch of bullshit,yada, yada, yada, and then they
created he's sitting thereeating mushrooms, watching
Wicked, and he's like man, youknow.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Has anyone really ever explored the color emerald?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Right.
Because they did that's it.
He did it yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
That was it.
That's as far as his brain went.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He was one of the participants, so he went into a
dark.
Of course he was.
Yeah, he went into a darkenedlab and sat at a table.
They say quote there werelasers, mirrors, deformable
mirrors, modulators and lightdetectors.
Ooh.
And then he saw this stupidfucking color that's not.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He just goes into a room by himself and he's like
guess what?
You'll never believe it.
I can see shit.
You guys can't.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
The trick is you guys sit in this room in the dark
for like five minutes and thenyou turn on the lights really,
really quick.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And whatever color comes up in your brain when you
like, blink a whole bunch andthen you see those colors in
front of your face.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, they showed him something like a real tiny
thumbnail.
And they say, in that square heglimpsed the Emerald City, a
color the researchers have namedOlo Olo.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, is it Oz or is it Olo?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't fucking know.
It's based off Oz, but theycall it Olo.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, it's a derivative of Oz.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Olo only lived once.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I'm sorry so stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And what exactly did Olo look like?
Ng says it was blue-green withunprecedented saturation.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Oh, unprecedented, Unprecedented saturation.
You know what?
No one will ever have the bestlike better vision than
Pocahontas?
That's it, this bitch paintedwith all the colors of the wind.
Did he ever do that?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, I don't think so.
Don't do shit.
He just sat there, looked at asquare and it was like
unprecedented.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, unprecedented saturation.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, this does not.
We all have cancer and stuff,right?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, you know, but they're just solving this.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah right, he says this is according to Manuel
Spitzchan.
His name is Spitzchan.
It's a fascinating study, trulygroundbreaking advance in the
ability to understand thephotoreceptor mechanisms
underlying color vision.
The technical demands necessaryto achieve this, they're
enormous, isn't that?
(24:41):
Are they Are?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
they enormous.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It must suck to be these guys.
They work so hard and then it'slike yada, yada, yada.
Did you know?
The Earth is flat Like whenthey go to Thanksgiving.
It's like okay, doctor, tell usmore about that new color.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You're outside the door with liver failure.
You're like he comes out.
He's like we've done it.
You're like what you got, thecure and he's like no, I saw a
crazy shade of blue New color.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Remember, like Wizard of Oz, I saw a new color.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
He's a shade of blue, you should have been there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And his little nephew's like why am I alive?
What am I doing here?
They say it's a technicalbreakthrough.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
According to Martin.
Technically it's a breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, According to Martin Camermans, I'm just
Camermans.
It's a technical breakthroughand I would have loved to have
been in that lab.
These guys suck.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, they suck.
What a bunch of boring assholes.
Yeah, I was going to say thisstory sucks.
This story sucks.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
They're looking for a contractor like Sherman
Williams or some paint company.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I can't believe they tricked us into reading this
article completely.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I read it actually like four or five times
Different articles.
Yeah, and at no point was itinteresting.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, no, it didn't seem.
I went student high school onyou guys.
I'm just going to tune now fora second.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It's like yada, yada, yada new color of green out of
New Color of Green.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, let's move on then.
Cool, do you know the band theNew Pornographers?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
No, are they.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I do now.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
They're a band.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, or are they just new pornographers?
Can you Google NewPornographers music?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you want that on your Google search?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh yeah, I mean, it's not the band, it's just the
drummer.
It's just the drummer.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, band.
Just put band before and afterthe words Band, band, band.
It's the musical band who'stitled.
The name after them is NewPornographers.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What's their famous song?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know if they have a famous song.
I think they're famous fromwhat you were about to tell
everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, their drummer.
His name is Joe Siders.
He was arrested for childpornography.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
What, oh my God, isn Plain Siders?
He was arrested for childpornography.
What, oh my God, isn't that alittle too on the nose?
Yeah, isn't that stupid?
Is that him hiding in plainsight or something he's like?
No, they're never going toguess, man, because we're going
to call ourselves the newpornographers.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I feel like this band has been around for a long time
.
There's probably some musicpeople thinking oh my God, we're
so out, know who the newpornographers are challengers is
their top song okay, let's seewhat.
Oh, it sounds like a pedophilesong definitely a pedophile song
.
It's all quiet and shit.
Yeah, yeah, come sit next to me.
Where's all the moaning?
(27:06):
Okay, okay, we get it.
You know how to play guitar.
Yeah, are there any words?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Well, let's see, oh boy, oh, it's a woman.
There's a woman in this.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh, it's Jelaine Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I kind of like it actually.
All right, let's move on.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I kind of liked her voice, though it was kind of a
peaceful voice.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah.
Okay, well, joe Siders, he'stheir drummer.
He's been arrested on childpornography charges.
Yeah, which is one of theoldest pornographies in the game
, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, the people in the pornography are new.
The pornography was not new.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Exactly, and I think that's probably the title he was
working in.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, we're going to have a bunch of new people in
this scene.
Like what, yeah, kids, they'retwo years old.
I mean you could say thatthey're like new to this life
Life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I did read an article and it was interesting.
It was in one of my law andjournals that I like to look at
my dot coms, my law and journals, and I think it was Law and
Crime and they were talkingabout new AI, child pornography
and there's going to be so muchlitigation about this.
It's really fucking nasty, butI say just throw them all away.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Why would there be litigation about it?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Because they're like no kids are getting hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's AI technically.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But I just don't, I just can't, I'm sorry, I hate
that so much.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
My liberalism ends.
And they're not sexually minorattracted persons and it's like,
no, I'm sorry, they're chomosand that's just never going to
change.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
There's definitely going to be someone out there
who's going to be like well then, how else are we supposed to
try to rehabilitate pedophilesback into the world?
And I hate that.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I mean, take Wellbutrin and Lexapro and kill
your sex drive, like I did.
Very, very easy not to be horny, oh God.
I took care of many kids whowere molested by their parents
and it ain't right, it's nastyand everyone wants them.
Okay, so the rocker he was 44.
He wasn't just busted withchild pornography charges.
On April 9th he went to arestaurant Everyone goes to a
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restaurant but he was seenentering and exiting the
restroom with juvenile mail.
What yeah?
He was seen entering andexiting the restroom with
juvenile male.
What yeah?
He was kind of into the poo-pooand the pee-pee of the baby, oh
my God.
So Cedars was taken intocustody.
He's got a great pedophilemugshot.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, I'll say so.
It's like he's got the it's acomb-over.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yes, he's got a bit of a comb-over.
He's 44 years old, wrinkle free.
It was very nice, wow.
And he's going to get his asspeed in a prison.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Because he eats baby's blood?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yes, he really does.
So he was seen two days earlier.
The police were called to thesame Palm Desert eatery, so he
was double dipping Jesus.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Palm Desert.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yes, palm Desert, indeedy.
So he was double dipping.
Jesus, palm Desert, yes, palmDesert, indeed.
Wow, a young boy reported aninappropriate interaction with
an older male.
That interaction was, of course, this fella.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
That boy was 11 years old.
He told the police that a manhad recorded him on a cell phone
while he was using the restroomat the location.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Wow, what a scumbag.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Jesus, yes, I mean just he's like well, I want to
go film kids on the toilet, butI really love the ham sandwiches
at this eatery Right, so it'slike I don't want to go to a
different place.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I think I can knock out two birds with one pedophile
.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So after executing search warrants, law enforcement
found more evidence implicatingCedars in the two reported
incidents, along with additionalcrimes including possession of
child pornography.
He was booked at the JohnBenoit Detention Center.
So if it's anything like ChrisBenoit, he will be choked out
(30:55):
any moment.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Or Benoit, balls will be choked out any moment, or
Benoit balls Up his ass.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Right right.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yes, it's interesting .
So he was found in possessionof child pornography.
And then this is a quoteannoying slash molesting a child
.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You said annoying.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Annoying.
But I will annoy the fuck outof a kid.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, I will annoy a kid all day.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'll throw a spitball .
These kids need to toughen thefuck up.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, I'll take spitballs.
Just be like, just do the wholestop hitting yourself thing.
Stop hitting yourself.
Or just do the thing where thefinger is right in front of
their face and be like I'm nottouching you, technically not
touching you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Absolutely I'm technically not touching you.
This is annoying.
Hey, you got something on yourface, but I wipe it on them.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh wow, it's classic.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's messed up yeah they're all stupid and stuff
they're kids.
Yeah, so they say he was foundfor annoying slash molesting a
child.
And again, let's focus on themolesting.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, annoying, that's an official charge.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's not a charge, I kidding.
When was the last time you sawlike a child, like a kid?
Kid like I'm talking about,when they're sentient, not
beautiful caden, who's?
Only one years old.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Well, actually I defended caden against a little
six-year-old piece of shit whowas oh yeah why does the baby
look mad?
It's like because that's hisface all of the time.
He's adorable and he's madlooking at you in front of him
get away from, get away from assoon as they start talking yeah,
and then becoming oh, I walkaround, I have ideas.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Well, now you're one of us.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'll slap the shit out of you.
I'll slap you right now.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
And then the mom came up and I was like, oh my God,
he's precious.
What's his name?
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It was rough which makes all of this even more
disgusting, right that thisguy's following them into the
bathroom.
So annoying, slash, molestingand attempted invasion of
privacy.
The investigation is ongoingand the sheriff's department
believes there's probably manymore victims.
A lot of the photos being usedhere.
This pedophile caught a fish.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
In one of the photos.
According to sources, themusician is being held on a $1
million bail bond.
He's due in court April 22ndWow tomorrow, wow Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Yep.
Shortly after the news of hisarrest, the bandmates were like
ah, you can't be our drummeranymore.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I thought that was a prerequisite to be a drummer, I
know right.
Yeah, I thought that's how hegot in.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, drummers are always the ones who are kind of
the weird ones.
They don't have to talk at all.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, now this band has to put out a statement of
being like OK, just because wecall ourselves the new
pornographers, we just wanted tosay that we were separating
ourselves from the drummer yeah,they did.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
They went on Instagram and posted about it,
yep, yep, and this is a goodreason to kick somebody out of a
group.
It's a pretty solid reason forlike frivolous bullshit reasons
because you fucking you knowmarried psychopaths, yeah, so
everyone in the band isabsolutely shocked.
This is according to the band.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, absolutely shocked, horrified.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, they say absolutely shocked, horrified
and devastated.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Devastated.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That he would annoy a child.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I am beside myself at that.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
He would annoy a child, they say, we immediately
sever ties with him.
Our hearts go out to everyonewho has been impacted by his
actions, so to the fans.
This is one of those questions.
If he was the singer, you gotto throw the baby out with the
bathwater.
You can't listen to him.
It was like the band the LostProphets, yeah, where that lead
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singer impregnated a fan to fuckthe baby.
Yeah, what, that's so what.
He's currently in prison.
What the hell was that name?
Oh my God, what was his name?
Yes, the Lost Prophets.
It was like a famous band thatI didn't know them or like them
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Ian Watkins.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yes, ian Watkins.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Sentenced to 35 years .
Speaker 1 (34:30):
But he was the lead singer, so you kind of can't
avoid it when you listen.
Yeah, but the new pornographers.
It's the drummer.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
So do you, can you still?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
that's the comment question Every time my heart
feels the beat.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I can't it just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, and then Kanye's like I found a new band.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Meanwhile.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Meanwhile In a land far, far away.
Comment Do you think you canlisten to the new pornographers?
Let us know what you think.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Can you separate the drummer from the baby?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okaybudpod at gmailcom.
What the fuck?
Artist separation, because Imean I still listen and I don't
get into this argument anymorebecause I've lost.
I've had great conversationswith black women and then I talk
about Michael Jackson and itall falls apart.
Oh wow, I don't talk about itanymore.
I don't talk, but I can stilllisten to MJ.
Yeah, I do still listen to MJas a matter of fact, kyle is a
(35:23):
yay fan, yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Kyle's a yay fan.
Well, I'm a formerly knownKanye West fan.
Right, kyle's jump out wasamazing.
It's just so sad.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Has it gone too far?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
now, it's gone, oh it's been going too far, I would
argue, since the life of Pablo.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Pablo is great.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Oh my, but that's when it really started fucking
diving off of a cliff.
Yeah after that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No good, kyle has a very high bar.
I do A very high tolerance forwhat he accepts and is.
He said his cousin's cack whenhe was six, but the beat the
beat.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
To make things worse, cedar is Canadian, and so is
the band.
He's been with the band since2014.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
The vocalist is Nico Case.
Who's that?
Oh, nico Case is super famousthe vocalist is Nico Case.
Who's that?
Oh, Nico Case is super famous.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I have no idea who Nico Case is.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh, people are yelling at me.
I can already tell yeah, NicoCase has been around for a
fucking minute.
Oh.
She doesn't look familiar.
She is, I guess she's indie.
What did you say?
Indie music?
I guess so but yeah, she hasbeen around for a long time.
I didn't realize that was herband.
So, yeah, that sucks for her.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, I mean seriously.
It just went right over hereyes the fact that she was
working with this total creep.
Well, I just don't think anyonetalks to the drummer.
They just sit there.
You just look at him.
You're like, hey, what's up,man, yeah, and then you just
move on the drummer's like inbetween, thinking about fucking
children.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He's just like.
You know.
I'm the backbone of this band.
Yeah, you don't even like noone really respects me, but I'm
the backbone of music.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Right right.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
And he's like, yeah, no one, does anyone go see a
drummer play alone?
No, unless they're also singingon helm, who was one of my
favorites.
Anyway, the group has droppedtheir latest single, Ballad of
the Last Payphone, oh God, whichI actually like.
That name, that's kind of nice.
(37:23):
We've already lost any kind ofability to monetize this.
Should we listen to Ballad ofthe Last Payphone?
Come on, kyle, we're puttingyou to work today.
Kyle, come on, kyle, come onKyle.
I've been watching too muchSouth Park and every time they
say Kyle, oh my.
God, and I'm like Carmen.
Yeah, hey, kyle, kyle, kyle.
(37:44):
Oh, is it?
This is the ballad of the lastpayphone.
So is the drummer the pedophileon this track?
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Seems like music to entice a child to yeah, oh, he's
beating that drum too fuckinghard, you piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, oh, you would, you would just his face is of
Justin Bieber with my very eyes.
I don't seem to see a few notoo, twee too white can't do it.
I hate that stuff I hate it.
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Also he's a little overstated.
It's like he forced everyone tomake sure that the drums were
over everything.
Right, she has a beautiful,subtle voice.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
She does, she really does, and he's like I'm a
pedophile.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
That's what I heard.
That's all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I hear now.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
That's what I heard.
That's all I hear now.
Yeah, that's all I hear now.
Yeah, anyway, so that's that.
So I guess tomorrow orWednesday we'll have an update
on how that thing goes, orwhatever.
Whatever, whatever, all right,well, let's move on.
We talked about some medicalnews.
Let's continue on with somemedical news.
This story is really disturbing, so just be careful if you feel
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like you got a little stomachache.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh no, I constantly have stomach aches.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well, it might be a parasite.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Or all the chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I eat God, I ate so much fucking yesterday.
So the world's largest humanparasite has been removed from a
man.
He was 35 years old and it wasa simple cooking mistake.
The man called for help afterhe spotted a worm, blood red and
thrashing, in his urine bag.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Is that a parasite in your urine bag or are you just
happy to see me?
Wow?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
He couldn't pee.
He was all horrified right andthen they found a massive red
worm wriggling out of hisbladder and that's just his
penis.
Yeah, well, that's just my wormcock, oh my god.
Ew, it's so long.
It's 30 centimeters long.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So the medic snapped pictures of it because it's so
huge, oh my god, did it end upcoming out of his peepee?
It emerged through a catheter.
My God, Did it end up comingout of his pee-pee.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
It emerged through a catheter still alive.
So yes, In his pee-pee.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes, it's better known as a giant kidney worm.
Ew.
Doctors say the dude was eatingsome raw fish that he had
fished out of a nearby lake.
They said it was likely aninfected fish and then the
worm's larvae can live insideundercooked freshwater fish as
well.
So he was admitted to thehospital.
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He was suffering fevers.
He was unable to urinate, hewas pale, had a racing heart.
At first they were suspectingbladder infections so they gave
him some antibiotics.
The second day the man calledfor help after spotting a worm
thrashing in his urine bag.
Tests confirmed that it was athree to four millimeter wide
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worm.
If it had been female it couldhave grown over a meter long.
What it's a big bitch, yep.
Doctors continued to check theman's urine for the next three
days but found no worms or anytraces of eggs.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh, this is why I don't mess with seafood man.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
No, this is why you wash your hands, cook your fish.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
No, yeah, you gotta cook.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You gotta cook, you gotta wash your hands.
Look, it says there's all thecommon mistakes Not washing your
hands, right?
All the common mistakes Notwashing your hands Right,
scratching your anal area andthen touching surfaces or food
without washing hands.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
That's the thing.
It's like there's one thing tohave a worm, but then also in
your mind you're like whofucking wiped their asshole and
gave me a ham sandwich?
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Like oh it's so gross .
Speaker 4 (41:29):
All you have to do is wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
So before this he says that he had urinated worms
in the past.
Pissed out worms.
He has done that Before this.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
He's like I piss out worms all the time.
It's a him problem.
It's a him problem.
He needs to wash his fuckinghands.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, I think so.
Before treatment could becompleted, the man discharged
himself against medical advice.
He was like fuck it, I'm out ofhere.
Discharged himself againstmedical advice.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
He was like fuck it, I'm out of here.
Yeah, they were like no, no,wait, the worm's not done
getting out of your.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's my friend Putting him in my tequila bottle
now, so it blocks urine flow asit grows.
This can result in symptomslike blood in the urine,
difficulty pissing, in severecases, kidney damage.
The CDC says wash your fish andfrogs.
Apparently, I don't eatamphibians, wash your frogs.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah, I don't eat amphibians.
Well, technically, frogs tastelike little chicken.
I know they eat chicken.
Yeah, I know, because it's likebigger.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
And it's gross to me, they live in swamp water.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
It's so true, they really do.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
They're pretty swampy that was the thing that gets me
that I do agree with with notfish eaters.
The ocean's a toilet right.
Yeah.
And so anything you get out ofthere is shit eating All day
long.
All they do is eat shit.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Well, isn't that also where we get a lot of our water
from?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I mean, I only scoop my water out of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Oh Well, that's different then.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, well, that's different then, yeah, okay, yeah
to Jerry's point.
They said don't scratch yourasshole.
That's how you get worms.
So anyone Yep undercooked meatAnyway.
So just be careful out there.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Luckily one of the good things about living in a
post-COVID world.
I feel like everyone is alittle more accustomed to.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think it's over.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
You think people completely stopped washing their
hands?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, I went to the horse races yesterday with Kyle,
his beautiful baby mama and herfriend and, of course, baby and
I was in the restroom and notone person washed their hands.
I do a dab, I do my little dab,you do a dab, I dab.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
A little performative dab.
No, it's not performative.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's not performative .
I turn the fucking water on,get my hands wet, shake them off
.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Well, you know you be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
No one's washing their hands anymore.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Well, you never know when one of those little worms
are going to be lodged up yourpee bag.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
They're not coming in me.
They don't like me.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Whoa, you don't know that they could be laying eggs
in there, coming all over theplace, all over the bladder.
Wash the hands.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
All right.
Well, let's just do one morestory that has nothing to do
with medicine, and we're justgoing to do a little true crime
story.
Okay, okay, jerry's got to go.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Jerry's got to go.
People Beaten in the street.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Beaten in the street.
Beaten in the street A thug mombatters a woman with a hammer
in a love triangle.
Ooh, okay.
So mom was all mad.
Her name was Colleen Campbell.
She teamed up with three of herfriends.
They were other girlfriends.
This was in Greater Manchester.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Oh, she looks Greater Manchestian.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yes, manchester has some of the hottest babes in the
world.
Emphasis on the chest.
I know this is the killer.
She's like super hot and Iwould probably find myself.
Well.
I'm done with hoes.
Yeah, you know what I say I'mdone, I'm done.
What do I say?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
You're done hoeing.
You can't be Captain Save-A-Ho.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yes, and then?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
also my ho days are done, both being with and being
one.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
That's what I said.
So just days later she helpedplot the brutal murder of her
ex-gangster husband, thomasCampbell.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Damn she's gangster for that.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
She's gangster.
Big old fake boobs.
Campbell, 38, was jailed for 13years for convicted
manslaughter oh no.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
So, but you're supposed to get your boob
implants changed every 10.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Are you, yes, every 10?
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Yeah, oh my God.
Well, what is she going to do,she?
What's she gonna do?
She could get sick.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, the mom was hauled before the courts for her
role in the hammer attack,alongside Hannah Derbyshire,
chloe Bamford and Simon Bowden.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Derbyshire.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, I'll give you a Derbyshire.
So shocking CCTV camera showsDerbyshire raining down, blows
and kicks on the victim and then, bowden, armed with a
two-foot-long drill bit, pulledout a balaclava over his face
and then joined the attack.
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Wow, that's crazy.
And then Killer Campbell can beseen striking the victim
multiple times with a hammer.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Wow, that ain't right .
Pure daylight, pure daylight.
What Manchester the?
So they didn't get rid of it?
Pure daylight.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Pure daylight what Manchester.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
The hell are they doing over there?
The?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
three female attackers surrounded her and
continued for about 90 seconds,then scrambled back into the car
and fled the scene.
This was later found in herhome when the police searched it
the victim's handbag.
Oh, so they took the handbagwith her.
All four have pleaded guilty.
Wow.
Campbell and Bowdoin weresentenced to 18 months, while
Derbyshire and Bamford bothhanded suspended prison
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sentences.
Wait what?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
For murder.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I guess.
No, this is for the attack.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, just one week after the attack, thomas
Campbell was ambushed by threemen at the front door of his
home.
So he was then.
This is kind of interesting.
He was then dragged outside andtortured to death in a two-hour
quote.
Extraordinary act of barbarism,jesus Extraordinary act.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
He opens the door.
He still has a hammer in hishead and he's fucking attacking
him.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, no, this guy is the guy.
Thomas Campbell's also a pieceof shit.
Oh, okay, he's the one who did13 13 years in prison for
manslaughter.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Jesus it was just all around horrible.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, I just I don't even know who to hate in this
one Kind of everyone.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
This is just like everyone involved is garbage.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yes, so during the beatdown, campbell devolved key
information about Thomas so thatwas able to lead to the attack.
The tracking device was placedon his car, which was used to
conduct a reconnaissance missionto his home, to the dad's home
Wow, anyway, tortured to death.
The reason I wanted to coverthis was three men burst out of
a van right and then they droveto this unaccompanied house.
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They were seen shoving Thomasinto the home as he desperately
screamed.
Then blood splattered on thewalls and his new built home,
because he had a newly builthome, and it was brutalized
while he was tortured for twohours.
And do you know what they did?
What.
Thomas was stabbed, punched andstomped on before they threw
boiling water on his buttocks.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Man, they were really upset at this guy.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, on his butt.
They were disinfecting his butt.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
What yeah, they put boiling water on his buttocks To
make sure that he didn't haveany worms when he went.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, isn't that just kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
That's pretty stupid, Well out of everything.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I'd be like that's the least of my.
Like the boiling water on myass.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I'd be like I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Tickles.
Yeah, it's like the butt isstrong.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
The butt is very strong.
A lot of meat there.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Who ran off to grab a pot of boiling water?
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
had to boil it yeah who actually filled the pan with
water and then was like allright, we got about seven
minutes, so you can I don't knowpull out his hair.
Until then, just get creative,we've got to wait for this water
to get hot.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Excuse me, gents.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
It might be a Home Alone situation where it's like
we're the wet bandits.
And he's like Stu, can you stopwith the boiling water?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
He's like we're the boiling water boys, we got to
leave our mark.
Man.
He's like we're not going tomake boiling water our mark.
Everyone's different, man.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Everyone's different.
We put boiling water on theirbutts.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
How are they going to know if he doesn't have a
scolded ass?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Nice.
So after the boiling water waspoured on his butt, then he was
dragged around the house as theattackers took all the drugs and
money from him.
That's fucking ridiculous.
And then he was left there todie in the hallway before he was
discovered the following day bya neighbor.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
With a burned butt.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
And then the dad.
He died too, so they broughthim to the dad's house.
Everyone's dead.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
Oh no, oh Lord, that's sad, you know.
This is just a big f fiasco.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, but there she is, she's still super hot.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Enjoy your boobs in prison.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Dangerous woman, alright?
Well, be very careful.
If you have any insensitivity,check for worms and make sure
your ass is not burning.
Any comments?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yes, People saying strange things are afoot in
Manchester.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
They are.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Laurie, all she can picture is a huge melee.
Everybody whacking everybody.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
I mean seriously.
That's all I can think of too.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Chris is wondering.
Butt of the week material forthis lady.
Butt of the week Burned butt ofthe week.
Burned butt.
Anything on Kanye?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
I'm just fascinated by this Kanye thing.
I know that was a little whileago.
Let's see Maybe we can revisitit tomorrow.
No we can't do Kanye in twodays in a row.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
No, we can't Kanye in two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, there's really not much to talk about.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
It is what it is.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
It is what, it is Nothing.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Not really.
No, I don't think anybody'sreally surprised about Kanye, I
think everyone's definitelyseems yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I'm evolving as an artist.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Right.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
And a pedophile.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Admitted incestuous pedophile.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh Lord, All right, everyone.
Well, with those words we willwrap up this episode.
Thank you so much for joining.
Can't wait to have anothergreat week.
Hail yourselves.
We'll talk to you soon.
Bye.
peppy Yep, sounds like you went to the
gynecologist, got yourself aCPAP.
Hey, a little CPAP smear.
Hey, what's up everyone?
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Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
OK Bud.
I'm Ben Kissel at Ben Kissel,One, joined by Jerry Aquino.
Hi At Miss Underscore, JerryJ-E-R-I-I and Kyle Plouffe.
Hello At Kyle Plouffe.
Hope everyone's having afantastic start to their week.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
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God knows we all are.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
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Send us pictures of youranimals, don't send us pictures
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I don't need that no need,we're going to talk.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
We don't need that.
We're going to talk brieflyhere or in a moment.
Briefly, because we don't liketo spend too much time on the
man formerly known as Kanye West.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, so true.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
But he has done it.
He has cracked the code to geton the show.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh snap, were we holding out for as long as we
could.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I desperately try not to speak about celebrity and
all the trash that goes withsaid celebrity because it's all
bullshit.
But Kanye does have a recentsong out and it has a revelation
.
And I think we just need todiscuss it and unpack it and
figure out what's going on inthe mind of America's favorite
black white supremacist.
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But before we get to that, acouple of updates.
Last week we talked about theman who stole a pet pig,
murdered it in order to win thebiggest pig competition.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Cheating, murder, bestiality.
He didn't have sex with it.
How do you know?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We don't know.
We don't know.
He always wanted a prized pig.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If I ever get married , I'm going to say Wanda, you're
my prized pig.
Yeah, turn the vows.
Nice, well, he was sentenced toone day.
One day in prison, or one dayin jail.
One day in jail.
So okay, I mean, I guess, it'sokay.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I mean, I guess yeah, but now he's just going to be
out on the town finding the nextpig to kill.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I think it's a one-off.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That lady must be pissed.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
The pig's mom?
I guess the pig's mom isprobably pissed.
Maybe a week would have done it.
Maybe a week, but one day againwe eat so many pigs.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I feel like he yeah, this one slipped through the
cracks as a pet.
Technically, we already do kindof kill them, so it's not that
big of a deal Right.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Maybe he had a rough night in jail.
What if he had like the nightin jail where it was?
Like holy hell, what happenedyeah?
I feel like Kanye's cousin Oneday.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
it's just like a sleepover yeah one night
Sleepover in prison.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
That's an experience.
Yeah, it's not really an ordeal.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, because the sandwiches are like oh my God,
it's a cheese sandwich, it'sreally like jail, oh my God, oh,
my God.
Yeah, well, it is what it is.
Yeah, also, small update onhumanoid robots.
It's just really fun.
Now we're training them to runmarathons, and this article is
funny because they're like don'tworry humans.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
What?
Why would we train them to havepersonal human goals?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Because we're on a path of human destruction that's
going to be caused by us,because now we have a God
complex.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, no seriously.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's really great.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Why would you?
What in the hell does thisserve?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Soon, robots are going to be running marathons
and we're just going to be likethe movie WALL-E morbidly obese,
hanging out on our motorscooters, being like you run the
marathon, you run the marathon,and then they take over, and
then you know it doesn't makeany sense at all.
It doesn't.
So don't worry though, becausecurrently the robots aren't
doing well with the marathon,but you know, as we saw with AI,
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it's just a matter of time.
Yeah yeah, Robot meth isactually really on the rise.
It's too bad.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
That's why they want to show other robots that you
can rise up above.
You can run marathons.
You can do anything that we putyour mind to.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Absolutely, and it wasn't like the first time that
a woman ran in the BostonMarathon where a bunch of
Bostonians decided to like stoneher, as if she was on the way
to get crucified like Jesus.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
What the fuck?
What is this Scarlet Letterover here?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, she ran a marathon.
Everyone's like no, marathonsare for men and it's like
marathons are gay.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Then there was one lady that jumped on the train,
went like 10 stops, totallycheated, shit her pants and was
like crowned, the winner of thewomen's that year.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wait, she shat her pants.
Why was shitting her pants apart of that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
A lot of people shit their pants during running the
marathon.
But she did it to make it looklike she did run it.
No, she like really did it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What so?
She didn't even run it and yes.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well, she passed one of the qualifications.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Wow, yeah, did I fake running this marathon?
Look at this turd in my hand.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
You smell that it's mud butt.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That's my shoes, that's my ass.
Nope, well, it checks out.
Her shoes have become toilets.
Oh my God, she must have ranthe marathon.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Why do people shit their pants?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
There's no place else to go.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I would never in my life so stupid.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
That's not a thing.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It is a thing.
I have seen people winningmarathons with shit running down
their legs and it's likecompetitive marathoners.
I get that If you are not.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Maybe clear out your system before you go on this
fucking run.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I don't know.
You have to eat something,otherwise you're gonna die.
You can't do it dehydrated,yeah, or without food in your
tummy.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well, I'm not okay, but you have to eat like, maybe
like two hours beforehand, oreven like three yeah, I mean, I
wouldn't chug a gallon of milkright, because I would like,
when I go running I'll have likean egg or two the smell, the
smell that follows after you goby.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Is there a newspaper plant in town?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Yeah, I don't run for so long that I have to shit my
pants and then I think but Ihave to keep going.
I've never, ever thought that.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, as soon as you feel the gurgle in your burbler,
that's when the race is done.
That's when I'm like oh, here'smy number, I'm going to go be a
spectator.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Where's?
All the drinking.
Google AI is saying a studythat found that 12% of
long-distance runners havereported pooping.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a lot, that's a lot.
So one in ten persons thatpasses you as you're watching
them is full of shit.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
This is why I'm never going to watch those fucking
shitbag rivers.
Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
The reasons reduced blood flow, stress and anxiety,
physical jostling and difficultycontrolling sphincters.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh, it would be tough to control a sphincter while
running.
However, if you're acompetitive walker, good
sphincter control.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, Very good sphincter control and I have a
sphinx and he is veryuncontrollable.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Your cat and I have a sphinx and he is very
uncontrollable, your cat yeah.
Okay, very nice, yeah, yeah.
Well, speaking ofuncontrollable, let's get into
the most recent, perhaps mentalbreakdown from again everyone's
favorite college dropout, Yay.
Mm.
Ah yeah, I don't know what tomake of this.
So Kanye has a new song andhe's talking about sucking his
(07:24):
cousin's cock.
Okay, this is the.
Should we read the tweet firstor play the song?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Let's read the tweet.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's read the tweet.
Okay, so the tweet is this songis called Cousins, about my
cousin that's locked in jail forlife for killing a pregnant
lady.
A few years after I told him wewouldn't look at dirty
magazines together anymore, ohmy God, Wow, way to make it
about you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, I know, Is that the reason why he killed a
pregnant lady?
He's like we can't suck eachother's dicks anymore.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
In this case, he says we're not going to look at
dirty magazines anymore.
He says, perhaps in myself-centered mess, I felt it
was my fault that I showed himthose dirty magazines when he
was six.
And then we acted out what wesaw my dad had Playboy magazines
, but the magazines I found inthe top of my mom's closet were
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different.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Wow, he's really going in.
He's like story time.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
My name is Ye and I sucked my cousin's dick until I
was 14.
Tweet sent.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Wait so.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Inspiration strike.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
He signs it.
My name is Ye, and I herebytherefore henceforth mention
that I.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Here to with.
It's like when Donald Trumpdoes one of his declarations.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Right Like why did?
He.
Well, then, that makes him feellike a little bit fake.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, you know, let's just listen to some of the song
and we'll figure out if it'sreal or if this is just another
brilliant way to get his name inthe news, as, of course, Kanye
West continues to inspiremillions and millions of people
Constantly finds the differentcreative edges.
He really does.
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Oh my God, wow, wow.
So it goes on.
Do you think that that's?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Pretty much the gist.
Wow Gave my cousin head.
Yeah, gave my cousin head.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Not exactly like a subtle poetic kind of take on
what happened.
No, just him saying I gave mycousin head a lot, but okay, but
this is.
Would this not clearly seemlike a mental episode?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, so we were talking about this before the
show, but we shelved it for theprogram.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Right yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It was a fully produced written song.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Episodes can go on for a long period of time, yeah,
or they can be like months.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
So you're talking about a season.
So he had a season, not anepisode.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, it's still considered an episode, but yeah
sure.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
He had his season, but this seems like new because
before he was like my wife's allnaked Look at her pussy and now
he's talking about sucking hiscousin's cock.
It seems like a whole new thing.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I know that's precisely what makes him
schizophrenic.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Okay, oh, you think this is a schizophrenic thing.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, I think he's having like a or bipolar.
Or bipolar.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But okay.
So, all of that aside, does itnot make it real, is it not true
, that he sucked his cousin'scock until he was 14?
Because why, would somebody say, that.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
If it wasn't true, well, it's like you said, he
loves being just ringmaster ofthe media circus.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, but there's so many ways to do it and he's
knocked down.
But he's running out of reasons.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
He's knocked down a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He did, but I would go to competitive eating first.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
You know, as I've been mentioning, he couldn't do
that because his jaw was wiredshut one time.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Because he was competitively eating his
cousin's ass.
It'd be dangerous.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, why was his jaw wired shut?
For a car accident.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
They blamed it on the car accident because he was
getting a little mouthy.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Hey, Howie, I would love to suck your cock, but you
know I got my mouth wired shut.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I can't do it right now, and then he's meanwhile.
He's like man, my poor cousin.
He killed a woman just becauseI said that we couldn't look at
dirty magazines together anymore.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Not just a woman.
He got a doubler.
He killed a woman who waspregnant.
I don't think that there's acorrelation between looking at
nudie magazines and thenstabbing pregnant women.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
But maybe in the mind of Ye that was really the main
problem.
It seems as if he is sort ofnot taking full responsibility
for sucking his cousin's cockuntil he was 14.
Also, it appears his cousin wasyounger, yeah his cousin.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
He started at six years old with his cousin.
He said and so Kanye was older,he was older, yeah, so it's
incestuous, it's childmolestation.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Somewhere.
Lena Dunham is wiping her bigbrow Just being like thank God,
I'm not the worst sister onearth.
Finding pebbles in her sister'spussy.
Oh my God.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That's what she said.
She wrote that in her own book.
When I write my book, I'mleaving some things out.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Ye is also changing the name of his new album.
It was previously Dub Dub 3,world War 3.
He's going to change it to Cuckoh boy.
Wait, he's changing the titleto Cuck.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I feel like you're just saying sarcastic sentences.
This is reported by TM to the Z.
Wow, that's insane.
Yes, no, is anyone around tostop?
Yay, anymore, it's likeeveryone kind of just gave up.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Also, he's currently really fighting for custody of
his kids, and I think some arearound the age six.
Maybe this isn't going to help?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, no, it's definitely not going to help.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I don't know Anyway, so we'll just go right to
comments.
Any comments in the chat?
I mean, I don't even know whereto go.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Everyone's asking if this is real or if it's an AI
song.
No, it's real I totally get,but it's real.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I mean it may have been written, I don't know.
It sounds like very.
What is that?
Autotuned, right?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah, it definitely sounds like him.
I could see how it could be AI,just because it is very
autotuned, and then also becauseof the tweet.
The tweet yes, what if it'ssomeone else writing shit?
Hacked into it writing shit forhim?
Yeah, no we know that doesn'tcheck out.
It totally checks out that itwas Kanye.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Well, I think Kanye is probably the only unhackable
person on the internet, becausethe hacker would make him seem
better, yeah, so true, becausehe's just so nuts.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
He's so good at making himself look worse and
worse and worse.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But we're talking about him, but again it's like I
don't know if maybe we'refalling right into the trap,
Maybe we've been trapped now andnow we're discussing him.
I don't think we're helping.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
We've constantly been trapped.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's just an odd recording session to me, because
they have to keep going overtheir lines Like I gave my
cousin head.
All right, that wasn't right, Igave my cousin head.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Can we go towards the end of the song, because I only
was able to hear the first halfand then I got way too aroused.
Yeah, that's what happened.
I had to stop it because Ididn't want to blow my load this
early in the week.
Wow, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Your weekly load.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's been multiple weeks.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Like a bud.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, I know, should we make Yegabout of the week?
No, no, I know.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
All right well there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
What the hell.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
That got really dark.
It didn't start off dark, itgot even darker.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, it started off with I'm sucking my cousin's
cock and now it's like maybe Ishould die.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Which I guess is the natural sort of turn.
That's kind of the naturalprogression of that, I guess.
Yeah, I suppose so, yeah, allright.
Well, there you go, everyoneyou know.
Just have a great week andthat's the show.
That everyone you know justhave a great week and that's the
show.
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It's not really going to go anywhere else from there.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, there's nothing else to say.
You know, george Bush hatesblack people and Kanye obviously
loves them enough to suck theirdicks when they're six.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, when they're related.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, wow, there is a new color.
What?
Yeah, this is exciting newswhat do you?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
what?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
no, no, no no, no, yes, there is an impossible new
color.
It's very rare.
This is a true story yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
If it's the color that we're looking at right
fucking now, I'm gonna be soannoyed only five people can see
this new color oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Wow, are you one of them More?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
people turning stupid things into.
How do I make this fully aboutme?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Are you a dummy?
Can you see it?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
This is two.
You know what this is Beforethis even starts.
This is definitely two peoplefighting over what color they
thought this fucking sweater was, or something.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh my God, I hate that shit.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
And then they're like oh well, you know, it's only
because I can see it, but youcan't, because everyone knows
that men are kind of colorblind.
But then we have access to thisone portal in our iris where we
can see the color that youcan't dumb bitch.
That's totally what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't even have to read, the article Turns into a
male manifesto.
Yeah, researchers, and you cantake them seriously.
They're researchers.
Oh, okay, they have discovereda new color outside the range of
the human color vision.
Ooh, so did they, or did theynot?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You have to have laser retinas to see it.
Laser you have to have laser inyour retinas to see it.
Laser you have to have laser inyour retinas to see it.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
You mean, you have to have your eyes like laser?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I don't freaking know .
Speaker 4 (17:12):
So anyone that's had laser, what is it called LASIK
surgery?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
LASIK, I guess.
So they can see it this coloronly happens when you peel off
certain layers off of youreyeball Right off the top Right.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I did some research because I was like maybe I
should get LASIK.
Color only happens when youpeel off certain layers off of
your eyeball right off the top.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Right.
I did some research because Iwas like maybe I should get
LASIK, but then I don't take mycontacts out anyway, so I kind
of got it.
Yeah yeah, it's horrible.
You have to go in like everyfive years and get it redone.
And then I just watched FinalDestination way too many times.
I'm just not trusting they'relike laser in your eyes like
laser in your eyes.
It's fun.
It's called LASIK.
I'm like what if I don't?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yeah, yeah, I would.
I'm totally fine with it.
Plus, I like kind of going backand forth between glasses and
contacts.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And then sometimes, when you lose your contacts,
you're all blind and you're likeooh art the world, yeah, yeah
kind of cool.
So there are only so manycolors that the typical human
eye 10 million.
Apparently there's just below10 million colors.
Oh boy, Jokes on them?
I don't see color.
Wow, wow, cayetola, he wentwoke.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Taking up space.
I do not see color.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Wow, take up space Wokatola.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Justice Militant on the other side.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
But now, for the first time, scientists say
they've broken out of thatfamiliar spectrum that none of
us knew about.
I know they introduced a newworld of color.
This was a paper that waspublished in the Science
Advances Journal A precise lasersetup to stimulate the retinas
(18:43):
of five participants, makingthem the first humans to see a
color beyond our visual range.
Oh my God.
And it's an impossiblysaturated bluish green.
Yeah, so isn't it just fuckingbluish green?
Yeah, it's like a bluish green.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm wondering what this is going to.
They're trying to sell aproduct, I believe, because
that's the rule of marketing isto make you feel like you're
missing out on something, so youneed that thing.
And now everyone's like wait, Ican't see a thing.
Oh, it's kryptonite.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I want to see that thing.
I want to see the thing.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's kryptonite colored, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It's kryptonite colored.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, it's fully kryptonite.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Well, kryptonite's like green.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, like a bluish, green.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
It is like a bluish green.
I want to see that new Supermanbecause I want to see that dog.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Oh yeah, dog flies, krypton, it's got a cape on it
and everything Crip Dog.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Crip Dog.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Oh, crip, dog Cute Snoop.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Dogg is Superman with Crip Dogg.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Move over Snoop Dogg.
You have to make a Superman.
Yeah, That'd be cool.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That'd be amazing, that'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
He also has to make a country album.
I saw him perform Roll Me Upand Smoke Me when I Die with
Willie Nelson.
Oh, that's awesome.
It was amazing Willie is aliveto know that Kanye sucked his
cousin's cock.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Oh, protect Willie Nelson from this information at
all costs.
It's going to kill him, it'sgoing to kill him.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Our dog's name is Crypto, crypto, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I wonder how much his shits weigh.
Could you pick him up?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Do you think you could pick up one of his poops?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Like it's Thor's hammer.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
You can't see this color, can you take your dog's
shit off my lawn.
I'm trying, I can't.
I literally can't.
Super dog.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
The dog is super dog.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
I'm not the chosen one Do you want to try?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Well, that sucks worse than the shit on my lawn.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Right Loser.
You probably couldn't stomp itthough either.
It's just hard.
I mean, I guess who cares?
Our retinas contain three typesof cone cells.
You know this, jerry.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Cones and rods.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Wait what.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
They're cone cells right.
Uh-huh and they'rephotoreceptors that detect the
wavelengths of life.
What kind?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
The wavelengths of life, of light, of light Of
light.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Got it, sorry?
So we got S cones.
The S cones, they pick uprelatively short wavelengths,
right?
Uh-huh, we see those as blue.
Oh, okay, that's your short-asswavelength, right.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, yeah, and the M cones.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'm not a teacher.
Then the M cones they react tomedium wavelengths.
Those are green, so those aregreen, so the medium ones are
green, right, Right.
And then the L cones they'retriggered by long wavelength
that shit's red.
So the short is blue, themedium is green and the long is
red.
These red, green and bluesignals travel to the brain,
where they're combined into afull color vision that we
experience.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, except for the bluish green.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Except for this one right, we've never been able to
see it.
These three types, they overlap.
The light that activates theM-cones will also activate
either S and L-cones, right?
So this is according to Ren hislast name is NG.
Oh, ng, ng, is that Ng?
Thank you, because I reallydidn't want to mess that up.
He says there's no light in theworld that can activate only
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the M-cone cells, because ifthey are being activated, for
sure one or both other types getactivated as well.
Right, so isn't thatinteresting.
But then his research team.
They wanted to try to find ifthey could just do that.
So they wanted to develop a newtechnical color You'll like
this, jerry and they wanted tocall it Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
What.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Why the?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
name comes from Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
No, yeah, I could have guessed that, and you know
what?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I said that you'd like it because of the movie
Wicked.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Yeah, I did like the movie Wicked.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Well, if you like the movie Wicked, then you're
familiar with the Emerald City.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Where things look the most dazzling, and that color
green is what Ng wanted toexplore.
So that's why they created thisbunch of bullshit.
They did a bunch of bullshit,yada, yada, yada, and then they
created he's sitting thereeating mushrooms, watching
Wicked, and he's like man, youknow.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Has anyone really ever explored the color emerald?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Right.
Because they did that's it.
He did it yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
That was it.
That's as far as his brain went.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
He was one of the participants, so he went into a
dark.
Of course he was.
Yeah, he went into a darkenedlab and sat at a table.
They say quote there werelasers, mirrors, deformable
mirrors, modulators and lightdetectors.
Ooh.
And then he saw this stupidfucking color that's not.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
He just goes into a room by himself and he's like
guess what?
You'll never believe it.
I can see shit.
You guys can't.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
The trick is you guys sit in this room in the dark
for like five minutes and thenyou turn on the lights really,
really quick.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
And whatever color comes up in your brain when you
like, blink a whole bunch andthen you see those colors in
front of your face.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Well, they showed him something like a real tiny
thumbnail.
And they say, in that square heglimpsed the Emerald City, a
color the researchers have namedOlo Olo.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, is it Oz or is it Olo?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I don't fucking know.
It's based off Oz, but theycall it Olo.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, it's a derivative of Oz.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Olo only lived once.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I'm sorry so stupid.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
And what exactly did Olo look like?
Ng says it was blue-green withunprecedented saturation.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Oh, unprecedented, Unprecedented saturation.
You know what?
No one will ever have the bestlike better vision than
Pocahontas?
That's it, this bitch paintedwith all the colors of the wind.
Did he ever do that?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, I don't think so.
Don't do shit.
He just sat there, looked at asquare and it was like
unprecedented.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, unprecedented saturation.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, this does not.
We all have cancer and stuff,right?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Yeah, you know, but they're just solving this.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah right, he says this is according to Manuel
Spitzchan.
His name is Spitzchan.
It's a fascinating study, trulygroundbreaking advance in the
ability to understand thephotoreceptor mechanisms
underlying color vision.
The technical demands necessaryto achieve this, they're
enormous, isn't that?
(24:41):
Are they Are?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
they enormous.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It must suck to be these guys.
They work so hard and then it'slike yada, yada, yada.
Did you know?
The Earth is flat Like whenthey go to Thanksgiving.
It's like okay, doctor, tell usmore about that new color.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You're outside the door with liver failure.
You're like he comes out.
He's like we've done it.
You're like what you got, thecure and he's like no, I saw a
crazy shade of blue New color.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Remember, like Wizard of Oz, I saw a new color.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
He's a shade of blue, you should have been there.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And his little nephew's like why am I alive?
What am I doing here?
They say it's a technicalbreakthrough.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
According to Martin.
Technically it's a breakthrough.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah, According to Martin Camermans, I'm just
Camermans.
It's a technical breakthroughand I would have loved to have
been in that lab.
These guys suck.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, they suck.
What a bunch of boring assholes.
Yeah, I was going to say thisstory sucks.
This story sucks.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
They're looking for a contractor like Sherman
Williams or some paint company.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
I can't believe they tricked us into reading this
article completely.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I read it actually like four or five times
Different articles.
Yeah, and at no point was itinteresting.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, no, it didn't seem.
I went student high school onyou guys.
I'm just going to tune now fora second.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Right, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It's like yada, yada, yada new color of green out of
New Color of Green.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, let's move on then.
Cool, do you know the band theNew Pornographers?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
No, are they.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I do now.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
They're a band.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, or are they just new pornographers?
Can you Google NewPornographers music?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you want that on your Google search?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh yeah, I mean, it's not the band, it's just the
drummer.
It's just the drummer.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, band.
Just put band before and afterthe words Band, band, band.
It's the musical band who'stitled.
The name after them is NewPornographers.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
What's their famous song?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't know if they have a famous song.
I think they're famous fromwhat you were about to tell
everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Well, their drummer.
His name is Joe Siders.
He was arrested for childpornography.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
What, oh my God, isn Plain Siders?
He was arrested for childpornography.
What, oh my God, isn't that alittle too on the nose?
Yeah, isn't that stupid?
Is that him hiding in plainsight or something he's like?
No, they're never going toguess, man, because we're going
to call ourselves the newpornographers.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I feel like this band has been around for a long time
.
There's probably some musicpeople thinking oh my God, we're
so out, know who the newpornographers are challengers is
their top song okay, let's seewhat.
Oh, it sounds like a pedophilesong definitely a pedophile song
.
It's all quiet and shit.
Yeah, yeah, come sit next to me.
Where's all the moaning?
(27:06):
Okay, okay, we get it.
You know how to play guitar.
Yeah, are there any words?
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Well, let's see, oh boy, oh, it's a woman.
There's a woman in this.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Oh, it's Jelaine Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I kind of like it actually.
All right, let's move on.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I kind of liked her voice, though it was kind of a
peaceful voice.
Nah, fuck that.
Yeah.
Okay, well, joe Siders, he'stheir drummer.
He's been arrested on childpornography charges.
Yeah, which is one of theoldest pornographies in the game
, unfortunately.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Yeah, the people in the pornography are new.
The pornography was not new.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Exactly, and I think that's probably the title he was
working in.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, we're going to have a bunch of new people in
this scene.
Like what, yeah, kids, they'retwo years old.
I mean you could say thatthey're like new to this life
Life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I did read an article and it was interesting.
It was in one of my law andjournals that I like to look at
my dot coms, my law and journals, and I think it was Law and
Crime and they were talkingabout new AI, child pornography
and there's going to be so muchlitigation about this.
It's really fucking nasty, butI say just throw them all away.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Why would there be litigation about it?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Because they're like no kids are getting hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It's AI technically.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But I just don't, I just can't, I'm sorry, I hate
that so much.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
My liberalism ends.
And they're not sexually minorattracted persons and it's like,
no, I'm sorry, they're chomosand that's just never going to
change.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
There's definitely going to be someone out there
who's going to be like well then, how else are we supposed to
try to rehabilitate pedophilesback into the world?
And I hate that.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, I mean, take Wellbutrin and Lexapro and kill
your sex drive, like I did.
Very, very easy not to be horny, oh God.
I took care of many kids whowere molested by their parents
and it ain't right, it's nastyand everyone wants them.
Okay, so the rocker he was 44.
He wasn't just busted withchild pornography charges.
On April 9th he went to arestaurant Everyone goes to a
(29:10):
restaurant but he was seenentering and exiting the
restroom with juvenile mail.
What yeah?
He was seen entering andexiting the restroom with
juvenile male.
What yeah?
He was kind of into the poo-pooand the pee-pee of the baby, oh
my God.
So Cedars was taken intocustody.
He's got a great pedophilemugshot.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, I'll say so.
It's like he's got the it's acomb-over.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yes, he's got a bit of a comb-over.
He's 44 years old, wrinkle free.
It was very nice, wow.
And he's going to get his asspeed in a prison.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Because he eats baby's blood?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yes, he really does.
So he was seen two days earlier.
The police were called to thesame Palm Desert eatery, so he
was double dipping Jesus.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Palm Desert.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yes, palm Desert, indeedy.
So he was double dipping.
Jesus, palm Desert, yes, palmDesert, indeed.
Wow, a young boy reported aninappropriate interaction with
an older male.
That interaction was, of course, this fella.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
That boy was 11 years old.
He told the police that a manhad recorded him on a cell phone
while he was using the restroomat the location.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Wow, what a scumbag.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Jesus, yes, I mean just he's like well, I want to
go film kids on the toilet, butI really love the ham sandwiches
at this eatery Right, so it'slike I don't want to go to a
different place.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
I think I can knock out two birds with one pedophile
.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So after executing search warrants, law enforcement
found more evidence implicatingCedars in the two reported
incidents, along with additionalcrimes including possession of
child pornography.
He was booked at the JohnBenoit Detention Center.
So if it's anything like ChrisBenoit, he will be choked out
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any moment.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Or Benoit, balls will be choked out any moment, or
Benoit balls Up his ass.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Right right.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Yes, it's interesting .
So he was found in possessionof child pornography.
And then this is a quoteannoying slash molesting a child
.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You said annoying.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Annoying.
But I will annoy the fuck outof a kid.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yeah, I will annoy a kid all day.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I'll throw a spitball .
These kids need to toughen thefuck up.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, I'll take spitballs.
Just be like, just do the wholestop hitting yourself thing.
Stop hitting yourself.
Or just do the thing where thefinger is right in front of
their face and be like I'm nottouching you, technically not
touching you.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Absolutely I'm technically not touching you.
This is annoying.
Hey, you got something on yourface, but I wipe it on them.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh wow, it's classic.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
That's messed up yeah they're all stupid and stuff
they're kids.
Yeah, so they say he was foundfor annoying slash molesting a
child.
And again, let's focus on themolesting.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, annoying, that's an official charge.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That's not a charge, I kidding.
When was the last time you sawlike a child, like a kid?
Kid like I'm talking about,when they're sentient, not
beautiful caden, who's?
Only one years old.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Well, actually I defended caden against a little
six-year-old piece of shit whowas oh yeah why does the baby
look mad?
It's like because that's hisface all of the time.
He's adorable and he's madlooking at you in front of him
get away from, get away from assoon as they start talking yeah,
and then becoming oh, I walkaround, I have ideas.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Well, now you're one of us.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'll slap the shit out of you.
I'll slap you right now.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
And then the mom came up and I was like, oh my God,
he's precious.
What's his name?
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
It was rough which makes all of this even more
disgusting, right that thisguy's following them into the
bathroom.
So annoying, slash, molestingand attempted invasion of
privacy.
The investigation is ongoingand the sheriff's department
believes there's probably manymore victims.
A lot of the photos being usedhere.
This pedophile caught a fish.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
In one of the photos.
According to sources, themusician is being held on a $1
million bail bond.
He's due in court April 22ndWow tomorrow, wow Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Yep.
Shortly after the news of hisarrest, the bandmates were like
ah, you can't be our drummeranymore.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I thought that was a prerequisite to be a drummer, I
know right.
Yeah, I thought that's how hegot in.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah, drummers are always the ones who are kind of
the weird ones.
They don't have to talk at all.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Yeah, now this band has to put out a statement of
being like OK, just because wecall ourselves the new
pornographers, we just wanted tosay that we were separating
ourselves from the drummer yeah,they did.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
They went on Instagram and posted about it,
yep, yep, and this is a goodreason to kick somebody out of a
group.
It's a pretty solid reason forlike frivolous bullshit reasons
because you fucking you knowmarried psychopaths, yeah, so
everyone in the band isabsolutely shocked.
This is according to the band.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, absolutely shocked, horrified.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, they say absolutely shocked, horrified
and devastated.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
Devastated.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
That he would annoy a child.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
I am beside myself at that.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
He would annoy a child, they say, we immediately
sever ties with him.
Our hearts go out to everyonewho has been impacted by his
actions, so to the fans.
This is one of those questions.
If he was the singer, you gotto throw the baby out with the
bathwater.
You can't listen to him.
It was like the band the LostProphets, yeah, where that lead
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singer impregnated a fan to fuckthe baby.
Yeah, what, that's so what.
He's currently in prison.
What the hell was that name?
Oh my God, what was his name?
Yes, the Lost Prophets.
It was like a famous band thatI didn't know them or like them
or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Ian Watkins.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yes, ian Watkins.
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Sentenced to 35 years .
Speaker 1 (34:30):
But he was the lead singer, so you kind of can't
avoid it when you listen.
Yeah, but the new pornographers.
It's the drummer.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
So do you, can you still?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
that's the comment question Every time my heart
feels the beat.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
I can't it just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, and then Kanye's like I found a new band.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Meanwhile.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Meanwhile In a land far, far away.
Comment Do you think you canlisten to the new pornographers?
Let us know what you think.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Can you separate the drummer from the baby?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okaybudpod at gmailcom.
What the fuck?
Artist separation, because Imean I still listen and I don't
get into this argument anymorebecause I've lost.
I've had great conversationswith black women and then I talk
about Michael Jackson and itall falls apart.
Oh wow, I don't talk about itanymore.
I don't talk, but I can stilllisten to MJ.
Yeah, I do still listen to MJas a matter of fact, kyle is a
(35:23):
yay fan, yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Kyle's a yay fan.
Well, I'm a formerly knownKanye West fan.
Right, kyle's jump out wasamazing.
It's just so sad.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Has it gone too far?
Speaker 4 (35:33):
now, it's gone, oh it's been going too far, I would
argue, since the life of Pablo.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Pablo is great.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Oh my, but that's when it really started fucking
diving off of a cliff.
Yeah after that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No good, kyle has a very high bar.
I do A very high tolerance forwhat he accepts and is.
He said his cousin's cack whenhe was six, but the beat the
beat.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
To make things worse, cedar is Canadian, and so is
the band.
He's been with the band since2014.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
The vocalist is Nico Case.
Who's that?
Oh, nico Case is super famousthe vocalist is Nico Case.
Who's that?
Oh, Nico Case is super famous.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I have no idea who Nico Case is.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Oh, people are yelling at me.
I can already tell yeah, NicoCase has been around for a
fucking minute.
Oh.
She doesn't look familiar.
She is, I guess she's indie.
What did you say?
Indie music?
I guess so but yeah, she hasbeen around for a long time.
I didn't realize that was herband.
So, yeah, that sucks for her.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, I mean seriously.
It just went right over hereyes the fact that she was
working with this total creep.
Well, I just don't think anyonetalks to the drummer.
They just sit there.
You just look at him.
You're like, hey, what's up,man, yeah, and then you just
move on the drummer's like inbetween, thinking about fucking
children.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
He's just like.
You know.
I'm the backbone of this band.
Yeah, you don't even like noone really respects me, but I'm
the backbone of music.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Right right.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
And he's like, yeah, no one, does anyone go see a
drummer play alone?
No, unless they're also singingon helm, who was one of my
favorites.
Anyway, the group has droppedtheir latest single, Ballad of
the Last Payphone, oh God, whichI actually like.
That name, that's kind of nice.
(37:23):
We've already lost any kind ofability to monetize this.
Should we listen to Ballad ofthe Last Payphone?
Come on, kyle, we're puttingyou to work today.
Kyle, come on, kyle, come onKyle.
I've been watching too muchSouth Park and every time they
say Kyle, oh my.
God, and I'm like Carmen.
Yeah, hey, kyle, kyle, kyle.
(37:44):
Oh, is it?
This is the ballad of the lastpayphone.
So is the drummer the pedophileon this track?
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Seems like music to entice a child to yeah, oh, he's
beating that drum too fuckinghard, you piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, oh, you would, you would just his face is of
Justin Bieber with my very eyes.
I don't seem to see a few notoo, twee too white can't do it.
I hate that stuff I hate it.
I hate that.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Also he's a little overstated.
It's like he forced everyone tomake sure that the drums were
over everything.
Right, she has a beautiful,subtle voice.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
She does, she really does, and he's like I'm a
pedophile.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
That's what I heard.
That's all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
I hear now.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
That's what I heard.
That's all I hear now.
Yeah, that's all I hear now.
Yeah, anyway, so that's that.
So I guess tomorrow orWednesday we'll have an update
on how that thing goes, orwhatever.
Whatever, whatever, all right,well, let's move on.
We talked about some medicalnews.
Let's continue on with somemedical news.
This story is really disturbing, so just be careful if you feel
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like you got a little stomachache.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh no, I constantly have stomach aches.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Well, it might be a parasite.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Or all the chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I eat God, I ate so much fucking yesterday.
So the world's largest humanparasite has been removed from a
man.
He was 35 years old and it wasa simple cooking mistake.
The man called for help afterhe spotted a worm, blood red and
thrashing, in his urine bag.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Is that a parasite in your urine bag or are you just
happy to see me?
Wow?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
He couldn't pee.
He was all horrified right andthen they found a massive red
worm wriggling out of hisbladder and that's just his
penis.
Yeah, well, that's just my wormcock, oh my god.
Ew, it's so long.
It's 30 centimeters long.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So the medic snapped pictures of it because it's so
huge, oh my god, did it end upcoming out of his peepee?
It emerged through a catheter.
My God, Did it end up comingout of his pee-pee.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
It emerged through a catheter still alive.
So yes, In his pee-pee.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes, it's better known as a giant kidney worm.
Ew.
Doctors say the dude was eatingsome raw fish that he had
fished out of a nearby lake.
They said it was likely aninfected fish and then the
worm's larvae can live insideundercooked freshwater fish as
well.
So he was admitted to thehospital.
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He was suffering fevers.
He was unable to urinate, hewas pale, had a racing heart.
At first they were suspectingbladder infections so they gave
him some antibiotics.
The second day the man calledfor help after spotting a worm
thrashing in his urine bag.
Tests confirmed that it was athree to four millimeter wide
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worm.
If it had been female it couldhave grown over a meter long.
What it's a big bitch, yep.
Doctors continued to check theman's urine for the next three
days but found no worms or anytraces of eggs.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh, this is why I don't mess with seafood man.
Speaker 4 (41:01):
No, this is why you wash your hands, cook your fish.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
No, yeah, you gotta cook.
Speaker 4 (41:06):
You gotta cook, you gotta wash your hands.
Look, it says there's all thecommon mistakes Not washing your
hands, right?
All the common mistakes Notwashing your hands Right,
scratching your anal area andthen touching surfaces or food
without washing hands.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
That's the thing.
It's like there's one thing tohave a worm, but then also in
your mind you're like whofucking wiped their asshole and
gave me a ham sandwich?
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Like oh it's so gross .
Speaker 4 (41:29):
All you have to do is wash your hands.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
So before this he says that he had urinated worms
in the past.
Pissed out worms.
He has done that Before this.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
He's like I piss out worms all the time.
It's a him problem.
It's a him problem.
He needs to wash his fuckinghands.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Yeah, I think so.
Before treatment could becompleted, the man discharged
himself against medical advice.
He was like fuck it, I'm out ofhere.
Discharged himself againstmedical advice.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
He was like fuck it, I'm out of here.
Yeah, they were like no, no,wait, the worm's not done
getting out of your.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's my friend Putting him in my tequila bottle
now, so it blocks urine flow asit grows.
This can result in symptomslike blood in the urine,
difficulty pissing, in severecases, kidney damage.
The CDC says wash your fish andfrogs.
Apparently, I don't eatamphibians, wash your frogs.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Yeah, I don't eat amphibians.
Well, technically, frogs tastelike little chicken.
I know they eat chicken.
Yeah, I know, because it's likebigger.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
And it's gross to me, they live in swamp water.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
It's so true, they really do.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
They're pretty swampy that was the thing that gets me
that I do agree with with notfish eaters.
The ocean's a toilet right.
Yeah.
And so anything you get out ofthere is shit eating All day
long.
All they do is eat shit.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Well, isn't that also where we get a lot of our water
from?
Speaker 1 (42:46):
I mean, I only scoop my water out of the toilet.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Oh Well, that's different then.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, well, that's different then, yeah, okay, yeah
to Jerry's point.
They said don't scratch yourasshole.
That's how you get worms.
So anyone Yep undercooked meatAnyway.
So just be careful out there.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Luckily one of the good things about living in a
post-COVID world.
I feel like everyone is alittle more accustomed to.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think it's over.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
You think people completely stopped washing their
hands?
Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, I went to the horse races yesterday with Kyle,
his beautiful baby mama and herfriend and, of course, baby and
I was in the restroom and notone person washed their hands.
I do a dab, I do my little dab,you do a dab, I dab.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
A little performative dab.
No, it's not performative.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's not performative .
I turn the fucking water on,get my hands wet, shake them off
.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Well, you know you be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
No one's washing their hands anymore.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Well, you never know when one of those little worms
are going to be lodged up yourpee bag.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
They're not coming in me.
They don't like me.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Whoa, you don't know that they could be laying eggs
in there, coming all over theplace, all over the bladder.
Wash the hands.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
All right.
Well, let's just do one morestory that has nothing to do
with medicine, and we're justgoing to do a little true crime
story.
Okay, okay, jerry's got to go.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
Jerry's got to go.
People Beaten in the street.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Beaten in the street.
Beaten in the street A thug mombatters a woman with a hammer
in a love triangle.
Ooh, okay.
So mom was all mad.
Her name was Colleen Campbell.
She teamed up with three of herfriends.
They were other girlfriends.
This was in Greater Manchester.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Oh, she looks Greater Manchestian.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yes, manchester has some of the hottest babes in the
world.
Emphasis on the chest.
I know this is the killer.
She's like super hot and Iwould probably find myself.
Well.
I'm done with hoes.
Yeah, you know what I say I'mdone, I'm done.
What do I say?
Speaker 4 (44:40):
You're done hoeing.
You can't be Captain Save-A-Ho.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yes, and then?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
also my ho days are done, both being with and being
one.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
That's what I said.
So just days later she helpedplot the brutal murder of her
ex-gangster husband, thomasCampbell.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Damn she's gangster for that.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
She's gangster.
Big old fake boobs.
Campbell, 38, was jailed for 13years for convicted
manslaughter oh no.
Speaker 4 (45:01):
So, but you're supposed to get your boob
implants changed every 10.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Are you, yes, every 10?
Speaker 4 (45:07):
Yeah, oh my God.
Well, what is she going to do,she?
What's she gonna do?
She could get sick.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, the mom was hauled before the courts for her
role in the hammer attack,alongside Hannah Derbyshire,
chloe Bamford and Simon Bowden.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Derbyshire.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, I'll give you a Derbyshire.
So shocking CCTV camera showsDerbyshire raining down, blows
and kicks on the victim and then, bowden, armed with a
two-foot-long drill bit, pulledout a balaclava over his face
and then joined the attack.
(45:44):
Wow, that's crazy.
And then Killer Campbell can beseen striking the victim
multiple times with a hammer.
Speaker 4 (45:50):
Wow, that ain't right .
Pure daylight, pure daylight.
What Manchester the?
So they didn't get rid of it?
Pure daylight.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Pure daylight what Manchester.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
The hell are they doing over there?
The?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
three female attackers surrounded her and
continued for about 90 seconds,then scrambled back into the car
and fled the scene.
This was later found in herhome when the police searched it
the victim's handbag.
Oh, so they took the handbagwith her.
All four have pleaded guilty.
Wow.
Campbell and Bowdoin weresentenced to 18 months, while
Derbyshire and Bamford bothhanded suspended prison
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sentences.
Wait what?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
For murder.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I guess.
No, this is for the attack.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
Yeah, just one week after the attack, thomas
Campbell was ambushed by threemen at the front door of his
home.
So he was then.
This is kind of interesting.
He was then dragged outside andtortured to death in a two-hour
quote.
Extraordinary act of barbarism,jesus Extraordinary act.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
He opens the door.
He still has a hammer in hishead and he's fucking attacking
him.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Well, no, this guy is the guy.
Thomas Campbell's also a pieceof shit.
Oh, okay, he's the one who did13 13 years in prison for
manslaughter.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Jesus it was just all around horrible.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, I just I don't even know who to hate in this
one Kind of everyone.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
This is just like everyone involved is garbage.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yes, so during the beatdown, campbell devolved key
information about Thomas so thatwas able to lead to the attack.
The tracking device was placedon his car, which was used to
conduct a reconnaissance missionto his home, to the dad's home
Wow, anyway, tortured to death.
The reason I wanted to coverthis was three men burst out of
a van right and then they droveto this unaccompanied house.
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They were seen shoving Thomasinto the home as he desperately
screamed.
Then blood splattered on thewalls and his new built home,
because he had a newly builthome, and it was brutalized
while he was tortured for twohours.
And do you know what they did?
What.
Thomas was stabbed, punched andstomped on before they threw
boiling water on his buttocks.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
Man, they were really upset at this guy.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, on his butt.
They were disinfecting his butt.
Speaker 4 (47:50):
What yeah, they put boiling water on his buttocks To
make sure that he didn't haveany worms when he went.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, isn't that just kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (47:57):
That's pretty stupid, Well out of everything.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I'd be like that's the least of my.
Like the boiling water on myass.
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I'd be like I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Tickles.
Yeah, it's like the butt isstrong.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
The butt is very strong.
A lot of meat there.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Who ran off to grab a pot of boiling water?
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
had to boil it yeah who actually filled the pan with
water and then was like allright, we got about seven
minutes, so you can I don't knowpull out his hair.
Until then, just get creative,we've got to wait for this water
to get hot.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Excuse me, gents.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
It might be a Home Alone situation where it's like
we're the wet bandits.
And he's like Stu, can you stopwith the boiling water?
Speaker 4 (48:32):
He's like we're the boiling water boys, we got to
leave our mark.
Man.
He's like we're not going tomake boiling water our mark.
Everyone's different, man.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Everyone's different.
We put boiling water on theirbutts.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
How are they going to know if he doesn't have a
scolded ass?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Nice.
So after the boiling water waspoured on his butt, then he was
dragged around the house as theattackers took all the drugs and
money from him.
That's fucking ridiculous.
And then he was left there todie in the hallway before he was
discovered the following day bya neighbor.
Speaker 4 (48:59):
With a burned butt.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
And then the dad.
He died too, so they broughthim to the dad's house.
Everyone's dead.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
Oh no, oh Lord, that's sad, you know.
This is just a big f fiasco.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, but there she is, she's still super hot.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
Enjoy your boobs in prison.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Dangerous woman, alright?
Well, be very careful.
If you have any insensitivity,check for worms and make sure
your ass is not burning.
Any comments?
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yes, People saying strange things are afoot in
Manchester.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
They are.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
Laurie, all she can picture is a huge melee.
Everybody whacking everybody.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
I mean seriously.
That's all I can think of too.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Chris is wondering.
Butt of the week material forthis lady.
Butt of the week Burned butt ofthe week.
Burned butt.
Anything on Kanye?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
I'm just fascinated by this Kanye thing.
I know that was a little whileago.
Let's see Maybe we can revisitit tomorrow.
No we can't do Kanye in twodays in a row.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
No, we can't Kanye in two days in a row.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
No, there's really not much to talk about.
Speaker 4 (49:59):
It is what it is.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
It is what, it is Nothing.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Not really.
No, I don't think anybody'sreally surprised about Kanye, I
think everyone's definitelyseems yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I'm evolving as an artist.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Right.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
And a pedophile.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Admitted incestuous pedophile.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
Oh Lord, All right, everyone.
Well, with those words we willwrap up this episode.
Thank you so much for joining.
Can't wait to have anothergreat week.
Hail yourselves.
We'll talk to you soon.
Bye.
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