April 24, 2025 • 43 mins
The specter of a serial killer looms over New England as eight bodies have been discovered across Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island in just two months. Despite police departments denying any connection between these cases, concerned citizens have formed online groups to track these disturbing patterns themselves. Ben, Jerry, and Kyle examine why authorities might downplay these connections and what evidence suggests something more sinister could be happening across the region.
Death touches this episode in multiple ways, from the update on two children tragically poisoned by Easter chocolates in Brazil to Pope Francis's funeral arrangements, which sparked controversy when Cardinal Roger Mahoney was selected to seal the Pope's casket. The Cardinal's history of covering up clerical child abuse raises serious questions about accountability within the Catholic Church, even in death.
The hosts also deliver a critical update in the Karen Reid murder case, where a key witness has now recanted testimony that was central to the prosecution's argument. This shocking development could potentially exonerate Reid, who has maintained her innocence in the death of her boyfriend, Boston police officer John O'Keefe.
From Billy McFarland selling the Fyre Festival brand after announcing his departure from the venture, to an Australian woman's viral experience with being charged extra for a Brazilian wax due to her "size," the episode weaves through serious crime updates and oddball social media controversies with the show's signature blend of insight and humor.
Whether you're fascinated by true crime, religious hypocrisy, or the strange corners of personal services pricing, this episode delivers thought-provoking content that will leave you questioning official narratives and eagerly awaiting the next update on these developing stories. Subscribe for more unfiltered commentary on the stories that matter—even when mainstream outlets aren't giving them the attention they deserve.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kyle, where is the button?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now you're making me nervous when you think it is,
but higher up.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've done 55 episodes.
There we go, alright, alright,now we got it.
Where's the button Lebowski?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Put my head back in.
I can find it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, yuck.
Hey, what's up everyone, howyou doing?
Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
OK Bud.
I am Ben Kissel at Ben KisselOne, joined by Jerry Akito at
Miss Underscore.
Jerry and Kyle Plouffe Hello AtKyle Plouffe.
Thanks for all the kindcomments, specifically about my
(00:40):
wonderful co-hosts, jerry andKyle.
Kyle, they say we're learningto tolerate you oh, very good.
And Jerry, they say they loveyou and you are their favorite
person oh, snap.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's crazy, you know.
Keep that in mind, guys, forwhen you think you're right next
time, because it's usuallywrong, yeah, you got something
to say.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
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Check that out.
Also, shoot us an email, Sendus dog cat pics, whatever the
heck you want to send Somestories.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We got some dog pics.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
We always get our dog pics.
They're so nice, I love it.
And that, of course, isokbudpod at gmailcom.
Okay, we have so many updatestoday.
No update.
Six Updates it is.
And speaking of dates, thispoor fella dated the wrong gal
and she ended up killing two ofhis now girlfriend's children.
(01:36):
Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He covered the story of a Brazilian evil human.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Easter.
Yes, she spiked two Easterchocolates, sent it to the
current girlfriend of herex-boyfriend and, of course, the
children ate it.
The seven-year-old boy diedbasically immediately, and now,
sadly, the 13-year-old girl hasalso died just days after eating
(02:02):
the chocolate-covered Eastereggs that were poisoned.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's so crazy.
So she was.
I remember she was in criticalcondition for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Critical.
And that's where they go up toher and be like you're too large
, it's critical, critical mass.
Kind of funny.
It's a Thursday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So Thursday.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
A swing and a miss to start off Very good.
Anyway, that's the update.
The 13-year-old has also died,rip.
Very, very sad Update onFirefest, because we have been
the premier podcast when itcomes to discussing Firefest 2.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Obviously, we are following it.
We've got our nose to theground with this one.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Jerry and I did some undercover research.
Technically, we're journalists.
No, we're okay, we'rejournalists.
Yes, we spoke with somebody inBilly McFarland's camp yesterday
.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
That just means he had a tent at the first Fire
Festival.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, oh no, had a tent at the first Fyre Festival.
Yes, no, it means that theyshare a financial advisor, which
is true, oh God.
And he says that Billy isn't abad guy, he's just a moron.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh yeah, that's like most people.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's too stupid to be evil.
Anyway, billy McFarland hasofficially quit Fyre Fest.
He says I'm done.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I don't want to do this anymore.
And by this, what is it that hemeans?
Lie constantly and Dig himselfinto holes that he cannot
Possibly dig himself out of.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yep, he wants to go start quote a new chapter,
another chapter.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Another chapter.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hopefully it doesn't end with him in prison.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hopefully it's not just a festival.
Yeah, just don't.
Maybe nothing involving liketicket sales like this.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He wants to be the festival guy.
He wants to be cool, but ofcourse when you're actually a
festival person you have to begood at business and it's not
very cool and it kind of sucks.
The entire thing's a colossalpain in the ass.
It really is.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, you can't, just a week before, be like we're
thinking about doing some MMAstuff on the beach during the
festival.
That Festival that has to beplanned like two years before
Get the insurance for it, Likethe Karate Kid Interesting On
the beach training.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He has said I am going to be done with Fyre
Festival and now he wants tosell the brand, but I don't know
what the fuck the brand is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The brand is Fyre with a Y.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you want to pay to be homeless on the beach?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's exciting.
That is kind of fire with a Y,yeah.
So anyway, he's done.
Did he sell the brand, Kyle?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
He did sell the brand .
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What did he sell it for?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I don't know what the official tag was, but it's
going to be used as a streamingplatform now.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is it like a festival streaming platform Catch every
festival, every EDC, every Ultra, every Coachella.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, Coachella does it for free now.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All festivals, all the time?
Oh yeah, they do.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I've been watching Coachella just at home.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, lady Gaga's performance was nice and
if you really want to makeyourself feel like you're there,
go to fridge, charge yourself20 bucks for water and then
finger pop yourself kind ofunwillingly, just in a crowd of
people.
Wow, you know, have fun with it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wow, because that's what festivals are all about
expensive, expensive corn dogsyes, porta potties oh my god and
then and then you gotta likewalk around your house like
seven times piss on the floorpiss on the floor.
On the floor, piss on the floor.
Piss on the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Also check your toilets.
Make sure no one's down thereswimming in the Duke, because
every festival you got yourDookie I'll call them Dookie
Mermen and they're down there.
Oh my God, it happens all thetime.
What?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
with you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
People, because you're not educated on these
topics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Obviously, there are people I'm not finger pop
educated.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
There are people that put on full wetsuits and they
go into the port-a-potties.
They get into the main cylinderwhere all the waste goes, no,
and they swim around likethey're Michael Phelps.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's why you have a wetsuit hanging up here.
I don't have a wetsuit.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They don't make them in my size.
That is true, though it happens.
They do.
Yeah, yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They do.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, and then sometimes you'll take a big old
dump and you'll hear good oneThank you, they do, jerry.
No, you better take aflashlight Every time you go.
Just another female concern.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't go to port-a-potties in general, I
can't stand them.
If general, I can't stand them.
If I can hold it, I'm going tohold it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're at a festival for four days.
You can't hold it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't like festivals.
This is precisely why I don'tgo to festivals.
Port-a-potties, how have we notfigured out an indoor bathroom
situation?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
True, true.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
How have we not?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm with you Well they'retemporary fairgrounds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, but you can pull up a trailer that can
have a bathroom in it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's called a porta potty.
No, no, no the indoor trailerswith the AC and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah.
Indoor trailers.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
What do you think your ticket's going to get you?
No, you don't deserve to poopin private or in peace.
There has to be people outsidethe door being like I just took
too much, molly, it's liquid,you got to go.
And then again the guy downthere would just be like oh man,
I really liked yours.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He's like, let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, speaking of people doing horrible things to
other people.
The Pope is dead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Wait, how is that him ?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And that's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'll tell you why this thing may exist.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So the Pope is dead.
This is Pope Francis.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They found him in a toilet.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Did they really Just like Elvis?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Saying yes, sir, may I have another?
Oh my God, that's how itconnects.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't believe anything you guys are saying
today, pope is dead, okay, hopeis dead.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The Pope is dead.
Hope is still alive.
The Pope is dead, got it?
And apparently the Pope's finalwords were to a nurse.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then he fell asleep and then died.
So isn't that nice.
The forever sleep, yeah, butwhat were the words I forget?
There was something like isthis gonna be.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He's like that important.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I feel the flames.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, my god.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, he was supposed to be the good pope, the poor
pope, the one who cared aboutpeople suffering.
The gay pope?
Yeah, the gay pope.
Just because he was like don'tkill him.
Don't kill the gays, yeah,don't kill him, don't kill the
gays.
But then now there's going tobe a conservative pope, and it's
going to be very ironic becauseit's going to be this black
pope and he's the mostconservative by far.
So, gays, you're out again.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We got Clarence Thomas the pope.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Played by Giancarlo Esposito, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The role of a lifetime A disgraced US cardinal
has been.
He's barred from all publicministry.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know how bad you have to mess up to get barred.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
From the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, no, seriously.
They tend to really have yourback through thick and thin.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why was he barred?
Can you guess?
Can you guess what happened inthe Catholic Church, why he was
barred?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, he was caught in an affair with an adult.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
No, really bad press.
That is more of a reason thanwith all the kids.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Really really bad press.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He covered up clerical child sex abuse.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
See that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I did not see that coming.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know it's shocking, right?
Yeah, he was chosen to helpseal Pope Francis' casket and
entomb his remains for all time.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What do you mean, entomb?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
He's gonna be entombed.
He's gonna be entombed.
He's gonna be entombed.
So the final people to bearound Pope Francis is Cardinal
Roger Mahoney, and he is goingto close the Pope's coffin on
Friday.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Sounds like a grizzled detective.
Yeah, it really does Entomb thePope Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't do that anymore man, you know, I'm done
I don't know, I'm just not goingto.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He can never be Pope.
Pope Roger Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'm crying.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Sounds like a middle linebacker about to be drafted.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
At the very best, it sounds like a dean of a school.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, I could see that it sounds like a jock.
A dean Roger Mahoney, a cop Run, it's Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Run.
It is my homie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I just feel like Mahoney is a person.
He'll beat you with the billyclub and then kind of make fun
of you for crying.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, anyway, he was stripped of his administrative
and public duties in January2023 because he helped cover up
this massive, massive child sexring.
That's wild, yeah.
According to Ann Barrett Doylewhich is always interesting to
me the Catholic Church has somany female Catholics, but they
don't really they don't actuallymatter.
(10:28):
It's interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't know, but anyway,she says shame on him for
participating in the publicright for Pope Francis and shame
on the College of Cardinals forallowing him to do so.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Double shame.
So he's going wherever PopeFrancis goes, and one of the
final people to touch his coffinis, of course, a man who did
horrible, horrible things.
And I actually think coveringup pedophilia is worse than
doing it, because if you're apedophile, you could be like oh,
I guess I'm just kind of crazyup here.
(11:03):
I can't.
But, then the person who's justlike, don't worry about it, and
I got you.
Yeah, I got your back on this Idon't want to fuck kids, but I
get why you do.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I like I just don't.
I'm just not here to judgeanyone, man.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, he's Catholic.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They don't judge as long as you're not hurting
anyone.
Yes, he's actually.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The cover-up is always worse than the crime,
although in this case I thinkit's probably a mutual.
That's a mutual.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Probably.
Yeah, Kind of a lateral movethere.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Right.
So Mahoney kept now-defrostpriest Michael Baker in
circulation as well.
So this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So Michael Baker, he molested two boys over a
seven-year period, which meanshe probably molested, like
hundreds and hundreds of boys.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And then Mahoney was like hey, come to me, come to
Papa Mahoney, it's going to befine.
So he sent the priest topsychological treatment and then
Baker, a year later, advisedhim not to spend any more time
with minors.
So then he said don't fuck anymore kids, right, right.
(12:04):
But then Baker wasn't removedfrom the ministry until the year
2000, after serving in nineparishes, and then in 2007, the
priest that was protected byMahoney, the man who got to
(12:24):
close the casket of the currentpope that is now dead.
He was arrested in 2007 andconvicted of child molestation.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's gross, isn't?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
that he's the good popeation.
That's gross, isn't that?
He's the good Pope?
Yeah, he's still surrounded,even if let's, I'll give him the
benefit of the doubt, is that?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
actually him in the casket.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, it's a really nice casket.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why is it all like red?
Why is it all like it's evil?
Yeah, I know it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh God, I don't like that.
He had a weird smile on hisface too I don't like that at
all.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's a conclave going on right now and I will say, if
you want to see politics attheir worst, speaking of Harry
Potter and Snape, there are somany people in the Vatican right
now, who are pulling all theirpolitical strings to be like, I
think, barry should be the pope.
Well, you know that Barry is alittle bit of a da-da-da-da-da,
and then they keep on talkingabout each other.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I hear that Barry hooks up with adults.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh, yuck, yuck, Ew, yuck.
That's not good in God's eyesCome on man.
That is why it's a humaninstitution and God, I will say
wherever God is, he is not inthe Vatican this weekend.
Because, that shit isbackstabbing brutality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And I don't know why.
It sounds like they're likesealing his casket with like a
caulking gun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This old house, seal it up.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
This old coffin.
Literally that's what I'mpicturing in my brain.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I guess he goes.
Does he go to lie with all theother popes?
Do they have a big popecemetery?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Maybe I don't freaking know, yeah, like a
mausoleum or something.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The tombs, tom, I don't freaking know.
Yeah, like a mausoleum orsomething.
The tombs, the tombs.
Anyway, that's a nice littleway to just make sure you get
some bad press even after you'redead.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know so good for you.
Pope Francis Gives and he givesand he still gives in the
afterlife.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And then don't they have to?
They send some smoke throughthe butthole of the Vatican, and
that's how you know the newpope is around.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Where is the chimney yeah, theyvaporize it as.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was saying this, I was like I am going to regret
asking where the butthole of theVatican is.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, the butthole of all houses is the chimney.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It is.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, what else would it be, the tub?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
The garbage chute.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You haven't seen a lot of buttholes, have you?
Poop chute, wow, all right.
Well, speaking of death andMassachusetts, new England area,
where Kyle comes from, this isfucking crazy, guys.
Guys, yeah, okay, get aroundthe campfire, guys, we're about
to have a story time.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
In real time we might be seeing a serial killer.
We're the only show coveringthis.
Yeah, the last time we might beseeing a serial killer we're
the only show covering this.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, the last time we talked about it, there were
only six uh bodies that werefound.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now there's eight eight new england serial killer,
fears are heightened.
Oh snap.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's crazy.
Are they like new bodies thatwere just found yes, but they've
been dead for a while or likethere's no?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
they're killing in real time now yes, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So the body that was currently found didn't even have
a rigor mortis set in yet, sothat was.
That's right off the presseseven rigoring mortis not even
rigoring mortis.
So there is the eighth body hasbeen found.
It is a gruesome discovery.
It's in an.
It's in what's being called anidyllic American town, which
(15:27):
obviously it is not.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's not.
Yeah, it's Springfield,massachusetts.
It's a shithole.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Is that the one that Simpsons?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
are based off of.
Well, every state has aSpringfield, but they figured it
out it's Springfield, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, they're Oregonian , Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Really, you would never think that, but that's
where he's from, matt Groening,really.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I didn't know.
That's where the Simpsons was.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean, I guess it explains, Lisa, yeah.
But I just can't see Homerreally fitting in in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Me neither.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They'd be like go vote for Trump.
Or like Mr Smithers no.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I thought they were maybe Illinois or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I really thought they were in Colorado
for some reason.
Or is that South Park?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, that's South Park.
Yeah, that's South Park.
Anyway, fears of a serialkiller in New England have been
reignited after an eighth bodywas discovered.
The body was found unresponsive, just off a bike path, as we
mentioned, in Springfield,massachusetts.
(16:31):
They currently found sevenpeople, mostly women, between
March and April in Massachusetts, connecticut and Rhode Island
again the body.
For all intents and purposes itwas fresh and somebody was just
on the bike track doingexercise.
And what do you do?
When you try to take care ofyourself, you find dead bodies
(16:55):
now fucking Pope Mahoney's onthe case.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Oh my god why would he be on the case?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I don't want mahoney on the case.
He's just gonna cover it up.
Yeah, true, I'm gonna find aserial killer.
Why let him go?
Over the last two months, humanremains have been recovered in
Rhode Island and Plymouth, aswell as a number again across
Connecticut New Haven, norwalk,groton and aptly named Killingly
(17:23):
.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I feel bad for you know just all the people that
are like worried to walk homelate at night, I mean come on.
I mean a serial killer in realtime.
That's not something I canreally grasp my brain around.
You could tell me that all day.
Your town, by the way, has aserial killer.
I'll be like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You tell me, though it's not kind of fun.
You get together with your guyfriends, your girl friends, and
you're just like there's aserial killer.
We better walk home tonight,guys, and then just be like no
one, leave the basement with a,bring your buddy buddy system.
And then you get drunk and thenone person's like there ain't
no killer out here, I'm gonna gotake a dump in the woods.
And then they die and shit, andyou're like whoa what movie is
this?
(18:03):
every movie, usa, nice.
The discovery spurred theformation of a facebook group,
so your things are gettingserious oh, here come the
armchair detectives and I lovearmchair detectives me too
sometimes, sometimes they're waybetter at the job.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, they just have a lot of time, they care they do
?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They do care.
They have a lot of time ontheir hands.
You are both correct on that.
And they did again bust theLuigi not Luigi Mangione, what's
the other name that one guy,the real handsome dude, but he
was also a total psychopath.
They found out who he was bythe gas station in Canada.
You know who he is, so Kyle'son it.
So there's a formation of a newFacebook group New England
(18:40):
Serial Killer that's what it'scalled and it spread fervor on
social media over thepossibility that a murderer may
be on the loose.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The Highway of Tears guy.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, the main guy, the guy don't fuck with cats.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Oh, luca, magnata Luca.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Magnata Luca.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Magnata.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes.
Police, however, continue toreject the theory, condemning
the speculation as nothing morethan internet rumors.
It seems to me as if thesepolice officers might not want
to do their job.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It is odd, though, because it's so hard.
Even with the Gilgo beachkillings, they started with the
Gilgo 4, but there were so manymore and they were refusing to
say that they were connected.
I think it's crazy that theseare in all different states and
they're saying they're allconnected right now.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
It's very early.
They've made this fuck up somany times.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
There must be something very gruesome.
That is like happening the sameto everybody, but they're not
saying it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Perhaps, perhaps, connecticut State Police.
This is what they say.
They say there is noinformation at this time
suggesting any connection tosimilar remains discoveries and
there is also no threat to thepublic at this time.
But eight people are dead intwo months.
Doesn't that seem like a lot ofmurder for two months?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
To be fair, springfield, massachusetts,
there's a murder like every dayIs there?
Yeah, it's like a city and youknow there's murders in cities.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, but they're not .
These are unique, these areseparate and they just built
some casinos there too.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So you know, when that happens, murders go up too.
No, when that happens, all themoney comes in.
Oh my God, yeah.
But then people don't pay themoney back, and then they have
to go.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh, they have to pay yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And because hookers right.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's my wife.
Hey, sex work is work, it is.
So.
Eight bodies have beenidentified, all women, with
officials noting that some ofthe bodies recovered were
degraded, making it hard toidentify.
One of the women, paige Fannin,35, of West Islip, was found
March 6th on the Norwalk River.
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They noted that her clothingand personal items were found on
the banks of the river, whichprompted a dive team.
There was also Denise Leary,who was 59, michelle Romano, who
was 56.
Yep, there's a lot of people.
She was found in Killingly and,yes, anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's so scary, we'll keep you updated.
You don't feel that in your ownreality of like, oh, I'm going
to walk to my car and I'm goingto run into something on my way
there.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's why you can't help anyone.
I broke my arm.
I can't get my books into mycar.
Well sorry, buddy Sorry.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Sorry, Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That was the one woman that survived Ted Bundy
I'm sure there was a couple, butthe one that got kind of famous
for it.
He was holding his books andthen he was like I can't open my
car door with my books.
And then she said, well, how'dyou get them out?
Yeah, boom, okay, fine, I'm notactually, I was going to rape
and kill you.
I was going to rape and killyou.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You got me, alright, we'll start over.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, let's start over, start over, all right.
Hey there, how are you?
I need help with my books.
Feel like dying.
That's more like it.
I am just red in the face.
I just am so embarrassed.
I'm very embarrassed, so wow.
The worst serial killer of alltime, real silly.
Well, speaking of Gilgo Beach,we do have a small update on
that as well.
They have discovered, they havefinally identified one of the
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victims, two, two of the victims, two of them Very good, so
hopefully that can lead to someclosure with the family One of
the victims.
They were simply called Peaches.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, she had a peach tattoo and she was killed with
her daughter.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
In the 90s.
They haven't been able to piece.
They have the pictures of thetwo people who have been missing
the whole time.
It's like how have you notfigured this out since 1995 or
97, whenever this happened?
Yeah, yeah, oh, my god.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, armchair detective Kyle on the case.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So sad he's on the case.
So the names of murdered momand daughter Found in the search
for the Gilgo Beach victims.
They have been revealed.
It was Tanya Denise Jackson, a27 year old military veteran mom
, and she was called what so shehad training.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, but this guy is just a monster.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
She was called Peaches Because again of her
peach tattoo, and she was foundwith her daughter, tatiana Marie
Dykes.
They were both killed in 1997and her baby is so cute.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That's her fucking baby.
That's a baby ass baby.
Who takes out a baby the gilgobeach killer fucking piece of
shit so they have identified her.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Uh, she was a single mom from alabama who was born in
1970, Army veteran living inBrooklyn working at a doctor's
office at the time of her death.
It's just unfortunate no onecared enough to actually solve
this case.
Before they did, Investigatorsshowed pictures of the gold
bracelets Jackson was wearingwhen she was killed, and baby
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Tiana was born in 1995 andkilled in 1997.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh my God, so sad baby.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, she would just be doing TikTok videos right now
, having fun.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Being a person, yeah.
Being alive She'd be 30 yearsold.
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, wow, yeah, and that's younger than us.
Yeah, no, I don't like to thinkabout it.
Yeah, wow, yeah, and that'syounger than us.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, no, I don't like to think about it, I don't
even like to think about it.
Anyway, all right, well, let'sdo another story in
Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And there's just a bunch of updates.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What is happening over there, guys?
It's par for the course.
What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
about it really is.
And, kyle, I want you to kindof take the lead here, because
you have been following theKaren Reid case for a long, long
time, and maybe just break itdown for the people we know.
Karen Reid she was arrested forkilling her husband or
boyfriend, boyfriend, husband,boyfriend, boyfriend and then
the cops are like you killed him, but then she's like I think
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you killed him.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And then hence where we are now.
Yeah, yes, karen reed.
She was dating a boston policeofficer, john o'keefe.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
They were drinking uh , with a bunch of other boston
cops and state police officers,it's both the safest and least
safe place you can possibly be.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, yep uh, karen cheated on john with one of the
officers that were there.
Oh, she did.
They made out and he, like,like that night, had this candle
burning for her.
No, it was like weeks before.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And so he's been texting her like hey, babe, what
are you up to?
And he's like this little tinytroll, she was not interested.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She was just trying to piss off her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it's like this, the stand being like, and then
she told me that I'm hot.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, and then I said she's hot.
Yeah, it was so awkward.
He did not know how to flirt atall.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So weird.
He's funny.
Yeah, he's a front.
And then they were like oh, youthink I'm hot Since when they
were like, well, from jump yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I'm like what the?
I fucking chopped liver overhere and she's ignoring him.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh my god, I almost want to hear some yoga after
this.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh, my god, so align your chakras so you can see them
on the footage at the bar.
They're all there together andthe dude that she made out with
weeks before is like talkingshippy and like come over here,
come like pretty much, comefight me.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And to karen reed no to care to john karen reed
you're not gonna make out withme, we're gonna fight you
fucking fight right now okay, soshe's going after.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So he's going after the boyfriend.
He wants to take the boyfriendout so he can get to reed.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah so he's like come on, come on.
And he's like goading him on tolike come out and fight him.
Wow, they end up saying, hey,just come over to our house,
we're gonna have a little afterparty oh my god, that's why,
that's how they got over there.
She drives john over there andshe goes.
I've never been here before.
I feel weird, like can you makesure that we're welcome here?
And he goes.
Yeah, so he gets up, goes intothe house and stays in there for
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like 20 minutes.
She ends up leaving because shefelt so awkward.
She's like I'm not gonnafucking just walk in there he's
also.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He was again.
She was also drunk and shethought that he left to cheat on
her.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, okay, with the same guy, with the guy.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No no.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It was going to be a piggy fest.
Oink, oink, uh-oh, don't go inthat room.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
So she leaves and then all hell breaks loose.
He's found dead on the lawnwith dog bites all over his arm
and two black eyes.
They his brother said it lookedlike he went uh, nine rounds
with mike tyson.
Damn, uh, all the doctors.
Jake paul, originally said thatyou know he was beaten to death
, and then all of a sudden theyflipped it on karen because they
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had a perfect scapegoat andsaid that she backed into him
and her taillight was cracked.
She they show it on camera whenshe's looking for him she backs
out and hits his car and thendrives off.
But they were like oh, youfucking hit him, and that
taillight is what gave him allthe dog bites on his arm.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Which is ridiculous.
It's the stupidest thing ever.
Was she in?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
like the Ford Beethoven or something?
Does it have the ability tobite?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yes, and if that doesn't look suspicious and
fucking terrible once, it's theChevy Cujo.
Yeah, if that doesn't looksuspicious and fucking terrible,
once they were like well, thoseare dog bites, where's the dog?
And they were like oh, that'sfunny because we got rid of the
fucking thing.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
They got rid of the fucking dog that night.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yes, yeah, like during the fucking case, like
while it was being invented,they were like well, we don't
have the dog anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's a giant, giant German shepherd they had for
seven years and had attackedfour other people before.
Well, it's German, they got ridof it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Maybe I shouldn't have named myself Switzerland,
wait, poland, thank you.
So there was also a witness inKaren Reid's trial that has now
admitted to lying to the grandjury.
Yes, so who?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
is this chick?
What was her name again?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
This is Carrie Roberts.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Carrie Roberts.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
She has that text message.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And she was a close friend.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Not text message.
She had the Google thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, okay, and she was the close friend of John
O'Keefe, the police officer whowanted to bang Karen Reid.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Who was banging Karen Reid who?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well, was he banging her?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, he's the.
John O'Keefe is the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's the boyfriend Got you, got you, got you.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
So she said to the original grand jury that she
heard Karen Reed scream how longdoes it take to die in the cold
?
And Jen McCabe Googled that.
But this is the thing.
Who's Jen McCabe?
Jen McCabe is one of the wivesof the people who were there.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Okay, she was in the house that night and she's such
a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
She originally Googled that at 2.47 in the
morning.
His dead body wasn't founduntil 6 am.
So she knew that someone in thehouse beat the shit out of him
and they threw him on the lawnand they were going to blame a
plow because it was a blizzardthat night.
So they were going to blame iton the plow driver.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Jeez.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Imagine if they did, that plow driver would be
devastated.
Kerry roberts was told thegrand jury that she heard karen
say that and then admitted inthis trial that she never heard
her say it.
That's huge it's absolutely mygod, because they said oh, the
cell bright data that they tookoff the phone was wrong.
She actually did that at six inthe morning when he was found
because karen was yelling at herto do it.
They have full police camvideos.
She never said it once she neversaid that yeah, and kerry
roberts, finally, was like Imisunderstood the question.
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I thought they were asking meif I knew that she said it,
because I was told that she didsay that, that's not what she
fucking said on the standexactly that is not what she's
complete bullshit and it's theonly reason.
It's the lynch pin of why she'seven being charged in the first
place oh my god, people have.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
People have to stop lying.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, it's disgusting .
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes, that infamous little Google search at 2.45 in
the morning, not 6 am, where itsays Haas long to die in cold.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's spelled H-O-S.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Haas long to die in cold.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And what was the answer?
I wonder how long does it taketo die in the cold?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
At that point it was only a few hours, but his body
temperature was still so high,it was so clear that he did not
get hit by the car and die ofinjuries due to a car accident.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh my God.
So that testimony was given in2022.
She has now recanted thattestimony.
So if you're the defense ofKaren Reid, you have to be
feeling pretty good at thispoint right, that's pretty good
read.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
you have to be feeling pretty good at this
point, right yeah, that's huge.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, as long as the jury's not getting confused,
because that's the thing too.
It's like you're dealing with abunch of people like kaylina.
When we were watching it, um,the prosecution was trying to
get this bullshit thing in and,uh, karen reed's team said
objection and they wereobjecting to it.
And she's like, oh my god,that's so bad for karen.
They're objecting.
I'm like that's not at all.
They're trying to fucking stopsomething bullshit from
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happening.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Nice, but she just thinks that because kyle's
sneaking, sneaking in a dick onthe baby mama.
By the way, the chicken, mybaby's a dummy, you fucking
idiot no, come on no, but peopledo think stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's like if you hear objection, you think
automatically oh, they're guilty, trying to cover something up
which is not true yeah I wouldlove to be a lawyer, just for
one day one I object to that?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
uh, sir, we're doing the swearing in.
I don't curse when's lunch,when's lunch we just got here,
sir.
Are you actually the publicdefender?
I'm here, I walked into theroom.
I'm in the public, aren't I?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
What do you want?
It's pro bono, never mind.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It just means I got a huge cock.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh, lordy, so we will continue to follow.
That Is that basically theupdate, and that's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yes, that is the biggest thing that's happened so
far that she said oh, Imisunderstood the question.
I thought I was told that shesaid it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
She was, and she was pretty frantic and kind of like
crying on the stand about it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Right.
Yeah, she's about to sentencean innocent woman to prison for
life, so I feel pretty bad too.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Chris just said linchpin, you mean Jesus nut.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Thank you the Jesus nut.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Chris from the chat All right.
Final story A young Australianwoman is very upset.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What?
But that's so unlike them.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know they're such a peaceful well they're.
Unfortunately they're likeunder lockdown constantly and
they really have no freedom ofrights over there.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah kind of strange but beautiful.
I mean the second.
They leave the house, bam skincancer that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So a young australian woman.
She is really upset because shewent to get her vagina waxed
and it took the whole thing off.
No, the vagina is still there.
The vagina is still there.
It's even worse, just like oh,my God.
It's even worse.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You just see it on the outside of the wax strip.
Yeah, two giant lips.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Then for some reason, there's no hole anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's just a taint, if you squint your eyes really,
really, if you squint your eyesquite a bit, it looks like the
Virgin Mary.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Wait, you mean like Barbie.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like we wax off the vagina and then it just like In
that Barbie mode.
Yeah, do they have wax Barbie,where it just comes with a full
bush and you can wax it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Her name is Sarah Button.
She went on social mediabecause she had her first
Brazilian waxing appointment.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Got her button waxed.
Congratulations to her.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, the Brazilian, that is really invasive.
You're in the perineum, you'regoing through the whole thing.
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's a service, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Exactly so.
She wanted to get all of herpubic hair removed.
Obviously quite intimate.
It's not intimate.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's not intimate.
I don't know if you guys haveever had a wax or something.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's not intimate You're spread eagle.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Legs up in the air like a baby.
That's not intimate.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's not sexual, but it's an intimate moment.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yes, yeah, I guess I feel like the word intimate is
too intimate for what isactually happening there.
It's a very transactionalservice.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
No arousal.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's not a thing where happy endings come into it
.
It doesn't even feel good.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Well, intimate just means to me like vulnerable,
vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Let's go vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
You're in a vulnerable position.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
A vulva vulnerable situation.
Oh wow, that's muted there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
So the waxer, after giving the wax, right this chick
Miss Button, she leaves.
Then she receives a textmessage right, this chick Miss
Button, she leaves.
Then she receives a textmessage right, and it's kind of
funny.
And then the text message saysfrom the waxer to Button.
It says just in the future,I'll have to charge you a little
bit more for the size of thearea.
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Oh God, yes.
And then she says I hope thatmakes sense, nothing crazy, just
like $5 or $10 extra, what?
And then Button wrote back noworries.
But in reality she had worries.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Many worries.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
She was all pissed off, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You tell me I got a fat puss A lot of square footage
here.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
This is what's interesting, so they say after.
She had a lot of time toreflect, so apparently she was
really stuck on this.
She got pissed.
She was furious like air to waxhey, you know what that wasn't,
that wasn't okay yep, she saidit made her angry why you can
find her on Instagram at Sarah SButton.
Then she says that this is whatshe says.
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She says it made me feelinitially a bit sad and confused
and ashamed, but that quicklyturned to anger and I was just
pissed off about the whole thing.
She goes on to say, mostlypissed, that there wasn't any
mention of it during theconsultation or the actual
appointment or anything, whichmeans the waxer was stunned and
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couldn't mention it.
He said, oh, I better notmention anything, I'm going to
get sucked in there.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, yeah.
He's like this isn't going toend, well, it's not going to end
well, right.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So she says like it wasn't until I had gotten home
that I got the message.
The 27-year-old says she isn'tsure if this is a common
experience and she doesn't wantto put anyone off getting waxed,
but she does want to share.
She says in the text exchangepeople were getting pretty
outraged.
One person says that is crazy,please don't go back thereged.
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One person says that is crazy,please don't go back there.
And then another person saysshe can't send you that and
another person says no way.
And then another person saysthat is ridiculous.
The nerve of that person,anyway, you get it.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, totally yeah, I don't.
Yeah, that's really that sucks.
Where is she getting waxed?
It sounds like a really, reallyprivate business for someone to
be like texting them about it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, I would ghost phone that.
That's a ghost phone.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
That's something.
No, that's, I don't want to behearing from my OBGYN.
I know right Via text Boy orgirl Ob-Gen.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Do you go to a woman?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Do men still do that profession, or is it mostly
women now?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Men still do it.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
They're usually like really old.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I thought the hand that rocks the cradle kind of
ruined that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, I mean it does.
He did that fingering with herand then she killed the whole
family.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, right, right.
So then one other person sayscrikey, that is rough, Crikey,
crikey, that's not a pussy, thisis a pussy, that's my
australian accent.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's pretty good yeah thanks, really, really
powerful there you go.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
But it turns out that she knows this about herself.
She says that she has a fatupper pussy area and she she has
a fupa and she knows that aboutherself.
The experience particularlyhurt miss button because she
previously was on social mediasaying that she has a fatty
upper pubic area.
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So she went in there and shewas already self-conscious about
her big old fucking pussy yeahand then and then she felt like,
oh wow, it was waxed.
Now it looks like, mr wonderful,from shark tank also.
If you do have a big old fupa,put a wig on it, keep the hair.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Oh, it sounds like she did no wait, what no, she
went to her waxer to get itremoved.
I mean, I think if you have abig old fupa, put a wig on it
Keep the hair.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well, it sounds like she did.
No.
Wait what no, she went to herwaxer to get it removed.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I mean, I think if you have a big fat pussy and
you're conscious about it, thenkeep the hair up there.
It's like if you have a head ofhair and you shave it and
you're like oh, I got a littlebump on my head.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Grow.
Does she have a fupa?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
She has a fupa.
Yeah, fupa is a different thing, it's a totally different thing
.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
This is going back to the find the button situation.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, it's like the lower gut.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
It's a lot higher up than you think.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, I thought of her chin.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The fupa, it's still the fat upper pussy area.
Yeah, that far.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's too low to be called a gut.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's too high to be called the pussy.
Yeah, I agree, and it'sactually really necessary.
You know, that's where there'salways a little bit of extra
fatty skin there on girls,because it's like protecting
your womb.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh, very nice.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, it's like supposed to you know.
This is where the baby stuffhappens.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, I was going to say she could maybe put a little
mouse in there and kind ofraise it.
It'd be kind of fun, what like,hey I have a little mouse in my
foot bud, I'm going to take itout and kind of have a little
party trick.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Is that a kangaroo joke?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That was more mouse.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
They're both marsupials, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Are?
They Is mouse a marsupial?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Anyway, she's got a big old pussy.
The question is this is thequestion Is it right to charge
more for a big pussy?
Because does she charge lessfor the small pussies?
That's what I'm going to sayBecause.
I'll tell you one thing.
I'll tell you one thing I'mgetting charged the same as
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somebody else who's gettingcharged when we both go to the
same.
Well, let's just imagine I'msmall and then I'm going to a
buffet and I'm paying five bucks.
And this fat fuck is payingfive bucks.
He's eating triple what I'meating.
Shouldn't I have to pay less,or him pay more.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, I mean, that's why I don't go to
all-you-can-eat buffets, becausethere's just no point in me
being there.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I will get full off the appetizer and then I'm done
and there's people breathing onyour food.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, there's a place in Fort Lauderdale that's real
nice, real big old.
There's a line of cows outsideat 5 pm.
That's when it opens.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Humans, human cows.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, I didpicture cows in line.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Basically, that's what they are.
Anyway, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Mice are not marsupials, but there are
marsupials that are mice.
What?
There are marsupials that aremice.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
What?
There are some marsupial mice.
There are marsupials.
It's like weird mice with weirddeer legs.
Well, wax that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Give that a wax.
Oh my Lord, All right.
Anyone in the chat haveanything to say at all.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
They charge for grooming larger dogs.
So Chris says fair game.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, Chris, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I mean I just, is it really that different, is it
really that big?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
a deal.
It's a human service thatyou're doing, where none of the
bodies are going to look thesame.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
They need to have a chart saying this is what we
charge per square lippage.
Oh my God, so you know?
Lippage, that's true, Notsquare lippage.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And then you got to put it like you know, put it
next to your pussy and see.
It's like when you used to see,like how big is my foot, and
you'd have put it in that metalcontraption, yeah, exactly yeah,
I don't know, you know one ofthose.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, oh, my god, I think I'd like a gynecologist
that smokes a cigar, yeah, uh,maybe not in in the room.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, maybe not into the, you know entrance and no
point, any arousal, huh, duringthat experience no, god, it's.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's the silliest, it is the silliest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I have to go to get a colonoscopy in two years, so
I'm trying to prepare.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, it's not going to be the same.
You're not going to have aperson just being like, hey girl
, nice to see you again.
So, listen, did that guy evercall you back from last month?
And then, whup, okay, thatwasn't so bad, right, all right,
and it's very painful Right,she calms you down and then also
she's like all right, turn overnow and then she's like oh yeah
(42:32):
, but the other night I wonderwhat I'm going to get for lunch
and I don't know.
Fupa Whoa Rips and yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Don't rip my fupa Oof .
Speaker 3 (42:43):
All right, anything control about Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Chris is wondering how Boston is so big, but
everyone knows each other, thatis true.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
They're all Italian, Irish.
It's called being a townie themob.
It's dangerous.
You don't want to be known inthat area.
You're going to get whacked.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to be.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
I would want to be very under the radar, exactly,
and then they're saying peopleshould be panicking about this
New England serial killer.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, it's insane, because you never know where the
next body's going to show up.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You really don't.
Maybe in this chick's fupa yougotta wax it out of there.
I found this missing girl from1997 in there.
I told you I have a fat upperpussy.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Well, because of that , I'm going to have to charge
you a little bit extra.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Great f I told you I have a fat upper pussy.
Well, because of that, I'mgoing to have to charge you a
little bit extra Great.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
FUPA murders of 2025.
All right, well, we got somecrazy stories for tomorrow,
y'all, so stick around.
Thank you so much for listeningto this episode of OK Bud Rate
and reviews.
Keep on supporting the show.
We're growing.
Yeah, thank you for all thelove.
We can't get enough of it.
Kyle, where is the button?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Now you're making me nervous when you think it is,
but higher up.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We've done 55 episodes.
There we go, alright, alright,now we got it.
Where's the button Lebowski?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Put my head back in.
I can find it.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, yuck.
Hey, what's up everyone, howyou doing?
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Kyle, they say we're learningto tolerate you oh, very good.
And Jerry, they say they loveyou and you are their favorite
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Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's crazy, you know.
Keep that in mind, guys, forwhen you think you're right next
time, because it's usuallywrong, yeah, you got something
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And that, of course, isokbudpod at gmailcom.
Okay, we have so many updatestoday.
No update.
Six Updates it is.
And speaking of dates, thispoor fella dated the wrong gal
and she ended up killing two ofhis now girlfriend's children.
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Oh boy.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
He covered the story of a Brazilian evil human.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Easter.
Yes, she spiked two Easterchocolates, sent it to the
current girlfriend of herex-boyfriend and, of course, the
children ate it.
The seven-year-old boy diedbasically immediately, and now,
sadly, the 13-year-old girl hasalso died just days after eating
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the chocolate-covered Eastereggs that were poisoned.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's so crazy.
So she was.
I remember she was in criticalcondition for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Critical.
And that's where they go up toher and be like you're too large
, it's critical, critical mass.
Kind of funny.
It's a Thursday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
So Thursday.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
A swing and a miss to start off Very good.
Anyway, that's the update.
The 13-year-old has also died,rip.
Very, very sad Update onFirefest, because we have been
the premier podcast when itcomes to discussing Firefest 2.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Obviously, we are following it.
We've got our nose to theground with this one.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Jerry and I did some undercover research.
Technically, we're journalists.
No, we're okay, we'rejournalists.
Yes, we spoke with somebody inBilly McFarland's camp yesterday
.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
That just means he had a tent at the first Fire
Festival.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yes, oh no, had a tent at the first Fyre Festival.
Yes, no, it means that theyshare a financial advisor, which
is true, oh God.
And he says that Billy isn't abad guy, he's just a moron.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh yeah, that's like most people.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
He's too stupid to be evil.
Anyway, billy McFarland hasofficially quit Fyre Fest.
He says I'm done.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I don't want to do this anymore.
And by this, what is it that hemeans?
Lie constantly and Dig himselfinto holes that he cannot
Possibly dig himself out of.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yep, he wants to go start quote a new chapter,
another chapter.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Another chapter.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Hopefully it doesn't end with him in prison.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hopefully it's not just a festival.
Yeah, just don't.
Maybe nothing involving liketicket sales like this.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
He wants to be the festival guy.
He wants to be cool, but ofcourse when you're actually a
festival person you have to begood at business and it's not
very cool and it kind of sucks.
The entire thing's a colossalpain in the ass.
It really is.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, you can't, just a week before, be like we're
thinking about doing some MMAstuff on the beach during the
festival.
That Festival that has to beplanned like two years before
Get the insurance for it, Likethe Karate Kid Interesting On
the beach training.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He has said I am going to be done with Fyre
Festival and now he wants tosell the brand, but I don't know
what the fuck the brand is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The brand is Fyre with a Y.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you want to pay to be homeless on the beach?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That's exciting.
That is kind of fire with a Y,yeah.
So anyway, he's done.
Did he sell the brand, Kyle?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
He did sell the brand .
Speaker 1 (04:34):
What did he sell it for?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I don't know what the official tag was, but it's
going to be used as a streamingplatform now.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Is it like a festival streaming platform Catch every
festival, every EDC, every Ultra, every Coachella.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, Coachella does it for free now.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
All festivals, all the time?
Oh yeah, they do.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
I've been watching Coachella just at home.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, yeah, lady Gaga's performance was nice and
if you really want to makeyourself feel like you're there,
go to fridge, charge yourself20 bucks for water and then
finger pop yourself kind ofunwillingly, just in a crowd of
people.
Wow, you know, have fun with it.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wow, because that's what festivals are all about
expensive, expensive corn dogsyes, porta potties oh my god and
then and then you gotta likewalk around your house like
seven times piss on the floorpiss on the floor.
On the floor, piss on the floor.
Piss on the floor.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Also check your toilets.
Make sure no one's down thereswimming in the Duke, because
every festival you got yourDookie I'll call them Dookie
Mermen and they're down there.
Oh my God, it happens all thetime.
What?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
with you.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
People, because you're not educated on these
topics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Obviously, there are people I'm not finger pop
educated.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
There are people that put on full wetsuits and they
go into the port-a-potties.
They get into the main cylinderwhere all the waste goes, no,
and they swim around likethey're Michael Phelps.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
That's why you have a wetsuit hanging up here.
I don't have a wetsuit.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They don't make them in my size.
That is true, though it happens.
They do.
Yeah, yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
They do.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes, and then sometimes you'll take a big old
dump and you'll hear good oneThank you, they do, jerry.
No, you better take aflashlight Every time you go.
Just another female concern.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I don't go to port-a-potties in general, I
can't stand them.
If general, I can't stand them.
If I can hold it, I'm going tohold it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're at a festival for four days.
You can't hold it.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't like festivals.
This is precisely why I don'tgo to festivals.
Port-a-potties, how have we notfigured out an indoor bathroom
situation?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
True, true.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
How have we not?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm with you Well they'retemporary fairgrounds.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, yeah, but you can pull up a trailer that can
have a bathroom in it.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's called a porta potty.
No, no, no the indoor trailerswith the AC and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, yeah.
Indoor trailers.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
What do you think your ticket's going to get you?
No, you don't deserve to poopin private or in peace.
There has to be people outsidethe door being like I just took
too much, molly, it's liquid,you got to go.
And then again the guy downthere would just be like oh man,
I really liked yours.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He's like, let's go.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Well, speaking of people doing horrible things to
other people.
The Pope is dead.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Wait, how is that him ?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
And that's okay.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I'll tell you why this thing may exist.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
So the Pope is dead.
This is Pope Francis.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
They found him in a toilet.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Did they really Just like Elvis?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Saying yes, sir, may I have another?
Oh my God, that's how itconnects.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I don't believe anything you guys are saying
today, pope is dead, okay, hopeis dead.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The Pope is dead.
Hope is still alive.
The Pope is dead, got it?
And apparently the Pope's finalwords were to a nurse.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then he fell asleep and then died.
So isn't that nice.
The forever sleep, yeah, butwhat were the words I forget?
There was something like isthis gonna be.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
He's like that important.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I feel the flames.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, my god.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Well, he was supposed to be the good pope, the poor
pope, the one who cared aboutpeople suffering.
The gay pope?
Yeah, the gay pope.
Just because he was like don'tkill him.
Don't kill the gays, yeah,don't kill him, don't kill the
gays.
But then now there's going tobe a conservative pope, and it's
going to be very ironic becauseit's going to be this black
pope and he's the mostconservative by far.
So, gays, you're out again.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
We got Clarence Thomas the pope.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Played by Giancarlo Esposito, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
The role of a lifetime A disgraced US cardinal
has been.
He's barred from all publicministry.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
You know how bad you have to mess up to get barred.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
From the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah, no, seriously.
They tend to really have yourback through thick and thin.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Why was he barred?
Can you guess?
Can you guess what happened inthe Catholic Church, why he was
barred?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, he was caught in an affair with an adult.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
No, really bad press.
That is more of a reason thanwith all the kids.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Really really bad press.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
He covered up clerical child sex abuse.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
See that.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I did not see that coming.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I know it's shocking, right?
Yeah, he was chosen to helpseal Pope Francis' casket and
entomb his remains for all time.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
What do you mean, entomb?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
He's gonna be entombed.
He's gonna be entombed.
He's gonna be entombed.
So the final people to bearound Pope Francis is Cardinal
Roger Mahoney, and he is goingto close the Pope's coffin on
Friday.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Sounds like a grizzled detective.
Yeah, it really does Entomb thePope Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I don't do that anymore man, you know, I'm done
I don't know, I'm just not goingto.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
He can never be Pope.
Pope Roger Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'm crying.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Sounds like a middle linebacker about to be drafted.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
At the very best, it sounds like a dean of a school.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, I could see that it sounds like a jock.
A dean Roger Mahoney, a cop Run, it's Mahoney.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Run.
It is my homie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, I just feel like Mahoney is a person.
He'll beat you with the billyclub and then kind of make fun
of you for crying.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Well, anyway, he was stripped of his administrative
and public duties in January2023 because he helped cover up
this massive, massive child sexring.
That's wild, yeah.
According to Ann Barrett Doylewhich is always interesting to
me the Catholic Church has somany female Catholics, but they
don't really they don't actuallymatter.
(10:28):
It's interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, I don't know, but anyway,she says shame on him for
participating in the publicright for Pope Francis and shame
on the College of Cardinals forallowing him to do so.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Double shame.
So he's going wherever PopeFrancis goes, and one of the
final people to touch his coffinis, of course, a man who did
horrible, horrible things.
And I actually think coveringup pedophilia is worse than
doing it, because if you're apedophile, you could be like oh,
I guess I'm just kind of crazyup here.
(11:03):
I can't.
But, then the person who's justlike, don't worry about it, and
I got you.
Yeah, I got your back on this Idon't want to fuck kids, but I
get why you do.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I like I just don't.
I'm just not here to judgeanyone, man.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, he's Catholic.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
They don't judge as long as you're not hurting
anyone.
Yes, he's actually.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
The cover-up is always worse than the crime,
although in this case I thinkit's probably a mutual.
That's a mutual.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Probably.
Yeah, Kind of a lateral movethere.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Right.
So Mahoney kept now-defrostpriest Michael Baker in
circulation as well.
So this is what happened.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So Michael Baker, he molested two boys over a
seven-year period, which meanshe probably molested, like
hundreds and hundreds of boys.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And then Mahoney was like hey, come to me, come to
Papa Mahoney, it's going to befine.
So he sent the priest topsychological treatment and then
Baker, a year later, advisedhim not to spend any more time
with minors.
So then he said don't fuck anymore kids, right, right.
(12:04):
But then Baker wasn't removedfrom the ministry until the year
2000, after serving in nineparishes, and then in 2007, the
priest that was protected byMahoney, the man who got to
(12:24):
close the casket of the currentpope that is now dead.
He was arrested in 2007 andconvicted of child molestation.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's gross, isn't?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
that he's the good popeation.
That's gross, isn't that?
He's the good Pope?
Yeah, he's still surrounded,even if let's, I'll give him the
benefit of the doubt, is that?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
actually him in the casket.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, it's a really nice casket.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Why is it all like red?
Why is it all like it's evil?
Yeah, I know it's so weird.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Oh God, I don't like that.
He had a weird smile on hisface too I don't like that at
all.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's a conclave going on right now and I will say, if
you want to see politics attheir worst, speaking of Harry
Potter and Snape, there are somany people in the Vatican right
now, who are pulling all theirpolitical strings to be like, I
think, barry should be the pope.
Well, you know that Barry is alittle bit of a da-da-da-da-da,
and then they keep on talkingabout each other.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I hear that Barry hooks up with adults.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh, yuck, yuck, Ew, yuck.
That's not good in God's eyesCome on man.
That is why it's a humaninstitution and God, I will say
wherever God is, he is not inthe Vatican this weekend.
Because, that shit isbackstabbing brutality.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And I don't know why.
It sounds like they're likesealing his casket with like a
caulking gun.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
This old house, seal it up.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
This old coffin.
Literally that's what I'mpicturing in my brain.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No, I guess he goes.
Does he go to lie with all theother popes?
Do they have a big popecemetery?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Maybe I don't freaking know, yeah, like a
mausoleum or something.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
The tombs, tom, I don't freaking know.
Yeah, like a mausoleum orsomething.
The tombs, the tombs.
Anyway, that's a nice littleway to just make sure you get
some bad press even after you'redead.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
You know so good for you.
Pope Francis Gives and he givesand he still gives in the
afterlife.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And then don't they have to?
They send some smoke throughthe butthole of the Vatican, and
that's how you know the newpope is around.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.
Where is the chimney yeah, theyvaporize it as.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I was saying this, I was like I am going to regret
asking where the butthole of theVatican is.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Well, the butthole of all houses is the chimney.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It is.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well, what else would it be, the tub?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
The garbage chute.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You haven't seen a lot of buttholes, have you?
Poop chute, wow, all right.
Well, speaking of death andMassachusetts, new England area,
where Kyle comes from, this isfucking crazy, guys.
Guys, yeah, okay, get aroundthe campfire, guys, we're about
to have a story time.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
In real time we might be seeing a serial killer.
We're the only show coveringthis.
Yeah, the last time we might beseeing a serial killer we're
the only show covering this.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Yeah, the last time we talked about it, there were
only six uh bodies that werefound.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Now there's eight eight new england serial killer,
fears are heightened.
Oh snap.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's crazy.
Are they like new bodies thatwere just found yes, but they've
been dead for a while or likethere's no?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
they're killing in real time now yes, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
So the body that was currently found didn't even have
a rigor mortis set in yet, sothat was.
That's right off the presseseven rigoring mortis not even
rigoring mortis.
So there is the eighth body hasbeen found.
It is a gruesome discovery.
It's in an.
It's in what's being called anidyllic American town, which
(15:27):
obviously it is not.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's not.
Yeah, it's Springfield,massachusetts.
It's a shithole.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Is that the one that Simpsons?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
are based off of.
Well, every state has aSpringfield, but they figured it
out it's Springfield, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, they're Oregonian , Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Really, you would never think that, but that's
where he's from, matt Groening,really.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I didn't know.
That's where the Simpsons was.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I mean, I guess it explains, Lisa, yeah.
But I just can't see Homerreally fitting in in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Me neither.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They'd be like go vote for Trump.
Or like Mr Smithers no.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I thought they were maybe Illinois or something.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, I really thought they were in Colorado
for some reason.
Or is that South Park?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah, that's South Park.
Yeah, that's South Park.
Anyway, fears of a serialkiller in New England have been
reignited after an eighth bodywas discovered.
The body was found unresponsive, just off a bike path, as we
mentioned, in Springfield,massachusetts.
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They currently found sevenpeople, mostly women, between
March and April in Massachusetts, connecticut and Rhode Island
again the body.
For all intents and purposes itwas fresh and somebody was just
on the bike track doingexercise.
And what do you do?
When you try to take care ofyourself, you find dead bodies
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now fucking Pope Mahoney's onthe case.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Oh my god why would he be on the case?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I don't want mahoney on the case.
He's just gonna cover it up.
Yeah, true, I'm gonna find aserial killer.
Why let him go?
Over the last two months, humanremains have been recovered in
Rhode Island and Plymouth, aswell as a number again across
Connecticut New Haven, norwalk,groton and aptly named Killingly
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.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I feel bad for you know just all the people that
are like worried to walk homelate at night, I mean come on.
I mean a serial killer in realtime.
That's not something I canreally grasp my brain around.
You could tell me that all day.
Your town, by the way, has aserial killer.
I'll be like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
You tell me, though it's not kind of fun.
You get together with your guyfriends, your girl friends, and
you're just like there's aserial killer.
We better walk home tonight,guys, and then just be like no
one, leave the basement with a,bring your buddy buddy system.
And then you get drunk and thenone person's like there ain't
no killer out here, I'm gonna gotake a dump in the woods.
And then they die and shit, andyou're like whoa what movie is
this?
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every movie, usa, nice.
The discovery spurred theformation of a facebook group,
so your things are gettingserious oh, here come the
armchair detectives and I lovearmchair detectives me too
sometimes, sometimes they're waybetter at the job.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, they just have a lot of time, they care they do
?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
They do care.
They have a lot of time ontheir hands.
You are both correct on that.
And they did again bust theLuigi not Luigi Mangione, what's
the other name that one guy,the real handsome dude, but he
was also a total psychopath.
They found out who he was bythe gas station in Canada.
You know who he is, so Kyle'son it.
So there's a formation of a newFacebook group New England
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Serial Killer that's what it'scalled and it spread fervor on
social media over thepossibility that a murderer may
be on the loose.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The Highway of Tears guy.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
No, the main guy, the guy don't fuck with cats.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Oh, luca, magnata Luca.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Magnata Luca.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Magnata.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes.
Police, however, continue toreject the theory, condemning
the speculation as nothing morethan internet rumors.
It seems to me as if thesepolice officers might not want
to do their job.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It is odd, though, because it's so hard.
Even with the Gilgo beachkillings, they started with the
Gilgo 4, but there were so manymore and they were refusing to
say that they were connected.
I think it's crazy that theseare in all different states and
they're saying they're allconnected right now.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
It's very early.
They've made this fuck up somany times.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
There must be something very gruesome.
That is like happening the sameto everybody, but they're not
saying it.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Perhaps, perhaps, connecticut State Police.
This is what they say.
They say there is noinformation at this time
suggesting any connection tosimilar remains discoveries and
there is also no threat to thepublic at this time.
But eight people are dead intwo months.
Doesn't that seem like a lot ofmurder for two months?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
To be fair, springfield, massachusetts,
there's a murder like every dayIs there?
Yeah, it's like a city and youknow there's murders in cities.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, but they're not .
These are unique, these areseparate and they just built
some casinos there too.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So you know, when that happens, murders go up too.
No, when that happens, all themoney comes in.
Oh my God, yeah.
But then people don't pay themoney back, and then they have
to go.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh, they have to pay yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And because hookers right.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's my wife.
Hey, sex work is work, it is.
So.
Eight bodies have beenidentified, all women, with
officials noting that some ofthe bodies recovered were
degraded, making it hard toidentify.
One of the women, paige Fannin,35, of West Islip, was found
March 6th on the Norwalk River.
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They noted that her clothingand personal items were found on
the banks of the river, whichprompted a dive team.
There was also Denise Leary,who was 59, michelle Romano, who
was 56.
Yep, there's a lot of people.
She was found in Killingly and,yes, anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's so scary, we'll keep you updated.
You don't feel that in your ownreality of like, oh, I'm going
to walk to my car and I'm goingto run into something on my way
there.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's why you can't help anyone.
I broke my arm.
I can't get my books into mycar.
Well sorry, buddy Sorry.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Sorry, Ted Bundy.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That was the one woman that survived Ted Bundy
I'm sure there was a couple, butthe one that got kind of famous
for it.
He was holding his books andthen he was like I can't open my
car door with my books.
And then she said, well, how'dyou get them out?
Yeah, boom, okay, fine, I'm notactually, I was going to rape
and kill you.
I was going to rape and killyou.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
You got me, alright, we'll start over.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, let's start over, start over, all right.
Hey there, how are you?
I need help with my books.
Feel like dying.
That's more like it.
I am just red in the face.
I just am so embarrassed.
I'm very embarrassed, so wow.
The worst serial killer of alltime, real silly.
Well, speaking of Gilgo Beach,we do have a small update on
that as well.
They have discovered, they havefinally identified one of the
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victims, two, two of the victims, two of them Very good, so
hopefully that can lead to someclosure with the family One of
the victims.
They were simply called Peaches.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah, she had a peach tattoo and she was killed with
her daughter.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
In the 90s.
They haven't been able to piece.
They have the pictures of thetwo people who have been missing
the whole time.
It's like how have you notfigured this out since 1995 or
97, whenever this happened?
Yeah, yeah, oh, my god.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, armchair detective Kyle on the case.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So sad he's on the case.
So the names of murdered momand daughter Found in the search
for the Gilgo Beach victims.
They have been revealed.
It was Tanya Denise Jackson, a27 year old military veteran mom
, and she was called what so shehad training.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, but this guy is just a monster.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
She was called Peaches Because again of her
peach tattoo, and she was foundwith her daughter, tatiana Marie
Dykes.
They were both killed in 1997and her baby is so cute.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
That's her fucking baby.
That's a baby ass baby.
Who takes out a baby the gilgobeach killer fucking piece of
shit so they have identified her.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Uh, she was a single mom from alabama who was born in
1970, Army veteran living inBrooklyn working at a doctor's
office at the time of her death.
It's just unfortunate no onecared enough to actually solve
this case.
Before they did, Investigatorsshowed pictures of the gold
bracelets Jackson was wearingwhen she was killed, and baby
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Tiana was born in 1995 andkilled in 1997.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh my God, so sad baby.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, she would just be doing TikTok videos right now
, having fun.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Being a person, yeah.
Being alive She'd be 30 yearsold.
Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, wow, yeah, and that's younger than us.
Yeah, no, I don't like to thinkabout it.
Yeah, wow, yeah, and that'syounger than us.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yeah, no, I don't like to think about it, I don't
even like to think about it.
Anyway, all right, well, let'sdo another story in
Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And there's just a bunch of updates.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
What is happening over there, guys?
It's par for the course.
What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
about it really is.
And, kyle, I want you to kindof take the lead here, because
you have been following theKaren Reid case for a long, long
time, and maybe just break itdown for the people we know.
Karen Reid she was arrested forkilling her husband or
boyfriend, boyfriend, husband,boyfriend, boyfriend and then
the cops are like you killed him, but then she's like I think
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you killed him.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And then hence where we are now.
Yeah, yes, karen reed.
She was dating a boston policeofficer, john o'keefe.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
They were drinking uh , with a bunch of other boston
cops and state police officers,it's both the safest and least
safe place you can possibly be.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yes, yep uh, karen cheated on john with one of the
officers that were there.
Oh, she did.
They made out and he, like,like that night, had this candle
burning for her.
No, it was like weeks before.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
And so he's been texting her like hey, babe, what
are you up to?
And he's like this little tinytroll, she was not interested.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She was just trying to piss off her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, it's like this, the stand being like, and then
she told me that I'm hot.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, and then I said she's hot.
Yeah, it was so awkward.
He did not know how to flirt atall.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So weird.
He's funny.
Yeah, he's a front.
And then they were like oh, youthink I'm hot Since when they
were like, well, from jump yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
I'm like what the?
I fucking chopped liver overhere and she's ignoring him.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Oh my god, I almost want to hear some yoga after
this.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh, my god, so align your chakras so you can see them
on the footage at the bar.
They're all there together andthe dude that she made out with
weeks before is like talkingshippy and like come over here,
come like pretty much, comefight me.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
And to karen reed no to care to john karen reed
you're not gonna make out withme, we're gonna fight you
fucking fight right now okay, soshe's going after.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So he's going after the boyfriend.
He wants to take the boyfriendout so he can get to reed.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah so he's like come on, come on.
And he's like goading him on tolike come out and fight him.
Wow, they end up saying, hey,just come over to our house,
we're gonna have a little afterparty oh my god, that's why,
that's how they got over there.
She drives john over there andshe goes.
I've never been here before.
I feel weird, like can you makesure that we're welcome here?
And he goes.
Yeah, so he gets up, goes intothe house and stays in there for
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like 20 minutes.
She ends up leaving because shefelt so awkward.
She's like I'm not gonnafucking just walk in there he's
also.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
He was again.
She was also drunk and shethought that he left to cheat on
her.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, okay, with the same guy, with the guy.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No no.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It was going to be a piggy fest.
Oink, oink, uh-oh, don't go inthat room.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
So she leaves and then all hell breaks loose.
He's found dead on the lawnwith dog bites all over his arm
and two black eyes.
They his brother said it lookedlike he went uh, nine rounds
with mike tyson.
Damn, uh, all the doctors.
Jake paul, originally said thatyou know he was beaten to death
, and then all of a sudden theyflipped it on karen because they
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had a perfect scapegoat andsaid that she backed into him
and her taillight was cracked.
She they show it on camera whenshe's looking for him she backs
out and hits his car and thendrives off.
But they were like oh, youfucking hit him, and that
taillight is what gave him allthe dog bites on his arm.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Which is ridiculous.
It's the stupidest thing ever.
Was she in?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
like the Ford Beethoven or something?
Does it have the ability tobite?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yes, and if that doesn't look suspicious and
fucking terrible once, it's theChevy Cujo.
Yeah, if that doesn't looksuspicious and fucking terrible,
once they were like well, thoseare dog bites, where's the dog?
And they were like oh, that'sfunny because we got rid of the
fucking thing.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
They got rid of the fucking dog that night.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yes, yeah, like during the fucking case, like
while it was being invented,they were like well, we don't
have the dog anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's a giant, giant German shepherd they had for
seven years and had attackedfour other people before.
Well, it's German, they got ridof it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Maybe I shouldn't have named myself Switzerland,
wait, poland, thank you.
So there was also a witness inKaren Reid's trial that has now
admitted to lying to the grandjury.
Yes, so who?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
is this chick?
What was her name again?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
This is Carrie Roberts.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Carrie Roberts.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
She has that text message.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And she was a close friend.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Not text message.
She had the Google thing.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, okay, and she was the close friend of John
O'Keefe, the police officer whowanted to bang Karen Reid.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Who was banging Karen Reid who?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well, was he banging her?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, he's the.
John O'Keefe is the boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That's the boyfriend Got you, got you, got you.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
So she said to the original grand jury that she
heard Karen Reed scream how longdoes it take to die in the cold
?
And Jen McCabe Googled that.
But this is the thing.
Who's Jen McCabe?
Jen McCabe is one of the wivesof the people who were there.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Okay, she was in the house that night and she's such
a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
She originally Googled that at 2.47 in the
morning.
His dead body wasn't founduntil 6 am.
So she knew that someone in thehouse beat the shit out of him
and they threw him on the lawnand they were going to blame a
plow because it was a blizzardthat night.
So they were going to blame iton the plow driver.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Jeez.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Imagine if they did, that plow driver would be
devastated.
Kerry roberts was told thegrand jury that she heard karen
say that and then admitted inthis trial that she never heard
her say it.
That's huge it's absolutely mygod, because they said oh, the
cell bright data that they tookoff the phone was wrong.
She actually did that at six inthe morning when he was found
because karen was yelling at herto do it.
They have full police camvideos.
She never said it once she neversaid that yeah, and kerry
roberts, finally, was like Imisunderstood the question.
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I thought they were asking meif I knew that she said it,
because I was told that she didsay that, that's not what she
fucking said on the standexactly that is not what she's
complete bullshit and it's theonly reason.
It's the lynch pin of why she'seven being charged in the first
place oh my god, people have.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
People have to stop lying.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah, it's disgusting .
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes, that infamous little Google search at 2.45 in
the morning, not 6 am, where itsays Haas long to die in cold.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's spelled H-O-S.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Haas long to die in cold.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And what was the answer?
I wonder how long does it taketo die in the cold?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
At that point it was only a few hours, but his body
temperature was still so high,it was so clear that he did not
get hit by the car and die ofinjuries due to a car accident.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh my God.
So that testimony was given in2022.
She has now recanted thattestimony.
So if you're the defense ofKaren Reid, you have to be
feeling pretty good at thispoint right, that's pretty good
read.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
you have to be feeling pretty good at this
point, right yeah, that's huge.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, as long as the jury's not getting confused,
because that's the thing too.
It's like you're dealing with abunch of people like kaylina.
When we were watching it, um,the prosecution was trying to
get this bullshit thing in and,uh, karen reed's team said
objection and they wereobjecting to it.
And she's like, oh my god,that's so bad for karen.
They're objecting.
I'm like that's not at all.
They're trying to fucking stopsomething bullshit from
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happening.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Nice, but she just thinks that because kyle's
sneaking, sneaking in a dick onthe baby mama.
By the way, the chicken, mybaby's a dummy, you fucking
idiot no, come on no, but peopledo think stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's like if you hear objection, you think
automatically oh, they're guilty, trying to cover something up
which is not true yeah I wouldlove to be a lawyer, just for
one day one I object to that?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
uh, sir, we're doing the swearing in.
I don't curse when's lunch,when's lunch we just got here,
sir.
Are you actually the publicdefender?
I'm here, I walked into theroom.
I'm in the public, aren't I?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
What do you want?
It's pro bono, never mind.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It just means I got a huge cock.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh, lordy, so we will continue to follow.
That Is that basically theupdate, and that's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yes, that is the biggest thing that's happened so
far that she said oh, Imisunderstood the question.
I thought I was told that shesaid it.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
She was, and she was pretty frantic and kind of like
crying on the stand about it.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Right.
Yeah, she's about to sentencean innocent woman to prison for
life, so I feel pretty bad too.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Chris just said linchpin, you mean Jesus nut.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Thank you the Jesus nut.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Chris from the chat All right.
Final story A young Australianwoman is very upset.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What?
But that's so unlike them.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I know they're such a peaceful well they're.
Unfortunately they're likeunder lockdown constantly and
they really have no freedom ofrights over there.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah kind of strange but beautiful.
I mean the second.
They leave the house, bam skincancer that's true, that's true.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So a young australian woman.
She is really upset because shewent to get her vagina waxed
and it took the whole thing off.
No, the vagina is still there.
The vagina is still there.
It's even worse, just like oh,my God.
It's even worse.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
You just see it on the outside of the wax strip.
Yeah, two giant lips.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Then for some reason, there's no hole anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's just a taint, if you squint your eyes really,
really, if you squint your eyesquite a bit, it looks like the
Virgin Mary.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Wait, you mean like Barbie.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Like we wax off the vagina and then it just like In
that Barbie mode.
Yeah, do they have wax Barbie,where it just comes with a full
bush and you can wax it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Her name is Sarah Button.
She went on social mediabecause she had her first
Brazilian waxing appointment.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Got her button waxed.
Congratulations to her.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes, the Brazilian, that is really invasive.
You're in the perineum, you'regoing through the whole thing.
It's a lot.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean, it's a service, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Exactly so.
She wanted to get all of herpubic hair removed.
Obviously quite intimate.
It's not intimate.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
It's not intimate.
I don't know if you guys haveever had a wax or something.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's not intimate You're spread eagle.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Legs up in the air like a baby.
That's not intimate.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
It's not sexual, but it's an intimate moment.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yes, yeah, I guess I feel like the word intimate is
too intimate for what isactually happening there.
It's a very transactionalservice.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
No arousal.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's not a thing where happy endings come into it
.
It doesn't even feel good.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Well, intimate just means to me like vulnerable,
vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Let's go vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
You're in a vulnerable position.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
A vulva vulnerable situation.
Oh wow, that's muted there.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
So the waxer, after giving the wax, right this chick
Miss Button, she leaves.
Then she receives a textmessage right, this chick Miss
Button, she leaves.
Then she receives a textmessage right, and it's kind of
funny.
And then the text message saysfrom the waxer to Button.
It says just in the future,I'll have to charge you a little
bit more for the size of thearea.
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Oh God, yes.
And then she says I hope thatmakes sense, nothing crazy, just
like $5 or $10 extra, what?
And then Button wrote back noworries.
But in reality she had worries.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Many worries.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
She was all pissed off, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You tell me I got a fat puss A lot of square footage
here.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
This is what's interesting, so they say after.
She had a lot of time toreflect, so apparently she was
really stuck on this.
She got pissed.
She was furious like air to waxhey, you know what that wasn't,
that wasn't okay yep, she saidit made her angry why you can
find her on Instagram at Sarah SButton.
Then she says that this is whatshe says.
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She says it made me feelinitially a bit sad and confused
and ashamed, but that quicklyturned to anger and I was just
pissed off about the whole thing.
She goes on to say, mostlypissed, that there wasn't any
mention of it during theconsultation or the actual
appointment or anything, whichmeans the waxer was stunned and
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couldn't mention it.
He said, oh, I better notmention anything, I'm going to
get sucked in there.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Yeah, yeah.
He's like this isn't going toend, well, it's not going to end
well, right.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So she says like it wasn't until I had gotten home
that I got the message.
The 27-year-old says she isn'tsure if this is a common
experience and she doesn't wantto put anyone off getting waxed,
but she does want to share.
She says in the text exchangepeople were getting pretty
outraged.
One person says that is crazy,please don't go back thereged.
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One person says that is crazy,please don't go back there.
And then another person saysshe can't send you that and
another person says no way.
And then another person saysthat is ridiculous.
The nerve of that person,anyway, you get it.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, totally yeah, I don't.
Yeah, that's really that sucks.
Where is she getting waxed?
It sounds like a really, reallyprivate business for someone to
be like texting them about it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's true, I would ghost phone that.
That's a ghost phone.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
That's something.
No, that's, I don't want to behearing from my OBGYN.
I know right Via text Boy orgirl Ob-Gen.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Do you go to a woman?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Do men still do that profession, or is it mostly
women now?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Men still do it.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
They're usually like really old.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
I thought the hand that rocks the cradle kind of
ruined that.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, I mean it does.
He did that fingering with herand then she killed the whole
family.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Right, right, right.
So then one other person sayscrikey, that is rough, Crikey,
crikey, that's not a pussy, thisis a pussy, that's my
australian accent.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's pretty good yeah thanks, really, really
powerful there you go.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
But it turns out that she knows this about herself.
She says that she has a fatupper pussy area and she she has
a fupa and she knows that aboutherself.
The experience particularlyhurt miss button because she
previously was on social mediasaying that she has a fatty
upper pubic area.
(38:11):
So she went in there and shewas already self-conscious about
her big old fucking pussy yeahand then and then she felt like,
oh wow, it was waxed.
Now it looks like, mr wonderful,from shark tank also.
If you do have a big old fupa,put a wig on it, keep the hair.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Oh, it sounds like she did no wait, what no, she
went to her waxer to get itremoved.
I mean, I think if you have abig old fupa, put a wig on it
Keep the hair.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Well, it sounds like she did.
No.
Wait what no, she went to herwaxer to get it removed.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I mean, I think if you have a big fat pussy and
you're conscious about it, thenkeep the hair up there.
It's like if you have a head ofhair and you shave it and
you're like oh, I got a littlebump on my head.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Grow.
Does she have a fupa?
Speaker 3 (38:45):
She has a fupa.
Yeah, fupa is a different thing, it's a totally different thing
.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
This is going back to the find the button situation.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, it's like the lower gut.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
It's a lot higher up than you think.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, I thought of her chin.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
The fupa, it's still the fat upper pussy area.
Yeah, that far.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's too low to be called a gut.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's too high to be called the pussy.
Yeah, I agree, and it'sactually really necessary.
You know, that's where there'salways a little bit of extra
fatty skin there on girls,because it's like protecting
your womb.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Oh, very nice.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah, it's like supposed to you know.
This is where the baby stuffhappens.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah, I was going to say she could maybe put a little
mouse in there and kind ofraise it.
It'd be kind of fun, what like,hey I have a little mouse in my
foot bud, I'm going to take itout and kind of have a little
party trick.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Is that a kangaroo joke?
Speaker 1 (39:32):
That was more mouse.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
They're both marsupials, aren't they?
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Are?
They Is mouse a marsupial?
Speaker 3 (39:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Anyway, she's got a big old pussy.
The question is this is thequestion Is it right to charge
more for a big pussy?
Because does she charge lessfor the small pussies?
That's what I'm going to sayBecause.
I'll tell you one thing.
I'll tell you one thing I'mgetting charged the same as
(39:59):
somebody else who's gettingcharged when we both go to the
same.
Well, let's just imagine I'msmall and then I'm going to a
buffet and I'm paying five bucks.
And this fat fuck is payingfive bucks.
He's eating triple what I'meating.
Shouldn't I have to pay less,or him pay more.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, I mean, that's why I don't go to
all-you-can-eat buffets, becausethere's just no point in me
being there.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I will get full off the appetizer and then I'm done
and there's people breathing onyour food.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, there's a place in Fort Lauderdale that's real
nice, real big old.
There's a line of cows outsideat 5 pm.
That's when it opens.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Humans, human cows.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, I didpicture cows in line.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Basically, that's what they are.
Anyway, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Mice are not marsupials, but there are
marsupials that are mice.
What?
There are marsupials that aremice.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
What?
There are some marsupial mice.
There are marsupials.
It's like weird mice with weirddeer legs.
Well, wax that.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Give that a wax.
Oh my Lord, All right.
Anyone in the chat haveanything to say at all.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
They charge for grooming larger dogs.
So Chris says fair game.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, Chris, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I mean I just, is it really that different, is it
really that big?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
a deal.
It's a human service thatyou're doing, where none of the
bodies are going to look thesame.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
They need to have a chart saying this is what we
charge per square lippage.
Oh my God, so you know?
Lippage, that's true, Notsquare lippage.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
And then you got to put it like you know, put it
next to your pussy and see.
It's like when you used to see,like how big is my foot, and
you'd have put it in that metalcontraption, yeah, exactly yeah,
I don't know, you know one ofthose.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, oh, my god, I think I'd like a gynecologist
that smokes a cigar, yeah, uh,maybe not in in the room.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, maybe not into the, you know entrance and no
point, any arousal, huh, duringthat experience no, god, it's.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
It's the silliest, it is the silliest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
I have to go to get a colonoscopy in two years, so
I'm trying to prepare.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, it's not going to be the same.
You're not going to have aperson just being like, hey girl
, nice to see you again.
So, listen, did that guy evercall you back from last month?
And then, whup, okay, thatwasn't so bad, right, all right,
and it's very painful Right,she calms you down and then also
she's like all right, turn overnow and then she's like oh yeah
(42:32):
, but the other night I wonderwhat I'm going to get for lunch
and I don't know.
Fupa Whoa Rips and yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Don't rip my fupa Oof .
Speaker 3 (42:43):
All right, anything control about Massachusetts.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, please.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Chris is wondering how Boston is so big, but
everyone knows each other, thatis true.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
They're all Italian, Irish.
It's called being a townie themob.
It's dangerous.
You don't want to be known inthat area.
You're going to get whacked.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want to be.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
I would want to be very under the radar, exactly,
and then they're saying peopleshould be panicking about this
New England serial killer.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, it's insane, because you never know where the
next body's going to show up.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You really don't.
Maybe in this chick's fupa yougotta wax it out of there.
I found this missing girl from1997 in there.
I told you I have a fat upperpussy.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Well, because of that , I'm going to have to charge
you a little bit extra.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Great f I told you I have a fat upper pussy.
Well, because of that, I'mgoing to have to charge you a
little bit extra Great.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
FUPA murders of 2025.
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y'all, so stick around.
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