April 25, 2025 • 42 mins
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Meanwhile, we dive into several true crime updates, including the Karen Reed murder trial where newly revealed text messages surprisingly support the defense rather than the prosecution. The messages show an ordinary relationship argument and reconciliation attempt hours before the alleged murder, making many question the strength of the prosecution's case. We also discuss Robert Cremo III, the Highland Park Massacre shooter who received seven consecutive life sentences but cowardly refused to attend his own sentencing hearing where victims' families had prepared impact statements.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fucking start the fucking show.
Kyle, start the fucking show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, start it up then.
Okay, hey, what's up everyone.
Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's gonna be OK
Bud.
I am Ben Kissel at BenKissel1,joined by Jerry Akito, hello,
(00:28):
hello.
At Miss underscore, jerryJ-E-R-I-N and Kyle Plouffe At
Kyle Plouffe.
I want to thank both Jerry andKyle for being so supportive of
me.
No alcohol for two weeks, yes.
So thank you guys.
This has been awesome.
Still going out, still havingfun.
Yes, head full of edibles, butyou know what?
(00:48):
That's healthier for my organsthan a body full of booze.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You look great.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, thank you.
I think I've gained a couple ofpounds.
That's not true, no, okay, well, hopefully I can lose a couple
of pounds and stay with you allfor much, much longer, because
we love being together.
Yes, okay, check out thePatreon.
Patreoncom.
Slash diebud.
Also, shoot us some emails.
Okbudpod at gmailcom.
Let's go with pie recipes, yeah.
(01:16):
I want some good pie recipesand pizza recipes.
Pizza recipes you know thepizza.
I've been having a lot offrozen pizza.
I'm sick of it.
I want a fresh take on a pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Fresh take on a pizza .
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, and as for the pies, I think that's a really
good.
That's an interesting take,because I am not a huge fan of
pies.
I feel like-.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What about the savory ?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
pie Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's more your the shepherd's pie.
I'll give you a shepherd's pie.
Yeah, I'll give you a fuckingshepherd's pie.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Chocolate pies.
That's what I want.
I want a chocolate pie.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll give you a chocolate pie too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Come on, just let me have that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
All right.
Well, let's start today with anupdate.
Karen Reed, she's back,continues to be in the news,
tell me, as that trial continuesto happen.
So we have an update on sometext messages that were
exchanged.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Kyle, what's going?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
on.
It's a big nothing burger.
It's a nothing burger, it's awhole nothing burger.
I don't want that.
No, it's still funny how these45-year-old people were texting.
It was like a very high schooltext fight Right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They text fight Right .
Well, of course they're Bostoncops, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, they're all still living their high school
peak years.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, but she apologized.
She's like I feel pretty shittyabout how this morning went
down.
This is the day that he endedup dead.
Okay, she said I know you saidsorry, but it really stung.
And she's texting her now deadex-boyfriend yes, okay, but dead
ex-boyfriend yes, okay, but hewas alive then.
Well, I would imagine, yeah,yeah, uh, he said especially.
She said especially when I'vebeen trying pretty hard lately I
(02:49):
feel like a loser turningaround just coming back over
after everything.
You said okay.
So they got into like somestupid argument the morning
before, uh, he was killed and sothey were like we're gonna show
this little text, fight andprove that she actually killed
him because of it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So this is like a Boston couple fight.
So she was like maybe LarryBird isn't in the top five and
he's like what the fuck are yousaying?
Watch your mouth, watch yourmouth and then they got into a
fight over that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I mean they pretty much.
They made her look even better,in my opinion, because they
were arguing a lot about herbuying expensive gifts for his
kids that he adopted His nieceand nephew that became his kids
when their parents passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
God, how are those kids doing?
What a terrible, terrible lifethey've had.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, I didn't even know that they had adopted kids.
Those kids are.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, he has two kids that are actually his niece and
nephew, but then their parentsdied.
And so he adopted them.
Oh, those poor kids, everyone'sdying, everyone's dying.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Everyone's dying on him and his brother's such a
scumbag because he could havetaken care of the kids.
But he's been texting peoplewho are setting him up online
and he's like I hate having kidstoo.
You want to go on a date andhe's just talking about how much
he hates kids.
But then he stole the GoFundMemoney for John and took the
money that was supposed to befor the kids.
It's total, complete fuckeryFor real.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that is petty.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So out of all the text messages, his brothers are
the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god, fuck that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So those texts were between 2.30pm and 8.35pm on
January 28th 2022.
Again, they were introduced bythe prosecution, but in my
opinion they almost seem healthywhere she's like I'm sorry,
I've been kind of a grump.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Whatever Like.
That's sort of howrelationships work.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Exactly.
That's why I think theprosecution thought I don't know
what they were thinking.
They were like this is going tobring it all down, and it just
made her look even better.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To be honest, yeah, and I don't want to victim blame
the dead here, but I think thisguy, this O'Keefe character, is
the only one ever not to lookgood in uniform.
Look at him.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What are you talking about?
He's a cutie.
Look at him, he's a cutie.
He's got a big baby face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He seems like a good guy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, that's a strong word.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He is.
He seems like a good Boston guy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Actually, he seems like a good guy.
Why am I taking that back?
No, I'm taking my stand on that.
He seems like a.
Really.
He adopted his niece and nephew.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay, this is the what.
This is the single dad guy here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, well, you know who else adopted their niece and
nephew, the couple fromChildren Under the Stairs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Or People Under the Stairs.
The Wes Craven movie yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Then they kept him hostage.
Right Would feed him very, verylittle and take all the money
from the government.
He didn't do that though, wouldyou take?
The money from the government.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We don't know, we simply don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
We're getting off topic.
We will continue to follow thattrial.
Do you think, kyle, in yourexpert opinion, is it looking
better for Karen Reed this timearound than it did last time
around?
Because you and Jerry say, well, she's kind of a B word, yes,
and because of that people wantto find her guilty.
But you can be mean and not amurderer.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Exactly.
I think, if the jury's payingattention, this will not be a
mistrial this time.
She's going to be acquitted onall counts for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, okay, that going to be acquitted on all
counts for sure.
Okay, okay, that's the onlything you ever want to quit
prison time.
Yeah, acquittal, yeah, allright.
Well, let's move on to a storyjust for our beautiful friend
jerry aquino god, for you meanthe alphabet community and plus,
which is about the number,which is a number.
(06:22):
What is an elf?
What is a plus?
What would that be called?
Like a plus minusmultiplication symbol?
What are those called?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
PEMDAS A what.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
PEMDAS.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
PEMDAS, pemdas is how you figure out everything in
that order he's talking aboutthe calculation of PEMDAS.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
PEMDAS?
No, he's talking, isn't it justlike a regular symbol?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, what would you identify the plus as A?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
symbol, because it's not a letter, it's a symbol A
symbol.
Yeah, it's pretty much a symbol.
I feel like I keep saying that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, well, I'm listening.
Batman's also a symbol.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
PEMDAS Of hope, not a symbol.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's Friday, let's have some fun.
Drag race.
Dupaul's Drag Race.
There was a shocking surgeryafter a serious infection.
I know this is crazy.
This is insane.
The person.
Their real name is BiancaCastro.
Yes, but they go by the stagename and I love this stage name
(07:17):
so much Jiggly Caliente.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Jiggly Caliente is the shit dude.
Jiggly Caliente is the shitdude.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, they suffered a serious health setback and now
they are going to lose most oftheir right leg, dude so sad.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, it sounds like she already did oh my gosh Like
due to a serious infection.
Someone wrote a statement onher Instagram recently.
On her Instagram recently.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, they say.
The family of Bianca Castro,known to many as the beloved
drag performer Jiggly Caliente,is heartbroken to share that
over the last month, Bianca hasexperienced serious health
setbacks due to a severeinfection.
She was in the hospital andthen she had to lose most of her
right leg.
Insane, so sad Because of thecircumstances, and then she had
(08:05):
to lose most of her right leg.
Insane, so sad Because of thecircumstances.
Bianca will not be appearing onthe upcoming season of RuPaul's
Drag Race Philippines.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, because she did the original American RuPaul's
Drag Race years ago.
This was season 10.
They're on season 18.
Now they are moving right along.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
There's RuPaul's Drag Race Philippines.
Yeah, so after the main first10 seasons started happening,
season 18 now they are likemoving right along there's
rupaul drag race, philippines.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, so after like the main, like the first 10
seasons started happening, theystarted just becoming like this
whole world conglomerate thing.
There's a mexico drag race,there's poland drag race, there
is philippine drag race, andthen they would get all of the
original cast members of dragrace america and they would go
back to like they're fromrespectively and they would host
(08:45):
those shows.
No kidding, yeah, wow.
There's Canada Drag Race, whichthe-.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, we don't want a Canada Drag Race.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There is a Canada Drag Race.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, I'm sorry, I just can't.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
They did Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
RuPaul's Drag Race Russia.
They're all just killedimmediately.
Well, let's go to North Korea,shall we?
The firing squad, the43-year-old star she shot to
fame in the early 2000, 2010.
And I guess she can't.
(09:17):
Well, is she going to be ableto perform?
I mean, she can fold it in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Fold it in.
I mean she can.
I feel like you can definitely.
You know a lot of people withamputations and stuff go really
far in life, but she's going tohave an extensive recovery
process for right now she has toput all of that on hold.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Then you chop off the second leg and you actually
drag her around.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What Then?
It's a real drag Like a hatecrime, kind of like a Boston
hate crime.
That's what you want to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, it's like a fun thing Kind of Like hey, I'm
doing drag over here.
Sounds like kind of a dickthing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, you drag her around.
Sounds kind of like a dickthing to me, kyle.
So kind of a Halloween costume.
Like what are you guys?
We're drag, yeah, and thenyou're just dragging around a
person without any legs.
Yeah, fans and community touplift her with messages of hope
(10:09):
and love on her social mediachannels.
So go to Jiggly Caliente'swherever you find your Caliente
Jiggly news.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh, my God.
And also I have to make acorrection she was from season
four, not season 10.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh my God, she's one of the originals.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, I have to make a correction.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
She was from season four, not season 10.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh my God, she's one of the originals.
Yeah, when RuPaul's Drag Racewas really like that was like a
really new thing.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, back, and this is when things get popular.
I am still a little bit like Ilike to be free.
Yeah, and it was groundbreakingback then.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Because drag queens weren't so well known and they
weren't everywhere, they weren'tpermeating the culture the way
they do now.
So it was really somethingspecial.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It was really really something different that they
were doing.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And now it's quite common.
So it's lost.
It's like Survivor.
What season are they on forSurvivor?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
99.
Like 48.
Yeah, oh yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But I still remember when Richard Hatch, who was
openly gay on television for thefirst time, ran around the
beach with his little fuckingcock and balls hanging out Yep.
And then he won the milliondollars, and then he didn't file
any taxes and then he went toprison.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, that's crazy, isn't?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
that funny.
He won on.
It was the most successful showin American history and he won
a million dollars.
He's like do you think thegovernment's going to know?
Yeah, and they were like hey,where's all that money that you
won on national television?
Does the IRS watch ABC?
We're more of a Fox peopleactually.
So, jiggly Caliente, best ofluck, get healthy.
(11:33):
And now with the bionics, theone positive thing about
robotics yes, they're going todestroy us and they're going to
be deputized and they're goingto kill all of us.
Yeah, but the one positive thingis they can also make a nice
fake leg these days.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, yeah, I guess, so, I guess.
So To my Queens New Yorker oh,is she from Queens too?
Yeah, she's from Queens too.
Oh, good for her, good for her.
Best wishes, best wishes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All right, let's get to a story the Highland Park.
Highland Park Massacre.
Do you guys remember thisshooting?
No, okay, this guy is such adouchebag.
July 4th there was a massshooting.
It left seven people dead.
The guy's name is Robert CremoIII, whoa, from a long line of
(12:20):
Cremos.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I see that.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I hate people.
I'm just like yeah's, frankie.
The second it's like do we,does it matter a junior?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
frankie was my father .
Yeah, we got that yeah, it's apoll.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's a lot of polish do it I feel like back then it
was definitely more common forwhoa.
Is that the guy?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
that's the guy he looks like a Hitler youth.
He is fucking horrifying, helooks like a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes, he looks like an evil villain about to attack
the minions.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Mm-hmm, he really does.
He looks like he's got a redbutton on his desk and he's
going to push it and blow up theworld.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He grew up in a Victorian household with a bunch
of other orphans.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yes, he did.
That's not at all inaccurate.
In 2022, he opened fire at aJuly 4th festival in Chicago.
He has now been sentenced tolife in prison without the
possibility of parole.
The dude is currently 24, so Iguess when he committed these
crimes he was around 20 or 21.
(13:21):
Wow, he refused.
This is such a bitch fuckingmove, and I didn't know you
could even do this.
He refused to attend thesentencing hearing.
Oh, wow, really.
So then he didn't have to facethe victim's parents or their
families or their relatives.
I thought you had to fucking goget yelled at.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, you had to.
That's literally the point ofit.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But he's like no'm not gonna go, I'm staying in my
room and then they're like well,we're still doing it.
Yeah, we're doing it anyway soget your ass out of here.
But I didn't know you couldn'tjust not go to get.
You're supposed to look at themother and the father and the
brother and the sister of thepeople you killed.
They're gonna cry, they'regonna be like you're an asshole,
you dickless fuck I hope youdie in prison, and that's like
half of the sentence yeah a yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
They get off on hearing the apologies.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, they get off.
On hearing the people, thevictim impact statements,
they're like, yeah, I fuckingdid this to all of you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh, that's another level.
Well then, they don't get to go.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, those shouldn't go.
Yes, he should go.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He needs to be forced to go.
He refused to attend hissentencing hearing and face his
victims.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean, he's got seven consecutive life sentences
.
Give him an eighth.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Give him again.
Why not Just throw him aneighth At the sentencing?
One of the victims says thatCremo is beyond rehabilitation,
irrevocably depraved, a completedisregard for human life.
This guy is such a douchebag sohe ended up firing into a
(14:50):
Highland Park crowd.
He injured people ranging fromthe age of 8 to 80 years old
Jesus and he killed a64-year-old, a 63-year-old, 88,
78, 69, 37, and 35-year-old, andit was just absolutely awful.
(15:10):
He fired more than 80 shots andthen he fled the scene, and
this is sort of a crossover withRuPaul's Drag Race.
How did he flee the scene?
He disguised himself as a woman.
Wow, a one-legged woman no notone.
Oh, come on, he had two legs,two legs, and then that kicked
off.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He cross-dressed is what he means.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Tootsie, he was like Dustin Hoffman.
Tootsie, remember that deletedscene where he shoots everybody?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, or to Wong Fu.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh, thanks for everything.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Julie Neumeyer.
So he fled the scene disguisedas a woman, kicking off a
manhunt.
It culminated in his capturelate at night.
This is God, I hate this guy.
So after his arrest, crimmoprank called a post reporter.
What he prank called Okay, so,from the Lake County Adult
(16:06):
Corrections Facility, at 8 pm onNew Year's Eve, 2022, he prank
called a reporter.
And do you know?
What he said Is yourrefrigerator running.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Wow, that's correct.
Wait, is that true?
Yes, shut up.
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
No, for real.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, he says is your refrigerator running?
Holy shit.
No, fucking way, and then hestarts joking, and then he
starts laughing, and then hesays you better go catch it, and
then he hangs up the phone.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This guy is such a turd.
Moron.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He is going to have a hell of a time in prison.
What he really fucking saidthat?
Yes, that's the joke he said tothe reporter.
I'm not making it up.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I know, I was just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What a hack this guy is.
Oh, my God.
A mass shooting at a July 4thfestival you just call him a
hack because he stole the jokethat you said right now.
First I'm saying I'm a hack too.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Double hack, not a murderer, though.
Yeah exactly, kyle's neverkilled once.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'll take a hack over a murderer, why not?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
So to make this guy even more of a douchebag, his
father, Robert Cremo Jr, wasonce a candidate for mayor and a
former owner of a now-closeddeli.
Wow, Isn't that exciting mydad's going to be mayor.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I hate that so much.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's so clearly not even a little bit remorseful
having a good old time Didn'teven go to the sentencing
hearings.
Look at him, Look at it downhis nose.
I mean like all the way downhis nose.
It's just so much.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, get out of here you can already see the Barron
Trump 2028 shirts.
Although Barron will be tooyoung.
Anyway, that's a whole notherstory.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So cops paid a visit to the Crimo household at least
twice in the years leading up tothe massacre.
So they were on the radar,including one incident in 2019
where police seized a number ofknives from the now convicted
killer.
He reportedly threatened quoteto kill everyone in his house.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So I don't.
Maybe, oh maybe, he should nothave had a firearm.
So the authorities they talkedto the 18-year-old in front of
his mother, and then his motheradmitted that he had been
depressed and he had a historyof drug use.
Crimmo is now linked to an oddassortment of tattoos, including
(18:30):
the word awake, over his lefteye so douchey An apparent nod
to his alter ego and wannaberapper.
He's a wannabe rapper as well.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh boy, now it's really gone too far oh boy.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He has a stemmed rose around his neck and throat and
the number 47 next to his righteye, which I don't know.
What that means.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
AK-47.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Can you search what?
Does 47 have a meaning?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And what's under his eye.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I have no.
Well, he's got the word awakeover his left eye.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So maybe under his right eye it says sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I do both things.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm a guy who can do both.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, it's like the love-hate thing on the knuckles.
Yeah, exactly, Awake sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's much more for me.
I like that Awake sleep.
So, anyway, this piece of trashis going away for life, and I
have a feeling he's not going tobe such a great rapper in
prison once he realizes howserious those people can be.
Yep yep, anything with 47?
.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
They're saying most likely AK-47.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
AK oh so lame, yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I thought this dude was like 38.
That's a hard 18 right there.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, he's 24 in that picture, I believe.
So he has aged in prison.
He is see-through white.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's standing next to a white wall and it is almost
like he's it's like one shadeoff.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It really is.
He is making me feel like aperson of color which is saying
a lot, saying a lot.
So anyway, to the victims ofthat heinous attack on one of
our favorite holidays, or one ofmy favorite holidays, july 4th
he has been sentenced and willnever get out of prison, and
hopefully you know this is Idon't like I don't wish injury
(20:15):
upon anyone, but his prison life, I really hope, is fucking
miserable.
What a piece of trash.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I can't wait for him to rat battle somebody.
Oh God, nothing sadder thanthat.
All right, Well, let's move on.
Speaking of sad killers andjustice, monster death, this
fellow.
They call him the Babe StationKiller.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What the Babe Station Killer.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The Babe Station Killer.
They say he's a low-life junkieand he killed a mom of nine and
then, after he killed her, doyou know what he did?
He called a sex line.
What's up with these people?
I don't fucking know.
So his name is Gareth Dack what.
He used a ligature to killNorma Bell and then at some
(21:09):
point he set her house on fire.
This was in 2000.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, this was in 2016 .
He was 41 years old.
He was jailed for a minimum of33 years.
He was found dead on this pastMonday.
So Gareth is finally fuckingdead.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wait, he wasn't in prison dead, he was in prison.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yes, he was sentenced and then he was found dead in
prison.
A prison spokesperson saidGareth Dack died on April 21st
2025.
As with all deaths in custody,the prison and probation
ombudsman they will investigate.
So Dack used a telephone wireto strangle her, which and
probation o' budsmen they willinvestigate.
So Dak used Wow, yes, he used atelephone wire to strangle her,
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which is one benefit of thecell phone.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No more wires.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, she should have gotten one of those untangle
wires.
Remember those infomercialsgrowing up where everyone was
caught in a spider web that wastheir phone.
Yeah, and they're like what do Ido?
And they're like use thisstupid fucking thing, you dumb
bitch.
Yeah, but anyway.
So he strangled her with a wireand then he broke her ribs and
he choked her.
(22:19):
She was only five feet tall,good God.
And then he cut up her clothingand then he called sex chat
lines.
What the heck?
And where was the sex chat line?
What was it called?
It was called Babe Station.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh, that sucks, because now that sex line is
totally attached to him.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, and it's not good.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You're breathing so heavy You're getting close.
No, I just killed this woman.
I'm inhaling smoke Right.
Inhaling smoke.
Is this role play, or should Icall 911?
Yes, Exactly.
So he is such a douchebag.
Dak then stole, so he calls thesex line jerks off.
Then he stole a boxed 49-inchtelevision and then he lit the
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house on fire in a bid todestroy evidence.
He was sentenced to life inprison and indeed the life
sentence is officially done.
A sentencing trial the judgesaid you killed Norma Bell in
cold blood in her own home whenshe was defenseless.
She had nothing to deserve yourviolence.
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Then you set fire to her homein a failed attempt to cover
your tracks.
She had nine children, six ofwhom were adopted.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Aww, damn, I was gonna say, she damn.
She was a working mom and onlyfive feet tall.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
All these kids were just like flinging all over her.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Well, those are.
You know, you mess with a fivefoot tall woman, they'll kill
you.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm like you ever see elephants around a mouse.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They're all down there yelling at you.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Especially the old Italian gals in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Slapping the knees.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, I used to help this one Italian gal all the
time with whatever she asked.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Because it was scary.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Can you get that out of a tree for me?
Yes, no problem, I'll dowhatever you want.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You listen right here , you fucking chooch.
You're going to fucking buy methose cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Looks like a fucking spawn.
Villain, I will buy you thosecigarettes.
Yeah, my family said I can'tgamble anymore, but they never
said I can't give you $5 to buyme one.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Just make sure you give it to me.
Bring back one of those cards.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I know they're so cute.
So apparently he was in debtand had pressured Norma to lend
him $10 the week before.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That got him out of debt.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, I guess he was in debt $10.
Wow, that's a real fuckingpiece of work.
And then she said no, what?
And then he attacked herbecause she was like no.
So anyway, there you go.
Dak left the house twice tosell the telly, that's what they
call it.
They call the tell of hisEuropean.
Oh, the telly to a pal.
And then take drugs with afriend both times return.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
What's the difference between a pal and a friend?
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know, A friend is like a
friend.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
A pal is just like yeah, that's my pal.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, I no, I would disagree.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A pal's an acquaintance oh what's up,
friend?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh hey, pal man, this guy, he's being a real pal.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Okay, yeah, I buy it.
Yeah, I guess so like this ismy friend.
This is we just hang out.
He started coming to this bartoo.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't know, but he's funny Just like distance.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, right, right, right.
We have a lot of pals in ourlife.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Old buddies, old pals .
What's up pal?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's up, pal?
So he sold the television.
Then he went to take drugs witha friend and then he came back
and that's when he lit the houseablaze.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So he's dead.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
It's for the best.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
He probably thought what the most expensive thing to
do would be, after he killedher, to be like fuck you, you
don't want to give me money.
Now I'm going to rack up thistab and it's a sex line.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's like $5.99 a minute.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What a fucking immature loser.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You could have given me $10, but now you're dead and
up your phone bill, right, youjust gotta jerk off real quick.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But the thing with those sex lines much like a
psychic line.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They edge you oh, oh shit.
So like a psychic line will belike just three more dollars and
I think we're gonna tell youwhat's gonna happen next week
and then the then the sex lineis like just stroke it, stop
touching it stop touching it,just stay hard for me just wait,
I'm not ready yet.
And then all of a sudden youpay $150 to nut on your stomach.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, interesting, interesting it is not, but I
will say the name Babe Station,pretty catchy it is.
I hope they can move away fromthe serial killer and just go
back to being like hey, welcometo the station full of babes.
Exactly your babe station.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's Babe Station, yep, babe Station.
Been there before.
Well, speaking of semen, wehave discussed, maybe briefly,
the sperm race that's going tohappen.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
So there's going to be a sperm race.
This is all going to happenunder a microscope, Literally,
guys are going to be jerking offand then they're going to watch
their sperm race.
This is the future.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Universal health care no.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This is what adult guys do, but they learned it
from college when they werestanding in a circle and trying
to put what is it?
Syrup on pancakes.
Oh whatever, you guys all havea name for it.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What was it called Syrupy pancake?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Syrup and pancakes.
Syrup and pancakes.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
This is happening today.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh horrifying.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The sperm race is happening.
What it's USC versus UCLA, whatthe fuck is going on.
We'll cover it on Monday.
We'll do a full recap.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But why are they the cutest little twinks I've ever
seen?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
in my life Because their spunk is strong and young.
Look at them.
My semen is literally smoking acigar, trying to investigate a
crime.
Their semen is still like Ilove eggs and mine is just like
I think I'm trying to be a vegan.
Okay, so the world's first eversperm race is on deck.
It's happening today.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Tristan versus Asher.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, two young sperm donors, both probably gay for
pay, but most likely strayed onthe weekend.
Yeah, tristan from USC andAsher from UCLA.
They are preparing to do battle.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Why is Tristan doing the shush thing against his lips
?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's kind of like a Rizzler type thing, I think he's
like shh.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
don't tell anyone I'm about to jerk off.
Don't tell my parents I'm doingthis.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Please I mean honestly if my kid did this,
that would be front row.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
He's holding up his nose too.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, he is kind of holding up his nose Go get him
son.
I'd be like that spunk that hemade is my spunk too.
That's my boy's voice, sothat's my boy.
They are going to do afull-blown sperm athletic
competition.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You can't call it athletic.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It they well okay.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's not athletic.
It's not athletic.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, live sperm racing is not athletic.
No, so you're saying NASCAR isalso not a sport?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh, so you're saying that the little sperms are in
there just kind of stretchingand warming up?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
They've been having a little coach in there.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's like we've got a big day coming up and we're
not going to lose this time.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, just one sperm who's older than the rest,
because he didn't get shot outlike a month ago.
He's like I stayed in.
I know what the world's likeout there.
I crawled back in Hold on fordear life.
So Tristan and Asher, they saytheir healthy lifestyles and
diets are going to make theirsperm best swimmers.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Pineapples.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Well, that's for flavor.
And they've also said they areabstaining from sex.
They've been abstinent.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Ew, it's going to be so much so much.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's really gross.
So there's a startup, it's ascience startup, right, this is
again the sperm racing sciencestartup.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yes, it's going to be huge.
That's why they're shirtlessfor science.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, Right, that's another thing.
They that's why they'reshirtless for science.
Yes, Right, that's anotherthing.
They both have like thesenecklaces.
They both have necklaces withcrosses on them.
No, actually, I think Asher hasa cross and then Tristan just
has a T for his name.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Right.
No, they're going to get ranthrough if they come to
Hollywood Play at the HollywoodPalladium.
Oh wow yeah, Some Hollywoodproducer is just ready to go.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh my God, so many of them, what?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, so how is this?
This is very serious.
So Tristan says his medicalreport shows that he's got more
testosterone than Asher.
Ooh, asher's a bitch, so he'spredicting his high T will get
his sperm across the finish linefirst.
Nice, though Asher's notbacking down, he has a strong
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rebuttal.
Friday's race is expected todraw 1,000 people and there will
be a synchronized start beforeTristan and Asher's sperm race
through a track mimicking thefemale reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, not mimicking the .
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
They're getting catfished.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It's going to be shaped like two ovaries and a
cervix.
What are we talking here?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
If I was this sperm, I'd be like what the fuck guys?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
This is bullshit.
It'd be like working reallyhard and then getting a fake
hamburger at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's like getting set up on a date with a wax museum
thing statue and being told thatit's actually Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I'll have some fun with that.
I got a fucking lighter.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well they're hoping Soften it up yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Sir, can you please?
I'm just trying to make hervagina more vagina.
She's wet, wow, and it burns.
It burns.
Should have waited.
Should have waited.
I'm half wax, so we'll see whathappens.
We'll keep you updated.
Who wins between these twohunks?
Does that?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
mean that when they start doing it, people are
watching them honk it out, orthe games begin as soon as it
exits out of the body.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They have to have a starting gate.
The sperm are all going tostart at the same time.
It's all under a microscope,obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
So I don't know, are they going to select a few sperm
, or is it going to be thebillions of sperm?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
wear numbers?
Do they have little spermjerseys?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
They're also not alive for a very long time,
unless they're shot directlyinto something.
So, it has to be fresh.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It'd be kind of cute if the sperm stopped for a
little Gatorade, you know, likea marathon.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
And there was little tiny sperms on sidelines, tiny
cups.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Like marble racing with Cum the Cum UFC.
So I don't know.
That's what's happening now.
It's stupid.
It's all so dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Where are the thousand people going to be?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I don't know, can we bet on this Seriously?
Can we bet on sperm racing?
Because if Vegas hasn't pickedup on this yet, they are on the
fucking.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I'm Tristan all the way.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm going to go.
I'll just go Asher, but I do,I'm Tristan all the way.
I'm going to go.
I'll just go Asher, but I do.
I kind of like Tristan betterbecause he's a little more saucy
.
Yeah, he's got a lot ofcharacter he really does, and he
said his spunk is a little bitmore high T.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
He says yeah, he's like I have medical science
proven.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Right.
Look at these guys.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
They're just standing in front of each other with a
microscope in between.
Like they're both just likethey're going to be, like and go
, and then they both startjerking off like towards the
Petri dish.
Is this how they're going to?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
do it.
If this is a real competition,you should have them
side-by-side and they're jerkingthe other one off.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
But then what's the incentive to jerk the guy?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
off.
The race is not them jerkingoff.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
If they're weaker, they're going to come first.
I think if you get to the eggfirst, you lose.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I hate you so much.
I don't want this.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I mean, it is, you came first.
You're gay.
No, you're gay, bro.
You're still jerking me off.
You're gay.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It was you not done yet.
Hey, buddy the sperm's supposedto go in the thing, not your
mouth, Sorry reflex.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Wait, what Reflex God Robin?
I misunderstood, they didn'tcall me marshmallow in high
school for nothing.
Just cum bubbles all over theplace.
Oh God, they're actually goingto come into the Petri dish.
They're going to come into thePetri dish and then their sperm
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't know.
I mean it's just I can'tbelieve this is happening.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Why didn't this happen during fucking COVID?
That's what.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I want to know.
We would have all been watching.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Good God, almighty it was underground then it was
happening, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, it was underground.
It was still pretty taboo backthen, but now it's 2025, you
know, things are changing.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I'm just happy male specimen is getting a little bit
of fucking respect around here.
Everyone's like, oh, the eggsare finite.
Yeah, eggs are finite, we mustrespect the egg.
And it's like no, let's see howthis cum can work, work, work,
work, work, work.
So anyway, best of luck.
We'll keep you updated.
When is the race?
Is it tonight?
It's tonight Tonight.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
In fact, we got to go , we got to go.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
We should go see it.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's for research.
I got to see what the ticketscost.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
It's part of our high-profile journalism.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, just there, with a little notepad, it'll be
my Hunter S Thompson moment,exactly.
Yeah, we can take a bunch ofmushrooms and acid, yeah, and
acid.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Just be in like Edward James Olmos glasses and a
bucket hat, yeah.
What are tickets going for?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Sperm Racing LA Circuit.
Tonight, April 25th, 6 pm atthe Hollywood P-P-P-Palladium.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Why is it at an arena , I don't know?
Oh, it says event canceledEvent canceled Event canceled.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
After all this, what they're scared.
What the fuck?
No, I'm so pissed off.
No fucking way, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
One of them got drunk and had a one night stand last
night.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Then he spunked Tristan spunked.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Tristan spunked, he couldn't handle the fame.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh, oh, it switched venues.
Stinky situation.
Where's it at now?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Let's see Switch change of venue From the
Palladium yeah, and it sold out,by the way.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I'm sure it did what.
I'm sure it freaking did sellout.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Who bought these tickets?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
We are.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, it's USC versus UCLA, so it's probably a ton of
people like rah-rah for theirschool.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Of course, yeah, wow, this is college athletics.
This is peak college athletics.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, that's pretty on the nose.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I mean they start drafting these kids or scouting
these kids in like fourth grade.
Now we might as well just spunk, Just look at the semen and be
like that's an offensive linemanright there.
I see he's going to be great atPurdue.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
All right, anything.
They're keeping thisunderground.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Tickets were refunded .
La Center Studios oh, is that astudio?
Okay, so LA Center Studios,yeah, a popular 20-acre campus
known for hosting conventionsand festivals.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, well, there you go.
Let us know If you were there.
Let us know how it went.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Let me see that photo of them dressed like fucking
scientists With.
Let me see that photo of themdressed like fucking scientists
Yep, with their robes.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh my God, it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
What the hell Good for them oh.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Lord, okay, all right , well, just lastly, you know
we're going to dim the sun.
Oh, wow, what?
Yeah, scientists have receivedapproval to test whether dimming
the light from the sun willcombat global warming.
Geoengineers at the AdvancedResearch and Invention Agency.
They've been given $66 millionto inject aerosol particles into
the stratosphere and it's goingto reflect the light from the
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sun so that it's going to makethe Earth less hot.
And so we're doing that now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's insane.
Also, it's really funny that abunch of scientists were sitting
around and then one had like acrazy idea and was like, oh guys
, you know what I do when Ithink the light's too bright, I
dim it.
I dim it and everyone's like ohmy God, we should dim the sun.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
So isn't that the amazing thing of science.
It goes from cum racing all theway to sun dimming.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, they're really doing it up there.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
So the conspiracy theorists?
Probably another W for them.
I think they've been talkingabout how they're going to fuck
with the sun for a long time andit'll be really exciting.
So Mark Symes?
He says the uncomfortable truthis that our current warming
trajectory makes a number ofsuch tipping points distinctly
possible over the next century.
Anyway, what he's just sayingis it's fucking really hot and a
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bunch of shit's going to happen.
And then he says having spokento hundreds of researchers, we
reached the conclusion that acritical missing part of our
understanding was real worldphysical data.
These would show us whether anyof these potential approaches
would actually work and whattheir effects would be.
So they're working on doingsome seeding and then they're
going to dim the sun, and sothat'll be super exciting.
(38:30):
As you can see here, a planewill fly by.
It looks kind of like what theywould call a chemtrail, and
then that chemtrail will dim thesun.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well, yeah, I mean hopefully that's all it does.
They might come back and belike, hey, we fucked up, the
sun's gone.
Yeah, they blew up the sun,we're about to have an ice age.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
No, it's fine.
We're going to come up with anLED light system.
It'll be fine.
They're trying to make the sunBluetooth accessible so that
they can switch around thecolors and the dimming of the
sun.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Hey, hear me out.
Can we put a nipple on it?
Shut up, why are you here?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
It doesn't even go here.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Some people are calling this quote barking mad.
They say this is barking mad,don't do it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
So they only asked British people how they felt.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
According to Michael Mann.
They say the areageoengineering program is a
dangerous distraction from thework that needs to be done to
achieve net zero carbon dioxideemissions.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
So, anyway, what a world we live in.
It's insane, the things thatthey're thinking of coming up
with and then actually coming upwith.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
They're really doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
They're really freaking doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
This is what they get for letting us grow up.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You know the world that we are in.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All the idiots you went to school with back then.
That's who's happening rightnow.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I know, adults I know .
Speaker 1 (39:49):
These are adults.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Sperm racing.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Sperm racing Sun dimming, sun dimming.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
We're in it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I guess I'm happy to be growing up in this timeline.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's an interesting one, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's interesting, I mean back in the day you're like
, oh, we have TV.
That I can't believe TV wasinvented.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're racing comingdimming the sun.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Right, it's just so much more, and we're just
supposed to deal with all this.
The future.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, it's so fucking stupid I didn't realize it
could be so stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
It is a combination of the Flintstones and the
Jetsons.
Yeah, Because we're like rockpeople but then also, like my
maid, can blow me and clean well, that's.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
That's a conspiracy theory is that the jetsons
happened before the flintstonesthey got so advanced, they ended
up fucking dimming their sunand then went back to the
fucking how the hell do you knowthat?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm into weird things I see that yeah he is yeah like
rocks kyle and I are gonna raceour fucking cum yeah and I'm
gonna leave.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I will not be attending that all right, well.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Well, any comments from the chat.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes, pano said ready, set on your marks come, come,
come, come, come come come come.
False start False start Bringit back.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Bring it back, come on.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
They can't control that.
They both come at the same time.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's the thing what's going to
.
Is God real?
Is God real?
Why does sperm know how to swim?
Why does it know how to run?
Why does it know what, if youjust have a sperm that just sits
there like a lazy fucking sperm?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, come on, let's go Then just starts playing
sperm video games.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Go, you fuck.
And then three of them on theside are like we're going to
start a podcast and talk aboutthe race coming.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my God, but we're not going to actually do it.
We're going to lose work tosperm and AI.
You fucks, oh lordy.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, I mean, everyone's just pretty much
shitting on that guy with the 47tattoo.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
People are saying it might have to do with the hitman
from the hitman game.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Oh my God, Hitman game.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh my god, which would be so much worse, so
douchey, so weak, absolutely,yeah, alright.
Well, thank you all so much forlistening to another great week
of OK Bud.
Support the show Patreoncom.
Slash diebud, please, and go tookbudpod at gmailcom.
Shoot us some emails and, ifyou can, just rate and review
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and subscribe, yeah, and justlike the show and spread the
word.
If you like the show, pleasejust tell people it's a fun show
and you're not going to heartoo much.
Everyone's blabbing aboutbullshit.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And we blab about fun shit.
Yeah, because the whole worldis we're just.
We got to have a little fun outhere.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
We have to.
The sun's getting dim, we gotto lighten things up.
We have to lighten things up.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I mean, we talk about murder and rape the whole time,
but you know what?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Whatever and cum.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
And cum Can't forget, cum.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
All right everyone.
Thank you for listening.
Have a wonderful weekend, Hailyourself.
Fucking start the fucking show.
Kyle, start the fucking show.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Okay, start it up then.
Okay, hey, what's up everyone.
Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's gonna be OK
Bud.
I am Ben Kissel at BenKissel1,joined by Jerry Akito, hello,
(00:28):
hello.
At Miss underscore, jerryJ-E-R-I-N and Kyle Plouffe At
Kyle Plouffe.
I want to thank both Jerry andKyle for being so supportive of
me.
No alcohol for two weeks, yes.
So thank you guys.
This has been awesome.
Still going out, still havingfun.
Yes, head full of edibles, butyou know what?
(00:48):
That's healthier for my organsthan a body full of booze.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You look great.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, thank you.
I think I've gained a couple ofpounds.
That's not true, no, okay, well, hopefully I can lose a couple
of pounds and stay with you allfor much, much longer, because
we love being together.
Yes, okay, check out thePatreon.
Patreoncom.
Slash diebud.
Also, shoot us some emails.
Okbudpod at gmailcom.
Let's go with pie recipes, yeah.
(01:16):
I want some good pie recipesand pizza recipes.
Pizza recipes you know thepizza.
I've been having a lot offrozen pizza.
I'm sick of it.
I want a fresh take on a pizza.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Fresh take on a pizza .
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, and as for the pies, I think that's a really
good.
That's an interesting take,because I am not a huge fan of
pies.
I feel like-.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
What about the savory ?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
pie Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's more your the shepherd's pie.
I'll give you a shepherd's pie.
Yeah, I'll give you a fuckingshepherd's pie.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Chocolate pies.
That's what I want.
I want a chocolate pie.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'll give you a chocolate pie too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Come on, just let me have that.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
All right.
Well, let's start today with anupdate.
Karen Reed, she's back,continues to be in the news,
tell me, as that trial continuesto happen.
So we have an update on sometext messages that were
exchanged.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Kyle, what's going?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
on.
It's a big nothing burger.
It's a nothing burger, it's awhole nothing burger.
I don't want that.
No, it's still funny how these45-year-old people were texting.
It was like a very high schooltext fight Right.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, of course.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They text fight Right .
Well, of course they're Bostoncops, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, they're all still living their high school
peak years.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, but she apologized.
She's like I feel pretty shittyabout how this morning went
down.
This is the day that he endedup dead.
Okay, she said I know you saidsorry, but it really stung.
And she's texting her now deadex-boyfriend yes, okay, but dead
ex-boyfriend yes, okay, but hewas alive then.
Well, I would imagine, yeah,yeah, uh, he said especially.
She said especially when I'vebeen trying pretty hard lately I
(02:49):
feel like a loser turningaround just coming back over
after everything.
You said okay.
So they got into like somestupid argument the morning
before, uh, he was killed and sothey were like we're gonna show
this little text, fight andprove that she actually killed
him because of it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
So this is like a Boston couple fight.
So she was like maybe LarryBird isn't in the top five and
he's like what the fuck are yousaying?
Watch your mouth, watch yourmouth and then they got into a
fight over that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I mean they pretty much.
They made her look even better,in my opinion, because they
were arguing a lot about herbuying expensive gifts for his
kids that he adopted His nieceand nephew that became his kids
when their parents passed away.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
God, how are those kids doing?
What a terrible, terrible lifethey've had.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, I didn't even know that they had adopted kids.
Those kids are.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, he has two kids that are actually his niece and
nephew, but then their parentsdied.
And so he adopted them.
Oh, those poor kids, everyone'sdying, everyone's dying.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Everyone's dying on him and his brother's such a
scumbag because he could havetaken care of the kids.
But he's been texting peoplewho are setting him up online
and he's like I hate having kidstoo.
You want to go on a date andhe's just talking about how much
he hates kids.
But then he stole the GoFundMemoney for John and took the
money that was supposed to befor the kids.
It's total, complete fuckeryFor real.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that is petty.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So out of all the text messages, his brothers are
the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god, fuck that guy.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
So those texts were between 2.30pm and 8.35pm on
January 28th 2022.
Again, they were introduced bythe prosecution, but in my
opinion they almost seem healthywhere she's like I'm sorry,
I've been kind of a grump.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Whatever Like.
That's sort of howrelationships work.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Exactly.
That's why I think theprosecution thought I don't know
what they were thinking.
They were like this is going tobring it all down, and it just
made her look even better.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To be honest, yeah, and I don't want to victim blame
the dead here, but I think thisguy, this O'Keefe character, is
the only one ever not to lookgood in uniform.
Look at him.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What are you talking about?
He's a cutie.
Look at him, he's a cutie.
He's got a big baby face.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
He seems like a good guy.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
No he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Okay, that's a strong word.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
He is.
He seems like a good Boston guy.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Actually, he seems like a good guy.
Why am I taking that back?
No, I'm taking my stand on that.
He seems like a.
Really.
He adopted his niece and nephew.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay, this is the what.
This is the single dad guy here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, well, you know who else adopted their niece and
nephew, the couple fromChildren Under the Stairs.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Or People Under the Stairs.
The Wes Craven movie yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Then they kept him hostage.
Right Would feed him very, verylittle and take all the money
from the government.
He didn't do that though, wouldyou take?
The money from the government.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
We don't know, we simply don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
We're getting off topic.
We will continue to follow thattrial.
Do you think, kyle, in yourexpert opinion, is it looking
better for Karen Reed this timearound than it did last time
around?
Because you and Jerry say, well, she's kind of a B word, yes,
and because of that people wantto find her guilty.
But you can be mean and not amurderer.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Exactly.
I think, if the jury's payingattention, this will not be a
mistrial this time.
She's going to be acquitted onall counts for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, okay, that going to be acquitted on all
counts for sure.
Okay, okay, that's the onlything you ever want to quit
prison time.
Yeah, acquittal, yeah, allright.
Well, let's move on to a storyjust for our beautiful friend
jerry aquino god, for you meanthe alphabet community and plus,
which is about the number,which is a number.
(06:22):
What is an elf?
What is a plus?
What would that be called?
Like a plus minusmultiplication symbol?
What are those called?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
PEMDAS A what.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
PEMDAS.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
PEMDAS, pemdas is how you figure out everything in
that order he's talking aboutthe calculation of PEMDAS.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
PEMDAS?
No, he's talking, isn't it justlike a regular symbol?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, what would you identify the plus as A?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
symbol, because it's not a letter, it's a symbol A
symbol.
Yeah, it's pretty much a symbol.
I feel like I keep saying that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Okay, well, I'm listening.
Batman's also a symbol.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
PEMDAS Of hope, not a symbol.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's Friday, let's have some fun.
Drag race.
Dupaul's Drag Race.
There was a shocking surgeryafter a serious infection.
I know this is crazy.
This is insane.
The person.
Their real name is BiancaCastro.
Yes, but they go by the stagename and I love this stage name
(07:17):
so much Jiggly Caliente.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Jiggly Caliente is the shit dude.
Jiggly Caliente is the shitdude.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, they suffered a serious health setback and now
they are going to lose most oftheir right leg, dude so sad.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, it sounds like she already did oh my gosh Like
due to a serious infection.
Someone wrote a statement onher Instagram recently.
On her Instagram recently.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Yes, they say.
The family of Bianca Castro,known to many as the beloved
drag performer Jiggly Caliente,is heartbroken to share that
over the last month, Bianca hasexperienced serious health
setbacks due to a severeinfection.
She was in the hospital andthen she had to lose most of her
right leg.
Insane, so sad Because of thecircumstances, and then she had
(08:05):
to lose most of her right leg.
Insane, so sad Because of thecircumstances.
Bianca will not be appearing onthe upcoming season of RuPaul's
Drag Race Philippines.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, because she did the original American RuPaul's
Drag Race years ago.
This was season 10.
They're on season 18.
Now they are moving right along.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
There's RuPaul's Drag Race Philippines.
Yeah, so after the main first10 seasons started happening,
season 18 now they are likemoving right along there's
rupaul drag race, philippines.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, so after like the main, like the first 10
seasons started happening, theystarted just becoming like this
whole world conglomerate thing.
There's a mexico drag race,there's poland drag race, there
is philippine drag race, andthen they would get all of the
original cast members of dragrace america and they would go
back to like they're fromrespectively and they would host
(08:45):
those shows.
No kidding, yeah, wow.
There's Canada Drag Race, whichthe-.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, we don't want a Canada Drag Race.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
There is a Canada Drag Race.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Oh, I'm sorry, I just can't.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
They did Really yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
RuPaul's Drag Race Russia.
They're all just killedimmediately.
Well, let's go to North Korea,shall we?
The firing squad, the43-year-old star she shot to
fame in the early 2000, 2010.
And I guess she can't.
(09:17):
Well, is she going to be ableto perform?
I mean, she can fold it in.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Fold it in.
I mean she can.
I feel like you can definitely.
You know a lot of people withamputations and stuff go really
far in life, but she's going tohave an extensive recovery
process for right now she has toput all of that on hold.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Then you chop off the second leg and you actually
drag her around.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What Then?
It's a real drag Like a hatecrime, kind of like a Boston
hate crime.
That's what you want to do?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, it's like a fun thing Kind of Like hey, I'm
doing drag over here.
Sounds like kind of a dickthing.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, you drag her around.
Sounds kind of like a dickthing to me, kyle.
So kind of a Halloween costume.
Like what are you guys?
We're drag, yeah, and thenyou're just dragging around a
person without any legs.
Yeah, fans and community touplift her with messages of hope
(10:09):
and love on her social mediachannels.
So go to Jiggly Caliente'swherever you find your Caliente
Jiggly news.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh, my God.
And also I have to make acorrection she was from season
four, not season 10.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh my God, she's one of the originals.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, I have to make a correction.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
She was from season four, not season 10.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh my God, she's one of the originals.
Yeah, when RuPaul's Drag Racewas really like that was like a
really new thing.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, back, and this is when things get popular.
I am still a little bit like Ilike to be free.
Yeah, and it was groundbreakingback then.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Because drag queens weren't so well known and they
weren't everywhere, they weren'tpermeating the culture the way
they do now.
So it was really somethingspecial.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It was really really something different that they
were doing.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And now it's quite common.
So it's lost.
It's like Survivor.
What season are they on forSurvivor?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
99.
Like 48.
Yeah, oh yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
But I still remember when Richard Hatch, who was
openly gay on television for thefirst time, ran around the
beach with his little fuckingcock and balls hanging out Yep.
And then he won the milliondollars, and then he didn't file
any taxes and then he went toprison.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, that's crazy, isn't?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
that funny.
He won on.
It was the most successful showin American history and he won
a million dollars.
He's like do you think thegovernment's going to know?
Yeah, and they were like hey,where's all that money that you
won on national television?
Does the IRS watch ABC?
We're more of a Fox peopleactually.
So, jiggly Caliente, best ofluck, get healthy.
(11:33):
And now with the bionics, theone positive thing about
robotics yes, they're going todestroy us and they're going to
be deputized and they're goingto kill all of us.
Yeah, but the one positive thingis they can also make a nice
fake leg these days.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, yeah, I guess, so, I guess.
So To my Queens New Yorker oh,is she from Queens too?
Yeah, she's from Queens too.
Oh, good for her, good for her.
Best wishes, best wishes.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
All right, let's get to a story the Highland Park.
Highland Park Massacre.
Do you guys remember thisshooting?
No, okay, this guy is such adouchebag.
July 4th there was a massshooting.
It left seven people dead.
The guy's name is Robert CremoIII, whoa, from a long line of
(12:20):
Cremos.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I see that.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I hate people.
I'm just like yeah's, frankie.
The second it's like do we,does it matter a junior?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
frankie was my father .
Yeah, we got that yeah, it's apoll.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's a lot of polish do it I feel like back then it
was definitely more common forwhoa.
Is that the guy?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
that's the guy he looks like a Hitler youth.
He is fucking horrifying, helooks like a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes, he looks like an evil villain about to attack
the minions.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Mm-hmm, he really does.
He looks like he's got a redbutton on his desk and he's
going to push it and blow up theworld.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
He grew up in a Victorian household with a bunch
of other orphans.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yes, he did.
That's not at all inaccurate.
In 2022, he opened fire at aJuly 4th festival in Chicago.
He has now been sentenced tolife in prison without the
possibility of parole.
The dude is currently 24, so Iguess when he committed these
crimes he was around 20 or 21.
(13:21):
Wow, he refused.
This is such a bitch fuckingmove, and I didn't know you
could even do this.
He refused to attend thesentencing hearing.
Oh, wow, really.
So then he didn't have to facethe victim's parents or their
families or their relatives.
I thought you had to fucking goget yelled at.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, you had to.
That's literally the point ofit.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But he's like no'm not gonna go, I'm staying in my
room and then they're like well,we're still doing it.
Yeah, we're doing it anyway soget your ass out of here.
But I didn't know you couldn'tjust not go to get.
You're supposed to look at themother and the father and the
brother and the sister of thepeople you killed.
They're gonna cry, they'regonna be like you're an asshole,
you dickless fuck I hope youdie in prison, and that's like
half of the sentence yeah a yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
They get off on hearing the apologies.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
No, they get off.
On hearing the people, thevictim impact statements,
they're like, yeah, I fuckingdid this to all of you.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh, that's another level.
Well then, they don't get to go.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, those shouldn't go.
Yes, he should go.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
He needs to be forced to go.
He refused to attend hissentencing hearing and face his
victims.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I mean, he's got seven consecutive life sentences
.
Give him an eighth.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Give him again.
Why not Just throw him aneighth At the sentencing?
One of the victims says thatCremo is beyond rehabilitation,
irrevocably depraved, a completedisregard for human life.
This guy is such a douchebag sohe ended up firing into a
(14:50):
Highland Park crowd.
He injured people ranging fromthe age of 8 to 80 years old
Jesus and he killed a64-year-old, a 63-year-old, 88,
78, 69, 37, and 35-year-old, andit was just absolutely awful.
(15:10):
He fired more than 80 shots andthen he fled the scene, and
this is sort of a crossover withRuPaul's Drag Race.
How did he flee the scene?
He disguised himself as a woman.
Wow, a one-legged woman no notone.
Oh, come on, he had two legs,two legs, and then that kicked
off.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He cross-dressed is what he means.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Tootsie, he was like Dustin Hoffman.
Tootsie, remember that deletedscene where he shoots everybody?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, or to Wong Fu.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Oh, thanks for everything.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh yes.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Julie Neumeyer.
So he fled the scene disguisedas a woman, kicking off a
manhunt.
It culminated in his capturelate at night.
This is God, I hate this guy.
So after his arrest, crimmoprank called a post reporter.
What he prank called Okay, so,from the Lake County Adult
(16:06):
Corrections Facility, at 8 pm onNew Year's Eve, 2022, he prank
called a reporter.
And do you know?
What he said Is yourrefrigerator running.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Wow, that's correct.
Wait, is that true?
Yes, shut up.
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
No, for real.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yes, he says is your refrigerator running?
Holy shit.
No, fucking way, and then hestarts joking, and then he
starts laughing, and then hesays you better go catch it, and
then he hangs up the phone.
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
This guy is such a turd.
Moron.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
He is going to have a hell of a time in prison.
What he really fucking saidthat?
Yes, that's the joke he said tothe reporter.
I'm not making it up.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I know, I was just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
What a hack this guy is.
Oh, my God.
A mass shooting at a July 4thfestival you just call him a
hack because he stole the jokethat you said right now.
First I'm saying I'm a hack too.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Double hack, not a murderer, though.
Yeah exactly, kyle's neverkilled once.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'll take a hack over a murderer, why not?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
So to make this guy even more of a douchebag, his
father, Robert Cremo Jr, wasonce a candidate for mayor and a
former owner of a now-closeddeli.
Wow, Isn't that exciting mydad's going to be mayor.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I hate that so much.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
He's so clearly not even a little bit remorseful
having a good old time Didn'teven go to the sentencing
hearings.
Look at him, Look at it downhis nose.
I mean like all the way downhis nose.
It's just so much.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, get out of here you can already see the Barron
Trump 2028 shirts.
Although Barron will be tooyoung.
Anyway, that's a whole notherstory.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
So cops paid a visit to the Crimo household at least
twice in the years leading up tothe massacre.
So they were on the radar,including one incident in 2019
where police seized a number ofknives from the now convicted
killer.
He reportedly threatened quoteto kill everyone in his house.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
So I don't.
Maybe, oh maybe, he should nothave had a firearm.
So the authorities they talkedto the 18-year-old in front of
his mother, and then his motheradmitted that he had been
depressed and he had a historyof drug use.
Crimmo is now linked to an oddassortment of tattoos, including
(18:30):
the word awake, over his lefteye so douchey An apparent nod
to his alter ego and wannaberapper.
He's a wannabe rapper as well.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Oh boy, now it's really gone too far oh boy.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
He has a stemmed rose around his neck and throat and
the number 47 next to his righteye, which I don't know.
What that means.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
AK-47.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Can you search what?
Does 47 have a meaning?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
And what's under his eye.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I have no.
Well, he's got the word awakeover his left eye.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
So maybe under his right eye it says sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I do both things.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm a guy who can do both.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, it's like the love-hate thing on the knuckles.
Yeah, exactly, Awake sleep.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That's much more for me.
I like that Awake sleep.
So, anyway, this piece of trashis going away for life, and I
have a feeling he's not going tobe such a great rapper in
prison once he realizes howserious those people can be.
Yep yep, anything with 47?
.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
They're saying most likely AK-47.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
AK oh so lame, yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I thought this dude was like 38.
That's a hard 18 right there.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, he's 24 in that picture, I believe.
So he has aged in prison.
He is see-through white.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's standing next to a white wall and it is almost
like he's it's like one shadeoff.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
It really is.
He is making me feel like aperson of color which is saying
a lot, saying a lot.
So anyway, to the victims ofthat heinous attack on one of
our favorite holidays, or one ofmy favorite holidays, july 4th
he has been sentenced and willnever get out of prison, and
hopefully you know this is Idon't like I don't wish injury
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upon anyone, but his prison life, I really hope, is fucking
miserable.
What a piece of trash.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I can't wait for him to rat battle somebody.
Oh God, nothing sadder thanthat.
All right, Well, let's move on.
Speaking of sad killers andjustice, monster death, this
fellow.
They call him the Babe StationKiller.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What the Babe Station Killer.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
The Babe Station Killer.
They say he's a low-life junkieand he killed a mom of nine and
then, after he killed her, doyou know what he did?
He called a sex line.
What's up with these people?
I don't fucking know.
So his name is Gareth Dack what.
He used a ligature to killNorma Bell and then at some
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point he set her house on fire.
This was in 2000.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yes, this was in 2016 .
He was 41 years old.
He was jailed for a minimum of33 years.
He was found dead on this pastMonday.
So Gareth is finally fuckingdead.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Wait, he wasn't in prison dead, he was in prison.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yes, he was sentenced and then he was found dead in
prison.
A prison spokesperson saidGareth Dack died on April 21st
2025.
As with all deaths in custody,the prison and probation
ombudsman they will investigate.
So Dack used a telephone wireto strangle her, which and
probation o' budsmen they willinvestigate.
So Dak used Wow, yes, he used atelephone wire to strangle her,
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which is one benefit of thecell phone.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No more wires.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, she should have gotten one of those untangle
wires.
Remember those infomercialsgrowing up where everyone was
caught in a spider web that wastheir phone.
Yeah, and they're like what do Ido?
And they're like use thisstupid fucking thing, you dumb
bitch.
Yeah, but anyway.
So he strangled her with a wireand then he broke her ribs and
he choked her.
(22:19):
She was only five feet tall,good God.
And then he cut up her clothingand then he called sex chat
lines.
What the heck?
And where was the sex chat line?
What was it called?
It was called Babe Station.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Oh, that sucks, because now that sex line is
totally attached to him.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, and it's not good.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You're breathing so heavy You're getting close.
No, I just killed this woman.
I'm inhaling smoke Right.
Inhaling smoke.
Is this role play, or should Icall 911?
Yes, Exactly.
So he is such a douchebag.
Dak then stole, so he calls thesex line jerks off.
Then he stole a boxed 49-inchtelevision and then he lit the
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house on fire in a bid todestroy evidence.
He was sentenced to life inprison and indeed the life
sentence is officially done.
A sentencing trial the judgesaid you killed Norma Bell in
cold blood in her own home whenshe was defenseless.
She had nothing to deserve yourviolence.
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Then you set fire to her homein a failed attempt to cover
your tracks.
She had nine children, six ofwhom were adopted.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Aww, damn, I was gonna say, she damn.
She was a working mom and onlyfive feet tall.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
All these kids were just like flinging all over her.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Well, those are.
You know, you mess with a fivefoot tall woman, they'll kill
you.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm like you ever see elephants around a mouse.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
They're all down there yelling at you.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Especially the old Italian gals in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Slapping the knees.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, I used to help this one Italian gal all the
time with whatever she asked.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Because it was scary.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Can you get that out of a tree for me?
Yes, no problem, I'll dowhatever you want.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You listen right here , you fucking chooch.
You're going to fucking buy methose cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Looks like a fucking spawn.
Villain, I will buy you thosecigarettes.
Yeah, my family said I can'tgamble anymore, but they never
said I can't give you $5 to buyme one.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Just make sure you give it to me.
Bring back one of those cards.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I know they're so cute.
So apparently he was in debtand had pressured Norma to lend
him $10 the week before.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That got him out of debt.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, I guess he was in debt $10.
Wow, that's a real fuckingpiece of work.
And then she said no, what?
And then he attacked herbecause she was like no.
So anyway, there you go.
Dak left the house twice tosell the telly, that's what they
call it.
They call the tell of hisEuropean.
Oh, the telly to a pal.
And then take drugs with afriend both times return.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
What's the difference between a pal and a friend?
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know, A friend is like a
friend.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
A pal is just like yeah, that's my pal.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Well, I no, I would disagree.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
A pal's an acquaintance oh what's up,
friend?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh hey, pal man, this guy, he's being a real pal.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Okay, yeah, I buy it.
Yeah, I guess so like this ismy friend.
This is we just hang out.
He started coming to this bartoo.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I don't know, but he's funny Just like distance.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Yeah, right, right, right.
We have a lot of pals in ourlife.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Old buddies, old pals .
What's up pal?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's up, pal?
So he sold the television.
Then he went to take drugs witha friend and then he came back
and that's when he lit the houseablaze.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
So he's dead.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
It's for the best.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
He probably thought what the most expensive thing to
do would be, after he killedher, to be like fuck you, you
don't want to give me money.
Now I'm going to rack up thistab and it's a sex line.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's like $5.99 a minute.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
What a fucking immature loser.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You could have given me $10, but now you're dead and
up your phone bill, right, youjust gotta jerk off real quick.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But the thing with those sex lines much like a
psychic line.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They edge you oh, oh shit.
So like a psychic line will belike just three more dollars and
I think we're gonna tell youwhat's gonna happen next week
and then the then the sex lineis like just stroke it, stop
touching it stop touching it,just stay hard for me just wait,
I'm not ready yet.
And then all of a sudden youpay $150 to nut on your stomach.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, interesting, interesting it is not, but I
will say the name Babe Station,pretty catchy it is.
I hope they can move away fromthe serial killer and just go
back to being like hey, welcometo the station full of babes.
Exactly your babe station.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's Babe Station, yep, babe Station.
Been there before.
Well, speaking of semen, wehave discussed, maybe briefly,
the sperm race that's going tohappen.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh, that's right.
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
So there's going to be a sperm race.
This is all going to happenunder a microscope, Literally,
guys are going to be jerking offand then they're going to watch
their sperm race.
This is the future.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Holy shit.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Universal health care no.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This is what adult guys do, but they learned it
from college when they werestanding in a circle and trying
to put what is it?
Syrup on pancakes.
Oh whatever, you guys all havea name for it.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What was it called Syrupy pancake?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Syrup and pancakes.
Syrup and pancakes.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
This is happening today.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh horrifying.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
The sperm race is happening.
What it's USC versus UCLA, whatthe fuck is going on.
We'll cover it on Monday.
We'll do a full recap.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
But why are they the cutest little twinks I've ever
seen?
Speaker 2 (27:34):
in my life Because their spunk is strong and young.
Look at them.
My semen is literally smoking acigar, trying to investigate a
crime.
Their semen is still like Ilove eggs and mine is just like
I think I'm trying to be a vegan.
Okay, so the world's first eversperm race is on deck.
It's happening today.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Tristan versus Asher.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, two young sperm donors, both probably gay for
pay, but most likely strayed onthe weekend.
Yeah, tristan from USC andAsher from UCLA.
They are preparing to do battle.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Why is Tristan doing the shush thing against his lips
?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It's kind of like a Rizzler type thing, I think he's
like shh.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
don't tell anyone I'm about to jerk off.
Don't tell my parents I'm doingthis.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Please I mean honestly if my kid did this,
that would be front row.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
He's holding up his nose too.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah, he is kind of holding up his nose Go get him
son.
I'd be like that spunk that hemade is my spunk too.
That's my boy's voice, sothat's my boy.
They are going to do afull-blown sperm athletic
competition.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
You can't call it athletic.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It they well okay.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
It's not athletic.
It's not athletic.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, live sperm racing is not athletic.
No, so you're saying NASCAR isalso not a sport?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh, so you're saying that the little sperms are in
there just kind of stretchingand warming up?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
They've been having a little coach in there.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's like we've got a big day coming up and we're
not going to lose this time.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, just one sperm who's older than the rest,
because he didn't get shot outlike a month ago.
He's like I stayed in.
I know what the world's likeout there.
I crawled back in Hold on fordear life.
So Tristan and Asher, they saytheir healthy lifestyles and
diets are going to make theirsperm best swimmers.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Pineapples.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Well, that's for flavor.
And they've also said they areabstaining from sex.
They've been abstinent.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Ew, it's going to be so much so much.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah, it's really gross.
So there's a startup, it's ascience startup, right, this is
again the sperm racing sciencestartup.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yes, it's going to be huge.
That's why they're shirtlessfor science.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yes, Right, that's another thing.
They that's why they'reshirtless for science.
Yes, Right, that's anotherthing.
They both have like thesenecklaces.
They both have necklaces withcrosses on them.
No, actually, I think Asher hasa cross and then Tristan just
has a T for his name.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Right.
No, they're going to get ranthrough if they come to
Hollywood Play at the HollywoodPalladium.
Oh wow yeah, Some Hollywoodproducer is just ready to go.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Oh my God, so many of them, what?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, so how is this?
This is very serious.
So Tristan says his medicalreport shows that he's got more
testosterone than Asher.
Ooh, asher's a bitch, so he'spredicting his high T will get
his sperm across the finish linefirst.
Nice, though Asher's notbacking down, he has a strong
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rebuttal.
Friday's race is expected todraw 1,000 people and there will
be a synchronized start beforeTristan and Asher's sperm race
through a track mimicking thefemale reproductive system.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, not mimicking the .
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
They're getting catfished.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
It's going to be shaped like two ovaries and a
cervix.
What are we talking here?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
If I was this sperm, I'd be like what the fuck guys?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
This is bullshit.
It'd be like working reallyhard and then getting a fake
hamburger at the end.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's like getting set up on a date with a wax museum
thing statue and being told thatit's actually Beyonce.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, I'll have some fun with that.
I got a fucking lighter.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well they're hoping Soften it up yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Sir, can you please?
I'm just trying to make hervagina more vagina.
She's wet, wow, and it burns.
It burns.
Should have waited.
Should have waited.
I'm half wax, so we'll see whathappens.
We'll keep you updated.
Who wins between these twohunks?
Does that?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
mean that when they start doing it, people are
watching them honk it out, orthe games begin as soon as it
exits out of the body.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
They have to have a starting gate.
The sperm are all going tostart at the same time.
It's all under a microscope,obviously.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
So I don't know, are they going to select a few sperm
, or is it going to be thebillions of sperm?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do they?
Speaker 2 (32:02):
wear numbers?
Do they have little spermjerseys?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
They're also not alive for a very long time,
unless they're shot directlyinto something.
So, it has to be fresh.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
It'd be kind of cute if the sperm stopped for a
little Gatorade, you know, likea marathon.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
And there was little tiny sperms on sidelines, tiny
cups.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Like marble racing with Cum the Cum UFC.
So I don't know.
That's what's happening now.
It's stupid.
It's all so dumb.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Where are the thousand people going to be?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
I don't know, can we bet on this Seriously?
Can we bet on sperm racing?
Because if Vegas hasn't pickedup on this yet, they are on the
fucking.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
I'm Tristan all the way.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I'm going to go.
I'll just go Asher, but I do,I'm Tristan all the way.
I'm going to go.
I'll just go Asher, but I do.
I kind of like Tristan betterbecause he's a little more saucy
.
Yeah, he's got a lot ofcharacter he really does, and he
said his spunk is a little bitmore high T.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
He says yeah, he's like I have medical science
proven.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Right.
Look at these guys.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
They're just standing in front of each other with a
microscope in between.
Like they're both just likethey're going to be, like and go
, and then they both startjerking off like towards the
Petri dish.
Is this how they're going to?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
do it.
If this is a real competition,you should have them
side-by-side and they're jerkingthe other one off.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
But then what's the incentive to jerk the guy?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
off.
The race is not them jerkingoff.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
If they're weaker, they're going to come first.
I think if you get to the eggfirst, you lose.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I hate you so much.
I don't want this.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
I mean, it is, you came first.
You're gay.
No, you're gay, bro.
You're still jerking me off.
You're gay.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It was you not done yet.
Hey, buddy the sperm's supposedto go in the thing, not your
mouth, Sorry reflex.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Wait, what Reflex God Robin?
I misunderstood, they didn'tcall me marshmallow in high
school for nothing.
Just cum bubbles all over theplace.
Oh God, they're actually goingto come into the Petri dish.
They're going to come into thePetri dish and then their sperm
is going to be.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't know.
I mean it's just I can'tbelieve this is happening.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Why didn't this happen during fucking COVID?
That's what.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I want to know.
We would have all been watching.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Good God, almighty it was underground then it was
happening, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, it was underground.
It was still pretty taboo backthen, but now it's 2025, you
know, things are changing.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I'm just happy male specimen is getting a little bit
of fucking respect around here.
Everyone's like, oh, the eggsare finite.
Yeah, eggs are finite, we mustrespect the egg.
And it's like no, let's see howthis cum can work, work, work,
work, work, work.
So anyway, best of luck.
We'll keep you updated.
When is the race?
Is it tonight?
It's tonight Tonight.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
In fact, we got to go , we got to go.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
We should go see it.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It's for research.
I got to see what the ticketscost.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
It's part of our high-profile journalism.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, just there, with a little notepad, it'll be
my Hunter S Thompson moment,exactly.
Yeah, we can take a bunch ofmushrooms and acid, yeah, and
acid.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Just be in like Edward James Olmos glasses and a
bucket hat, yeah.
What are tickets going for?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Sperm Racing LA Circuit.
Tonight, April 25th, 6 pm atthe Hollywood P-P-P-Palladium.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Why is it at an arena , I don't know?
Oh, it says event canceledEvent canceled Event canceled.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
After all this, what they're scared.
What the fuck?
No, I'm so pissed off.
No fucking way, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
One of them got drunk and had a one night stand last
night.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Then he spunked Tristan spunked.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Tristan spunked, he couldn't handle the fame.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh, oh, it switched venues.
Stinky situation.
Where's it at now?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Let's see Switch change of venue From the
Palladium yeah, and it sold out,by the way.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I'm sure it did what.
I'm sure it freaking did sellout.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Who bought these tickets?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
We are.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Well, it's USC versus UCLA, so it's probably a ton of
people like rah-rah for theirschool.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Of course, yeah, wow, this is college athletics.
This is peak college athletics.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, that's pretty on the nose.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
I mean they start drafting these kids or scouting
these kids in like fourth grade.
Now we might as well just spunk, Just look at the semen and be
like that's an offensive linemanright there.
I see he's going to be great atPurdue.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
All right, anything.
They're keeping thisunderground.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Tickets were refunded .
La Center Studios oh, is that astudio?
Okay, so LA Center Studios,yeah, a popular 20-acre campus
known for hosting conventionsand festivals.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay, well, there you go.
Let us know If you were there.
Let us know how it went.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Let me see that photo of them dressed like fucking
scientists With.
Let me see that photo of themdressed like fucking scientists
Yep, with their robes.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh my God, it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
What the hell Good for them oh.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Lord, okay, all right , well, just lastly, you know
we're going to dim the sun.
Oh, wow, what?
Yeah, scientists have receivedapproval to test whether dimming
the light from the sun willcombat global warming.
Geoengineers at the AdvancedResearch and Invention Agency.
They've been given $66 millionto inject aerosol particles into
the stratosphere and it's goingto reflect the light from the
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sun so that it's going to makethe Earth less hot.
And so we're doing that now.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's insane.
Also, it's really funny that abunch of scientists were sitting
around and then one had like acrazy idea and was like, oh guys
, you know what I do when Ithink the light's too bright, I
dim it.
I dim it and everyone's like ohmy God, we should dim the sun.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
So isn't that the amazing thing of science.
It goes from cum racing all theway to sun dimming.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, they're really doing it up there.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
So the conspiracy theorists?
Probably another W for them.
I think they've been talkingabout how they're going to fuck
with the sun for a long time andit'll be really exciting.
So Mark Symes?
He says the uncomfortable truthis that our current warming
trajectory makes a number ofsuch tipping points distinctly
possible over the next century.
Anyway, what he's just sayingis it's fucking really hot and a
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bunch of shit's going to happen.
And then he says having spokento hundreds of researchers, we
reached the conclusion that acritical missing part of our
understanding was real worldphysical data.
These would show us whether anyof these potential approaches
would actually work and whattheir effects would be.
So they're working on doingsome seeding and then they're
going to dim the sun, and sothat'll be super exciting.
(38:30):
As you can see here, a planewill fly by.
It looks kind of like what theywould call a chemtrail, and
then that chemtrail will dim thesun.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Well, yeah, I mean hopefully that's all it does.
They might come back and belike, hey, we fucked up, the
sun's gone.
Yeah, they blew up the sun,we're about to have an ice age.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
No, it's fine.
We're going to come up with anLED light system.
It'll be fine.
They're trying to make the sunBluetooth accessible so that
they can switch around thecolors and the dimming of the
sun.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Hey, hear me out.
Can we put a nipple on it?
Shut up, why are you here?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
It doesn't even go here.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Some people are calling this quote barking mad.
They say this is barking mad,don't do it.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
So they only asked British people how they felt.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
According to Michael Mann.
They say the areageoengineering program is a
dangerous distraction from thework that needs to be done to
achieve net zero carbon dioxideemissions.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
So, anyway, what a world we live in.
It's insane, the things thatthey're thinking of coming up
with and then actually coming upwith.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
They're really doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
They're really freaking doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
This is what they get for letting us grow up.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You know the world that we are in.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
All the idiots you went to school with back then.
That's who's happening rightnow.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I know, adults I know .
Speaker 1 (39:49):
These are adults.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
It really is.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Sperm racing.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Sperm racing Sun dimming, sun dimming.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
We're in it.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I guess I'm happy to be growing up in this timeline.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's an interesting one, I'll say that.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's interesting, I mean back in the day you're like
, oh, we have TV.
That I can't believe TV wasinvented.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, we're racing comingdimming the sun.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Right, it's just so much more, and we're just
supposed to deal with all this.
The future.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah, it's so fucking stupid I didn't realize it
could be so stupid.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
It is a combination of the Flintstones and the
Jetsons.
Yeah, Because we're like rockpeople but then also, like my
maid, can blow me and clean well, that's.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
That's a conspiracy theory is that the jetsons
happened before the flintstonesthey got so advanced, they ended
up fucking dimming their sunand then went back to the
fucking how the hell do you knowthat?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
I'm into weird things I see that yeah he is yeah like
rocks kyle and I are gonna raceour fucking cum yeah and I'm
gonna leave.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I will not be attending that all right, well.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Well, any comments from the chat.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Yes, pano said ready, set on your marks come, come,
come, come, come come come come.
False start False start Bringit back.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Bring it back, come on.
Speaker 1 (41:04):
They can't control that.
They both come at the same time.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's the thing what's going to
.
Is God real?
Is God real?
Why does sperm know how to swim?
Why does it know how to run?
Why does it know what, if youjust have a sperm that just sits
there like a lazy fucking sperm?
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, come on, let's go Then just starts playing
sperm video games.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Go, you fuck.
And then three of them on theside are like we're going to
start a podcast and talk aboutthe race coming.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Oh my God, but we're not going to actually do it.
We're going to lose work tosperm and AI.
You fucks, oh lordy.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, I mean, everyone's just pretty much
shitting on that guy with the 47tattoo.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
People are saying it might have to do with the hitman
from the hitman game.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Oh my God, Hitman game.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Oh my god, which would be so much worse, so
douchey, so weak, absolutely,yeah, alright.
Well, thank you all so much forlistening to another great week
of OK Bud.
Support the show Patreoncom.
Slash diebud, please, and go tookbudpod at gmailcom.
Shoot us some emails and, ifyou can, just rate and review
(42:12):
and subscribe, yeah, and justlike the show and spread the
word.
If you like the show, pleasejust tell people it's a fun show
and you're not going to heartoo much.
Everyone's blabbing aboutbullshit.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And we blab about fun shit.
Yeah, because the whole worldis we're just.
We got to have a little fun outhere.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
We have to.
The sun's getting dim, we gotto lighten things up.
We have to lighten things up.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I mean, we talk about murder and rape the whole time,
but you know what?
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Whatever and cum.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
And cum Can't forget, cum.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
All right everyone.
Thank you for listening.
Have a wonderful weekend, Hailyourself.
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