May 2, 2025 • 45 mins
Ever wondered what happens when someone has an affair with a married person in North Carolina? Apparently, they can be sued for wrecking a home. We kick off this episode exploring the fascinating "Home Wrecker Law" and the case of former NFL player Steve Smith Sr., who's facing a $100,000 lawsuit after an alleged affair with a married woman. The explicit text messages and confrontational phone calls make for a wild story that raises serious questions about personal accountability in relationships.
From relationship drama to bizarre legislation, we venture into Texas where lawmakers are bizarrely focused on banning "furries" from schools. The "Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing in Education Act" (yes, that spells FURRIE) might just be the strangest piece of legislation we've covered yet. While students struggle with math and science, Texas politicians are worried about kids dressing as animals—making us wonder about priorities in our educational system.
Things get even messier as we dive into the case of Pennsylvania's "Delco Pooper," a woman who took road rage to a whole new level by defecating on a stranger's car after being called a "fat bitch." Her mugshot alone tells a story, but her claim that it was a "clean poop" had us all questioning humanity. We round things out with a controversial Arizona bar that created t-shirts comparing their underage drinking bust to 9/11, offending pretty much everyone with a conscience. Between paying respects to a 98-year-old Mets superfan with an unfortunately hilarious name and closing with some Winnie the Pooh wisdom, this episode showcases the absurdity of American legislation and human behavior when pushed to extremes.
Whether you're fascinated by weird laws, bizarre human behavior, or just need a good laugh at the expense of those who take themselves too seriously, this episode delivers. Send us your thoughts or pictures of your pets at okaybudpod@gmail.com and support the show at patreon.com/die_bud to catch us live each week!
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get to see it.
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No, you don't get to see my toes.
All right, let's get to our.
So this is a conversation Iwant to have with you guys.
Okay, it involves a law, okay.
Okay, it's a nation of laws,laws your suggestions.
Unless you're the ones who makethe laws and then you have no
rules.
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Yeah, Steve Smith Sr.
He's an ex-NFL football player.
Right, he is being charged inNorth Carolina under a a law
called the home wrecker law homewrecker.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, I know about this .
Speaker 1 (01:51):
This might be the law that finally gets casey anthony
put behind bars.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh my god that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She's slippery anthony martinez has filed a
complaint against smith becausebecause Smith had a months-long
affair with his wife, nicole.
Yeah.
So Anthony Martinez is like mywife is banging this ex-NFL
player who's got money.
He's got still a six-pack CTE,so he's just dumb enough to be
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fun.
Yep, yep so he doesn't knowthat you're taking all of his
cash right under his nose.
Martinez is asking for $100,000from Smith in a civil suit
because North Carolina passedagain this home wrecker bill,
the home wrecker bill.
I think this is justfascinating.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
How many homes in North Carolina had to be wrecked
for this to be?
Like?
All right guys, we cannot keepdoing this anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
We're going to need some legislation.
Can we get this?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
in writing.
Can we get this documentedplease?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, between that and the storm that went through and
destroyed North Carolina, thismight be the place where homes
are wrecked the most, and ourthoughts are with everyone
suffering right now via thosestorms, including this guy.
Including this guy.
So the home wrecker law lets aspouse sue the person impeding
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on or breaking up the marriage's.
Quote love and affection.
Okay, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, Jerry, thoughts Okay.
First of all, I know that thereOkay no, this is crazy, this
okay.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What are your Jerry thoughts?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, first of all, I get I know that there's
emotional cheating.
Yes, and that's exactly why youcan you separate the love and
affection yourself.
First it becomes separatedbefore you actually put anything
into action.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, this is the big conversation couples are having
now.
If you're in a relationship,can you also subscribe to
somebody's OnlyFans?
Many couples are breaking upbecause of that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well again, if you see Tanya every single day
online and you have arelationship with her that
involves giving her $100,000every month, that's bad.
I probably wouldn't be down forthat.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And then Tanya's about to be sued by your ass for
$100,000 and you're going toget that money back, yeah.
But at the same time, where isthe personal accountability?
Yeah, exactly because.
Isn't it up to this dude's wifeto be like yeah, yeah, sorry, I
don't really want to have sexwith you anymore because this
ex-nfl player is coming over tobang me out and he's all
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athletic and stuff with a bigold ding dong right.
So, anthony, you're not reallycutting it right, isn't it just
as much her fault as it is stevesmith senior's fault, who's
just trying to get laid by a galin north carolina?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
yeah, I don't even think it's steve smith senior's
fault at all we went throughthis in boston when ema oduka
was hooking up with someone inthe celtics organization boston,
former boston's head coach.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, the celtics.
I obviously knew that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, no one knew that the way the news covered it it
was.
He was pretty much the bad guyand he had sex with a Mormon
mother of three.
They kept saying that over andover Mormon mother of three.
She was banging him too.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's actually worse that the Mormon mother of three
Just completely against herreligion.
Yes isn't she just supposed to,like I don't know, just sit on
a bed while someone like soaksin her?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They do this soaking.
Yeah, I don't know.
Just sit on a bed while someonelike soaks in her or something.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, they do the soaking yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I was watching an Instagram because, you know
again, I get a lot of my newsfrom the Instagrams.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's where it's most reliable.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They were interviewing a bunch of Mormons
at BYU and anal is big.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Anal is big.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Because it quote.
Unquote does not count.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And then one gal was saying that her roommate was
with a guy and they were soaking.
The guy was soaking inside ofher vagina.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And you know what she said, she did, what she shook
the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, sometimes they get a third person in there just
to jump on the bed, so thatthey're not the ones that are
causing the friction.
They're like no, I'm justhanging out here, I'm just in
your hallway.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's not right.
That's not right, it isn't so.
The allegations against Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh God, there's no loitering.
Shouldn't be allowed down there.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I know that's fucking weird.
Yeah, soaking is so muchweirder than just straight up
having sex.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It is also having sex .
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, it is, but I don't know that's all the fun of
friction, yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Unless someone's frictioning it for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Right, so Smith, he's 45 years old.
These allegations came to lightin February when screenshots
between the five-time pro bowler, again, Anthony Martinez, I'm
sorry your wife is banging afive-time pro bowler.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, he should be happy.
He should.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, because not all affairs are equal.
If your wife all of a suddenstarts banging like a super rich
five-time pro bowler, you're inthe same league as him now.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah you're in the same class you get upgraded.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You are so upgraded but if she bangs but also his
ego is absolutely steamrolled no, no, he's a five-time pro
bowler, exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
His wife is banging another one.
He tried to get clout on TikTokby using this.
He called Steve Smith.
He got his phone number and waslike you're fucking my wife.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And thought people would have his back and they
were just like you.
Look like an idiot, callingthis guy and harassing him and
recording yourself harassing himyes.
Yeah, and he's also bangingyour wife, so that's a double no
.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's a double whammy.
It is a double whammy.
But if he was working in thetoy section at Target at 50
years old and his wife had anaffair with that person, you
know if the person that she wasbanging was just a normal
everyday Joe, that'sembarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That would be embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, superstar played for the Ravens, badass
dude, yeah.
So he went after him.
He shared the screenshotsbetween the Pro Bowler and his
wife and then he posted them onsocial media, yes, and it is
interesting because some ofthese messages are quite intense
(07:44):
.
The first message starts withyes, sir, that's coming from her
.
That's nice of her.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes, sir, yeah, that's how she meant that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, she kind of did , Because then he says take me
down your throat, like you kindof like it Kind of.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Just kind of.
So he says, okay, like you havea passing interest.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
All right, the man's a five-time Pro Bowler.
He's not a five-time Pro Bowler, sexter.
He says take me down yourthroat like you, kind of like.
That's what he says.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Take me down your throat, like you kind of like,
you know, like you kind of meantto be here, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And then he says you wanted to suck me off.
And then she says I did.
I would have sucked on it, butI had to come home.
Is this love on the spectrum?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It really is.
They're probably two verygood-looking people that never
have needed to like to likedirty talk or like do any type
of work whatsoever, and it'sreally coming through now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, he also doesn't spell out the word you, he just
goes with the you, as inuniversity.
Okay, come on.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Everyone don't start.
That's an old person thing tobe like.
Why don't you fully spell outthe words you can cut to the
point?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm almost 44.
You can be.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I'm almost 44.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You can be something the same, so I'm sorry, I do
like to spell out most of thewords yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I'm going to go back and read all your texts and just
check the grammar.
Yeah, I'm going to be a grammarNazi now.
All right, that's fine, justfor you, that's fine, that's
fine.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So he says you enjoy it, you like to feel it.
And then she says I likefeeling it deep in my wet pussy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Whoa.
And then he says but hold on,hold on.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And then he says me too, oh, hashtag.
So he's like but it's not theright.
She's like I love feeling itdeep in my pussy.
And he's like me too.
And it's like are you in prison?
What pussy are you referring to, oh my God.
And then he says letting youtaste it, though, would be such
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a turn on.
And then he says I would haveshot my nut all up inside you.
And then she says I love makingyou cum, I enjoy it more.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And then she says I enjoy it more when you're inside
me, so this guy, not my stupidhusband, dave yes, mr Martinez.
So these screenshots wereposted, but then Martinez did
delete them.
Martinez also attempted, asKyle alluded to, to confront
Smith, so he got his number andMartinez says you've been
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fucking my wife, bro.
And then he says what you gotto, and then Martinez says what
you got to say for yourself.
And then Smith responded I'msorry, my bad, sorry.
Your wife wanted to bang on aformer Baltimore Raven Damn.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Like it was probably really sincere too.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like he probably like got that tag and was like damn,
that bitch was married.
That's funny.
Well, yes, I feel like this is,I mean the romance.
Look at the romance.
I want, I want you feel youdeep in in my wet pussy me too.
I want you to kind of like it.
I want you to kind of like it.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
But here's the problem I have with this law how
can you prove that the guywho's you know know
home-wrecking the whole placeknows that she even has a
husband?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Exactly that's what I'm saying.
He could have literally justbeen like damn Just some hot
chick.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
he's banging, whatever it's, totally on the
person who is married.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
She's the one doing the wrong thing.
She is the one that isbetraying.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He's a man with brain damage who wants to get his
dick in North Carolina, which.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I can't imagine.
Yeah, so true, he's in NorthCarolina too, right?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So people are either married and I love North
Carolina and there are some verybeautiful people but the
barbecue also hits home, if youknow what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
So he might not have the most options.
Small town vibes.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yes.
So apparently this is a bigscandal and we'll keep it
updated.
I just feel like maybe thisgovernment overreach and I don't
think a homewrecker law.
If you're the jury, that'sgoing to be very difficult to
prove.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, now there's going to be— Because it takes
two to tango.
Yeah, there's going to be likedroves of men, myself maybe
included, taking their familiesover there and making their
wives have sex with wealthy mento extort them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You want to use it for extortion Via legislation.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'll be like Kaylina you're going to bang all these
rich guys and we're going to dothe homewrecker law.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Solid for you to use a specific reference with your
own family.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, that's a good idea, Really good.
Kaylina's also.
She's banged pro athletes inthe past.
Right, she has no Kyle theyweren't together.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's why you know it's possible.
I'm telling you, that's why youknow it's possible, this is the
gay thing about straight men?
Oh my God, Everything, yeah,everything right.
There's nothing gayer than astraight man.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Slapping ass playing ball games.
Yeah, just fucking grabbing ateach other depends on who your
girlfriend or wife banged in thepast, and if they are a cool
dude, you're better with it.
I mean, the movie Office Spacereally nailed it.
You fucked Lumberg because hethought it was the boss that was
an asshole and a nerd.
But no, if you find out, it'slike oh, you banged the Detroit
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Pistons.
It's kind of cool.
Tell me what it was like to bangAnthony Mason from the New York
Knicks.
And then it Kind of cool, tellme what it was like to bang
Anthony Mason from the New YorkKnicks.
Yeah, yeah and then it's allkind of weird and then you know
it could open up therelationship to a cuck lifestyle
.
But you know, to each their own.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Or you meet your favorite sports star and you're
like dude Eskimo brothers.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's what.
I'm saying it matters, itreally matters.
But then all of a sudden, ifyou find out they bang Josh Gad,
you're like oh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
God, oh God, damn it.
I'm in the same league as JoshGad as Olaf.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh fuck, I can't the snowman.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I can't.
What were you thinking, Becky?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm banging you, I don't know.
Same thing I thought when I wasbanging you.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exactly.
Well, it makes you feel thatway.
It does All right.
So homewrecker law.
I say get rid of thehomewrecker law.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, it should just be an adulterous law based on
the person that's married.
We're not in a theocracy.
Yeah, okay, they just get afreaking divorce.
I'm just yes, exactly, Just geta divorce yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And also yeah, anthony Martinez, you're not
going to look cool when you callthis guy and be like you're
banging my wife.
Bitch Makes you look weak, yeah, very weak.
Anyway, we're getting intoanother law here.
Oh, we have more legislation,wow, laws on laws.
So this is interesting.
This is in Texas, becausenothing bad is happening in
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Texas, so it's very importantthat they get furries banned
from schools.
There's a new law.
It's being put forth byRepublican State Senator Stan
Gertes, who probably wants todress like a little rabbit and
go to a con on the weekends, butisn't allowed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Isn't furries like, isn't that?
Yeah, not a thing?
Do they mean like costumefurries or like actual stuffed
animals?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Like mascot.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like mascots, yeah yeah, like furries.
You know the people who go tothe furries conventions and rub
on each other and then they comein their pants sometimes and
then they all smell all funky,although sometimes it isn't
sexual and I do respect thefurry community.
Have fun, be safe.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Don't kink, shame me here.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't care what you do, just make sure when you're
doing my taxes on Monday after astrong Sunday of furring, you
get the numbers right.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, it's good to have them clear their heads.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It would be bizarre if you are at a furry convention
and then the guy just takes hismask off and he's like Ben.
Yeah, larry from Tax.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Act.
Yeah right, like I don't know.
Oh my God, Dude my pharmacist.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
God, I've got to go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, between that and a Klan's hood, you don't
want a judge taking off eitherof those things Nope.
So there are reports of apresence of furries in a
Smithville school, so he saysthis is happening in districts
across the state.
So he says this is happening indistricts across the state and
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we need to help them with toolsto get these furries out of the
classroom.
this man just wants to be whatfurries are inside of the
classroom they're making it allup or maybe a master school or
maybe a kid just dressed up likesonic the hedgehog, as kids
will do yeah and they're like.
We need to ban it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's not.
Oh my God.
What is it with these lawmakers?
Whatever fight they're havingat home, they're just bringing
it into legislation, likethey're just.
It's a constant projection.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Someone caught their son.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Someone caught someone dressed as a furry, yeah
.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Both Governor Greg Abbott and House Speaker Dustin
Burroughs have backed the bill,and this is the lamest part of
it.
All have backed the bill, andthis is the lamest part of it
all, and this is why all ofthese guys are such nerds, and
nerds are ruining the world,both on the tech side and in the
government.
The name of the bill is theForbidding Unlawful
Representation of Role Playingin Education Act, aka the
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Furries Act.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
The Furries Act.
You know this is just anotherhate crime to the LGBT community
.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't even think if this isn't even is this part of
the numbers or part of theletters, the alphabets, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Furries LGBTQIA plus F Plus.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
F.
Because I think I mean I thinkthere's a large spectrum of
sexual orientation amongst thefurry community.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, yeah, for sure, yeah, so yeah for sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So the bill includes exceptions for sports mascots,
so you're allowed to be a sportsmascot or kids in school plays.
It will apply to grades 6through 12, and it will
officially ban any kids fromdressing up like furries or are
participating in any kind ofanimal persona dressing up in
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costumes or attending gatheringsdressed as an animal.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
This is really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's like there's so many things going on.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Furries is adult shit .
Why are they accusing kids ofbeing involved?
Why do they care If they dressup like furry animals?
Yeah, why are they accusingkids of being involved?
Why do they care If they dressup like furry animals?
Yeah, because they thinkthey're going to dress up as
furry animals and also fuckabout it.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, there's just a werewolf banging Mr Met and only
the werewolf gets in trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, homewrecker, homewrecker, you can't do that,
sir.
You've been caught busting afucking, a baseball.
Yeah, yep, the again.
We all know there's issues inamerican education, right um,
and there's violence in schoolsyeah we're not teaching.
Kids don't know math, theydon't know science and I really
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don't think that this needs tobe covered specifically in the
state house in texas.
There's lot of stuff going onthe price of eggs for example
Yep.
So one person says this is fullfurry vengeance.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Furry vengeance yes, there's a vendetta.
Out for the furries.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
There's a vendetta out for the furries.
The Smithville Republican says,just to be clear, they won't be
getting any litter boxes inthis Texas capital.
So they're worried about litterboxes in the Texas capital.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why do they think they're dude?
They see random things onlineand they start getting crazy
ideas.
I think he saw a human dog showonce on a meme.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well the person.
So there was a dude who turnedhimself into a dog.
Yeah, no, there's a human dogshow once on a meme.
Well the person.
So there was a dude who turnedhimself into a dog.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah no, there's like a human dog show.
I did see that as well.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But there was a person who spent like $10,000 to
turn himself into a dog, oh God, and I just read he regrets it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Now I feel a little silly yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And so now he's de-canining and he's becoming a
person again, because this is nojoke.
He said that it hurt, holy shit.
He said that it really hurt towalk because he's like humans
aren't supposed to.
What do we bipedal they say?
Or something like that yeah,we're not supposed to be on all
fours.
So he couldn't cut it as a dog,he couldn't cut it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's a total failure, oh man yeah, yeah, in south
park.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh yeah, I was like my dad, like, is that how my dad
died?
I think your dad died, do weknow?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'strue, we'll talk about that.
I'm assuming it was a shootout.
We'll just say it was ashootout.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Let's say that dude, this is the fucking dog guy.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's the dog holy shit, it looks like a real he's
a fantastic looking dog.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I'm telling you he spared no expense on this dog
costume but literally, yeah,he's like.
This is really hard this ishard on my children yeah, oh my
god, so his partner would takehim on walks and stuff.
Oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And he tried.
Oh, that poor lady or man, Ithink it was I don't recall.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think it was a cat.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It was.
Maybe it was a cat.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maybe it was a cat yeah it was a large cat, yeah,
but yeah.
So it's tough out there to be afurry and the last thing they
need is legislation coming fromthe Texas Statehouse.
Texas has a lot more goinggoing on.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
This is so unsettling .
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Than dealing with hairy, hairy humans.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So what exactly does he have to undo again, oh?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
for the dog costume.
Yeah, he's gotta unzip and Iswear to you he did, like
training.
There's a whole video arc ofhim practicing to be on all
fours and there's a whole thingand he really tried and he found
out as time went and peoplechange.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
He's going to learn to breathe through his nose
again.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, he found out at the very end.
He's like you know what?
I am not a dog, what?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's what he said.
I don't know.
Do you know that you're not adog, Ben?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I am not a dog.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I, I don't know.
Do you know that you're not adog?
Ben, I am not a dog.
Yeah, I don't feel like.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'm a dog, do you?
I might have that dog in meAfter $15,000, it turns out I do
not have that dog in me.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't have that dog in me.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Can I come home to my family please?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, I would like to actually be one of those sugar
mouses, sugar bats.
I just watched a little thingwhere they all cuddle and
they're really small.
They're like the size of asnowball and they hang out in
trees.
I think they get eaten a lot byother animals.
Yeah, I'm sure, but for themost part they just cuddle with
each other in holes in trees.
I kind of want that.
I want the sleepy animal, Ican't the bear and the gorilla.
Everyone's coming after thegorilla this week too.
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Gorillas are pretty fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I know I actually want to see this 100 men versus
a gorilla thing, so the debatecould be over.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I'm just sick of it.
The first 20 people are goingto be toast.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They're all going to be the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Stupid, stupid AI simulation of just all of them,
just taking them down.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The gorilla would win .
That's the end of it.
The beginning the middle andthe end, the gorilla Because.
Beginning the middle and theend, the gorillas, because it's
not 100 men, it's 100 individualmen and the gorilla just beats
each one of them individually.
Yeah, we don't form Megatron,mega douche, anyway.
Well, speaking of the Mets,that's not a chance.
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A Mets super fan, 98 years old.
What a life he has passed away.
But his name is so adorable.
His name is Seymour Weiner.
Ooh, no, isn't that cute.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
His name is Seymour Weiner and he was the viral
super fan.
Is it Weiner or is it Weiner?
It's.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Weiner, it's Weiner.
We know this from AnthonyWeiner.
It's spelled the same way.
Okay, sure.
So Seymour Wiener.
He died on Tuesday.
He was surrounded by friendsand family and he was a Mets
superfan, which is just a hardlife, but he did probably it is
1986 was good.
They beat the Red Sox.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I have a lot of diehard Mets family.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So I'm aware.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Mets, nets and Jets If you're a fan of those three
teams it's just a tough, toughlife.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
One-syllable teams?
I know Not good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
But he did see them win a championship, so that was
good, yeah, you see the picturehere, he's 26.
Wow, there he is Very stressfulfandom Doesn't look a day over
94.
The Mets say we are saddened tolearn of the passing of Seymour
W Weiner.
He was in WWII, one of thegreatest generation, and he's
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just got a funny name, so that'scute.
He entered the Army in 1945.
They say he was desperatelytrying to get into the military
because he was a Jewish18-year-old and wanted to fight
Hitler.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And his daughter Beth Weiner.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's nice.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And his daughter Beth Wiener.
Oh Lord, that's nice.
Yeah, they could have named herlike Justine Wiener.
What would be a fun name forwhat's a sexual innuendo for a
girl?
Wiener.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Girl wiener.
Yeah, I don't knowSuck-a-wiener?
Well, suck is not a nameSuck-a-wiener.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, we can call her Sucka Wiener.
Yeah, we can call her Sucka.
Sucka, that's not a female name, though.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
We can, we can do.
Whatever we want, we can dowhatever we want.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Are there any female names other than no?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Isn't that a bartender that we know, sucka?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
She says Sucka.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
What's up?
Sucka, Sucka, Sucka, Sucka.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Anyway, so he's dead.
So anyway, that's just, I don'tknow.
Beth Wiener says he laid therefor four hours and hours until
they finally took his bloodpressure and they said okay, we
can put you in.
And that was when he was beingrecruited at Grand Central
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Station because the nurse saidyou can't join the military, but
then they said he can.
So that's how much he wanted togo kill.
Hitler and the Nazis.
It's a different time.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
He's a very vascular Wiener.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Very, she wanted to go kill Hitler and the Nazis.
It's a different time.
It's a very vascular Wiener,very vascular, very vascular.
Rip, mr Wiener.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
RIP Mr Wiener.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All right, let's move on to another story.
This story involves human faces.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Human faces.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Faces, faces.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ew gross Faces Poop.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
The Gross Thice Thice Poop, the Delco Pooper Whoa
Alleged Delco Pooper.
The cops say she told them herpoop was quote clean.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, there's a lot already to unpack.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
There's a lot going on what is this?
Creepy-ass smile.
Their mugshot is unbelievable.
She's like I just shit onsomething.
Her name is Christina.
That is the post-shit smile.
Wait till you find it, waittill you find out.
Her name is Christina Salamito.
Christina Salamito, you did it.
Yes, she was in Pennsylvania andshe did admit to pooping on
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somebody else's car as part of aroad rage incident, oof.
But she says that the poop wasso good she didn't even need to
wipe afterwards because quote itwas a clean poop, oh God.
So that is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, she's like it just went straight through the
door, barely touched thedoorframe.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Mm-hmm the Delco Pooper.
You can see her right here.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
In the video.
Someone did get video so Jerrycan take a look at it here and
it is absolutely fascinating.
When you see the woman, shegoes up to the here we go, there
you go, oh, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Right into someone's fender.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
She goes up to the car and she takes a dump.
Why don't you do a littlerewind there for Jerry?
If you can Kyle A little rewindfor Jerry, it's on one of those
.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
The TikTok won't rewind.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The TikTok won't rewind.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
It'll restart.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
There's the human shit right there.
It's liquidy.
What Very chocolatey brown.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But then why did she?
So she lied then.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It wasn't clean.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Her butthole was clean, so she goes up, she drops
.
It was a puddle, that was mudbutt.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's not a fucking clean shot.
No, but she didn't have to wipeafterwards.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
She needs to wipe her thighs, her hamstrings.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh my god, that's so gross.
Why did she march off all proudlike?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
that Because she was proud of herself.
Look at the mugshot.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, it's so true she's very excited.
Damn, that guy did her dirty.
What ex did she poops on?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is just road rage.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
This is a random person.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
She allegedly dropped the deuce on the hood of
another motorist car after beingupset with their driving.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
This is an insane face that I'm looking at.
Is she like blown out of hermind?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I think she's just happy.
Her eyebrows are fully pluckedDefinitely a gal of the 90s.
She has no upper lip whatsoever.
She's got that.
This is All teeth, she's allteeth.
She's got a strong, just astrong suburban white lady
strength about her.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
She does, she's got an aura.
Yeah, she definitely seemsstrong.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Is this one of those stupid gum piercings?
It could be, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It could also just be something in her teeth.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
It might be something in her teeth.
It might be something in herteeth.
I just got cilantro from myburrito that I just shit on your
hood.
It's stuck in my teeth.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, she's definitely eating a high-flax,
high-protein diet.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, there's not enough fiber in there to tighten
it up.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Jerry, really take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Thank you.
Thank you so much Justfantastic.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So she is now facing charges of indecent exposure,
disorderly conduct, criminalmischief, harassment and
depositing waste on the highway,which I did not realize was a
crime.
That's a crime.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
That was a side street.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That one's bullshit, I'll fight.
I got to back on that one.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That's what she was saying.
Oh, come on, that was a sidestreet, that's not the highway.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yep, there's another.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
What are?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
you talking about Kyle?
Well, maybe you'll take herside after you hear what
happened.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Well, I did want to hear Okay fine.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So what would lead Miss Salamito to take a dump on
somebody else's car?
What she says, that the ownerof that car called her a fat
bitch, he's like hey you fatbitch, I'll tell you a fat bitch
.
And then she says I wanted topunch her in the face, but I
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pooped on her car instead andwent home.
So isn't this actually?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
a little.
I would have just punched herin the face, but that's worse.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's felonious.
This is simply misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It's just mischief.
It's just mischief, it's justcriminal mischief.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
So she's like, hey, you fat bitch.
And then I think this isactually a wash.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I mean wash the car.
Yeah, wash her legs, Wash thecar.
A lot needs to be washed.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Wash your car seat.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Holy shit, I'm fine with this.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Are between all the shootings that happen in this
country, the physical violence,the Russian road rage videos.
I've seen this is handled aboutas innocently as it could be
handled Just dropping Trowtaking a dump which obviously
she had to take.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh yeah, she was like you know what.
I could hold it anyway.
She was rushing to the bathroom, wherever she was going,
Absolutely so whatever happenedwas because she was in a rush.
Someone called her a fat bitch,probably for like the third
time that week and she's likethat's it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Also to Kyle's point.
There's an image of her in hertights.
She's wearing granny pantiesand white.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh yeah, that's a diaper.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But you do notice there is a slight brown tinge on
the back of her thigh.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I do think she may have gotten a little bit of a
Clean shot.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What if she was drunk ?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Hopefully she doesn't have cloth seats.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh my God, she does have poop all over her.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh yeah, I hate it.
I hate it.
No, I think if she was drunkthey would have known.
No, this is 100% sober, whichagain makes it much more bizarre
.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Her eyes are just weird and glassy, you know.
Yep I mean she's just havingfun.
She's having fun Clearly.
Oh dude, she enjoyed it.
She seems like she had a lot offun that day.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And again it's like it's cartoonish.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
It's juvenile.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, and I mean, we live in a world where people get
shot for doing much less thancalling someone a fat bitch.
Very true shot for doing muchless than calling someone a fat
bitch and also, if you're thatperson in the car, you got a
story.
You got a story.
Go through the car wash.
I mean, it's like one of thosethings where when you're driving
to the car wash, you do want totell every other car, like I
know there's human shit on mycar but I'm going to the car
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wash?
Don't ask.
And they're like what kind ofbird did that?
And you're like, yeah, bitchbird.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah it was a bitch Bird from the streets.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, that bitch bird did that.
Yeah, yeah, so she's beenarrested.
We'll keep you updated if wehear anything else.
I think she just needs to havea little time to relax.
She's all right by me, she'sall right, she actually kind of
has nice legs.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, my God, she does.
You're looking past the mudbutt on her thighs, you'd be
amazed what men look past.
Actually I would not.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, no, yes, you would.
No, I would I was a bouncer inNew York for two years.
I currently bartend.
We've talked about this Women'sbathrooms.
It broke everything.
I understand.
Not only do women shit, theyshit everywhere and they
everything is just whatever ishappening down there.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's a lot.
It's a lot that we deal with.
You're a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's a Toyota Corolla .
The pile of shit on the hoodisn't even the shittiest part
about the car.
Yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, that's right.
I think that's from point A topoint B.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Crap it on a Corolla.
Who cares?
See, it's a buff out.
Let's go to the wonderful stateof Arizona.
Okay, Arizona bars.
Right, there is a specific barand it's in a little bit of
trouble.
This is the question for themoment.
When are we going to startletting 9-11 be a little bit
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more laughable?
What 9-11, 2001?
Little bit more laughable.
What 9-11, 2001.
Horrible day.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I guess, when we forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, we never forget.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Forget what 9-11.
Shut up, kyle Damn.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I forgot Kyle.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
The flight took off from Boston.
Yeah, you guys were good, lastline of defense, boston.
Seriously, I thought yourracism was supposed to stop
people like that from getting onplanes.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I know you didn't do it.
What do you mean by?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
people like that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
One day we slipped.
The one day Boston was likefine, you can go, let them on.
An Arizona bar has beencreating shirts, and the shirts
say this is our 9-11.
And they're advertising thisT-shirt referencing the 9-11
attacks.
Why?
And they're advertising thisT-shirt referencing the 9-11
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attacks?
Why?
Because there was a massiveunderage drinking bus that took
place on September 11th.
So the bar quipped.
They hit the second tower in anow-deleted Facebook post after
the cops detained nearly 200suspected underage drinkers.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Which is like a lot of people at the bar.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, and out of this they made a t-shirt that said
hashtag tavern strong.
Hashtag tavern strong Like theyare the victim of this
circumstance.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
They are the victim.
This is their 9-11.
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, they should be arrested for this shit.
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
This should not be allowed.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I think it's fine.
How dare you?
Well, you must have forgotten.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I do not forget.
They say hashtag, as Jerry saidTavern Strong on one side, and
then an American flag with thewords R911 on the other
Absolutely not.
I mean, I think it's kind offantastic Cops nabbed 173 people
.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That is 173 people, that is so many people.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes and issued 163 misdemeanor citations.
Oh so 10 got away with it.
10 did get away with it.
They must have been related tothe cops, probably yeah.
And that raid did not happen on9-11.
It happened on April 24th ofthis year in Tempe.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Then why.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Because it's their 9-11.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yeah, it's the worst day in their history, right.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh my God.
Also, this bar seems like theydon't ID, so that's a problem.
So the Tempe Police Departmentthey say the crackdown targeted
underage drinking and sent astrong message.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
We're watching, are you Because?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
it took 173 underage people to figure out that this
bar is not checking IDs.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
For them to.
It doesn't feel like they werewatching.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
No, not for a while.
Yeah, it seemed like the wholebar was just full of kids, but
now we're watching.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, was anybody over 21?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It doesn't seem like it.
That's why they're taverningstrong now, because they lost
all their business.
Yeah, there's no fucking adultsgoing in there.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Everyone knew it was a teenage riot.
I never felt old until I wentto a college bar in Illinois.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh, just children everywhere.
Just to see a toddler's.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
It's insane.
I really was just like I don'tfeel like I'm in my 40s.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
And then I went there and then all the drinks are
neon and purple and in and I'mjust like these guys don't need
any more energy man, they're allfucking crazy and shit Bouncing
off the walls and then anyonewho was like attracted to
college girls, like just seethem drunk again, and then
you'll be like, oh wait, yeahthat's what it's like again.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They're all nuts.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, crying on the floor.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Crying on the floor and then just like showing their
vaginas, unbeknownst to them,and everybody else is just like
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
One nipple is just constantly out and they're like
girl, you're nipped.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I don't care girl, I love who I am One of the girls
runs away and cries and no onecan find her.
The whole night the whole night.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
She's in a bush Arizona State students took to
social media to defend theirlocal watering hole, but some
locals condemned the underagedrinking.
One commenter wrote well, Itend to believe that there's
time and a place for jokingabout anything.
This certainly wasn't it.
I suppose it's to be expectedthat students don't really grasp
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the importance of 9-11.
And this is interesting,considering few of them were
even born.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Feel old yet, let alone old enough to remember,
and I do remember that when 9-11happened, I was like this is
our.
You know what is it?
This?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
is our 9-11?
.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is our tavern being busted in 25 years this is
us getting busted for underagedrinking?
Yes, but this was our PearlHarbor.
I remember.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It was hard, it was fucking rough, dude.
I remember it.
Meanwhile, these kids are likeI don't have the memory so I
can't remember it.
And that's, in a way, healing,isn't it?
It's not healing if they'retotally like, yeah, it doesn't
fucking matter.
Whatever, bro, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean I used to make fun of just like Vietnam all
the time yeah, real sad.
Yeah, so it's real sad.
Yeah, so we don't know.
Yeah, I mean like the kids,they don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
They don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And probably yeah, they don't have any emotion.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
No, I hate that.
They need to know, they need towatch some documentaries.
It needs to be in theirtextbooks.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Right, right it's history.
Well, they're too busy makingsure they're not dressed up like
a big wolverine.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right, right, as long as they're not dressed in
furries and they have theircrocs on so they can run.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
But then you know these commenters.
This is a pet peeve of mine.
This guy says I like dark humor, but this wasn't even a joke.
It always is like I'm notracist, but have you thought
about how black people drive?
Yeah, it's always like I likedark humor, but it's like do?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
you.
I mean, I don't know and I cantell you because I am the most
darkest of the humor, but thatwasn't funny.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That wasn't funny.
That wasn't funny.
People say it's just offensive.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I know funny and that's not it.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh, and then you also have these people trying to get
clout.
Asu senior Christopher RobinsonCome on, get out of college.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, seriously, don't you got to go look for
Winnie the Pooh?
Seriously, doesn't she got?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
to go look for Winnie the Pooh.
He says I think that's Robbins.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, robin.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
This is close enough.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Oh man, I don't think about Winnie the Pooh again.
I stopped.
That explains why it's no goodfor climbing.
Can you do your Winnie the Pooh, Kyle?
Oh, Christopher Robin.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Say more.
That's why it's no good forclimbing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I love Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, let's do Boston yoga soon.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So one person says I just think it's offensive,
especially since I'm from theeast coast.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Okay, it matters the most to me.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah.
And then he says I'm from NewJersey.
I know a lot of people who werein 9-11.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Do you Do you?
9-11 was an inside.
Do you Do you?
Yeah, come on, 9-11 was aninside job with Christopher
Robin.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Oh my God, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Can you just Google Winnie the Pooh quotes and say
some to end out the week?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, what's the one where he's like I am short and
fat and proud of that?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh, actually, let of that, I love it.
So this bar is in a lot oftrouble and it is probably they
probably do need to reassess howmany underage people they're
allowing into their bar.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Probably considering it was all of them.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And also if you are running a bar, 173 people, not
one person tipping College kids.
Don't tip College kids peoplenot one person tipping.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yes, college kids don't tip.
College kids have no idea whattipping is.
No, no clue.
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
There was a bar in Menominee, wisconsin, called
Off-Broadway.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
All the bars in Menominee.
Let me guess.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Broadway was like a block away.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
No, it was on Broadway.
They called it Off-Broadwaybecause it wasn't in the middle
of the street.
Okay, sure, all of the barssounded like gay bars because it
was in the middle of a town ofno people.
So it was the Den, the Log Jam,off-broadway, wow.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
This sounds like a great old daytime.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Oh my God, that's amazing.
Enough about Tony, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But anyway, they would do a thing called Beat the
Clock where it started at 20.
It started at 25 cents.
Every 30 minutes it would go upa quarter.
So after two hours it was $2.
And we were pissing in plantsand taking dumps on cars.
What Shut up?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Call me a fat bitch yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, so anyway, everyone's just all mad at this
tavern.
So if you're of age, go to thisbar and say you know what you
can or don't, I guess, but thebar just needs people of age.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
But maybe the bar also, I mean.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't know, go on a date there or something.
Order like a whiskey.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, it's called the Tempe Tavern.
It does look like kind of a funlittle dive bar.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
It looks cute.
It looks like it could be avibe if there are adults in
there.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Either way All right.
Well, let's get to somecomments here, shall we?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Pano says the only tipping in a Wisconsin bar is
cow tipping.
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Apparently cow tipping's a myth.
Why, I don't know.
Somebody told me it was a mythyeah.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So you just believe it's a myth because one person
said it's a myth, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Well, the thing is they say cows don't sleep
standing up, they sleep on theground.
I can imagine that too.
But the goal is that the cow issupposed to be sleeping upright
, and then you get the shoulderinto it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, well, what if they're just like idle?
Yeah, but not asleep Not asleep, but not like you know, just
kind of like sitting there inlike a, like I do sometimes when
I'm staring into an abyss ofdarkness.
Yeah, Disregulating.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
That's true, yeah, anything else.
They were discussing differentnames and now that Pano said
Anita Snatch, I think it wouldbe Anita Wiener.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Anita Wiener, anita Wiener, there we go, anita works
.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Pano got us halfway there Appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Thank you, anita Wiener.
That's the name.
That's a perfect one.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Furry Vengeance sounds like a great movie title.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's from Claire Nice.
Claire nailed it.
Thank you for that.
That needs to be made.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, it would also make a great sequel Furry
Vengeance 2,.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Electric Boogaloo.
It needs to have Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh, my God.
It has to have Nicolas Cage.
Yeah Well he is in one of those.
Isn't that Wally's Wonderland?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, a bit.
Wonder World, wally's WonderWorld, yeah, wonderland.
Yeah, that movie is fantastic.
It's so fucking great.
I liked Five Guys at Freddy's,but Wally's is so much better.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I serious, I can't believe no one heard of Wally.
It's what it was based off.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
It's what it was based off.
They just didn't get the IP.
Yeah, gross Rough.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah.
And then Vanessa says we don'tneed a law, Just let schools
govern their own dress codes.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, it's just a dress code.
We used to wear nothing butpro-wrestling shirts and then
they banned them.
Ooh, they said, suck it.
Yeah, because they said, and itsaid blood from a stone.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, I did the X thing to my friends last night when I
won 40 bucks in a card game.
Oh, suck it.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Suck this bitch Cow tipping.
It's a common term referring toan urban legend of sneaking up
on a cow while it's sleeping,standing up, and pushing it over
.
However, this activity iswidely considered a myth because
cows, again, do not sleepstanding up.
So we learned another thingtoday, Wow.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Okay, vanessa's also saying she lives in Ohio.
She's never cow tipped, butpeople in Ohio wrestle pigs at
the fair.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh, yes, I believe that.
Well, that's just dating, oh my.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
God, that's just stupid, that's just dating.
You just say wow.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's just wow.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Wow, kyle Tola.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I'll wrestle a pick or two.
What?
That's my wife, kyle Tola.
Yeah, all right, let's play.
Let's go out with the week.
Let's go to Winnie the PoohClose out another fantastic week
of OK Bud.
From the bottom of our hearts,we want to say thank you Also.
This is Friday.
This is my third Friday.
No booze.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yay Friday.
This is my third Friday.
No booze.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I've done it and I've had so much fun.
I've been able to drive mytruck around and I actually
think I've done more stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I think you have too.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
It's been amazing we're going to go out to the
movies and.
I'm still hanging out with myfriends and I'm not just sitting
there all sad.
I mean I'm half a tree of weed.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, I mean, it isn't everyone, it's California.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Go celebrate the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, yeah, let's go bat out some ponies.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, all right, let's listen to a little Winnie
the Pooh, just to feel goodbefore we close it out.
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Let's do it For food.
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Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbler Time for something
sweet.
I love it.
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I am short, fat and proud ofthat, and so, with all my might,
I come down, up, down to myappetite.
I don't know when he's apoomate sparking While I, up
down, touch the ground.
I think of things to chew Likehoney and milk and chocolate
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with a hefty happy appetite.
I'm a hefty happy poo.
It's a happy poo.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Hefty happy poo.
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Oh, that's what that chick took out of car.
Hey, just like on that Corolla.
Alright, everyone, hailyourself.
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Send us pictures of your animals, your cats, your
dogs, your toads, your frogs,whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I thought you said toes.
Please don't.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I thought you said toes too.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was like oh no Send pictures of your toes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know what's going on with the toe game.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
All I know is the girlfriends that I have.
You just can't, just you can'tjust go around offering free
feet anymore.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, indeed, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You really just can't .
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And it's unfortunate, because sometimes they do want
to frolic barefoot, of course,you do Now, but now you don't
get to see it.
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No, you don't get to see my toes.
All right, let's get to our.
So this is a conversation Iwant to have with you guys.
Okay, it involves a law, okay.
Okay, it's a nation of laws,laws your suggestions.
Unless you're the ones who makethe laws and then you have no
rules.
(01:35):
Yeah, Steve Smith Sr.
He's an ex-NFL football player.
Right, he is being charged inNorth Carolina under a a law
called the home wrecker law homewrecker.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh, I know about this .
Speaker 1 (01:51):
This might be the law that finally gets casey anthony
put behind bars.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh my god that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
She's slippery anthony martinez has filed a
complaint against smith becausebecause Smith had a months-long
affair with his wife, nicole.
Yeah.
So Anthony Martinez is like mywife is banging this ex-NFL
player who's got money.
He's got still a six-pack CTE,so he's just dumb enough to be
(02:21):
fun.
Yep, yep so he doesn't knowthat you're taking all of his
cash right under his nose.
Martinez is asking for $100,000from Smith in a civil suit
because North Carolina passedagain this home wrecker bill,
the home wrecker bill.
I think this is justfascinating.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
How many homes in North Carolina had to be wrecked
for this to be?
Like?
All right guys, we cannot keepdoing this anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
We're going to need some legislation.
Can we get this?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
in writing.
Can we get this documentedplease?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yes, between that and the storm that went through and
destroyed North Carolina, thismight be the place where homes
are wrecked the most, and ourthoughts are with everyone
suffering right now via thosestorms, including this guy.
Including this guy.
So the home wrecker law lets aspouse sue the person impeding
(03:16):
on or breaking up the marriage's.
Quote love and affection.
Okay, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Okay, Jerry, thoughts Okay.
First of all, I know that thereOkay no, this is crazy, this
okay.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
What are your Jerry thoughts?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, first of all, I get I know that there's
emotional cheating.
Yes, and that's exactly why youcan you separate the love and
affection yourself.
First it becomes separatedbefore you actually put anything
into action.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, this is the big conversation couples are having
now.
If you're in a relationship,can you also subscribe to
somebody's OnlyFans?
Many couples are breaking upbecause of that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Well again, if you see Tanya every single day
online and you have arelationship with her that
involves giving her $100,000every month, that's bad.
I probably wouldn't be down forthat.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
And then Tanya's about to be sued by your ass for
$100,000 and you're going toget that money back, yeah.
But at the same time, where isthe personal accountability?
Yeah, exactly because.
Isn't it up to this dude's wifeto be like yeah, yeah, sorry, I
don't really want to have sexwith you anymore because this
ex-nfl player is coming over tobang me out and he's all
(04:16):
athletic and stuff with a bigold ding dong right.
So, anthony, you're not reallycutting it right, isn't it just
as much her fault as it is stevesmith senior's fault, who's
just trying to get laid by a galin north carolina?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
yeah, I don't even think it's steve smith senior's
fault at all we went throughthis in boston when ema oduka
was hooking up with someone inthe celtics organization boston,
former boston's head coach.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, the celtics.
I obviously knew that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
No, no one knew that the way the news covered it it
was.
He was pretty much the bad guyand he had sex with a Mormon
mother of three.
They kept saying that over andover Mormon mother of three.
She was banging him too.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's actually worse that the Mormon mother of three
Just completely against herreligion.
Yes isn't she just supposed to,like I don't know, just sit on
a bed while someone like soaksin her?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
They do this soaking.
Yeah, I don't know.
Just sit on a bed while someonelike soaks in her or something.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, they do the soaking yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I was watching an Instagram because, you know
again, I get a lot of my newsfrom the Instagrams.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's where it's most reliable.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They were interviewing a bunch of Mormons
at BYU and anal is big.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Anal is big.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Because it quote.
Unquote does not count.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And then one gal was saying that her roommate was
with a guy and they were soaking.
The guy was soaking inside ofher vagina.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
And you know what she said, she did, what she shook
the bed.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, sometimes they get a third person in there just
to jump on the bed, so thatthey're not the ones that are
causing the friction.
They're like no, I'm justhanging out here, I'm just in
your hallway.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's not right.
That's not right, it isn't so.
The allegations against Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh God, there's no loitering.
Shouldn't be allowed down there.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, I know that's fucking weird.
Yeah, soaking is so muchweirder than just straight up
having sex.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It is also having sex .
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, it is, but I don't know that's all the fun of
friction, yeah Right.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Unless someone's frictioning it for you, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Right, so Smith, he's 45 years old.
These allegations came to lightin February when screenshots
between the five-time pro bowler, again, Anthony Martinez, I'm
sorry your wife is banging afive-time pro bowler.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, he should be happy.
He should.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yes, because not all affairs are equal.
If your wife all of a suddenstarts banging like a super rich
five-time pro bowler, you're inthe same league as him now.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah you're in the same class you get upgraded.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You are so upgraded but if she bangs but also his
ego is absolutely steamrolled no, no, he's a five-time pro
bowler, exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
His wife is banging another one.
He tried to get clout on TikTokby using this.
He called Steve Smith.
He got his phone number and waslike you're fucking my wife.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
And thought people would have his back and they
were just like you.
Look like an idiot, callingthis guy and harassing him and
recording yourself harassing himyes.
Yeah, and he's also bangingyour wife, so that's a double no
.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It's a double whammy.
It is a double whammy.
But if he was working in thetoy section at Target at 50
years old and his wife had anaffair with that person, you
know if the person that she wasbanging was just a normal
everyday Joe, that'sembarrassing.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
That would be embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, superstar played for the Ravens, badass
dude, yeah.
So he went after him.
He shared the screenshotsbetween the Pro Bowler and his
wife and then he posted them onsocial media, yes, and it is
interesting because some ofthese messages are quite intense
(07:44):
.
The first message starts withyes, sir, that's coming from her
.
That's nice of her.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yes, sir, yeah, that's how she meant that.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, she kind of did , Because then he says take me
down your throat, like you kindof like it Kind of.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Just kind of.
So he says, okay, like you havea passing interest.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
All right, the man's a five-time Pro Bowler.
He's not a five-time Pro Bowler, sexter.
He says take me down yourthroat like you, kind of like.
That's what he says.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Take me down your throat, like you kind of like,
you know, like you kind of meantto be here, you know, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And then he says you wanted to suck me off.
And then she says I did.
I would have sucked on it, butI had to come home.
Is this love on the spectrum?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
It really is.
They're probably two verygood-looking people that never
have needed to like to likedirty talk or like do any type
of work whatsoever, and it'sreally coming through now.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well, he also doesn't spell out the word you, he just
goes with the you, as inuniversity.
Okay, come on.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Everyone don't start.
That's an old person thing tobe like.
Why don't you fully spell outthe words you can cut to the
point?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
I'm almost 44.
You can be.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
So I'm almost 44.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
You can be something the same, so I'm sorry, I do
like to spell out most of thewords yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I'm going to go back and read all your texts and just
check the grammar.
Yeah, I'm going to be a grammarNazi now.
All right, that's fine, justfor you, that's fine, that's
fine.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So he says you enjoy it, you like to feel it.
And then she says I likefeeling it deep in my wet pussy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Whoa.
And then he says but hold on,hold on.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And then he says me too, oh, hashtag.
So he's like but it's not theright.
She's like I love feeling itdeep in my pussy.
And he's like me too.
And it's like are you in prison?
What pussy are you referring to, oh my God.
And then he says letting youtaste it, though, would be such
(09:53):
a turn on.
And then he says I would haveshot my nut all up inside you.
And then she says I love makingyou cum, I enjoy it more.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And then she says I enjoy it more when you're inside
me, so this guy, not my stupidhusband, dave yes, mr Martinez.
So these screenshots wereposted, but then Martinez did
delete them.
Martinez also attempted, asKyle alluded to, to confront
Smith, so he got his number andMartinez says you've been
(10:26):
fucking my wife, bro.
And then he says what you gotto, and then Martinez says what
you got to say for yourself.
And then Smith responded I'msorry, my bad, sorry.
Your wife wanted to bang on aformer Baltimore Raven Damn.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Like it was probably really sincere too.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Like he probably like got that tag and was like damn,
that bitch was married.
That's funny.
Well, yes, I feel like this is,I mean the romance.
Look at the romance.
I want, I want you feel youdeep in in my wet pussy me too.
I want you to kind of like it.
I want you to kind of like it.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
But here's the problem I have with this law how
can you prove that the guywho's you know know
home-wrecking the whole placeknows that she even has a
husband?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Exactly that's what I'm saying.
He could have literally justbeen like damn Just some hot
chick.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
he's banging, whatever it's, totally on the
person who is married.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
She's the one doing the wrong thing.
She is the one that isbetraying.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
He's a man with brain damage who wants to get his
dick in North Carolina, which.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I can't imagine.
Yeah, so true, he's in NorthCarolina too, right?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So people are either married and I love North
Carolina and there are some verybeautiful people but the
barbecue also hits home, if youknow what I mean.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
So he might not have the most options.
Small town vibes.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yes.
So apparently this is a bigscandal and we'll keep it
updated.
I just feel like maybe thisgovernment overreach and I don't
think a homewrecker law.
If you're the jury, that'sgoing to be very difficult to
prove.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, now there's going to be— Because it takes
two to tango.
Yeah, there's going to be likedroves of men, myself maybe
included, taking their familiesover there and making their
wives have sex with wealthy mento extort them.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
You want to use it for extortion Via legislation.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'll be like Kaylina you're going to bang all these
rich guys and we're going to dothe homewrecker law.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Solid for you to use a specific reference with your
own family.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, that's a good idea, Really good.
Kaylina's also.
She's banged pro athletes inthe past.
Right, she has no Kyle theyweren't together.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's why you know it's possible.
I'm telling you, that's why youknow it's possible, this is the
gay thing about straight men?
Oh my God, Everything, yeah,everything right.
There's nothing gayer than astraight man.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Slapping ass playing ball games.
Yeah, just fucking grabbing ateach other depends on who your
girlfriend or wife banged in thepast, and if they are a cool
dude, you're better with it.
I mean, the movie Office Spacereally nailed it.
You fucked Lumberg because hethought it was the boss that was
an asshole and a nerd.
But no, if you find out, it'slike oh, you banged the Detroit
(12:58):
Pistons.
It's kind of cool.
Tell me what it was like to bangAnthony Mason from the New York
Knicks.
And then it Kind of cool, tellme what it was like to bang
Anthony Mason from the New YorkKnicks.
Yeah, yeah and then it's allkind of weird and then you know
it could open up therelationship to a cuck lifestyle
.
But you know, to each their own.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Or you meet your favorite sports star and you're
like dude Eskimo brothers.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That's what.
I'm saying it matters, itreally matters.
But then all of a sudden, ifyou find out they bang Josh Gad,
you're like oh.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
God, oh God, damn it.
I'm in the same league as JoshGad as Olaf.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh fuck, I can't the snowman.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I can't.
What were you thinking, Becky?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm banging you, I don't know.
Same thing I thought when I wasbanging you.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Exactly.
Well, it makes you feel thatway.
It does All right.
So homewrecker law.
I say get rid of thehomewrecker law.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, it should just be an adulterous law based on
the person that's married.
We're not in a theocracy.
Yeah, okay, they just get afreaking divorce.
I'm just yes, exactly, Just geta divorce yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And also yeah, anthony Martinez, you're not
going to look cool when you callthis guy and be like you're
banging my wife.
Bitch Makes you look weak, yeah, very weak.
Anyway, we're getting intoanother law here.
Oh, we have more legislation,wow, laws on laws.
So this is interesting.
This is in Texas, becausenothing bad is happening in
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Texas, so it's very importantthat they get furries banned
from schools.
There's a new law.
It's being put forth byRepublican State Senator Stan
Gertes, who probably wants todress like a little rabbit and
go to a con on the weekends, butisn't allowed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Isn't furries like, isn't that?
Yeah, not a thing?
Do they mean like costumefurries or like actual stuffed
animals?
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Like mascot.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like mascots, yeah yeah, like furries.
You know the people who go tothe furries conventions and rub
on each other and then they comein their pants sometimes and
then they all smell all funky,although sometimes it isn't
sexual and I do respect thefurry community.
Have fun, be safe.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Don't kink, shame me here.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't care what you do, just make sure when you're
doing my taxes on Monday after astrong Sunday of furring, you
get the numbers right.
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well, it's good to have them clear their heads.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It would be bizarre if you are at a furry convention
and then the guy just takes hismask off and he's like Ben.
Yeah, larry from Tax.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Act.
Yeah right, like I don't know.
Oh my God, Dude my pharmacist.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
God, I've got to go.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah, between that and a Klan's hood, you don't
want a judge taking off eitherof those things Nope.
So there are reports of apresence of furries in a
Smithville school, so he saysthis is happening in districts
across the state.
So he says this is happening indistricts across the state and
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we need to help them with toolsto get these furries out of the
classroom.
this man just wants to be whatfurries are inside of the
classroom they're making it allup or maybe a master school or
maybe a kid just dressed up likesonic the hedgehog, as kids
will do yeah and they're like.
We need to ban it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
That's not.
Oh my God.
What is it with these lawmakers?
Whatever fight they're havingat home, they're just bringing
it into legislation, likethey're just.
It's a constant projection.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Someone caught their son.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Someone caught someone dressed as a furry, yeah
.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Both Governor Greg Abbott and House Speaker Dustin
Burroughs have backed the bill,and this is the lamest part of
it.
All have backed the bill, andthis is the lamest part of it
all, and this is why all ofthese guys are such nerds, and
nerds are ruining the world,both on the tech side and in the
government.
The name of the bill is theForbidding Unlawful
Representation of Role Playingin Education Act, aka the
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Furries Act.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
The Furries Act.
You know this is just anotherhate crime to the LGBT community
.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't even think if this isn't even is this part of
the numbers or part of theletters, the alphabets, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Furries LGBTQIA plus F Plus.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
F.
Because I think I mean I thinkthere's a large spectrum of
sexual orientation amongst thefurry community.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Oh, yeah, for sure, yeah, so yeah for sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
So the bill includes exceptions for sports mascots,
so you're allowed to be a sportsmascot or kids in school plays.
It will apply to grades 6through 12, and it will
officially ban any kids fromdressing up like furries or are
participating in any kind ofanimal persona dressing up in
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costumes or attending gatheringsdressed as an animal.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
This is really weird.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's like there's so many things going on.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Furries is adult shit .
Why are they accusing kids ofbeing involved?
Why do they care If they dressup like furry animals?
Yeah, why are they accusingkids of being involved?
Why do they care If they dressup like furry animals?
Yeah, because they thinkthey're going to dress up as
furry animals and also fuckabout it.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, there's just a werewolf banging Mr Met and only
the werewolf gets in trouble.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, homewrecker, homewrecker, you can't do that,
sir.
You've been caught busting afucking, a baseball.
Yeah, yep, the again.
We all know there's issues inamerican education, right um,
and there's violence in schoolsyeah we're not teaching.
Kids don't know math, theydon't know science and I really
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don't think that this needs tobe covered specifically in the
state house in texas.
There's lot of stuff going onthe price of eggs for example
Yep.
So one person says this is fullfurry vengeance.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Furry vengeance yes, there's a vendetta.
Out for the furries.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
There's a vendetta out for the furries.
The Smithville Republican says,just to be clear, they won't be
getting any litter boxes inthis Texas capital.
So they're worried about litterboxes in the Texas capital.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why do they think they're dude?
They see random things onlineand they start getting crazy
ideas.
I think he saw a human dog showonce on a meme.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well the person.
So there was a dude who turnedhimself into a dog.
Yeah, no, there's a human dogshow once on a meme.
Well the person.
So there was a dude who turnedhimself into a dog.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah no, there's like a human dog show.
I did see that as well.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
But there was a person who spent like $10,000 to
turn himself into a dog, oh God, and I just read he regrets it.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Now I feel a little silly yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
And so now he's de-canining and he's becoming a
person again, because this is nojoke.
He said that it hurt, holy shit.
He said that it really hurt towalk because he's like humans
aren't supposed to.
What do we bipedal they say?
Or something like that yeah,we're not supposed to be on all
fours.
So he couldn't cut it as a dog,he couldn't cut it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He's a total failure, oh man yeah, yeah, in south
park.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh yeah, I was like my dad, like, is that how my dad
died?
I think your dad died, do weknow?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'strue, we'll talk about that.
I'm assuming it was a shootout.
We'll just say it was ashootout.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Let's say that dude, this is the fucking dog guy.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
That's the dog holy shit, it looks like a real he's
a fantastic looking dog.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I'm telling you he spared no expense on this dog
costume but literally, yeah,he's like.
This is really hard this ishard on my children yeah, oh my
god, so his partner would takehim on walks and stuff.
Oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
And he tried.
Oh, that poor lady or man, Ithink it was I don't recall.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I think it was a cat.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It was.
Maybe it was a cat.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Maybe it was a cat yeah it was a large cat, yeah,
but yeah.
So it's tough out there to be afurry and the last thing they
need is legislation coming fromthe Texas Statehouse.
Texas has a lot more goinggoing on.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
This is so unsettling .
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Than dealing with hairy, hairy humans.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
So what exactly does he have to undo again, oh?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
for the dog costume.
Yeah, he's gotta unzip and Iswear to you he did, like
training.
There's a whole video arc ofhim practicing to be on all
fours and there's a whole thingand he really tried and he found
out as time went and peoplechange.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
He's going to learn to breathe through his nose
again.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, he found out at the very end.
He's like you know what?
I am not a dog, what?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
That's what he said.
I don't know.
Do you know that you're not adog, Ben?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I am not a dog.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I, I don't know.
Do you know that you're not adog?
Ben, I am not a dog.
Yeah, I don't feel like.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'm a dog, do you?
I might have that dog in meAfter $15,000, it turns out I do
not have that dog in me.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't have that dog in me.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Can I come home to my family please?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, I would like to actually be one of those sugar
mouses, sugar bats.
I just watched a little thingwhere they all cuddle and
they're really small.
They're like the size of asnowball and they hang out in
trees.
I think they get eaten a lot byother animals.
Yeah, I'm sure, but for themost part they just cuddle with
each other in holes in trees.
I kind of want that.
I want the sleepy animal, Ican't the bear and the gorilla.
Everyone's coming after thegorilla this week too.
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Gorillas are pretty fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I know I actually want to see this 100 men versus
a gorilla thing, so the debatecould be over.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I'm just sick of it.
The first 20 people are goingto be toast.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They're all going to be the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Stupid, stupid AI simulation of just all of them,
just taking them down.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
The gorilla would win .
That's the end of it.
The beginning the middle andthe end, the gorilla Because.
Beginning the middle and theend, the gorillas, because it's
not 100 men, it's 100 individualmen and the gorilla just beats
each one of them individually.
Yeah, we don't form Megatron,mega douche, anyway.
Well, speaking of the Mets,that's not a chance.
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A Mets super fan, 98 years old.
What a life he has passed away.
But his name is so adorable.
His name is Seymour Weiner.
Ooh, no, isn't that cute.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
His name is Seymour Weiner and he was the viral
super fan.
Is it Weiner or is it Weiner?
It's.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Weiner, it's Weiner.
We know this from AnthonyWeiner.
It's spelled the same way.
Okay, sure.
So Seymour Wiener.
He died on Tuesday.
He was surrounded by friendsand family and he was a Mets
superfan, which is just a hardlife, but he did probably it is
1986 was good.
They beat the Red Sox.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
I have a lot of diehard Mets family.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So I'm aware.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Mets, nets and Jets If you're a fan of those three
teams it's just a tough, toughlife.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
One-syllable teams?
I know Not good.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
But he did see them win a championship, so that was
good, yeah, you see the picturehere, he's 26.
Wow, there he is Very stressfulfandom Doesn't look a day over
94.
The Mets say we are saddened tolearn of the passing of Seymour
W Weiner.
He was in WWII, one of thegreatest generation, and he's
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just got a funny name, so that'scute.
He entered the Army in 1945.
They say he was desperatelytrying to get into the military
because he was a Jewish18-year-old and wanted to fight
Hitler.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And his daughter Beth Weiner.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh Lord.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's nice.
Yeah, hell yeah.
And his daughter Beth Wiener.
Oh Lord, that's nice.
Yeah, they could have named herlike Justine Wiener.
What would be a fun name forwhat's a sexual innuendo for a
girl?
Wiener.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Girl wiener.
Yeah, I don't knowSuck-a-wiener?
Well, suck is not a nameSuck-a-wiener.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, we can call her Sucka Wiener.
Yeah, we can call her Sucka.
Sucka, that's not a female name, though.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
We can, we can do.
Whatever we want, we can dowhatever we want.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Are there any female names other than no?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Isn't that a bartender that we know, sucka?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
She says Sucka.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
What's up?
Sucka, Sucka, Sucka, Sucka.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Anyway, so he's dead.
So anyway, that's just, I don'tknow.
Beth Wiener says he laid therefor four hours and hours until
they finally took his bloodpressure and they said okay, we
can put you in.
And that was when he was beingrecruited at Grand Central
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Station because the nurse saidyou can't join the military, but
then they said he can.
So that's how much he wanted togo kill.
Hitler and the Nazis.
It's a different time.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
He's a very vascular Wiener.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Very, she wanted to go kill Hitler and the Nazis.
It's a different time.
It's a very vascular Wiener,very vascular, very vascular.
Rip, mr Wiener.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
RIP Mr Wiener.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All right, let's move on to another story.
This story involves human faces.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Human faces.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Faces, faces.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ew gross Faces Poop.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
The Gross Thice Thice Poop, the Delco Pooper Whoa
Alleged Delco Pooper.
The cops say she told them herpoop was quote clean.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, there's a lot already to unpack.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
There's a lot going on what is this?
Creepy-ass smile.
Their mugshot is unbelievable.
She's like I just shit onsomething.
Her name is Christina.
That is the post-shit smile.
Wait till you find it, waittill you find out.
Her name is Christina Salamito.
Christina Salamito, you did it.
Yes, she was in Pennsylvania andshe did admit to pooping on
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somebody else's car as part of aroad rage incident, oof.
But she says that the poop wasso good she didn't even need to
wipe afterwards because quote itwas a clean poop, oh God.
So that is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, she's like it just went straight through the
door, barely touched thedoorframe.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Mm-hmm the Delco Pooper.
You can see her right here.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
In the video.
Someone did get video so Jerrycan take a look at it here and
it is absolutely fascinating.
When you see the woman, shegoes up to the here we go, there
you go, oh, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Right into someone's fender.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
She goes up to the car and she takes a dump.
Why don't you do a littlerewind there for Jerry?
If you can Kyle A little rewindfor Jerry, it's on one of those
.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
The TikTok won't rewind.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
The TikTok won't rewind.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
It'll restart.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
There's the human shit right there.
It's liquidy.
What Very chocolatey brown.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
But then why did she?
So she lied then.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
It wasn't clean.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Her butthole was clean, so she goes up, she drops
.
It was a puddle, that was mudbutt.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's not a fucking clean shot.
No, but she didn't have to wipeafterwards.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
She needs to wipe her thighs, her hamstrings.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh my god, that's so gross.
Why did she march off all proudlike?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
that Because she was proud of herself.
Look at the mugshot.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, it's so true she's very excited.
Damn, that guy did her dirty.
What ex did she poops on?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
This is just road rage.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
This is a random person.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
She allegedly dropped the deuce on the hood of
another motorist car after beingupset with their driving.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
This is an insane face that I'm looking at.
Is she like blown out of hermind?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I think she's just happy.
Her eyebrows are fully pluckedDefinitely a gal of the 90s.
She has no upper lip whatsoever.
She's got that.
This is All teeth, she's allteeth.
She's got a strong, just astrong suburban white lady
strength about her.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
She does, she's got an aura.
Yeah, she definitely seemsstrong.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Is this one of those stupid gum piercings?
It could be, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
It could also just be something in her teeth.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
It might be something in her teeth.
It might be something in herteeth.
I just got cilantro from myburrito that I just shit on your
hood.
It's stuck in my teeth.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, she's definitely eating a high-flax,
high-protein diet.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, there's not enough fiber in there to tighten
it up.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Jerry, really take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Thank you.
Thank you so much Justfantastic.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
So she is now facing charges of indecent exposure,
disorderly conduct, criminalmischief, harassment and
depositing waste on the highway,which I did not realize was a
crime.
That's a crime.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
That was a side street.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
That one's bullshit, I'll fight.
I got to back on that one.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
That's what she was saying.
Oh, come on, that was a sidestreet, that's not the highway.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yep, there's another.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
What are?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
you talking about Kyle?
Well, maybe you'll take herside after you hear what
happened.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Well, I did want to hear Okay fine.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So what would lead Miss Salamito to take a dump on
somebody else's car?
What she says, that the ownerof that car called her a fat
bitch, he's like hey you fatbitch, I'll tell you a fat bitch
.
And then she says I wanted topunch her in the face, but I
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pooped on her car instead andwent home.
So isn't this actually?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
a little.
I would have just punched herin the face, but that's worse.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
That's felonious.
This is simply misdemeanor.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It's just mischief.
It's just mischief, it's justcriminal mischief.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
So she's like, hey, you fat bitch.
And then I think this isactually a wash.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
I mean wash the car.
Yeah, wash her legs, Wash thecar.
A lot needs to be washed.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Wash your car seat.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Holy shit, I'm fine with this.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Are between all the shootings that happen in this
country, the physical violence,the Russian road rage videos.
I've seen this is handled aboutas innocently as it could be
handled Just dropping Trowtaking a dump which obviously
she had to take.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh yeah, she was like you know what.
I could hold it anyway.
She was rushing to the bathroom, wherever she was going,
Absolutely so whatever happenedwas because she was in a rush.
Someone called her a fat bitch,probably for like the third
time that week and she's likethat's it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Also to Kyle's point.
There's an image of her in hertights.
She's wearing granny pantiesand white.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Oh yeah, that's a diaper.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
But you do notice there is a slight brown tinge on
the back of her thigh.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I do think she may have gotten a little bit of a
Clean shot.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What if she was drunk ?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Hopefully she doesn't have cloth seats.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh my God, she does have poop all over her.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Oh yeah, I hate it.
I hate it.
No, I think if she was drunkthey would have known.
No, this is 100% sober, whichagain makes it much more bizarre
.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Her eyes are just weird and glassy, you know.
Yep I mean she's just havingfun.
She's having fun Clearly.
Oh dude, she enjoyed it.
She seems like she had a lot offun that day.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And again it's like it's cartoonish.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
It's juvenile.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, and I mean, we live in a world where people get
shot for doing much less thancalling someone a fat bitch.
Very true shot for doing muchless than calling someone a fat
bitch and also, if you're thatperson in the car, you got a
story.
You got a story.
Go through the car wash.
I mean, it's like one of thosethings where when you're driving
to the car wash, you do want totell every other car, like I
know there's human shit on mycar but I'm going to the car
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wash?
Don't ask.
And they're like what kind ofbird did that?
And you're like, yeah, bitchbird.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah it was a bitch Bird from the streets.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, that bitch bird did that.
Yeah, yeah, so she's beenarrested.
We'll keep you updated if wehear anything else.
I think she just needs to havea little time to relax.
She's all right by me, she'sall right, she actually kind of
has nice legs.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Oh, my God, she does.
You're looking past the mudbutt on her thighs, you'd be
amazed what men look past.
Actually I would not.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, no, yes, you would.
No, I would I was a bouncer inNew York for two years.
I currently bartend.
We've talked about this Women'sbathrooms.
It broke everything.
I understand.
Not only do women shit, theyshit everywhere and they
everything is just whatever ishappening down there.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
It's a lot.
It's a lot that we deal with.
You're a lot.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It's a Toyota Corolla .
The pile of shit on the hoodisn't even the shittiest part
about the car.
Yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, that's right.
I think that's from point A topoint B.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Crap it on a Corolla.
Who cares?
See, it's a buff out.
Let's go to the wonderful stateof Arizona.
Okay, Arizona bars.
Right, there is a specific barand it's in a little bit of
trouble.
This is the question for themoment.
When are we going to startletting 9-11 be a little bit
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more laughable?
What 9-11, 2001?
Little bit more laughable.
What 9-11, 2001.
Horrible day.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I guess, when we forget it.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No, we never forget.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Forget what 9-11.
Shut up, kyle Damn.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I forgot Kyle.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
The flight took off from Boston.
Yeah, you guys were good, lastline of defense, boston.
Seriously, I thought yourracism was supposed to stop
people like that from getting onplanes.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I know you didn't do it.
What do you mean by?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
people like that.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
One day we slipped.
The one day Boston was likefine, you can go, let them on.
An Arizona bar has beencreating shirts, and the shirts
say this is our 9-11.
And they're advertising thisT-shirt referencing the 9-11
attacks.
Why?
And they're advertising thisT-shirt referencing the 9-11
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attacks?
Why?
Because there was a massiveunderage drinking bus that took
place on September 11th.
So the bar quipped.
They hit the second tower in anow-deleted Facebook post after
the cops detained nearly 200suspected underage drinkers.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Which is like a lot of people at the bar.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, and out of this they made a t-shirt that said
hashtag tavern strong.
Hashtag tavern strong Like theyare the victim of this
circumstance.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
They are the victim.
This is their 9-11.
That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, they should be arrested for this shit.
Oh no.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
This should not be allowed.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I think it's fine.
How dare you?
Well, you must have forgotten.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I do not forget.
They say hashtag, as Jerry saidTavern Strong on one side, and
then an American flag with thewords R911 on the other
Absolutely not.
I mean, I think it's kind offantastic Cops nabbed 173 people
.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
That is 173 people, that is so many people.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yes and issued 163 misdemeanor citations.
Oh so 10 got away with it.
10 did get away with it.
They must have been related tothe cops, probably yeah.
And that raid did not happen on9-11.
It happened on April 24th ofthis year in Tempe.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Then why.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Because it's their 9-11.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Yeah, it's the worst day in their history, right.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh my God.
Also, this bar seems like theydon't ID, so that's a problem.
So the Tempe Police Departmentthey say the crackdown targeted
underage drinking and sent astrong message.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
We're watching, are you Because?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
it took 173 underage people to figure out that this
bar is not checking IDs.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
For them to.
It doesn't feel like they werewatching.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
No, not for a while.
Yeah, it seemed like the wholebar was just full of kids, but
now we're watching.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, was anybody over 21?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It doesn't seem like it.
That's why they're taverningstrong now, because they lost
all their business.
Yeah, there's no fucking adultsgoing in there.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Everyone knew it was a teenage riot.
I never felt old until I wentto a college bar in Illinois.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh, just children everywhere.
Just to see a toddler's.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
It's insane.
I really was just like I don'tfeel like I'm in my 40s.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
And then I went there and then all the drinks are
neon and purple and in and I'mjust like these guys don't need
any more energy man, they're allfucking crazy and shit Bouncing
off the walls and then anyonewho was like attracted to
college girls, like just seethem drunk again, and then
you'll be like, oh wait, yeahthat's what it's like again.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
They're all nuts.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, crying on the floor.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Crying on the floor and then just like showing their
vaginas, unbeknownst to them,and everybody else is just like
that's weird.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
One nipple is just constantly out and they're like
girl, you're nipped.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
I don't care girl, I love who I am One of the girls
runs away and cries and no onecan find her.
The whole night the whole night.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
She's in a bush Arizona State students took to
social media to defend theirlocal watering hole, but some
locals condemned the underagedrinking.
One commenter wrote well, Itend to believe that there's
time and a place for jokingabout anything.
This certainly wasn't it.
I suppose it's to be expectedthat students don't really grasp
(36:51):
the importance of 9-11.
And this is interesting,considering few of them were
even born.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Feel old yet, let alone old enough to remember,
and I do remember that when 9-11happened, I was like this is
our.
You know what is it?
This?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
is our 9-11?
.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is our tavern being busted in 25 years this is
us getting busted for underagedrinking?
Yes, but this was our PearlHarbor.
I remember.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
It was hard, it was fucking rough, dude.
I remember it.
Meanwhile, these kids are likeI don't have the memory so I
can't remember it.
And that's, in a way, healing,isn't it?
It's not healing if they'retotally like, yeah, it doesn't
fucking matter.
Whatever, bro, I wasn't there.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I mean I used to make fun of just like Vietnam all
the time yeah, real sad.
Yeah, so it's real sad.
Yeah, so we don't know.
Yeah, I mean like the kids,they don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
They don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
And probably yeah, they don't have any emotion.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
No, I hate that.
They need to know, they need towatch some documentaries.
It needs to be in theirtextbooks.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Right, right it's history.
Well, they're too busy makingsure they're not dressed up like
a big wolverine.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Right, right, as long as they're not dressed in
furries and they have theircrocs on so they can run.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
But then you know these commenters.
This is a pet peeve of mine.
This guy says I like dark humor, but this wasn't even a joke.
It always is like I'm notracist, but have you thought
about how black people drive?
Yeah, it's always like I likedark humor, but it's like do?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
you.
I mean, I don't know and I cantell you because I am the most
darkest of the humor, but thatwasn't funny.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
That wasn't funny.
That wasn't funny.
People say it's just offensive.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
I know funny and that's not it.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Oh, and then you also have these people trying to get
clout.
Asu senior Christopher RobinsonCome on, get out of college.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, seriously, don't you got to go look for
Winnie the Pooh?
Seriously, doesn't she got?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
to go look for Winnie the Pooh.
He says I think that's Robbins.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, robin.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
This is close enough.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Oh man, I don't think about Winnie the Pooh again.
I stopped.
That explains why it's no goodfor climbing.
Can you do your Winnie the Pooh, Kyle?
Oh, Christopher Robin.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Say more.
That's why it's no good forclimbing.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I love Winnie the Pooh.
Oh, let's do Boston yoga soon.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Oh yeah, we should do that.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
So one person says I just think it's offensive,
especially since I'm from theeast coast.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Okay, it matters the most to me.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah.
And then he says I'm from NewJersey.
I know a lot of people who werein 9-11.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Do you Do you?
9-11 was an inside.
Do you Do you?
Yeah, come on, 9-11 was aninside job with Christopher
Robin.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Oh my God, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Can you just Google Winnie the Pooh quotes and say
some to end out the week?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, what's the one where he's like I am short and
fat and proud of that?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Oh, actually, let of that, I love it.
So this bar is in a lot oftrouble and it is probably they
probably do need to reassess howmany underage people they're
allowing into their bar.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Probably considering it was all of them.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
And also if you are running a bar, 173 people, not
one person tipping College kids.
Don't tip College kids peoplenot one person tipping.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yes, college kids don't tip.
College kids have no idea whattipping is.
No, no clue.
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
There was a bar in Menominee, wisconsin, called
Off-Broadway.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
All the bars in Menominee.
Let me guess.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Broadway was like a block away.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
No, it was on Broadway.
They called it Off-Broadwaybecause it wasn't in the middle
of the street.
Okay, sure, all of the barssounded like gay bars because it
was in the middle of a town ofno people.
So it was the Den, the Log Jam,off-broadway, wow.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
This sounds like a great old daytime.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Oh my God, that's amazing.
Enough about Tony, yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But anyway, they would do a thing called Beat the
Clock where it started at 20.
It started at 25 cents.
Every 30 minutes it would go upa quarter.
So after two hours it was $2.
And we were pissing in plantsand taking dumps on cars.
What Shut up?
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Call me a fat bitch yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, so anyway, everyone's just all mad at this
tavern.
So if you're of age, go to thisbar and say you know what you
can or don't, I guess, but thebar just needs people of age.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
It really does.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
But maybe the bar also, I mean.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't know, go on a date there or something.
Order like a whiskey.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, it's called the Tempe Tavern.
It does look like kind of a funlittle dive bar.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
It looks cute.
It looks like it could be avibe if there are adults in
there.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Either way All right.
Well, let's get to somecomments here, shall we?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Pano says the only tipping in a Wisconsin bar is
cow tipping.
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Apparently cow tipping's a myth.
Why, I don't know.
Somebody told me it was a mythyeah.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So you just believe it's a myth because one person
said it's a myth, yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Well, the thing is they say cows don't sleep
standing up, they sleep on theground.
I can imagine that too.
But the goal is that the cow issupposed to be sleeping upright
, and then you get the shoulderinto it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, well, what if they're just like idle?
Yeah, but not asleep Not asleep, but not like you know, just
kind of like sitting there inlike a, like I do sometimes when
I'm staring into an abyss ofdarkness.
Yeah, Disregulating.
Speaker 4 (42:07):
That's true, yeah, anything else.
They were discussing differentnames and now that Pano said
Anita Snatch, I think it wouldbe Anita Wiener.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Anita Wiener, anita Wiener, there we go, anita works
.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Pano got us halfway there Appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Thank you, anita Wiener.
That's the name.
That's a perfect one.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Furry Vengeance sounds like a great movie title.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
That's from Claire Nice.
Claire nailed it.
Thank you for that.
That needs to be made.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, it would also make a great sequel Furry
Vengeance 2,.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Electric Boogaloo.
It needs to have Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh, my God.
It has to have Nicolas Cage.
Yeah Well he is in one of those.
Isn't that Wally's Wonderland?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yes, a bit.
Wonder World, wally's WonderWorld, yeah, wonderland.
Yeah, that movie is fantastic.
It's so fucking great.
I liked Five Guys at Freddy's,but Wally's is so much better.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I serious, I can't believe no one heard of Wally.
It's what it was based off.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
It's what it was based off.
They just didn't get the IP.
Yeah, gross Rough.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah.
And then Vanessa says we don'tneed a law, Just let schools
govern their own dress codes.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, it's just a dress code.
We used to wear nothing butpro-wrestling shirts and then
they banned them.
Ooh, they said, suck it.
Yeah, because they said, and itsaid blood from a stone.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh, I did the X thing to my friends last night when I
won 40 bucks in a card game.
Oh, suck it.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Suck this bitch Cow tipping.
It's a common term referring toan urban legend of sneaking up
on a cow while it's sleeping,standing up, and pushing it over
.
However, this activity iswidely considered a myth because
cows, again, do not sleepstanding up.
So we learned another thingtoday, Wow.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Okay, vanessa's also saying she lives in Ohio.
She's never cow tipped, butpeople in Ohio wrestle pigs at
the fair.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Oh, yes, I believe that.
Well, that's just dating, oh my.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
God, that's just stupid, that's just dating.
You just say wow.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's just wow.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Wow, kyle Tola.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I'll wrestle a pick or two.
What?
That's my wife, kyle Tola.
Yeah, all right, let's play.
Let's go out with the week.
Let's go to Winnie the PoohClose out another fantastic week
of OK Bud.
From the bottom of our hearts,we want to say thank you Also.
This is Friday.
This is my third Friday.
No booze.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Yay Friday.
This is my third Friday.
No booze.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I've done it and I've had so much fun.
I've been able to drive mytruck around and I actually
think I've done more stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
I think you have too.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
It's been amazing we're going to go out to the
movies and.
I'm still hanging out with myfriends and I'm not just sitting
there all sad.
I mean I'm half a tree of weed.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, I mean, it isn't everyone, it's California.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Go celebrate the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, yeah, let's go bat out some ponies.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah, all right, let's listen to a little Winnie
the Pooh, just to feel goodbefore we close it out.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Let's do it For food.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbler Time for something
sweet.
I love it.
Oh yes, I'm rumbly in my tumblyTime for something sweet.
I am short, fat and proud ofthat, and so, with all my might,
I come down, up, down to myappetite.
I don't know when he's apoomate sparking While I, up
down, touch the ground.
I think of things to chew Likehoney and milk and chocolate
(45:24):
with a hefty happy appetite.
I'm a hefty happy poo.
It's a happy poo.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Hefty happy poo.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Oh, that's what that chick took out of car.
Hey, just like on that Corolla.
Alright, everyone, hailyourself.
We'll be back next week.
Thank you for the love.
Talk to you soon.
Bye, bye, guys.
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