May 5, 2025 • 43 mins
Could New England be harboring a serial killer? Despite law enforcement's adamant denials, the discovery of twelve bodies across Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts between March and April raises serious questions. We dive into why officials seem more concerned with debunking "online sleuths" than solving these crimes, and what the evidence actually suggests.
The stupidity of criminal minds takes center stage when we explore the case of two New Jersey teenagers who deliberately set a 15,000-acre wildfire, then told police "Mexicans did it." Their brilliant plan unraveled when investigators found text messages contradicting their story. Now facing charges of aggravated arson and hindering apprehension, these teens demonstrate what happens when poor judgment meets even worse cover-up attempts.
Elizabeth Smart's kidnapper Wanda Barzee is back in custody after being spotted feeding ducks in a park—a violation of her sex offender restrictions. We examine the troubling fact that Barzee served less than her original 15-year sentence due to a "miscalculation," while her accomplice received life imprisonment. The disparity raises uncomfortable questions about how our justice system treats female accomplices versus male perpetrators in violent crimes.
In other disturbing news, approximately 100 dead cats were discovered in a Long Island home, with three survivors rescued from what must have been a nightmare scenario. On a more hopeful note, we share the incredible story of Mirage, a 12-year-old tabby who survived a 380-foot fall in Bryce Canyon National Park that tragically killed its owners.
Join us for a blend of true crime analysis, social commentary, and uncomfortable laughs as we process these bizarre headlines. Listen now to hear why everything's gonna be OK, bud.
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Let's start Monday off, wrong?
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Speaker 1 (01:15):
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Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, speaking of farts, that's what you do when
you die.
Let's move on to a potentialserial killer.
This is an update Not so freshoff the presses, but kind of
fresh off the presses.
Lukewarm update.
Is there a serial killer in NewEngland?
A lot of Professionals in lawenforcement Are protesting this
(01:40):
idea.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Not protesting.
They're not allowed to protest.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They are protesting with full force, saying saying
no, there's just 12 random womenthat are killed in the East
Coast with no connection to oneanother whatsoever.
There has now been a 12th body,oh my God.
The remains have been found inConnecticut, rhode Island and
Massachusetts between March andApril of this very year.
(02:05):
However, again law enforcementsay do not think that this is a
serial killer, because it is not.
And they are blaming quote theonline sleuth community for
spreading lies, which I guesswe're going to be a part of,
because it does seem a littlestrange, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It does, I guess.
I just don't really understandwhat the stakes are where they
can't admit that it might be aserial killer.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Also even let's just say it's not.
Are you solving any of these?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
murders.
I know seriously.
You want to give me an exampleof how one of them at least one
of them- is someone else.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
One out of the 12, as opposed to sending all of your
PR team out to be like no, it'snot a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just one person.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, just you know.
Say something like yeah, wefound that this one body was
someone's crime of passiongirlfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Boom, damn.
Give me somebody, give me somejustice for one family.
There was someone there was.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, some justice for one family there was.
Yes, an arrest was made in thehomicide of New England woman,
dismissing serial killer rumors.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, donald Coughill , 68, was arrested in connection
with the death of SuzanneWormser.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wormser 58.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
She was the very attractive older woman, I
believe.
Okay, so we have one Fantasticyeah, and that was in Groton Wow
, groton I literally justmanifested that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You manifested that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I'm happy and I'm happy her family is going to
have some peace.
Obviously, it never brings theperson back, but just knowing
that the person that committedsuch a heinous act to your loved
one will face justice is a bigdeal.
So we still now have 11 bodiesagain in Connecticut, rhode
Island and Massachusetts thatthat are no idea.
People have no idea why theywere killed or who killed them.
(03:47):
This is according to ScottDuffy.
He's an FBI instructor andcertified police instructor.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He's certified oh, he's certified in police Police
instruction.
He got a little plaque.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's kind of fun.
That means you have to takeweekend school.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That means he can give out tutorials.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I used to think when oh man, they're certified.
But now I realize that's twoeight-hour weekend classes at a
community college.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Pretty much yeah, and then you just pay $1,500, then
you get certified.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But he is.
So he says from what I've seenor heard.
First and foremost, not enoughis being put out there, so we'll
continue to create that serialkiller idea.
He goes on, but at the sametime, nothing has been said to
make any type of connectionbetween the victims, and so
that's what leads me down to letlaw enforcement continue to
(04:37):
answer the questions they needto answer, but nothing that I
have seen would arise to aserial killer being responsible
for any or most of these peoplewho have been found.
Kyle Tola, what say you?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The newest body that was found was in Plymouth,
massachusetts, at BristolPlymouth High School, which is
my cousin's high school.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
If the Ploof's fingerprints are on this, Okay.
Were there cheese snacks nearthe body?
I mean, was there a Colt 45anywhere nearby?
Very true.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He's a Sam Adams Oktoberfest guy, so there might
have been one out there he'sprobably a Marb-heavy guy.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
He's going straight.
It's a solid beer for me it'svery tasty.
It's a little on brand forMassachusetts, it really is.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I've always enjoyed my Boston lagers.
Yeah, I'm from.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Boston.
I only drink Boston lagers.
Yeah, so Ploof's fingerprintsare all over this.
Do you know where your relativewas when this person was
murdered behind their school?
I don't, okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
There's no alibi.
I cannot corroborate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Get some answers.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But I believe the body that was found behind the
high school was a man.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It could very well be .
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I don't understand this whole serial killer thing.
What do you mean?
That they're saying it's aserial killer because it's the
same MO and stuff, but theyhaven't been connected at all.
Other than the original werewomen and now this is the 12th
body, but it's a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I haven't heard of.
I'm not sure if this is like asexual thing at all.
I haven't heard.
There hasn't been.
Cops have to give some moreinformation.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If they want this to sort of not be a serial killer
thing, they do have to startcoming out with like no, this
person, that's why they're here,and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right, right, right.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Because the speculation is going to continue
.
Duffy says this is again theexpert.
He says I personally don'tthink there's anybody on the
loose targeting women in NewEngland along the waterways and
pathways, but at the same timeyou can disregard a serial
killer out there.
But don't let your guard down.
An individual who's looking totake advantage of a vulnerable
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situation will do so.
He always says he talks aboutthe buddy system.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So you gotta have a friend, you gotta have a buddy,
so that you can get murdered intwos.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, really, yeah, nothing's fun alone, no but you
got to do the buddy systemforever.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That is one area where I do claim my privilege.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six foot seven.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, no, girls, girls left and right, you're
your own buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm my own buddy.
What's up, buddy?
Yeah, I just hold my own hand,I hold my own love handles.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm just like Do you tell yourself when you go into
the bathroom if you want to gowith yourself.
Yeah, come with me to thebathroom.
Come on, let's go to thebathroom together.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm farting for two.
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I believe that Yuck.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, so we'll keep you updated on that, and I I
don't want it to be a serialkiller, but it would be nice if
we could put a little bow on it.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But anyway, yeah, this guy committed suicide.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Let's just start hacking away at these murders.
I'm sorry, go on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This guy.
He was a 39-year-old dad.
His name was Stephen Myers.
He's from Falmouth, which is inCape Cod, which is super close
to this location.
They found him with a singlegunshot wound, so that sounds
like they're prepping everybodythat he killed himself.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So now so we got out of the 12, two have been
potentially solved.
Yeah, okay, alright, okay,alright.
There you go.
There you have it.
I'm sorry for all the peopleout there who were betting on
serial killer.
We still don't know Right, evenif five of these murders are
one person.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's a serial killer, even if four.
Oh yeah, that would be.
So three is a party, four is aserial killer.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Absolutely.
Keep your chin up, keep yourhopes alive out there for your
online sleuth business, it isvery possible we have a serial
killer in New England, or at thevery least, people need to
start really really going tocouples therapy.
Yeah, because, no matter what,it's almost stranger if it's not
one person.
It is weird, matter what, it'salmost stranger if it's not one
person.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It is weird.
It's like everyone just decidedto pop someone in the same
general area around the sametime.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So we don't have one killer, we have 12 killers.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We have 12 people that just lost their fucking
minds.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah.
I think a serial killer wouldmake me more safe.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, because then we'd just be able to take care
of it in one sweep.
Just take out this one guy, puthim behind bars.
Everyone's safe.
Something's going on, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What if it's some cult shit?
That would be awesome.
It wouldn't be great for thevictims, obviously, but it could
be very, very interesting,we'll see.
Speaking of interesting and theBoston area, Kyle is going to
come now with some hot news.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Why did you have to do that?
I don't know.
Don't start sentences like that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Kyle's gonna come now .
And some hot Something is hot,I've still got the spunk race on
my mind.
That never happened.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Little Caesar's over here.
He's hot and ready.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Nothing hotter than court-ordered testimony.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Karen Reid Good.
Segue Karen Reid a beautifulwoman, beautiful woman yeah, so
the New York Post?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
they're running with this whole thing that Karen Reid
admitted to hitting JohnO'Keefe with her car and killed
him.
But people read that and theygo oh my god, she admitted it.
Over the course of this trialthere have been numerous people
who were first responders andsome of them were like I didn't
hear her say that, and thenthere were two that said they
did.
Right and one of them was thisgirl today who is the best
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friend of one of the daughtersof the family that is covering
all this shit up, right, and soshe was like I don't even know
that girl, I don't know, I don'teven know her last name.
There's pictures of them outholding on to each other,
kissing each other on the faceoh my god they're actually best
friends.
She says that she didn't know,karen yeah, well, she's saying
she didn't know the daughter ofthe family that's involved with
all this.
(10:10):
That's the ones that actuallykilled oh, right, right, right
gotcha so she was an emt thatshowed up and said uh, I heard
her say I hit him, I hit him, Ihit him and that never happened
okay now.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
did she say that on the stand under oath?
Yes, and did they cross-examineher and be like, well, it
doesn't seem like you're tellingthe truth.
Yes, and what is the jurythinking at this time, kyle?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I would hope that they're smart enough to catch
all these things, because all ofthe Commonwealth's witnesses
have been perjured.
All of them have gotten caughtin a lie.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And it is very tedious and boring.
So if you're really not payingattention, your eyes can glaze
over and just be like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, and you know it's New England, so they need their
donkeys.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You better have donkeys on tap Fucking.
Get the Dunkachinos, get theDunkachinos, get your donuts,
because these people the Bostonbrain.
It'll go to the Patriots to theCeltics.
It go to the Patriots to theCeltics it'll go to the Red Sox.
I'm crying it meanders veryquickly.
They're Italian and Irish sothey don't have a thing called
patience.
That's so true, so you've gotto keep it again.
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You need your donkeys, you needyour donies, and maybe just
show a picture of Tom Bradyevery 15 minutes, Spunk him up.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is the girl Her name's Katie McLaughlin.
And this is the girl Her name'sKatie McLaughlin, and she is
the best friend of one of thedaughters of the family that's
trying to cover all this shit up, and she was the EMT at the
time.
Yes, she was an EMT, she was afirefighter paramedic there,
okay, so yeah, the one thingthat's annoying is that we have
all these pictures.
The internet has all thepictures.
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But the judge would not allowthose pictures to enter into
evidence that she actually knowsthat girl.
I wonder why?
Because the judge is so biasedtowards the Commonwealth and
wants them to win.
So bad, really.
She rents out her summer houseto people in the family that is
trying to cover all this shit up.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's crazy she was supposed to recuse herself.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
She never did.
That's why the FBI isinvestigating this entire trial.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
There's a reason the witch trials happened in that
part of the country as well,yeah exactly.
And this seems to be almost anextension of that Boston I mean,
when you think about a group ofpeople that know how to keep
their mouths shut For real andsay what has to be said in order
to cover up for their lovedones.
No one does it better thanBoston, massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's very true, it's very Boston, massachusetts.
It's very true, it's verytribal.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's interesting also now this time has gone on.
All of this took place.
Mclaughlin said this that sheheard this on January 29th 2022,
so we're more than three yearsremoved.
I mean, the memory does fadedoesn't it?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, but footage doesn't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Right.
That's why I'm surprised thejudge didn't let the jury know,
no, they're friends, becausethat would put a massive hole in
the prosecution.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So the FBI is investigating this case, the
entire trial as well.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So, like the judge as well, the FBI has gone and
interviewed all of the peoplethat are in on the cover-up up,
and so if she is found guilty,would the FBI, would the federal
government, be able to come inand overturn it, because it was
a fraudulent conviction?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It's possible because the lead investigator, who was
a detective for the Mass StatePolice he was a state trooper he
got fired for his conductduring this trial, so he's no
longer associated.
There's going to be more peoplethat get fired in the police
force too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And Damn Are the jurors hearing that?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
They, we haven't got there.
They heard it in the openingstatements but they haven't got
there through like testimony yet.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because yeah, if you're a law enforcement officer
and you get discharged, he'sgoing to take the stand again.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's going to go up there and be like, yeah, my ass
got fired.
Here's why oh.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh my god, for real, unless he just pleads the fifth.
But he would look like afucking idiot.
And of course, pleading thefifth in Boston Is when you get
a fifth of whiskey and you starttelling the truth.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, when I really think about yo.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You think you're better than me.
It's like no, I don't think I'mbetter than you.
I know I am because you were aboxer and you got knocked out in
the first round of your oneprofessional fight.
You, you're 0-1, and now you'rea bartender who sucks.
I do love bartenders.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know, we try really hard.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know and you don't suck, yeah, Mm-hmm, I don't know
why I chose bartender.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The people with the chip on their shoulder.
They're like the bouncers.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And they look at the bartenders being like you think
you're a bouncer, so maybe Allright.
Well, let us move on and wewill keep you updated.
So that's the basic updateright now for Karen Reid.
Yes, that's the hot goss.
Do you think she is doingbetter in trial number two at
this time than she was in trialnumber one at this time?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Much better, and it's because the fbi gave them a
bunch of uh evidence that theydidn't have previously, like all
the texts between the families.
Uh, wow, the fbi had that andthe state and the defense did
not have them, and so it makesthem look so much uh more guilty
.
Because the day after shedidn't get arrested for this
crime until four days later.
(15:02):
But the day after the familywas like, um, she's gonna get
arrested for this crime untilfour days later.
But the day after the familywas like she's going to get
arrested, she better plead outor it's going to be an episode.
So they think Is it going to bean episode for them or is it
going to be an episode for her?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They were thinking it was going to be an episode for
her.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Are we talking television?
We're talking full-blown.
I think they're freaking outthat the news was going to catch
wind of it and they would getin trouble.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And that's what they refer to as an episode.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, I mean, they refer to a lot of things in
weird ways.
Remember when they were talkingabout having a crush on each
other from yeah, they're funny.
Since when From jump, from jump.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Ever since I saw you drinking that cappuccino.
All right, well, let's stay inNew Jersey.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Do we?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
have to?
Yeah, we do, and can you pumpyour gas?
Yet in New Jersey Did theychange that one.
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
New York and New Jersey are so annoying.
No, new York, you can pump yourown gas.
Not in the city, really.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I've got it.
I'll grab it right now.
I'll do it right now.
Shit, I'll get over there rightnow and pump my own gas.
I don't even have a car.
I'll shove it right up my Okay,all right, that's a new form of
coffee.
There it is, un and his buddy,new Jersey Teens.
They have set a raging wildfire.
(16:16):
Joseph Kling and his17-year-old buddy.
The 17-year-old, becausethey're underage, isn't being
named, but Kling is 19.
So he's like the super seniorthat still hangs out in high
school.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, it's not like that creepy yet, but it's like
dude come on, it's time to startmoving on.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, there was this guy, totus, who used to hang out
after he graduated and all thegirls would be like Totus and
I'm like I'm sure he's in prisonat this point in life.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So they both started a wildfire that ended up burning
15,000 acres.
Why are we covering this?
Because they're such fuckingdouchebags.
They lied to the police andthey said mexicans did it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
This is the most cartman shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was mexicans so they told, they told cops that
no, no, we didn't do it.
Oh my god, mexicans did it andyou can see a picture of the
people.
The facial hair it is almostMexican.
It is not really comingtogether.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, it's just 17 years old, is what it is or 19.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think that's the 19 year old.
That's a hard 19.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You can tell they're just idiot.
Teenagers barely grown outbeards.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wanting to be men, but they have no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Thinking they can outsmart the cops by saying
Mexicans did it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Mexicans did it, and then the cops are going to be
like alright, then we better golook for any Mexican Right.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, talk about progress.
People used to just say thatabout black people.
There was a black guy that didit.
Then they're going out.
You know, now they're moving onup.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You would see it's progressive Nice, look at that
progressive Kyle Tolick.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ultimately, investigators were able to
determine that Kling and hisunnamed teen accomplice.
They started the fires bydeliberately setting wooden
pallets ablaze on April 22nd andthen walking away.
They didn't even watch it, holyshit, what's the point?
And you can see massive plumesof smoke.
This was a huge wildfire, oh myGod.
(18:18):
They Kling and the team quotegave misinformation to law
enforcement about how the firestarted.
They both blamed the fire onMexicans.
They say they'd saw theMexicans in the woods playing
with the wood before they lit iton fire, which is exactly what
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they did Exactly what they did,so they were arrested and they
have been charged withaggravated arson.
Aggravated arson.
So they were like probablybeing all mean, they're like
fire, you're also mean, you'regay fire, that's aggravated
arson, yeah, and then they alsothey were hindering apprehension
.
So apparently that's a crime tohinder apprehension, oh, which
(19:01):
I think is something all of uscould be charged with.
I'd be like I'm trying tohinder this.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I want to hinder the fuck out of this apprehension.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Am I being detained?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, what did I do?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Kling is charged with aggravated arson, arson and
hindering apprehension.
As I said, the Asbury ParkPress reported that
investigators searched thesuspect's phones and found chats
that, quote, refute the claimthat Mexicans started the fire.
So they were probably likeremember when we started the
fire and blamed it on Mexicans?
Yeah, no way, anyone's going tofind out.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, there's a foolproof plan.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Foolproof, mentally defective plan.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, are there a ton of Mexicans in New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't even think so .
Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, it wasn't even like a reasonable thing to say,
and before you put on your caps,your I'm white and upset caps.
A lot of Indian people went toNew Jersey, so I feel like
that's the major group there.
They slipped up.
Well, that's why all thedonkey-china, that's why the
donkeys are running on time.
(20:02):
Thank you to our Indianimmigrants who have come to this
country and served us some ofthe best goddamn donut holes in
America.
For sure.
As of this past Saturday, theJones Road wildfire has been 80%
contained and these two teensare in custody.
So it's just.
It's obviously kind of funnybecause they got busted.
(20:24):
But, to Kyle's point, back inthe day you could get somebody
killed or arrested for making uplies like this, Charles Stewart
.
So hopefully these kids learn atough lesson who is Charles?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Stewart.
He killed his wife and thensaid a black man did it, and
then it took a long time tofigure out that he actually did
it.
And when the police werearresting him he drove to the
Sturrow Bridge and then jumpedoff and killed himself.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Well, they didn't get him then did they no, so he
killed his pregnant wife.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And then jumped off a bridge after they realized it
was him.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Douchebag, remember Susan Smart.
Emmett Till or was it SusanSmith?
The chick who drowned herchildren in the back of her
shitty Toyota Garbage.
She's like black men took thebabies and they drowned the
babies.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And it's like I don't know.
Wait, that was Emmett Till.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Emmett Till was in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, yeah, I was like what that was when a white
lady was like he looked at meyeah yeah, whistled at me, and
then she admitted on herdeathbed that she lied.
Yeah, and then everyone waslike oh, she's so brave for
admitting that.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, really Piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Garbage.
Oh, poor Emmett Till and themom had the open casket so
people would see what they didto that poor child.
Our children Happy.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Monday Happy Monday everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There we go.
We just decided to bring upEmmett Till One of the worst
points in American history.
Let's talk, matthew.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Shepard next.
We're speaking from a highpoint in American history right
now.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, alcatraz is about to be reopened so that'll
be fun.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Some of the ideas.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, it was too expensive to run like 50 years
ago.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yes, let's move on.
What a farce, anyway.
Elizabeth Smart.
So for those that don'tremember, in 2002, elizabeth
Smart was kidnapped by BrianDavid Mitchell and his wife
Wanda Barsby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yes, absolutely.
That was crazy.
Yes, absolutely.
A nationwide story Almostbrought 9-11 out of the.
Well, no, this was, yeah,almost brought 9-11 out of the
news.
Briefly, she was held captivefor nine months.
She was raped almost daily.
Wanda Barsby the woman she usedher as a slave and as a servant
(22:37):
and completely mind-fucked her.
Elizabeth Smart was found afterthey went shopping together and
someone was like math ain'tmath and something's going wrong
here.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
America's Most Wanted .
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Brian David Mitchell got life in prison, but Wanda
Barsby, who is just as bad.
This is one of the areas wherebeing a man ain't so good as
that.
She only got 15 years in prison, however.
That sentence was cut shortafter the justice system, in
this case an injustice system,said that's too long for her.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's Wanda.
She can't be in prison, come on, not Barzee.
Well, she was out of prison in2018.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
She has now been arrested once again in Salt Lake
City for sitting on the benchesand trying to feed the ducks.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's what she got arrested for.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, because she's not allowed in state parks,
because last time she was in astate park she kidnapped and
raped a 14-year-old.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So one of the things you don't get to do anymore is
sit on the bench that taxpayerpays for and feed the ducks
which also you're not supposedto do, because ducks actually
don't really need bread in theirdiet.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right, ooh, wow.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
And there's a bunch of worms and shit.
Ducks are fine.
Ducks are fine Also.
They have curly penises and theducks are some of the most un
when they quack at you and startrunning after you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm scared of ducks.
They're pretty scary.
They look very, very upset andnot scared at all.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It shouldn't be a hundred men versus a gorilla.
It should be a million ducksversus a gorilla, and I think
the gorilla would tap.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Because they're not like.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Pecked to death with a little flap Beaks.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh, I hate those flat beaks?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, they suck.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
So she was not allowed to visit parks due to
her sex offender status?
Yeah, nonetheless, she was seenin a park.
Barzee was reportedly releasedon the condition that she call
authorities once a week, whichactually for her is probably
nice to have a friend Just for achat.
Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Not right for any children.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
No 14-year-olds this week.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, wanda, sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay, thanks for the call you watching Deal, no Deal,
I think so, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I just love Howie Mandel.
He's my favorite comedian, soshe also had to attend court
hearings and quote not commitany more criminal offenses.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh, got it, which isn't all?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
isn't that on all of us?
Aren't we kind of on probationall?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
the time.
Yeah, yeah, we kind of are allnot supposed to commit any crime
.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, I'm surprised he even had to like, mention
that to her and be like again,don't go commit crimes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Don't be a criminal again.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Disgustingly enough, the two parks were located less
than 10 miles from her Salt Lakehome In 2002, barzee and
Mitchell.
They were street preachers.
They went through an openwindow, abducted Smart from her
bedroom at knife point.
This story, and then, of course, everyone's like what is going
on.
Did the parents do it?
It was a nightmare and afternine months I don't think many
(25:53):
people thought she was alive.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So it's a miracle she was found alive.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
After a couple weeks you can't even hold hope that
they're going to be alive.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Right.
Yeah, they say she was raped ona near daily basis and lived
with the couple in a run downhome and on campsites in Utah,
and then they also traveled toSan Diego.
Smart was found nine monthslater after a good Samaritan saw
the trio walking in the suburbof Sandy and was like these
(26:21):
people, you know, this might.
This is the superpower of aKaren, even though it's a little
bit played.
But Eric quotes Karen wheresometimes they do get it right.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, they can focus on the right problem.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
They see something that actually does not look
right.
It's not adding up.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
They're like they don't seem to have the right
economic class to be here.
Yeah, but they actually did getit right.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
They didn't just randomly profile somebody who
just dresses poor becausethey're billionaires, which is
what billionaires do.
I met the richest man inBrooklyn.
He would come in.
He had mustard on his shirt,literally.
He had like hundreds ofprobably not hundreds, but tens
of billions of dollars, and youwould walk by him and give him
change Maybe that's how he gotrich, Maybe.
So she was sentenced to 15 yearsin prison in 2010.
(27:03):
But again her sentence was cutshort, and I don't.
15 years for this.
Elizabeth Smart obviously wasnot happy when she heard of the
release.
She was set free five yearsearlier.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's insane.
Yes, right.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Just another example of a complicit woman getting
arrested at the same time as aman and the man does all the
time and the woman gets off.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Kyle Tola has spoken.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
This does not please the Kyle Tola.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh God, this is the one complaint you a fucking
totem pole, the patriarchy,uh-huh.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, it is the time that the double standard does
not work.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So Utah authorities say they quote miscalculated the
amount of time Calculated theamount of time.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Slight miscalculation , sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Slight miscalculation Smart, who is now a married
mother in her 30s, oh, I loveher.
Unbelievable, I guarantee you.
There are nails on all of thewindows, and be like Mom.
Why is it so secure?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Like you don't want to know, I'll tell you when
you're older.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So she was outraged.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, someone in the chat said she's an investigative
journalist now.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, that's crazy For true crime.
I did not realize that For truecrime news network.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I love that.
What a brave, strong womanElizabeth Smart is.
Yeah, she claimed that thefreed monster quote saw me as
her slave.
She called me her handmaiden.
She never hesitated to let herdispleasure with me be known.
Oh my God, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What a nightmare Right.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is what Smart wrote in a statement.
She says this is what Smartwrote in a statement.
She says every possible cautionand protection should be taken
when it comes to protecting ourchildren.
Whether a person is deemed acurrent threat or they have a
history of child abuse, neglect,sexual violence, prudent
measures should be taken,including housing them as far
away as possible from schools,families and community centers.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
We need to dump these people in the trash heap that's
in the middle of the ocean, thesize of Texas.
Just let them live on that.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You want to pollute, huh.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, Well, it's already out there.
You throw them on top of it.
It's like good luck.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I was reading Nature's.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Finding a Way when it comes to the giant trash heap.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
There's little bugs now, little sea bugs.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
They like plastic.
They're eating plastic.
Oh, so we're going to make anew radioactive plastic monster
pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yep, they love it.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Come out of the plastic Godzilla just coming out
of the water.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, big old plastic Godzilla.
Yeah, yep, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Isn't that kind of cool?
Wouldn't be surprised, no.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's interesting, isn't it, Mm-hmm.
So, either way, she has beenrearrested for to feed the ducks
, which is just.
This is why you can't I love myhorror movies where the villain
is a really old woman, becauseI don't trust him one damn bit.
Oh, that's just a nice oldwoman feeding the ducks.
No, no, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, she's got a creepy.
Look to her.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I just saw the woman in the yard.
That shit is scary.
Oh, did you see that?
You?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
saw that, yeah.
Did you see that?
You saw that, yeah, and youdidn't see Sinners.
I stole it online.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh, he steals everything online that makes
sense.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I would pay for it, though.
Wow, what a high compliment.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Kyle.
Oh, but I would.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I'd go back and pay for it.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wow, tell the actor who didn't get your $7.50.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, I tried it was so fucking much money to go to
the movies the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, but Sinners.
For those that haven't seen it,check it out.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh my God, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's so good.
No spoilers, but Michael BJordan, just a fantastic.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Every actor, everyone's amazing, they're
fantastic.
It was so, so sick and, kyle,you need to see it because I
need to start talking about itsoon.
Shit, soon, shit.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, please, okay, let's move on to some cat news.
This is for you, jerry About ahundred dead cats were
discovered.
Oh come on.
That's not nice.
Happy Monday, what the hell doyou think we're gonna talk about
?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
But a hundred cats were found cuddling each other
out of nowhere, and then someonerolled in on them.
I thought it was gonna be likethe world's largest gave them
away for free, and now everyonehas a beautiful kitten well,
everyone just turned off theirradio because that's a boring
story.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I want a kitten.
Do you ever see the video ofthe person who put the little
gopro on their cat?
They're like my cat's the bullyoh yeah that just goes around
and hits all the other cats.
Oh, it's so cute, it's prettyfunny 100 dead cats were
discovered in a Long Island homeSaturday.
Oh, it's so gross.
Apparently they were respondingbecause, believe it or not,
(31:36):
there was a foul stench comingfrom this really cute house yeah
.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh my God, when in Long Island?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
was it In.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Suffolk County.
Oh my God, I have family there.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So yeah, bohemia, it's a cute little slice of
Americana house.
It's adorable.
Officials arrived to thegruesome scene around 3 o'clock
in the afternoon, where theyfound a feline corpses inside a
freezer and strewn around theBohemia home.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
How many freezers did they have to fit 100 cats?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You can't even swing a dead cat without hitting a
dead cat in here.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I know I mean, are we talking like beer freezers in
the garage?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It must be a meat like, yeah, one of those old
school Midwest meat freezerswhere after deer season it's
just full of carcass.
That's carcasses but plural.
Right.
The Suffolk County SPCAinitially reported a possible
ammonia leak around 2 pm.
Wow, yeah, put that intoPornhub Ammonia leak, see what
happens.
Ew, oh my God.
(32:40):
The official said, noting thatthey're there, it's my drag name
.
Oh my God, Ammonia leak is socute that it's my drag name.
Oh my God, Ammonia Leak is socute.
That's actually fantastic.
So you might have to dress upfor Halloween as Ammonia Leak.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, you might have to do that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh God, Ammonia Leak is here.
I can smell them coming.
I love it.
So officials noted that therewere close to 100 dead cats
inside the home.
Well, three live ones.
And three live, yes, and threelive ones which Well they were
next.
They were next.
Can you imagine how horrifyingthat is for these cats?
They're cute cats, they lookwell taken care of.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
This one has a completely red eye.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't noticethat.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
God, that guy.
He looks like the eye'spractically missing.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, he's next.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
He's definitely next.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They're prepping that one.
Okay point noted and demoted.
Look at how scared.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
the other one looks on the left.
He is absolutely terrified,yeah you're right.
Somebody help me meow.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, say, help me meow.
So the house was condemnedbecause of the high levels of
ammonia.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Ooh, yes, yeah, throw the whole house away.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
As you can see there's a person just kind of
throwing away a cat in a bag.
I guess it's not going to beeasy to get rid of these things.
I guess it's going to take alittle time and it's probably
going to hurt the resale value.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's what you're worried about.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Why.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Housing prices economic boom.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That entire house should be demolished.
Throw the whole thing away.
Have you ever had one catpeeing in a couple of places in
your house?
The ammonia smell is awful.
It's so hard to get rid of.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Now, I see that's the ammonia stench, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You ever walk into someone's house that has like
three cats?
Yeah, and you immediately cansmell that they have three cats.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
In college.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Imagine a hundred fucking cats, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I passed out in a piss puddle of cat pee on the
carpet when I was too drunk onetime.
Oh, you would pass out in pisspuddles, woke up with the worst
headache I've ever had in mylife.
Fucking hell, I was justinhaling cat piss the whole time
.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Is that why your head is shaking?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yes, this looks like a nice place to sleep.
Yeah, it's cat piss.
I know I'm well aware of what'sgoing on.
You think I don't know that.
That's why I'm sleeping here,yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh man, that sounds.
Yeah, no, throw the whole thingaway.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I guess.
So yeah, throw it all away,throw the whole house.
Just get it out of there,because nobody wants to stay in
a home that had 100 dead cats init.
It's going to be haunted.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You're going to smell it.
There's no way that smell isleaving.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
And the family was home.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I think the family lived there.
Why are these people notarrested?
I?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
was like a family of how many?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm not quite sure.
They don't even talk about thefamily.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's the most important part.
It's all about the cats.
Who is allowing this to happen?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
They're like that's neither here nor there the point
is the cats have been found.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And the house is condemned.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, let's move on To a positive cat story.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't trust it.
Can we please?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yes, because yes.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Just let me be gullible for four seconds.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, this is nice, this is actually awesome, okay,
I mean okay, two people are dead.
I will preface that, fine.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh my God, you know what With the cat's alive?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Madame, yes indeed.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
We're going back to you.
Take that.
We're going back to you, utah,today.
That is the episode.
So in Utah there is a canyon,it's called Bryce Canyon
National Park.
There was a couple tourists,matthew Nannan and Bailey Crane,
45 and 58.
They were hiking and all of asudden the hike went horrible.
(36:23):
They fell, and they fell 380feet.
Oh my god, they were also withtheir elderly tabby named Mirage
, so isn't that cute.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They named it Mirage.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Mirage was.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Because they couldn't figure out if it was there or
not.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, so Mirage was 12 years old.
It was found by the hikers onTuesday night in a soft black
pet carrier and it was in greatcondition.
Aw yes, nannan and Crane wereidentified by the sheriff's
office on Wednesday.
(37:02):
The feline only suffered twofractured canine teeth and a few
fractured ribs, butmiraculously quote seemed to
have weathered the fall fairlywell.
Jesus, wow, yep, she was mattedand a bit sore, but is friendly
upon examination, as well asdrinking and eating on her own.
(37:23):
Aw yes.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
She's a little too unbothered.
Yeah, fucking cats.
Yes, she's a little toounbothered.
Yeah, fucking cats.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, she really didn't care at all and it's
almost like did she trip thiscouple and have them fall?
Did she kill the couple?
We simply don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
That's pretty rude.
She landed on her feet.
She's totally fine.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Nan and Crane appeared to be living out of a
U-Haul and recently came to Utahfrom Arizona with their last
known permanent address beingFlorida, so they had a whole
thing going on, they've been ona road trip.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
If that's the fucking people that stole my U-Haul, oh
, they may have yeah somebodystole Kyle's U-Haul, so maybe it
is, and there's that justiceWow.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Maybe it was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
The lady was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
You know how they love their U-Hauls.
I, the lady was a wild lesbianyou know how they love their.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
U-Hauls, I think they're just called lesbians
baby.
So it is not known how thecouple fell, but they are
thought to have crossed theguardrails at quote inspiration
point.
So they were inspired and thenthey fell.
So isn't that a nice kind offinal moment?
Be like honey.
I think we're going to make it.
Inspiration point offers threelevels.
(38:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, and it overlooks apparently a beautiful,
beautiful area of the park.
And these people.
They were looking and then theyfell and Mirage says you know
what?
I ain't dead yet.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You ain't taking me with you.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You ain't taking me with you Also?
Why the fuck we live in thisU-Haul life?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm a goddamn cat.
Inspire this bitch Inspire this, so they're all dead.
But now it's fine, isn't thatweird?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, hopefully Mirage could become a reality.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, it overlooks a thing called the Bryce
Amphitheater, which sounds likeit only plays corn.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
My cousin's name is Bryce and I'm just like Bryce is
a.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Slipknot name, or like a fuckboy, like he's always
trying to finger chicks.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bryce and Bryce's.
They just kind of I can.
Just I know Bryce's.
Yeah, they smell like meat intheir teeth.
The world's largest collectionof rockspires.
It also has the world's largestcollection of rockspires and
they're called hoodoos what thehell is a rock spire.
There's a rock spire.
(39:33):
It's the largest collection ofrock spires.
What the fuck's a rock spire?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
rock spire just do images you'll get caught up in
the rock spire is it?
It's when rocks make littletowers it's like when rocks turn
into cocks.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh, cock rocks.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yeah, cock rocks.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, wow, it's the largest collection of cock rocks
, that's what they saw.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
This one's got a meaty base.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It's for when the aliens want to come in and fuck
the earth.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, this one's very tip-heavy.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, Imagine if the aliens come and take me to your
leader and we're like which one?
I don't which one, I'm sorry,Kobe's dead.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Take me to your cock rocks.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Take me to your cock rocks.
Slothar, stop jerking off thecock rock.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Man well, tomorrow we're going to get to this story
about how this robot fuckingfreaked out and tried to kill
this dude.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Oh yeah, that's crazy .
Speaker 2 (40:27):
But anyway, let's go to the comments.
Any comments today?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Katie's saying.
Jerry's love for cats isadorable and ammonia leak as a
drag name is so hilarious Ichoked on my coffee.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It's almost as good as when my doorman told me his
drag name.
What was that?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Teen Ab, teen abortion oh yeah, that's
interesting.
Some of our listeners are goingto be sad about that.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
You just triggered a lot of our listeners.
Don't make me think, Michael.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Claire said a cat peed on her leather jacket back
in the day and the smell neverwent away.
You've got to throw it away.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
It won't, it does not go away.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Cats have more ammonia in their piss than dogs.
Way more it's got to be.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Entirely way more.
It's all ammonia, it's allammonia.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Why, why, but why?
Because, cats aren't dogs.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
No, they're kidneys, man.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh, okay, interesting , I didn't know that.
All right, anything else?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Pano likes the idea of on the trash heap.
Just put hidden cameras on thetrash heap so we can watch and
live stream it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
You know, I was re -watching Running man, the
classic Arnold Schwarzeneggermovie, and it's Is that similar?
Honestly, Mr Beast, games arereally really close.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So we might as well just jump right in.
We're already in the dystopianfuture.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Let Might as well.
To be honest, we got to dosomething with the trash heap.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, kind of like Hunger Gamesover there.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Anything else, it doesn't sound like anybody
believes the serial killer thing.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, so the serial killer?
Why not?
Let's get some evidence there.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Pando's saying people get murdered everywhere, all
the time.
I think it's easier to acceptthat it's the fault of one
twisted person and not the sadreality of the world we live in.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So there's 11, because one is a suicide.
There's 11 killers as opposedto one.
Yeah, I don't know what'sbetter or worse.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
He just hit us with the truth.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
He really did.
That was deep for Monday.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, for real, I know that's rough.
Well, we're going to haveanother fantastic week with you
all.
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Yeah, tell your friends.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Really good, almost like I just literally said that.
But there we go, sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I tune out sometimes.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
What when I talk?
Okay, hail yourself Bye.
Bye everyone, Thank you.
I don't need a moon rock, oh my.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
God, I don't know.
Bup, bup, let's get her going,buddy, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Let's start Monday off, wrong?
Wait, no, we'll start it offright, right, right I got it, I
got it.
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Thank you for all the kind messages Splat.
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What?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
am I a fart balloon?
Whoa hello.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, speaking of farts, that's what you do when
you die.
Let's move on to a potentialserial killer.
This is an update Not so freshoff the presses, but kind of
fresh off the presses.
Lukewarm update.
Is there a serial killer in NewEngland?
A lot of Professionals in lawenforcement Are protesting this
(01:40):
idea.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Not protesting.
They're not allowed to protest.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
They are protesting with full force, saying saying
no, there's just 12 random womenthat are killed in the East
Coast with no connection to oneanother whatsoever.
There has now been a 12th body,oh my God.
The remains have been found inConnecticut, rhode Island and
Massachusetts between March andApril of this very year.
(02:05):
However, again law enforcementsay do not think that this is a
serial killer, because it is not.
And they are blaming quote theonline sleuth community for
spreading lies, which I guesswe're going to be a part of,
because it does seem a littlestrange, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It does, I guess.
I just don't really understandwhat the stakes are where they
can't admit that it might be aserial killer.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Also even let's just say it's not.
Are you solving any of these?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
murders.
I know seriously.
You want to give me an exampleof how one of them at least one
of them- is someone else.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
One out of the 12, as opposed to sending all of your
PR team out to be like no, it'snot a serial killer.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Just one person.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, just you know.
Say something like yeah, wefound that this one body was
someone's crime of passiongirlfriend.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Boom, damn.
Give me somebody, give me somejustice for one family.
There was someone there was.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yes, some justice for one family there was.
Yes, an arrest was made in thehomicide of New England woman,
dismissing serial killer rumors.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, donald Coughill , 68, was arrested in connection
with the death of SuzanneWormser.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Wormser 58.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
She was the very attractive older woman, I
believe.
Okay, so we have one Fantasticyeah, and that was in Groton Wow
, groton I literally justmanifested that.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You manifested that, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
And I'm happy and I'm happy her family is going to
have some peace.
Obviously, it never brings theperson back, but just knowing
that the person that committedsuch a heinous act to your loved
one will face justice is a bigdeal.
So we still now have 11 bodiesagain in Connecticut, rhode
Island and Massachusetts thatthat are no idea.
People have no idea why theywere killed or who killed them.
(03:47):
This is according to ScottDuffy.
He's an FBI instructor andcertified police instructor.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
He's certified oh, he's certified in police Police
instruction.
He got a little plaque.
Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's kind of fun.
That means you have to takeweekend school.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
That means he can give out tutorials.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, I used to think when oh man, they're certified.
But now I realize that's twoeight-hour weekend classes at a
community college.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Pretty much yeah, and then you just pay $1,500, then
you get certified.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But he is.
So he says from what I've seenor heard.
First and foremost, not enoughis being put out there, so we'll
continue to create that serialkiller idea.
He goes on, but at the sametime, nothing has been said to
make any type of connectionbetween the victims, and so
that's what leads me down to letlaw enforcement continue to
(04:37):
answer the questions they needto answer, but nothing that I
have seen would arise to aserial killer being responsible
for any or most of these peoplewho have been found.
Kyle Tola, what say you?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
The newest body that was found was in Plymouth,
massachusetts, at BristolPlymouth High School, which is
my cousin's high school.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
If the Ploof's fingerprints are on this, Okay.
Were there cheese snacks nearthe body?
I mean, was there a Colt 45anywhere nearby?
Very true.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He's a Sam Adams Oktoberfest guy, so there might
have been one out there he'sprobably a Marb-heavy guy.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
He's going straight.
It's a solid beer for me it'svery tasty.
It's a little on brand forMassachusetts, it really is.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I've always enjoyed my Boston lagers.
Yeah, I'm from.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Boston.
I only drink Boston lagers.
Yeah, so Ploof's fingerprintsare all over this.
Do you know where your relativewas when this person was
murdered behind their school?
I don't, okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
There's no alibi.
I cannot corroborate.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Get some answers.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
But I believe the body that was found behind the
high school was a man.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It could very well be .
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I don't understand this whole serial killer thing.
What do you mean?
That they're saying it's aserial killer because it's the
same MO and stuff, but theyhaven't been connected at all.
Other than the original werewomen and now this is the 12th
body, but it's a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I haven't heard of.
I'm not sure if this is like asexual thing at all.
I haven't heard.
There hasn't been.
Cops have to give some moreinformation.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If they want this to sort of not be a serial killer
thing, they do have to startcoming out with like no, this
person, that's why they're here,and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Right, right, right.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Because the speculation is going to continue
.
Duffy says this is again theexpert.
He says I personally don'tthink there's anybody on the
loose targeting women in NewEngland along the waterways and
pathways, but at the same timeyou can disregard a serial
killer out there.
But don't let your guard down.
An individual who's looking totake advantage of a vulnerable
(06:37):
situation will do so.
He always says he talks aboutthe buddy system.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
So you gotta have a friend, you gotta have a buddy,
so that you can get murdered intwos.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, really, yeah, nothing's fun alone, no but you
got to do the buddy systemforever.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
That is one area where I do claim my privilege.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six foot seven.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, no, girls, girls left and right, you're
your own buddy.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm my own buddy.
What's up, buddy?
Yeah, I just hold my own hand,I hold my own love handles.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm just like Do you tell yourself when you go into
the bathroom if you want to gowith yourself.
Yeah, come with me to thebathroom.
Come on, let's go to thebathroom together.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm farting for two.
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I believe that Yuck.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, so we'll keep you updated on that, and I I
don't want it to be a serialkiller, but it would be nice if
we could put a little bow on it.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
But anyway, yeah, this guy committed suicide.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Let's just start hacking away at these murders.
I'm sorry, go on Kyle.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
This guy.
He was a 39-year-old dad.
His name was Stephen Myers.
He's from Falmouth, which is inCape Cod, which is super close
to this location.
They found him with a singlegunshot wound, so that sounds
like they're prepping everybodythat he killed himself.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So now so we got out of the 12, two have been
potentially solved.
Yeah, okay, alright, okay,alright.
There you go.
There you have it.
I'm sorry for all the peopleout there who were betting on
serial killer.
We still don't know Right, evenif five of these murders are
one person.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That's a serial killer, even if four.
Oh yeah, that would be.
So three is a party, four is aserial killer.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Absolutely.
Keep your chin up, keep yourhopes alive out there for your
online sleuth business, it isvery possible we have a serial
killer in New England, or at thevery least, people need to
start really really going tocouples therapy.
Yeah, because, no matter what,it's almost stranger if it's not
one person.
It is weird, matter what, it'salmost stranger if it's not one
person.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It is weird.
It's like everyone just decidedto pop someone in the same
general area around the sametime.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So we don't have one killer, we have 12 killers.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
We have 12 people that just lost their fucking
minds.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah.
I think a serial killer wouldmake me more safe.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, because then we'd just be able to take care
of it in one sweep.
Just take out this one guy, puthim behind bars.
Everyone's safe.
Something's going on, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What if it's some cult shit?
That would be awesome.
It wouldn't be great for thevictims, obviously, but it could
be very, very interesting,we'll see.
Speaking of interesting and theBoston area, Kyle is going to
come now with some hot news.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Why did you have to do that?
I don't know.
Don't start sentences like that.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Kyle's gonna come now .
And some hot Something is hot,I've still got the spunk race on
my mind.
That never happened.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Little Caesar's over here.
He's hot and ready.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Nothing hotter than court-ordered testimony.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Karen Reid Good.
Segue Karen Reid a beautifulwoman, beautiful woman yeah, so
the New York Post?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
they're running with this whole thing that Karen Reid
admitted to hitting JohnO'Keefe with her car and killed
him.
But people read that and theygo oh my god, she admitted it.
Over the course of this trialthere have been numerous people
who were first responders andsome of them were like I didn't
hear her say that, and thenthere were two that said they
did.
Right and one of them was thisgirl today who is the best
(09:49):
friend of one of the daughtersof the family that is covering
all this shit up, right, and soshe was like I don't even know
that girl, I don't know, I don'teven know her last name.
There's pictures of them outholding on to each other,
kissing each other on the faceoh my god they're actually best
friends.
She says that she didn't know,karen yeah, well, she's saying
she didn't know the daughter ofthe family that's involved with
all this.
(10:10):
That's the ones that actuallykilled oh, right, right, right
gotcha so she was an emt thatshowed up and said uh, I heard
her say I hit him, I hit him, Ihit him and that never happened
okay now.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
did she say that on the stand under oath?
Yes, and did they cross-examineher and be like, well, it
doesn't seem like you're tellingthe truth.
Yes, and what is the jurythinking at this time, kyle?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
I would hope that they're smart enough to catch
all these things, because all ofthe Commonwealth's witnesses
have been perjured.
All of them have gotten caughtin a lie.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And it is very tedious and boring.
So if you're really not payingattention, your eyes can glaze
over and just be like I'm done.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, and you know it's New England, so they need their
donkeys.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You better have donkeys on tap Fucking.
Get the Dunkachinos, get theDunkachinos, get your donuts,
because these people the Bostonbrain.
It'll go to the Patriots to theCeltics.
It go to the Patriots to theCeltics it'll go to the Red Sox.
I'm crying it meanders veryquickly.
They're Italian and Irish sothey don't have a thing called
patience.
That's so true, so you've gotto keep it again.
(11:12):
You need your donkeys, you needyour donies, and maybe just
show a picture of Tom Bradyevery 15 minutes, Spunk him up.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is the girl Her name's Katie McLaughlin.
And this is the girl Her name'sKatie McLaughlin, and she is
the best friend of one of thedaughters of the family that's
trying to cover all this shit up, and she was the EMT at the
time.
Yes, she was an EMT, she was afirefighter paramedic there,
okay, so yeah, the one thingthat's annoying is that we have
all these pictures.
The internet has all thepictures.
(11:45):
But the judge would not allowthose pictures to enter into
evidence that she actually knowsthat girl.
I wonder why?
Because the judge is so biasedtowards the Commonwealth and
wants them to win.
So bad, really.
She rents out her summer houseto people in the family that is
trying to cover all this shit up.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's crazy she was supposed to recuse herself.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
She never did.
That's why the FBI isinvestigating this entire trial.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
There's a reason the witch trials happened in that
part of the country as well,yeah exactly.
And this seems to be almost anextension of that Boston I mean,
when you think about a group ofpeople that know how to keep
their mouths shut For real andsay what has to be said in order
to cover up for their lovedones.
No one does it better thanBoston, massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's very true, it's very Boston, massachusetts.
It's very true, it's verytribal.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
It's interesting also now this time has gone on.
All of this took place.
Mclaughlin said this that sheheard this on January 29th 2022,
so we're more than three yearsremoved.
I mean, the memory does fadedoesn't it?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, but footage doesn't.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Right.
That's why I'm surprised thejudge didn't let the jury know,
no, they're friends, becausethat would put a massive hole in
the prosecution.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So the FBI is investigating this case, the
entire trial as well.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
So, like the judge as well, the FBI has gone and
interviewed all of the peoplethat are in on the cover-up up,
and so if she is found guilty,would the FBI, would the federal
government, be able to come inand overturn it, because it was
a fraudulent conviction?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It's possible because the lead investigator, who was
a detective for the Mass StatePolice he was a state trooper he
got fired for his conductduring this trial, so he's no
longer associated.
There's going to be more peoplethat get fired in the police
force too.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And Damn Are the jurors hearing that?
Speaker 3 (13:27):
They, we haven't got there.
They heard it in the openingstatements but they haven't got
there through like testimony yet.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Because yeah, if you're a law enforcement officer
and you get discharged, he'sgoing to take the stand again.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
He's going to go up there and be like, yeah, my ass
got fired.
Here's why oh.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh my god, for real, unless he just pleads the fifth.
But he would look like afucking idiot.
And of course, pleading thefifth in Boston Is when you get
a fifth of whiskey and you starttelling the truth.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, when I really think about yo.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
You think you're better than me.
It's like no, I don't think I'mbetter than you.
I know I am because you were aboxer and you got knocked out in
the first round of your oneprofessional fight.
You, you're 0-1, and now you'rea bartender who sucks.
I do love bartenders.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
You know, we try really hard.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I know and you don't suck, yeah, Mm-hmm, I don't know
why I chose bartender.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
The people with the chip on their shoulder.
They're like the bouncers.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
And they look at the bartenders being like you think
you're a bouncer, so maybe Allright.
Well, let us move on and wewill keep you updated.
So that's the basic updateright now for Karen Reid.
Yes, that's the hot goss.
Do you think she is doingbetter in trial number two at
this time than she was in trialnumber one at this time?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Much better, and it's because the fbi gave them a
bunch of uh evidence that theydidn't have previously, like all
the texts between the families.
Uh, wow, the fbi had that andthe state and the defense did
not have them, and so it makesthem look so much uh more guilty
.
Because the day after shedidn't get arrested for this
crime until four days later.
(15:02):
But the day after the familywas like, um, she's gonna get
arrested for this crime untilfour days later.
But the day after the familywas like she's going to get
arrested, she better plead outor it's going to be an episode.
So they think Is it going to bean episode for them or is it
going to be an episode for her?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
They were thinking it was going to be an episode for
her.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Are we talking television?
We're talking full-blown.
I think they're freaking outthat the news was going to catch
wind of it and they would getin trouble.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And that's what they refer to as an episode.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, I mean, they refer to a lot of things in
weird ways.
Remember when they were talkingabout having a crush on each
other from yeah, they're funny.
Since when From jump, from jump.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Ever since I saw you drinking that cappuccino.
All right, well, let's stay inNew Jersey.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Do we?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
have to?
Yeah, we do, and can you pumpyour gas?
Yet in New Jersey Did theychange that one.
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
New York and New Jersey are so annoying.
No, new York, you can pump yourown gas.
Not in the city, really.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah, I've got it.
I'll grab it right now.
I'll do it right now.
Shit, I'll get over there rightnow and pump my own gas.
I don't even have a car.
I'll shove it right up my Okay,all right, that's a new form of
coffee.
There it is, un and his buddy,new Jersey Teens.
They have set a raging wildfire.
(16:16):
Joseph Kling and his17-year-old buddy.
The 17-year-old, becausethey're underage, isn't being
named, but Kling is 19.
So he's like the super seniorthat still hangs out in high
school.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, it's not like that creepy yet, but it's like
dude come on, it's time to startmoving on.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, there was this guy, totus, who used to hang out
after he graduated and all thegirls would be like Totus and
I'm like I'm sure he's in prisonat this point in life.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So they both started a wildfire that ended up burning
15,000 acres.
Why are we covering this?
Because they're such fuckingdouchebags.
They lied to the police andthey said mexicans did it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
This is the most cartman shit I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
It was mexicans so they told, they told cops that
no, no, we didn't do it.
Oh my god, mexicans did it andyou can see a picture of the
people.
The facial hair it is almostMexican.
It is not really comingtogether.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
No, it's just 17 years old, is what it is or 19.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I think that's the 19 year old.
That's a hard 19.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You can tell they're just idiot.
Teenagers barely grown outbeards.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Wanting to be men, but they have no idea.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Thinking they can outsmart the cops by saying
Mexicans did it.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Mexicans did it, and then the cops are going to be
like alright, then we better golook for any Mexican Right.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, talk about progress.
People used to just say thatabout black people.
There was a black guy that didit.
Then they're going out.
You know, now they're moving onup.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You would see it's progressive Nice, look at that
progressive Kyle Tolick.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Ultimately, investigators were able to
determine that Kling and hisunnamed teen accomplice.
They started the fires bydeliberately setting wooden
pallets ablaze on April 22nd andthen walking away.
They didn't even watch it, holyshit, what's the point?
And you can see massive plumesof smoke.
This was a huge wildfire, oh myGod.
(18:18):
They Kling and the team quotegave misinformation to law
enforcement about how the firestarted.
They both blamed the fire onMexicans.
They say they'd saw theMexicans in the woods playing
with the wood before they lit iton fire, which is exactly what
(18:38):
they did Exactly what they did,so they were arrested and they
have been charged withaggravated arson.
Aggravated arson.
So they were like probablybeing all mean, they're like
fire, you're also mean, you'regay fire, that's aggravated
arson, yeah, and then they alsothey were hindering apprehension
.
So apparently that's a crime tohinder apprehension, oh, which
(19:01):
I think is something all of uscould be charged with.
I'd be like I'm trying tohinder this.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
I want to hinder the fuck out of this apprehension.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Am I being detained?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, what did I do?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Kling is charged with aggravated arson, arson and
hindering apprehension.
As I said, the Asbury ParkPress reported that
investigators searched thesuspect's phones and found chats
that, quote, refute the claimthat Mexicans started the fire.
So they were probably likeremember when we started the
fire and blamed it on Mexicans?
Yeah, no way, anyone's going tofind out.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, there's a foolproof plan.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Foolproof, mentally defective plan.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, are there a ton of Mexicans in New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I don't even think so .
Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, it wasn't even like a reasonable thing to say,
and before you put on your caps,your I'm white and upset caps.
A lot of Indian people went toNew Jersey, so I feel like
that's the major group there.
They slipped up.
Well, that's why all thedonkey-china, that's why the
donkeys are running on time.
(20:02):
Thank you to our Indianimmigrants who have come to this
country and served us some ofthe best goddamn donut holes in
America.
For sure.
As of this past Saturday, theJones Road wildfire has been 80%
contained and these two teensare in custody.
So it's just.
It's obviously kind of funnybecause they got busted.
(20:24):
But, to Kyle's point, back inthe day you could get somebody
killed or arrested for making uplies like this, Charles Stewart
.
So hopefully these kids learn atough lesson who is Charles?
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Stewart.
He killed his wife and thensaid a black man did it, and
then it took a long time tofigure out that he actually did
it.
And when the police werearresting him he drove to the
Sturrow Bridge and then jumpedoff and killed himself.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Well, they didn't get him then did they no, so he
killed his pregnant wife.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
And then jumped off a bridge after they realized it
was him.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Douchebag, remember Susan Smart.
Emmett Till or was it SusanSmith?
The chick who drowned herchildren in the back of her
shitty Toyota Garbage.
She's like black men took thebabies and they drowned the
babies.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And it's like I don't know.
Wait, that was Emmett Till.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Emmett Till was in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, yeah, I was like what that was when a white
lady was like he looked at meyeah yeah, whistled at me, and
then she admitted on herdeathbed that she lied.
Yeah, and then everyone waslike oh, she's so brave for
admitting that.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, really Piece of shit.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Garbage.
Oh, poor Emmett Till and themom had the open casket so
people would see what they didto that poor child.
Our children Happy.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Monday Happy Monday everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
There we go.
We just decided to bring upEmmett Till One of the worst
points in American history.
Let's talk, matthew.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Shepard next.
We're speaking from a highpoint in American history right
now.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well, alcatraz is about to be reopened so that'll
be fun.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Some of the ideas.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, it was too expensive to run like 50 years
ago.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yes, let's move on.
What a farce, anyway.
Elizabeth Smart.
So for those that don'tremember, in 2002, elizabeth
Smart was kidnapped by BrianDavid Mitchell and his wife
Wanda Barsby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yes, absolutely.
That was crazy.
Yes, absolutely.
A nationwide story Almostbrought 9-11 out of the.
Well, no, this was, yeah,almost brought 9-11 out of the
news.
Briefly, she was held captivefor nine months.
She was raped almost daily.
Wanda Barsby the woman she usedher as a slave and as a servant
(22:37):
and completely mind-fucked her.
Elizabeth Smart was found afterthey went shopping together and
someone was like math ain'tmath and something's going wrong
here.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
America's Most Wanted .
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Brian David Mitchell got life in prison, but Wanda
Barsby, who is just as bad.
This is one of the areas wherebeing a man ain't so good as
that.
She only got 15 years in prison, however.
That sentence was cut shortafter the justice system, in
this case an injustice system,said that's too long for her.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's Wanda.
She can't be in prison, come on, not Barzee.
Well, she was out of prison in2018.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I hate that.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
She has now been arrested once again in Salt Lake
City for sitting on the benchesand trying to feed the ducks.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's what she got arrested for.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, because she's not allowed in state parks,
because last time she was in astate park she kidnapped and
raped a 14-year-old.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So one of the things you don't get to do anymore is
sit on the bench that taxpayerpays for and feed the ducks
which also you're not supposedto do, because ducks actually
don't really need bread in theirdiet.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Right, ooh, wow.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
And there's a bunch of worms and shit.
Ducks are fine.
Ducks are fine Also.
They have curly penises and theducks are some of the most un
when they quack at you and startrunning after you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
I'm scared of ducks.
They're pretty scary.
They look very, very upset andnot scared at all.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
It shouldn't be a hundred men versus a gorilla.
It should be a million ducksversus a gorilla, and I think
the gorilla would tap.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Because they're not like.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Pecked to death with a little flap Beaks.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Oh, I hate those flat beaks?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, they suck.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
So she was not allowed to visit parks due to
her sex offender status?
Yeah, nonetheless, she was seenin a park.
Barzee was reportedly releasedon the condition that she call
authorities once a week, whichactually for her is probably
nice to have a friend Just for achat.
Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Not right for any children.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
No 14-year-olds this week.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
No, wanda, sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay, thanks for the call you watching Deal, no Deal,
I think so, okay, great.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
What is happening?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I just love Howie Mandel.
He's my favorite comedian, soshe also had to attend court
hearings and quote not commitany more criminal offenses.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh, got it, which isn't all?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
isn't that on all of us?
Aren't we kind of on probationall?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
the time.
Yeah, yeah, we kind of are allnot supposed to commit any crime
.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, I'm surprised he even had to like, mention
that to her and be like again,don't go commit crimes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Don't be a criminal again.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Disgustingly enough, the two parks were located less
than 10 miles from her Salt Lakehome In 2002, barzee and
Mitchell.
They were street preachers.
They went through an openwindow, abducted Smart from her
bedroom at knife point.
This story, and then, of course, everyone's like what is going
on.
Did the parents do it?
It was a nightmare and afternine months I don't think many
(25:53):
people thought she was alive.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So it's a miracle she was found alive.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It was insane.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
After a couple weeks you can't even hold hope that
they're going to be alive.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Right.
Yeah, they say she was raped ona near daily basis and lived
with the couple in a run downhome and on campsites in Utah,
and then they also traveled toSan Diego.
Smart was found nine monthslater after a good Samaritan saw
the trio walking in the suburbof Sandy and was like these
(26:21):
people, you know, this might.
This is the superpower of aKaren, even though it's a little
bit played.
But Eric quotes Karen wheresometimes they do get it right.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah, they can focus on the right problem.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
They see something that actually does not look
right.
It's not adding up.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
They're like they don't seem to have the right
economic class to be here.
Yeah, but they actually did getit right.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
They didn't just randomly profile somebody who
just dresses poor becausethey're billionaires, which is
what billionaires do.
I met the richest man inBrooklyn.
He would come in.
He had mustard on his shirt,literally.
He had like hundreds ofprobably not hundreds, but tens
of billions of dollars, and youwould walk by him and give him
change Maybe that's how he gotrich, Maybe.
So she was sentenced to 15 yearsin prison in 2010.
(27:03):
But again her sentence was cutshort, and I don't.
15 years for this.
Elizabeth Smart obviously wasnot happy when she heard of the
release.
She was set free five yearsearlier.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's insane.
Yes, right.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Just another example of a complicit woman getting
arrested at the same time as aman and the man does all the
time and the woman gets off.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Kyle Tola has spoken.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
This does not please the Kyle Tola.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Oh God, this is the one complaint you a fucking
totem pole, the patriarchy,uh-huh.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Well, it is the time that the double standard does
not work.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So Utah authorities say they quote miscalculated the
amount of time Calculated theamount of time.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Slight miscalculation , sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Slight miscalculation Smart, who is now a married
mother in her 30s, oh, I loveher.
Unbelievable, I guarantee you.
There are nails on all of thewindows, and be like Mom.
Why is it so secure?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Like you don't want to know, I'll tell you when
you're older.
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So she was outraged.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, someone in the chat said she's an investigative
journalist now.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, that's crazy For true crime.
I did not realize that For truecrime news network.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I love that.
What a brave, strong womanElizabeth Smart is.
Yeah, she claimed that thefreed monster quote saw me as
her slave.
She called me her handmaiden.
She never hesitated to let herdispleasure with me be known.
Oh my God, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What a nightmare Right.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is what Smart wrote in a statement.
She says this is what Smartwrote in a statement.
She says every possible cautionand protection should be taken
when it comes to protecting ourchildren.
Whether a person is deemed acurrent threat or they have a
history of child abuse, neglect,sexual violence, prudent
measures should be taken,including housing them as far
away as possible from schools,families and community centers.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
We need to dump these people in the trash heap that's
in the middle of the ocean, thesize of Texas.
Just let them live on that.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
You want to pollute, huh.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Yeah, Well, it's already out there.
You throw them on top of it.
It's like good luck.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I was reading Nature's.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Finding a Way when it comes to the giant trash heap.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
There's little bugs now, little sea bugs.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
They like plastic.
They're eating plastic.
Oh, so we're going to make anew radioactive plastic monster
pretty soon.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yep, they love it.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Come out of the plastic Godzilla just coming out
of the water.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, big old plastic Godzilla.
Yeah, yep, that'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Isn't that kind of cool?
Wouldn't be surprised, no.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's interesting, isn't it, Mm-hmm.
So, either way, she has beenrearrested for to feed the ducks
, which is just.
This is why you can't I love myhorror movies where the villain
is a really old woman, becauseI don't trust him one damn bit.
Oh, that's just a nice oldwoman feeding the ducks.
No, no, no, no, no no, no.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
No, she's got a creepy.
Look to her.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I just saw the woman in the yard.
That shit is scary.
Oh, did you see that?
You?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
saw that, yeah.
Did you see that?
You saw that, yeah, and youdidn't see Sinners.
I stole it online.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh, he steals everything online that makes
sense.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I would pay for it, though.
Wow, what a high compliment.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Kyle.
Oh, but I would.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I'd go back and pay for it.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Wow, tell the actor who didn't get your $7.50.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Shit.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, I tried it was so fucking much money to go to
the movies the other day.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, but Sinners.
For those that haven't seen it,check it out.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh my God, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It's so good.
No spoilers, but Michael BJordan, just a fantastic.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Every actor, everyone's amazing, they're
fantastic.
It was so, so sick and, kyle,you need to see it because I
need to start talking about itsoon.
Shit, soon, shit.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, please, okay, let's move on to some cat news.
This is for you, jerry About ahundred dead cats were
discovered.
Oh come on.
That's not nice.
Happy Monday, what the hell doyou think we're gonna talk about
?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
But a hundred cats were found cuddling each other
out of nowhere, and then someonerolled in on them.
I thought it was gonna be likethe world's largest gave them
away for free, and now everyonehas a beautiful kitten well,
everyone just turned off theirradio because that's a boring
story.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I want a kitten.
Do you ever see the video ofthe person who put the little
gopro on their cat?
They're like my cat's the bullyoh yeah that just goes around
and hits all the other cats.
Oh, it's so cute, it's prettyfunny 100 dead cats were
discovered in a Long Island homeSaturday.
Oh, it's so gross.
Apparently they were respondingbecause, believe it or not,
(31:36):
there was a foul stench comingfrom this really cute house yeah
.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh my God, when in Long Island?
Speaker 2 (31:44):
was it In.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Suffolk County.
Oh my God, I have family there.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So yeah, bohemia, it's a cute little slice of
Americana house.
It's adorable.
Officials arrived to thegruesome scene around 3 o'clock
in the afternoon, where theyfound a feline corpses inside a
freezer and strewn around theBohemia home.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
How many freezers did they have to fit 100 cats?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
You can't even swing a dead cat without hitting a
dead cat in here.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I know I mean, are we talking like beer freezers in
the garage?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
It must be a meat like, yeah, one of those old
school Midwest meat freezerswhere after deer season it's
just full of carcass.
That's carcasses but plural.
Right.
The Suffolk County SPCAinitially reported a possible
ammonia leak around 2 pm.
Wow, yeah, put that intoPornhub Ammonia leak, see what
happens.
Ew, oh my God.
(32:40):
The official said, noting thatthey're there, it's my drag name
.
Oh my God, Ammonia leak is socute that it's my drag name.
Oh my God, Ammonia Leak is socute.
That's actually fantastic.
So you might have to dress upfor Halloween as Ammonia Leak.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Yeah, you might have to do that.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh God, Ammonia Leak is here.
I can smell them coming.
I love it.
So officials noted that therewere close to 100 dead cats
inside the home.
Well, three live ones.
And three live, yes, and threelive ones which Well they were
next.
They were next.
Can you imagine how horrifyingthat is for these cats?
They're cute cats, they lookwell taken care of.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
This one has a completely red eye.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't noticethat.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
God, that guy.
He looks like the eye'spractically missing.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, he's next.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
He's definitely next.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
They're prepping that one.
Okay point noted and demoted.
Look at how scared.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
the other one looks on the left.
He is absolutely terrified,yeah you're right.
Somebody help me meow.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, say, help me meow.
So the house was condemnedbecause of the high levels of
ammonia.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Ooh, yes, yeah, throw the whole house away.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
As you can see there's a person just kind of
throwing away a cat in a bag.
I guess it's not going to beeasy to get rid of these things.
I guess it's going to take alittle time and it's probably
going to hurt the resale value.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's what you're worried about.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Why.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Housing prices economic boom.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That entire house should be demolished.
Throw the whole thing away.
Have you ever had one catpeeing in a couple of places in
your house?
The ammonia smell is awful.
It's so hard to get rid of.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Now, I see that's the ammonia stench, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
You ever walk into someone's house that has like
three cats?
Yeah, and you immediately cansmell that they have three cats.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
In college.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Imagine a hundred fucking cats, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I passed out in a piss puddle of cat pee on the
carpet when I was too drunk onetime.
Oh, you would pass out in pisspuddles, woke up with the worst
headache I've ever had in mylife.
Fucking hell, I was justinhaling cat piss the whole time
.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Is that why your head is shaking?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yes, this looks like a nice place to sleep.
Yeah, it's cat piss.
I know I'm well aware of what'sgoing on.
You think I don't know that.
That's why I'm sleeping here,yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Oh man, that sounds.
Yeah, no, throw the whole thingaway.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I guess.
So yeah, throw it all away,throw the whole house.
Just get it out of there,because nobody wants to stay in
a home that had 100 dead cats init.
It's going to be haunted.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You're going to smell it.
There's no way that smell isleaving.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
And the family was home.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
I think the family lived there.
Why are these people notarrested?
I?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
was like a family of how many?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm not quite sure.
They don't even talk about thefamily.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
That's the most important part.
It's all about the cats.
Who is allowing this to happen?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
They're like that's neither here nor there the point
is the cats have been found.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
And the house is condemned.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, let's move on To a positive cat story.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I don't trust it.
Can we please?
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yes, because yes.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Just let me be gullible for four seconds.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, this is nice, this is actually awesome, okay,
I mean okay, two people are dead.
I will preface that, fine.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Oh my God, you know what With the cat's alive?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Madame, yes indeed.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
We're going back to you.
Take that.
We're going back to you, utah,today.
That is the episode.
So in Utah there is a canyon,it's called Bryce Canyon
National Park.
There was a couple tourists,matthew Nannan and Bailey Crane,
45 and 58.
They were hiking and all of asudden the hike went horrible.
(36:23):
They fell, and they fell 380feet.
Oh my god, they were also withtheir elderly tabby named Mirage
, so isn't that cute.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
They named it Mirage.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Mirage was.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Because they couldn't figure out if it was there or
not.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yeah, so Mirage was 12 years old.
It was found by the hikers onTuesday night in a soft black
pet carrier and it was in greatcondition.
Aw yes, nannan and Crane wereidentified by the sheriff's
office on Wednesday.
(37:02):
The feline only suffered twofractured canine teeth and a few
fractured ribs, butmiraculously quote seemed to
have weathered the fall fairlywell.
Jesus, wow, yep, she was mattedand a bit sore, but is friendly
upon examination, as well asdrinking and eating on her own.
(37:23):
Aw yes.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
She's a little too unbothered.
Yeah, fucking cats.
Yes, she's a little toounbothered.
Yeah, fucking cats.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, she really didn't care at all and it's
almost like did she trip thiscouple and have them fall?
Did she kill the couple?
We simply don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
That's pretty rude.
She landed on her feet.
She's totally fine.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Nan and Crane appeared to be living out of a
U-Haul and recently came to Utahfrom Arizona with their last
known permanent address beingFlorida, so they had a whole
thing going on, they've been ona road trip.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
If that's the fucking people that stole my U-Haul, oh
, they may have yeah somebodystole Kyle's U-Haul, so maybe it
is, and there's that justiceWow.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Maybe it was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
The lady was a wild lesbian.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
You know how they love their U-Hauls.
I, the lady was a wild lesbianyou know how they love their.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
U-Hauls, I think they're just called lesbians
baby.
So it is not known how thecouple fell, but they are
thought to have crossed theguardrails at quote inspiration
point.
So they were inspired and thenthey fell.
So isn't that a nice kind offinal moment?
Be like honey.
I think we're going to make it.
Inspiration point offers threelevels.
(38:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes, and it overlooks apparently a beautiful,
beautiful area of the park.
And these people.
They were looking and then theyfell and Mirage says you know
what?
I ain't dead yet.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You ain't taking me with you.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
You ain't taking me with you Also?
Why the fuck we live in thisU-Haul life?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I'm a goddamn cat.
Inspire this bitch Inspire this, so they're all dead.
But now it's fine, isn't thatweird?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, hopefully Mirage could become a reality.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, it overlooks a thing called the Bryce
Amphitheater, which sounds likeit only plays corn.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
My cousin's name is Bryce and I'm just like Bryce is
a.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Slipknot name, or like a fuckboy, like he's always
trying to finger chicks.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bryce and Bryce's.
They just kind of I can.
Just I know Bryce's.
Yeah, they smell like meat intheir teeth.
The world's largest collectionof rockspires.
It also has the world's largestcollection of rockspires and
they're called hoodoos what thehell is a rock spire.
There's a rock spire.
(39:33):
It's the largest collection ofrock spires.
What the fuck's a rock spire?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
rock spire just do images you'll get caught up in
the rock spire is it?
It's when rocks make littletowers it's like when rocks turn
into cocks.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh, cock rocks.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yeah, cock rocks.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, wow, it's the largest collection of cock rocks
, that's what they saw.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
This one's got a meaty base.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It's for when the aliens want to come in and fuck
the earth.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, this one's very tip-heavy.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, Imagine if the aliens come and take me to your
leader and we're like which one?
I don't which one, I'm sorry,Kobe's dead.
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Take me to your cock rocks.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Take me to your cock rocks.
Slothar, stop jerking off thecock rock.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Man well, tomorrow we're going to get to this story
about how this robot fuckingfreaked out and tried to kill
this dude.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Oh yeah, that's crazy .
Speaker 2 (40:27):
But anyway, let's go to the comments.
Any comments today?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Katie's saying.
Jerry's love for cats isadorable and ammonia leak as a
drag name is so hilarious Ichoked on my coffee.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It's almost as good as when my doorman told me his
drag name.
What was that?
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Teen Ab, teen abortion oh yeah, that's
interesting.
Some of our listeners are goingto be sad about that.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
You just triggered a lot of our listeners.
Don't make me think, Michael.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Claire said a cat peed on her leather jacket back
in the day and the smell neverwent away.
You've got to throw it away.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, it's done.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
It won't, it does not go away.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Cats have more ammonia in their piss than dogs.
Way more it's got to be.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Entirely way more.
It's all ammonia, it's allammonia.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Why, why, but why?
Because, cats aren't dogs.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
No, they're kidneys, man.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh, okay, interesting , I didn't know that.
All right, anything else?
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Pano likes the idea of on the trash heap.
Just put hidden cameras on thetrash heap so we can watch and
live stream it.
Speaker 2 (41:27):
You know, I was re -watching Running man, the
classic Arnold Schwarzeneggermovie, and it's Is that similar?
Honestly, Mr Beast, games arereally really close.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So we might as well just jump right in.
We're already in the dystopianfuture.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Let Might as well.
To be honest, we got to dosomething with the trash heap.
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, kind of like Hunger Gamesover there.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Anything else, it doesn't sound like anybody
believes the serial killer thing.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Okay, so the serial killer?
Why not?
Let's get some evidence there.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Pando's saying people get murdered everywhere, all
the time.
I think it's easier to acceptthat it's the fault of one
twisted person and not the sadreality of the world we live in.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
So there's 11, because one is a suicide.
There's 11 killers as opposedto one.
Yeah, I don't know what'sbetter or worse.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
He just hit us with the truth.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
He really did.
That was deep for Monday.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, for real, I know that's rough.
Well, we're going to haveanother fantastic week with you
all.
Thank you so much forsupporting and commenting and
rating and reviewing.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Again.
Okbudpod at gmailcom, Shoot ussome pictures, Send us some love
, because we take it, weinternalize, we put it in our
heart and we put it in our brainand it helps us get through the
week as we continue to grow theshow.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
I love it so much.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Anything else my friends Rate, comment, share,
subscribe.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Tell your friends.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah, tell your friends.
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Really good, almost like I just literally said that.
But there we go, sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I tune out sometimes.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
What when I talk?
Okay, hail yourself Bye.
Bye everyone, Thank you.
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