Episode 66: Baby Chaos and Chimpanzee Hygiene

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Ever wondered what happens when a toddler crashes a podcast recording? This episode starts with baby Kayden making his OK Bud debut before we dive into a news roundup that's equal parts shocking, bizarre, and oddly fascinating.

The Menendez brothers case takes a surprising turn with a new sentence that might actually be good news for the siblings who've already served 35 years behind bars. Family members who once remained silent are now speaking up about the abuse that led to those fateful murders, potentially paving the way for eventual freedom. Meanwhile, rapper Tory Lanez faces life-threatening danger in prison after being stabbed 14 times in what some claim was orchestrated violence following his attempts to contact Megan Thee Stallion's team.

In one of the most mind-boggling stories we've covered, we discuss a father charged with murder after leaving his two-year-old daughter in a car for three hours while playing video games—who was then granted permission to vacation in Hawaii with his remaining family. How does that happen? Speaking of surprising judicial decisions, we also explore the case of a Weezer bassist's wife who fired at police officers she believed were intruders, resulting in her being shot and facing serious charges.

The episode takes a fascinating scientific turn as we discuss research showing chimpanzees using sophisticated hygiene practices, including wiping themselves after bathroom breaks and sexual activity, plus applying medicinal treatments to wounds. These discoveries challenge our assumptions about human uniqueness and what separates us from our primate relatives.

We close with perhaps the strangest story of all: a prison officer who became so infatuated with an inmate that she smuggled in a syringe to artificially inseminate herself with his sperm. The lengths some will go for love—or whatever you'd call this particular obsession—never ceases to amaze.

Join us for this wild journey through news stories that remind us truth really is stranger than fiction. And maybe keep your children away from the microphone while listening.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's do it.
Let's see if Caden can do this.
Caden speak.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
When you want him to.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Nope, now he's going to be quiet.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
He's going to pull on whatever wires you got, oh yeah
.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
This could be actually a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's going to be Okay .

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Caden, do the intro.
Here we go.
Okay go, Okay, Caden ready,here we go.
Here we go here we go.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hey, what's up everyone?
Welcome to OK Bud, the podcastwhere everything's going to be
OK Bud.
I am Ben Kissel, as always atBen Kissel One, joined by Jerry
Aquino.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Hello, hello.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
At underscore, at miss underscore, jerry and Kyle
Plouffe.
Hello, at Kyle PlouffeCurrently holding Caden the baby
, and he is attacking themicrophone.
Caden say something to theaudience.
Caden Say dada, dada, dada.
Well, speaking of dads, theMenendez brothers we've got an

(01:05):
update.
Hopefully Caden doesn't killKyle the way that the Menendez
brothers killed their father.
Of course Kyle won't do whattheir father did to them in
order to deserve death, althoughthere are still many, many
people, when it comes to theMenendez brothers, who say did
you have to kill the mom?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That's so true.
Well, they were just like ah,she just stood by and let it
happen.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
And then she threatened them, saying you're
not going to tell anybody.
So she had to go too.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, we finally have what we've been waiting for for
so long.
I feel like this update hasbeen going on and on and on.
A judge has finally said thatthey will be given a new
sentence, and that sentence forthe Menendez brothers on its
face sounds absolutely horrible,caden.
What do you think?
What do you think about thatFantastic?

(01:53):
All right, he's got to go backto the crib.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Kyle, take him to the crib.
We tried.
I love him.
He's still good here.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
He's not.
Well, he's abusing themicrophone.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's not abusing anything abusing the microphone.
He's not abusing anything.
He's not a baby.
Babies are going to baby about.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, babies are babying about, but again we have
very serious news when it comesto the Menendez brothers, yes,
okay, what's the news?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
The new sentence that they were given is 50 years to
life.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
50 years to life.
Jerry is cackling because ofthis.
Take the baby away.
Yeah, Jerry is cackling becauseof this.
Take the baby away, Kyle.
Take the baby away.
Jerry's pheromones are goingthrough the roof.
Her ovaries are about toexplode and she doesn't even
like kids.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I know it's just this one he gets to me.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
I know he's a good one.
All right, bye, caden.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
He's destroying my headphones.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Caden is a toddler, officially one year old.
Thanks for all the love that wereceived on Instagram when we
posted about his beautiful,beautiful birthday.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
That's my little buddy.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
He's got a couple more years left again before he
bludgeons Kyle to death withwhat I believe was an ax.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
He can do it with his bare hands.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So this past hearing, a judge has resentenced the
Menendez brothers to 50 years,to life.
Yes, wow.
So you're thinking that doesn'tsound good.
But in this world it is goodbecause it's technically a
downgrade.
It's a downgrade because beforethey were sentenced to life
without the possibility ofparole, so now obviously they

(03:23):
are able to be up for parole atsome point in the nearish future
.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right and remind me how long have they already
served.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Dang.
How long has it been?
35.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
35 years?
Wow, okay.
So their approach?
I feel like they're approachingavailable early release
possibilities.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
maybe yes 35 years is a hell of an amount of time.
That's crazy.
Also helping their case is theMenendez brothers.
The Menendez brothers familymembers have come out and been
like you know what their dad didsuck, and the mom was kind of a
B.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
So let's let them go.
So there's a lot of people intheir corner showing support for
them.
It looks like they would have alot of support if and when they
get out of jail, and of course,that's something the parole
board takes very seriously, asthey don't just want to throw
people back to the streets andhave them recommit the crimes
that sent them to jail in thefirst place.

(04:17):
Their aunt has been one of themost outspoken people when it
comes to wanting them out ofjail, along with many other
members.
So I guess this is an updateand the case is moving forward
as slow as the US legal systemgoes.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, if the family says let them out, then just let
them out.
They're the people that weremost affected by it.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
And I don't feel as if you know, members of society
are going to be in danger if theMenendez brothers get out.
If anything, they'll be onCelebrity Big Brother turning
Jojo Siwa back to a lesbian.
That's what has to happen.
Yeah, with those haircuts.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Why are we unhappy with her being a bisexual?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't even now.
She just says she's queer.
She's not even bisexual anymore.
Now she just wants the D, butshe has her hair dyed.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
That is quite queer, oh, she just no, she didn't say,
she just wants the D.
She's just transitioned to alsoaccepting the D.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
But not transition transitioned.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Not no, I mean emotionally transitioned.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yes, she wants the D.
She's going to be with a manfor the rest of her life.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Oh my God, no, it doesn't have to be that
close-minded.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's not close-minded , it's all it.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
We're on the track.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We're on the train.
Choo-choo, let's go, okay, ohmy God.
Can I have some Caravior and alittle?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
bit of champagne.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't the right train.
I was supposed to go north.
This is southbound.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
for PR reasons she also said that remember when she
was drinking fireball.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Air quotes fireball on stage, it was apple juice.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
yes, All of that was a lie and I think the lesbian
thing was just her being likeI'm a woman now, and then now
she's realized that no one isbelieving that she is a badass
because again, she's just a.
She's a theater nerd.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I think that's what it is.
She definitely came out asqueer or a lesbian when she was
younger, I think on her own.
And now she's just like well,she's been in the spotlight this
whole time.
So I can just imagine, dude,I've flip-flopped a lot myself,
you know, trying to figurethings out, and you're just like
, ah, hey, men, wait, I kind oflike men, no, wait, no, men are

(06:26):
trash and it's fine and it's youknow, and that's how you know
that it isn't a choice Isn'tthat interesting.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
And oftentimes people who hate men the most talk
about them all the time.
Ooh yeah, they say stop talkingabout us.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Stop talking about it Good.
Lord, who is that?
What?
Who is it Shots fired at who ohshots fired at life.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, and that is just a perfect segue.
Speaking of men and boysbehaving badly and shots fired
Megan Thee Stallion and ToryLance.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, all right, not.
And Tory Lane.
This is a Tory Lane story.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
This is a.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Tory this actually does not have to do with.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Meg Well, of course Other than the hole in her foot.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
This is just.
That's just the context of what, of how we now know why he's in
prison.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right Tory Lanez serving, I believe, a 10-year
sentence.
Correct.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And that is because he did a little shoot-em-up with
Megan Thee Stallion when itcomes to her feet.
He went full Back to the Futureand he said, dance, dance boy,
dance boy.
And then he shot the gun at thefeet of Megan Thee Stallion and
then she was dancing but shegot hit and then now he's in
prison for 10 years.
It's not going great for him.
He just got stabbed 14 timesand he might not live.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's not true.
Didn't they say that he wasdoing well, even though a lung
collapsed or something?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Two lungs collapsed oh you only got two.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You only got two.
There's only two of them, right?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
You guys are brilliant, thank you.
You guys are brilliant, thankyou so much.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Two collapsed lungs.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, you know, this whole time I was like I'm
carrying the show, I'm carryingthe show.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh yeah.
And then boom they come in withthe information We've.
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Thank you.
So he is actually in criticalcondition?
Oh, he is in critical condition, no, and he was stabbed 14
times.
The person that stabbed him isserving life, so he doesn't give
a flying fuck.
Oh, yeah, he doesn't care atall.
And apparently Tory Lanez gotstabbed because he contacted
Megan Thee Stallion's team andthat gave, so then that pissed a

(08:25):
lot of people off and thensomebody from her team was
probably like bro, go do yourjob.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
No way.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're gonna get some ramen.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You're gonna get some extra grape.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Kool-Aid Go stab Tory .

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Lance, and he did it 14 freaking times.
No fucking shit, that's insane.
Well, why was he trying tocontact her team?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I have no clue, maybe to try to get the sentence I
don't know, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Maybe he just wants, maybe he still loves her.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, he never did he none of.
Okay, none of that, Come on.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, okay, Grow up, grow up, I am, I am.
So he recovers.
He it was a brutal prison,stabbing, but again both lungs
he was in critical condition.
I think that, as Jerry said, heprobably will live.
But several people have comeout and they said Tory Lanez, it
ain't safe for him in jail andyou wonder if this is going to

(09:22):
help him almost get put to aless serious penitentiary,
because now he's at risk.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Oh yeah, he has to be protected.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I guess he might have to hang out with all the
pedophiles.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, he might have to hang out in the serial
killer's lair.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then there are some people who are coming out
in defense of Tory Lanez.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Why.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, there's a fellow that I actually know.
This fellow, strangely enough,he worked at Fox News for a
while.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Interested, but he said that there was no um dna on
the gun that was called wipingdown the gun yeah, if there's no
dna, then that's even more ofan indictment someone wiped it
and also he.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's definitely not a question of whether or not he
did it, he fucking did it.
He was on he's.
He has recorded phone calls inprison telling people like damn
dude, I don't even know, I wasso drunk that night like damn
man.
And then there's other phone's,other phone calls and text
messages where he's like damn,I'm sorry, like please, I'm
never going to do that again,like don't tell on me, like he
is definitely definitely guilty.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well, his supporter, gianno Caldwell, Gianno
African-American fellow who iscurrently suing the city of
Chicago because his brother waskilled three years ago and they
never saw Dude Did it.
Anyway, he knows about gunviolence, but that was his thing
.
But then he was like, yeah,there's no DNA.
But you guys make a very solidpoint.
If there's no DNA, someonewiped it down.
Yeah, got it.
Good point, point noted, taken.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I know things.
I know about how many lungspeople have, and I know about
other things Crimes.
Crimes.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
So again stabbed in prison and a lot of people are
saying this is a conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
What do you mean?
Like he didn't actually getstabbed.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, that he was stabbed, but again it's a
conspiracy because Megan TheeStallion's team reached out to
the guy who stabbed him.
Being like yo, he's reachingout to us.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
How do we know that's a thing, it's just.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's why it's called a conspiracy.
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess that's why it'stheorizing, it's just things.
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
All right.
Well, I don't know, I think itcould have very well been
something like that.
It could also have just been aregular prison brawl.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
According to his father, sunstar that's the name
of Tory Lanez's father isSunstar.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Sunstar.
Oh, I thought you were going tosay, like he said, on the
magazine called Sunstar.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
No, Tori's father, Sunstar Gotcha.
He also says that Tori has noill will towards Megan, but he
wants justice for his son.
So there's a lot of people outthere there is justice.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
He's in prison, yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Well, that's just enough.
I'm just giving updates here,yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Sunstar, sun star, that's two stars.
The sun is the star.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, no, no, S-O-N star.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Oh son of star.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I guess, Sun star.
That's his dad's name.
I don't freaking know.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Is his dad, native American.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Maybe Maybe Genuine question?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I don't think so.
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Anything no we know stuff.
We know how many lungs, we knowabout the lungs.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
We should just really get one big lung, but I guess
it's good to have two.
Just in case one collapses, weshould have a backup lung, one
fat lung.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
We should have like two more lungs, like there are
kidneys.
Yeah, like where you couldstand to lose At least two of
them, you're still good.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Well, I think we learned through 9-11, two is
never enough.
You need to have more.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
And then, of course, 9-11 did have that third.
There All right?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, let's move on.
Speaking of guns, we haveanother update.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Weezer Weezer, the band that gave us the Blue Album
and Pinkerton and then, afterthat you can kind of stop yeah,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know what happened to it that song Beverly
Hills yeah, it's about BeverlyHills.
Then they did that.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
You write what you know you know, but that's the
sad thing with artists.
That's why I live in a nicemiddle class place here in North
Hollywood, because you can't goup to the hills.
Next thing you know, all you'retalking about is champagne,
champagne.
I don't know why I'm continuingto say champagne.
It's the peak of I'm trash.
So I'm like ooh, champagne,that's pretty fancy.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
It is very fancy, like you can't buy it at Trader
Joe's for $4.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
In a box, exactly In a literal box.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You know it's funny.
My friend Kevin I know we allhave friends named Kevin,
they're always filled with abunch of tidbits of album was
incredible and straight from theheart of the lead singer, and
then everyone trashed hisfeelings and so he kind of vowed
to never write from the heartever again, which is kind of why
he just started writing a bunchof Hollywood flippity-flops.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's true, it's exactly what he did.
He got his feelings all hurt.
River Cuomo.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
There it is, rivers, yes.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yes, because he was like oh my god, alright, we
gotta take baby out of here.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, what are you talking about?
He's?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
screaming.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Screaming.
He's babying, he's talking.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
People are having PTSD Of what?
Because of their babies.
Because people are like, oh mygod, I'm listening to this show
to avoid hearing the cries of ababy.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
And then the baby's in the background.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
And everyone is in the kitchen and then they're
just like, oh my god, my baby'scrying.
It's like no, your baby isn'tcrying, our baby is crying.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's okay, everything's going to be okay,
but Now he's just freaking out.
Well, you started making himfreak out.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I didn't start anything.
You did Look at how you'reyelling.
I'm not.
Is he down, is he?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
down.
What do you want?
To shoot a fucking arrow intohim.
No, what do they do?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
with rhinos.
Is he down?
Do you have a blow, dart Lookhe just fucking.
All right, he's got his milk.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
He rose like a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Good God, almighty.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Oh, that corner is right there.
It's really sharp.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
He's fine With any luck, he'll hit his head and
sleep for a while.
Come on, he's fine.
That's what took off Billy Mays.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Fensicles, what Well he's not putting on his seatbelt
on a plane, took him off.
Always wear your seatbelt.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Weezer's bassist, the wife of Weezer's bassist,
jillian Schreiner.
Of course she was arrestedbecause there was a couple of
kids.
They got into a high-speedpolice chase, they got out of
their car and they startedrunning through her neighborhood
Right, and then the cops wereall like we're looking for these
kids, but she didn't know thosewere cops.

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So then she's like there's abunch of armed men trying to go
attack Weezer's household.
Wow.
So, then she brought a gunoutside because she's a badass
bitch, right, and then she saidget off my property.
And then she fired her gun.
And then the cop who shethought was an intruder fired a
gun, hit her in the shoulder.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So then they were like yo, you tried to kill us,
our police officer, so you'regoing to be charged with
attempted murder.
Now those charges have beendowngraded.
Oh, thank God as evidence hascome in, because they truly, I
believe that she truly did notthink that there were police
officers in her defense.
I think there was a chaoticsituation and when you have

(15:56):
three people running rampant inyour neighborhood and then a
neighborhood and then a bunch ofcops with their guns drawn,
it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
It is a lot.
I can see someone beingoverstimulated, overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
So she just saw people in her trees and was like
I'm just going to startshooting.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Were they not dressed as police officers?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Stand your ground.
Stand your ground.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Stand your ground.
It's her house, right?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh, okay, it's her house that her husband financed
through the band Weezer becauseagain they had two great albums.
Then Rivers Cuomo got hisfeelings hurt and then he
started making music that wasinsulting.
But then it got more popular,proving his point that the
audience is actually very stupidyeah, yeah, that's so true.
How sad it was really sad.
And it is sad because you'retalented and then again too
sensitive for this world,perhaps yeah so she is still

(16:39):
being charged with some seriouscrimes.
However, yeah, Los AngelesCounty District Attorney Nathan
Hockman he formally chargedJillian Lauren Schreiner with
felony discharge of a firearm,including gross negligence.
So she did it when she waseating a peanut butter sandwich
all raw, yeah, she was likeeating chicken wings.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, just buffalo sauce everywhere.
It was gross negligence, grossDisgusting.
All the fingerprints werebuffalo sauce everywhere it was
gross negligence, grossDisgusting.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
All the fingerprints were buffalo sauce flavors.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
You have sauce on your shirt, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Versus her net negligence.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Get our lead detective, Rory Dimble Dump.
Oh, I'll be able to lick thatand see what kind of buffalo
sauce it is.
Wow, really taking that.
That came from Buffalo WildWings.
Charge her with grossnegligence.
Wow, really taking that.
That came from Buffalo WildWings.
Charge her with grossnegligence.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
So classic Kissel, Classic Kissel act out.
Okay, really fantastic.
Alright, well, the audienceroars.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
So thank you.
So she has been charged withfelony discharge of a firearm
with gross negligence and felonyassault with a semi-automatic
firearm.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
So she brought out the good stuff.
Damn assault with asemi-automatic firearm.
So she brought out the goodstuff.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Damn, she had a semi-automatic, she had a
semi-automatic.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
She was in her own action movie.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
She really was, Of course.
She was shot by a policeofficer in the shoulder.
This is a hell of a day.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
She has my respect.
That's so fantastic.
What a boss-ass bitch she islooking at 19 years.
That's not fucking cool.
That sucks so hard.
She was just trying to protecther household.
She lives in a notable band'shouse, band member's house, I
don't know.
I guess she has every right tofeel like there was something
crazy going on outside.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I like this attitude Very Texas of you, but she is in
a gated community.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Aren't they supposed to have security?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
guards and stuff.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, that's true.
No, that's very, very true.
She did kind of walk out andjust start guns a-blazin'.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I also think which again to Jerry's point she had
no idea what the hell was goingon and it is a move to just be
like get the gun, let's go.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, seriously, that is really intense.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
She's like the purge is today.
She was ready.
Also, if you're Weezer'sbassist, scott Schreiner, like
don't make her mad.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh never.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Because I'm scared now.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Never, ever.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I do think it was a little.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I'd be rock hard.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Rock hard.
Yeah, you want to have gun play.
I heart gunplay.
I'd be rock hard in my heartgunplay sex, yeah, I do think
it's still a little bit strangethat he performed at uh, at
coachella, by himself no, withweezer.
It was the next day, though,remember that's really weird.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
On thursday that's not cool, she shot a police
officer and then saturday heperformed, so maybe so maybe was
she like, just like somewherein her head mentally Was like
their marriage is not doing.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
They seem happy.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
They're emotionally separate enough that she can get
arrested and shot at and he cango to Coachella the next day
and play.
That's pretty crazy.
Yeah, I don't think I wouldhave gone if my wife got shot.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I mean, the bassist isn't replaceable per se, but
for one concert.
I don't think people who wentto Coachella would be like the
bassist isn't replaceable per se, but for one concert.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I don't think people who went to Coachella would be
like the bassist is different.
I know, and for as long asthey've been a band, is he
really going to be like?
But it's Coachella.
I can't miss this one this year.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I'm going to go play the same song I've played 10
trillion times.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
He's like Probably fucking miss it.
Be like guys.
I think I'm going to call in asick day because my wife just
got shot.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
He's in his 50s.
Yeah, the last place I wouldwant to be is Coachella, even
backstage.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Seriously no, honestly.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
He probably knows she's been preparing for this
day for a long time.
There's a lot of gun owners outthere that are like this is the
day I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
I get to use it.
She probably talks about it andany time, like a kid, trips
over his bike and she's likewhat was that?
I'm ready to go.
I can't wait for the day.
I just want someone to.
Ah, I tell you.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I've got the same thoughts about a big old dildo
in my dresser.
I don't know what's going on.
It's a hell of a week Classic.
Kissel Yep, yeah well, I justlook at that dildo and I say one
day, one day, and then I'mgoing to use it.
If someone tries to break intomy home, I'm just going to
immediately get on.
All fours start barking like adog.

(20:54):
Have a seat, oh yeah, or I canuse it on them.
I think it's scarier if I'musing it on myself and I pretend
, like I'm, that they broke in.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Come on in pal.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's not a dildo, that's my wife.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Whoa One day.
One day, you mentioned wipingwhen it came to wiping the guns.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
We did, huh.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh, yeah, okay, this story is interesting and we're
going to the animal world.
We're going to go to the animalworld.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I'm getting more scared.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Chimpanzees Okay, they use leaves to wipe their
bums.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, they live in the forest?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, but the point is that you idiot.
No, the point is that no onethought they would wipe their
ass with leaves.
They thought they would justleave the dingleberries, because
they're savage beasts.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Oh, you thought they would just like snot rocket out
their buttholes.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Exactly, that's what he does.
Exactly.
Thank you, Kaden.
And they also use leaves toclean up after sex.
What, yes, after the male doesit.
Then they take a leaf and theysay here you go, honey.
She just lays there.
She's like do you have a leaf?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
She's like is he putting it?
He's wiping her tummy, mm-hmm,or her back.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Or is he just wiping Could be back shots.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Or is he only wiping himself, and then maybe just?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
throw some leaves at her and he's like here you go.
It depends if he's a respectfulchimpanzee or not.
It depends if there's love inthe air.
If there isn't, I mean, I thinkif you just throw you know
leaves at the gal after you'veejaculated all over her, I think
that's a little rude I think,helping with the wipe you know
that might be a nice thing to do, but I'm saying, how
domesticated are they with thesewipes is my question.
Well, there's still leaves andthey're outside.
Very true, good points.
Good points.
Yeah, so the chimpanzees.

(22:41):
They wipe their bottoms andthey even tend to each other's
wounds after they clean up, andeven clean up after sex.
So if somebody is hurt, wow.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
So they have a nice sense of aftercare.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They do.
It's better health care than wegot.
Seriously Well they seem moreconsiderate.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
They're just straight up offering it Out here.
We have to come up with wordslike aftercare and safe words.
After birth After birth Please,please, touch me again.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, that would be nice.
Yeah, kyle, that would be nice,kyle.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, Kyle, Ben misses when you used to touch.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I miss when he used to touch his fucking girlfriend
so he wouldn't come in allgrumpy, all the time he's
talking about himself.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
He knows that yes.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
So, when it comes to wounds, what do you think
chimpanzees use to treat wounds?
What do you?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
think Forest aid.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Forest aid.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Forest aid.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, very good, Kyle , I like that Forest aid instead
of first aid.
You had to explain it andthat's good.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
That's good humor.
That's always a good joke.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's good comedy, Jerry.
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I think they spit on it.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
They use insects.
They use insects yes they useinsects to treat the wounds of
their buddies.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
So they take one of the gooier ones and then they
just squish them open and thenthey let the goo kind of I guess
so.
That's what I'm thinking whenyou said that.
Are they going to put insectson it and then make the insects
actually eat the bacteria, orsomething?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Aren't there some insects that you can put on a
wound and then they snap theirlittle things together and then
you cut them off and then it'slike a little stitch?
No way, yeah, there's someinsects.
It's like a little ant thatsounds like a Pokemon.
It does.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I want to know, I want to see that.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, don't forget to Pokemon.
Go to the polls.
Everybody, remember that game.
Remember that game.
Yeah, I love that.
Well, that worked out Very good.
So, yes, they use littleinsects and then also orangutans
.
I'll have to edit some of that.

(24:48):
Do you just want to put them up?
Do you want to put them outside?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Put them outside, put them in the shed.
Oh my God, he's a baby.
He won't remember.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh my God, he's a baby, he won't remember, it's
all right.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
It's all right, did it?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
make the noise.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's all right, he's fine.
Yeah, we're fine.
Okay, he's fine.
Okay, don't put him in the shed.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
This is the shed.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh yeah, that's right .
Fuck, I forgot we wererecording the show, all right.
So orangutans, you know whatthey use.
They've actually been observedfor treating wounds with sap,
and then they also use chewedleaves of plants.
So they chew the leaves.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Oh, so yeah, because when you go into the stems
there's also like a nice littlesap in there as well.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yep, yep.
So everyone said oh, they'reall stupid, they're chimpanzees
and orangutans.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
No one has ever said that.
Who says that?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Oh, some people do say that.
Have anyone ever seen Planet ofthe Apes?
That's a film.
That's a film.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
It's so good.
It's so good.
It's a fun little trilogy Nottrilogy, I don't know how many
movies it is, it's more thanthree.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
It got all the way to Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah, so it started withCharlton Heston and it got all
the way to Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
No, seriously, oh, they're so good.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
And then it went to James Franco and John Lithgow.
I was going to say somewhere inthe middle of that.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, gary Oldman even took part in it.
No kidding, yeah, exactly,caden, he sure did.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Indeed, so their study offers fresh insight into
such behavior in the chimpanzees, revealing that they too apply
chewed plant material to theirwounds, and suggest
health-related care could bemore widespread than we think.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Well, yeah, could be more widespread.
Could be more widespread.
They look just like us.
Of course, they're very smartand they have opposable thumbs
and they care about each other.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Boobs, they're beings .
They have big old knockers.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
They have all of the genitals that we have.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
They do, they do, and that's why I think it's very
wrong for people to eat them.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Who eats them?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
People do.
It's a delicacy.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I have seen like old horror movies where, like
they're eating, like the top of,like they're eating the top of
a monkey's brain.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Is that what that is?
Is that that traumatic memorythat's in my brain right now?
I hated that.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
And the movie Clue yes, monkey brains.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh my God, why did they do that?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Because that's for the elites.
It's the closest thing they cando to eating child's flesh.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
It's disgusting, they are disgusting.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
According to Dr Elodie Freeman, that's one of
the author's studies and again,the study is about how do
chimpanzees wipe their ass,because that's science, that's
what?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
because these are the important things.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yes, yeah To be figuring out.
They say, we humans like tofancy ourselves unique in a lot
of different ways.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I like to fancy myself on Saturday nights with
some chocolate cake.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I know and I think for a long time we thought that
healthcare was one of those waysin which we humans are special,
but it turns out we ain't thatspecial at all, because the
chimps are doing the same damnthing that we do and I don't
know if they get charged with apre-existing condition.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Or for indecent exposure.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
No, their buttholes are always out.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I know they never get in trouble about it.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think I would have no problem being a chimp.
Because they don't know thateating bugs aren't fun, because
to them bugs are fun.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, and they're helping each other out.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, and they're helping each other out.
Yeah, they eat the bugs.
So for them, they're just likeyeah, this tastes pretty good,
it's like popcorn.
This is fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Protein.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yeah, so they say.
I think the more that we findcases of animals helping each
other with no immediate benefitto themselves, the more we
compile evidence to show thatthat's something that's also not
as uniquely human as we oncethought.
So animals, they will juststraight up, for no benefit of
their own, wipe another chimp'sass.

(28:42):
Ooh, that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Isn't that nice.
That's very considerate.
I mean, they're sentient beings.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Mm-hmm, they might be white knighting a little bit.
Be like I could wipe you.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Wow, you think it's a pervert thing.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Or just like, like, well, I took care of you so you
should take care of this dickLike nice guys do in real life.
Well maybe in a nursing home.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
What nice guys have you been around?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
All of them.
I wiped her ass so I thought Ishould get a BJ for that.
Nice guys like I walked youhome.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Now you owe me your pussy.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's not a nice guy .

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Exactly, but that's what the Okay you're not.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Kyle is stressed.
Kyle is very, very stressed.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Nice guys aren't actually nice guys?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Right right.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Right, that's the moral.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes, guys are not actually ever, guys, don't trust
anyone, Don't DD.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yes, According to Freeman they say some of the
plants that the chimps seem tobe targeting to apply on their
own wounds have been known forwound healing properties and
also have known bioactiveproperties related to wound
healing or preventing againstinfection.
So they're not just doing.

(29:52):
Not every plant will do, Notevery leaf will do.
They find the ones that arefull of the good stuff.
So they're very smart.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
So that I can see why it would be useful to have some
scientists, you know, just kindof watching what they're doing,
so that they could get someideas and be like hmm, do you
think there are some antibioticproperties in this leaf?
Let's find the fuck out,because those monkeys are using
it, or chimps.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Let's find out.
Yeah, let's find out.
Also, I do want to know thatall of these scientists are
there for good and not justthere to be little weird pervs.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
That's weird.
Do you think there are pervs?

Speaker 3 (30:26):
They piss in their own mouth.
You see that one that lays backand he's just-.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh, chimps.
Yeah, I thought we were talkingabout scientists, that is true.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
That sounded like you were talking about science.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yes, it's for science .
So they say that chimps alsoengaged in other forms of
self-care, such as using leavesto wipe their genitals.
So they wipe their snooch andtheir ball bag.
Good for them.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Isn't that nice.
They can feel the little drippydrops after you're done doing
whatever with the bathroom orwhen you're done having fun
times.
They feel the little slime like, ooh, I should clean that up.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I should clean that up, am I?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
a disgusting slut.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
You're rubbing yourself with poison ivy right
now, then you gotta do the walkof shame.
All covered in dry crusters.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
That's the same coat of fur that you were wearing
last night when you left.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Uh-oh, what Uh-oh.
The team also found cases thatthe chimpanzees, they, would
wipe another person off.
So after sex, a chimpanzee hadsex and then another chimpanzee
came and wiped their penis offfor them.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Whoa, I think these scientists are disgusting.
I think this is where they gotall of the ideas to make the
show White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, I haven't watched it.
All I know is that everyone'shaving sex with each other and
they're brothers Incestually.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
There's some incesty moments with brothers, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Why is that happening all the time now?
I don't know.
Brotherly love brother.
No.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Maybe Hollywood producers are really close to
their siblings.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
They might be Anyway.
So that is very cool thatanimals are just like us.
Maybe even better.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, because it's not like they ever, so they
don't ever drunk squat.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
What do?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
you mean Let it drip?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
When girls are just like really drunk and running
amongst the wild and they'rejust like I just have to pee and
they just pull down their pantsand they squat and then they
just lift it right back up.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I never thought about that.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Technically, there's no drunk squatting for these
guys.
One, they're always outside.
Two, they never have access toa bathroom, so they're always
going to be pretty good about it.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, going to be pretty good about it, yeah, yeah
, well, maybe wiping isoverrated.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, no, no.
I'm saying wiping is good, oh,wiping is good.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's why I'm saying wiping is good.
You want to get a UTI.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
No, they know which leaves to use that are not going
to be giving you a UTI.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Well, how do you think they found out?
Because they found some of thewrong leaves.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, definitely Human women.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Human women.
Human women are they shouldfind what kind of soda bottle
would you use or what kind ofSoda bottle no soda bottle.
You need a funnel if you'reusing a soda bottle.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, there's too much of a spray effect.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm talking about wiping Wiping with a soda bottle
.
Well, anything that'll do,you're in an alley.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
You're gonna.
Well, you know.
You're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Well, let's go from wiping to writing, shall we Fine
, as Snickers wrapper in yourass just happy to see me.
Or you're just unhappy to seeme.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Or you're just digesting poorly.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I was God every one of my old man stories.
I was watching Instagram butthere was a thing where this guy
who was incarcerated he's gotno teeth, he's a black fella,
he's real old now and he wassaying that you shouldn't fart
in prison because he's like thatsounds wet.
And he was like if the fart'swet, then people are gonna take
that booty.
Oh my god.
He's like yeah, so when you goto prison, make sure you don't

(33:50):
fight, because they look and ifit smells wet and it smells
juicy, because they look and itsmells wet and it smells juicy
oh my God Juicy or just powderup.
That's disgusting.
So yeah, that was one of hisprison rules, was like, because
it smells juicy, oh no.
And then he's like someone'sgoing to be looking at you,
ready to take that booty.
Oh yeah, so that's just alesson to anyone who is about to

(34:11):
go to prison.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's a prison queef.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yeah, it's a mating call to this guy apparently.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Anyway, butt of the Week B-U-D.
Not Butt of the Week, it's Buttof the Week, butt of the Week.
And this Butt of the Week iseveryone who has ever drawn a
cartoon.
Isn't that nice, steve Peepoon.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
He said Peepoon, his name is Peepoon, well, anywayoon
.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
His name is Peepoon.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Well, anyway, he was one of the writers for the
Simpsons and he died.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Oh, that's sad.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
He was 68 years old.
He died in his home in Piola,kansas, and he was a good person
and his name was Peepoon, likeI said.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I think his name is Pepoon.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Pepoon sounds like a pet monkey.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Yeah, but it's not a baboon, a pepoon, because
there's one E in it.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Pepe, pepoon, pepoon Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, he's dead, and he also.
He created so many great things.
He created the wild thornberries.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Tim Curry?
Oh really no shit.
Yes, Tim Curry, oh really noshit.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yes, he also worked on Rugrats, Elf and the Gary
Shandling Show and Roseanne,interestingly enough.
So he died, but anyway, isn'tthat sad, so Bud of the Week.
I love our animators out there.
Absolutely, and they don't getenough credit.
And now that AI is justsweeping the floor with every
artistic person?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I know it's stressful .

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I want a real animation.
I like real animation.
I was reading an article aboutHollywood and they said they're
going to start going back toclassic animation.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Really, For some films which would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
It would actually look incredible.
I love it.
I love knowing that they had todraw everything.
When they make old schoolcartoons, you're like how do
they do that?

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I know my mind is always blown at human discipline
when I see all of those pagesof the exact same cartoon and
setting, but it's moving just amillimeter with each page and
then there's a ton of them andthen you flip them and they're
moving and I'm like, whoa, theseguys are good.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
That's film.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I would have never been able to figure that out.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I would have never.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I would have been so stressed out I'd be like I gotta
move it just a little inch.
That's why I watched the makingon YouTube of the Nightmare
Before Christmas.
Oh really, I'd rather fuckingshoot myself in the head than
make that.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, seriously, what a nightmare or anything with
like clay where you just press,like start and then stop, and
then you go and you move theclay a little bit.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, and the marionettes with Team America
World Police, matt and TreyParker they said they would kill
themselves before they makeanother Team America because it
was so stressful it washilarious, though, to watch two
puppets 69 each other.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I loved it that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
It's like one of my favorite things to watch, is it
yes?
Just that scene.
Not two puppets 69 each other.
I loved it.
That's the thing.
It's like one of my favoritethings to watch, is it yes?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
just that scene, not two puppets scissoring each
other, fucking each other puppetpissing and peeing on each
other no they did that so theycould get around the r, the
nc-17 rating, because originallythey were like this is too
violent, this needs to be nc-17.
So then they made a sex scenelike that, where it's piss and
poop all over each other, andthey're like okay, take that out
and it'll be R.
And they're like great, we werenever putting this in the movie
, it was to trick you.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Nice Look at that, that's good.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Well, there is some Simpson erotica out there if you
want to watch this.
Oh my, God.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
There's so much Simpson erotica Family guy.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
And there's a lot of speaking of incest, a lot of
Bart and Lisa.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, I've seen Marge and Bart stuff pass by as well.
It's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
And someone that works for it, someone that does
get the job done.
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
So Steve Papoon Rest in peace.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
RIP 68.
Thank you so much.
I'm not a huge Simpsons guy,but I have respect for it.
I love Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
I.
I'm not a huge Simpsons guy,but I have respect for it.
I love Simpsons, I love theSimpsons.
It's been on for a long time.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
So long it really has All right.
Well, speaking of fatherhood,this story is fucking so weird.
One of the things that I don'tthink you should be allowed to
do after you're accused ofmurdering your entire family is

(38:19):
go on vacation.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
That's yeah, I'll fucking say Call me tough on
crime.
I know right, Family vacation.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
There's a guy.
His name is Christopher Schultz.
He is charged with first-degreemurder after allegedly leaving
his two-year-old daughter in acar alone for three hours.
A judge granted Schultz arequest to travel with his wife
and two surviving daughters toHawaii from May 1st through May

(38:49):
9th.
He's in Arizona.
He's accused of murder becausethey say this was no accidente.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Oh snap.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yes, but despite that , he's in Hawaii surfing the
waves, hanging out with whatWhales?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
So what?
He was arrested and then he gotout on bail or something.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
He was out on bail how?

Speaker 2 (39:09):
can you be allowed to get out on bail in suspicion of
murder?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, you can still get out on bail.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
In suspicion of murder.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, it happens all the time.
That's crazy.
Christopher Schultz.
He's 38.
He has to be able to travel toHawaii with his wife and two
daughters from May 1st to May9th.
And the judge was like allright, fine, what you can go.
Why?
The trip came 10 months afterSchultz's two-year-old daughter
died after Schultz allegedlyleft her in a car alone.
Well, he played video games.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
No fucking way.
And this guy gets to go toHawaii.
I hate him.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
You know that really is the lamest.
You can't leave the kid forvideo games.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You can't leave the fucking kid for video games.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
A Yankees game maybe.
Maybe you go watch a basketballgame, oh really Really.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
That's the bar.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
A football game.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
We're setting a bar on that, yeah, something that's
important.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Video games, right?
If I was the wife who stayedwith him which is amazing with
the other two kids, I would justbe like I can't believe you did
this over.
Gta 6 isn't even out yet whatvideo game is worth.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
They pushed it back too.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I know.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
So, sad.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
What video game would you play, Kyle, instead of
saving your child from a car forthree hours?
Yeah, that's so true.
What game are you playing?
Jesus Christ Wii bowling.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
It's insane how quickly too this happens.
My kid and his grandparentswere just in town.
They were like, oh, just throwhim in the car, we'll be out in
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
And we opened the doors and it was like 200
degrees in there with every dooropen.
Yeah, why did you put him inthe car?
I'm like he would be dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, literallyless than five minutes.
Cover him with cheese.
Put some pepperoni on thatpizza.
It's about to be baked up.
So schultz told detectives withuh in mary in mariana police
department that he was runningerrands and then he left his
daughter in the car.
But he says there was airconditioning on, but then the
car engine.
This is actually interesting.
The car.
But he says there was airconditioning on, but then the
car engine.
This is actually interesting.
The car engine automaticallyturned off after 30 minutes.

(41:02):
So the car.
Because it's like, oh well, itsaved the environment, killed a
baby, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I mean the guy.
Didn't you know if the carwould have stayed on with air
conditioning?
Three hours is still a longtime to leave a child there.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Why would you leave a child in a car to go play video
games and be like the baby'sfine, I'm here playing.
Also, wherever he was playingvideo games, why didn't he just
bring the baby with him?

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Well, we saw what happened when we brought Caden
into the studio.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, well, you know what, the baby's alive, he's
alive, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yes, yeah, yes, that's true, but you could
imagine that might have messedwith his game flow.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Right right, right, so you're looking at it from his
perspective.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
From his perspective.
He's got a big face.
What do you think about that?
He's got a mustache, he's got abig jaw.
He's got a big old head.
You would think there would belike oh, that's right.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Where's my daughter?
Yes, thick neck, but Thick neck, but Kyle, kyle, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Is it not true that you get overwhelmed as a parent
and sometimes maybe you doforget, especially because he's
got two other kids?

Speaker 3 (42:00):
It would be difficult to forget Three hours bro.
It's a long time.
It'd be very difficult toforget.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
It's so overwhelming that you're like I don't know, I
can't stop thinking about you,right, right, right.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Well, he rejected a plea deal that would have
required him to do a guilty pleaand that would have given him a
lesser charge of second-degreemurder, but now he's going to
have to trial in October, so whoknows what the hell is going to
happen.
I do think that the car shouldyou know the car seat.
When you get out of your car,it's like hey, look in the back.

(42:33):
You got to get back there.
If the car is on, the carshould have recognized there was
something in the back seat andstayed on.
That's what I'm going to tellthe car.
Stay on.
Also, don't leave your car.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Are you his defense attorney?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Yeah, for real.
Why are you having this guy'sfucking back?
It's the car's fault.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
The baby was in the fucking driveway and he was at
home inside playing games forthree fucking hours.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
The car committed murder.
I've been playing, I've justbeen really-.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
You don't have a baby on you and I don't think you
also.
I also I wouldn't have done it.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yeah, I take care of my dog.
I can't have him, you know, forthree hours in the car.
I wouldn't let that happen.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Anyway, he's on vacation, he's in Hawaii, so say
hello if you see him there inHawaii.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh my God, yeah, if you see a giant thumb with a
mustache he is kind of a giantthumb Tell him he sucks.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Yeah, he is kind of a giant thumb, isn't he?
Yeah, all right.
Well, just lastly, infatuated Aprison officer.
You know what she did?
She wanted to get pregnant fromthis guy.
So bad that she brought asyringe into jail and milked his
sperm out of him and then putit inside of him.
She, turkey, basted him.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
God.
What is wrong with people?
Why?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
She wanted to get artificially inseminated.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
She Val Kilmer'd his penis.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Her name is Sherry Ann Austin Saddington.
She's 29.
She became really in love withthis guy named Bradley
Trenngrove because he'sexceptionally dangerous and he's
a sex offender.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh yeah, that's what you want in a child.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Top three qualities in a man, right there, Bing bing
bing and she's all pretty andstuff, and he's a convicted
rapist.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
So sick.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Green flags.
Yep, that's the guy who alsolooks all weird and like a
rapist and stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So the pair has been in a relationship for six months
and they often are seen workingin the workshops near each
other.
Austin, saddington andTrenngrove had sex up to 40
times while she was on duty.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Oh wow, she was a guard Fucking gross.
Yes.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
And I don't understand any of this.
It seems like it would be a ick.
You know they talk about icks.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be like I'm inhere for life, for really bad
stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I'd be like ick, you know.
But then she wasn't like that.
She was like let's she was liketurn on Book Whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
the opposite of ick is.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Interestingly enough, she became pregnant with his
baby, Natty, after they wereboning.
But you know what happened.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Lost the baby.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Miss Cowich.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Oh sad.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Isn't that sad.
The baby was like this doesn'tseem right, this isn't right.
You're my parents.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
The baby was like are these prison walls?
I'm out of here, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'm out of here.
Yeah, that's what miscarriagesare.
The baby just looks around.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
It's like I'm blowing this popsicle stand, this
fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
This is prison.
Tren grove was moved to anotherprison and she said no, that's
not going to stop our love.
So she used a fake name andthen she hatched a plan to get
pregnant again.
Wow, how was she gonna do it?
How she smuggled in a cow, acow pole syringe, oh God.
She put it in her bra, uh-huh.
So there's a little syringe inher bra, uh-huh.
And that was enough so that shecould artificially inseminate

(46:00):
her with enough sperm that hehad wrapped in a cling, in a
cling wrap.
So he jerked off in cling wrap,you know, maybe put a little
nipple on it, and then he jerkedoff on it, and then he, he gave
it to her and then she was likeooh, sweet, I have this syringe
, I can suck it up.
That's so fucking weird Littledime bag of cum.
It's love.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
They like Ocean Eleven'd his sperm.
Yeah Out of fucking prison,it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
That's how much this woman wanted to get pregnant
from this guy.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
She really Austin.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Saddington.
She's from Weymouth,massachusetts.
Yeah, of course Shut up.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
That's where I went to high school.
Why not?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
This might be the UK.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Oh yeah, it's all the same town names.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
She was given a suspended sentence After
pleading guilty to the chargesof misconduct in public office.
And then Trengrove he's fromCornwall.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
They all sound very British.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Well, it's nice to know that Weymouth doesn't
change no matter what?

Speaker 2 (46:56):
No matter where it is on the planet, it's just
scumbaggery.
Weymouth is going to becomplete trash Dumpster diving
at the Tang factory.
Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
That's a bit what they were doing.
Interestingly enough, he wasserving 13 years.
It's even worse than we thought.
So he was sentenced for rapinga woman and having sexual
activity with a child.
Wow, yeah, that's good.
Only 13 years, the UK.
It's just so funny, so fuckingridiculous.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
It's just like sometimes they this girl is like
well, they didn't know him,like I know him, so they don't
understand our love.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, the US is very lax too on sex offenders.
They make them go on a registry, but they're the first to get
kicked out if things getoverpopulated.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I don't know.
I've seen some documentation,but who knows?
He was given another two yearsand three months sentence from
the original sentence.
So either way, he's only got 15and a half years.
Wow, yeah, and he was justgetting boned the whole time.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
So he will.
Yeah, he was getting.
He was literally fucking like ahot chick, yeah, and then he's
gonna and he's gonna come out toprobably fatherhood and he's
probably not gonna be the dadthat you think he's gonna be in
your fantasies.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
I don't think they should be allowed to keep this
child.
Yeah, if it worked well,wouldn't the spunk all die in
the cling wrap?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
yeah, I mean, yeah, you have to it really warm and
it's got to not touch oxygenSomething like that.
It's got to just be syringedright out of the cling wrap and
then basted right up there.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Someone DM me if there's an update on the cum
race that we covered, as well asthe sperm race.
No updates, even though I dothink that there needs to be
some punitive damages.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Litigation yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
So, according to Crown Court, austin Saddington,
they say that she says that shestarted working at the prison.
And then also, you know who'sat this prison Gary Glitter.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
God Of the Glitters.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Of the Glitters family.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Wow, I don't know who Glitter is.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Gary Glitter is a very he's a well-known singer
and pedophile, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Oh, that's him now.
Show young Gary Glitter, thatis a creepy, creepy little soul
patch.
He's got going on.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, he didn't used to look like that, he was much
more flamboyant back in the day.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
There he is, my God.
That's also still creepy.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yep In 2020, this same woman.
She was given a written warningbecause they were concerned
about her professionalism andinteraction with prisoners.
She has a prison kink.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
She has a prison.
Kink A kink.
Good for her.
You know, if you do what youlove, you never work a day in
your life.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
She fucked two other prisoners too, like I said she's
got three D's in her name andthree D's in her snatch too.
Saddington D-D-D.
Wow, you never see a triple D.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
No diners drive-ins and dicks.
Maybe that's her rack.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Dopes Triple D.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Maybe, yeah.
Apparently, she's the mother ofthree.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Are they all prisoners?
The baby fathers?
We?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
don't know.
And also, when it came to hermobile phone, trengrove the
person that she wanted to stealthe spunk from.
What do you think his name wasin her phone?
What do you think it was?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Dick Daddy.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Okay, Dick Daddy.
Okay, it's a guess.
I don't know Husband to be oh.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Wow, she really likes him.
Yeah yeah, husband to be.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
According to the prosecutor, they read out some
of the gushing messages theprison officer sent and she said
he was the one sent and shesaid he was the one, that she
would love him till my lastbreath and that he was her
reason for living, not her kidsYep, they said.
He said things moved on frombeing friendly in August to

(50:25):
September of 2022.
He said I did maintenance workaround the prison.
There were a lot of workshops.
We would meet down at theworkshops where less people were
around.
It got to a point that she wascoming in for work on days off
and we would work together forthree or four hours at a time
I'm dead.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
She was literally hanging out in prison.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
At work.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
At work.
No, she was going in off theclock.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Yeah, but she was hanging out at work, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Remember those people .
I used to work at the Wendy'sand there would be people that
would come into Wendy's on theirday off because they were
friends with the co-workers.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
I feel like that's totally different than being a
bartender and just going into abar on your day off.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Yeah, it's a little bit different than getting
fucked by prisoners on your dayoff.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah, it feels weird, or going to Wendy's.
He said they had unprotectedsex 30 to 40 times Yep.
And then she did get pregnantagain, and she lost the baby
eight weeks later.
So his spunk was all weird.
He encouraged her to be lessrisky, but she said that would
mean less opportunity to meet.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Oh, so anyway, okay, look at that.
Yeah, so she was trying to getcaught.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
She's trying to give birth in prison, I guess, so,
yeah.
So on May 26, she visited againunder a false name, and then
the officers did a pat down andthat's where they found out she
was not wearing any underwear.
Hey, ooh, that's a big pat down, yeah.
She was ready to go, but is raw.
What do you call it?
Is raw beefing, what is it?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
called Raw dogging.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
No, when a lady doesn't wear underwear.
Raw beef.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Is that called a thing?
I thought it just meant likegoing commando.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Free lipping Free lipping.
Free balling is when you havethat yeah, free balling.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
So yeah, she's free lipping.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, she's free lipping, free snooching.
Yeah, I guess all of that worksIf you think about how it looks
.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Whatever man, I just don't want to put down the
women's bodies and what theylook like.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
We're the ones who love it.
We lift them up to the Lord.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
We lift them up to the Lord.
I lift every woman up to theLord.
The pussy belongs on thepedestal.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah, sometimes.
So she was not wearingunderwear Not this one,
necessarily.
She was not wearing anyunderwear.
And then they also found theempty syringe.
So again, you're free-lippingand you got this syringe.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's funny.
Someone in the chat just saidsome people spend thousands and
thousands of dollars to have ababy and then you got this cling
wrap baby.
Imagine if the baby is born.
It's true, it's a beautiful,really, really simple miracle.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
I like this baby, but it won't get off of me.
Yeah, it's too clingy.
Ha ha ha, it's half cling wrap,you get it.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, I get it, he's a Klingon.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Oh, cute Violent people.
Also the only black role onStar Trek?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, why the green one .
No, no, oh, they're inGuardians of the Galaxy way off,
but that is something they do.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Also, I do want to thank everyone who has reached
out to me talking about howredheads are the new black and
there's been a lot of supportfrom my black community.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
I'm dead.
Some gingers are running aroundsaying that ginger is just
black people.
Now it is they've been welcomedinto the black community.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Fantastic.
Thank you so.
Interestingly enough, she hadan incredible feeling, so she
was devastated after a physicalevent and then so she said it
really hurt when she had theirmiscarriage.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Yeah, I can't imagine .
It's a pleasant experience.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Yeah, so that was kind of sad, yeah, very sad.
According to Trengrove'sattorney, he says it was genuine
infatuation and they're saying,oh, he corrupted her.
But then the lawyer's like, no,I don't think he did it.
I think that she actuallycorrupted this child molester,
which is very bizarre.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah, I do think that she probably spearheaded this.
I mean, she already hooked upwith other prisoners before him
and she admitted that she has aprison fetish, which?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I don't know how the fuck you find that out.
Well, you get a job, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, she either got the job first and then found out
that she likes sitting there,or she was outside and thinking,
man, man, how do I fuck someprisoners like I know?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I can just apply for a job there yep, and they say
before this he was a greatprisoner.
He was trying to get out andthen and then he was trying to
get in yeah.
And then his lawyer says heknew what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
His heart ruled his head well, yeah, yeah, he was
thinking with the wrong head, asthey say.
I I mean, how could you notEveryone outside of prison gets
caught up in that you think inprison you're going to have any
less restraint or any morecontrol?
Yep, Yep, yep yep, yep, yep,yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
So they're in love.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I believe it.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yep, they say this was a relationship of equal
halves, both making the wrongdecision.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah, I do believe that so there you go.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Prisoners can't consent.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
He is oh, that's actually true, so that is it.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
So she has been R-wording this guy, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
There's also that.
How does it feel guy?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, he's loved it.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, he looks pretty happy about it.
Yeah, he seems all right yeahhe's loved it.
Yeah, he looks pretty happyabout it.
Yeah, he seems all right yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Well, she was also a boxer.
There's a picture of her boxing.
So she's a lot.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
She's very strong, she's a strong woman.
Wow, she probably pegs him,takes him down.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
She might, she might.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
So anyway, yeah, love is in the air, even if you are
behind bars.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Let's go to some comments.
Um, yes, any commentswhatsoever.
Uh, what are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
we talked about a lot of stuff today.
Uh, pano's talking about bodycam footage, for which one body
cam tried to take a shower whilethe paramedics were working on
his dead daughter.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Oh that guy, the the video game guy oh okay, what is
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
he's saying watch the body cam footage.
The guy is a piece of shit.
He tries to take a shower whilethe paramedics are working on
his dead daughter.
Whoa, that's crazy.
He has, you know, issues withfinding out where things stand
in his life.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, talking about priorities.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, that ain't right.
Taking a shower while they'retrying to revive his daughter
yeah, that's ridiculous.
I don't like that one bit.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, he's like, well , as long as you guys are going
to be some time, I'm prettysweaty, I'm just going to go
wash up real quick.
You guys got this right.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Yeah, something about kind of hands off.
Killing your daughter makes yousweaty.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
It's as if he was in the car for three hours,
anything else.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Claire.
Claire is saying she had amental picture of you using a
dildo like a set of nunchucks.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Oh yeah, that actually totally.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Wrong house pal yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Get on in here.
That's what I always say to aburglar.
I say, come on in here, come on, let's talk.
No, no.
No talking, no talking.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Jeff doesn't believe that Weezer's bassist's wife is
going to go to jail.
His wife is going to go to jail.
She's just rich.
Anybody else would go to jailfor decades.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Oh, she would have been charged with attempted
murder, like they had chargedher originally.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Oh, definitely yeah, she would have been shot in the
head.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Actually, though, yeah, yeah, so they also
wouldn't have just like one shot, they would have unloaded.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Somebody else is saying Beverly Hills, that's
where I want to be shot.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
That's where I want to be shot.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
I love it All right, everyone.
Thank you so much for listeningto another fantastic, not
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