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What's going on guys? It's your boy, scrub here back

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again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am if you are be sure
to press the like button. Otherwise no joke, no scam.
DoodleBob from SpongeBob will come back to life and actually
annoy me annoy you off a cliff. Yeah, trust me.
I've seen it happen. He's surprisingly strong.
Something about the DoodleBob strength comes out of nowhere.
Anyways, today, I actually have a story from one of the jobs, I

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had to work back. When I was a normal employed
person, this comes from when I was working at a movie theater.
As you can tell from the title, it's basically about the time a
crackhead, actually got arrestedwhere I was working for a
plethora of reasons, but it all started because he invented his
own country. And trust me, I have a feeling
that you guys are gonna really like this story.
So, without further Ado, let's get into it now.

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I really hated being a cashier at the movie theater or whatever
now, and then it would happen. And, I guess time with Bass, by
relatively quickly. So, for the most part, I would
just kind of, shut up, do my joband then go home at the end of
the day. That's what everybody does it
work, right? Like, I don't think anybody
Pulls up to work and is like, oh, I love, love.
Love love being here, you know, can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Go back and stay in a place. I don't own for eight hours,

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doing menial tasks for minimum wage like that's never anything.
Anybody likes to do. So, obviously, I'm just kind of
go and try to pass my time as quickly as possible and every
hour. So there would be these massive
rushes of people whenever the movies from like, the last set
would get out. And the new set of movies would
be getting in. So we'd be super busy in the
concession, stand for, maybe 30,40 minutes, every hour, hour and

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a half, and that was the time. When it would go by the most,
and in between these, when I saythat it would be dead.
I mean, it would be dead like, nobody would come in, because
shockingly, most movies at theaters aren't very popular
when you're movie doesn't start for an hour and a half and you
can't go in and sit in the theaters, crazy.
I know trust me every now and then we would have some weird
people who would like come and our early to get their popcorn
just to get a large one. So that way, they can get the

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free refill before their movie starts, which is just weird,
bro. We'll give you the free refill
before you leave too. You don't have to come sit in
our lobby for an hour and awkwardly stare at me.
To eat your buttered popcorn. I promise you your heart and
your cholesterol with thank you.If you didn't eat too much
popcorns like you know, how muchbutter is on a large popcorn,
okay? Paula Deen would go into a
diabetic shock. If she ate the same amount of
butter that you did Darryl, but regardless of Daryl's eating

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habits, that was kind of the norm.
So whenever people would come in, when there wasn't a rush
coming, we would just kind of becaught.
A little off Garden things. Definitely weren't normal for
people to come in that early, but hey, if you want to put
yourself in a diabetic coma by eating enough, butter to kill a
girl and elephant, that's totally on.
You do your thing, man. Like, you live your life to the
best of your ability and understand that, I, I love you

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and I support you and no matter what you do.
So obviously, there's that. And yes.
So one day we're kind of sittingthere in between Russia's and
this crackhead comes in and I know what you're thinking Ryan,
it's a little bit too rude to judge if somebody's a crackhead,
but let me explain this. Okay, this guy comes in wearing
a crop top, which I mean, if a dude wants to wear a crop top,

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that's totally your thing with the hairy chest looking like he
hasn't showered in about 18 days.
And when I say, 18 days, that might be a gentle little bit
generous. All right?
It almost looked like he was a werewolf and he hasn't showered
since the last full moon and then hasn't showered for like
eight full moons before that, this guy looks like an absolute
crackhead and it doesn't help that he's missing enough teeth
that when he smiles, you're not really sure if you're looking at

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a smile or, you know, like bowling balls going down range
and knocking over half the pins and then the pins that are left,
I know that sounds mean. And yes, you shouldn't judge a
book by your cover or whatever and I mean, I've dealt with
crackheads before, it's it's pretty normal, you know, like I
wasn't saying I was gonna kick him out for being a crackhead.
I'm just saying he was a crackhead.
So he walks up to me and he's like, hey, I'd like a beer and

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we did serve beer in our movie theaters and I I was 18 so I
could serve it. I just couldn't.
I had to have like a manager come and make sure the idea was
just that way. I just couldn't sell it to my
friends. Whatever.
It's kind of annoying but like, yo that's the way the ball
bounces sometimes. They don't want you selling
alcohol to crackheads obviously.So I say yeah can I see your ID?
I just need to get my manager tolook at it, right?

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So, Obviously, you know, this should be no problem because
even though you got crackhead energy, you just give me your
ID. I'll show you your beer and you
can be on your way. Trust me, I don't want to deny
you, the beer. I really don't.
I'm just doing my job and when Iasked him for his ID, he go, oh,
you don't believe I'm 21. And so I kind of explain, you
know, I believe you're 21, you look 21.
The thing about drugs, he's never know how I actually old.

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There are, like, trust me. This guy looked like 37 but for
all I know he could have been 18and on cracks and since he was
14, I don't really know how thatstuff works.
So, He's kind of like, well why don't you believe me?
And so, hey dude, I'm just doingmy job.
I'll get fired. If I don't have somebody, look
at your ID, it's not up to me todecide the rules of the job.
Say, I have to have someone lookat your idea.

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If you're going to buy alcohol, it's not being personal.
I'm not sitting here hyped to deny you.
I just I have to where I'll get fired.
He's like, oh, this is ridiculous.
I'm obviously, 21, I can't believe you have to override.
You're lucky. I don't do this establishment.
All right, dude. All right.
Okay. Crackhead energy crackhead,
anger. I get it, you know?
Sometimes I'd be mad if I was a crackhead too.
So hey, I don't really have an option, just let me get my

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manager. And if you got a problem, you
can talk to her fine. Fine.
But this better be quick. I don't want to miss my movie.
I know for a fact that new movieis starting for at least an
hour, so trust me you're gonna be fine.
It's not gonna take an hour for my manager to come down here.
So I politely say, hey, no moviestart for an hour, so don't
worry about it. He goes, oh, no.
It's my movie that I made like it's my movie and I'm like, oh

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Okay, so clearly this guy's a little bit unhinged.
So I get on the radio and I tellmy manager hey there's a guy
trying to buy beer, I need you to come.
Check his ID, make sure everything's legit.
Make sure everything works. Everything's fine right?
Pretty normal. So she comes down and she turns
the corner and she sees the crackhead and her eyes get
really wide which is what mine wanted to do but I was trying to
be nice to the guy and like I said, everybody gets on Hard

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Times where all I know he could just be a little eccentric.
I'm not trying to be judgmental out here.
Crackheads gotta do crackheads things.
So she gives me these wide eyes and she walks up to me and she
says, oh, hey, what's going on? It's being nice.
And he's like, well apparently he needs an ID and so she says,
yeah, you know, it's legal procedure that since he's not
21, we have to come look at the ID before you can see him.
Anyone else alcohol? So it's that okay.

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Yeah. Okay.
Can you provide your ID and he goes?
Yeah. Yeah.
No problem. So he reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a wallet that is stuffed to the brim with
Monopoly money. And I'm not talking Canadian
dollar bills, okay? I mean legitimate Monopoly money
like this guy had probably 100,000 dollars in Monopoly
money. Fold it up into his wallet.
This wallet is beat up to death.It's trashed it's super thick

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like it can't even fold, becausethe amount of Monopoly money,
that it has in it and I'm kind of just looking at my, my boss.
She looks at me and we're like whatever as long as he has his
ID and has a real money to pay for it.
We don't care. We're just trying to get him out
of the lobby as fast as possibleto go.
Sit, on the couch away for his movie to start.
I don't know what movie he was seeing.
It was gonna be a while, apparently, he's in it because
he's a movie star or whatever. That's how that goes.

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So she goes, okay, I need your ID and you reaches in, and he
pulls out a pink Post-It. Note like a pink.
Post-It note that just says a birthday on it and says his name
and he goes. There you go.
And my manager looks at me and Ilook at her and we're like,
haha, like, where's your real license?
He goes, that is my real licenseand in like small, Sharpie
underneath was like, the scribbling of the symbol.

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And it said, like Concordia likesomething like that.
Already, a, something like that.So, my manager goes, we can't
take this ID because obviously, this is not real.
And he goes, yes, I've succeededfrom the United States.
It's my own. Country.
I can show you legal documentation.
It is my country and I demand that you accept this
identification for if not I willsue you and declare war on you

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through the country and then he says the country's name and I'm
like Uh, yo, bro, I I am not getting paid enough to fight a
crackhead right now. So my manager kind of looks at
me. And to be honest, I could tell
by the look in her eyes. We didn't want to serve this guy
alcohol. The last thing we needed to do
was get any crazier obviously like him getting crazy or
doesn't benefit anybody. So she makes the audible and she

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goes, yeah, well, we can't serveyou.
Sadly. Our business is registered in
the United States and we can't recognize foreign laws.
So even if you are your own country, there's just nothing
that we can do about it, okay? We, we can't break the law,
obviously, you know, we can't dothat.
And the look on his face is justpure anger.
And how dare you do you have anyidea who I am?

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I am I am the Son of God. I created this country to give
America a chance to finally learn something.
And you're gonna miss treat me after everything.
I was gonna do for you. I was gonna make you two kings
and queens in my country, but now it's not going to happen and
you need to accept this immediately.
I demand my beer and he's getting loud and very unruly.
So my manager to Sides that, youknow, we're just chilling and we

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had a security guard at the movie theater because shockingly
when you serve alcohol, people get out of control, very, very
often. So we had a security guard on
Deck, whose job it was it is kind of keep people that were a
little bit crazy under control, you know, because sadly people
getting out of control, was it? As rare as I wish it would have
been, like, don't get me wrong, if I could have a world where I
didn't have to deal with crackheads for most of my job

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then, that'd be great. That's just not the reality of
the situation. So the security guard comes over
and basically tells the guy thathe has to leave and this is
where Defcon 1 starts happening crackhead.
Man, with all this crackhead energy just starts willing on
the security guard trying to fight him.
The good thing about crackheads is they're not very strong, all
their muscle mass has been to lapidated by, you know, crack,
but putting up a fight apparently this movie that he's

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in and starring. And crackhead boy, is a barely,
it's gonna win an Oscar or something because he was taking
this very seriously. So our security guard after
realizing, this is going to be afight, says call the cops,
because clearly this guy is out of control and even for his own
safety. Obviously, this guy's not right
in the head. It's better to get him some help
than it is to just let him back out on the street.
So we, we call the cops in the security guard.

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Takes them outside and just kindof pins him down is doing stuff.
And I'm kind of sitting here, like, I did not expect this
going into work. Normally, when I was at this
movie theater, I would get yelled at by soccer moms for,
you know, being dumb or whatever.
You don't really expect to have to get the fisticuffs with a
crackhead and call the police. It's not a normal thing.
So, about two minutes later, thecops pull up, we write down the
street from the police station. They kind of asked what
happened. So I had to give a statement

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about what crackhead guy did security guard.
Gives a state manager gives us astatement and they're like yeah
this guy's kind of known in the area.
He does this pretty often, he'llgo into a place and and you
know, talk about his country andtry to use, you know, his
Monopoly money which is his country's money to pay for
things or he uses fake ID to tryto get stuff.
And so we know we know what thisguy's like and so we're like, oh

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well, he got in. He got to pay for a ticket to
get into buy food and so we go and there was a new girl at the.
There was a New girl. The cashier spot in this dumb
girl, took Monopoly money as money.
He paid with this Monopoly moneyand the girl didn't even
question it, she just let him in.
So she ended up needing to get retrained.
She didn't get fired. Surprisingly, I would have fired

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her. I mean, you're not gonna work
for my company, you don't know what money looks like, but yeah,
Moral of the story is crackheadscan go crazy at any given moment
and just because you're in a movie theater, doesn't exactly
mean that you're gonna be safe on that note though, guys,
that's gonna do it for the video.
Hopefully, you enjoyed it. If you did, I'd really
appreciate. Oh, I forgot something,
actually, I forgot something. So that wasn't my last
interaction with the crackhead. I almost ended the video, that
was bad. So I actually ended up trying to

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come back. A couple months later and I was
standing at the, like, the concessions again.
And I looked out the window and I saw him walking up.
So I went up to the girl in the ticket office and I said, you
can't sell it to get to that guy.
First of all, he doesn't have money, but in the event that he
does, he can't sell a ticket to him and she was like, oh, okay,
so he did try to come back, which is crazy to me, you know,
that real crackhead energy, where you're like, ah, I should

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just go back to the place I justgot kicked out from.
That's a fantastic idea but that's gonna do it for the video
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Oh, what's going on guys? It's your boy.
Scrubby here. Back again with another video.
I hope you guys are all having afantastic day.
I know I am, and if you are be sure to press the like button.
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though, guys. Hopefully, you're having a great
day. I know I am today's video is
gonna be a pretty fun. One about people just trying to
impress me with their non-existent rap skills.
The gameplay is just gonna be some valorant, you know, I don't
know if it's too good. I don't really remember it too,
well to be on us, but it should be pretty.

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All right. And yeah today's video should be
a pretty funny one because this dude absolutely embarrassed
himself at a house party to the point where like, I'm pretty
sure he was cited for harshing divide.
The police came just to sight him for ruining a good time.
And when the police come to sight you for writing a good
time, you know, you've gotten way too far.
Are so uh, yeah. Without further Ado guys, let's

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get right into the video. Three, two, one.
Let's go. So there's always one kid at
every house. Party.
You go to that has never been toone before and thinks it's like,
out of a movie, you know, where stuff's gonna get really crazy.
There's gonna be like dance battles.
There's gonna be a chance for him to, like, prove himself
against the popular kid, you know, he just really doesn't
understand that most parties aresupposed to be pretty chill, or

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at least, like that's the fun way to have a party.
In my opinion, I would much rather like kick it back and
have a good time. Then have some kid trying to
dance battle me to, like prove to his girlfriend, he has
swagger or whatever, but especially like in the early
parts of high school, there wereplenty of kids that would
embarrass themselves thinking that they were being super cool
and it was just not the right Vibe.
And one night me and like, a couple close friends are at this

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house party and it's not the school that I go to, you know,
so I don't really know a ton of people, but me and one of my
friends are like standing in thekitchen and we're having a drink
and we're just talking back and forth.
Like, nothing crazy is going on.We're just talking and all the
sudden Like in the backyard. We hear a bunch of screaming,
like, oh and usually that means that there's a fight going on.
And as we're going to the back door, the other one of our

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friends that were with comes andsays, oh my God, guys.
Come on, come on, come on. So obviously, you know, we start
like rushing out in the backyardto see what's going on.
And there's like a crowd of people gathered around and I'm
expecting to see a fight becauseat most House parties, there's
at least one fight if they're Rowdy like not most of the time,
but if it gets a little out of control, the first thing that
starts to get it out of control as a fight.
And once there's a fight, it goes downhill from there.

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Like once there's a fight, you should probably just end the
party because nothing. Good happens after a fight at a
party. So, I'm expecting there to be a
fight. There's this group of people
crowding around screaming and I'm like, oh, this is gonna be
sick. This is gonna be sick.
And keep in mind, I don't know what's on these kids super well.
So, I don't know how they react to things but at least in my
opinion, when I was in high school like I would only start
screaming and oohing and owing. If there's a fight going on at a
party. And I'm pretty much taller than

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like most people. At this point, I had already had
my growth spurt so I'm like probably six too so I can kind
of see over the shoulders of some people.
There's some people tell her that And I can kind of see into
a pretty well and instead of a fight I see two kids that
definitely look like like, you were like, oh my God, how did
they get out of the band room? Who let them out of there?
That's a joke. By the way, it's a meme.
I know there's gonna be somebodylike band kids are not weird.

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Listen, if you're commenting that you're the band kid,
everyone's complaining about. All right.
If you're a cool band kid we're not talking about you, you're
chill. Anyways, so like there's these
two bad kids sitting there. And one of them is like
aggressively talking at the other, and I realized pretty
quickly that he is rapping at each other.
Whatever house party I have beendragged to is not something that
is cool. Not something that has swag, but
no, there is a rap battle between two band kids going on

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in the backyard. So I'm like, okay, you know
what, it might not be a fight but hey, this could be pretty
interesting, you know, I'm not gonna complain.
I firmly. Believe that you gotta make the
most out of your experience is it if you're at a party with
bad, kids rap battle like damn it.
You better listen back and he listened to what they're rapping
about because they're probably gonna throw it out on some sick
rhymes about playing the trumpet.
Um, my name is trumpet. I take your girl in hump, it

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like, they could probably be dropping some sick bars, and you
would never even see. Are coming because you
underestimate them. So you just got to listen and
make the most of your experience.
Anyways, I'm listening. And the first guy is going in
the first band kid basically is saying, like how he has the most
swag and the most money, and howhe's, like just got the most
drip, which I mean, listen, if you're gonna rap, battle

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somebody in public like at a party, the least you could do is
just say stuff is true, because trust me, we're all sitting in
the same backyard, dog. We all know that you do not.
In fact, have a house on each Coast, okay.
Like I'm just saying you can't be dissing him saying, oh you
probably lied. A yo mom when.
Yeah, you're lying about the fact that you have six houses.
When we all know that you live in the basement of your mom's

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house and your 18 at a high school party, come on, what's
going on? Kevin that might have gone a
little purse and all I know, I know but you guys are picking up
the idea and it's really bad. It's it's really, really bad.
And so everybody's kind of laughing, but the guy that he's
rapping against, man, if I can describe him, I would describe
him as the type of kid, that gets a little too excited at a
NASCAR race. You know, like the Cars.

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Start revving their engines and he's like, oh, I'm feeling
something Revenant here. Like he was just a little too
into that NASCAR Vine like that's what this kid looked
like. He also, you know, wouldn't mind
his life being sponsored by Monster Energy and like he was
the type of guy who's Instagram profile picture would be him
with his arms around like two ofthe Monster Energy girls so that
that's that. I hope that paints a picture.

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Oh. And he probably had like one of
those cookie monster hats. You know.
Oh yeah. He was that dude.
And some of you were like, man, I used to be that person and if
you were, that's okay, we all change.
We've all done. Things were embarrassed of.
Look at me, I run a internet Channel where I tell stories
over video game gameplay, we allcan't be heroes.
Okay. Anyways, he steps up but before
it's his turn to start wrapping,which is what you're supposed to

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do. He like turns and looks at
everybody gathered around him and he's like some of you know I
am the best rapper at school andlike the crowd doesn't react
very strongly, you know, nobody's like yeah, everybody's
kind of like oh okay. And he's like yeah, I've been
Rapping for so long that my first words were rhyme and were
like cool, bro, nice. I'm sure your mom's really proud

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of you. Sounds like you are a smart
baby, okay? Like, can we just get to it?
And he's like, some would say that I can rap faster than
Eminem. And at this point, I'm like,
dog, listen, you're hyping up the crowd so much if you don't
deliver like Jesus on a silver platter.
Right now, then you're losing because you're talking way too
much. Nobody cares that your first
words were a rhyme. Alright, like, oh cute.

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Good for you. What do I look like a
scrapbooker? I don't care.
Just entertain me. All right, that's your job.
And he's like, all right, I can rap faster than Eminem or you
guys ready for this and everyone's like, yeah.
It's probably about this enthusiastic, you know, Allah
had some rebirth. So it sounds like there's a
Crowd. Oh yeah, yes, but whatever it

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really doesn't matter. If you hide yourself up a ton as
long as you're like, you know, good.
That's the one thing you can talk as much crap as you want, I
firmly. Leave that.
But the caveat is you have to and I mean have to be good like
if you're not good, then get outof the kitchen.
You know, you're playing with fire and you're not prepared to
get burned and trust me this guy's about to burn.

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So like he gets a beat going, you know, and he stops the beat
and he makes him pick a different beat so he's wasting
even more time. So it's about three minutes
since the last guys stop rappingthat's like a whole song.
Okay. And finally he gets going, he's
got a biddies liking and he's getting a little too into it,
you know, like he's rocking withhis entire body for every minute
little sound in the beat, like, it's just, he's really into it,

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you know. So once again, just raising the
bar for himself, really, making it seem like he's about to be
the greatest rapper of all time.And his first lines, ladies and
gentlemen, I will never forget, they will forever resonate on
the Statue outside of no one's house, because it was terrible,
but that's why I'll never forgetit.
Your girlfriend is a thicky. Ooh, is her name?
Woah, Vicky ya. And I mean, listen.

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Listen. Um, when you compare yourself to
Eminem, okay, and you come out, the cut comparing.
This dude's girlfriend to Woe Vicky.
It's just, it's just kind of whack like not to mention the
other guy wasn't that bad. But, you know, there were some
personal Jabs in there and this guy's like, huh?
I'm gonna give you a compliment.Your girlfriend is pretty
attractive. Like, it's a weird thing to say

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in a rap battle, you know, like,ah, good congratulations, man.
I hope your girlfriend stays loyal, and you guys maintain a
fantastic relationship. Aha, like it's just a weird
thing to throw into a rap battle.
And then he proceeds to go from,woah, Vicky to him.
Your forehead is misshapen and kind of ugly.
That's why you asked your momma to hug me, which telling your

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mom to hug the person. You're wrapping.
I guess, could be like a tactic to throw you off your balance,
but it's not very likely and probably a little awkward.
Yo, mama hug this stranger that has beef with me.
But beyond that your forehead ismissing and How that makes him
want him to tell his mom to hug him?
Why? Because he's dumb, like his
brain, has too much pressure on it.
What if I have to think this hard about how your disc makes

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sense in your rap battle, it's probably just not a very good
rap. I'm just throwing that out
there. It should make sense pretty
pretty easily to people who are paying attention.
And then from the misshapen forehead hugging, your mom line
immediately cuts to. I'm the best rapper on this side
of Detroit, which I mean. Wow, you are better than Eminem.
Only problem is that we live in Las Vegas.

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Like we're not even on the same Coast.
I don't understand what Detroit has to do with literally
anything because it could not bemore relevant.
That's like imagine being in Chicago and being like yo I'm
the best rapper that's out of Dubai.
It's like you're not even on thesame continent, man.
You're just chilling. So apparently we are in the
presence of the best rapper fromDetroit.

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And here's the thing, I know some of you are probably like,
well maybe he's from Detroit, but this kid had gone to my
school since like first grade. Okay.
He is not the best rapper from Detroit.
It's it's literally Impossible. I know where this kid lives and
I know it's not in Detroit. So whatever at this point the
crowd is like losing him. And like I said, I don't know,
like a ton of people, but I do know this kid who is who's

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rapping like not very well but of him.
Do you get what I'm saying? Like I don't know him, I know
his name and I know his face andI'm like seen him around but I
don't know him super well. He's like one of the only people
there that I know. So the crowd starts to lose
losing him and you know it's badwhen like a crowd of white kids
starts booing, your wrapping. Okay this is like a group of
people that would go to a machine gun Kelly concert.

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Let's keep it. A buck 50 year.
No disrespect Mister Machine GunKelly.
It's just you have a demographic.
All right? And that's okay.
I have a demographic, too. It's people that scream too much
at their Xbox and like, that's all right, we're vibing.
Anyways, the crowd starts to notVibe, and they start to like,
Boo, this dude. And be like, oh, dude, boo, you
suck in the kid instead of like,you know, deciding to stop and

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be like, oh, haha, you're right,my raps are bad.
He's starts. Arguing back with the crowd of
like, people that are not in theright frame of mind, so he's
yelling at him and stuff. He's like, oh, you suck.
You suck, you guys suck. You guys are the worst you guys
suck, like he's starting to argue with them.
He's saying that they're too dumb to like understand his
raps. It's all over the place, they're
like fighting with each other over.

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The fact that they're too stupidto understand your wraps.
And listen, man, I'm just saying.
If everybody doesn't get your raps, maybe you're the stupid
one. You know?
It's not like, there's just one girl that didn't get it.
If everybody doesn't get it, that it probably doesn't make
much sense. I'm just using math here.
So whatever, obviously the vibe has been checked and it was not

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good. So he's like, are you doing with
everybody? And I look at my friend and I'm
like, all right, dude, we shouldprobably go, this is, this is
not, you know, a very fun party.This is not a good situation but
there was a girl that he liked there so he's like look, can we
please stay for like a little bit, we're talking like all
right fine. So he goes back inside to talk
to the girl and I'm just sittingout here and this guy is still

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arguing. With like this crowd of people
about his rapping ability and heturns and he looks right at me
like dead in the eyes. Like I can't pretend that he's
not talking to me, he goes. Well what did you think of my
rap? And I'm like oh why me?
And he's like well you're the only one that hasn't talked.
So I'm guessing you like it and I'm like Uh, well, you know, it

(24:39):
was, it was a wrap. It was something and now he's
like trying to beef with me, dude.
And listen, I wasn't criticizingit because I was trying to spare
your ego. I'm standing here, quietly.
I don't want to be here anymore than you do and you're gonna
start calling me out so fine. I'm like that dog.
Honestly. It kind of sucked.
It was not very good if you wantme to be completely honest with
you. And you know what?
Eminem boy, the toughest rapper in Detroit does when he realizes

(25:02):
that the entire crowd is not on his side and his rap was in fact
not very swag testicle. The toughest rapper in Detroit
that was apparently raised by the streets starts crying and
like runs out of the backyard, dude.
And then like some girls are standing there and they're like
oh my God. That was so rude.
And start like, looking at me asif it's my fault, it's my fault

(25:24):
that he got up in my face when Iwas trying to be quiet.
So I told him the truth. That's my bad fine.
Next time I'll lie. I'll tell him to drop out of
high school and pursue his dreamof being a rapper.
It's definitely gonna work out for him.
No regrets there. Oh, Wow, that that's a fantastic
plan. You know what?
Well, you're at it. Get your girlfriend pregnant.
A kid will just make the wrapping thing easier.
So the vibe has been harsh. And at this point I'm like, look

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everybody here hates me. I made Eminem kid cry.
All of Detroit is gonna try to fight me after this so I'm
leaving, I went outside. It got an Uber, my Uber driver's
name was Carlos. He was 35, he was pretty cool.
He took me home. I texted my friend said dude.
No pressure. I know you like you know you're
fine just Uber home because or like get somebody to drive your

(26:09):
car because I'm I was just not vibing bro.
I was gonna have to fight. He's like yeah bro.
All right, I get it. You know me and the girl hooked
up and I'm like hey good for youdude.
It ended up working out I wingman as long as I needed to
but uh yeah you know moral the story is people that can rap
faster than Eminem are probably gonna cry if you criticize him
at all and yeah, today is notification.
Shout out goes to a Dominic Schmitty lovers. 69, it's been a

(26:33):
long time since I've seen anything with that name and it
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If you do, make sure they're hotand hopefully I'll see you guys
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Anyways guys, hope you are having a good one.
I do know that it's a very likely chance that you've done

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absolutely nothing today becausewe're all locked inside of our
houses, for at least 30 more days, but it's the second day of
420. So I figured I would continue it
with the story about an evil step, dad.
Not that, that has anything to do with 420, you know, every now
and then you just gotta get out there and experiment with the
something you've never told us astory about before and evil step
parents isn't something that's generally my forte but I yeah it

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is pretty good in there. Some, what are you doing?
Step, bro, moments. So without further Ado let's get
into the video. So growing up at a childhood
friend named Matthew and he was a pretty Old dude, but his mom
was single for as long as I knewhim.
Like right off the bat, his mom was just a single mom and she
did a pretty good job Matthew and I would hang out pretty
often. And yeah, that was just how life

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was. But when we were like sophomores
in high school, his mom, finallydecided it was time to get back
on the train and start dating. And she started dating pretty
quick because not gonna lie. His mom was pretty hot.
So the second she started datingpeople were obviously interest
and Matthew wasn't very cool with his mom like dating.
I mean, I don't feel like most people are he would never tell

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her. No, you can't date, but he just
didn't like to hear about her dating life because it probably
be pretty awkward for your mom to walk in and be like, yeah, I
went on a date last night and this guy was a great kisser.
I'm really cool. Not knowing that about my mom.
I'm really really okay. Never hearing those words come
out of her mouth. So his mom like just didn't keep
him very updated in the dating life until things got serious.

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And one day he comes to school and he looks pissed off and he's
like, Ryan, I need to talk to you, stat, we have a massive
Problem. I think my life might be over.
This is a big bad bad situation.So we step aside from like the
rest of the friend group and he's like, all right, here's the
situation. My mom last night says that she
wants me to meet this, dude. She's dating because she thinks
that she wants to marry you, butI didn't even know that she was

(29:05):
dating anyone. So, she told me about this dude,
and I looked him up on Facebook,and I just don't like the guy I
really, really do not like this dude.
He is just not a nice guy, I cantell.
So I'm like, all right. Show me his Facebook.
Maybe you're overreacting. I would too.
If some dude was dating, my mom,I probably be like, yeah, he is
literally The Reincarnation of Hitler just because I don't

(29:28):
know. I don't think, I just think I'm
protective of my mom. I feel like most kids are.
So he pulls up the Facebook and yeah, any idea that, my friend
was overreacting immediately goes out the window.
I don't know if you guys have seen Tiger King, but he looks
like Jeff from Tiger King. And for those of you that
haven't seen Tiger King, I'm gonna describe it.
Imagine if If you took like the douchiest clothing, you could

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imagine and draped it on an old man.
That is way too old to try to bedressing cool and then just
sprayed the douchiest cologne just acts body sprayed for 90
minutes shook up a monster and sprayed it everywhere.
That is what this dude looked like.
He just just the attitude of like the way he would pose and
pictures. And what he was wearing, he has

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a 50 year old man. Was just no bueno, no bueno.
You could kind of tell it guy, he was and then we're scrolling
through in. We're reading the post on this
dude's Facebook in his public posts are just absurd.
I'm not even kidding. There's a post from like this.
50 year old man saying that he loves that.
His daughter is eighteen now because all of her friends are
legal so he can date them which is a very weird thing to post on

(30:36):
your Facebook wall. Like, hello everyone, that I
have added whether it be business associates or my
grandmother. Please listen.
As I detail the things that I would do to girls my daughter's
age like it's just a weird thingto post.
Publicly. So we definitely are like yeah,
this is not a very good dude, zero out of ten.
So he's like, I'm meeting him tonight.

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He's coming over for dinner. Can I call you after and tell
you about it? Because I just don't like, yeah,
sure, man, no problem. Whatever floats your boat.
Keep me updated. Because now I'm invested.
His mom is now dating. Super douche, which is very
impressive. He's the next Avenger now that
they got rid of a couple of them, I bet you the next like
Avengers is gonna be super douche and Joe Exotic from
Tiger, King fist, bumping over the top of the world.

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So I go about my business. The rest of the day, I'm not too
worried. And later that night, I get a
FaceTime calling he goes Ryan. It's even worse in person and
I'm like, all right, what do youmean filming in?
So, he starts telling me that this dude walks into his house
with a 12-pack of monster, whichI didn't even know they made in
like looks at him. Looks at his mom and says, sup

(31:40):
be worried, which I'm not gonna say not because I don't want to
say it, but, you know, Karen, listen times are rough out here.
There's a global. Russian going on.
I need my ad Revenue. Regardless, you know, saying
such to your mom in front of youduring a date, is a very good.
And then, he looks at my friend and says, oh, you must be the
kid if you want to fight me for dominance or whatever, we'll do

(32:02):
it because this is gonna be my house pretty soon, which is just
not a good opener. So off the bat my friend Matthew
is like, yeah, I don't like you but the news gets even worse.
So through dinner, his mom is like making googly eyes at this
dude and then they say Matthew, we have some great news, we're
sure you're gonna be excited andhe's like, what is the news?
You know, that you and him are breaking up?

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And I'm never gonna have to see him again because that's the
only good news that I want to hear right now.
And instead, the news he receives is that, this douche
can do is gonna be his stepdad, because he proposed to his mom,
when they were hanging out last week at his house, which doesn't
make him too happy because when he suck, dudes, you and throws
you a monster. What do you mean to you?

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You know, you're not too hype that he's dating your mom.
So my friend is obviously fabric.
I think this is the first time he's meeting this dude.
He didn't get any clearance first, which I guess he doesn't
need but like it's kind of surprising.
When one day you don't know thatyour mom has a boyfriend.
And the next day your mom is like, oh yeah, we're getting
married. And he's moving in, that's just
a big change. I'm not saying it's right for

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him to be upset and his mom could like, do whatever she
wants, but as far as you know, surprise is go.
That's a pretty big surprise that's up there with someone
being like, Oh, I have a surprise.
You're gonna love and you're like, awesome.
What is it? Oh, it's something you'll use
every day. You're like sick.
Oh, I'm pregnant. We're gonna have a kid.
You're gonna have to raise him and I'm like, Ah, that's not a
very good surprise. Not a fan.
So my friend is obviously pressed and not very happy about

(33:28):
the fact that his mom is about to marry super douche.
But to make matters, worse. Super douche wants to get
married, like, right now, right away.
He doesn't want to have a wedding because they've been
there and done that. He just wants to go to the court
house, sign papers and move intotomorrow.
And so my friend pulls aside, his mom and his like, hey, you
know, maybe we should get a prenup, maybe we should think
about this a little more. Maybe we don't just marry super

(33:50):
douche right now on the spot without asking anyone.
If it's a good idea first. I'm just saying, maybe that's
not a good idea, but his mom is like, no, because when you find
love you, don't let it go. You hold on to love you.
Some Pinterest shit. Because that's what all the
white moms, we preaching is justsome real Pinterest stuff news,
flash. All you Karen's out there,
Pinterest love isn't real and that night he goes from thinking

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his mom was low-key single to having a stepdad.
I swear the next morning, will, I guess, not that night.
But the next day he gets home from school.
And his mom, basically tells himthat she had married this dude
during the day at the courthouse.
So very fast turn around and he is not very happy about it, and
like I said, he had FaceTime me that night and he was obviously

(34:36):
pissed at school the next day. But when he had gone home and
found out he that they were married, he is not a very happy
camper because he does not like this dude and almost
immediately. As soon as the dude moves in
their starts, being issues with him in the guy, The guy just
like started trying to out Alphamy friend which is weird because
it's not even like there was really a competition, it's just

(34:56):
not like that. But the dude would just
purposely like make my friend, do things that he didn't want to
do and cause problems in the house just to prove that he was
in charge. For example, he made a rule that
my friend wasn't allowed to shower with hot water on and
like, his mom was just, you know, oh, we're doing it to save
the environment, but it was justlow-key a mind game to get in my

(35:17):
friend's head, and make it be like, I can control you.
It was just weird. This guy was nuts, but the
ultimate straw, that broke the camel's back came about two
months in. So, for two months, my friend is
basically living with the dictator that is like making
him. Take, cold showers being mean to
him, just causing problems, making him like, have to walk to
school, refused to drive, and said it would make him tougher,

(35:38):
and his mom is just blinded by love.
Obviously, he's not too happy with his mom at the time.
Because, you know, when you get betrayed for like a slimy,
grease ball. Don't feel too good.
So he's just talking To me aboutit a lot because you would trust
me about it and he's like, dude,this guy is just crazy, like
he's nuts. And at the time when we were
growing up a little bit, going through changes, my friend had

(36:00):
hit that a little bit earlier sohe's like built like a man at
this point. This 50 year old dude is a
little bit out of shape, a little out there, but my friend,
you know, played Sports and was active in his is pretty Bill and
he hadn't fought him yet becausehe was not trying to cause
problems for his mom. But he's like you know, if you
ever does anything physical or hurts, my mom or anything, then

(36:20):
I'll probably snap and beat the crap out of him.
But like until then, I'll just play nice and and get along, but
he does not like this Duty hateshim and two months into his new
stepdad relationship. So, this dude, this douche canoe
would smoke cigarettes in the living room and just like
basically change smoke packs of cigarettes, all day when he
would get home. More, can one day my friends in

(36:41):
his room? Play in video games were like
gaming and he hears his dog Yelpand he loved this dog, get out
this dog's and she was like sickhere.
Years old. And he goes out there and it's
yelping and it's like looking athim and it's walking away.
So he goes over to look at the dog.
And there is a bird mark on likethe belly of the dog in the
shape of a cigarette. And his stepdad is like laughing
like laughing. So he looks at him and he's

(37:03):
like, what happened to the dog? And he giggles and says, oh
nothing, nothing. I was just messing with no
nothing happened. He's like, all right.
So, then why is there a little burn mark, on my dog in the
perfect shape of a cigarette? Did you put your cigarette out
on my dog and the step dad? Just looks at him and starts
laughing and it's like, no, no. He's like, dude, did you put a
cigarette out on my dog? And he's like, well, even if I

(37:24):
did you can't prove anything andeven if you could it's my house.
So it's not like you could do anything about it.
Punk, that's what my friend basically loses it.
He's, you know, you could be mean to me all day, but you're
not gonna put cigarettes out on my dog, so he gets up in this
dude's face and this dude, instead of realizing that he is
out of shape and old, and my friend is not out of shape and

(37:45):
definitely capable of beating him decides to just be like Oh,
you know, get out of my face, get out of my house and his mom
comes out and it's like what's going on and the stepdad decides
to look tough and push her son. But what he pushes him, all bets
are off and my friend proceeds to basically Molly Wop the heck
out of his stepdad right in front of his mom doesn't even

(38:07):
carry. He's like you know what, you
married him, you can defend him,I don't care and just starts
beating him in the entire time. He's like you not gonna put
cigarettes out on my dog and that's like I think the most
evil thing you could do okay? Sure, sure.
James Bond, villains definitely are pretty evil when they blow
up small countries or whatever. But I'm just saying, we're gonna

(38:27):
keep it a buck putting a cigarette out, on the belly of
an innocent cute, dog. That's pretty up there.
In terms of Benin called villainous, this guy could give
grew a run from his money. He's gonna be the new guy of the
minions. So and and if you love your dog
and someone puts a cigarette outon your dog, you don't fight
back. If I was walking Pendleton my
beagle and somebody walked up tohim and burned him.

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I'd be going to jail. I'm beating somebody up.
I don't feel bad. So he beats the crap out of his
stepdad and his mom's freaking out.
And it's like, what is going on,what's going on?
So, he pulls him apart and the stepdads, like, you're gonna get
out of my house and his mom is like, no, you're not kicking my
son out, what happens so my friend finally explains, he
burned the dog with a cigarettesand just goes off about like how

(39:09):
bad he's been traded and everything going on.
And how like he's probably cheating on her with like, dada
dada, because he's always posting on Facebook about how
hot is daughter's friends are, which is super creepy is just
snapping. And his mom is just sitting
there listening. And she's like, well, what do
you think and looks at, you know, her husband and his like,
do you have anything to say, foryourself, or you just gonna take

(39:31):
it? And the husband, and the step
dad decides to try to kick him out again, in his, like, you're
a liar about me. Get out, you, you're worthless
me and your mom or never gonna talk to you again and his mom
does the smart thing. Finally, and basically decided.
Yeah, no, you're not gonna make me never talk.
My son to be with you Mr. Douchey.

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McDougall. And they ended up filing for
divorce shortly after that. But yeah.
Apparently, some soccer moms outthere really just getting
delusional and think that they're marrying a superhero
when they're marrying a chainsmoker that's gonna burn
their innocent dog hikey, though, it ended up working out,
nothing ended up happening afterthat.

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They just never talked to him again.
But all you soccer moms out there just because he says, he
loves you. If he drinks monster, you know,
you you can't date him. All right.
And I'm not talking to monsters every now and then maybe like
once or twice a year, you're golden, if you religiously
drinks monster, if he has to buyMonster in bulk from Costco, in
order to keep up his habits, youshouldn't marry him that that's

(40:32):
advice for anyone out there period.
Anyways guys, I hope you guys are all staying safe.
These are like, pretty scary times.
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It's your boy, scrub here, back again with another video.
Hope you guys are all having an absolutely incredible day.
I know I am. If you are be sure to press the
like button for good luck, because a good luck is good.
Today, we're gonna be talking about a weird kid, all right,
this might be a little bit of a series if you guys are into the
first little time, but it's basically this kid that I went
to high school with who ended upgetting arrested for stocking.

(42:18):
And I was talking to the girl that he was actually super into
and this kid is super weird. We're gonna start with the first
story. All right, which is not involve
him getting arrested. Sadly with this kid had been
weird for a while and I think you guys are going to be
entertained because for some reason, hearing about weird kid,
makes, all of you guys go. Haha.
Hehe like butt in like, like, helike, like and I like, like, you
know. So, without further Ado, let's

(42:39):
get it. Now, for some reason, I had a
concentration of kids at my school, who were the bizarre
type, there was a group of kids that thought they were
werewolves know. I'm not kidding.
I've told stories about Them in the past.
And this kid happened to be one of the werewolf kids.
I don't really know what what's going through your head to be
actually 16 years old and convince yourself that you're a
werewolf, but that's a pretty big gap in intelligence.
Okay. By the time you're eight, you

(43:00):
should give up on your dreams ofbeing a werewolf, you know,
like, huh, you know, I don't turn into a giant man.
Beast every full moon. Maybe I should think about why
that is and the answer is because you're not a werewolf
Derek. All right?
Grow up and take up the Batman cape, you're never gonna become
Batwolf. That would be really sick
superhero. But regardless, there were a
group of kids at my school that thought they were werewolves and
they had this idea that they were packed, right?

(43:23):
And once you were buying it withthe pack, you were buying it for
life, which is super cringe because the odds of you being
binded with the bunch of kids, who think they're wearing wolves
in high school for the rest of your life, is pretty slim, you
know, in the grand scheme of things.
Let's be honest here. Nobody is like ah, you know
what, friends I want to have forthe rest of my life.
My friends that think they are aware wolves.
Yes, those are the ones that I would love until I die, but

(43:43):
there was this girl who was in the Wolfpack when she was a
freshman, right? And they had this, Ritual where
you had to like gather around them and they would allowed
together. And that would mean you were a
part of the group and what did you a part of the group you
could never? I'm sorry, I'm just picturing a
bunch of chubby, white kids, andHot Topic, clothing.
Howling at each other for a lifetime Bond.
Whatever kids are whack anyways.And she was in this group and

(44:06):
there was another kid in the group pack, who I'm gonna name
Clarence because Clarence is a funny name and Clarence, you
know, Clarence was a little bit of a bizarre dude and he had a
giant crush on this girl, who was in the Wolfpack so much, so
that during the ceremony, he tried to make up a rule that she
had to kiss one of the wolves and everyone else was like no,
no, no, no. And I've talked to the girl

(44:27):
about this. The reason I know this is
because she's not a werewolf anymore.
You know, she kind of grew out of that.
So basically, just couldn't evenClarence, had a ginormous crush
on her, right? And he was really weird.
I don't think he knew how to show people that he had a crush
on anyone because this girl is telling me that when she was in
the Wolfpack, and they would hang out all this stuff,
obviously, there were a couple's, they would, there
would be wolf people, that's howlife would work, sometimes, you

(44:49):
know, apparently, occasionally, you just gotta be with you wolf
pack and Squad up, but this guy with the whole wolf thing a
little bit. Too far.
Like he had a crush on this girl, right?
And instead of just being like, hey, do you want to go on a wolf
date where we'll Chase tennis balls and double dab in the park
and pee on fire hydrants. So he has a crush on this girl,
right? And his idea of showing
affection, his idea of being like, hey, baby, I'm Into You

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isn't anything normal. No know what he does, and this
is not a joke, he goes and got roadkill off the side of the
road. Took it to her house in had it
in his mouth and said, I caught this for you and obviously the
where one thing is weird, don't be the wrong.
The world thing is super cringe but even the girl at that point,
he was a part of the group is like um, that's really weird.

(45:33):
Like, let me get this straight, you have a crush on a girl,
right? You're sitting there.
Hmm. Yo, this, girl's a cutie, dog?
I can't get her out of my mind. I think about her all the time.
I really want to make her mine. I'm ready for that.
Next level of commitment. We will be in a relationship and
how at the Moon together, what would I what should I give her?
You know, what do girls like flowers?
You know, they like chocolate. They like gifts.

(45:53):
You know, jewelry jewelry is always a good one man.
Maybe I should go find a dead animal and put it in my mouth
and carry it to her like bruh. How do you even come up with
that? I'm sorry.
I don't care if you're gonna Wolfpack or not.
No, girl wants a dead animal dropped off of their porch.
What are you a cat with a bird? Like I'm sorry Tom and Jerry you
might need to cool your jets a little bit.
So obviously this guy is super weird, right?
And this is where I come into the story.

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This is how I ended up getting involved.
So anyways, this weird kid. Clarence is, is obviously really
obsessed with this girl. He's dropping off dead animals
on her porch, which is just the ultimate sign of commitment.
You know, everybody knows if youget a dead animal and you're set
for life, man. That's a basically, an
engagement ring in the animal kingdom, everybody knows that.
So the girl though sat next to me and one of her classes and I

(46:36):
knew she was kind of one of the weird wolf girls but she seemed
relatively normal. Like we got a long.
Okay? We were flirty, I wouldn't even
say we were friends. We just kind of like sat next to
each other. It was no big deal.
No skin off our back, right? And barely werewolf.
Boy thinks that I'm moving on his woman.
All right, he's like, listen, I've dropped the dead animal off
on her porch. You're not allowed to look at
her. Think about her.

(46:56):
This with her, you're not even allowed to have classes with
her, because basically, I was walking through the hallways one
day. Right?
Right. And and I'm just walking, I'm
literally minding my own business, I'm keeping to myself,
I ain't got no beef with werewolf boy at all.
Who cares. Like, I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm
not trying to square up with a werewolf boy in the middle of
the hallway. And I hear growling from my left
and I'm like, oh that's weird. Is there a dog in the hall?

(47:18):
And I looked at the left and there's this kid wearing a dog
collar giving me a dirty look. And so I kind of laugh a little
bit, because what am I supposed to do with that situation?
You tell me, you wouldn't giggleif some teenager and a dog
collar is sitting there barking at you.
Like, I'm sorry, I get to get seriously.
Even thinking about it. Now, if anyone growled at me

(47:38):
now, I would be nothing but LOL the entire time, how in the
world would I ever deal with it at all?
So he growls at me and I'm like,what?
You good, bro, you good. And he's like, why are you in
crouching on my mate? Um, Paws dog.
First of all, I don't know here.Mate is second of all your mate,
what are we in bi? LG class.
Am I learning about canines likewait, bruh?

(47:59):
No, girl wants to be called yourmate.
I'm sorry if you're dating a girl out there and you texted
her right now, we're mates, I guarantee you she'd go.
I'm not a big fan of this at all, like zero percent a fan of
this at all and don't test that all right.
Actually, you know what have youever girlfriend that?
You're confident wouldn't break up with you test it call your
mate. See what she says, she's not
gonna like it. So, regardless, I'm kind of
like, bro, what are you talking about?

(48:20):
He's like, I've seen you sittingtoo close to my female and I
don't like it. I'm like, what, what female are
you talking about? Let me give you guys a little
hint. If you think a guy's hitting on
your girl, and he doesn't even know what girl you're talking
about. Chances are, he's not hitting on
your girl. So he tells me your name, I'm
like, dude, listen, I was not hitting on your girl at all
werewolf, boy. All right.

(48:40):
Like we sit next to each other. That said, he goes, well, why do
you sit next to work? Because the teacher made me sit
there, like, wait, sorry, that Idon't have it control of the
seating chart man like I am really sorry.
He's like well you need to figure something out.
Yes, because I in my infinite power control.
Seating chart for my class and can move my seat.
So whatever he's like this is your warning and walks away,

(49:01):
okay? So after he walks away, the girl
walks up to me she goes I'm really sorry about that.
He's not even my boyfriend like I don't know what's wrong with
it. I'm like yeah I don't know.
He's just kind of whack and is he wearing a dog collar?
And she's like yeah, whatever the pack had a name.
I'm not gonna say it because you'll be able to tell what
school I went to. But basically, he's like our
pack does it. I'm like, oh, all right.

(49:22):
That's kind of weird. But, like, whatever.
I mean, you do you just make sure he knows that I'm not, I'm
not into it like that. Like, I'm really not into it
like that. But, whatever, homeboy really
wants to be a wolf. So I'm kind of like this is,
this is awkward and weird, but I'll keep moving on and Clarence
the wolf decides that, you know,that's not good enough.
So the next day I'm sitting in class and he walks into class

(49:43):
and walks to the teacher and hands are a note, and the
teacher looks at him and goes, who's this from?
And he goes me, and the teacher just says, get out and like,
it's no big deal. I don't think anything of it.
He's weird. He gives me a dirty look, but
like, all right. Wolf boy, you do your thing,
right? So, After class, my teacher kind
of says hey, come here. And I'm like yeah is everything.
Okay, is like so this kid give me a note basically saying that
I had to move your seat. Do you guys have any issues or

(50:05):
anything? So I don't like teacher.
Kind of like, you know, basically this kid's weird he's
dating someone like he's kind ofweird, he's kind of wacky.
He's kind of a weird person. So now, wolf boys, kind of
encroaching on my personal Turf so this guy's kind of causing
issues and the girl, I sit next to feel super embarrassed about
it because she doesn't want to cause issues.
Like I don't even know how she got into the Wolfpack in the

(50:25):
first place, but she was pretty normal.
Like she was pretty cool like I guess so she makes the decision
to leave the Wolfpack, right? Which is a big No-No, like in
their group, they're like, you are in for life, you have become
a wolf member and you shall be awolf member till your death.
And then they like, I don't know.
Headbang to some screamo music. I don't really know where wolves
doing their spare time. Did they just tennis balls?

(50:46):
What what are where was into? These are things that I need to
know. So she decides that she's gonna
try to leave in the guy takes itas me making her leave.
Like as if somehow I've kidnapped her and told her to
leave the A werewolf thing maybeshe's just not in a werewolves
bro. You ever think about that?
Maybe humans like actual human beings aren't into the idea of
being werewolves? Isn't that wild?
So she just says that she's gonna leave the wolf pack and

(51:08):
the guy kind of presses me aboutit.
After class one day, I'm walkingout he's like, why are you
making my mate? Leave the Wolfpack.
And I look at him, and I'm like,bro, I'm not into your girl, I
don't know what's going on between you two.
I'm not sure. All I know is what she told me,
and she told me that she's not into you and even then I'm not
into her. So I don't know who you've got
beef with, but it's not gonna beme like it's not gonna be me,

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I'm sorry, but I have nothing todo with it.
And after that point, I don't know if she talked to him or
what, but I think he kind of gotthe hint that I wasn't involved,
but sadly the story doesn't end there because I still sat next
to this girl for the rest of theyear.
And as there was drama going on with werewolf, boy, I would kind
of get updates as she would tellme how absolutely insane this
kid is. So I guess when she left the
Wolfpack, they were pissed and they ended up egging her house.

(51:51):
But she knew they were going to do something and a grand scheme
of things aching isn't gonna be that big of a deal but where
will? Of boy.
And this is confirmed from the rest of the pack that still
talked to her decided that he was going to drop a fat deuce on
her lawn while they were egging her house, like he took it from
a 10 to an eleven. They were like, let's throw eggs
at her house and he said, Let mepoop on her lawn and then
actually did it. I'm convinced the homeboy just

(52:13):
really, really actually thought he was a dog for some reason,
like, peeing on fire hydrants All That Jazz.
So, after pooping on her lawn, Iguess he also decided that one
dead animal wasn't enough and she woke up to another one on
her porch. So she texted him and basically
said, hey, leave me alone. I'm not a werewolf anymore, not
that you ever wear the first place you weirdo.
And if you could stop leaving, you know, dead animals on my

(52:34):
porch, I'd greatly appreciate it.
And I guess he took this as a badge of Pride because his
response was to send a video. If him snarling into the camera,
she showed me and the kid is literally like you've
challenged, my pride, the Wolfpack will destroy you like
you literally sounded like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
villain from the late 90s cartoon.
So this kid is very obviously, mentally unhinged and the next

(52:55):
day at school, I was just talking to her in the hallway.
We were walking to our next class together and out of
nowhere, where of Boy comes out the cut really looking like I
don't know some weird werewolf. Boy, I wait, he looks weird.
He's wearing a dog collar. Alright.
I don't I don't know how else toinsult him.
He did it to himself, there's noneed to come up with an insult
for somebody. Wearing a dog collar like
they're wearing the insult. What am I supposed to do?

(53:16):
Ah, he looked like he was a dork, why?
Well, I mean he was wearing a dog collar, there's really not
much else weird about him. I guess he was a little chubby
but that's life, you know. I'm not gonna judge somebody for
that. You do what you got to do?
No, no pressure. So regardless, he's just a
weirdo who's apparently challenging the Wolfpack Pride.
So we're chilling walking to class and Out of Nowhere, snarly
Boy pulls up to us and starts pressing her.

(53:38):
He's not pressing me. He's not like, I want to
challenge you to combat. He basically says that you've
disrespected the pride and for that you will pay, you'll rule
the debt. You know, the kid from iCarly
are you a rue the day? That's where the kids doing in
the hallway. So a teacher walks up and is
like, is there a problem here and the kids start to teacher
about how the Wolfpack is, Sanctity that you're supposed to
be in for Life yada yada yada just just some weird stuff and

(54:00):
the teachers kind of like, all right, we'll leave this girl
alone because she clearly doesn't seem into this message
and go to class and the kids, like you'll never understand the
wolf pack. Yes, that's right.
Because the math teacher that just yelled at you.
Is definitely sitting there saying, man, you know what I
want to do with this college degree and my 10 years of
experience teaching children I really really want to yell at
kids that think they're where was?

(54:20):
That is what I want to do with my day.
So that's not the last time he tries to threaten this girl in
the hallway and call me crazy here.
But you want to know how you don't get your crush back?
Like, if your crush doesn't likeyou and you want her back, you
don't threaten her in the hallway.
Like that's a zero out of 10. I'm sorry.
That's a negative win in the point column.
No girls. Ever been like, man.
I thought we were broken up. I really did until, you know,

(54:41):
and silly threatened me, and what point I was like, yo, it's
lit. Oh my God, we're meant to be
together. So after this point at school,
he would leave her alone. But that wasn't the last that
she ended up seeing of him in life.
But that's gonna do it for this part of the story.
We're already at. 13 minutes. So all I'm gonna say, is if this
video gets 40,000 likes, I'll dothe next part, it gets pretty

(55:02):
crazy. Werewolf, guy definitely becomes
a little unhinged, there's a couple more parts I could do
about this, but if you guys wantit, let me know if you don't.
That's fine too. Like I get it.
No stress, no pressure. And yeah, on that note, though
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All right. What's going on guys?
It's your boy. Scrub here, back again with

(56:05):
another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
And today's video is gonna be a little bit different as you can
tell. It's really, really long.
I was going through my InstagramDMS today, just look at it and I
realized I have a metric crap ton of stories from you guys
that aren't long enough to be intheir own video.
So instead I figured I would puta bunch of good ones that I

(56:25):
found that were a little bit short into one video, make it
like an hour long special. And yeah, if you guys like this
idea, comment below, sorry if you want more of them, and if
you have story ideas, my Instagram at is, just at
scrubby, feel free to send a manand yeah, without further Ado,
let's get into some subscribers stories.
All right, so this first one is about a crazy neighbor.

(56:55):
Let's go. So there was this older lady
that lives in this guy's neighborhood and she was one of
those. Errands in the HOA, that would
like go around the neighborhood and complain about everything
she saw. You know, she had her little
ruler at if your grass was threecentimeters overgrown, she was
calling the police, she was justa nuisance.
And the person who sent in this story's, dad was actually the

(57:17):
president of the HOA. And because he was the
president, he was always gettingemails from this Karen
complaining about every little thing that was ever wrong in the
neighborhood, talking about how bad his dad was at running it
and how like, you know, he should be ashamed of himself
because the HOA president shouldn't let grass get too
long. I don't know if she knew that

(57:38):
like, sometimes grass just growsin between it getting mowed.
But, you know, she was trying her best.
So one day as this guy and his mom are coming home from school,
they start kind of pulling into the driveway and as they're
pulling into the driveway, this Karen lady starts like walking
into their front yard and kind of confronting them.

(57:59):
So the mom is like, what are Youdoing on my property, please get
off my driveway, which is a pretty reasonable response to
like somebody just coming into your the area and messing with
you. I'm just saying if somebody
comes to my house and started beef, yeah, I would probably be
like, get off my property. Anyways, this lady decides that
the proper response to ask to leave being asked to.

(58:21):
Leave isn't to, you know, leave or like, simply go away.
She instead goes to the sidewalkand says, well, now I'm on
public property. So you can't make me leave, and
is just kind of sitting there staring at him.
Dude, she's not even arguing with them.
She's just sitting there and obviously, this guy's mom is
like, starting to get frustratedbecause it's basically the adult

(58:42):
definition of I'm not touching you, you know, when you were
trying to torture, like your little siblings when they were
younger and you would just be like, I'm not touching you, I'm
not touching you. That's literally what this grown
woman is doing with another grown woman and to make it even
worse. The reason everybody was so
pissed too, was mom, is this wasn't the first time she had
been snooping? There was one other time before

(59:02):
all this, where she had sent like her husband into the
backyard to go snooping. Anyways, the mom in this lady
are kind of going back and forthas she's standing at the bottom
of the sidewalk. She just has an obsession with
them. She sent her husband and James
Bond style to spy on their backyard.
Here, she is doing the adult version of, I'm not touching you
to argue with them and finally, after a little bit of arguing

(59:24):
she walks away, I don't know if she realized that like this
wasn't actually gonna prove anything being the lady standing
on the sidewalk yelling at a homeowner just makes you look
crazy to everyone driving by andthey think that's the end of it.
They're like my goodness, this lady Center husband over here.
She went over here, finally, maybe they'll just leave us
alone now. So the kid in his mom, go inside

(59:45):
and he's got soccer practice in a bit.
So he starts to get ready for soccer practice, just like every
other day. You know, after your neighbor is
already yelled at your mom, onceyou're not like getting ready
for the sequel later, you're just kind of expecting the rest
of the day to go normally. At least I would be.
So he gets in, Are they go to soccer practice?
And he gets back in the car after soccer practice.

(01:00:05):
And his mom is like, I've got tolet, you know, something crazy
happened. And I I just like, don't think
you're gonna believe it. And obviously, he's like, what
happened? You know, expecting to hear some
more tales about how this lady had been like yelling at his mom
more arguing with his dad. Nope.
Apparently, this Karen had gone home after the argument and

(01:00:26):
snapped and ended up Game endingher husband bro.
Yeah, that's right. She had a picked up the nine and
got to plop in if you get what I'm saying and then after that
she proceeded to Black herself in the thigh.
So she could tell the police when they came that it was in
self-defense. Dude.
That's right. Moments.

(01:00:46):
After arguing with this dude's mom.
And like, I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you, she needed
her husband out of existence andthen tried to, like, blame it on
him, dude. So, obviously that's not what
you're expecting, whenever, You get in the car after soccer
practice. Just some casual, my neighbor
committed murder. Definitely not something.
You're like, ever expecting and he comes home to just rows and

(01:01:10):
rows of cop cars. Fire trucks, basically every
emergency response, vehicle known to man, and there's like
new stations out there, interviewing everybody.
Anyways, at this point, the ambulance takes the husband to
the hospital to try to save him at that point.
The only thing, everybody knows though is he has been shot,
seven times seven. Okay.

(01:01:31):
So they're pretty sure that they're Karen neighbor.
Just committed murder on her husband, bro.
They're interviewing everybody, his dad gets interviewed on the
news about it but the plot was of all of this is somehow
miraculously, the Karen husband survived.
She's not a murderer. She's just an attempted
murderer, right? Like oh my goodness.
Wow, look at that. Titles can change.

(01:01:53):
And you would think after getting shot seven times by your
wife, you're going to like file divorce, maybe decide to you
know Senator to Or whatever the husband decides not to press
charges and she gets out of jailafter a month.
What in the name of toxic relationship is going on here,
bro. I don't care if we're married.

(01:02:13):
I don't care. If I have your name, tattooed on
me. You shoot me seven times where
it's over. It's just done.
So the lady gets out of jail after a month bro.
And the neighborhood is obviously like scared of her
because if she can do that to her husband, she'd have no
problem doing that to the president of the HOA.
But she was so embarrassed aboutit that she just ended up moving

(01:02:34):
out which like honestly embarrassment seems like the
least likely problem. Like ah, man, honey.
I just can't believe that all these people think I'm a jerk
because I shot you seven times. I think we need to move.
I, it's probably because you area jerk.
Did you ever think about that one, realistically?
I think the moral of that one ismy neighbor.
Was it as crazy as I expected, bro.

(01:02:55):
Karen was nuts. But, at least, I never had to
worry about her Game ending me, bro.
All right, guys, this next Storytime is when somebody sent in to
me about a kid who thought he was a rapper at their school who
tried to do a diss track on the teacher in the middle of class,
and it went about as good as youthink it would be.
So, I think every school is specially now has like the kids

(01:03:16):
that swear. They're gonna be rappers.
Even when I was in high school, we had a couple kids that would
like post a few songs on Soundcloud.
And then start talking about howthey're really gonna make it in
this industry and leave this crappy city behind and all their
haters are gonna regret it. I'm still not really sure what
haters most of them were talkingabout dude.
Like it's not our fault that youfought the lunch lady at
everyone, thought you were a jerk for it.

(01:03:37):
Anyways, the person who sent in this story is a senior in high
school and obviously when you'rea senior in high school, there's
a lot of emphasis on like what you're going to do next, you
know, like it or not the realityof being a senior in high school
means you gotta pick what you'regonna do.
You gotta do something else. You don't gotta like, go
somewhere else. I guess you don't have to do
anything productive. You just can't stay there.

(01:03:58):
The high school doesn't want like 20 year olds, hang It out
there because they can't figure out what to do and you know,
it's just the teacher's jobs to get you thinking that way.
It's not supposed to be super personal and I guess one day in
this class, the teacher was justkind of asking all the students.
What their plans were After HighSchool.
And there was this one kid who were gonna name, Bumpkin for the

(01:04:19):
rest of the story. Because, you know, I feel like
using that as a name was swearing, that he was gonna be a
rapper, dude. Like everybody else was talking
about, you know, the jobs they had the trade schools.
They were going to or, like, a couple kids wanted to be
musicians, but they had already,you know, posted songs before
and they had already done stuff like that.
You get what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't, like, out of

(01:04:40):
nowhere. They were saying they wanted to
be a musician and this Bumpkin guy was like, yeah, I'm gonna be
a rapper like I'm gonna be the toughest in the game.
I'm gonna have a song with Drakeby the end of the next year and
obviously all the students were like yes sure.
Because I guess this kid SoundCloud was kind of a meme at
school like it was one of those SoundCloud where everybody would
just kind of clown on it low-key.

(01:05:00):
Yeah, like 20 followers, his most played song at 2000 plays
and it was the first time the teacher had heard about it
though. So they start kind of asking
like, oh well, you know you're gonna get a song with Drake.
Wow. Do you have a record deal?
Like oh my goodness, you really have a song with one of the
biggest artists in the world, that's incredible.
And the kids starts like being like yeah, you know, I don't

(01:05:22):
have it yet but like I'm manifesting it, you know what I
mean? Like, you gotta think positive.
Like if you just hold that thought in your head enough,
like it's going to come real andlisten, bro, I see this all the
time on social media and stuff, like, oh, just manifest your
dreams. And I don't think people
understand that, like, manifesting your dreams, still
means that you have to do the work part of it.

(01:05:43):
Like, it doesn't just mean, it'smagically gonna happen.
The idea behind it is, you're supposed to think positive, but
then like still put in all the hard work, right?
Like I'm gonna be a YouTuber andthen do everything in your power
to be a YouTuber on top of it. You don't just like, post a
video. Month.
And be like, not dog, I'm reallymanifesting this, it's gonna

(01:06:04):
happen. This guy had like five songs all
of which, you know, we're not very popping.
He didn't have a lot of followers and he was just
convinced that if he thought hard enough, he was gonna get a
song with Drake, like, no connections, no.
Oh, I'm working on a new project, nothing.
He was just literally thinking that if he just put it out into
the universe enough, somehow, hewas going to get a song with the

(01:06:28):
biggest rapper on the planet. So obviously, the teacher just
does what the teacher has to do.And starts kind of pointing out
that like, the kid doesn't actually have a plan and he
probably should have a backup plan.
But when he says, the words backup plan to the kid, dude, he
immediately is like what you don't believe in me and the
teacher is like, no, I'm just saying, like, your plans seems

(01:06:50):
to rely quite a bit on just stuff happening that, you know,
you really can't control and thekid is like, oh, you don't
believe in my rap skills. You're just like everybody. else
and the teacher has like, No, that's not that's not what I'm
saying. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna wrap
right now. You want to see what I can do.
And the teacher is just kind of sitting there with this blank

(01:07:12):
look on their face because obviously, like, you don't
really know what to do in this situation.
It's not every day, a student says hi.
Let me wrap at you to show you that.
I'm going to get a song with Drake through the power of
positive thinking. So before the teacher can even
answer immediately they're just like oh yeah what's Poppin?
I don't like my teacher, my dreams, he's robbing, I'm Batman

(01:07:34):
on this track and you know, I bestomping like you just started
doing stuff like that. I'm sorry if you guys heard my
fridge and obviously, he really is like really feeling himself,
bro. And it starts, okay, I guess not
really the type of stuff that I think Drake would want you to
hop on. Like, it doesn't seem like a
artists like that but hey, no harm, no foul, I guess, do

(01:07:55):
whatever you want to do. He's kind of, he's kind of just
going off and then it starts to get that, bro.
School is a joke and I don't do It easy, I like cream soda,
water bottle Hydro Flask like, it just stops rhyming, bro.
He went from Dr. Seuss to Dr. Helen Keller writing real quick,
just like random words on the page stuff was just combobulated

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not even making sense. And at that point, the class
just kind of starts laughing at him, right?
Because it's like bro, you went from diss track to disk real
quick and whenever everybody starts laughing, he starts
piping up about how, like, yo all y'all haters are as
motivators and like, one day when he makes it, y'all are
gonna regret laughing at him nowand I'm gonna be completely

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honest, dude. I think the story would be even
better if you eventually made it.
Like imagine saying that you went to school with, you know,
Little Wayne and you watched himdo a horrible diss track against
your teacher, that's way more entertaining than like, yeah.
He was always great and even then, bro, I'm pretty sure the
power of positive thinking is not gonna magically get you a

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song. If you can't even do a diss
track about a teacher, that is one of your haters I did.
Quotes on haters there. I just realized you guys can't
see it though. Don't take L's like that, bro.
I promise it's just not worth it.
Being the laughing stock is not a good time.
This next one was sent to me. It's about a kid who almost got
kidnapped. One time I really did not know
how to make this and know its own video, but it was pretty

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scary. I wouldn't say good because
that's not good, but it was it was a good read, you know what
I'm saying? All right.
So, this little guy was playing on the playground one time at
one of those like, after school things, where it's basically a
bunch of teenagers paid to watchall the elementary schoolers
after school, and obviously, because it's a bunch of high
schoolers watching the kids. They're not paying super close

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attention and they were at this playground, that was right next
to the elementary school. And I guess while they were
playing there was this guy kind of watching them play that
started gesturing over to this kid.
And this kid at the time was like in kindergarten, he was
five. So really, really young.
And I guess nobody had sat down and giving him the stranger

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danger talk. He says In this message, he was
an absolute moron. But for some reason, he decides
that he's gonna go see what thisrandom guy wants, you know, he
keeps telling him to come here. So he starts walking over to the
guy and he gets told that his mom had sent him to pick him up
and that they were gonna go home.
And obviously, this little kid who doesn't know any better is

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like. Yeah, sure, no problem.
And he starts walking off with this dude away from the rest of
the group towards the rest of the park.
And thankfully because it was after school.
The park was pretty busy and he's holding the guys hand and
they're kind of walking towards the parking lot.
And at this point, he doesn't know anything is wrong.
And the only thing he remembers that really made him realize
that anything was wrong. Was that the guy pulled out like

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a knife in his other hand and like flicked it out as if to
kind of let him know like, hey don't try to make a move for it
and I guess five year old him was smart enough to realize.
Hey, knives are bad, like not smart enough to realize, you
shouldn't walk off with a stranger from the middle of a
playground. But, you know, some How was
smart enough to realize that knives are bad?
So what he decided to do in his five-year-old, mind was

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something that his mom had taught him just in case he was
ever getting kidnapped, which was to just break away from the
dude and run to a woman while screaming Mommy.
So he like pulls away from the dude's hand looks around sees
this girl with the stroller and just start sprinting to her.
Well, yelling, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, like just over and
over and over again, to make it seem like he was running towards

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his mom and he didn't look back while he was running to her
obviously, but when he got to the woman, he could tell that
her eyes were super wide and shewas like really worried and he
looked back in the guy was just sprinting away like as soon as
the kitty was trying to lead away from the playground started
getting people's attention and talking to an adult, he got out
of there which is how you know the dude was definitely up to no

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good. Call me crazy but if you were
just trying to help take a lost kid home, you don't run away
when they find their mom, you weirdo.
Regardless, the woman who was pushing the stroller, took him
back to Like the school people and they didn't really care like
they were just teenagers so theywere like, oh, that sucks.
That's crazy. Thank you.
And the mom just didn't feel right?
So she ended up like taking the kid home and telling his mom,

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what happened? And apparently after that he was
never allowed to like, stay after school in that program
thing that was run by teenagers.Again, which is probably a good
idea. You know, if one of the kids
that they're in charge of almostgets kidnapped and they're like,
hey accidents happen and like noaccidents, don't just happen,
bro. What are you talking about?
You're not allowed to just let little Timmy, get kidnapped and

(01:12:37):
call it a day. Y'all are getting paid 725 an
hour to make sure kids don't getkidnapped, bro, how weird is it?
That that's the one thing peopleare, okay?
Like, paying really cheap for like, oh we wouldn't want
somebody that, you know, knows what they're doing to watch our
kids. Let's just take a bunch of 10th
graders and pay them Dirt, Cheapwages and expect them to watch
our kids. All day realistically, though.

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I guess this dude ever, since then has been crazy paranoid
about being kid. Tapped and I honestly can't say
that. I blame them.
I feel like once somebody tries to lure you away from a
playground with a knife, you become a little bit more aware
of your surroundings. Maybe not in a good way.
Like, I'm not saying you deserved it, bro.
I'm sorry that happened to you, but I can't say I'm surprised.
That's what you're paranoid about.

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It makes sense. That's like everyone's biggest
fear. I think our next story is about
a crazy Spanish teacher, which you guys know I can relate to.
I've told a story about my crazySpanish teacher on here before.
So this guy says that the crazy is teacher, he ever had?
Wasn't anybody? That was like smacking kids
heads on the Whiteboard or anything?
It was never like she was a teacher assigning masses amounts

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of homework. In fact, for the first 90% of
the year, she was an absolutely great Spanish teacher.
He says that till this day, he still can speak more Spanish
than most people. And a lot of that's because of
her. The only thing was she got
pregnant at the beginning of theyear and there's nothing wrong
with that. Congratulations on having the
family. You know, the only thing is by

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the End of the year. It meant that she was like eight
months pregnant. And usually, around that time
it's it's about time for you to start like, taking maternity
leave taking some time off. I think, you know, like it's
just a hard time. I'm sure you're literally what
days away from popping a child out of you.
I'm sure that stressful but because it was close to the end
of the year, she was like, nah I'm riding it out and because of

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that she was just having what pregnant women have which is a
lot of hormonal mood swings. I'm not saying that to try to be
mean or like oh she was having mood swings.
It's just a fact that when womenare pregnant near the end before
they give birth they have a lot of crazy hormones and this is
when she went from like a Spanish teacher to just one of
the most confusing classrooms you've ever been in her mood

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swings would be so confusing that she would like open the
class by screaming at everybody for spelling a word wrong on the
test that she had taught them and how they were never gonna be
able to learn Spanish like screaming at them and then she
would transition into laughing because Somebody would like say
something funny and returned to her being mad at their spelling

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and she would be hysterically laughing like tears falling out
of her face. And then right after that, she
would just start crying because she's so disappointed in the
class is grades. And like, all of this is within
the first 10 minutes of class happening.
It just started becoming very, very unpredictable and all over
the place. Some would say, Oh Boy Loco.
There you go. There's some Spanish for you

(01:15:28):
all. I'm dropping it in by lingual
scrubby in the chat and that waspretty normal.
Just the mood swings in what not.
But what really, really got confusing is when she started
comparing those mood swings and combining them with like random
Cravings that would dictate everything.
Like once she was riding on the board, teaching some Spanish
teaching you how to conjugate some verbs, all that good stuff

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that they have to teach you how to do in another language and
out of nowhere. She stops writing and just like
staring at the board. Intensely with her eyes closed.
Does that make sense like you ever just seen somebody with
their eyes? But you can tell they're not
sleeping, they're like thinking and all of the sudden she turns
around to the class throws the marker across the room and is
like I want McDonald's in the whole class when she turned

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around and freaked out was scared that you know, this lady
was about to give birth in the middle of their Spanish class.
They were about to meet their new, I don't know what you would
call it. Your teacher's son, your nephew
obviously that's a joke but you get what I'm saying bro I'm sure
in Spanish class. They were not prepared for this
lady to start giving birth and all the sudden.
She's just like I want McDonald's.
This lady had gotten a craving for McDonald's.

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So intensely, in the middle of her lesson, she had to stop
teaching it and she starts goingover to the phone and yelling at
him in Spanish saying that like you need to bring me McDonald's.
I'm hungry. I have your baby inside me.
Like I need McDonald's. I need it now.
And I guess everybody knew that like her husband was also a
teacher at the school so he obviously couldn't go get

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McDonald's and she started crying because of that in the
middle of class about how you know it was just Really, really
unfair that he wouldn't go get her McDonald's in the entire
class is kind of sitting there like.
Yeah, that is really unfair aware of the fact that this dude
is definitely not trying to be mean to where he just can't
leave his class in the middle ofthe day to go.

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Get his wife McDonald's. I don't think the boss would
really understand that. Yes.
Principal Billy, I understand that, I left the class
unattended and every one of the students ended up starting a
small fire. But what you have to understand
is my wife wanted McDonald's. The only other time there was
something funny about that was acouple days later similar
situation, she froze, again, right?

(01:17:37):
And then she went, I want chicken and just waddled out of
the classroom and came back. Like five minutes later with a
whole rotisserie chicken and just ate it while teaching
Spanish honestly. Dude, I do have to say kudos to
her for just having the confidence, bro.
I'm very grateful that I'm nevergonna have to pop a baby out of
me. Congratulations, if you're a
woman, you got you got a lot to look forward to apparently on

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the bright side. Having an excuse to get out of
like Any room by just saying youwant chicken and being able to
Waddle out does sound pretty sick.
I'm not sure if I would be on board with the whole having to
push a 9 pound baby out of me thing.
But hey, leaving the room is pretty cool for eight months, I
guess. Honestly, I just want to know
what she named the kid. Like did she name him Diablo for

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the way he made her act like what was the situation here?
She probably named him. McDonald's in honor of the
favorite food of his during his pregnancy or while he was in the
tum-tum. All right?
Ladies and gents. This next one is about how this
guy got his worst enemy which honestly bro, I love a good
villain, origin story, you know what I'm saying?

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So I guess this guy's mom had a company and one of her employees
had a son that was around the same age as her son.
So obviously, Whenever there waslike a work of that, or
whatever, they were kind of forced to pretend to get along,
you know, like whenever you're parents have a work friend with
a kid around your age. Ah yeah.
You know. Little Timmy.
Yep. You guys will love each other

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and like obviously sometimes. It's pretty chill.
You guys get along. But every now and then there's a
work friend that you just are not a big fan of.
And on this particular instance,they were having like a party at
this kid's house. And so his mom's employees, son
came to his house and it was kind of his duty to like keep
him entertained all night. Be a good host, all that good

(01:19:22):
stuff. And at first, everything was
going good, they were eating pizza vibe in some video games
and all of the sudden the kids started getting like, really,
really bossy. Go get me pizza, get me this,
get me that I want that controller, like, just being
like that. And whenever the person who sent
me this would be like, hey man, you know, you're kind of being
rude, they would do the whole. Well, I'm the guest and the

(01:19:43):
guest gets what the guest wants type of thing, which is the most
annoying thing in the planet, bro.
I don't know if y'all agree but like, whenever somebody starts
kind of abusing the fact that you have to be nice to them, it
makes me want to just 720 no scope them with a foot to the
Noah's bow, Conor McGregor styleand this guy's just being a
jerk. But what ever?
His mom Told him that he had to be a good host and like he had

(01:20:05):
to do it. So this kid's just kind of
chugging along letting him treathim like garbage.
And one time he told him to go get a soda and it had just so
happened to be right after the kid had found his Game Boy and
the person who sent me this was a huge Pokemon fan.
Like, obviously I think everybody who grew up in the
last, you know, 20 years has been a bit of Pokemon fan as a

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kid and he was playing Pokemon Emerald which was on the Game
Boy Advance. And he had this like Swamper.
He had this whole team that he had spent hours and hours
playing. He said his safe file at the
time probably had like 70 hours into it of him, just grinding
Pokemon. So it was something that he had
put a lot of time into and the kid had like opened it and

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started looking at his Pokemon. And obviously he was like, go
get me a soda and he went to go get it, but he told him not to
do anything too crazy to the Pokemon game.
So he goes and gets him a soda and he comes back up and the kid
is like yo there's something wrong with your Pokemon game and
so he Except the Game Boy and goes to look, and he's back at
the start of Pokemon Emerald when you're in the back of that.

(01:21:08):
Moving truck getting off the start of the game, and he's
like, yo, what happened? And he said, well, I restarted
the game, so I could pick my ownPokemon, and then I couldn't get
your save file back. And immediately, the person who
sent me this starts freaking out, like yelling at the kid.
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me for those of
you that don't know why? That's a huge deal.

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If you delete a Pokemon save file, it's gone.
There is no getting it back. There's no multiple saves once.
It's gone, it's gone. So while he had gone to get a
soda for this kid to drink, while he was playing his game
boy, he had deleted the entire safe file.
Everyone of the Pokemon was gone.
All 70 hours of work was gone, all the gym badges, literally

(01:21:53):
everything. So obviously he's upset and he's
like dude you deleted my Pokemonfile.
Are you kidding me? And the kid wasn't even
apologizing. He was like well how was I
supposed? To know that it wasn't gonna,
he's like, why would you delete a file in the first place?
If you didn't know that it was gonna like replace mine?
And he's like, well, I'm the guest.
So it's not like it matters. And at that point, the kid had

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enough and he just started swinging on the doo-doo.
At deleted his Pokemon save all day.
He had been treating him like a slave, making him, get stuff for
him, go get me this. Go get me that and in return, he
deleted all of his Pokemon, Bro.I don't blame you for like being
pissed but instead of fighting back or anything the kid just
started crying. So the parents come to

(01:22:36):
investigate in his mom is like, are you kidding me?
You're fighting with the guests.Are you out of your mind?
That is so inappropriate and he's getting in trouble for the
fact that this kid deleted his Pokemon and he like got mad
about it. All right, this next one is
another classic teacher freak out story.
I don't know. These are always really fun to
read Because I had a bunch of crazy teachers and it makes me

(01:22:58):
feel better to know that. I'm not the only person with
teachers through your like how Did you get a job here?
All right, so this one takes place in this guy's 8th grade
year. He went to a pretty small
school, so there wasn't like a bunch of students roaming around
the class. There were only three classes in
his grade like three classes of eighth graders, you know what I
mean? Anyways, they were in science

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class and it was getting to the end of class.
When the science teacher noticedthat somebody had taken the
Eraser off the Whiteboard and like, put it on a table near the
Whiteboard. There's not any markers on the
table or anything, like it really was just in a racer
sitting on the table and all he would have had to do to pick it
up. Is just kind of like grab the
Eraser and set it back on the Whiteboard.

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It wasn't. Like there was a giant mess.
It was literally like somebody had just kind of forgotten the
fact that, you know, there was something there and the teacher
is like, all right, which one ofyou guys left this here and
nobody answers instead of anybody being like, oh yeah,
that was me. My bad and going up to move it.
Like, honestly, the entire classes dead silent.
And the person who sent me this says that, That's probably

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because of the fact that like they didn't remember doing it.
I don't think I would have ever remembered, you know, leaving an
eraser on a table when I was in school.
I was barely paying enough attention to know what period it
was if you want me to remember where I left the erasers good
luck, but the entire class was silent.
So the teacher at that point is like all right, I've tried

(01:24:23):
playing good cop, I guess you guys want bad cop.
And so he leans over his desk and he's like, trying to look
all intimidating. And, you know, he starts saying
stuff like, ah, you guys don't want to talk to the law, the law
is gonna make you talk just cringy, stuff like that, as if
he's been watching nothing but Law & Order reruns on TV and
he's looking forward to getting you all the lingo that iced tea

(01:24:45):
taught him. So while he's Vibe and doing all
this, he decides that what he's gonna do to get them to break.
Is he says that none of you are leaving this class until you
tell me who moved the Eraser. I'm not too sure why.
This dude was so drastically upset at the fact that it eraser
had been moved like, I don't know why you would want to keep
all these kids in class until somebody found it.

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It's not even like it got stolenit.
Just moved two feet. Is this really worth it?
So this all so happens to be in this particular instance, these
kids period right before lunch on a Friday.
So obviously Friday lunches are very important when you're in
8th grade. It's like the best lunch of the
week. And this teacher is basically
blackmailing them to either likeadmit who moved the Eraser,

(01:25:27):
which none of them know who did nobody remembers or they're just
not going to be allowed to use any of their Friday lunchtime,
which would be tragic, dude. Imagine not getting to be like,
yo, it's Friday with the boys atlunch.
That's really a travesty finallylike after just tearing all this
time, out of it, 10 minutes out of their lunch, just ripped from

(01:25:48):
them. This Troublemaker stands up and
he admits to leaving the Eraser on the desk.
You know what I mean? He says look you know man I'm a
troublemaker. I'm constantly out here causing
problems in this class and I'll tell you right now.
I did it, I left the Eraser there but for some reason the
teacher is like not satisfied with this even though he's

(01:26:09):
already taking 10 minutes out ofthis kid's lunch he just refuses
to believe that. It's this kid who did it
regardless of him admitting it regardless of everything.
He's like no. And for the next 45 minutes he
just holds Us in class and he promises even after he lets him
go after that, 45 minutes to go to the next class that like he's
gonna get him back and sure enough.

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At the end of the day, the entire glass is brought in
again, they're all told to sit down and for two hours after
school, he's just holding them into tension trying to get them
to break and for two hours, nobody comes forward except the
Troublemaker because genuinely Idon't think these kids knew who
moved it. At that point they just really

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probably moved it at some point in class and forgot to move it
back. But for three hours, forty-five
minutes at lunch and two hours. At the end of the day, they got
detention and we're just held the The entire class even after
somebody admitted. But the worst part of all of
this is the reason. He let them go after two hours
is because his wife was getting home from work.

(01:27:11):
Like he didn't even figure out who did it.
The Troublemaker kept admitting it, but he just kept refusing to
admit. It was that guy just saying that
he had a hunch. It wasn't him, and that he was
just trying to take the fall forthe real culprit.
As if yes, the international criminal ring, running your
school is very hell-bent on moving your erasers.
So he never even figured it out.He just wasted three hours of

(01:27:31):
their time and by the time they came back to school on Monday,
it was like, it never even happened.
And what probably happened, Bros, the teacher went home and
realized that he was the one that moved the Eraser.
And was like, ah, crap, I can never admit ever that.
I was actually the person to move it because these kids would
never trust me again, even though I'm sure giving them
three hours of detention for something, that none of them did

(01:27:53):
already made them. Not like you bro, call me crazy.
But I feel like after that detention run, you were already
losing your popularity points with all the students best of
luck, though. Gee.
All right, guys. I'm going to interrupt the video
for just one second on screen. Now is a Playstation gift card.
I actually give away a gift cardevery video here on this
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(01:28:14):
If you're not subscribed with notifications on, you might as
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If you are. One of the people that is
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Ton. And yeah, on that note, I will

(01:28:35):
shut up and get into the next story.
Thank you all so much and enjoy.All right, guys, this last story
of the video is a story about just like a weird kid.
It's been a long time since I'vetold one of these because
YouTube, demonetizes, that now, but this one's pretty funny.
So, we all know that one kid that is constantly.
Like starting fights with peoplegetting himself into drama and

(01:28:56):
then like acting like the absolute victim whenever that
happens. The only difference is usually
eventually kids grow out of it but and this particular story
takes place in somebody's 7th grade class with a kid who
thought he was a dinosaur and would like walk around and
People to get them to stop. So, there was this kid that
we're gonna call Trevor like theGTA character.

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And, you know, he was really into dinosaurs where this kid
lived. It was a situation where
everybody from the elementary school, went to the same middle
school and from the ages of likefirst grade until, you know, now
he was just obsessed with Dinosaurs to the point where he
would act like a dinosaur. He refused to, you know, walk
around the class like a normal person.

(01:29:38):
He would like stomp around on his tippy toes which I know
sounds like an oxymoron. He would stop around on his
tippy toes to like look like a dinosaur and whenever somebody
would give him a weird look he would Roar at them like, right.
But on top of that, whenever he wasn't acting like a dinosaur,
it wasn't like he was a really nice guy.
He would just constantly pick fights with people.
Like one time, this girl came toschool with pigtails and he

(01:30:02):
decided to tell her that it madesense because she was fat like
Miss Piggy and when she got mad at him and started yelling at
him and calling him rude, his response was to go Ah, it like
Roar in her face and of actuallyreplying, which I'm not gonna
lie, might actually be a solid response because what the hell
are they supposed to do to that?Like, are you kidding me?

(01:30:24):
Jeremy, are you really being that?
Rude? Do you have any idea, right?
Like, oh my God. What?
Oh yeah, you're right, bro. I should just leave you alone
because you're weird, but that'snot the story.
We're supposed to be talking about the one that was sent in
to me happened. In PE in seventh grade for some
reason, dinosaur boy, Trevor also thought that he was a
blessed super athlete. He was convinced that one day,

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he was gonna go to the NFL, eventhough he never played football,
but it was the time in PE to do the football unit.
And obviously, whenever that happens like all the seventh
graders, take it very seriously,bro, it is not time to play.
We all know the one kid that took it way too seriously.
And Trevor and ended up being one of those people and
regardless one day they're playing and there was a

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situation where Trevor was covering somebody going for a
pass and he tripped him and thenStepped on his ankle and twisted
it on purpose, like to try to keep him from getting back up.
And obviously the guy was pissedoff that he tried to do it.
He didn't actually end up twisting his ankle because,
believe it or not dinosaur, guysare not very good at hurting
people, but he knew that the guywas playing dirty, so he got up

(01:31:29):
and got up in Trevor's face and was like, are you kidding me and
started shoving him? Asking him.
Why he was trying to hurt him onpurpose?
And the Trevor kid looks at him and said I wouldn't do that
again. If I were you or you're gonna
face the wrath of a real dinosaur and I guess the kid who
was pushing him, I just had enough, so we pushed him again
and that's when the Trevor kid gets up on his tippy toes, reach

(01:31:51):
his back puts his arms and like that T-Rex position and goes and
starts trying to bite the guy. The only problem is even after
all that years of dinosaur, practice Trevor was not very
quick at latching out with the Jaws.
So it very quickly ended up withhim on the ground with the guy.
He tried to be on top of. Them just kind of being like,

(01:32:14):
what are you doing? The PE teacher came over to
break it up pretty quick, but Rumour spread pretty quickly
about the fact that this guy hadgone, full Dino and like, tried
to bite somebody during a fight.And after that, it almost became
like a game for people to try tofight him and see if he would
bite them and he loved it like he was super into it, too.
He loved the fact that people feared being bitten by him like

(01:32:37):
he would kinda snap his teeth atpeople in line for the water
fountain and stuff to like get in front of him because most
people were afraid of him. It was just a really weird
situation, dude, but it all got shut down.
When the same kids that he had fought with.
Originally in peat asked him to meet up after school and he
said, yes. And I don't want to embarrass
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will say nothing humbles, you more than getting punched in the
face. I know from experience anyways.
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I'm gonna be telling a long version of my worst enemy that I
had in Middle School. Okay, I'm gonna call him creepy
lizard, man, because, you know, that's basically what he is.
Now, regardless, it's probably gonna be a pretty long video.
I know you guys really like whenI make them long so I figured I
would tell this one and yeah. Without further Ado, let's get

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into my worst enemy of Middle School.
Be sure to press the like buttonor no joke.
No scam. You will actually have to fight
the creepy lizard, man in your dreams.
Let's go. It's absurd.
I'm getting to the bag now. Lil Mama.
Ain't she trying to call me dad?Now I don't want to hear, no
them. All right.
So as I've said this was genuinely like my worst enemy in

(01:34:48):
Middle School to make it you know, a little bit more fair.
I didn't even want this to be beef, dude, I swear this kid
just decided that he was gonna be my mortal enemy for some
bizarre reason. I don't know if my vibes were
just kind of off when we met or what, you know, maybe his third
I saw something I didn't. But genuinely me and this kid
just like ended up being worse enemies for basically an entire

(01:35:11):
year and it was the Catalyst forme realizing that like oh
sometimes people just suck. I think up until this point in
my life everyone that I had kindof not gotten along with I ended
up being able to see eye to eye with but me and this dude just
did not get along and nothing really ever happened to fix it
regardless though let's get intothe video.

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So on the first day of seventh grade I was taking pre-algebra
and all of my friends were in the A class.
But sure enough, I was the 5th friend and tables only had four
seats. And because my class was all the
way across campus. I had just gotten their late.
So my other four friends had gotten a table together and
every other seat was filled. So I ended up having to sit in

(01:35:51):
the corner at this table that only had two desks next to this
kid that. You know, I'm not saying like
deservingly had a reputation buthad a reputation for definitely
being a little bit. Kind of weird.
Regardless, I was just trying tomake the most out of the
situation. So I sat down and was just kind
of tried to like make the most of it and give him the benefit
of the doubt. Even though I had heard that, he

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was kind of mean and weird. And from the moment, I sat down,
I instantly realized he was kindof smelly.
Like I didn't really know what the smell was, but it smelled
kind of sour. Oh, most like imagine like a
warhead taste but as a smell andI was trying to be polite and I
just said, hello to him and, youknow, asked how he was doing and
he just like looked up from his paper and just gave me a death

(01:36:33):
stare. Dude, like this brutal like do
not talk to me. Death.
There. So immediately.
I was like, all right, this is how it's gonna be.
I sat down our teacher walked in, you know, she's doing her
whole. Welcome to math class blah,
blah, blah, blah. And then, she did what most
Middle School teachers do, whichis like they didn't really want
to plan anything for the first day of school.
So they just had an assignment where you were supposed to talk

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to everybody at your table and like, get to know them because
we were gonna be doing a lot of group math this year.
So you were gonna have to get toknow everybody that you were
gonna work with, in naturally, you know, I was kind of dreading
this because I had tried to say hi to this dude.
And he had given me a death stare before, like I was
literally just trying to say hi and homeboy was having none of
it. Uh, so because our assignment is

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get to know each other. I kind of start trying to ask
him questions and he's just doing the thing again.
Where like I would ask a question.
He would just give me this deathstare and ignore me and like
keep going back to riding stuff down.
But the stuff that he's riding down isn't really anything
logical? Like, I'm kind of reading it at
easy, riding it and it's just kind of buzzwords, you know?
He's like Oh, investments in like return ratio but like,

(01:37:40):
there's no numbers, there's no actual logical string, like it's
almost like he's just riding buzzwords down that he heard
while listening to CNBC, while his dad was watching it.
You know what I'm saying? So, finally, I just asked him a
question. I'm like, oh, what are you
writing? Because it doesn't make sense to
me and he was ignoring all my other questions.
So I tried to maybe ask him something about like, what he

(01:38:02):
liked, and he likes slams. His pen down, all mad, and he
looks at me and just says, I don't need any friends.
Okay, I'm a businessman and I don't need people.
Like you trying to leech off me.So, how about you?
Just shut up and like, mind yourown business.
And I'm sitting there stupefied,bro, because I'm not trying to
leech off you. I don't know who you are.
All I know is that everybody else in the school has told me

(01:38:24):
that you smell bad and I should just genuinely avoid you.
So yeah, what I'm just trying tobe nice and like become your
friend. The first thing you do is ignore
me and then snap it me and say that like you don't need friends
and I'm a leech. I obviously was like, damn, this
is how it's gonna be. This is gonna be a rough year.
I genuinely was just asking him about what he was doing.
You know, something? He was actively doing, right?

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Then something I thought he was interested in and his response
is to just tell me to shut up and not talk to him.
And so the next day we had this,like, little practice test to
judge what level we were at math.
You know what I'm saying? And we got the test handed out,
and we were sitting next to eachother, and this dude, like
pulled out these folders, I don't know if anyone else had to

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do this but back in elementary school, whenever our teachers
thought we were gonna cheat on aspelling test or something.
They would like, make us get these little folders and put
them up on our desk. So you couldn't see the papers.
However, after like, you know, third grade.
We just stopped doing it. This dude, in the middle of
seventh grade pulls out these two Lightning McQueen folders
and puts it up and is like, covering his paper.

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And when I asked him what he's doing, he says, I know people
like you want to cheat, I didn'treally understand what he meant,
and I was just like, all right? Bad dude.
So I went ahead and take my practice tests and like the
entire time he's, you know, staring at me, anytime I would
look over. He'd cover his paper and be like
you can't cheat, like, even if Iwasn't trying to cheat, dude, if
I was just looking at the clock,he was freaking out every time I

(01:39:51):
looked over my shoulder and I was like, God, damn this, dude
is paranoid. I don't know what his problem
is, but it genuinely felt like he just had a problem with
everything I was trying to do. Anyways, James Bond over here is
like, trying to keep his secret,you know, test to himself.
But after we finish our teacher,does the whole past to the last
method, which means that, like, he's creating my paper, and I am

(01:40:12):
creating his. And I'm expecting this dude to
be some type of like, genius, you know, he told me, he's a
businessman. Who doesn't have time for
friends? He's acting like his math
answers are like gold at Fort Knox.
Duty brought his own folders to prevent me from cheating, which
you know. Listen, cheating in math classes
just supposed to happen. Let's be honest here, like it's

(01:40:33):
just what's supposed to go down.No one wants to actually, Do
math. I don't remember anything.
I learned in math class. I just remember how I cheated in
math class. Anyways, I'm grading his paper
and he literally gets every single question wrong and I
change a few of his answers. As I'm grading it because I
figured that's just what you're supposed to do.
Like any time, I feel like you're grading someone's paper
as long as they're relatively nice.

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Then, you know, you just help them out.
You don't want their great stufffor too bad.
So as I say he gets every question wrong.
So I change a majority of his answers.
I think I ended up giving him like a 70%, which if you're
cheating. Like, if you're really failing a
class, when you cheat, you gottaaim low, you know, go mid b or

(01:41:16):
like high sea low C's, even because they're not gonna
question that. Like if you're normally a d
student and out of nowhere, you just start 100% every test.
It's going to be obvious, not tomention its to judge our skill.
And I knew that like it probablywasn't a good idea to get 100%
because then he might get moved to a harder class, which in
retrospect before. Rest of this story, you know,

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you're probably like, I probablyshould have just tried to get
them out of the class to be completely honest with you, but
regardless, I changes answers I try to help him out because it
was for, like a grade. So he hands me back my paper and
he had written idiot and stupid.Next to the two questions I got
wrong, bro, which is just rude. Like, first of all, getting two
questions wrong really. Isn't that bad, especially on

(01:42:01):
the first like, week of school, where we haven't even learned
anything, you know, this isn't the end of year exam and even
then I'll defend it. Now, I probably wouldn't be able
to like only miss two it this point but seriously it in idiot
and stupid on my paper which didn't really bug me.
Like I wasn't sad about it, but it just pissed me off more than
anything because I had literallyjust had to like spend all this

(01:42:22):
time changing his answer becausehe was too dumb to actually get
him right and whatnot. And so he gets his paper back
and he looks at me and he's like, how do you know that I got
these wrong? And so I just like, roll my eyes
and point to the screen, where the Answers are literally up on
screen and he's like, yeah, sure.
I bet you didn't even check it, right?

(01:42:43):
And it's pissed off as if I madea mistake.
Even though I had literally justchanged his answers to the right
one. Imagine somebody trying to, like
accuse you of purposely trying to sabotage their grade when
you're literally helping it and then them being too much of a
jerk to even accept the fact that you might be helping them,
bro. So I was just straight up
annoyed at this point, he startsdouble-checking it and like

(01:43:05):
hiding his new answers, you know, I mean, the only reason
you got to see in the first place and at that point, I just
realized that this kid for some reason just does not want to be
my friend you know. Like the idea from my mom of oh
if somebody's me and it just means they want to friend is
always like sometimes it's just not the case you know here I am
literally trying to be friends with this dude.

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I'm trying to take his grade better and he's still a jerk
dude. Like I'm not gonna put in all
this effort, if I get nothing, II tried and that's what I would
genuinely say to people. Like if someone's being Jerk to
you. Try to be nice.
Genuinely. Try to be nice and if they
reject, you genuinely trying to be nice at that point.
I feel like you don't have to benice anymore.
I'm not saying I was like gonna go out of my way to destroy this

(01:43:48):
kid's life, but once that happens and, you know, he's mad
at me for trying to help his grayed out.
I'm like, all right, no more mister nice guy, you know, not
no more, Mr. Mean guy, but I just decided to completely stay
out of his way and he would still, you know, get mad every
now and then if my papers ever crossed onto his desk, he would
like, shove him off. He refused to help me with

(01:44:09):
anything. If I was confused, you know, and
refused to ask for help. He wasn't very good at math.
But like, somehow in his head, he had his convinced himself
that the teacher was actually wrong.
Which doesn't make much sense, bro.
Like her job is literally to teach math and math isn't really
something where there's like, different answers, you know,
math is very right, or wrong. It's not like there's a science

(01:44:30):
where you could disagree on the premise that the teacher is
teaching, like, dude, the answeris either right?
On you can't make up your own math, that's just not how it
works. Anyways, other than him just
kind of getting mad at me every now and then I genuinely just
tried to stay out of his way because I just didn't want to
fight with them. He smelt really bad.
He didn't like me, and like he just didn't even want to try to

(01:44:51):
accept help. So there was no reason for me to
put in a bunch of effort, tryingto be his friend and I stand by
that. The rest of the year though,
does get worse because he's justlike mumbling about this
business apparently that he runsunderneath his breath.
None of it ever actually makes sense and towards the end of the
year, like the last quarter, we actually did try Masters in
middle school. So the last trimester he started

(01:45:12):
to smell really bad. Like it got progressively, worse
way, way way way worse. It was almost like he was
rolling around and whatever. Smell horrible.
You know what I'm saying? And it got so bad that I would
like spray my hoodie with axe. Before I went in there and cover
my face. I had the stereotype of being
covered in Acts but it wasn't because I wanted to smell good

(01:45:32):
for the girls in my class, it was because I sat next to a kid
who probably He was genuinely a biohazard dude.
Like I don't understand why he smelled so bad.
At this point, I ended up finding out that's coming later
in the video. But like, genuinely this kid
started to smell horrible but because we were like the only
two that sat together. Sure, enough, you know, my
teacher just didn't really do anything about it.

(01:45:53):
There wasn't anywhere else for me to go every other desk was
filled and it was better than sitting on the floor.
I guess. Like in retrospect I probably
should have just sat on the floor but I was wearing a mask
before it was even cool. Okay.
I was a little bit of a Trend Sender.
Sure, it was because I sat next to a kid that like somehow
managed to smell like lizard piss but still, you know, I did
wear it before. It was cool.

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Take that everybody. I'm a trend Setter out here.
Everybody thinks I'm falling offwhen I'm really the person
behind all these crazy Trends recently.
But you know, I was just kind ofmiserably stuck there and math
classes already bad enough. And one day, I look over and
he's riding this business. Stuff down again and curiosity
gets the best of me because it still doesn't make sense.
Like genuinely, it's just kind of scrabbling with Just business

(01:46:36):
buzzwords kind of written, really big everywhere and it's
the same business buzzwords fromthe beginning of the year.
Like it wasn't like, you know, he learned how to do all these
things. And at the beginning he was just
kind of learning the basics and now it was Advanced.
Like it was the same thing all year so I decided to just ask
about it. So I asked him to explain what

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he's always riding down and mumbling about and talking about
and his eyes light up really wide and that probably should
have been my first warning because like you know all year
this dude's just kind of been trying to fight with me and go
crazy and suddenly he looks excited and knowing how crazy he
is. I probably should have realized
that getting a crazy person. Excited is just probably never a
good idea and he starts telling me that the business he's always

(01:47:20):
talking about is he's going to breed lizards and he's going to
sell them to the people who liveunder the sewers in Las Vegas
because they want pets. That can survive down there
because dogs don't like to live in sewers.
Which, I mean, to be fair, I do not think dogs like to live in
sewers. But I also don't think there's a
massive population of people living under Las Vegas.

(01:47:40):
There's always been rumors of like a massive homeless Colony
down there and while that might be true, I also feel like a
bunch of homeless, people probably don't have the money to
be buying exotic lizards from a middle, schooler from like a
town from kind of far away. I mean Henderson isn't super far
away from Las Vegas I guess. But at the same time, dude, like

(01:48:00):
in order to sell to lizard people under the sewer, you
would kind of have to know the people under the sewer and how
is a middle school, kid. Going to get contacts with a
secret underground Society. Hey, I've got some pretty cool
pets, dude. So he says that and obviously
I'm more Curious now because youknow when someone says their
business plan is like, hmm have I ever told you about the idea

(01:48:24):
of being a pet provider for the people who live in the sewer
under a major? Metropolitan area, your
interested like regardless of whether or not you thinks it
works as a business concept. I just I did no more.
So he starts telling me that thereason that he smells so bad.
All the time is, he has a secretlizard Farm in his closet.

(01:48:45):
He had captured some lizards like out in the wild and made
them breed. And then he had been like
breeding the breeding pairs. So basically just inbreeding
lizards in his closet. Keep in mind.
I'm like 12, barely maybe like Imight have been, you know,
almost 12 years old. And this dude is telling me that

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he has a secret lizard Farm in his closet.
And that's the reason that he smells so bad all the time.
And I mean, that did make sense.So before I believe him, you
know, I'm like, hey, can I see pictures?
And for some reason he trusts meand he says, yes, in the reason
that I think he trusts me is because I was giving him like,
quote, on quote, business advicethe entire time and I'm gonna

(01:49:28):
make this clear. Now, I'm not a business Expert
like genuinely, you know, if you've got a business plan, I'm
probably not the person to come to With it, but I was just
giving him like really obvious advice that you should probably
just know if you're gonna make abusiness, like I asked him how
much he was going to sell lizards for, right?
Because I don't know if you havea lizard selling business I feel

(01:49:50):
like having a price is pretty important.
Well apparently, he's just neverthought of that dude.
Because he's treating me like I'm a business genius and he's
like, yes of course I'll bring pictures but you have to give
me, you know, more business advice because clearly you know
what you're talking about and I'm sitting there a 12 year old
not knowing what I'm talking about.
What all who's like, you know what?

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Yeah, I do know. Sure.
I really want to see a picture of this magical lizard Colony.
So, you know, the years coming to a close, we only have a
couple months left. So, sure enough.
The next day, he strolls into class with a little bit of extra
pep in his step and it's becausehe thinks he's about to blow my
mind, and blow my mind. He did ladies and gentlemen.
So he comes in. And on this old Android, he

(01:50:32):
shows me this picture of lizardsin this like, makeshift, Box.
And, you know, they had a heat lamp.
They had water, they had food but very clearly it's like a
makeshift enclosure in this dude's closet.
I can tell that that's all thereis.
You know, it's not like a picture from a pet store.
It's not his dad's lizards. This is very clearly, like some

(01:50:53):
setup in his closet and first ofall, I just got a question.
What in the world makes you wantto do this?
Like, at what point are you likeand better?
Go find lizards, you know, firstof all, how do you tell a
lizards gender? I don't know, but find him and
then sell them and then just keep in breeding them, which
can't be good for them until like, oh, I'll get enough and
then I will go find the secret society of people who live under

(01:51:17):
the city and I will sell it to them as pets because somehow
these lizards which need heat tosurvive, will do great in the
cold underground area. It doesn't make sense like, even
if even if there was Swamp People buying stuff in Las
Vegas, lizards need That's why they do so well in the desert,

(01:51:38):
like it just doesn't make any sense, but whatever he shows me
the picture and then he basically says, look if you help
me figure out how to sell these lizards and I know that there's
really no way for us to turn it into a, into a business.
But for some reason, I keep listening, if you help me, I'll
be nicer to you in like, you know, I'll do all the math work
and our teacher loved group workso I'm like, all right.

(01:52:00):
I really won't have to do anything in class and all
basically just have to do like the most basic business work
ever because as I've said this kid knew literally nothing like
he thought I was a genius for telling him to pick up price
that made him make money and I would never do it again.
But I'm in seventh grade. So I'm not the smartest person
to exist. And you know what?
He's asking me to do really, is it that hard to set up a

(01:52:22):
business plan? Like, especially one that's not
actually gonna ever be a real thing.
I don't have to do any legal paperwork.
I'm not setting up any copyrightrules.
I'm literally just being like ifit costs you ten dollars to
raise a lizard, you have to To sell it for 12, that's all he's
expecting, and I'm in seventh grade.
It's not like, I knew what I wasdoing either, and he tells me,
the reason he wants me to make abusiness plan is, he's gonna go

(01:52:45):
to his dad and ask him to investin the business plan.
And, you know, I think if I was a business investing person,
like somebody who invested moneyin businesses, I don't think I
would ever invest in a breeding operation run without licenses
in a middle schoolers closet, but hey, he wanted me to make
this presentation so he could get his dad to invest.
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So, whatever he's doing a lot ofthe school work and I'm just
making the most terrible business plan ever.
Keep in mind, I'm in seventh grade, he thinks I'm smart, but

(01:53:50):
I just know the bare minimum. So after he tells me that the
plan is gonna go to his dad, I'mlike, there's no way his dad is
gonna say yes. Right.
So, we make this business plan in math, and it takes me a
little bit and it makes as much sense as a seventh graders
business plan, probably would sonone.
However, you know, it's banking on the fact that like people
would buy everything, we would never have any inventory that,

(01:54:13):
you know, the cost of raising them wouldn't go up with more
lizards. Just, it was really bad, like,
genuinely it was bad. It was, it was, it was what you
would expect from a child. So, I finished it, it takes me a
couple weeks and he's like, do you think my dad's gonna say
yes? And I look at him and I go, I
don't know, but it's a business plan like I don't tell him.

(01:54:34):
That is dad's gonna say? Yes, I'm not.
Hyping it up. I'm not making them think he's
gonna be the next Jeff Bezos outhere.
Like but for some reason he's pretending that he's gonna
become, you know, the next Mark Cuban Shark Tank guy.
He's like, dude, once we get this investment money, like we,
we, he starts using, we a lot. So, I kind of calmed down.
I'm like, listen, this isn't an us thing.

(01:54:55):
I help you set up the business plan, but that's kind of all I
want to do with this. Like, once you get your dad's
investment, I'm out. I don't want to anything to do
with it and he's kind of like, oh, okay.
Well, like I thought we were kind of a team now and I don't
know where he had gotten the team theme from, like I was just
kind of helping you out, so you would do the math work.
Like, I don't really believe in this business.
Plan long term. I didn't say that.

(01:55:16):
I was pretty nice about it, but,you know, I'm like, look, if you
get this investment, you're kindof on your own and he was pretty
upset about that, but he was still pretty high at that like
he was gonna run this business and I kept trying to bring him
down to reality. I kept saying, you know what, if
your dad says, no, what if your dad says no, but he just refused
to accept the fact that his dad might say no.
Keep in mind, this plan makes nosense.

(01:55:38):
There is no reason for any sane adult to give a middle schooler
money to raise pets in his closet to sell to sewer people
like it just doesn't make sense.I've said swamps who were
people? I'm sorry.
They're basically interchangeable to me.
Okay. Because like, I don't know, they
both start with s, right? It's a sewer person.
That's what his plan was, but Swamp People is close enough.

(01:56:00):
I, I guess I don't know. I'm not Scooby-Doo, it's not
like I care. So he goes home over the
weekend, basically assuming thathe's gonna get an investment and
I go home and forget about it because I really didn't care
that much. Like, it wasn't like, it was
some deep passion for me to suddenly get into the lizard
business, it was never somethingthat I really wanted to do in
the first place. And this dude comes back in the

(01:56:21):
next day and I was already in class and he slams his backpack
down. And he's like, do you have any
idea how mad I am at you? And I obviously I didn't.
So I very calmly am like, no, I don't and he says that his dad
didn't Invest in his company, and it's totally my fault.
Because I made the business plan.

(01:56:41):
Keep in mind. It wasn't my idea for the
business. No, no, no, his dad didn't
invest because of my plan, not because of anything else.
I'm not saying I didn't have anypart of it, right?
Like, obviously a little part ofit was my plan, but yes, I do
think it might be a little bit insane to say that it's 100% on
me that your dad didn't invest in your business because let's

(01:57:03):
not forget that your business isthe dumbest idea ever.
Let's just break it down dude. What was his pitch?
Where they eating Cheerios together?
Hey Dad give me your heart and money.
All so I've been secretly growing lizards in the closet.
I highly doubt that your dad would ever be cool about that.
Like, how did you explain that? Awesome.
I want to preface this. This business pitch.
I'm about to get you involves why I smell.

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So horrible all the time, all. So there's a very illegal
operation going on inside of your closet right now.
Want to turn it into a business.Give me my money and endorse it.
Like dude. Yes, it somehow my fault.
That your dad said no to any of this.
So I guess his dad also took away the lizards because
obviously his dad is a reasonable adult, who realized

(01:57:47):
that. It's a horrible idea to have
lizards in your closet. It's inhumane and bad and his
son gets in trouble and somehow,this is like all on me.
He's saying that it's my fault that his lizards got taken away
and he's being loud. And he like stops and stares.
All the sudden in the middle of yelling at me about how it's my
fault. That is lizards got taken away
and I'm ruining his life. It's all me.

(01:58:08):
Me me. It's all my fault.
And like I said, I did make the pitch but like, your dad
probably said, no and took them away because he's a reasonable
adult, but he stops and looks atme.
And he says, oh, do you have anything to say for yourself?
Which is a really dumb thing to say to somebody who like always
has something to say for themselves, he when you're just
being dumb. So I started trying to explain

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as well as I can about how dumb he's being.
You know, I start saying that you can't blame me for your dad.
I need to take away your lizard,breeding operation that you were
secretly running behind his backdude.
Because if I found out that someone was secretly running an
illegal animal breeding thing behind my back, I would be
pissed. So I'm not too surprised that
your dad, shut it down. Also, it's just like very

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inhumane to raise lizards like that.
I was a dumb kid but even I realized that capturing wild
animals and forcing them to inbreed and live in a closet is
terrible and I said that, and I'm explaining all of this to
him in the entire time. He's kind of nodding his head.
Yes. And so, for some reason, I'm
assuming that any of this is getting through to him, like
there's any part of this that's actually going through his skull

(01:59:12):
which, you know, when you're dealing with somebody.
This crazy is probably a little bit too much to ask for.
Like, yeah, I probably had a bittoo much hope to assume that
anything was gonna make sense. So the first thing he says after
I've explained all of that is hesays that I'm jealous of his
business idea. And that's why I'm trying to
steal it and turn him down, and make him feel bad.
So I can take it for myself. Yeah.

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After all of that very logical. Explanation and the dough things
I've pointed out I am now going to capture two wild.
Lizards make my entire closet smell horrible, make me smell
horrible. Just to steal your horrible
business idea that even your owndad didn't want to invest in,
bro. But regardless, he just keeps
pressing on repeating that I'm jealous and just admit that I'm

(01:59:54):
jealous. So I just decided to go.
Yeah, I'm jealous as sarcastically as possible
because he kept asking me to admit it and I thought it was
gonna be funny but, of course, as soon as I say that he's like,
yeah, exactly. I knew you were jealous.
Keep in mind, I'm being sarcastic, just trying to be
like yeah, dude, I'm so jealous.Well, in my response to sarcasm,
he decides that he's gonna like take it super literally and I

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should have known not to use sarcasm and he like drops into
the stance and he screams keep in mind wearing class.
So everybody turns From This Moment forward, it like the
teacher looks up. We will be sworn enemies to the
end. Like once I admitted I was
jealous, dude. He Just decided that we were
both in the middle of an anime Arc.

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And I had just confirmed that I was the bad guy.
So I just start laughing at thispoint because this dude is
really acting like an anime character.
I jokingly say that I'm jealous of his lizard selling business
and he decides to respond by saying that I am now his sworn
enemy till the end of time and like I'm laughing you know and
he gets all pissy and you know, and our teacher makes us all

(02:01:03):
settled down and he's just all huffy and puffy next to me.
And for the rest of the year, dude, he would like try to
sabotage me but just in really, lame ways.
So a couple specific times because I know people are gonna
ask, like, he would put thumbtacks on my chair, which
obviously, wow. That's pretty mean.
But the only problem is that really only works if it's like a
clear one, right? But yeah, when I would walk into

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class and they would be like a bright yellow Thumbtack on my
chair, it was pretty obvious. It was there, and I could just,
you know, avoid it pretty easilylike every day he would try
something. Usually it was something dumb.
Some Times. You know, I remember another
time when I took a test, he did another version of the test,
wrote my name on it and tried toturn it in as me, but it was
near the end of the year. So the teacher knew my

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handwriting and his and it was really obvious and he got in
trouble for it, you know, he would always like bump my arm
when I was riding. If he got there before me, he
would like sit where I sat yesterday because he thought my
chair in particular was what I really liked, you know, like he
was just doing little stuff likethat as my sworn enemy which I'm
gonna be on. If you say that you're my sworn
enemy till the end of time in the worst thing that you do is

(02:02:06):
sit in my chair like eh alright I can have you hate me about
like you know sure, I don't wantanyone to hate me but as far as
things go in terms of annoying me like sitting in my chair is
pretty bottom of the barrel. That really doesn't even begin
to scratch. The surface of making me like
wanted to do anything about it regardless.
He sure enough was my very swornenemy.

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Dude, I didn't even have to try to win.
He would just beat himself like he would get in trouble for the
thumbtacks. He got in trouble for trying to
swap out our test, like, a lot of trouble because that was
Academic dishonesty. You know, our school took that
seriously. I'm not saying they should have
like I never snitched, he would just get himself caught because
he wasn't very good at it. So I basically just won without
even having to play and the yearafter that, we didn't have

(02:02:48):
classes together. So, you know, he kind of dropped
it, he's still tried basically every very very rarely
increasingly rarely as we grew up.
So like you know screw me over start rumors about me and
whatnot but for the most part heleft it alone like after we
stopped having a class together but yeah, for the rest of the
year after I ruined his businesswith my jealousy.

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He was like, actively trying to ruin my life.
But hey, what's a good story time with that, somebody out
there who gets mad at you because you shut down their
illegal lizard. Breeding operation.
You know what, I call that a boring story time, you can say a
lot but you can't say many YouTubers.
Gotta like that. Anyways guys, I think that's
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a tiktok e-boy with a little bitof cloud.
Anyways, guys, as you can tell from the title and thumbnail.
Today, we're gonna be talking about douche canoe.
Daniel AKA tiktok e-boys 65 earlier this week, I was out and

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about at this one place and I'm not gonna say any names because
I don't want anyone to get exposed or get yelled at, but
there was a kid there that apparently had a solid amount of
tiktok clout. And I just want to clarify that,
he actually might have been the worst person to ever exist, bro.
Like I don't know what it is about tiktok clout that makes
people so unbearable. Every other type of clout, you
know, we've got a couple crazy but most people are okay like

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with YouTube clout. You know, you yeah, you have
your Jake Paul's and your tannaz.
But for the most part you have alot of Mr. Beast and Pewdiepie.
Pies people that are pretty chill and don't let it go to
their head and think they're more important than everybody
but I guess with Tick Tock that just goes out the window, they
get a little bit of tiktok and they're like, oh, I own you me
have clout 12 year. Old girl think me hot, woo.

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Like they just get a little too into it for their own good and
listening to this tiktok kid interact with people in the way
he spoke to them. Was absolutely ridiculous and I
just knew that you guys would enjoy it.
So, that's, we're gonna be talking about today.
So without further Ado, let's get into it.
So there's this place in Vegas where people go to just have a
good time and chill out. I'm not gonna say what it is,
but I was there with a couple people and we were just hanging

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out doing our thing and there's like little booths basically
where you'll be focusing on doing what you're doing and
like, you can, you can hear the people next to you, but you're
not really with the people next to you.
Like you have your own couch andyour own table, but there's
other couches and tables kind ofaround you.
I don't know if that makes senseand we're just kind of chilling
there relaxing. It's me and a couple other
YouTube friends of mine. Just kind of vibe into what we

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got to do live in life to the fullest.
And we start hearing this kid next to us talking about how he
has, you know, 60,000 followers on tiktok.
And he's actually starting to make a bit of bread from it and
whatnot, and we're just kind, Chill in.
And I mean, good for you, bro. You guys 60k followers on
tiktok, you get in your bag, youdo you, and then the waitress
comes over and goes, hey guys, can we have anything to drink?

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Or can I get you guys anything to drink?
You know, a typical waitress question that you're supposed to
ask, you know, when your waitress walks up and they go?
What do you want to drink? You're not usually like, what
why are you asking me such stupid questions.
You see wench. So the waitress asked a very
normal question, what can I get you to drink?
And this kid goes, um, do you have any idea who I am?
And she's like, no. Am I supposed to?

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And he's like, wow, I got reallybig on tiktok for making a joke
about Sprite. So I'll take a surprise and you
can tell she's like, oh, okay. Cool.
And he's like, yeah, do you wantme to like sign anything?
And she's like no which I mean okay. 60,000 people that's a lot
of followers, don't get me wronghere, okay.
But if you expect like every waitress you ever interact with

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to know you as oh my God. You're the Sprite guy from
tiktok. You're delusional Bros. 60,000
is not famous. All right.
It like listen as somebody who has two million sub channels on
the internet. Um, I don't get recognized
nearly as often as I thought I would, I can tell you right now,
that a 60,000 followers, you're never gonna get recognized in

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public, because not many adults are sitting there vibing out to
tiktok going. Oh my God, you're the Sprite
kid. And even if you were the Sprite
kid from tiktok, why would she just assumed that you only drink
Sprite, like, whatever you get famous doing is all you're
allowed to do. I'm sitting there in a rechteck
like, you know, I'm in a German prison camp.
Like I'm only allowed to make story times.

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I tried to eat and they said no slap the bagel out of my mouth
and said, get back to work. You pansy, you got stories to
make like I'm sorry, but it's kind of weird to just assume
that everyone knows who you are and knows that you're only
allowed to drink Sprite. You got like a gluten allergy
but for diabetes causing syrup. So, after hearing this kid,
generally just being a ginormousdouche canoe over the fact that

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he has some Tick Tock clout. We were kind of paying a little
bit. More attention like kind of just
overhearing the conversation because it's entertaining say
what you want, cringe is entertaining and you can't
really deny that. Something about cringe just
makes the Jimmy's wrestle in a certain way where you just can't
help but look away. I think cringy people are a lot
like a train accident you know you shouldn't look.

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Oh my God it's so bad that that Train derailed but at the same
time you're like I kind of want to see a train derail you know
you you want to watch the train wreck.
So we're listening and over the next little bit before the
waitress comes back. As soon as she walks away, we
hear and I quote, Oh, I hate having to deal with normal
people, people, that just aren'tfamous.
Don't understand what it's like,bro.

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You are not famous. Brad Pitt is not trying to make
a tick tock with the Sprite kid.Like you're you're just not
famous and even then bro being famous.
Does it make you any better thananybody else do like?
I'm sorry. But if you believe that having
some tiktok clout makes you in any way better than any other
person, you're a ginormous douche.

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That's just untrue. And so we're kind of just like
laughing at it. Whatever.
Because no, I mean, it's hard not to laugh when this kid is
basically flexing about the factthat he has 60k followers on
tiktok, and that makes him better than every person ever
and along with that. He's like, yeah, I'm so hyped
that, you know, I probably gonnabe dropping out of school soon
to pursue this whole tiktok thing, which I mean, listen, I

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dropped out his school to pursuemy dreams of, you know, doing
things on the internet and making videos, imma be honest
here. I don't really know if tiktok
bread is an actual thing. Okay.
I don't know anybody out there who's, like, on that Tick Tock
grind pulling in the bands, like, David dobrik.
So maybe dropping out isn't the best idea.
Especially with, like, 60k followers, all right, I had a
quarter of a million Subs, when I dropped out, that's four times

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60k. Like dropping out of high school
to chase 60k followers on tiktokis probably not a very good
investment with your time. You might regret it.
So the waitress comes back with their drinks and he like makes
her put him on the table at a weird angle, where they're
ridiculously close to the edge and this is where my interaction
really comes in with the kid. Like, listen, I probably
wouldn't make a video just roasting some poor kid with 60k

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followers on tiktok. Unless you personally slighted
me like, yeah, you're a douche for, you know, thinking, you're
better than a waitress because you've got tiktok Cloud.
Don't get me wrong. But, uh, what happened next is?
What really just, you know, thatmade me need to make a video on
this stupid kid. So he makes the waitress put the
drinks down in a very awkward spot on the edge of the table
where like half the tray is almost off the table so we can

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almost immediately tell that at some point it's going to Spill
and sure enough it spills in like five Pepsi's worth of Pepsi
comes like rolling under the couch and gets all over one of
my friends shoes. So we're kind of annoyed and
we're like, dude, can you clean this up?
Like, can you get someone to clean this up?
You just spilled all over us like what?
Come on like chill. And obviously, you know, we're

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not mad, we're not trying to start a fight but we're like
look. Dude, you're the idiot who
decided to rest all these Pepsi's in a terrible spot
where, you know, it was gonna fall.
So, can you guess someone to clean it up?
And he's like, wow, you guys really think that I'm gonna help
you clean it up. I don't owe you.
Anything? Like I don't know who you are.
You guys are irrelevant that which I mean.
Listen, okay, I'm not saying youowe strangers, anything.

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But if you're an idiot and you spell, Pepsi, all over somebody
else's shoes, the least you could do is like call a waitress
to help us clean up, the Pepsi that is now all over where we're
supposed to be sitting, okay? Not to mention what is relevance
have to do with anything bro. If I spilled soda all over a
janitor without a Twitter account, it doesn't matter how
he's not relevant on the Internet, it's still a bad thing

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to do. And at this point I lose my
temper. I'm like look, dude, I know you
think you're important because you have 60,000 tiktok followers
or whatever, because it's every other word that comes out of
your mouth is about how you're arelevant on the least relevant
app. So congratulations.
Good for you. Literally nobody cares.
You're only personality, trait is being a douche.
So, you're gonna go get someone to clean this up, or we're going

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to have problems. And he's like, oh, who do you
think you are to talk to me likethat?
Who do you think you are? Like, do you have any idea who I
am? No, I don't because your
irrelevant. I hate to break it to you do,
but You're just, you're not popular.
I'm sorry, you're irrelevant. You have 60,000 followers on
tiktok nobody cares. And he's like, oh, well, how
many followers do you have on tiktok?
And I'm like, that's irrelevant,that's irrelevant.

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It doesn't matter. And he goes oh well, I mean if
I've got more followers than either, that makes me more
relevant than you. So I don't have to listen to
anything you say, which I mean is not how the world Works, bro.
You can't get arrested by the cops and be like well
technically I have more tiktok followers, so therefore rules
don't apply to me. And so I asked him, I say.
So if I have more followers thanyou, if I do, then you are going

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to admit that yoga, get someone to clean it up and he smirks and
smiles at me and goes. Yeah, but there's no way you're
as relevant as me, I whip out mytiktok show on my 130,000
followers, by the way, and he immediately is like, oh, I'm
sorry, I didn't realize I'm like, dude, if you're only gonna
treat people like a human being,if they have Tick Tock clout,
then you're just a bad person. Like not once ever have, I

(02:13:32):
decided to be friends with somebody based on their sub
count or their Tiktok followers,because that's ridiculous.
And even then if I did, I would still treat everyone with
respect, dude. Like this kid did not care about
anything at all until he found out.
I had more tiktok followers thanhim and now he's all apologetic.
So he goes and gets some like rags and starts cleaning this
up, and then afterwards. He looks at me and tries to

(02:13:54):
shake my hand and I just kind oflook at his hand.
I'm like no dude, and he's like,oh well you at least follow back
on tiktok. You want me to follow you back
on tiktok after you just said that my opinions, don't matter.
Unless I have followers. Yeah.
How about? No, that is not the type of
person that I want to be friendswith.
I'm sure you're tons of fun to chill with.
Yo, guys, let's go to the store.Sorry, can't the clerks there

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don't even have, 60,000 Tick, Tock followers?
Like, dude, there are so many more important things in life
than the amount of tiktok followers, you have.
So, yeah, moral of the story is homeboy tried to get that slick,
follow-up. Like, and he caught the block
instead because I just don't want to deal with people that
think they're more important based.
On their tiktok follower count. Like, come on, guys.

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He had a little bit too big and we probably need to tear him
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a lot of you. Guys were asking me to tell more
stories about when I worked at the movie theater.
So that's exactly what I'm goingto do.
All right. This is a story about a Karen

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getting obliterated with the wrath of a thousand sons, all
right? Like to be honest, if a
supernova happened, a star, literally exploded, and all of
his energy was focused into one blast.
It might have actually been justabout maybe even with the
absolute Ownage that you're about, to hear happen to a care
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because we're getting into it inthree, two, one.
So I've only had about two normal jobs in my life and one
of them was at a movie theater. And for some reason, whenever I
would fight with the managers, or make the shift leader, Matt,
I would get stuck in concession,which I really hated because it
meant I had to deal with people all day and I just hated dealing
with people. But one good thing is that
Derek, the owner of the theater was usually in concessions, and

(02:16:25):
me, and him ended up becoming pretty good friends.
He, I guess used to be like really into Halo and I used to
play a lot of Halo. So we would have conversations
and just kind of bonded over video games and being nerds.
Because most people there were afraid to talk to him because he
owned the theater and Derek had a problem called TMM, which is a
too much money, meaning that he really didn't care.
All right? He owned the theater, because he
thought it was a fun thing to dolike that.

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That's the level of wealth that this Derek guy, had, and Derek.
And I were pretty chill. And for the most part, if anyone
was mean to his workers unnecessarily, or anyone freaked
out for no reason, then Derek would be like, yo, get out,
like, you don't get to treat my workers, like that.
So, it was pretty nice to be really on good terms with Derek,
because he would always have your back in the event of
anything going down. And on top of that, it's just

(02:17:08):
nice to be friends with the owner of where you work.
Because it means you can kind ofget away with more than the
average bear. You know.
So anyways, whenever anyone would be mean, like I said Derek
would have our back and today I was working concessions and I
was just really not in the mood.I had just broken up with the
girl that I was actually pretty into.
So I was kind of in a pissed offmood already like I'll admit
that right away, I definitely wasn't absolutely golden but

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this woman walks in and I can tell immediately by her demeanor
that she is a 100 percent Karen you can So by the way, they
walk, all right, they walk with this attitude of I think I'm
really important like I think I'm the first lady.
I'm married to the president of the United States but in reality
he's just an accountant, you know?
Like that's the attitude, they carry themself with and for some
reason, they always do this really annoying thing where like
you've been to this theater 30 times and they still take 20

(02:17:51):
minutes to decide if they want popcorn and the answer is always
yes they want popcorn but they'll text everyone else who's
coming and make sure that they want popcorn only to just get
the same amount of popcorn anyways and it's like that's
just what Karen's did in this theater.
All right my patients for the day.
This is already pretty low. So I see this lady walking
looking like an absolute Karen. May I speak to your manager
haircut on at the ready, ready to just ruin my day, ready to

(02:18:12):
come in and just scream at me until there's no tomorrow and I
can feel it. And honestly, I was kind of in
the mood to get into an argument.
Like I was like, you know what, I'm not putting up with any
caring crap today if she tries to pull any mmm.
Can I have popcorn with no butter but extra butter with no
car but hydrates with the extra five and like I'm just I'm just
not in the mood today. I'm not, I'm not, and I made the
conscious decision that at this Karen tried to do anything mean

(02:18:33):
or just acting title that all I just wasn't gonna put up with it
today. And this wasn't me saying I was
going to be me and Right, I already been working for a
couple hours and for the most part, if everyone was nice, then
I was nice back. I was just like, I'm not in the
mood to get walked all over today.
I just really was not. So the Karen comes up to my
counter and she says, hey, your popcorn says that it's, I don't
know, eight eight dollars for a large.

(02:18:53):
I don't remember the exact price, but she basically says it
says, it's eight dollars for a large, right?
And I was like yep. That's what it says you know,
like sure. And if you have questions about
the prices that's fine, but at the same time lady, yes, it's
says eight dollars right next tolarge popcorn which would mean
it cost a dollars. Like you think we put a typo on
the sign and oh, you tricked us man.
Now that you asked about it, it's only six dollars whatever
but I'm like, yeah, its eight dollars for a large, you know,

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I'm trying to be nice. I'm, I don't want to fight, but
like, if she pulls some carrots and stuff, it's gonna go down
and she puts her hands on the hips.
And she looks at me and says, well, I need you to lower the
price and I'm like, what? What listen lady you see the
sign the side and says, $8 you asked me if it's eight dollars?
I said, yes, the price is eight dollars.
I'm not gonna lower the price. So I kind of like look at her.
I'm like, what do you mean? You need to lower the price?

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And she says, well, I see moviesin this theater All the time and
I feel like there should be a loyalty for me coming here all
the time where my large popcorn,should only cost four dollars.
So let me get this straight. Karen, let me get this straight.
You come here all the time, meaning that you've seen the
price multitude of times, you'vebought a large popcorn before,
and yet, for some reason, you'relike, I watch movies here.
So therefore my popcorn should be cheaper, and this is

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something that people don't get about theaters, theaters, don't
make any money off tickets sales, literally the only way
they make money is off popcorn and candy and all that stuff.
Like, that's literally it. So I'm kind of looking at her
like, no, I can't lower the price, you know, to to four
dollars for a large popcorn. And even if, like I could lower
the price, you want 50% off because you see a movie a week,
like what? I wish just counts for that.

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Good. Are you kidding me Postmates
with? Literally have to give me
everything I order for, like, 75% off.
I order Postmates like three times a day.
I wish that's how it works. Yes, I see a movie here once a
week. Therefore everything is now 50%
off. So, I kind of tell her no.
And I, I try to do it nicely. I really try to be like, hey,
you know, I can't lower the price of popcorn I just Work
here. There's nothing I can do about
it. Now, if any of you have ever

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worked in retail or had a job, you understand how a telling
Karen's know? Usually goes.
All right, I see the may I speakto your manager haircut for a
little bit like, you know, the lizards that when they get
scared the things on their neck,like Come out and they like
shoot blood out of their eyes and Chase things.
Yeah, that's basically what her haircut does.
It pops out? And I see it.
I can see in her head that she'sabout to ask for it and I'm

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like, and, you know, I don't think my manager is going to be
able to do anything about it either.
And she's like, well, let me speak to your manager because
you don't want to be very helpful.
I can't believe you would be so disrespectful to a loyal
customer disrespectful disrespectful, because I'm not
gonna give you free popcorn lady.
Yes, let me get change the price.
So we lose money, on all the popcorn we give you here, do you
want free movie tickets? While we're at it?
And, you know, like I said, I just wasn't in the mood to do

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with Karen. So I'm like, all right, I'll go
get my manager but I know if shetries to throw me under the bus
or do anything that I'm gonna defend myself to the fullest
extent of the law, right? I might have taken Jiu Jitsu
when I was six years old, but trust me, I can still roundhouse
kick a woman with the Maya speakto your manager, haircut.
No problem. So I go in the back and I'm
looking for my manager and I don't see anyone, but I see
Derek and because he owned the theater, he really in like

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didn't really care very much about.
You know, his presentation Derekwas wearing shorts and a t-shirt
and he's in the back and I'm like, hey man this girl's giving
me a really hard time because she wants half off.
Corn, because she sees a movie once a week.
I don't know what to do. She's asking to speak to the
manager. Can you help me out?
And Derek looks at me and he goes, she wants half off popcorn
because she's seen movies here before, and I was like, yeah.
And he's like, okay, give me a second.

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So I go back out and Derek comesout behind me wearing shorts and
a t-shirt and this lady instantly loses it.
She's like, this is not your manager.
What did you just go grab a random movie goer.
This is not your manager, that'sit.
I'm calling the owner. I'm gonna get his number.
Give me the number to corporate.Give me all of this.
Like I can't believe that you guys would be so unprofessional.
Do you really think you're gonnaget away with this young man?
You think that you can just go grab a random Patron and try to

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commit to me. He's his manager.
Do I look stupid and I'm just kind of like lady.
I this is my manager like he's in charge.
I don't know what you want me todo, and she is laying into me.
And at one point, she starts calling me a moron, is Never
Gonna amount to anything and, like, I'm pathetic.
And she, she can't believe that people.
This stupid are allowed to work here.
Keep in mind all this, because Ididn't want to give her half off

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popcorn, and I can take like a lot of insults.
All right, but I'm starting to get fed up and I can roast
better than this. Lady can.
All right, trust me. I came out of the womb roast at
the ready. I don't want to tell her that
her eyes are too far apart. I don't want to tell the Great
Wall of China looks less thick than her eyebrows.
Like I'm not really trying to goin on this lady.
Okay. So at this point when I'm
getting insulted and yelled at Derek has had enough and he's

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kind of listening to it all and he goes ma'am you're right.
I'm not the manager, I'm the owner of this establishment and
I don't care. If you're a regular here you're
not gonna speak to my workers like that and get half off
popcorn. So how about you leave?
And never come back to this establishment and this makes
Karen rage. She not only hit the may I speak
to your manager, trump card, he reversed karate.

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Chopped her entire soul in half.She said, let me speak to the
manager. He smirked grabbed her fists and
said, Bitch I'm the owner. So she starts talking about how
I know that you're not the ownerbecause I know the owner and
he's like, oh, you know, the owner, you know, the owner than
who's the owner and she's like, it's not you and he's like,
okay, well then who's the owner?Please tell me who's the owner
because I own this and I don't know about any other owners, and

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at this point she's starting to like she kind of brushes Derek
off. And she's ignoring him and she
keeps laying into me and I kind of look at Derek and he just
gives me like this this thumbs up or he doesn't thumbs up like,
you know, the look when you're with the boys and like you can
tell that they're trying to do some dumb stuff and you kind of
give them like the nod. Like the the slight upward head
movement that means go for it and I'm like oh Naruto
Shippuden. My hands have been Unleashed.

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I mean now go in with the wrath of 1000 Sons so she's still
laying into me about how I'm an absolute moron and I just kind
of look her in the eyes and I say I'm sorry that everyone on
the PTA hates you and your husband's cheating on you, but
if you could, please refrain from calling me a moron because
you want half off popcorn, I would really appreciate it.
I don't know if you know how Economics work okay but
companies can't give you half off because you come here once a

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week that loses money. I and and once a Seek really
isn't that much of a frequent flyer?
All right, I have people in hereevery day, I literally would see
people every day coming in to the same movie theater.
So you're not a giant regular tome, and if you keep calling me
an idiot, you know, I don't knowwhat I'm gonna have to do, but
it would be a real, real real real, real real shame.
If some spit got in your popcorn, the next time you came

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in, wouldn't it wouldn't that just be such a shame?
And the look on her face is likeflabbergasted and she looks at
Derek, and she goes. Oh, so you're just gonna let
your employees speak to me like that.
And Derek looks at her and goes,man, you said I'm not the owner
and that you knew the owner. So you're more than welcome to
call the owner that, you know, so well, and get him fired.
If you feel like these actually justified in doing so and at
this point she realizes she's got all right.

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She does not know the owner because I'm standing right next
to him. She can't do anything about me
because my owner just heard her tear into me and call me an
idiot for about five minutes straight and she like looks at
me and looks at Derek. It looks back at me.
It looks at Derek and it was almost like you ever seen a
zebra. I get bitten by a crocodile and
it was at the watering hole likethat.
That's the look on her face. She looks absolutely shocked and
she grabs her personal Often says I'm taking my business

(02:25:37):
elsewhere and she turns around and I couldn't help but throw
one more digging. And this one was probably a
little bit unnecessary. And I said, also You Walk Like a
Man from the back. I honestly thought you were an
Olympian and she looks back in his like how dare you and then
storms out and never came back. Moral of the story guys, I'm
gonna teach you a little secret.If you're dealing with people
that work in retail or working at a movie theater, we're a lot

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more likely to help you out if you're nice.
You know, the second you come inscreaming at me, calling me an
idiot. Who's never gonna amount to
anything because I won't give you half off popcorn.
You're not gonna get what you want.
But if you're like, hey man, is there any way you could like not
a dollar off? Then I'll probably see what I
can do, because at least you're being nice.
Moral, the story is being a Karen always makes you take the
L and you will get roasted. I actually do kind of miss my

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movie theater job. Don't get me wrong to managers
were jerks but Derek, the owner was a super chill guy, like I'm
a working for that movie theater.
I've never had worse managers but the owner was the coolest
dude I ever hung out with. And I actually still talk to
Derek every now and then he's Pretty hyped with this whole
YouTube thing and I I think you watches my videos.
So if you are, what's up, dude, how you doing on that note,
guys? That's gonna do it for the
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(02:27:25):
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We're all solid gonna be talkingabout this guy, who tried to rob
me, you know, try to finesse theold Scrubster jokes on him
though. They don't know that.
I ran the Chuck E cheese Mafia so he really tried to get under
my skin. Hit that robbery note too bad.
I'm quick with it. All right, I pulled out the

(02:27:45):
Glock pop. Pop, pop watched him drop?
No, hesitation here guys. I am a stone cold raccoon after
all. Now, as you guys know, your
voice scrubster was a bit of a hustler, I used to sell gum on
the street, you know, how it is.It's rough out here.
And as a successful young entrepreneur, it is a little bit
of a hustle. You really got to get down, go
hard and try your best to just make some money.

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And a lot of people didn't like that about me.
All right, they thought I took myself to seriously, like I was
always working too hard. And there was this, one group in
particular that lived in my neighborhood?
There was a set of twins that just really did not like the
fact that I worked really hard and just did my best to be
successful. For some reason that really
bugged them and I never gotten that, you know, somebody's doing
what they got to do to be successful.
Like, they're really isn't a reason to be jealous of it.
Like just work harder, I don't know.

(02:28:28):
Like, if someone's doing better than you, why don't you just do
better than them? It's not rocket science.
But regardless, a lot of people is just way easier for them to
hate you for Good than it is to just do good themselves,
whatever. And they really did not like the
fact that I was always hustling,you know, and I'm not gonna lie
back in the day, I used to be a bit of a flexor.
I've changed my ways. Now I know it's just douchey to
show off but I definitely used to be a bit of a Showboat.
I'm not too proud of it but that's just the truth.

(02:28:50):
I used to be a bit of a dick, nojoke, no scam.
But regardless, I guess these kids really wanted to teach me a
lesson. You know.
No scrubby of mine's gonna come into my neighborhood and flex
his stuff even though I lived here first.
All right, like, come on, Get Off My Block, boys.
I was born in this Hood. I'm gonna die in this Hood.
Probably not really, I hope not.That would be kind of
depressing, but regardless, you get the idea, it's kind of my
turf back up mister, and I guess, at this point, they

(02:29:11):
hatched this plot to just take stuff from me.
I robbery is the right way to say it, you know, that that's
what's being on his here. But these guys, you know, they
were not the brightest people inthe universe.
And instead of, you know, planning this robbery and
secret, they decided to Rob likeplanet in a group chat, you
know, like we should Rob Ryan, that'll turn out really good,
we'll just teach him a lesson, teach him not to flex the stuff
that he has, because I don't know, like playing it in a

(02:29:34):
public group chat, where people I'm friends with.
Thor is definitely a good idea. So, of course, I start getting
warnings being like, yo, man, like I wouldn't want to come
along. Like, I wouldn't go down the
street. Like, You're Gonna Wanna Be
Careful. They're planning on robbing you
and I'm like, all right better than the BET.
One of the planning on doing it.They're like all right Tuesday
and I used to walk home from school, I live really close to
my school so it was just never really an issue for me.
I was never too worried about itso whenever I would walk home I

(02:29:55):
would usually walk home alone but I had some really really
close friends of mine that we'rejust some some scary dudes, you
know, some dudes that could justlay the heat for you.
All right. I'm not a big dude.
You guys know that I'm not gonnafight anyone.
I'm not a fighter. I'm not trying to get beat up.
That's not cool. I'm not a big fan of just
fighting it out. I'm not, I'll have people fight
for me. I'm not a big fighter, if that
makes me a pussy. So be it, I don't really care.

(02:30:17):
But regardless me and my big friends they were they were
about as tall as I am, but like three times the weight.
Okay, so like some big dudes. I was like hey man, these kids
want to rub me. Like I'll give you guys like 20
bucks. You can just like walk walk with
me so that way they don't they don't rob me right?
And of course you know they're like yeah for sure.
So that Tuesday I'm walking homeWhen I purposely go down the

(02:30:37):
street with my big friends, and there they are in the front yard
wearing like these these ski masks, right?
And here's the problem with thisplan.
I know what you're thinking. Oh, that sounds terrifying.
They were trying to hide their identity.
They were standing outside of their house.
That's like, putting a giant sign saying I live here, but
don't tell anyone that I'm the one who robbed, you.
That's the worst crime you couldever imagine.
Yeah man, let's wear ski masks so he doesn't know who's robbing

(02:30:59):
him but let's stand right in front of our house.
So we definitely knows who's robbing him great.
The skies is not to mention. It's not like I've lived next to
you for like 16 years at this point.
You think I don't know what you look like.
You think I wouldn't know the height or like your voice.
We're gonna do get a voice changer, like Darth Vader.
Hey man, give me all your money.Like I don't really know what
the plan was. These guys were definitely on

(02:31:19):
the sharpest tools in the shed, but on the list, they're
standing there with their ski masks in a baseball bat, I'm
like, oh, wow, whatever. So we're walking down and
they're like, yeah, give us all.Give us all the money in your
wallet. So, another thing that I did, I
I took the money out of my wallet because I knew that we're
going to try to rob me. I'm not an idiot, you know?
I'm not one of these people that's just carrying around mad
sexy cash and even then when someone's gonna rob, you don't

(02:31:40):
carry any cash. So I just give him my empty
wallet and they're like there's nothing in here.
I'm like yeah, there's nothing in my wallet.
And they're like, well you have to give me something of value,
okay? You want the homework in my
backpack, bro, I don't have anything at this point.
My big friends are like look is gonna be a problem here and
they're like stay out of this, you you dumb off and they're
like swung the bat at my like giant friend, which was just a

(02:32:01):
bad idea because my friend just grabs the bat and pulls it out
of their hands. And it's like really, dude.
Come on. Like we know who you are.
He says their name. He's like, look, you're not,
you're not gonna Rob Ryan. Obviously, like it's pretty
obvious. You guys got outsmarted.
Someone's snitched on you. Were here, nothing's gonna
happen. So just give it up and they're
like, whatever man, you don't know who we are.
Like, we're not them. All right.

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Yeah, I'm sure you're not, you, you're not standing in front of
your house, you're not having your voice, you're not having
anything. Who Am I, who am I to assume
that the you, of course, how could we be?
So dumb, as to think that's you.So they're robbery goes really
badly. You know, they just don't get
away with any money, they don't get anything.
In fact, all they do is look really stupid.
That's all that really happens. And I mean that's not a good
robbery, like, you don't want towalk out of the bank feeling,

(02:32:43):
like your ego has been crushed. You want to walk out with a
couple million dollars. I'm not a bank.
I don't know why I'm saying thisbut regardless you know they
just really, really got really got me.
They really taught me a lesson. I'm never gonna Flex again
because if you do your neighbor's, might try to rob you
by wearing ski masks standing intheir own front yard, telling
you to give them, give them everything in your wallet.
Wait to go, dude like oh you're so intimidating.

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I'm so terrified regardless, youknow.
So me and my friends go home, we're just laughing about it,
talking about it and then we getthis like notification, it's
another screenshot from their group chat and they're talking
about how they really taught us a lesson and how I cried and how
they got all my money indebted de.
So they're going around telling people that they successfully
robbed me. Like they actually got something

(02:33:25):
out of me, scared. Me and my big friends, how they
just abandoned me because I'm not a good friend, like all
this. Just this just like There's a
certain point of okay. Your ego got bruise because you
didn't get to rob me, whatever makeup that I gave you 20 bucks
or whatever. But to pretend that you made
like all of us cry and that we were terrified of you.
Come on, man. You guys are like five, four.
Let's be realistic here. If it wasn't for the baseball

(02:33:45):
that you probably would have gotten beat up, so like what are
you flexing? You didn't, you didn't rob me,
none of us were scared. None of us were crying and
others were shaking in our boots.
Like you guys are pretending that we were.
So what we decide to do as a collective is go to their house,
knock on the door and just be like, look, can you stop telling
people that you actually robbed me?
Because it's just dumb, like, you didn't.
So we go and we knock on the door and they answer and I'm not

(02:34:09):
even kidding. You, they go.
What, what do you guys want? We have seen you all day.
And in the back, I'm looking in their front door to the left.
There's like this little half wall thing.
The ski masks are sitting there and I go really and I just
pointed the ski masks like, oh no, dude.
We're going on a ski trip soon, dude.
We're in Nevada. There's no snow for 900 miles.
What do you mean? Well we're going on a ski trip.

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Do you think I'm this dumb like you just happened to be in the
same front yard with the same voice in the same height as the
guys who just robbed us and you happen to have ski masks out.
Wow. What a coincidence.
Dude, you might as well go play a lottery right now because
you're gonna win. So whatever.
I'm like look I don't care. I know you guys don't like me.
Can you just stop pretending that you robbed me?
Because like you really didn't like well who told you so I
showed them the screenshots because they keep denying that

(02:34:49):
they even tried like not that wasn't us, I'm not this dumb.
I wasn't born yesterday. You're not gonna give me that.
You didn't do it because I know you did.
Like I'm not that dumb. So regardless finally, they're
like what ever man? Like we just don't like you.
We don't like the flex on like dude, I don't have any problem
with you. I don't dislike you.
I have no beef. You're the ones who are trying
to rob me, I've never fought with you.

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I've never argued with you. They last time I've ever had any
issues with you is when you start issues with me, I'm not
the type of guy to get up in your face.
I'm not the type of guy to like college drama.
You guys are the ones who tried to rob me and then are flexing.
The fact that it went well when it didn't because you didn't rob
me. And of course they're getting
defensive like oh no, bro. Like you don't even understand,
blah, blah. We're not jealous of you and I'm

(02:35:32):
like, I never I never accused you of being jealous of me guys.
Like not once did those words ever come out of my mouth?
I never said that. Why are you saying these things?
Like it's just obnoxious. So, finally after just arguing,
I realized that you can't argue with dumb people.
Like, this is just a tip for Life dumb, people can't be
argued with because they're not reasonable, they don't, you
can't put logic in a dumb person's brain because their
brain just isn't logical. There's no way for them to

(02:35:53):
understand it. So, regardless, I'm like, all
right, whatever. You know, you guys can, can keep
flexing that you robbed me, whatever, dude, I don't really
care you, I guess. Do what you do?
It's kind of obnoxious. You know, we're neighbors.
Like this is awkward. Our parents know what each other
like what are you gonna tell your dad?
Oh yeah, we tried to Rob Ryan and it didn't go.
Well, like our dads are friends.They golf together, bro.

(02:36:13):
Like, wait, what, what is your day?
I just don't understand why he'sso much.
But fine, fine, you're robbing me.
Whatever and I go home and and Ilive the rest of my life and I
don't know what they're doing now, to be frank, I don't really
care, but it was just a funny story of these kids.
Who really, really just didn't like me and pretended to rob me
and then, as if I wasn't just gonna be like, no, you didn't.
I have proof that you didn't because I still have my money

(02:36:36):
and my stuff, regardless to my two big friends that came in
protected me. I do appreciate it.
Like, I wasn't afraid of them, but, you know, two guys with a
baseball bat, definitely is a little intimidating when you're
not a giant dude who can just beat anyone with your mind.
So, thank you to my homies. You guys are good friends.
You guys are probably watching this right now.
So shout out to you. I appreciate you.

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And, yeah, on that note, guys, that's gonna do it for the
video. I hope you enjoyed.
If you did, be sure to let me know in the comment section down
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Subscribe, if you're new and my name is scrubby.
Please don't let yourself get robbed and if you do, just be
sure that they make it up and wear ski masks in the front, you
on, it'll make it way easier to catch them as a cop.
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(02:37:17):
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am and if you are be
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whatsoever, you'll run into yourex-girlfriend the next time
you're anywhere that it's the least optimal.
That's right in the dentist withhis hands and his mouth.
He's gonna be like, hey, meet mydaughter.
And now it's gonna walk your ex and it's not gonna be fun real

(02:37:39):
talk though. I think that's my best one at.
I'm pretty sure that you guys have to press the like button on
that one. So that's the vibe.
Check real talk, though, guys. Hope you're having a great day.
My name is scrubby and today, we're gonna be telling a story
about a crazy ex-girlfriend of mine.
It's been a very, very long time.
Since I've told A story about any of my past relationships.
So this is very special. Hopefully, you guys latch onto

(02:38:01):
this and enjoy it. It might be a little bit of a
longer story, so I'm sorry in advance if the gameplay
eventually transition to like, some crappie Minecraft.
But yeah, without further Ado, let's get into the ex of mine
that a low-key shaved, my initial into the site of her
head as an attempt to get back with me.
That's right. When I say crazy, I really mean
crazy. And without further Ado, let's
get into it. Any boys.

(02:38:31):
Any any boys? Well, I bet you.
There's some of you anyways, boys.
So to get into the story. I'm just gonna give you a little
bit of a backstory. So in high school, you know, you
don't really know a whole bunch about girls before you date them
like personality wise. You just kind of know like their
reputation around school and if they're cute or not, and you
just kind of start getting to know him and like you tend to

(02:38:52):
date pretty quickly. And there was this girl that I
had a couple classes with that Ithought was cute.
And all I really knew about her was that she was vegan.
And listen me personally, like, I eat meat.
I don't know if that makes me a horrible person in your opinion
and like, I guess you can unsub or whatever, but, you know,
Chick-fil-A sandwiches are a little too good for me to give
up. I'm not gonna lie but whatever
if that gets me crap, that gets me crap.

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So I didn't care that this girl was vegan, but I, I was kind of
into her and she was cute. So I thought she was cool from
the little bit I had interacted with her.
So I decided to text her and start kind of A flirting with
her. So, I'm texting her and flirting
with her and like, after one night of texting, she's like,
well, when are you gonna ask me to be your girlfriend?
And I'm like, um, all right, that's a little bit quick, but

(02:39:34):
for whatever reason I was like, dang.
She's really cute whatever. We were clicking really well.
So, I decided to start dating her and I'm gonna say this now,
starting to date. Someone after talking for one
day is, is a bad idea. Like it's just really bad.
I'm telling you right now, thereis never ever in a history of
the world been a time where you rush into a relationship in
good. Things comes out of it, like,
you'll never hear. Well, I met my wife by rushing

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right into it, and not stopping to think what's so ever.
Like, that's never how it goes. So, at the time, I was young and
dumb. So I get into this relationship
for this girl. And we start hanging out a lot,
and I didn't necessarily do a lot of things that I have
learned. Now I've done a video about
relationship advice where I kindof said, like, you gotta do a
crazy check, you got to make sure that whoever you're dating

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isn't crazy and the reason that I know to do that now is because
of this chick like I didn't do aEfficient crazy check.
So all I had known about her. Was that she was vegan.
I didn't realize that she was, like, really, really vegan.
And I discovered that she was really, really, really vegan
when we were hanging out at my house at this way, we had been

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dating for like maybe a week andwe were hanging out at my house.
It was the second time that she had ever met my parents and my
mom had offered her a snack. And she was like, yeah, I am
kind of hungry and my mom by mistake didn't know that she was
vegan and brought in a tray of like, cheese and crackers.
Not even meat cheese and crackers.
And this girl went ballistic andstarted like screaming at my Mom

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calling her and animal murderer,and all this stuff and like Loki
started snapping on my mom accusing her of, trying to
poison her and for whatever reason that was not enough of a
red flag at that point, like after that, she stormed out of
my house after fighting with my mom, which is super awkward.
By the way, you do not know awkward until your girlfriend
and your mom or fighting like that's just not cool especially

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when you know, for a fact that your girlfriend is low-key nuts,
but For whatever reason, like I decided to keep dating this girl
after her. And my mom get into a fight
over. My mom, trying to be nice and
offering her a snack of cheese and crackers.
And like listen, I could understand how that would be
offensive but my mom did not know she was vegan.
Like she had no way of knowing she couldn't eat cheese, dude.

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So this girl went ballistic on my mom and when I mean
ballistic, like she called my mom, some pretty, not nice
words. And in retrospect I should have
ended things there but I was stupid and I liked her, okay,
so, like whatever I'm an idiot, I was thinking with the wrong
head. Anyways, my mom basically after
that is like not, you can't hangout with her at my house anymore
and she didn't want me to date her.

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So my mom like bands me from seeing her which if you've ever
been a teenager in a relationship, never works like
your parents Banning you. From seeing somebody does the
exact opposite like it low-key just makes you want to see him
more so I'm gonna belligerent teenagers.
So when my mom says I'm never allowed to see her again because
she was mean to my mom. I do the only logical thing.
I just start sneaking out to hang out with their at her house

(02:42:21):
and her parents. Um I I really don't know how
else to say this other than the fact like just did not care at
all. Like they just did not care.
There were no rules ever. Like nothing was, there was no
rules and for most people you'relike, yo, that's sick.
Haha, you can go to your girlfriend's house and there was
no rules. But I mean, there was no rules

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to the point where there was like, dangerous amounts of no
rules, you know what I'm saying?Like, she had a bunch of
siblings. She had three brothers, and they
just had no supervision ever in a little boys, with no
supervision. Is just never a bad idea, okay,
I don't know about little girls with no supervision.
I'm assuming it's like not good either, but the only reason I

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know little boys without supervision isn't good because
the first time I come over, the first thing I see is them making
a BMX ramp out of plywood to jump over fire.
That's right let me say that again slowly.
They were making a ramp out of aflammable substance to jump over
fire unsupervised and they were lighting that fire with a can of

(02:43:23):
Axe and A lighter in the shape of something that I can't talk
about without getting demonetized.
All right. Like, so that gives you an idea
of the amount of unsupervised. So I watched them like jumping
over fire on BMX bikes from a wooden ramp, you know, and
everybody's just kind of like standing around looking at it.
So I go inside to meet her family for the first time,

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right? And everything's okay, I guess
like it's a little awkward and we were it's just weird.
And there's no rules in her. Siblings are always getting hurt
and like, they're always asking me to fix their computer
problems. And they're always asking me to,
like, set stuff up on the TV andeventually, as I start to hang
out there more and more, they kind of just start using me as

(02:44:04):
like, a slave to get stuff done.Like, every time I come over,
they'd be like, oh well, you fixthis, will you fix that?
Can you take the trash out? Can you do this?
Can you do that? And listen, like, I don't know
if it's just the way, I was raised, but I'm trying to
impress my girlfriend's parents.So I'm doing all this stuff
because I feel obligated to. And finally, one day, her dad
comes to me and he's Like hey, we took all of our tile out of

(02:44:26):
the bathroom. Can you take it to the dump?
And I mean my I had a truck at the time.
My first car ever was a truck. So like, you know, I'm like,
yeah, sure whatever. And he says, okay great and he
says, follow me. And so we go upstairs and I'm
expecting it to be like boxed up, tile boxed up, ready to go,

(02:44:48):
you know, and we're both gonna move it to the truck and know it
was like they had broken up the tile to get it off the floor,
peeled it off the floor than just left it there and he passed
me on the back and he's like, thanks man and Lee's and he had
expected me to pick up all this tile.
Go get boxes. Bye boxes to load up in my
truck, all of this tile and takeit to the dump.

(02:45:10):
And at the time there was like, I don't know what the deal was.
But for a while here, you had topay to use the dumb and so what
ever, I'm trying to be nice. So I go and I get boxes.
I don't know why I did this, so I go and I get boxes to help
them. Empty this.
So I do it all myself, I do, allthe tile, I put it in the truck
and I go to the dad and I said, hey, I need money for the dump,

(02:45:32):
you know? Like, because I'm not paying to
I, I loaded it all up. I'm not paying and he goes, I'm
not paying you. I'm paying you the price.
I'm paying you, is you dating mydaughter and I'm like, I
literally just carried, like 300pounds of tile down the stairs
and loaded it into my truck and you're telling me you're not
gonna give the money to throw itaway.
Like, I'm doing all of this for free all my time.
I'm here fixing stuff all the time.

(02:45:53):
I'm not asking you to pay me formy time.
I'm literally just asking you topay for the dump and he's like,
no, dude. I'm paying you for dating my
daughter. So um, I went upstairs and I
basically was like to the girl. I'm like, look, we can talk
later, but you're a parents are about to hate me and she's like,
oh my gosh, I'm coughing, I'm sorry, and she's like no, what's
going on? And so she comes down, I'm like

(02:46:13):
listen stay here. So I do the only logical thing
and I take the tile and I just dump it out of the boxes on the
sidewalk in front of their housebecause I had enough like I I I
was nice enough to take it. You like I you left a mess, I
cleaned it up. I went and got boxes.
Like I literally done everything.
All I wanted was the respective you not making me pay to take

(02:46:35):
your trash to the dump and he couldn't do it.
Which this is petty of me. So I dumped all the tile and the
dads like what the hell man. I'm like you can take it to the
dump yourself and I leave and sure enough, as I'm leaving I
get a call. And, you know, my, my girlfriend
is like, what are you doing? Why would you do that?
Oh my God, I'm like look whatever we can talk about it
later. So later that night, she calls

(02:46:56):
me and she's like, come by and I'll sneak out and we can talk.
So I go back later that night and she sneaks out and she's
like, my dad hates you. He thinks you're just
respectful. He thinks you're rude.
And I don't disagree. And I'm like, all right, well,
you don't disagree, and she's like, no dead.
And she starts laying into me about how I'm disrespectful to
her family. Every time I come over, and I
stopped her and I'm like, every time I come over, I'm fixing

(02:47:20):
something, I'm like, repairing, something, like, I don't know
what you would want. Me to do, I take all this tile
out of the bathroom for your dad.
All like a lot of time, like it's heavy, you know, carrying
it up and down stairs. Like it's not fun to do it, I
didn't complain I didn't say anything.
I didn't want to spend my day doing that.
I didn't want to have to go get boxes.
What? Anything I had to do all I
wanted him to do was pay for taking the trash out.

(02:47:42):
I didn't expect him to pay me for my time.
I didn't expect him to pay me for anything else.
All I wanted the respect of not making me pay to take his trash
out which I think is fair. And if you're watching this
video and you're like, you're a petty idiot, you should have
kept your mouth shut then screw you, I don't care.
And as I'm explaining this all she puts her hand over my mouth
and tells me to shut up. And then says, like I know I

(02:48:03):
should have never dated a meat eater.
Yeah, the vegan thing comes backup and lays into me about how
it's ridiculous that I owned dogs.
When I eat meat, I might as wellcook my dog's because that's how
little like care about animals which, like, listen, all you
vegans out there, you know, yourvegetarian.
I'm not gonna disrespect you, okay?
You know, some of you are, Into the same way, there's some

(02:48:24):
YouTubers that are cringe like there's some bad people in every
group. But to tell somebody that like,
they might as well eat their dogbecause they enjoy a hamburger
is the most ridiculous thing that I have ever heard in my
entire life. All right, a cow is never
cuddled me on the couch. And on top of that, you want to
know what else I've liked by dogs.
Okay. I rescued both my beagles.

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I have a puppy. I'm raising right now, I love
dogs. I take good care of dogs.
I would never eat a dog like to tell me that I don't love
animals because I've eaten a hamburger is stupid.
So, whatever, she's telling me that I'm a meter and that I'm a
moron and like, I'm an idiot, just generally being insulting
into me. And she's, like, we're done and
after tearing into me and her family, and all this stuff.
I'm like, all right, we're done.Fine.

(02:49:06):
So, I take your home and I drop her off and I block her number.
I don't hear from her, right? I, I don't hear from her at all.
I block her on everything. Keep in mind at this point, like
I thought with their dad over this tile.
She's called me. A horrible person.
She's accusing me of like I might as well eat my dog because
I'm a horrible person. Like all right, fine.
If you think I'm a horrible person, then you don't want me

(02:49:27):
in your life, it's that simple. So I block her because I can
just tell it's gonna be drama, and I don't want the drama.
So I don't hear from her for like a week and one day I'm on
Instagram and I go to check my message requests and there's a
username that's basically, like my name and her name combined.
Like, it's like a pet name for our relationship and I open it.
And it's a photo that's blurred and I'm like terrified to unblur

(02:49:50):
it, obviously because you never know what it's gonna be like.
You never know what the crazy ex-girlfriend was going on.
What's going on in their brain. You're never too, too sure.
So I build up the courage and I unblur the photo and I'm not
even kidding. Dude, it's the sight of her head
within our shaved into it. And my name is Ryan.
Like if you're not subscribed, which you should buy the way
because I make videos often and you should love to watch him.

(02:50:12):
And like you don't know any realfear like seeing somebody that
you just broke up with who called you a horrible person
with your initial saved, on the side of the head and there's a
long message attached and I start reading it and it's like
this, Big apology and how she's willing to eat meat for me and
all this stuff, which, like, you're a horrible vegetarian or
vegan, if you're willing to eat meat for your relationship, all

(02:50:32):
right? Like, that's just ridiculous.
So, um, obviously, this girl is now shaved my initial into the
side of her head and like, I didn't really know what to do
because at the time, I was like 16, almost 17 years old.
I didn't really know what to do.And I was kind of terrified at
the fact that this person was literally willing to shave my
initial into the side of their heads.
So I did the only logical thing.She went to another school so I

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realized I wouldn't have to likesee her.
So I just blocked the other account and never talked to her
again. Yep.
She shaved my initial into the side of her head for me to just
never talk to her again. That's terrifying.
Like, if you call me a horrible person and then go, I know
what's gonna make me, you know, they make him feel better if I
shave as initial into the side of head.
Like, that's not what I want in an apology, okay?

(02:51:17):
If I'm dating you'll, you don't need to shave my initial into
the side of your head from me tolike you again.
That's really not what I'm looking.
For. But anyways, guys, that's a
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would be playing hockey or football outside like just a
pickup Game and his team would lose and he would throw a
temper, tantrum and cry and freak out and try to fight
everybody on the other team. Like, basically no matter what
happened, if this kid lost he would freak out and it would
literally just be pick up games in the neighborhood.
No reason for him. The have a temper tantrum

(02:52:43):
whatsoever, but he would literally fight people over this
stuff. And because of that, nobody
really would like invite him to be on their team during
Neighborhood games. He would just kind of invite
himself and play by himself for like just join a team but
because he kind of had angry issues and was constantly trying
to fight everybody. Like we would just kind of avoid
hanging out with them, which I know signs pretty mean.

(02:53:04):
But, trust me, this story is kind of the reason why.
Regardless one week, there was akid on our street who saw this
game on line called Assassin, where, like, you would run
around with highlighters and if you marked somebody on the back
of their calf, with a highlighter than they were, you
know, Assassinated and like that.
That was how you played the game.
And if you got marked, then you were out for the rest of the day

(02:53:25):
and all the kids in our neighborhood were like, wow,
that sounds really fun. And to be honest with you that's
because it is a bunch of fun. Like it sounds really immature
but I'm gonna be honest, it's pretty harmless.
Like all you're doing is markingpeople with a highlighter then
it's a pretty fun game especially when everybody's
pretty into it and like taking it seriously running around
trying to hide from each other. It's a pretty good time.

(02:53:47):
And as soon as he found it, he went around and told the whole
neighborhood and because we werea bunch of nerds, we all
instantly were like, hell, yeah,this is gonna be great.
And people got really, really into it.
You know, a couple of kids started making their own like
brotherhoods because Assassin's Creed was really popular at the
time. So they had like these
collectives basically, a team inthe game and they would kind of

(02:54:08):
Patrol the neighborhood togetherwith certain highlighter colors.
Like I'll never forget, dude, I'm not even kidding.
There was a group of kids who would wear those zip up
Minecraft Creeper hoodies because They thought they looked
like the Assassin's Creed get UPS, you know?
Like Ezio with the hood over them and they had green
highlighters and they would likerun around hunting other kids.
So just imagine hanging out outside and you would see a

(02:54:31):
group of creepers, just chasing a kid down, the street, chasing
him being like, get him with their highlighters in the hand
and the other kids just like running full speed, but
everybody was in on it, you know, like if somebody wasn't
playing, you were just kind of supposed to leave him alone
because that's just the normal thing to do.
You shouldn't just go down. Chasing people who aren't
playing. But of course, the one kid who
takes things to seriously always, who I'm gonna name,

(02:54:53):
Derek for the rest of the story.Time, was just not having fun
with it like he really wanted toplay, but no brotherhoods wanted
them to be a part of him becausehe always took things to
seriously and like try to fight with people.
So everybody was just kind of avoiding having him on the team
and in response to like not having a team to be on instead
of playing the game by himself for a bit by the rules and kind

(02:55:14):
of like getting people to realize that he was willing to
play nice. He just started doing things
that were Absolutely ridiculous for the point of the game.
So as I've said the point of thegame is to just Mark people with
a highlighter, right? Well, he decided since no one
wanted to be on his team that hewas gonna become the best at it.
And the entire point of the gamewas to either get chased down by
people that are faster than you are like, outsmart, somebody.

(02:55:36):
Catch them off guard. You're supposed to basically
have to outplay somebody. But this kid, literally just
started like chasing people downon his bikes.
So you couldn't get away, and then he would run kids over with
his bike. I'm not even kidding like full
speed, he would just hit kids with his bike, knock them over
hurt them, because he would be flying downhill on a bike to

(02:55:59):
chase you down and then he wouldmark their calf and because like
you're injured you can't get himback.
You know, a lot of times there was a little bit of a risk like
chasing somebody down because they could always just be like
tired, you know, and turn aroundand just try to Mark, you back.
And at that point, you're both out, but like, yeah, when a kid
literally runs you down with a bike, While you're hurt on the

(02:56:20):
ground crying marks your calf. It's kind of just an unfair
Advantage. So obviously nobody really
wanted to play with him but likewhenever you were outside
playing he would just do it. You would just be minding your
business. Going to check the mail or
something and hear this guy would come and just run you over
with his bike and Mark your calf.
So obviously nobody really likedplaying with him but he thought

(02:56:41):
it was totally cool because oh I'm winning you know like you
guys are just hating me because I'm winning and listen.
Sometimes people are gonna hate you when you're winning dude but
not, it's pretty understandable.Why all the kids in the
neighborhood were not giant fansof having just some Rogue dude,
running around running everybodyover and the name of like
winning the game because it's just not that deep.

(02:57:01):
So obviously that made everybodyhate him even more like that
made. Everybody really not want to
hang out or be doing anything with him ever when he started
doing all that garbage. And obviously there's gonna be
some people in the comments likemaybe that's why he was mad but
yeah not you don't get the invite after you start running
people over. And what makes It even worse, is
this kid was a little bit older than us.

(02:57:22):
Like we were probably, you know,11 12 at a time and this is like
a 14 year old running over 10 year, olds on his bike to win at
a game. It's just not cool.
He was definitely, definitely inthe wrong and I'm not gonna feel
bad for like telling the story, but regardless, that's just what
was going on. He was like, running people over
with it. So, imagine this dude taking
this game so seriously that like, when everyone else is

(02:57:44):
trying to play normally, he's running people over with his
bike, going and saying to win and it's just not that deep.
Like it was just supposed to be a fun little variation of tag.
That's really all it was supposed to be.
It was never supposed to be anything more than that.
So there's no reason for him to be trying this hard because
there's not a prize. Like I can even understand, you
know, him sweating, this hard running people over if there was

(02:58:06):
money on the line or like a trophy even because YOLO some
people take stuff that like thata little bit too seriously and
I'm not gonna be the one to tellhim that like there's no reason
to chase it if there's somethingto win.
But yeah, when you're trying as hard and actually, People for
nothing, they're just annoying. And regardless one day we're
just all outside playing and I had a blue highlighter in my

(02:58:26):
hand and I see Derek and he's inmy front yard like hiding.
In this bush. We had this big bush in our
front yard and our house at the time was on the corner.
So it was kind of like a good vantage point.
You can kind of see where everybody was and where
everybody was going. So for the purpose of the game
hiding in that bush was pretty good.
So, I see Derek in the bush in my front yard.

(02:58:47):
So, you know, I'm obviously like, hey, here's my chance to
sneak up on him because he's in my front yard and he doesn't
realize that he's sitting right in front of the gate from the
backyard and our backyard had a gate on either side.
So it would be pretty easy for me to like go in one side of the
backyard and sneak up on him on the other side of the backyard.
And because he's always a jerk, I wanted to get him out, so I

(02:59:09):
basically decided to do it. So I'm sneaking through the
backyard and I'm tiptoeing like Cooper.
I'm just doing my thing and I'm staying silent to get behind him
without him knowing so He's sitting in this bush to get a
view of people coming by kind oflike some ghillie suit energy.
And one thing you gotta know about him is he was constantly
bragging about the fact that nobody had ever been able to get

(02:59:29):
him out before. And the reason nobody had ever
been able to get him out before is usually when he would tag
people, they were like injured on the ground crying.
So yeah, they were not really focused on marking him back.
So I knew that like, when I had snuck up on him, he was gonna
get pissed because it was literally his main bragging
Point, whenever he was talking to anyone, how good he was at
assassin. But, regardless, I sneak up on

(02:59:50):
him, I go through my backyard, and he doesn't see me.
So now, I'm standing behind him with my highlighter and he's
wearing shorts. You had to wear shorts to play
the game because obviously, likeif you're wearing jeans, it's
impossible for people to mark your calves.
So he had to be wearing shorts and I just marked him with the
blue highlighter really calmly. And I was just like, boom,
you're out. That's all I said.
I just marked him and said you were out.

(03:00:11):
He's sitting in my front yard inmy bush.
I had snuck up on him and I wasn't trying to fight with
them. I just wanted to get him out not
to mention as Said the game literally responds the next day.
So yeah, I got him but like the next day he's back anyways.
So there really was no reason for him to be upset whatsoever.
Apparently though in his tiny little brain, dude, his

(03:00:32):
primitive caveman monkey brain. He just decided that like,
whatever. There's no way he could be out.
So as soon as I Mark him his response instead of just ah man
dang it and going back home for the day or getting out of the
bush is to spin around and just swing on me and he likes swings
on me. Thankfully, it's pretty slow.
I'm sure it's hard to get a pretty fast punch when you're

(03:00:53):
halfway inside of a bush. Like that's probably pretty
difficult to get some momentum. So I'm able to step out of the
way relatively easily, like, youknow, I'm not trying to pretend
I'm Mike Tyson out here dodging punches.
He punished pretty slow. And I like back out of the way,
obviously, and I'm caught off guard, considering.
I didn't scare him. I didn't like talk, trash and
jump on him. All I did was reach out and just

(03:01:14):
Mark the back of his calf with this highlighter.
And just say, you're out, I was not trying to throw hands and
But he just turned and swung on me for no reason, regardless
after he swings on me, I take a step back and I just tell him to
chill out obviously, because I'mnot trying to fight over this
game, dude. Like, if I'm gonna fight you
over anything, it's not going tobe the stupid game that we all
learned off YouTube in our playing and like, you're

(03:01:36):
literally sitting in my front yard.
Dude, I don't know what you wantme to do.
So I just tell him to chill out and he starts screaming about me
about how it's cheating to do, what I just did.
And like, I'm a cheater and whatnot and I'm obviously
confused because I didn't do anything to cheat.
All I did was sneak up on him soI start asking him to explain
how I'm cheating and he just kind of starts stammering and
doesn't actually have an explanation.

(03:01:56):
So I start being like look, dudeyou don't even know how I
cheated. Look how dumb you look right
now. Like you're accusing me of
cheating and you don't even knowhow I cheated.
Do you understand how ridiculousthat makes you look and
obviously, that just pissed him off more?
But that was kind of the whole point and he just keeps
screaming about how I cheated and he is going to get revenge.
And apparently, it's against therules to sneak up on people,
which keep in mind, the game is literally.

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Called Assassin. That's like the entire point is
to sneak up on people to get ridof them.
You know, it's not to be a supernice guy and like strap a siren
to the top of your head and haveit blaring.
Here, I come, here, I come here,I come, like, yes, in a game
called Assassin. There is an aspect of the game
where you're just supposed to sneak up on people.
I don't even feel like that's supposed to be rocket science,

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but we're in my front yard and he's screaming at me.
How I'm cheating and whatnot andhow I'm ruining the game and
blah, blah, blah, and making it unfair.
So all the other kids that are outside, start kind of like
coming over, just to see what's going on because he's making
quite the commotion and he's freaking out in like, trying to
fight me. So as kids start coming into the
neighborhood, he kind of realizes people are watching.

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So to look cool. He like tries to tackle me and
I'm trying to get him off of me so we're fighting but not
really. It's kind of like that half
wrestling half, punching each other fighting and a bunch of
kids are around us. And finally, I like throw him
off me and some other kids kind of hold him back.
He wasn't a very Big kids. So I think he just more tried to
tackle me to try to look cool. And so now people are holding

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him back and he wasn't really like saying anything.
Wow, we were fighting. But as soon as people were
holding him back, he starts being all tough which, you know,
people love to do that. Dude.
Like, once they're being held back, they start talking a bunch
of trash, whereas, 30 seconds ago, when they were actually
fighting you, they were saying nothing.
It's just a little ridiculous, but he starts spewing all this
nonsense about how, like, oh, I'm gonna get revenge on you and

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my dad's gonna teach you a lesson and I'm really gonna
regret this and whatnot and he hates me and like, listen, I
understand after a fight, you'rea little bit emotional, dude.
But wow. Oh no, you're gonna threaten
that. You and your dad are going to
teach me a lesson and get revenge because I tagged you
with a highlighter dude, like it's really not that deep.
I was just playing the game the way it was supposed to be

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played, I saw you sitting somewhere and knew that there
was a chance for me to get you out.
So that's exactly what I did. I don't understand why this kid
is so pressed. It Me literally just playing the
game. The way it's supposed to be
played, but he's freaking out. And then his friends are like,
holding him back in half. The neighborhood is just sitting
there watching it. And once his friends took him

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away, which they did after a bit, everybody was kind of
coming up to me and being like, yo, good job.
Like that guy's such a jerk, no one's ever got him out before,
like, good job. So most of the neighborhood was
pretty happy that I had snuck upon him, and gotten him out, but
him and his friends obviously like, soaked away and they
weren't really friends with them.
You know, they were just the older kids, that didn't want to
look weak by like sighting with a lot of the younger kids

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because they didn't really play with him either.
Like, as I said, the Derek kid was a little bit too extreme for
anyone to really be hanging out with, but they just kind of
like, you know, thought that because he was older, he was
cooler than everybody. But one thing that all the other
kids in the neighborhood were saying is that like I should be
a little bit of him getting revenge because every other time
he had said that he was gonna, you know, get back at somebody
in the neighborhood. He usually did whether it was

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you know, running them over withhis bike or bullying them.
Like he was just a jerk dude. He was a Jerk and his dad was a
jerk to. His dad was one of those dads
that definitely peaked in high school and was now, like, trying
to live vicariously through his son, you know, giving him tips
on like, how to bully kids because it was the family
tradition. It was a little bit like the
family business. And as soon as they heard that I

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got threatened by his dad, that like him, and his dad were gonna
teach me a lesson. All the other kids in the
neighborhood were like, Highlighters and you got marked

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out because someone snuck up on you and it wasn't fair.
And his first thought is, oh my God, me as a grown man better go
fight that kid, then your dad's just kind of stupid.
And I don't care. Anyways, dude.
Like yeah, sure. He can beat me up but that
really shouldn't matter. Considering the fact that he's
like a grown man, like that. That should just be obvious.
I know that was a little bit of a rant, but I hate when people

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do that. Oh my dad could beat you up.
Yeah, probably I was 11. That's just not a flex
regardless, the neighborhood kids are obviously a little bit
nervous for me but whatever swing around your giant 305 year
old man child as a threat. It's just like the rock beating
me up. It's just not that hard because
I'm a little kid. Anyways, I go about my day just
by being, but apparently the kidis going around telling

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everybody in the neighborhood that like him in, his dad are
going to teach me a lesson and I'm gonna learn the hard way.
So he's hyping it up to everybody but me that, you know,
he's gonna get revenge into my face.
He's acting super nice. Acting like everything is cool.
You You know, oh yeah. Now we're good bro.
You got me. You got me.
Well, played and behind me as soon as I'm leaving.

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He's telling everybody how much he hates me and he's gonna make
me pay. But like as soon as he leaves
they're telling me it's just a disaster.
There are no secrets. This guy thinks he's being
sneaky and he's just not so, whatever.
I'm just expecting his dad to like yell at me for sneaking up
on you which in my defense, you're literally and my yard.
So, I don't know how I could sneak up on you.

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Like, maybe if you don't want people to scare you, you should
be sitting in your own yard in your own Busch, and you know
what? My dog peed in the bush.
He was sitting in any ways quiteoften, so he was sitting in the
push. So, haha.
Jokes on you, you probably inhaled a lot of disgusting
things that my dog peed out. You idiot, whatever, I'm just
doing my thing, not really sweating it, and that night, my

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family is just chilling out watching some TV on the couch
which we did not very often. It was like one of the rare
times we were all together watching TV on the couch and the
way that our living room is situated.
We had like our couch behind us and Behind the couch where these
French doors out to the backyardand we had a basset hound at the
time like he's passed away sincebut at the time we had a basset

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hound and he's just going bonkers at the back door.
Like there's something out there.
So one thing about basset, hounds for anyone who has one is
like, they always bark and go crazy.
It's not a very rare thing for them to just kind of go
ballistic whenever there's any movement in the backyard.
So whenever he would do that, itwasn't, you know, very rare.
So nobody's really thinking anything of it.
But for whatever reason, he justkeeps going crazy at the back

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door over and over and over again, even more than normal.
So, finally, my dad gets up to go see what he's barking at
because he just won't stop. And he sees two people on the
back patio, like, hiding behind the patio furniture.
And the way that the patio at the house was, there was like
this fan with the light on it, and they're in the light

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crouched down Behind These patiochairs.
But the patio chairs are the type that are like plastic, and
really small. So it's a grown man and what
appears to be like Teenage kid, just hiding behind our patio
furniture and that's what my dog's been going crazy at.
So, obviously, my dad tells my mom to, like, stay here with me
and my brother, and he opens thedoor and just yells, he's like,

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what are you doing out here? And both of the people stand up
from behind, the patio furnitureand just take off running.
But the backyard as I've said, has these fences on either end
and for whatever reason instead of opening the fence and
continuing the run, the grown man goes to like, jump the fence
but fails but he's already moving so fast that he just kind

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of like body slams into the sideof the fence.
And it makes the noise that you know slimy into a fence, does
that metal like sound and he kind of slams into it and falls
on the ground. And the teenage figure is just
kind of standing there looking down because I don't know
whenever you see like a grown man to slam his body into the
fence, it's probably just a veryconfusing thing.
So obviously my dad runs over atthat point in like pins down the

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guy who's just standing there. Laying there.
Now after he slammed into the fence and we have the Scooby-Doo
moment where like the mask gets pulled off, they weren't wearing
masks but pretty soon, it's found out that it's Derek and
his dad and they're like, we canexplain, we can explain and they
start trying to tell my dad thatthey were gonna wait in the
backyard until I came out later with the dog and then, they were

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gonna Mark me for the Assassin game.
Dude, this grown man, and his son were literally just sitting
in my backyard hiding behind my patio furniture, which as I
said, was just plastic chairs, dude.
I don't know if they thought that was like a good hiding
place or that I wouldn't have seen them or something, but they
were sitting in my backyard waiting for me to come out side.

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So that way they could beat me at the neighborhood game to get
revenge at me for tagging. A kid who was hiding in my front
yard like if that's not the justmost pathetic grown man thing
you've ever heard ever this dudeis a father and him and his kid
were like, hey it's a Friday night better, just go sit in
someone's backyard. Find some lawn chairs and hope

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for the best definitely, no way that makes us look pathetic
whatsoever. Not realizing that not it just
makes them look super, super creepy.
And my dad just kind of looks athim and is like, well what if he
didn't come into the backyard and they say that they would
probably have just come into thehouse.
And tag me, this dude was reallyabout to Stage a home invasion
to get revenge on me for gettinghis son's calf with a

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highlighter, bro. Like what did he think?
My family would have done if allthe sudden these people dressed
in black just stormed into the house.
While we were all watching TV, grabbed me and just started like
like hitting my calf with something that they didn't know
what it was sure. It's only a highlighter and
they're playing a game. But like, do you think my
parents know that dude? Do you think my parents have any

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clue? What's going on?
If you just run into my house playing this game, and that's
how you get a felony charge because that's literally home
invasion. Some parents just won't let
their kid take the L and trust me.
If you're ever at the point where like you're about to do a
breaking and entering home in Vision and interrupt some random
person's family time with their family because your kid lost at

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a neighborhood game, you're one of those people and you should
probably just chill out because that's not going to teach your
kid, anything, dude. Like, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Dad this kid tagged me. I know son.
Let's Go hiding his backyard andbasically do a home invasion.
That'll teach him, never to tag you again.
It's like, nah, bro. It's just gonna make everybody
aware of the fact that you're a crazy person because that's what

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crazy people do. Like, only really, really crazy.
People are ever out there. Oh, hey, what's Poppin?
I'm just here. Let you know that I've been
waiting in your backyard for three hours because you're 12
year old kid was playing a neighborhood game, and beat my
son at it, even though my son isconstantly breaking the rules
and hurting other people. Like, you know, it would be one
thing if I cheated or didn't anything dirty.

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But I just beat the cheater at his own game, bro.
And it's not even cheating. As I said, I don't know how it's
against the rules to sneak up atsomebody and a game called
Assassin. Anyways, after that garbage
explanation, my dad ends up telling this guy and like No
uncertain terms that if he ever comes around the house again,
he's gonna call the cops after yelling at him that he's out of
his mind and like he had the mind to beat him up and all that

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and whatnot, which I know some people in the comments are gonna
be like, oh, violence is never the answer, but I don't know if
I'm ever a dad and like a grown man is hiding in my backyard
trying to like bait my son to come outside so that way he can
tag him for a game and teaching his son that it's okay to do the
same. Yeah, my response would probably
be silly because like, that's insane dude, I don't know why.

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Some people just do horrible things with their kids and then
are all surprised Pikachu. And they turn out that, like, if
you teach your kid, not the proper response to someone,
pissing them off is to wait in their backyard.
You can't be surprised when you're a kid, inevitably goes to
prison because you know it's just a matter of time until he
does that to the wrong person orsomething.
Worse happens to your son. Let's be honest like if you're

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in certain States. Okay I'm on the west coast, it's
not happening and you're in Texas or something that's a
dangerous game to be played and I would just not want To take
the gamble, which I it's just not worth it, dude.
But yeah, basically, I had a grown man, stalking me because I
beat his kid at the marker game.And literally told my dad to his
face that he was willing to justbreak into the house in the

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middle of us all watching TV to get me out, if it meant that it
would make his son look better in terms of the neighborhood and
what's even crazier than that islike they his plan was to just
go tell everyone in the neighborhood that they did.
That he didn't expect every other parent to be like, oh my
God, you're a crazy person. And not want their kids playing
with his kid anymore. He just thought everyone would

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be like, ah, yeah, that's a perfectly normal valid response
to a neighborhood game. Anyways, after that, the dude
kind of got the hint and then ended up staying away which, you
know, I my dad's not like very scary but yeah, it's probably a
wake up call when you're like tackled on the ground late at
night in the middle of someone else's backyard with your kid
getting yelled at because you took the highlighter game too.

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Seriously, I don't know if he was just too embarrassed or like
real. SD was a grown man, maybe a
little bit of both, but they never came around after that.
But the bad news is the game. Also ended up stopping after
that, because once all the otherparents heard about what
happened and like the incident, they obviously just didn't want
their kids getting involved because the last thing they
wanted is, you know, parents fighting all over the place and

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whatnot. And that Derek kid still was
taking it seriously. Like after it came out that his
dad came over and basically was trying to break into the house
to get me, nobody wanted to play.
And then kids started telling their parents about Derek like
running them over with bikes andwhatnot and showing them all the
road rashes. They had and parents really
weren't cool after that, becausethey just thought the game like,

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took things too far, which really sucks because the game
was a blast. It was literally just that one
kid that would take it too far and he really just had to ruin
it for everybody. So Derek, if you're watching
this in a, you know who you are,thanks for ruining it, bro.
You we had a great time. And so you showed up and you
know, I hope your dad is doing better no longer.
Trying to hunt kids down to beatthem at neighborhood games, bro,

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because he probably needs a therapist or something.
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I know I am. If you guys are then, trust me,
it's about to get better becausetoday, I have a pretty good
story time for you guys. Basically one time.
Me and my friend had to like low-key kind of stock his dad
for a bit to figure out what he did for a living, because he was
acting super incredibly sketchy about what he did.
And my friend, really just wanted to know.

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So, you know, we kind of James bonded and felt like Ninjas for
a bit. So I figured you guys would
enjoy the story. So yeah, press the like button
or no joke, no scam. You'll get visited by a ghost
and let's get into it. Tell you.
All right, ladies and gentlemen what's Poppin and pop and I had

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a friend in high school who you know, not that it mattered but
his parents were kind of crazy crazy rich.
Like they were the type of Rich dude where he had a bowling
alley in his house at one point before they moved to a different
one. Like his parents were kind of
loaded, it didn't matter. That wasn't why I was friends
with him, you know? But it was just like something

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that was a factual statement. The one thing that I guess was
kind of weird about it was that he had no clue what his dad did
for a living which wasn't too weird I guess for him not to
know but obviously there's a reason this video is a thing
now, you know. So we decided that it was a
little weird and wanted to get to the bottom of it.
One day I'm in his backyard withhim and we're hanging out and he

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hits me with some weird news. I didn't expect to hear when I
came over that day. He says, that the reason he
doesn't know what his dad does for a living, is that Every time
he asks his dad his dad gets like really weird and sketchy
about it which is a little bit bizarre.
Like imagine your own kid being like, hey what do you do for a
living? And you just start acting like,
you hit a body in a dumpster andlike 1974, dude, you are Ted

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Bundy. They got the wrong guy, like
genuinely man. If your kid asks, what you do
for a living, it's not the time to ask sketchy but regardless at
this point, he hasn't told me what he's done that sketchy.
So I'm like, okay well can you explain to me a little bit
because saying, your own dad is sketch is just a little bit
bizarre and for some reason people in high school tend to
exaggerate their parents. You know, like, oh my god, dude.
My mom is like, literally crazy and she just like won't let them

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stay out till 4 a.m. on a schoolnight.
Trust me. I've been there, you know, I
I've been there. Definitely.
My parents were annoying sometimes, but you get what I'm
saying, dude, I feel like when people are like, dude, my dad's
so sketchy. It's cuz, you know, he doesn't
like Krispy Kreme Donuts, which yes is sketchy people should but
I did want some examples becauseI'm not just trying to believe
this stuff and look like a dumb.Dumb So, he says, a week ago,

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they were eating dinner and he asked his dad, what he did for a
living and his dad like literally chokes on his food and
asked him why he wanted to know so bad and then like Snapped
that it was none of his businessand to not ask again which you
know, is a very weird response to your kid asking what you do
for a living, dude. Hey Dad, what do you do for
work? Shut up kid.
None of your business. I mean, I guess I'm not a

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parent. I don't know how I would react
to my kid asking me what I do for a living.
It would be pretty hard to explain that.
Like I'm just an idiot on the internet but hey eventually,
he'll get used to it but regardless, his dad, like snaps
out of him, you know, but on topof that, he starts telling me
that his dad doesn't really worka lot during the day, he takes
phone calls sometimes, but he leaves at one or two in the
morning to go places, like, you know, once or twice a month and

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that's when he's working, which obviously, is a pretty bizarre
schedule and that combined with the fact that he's acting all
sketchy and, like, refuses to tell anyone what he does has his
son a little bit curious, but itgets even, And sketchy here,
dude, because he's asked his dad, if he has any co-workers
and he said, nope, I'm the only one that works for me, and he

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asks his mom, what his dad does and apparently, she doesn't know
either or like isn't too sure because she gets different
explanations. Sometimes, so, keep in mind, his
own mom doesn't know. His dad doesn't have any
co-workers. He's going places at 2 a.m. and
he doesn't work a lot during theday.
I'm not saying that like that. There's a reason to ever stalk

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your own dad, but if there is, this is a pretty sketchy
situation. Like you can understand why we
were all a little bit suspiciousso he decides he wants to figure
out what his dad does for a living but he wanted my help for
some reason probably because I'mthe only one with crackhead
energy enough to like wake up at2.
A.m. to go figure out some Scooby-Doo stuff because I'm not
gonna lie once you get me curious you know I I've got to

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send it like oh my God. Yeah what if your dad's secretly
is like Pablo Escobar who escaped Columbia and had a body
double? Yes it's very unlikely but I
don't know dude I love Trying toget to the bottom of it.
Figuring out the mystery dye. I'm basically a Shaggy.
I've got the hair for it. You know, I've always got the
munchies, take that how you will, but heck, yeah, I'm down.
So my friend and I decided that we're gonna follow his dad one

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night and see where he goes to work.
You know, I'm doing air quotes. I always do that and I forget
that you guys can't see me and or see me.
Sorry and like I feel really dumb after.
So my bad there were air quotes around work because obviously
there's some sketchy situations Among Us.
So at this point we obviously need a way to track his dad
because we can't like follow himfollow him and I don't live

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there like us backing out of thedriveway at the exact same time.
Kind of defeats the entire purpose of trying to like figure
out what's going on without him knowing and I don't live there
and considering his dad is goingto work at 2.
A.m. I'd rather not have to sleep in
the bushes outside my friends house and just like, wait for
two honks of the horn to know. It's all clear for me to come
out. So we start brainstorming, how

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we're gonna like keep track of his dad you know at night just
to see what's going on. And we come up with At the idea
of using an old iPad touch and or not iPad iPod Touch.
Sorry, like the old ones, the color Generations where it was
like the, the red casing with the white screen, you know,
there was the blue ones, the green ones, all those different
colored ones. Yeah, like we we had one of

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those, that was pretty. Oh, like it was new at the time,
but it was already like a coupleyears old.
And, you know, as I said, my friend was kind of balling out.
So he had a new one and he's like, yeah, we can use that.
And I had a portable charger. So we decided to put that in the
trunk of his dad's car and then,my friend also had a hotspot at
the time, like one of those small ones that the Boomers used
to like hook up their blackberries and we put that in

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the trunk too. So it was connected to the
internet and we added it to a find my friends account you know
with just us and yeah sure like we weren't the CIA obviously
like we didn't have any government funding.
We weren't out here being big brain, massive Geniuses or
anything but for two idiots trying to like follow someone's
Dad. It was pretty impressive.
Okay, for us for somebody who Story times on the internet, I'm

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going to give myself a little bit of credit because I don't
know. I was an engineer for a day.
There you go Mom. I'm not going back to college
but one time I used an iPod Touch to stalk someone's dad, so
there's that. I also don't really consider it
stocking because it was his dad and like it was his idea bro.
It's not like any of this was myidea.
I was just kind of along for theride.
I was like, yeah, sure. I've been roped into stupider

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things, why not? So the first night his dad
doesn't go anywhere the same. Does that happen for like, one
two nights? I don't remember how many nights
it took exactly. But it was probably like two
three nights down the line from us.
Originally putting the iPod in the trunk with like our little
tracking system. Our tracking system after that
though I get a text at 2 a.m. asking if I was ready and I'm

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responding like half asleep because I had my ringer on full
blast and I'm like yeah you know, I'm putting on like my
pants backwards trying to get ready to like go do this thing.
Anyways, but the time he gets tomy house, I'm a little more
woken up and I am excited at this point because like
Seriously when I was a kid I looked up to James Bond a lot
who didn't? He was cool as heck and like I'm
literally gonna be a spy right now.

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I'm about to be an A1 steak sauce.
Level spy going around figuring out Mysteries, dude, maybe
figuring out that his dad is like an evil mastermind Dr.
Doofenshmirtz level villain. That would be pretty crazy.
Wouldn't it? How do you deal with the fact
that your own dad? Is Doctor Doofenshmirtz?
Oh, no. So my friend comes to pick me up
and I asked him where his dad is, and he said he's behind a

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home improvement store, that happens to be blue.
And obviously, that's a pretty weird place to be at 2 a.m.
So we go and we turn off our headlines, like we're creeping
the car insurance enough dude. His dad's car is behind this
shopping center specifically this Home Improvement store, and
there's another car next to it. And this is like a really big
shopping center and the main store in it is this like Home

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Improvement store. So we get out and start kind of
investigating trying to figure out if they're like, hiding
somewhere. Keep in mind, where behind the
store. So there's Is like, you know the
things that they put dumpsters in.
They kind of take these cinder blocks and like use them to wall
off the dumpster so that way I don't know people can't steal
the dumpster who I would, I don't know but you guys know
what I'm saying. So we're kind of creeping around

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and like we start going towards the door on the back of this
building, which is in between the little like dumpster,
building, and the door and in the gap between, there's like
nothing to hide behind. And as we're creeping out there,
dude, the door swings open and we see, like, people coming out.
Like, we hear people coming out,so we turn around, and, like,

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dive back behind the little dumpster building.
I scuff my knee up pretty bad. It was not pretty fun, but
obviously, we like have to hide because there's people coming
out and we don't really know what's going on.
And as we died in the dumpster and start peaking out praying
that we haven't been seen. We see his dad, and like this
ginormous ball, dude, like this ripped tall ball, dude.
Just kind of walking and there were talking.

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And we over here, just a little bit.
So his dad and his dude are talking and we over Here's
something and he says something like, you know, we've got a
couple more buildings and then like, I'll pay you 15,000
dollars for the night now. I don't know about you, dude.
But the idea of a boss making enough money to pay 15,000
dollars a night to somebody working for him is like, pretty
Bonkers to me. Okay.

(03:27:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're cut of themoney.
I'm making a 15 grand like, oh, so they leave and me, and my
friend, get back in his car. And I asked if you recognize the
other dude and he says, no, so obviously, since we're stupid
and teenagers, we start like doing all these crazy conspiracy
theories about it, and we reallycan't settle on a theory where

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like, well, maybe your dad's a drug dealer.
Maybe they launder money. Maybe he's in the mafia like
obviously just coming up with all these crazy theories because
listen, I don't know about you but like come on we don't know
if it's a legal right now but doing it secretly in the middle
of the night with tons of money on the line and like getting
weird about it when anybody asked about it is pretty

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suspect. Year at this point, we are 99%
convinced that his death has to be wrapped up in something
sketchy because he's acting sketchy dude.
And like yeah, meeting in the back of a parking lot behind a
shopping center and like creeping into the building and
coming out and talking about thethousands and thousands of
dollars you're making in a single night, is kind of like
evil villain Behavior. That's how Syndrome from The

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Incredibles. Got his start definitely but
whatever we can't settle on a theory they're just all kind of
floating around and obviously atthe same time we're also getting
a little bit into it because we're like riding the adrenaline
high of feeling like ninjas or spies because we had basically
just successfully done like a little spying operation tracked.
Him down like discovered. All these things hidden behind a

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dumpster. We were feeling pretty cool
about it too. So my friend decides he's like,
look, that was great. But do you mind if we follow him
again and so, that way I can like confront him and ask him
questions. And, you know, I'm like, I don't
know if that's the best idea andhe's like, Ryan, please, please.
Like, I need to know like this. Just Made my curiosity even
worse now. I really need to know and I
don't want to do it alone, so I decide because I'm an idiot that

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like. Yeah, sure why not, what, what's
the worst that could happen? That's always what they say.
Anyways, we commit to like following him again, you know,
figure out what's going on and turn this mystery job into
reality, kind of take it out of the Shadows, like that smash
character that you have it unlocked yet, you just kind of
got to keep it going. Regardless, my friends starts

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telling everybody about his super sketchy dad, because I
think he just kind of, you know,wanted some attention from it
which is fine. No, biggie, like, I get it.
That's why I tell stories on theinternet, bro.
Trust me. And as he's telling people more
and more people are like, dude, I want to come.
I want to help. I want to help and sure enough
by the end of the day we have, like, five people that are
willing to help us. So we're all talking now, when

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you have five people kind of crafting a conspiracy theory
suddenly it's way easier for kids to get like more and more
ridiculous, dude. So we're all just kind of
sitting around coming up with crazy, the Is about what it
could possibly be in the fact that like the dude he was with
was ginormous, didn't help either.
Like if I was ever gonna come upin my head with, you know, oh,

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that's the type of guy that definitely throws people to the
bottom of the lake with cinder block shoes.
Like, it would look like that guy, dude.
It looked like a Hitman Absolution edit, but with
steroid. So, all five of us are kind of
sitting around and obviously, everyone's pretty excited to
like be involved in this becauseit was, it was fun, dude.
Like, genuinely, we felt like wewere spies.
Trying to figure out some big mystery and feeling a part of

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something is cool. Like yeah, I understand
obviously, we were just teenagers doing stupid things,
but that's some of the most fun you could possibly have is when
you and your friends are just like goofing off having a good
time. So for a few nights again,
there's like nothing going on. But one night, we all get a text
and only me and one of their person.
Why? Like the whole five that were
originally were involved at 2 a.m. just didn't check their

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phones, and I can't blame him. I'm definitely a crackhead for
being willing to do this stupid stuff.
But whatever, yeah, I get up at 2 a.m.
Again, to send it and all three of us, end up getting in the
car. I'll skip the details of all
that going down because, you know, we opened the door and get
in the car and this time, we go to his dad's location and it's a
different spot and it's like a small shopping center, you know.

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It's it's definitely not anywhere near as big as the
other one which was like one of the biggest ones in town.
This one has three small stores in it and we see his dad in one
of the buildings with the same guy.
Like the ginormous ball dude that we'd seen him with before,
and they're just kind of standing there talking and we're
in the car, just kind of lookingin through the window.

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Because, you know, we didn't really want to, like, get caught
and my friend decides. He's like, I'm gonna confront my
dad and I I tell him, I don't know if that's a good idea but
before he can listen to me or like, even let me get a sentence
out of my mouth, dude, he just hops out of the car and starts
like running towards the shopping center where his dad is
talking to this dude. So he's just storming towards

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the store. So me and the other kid wanting
to help him like hop out and runafter Him.
So we're all going towards this super sketchy situation.
I'm really hoping that his dad isn't involved in a criminal
Enterprise right now, because I really don't want to end up in a
barrel like the first episode ofOzark.
Like I'm trying to go home and sleep tonight and go to school
tomorrow and yeah. If his dad's involved in some

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sketchy stuff then like all three of us just walking in in
the middle of them doing sketchystuff.
Only one of us is his son, you know?
Like, yeah, he's probably safe. But what's his dad gonna do if I
show up looking like, hello, sir.
I have no reason to do anything here and I have just witnessed
your crime. So my friends swings, open the
door and storms and all mad and starts like yelling at his dad,

(03:32:40):
asking for his explanation, dude.
And his dad pulls out a Glizzy and I'm not talking about a hot
dog, and me and the other guy like a hit the ground, but my
friend just keeps yelling like it's perfectly normal as if this
is just oh yeah. Another Tuesday storming in at
2, a.m. to your dad and he whipsout the Glizzy because he's
like, expecting you to be a robber or something.
And finally, I hear his dad start yelling back.

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Like, it's normal and I'm still on the ground wondering, like,
how the hell we got here, dude, which is probably fair enough if
there ever was a time for me to be like, what, how did I get
here? Now would be the time out of
everything I've done. This is probably the time I was
like I should just not be here. Something about laying on the
ground of like a small little shopping center at 2, a.m. while

(03:33:23):
your friend, and his dad are screaming at each other.
When you could be in bed wrappedup like going to sleep, it's
just not as fun. Dude, trust me, I'm still laying
on the ground and I guess his dad puts the Glizzy away and he
tells us to get up so we do and his business partner when we get
up, looks like so confused whichdefinitely is fair enough.
Like imagine you're just doing business man and like these kids

(03:33:45):
walk in. Oh sorry we didn't mean to
interrupt your secret nighttime business with our Chucky Cheese
birthday party. Where we're pretending to be
spies, that's definitely our bad.
Like, I can't blame them for being annoyed at our president.
And yes, we look like a bunch ofidiots.
Like we run in two of us, kind of like a fall to the ground.
The other one. Is yelling at his dad.
The bald guy is like, what have I done, huh.

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Do you know these kids like, areshould I call someone?
Is this allowed. So, I'm just kind of taking in
the scene and I realized that, like, obviously we are not
supposed to be here. We're in the middle of vape
store, right? Which definitely is not my
normal type of store. I actually don't Vape if you do,
I guess power to you. It's just not my thing.
We're gonna vape store man, and we're looking around, there's

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the bald guy who looks confused,there's me, the other kid who
definitely are terrified now because we just thought we were
about to get blab, there's my friend who's still looking
pissed, his dad and then hers isdead.
Who looks so pissed, man, like, he genuinely is looking like the
anger emotion from inside out. You know, the red guy where his
head is like popping off at all times.
That's how angry he looks man. And my friend is still pressing

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him, like, even with this much anger on his dad's face.
He's like, I want to know what you do for a living.
Like you have to tell me I'm in title to know.
Blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, really getting Up
in his dad's face about it. And, you know, it's not
something I would do. But his dad is like, oh, you
really want to know? Like, do you really want to
know? And my friends is screaming.
Yes. And his dad rolls his eyes and

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he starts like talking with a lot of sass in his voice.
You know, like an old man who was about to make his son, look,
very stupid levels of SASS. And once your parents starts to
get condescending, it's always terrifying because, you know,
you know it's about to hurt and he starts explaining this like
all pissed off and he's saying that when I was your age and
he's pointing at his kid, I knewI wanted better so I started

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saving. And when I was 25 I bought a
commercial property which for those of you who don't know what
it is, it's basically a shoppingcenter and then like you rent
the shops out to businesses to make money back on the
investment. It's a pretty good investment,
you know. And he says that since then, he
kept working really hard and kept investing and buying more
and more, and now he has 15 different shopping centers and

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Commercial developments that he owns.
So he doesn't have to work, which would explain obviously
the fat stacks. Of cash. 15 commercial
properties is a quite a hefty amount of bands, but beyond
that, dude, it would also explain like, like we're always
behind shopping centers or in shopping centers.
It's because he owns the building the Home Improvement
store was in and he owns this thing with the vape shop.

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And at this point, we're all feeling very, very stupid for
doing this, you know, all the conspiracy theories that we had
been coming up with like, obviously now looks stupid
because when you hear the real explanation, it's hard to
pretend that. Oh, maybe he's with the CIA and
they're finding aliens makes anytypes of sense because this is
way more logical. The only thing still bugging us.

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Obviously is like why he's doingit in the middle of the night
and his dad says that this guy is an old friend that used to do
all the inspections for his building but now he has a day
job running his own business. So he's doing this on the side
for like money and since he's always helped him, his dad's
willing to do it since it's the only thing he still has to do.
So I guess his friend did property inspections and at

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night, there's no one In the store.
So it's easier to do it and he runs his own business.
So my friend is like okay well then why do you act so sketchy?
Whenever somebody asks, what you're doing?
Like, why does Mom not know why do I not know what you do for a
living? Like, isn't that a little bit
bizarre to you and his reasoningwas that he didn't want his son
to be lazy and think that money was super easy to make.

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And because he knew he wasn't busy all the time.
He thought if he like explained to his son, how this work, that
his son wouldn't ever develop a work ethic and he didn't want
his son to be like one of those rich kids that was spoiled.
And, you know, that that's pretty admirable to me,
considering how many spoiled rich kids I've bumped into
throughout my life? Dude, the idea of one of the
parents being like, no, I don't want my kid to turn in a

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terrible version of everything that I once hated.
Yeah, it was pretty refreshing. I'm not gonna lie.
But, anyways, at this point, we all feel stupid.
Dude, we have a huge amount of egg on our face, but what ever?
I apologize in his dad, obviously, like kind of forgives
us with is still pretty weird about It and after that, you
know, as much as I would love tosay the story as a happy ending,

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like our friendship kinda ended after that, just because it was
super awkward to go to his house.
His dad didn't really like me after that and I can't blame
him, dude. He thought somehow that I wrote
his son into it, not the case, dude.
Not my idea, not my idea at all,but whatever, you know, don't
cry over spilled milk. Not to mention, I did kind of
get to be a spy for a bit. So that was cool, you know, plus

(03:38:27):
five experience for me, but whatever dude.
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I have a story time for you guys.
That is pretty entertaining about the time when I was for at
the water park and this dude's dad.
Literally tried to fight me. A grown man.
Fighting a 4 year old Realty, should be pretty entertaining
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If you all right, guys. So as I said, today's the story
time of the time, someone's Dad tried to fight me.

(03:40:13):
When I was a little 4 year old kid at the water park, which is,
genuinely insane. All right, I'm not quite sure if
there's anything that could makeme.
Want to fight a four year old. But regardless, I guess
sometimes in life, it happens dude.
Kids can get under your skin, you just gotta throw it out in
the middle of the public park show, everyone who's boss.
So there's this water park in the neighborhood, park by my
house. And when I was a little kid it

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was basically the coolest place to be ever because I was a
little kid and it was a cool water park.
There were these two like water cannons on it that were super
sick. They were on the swivel tours
and they came out of the ground and they had pretty good water
pressure and the theme of the water park was like, pirate
themes. So on the ground was like a
painting of a pirate ship in theCannons were where the Cannons

(03:40:54):
were supposed to be. There wasn't literally like a
plastic pirate ship. Okay.
It was a public park but, you know, I could use my imagination
because I was a little kid. So, whatever little kid me would
go there, you know, I was rolling around as the pirate.
God, Johnny Depp in it, somebodycall me Captain Jack Sparrow
because I was up in The Vibes and obviously, one day, I'm like
begging, my mom to take me to the water park.

(03:41:14):
I'm really trying to just get out there and play pirate, dude,
I'm bored of being inside and she relents, and she takes me to
the water park, and we pull up and I immediately run over to
the water cannons. But when I get over there,
there's like one kid who has hishands on both cannons on one
time. Like, it's literally one kid
doing the Spiderman stretch to, like, pull the both water

(03:41:35):
cannons at once. This dude is literally
recreating that scene from Spider-Man when he's trying to
hold like both the pieces of theboats together with his webs and
he's like, ah, freaking out. Tom Holland.
Being ripped people say, I look like Tom Holland Instagram at
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literally full stretched to be touching both.
Like, we're both little kids, you know, for your old.
So this dude is literally almostfull Eagles spread to be

(03:41:57):
controlling both Cannon's at onetime, and it doesn't look very
comfortable like it. Looks like somebody tried to do
the splits. That's never practiced it
before, you're not quite sure ifthey're just stuck like that or
you know if they just not sure how to get out of it.
I genuinely just didn't know if this kid even meant to try to be
controlling both. So obviously, I do The Logical
little kid thing and I walk up and ask for a turn on one so my

(03:42:19):
imagination can get to pirating and not looking at this kid.
Doing some weird yoga moves to try to control two water cannons
at once. And even then man, you ever
heard the saying that like no one man should have all that
power, dude. I'm just saying no one kid
should control two water cannons.
That's a little too much power for one person.
My goodness presidents. Get corrupt enough.

(03:42:40):
And we're gonna give somebody the power of both water cannons
on the pirate ship. I think that's gonna lead to
somebody with some serious ego issues.
The kid just looks at me with this face of disgust man and I'm
gonna be honest, it looks like Ijust asked him to sniff a rancid
fart. Like not like I just asked for a
turn on a water cannon, he's looking at me.
Like I just asked him the most Insulting degrading question,

(03:43:03):
ever. And I literally just asked if I
could have a turn on one of thembecause he's got his hands on
both of them and he's just kind of sneering at me at this point
and he snaps, and he's like, this is my Park, and I need to
get out of this way. Because he's playing with them,
and they're his and he doesn't have to give anyone a turn,
which like, all right. Okay.
That's a little bit rude. You know.
I may have only been four, but even I realized too obvious

(03:43:25):
things about this dude. Hey, he was rude and his breath
smelled, like anchovies, like, how you gonna be so young and
have such awful breath. Dude, you're four, you have the
teeth of a crackhead. I know those are your baby
teeth, but Jesus, dude, like it,take better care of him in B
Parks. Could it be owned by one person?
Like, even if you were a cool kid, okay, you didn't own the

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park, that's not how it works. Even 4 year old me was aware of
the idea of public properties. So you know obviously at this
point I'm looking at this kid hugging both water cannons.
He's just kind of being a jerk saying he's not gonna give me a
turn and then saying that he owns The park which I know for a
fact, isn't true. And I'm like, dog.
It's just not that deep. Just give me a turn on the water

(03:44:08):
cannon. So, I point out the obvious
which is that he didn't own the park and that he really had no
right to, like, be hogging both water cannons and you know if
you've ever talked to somebody who's just being a jerk, the
problem with like pointing out the obvious or The Logical
things is they're not logical people.
Dude. They're just built with brains
that don't work, right? You know, you could be like,

(03:44:28):
hey, you eat milk with cereal and they'd be like, no, I eat my
Apple Jacks with orange juice, like, they're just weirdos, it's
just not a very good system. And when I tell him that he
doesn't own the park and he has no right to be hogging the water
cannons. Dude, he looks at me and I can
tell immediately that he did notlike that statement.
What? So ever.
So he decides that he's just hadenough of me.

(03:44:50):
So he goes to blast me with bothof the water cannons at one
time. And like I said, he's kind of
stretched out and he has his hands on both of them.
So it's a pull them into us, he has to, like, cross his arms,
you know what I'm saying? Like he has to All inward.
So he does it with some anger behind it.
Like he's trying to teach me a lesson.
So he pulls in his arms to like cross the midward and they swing
inward with a bunch of speed andwhen his arms crossed inward,

(03:45:13):
the Cannons come in and they could turn almost like 180
degrees ish not 360 and it just blasts him right in the face
like both of them. And one of the Cannons just
shoots right up his nose and I'mnot gonna lie, you know, for a
public park. These cannons did have some
pretty high water pressure so he's trying to act all cool.
He swings these cannons around blasting himself in the face.

(03:45:36):
One of them blows right up his nose which I'm sure did not feel
very good even just swallowing water down the wrong pipe.
Doesn't feel good. Getting water up your nose.
The few times I've done, it doesn't feel good.
Now, imagine a water cannon justblasting it up your nose when
you're completely unprepared forit.
Dude, blasting him in the voice.Her face Point Blank, my bad.
I can't talk. So after blasting himself in the

(03:45:57):
face and shooting water up his nose though, there was these
little like rubber stopper. Things on the Being part of the
can and that prevented them fromspinning 360, you know, like
they were just these riddle rubber grommets that were
supposed to gently kind of Bounce the cannon back the other
way if you were swinging them well, because this dude had
like, literally yanked with all of his little kid, might these

(03:46:17):
cannons are flying, so when theysmack into the rubber stoppers
and said of like, gently coming to a stop, it did what rubber
does, and just kind of like pushed them back out.
Well, because we're little kids,and we don't weigh a whole lot.
When they go flying back out hisarms uncross in the handles kind
of flight outward and it throws him forward.
So all of his weight goes flyingand he faced plants hard like

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he's smacks his face into the ground and it just does the
whole like, you know, when somebody's skin kind of hits the
ground and it doesn't even soundlike a thought anymore, you can
just hear the slap of the air. Just rushing out from the side
of his face as it hits the ground, but keep in mind, he's
somehow is managed to do this all to himself, dude, and I knew
he faced planted hard too because he didn't Right away and

(03:47:03):
like you know usually if you kind of get her in your little
and it's not too bad you just kind of pop up crying and like
oh wow that hurt and he's slowlygets off the ground and there's
like a little pool of blood on the ground.
Not a whole lot of it. And he's holding something in
his hand and it's white, like a little white gem.
It almost looks like he's holding a pearl, but like a
little more rectangle. So, after that, though, he turns

(03:47:26):
and like, growls at me and when he does that, he shows his
teeth. And I remember just seeing this
giant Gap, where one of his two front teeth used to be, dude,
because one of them is gone, he had literally knocked out.
One of his two front teeth by himself, trying to blast me in
the head with water cannons, which, you know, I'm not saying
karma is a thing, but like, no, you can't have a turd in the

(03:47:49):
knocking, out your fund, tooth by face planting after swinging,
the water cannons too hard and it blasting up.
Your nose is kind of hilarious, like imagine how that went down
and it is head. Oh, I'm gonna show this kid
who's boss. How dare you have the balls to
ask for a turn? I'm gonna turn these water
cannons on them and then just blasting himself in the face and
giving them the good old baby tooth removal.
Anyways, he's glaring at me now and I realized that the thing

(03:48:10):
he's holding in his hand, that little Pearl thing is actually
his tooth. Like he's holding his tooth in
his hand and I start laughing because like this entire
situation is ridiculous. I just watched something that
could have won AFV Live In the Flesh.
This dude knocking himself out self-owned to the Max and he
just starts screaming bloody murder Duty.

(03:48:30):
He's not even saying words like you know, when you're a little
kid and you're just hurting, it's just that like that level
of thing, dude. That's what he's doing.
And I see this giant dude, kind of running an hour Direction.
And I kind of figure that it's his dad at this point, because
he's running, like he's hearing his son screaming, which I'm
sure is horrifying as a parent. So, I'm standing here laughing

(03:48:51):
this kid, screaming bloody murder and I'm seeing this grown
man. Just in a full Sprint to us and
he finally gets over to us and obviously he starts asking his
kid what's going on. Because These screaming, there's
a little bit of blood on the ground that he's holding his
tooth, right? And I'll put a disclaimer right
now. I don't blame the dad for being
confused and emotional because obviously his kid is crying and

(03:49:12):
there's blood on the ground, andhe doesn't know what's going on.
Like, I get he's concerned like I'm not a parent, okay, but that
would probably make me a little bit crazy.
If I was, what if my kid was bleeding and I couldn't figure
out what was going on in some other kid was just kind of
standing there laughing like I understand why he was upset.
I don't want anyone to hate him for that.
You're gonna hate him for another reason in a second.

(03:49:33):
I promise, but him being angry at the start is not why?
So, the dad just starts asking what's going on.
And obviously, he doesn't have the detective skills like I do.
So he can't just put two and twotogether and the kid is just
kind of stammering and can't getanything out because, like, his
mouth is hurt because he just knocked out his own tooth like a
moron because he is a moron, butthe one thing he is able to do

(03:49:53):
is point at me like while he's stuttering just but, yeah, if
you had, he's like kind of pointing it at me and I don't
know if he was trying to pin allthe blame on.
Me or what? But the only thing that gets
across is that he points at me. And as soon as the point comes
out, dude, his dad is up in my face.
Screaming at me, asking me what I did to his son and obviously
I'm speechless because I didn't do anything.

(03:50:15):
But like I'm a four year old whodoesn't really know what's
happening in this strange. Grown man is screaming in my
face, so I'm obviously just likeI I because I'm a four year old,
right? And I don't know what's going on
and even then dude, if I do manage to stutter it out, what
is he gonna believe? Oh, your own kid knocked out his
tooth with a water can and I promise I had nothing to do with

(03:50:38):
it. Well I'm the one laughing like
that doesn't sound very believable whatsoever, so I'm
scared. I'm nervous.
And anyways, the dead doesn't believe me and that's fine,
that's understandable. But what he did next definitely,
was not okay or allowed at all. I was wearing a swim shirt
because I was like, a little kidin my mom said that I always
hated getting sunscreen put on, but she didn't want me to get

(03:50:58):
sunburned. So she would just put me in a
swim shirt instead because I don't know.
Now I wear sunscreen but like, yo, when I was a little kid,
bro, I was really not trying to stay still and have like that
cold lotion rubbed all over me. Like anyways, I'm wearing the
swim shirt and I'm a little kid,a four year old in this grown
man. Grabs Me by like the front of my
shirt, you know? Like the color of my shirt and

(03:51:19):
lifts me off the ground with it.Now, I get being mad, bro, I get
being concerned trying to figureout what's going on with your
kid, dude, but if you start lifting up four year olds by
their shirt to threaten them, that definitely means you're the
bad guy in the story, bro. Like, regardless of how much
your kid is crying, I don't knowhow you can lift a four year old
up by the shirt. See the fear in his eyes and be

(03:51:40):
like aha. This is still appropriate.
I am definitely doing nothing wrong.
I don't think I've really described the dad yet so let me
do it now. Since I'm literally face-to-face
with him as he's holding my collar and I've got no way to go
do dude. I'm not trying to stare you,
type 2 hard. But you know the type of guy
that definitely needs to compensate with like a big
truck. He definitely needs to
compensate. He is Early one of those guys

(03:52:02):
like that's him, you know, Facebook didn't exist at this
time but if it did, this guy would be the biggest customer of
those hoodies with the really stupid sayings on the back.
That, don't mean anything. I'm a June man who loves
fighting Bacon, Whiskey and threatening for your olds at the
water park because my son's an idiot, like, he would literally
own. Every single one of those
hoodies I promised, dude. So he's got me by the shirt and

(03:52:25):
we're face to face. And he has these eyes, dude, and
I didn't know it at the time since I've kind of grown up, you
know, the eyes that somebody haswhen they're about to swing on
you like, when somebody's so mad.
There's so fed up that they're about to resort to violence.
That's the look, he has me a four year old dude, and he just
kind of like grits his teeth andsays, I'm gonna ask you one more
time, what happened to my kid? But like, as he's saying that

(03:52:49):
dude, he pulls one of his hands back to kind of like give the
illusion that he's about to punch me in the face and I
really didn't have an answer forhim dude.
And he literally just says he's like, I'm Beat you.
If you don't tell me what happened to my son and he's
pulling his fists back further, like he's gonna punch me in the
face and he literally has me by my shirt in the air and I'm

(03:53:10):
four. So I'm not very tall, it's not
like I can just like you know put my legs on the ground and
run. I'm literally in the air.
There's no way for me to go. He's got me by the shirt.
He's looking like he's about to hit me.
And at this point my life is kind of flashing before my eyes
because of grown man is about tointroduce his fist to the back
of my head and I like the back of my head, never meeting my his

(03:53:30):
fists, like I would just prefer not to have that happen.
So I decided that the only thingthat I can do in the only thing
that I can even think about doing to get out of the
situation, is to just start swinging my feet like a madman,
just trying to hit anything. I can you know like I'm not too
sure if I'm actually gonna be able to get out of this
situation but whatever. I got to try.
So I just start swinging my feetlike crazy trying to hit

(03:53:53):
anything that I can somehow by the grace of God.
Dude, I managed to connect my little light up water shoes
right into his crotch and so obviously as A grown man.
When my foot just like swings into it with all my little kid,
might he just lets go of me and I drop down.
And I decided at that point, that like, I gotta get out of
here, bro. I'm gonna use my little legs to
get anywhere as fast as I can, and I decided to go to my mom

(03:54:16):
because it's safer than floatingin the air with this dude about
to punch me in the face. So I just start taking off.
I'm running through the water park, like a bull in a china
shop, just sprinting, I don't even care where I'm going at
this point. And I look back at one point and
I see, he's chasing me. He is in a full Sprint after me,
dude. So imagine seeing a fully grown
pot belly, man. Just full board chasing this

(03:54:38):
like little kid through a piratethemed water park, very Home
Alone Vibes. I felt like I was Kevin
McCallister remember, when he's like, on the ice skating rink
getting away from the wet Bandits.
I'm not gonna lie. It did feel pretty sick to be
home alone for a bit regardless.I'm running towards my mom and
she kind of had this like camping chair set up on the
grass a little bit away, from the water park.
She could still see everything obviously, but she was just

(03:54:59):
reading a magazine and I Runningfull speed, and she looks up and
she says, hey Ryan and before I even say anything back, dude, I
just wand dive right behind her,camping chair.
Because like, I knew the guy wasprobably still chasing me.
And I just didn't want this guy to be able to grab me
regardless. This guy is still riding my tail
and he's bigger than me and definitely should have caught up

(03:55:21):
with me by now, but the fact that he was like a tubby truck
owner, definitely kind of saved me.
I'm not gonna lie by the grace of God.
This dude was super out of shapeand couldn't outrun a
four-year-old. My legs might have been short
but I was running for my life literally running for my life.
So you know I had to do what I had to do in this dude.
Must have had his adrenaline going or something because he

(03:55:41):
decides that he's gonna grab me by my shirt again and lift me up
but keep in mind he is doing this in front of my mother and
you know that's just probably not the best idea.
Like I'm not saying that my mom is a big woman by any means but
because she's not she's like a really tiny little little thing
but I will say that threatening any kid.

(03:56:01):
In front of their mother is the biggest mistake ever dude.
Like straight up. It was out of a nature
documentary when a mama bear is separated from her Cubs and they
are in danger. This grown man has just run up
and picked up her son by the collar of his shirt, out of
nowhere. She has no clue what's going on.
So she decides that she's gonna just go into Mama Bear mode and

(03:56:22):
she pops out of the camping, chair and literally jumps on
this dude's back and is just screaming at him to put her son
down, and she's beating him. She's scratching him.
She is just like, doing everything she can to this guy,
because she has no clue what's happening.
She has no context at whatsoeverand later on, when I was a
little bit older and we would talk about it, she told me that

(03:56:43):
she genuinely thought he was trying to kidnap me or something
because I just ran over a super scared.
And all the sudden this giant man was like, right behind me
trying to grab me. My mom is on this, dude's back,
attacking him like a banshee. He's still got me by the throat,
like not by the throat, but by the collar of my shirt and she's
just still screaming and This point, people are starting to
look because obviously screamingput my son down and fighting a

(03:57:07):
man in the park, gets some attention because we've all seen
Dateline. All right?
Everybody knows how these usually.
And so at that point people start like coming over to help
but I'm being held up by my shirt with this dude.
Like literally looking angry at we with my mom going bonkers on
his back and finally he sets me down in my mom gets off his back
and runs over to me to check on me asking if I'm okay.

(03:57:28):
And if I'm hurt and all that because you know she really
didn't know what was going on yet.
She just the first thing. She sees this stupid, grabbing
me and my mom's checking on me and the dude is just kind of
standing there watching probablykind of assessing all the
scratch marks he has on the backof his head and like everything
else and I think it that point he finally realized, I'm like a
little toddler dude. Cuz once my mom got off of him

(03:57:51):
and was done checking on me and like turned to yell at him, his
entire tone has changed, he's all like telling my mom that his
kid just got hurt. And he's just trying to figure
out Out what went down, which obviously sounds like a good
excuse on paper but you know, considering less than a minute
ago. You were trying to punch me in
the face to try to get information out of me that,

(03:58:12):
like, wouldn't have made your son, look like a genius in the
first place. And then chased me and like, you
know, threatened me in front of my mom and now you're trying to
act like the United Nations outreaching with the peace
treaty. My mom really was not buying it
too much, and I don't blame her dude.
Like, if I was a parent in anyone, grabbed my kid in front
of me, I probably would not. That would not be not be good

(03:58:33):
and I'm not even saying I'm likea giant tough guy.
Okay. I'm not a fighter, by any means.
I'm just saying, like, people are very protective of their
kids obviously. And I get why the dude was mad,
but you still can't threaten to be a four year old regardless.
This is actually if they're not your kid.
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Let's get back into the video atthis point though.
His kid comes up with another mom and her kid.
And she starts saying that she saw the whole thing and she can
clear it up. And my mom trust her more
obviously, because like, you know, she just kind of seems

(03:59:36):
uninvolved and she just wants toexplain what happened.
So she finally started explaining to everyone that this
kid was hogging the water cannons in that he did.
In fact, somehow managed to knock his own 20000 by himself
with the water cannons. After blasting himself in the
face and the shame on his face when she's explaining this was
hilarious doing like he was so embarrassed that I'm not gonna

(03:59:57):
lie, I would be embarrassed too especially if my dad was like in
the The middle of trying to fight a kid because I'm an
idiot. Dad listen.
I I know you're gonna be mad at me but I kind of knocked out my
own tooth. Please don't fight that child.
Oh my God. Which you know, I will say to
thank God. This lady did see it.
Because if not I would have beenscrewed.
I would have been having people to get to believe to like trust

(04:00:19):
me on this one. That this kid was dumb enough to
knock himself out with the watercannon.
Yeah. My mom was on my side but even
my mom would have been like so you're telling me that this kid
somehow knocked himself out and knocked his tooth out with a
water cannon because he tried tospray you with it.
And four year old me would have been like, yes, so that's the
truth regardless, she keeps telling the story and she

(04:00:40):
finally gets to the point where,you know, the guy almost punched
a four year old, and she starts going in on him, dude, she
wasn't the hero. I expected.
Okay, but it was the hero, everykid who wants to play pirates
with without growing men, tryingto fight them needs.
So she just starts flaming and asking him.
What type of horrible parent? He would have to be to threaten
a child saying. He has to be Of his mind to come

(04:01:02):
to a public place and treat other people's kids like that,
she's just going in on him. She's saying he's got to be a
horrible parent and da da da duh.
And at one point the dude tries to like interject and defend
himself, you know, by saying that I wasn't answering his
questions which is why he had totry to grab me.
So he could figure out what happened to his kid and she
starts flaming that asking him how stupid he would have to be

(04:01:23):
to threatened child. And that I probably wasn't able
to answer him because I was scared out of my mind.
Because the strange grown man was picking me up and yelling at
me, which was basically the truth.
Because I mean, I barely knew what happened.
Dude, I couldn't even read it. This point.
Like maybe just a little bit of reading was going on.
I'm a barely for your old guy inthis dude.
Just screaming at me, asking me to answer his questions.

(04:01:43):
I'm not a criminal, I don't knowhow to get integrated by the
police. So okay, the man finally
realizes he's in the wrong at that point and he like starts to
apologize, but this lady at thispoint is all worked up.
She's all mad that he even had the nerve to defend herself.
So she's just kind of going off in, you know, my mom and I are
just kind of standing there. My mom.
Was holding me because I'm stillscared.
And she starts yelling that like, he better get out of there

(04:02:05):
or she's gonna call the cops andthe second that she mentioned
the cops at all, in any way, shape, or form.
Dude, this guy turned as white as me like as white as a ghost,
he did not look very happy aboutthe idea of the cops coming dude
and he grabs his kid. Not buy the shirt this time.
I guess. That's a right exclusively
reserved for other people's kidsat the water parks.

(04:02:27):
He wouldn't ever grabbed his ownkid by their shirt like that and
he just starts kind of like speed walking towards the
parking lot. If you've ever seen the Malcolm
in the Middle episode where they're wearing like the funny
hats and speed walking that was kind of what it gave me the vibe
of so genuinely based on his reaction to the cops, I'm pretty
sure. Now that he either had warrants
out or like didn't want to explain to the cops.
So I had to fight a four year old for some reason because

(04:02:50):
listen obviously he was gonna skedaddle regardless but like
she mentioned the cops and it looked like she just said
Voldemort and he was Harry Potter, like that was the level
of fear in his face. So He's trying to get out of
there and I'm gonna be honest. I definitely wouldn't want to
have to explain that either. Like there's no way trying to
justify fighting a toddler as a grown man, especially to a

(04:03:11):
police officer. Well, you see officer, you know,
he was kind of being aggressive towards my son.
He was hogging the water cannons, but still, he probably
should have been a little bit nicer in the guy would be like,
dude, you're 37. What are you doing?
This kid. Can't even read like, what's
wrong with you regardless while he's trying to escape, this new
lady is having none of it. And she starts like speed

(04:03:33):
walking after him, just yelling whatever comes to mind to just
get as much attention over thereas possible.
And my mom at this point is likeyeah we're not gonna follow him
because she knew the dude was a little nuts for even getting
into it with like a four year old in the first place.
And she didn't really want to see what happened if we followed
him. So, she just kind of set it at
that point that we were gonna gohome.

(04:03:54):
And I was like, yeah, I'm all right with that.
As much as I love the pirate water park, playing Pirates was
definitely not on my mind. More after that dude.
I was kind of okay with just going home and watching TV for a
while. I will say though, I did get
some sympathy ice cream on the way home.
That was pretty cool and I actually did get Lego Star Wars
because of it, which started my video game addiction.
So, in a weird way, if this guy never threatened to fight me at

(04:04:19):
the water park, I wouldn't be a YouTuber because Lego Star Wars
is what got me into gaming, which is what got me into
YouTube. So in a very roundabout way, a
grown man trying to fight me made my career, wouldn't she
look at that? Always look on the bright side,
guys. However, as much as I would love
to say that that's the end of it, dude.
We actually did end up bumping into him a couple weeks after
all of this went down in Target.I was still a little kid,

(04:04:42):
obviously, but I remember this instance, because it was one of
like, the most bizarre times ever.
Were somebody was horrified in my mom, so we were just kind of
shopping and going around the corner and I'm sitting in that
part of the cart. That's kind of up at the top
where they have little kids sit.Obviously, because I was a
little kid. I don't know why I'm having to
explain to you that the little kid was The little kid part.
Anyways, we come around the corner, and there's this guy

(04:05:04):
there. And he recognizes my mom first,
dude, because his eyes get all white, and he gets all flushed
again or like wide. And he almost, you know, looks
like a bit earlier when that lady said, she was gonna call
the cops like that level of nervous.
And she just kind of looks at him and says, oh, hello, because
my mom didn't really know what else to say.
I don't know. What do you say to the person
who's like, trying to fight yourkid?

(04:05:25):
How do you do so, are you feeling better on this fine day?
Finally, got some anger management classes.
Like, I don't know. And regardless, he just starts
saying like I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
My mom's like, okay. And he literally abandoned his
cart and just starts like running towards the exit out of
full Sprint. Dude.
And my mom obviously didn't likethis guy, but I don't think she

(04:05:47):
was about to call the cops or anything like, you know, we were
just in Target, but this grown, man, abandoned his cart and just
takes off towards the exit and afull Sprint.
Even though nothing really happened after the park incident
like we Didn't really pursue it.Any further, you know, it's not
like we were trying to hunt him down or anything, apparently, it
stuck with him enough to, like strike fear into the soul of his

(04:06:10):
heart that if you were to ever see us again, he just had to
run. I'm not gonna lie.
It was hilarious too. Because like I've never seen
someone being so much fear of mymother, she's not very scary,
she's pretty short, you know, like she's just not intimidating
at all. And to see this grown potbelly
man, that tried to fight a four year old.
Get intimidated by her was just kind of funny because it's like,

(04:06:31):
oh yeah, yeah, you're Mr. Tough guy, when you're trying to fight
a four year old, but once his mom's in the room, you're gonna
run away from us in a Target because you just can't handle
the pressure, dude. All I'm saying is if you're
gonna have like got around fighting kids, you might as well
just all be as much of a jerk tofight their mom because it's
like, no. I pick my battles.

(04:06:51):
I only like fighting for your Olds because they're way easier
to beat up. This is basically what you're
saying. Regardless that was the last
time I actually have seen Him since I mean maybe I bumped into
him since but I'm a little bit taller now.
So I doubt he recognizes me or wants to fight me at this point.
Seriously though, I know this story was a really long.

(04:07:11):
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I am really thankful for every single one of you guys.
This has been a pretty up and down here.
There's been some highs, there'sbeen some lows, I'm pretty sure.
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And today, I've got a story timefor y'all, that I think you're
going to enjoy, that was sent inabout this.
Dude's neighbor that ended up, like, blowing up their own car.

(04:09:42):
I wouldn't recommend doing anything that you hear about in
this video. All right, it's probably not
worth it, but I figured it wouldbe entertaining but before we
get into it, be sure to press the like button.
Otherwise no joke no scam. The next person that moves in
next door to you is going to actlike this and trust me you don't
want that and yeah with Doubt further Ado, let's get into it,

(04:10:03):
nice, racking her ass, Brazilianjust turned 21 on my Banks and
millions where. All right, so I think everybody
has encountered the type of person that feels like they have
the capability to fix everythingthemselves.
And sometimes, you know, people do have the ability to be really
handy. Fix things with ease.
It's just a part of who they are.
My dad is like super handy, Dude, any projects around the

(04:10:26):
house, he wants to do it himself, you know, he has fun
doing it. I'm not the same type of person
like that, but one of my favorite things to encounter is
somebody that like, swears theira handyman swears that they can
fix anything but really as no clue what they're doing,
especially with like Advanced pieces of Machinery, you know?
If I don't know, something aboutsomething complicated.

(04:10:46):
That's okay. I can just kind of admit that I
don't know anything about it, but I guess that this dude's
neighbor that he sent in the story about was not one of those
people. He had bought a car and it was
just, you know, one of those types of cars where you have to
have, like special Show maintenance for it, not super
specialist in like you need to send it off to Italy to get
fixed. But enough, where like oil

(04:11:07):
changes were particularly expensive because it was a
foreign car Hearts were really expensive.
You could only take it to certain garages that knew how to
work on it, that type of thing. And that's just the reality of
owning certain types of cars, you would think you would have
done a little bit of research before, you know, you bought the
car and decided to own it forever.
Like, hey, is this really easy to maintain and take care of but

(04:11:29):
apparently, he just didn't look.And he got so fed up with having
to take it to certain mechanics and having to, you know, deal
with other people having to pay them more to work on his car
that he decided he was just gonna do it himself.
And this guy was in advance, do it yourself or with absolutely
no experience for what he was doing.
The person who sent this in happened to live in a place

(04:11:50):
where like a lot of people have had their homes custom built and
a lot of people pay companies tocome in and build their house
because they don't know how to do it.
But this guy was known in the community for like trying to Do
everything himself, swearing he knew how to do everything he had
this little Shack on this small bit of land.
And while he was building it, hehad actually burned it down
three times because he had insisted on doing the wiring

(04:12:13):
himself and after the third timethere was a fire, you know, they
insisted that he hire an electrician to wire it himself.
And he fought it basically, as long as he could because he
swore he knew how to do it. He had a pond in his backyard
that he was gonna build a drain for and he swore, he knew how to
do it, and it basically just built a drain to flood the
neighbor's yard instead. Like that was the type of know,

(04:12:35):
I can do it myself. This guy was so immediately
whenever he starts telling his neighbor's that he's sick, and
tired of paying these mechanics to rip him off and fix his car
and he's gonna do it himself, hedoesn't need anyone to, you
know, use no fancy tools or special knowledge to fix a car.
He's changed oil. So he knows what he's doing
endless and there's something tobe said for, you know, maybe you

(04:12:56):
don't need to pay a mechanic to change your oil, if you know how
to do that very well. If you don't know how to do it,
I'm not gonna shame you. It is what it is, but like
that's something that's within the realm of possibility.
The only problem is this guy's car was starting to have
transmission trouble and that's just the type of thing that like
if you don't know a lot about cars it's probably out of your
wheelhouse of things. You should fix yourself, you

(04:13:18):
know, my axle broke, I might as well get a piece of wood and
like fix it that way. You know, this certain things
that you don't want to DIY fix, whatever your dashboard looks
ugly. You want to take a crack at
fixing. It yourself by all means, but I
really wouldn't mess with the transmission or like parts of
the engine yourself unless you're a mechanic or something
and just so, you know, why this guy insisting on doing

(04:13:40):
everything himself was super insane.
He was an accountant. So it's not like he's a
handyman. It's not like he works
construction. It's not like he's a mechanic.
He literally just does everything himself and then goes
to his accountant job. So what ever, he starts telling
everyone that he's gonna fix hiscar himself and a couple of the
neighbor's, even give them the advice of like, hey, I wouldn't
necessarily do that. That seems like a bad idea.

(04:14:00):
You're probably gonna mess it upand then you're going to have to
pay someone to fix what you messed up.
But, you know, he's a tough guy,it doesn't matter.
He's gonna fix his car himself. So, whatever, one night, he puts
it up on Jackson, I guess in themidst of fixing his transmission
via YouTube video. He also decides that he's gonna
make some modifications to the car, and he decides to tell

(04:14:21):
everyone about the modifications.
He's gonna make himself, I think, in a way to like Flex
about, oh, look, what I'm gonna do to my car, like, look what
I'm gonna do. He starts saying he's gonna put
in, Austin it because he was a big fan of fast and fury.
Yes, in listen, I like the Fast and Furious movies.
I watched them kind of like a comedy movie where it's like,
all right, let's see what Vin Diesel's thinks that like as

(04:14:42):
possible now, you know, like when in the recent movie, when
he like flies off the cliff withthe grappling gun and then holds
on to it in the entire car uses the grappling line.
Like, just some stuff a bit ridiculous, but I would never
necessarily look at Fast and Furious and go.
That's what I should do to my car.
But I guess this guy decided that he was gonna put Nas on his
Are. And for those of you that don't
know, it's basically like this flammable gas that I don't know

(04:15:05):
exactly how it works, but it kind of makes the combustion
stronger in your engine. I think, so, you go faster for a
little regardless flammable is all you gotta know about that,
right? And everyone tells him when he
starts bragging about this to the neighbors that it's a really
bad idea to do that yourself. You know, the transmission
already, a bad idea, but anything involving new lines on
a car that like can't be near certain temperature things.

(04:15:25):
It's probably best to just, you know, not do it by hand
yourself. If you have no experience doing
it, probably better to pay someone to do that than
accidentally light your car on fire.
Anyways, whatever. He says, he's gonna have it done
in a week, a week, turns into two weeks.
So weak turns into three weeks, three weeks turns into four.
So, it's about a month later in.This guy is still working on
this car. He's not even dealing with the

(04:15:46):
transmission yet. No, where near like the the nas
line or anything. He swore he was going to do
himself. But regardless, he still
bragging about it saying it's taking him longer because he has
had to read do some things, blah, blah, blah.
Chances are you just kind of messed up and had to redo it
because Didn't know how to do it, right?
And whatever. Finally, after a month he says
that he's gonna start working onthe nas lines which, you know,

(04:16:07):
to each their own. Like I said, I wouldn't do it
myself but you know, yeah I guess it's America and he has
these bottles of it and as I said is the flammable material
so he's got him in the garage and he's obviously tinkering
with lines and trying to set stuff up and blah blah blah
blah. And one morning, the subscriber
that sent this in wakes up to the sounds of what can only be

(04:16:27):
described as like a grown, man, like crying, but not in the 90
way that like, makes sense, you know, not like a stoic crying
but like, a grown man wailing, like, you know, like someone
just took his puppy and the sound of sirens and everybody
else yelling stops stop. And it just so happens that he
could look out his window and see into this neighbor's garage.

(04:16:49):
And so, he looks out, and in thedriveway, they had pretty long
driveways. There's this like trailer with
the car on it and it's on fire. This thing is literally on fire,
dude, it's burning. It's it's Covered in Flames.
It looks like you know 8 year old, you got to design a
Nintendo DS. This thing is covered in flames
and obviously they're just kind of taking in this site.
It's not every day you wake up to someone's car on fire across

(04:17:11):
the street or at least I hope not dude.
Like if that is something you'rewaking up to every day.
I think you should talk to your parents about maybe moving.
If you can, you know, that's just really not.
Not a healthy spot to be at. I'm sure it's not good for you
to be breathing that stuff in. But anyways, you know, he's just
kind of watching this and as he kind of comes more into picture.
All of the neighbor's are sitting there and they're
holding back the neighbor whose car is and he's screaming.

(04:17:32):
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, but like wailing in between that
endless and do it. Here's all I'm gonna say about
it being you, you were messing with the flammable material
laying lines to transport flammable material near a motor
that gets very hot with no experience on ever doing it
before your car was not on fire.You start messing with flammable
things. It catch us on fire, you know.

(04:17:53):
I'm not saying that I know exactly what happened, I'm just
saying that it looks pretty obvious.
What like probably went down. And obviously the neighbors are
holding him back because he's like trying to get to the car
and I just don't really know what homeboy thought he was
going to do like, okay, let's say hypothetically the
neighbors, let go of you. What are you going to do about
the Flaming car? And I'm just being honest, man.

(04:18:14):
If they don't hold you back, what you're gonna run up to the
Fireball and like jump in it andput it out yourself know, you're
just gonna let yourself on fire and now this story time is no
longer entertaining. It's just sad.
So obviously everyone's holding him back but the sirens are
coming down the road and it's a fire truck.
The fire trucks pull up, and they start doing their thing.
I don't really know what the procedure is for taking care of
a car. That's on fire and a driveway.

(04:18:35):
But I'm sure they've got one. They tend to be prepared for
these types of things. But, you know, at that point the
subscribers, like, I'm gonna getover there and get an idea of
what happened, so they basicallyget dressed pretty quick and
they run a cross the street. There's a bunch of neighbors.
So, it's not like it's that big of a deal that they pull up.
It was an insane for them to come investigate.
Obviously, it's not every day that this happens in the
neighborhood, and most of the neighborhood is there.

(04:18:57):
Dude, between the Carr fire, thescreaming, the sirens, it's made
enough noise. Is now that basically anything
attracted to sound within an 18-mile radius is getting
closer. If this was like the movie, a
quiet place, all these people would be about to get yeeted on
but he goes over there. And the fire department is doing
their thing. In the, the neighbor is just
kind of telling everybody that he doesn't know what happened
one second everything was good in the next second everything

(04:19:17):
was on fire. Right?
And obviously everyone's like, okay, well it was probably a
little bit more than that but they don't want to argue with
him right now. He just watched his car burned
down. Finally, the police are not the
police, the fire department, my bad, put out the fire, whatever.
And they come over, and they kind of are like, hey, can we
talk to you and they start talking to him, seeing what they
found, blah, blah blah, and theysay that, the cause of the fire
was one of the cables, what's honest was in, it looked like

(04:19:41):
someone had like burned it, you know, like as if when it was
going there was stuff in the cables or the line, not the
cable, the line you guys know what I'm saying.
Like someone had like, put something hot next to it.
And this guy proceeds to explainthat, you know, he had finally
put the lines in and it had beenpumping.
He was testing it or whatever. I don't really know.
What is logic, is not like it was much logic to it.
And you know, he had realized that there was stuff going

(04:20:02):
through it, so he lit a cigarette in order to celebrate
to smoke, this guy had decided to whip out a lighter and light,
a cigarette dramatically close to the line and the can of
flammable stuff that he had in his car, bro.
So obviously, as soon as it bursted, he ran away and what it
really woken up the subscriber, I didn't recognize it first, was
one of the cans that exploded, that had been like in the car,

(04:20:24):
obviously, when it catches on fire, you know.
So this guy had literally managed to like cause and
explosion in his car because after working with extremely
flammable materials went and I'mgonna light up a cigarette might
as well like what in the world, dude?
I don't know how many of you guys have seen the movie
Zoolander but there's this scenewhere they're playing with
gasoline, they're having a gasoline fight and then they
light a cigarette and it's like supposed to be like oh wow oh

(04:20:45):
that's that's awful and really dumb.
This guy just completed the speedrun in real life though.
Like work with flammable materials, use a lighter,
everything you just shouldn't do, but what ever?
He doesn't seem to disturbed because he starts telling the
neighbor's that. It's all right, because the
insurance is gonna cover it and right away.
Neighbors are just not really onhis side anymore and they're
like, yeah, I don't think the insurance is gonna cover a fire

(04:21:05):
and explosion that you did yourself with unauthorized work.
And sure enough, dude, the insurance companies, like, let
me get this straight, you are doing something in your garage
that you have no certification for no license to do.
You don't know how to do it, wiring your car, right?
And on top of that, you lit it on, fire yourself, you admit

(04:21:25):
that. And you want us to pay for it.
You're out of your mind and he starts complaining to the
neighbor's about this, like insurance company being like,
isn't it ridiculous that they don't want to pay for this, you
know, it's there's supposed to pay for damages to the car.
This was damaged to the car. I don't understand why they're
not gonna cover it blah blah blah and a couple of the
neighbor's, you know, once againtry to be like well you did

(04:21:46):
light it on fire yourself. So it's not like they have, you
know, that much of a reason to pay for it.
Insurance is more for like accidents.
Let's say that your car is struck by lightning when it's
parked under a street pole. And then it catches on fire,
that's more what it's made for. It's not like I'm gonna light my
car on fire and then get money because it's Tuesday, that's
just not made for that. But whatever this guy just

(04:22:07):
doesn't get it. Finally, he doesn't get the
insurance payout. So he goes out and buys another
car and within like a month or two, it has some car trouble.
And listen, it's not surprising.I'm sure this guy isn't the
nicest of the cars he drives, but instead of taking it to a
mechanic, he puts it up on Jacksand tries to fix this issue
himself, right? And he's already blown up one
car. So he tries to fix this one
himself. He think he would have given up

(04:22:28):
by now. And since then it literally has
not moved off the Jacks, dude. Like, it's been up for weeks
now. He cannot fix it.
He keeps complaining to everyoneabout how he's not gonna fix it,
and he keeps blaming the insurance company like, oh, it's
their fault that I got another bad car because insurance
companies make money off car sales.
Like he has this whole conspiracy now moral of the
story, if you don't know how to do something, it's okay to pay

(04:22:50):
someone to do it. You know, it's not embarrassing,
it's not cringe. It's just probably the better
way to do it. Otherwise you might accidentally
blow up your car and make a foolout of yourself.
I guess is the moral of the video but Yeah, if you guys
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(04:23:34):
Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're hot
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I'm out. Peace, what's going on guys?
It's your boy, scrub here, back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having an absolutely fan testing day.
I know I am today. I've got a story time for you
guys. It's a subscribers story that
was sent in about how there's this data at their local skate

(04:23:55):
park that was trying to fight a bunch of kids and honestly stuff
like that, just cracks me up. So I We would make a video out
of it. It should be a pretty fun video
for you guys to enjoy. So yes, sit back, relax and
enjoy and be sure to press the like button or no joke.
No scam. Your dad's gonna fight.
Someone at the skate park and sit back, relax and enjoying her

(04:24:18):
ass. Brazilian just turned 21 million
square. I'm a little drunk.
All right, so skate parks are a very interesting place because
skaters have a lot of variation doing you have some kids that
are like smoking so much they literally just smell like a
dispensary when they're rolling by you.
You have soccer moms that are there with their kids, like
basically wrapped in bubble, wrap with a bike with training

(04:24:40):
wheels and they're not allowed to ride down, any Rams because
they're too dangerous. You have other kids on scooters,
you know that are just kind of doing their thing.
It's just a mix of different people and because of that
sometimes there is disagreements.
And for the most part they stay pretty minor one thing though.
That obviously some parents don't seem to understand is that
escape Park does. Have the potential for their kid

(04:25:02):
to get hurt there. No skater is ever intentionally
like riding around, trying to knock down little kids, and
knock him out. But yeah, unfortunately, there
are some times where a kid goes down a ramp at the same time,
somebody's coming up or ramp andlike accidents happen, right?
And it, truly is an accident. And so, I guess this person who
sent me the story one day was just at the skatepark chilling,
doing their thing and they went over this like nipple ramp, for

(04:25:25):
those of you that think that's not a real thing.
It is, it's like I don't know how to describe it, a circular
speed bump. I guess is the best way to
explain it and after that he kind of like was gonna do a
trick off of it. And as he's going up, this side
of the nipple ramp a little kid,on a comes out of nowhere and
starts coming up the other side.And at that point, he has two
choices. He can either bail on the trick

(04:25:45):
and just kind of slam into the kid or he can send it in
potentially decapitate this kid with the skateboard because what
he was gonna do is a 360 for anybody that knows
skateboarding. Tricks getting smacked in the
face with a 360, Shovelhead Is definitely, definitely not
chill. And the kid didn't have a helmet
on. So the kid just decides instead
of sending it to just body him and sure enough, he slams into

(04:26:08):
this kid with enough Force, to let go up and nipple ramp and
the kid falls to the ground. There's a big smack, his scooter
hits the ground, his skateboard hits the ground, they hit the
ground, and immediately, the kids starts crying.
And the person who sent me, the story gets up and starts asking
him like, oh my God, are you okay?
Are you okay, like checking on him genuinely?
Trying to make sure the kids okay, in the kids, just crying

(04:26:30):
freezing out because it's a little kid.
He's probably like four or five years old, definitely, young
enough to the point where, like,when something scary happens,
you just want your parents. So the kids started screaming
for his dad and that's when out of nowhere.
There's like this screaming erupting from behind this kid.
Oh my God. What did you do to my son?
And he turns around and there's this dad there, like running

(04:26:50):
over all pissed. And there's a couple of older
skaters there that get between the kid in the dad and are kind
of like whoa, whoa, it was an accident and he's like why is my
son crying? Why is Is my son crying and the
kid gets up and runs over to hisdad and is like they ran into
me, you know, like the little kid crying where they're just
struggling to get words out. And obviously I'm not a parent

(04:27:12):
but like I can understand that when your kid is crying, you're
maybe not the most logical person.
So he's like, who ran into you? Who and he points at the skater
kid. And at that point, the dads,
like, I demands an explanation. So the kids starts kind of
saying, well, here's what happened.
I was skating. I was going up the ramp, he came
up the ramp, I didn't see him. It was an accident and I had to

(04:27:33):
decide whether to like, do the trick or just run into him.
So, I just tried to run into himand I'm sorry, and the dad for
some reason is like, that's not good enough.
He's starts tearing into him about how it's his
responsibility to make sure thatpeople aren't coming.
And like he really could have hurt the kid and he's lucky, he
doesn't have to mind to beat thecrap out of him right now.
And at that point, the kids likeI don't know who this dude

(04:27:53):
thinks he is. So he's starts talking back
saying. Dude, your kids snake to me like
shut up, you're not gonna do anything you Man, which for
those of you who have ever been to escape Park accidents,
genuinely happen especially withlittle kids, like the more
you're in a skate park, the moreyou've been around it, you kind
of learn the flow of things, youlearn how to tell where
somebody's kind of going to go and you're not sneaking anyone.

(04:28:14):
But yeah, there's been plenty oftimes.
A little kid will, like, jump inmy way at a skate park.
You know. Or I've run into guys that
aren't paying attention, like, it happens.
It really is an accident. So this kids start saying like,
oh my God, it was an accident. Like you're not gonna do
anything and the data that pointdecides that he's gonna really
look tough in front of all theseskater kids, you know, oh, grown

(04:28:35):
men flexing on children, as always, so sick in the dad.
For some reason, does what like all old people do when they want
to fight? And he takes off his shirt and
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I always thought this was
a really weird move when somebody wants to fight like,
yeah. All right, we were not prepared
to fight but now that my shirt has been disengaged from my
body. I am prepared for combat and

(04:28:56):
it's not even like this, Dad is,is ripped and big and a good
way. Really takes off his shirt and
it like makes him less intimidating, you know, like he
goes from, wow. That guy probably works out to
like, oh, that guy definitely doesn't work out and he takes
off his shirt, and he starts trying to get up in the kids
face to be like, what did you just say to me?
But the older skaters at the park who were like, adults

(04:29:16):
aren't gonna let that happen. Because obviously, letting an
adult beat up, a kid is a No-No.So they get like in between the
dad and the kid. And at that point, the Dad
starts yelling about how he's gonna fight all of them.
And, you know, he'll take on every skater, he's not afraid of
them. And even his son, who was crying
a minute ago, is now like, Dad, we can leave Dad, we can leave
like, even for your old son is saying that but the dad is like,

(04:29:38):
no, you guys think you're betterthan me and my son and they're
like, what are you talking about?
Dude, he starts going on a rant about how everyone at the skate
park always thinks they're better than him and this is the
first time that any of these people have ever seen this dude,
bro, they really have no idea what he's talking about, and as
he's ranting about it, he startslike shoving, the other adult
skaters. So this skater start backing up

(04:29:59):
with their Hands up like, dude, come on.
Like we don't want to fight you.We're just trying to chill at
the skate park and the dad is just still pushing towards him
shirtless screaming at him. And finally, the dad, like,
reaches back to swing on one of the guys and the guy just, like,
kind of tackles him to the ground.
He doesn't want to hit him. He just like, kind of tackles
him and just holds him there. And when he's holding him on the
ground, the dad is like, let me up.

(04:30:20):
Let me up, let me up now. I'd like freaking out, dude.
Once he's on the ground being pinned down by the skaters, he
starts freaking out, and it always cracks me up when people
start freaking out after they'rebeing held back.
Like, when they're about to start fighting, you know,
they're all talk. Then the second they're
restrained. It's like, you're lucky.
I'm held back right now. So sure enough he's freaking out
and all this Gator's are holdinghim down and they tell the kid

(04:30:43):
that ran into him to like get out of there like you just get
out of here. So he skates off into the
parking lot and starts going to like the playground and he calls
his mom to come pick him up obviously.
And he can hear the guy kind of like yelling at them, like get
off me where the kid go. And finally, he sees then kind
of get up and like they're Kind of talking to the guy and he
sees them shake hands. And so at that point the dad and

(04:31:04):
his kid kind of leave the skate park, he sees him get into the
car and drive away, so his mom wasn't there yet.
He hadn't told her that like there was a grown man looking
for him. He just said he needed to get
picked up because his mom already hated the skate park
enough, and the last thing he needed was a reason for his mom
to be like, no, you can't go to the skate park.
I don't want grown men to try tofight you like.
Okay, Mom, that's probably a fair reason.

(04:31:26):
So just not telling your mom that that happened is your best
bet. I don't usually advocate for
that and I'm not saying it was the right move, I'm just saying,
I kind of understand why you didn't say that.
So he goes back to the skateparkto try to figure out what
happened and when he comes back all the adult, skaters walk up
to him and they're like, dude, Idon't know what that guy was on,
but whatever it is, it was insane.
And he's like, oh, what do you guys mean?

(04:31:47):
And apparently after he left they were like on top of him
fighting with him and he was screaming at them saying he was
gonna kill him when he got up just like going ballistic and
then all of the sudden almost asquick as he gotten.
He just like popped up and went,you know, guys, I'm really sorry
for that. That was out of character and
then grabbed his son and left like everything was cool, bro,

(04:32:08):
genuinely it was like he just snapped out of it, dude.
I don't know if it was Bruce Banner in the Hulk, like it
merging or dammerung or what thehell was going on.
But, apparently this dude, like had every adult skater in the
park, having to hold him down because he was just freaking out
so hard. And then out of nowhere is just
and whatever these things happen.
Sometimes that was out of character.

(04:32:29):
I'm going to leave now gentlemen.
Like what in the Dr? Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is in your
water around there, bro. I don't know where this dude
lives. All I'm saying is I would not be
trust in the tap water because apparently it's giving like dads
in the area steroids, bro. When this guy here is, oh, we're
gonna go flip some stuff on the grill.
He thinks literally the whole Grill should be flipped anyways

(04:32:50):
after that, bro, he decided thatI was probably just best to go
home. So he went home.
His mom was like, why did you want me to pick you up?
He decided, it was better, not to tell her that was Just his
personal method of avoiding it, and sure enough, the guy never
came back to the skate park ever.
Like it was like, as if you know, he was too embarrassed
after he realized he was being held down by a bunch of kids to

(04:33:10):
ever show his face there again, which you probably should be if
you're in that situation. Anyways, guys, I think that's
gonna do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
If you did, I would really appreciate you taking a second
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(04:33:32):
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Peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy, scrub here, back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And today, I've got a story time
for you guys that I'm not gonna lie.

(04:34:14):
I had to read twice when it was sent into me.
This dude, ended up getting kidnapped by his girlfriend's
dad for a bit because of something that his daughter did,
and then blamed on him, you know, just your normal Tuesday,
mix up. You ever just get kidnapped on
accident these things happen. Regardless, I figured it would
be a pretty good story time. So yeah, that's what we're gonna
be doing today. So sit back, relax and enjoy and

(04:34:35):
be sure to press the like buttonor no joke, no scam your next
and let's go celebrate. All right, so this guy was
dating this girl when they were both 16, I'm gonna name the guy,

(04:34:56):
Kevin, I'm gonna name the girl Fiona Now, Kevin and Fiona they
were dating for a bit. And obviously, when they turned
16, they both really, really wanted to drive and get a car
now, he was in a family situation where, you know, his
parents were providing for him and whatnot, but they couldn't
really buy him a car. So he got a job.
Worked all summer saved up a bunch of money and got a car.

(04:35:17):
She though was the type of person that she didn't really
have to work for that much. If you're picking up, what I'm
putting down and on her 16th birthday, she ended up getting a
brand new Mercedes. And when I say brand new, I
mean, brand new, not certified pre-owned.
Not like a year old. The dad had gone out in like
customized this car for his daughter. 16th birthday.
It was impressive. And obviously, since they were

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dating, they were hanging out a lot and because her car was so
sick, she would drive a lot and,you know, the dad already wasn't
the biggest fan of this kid, andhe thought it was really weird
that she was driving a lot. He would be like, why are you
driving? And, you know, she would explain
that his car didn't have like any of the cool stuff her card
did and he would give her gas money like he wasn't trying to
rip Or off or anything. It was just the cooler car but

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you know that combined with somethe dad just thinking, this guy
wasn't a good. Dude, he just did not like him.
He thought it was weird. He didn't want to drive.
He thought it was weird that, you know, he had a job and that
one's weird to me bro. You think it's weird that the
the guy your daughter is dating has a job.
Would you rather him not? I feel like, that's something
that's usually a good thing, buta apparently to this guy, it was
not like the dad acted as if Kevin was gonna turn his little

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Fiona into just some just depraved monster.
Anyways, there really wasn't much that Kevin didn't really
like about Fiona, but there was one thing that was genuinely,
disgusting to him and bugged hima lot.
And it was that she smoked cigarettes.
And, you know, I've had family members that smoke cigarettes, I
don't smoke, cigarettes myself, I think it's pretty gross.

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It's pretty pointless to me, it's really silly.
That being said he wasn't going to like break up with her about
it. He just didn't really like that.
She did it, you know, on a list of things that he really loved
about his girlfriend. Her smoking cigarettes wouldn't
be on the list. He didn't want to break up with
her over it. If anything, he was like, hey
maybe I can help her quit realize that, you know, it's
worth it to not give yourself lung cancer for no reason.

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He thought he was gonna try to help her and he could kind of
deal with the smoking. But one thing that she would do
that really, really drove him crazy is, she would smoke
cigarettes in her new car with the windows rolled up and she
would be like, well if I only doit every now and then the smells
not gonna stick and he would be in the car with her and he'd be
like no trust me. It's going to start smelling

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like cigarettes in here. You really shouldn't do that and
she just kind of blew him off was like whatever, you know,
took it as just some dude tryingto like lecture her about how
she should do something and she would just kind of smoke a
cigarette in the car once a day,because she thought it wouldn't
be that big of a deal. And one day, she smoking a
cigarette in the car and he says, look, it's really a matter
of time until your dad's smells these cigarettes and he's gonna

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blame me because he hates me. Anyways.
You know, he's like, it's gonna become an issue and I promise
you, it's gonna become a problem.
And she blows it off. Says, there's no way.
It's going to be an issue. You know, he's being ridiculous
and paranoid all the stuff that people who definitely aren't
thinking of the consequences aretalking about.
Well, one day they weren't together at all.

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They really hadn't hung out thatday and I guess her and her best
friend had been smoking cigarettes in the car.
And for whatever reason, there had been an issue with the car
and they had had to pull over tothe side of the road and call
the dad to come help them because they were having car
trouble. Well, I guess the dad was closer
than they expected and they didn't really have time for the
the smell to get out of the car.So the dad pulls up in like it's

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still really, really smells likesmoke, so naturally the Dad
starts freaking out in his like,what's going on?
Why does this car smell like smoke?
Do you have any idea how much money I spent on this?
You know, if you're smoking in it I can't resell it for the
same amount of money. What like, how does like are you
doing this? You have no respect for my
property. I'm gonna take the car away.
I'm gonna I'm pissed. Like the dad is pissed and

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rightfully. So you buy your kid, a nice car.
You don't even know they smoke. Cigarettes come to find out
someone smoking in the car that you just paid a bunch of money
for you'd probably be mad too. And I guess Fiona and you know,
the Panic of not wanting to get in trouble decides that she's
just gonna blame her boyfriend. So she says that Kevin was
smoking cigarettes in the car and she didn't know how to tell
him know. And obviously the dad already

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not liking this dude, doesn't really have to hear much more
and he just hops in the truck and goes, I'll be right back.
We're gonna solve this right nowand she's protesting and
whatnot, but he's gone, he's outof there.
And while all this is going on completely unaware of this,
Kevin is just minding his own business at work.
He kind of had this job where hehad to walk around outside and
like a monitor this parking lot.He wasn't a security guard, but

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kind of similar vibe to that. And as he's coming around the
corner, he hears these tires squeal and he turns around in
this truck is like slamming on the brakes, coming towards him
and he realizes that it's his girlfriend's dad's truck.
And he's like oh my God, he's about to hit me.
So he jumps out of the way, the truck comes to a stop.
He hears him like throw it into Heart and he gets out just

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screaming at him. Getting the truck, getting the
truck right now. Are you kidding me?
Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in?
I'm about to ruin your life, getin the truck, getting the truck.
And this kid has no idea what's going on, bro.
He doesn't know that he's just been blamed for anything.
He doesn't know that any of thisis going on, all he knows is
that this dude just pulled up tires squealing to his job and
jumped out screaming. Get in the truck and he's like,

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I don't want to, but he picks him up in like throws him in the
car. Basically, he gets in and peels
out of the parking lot and the guy still Kevin it really isn't
sure of what's going on, all he knows is that he said he didn't
want to get in the car was at work, this dude pulled up
through him in a car and then left.
So, yeah, for all intensive purposes, he just got kidnapped
by his girlfriend's dad from hisjob.

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Nobody knows where he is. He's gonna get in trouble and he
does not want to be here. Like, it's not like he said yes,
sir and hopped in the truck. It was like you're getting in
the truck and in the car he's like what are you doing dude, I
met work. Are you psycho?
Like you can't just kidnap me, you know, trying to explain to
his girlfriend's dad. It like he can't just pull up
and take him whenever he wants from his job.
He's gonna get fired, all this stuff and he's pissed and the

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dads like why are you pissed at me, you're the one who's been
smoking cigarettes and my daughter's card.
You have any idea how much that's destroyed, the value of
the car you're putting her in such an uncomfortable position.
I knew you were a bad influence.She's gonna start smoking
cigarettes, you know, I don't want her to go down that path da
da and he's like, I don't smoke cigarettes and the dads like
what do you mean? My, my daughter said that you

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were smoking cigarettes in her car.
Now, you're calling her a liar. You're calling me a liar.
He goes, no, no, seriously, seriously, look check me right
now. I would have cigarettes on me,
into dad's, like, what do you mean?
So, he empties all of his pockets and he goes, look, I
don't smoke cigarettes. Your daughter has been smoking,
cigarettes in the car. I had been telling her to stop
and he starts pulling up text messages of him being like, hey,
you should really stop smoking. Cigarettes in the car, the

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smells gonna stick in a list andbefore anyone's like, oh my
gosh, you snitched on your own girlfriend.
I mean, first of all, obviously she didn't care about him that
much if she was like go kidnapping, Dad, it's okay.
And even then She tried to blamehim first.
It's not snitching. If somebody tries to give you
the wrap for something they did that's not snitching.
Oh yeah. Jerry robbed a bank?

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Nope, it was. Kevin, then Kevin has every
right to be like not Jerry robbed the bank because that's
completely different than you know, both of you doing a crime
together and you telling on an accomplice.
So he's explaining all this in the dead is like, obviously kind
of seeing the color drain from his face and he's like, please
tell me you're not gonna sue me and he's like well I mean you
did kidnap me from work. He's like look I thought you
were smoking in my daughter's car you know I'm sorry and the

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guy still pissed. He's like let's just go handle
this if you get me back to work and I don't get fired, then
we'll be good. But if you explain to my boss,
the situation, then we'll be golden.
So they pull back up to the car and they get out in the dad is
like. So you were smoking in the car.
Huh? And Kevin kind of looks at the
ground and he's like, yeah, yeah, I was and then Fiona's
like, no Dad, it's me. I smoke cigarettes, like she
comes clean, as soon as they come back because she probably

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had been sitting there thinking about how awful she felt and the
dads like are you serious right now?
You're smoking cigarettes, you blamed it on somebody else.
You let me leave to go handle itwithout saying anything.
And I come back and now you wantto like, admit it all.
And she's like, yeah, you know, trying to get out of trouble and
the dad is pissed. He's like, well, you know what,
I'm gonna take him back to work and then come get you, but I

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would not be surprised if you don't have a boyfriend tomorrow.
Like, even the dad was like, dude, you just totally threw
this guy under the bus for no reason, so whatever he takes him
back to work after getting kidnapped and blamed for smoking
in his girlfriend's car which hewasn't.
Thankfully she had come clean and avoided him like getting
thrown in the trunk or whatever,but still not a very good
situation. So he gets dropped back off it

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work. The dad goes in explains to the
boss, the situation, so he doesn't get in trouble.
Everything's all good. He decides he's not gonna call
the cops or do anything about itwhich you know that nice guy
move on him for not doing anything about getting
kidnapped, you know? Anyways, Kevin gets home and
he's just stressed out thinking about everything that's gone
down, obviously, and he decides that he's just gonna check his

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phone and see what's And going on.
Because in the just rush of everything he had in checked,
and he checks, and he has a textfrom Fiona and it's basically
like, hey, you know, I understand if you're mad at me.
But like you, I basically something along the lines are
like, I understand, you're mad at me, but you have no reason to
be basically. And at that point, he's like,
you know, I just don't really feel like saving this

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relationship, bro, she's willingto throw me under the bus.
If she ever gets caught doing something bad, she's gonna blame
me. She just did.
She's not even that, sorry aboutit.
And even then you just didn't really get along as well as we
used to as what he said in the message itself.
So whatever he decides that he'sgonna break up with their so he
drives over to her house, awkwardly walks past her dad and

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does like the hey, you know, as if he wasn't kidnapped by him or
earlier, it goes up to Fiona's room and proceeds to break up
with her for basically being theworst, you know, and she's kind
of like flabbergasted by it, which is the most confusing part
of the story. You can't be surprised that he
was kind of a Annoyed with you, you know what I mean?
Like, oh. What do you mean that's

(04:45:02):
frustrating? Like, yeah, that probably
frustrate anybody in that situation to get snitched on and
then kidnapped, but yeah. Whatever after that that was
basically the end of that but don't get kidnapped by your
girlfriend's. Dad is moral of the story and
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we have today is about somebody that probably had the worst day
ever. I'm not too sure why he said
this in to be talked about here on the channel but basically
this guy's girlfriend ended up kissing his dad while they were
at dinner one time. And yeah, as you can tell a
very, very awkward situation. Regardless nonetheless we
figured we could talk about it today on the channel and yeah.

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With out further Ado, let's get into it.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen.So the person who sent in this

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story happens to be a little bitolder, you know, usually the
demographics a little bit younger, but this guy was in
college and, you know, a way at College relationships tend to
get a little bit more serious. You have a little bit more
freedom, you know, your parents aren't there to tell you what
you can and can't do and naturally because your parents
are there to tell you what you can and can't do sometimes you

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make some questionable choices. However, this guy was pretty
sure that this girl he was talking to was the opposite of a
questionable Choice. He was like this girl's perfect,
I can't wait to bring her home and introduced her to my family.
It's gonna be fantastic. And other girl, we're going to
call her. Ashley for the purposes of this
story was the type of girl that,you know, seemed fantastic on

(04:47:32):
paper, bro. She was like very nice, very
polite. But for some reason, all this
dude's friends, like, really didn't like her.
They were constantly telling himthat she was bad news and to get
away from her. And he was like, that's weird
but they would never tell them why they didn't really have
proof for anything. Specific.
They could just tell that they got a weird feeling off of her,
and he didn't want to be the guyto like break up with a girl,

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because the Vibes of the boys were off.
You know what I mean? So he decided to just keep
dating her. Anyways, he was really crazy
about her. So as I said, he decided that he
was gonna take her home to meet the parents and so over
Christmas break. She was gonna come back with him
for two weeks, to stay with his family, and his hometown, and
like, get to know everybody and everything was supposed to be
great. So obviously you would expect

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your significant other to be nervous before they meet your
parents. That's perfectly normal, nothing
bizarre about that dude. But on the way his girlfriend
started asking him questions about his dad like what is he
look like? You know, does he just look like
you but older and he ended up holding up a picture of his dad
and showing this girl and the first thing that came out of her
mouth wasn't like you guys look alike or anything.

(04:48:38):
The first thing she said was oh your dad's really hot which you
know listen it's very weird to hear about your parent.
Bro, the last thing you ever want to hear the person you're
dating say, is that your parent is hot like, please, no.
Thank you. Please don't tell me that.
Dude, that, that is the last thing I'd ever want to hear.
And he thinks it's weird and like gets mad at her for it.

(04:49:00):
And he's kind of like, dude, whywould you say that?
That's just uncomfortable. And she's like, no, I was
kidding, I was kidding. But he could tell by the way she
said it that like it wasn't a joke, you know, but she plays it
off as joking and considering they're already on the way to
stay at his parents for two weeks.
It's a little late to back out now so he just like tries to
brush it off and it's no big deal.

(04:49:21):
Anyways, bro, they like get to his house.
They're introducing everybody. The girl meets his dad and his
super super polite. You know shakes his hand, gives
him a big hug, everything's going great.
And then his mom comes out and for some reason, his girlfriend
is nowhere near as nice to his mom.
I it was just a little bit bizarre.
It was almost like there was some awkward beef in the air,

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you know? And the mom and dad are kind of
like. All right, well we're gonna go
to bed. You guys have a great Time
hanging out, do whatever you want to do, it was great to meet
you. They stayed up a little bit,
just to make sure that like, they got there safely, but at
that point, they're just gonna go to bed.
So, the parents go to bed and the girlfriend is immediately
like, all right, give me a tour,so he's giving her a tour and

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the entire time, she's just looking at all the pictures and
she keeps staring at pictures ofhis dad, when he was younger,
like for a weirdly long time, you know what I mean?
And it was like a bit bizarre, but whatever.
Once again, he wasn't trying to pay much attention to it.
So he's just giving her the Tourroom by room.
This is this, this is that obviously she's she's just you

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know looking at all the family pictures and whatnot and then
they got down into the basement and she's like, oh can your
parents hear us from their room and he says, no and he's
thinking, you know, like, oh this is sick.
We're back in my childhood basement.
Like 13 year, old me is hyped atwhat's about to go down and
we're not gonna get into details, but that is not what
happened. Dude, as soon as he's like,

(04:50:44):
yeah, I'm pretty sure my parentscan't hear us.
He starts. Leaning in for a kiss, right?
And she like, pulls away from him and is like, oh no, no, no,
no, no, not, not right now. I just had a quick question.
I could tell that your dad was alittle bit stressed.
When your mom came into the room.
Like, I don't know if this is too personal.
I don't mean to pry, but is there marriage doing?
Okay. Which, you know, you don't mean

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to pry, but asking if this dude's parents, marriage is
doing all right, is the definition of prying and
obviously, the guys been at college, but he's pretty sure as
parents are fine. So we tells her, he's like,
yeah, I'm pretty sure my parentsare fine.
You know, why are you asking andshe's like, oh no reason, no
reason. You know, I just no reason
whatsoever. I was just asking, I just wanted
to make sure, you know, they're your family.

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They mean a lot to me. I just want to make sure that
they're okay. And, for some reason, this guy's
like, oh that's a really sweet excuse, he plays it off like
she's just being sweet dude. I'm keeping it a buck 50 with
you. If there's smoke, there's a fire
usually dog. And if all of these weird
occurrences are occurring, chances are there's there's a
weird reason, you know, she's bizarrely interested in your
dad. She Keeps asking about your dad

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asking if your parents marriage is okay.
It's probably because she's trying to hit on your dad, you
know, whatever they end up goingto bed and the next morning he
wakes up and his girlfriend's not in bed and he goes out there
in his dad and his girlfriend are sitting there at the kitchen
table talking and making coffee and like his girlfriend is
being, you know, very laughy andenergetic and he Chucks it up to

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her trying to make a good first impression, you know.
But she's usually not a morning person so he thought it was a
little bit weird, but whatever it is what it is.
In his dad is like seeming a little bit uncomfortable too.
You know what I mean? Like his dad's got a weird vibe
to it and whatever they're sitting there eating breakfast,
and everything's going. Okay, there's a little bit of
awkward are, but he can't put his finger on it and eventually

(04:52:32):
his girlfriend gets up in, like,leaves the table, right?
She's like, I'm gonna go shower.You know, you promised me a tour
of your home town today, but before she goes to shower, she's
like, hey, could your dad come with us in his dad is like,
nope, I've got work today and his girlfriend's like ah, Please
come with us, please. He's like, no, I've got work
today. Which once again, he thought was
weird, but sure enough, his girlfriend goes to shower and

(04:52:54):
his dad is like, hey, I'm not trying to be weird, bro, but
your girlfriend's being a littlebit bizarre, like she's been
hanging out with me all morning,trying to talk to me.
It's fine. You guys are staying but like,
I'm just getting a weird vibe off of her.
And I just wanted you to know and this guy started being like,
what do you mean she's being weird?
What do you mean like what are you talking about?
She's not being weird and the dad was just kind of trying to

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be like look your girlfriend's just be in a little weird
without telling his son I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is
hitting on me you know. And that's when his mom is like
yeah I don't like her straight up some things off about her.
I am not a big fan but whatever,they're kind of having a chit
chat about it. While his girlfriend's in the
shower and she comes out of the shower, all dressed and ready to
go. And he takes her to the car and

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they go on a tour of his home town and the entire time.
They're on a tour of his home town.
Everything's fine. And he's like, look, I was
clearly overthinking. Everything's cool.
Now, everything must have just been trying to make Good first
impress that night though, they were going out to dinner with
their parents because the night before, obviously, they had
gotten in late. So this was like their first
night to go out to dinner and actually be out with his

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parents, so they get home and, you know, she's like, I'm gonna
go get ready and whatnot and while they're in there is Dad's
like listen, dude. I'm just telling you, I'm
getting a weird vibe from this, girl.
I might just not go and he's like, Dad, you have to go,
there's no way. I'm gonna be able to explain to
her. Why you don't want to go to
dinner with her without making it weird.
So please just go and the dad like really doesn't want to go.

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So whatever the mom comes out. The girl friend comes out, they
all get in the car and they're going to dinner and the entire
ride. The car is just eerily silent
almost as if like, you know, nobody wants to say anything.
So they get there. They get their table and
obviously these people are in college.
And, you know, they decide to get some drinks in the
girlfriend starts to get a little, as the kids say,

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hydrated these days, you know, and when you get hydrated, maybe
stuff that you're better at. Keeping your mouth shut about.
Starts to come out a little bit.And she just starts like
flirting, with his dad, straightup.
And his dad is having none of it.
Dude. He looks at her and he's like
you are my son's girlfriend? Are you kidding me right now?
And his son is just sitting there, like, shocked.
The kid who sent in the story. Doesn't really know what to do,

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and then in front of his mom, dude, his girlfriend leans over
the table and just plants a kissright on his dad in front of him
at the restaurant, and at that point, bro.
All hell breaks loose. His mom reaches back in just
slaps, this girl in the face andshe's like, oh my God, what was
that for? And she's like, did you just

(04:55:24):
kiss? My husband, who do you think you
are? I can't believe that you have
the nerve to come in. After my family, took you in
all, you know, to come for thesetwo weeks and you couldn't even
make it a couple days without hitting on my husband, what's
wrong with you? And the entire restaurant is
looking and the girlfriend starts being like I'm sorry.
I thought he was flirting with me and the dad's like no.
I've been telling my son to get you out of the house because

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you've been being weird. And the girls like no, you've
been flirting with me. I know it in the dad is like no
I have not been because I've been telling my son that you've
been doing this or trying to sayit in the nicest way possible,
but my son's, an idiot doesn't understand.
So at that point they just get the check.
They go home and the girls like I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm getting a flight. You know, she's acting mad as if

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she's the one who should be pissed that she just kissed his
dad. You know, like the guy who's
just got this whole situation done to him, is just so
confused. He doesn't even know what's
happening. And before he's even able to
like process anything and get angry, she's on an Uber like
they're in an Uber on her way tothe airport, bro.
She was not sticking around being the situation of
awkwardness that she created. So she gets home and he

(04:56:30):
facetimes her and he just like his screaming at her.
Saying what the hell is wrong with you?
What not? And she's her excuse.
No, no BS. Is that she thought that he
would appreciate that, he or shewanted to get close with his
family. And he's like, okay, yeah, I
want you to get closer with my family.
But that is not the type of clothes that I meant, all right.
And obviously she like didn't expect the relationship to end

(04:56:53):
which blows my mind he was done.He's like no that's it.
I can't go back from this that'sover and she was trying to
convince him to stay in the relationship after she kissed
his dad, bro. No, thank you.
Honestly, to be fair you did kind of dodged a bullet.
Like sure it sucks that you havethis story but the fact that at
least you figured this out rightaway and it wasn't like, you
know, eight years of marriage later with six kids.

(04:57:15):
When she tried to hit on your dad that would have been a lot
more Awkward. Hello, Dad, step, dad, Grandpa
like that would have been just the most confusing situation of
all time, bro. I just don't even know what the
girl was thinking. Why why would your boyfriend
ever want you to kiss? His dad, ever to get close with
his family? Like what what what why would he
want you to be that close with his family?

(04:57:36):
I'm sorry if your family is thatclosed where like you're cool
with your dad kissing your girlfriend, bro.
That's weird. I'm not one to judge but I'm
judging because that that's justweird anyways Guys, I think
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do it for the video. Don't get anyone pregnant if you
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I'm out. Peace, what's going on guys?
It's your boy, scrub here. Hope you guys are having a
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And if you are having a fantastic day, trust me, your
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time for you guys that I know you guys are gonna enjoy.

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This is a story that takes placeat the skate park, which I know
you guys love. And it's about a kid who really
thought he was pulling up and being gangster getting
absolutely riggity. Riggity wrecked.
So uh, yeah. It should be pretty
entertaining. So, without further Ado, let's
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Anyways. What's up?
I'm sorry for holding the puppy hostage, okay?
It's been a while since I've begged for like, so I just
decided to do it today to switchthings up.
But uh, yeah, I have a story today about a wannabe gangster,
that just got absolutely smack crackled and popped at the skate
park and I'm thinking that you guys are gonna enjoy it.
One thing that you gotta know about skate parks in general and

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like, just general skating culture is most people don't
want to fight you, okay? Like this idea that all skaters
are violent, Punk kids, that aretrying to get into trouble.
Really just isn't true for the most part, as at least, like the
skate parks that I grew up hanging out at like, yeah, there
were some crazy kids, and obviously, there were some
problems, but like, for the mostpart, everybody just left you
alone if you left them alone, you know, and that was kind of

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the unspoken rule. Like if somebody didn't want to
get messed with and it was obvious, then you didn't mess
with them. But there were some kids that
like, thought that, you know, they Had come Flex at the skate
park and get up and everybody's face and just look cool because
most of the skaters were for themost part laid-back.
Oh my God, I need to stop sayingfor the most part laid back and
wouldn't fight back, you know, like, they didn't really want

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any trouble. And there was this kid, who
would come to the skate park a lot?
And I'm gonna call him. Let me think of a good name for
him. We're gonna name him Alfredo,
like, the chicken. I'm pretty hungry.
And I actually just posted some chicken alfredo from Olive
Garden, so I'm feeling hyped. So after this, I'm gonna enjoy
that. So his name's gonna be all free
for today's video and all Freight.
Oh, well, he was somebody who thought he was quite the

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gangster, you know, like he sagged his pants which I've
never really understood. Like, listen.
If you're from a suburb where there's no crime, the first
thing you do, when trying to be gangsters should not be pulling
down your pants. Like, I understand that people
in gangs used to do that. You know, like that used to be
like a street thing for sagging,but when you're trying to become

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a gangster in your not, one of the first things you should do
is like get Tough or learn how to fight or, you know, some of
the stuff that gang members actually do other than just sag
their pants. But this Alfredo kid with, like
come to the park with his pants sagged and just talked to
everybody. He thought he was such a
gangster and like he was super cool and how he was just the

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hardest kid on the street, and no one could mess with them.
And nobody did mess with them and you're probably thinking
Ryan, why is that? You know, like it seems a little
bit bizarre that you guys are talking about how annoying he is
in the story. But nobody ever told him to stop
when he was like punking, everybody.
And the reason that nobody ever messed with little Alfredo is

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Alfredo, had an older brother who wrote BMX bikes, who?
I don't know how he even wrote abike because literally
physically, this dude should nothave been able to walk.
This man was a gigantic freak ofnature and I don't say freak and
like a mean. Oh my gosh.
She should have been in a freak Show way.
I say it in the same way, like when an NFL athlete, does a

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front flip over another six five, man.
You're like, oh my God, that's like just a freak of nature.
Like it's so incredible. And Alfredo's brother was a tank
of a human being and he made it very clear that anyone who
messes with his brother messed with him.
So his brother basically had free reign at the skate park,
like alfredo would be running around like how you're stupid.
I could be up in a fight to guyslike three times his size and

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nobody would do anything becausewe didn't want to fight the
absolute Mammoth of his brother.His brother was like, I to
describe him maybe six six like a giant dude, in stocky like we
lived in Las. Vegas.
You know, we didn't have Farms but just looked like he grew up
punching, baby cows in the face and putting them to sleep and

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then carrying them, six miles for fun.
Because Ellen DeGeneres told himto like just built, like an
absolute monster and so, nobody really mess with alfredo and
Alfredo, I don't think kind of, put two and two together that
his brother had like protected him, which is insane to me that
it wasn't obvious, but like, to everybody else in the universe,
it was obvious what was going on, but Alfredo genuinely

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thought that people were terrified of him, and his
brother was like quite a bit older, you know, and eventually,
after some time after a couple months, maybe a year.
I don't know. His older brother goes off to
college. He was a big dude, but he
finally grew up. He graduates, high school.
He goes off to college and suddenly he's not at the skate
park, but the only thing is, nobody told out Fredo that he

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couldn't keep acting the way that he had been acting before.
When he didn't have like his gigantic Shrek sized, bodyguard
ensuring his safety, no matter what.
Like, well when you lose the 600, Found tighten that was
defending you and you keep acting like you do.
When you are not a 600 pound Titan.
Then I don't know what to tell you and like, I don't know if
his half-brother was alfredo or what, but Alfredo definitely did

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not get the same jeans as his brother because he wouldn't even
fit into this dude's jeans. Alfredo was probably about the
size of like an Italian toothpick.
I don't know if they're bigger or smaller than normal
toothpicks, but a toothpick is still pretty small.
So I'm gonna go with the Italiankind and regardless, the
skatepark, could just become really fed up with him and we
had put up with them for a long time.
And one day, there's a new guy at the skate park who you can

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just tell is not in the mood to be messed with, you know, he's
like nobody knows who he is. But he just has the appearance
of a scary man. He's bald, but he's young and
baldy, young people are terrifying because it's like,
whoa, you are choosing to do that to your hair and anybody
who's choosing to be bald like, damn you, you are just tough
like, what people going through chemotherapy, which are already

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tough as hell, because Screw cancer.
Like cancer sucks. So they're tough and like people
who want to eat nails for breakfast.
Those are the only two type of bald young people in both of
them. You don't want to mess with, you
know. So like when you see a ball
dude, at the skatepark you just kind of stay out of his way and
he was new and nobody knew who he was, but everybody else was
being pretty chill with them andtrying to just stay out of his

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way and be friendly, and I had rolled by him a little bit and,
like done, I'm not even like a cool trick.
I think I would like all eat onto a box and, and then just
like riding off and he was like,just, you know, give me a head
nod, so he wasn't even mean, like it wasn't like he was a
mean. Dude, you could just tell that
he was not somebody that you wanted to mess with his
threshold. For BS was, not very high, but

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Alfredo being the gangster that he was, was standing talking to
like a bunch of the other peoplewho were there pretty
frequently. And he's like, yo, he's new
right? And we were all like.
Yeah. And he's like, well, you know,
since my brother's not here we have to control this Turf and I
think that if he's new Should pay to skate here and we're all
kind of like what it's a public park.

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What do you mean? Like the skate park is open to
anybody who wants to skate? He's like, yeah, well I think
it's time that like people startneeding some protection around
here and we're like, no, I thinkthat's kind of weird, dude, it's
a free skate park, you know, notto mention that dude's way
bigger than you and like, I wouldn't mess with them, you
know, like and it's a public park, nobody supported.

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This guy's idea to suddenly start having like a skate park
Mafia. That was extorting money from
people, like nobody wanted to dothat.
But this guy's thought that he was in gangster.
You know, he genuinely thought that he was really about to
start owning the skate park likea thug.
So he walks up to this dude likethree times his size and we're
like kind of far away but we canhear it.

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And what we hear is him basically saying that it's gonna
cost him 25 dollars to skate here because if not, he can't
assure his safety or whatever and the big dude like looks at
him and takes out his headphonesand says, what did you just say?
And he's Like yeah, you owe me money.
He's like, you want me to pay toskate here and he's Alfredo's
like, yeah. And the big guy pushes him and

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goes, or what? And Alfredo kind of like looks
around and realizes that no one has ever asked him that question
before everybody in the skate park has always just been like
yeah, afraid. Oh, whatever, like no one's ever
paid him. He's never tried to extort any
of us but like, you know, hey can you move like, yeah, sure
whatever. Cuz we were all afraid of his
brother, but here's this big dude, who probably wouldn't even
be afraid of his brother and he's, I don't know why I'm like,

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trying to make that such a character trait.
It really doesn't matter, like Ipromise if you're watching this
in your bald, I'm not judging you at all.
Like I really do not care. It's just such a funny trait,
like that, the guy was bald, that he could have, had are all
my dad's bald, and I'm kind of terrified of going balls.
So like, you know, sometimes I just got to make jokes about it
to make myself sleep better at night, cuz one day is going to

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happen. Anyways, Alfredo is sitting
there, looking slack job like a fish on Deck when like he's
realizes that he's being stood up to, for the first time.
So, uh, he kind of is like Or they'll be problems and he's
like, okay what's the problem? Like what what are you gonna do?
If I don't pay you and Alfredo is just standing there and he
pushes him again. He's like what are you gonna do?
If I don't pay you and Alfredo looks around and is like, man, I

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run this park and he's like, oh you do you do and he pushes them
again and Alfredo is like stop pushing me, but he like voice
cracks when he says it. Dude, it's the funniest thing
like this. Wannabe gangster who walked up
and was trying to extort money out of a grown man is now
getting pushed and it's like hi on this place you know just
sound in real confident in himself.

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Yeah man you tell him you sound like you're in charge of here.
Everybody takes orders from you.You sound like the broken
squeaky toy from Toy Story out here regardless, you know, he
he's like getting punked and he finally, you know, is like well,
I don't need this man. Like I'll get out of here, dude.
I don't need to take crap from you, he's like yeah, get out of
here man. Like no one's afraid to you like

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get out of here. It's not your skate park.
Anyways, so afraid. Oh is like Leaving, you know,
and he's got his fists balled and he's like, Mom mad and he
comes over to us and he's grabbing all the stuff.
He's like, I'm outta here dude. I don't, I don't need to take
this crap, like, I've got betterstuff to do and we're like,
yeah, yeah, not for sure. Dude.
Like yeah, you got better stuff to do.
Like we're trying not to embarrass some more and make him

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feel bad because we have known him for a while.
Like yeah, he's a character, dude, he's a clown and we know
he's a clown, but like he's the skate parks clown and it's like,
yeah, you got punked. So, on the way out, though, for
whatever reason, he decides to go back past the ball dude and
like provoke him some more and Idon't know what he says.
I don't know what he said to him, I don't know if it was

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worth. What happened?
I don't know any of that. Okay, all I know is that he
walked up to the ball. Dude, again, said something that
apparently was quite offensive because all we seen that next is
Alfredo on the ground in the bald, dude, just like wailing on
him. So we go over there and we break
it up because like we don't wantfights at the skatepark because
if there's too many fights at the skate park they just shut it

(05:09:49):
down for the day. So we're like Whoa, We don't
want to fight so We break it up and Alfredo gets up.
And he's like, hold me back, hold me back.
And we're like, yeah, sure. We're gonna hold you back.
This guy just got embarrassed but we're gonna hold you back.
Sure. And the guys like, don't you
ever say anything like that again and we're like, Alfredo,
what did you say is like nothing, I didn't say nothing.
He's like, no, no, go ahead. Tell your friends what she said,
tell your friends, what you said.
He's like, I didn't say nothing.He goes, no.

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Tell him know. I just said I was gonna find out
where his mom lived and I was gonna go see her and we're like
you did what you threatened thisguy's mom.
And he's like well, I wasn't like actually, like I just
wanted to scare him. He's like, dude, what did you
expect to happen? He's like well you didn't need
to hit me and everybody at that point like flip side's.
We're like dude, you can't threaten to go to somebody's
mom's house and like pull up on their mom and expect them to

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just calmly sit there and do nothing about it.
Like I'm sorry afraid. Oh, what did you think?
He's like, I don't know. I had just like heard people say
it before so I thought it was like a good thing.
We're like. Yeah.
Well generally when you've already lost the fight once and
been punked, the best thing to do is not threaten their mom,
all right. Like do you understand why that
stuff? And he's like, yeah but you
know, you didn't Need to fight me in the ball.

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Dude, is like, you need to stop acting like you run the streets
and like, you know, anything about it?
Because you don't know anything.Like, you're an idiot and you're
just gonna embarrass yourself and get yourself hurt.
Like, it's ridiculous and, you know, Alfredo is like nah, man.
Like I know what I'm talking about.
Trust me, like, I've grown up onthe streets.
He's like, no, you clearly haven't like you really clearly

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have not grown up on the streetsbecause you just got beat up
really easily. And Alfredo is like nah, man.
No in the bald guys like well ifyou don't want to stop pretend
to be gangster, then leave and never come back to this
skatepark, because I just moved into that apartment complex over
there. And I'm gonna be here every day,
and every day he want to pretendto be gangster.
We're gonna have a problem. Do you understand?
And he's like, oh yeah, yeah. And he takes all of his stuff

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and left and everybody was just kind of sitting there and you
know, nobody was like Pro balledguy, because he did just beat up
like some kid that was threatening him, you know, but I
get the same time. Like, hitting kids is an okay
but like threatening to go to Assomebody's mom's house and beat
them up is also not. Okay.
So like it's really not an idealsituation either way.

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I'm sorry for those Discord notifications but, uh, yeah.
Alfredo whenever he did come back to the skate park acted,
very, very differently and just in general, like whenever people
would see him or talk about him,they said he changed a lot after
that. So, regardless of whether or
not, you know, beating up kids at the skatepark is good.
It did change. How Fredo.
So in this one particular instance, it's okay.

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But if you are an adult, please don't go to skate parks and
fight children because that's that's just weird.
That's not cool. That's not a Fight Club.
Okay. That's a felony.
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microphone. I've got a story time for you
guys today, that it's pretty funny.
You know, the title I'm not gonna lie is a little bit of
clickbait. It's probably not the scariest
water slide to Exists. But regardless, I have a friend
who legitimately crapped his pants at a water park in
Tennessee because the water slide we were going on was way
too scary and we had to sneak him back into the room because

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we were actually on vacation with the girl that he was
talking to. It was a family friend.
So yeah, I had to wingman my friend who crapped himself on a
water slide back to the hotel room, so it was crushed in find
out. And trust me, I'm just a good
friend so that's what the story times gonna be today.
And yeah, without further Ado, let's get into it just celebrate
It's so good. It's not good.

(05:14:24):
Nice racking her ass, Brazilian just turned 21 but my Banks a
Millions where I'm a little drunk but it's a hell of a
feeling God. So anyways, there's this place
in Tennessee. I'm not exactly sure where it
was, but it was this hotel in Tennessee that had this massive
water park in it. Like attached to the hotel.
There was a water slide that like went out the side of a
building and back in. It was supposed to be this, this

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super cool vacation where we were gonna hang out and like, do
our thing. And just be on water slides.
And it was my family and my friends family, and then his
friends family like his family friend, right?
So it was like me, my parents, my friend, his parents, and then
their friends and their daughterwho my friend had a crush on.
Like, you know, you know, when you be crushing Loki and it's

(05:15:08):
that awkward stage. We're like, you haven't really
told each other that you like each other but you know, you
like each other. Like that was the stage.
It was in, you know. So my friend is straight up
hyped to be spending a week at awater park with his Crush
because I mean, as a teenage boy, a week without supervision
around your crush. Constantly wearing a bikini is
basically like the greatest thing that could ever be given

(05:15:28):
to you. Anyways, in this hotel, there
was like two water parks, there was an indoor part that had, you
know, a lazy river, a wave pool,a couple of the slides.
You would also go in there to goon the slide that like went
outside the building, you know, and went back down to the bottom
floors. So there was an indoor water
park and then there was an outdoor water park.
And when we first arrived out the outdoor water park.

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There was a water slide that I'mnot making this up dead.
Did a did a loop like a loop de loop like you know how roller
coasters do a Luke there was a water slide that did that.
And obviously we had pulled up kind of late so like we weren't
gonna ride it. But it was the one thing that we
were all super looking forward to riding and it's in the
outdoor section of the water park, that's gonna be important
because the next day, when we wake up after seeing this

(05:16:12):
loop-de-loop ride, it's raining and the outdoor water park,
obviously, can't be open in the rain.
So the only thing that we're allowed to do is go to the
indoor water park. Regardless, we start, like going
on these slides. The next Morning at the indoor
water park and it becomes very clear to me.
Obviously that my friend who I'mgonna name, Dom in this story is
not a giant fan of water slides.All right, I never really heard

(05:16:35):
of anybody being like afraid of water slides, but the look on
his face when we get on the first slide is just pure fear.
And I immediately realized that I'm gonna have to help my homie
out and just like make him look good in front of this girl he
likes because he is crapping himself and and that's not a
good look. Alright.
Like I'm not saying that a girl shouldn't date you if you're
afraid of things but it is probably hard to look attractive

(05:16:56):
when you're like about to tear up and cry at the fact that
you're on a water slide. I'm just saying.
And that goes for anybody, like,if anybody started crying on a
water slide, you probably would think that there's something
wrong with the her ability to, you know, get over things that
are scary. So I kind of like, distract the
girl, while we're going on slides and we basically redirect
the majority of our time to the the like lazy river in the White

(05:17:20):
Wave Pool, like all that stuff. And so the girl is kind of
starting to ask Like why we're not going on the slides and
stuff. So I make it up and I tell her,
I'm like, oh yeah, I'm afraid ofwater, slides, I take one for
the team and the worst part is, when I tell the girl that I'm
afraid of water. Slides, she starts laying into
me about how I'm a wimp and likeonly chickens are afraid of
water slides, and how it's so ridiculous to be afraid of

(05:17:42):
something that can't hurt you. And keep in mind, I'm not the
one afraid of water, slides. Dude, I'm the one trying to
cover for my friend being afraidof water slide, so he obviously
is like, well, now I can never admit to being afraid of water
slides because this girl is clowning on my friend for
pretending to be afraid of water.
Slides. And so she's like, oh well
whatever like you have to make me a deal if we don't go on
water slides today, then as soonas that Loop d, loop one is

(05:18:05):
outside, like we're gonna have to go on it and I look at her
and my friends and I'm like, oh no, I'm really afraid of slides.
I don't think I want to go on that one.
Which I hadn't really talked to my friend yet, but, you know, I
was trying to be a good person and be like, here is your chance
to say, oh no, we won't go on it, because, And doesn't want to
and make me look like a wimp. So that way you can look good in

(05:18:29):
front of your crush. You know what I'm saying?
Like, I was really trying to give them an out.
But my friend, for whatever reason, I don't know if he was
just trying to look cool in front of this girl or what
they're definitely was no thought process.
It's like, yeah, Ryan, unless you're too scared as soon as
it's sunny. Why don't we just go ride the
loop-de-loop slide and he startslike kind of insinuating that
I'm a baby. And keep in mind, I have been

(05:18:51):
doing all of this to try to helpmy friend out.
Like I'm really just trying to be a good wingman out here dude.
If you're gonna start calling mea baby because I'm covering for
you, then I'm not gonna cover for you anymore.
That's not how it's gonna work. So I give him one more chance.
I look at him and I'm like, not dude, I really don't want to do
the loopy loop slide. Do you want to do it?
And he looks at me and says, yeah, I'm not afraid of

(05:19:11):
anything, are you? And it's like bro.
Yeah I'm not I know for a fact that you almost cried on the
water slide, I didn't. So I decided to do the only
thing at this point when you've tried to do something.
Nice for somebody and they like just won't take your kind.
Is I look at him and say, okay, then I guess we'll ride the loop
d loop slide as soon as it's open.
So anyways, we get back to the room that night because me and

(05:19:32):
him are sharing a room and he's like, dude, you gotta find a way
to get me out of having to ride that slide.
I'm like, no, dude, I gave you achance to get you out of that
slide and you decided to make fun of me to look cool in front
of your girl. So no, you're gonna have to go
down that loop de loop slide. He's like, man, I'm terrified.
I'm like look you should have thought about that before you
decided to make fun of me. When I was doing you a solid and

(05:19:53):
trying to make you look good. And he's like, look.
I'm so sorry. Like, please, please and no.
I know you guys are probably gonna leave comments down below
like I was a little petty and yeah, I was a little petty but
you got to learn your lesson. If somebody's doing you a solid
you don't like complain about it, you know, that's the
equivalent of like somebody doing your homework for free,
right? You're stressed out you're like,

(05:20:14):
oh please do my homework and they only get a 94 and you're
like, oh you did my homework, but you only got a 904, it's
like, oh I did your homework forfree.
Why you complain? I did give you an out to not
have to ride that stupid slide but you wanted to look cool.
So no, my work here is done. You can figure it out.
So the next day comes and the weather has cleared up, you know
what I'm saying? You know how it is, ladies and

(05:20:36):
gentlemen, or like the weather clears up?
I don't know if it was the next day or like if we spent one more
day in the inside water park, it's been a little bit but
regardless the weather eventually clears up and we go
out to the outdoor water park and we spend the beginning of
the day just kind of exploring everything.
There were some smaller slides some more pools and stuff.
A lazy river that was really fast like it was pretty cool.

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And sure enough standing there in the middle of it all, is this
giant loop de loop slide. And when I say a giant loopy
loop slide like it was one of those slides that you got into.
And then like the hatch closes on top of you in the floor drops
out from, under you, you know, like it's a pretty intense
water. Slide.
There's a pretty strict height, requirement.
They made sure before you went in that, like, you were in

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claustrophobic or anything, or had any heart problems.
It's a pretty intense water, slide.
And so we get to like the top ofthe Line for the slide and it's
me my friend and this girl and the guy up there is like okay
who's going first and the girl is like oh I want to go last
because I'm scared. So how about you go first to
show? Ryan that it's not scary and my

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friend is like oh yeah yeah yeahI'll go first.
I'll go first. So he gets in there and I'm
telling you right now. We had been at the water park
all day. Dude, this guy was so pale.
You would think he had never seen the sunlight.
I don't think I have ever seen somebody so visibly scared in my
entire life. He looks petrified because not
only is he afraid of water slides but keep in mind, this is

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one of those ones where they like clothes that hatch around
you and then the water starts pouring and the floor drops out
from under you. And he's also pretty
claustrophobic. So he's terrified.
Anyways, the floor drops out from under him.
I hear a scream and that's it. So I go up next.
I go down the slide and I get tothe end of the slide and I come
out and I hear Ryan Ryan and sure enough, I look over And my

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friend is like hiding in one of the Cabanas.
That's around the wave pool and emotions me over.
And he goes, look, I'm gonna tell you something, but you
promise you won't snitch. I'm like, yeah, I promise he
goes, I crapped my pants and I look at him and I'm like, okay,
very funny like haha, he goes noliterally, like I'm telling you,
I crap my pants on the slide, I got so scared, and so I start
laughing at him and I'm like, bro, are you serious?

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Like yes. But you can't tell anyone I'm
like, well, why can't I tell anyone?
And he says that obviously, he doesn't want the girl to know he
crapped his pants, which is fairenough.
But he also says that if the pool finds out that he pooped
out his way down the slide, they're gonna close down the
water park, and he's gonna have like ruined this girl.
He likes vacation and ruin our day because he crapped himself
being afraid of the water slide that he was supposed to be the

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tough guy going down. First, you know, he's trying to
be all tough. This man had crapped his pants
on a water slide on the bright side.
All the water shooting up, your butt, definitely means that
you're not gonna have to wipe when you get back to the room.
But like now I gotta find a way to get this kid to shuffle.
Walk back to the room with poop in his pants.
Doubt this girl finding out, so I look at him and I'm like, why
should I help you? You know, you got yourself into

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the situation. He's like, please, please do
don't make this girl know that Ipoop my pants.
And listen, all jokes aside is petty, as I was, and as mad as I
was, I will not make my friend have to look a girl.
He likes in the eyes and admit that he pooped himself on the
water slide so I give him the room.
Yeah, I'm like look, you got to get back quick because I've got
to make up an excuse as to whereyou went.
He's like, no, dude. If I'm gone and you're here,

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then she's gonna want to come back to the room and see me, and
trust me, like, I'm gonna need alittle bit to clean up, bro.
Which, I mean, might be a littlebit TMI that he blew out the
side of his shorts. The poop going down.
The water slide. And as we're trying to figure
this out, she comes off the water slide and she's like, oh
my God, what's wrong, guys? Like everything.
Okay, like let's go. Alright, another ride and I look
at my friend and I look at her and I am immediately.

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Do the only thing I can think ofand I go, I think I'm gonna
throw up and just start running towards the hotel.
Full speed in my friend is like,oh my God, I gotta make sure
he's okay and starts waddling asfast as he can clenching his
cheeks. Other to not let anything fall
out. So, yeah, we get to the hotel
room, my friend cleans up his shorts.
It smelled pretty bad. We went back and I told the girl

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that I threw up and she made funof me for throwing up on the
water slide, but I didn't snitch.
And I'll tell you what my friendever since then, whenever I've
needed him as had my back. So it has come in handy and
moral the story is when your friends doing you a solid, don't
make fun of them, otherwise you will crap your pants on a water
slide and they'll be able to hold this over the head for the
rest of your life. And Dom, if you're watching

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this, you're poo. Poo was very stinky.
It was very good. Nice job.
And yeah, that note, guys, that's gonna do it for the
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It's 12:30 p.m. I just woke up.
It's May 3rd, and I figured, I would just make a chill video
cuz I don't know. It's feeling like a pretty chill
day. I obviously upload every day,
but today we're just gonna be talking about the vibe check,
guys. I know it's a pretty cringe
saying, but I just figured I would do a quick little video.
Letting you guys know what to look out for.
Whenever you're talking to somebody to see if they're

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actually passing the vibe, checkor not, this goes for friends
relationships. In general, I get so many DMS
asking me like how do you tell if a girl likes you?
So I'm just gonna do one video compiling, everything that
passes. The vibe check in one setting
that you guys need to be aware of.
And yeah, without further Ado, let's get into it.

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All right, number one on the vibe.
Check is obviously just being a nice person.
Now, I'm not saying you got to be Mother Teresa, okay?
You don't gotta be kissing, orphan babies in the streets,
but the amount of people that, like, are just in really, really
toxic friendships and relationships blows my mind.
Sometimes, your friends just like aren't nice people, you
know, they don't have to be niceto everyone all the time, but

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like just in general, you gotta make sure that people are nice.
And if you're trying to test somebody to figure out if
they're nice, here's a easy way to tell, if somebody's a good
person, just pay attention to how they treat like waiters and
workers that are helping them do.
Because rude people are rude. As somebody that spent a lot of
time working with like the public in general.
If somebody Is mean to like, waiters or workers?

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They're probably just not a niceperson and they're not passing
My Vibe. Check, I'm sorry.
That's a big pet peeve of mine is when people are mean to
workers and you just got to assume if they're mean to
somebody, they don't know. That's trying to help them.
How are they gonna treat you? When like, you get in a fight
with them, you know, girlfriend or even just a friend?
Like, if your friend is mean to people, he doesn't know.
What is he gonna say when he that they know everything about

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you, your girlfriend? You know, is like oh yeah.
I mean a waiters. But I'll never be mean to you.
The first fight you get in. She starts bringing up about how
this is, why your mom doesn't love you.
Like it's just not a good situation of people aren't nice
to waiters. They're gonna be mean to you
too. I've never really understood
people that like date mean. People either.
They'll know me. And they're like, yeah you know
they're a little rough around the edges and I love them and

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I'm like, dog Rough Around the Edges means, you know, maybe
they don't tie their shoes. Every morning or like brush
their teeth every morning. It does not mean that they are
kale the waiter for bringing them Pepsi when they asked for a
Coke. Like some people really, really
just love being with me people. I don't get it any personally
though. And if I could give it advice to
you guys date, somebody nice. It just makes life easier and

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only be friends with nice people, too because life is just
easier when you're being nice. Obviously, I make fun of stuff
on the internet, but like, general rule be nice to
strangers, okay? And be nice to your friends in
general and if they're not nice,they're not passing the vibe.
Check number two on the vibe. Check is got to be the funny.
Okay, I know not everybody is funny but they at least have to

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have a good sense of humor. I don't know how some people go
through life with the personality of a dead goldfish,
but some of you guys find a way to do it, it's pretty
impressive. I don't understand it but like
some people are just the driest people on the planet.
I'm convinced. Some people don't have a sense
of humor. I think basically everything is
funny and I still matched with some girls on Tinder and talk to

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him and I'm literally like oh myGod you are the most boring
person I have ever spoken to in my entire life and this one I
guess like you're you're friendsshould be funny.
Obviously you I you guys probably Wouldn't be friends
with people that aren't funny, but in relationships, I don't
care how hot they are. If they suck and they're not
funny, they're just not funny. And that's never gonna change,

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man. You gotta have some
entertainment, a piece of advicethat my uncle gave me when it
comes to like dating a girl. He always told me two things,
you gotta date a girl. That's funny and has pretty
eyes. All right girls are gonna get
old. You're gonna get old too.
She's not always gonna look the same.
Her looks are gonna go away, buther eyes are gonna stay the same
and so's of her sense of humor usually.
So you gotta pick. Well man, like if you're in it

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for the long haul out here, you don't want to be bored as hell.
You want to be 60 with some girlwith the personality of a dead
goldfish. He's not even hot anymore.
I don't think so. I don't think so.
No you got to keep it solid. Make sure that they're funny or
they're not passing the vibe. Check number three is my
personal favorite. It's called the crazy.
Check this applies to everybody.You should do this to your
friends, you should do this to your girlfriend.
You should do this to your boyfriend's, whatever you're
into. I don't care.

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All I'm saying, is that even your family members night need a
crazy. Check.
Every now and then, I've had this happen a couple times there
was this one girl to tell us a story that I was hanging out
with pretty often like Three. Four times a week for a month or
two and she seemed pretty normal.
She was cute, everything seemed fine.
And then I was like, you know, Ishould do a crazy check in the
way that you do. A crazy check, is you bring up a

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subject that only crazy people have a certain opinion on, you
know, and you just wait to see what they think.
This girl, I was hanging out with.
I asked her if she believed in any conspiracy theories,
because, you know, don't get me wrong.
I love conspiracy theories all day.
But the conspiracy theories thatpeople believed in, definitely
tells you something about the type of person, they are, you
know, and this girl, just happened to tell me that she

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firmly believes that airplane's are dropping chemistry or
Chemtrails in the sky and that the government is putting stuff
in the water to turn the frogs gay.
She wasn't Alex Jones fan. I didn't end up staying in that
situation but you had to do the crazy check.
I would have never known otherwise unless I asked her
about it. So whenever you're getting to
know somebody, you know they're passing the vibe.
Check you're like man, I'm vibing with you.

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We could be best friends or likeyo we're really vibing potential
relationship here. You gotta do the crazy check.
You asked about Spiritual theories.
You ask what? Like the worst thing they've
ever done to an axes, you know? And you gotta be honest here,
don't be delusional. Don't be like, oh, it's funny
that she thinks that they're turning the frogs gay.
It's not, it's gonna be a problem in, like seven months.

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When she's making you take a bugout bag to the middle of the
desert to live for seven months because Alex Jones told her to
you just don't want to get locked down with crazy and I
feel like crazy friends is definitely scarier crazy
relationship and you move on, who really cares.
Everybody's got a crazy ex or two, but crazy friends, Loki
might get you in jail like you're hanging out with them

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next thing you know, they're like oh pull over.
They go rob a bank, hop back in the car you're suddenly get away
driver stuff like that can occur.
So you just got to be safe at all times.
You don't want any crazy friendsthat are gonna accidentally.
Get you mixed up in the mom or anything.
You just gotta be more careful of crazy friends because they
will just get you involved in stuff.
You don't even mean to be involved in.
I had plenty of crazy friends and high school and like,

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sometimes we'd be doing stuff and I would just sit there and
go. How the hell?
All, did I end up here? Like, how did I get here?
And it's because my friends werecrazy.
So you just gotta generally, give yourself that.
Reminder that you gotta avoid itwith the ten-foot pole and the
crazy check is the best way to do that.
This last one is probably a little bit controversial, like I
wouldn't be surprised if some people got pissed about this but

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it is at least for me personallyand like a lot of people that I
know this matters, they've done a bunch of studies and found out
that basically you're closest friends are how you're gonna end
up in life, like, you can predict how well you're going to
do based upon who your closest friends are and that especially
goes for a relationship. So just in general, there is
some small stuff that might not bug you now, that definitely

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might be a problem later, just overall pick people that are
motivated and like the same things you do, pick people that
live a life that you want to live.
Like if you start liking a girl that loves horses and you hate
horses news flash, dude. You better like figure something
out because it's just not gonna work what people use as
Motivation. And like what they want to do

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with their life Loki does matter.
It's really hard to be friends with a jock that spends 12 hours
a day. Practicing football.
When like you're playing Minecraft all the time and most
importantly, for this, at least for me when I was younger
hanging out with the wrong crowd.
Is definitely a thing. I know when you're younger, it's
like cool to not care or whatever, but I had plenty of
friends that still have done absolutely nothing with their

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life and all the time I spent with them just made me lazy and
mean, because they were lazy andmean.
So, overall, just be sure that when you are picking friends or
you are picking people to be around that, they're the type of
people that you want to be more like, don't be friends with
people that you think suck because it's scientifically
proven that. That basically means you're
gonna suck. Anyways, guys, I don't really

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know what else to say, pick yourfriends, wiseley, this is kind
of a weird video. It's not something that I
usually make, but I don't know. I woke up late and just felt
like chilling and talking for a bit.
So hopefully you enjoyed. If you did, be sure to press the
like button, let me know in the comments section down below what
you You thought if you really want to support the channel, you
always can get merch. Use code scrubby at the gfuel,
check out all that good stuff. But honestly, this just is a

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pretty like, you know, importanttopic for life I guess picking
who you're being around is kind of important because, you know,
you're gonna be around them all the time and they're gonna shape
who you are. So maybe just be a little more
aware of it. Maybe pick people that are a
little better for you and, you know, best of luck out there to
everybody passing the vibe. Check if you don't pass the
vibe, check, then that sucks. I hope you guys aren't crazy.
Demotivated mean, evil people? That also want to be up waiters,

(05:35:16):
but if that is you, I mean, keepwatching my videos.
I guess I still get ad revenue for it and, uh, yeah.
Okay, on that note. Here's the real loud show.
Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. If you guys did enjoy this video
and you don't mind if, like, once a week.
I just kind of talk for 10 minutes without actually, you
know, planning anything out or telling a story.
Let me know cuz not gonna lie. This video was pretty fun to

(05:35:37):
make so hopefully you guys enjoyed it too.
And yeah, not anyone pregnant. If you do make sure.
They're hot and hopefully, I'll see you guys next time with
another video. I'm gonna go play some video
games now. I'm out.
Peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy. Scrub here back again with
another video. Hope you guys are all having a
fantastic day. I know I am and if you are be

(05:35:58):
sure to press the like button. Otherwise no joke, no scam.
Joe Exotic will smack you over the head with the prison tray
table, and trust me. You don't want to be in prison,
unconscious with Joe Exotic. It's not a good time
realistically, though. I hope you guys are having a
great day. My name is scrubby.
As you can tell from the title and thumbnail.
Today, have quite a crazy story for you guys.
So, uh, yeah, without further Ado, buckle your seat belt.
Don't get anyone pregnant throughout the duration of this

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story, and let's get into it. Anyways, guys, we've got another
longer video today because I'm gonna be telling you guys about
arguably, the most awkward terrible cringe School
presentation I've ever seen in my entire life.
I don't know what makes it worse.
The fact that this happened in college.
So this kid was like paying for the class.
He gave this presentation in or the fact that I'm not entirely
sure if he'd like I I'm really not confident that our teacher

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fail to even though it definitely should have been that
way. So yeah.
Without further Ado, let's get into it and comment the word.
You know, if you do, in fact, have big swag.
So in my freshman year of college, AKA my only year of
college, I had to take in English class.
And I'm just really not a fan ofmost English teachers because
like they try to make things waytoo deep.
You know, sometimes the author just says, the curtains are

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blue. It's not a metaphor for like his
overwhelming, depression blocking out, the sunlight of
his life, maybe he just wanted blue curtains, you know, but
English teachers. And I just didn't really Vibe
like that because they were justalways trying to make things way
deeper than they were. And I thought that I would end
in high school, but I get to call College and sure enough,
you know, my, my English teacheris a even more of like, you
know, no opinion is the wrong opinion.

(05:37:27):
Write about whatever you want. Which, I mean, like some of
opinions are just the wrong opinion and that's okay.
It doesn't mean that, you know, the person who thinks them are
all evil, but some opinions are just wrong.
For example, if you pour cereal,after you've poured milk, you're
a path. I'm sorry.
You know, you can have that opinion.
It doesn't make it right, regardless, you know, most

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people in the class kind To passthe vibe check.
But there was like a couple kidsthat she was really nice to for
no reason. We had this one kid that was
just straight up and in self, like, straight up and insult.
No Way Around It. For those of you that don't know
what it is. It's just a dude that can't get
a girlfriend, because, you know,he's like is pathetic or
whatever. And then he blames women for it,
as if it's their fault. Like man.

(05:38:10):
Maybe if you didn't smell like Bo and we're socks, the sandals
everywhere. You can get a girlfriend.
I'm just saying, man, nobody wants to date a 56 year old
retired man, when you're supposed to be 21 and it was
just like this giant, dude, justdid not do himself any favors
and was mean to women like girlswould try to talk to him in
class and he would tell them that they're useless to society
unless they can have kids. It was just a bad.

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He was a really weird weird kid and for the most part you know,
our English teacher would be like even though his opinions
are wrong. Sometimes you know everybody has
the right to their opinion. We have to respect it.
Oh my gosh, I should I get it, we live in America.
You can say what you want. Yeah, randomly attacking women
in your college. Class for being useless until

(05:38:51):
they have kids, probably not a very good move plus I feel like
gender doesn't have a lot to do with usefulness because like I'm
a dude, I'm useless. What do I do?
I just talk crap on the internetall day you know like anyone can
be useless regardless you know our teacher would defend this
guy and towards the end of the year she tells us that we're
gonna have this huge project where we basically have to make
a 20-minute presentation on something that we're passionate

(05:39:13):
about. You know, something that we
really care about that. We want everybody in our class
to know about and so I decide todo the only logical thing and
make a joke out of the assignment.
I think I ended up doing my project on like why I really
love Biggles, you know, just something dumb and we had a
couple weeks to do it. So the day of class comes and I
get up and I give my presentation about bagels and

(05:39:34):
everybody is obviously roused bythe amount of excitement that I
have for the world's greatest breakfast food.
I'm just saying, bagels are the best, they are extremely
versatile. This is not related to the story
but I'm passionate about it. So you're going to hear it.
What else can you have so many options for breakfast, food?
It could be a breakfast sandwich.
It could just have cream cheese,you don't even have to put
anything on it. It's just toast, then bagels are
the most versatile breakfast food.

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And as the most important meal of the day, I think Bagels
deserve more respect on the foodpyramid, we should add another
layer to the pyramid and it's the bagel as a Halo on the
pyramid because it looks like one anyways.
So I give up. I give my 20 pregnant
presentation about bagels and I sit down and creepy boy, decides
that it's his turn and I'm gonnagive him a name, just because
the way he says, things is just better.
If there's like a name attached.I'm gonna name him, uh, Clarence

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Clarence is a good name for people that hate women clearance
gets up and starts his presentation and it starts
pretty. Okay.
It's like oh laws in America arewritten badly and you know, we
need to change them and I'm likeyeah, fair enough, some laws
aren't cool, you know, you got dudes in jail for like 80 years
for a joint in their car. Like that's that's kind of not
chill. But, you know, let's see what

(05:40:40):
this presentation is about. It's 20 minutes and the first 10
minutes makes sense. The first 10 minutes is talking
about how laws are written by people that are out of touch
with like, what who the laws Impact all that stuff you know
whatever whether or not you agree politically it's a good
presentation for like a class, okay.
And then out of nowhere, sorry I'm eating an orange.
Give me a sec. This thing had the biggest plot

(05:41:01):
twist since the fact that the Titanic sinks.
All right. Oh, the unsinkable ship is
sinking. That's how surprised I was with
what happens next. A slide pops up and it says, why
kidnapping isn't wrong. And I'm like, wow, this is a
little bit of a different avenue, you know.
You went from laws are bad to, Ishould be allowed to kidnap
whoever I want. It's a scenery change, you know
it might be a quick change of pace but let's hear it and he

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starts talking about how kidnapping actually shouldn't be
illegal, because if you're weak enough to be overpowered and
taken somewhere by somebody, it's just Nature's way of saying
that you deserve it. Like, oh, if you get kidnapped
by somebody, you kind of deserveit because they're stronger than
you. And if they aren't stronger than
you, then you wouldn't get kidnapped.
Which, you know, maybe not the most normal way to look at

(05:41:46):
things like as if kidnapping victims, just deserved it.
Well, you To hit the gym a little bit more, Rebecca, the 67
man that kidnapped, you probablywould have had a harder time and
you wouldn't have deserved it. I get the idea but like we're
not gorillas dude. Maybe in nature when there's no
rules in place. That's fine.
But I thought we all kind of agreed that kidnapping people
was kind of wrong when we like invented roads and cars and

(05:42:06):
stuff. Ah maybe taking people against
their Wailers. It's not nice.
That's what the dudes with the twirly mustaches in the 20s
decided. You know there was no laws
before the 20s though. It was the Wild West.
Everyone was getting kidnapped. Like look how many Cowboys were
literally scalping. Each other?
Okay, we're gonna act like everyone was civilized back
then, I don't think so. This whole anti-kidnapping
thing, kind of knew, so the it gets weird.

(05:42:28):
I know what you're thinking. How does it get weird?
Or the dude, basically admittingthat kidnapping people should be
legal in the middle of a collegeclass?
Well, well, it takes us, severe turns.
So I'm not the only one kind of concerned by the fact that this
guy is saying that kidnapping should be legal and our teacher
who, like I said, is like a blueherring English teacher.
Everyone's opinion deserves respect like, Oh yeah, one of

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those people. And so she asked him a question.
She's like, well, why do you think kidnapping should be
legal? Why are you passionate about
this? You know, because that was the
project is something that we're passionate about and being
passionate about the fact that kidnapping should be legal.
Is a weird thing to be passionate about, it's like
being passionate about. I don't know, the way socks feel
when they're wet. Like, it's just a weird thing to

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be passionate about and I did just equivalate what stocks to
kidnapping, but we're just gonnaskip over that.
So, whatever this dude is basically like, well, I can't
get a girlfriend, but if I was able to kidnap a girl, then she
would have been able to leave me.
And the entire class is just like silent because he just
admitted that in front of a bunch of people which is a very

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weird thing to admit. Yeah, girls don't like me.
So I'm really just trying to steal one against her will and
for her to love me you know. Stockholm syndrome is a thing
though, I guess. So maybe he was gonna Beauty in
the Beast, it like kidnapper, dad and then do a weird trade
situation. Who knows?
Who knows? It's not NFL draft day.
So obviously everybody in this class is just kind of sitting

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there not knowing what to say, because that's a very weird
thing to admit, that you're passionate about the idea of
kidnapping, somebody to force them to love you.
I also feel like, if you really love someone, I don't, I don't
know if kidnappings on the table.
Like listen, I love some people.Okay.
And I've never wanted to take them against their will ever.
It's just not something that's ever crossed my mind and, you

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know, not to be too judgmental. But if that is crossing your
mind pretty often. You might need some help.
Okay, we need to get you on Dr. Phil, maybe get you to the ranch
because you've got some issues, you've got some issues.
So he openly admits this, and our teacher is just kind of
sitting there not knowing what to say.
Because she's one of these like oh every opinions a real
opinion. And like now she's trying to
defend herself over the fact that somebody is in her class,

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getting a speech that kidnappingwomen should be legal.
And now the class is just getting uncomfortable because
like I don't, what are you supposed to say?
So he finishes his presentation and the teachers.
Like all right, It we're gonna opens it up to questions from
the class and like everyone's hand shoots up everybody and the
demographics of this class heavily not male.

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So it was a ballsy presentation to do to say the least.
And just, to make this very, very, very clear to everyone on
YouTube. I don't agree that you should
kidnap anyone, especially because of their gender.
Okay. I just feel like I need to make
that clear. Kidnapping is bad.
The entire class starts asking him why he thinks it's okay to

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kidnap people. Or like why does he feel like
the only way for him to get a girlfriend is kidnapped people.
And he's seeming so annoyed at these questions but these are
pretty normal like one girl really asked him.
Why are you so insecure that youneed to like kidnap people to
date? You you know, everybody's asking
the real questions and he's justgetting increasingly annoyed.
And it's like this is why you people can't understand culture.

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It's not weird to think that like, you know, you should be
able to kidnap people that you're stronger than.
It's, it's kind of weird. It is kind.
Kind of weird though man. Like it is pretty pretty weird.
As far as weird things go. Anyways, homeboy up here is
getting really defensive and like sweating a lot.
A because, you know, he's a gargantuan incel and B Because
when people start to pressure your opinions and your opinions

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are just stupid, you tend to getnervous like when somebody
logically asked you, how is it fair to kidnap people?
There's really not a good answer.
So he's getting nervous and juststarting to get emotional.
He's just like yelling at people.
Now when people are asking him questions.
And I'm just saying, man, after my bagel presentation, people's
questions were just pure joy about where can they find the
nearest bagel store? So as far as presentations, go

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definitely deserve the name. Anyways, obviously, neck boy and
neckbeard boy, Clarence is getting getting very frustrated
at the fact that girls in this class just aren't cool with
letting him kidnapped them whichFair reasoning.
He's getting increasingly frustrated because everybody is
pointing out how dumb is argument is and he decides that
the best thing to do in this situation is instead of you know

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apologizing For saying anything or I don't know explain what he
means when he said kidnapping people is cool and like trying
to fix that very, very bad sentence.
He doubles down and is like yep.All you girls that are arguing
with me are exactly what I mean when I say that you deserve to
get kidnapped, which is a very weird thing to like what you

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guys are pointing out, how a logical it is for me to want to
kidnap people. So I'm gonna kidnap all of you.
I also feel like that could be taken as a threat.
I'm just saying if any of these girls go missing, they're going
to his door first. And at this point, me and a
couple of the other dudes in class like had enough when you
start threatening the girls in our class to kidnap them.
So we like tell them to shut up and leave politely, not
politely, but I can't swear on the Internet or Susan will take

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away all my address revenue and then my kids will starve, not
that I have kids, but one day I will and I don't want them to
starve. So me and a couple of other
dudes are like. All right, dude, you're done.
Like, you need to stop and our English teacher gets up in our
faces when we're telling him to stop.
And starts telling us about how like free speech is all speech,
but I feel like free speech doesnot cover threatening.
To kidnap your classmates like I'm pretty sure that's an

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asterisk underneath is that? That's not cool and all.
So if you're willing to do a 20-minute presentation on
kidnapping you're probably willing to kidnap.
Somebody, come on, let's just behonest here.
Anybody willing to do that much research and why kidnapping is
morally, okay? Kind of a scary thing to have
out in society. Wandering around.
At this point though class is just disrupted.

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Our teacher like pushes us off. We weren't on him but like gets
us away from him and he's like class is done for the day,
whatever. So we go back and I'm sitting
and my like dorm room just minding my own business and I
check my phone and she gave me a50% on my bagel presentation
with an Astros underneath sayingthat I was disrespectful to

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fellow classmates during presentation because apparently
telling a neckbeard that threatening to kidnap.
His classmates is bad, is like disrespect somehow.
But, you know, an entire projectabout how everybody in your
class, Loki deserves to get kidnapped because you're a
weirdo. He can't find love.
Now, that's cool, that's cool. No Really cares about that part.
Come on. That's right.
I got punished for telling my classmate not to kidnap my other

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classmates. So moral of the story is if you
know your classmates have her crazy, just don't say anything
because you're gonna get in trouble for it.
Real talk though, guys. After that English class, I
ended up like, just not going back to school, so I don't
really know whatever happened tothat dude, but I'm guessing he's
probably in jail for like attempted kidnapping because I
don't feel like he was smart enough to actually get away with

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it. Anyone that makes a presentation
about how kidnapping should be legal is doing a very bad job at
not making themselves as a suspect when they do kidnap
someone. But hey who really knows on that
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Today's storytime just gonna be a chill Vibe you know, I'm just

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hanging out not doing anything to crazy as you can sell from
the title and thumbnail. It's one of my Are ridiculous
titles. I think I've ever used in my
entire life. It's like what come rub
Grandpa's belly or something like that?
You're probably thinking it's bizarre, which is a pretty fair
judgment to make because it is pretty bizarre.
But regardless bizarre things tend to actually be the most

(05:51:06):
entertaining so, uh, yeah, it should be a fun time.
So, without further Ado, let's get into it.
Press the like button, comment, down below, and let's go.
So, when you get to College you meet people, obviously that's
the entire point of like going to a different state or a
different place to meet new people.
And when you meet new people, for whatever reason, you like to
tell stories about yourself or at least I do like that's how I

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connect with people is telling stories to each other and
finding stuff that we have in common and can relate to each
other with. So when I made some new friends
in college, one of the things that we did like in the first
day or so of meeting each other is we all sat around and started
telling each other stories aboutgrowing up and like weird
traditions and, you know, some people could get along and
relate to Of my grandma is actually German, you know, my

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Omaha and like some kid had a German grandma, too.
So we bonded over that but like you just kind of tell stories
back and forth and I don't know it's fun to just hang out.
Maybe provide yourself with somesocial lubricant and just have a
good time telling stories. But regardless for whatever
reason, as we're sitting there telling stories about growing up
in our family and whatnot. The topic of holidays comes up

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and basically, every family has like a weird holiday tradition,
something that not a ton of other people do, and I'm sharing
memories of like Christmas when I was little.
Like when I got an Xbox 360 likebeing hyped, out of my mind or,
you know, going on that Norad website like satellite tracking
Santa Claus. Apparently, Santa Claus had to

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check in with the Navy so that way they could track him while
he was delivering presents. So they didn't shoot him out of
the sky, which is pretty crazy to think about, you know, like
the US really had a nukes pointed at Santa's sleigh one
time and we're like, hold up. Pulled up, hold up before we
shoot him down. Let's establish radio contact
and provide a satellite trackingmethod.
But regardless, you know, we're just talking about holidays and

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things that would go down. And one of the people that's
sitting in the room hanging out with us.
That's been pretty quiet throughthis entire conversation, like
gets this look in his eye, in his like, ah, yeah.
And don't forget about rubbing Grandpa's belly with Vaseline
and everyone's like, we hold on.What like the conversation.
Basically goes silent like, in the scene in the movie.
When somebody says something weird in a bar, where they don't

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belong and, like everybody turnsand looks at them, that's
basically what happens when thisdude says that one of his
favorite memories of Christmas is rubbing Grandpa's belly with
Vaseline. You know?
Like that. That's not a very normal memory
to have with Grandpa. Yeah, you know, my grandpa
taught me how to be a man and how to cover your belly with
vestly. And gosh, I miss Grandpa more

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and more every day. May he rest his soul, he's not
dead. He's just in prison for making
me rub his belly with Vaseline. I didn't want to press charges
but apparently. It's illegal, you know, like so
after he says it, he immediatelytries to be like no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, it's not weird. So we demand an explanation,
which is what you do. When somebody says that their

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favorite holiday tradition involves rubbing their grandpa.
That's just not something that you're used to hearing every
day. So, this dude starts explaining
to us that his family is Latvian, which I mean, I didn't
know that. That was a weird tradition to
rub bellies, he claims. That it's not like a thing in
Latvia at all to rub Grandpa's belly.
I guess, you know, for whatever reason, he just needed to let us

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know. He was a lot via first is, if
that makes it more normal it's like, oh, do lotions have a
weird Grandpa? Rubbing ceremony?
No, no. I just figured that would
somehow make my explanation, make more sense and it didn't.
But regardless he explained thathis Grandpa didn't speak.
A lot of English and he doesn't speak a lot of whatever language
they speak in Latvia. I don't really know.

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I'm not an expert on Latvian folklore, but Regardless it made
it hard for them to communicate and one of the earliest memories
he has is when he was a kid, he had this weird like skin
condition on his stomach. So they would basically rub
vaseline on his belly and his Grandpa didn't live with them at
the time, but his parents would like rub vaseline on his stomach

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to make his skin condition on his stomach better.
And anyways, one Christmas when the kid is like three years old,
his grandpa is laying there, taking a nap and he walks up to
him and rubs vaseline on his stomach and like the family
thought it was funny. And so the kid because his
adults were laughing at him. Kept rubbing his Grandpa's belly
with Vaseline. So, for the next like three

(05:55:30):
nights, he would rub his Grandpa's belly with the
Vaseline. So like for whatever reason is
family, just keeps encouraging him to rub his Grandpa's belly
with Vaseline and it becomes a nightly routine when his grandpa
moves in with him. But it just started at Christmas
time, right? So this kid's Knightley.
Teen involved. Rubbing his Grandpa's belly with

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Vaseline and I know what you're thinking like, oh haha, that's
cute. So we asked him like, how long
this went on and he starts telling us that he was doing it
before he came back after, like winter break in high school was
the last time that they had doneit, meaning that this man was 17
years old. Rubbing his Grandpa's belly with

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Vaseline every night and I'm just saying, like, sure, you
know, it's one thing if it's a medical condition, like, your
caretaking for Grandpa, he has to have his belly, rub with
Vaseline. But if grandpa just like having
a soft belly, it's a little bit bizarre for two, grown men to
just be rubbing each other with Vaseline.
I'm just saying it would be weird if all the sudden in my

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next like Q&A video. I came out and said that me and
Benji, rubbish. Each other's bellies with
Vaseline every night but no homo.
It's just a little bit weird. Anyways, after this man has now
looked me in the eyes and says that, he loves rubbing Grandpa's
belly. That's something that he should
get on a mug, you know. Oh, Grandpa's belly.
Rubber number one that that's something that I would pay to

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wear everywhere. I would make merch that says,
Grandpa's belly rubber because that's just something you should
be proud of. So, he tells us this an
obviously, the entire room is very awkward, because there's
not much that you can really respond back to that.
When somebody is like, my favorite family, tradition is
stroking, Grandpa's hairy belly every night because, you know,

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the dude was Persian and I'm just saying he was a hairy dude.
And if his grandpa was his hairyas him, then he was getting some
some Vaseline way up in that belly hair and just rubbing it
in which I mean, and do you do? But that's just, that's just not
a pleasant visual like, you know, when people do ASMR with
really weird stuff like they're eating live octopuses, that's

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That's what I've envisioning thelevel of disgust with like
rubbing an old man's hairy bellywith Vaseline as he smiles down
on you and is like, yes, my son.I will teach you many things.
Grandpa will teach you now. Rub my belly more like.
Yeah, this is it's just weird. It's just weird.
But there's actually something that gets a little bit more
bizarre. So keep in mind, this entire

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topic came up. When we were talking about, you
know, like, holiday rituals stuff that would happen around
Christmas time. And obviously, he had told us
that it was around Christmas time when he had started rubbing
Grandpa's belly, which hey, nothing's more festive to get
the family together than watching a small child Rob
Grandpa. That's just weird.
I can't get over how absolutely nuts this all is.

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So regardless the kid is, like, yeah.
When it would be Christmas time,my family would do like three
nights of stuff. They would do Christmas Eve, and
then Christmas. And then the day after Christmas
would be three days of Festivities.
And so my Grandpa would dress upas Santa Claus and I would be
rubbing Santa's belly and I would tell him what I wanted for

(05:58:50):
Christmas. And I'm like, oh wow, that's
different. You know what?
So did you think it was? Santa Claus and he's like, no, I
knew it was my grandpa and I knew it was just my grandpa
dressed as Santa Claus. But, you know, it was nice, it
just made me feel way more connected to the spirit.
Which like I said, I'm not gonnajudge the spirit of Christmas is

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cool and all everybody loves getting good presents.
Everybody loves being with theirfamily.
Don't don't get it twisted. But I'm just saying, getting in
the mood for Christmas, for me, Isn't it?
When my hairy grid father, makesme stroke his belly while
wearing a Santa Claus costume and making me tell him what I
wanted for Christmas. But hey, I guess that's just the

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difference. You know, I might not be the the
dude with with the coolest traditions on the Block, I
guess. I've never smoked my grandpa's
belly. But anyway, Is guys, that's just
the reality of people in their family situations, is every now
and then, somebody just really likes rubbing up on Grandpa and
you don't really know what to deal with it or what to say back

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and what's even stranger than all of that other than Christmas
Grandpa belly. Rubbing Grandpa.
Rubbing in general is when we were like asking him what his
plans were for the tradition. He basically said that it was
something that he wanted his kids to do, because it brought
his family closer. Which, like I said, I'm not
judging if it works for your family that it works for your
family. But how do you pass on that

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tradition? Like one day, great grandpa, you
know, has been gone for long enough.
Your grandkid is, you know, old enough now where you tell your
dad to lay down on the couch with the Santa costume.
So that way, your son can rub his belly with Vaseline to
figure out what he wants for Christmas.
Some traditions just shouldn't get passed down and so, okay,
some traditions, just shouldn't.And I'm just saying, I think the

(06:00:35):
belly rubbing tradition of that family, maybe should stay a one
generation thing, maybe just make it a weird.
Story. You tell it parties.
Let's not make it like a national tradition.
But anyways, guys, that's gonna do it for the video.
I know that was way more. Chill of a story.
It's probably nothing that you guys are like, rushing to tell
people about, but if you did enjoy it, you know, if you got

(06:00:56):
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(06:01:39):
next time with another video. I'm out.
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boss will be creepy. Yeah, that's right.
Guys, if you don't press the like button, your boss might get
a little creepy on you and that's not fun.

(06:02:00):
Anyways, guys, working at a grocery store kind of sucked.
It was my first job and I had tons of bosses mainly because I
was at the bottom of the totem pole and also because people
tend to quit at grocery stores alot and you already have like
eight managers depending on the shift you're on.
So I had quite a few bosses meaning that I just had a lot of

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experience with weird. People telling you what to do
because for some reason grocery store manager positions don't
call to people that are pretty normal like normal people really
don't want to be working in a grocery store, but most people
that were in charge of me were pretty psychotic at least a
little bit. And the story I have today is
about one boss that I had in Secular that we called creepy

(06:02:43):
Joe because he was just creepy. Alright.
I don't know what it was about the dude, but something about
him just made. You feel like he low-key might
have worn skin for fun. Like, as a fashion statement,
the reverse of PETA. He went out of his way to make
sure animals had bad conditions type of creepy.
But regardless no harm, no foul.Usually, I had pretty cool

(06:03:04):
bosses at this grocery store, but one day I walk in and I'm
not even kidding. You, Lester from Grand Theft.
Auto is standing there. He's like this 45 year old dude
with the glasses that I thought they only let you wear in prison
you know and he's got like the hair to the point where you
should just shave it balls. I think we all have one relative

(06:03:24):
or one person that we see on a regular basis that is clinging
to the hair that's left on theirhead, you know, and it's all
dead in a creep in and you should just shave it off, you
know, eventually it gets to thatpoint.
So I walked into work and like Isaid, Lester is now my boss so I
take a picture, I sent it to everybody on Have chat as my
streak, it's very funny. Me and my co-workers that were

(06:03:45):
all so young. Teenage boys are making jokes
about going on a mission. Going on the heist, like all the
dumb jokes that you would. If your boss looks like Lester
and Loki, it's looking like, it's gonna be a pretty fun day
because most of the managers that we would have really didn't
come in trying to change our lives.
You know, they were just showingup gonna work their shift and go

(06:04:05):
home like the rest of us, which is really what we preferred.
I'm gonna bag grocerys and move cards fine.
I am really not out here to get life-changing motivation, but
Lester for whatever reason. He's annoying in Grand Theft
Auto and he also wanted to be annoying and real life, because,
right, when like the shift is starting, he calls over all of
the Baggers into, like this sidearea where there's no cameras

(06:04:27):
that can see you, and there's nostaff and it's where we would
have like little team meetings. So it's lesser and probably six
bags. And it just so happens that all
of us are teenage dudes. I think I was probably the
youngest one. I was like barely six.
Seen but you guys get the idea. Lester has us all gathered
around, you know, and he says I'm gonna be your boss now guys,

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I come from another store and I just want you to know how I like
the front of my store runs so that way you guys can adjust to
my managerial style which like Isaid, man, just let me bag
groceries and go home. Okay, I'm not an NFL player
adjusting to a new quarterback, I don't really care what your
offensive system is. I'm not gonna change the way,
I'm bagging Grocery and as he's telling us how he likes the

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front of his store run. He's being super weird and like
slow-mo walking through the crowd.
And at one point as he is telling me that he likes, you
know an efficient system of getting the carts in order he
like rubs my shoulders which I'mreally not cool with Lester and
noisy enough. When he calls my phone on GTA,
the second Lester starts, breaking it down and giving me a

(06:05:31):
time massage. I've gotten too far so this dude
is obviously creepy, I think if there would have been any girls
presidency, definitely would have been fired right away but
for whatever reason, Is a teenage meme was just like oh
whatever it's normal for super creepy dudes to be rubbing on
your shoulders. For some reason, I don't know.
I definitely could have had a lawsuit could have been retired
by now. For sure.

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So a creeper Cosby is rubbing onmy shoulders.
Telling me what he likes me to do as he's the boss and, you
know, no big deal, me and my friends, go about it and like
we're doing our work and everything's going relatively
normal, obviously, he's pretty creepy for the most part, but
after a couple of days of getting used to him, we all just
adjust to it. We started calling him creepy,

(06:06:12):
Carl. And unless her, we had a
plethora of nicknames for him because when your boss is
creepy, you just make nicknames.What else are you supposed to
do? When you're a boss.
Looks like he can't go with the 1000 feet of an elementary
school. You do what you have to do, but
for whatever reason, creepy Carldidn't like me a ton, maybe
that's cuz he caught me. Call him creepy Carl multiple
times. I don't know what I'm supposed

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to do. It was actually really awkward
when he caught me, I was in the back room on break.
Hanging out with a couple of thegirls that were Baggers and
obviously, All young. So, I was goofing off trying to
show off a little bit, and one of the best ways, one of the
best moves I got with the ladiesis to make them laugh.
You make girls laugh. They like, so I'm talking to him
and I'm like, oh, when do you guys get off tonight?

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And one of them was closing and I grown and was like, oh no, you
gotta work late with creepy Carl.
And she looked at me and was like, mmm, gave me this look
that I should probably shut up. So I made a joke and started
talking about how he looks like Lester from Grand Theft Auto and
was making all these jokes and sure enough.
Creepy Carl walks out of the bathroom, 15 seconds later and

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gave me a dirty look. So creepy.
Carl was not the biggest fan of me, all right?
And that's my bad. I probably shouldn't have been
trashed talking. My boss right next to the bath
bathroom that he was creeping in, but I didn't know.
And I regret nothing. So, because I made fun of
creepy, Carl, he gets out and decides that he's basically
gonna make my life hell, so creepy.
Carl starts creeping on me, low-key, he would just like,

(06:07:35):
stalk me around the store and try to catch me doing things
wrong, which wasn't very difficult.
Right. I'm not exactly proud of how
good of an employee I was while working for this grocery store,
but it was almost a point of Pride to catch Carl, trying to
stock on me because he was really bad at it.
Like, you would think somebody that looks that creepy would at
least be decent at stocking. Somehow it would come in their

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DNA, like how Turtles just naturally know to go towards the
water because of the Moon, you would think that people that are
looking creepy would just naturally know how to stalk
people. But this dude was like a lion
with three legs trying to hunt. There was this thing called like
a round and we would have to take this mop around the store
and just make sure there was no water on the ground for Karen's

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to slip and fall on man, I really could have had a couple
big lawsuits. Dude, there was so many times.
I could have just let it rip on a puddle.
Oh well you live in your arm. That's the downside of being
honest. As I only get stories about my
creepy boss, trying to stalk me around the store.
And anyways, he would always assign me to push this mop
around the store. And it was not very fun because

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like I said, you basically had to walk around and Not messes
and it would take an hour or twoif it was busy and there was a
lot of messes to clean up and sure enough for two hours.
He would like try to sink in andout of the rows and keep an eye
on me and catch me on my phone or something, which I don't know
if it's just him, not being goodat being creepy or the fact that
it's very hard to look stealthy next to a display of Captain

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Crunch but he was always so bad at catching me off guard.
This dude would really get on all fours and like crawl around
the bread section to peek aroundthe corner and make sure I was
pushing the broom correctly. Creepy Carl on all fours
crawling around, definitely being more of a distraction than
me on my phone would be like if you were in a grocery store.

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Okay. You're looking for the eggs.
What's more distracting? Me with one headphone in
listening to music pushing a broom or my manager.
That looks like a creeper on allfours haunting and stomping
around the cereal aisle. Trying to spy on me, who's not
on my phone, I'm just saying oneof these definitely prevented
more people from buying some jumbo.

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Ramp Carl, but aside from stalking me and just overall
being a creeper, the straw that broke the camel's back and
actually got him transferred to a different store.
I don't know how it didn't get him.
Fired was something that we called the coupon incident after
the store after he left. Because, well, that's the only
way to describe it is as an incident.

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So, creepy Carl, like I said, was a pretty creepy dude and one
of the things that he could creep on the most was soccer
moms, he would like Loki, followthem around the store.
If they were in yoga pants and observe them shopping and buy,
observe them. I mean, creepily check them out,
as they like checked, which pineapple was the best.
He was just a weird dude. And one day while I was up front

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bagging groceries, helping one of my favorite cashiers who was
also a young dude. This mom walked up to us started
checking out and then asked, if she could use some coupons on
this shampoo and the coupons were expired.
So there's nothing. We could really do, we had to
call over our manager and it just so happened that Be Carl
was our manager. And this lady was somebody that

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like I would see probably once aweek.
I didn't know her first name or anything but you know if I saw
her in the parking lot, I would waive the cashier and newer, she
definitely knew. We weren't an animals.
We got a long pretty well, she was chill.
Anyways, creepy Carl walks over to this lady, that's having this
coupon issue because we call them over and it's like, are
these lower tier workers? Bothering?

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You ma'am. And you know, since I said,
we're nice to the lady. She's like, no, no, I love
getting checked out by them. Like the grocery kind of checked
out. All right, she was not happy
that I was checking her out. She probably noticed creepy
Carl, checking her out too. So what whatever I didn't check
her out, you guys get what I'm saying?
Regardless he's like oh well, I'm surprised you know next time

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all have to make sure that you get special treatment when
you're ready to leave haha and it's like trying to flirt with
her by saying that he'll give her a special treatment at the
grocery store. Check out which I mean, hey do
what you gotta do, Carla, that'sall you got.
If that's the only movie you gotyou know, her boyfriend Might
have a Lambo, but you can get her to the front of the line, at
the grocery store. Shoot your shot.
Dude, do what you can. Anyways, she's like, yeah, I

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just have these coupons for the shampoo, but they're expired,
but they expired yesterday. So, I was just wondering if I
could use them. And creepy, Carl goes up behind
the soccer, mom grabs, the coupon on their hand, but as
he's grabbing them as, like, leaning over her shoulder, takes
a deep sniff of her hair, just atwo nostril.

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Deep inhale of her hair scent and his like, hmm.
You already using the shampoo because if so, then I'll have to
let you use these coupons, considering how great it smells.
And obviously, the lady gets very uncomfortable because
Lester from Grand Theft Auto just sniffed her hair to let her
use coupons and she's like, thank you.

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So, we end up checking her out and we give her a weird look.
And she comes back in after creepy, Carl looks away and his
like, what's your corporate number?
So the cashier I'm working with gives it to her and she's like,
I'm gonna call and complain about him because, you know, I'm
just not really comfortable withhim.
Sniffing my hair when I'm tryingto use coupons and we're like,
yeah, I mean, do what you got todo, you know, like we just

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worked here, she's like, yeah, I've never had a problem with
you guys, and I appreciate it. So, thanks for the corporate
number and we were like, yeah, no problem.
After that. I think I went to Disneyland
with my family for a week or something.
But sure enough, when I came back creepy Carl had transferred
a very Very suddenly he had to have had like a family member
somewhere high up in the companybecause I'm pretty sure.

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Most people just won't let you know.
Be sniffing strangers hair unless they really promised Mom
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high school. This was a big deal at our
school. One of the kids actually ended
up destroying a car and got awaywith it completely while
bragging about it. I know what you're thinking, oh
my God, how is that possible? And let me tell you, if I
explained to this quick, there wouldn't be a video about it.
Some of you telling you guys thestory time about how this icon
somehow managed to get away withthe crime of the century and

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most importantly, entertain a bunch of people while doing it.
So without further Ado, let's get into the video.
Anyways guys, one day I go to school and this kid is sitting
there and he's got this big smile on his face and he starts
telling us that he destroyed a car on the way to school this
morning. And I'm like, all right bet so
tell me the story that if this is legit because like I don't
know about you but when somebodygoes oh yeah.
I just destroyed expensive property and I'm not in jail

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right now. I just have a hard time
believing it. Usually I'm like oh yeah sure
you did. You know you destroyed a car and
you're sitting here and in classand said of getting Interrogated
by somebody anyways, across the street from my school.
Was this crosswalk that most kids that like lived in the
neighborhood would take. And whenever I walked to school
I had to cross it to. And for the most part it's
pretty safe except for like the five minutes before school

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starts because whenever it's five minutes before school
starts, people just forget how to drive in cars.
Like we'll get super aggro in the crosswalk.
I almost got hit basically, every other day it was super
common for kids to get hit at the crosswalk.
Like it wasn't rare. People just forgot how to drive
whenever it was about time in this kid lived, near my
neighborhood. Like he would cross the same

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road, you know? And like I said, it was pretty
common for cars to suck and there's started to be like just
almost Infamous people that werereally terrible at driving at
our school and you would just know their cars based on how bad
they would drive. Like we almost got hit by
certain cars so much we just started identifying them you
know which is not a good thing. Like it should not be a good

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thing that everybody knows that your Toyota Corolla, is the one
that's almost killed 15 freshmen.
That's Not a good thing. But, you know, the kids, who
would cross the street, just started to learn the vehicles
that were not gonna slow down atall and we would avoid getting
hit by them because that's what you do.
When you might get hit by a car as you avoid getting hit by the
car, that's the go-to. Also watch.
How absolutely disgusting me andDom do this right now, bro.

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Oh, really beautiful, OverWatch on screen quite quite
impressive, to be honest. Anyways, like I said we just
started to learn that a certain people would basically hit us
with this car and there was thissenior that thought it was super
cool to try to hit us like he would purposely slowed down and
then get as close to hitting us as he could.
And no, that's not a very fun game.
That's a very dangerous game to play, but for some reason

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seniors in high schools could bebasically Psychopaths.
And as long as they were athletic, they couldn't get in
trouble. And like, this kid was a
notorious athlete who basically knew he was Untouchable.
Our principal would not suspend anybody that would make him look
bad. And this kid going on and being
good in sports, made him look good.
So this guy in the Giant Truck would always cut it super close

(06:17:08):
to hitting everybody. Who was crossing the street but
for whatever reason, I guess on the timing of these dudes day it
was always especially close to hitting him like this kid who
had destroyed the car this day and was bragging about it,
right? So he starts telling us that,
you know, the truck that's always close to hitting us and
when I say this guy would get close to hit us, here's what he
would do. First of all, he would drive to

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school with like four friends inthe back of the truck and they
would yell like get up and he would literally come with an
inches of hitting you like it was super close and everybody
was pissed off and I guess today, this kid had finally just
had enough because what he explains as he's on his way to
school and he's already a littlelate and he was almost glad he
was late because that meant thatthe truck most likely already be
parked. So he didn't have to, you know,

(06:17:49):
play Frogger to get across the street to school safely at all.
But I guess the truck happened to be late to this morning and
this kid, you know, you usually crossed with a group of friends
was late. So he was crossing the street by
himself. And as he gets about halfway
off, the truck goes in front of him and stops and blocks the
crosswalk, right? And so my friend tries to or not
the my friend, but Like the kid tries to go around it in front

(06:18:11):
of it and the truck steps on thegas and like keeps inching him
further into the road while blocking his way around the
truck. Right?
And at this point, the kids late, this guy's been messing
with us, almost hitting pedestrians, all like all week.
And so the kid had just has enough gets up on the hood of
the truck Stomps across it like crunch crunch crunch dense, the

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hood the entire way, while he's walking across.
This just literally does not care in the slightest has no
regard for the truck and at one point, kicks the windshield,
cracks it like Loki. Messes, this truck up dense the
crap out of the hood of the truck.
Cracks the windshield just an absolute Savage because this guy
wouldn't get out of the way. And I guess the guy gets out of

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the truck and his like, what thehell man?
Are you kidding me? And he's like, freaking out of
the freshmen who just did this, you know, decided to destroy the
truck and obviously, the kid is everybody's like flabbergasted
isn't dead yet, you know? And so the guys like you're
gonna pay for this, your parentsare screwed.
You have any idea how much trouble I'm gonna get you in.
I'm gonna tell the principal, like, you think you're so slick.

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I can't believe you destroyed mycar being super cocky, thinking
he's about to get the payday of his life.
This kid is gonna have to pay for his new truck.
You know, he's gonna have to fixit.
He's gonna have to get him a newwindshield.
He's gonna have to fix all the dents.
And then the kid does, the only thing that would be possible to
get out of the situation withouta noogie, and like a nuclear
wedgie, the size of Hiroshima. All right.

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He looks at the guy and says, I don't think you want to do that
in the seniors all cocky's like yeah, give me one reason.
I shouldn't turn you in. Like you have nothing and they
say that revenge is a dish. Best served cold but I'm not
quite sure that's the case because this kid looks at the
scene here and goes because thenthe principles gonna have to get
you in trouble and the smile kind of disappears on his face.

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He's like what are you talking about?
And he begins to explain that every day when he comes close to
hitting them and him and his friends are laughing in the
truck saying, haha, look at how close we got these kids.
He's been recording it and he has it all compiled into A
montage of this kid basically almost running over at least two
people a day for the entire school year and look, our

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principal can let kids get away with a lot.
You know, you bully some freshmen, eh.
Okay. They're probably gonna let it
slide because bullying freshman is just to ride a passage.
I'm not gonna lie as somebody that's been through it, it's
just something freshmen have to deal with.
Okay. But I don't really think that
you can really fudge kids tryingto run each other over.
Like if a news gets a hold of that, you know, you come out as

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the president, that lets people almost hit each other with cars.
That's not very good rep. You're superintendent.
Probably isn't gonna be a big fan and, you know, the bully kid
like calls his bluff. He's like, I don't believe you.
So the kid pulls out his phone and sure enough has like a five
minute compilation of just 10 second clips of them.
Almost hitting them in like bragging about it which is a
very dumb thing to brag about bythe way.

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Like if can I can offer one piece of advice, if you're gonna
try to hit people with your car,maybe don't flex it, you know?
Don't like be like oh almost hityou with Car.
Like that's just admitting to the crime that you're being
accused of, that's not very smart.
That's like robbing a bank and being like, yeah, see this here
robbery was so good. That me scrubby of the owner of
this YouTube channel. Sure did.

(06:21:20):
Rob this Bank isn't that big brain of me.
You're just leaving a trail man.Like do you want to spend the
rest of your life Behind Bars? I don't think so.
So the senior kind of realized that this kid's not playing
games but the only problem is ifhe backs out now he looks like a
coward bro. Like you're gonna let some
little kid, destroy your truck and not do anything about it but
his hands are tied, man. You damned if you do and you

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damned if you don't like there, there's really no way out of
this at all. Because if you think about it,
you can't afford to be known as the kid.
You can attempting vehicular manslaughter.
While kids are trying to go to school.
That's not a good. Look, call College, is don't
want to recruit that kid, you know, no matter how athletic you
are. It's kind of a bad rap.
When the college guy goes, oh, the major you're going to be
studying, is the old Aaron Hernandez, where you become a

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famous athlete and then our convicted of crying.
Yeah, that's not too good buddy.We're gonna have to decline your
scholarships Sorry about that regardless though the senior
finally realizes his options andis like yeah I guess we're good.
Dude I guess we're good. Looks at the kid and it's like,
but this is not done like I'm going to get revenge on you
another way and the kid smiling cocky, I would have been

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terrified of somebody with like that, much influence at our
school was, you know, you're done.
I'm gonna find a way to get revenge cocky, I guess smiled at
him and went. Yeah, for sure, dude, enjoy the
truck and just walked into school.
Sure, enough somehow the senior kept his mouth shut and didn't
rat, which is crazy because I feel like most teenage kids
would definitely crack Under Pressure.
Once your parents go. Oh my God, what happened to your

(06:22:48):
car? Why are their footprints on the
hood? Surprisingly though the next day
too the kids truck was fixed so I guess having Rich parents that
are all so terrible. People probably helps like if my
kid came home and went yeah, I tried to run over some freshmen
and he got pissed and destroyed my car.
I'd be like, well, you're a jerk.
So have fun getting a minimum wage job to fix it because I'm
not, but I guess when you know, all of your Parents are jerks

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your mom's a jerk. Your dad's a jerk, they fell in
jerk, loved and had jerk kids. It's it's pretty normal to have
your car destroyed. Like ah, son, we've all been
there. Everybody knows the first time a
q, you bullies stands up to you and destroys your cars, rite of
passage in a man's life, son. And as for the Revenge, you
know, the jocks actually left the kid alone because they
realized he probably meant business.
I feel like anyone smart enough to figure out a foolproof way to

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destroy their bullies car and get away with it.
Definitely is not the person I want to start like a
long-standing beef with. You know, you don't fight the
kid that is like I will do anything until you are destroyed
for. You are my enemy and it is my
one goal in life to make sure that, you know, longer have
pleasantries when you sleep at night and see me in your night.
Terrors, I will know, I will have Victory.
So low-key, it kind of worked out for him but that's the story

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