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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely incredible day. I know I am.
And if you are, you should pressthe like button or otherwise, no
joke, no scam. You'll never be able to wash
your toes again. Yeah, that's right.
If you don't press the like button, then the foot genie is
going to come and make it so your toes will get incredibly
stinky and you don't want that. Anyways, guys, as you can tell
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from the title of today's video,we're going to be continuing the
story that I was telling last time.
All right, for those you guys who didn't see the first part, a
link will be in the description.But a basically, I made some emo
kids very upset and they decidedto press me in the lunchroom.
But the the fight was broken up,thankfully by a brave stranger
who came in and saved my life. But that wasn't the end because
apparently these emo kids were so mad.
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They were like, then we'll take the combat outside of the
school. And this Part 2 is going to be a
little long and complicated. So buckle your seat belt.
And without further ado, it let's get into it.
So a little bit of a recap. Basically one day in my art
class, which is filled with weeaboos, I made a joke about
how the anime community is a little cringe.
And those kids got super mad andtried to fight me in the
lunchroom. And I thought that was going to
be the end of it. OK, After the lunchroom
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incident, I was like, Dang, these kids are going to realize
that maybe trying to fight me for no reason is a really bad
idea and they're not going to mess with me anymore.
And they didn't mess with me at school.
OK. The, the anime incident happened
on a Wednesday. And for the rest of the week
until Friday, there was no sweat.
There was really nothing going on.
There was there was nothing thatwas making me think that these
anime kids were about to start jumping out of the trees like
Japanese surprise attacks and trying to drop bombs on me.
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OK. Because surprisingly, when
someone leaves you alone for twodays, you're not like, yes, they
are plotting my eventual destruction.
You're like, Dang, these kids are probably going to try to
leave me alone. And I wish that's what happened.
But as you can tell, it's about to get complicated.
And before I had a car and coulddrive, I had to walk to school.
I lived relatively close to my school.
So after school, I would have towalk past the buses and it was
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probably a 5 minute walk to get from my last class back across
the street into my neighborhood so I could actually get home.
And for the most part, you know,I really didn't think that
anyone was ever going to like follow me home or anything
because that would be weird. Not every day you're like that
group of anime kids wearing Naruto headbands looks creepily
following me. Maybe they're going to follow me
to my house and then challenge me to combat in the driveway.
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That's just not something you really expect to happen.
So whenever I would walk home, Iwasn't very conscious of like
who was behind me or who was following me because it's just
not something I think about on adaily basis is who's going to
try to follow me home? Call me crazy.
It just never really crossed my mind.
Plus, I would look really paranoid if that did cross that
line. Like, imagine if I started this
story. So basically, I think people are
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perennially trying to to stalk me.
And so I'm always looking over my shoulder because I'm super
paranoid. In fact, whenever I see a cop
car, I drive full of speed and crash into it just to make sure
that they're not following me anymore.
So on Friday, I start walking home and I get across the street
and I'm about halfway back to myhouse.
And I turn around and you know that seat on The Lion King where
like it's the herd of wildebeest, you know, charging.
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And he's like dad, dad like that.
That's how I feel. Because when I look back, I'm
not even kidding you. It looks like I'm at a Comic Con
in a small Midwestern town because it is just a bunch of
chubby anime kids slowly marching towards me with the
beat of a drum. I'm pretty sure I saw one of
them Naruto running to keep the pack together.
All right, Like, I turn around and I see this and call me crazy
here. It's not every day that there's
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an anime convention in the middle of my suburban
neighborhood, OK? Like, this is not a really
common occurrence where anime kids are just booing in my
neighborhood. Like, yo, guys, you're trying to
hang out and chill. Like, haha, let's let's all hang
out and have a good time on the middle of the street near where
Ryan lives. Like that just doesn't happen.
So I I get a little freaked out because I did have the
altercation with them in the lunch room a little bit earlier,
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but I'm kind of like maybe, maybe maybe they're going to
someone else's house. Maybe one of the anime kids
lives near me. It's not that big of a deal.
So I start taking another path home.
I start to do the zigzags because I saw one time on a
podcast that if you take 4 rightturns and people are still
following you, then you know they're following you because he
went in a circle. So I do the strategy and I
basically go in a big loop around my neighborhood and then
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like back towards my house and they're still following me.
So at this point I am confirmingthat I have a weeaboo pack on my
tail which is guaranteed to basically follow me until I
either do one of two things, stop walking, and they can
slowly eat me alive like a bunchof zombies or, and here out here
I disappear and I have my Harry Potter invisibility cloak ready
at all times. That's a joke.
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I can't go invisible. Surprisingly.
I wish I could. That would be super sick.
But if you subscribe you can turn invisible.
I've I've tried it. So during all this, when I'm
realizing that these kids are following me and I'm doing this
giant loop, I started texting some of my friends and I'm like,
hey, can you guys meet me at my house?
I have a group of weeaboos that are following me.
And thankfully I do have a groupof good friends because when I'm
starting to go down my street and I can see my house, I see
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Grant and our other friend's carparked outside and there's about
6 kids just standing there in mydriveway.
Because I warned them that I have a pack of wild weeaboos
that are hunting me down. And I'm not even kidding you.
These weeaboos were like a Wolf Pack, OK?
Like they were howling at one point, I'm pretty sure I saw one
of them blink, but it was the lizard eyes, like Mark
Zuckerberg. Like the lizard people are real
and they are weeaboos. Everyone be very careful.
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So I start walking towards my house and I realize that I have
about 8 friends standing in the driveway, right?
Like around 8678, somewhere in that range.
I don't remember exactly how bigmy team was.
And there's about 14 weeaboos. So we're still outnumbered, all
right? And you know, it's not going to
be a good situation if eight of your best friends show up and
you're still outnumbered 2 to one.
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Like this just doesn't seem likegood odds.
So I start walking, looking towards my house and as I get
closer to my house and I cross the street and go into my
driveway, the weeaboos suddenly pick up speed.
And I don't know if they were trying to be comical, if they
were trying to catch me off guard and they're like, we're
going to challenge him to combatand make him giggle first.
But I'm not even kidding you. Have you ever seen fifteen
teenagers in Naruto headbands Naruto running down the street
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towards your house? Because I have.
I don't know what they thought was like cool about that.
It wasn't very intimidating. At no point was I like wow, you
see the way they Naruto run Grant, that's impressive.
I don't know if we should fight him like I don't know what they
were going for, but they were Naruto running down the street
towards me when I step into my driveway and they pull up and
the chubby kid from the lunchroom that brought the two
people over when they like dropped in the karate stands
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like steps forward and all the Naruto kids are like in a little
group, you know, talking, whispering, laughing and and he
steps forward and he goes. So you ready to actually throw
down now? And I'm like, dog, listen,
listen, we almost fought on Wednesday, bro, it's Friday.
That means that you went home for three days and while you
were home for those three days, instead of doing homework,
instead of playing Xbox, insteadof watching anime, you went,
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damn, I really hate that Ryan kid and thought about getting
your masterful army of weeaboo kids to come to my house.
And also, how did you even know that I walked home?
Like, how did you do that? Right?
And I asked him, how did you know?
And he says we've been watching you for two days, which is very
creepy. No one wants to hear that a sumo
wrestler who's not actually fromJapan addicted to anime has been
watching them for two days. I felt violated.
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I felt as if though my privacy, everything that I had ever built
in my life was now under attack because this man had been
watching me for a very long period of time, long enough to
know that I walk home and long enough to organize 14 kids to
follow me home. All right, Do you understand how
much coordination that takes? I can't even get people to text
me back in my group projects when I was in high school, and
this man man managed to build half an army to come square up
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with me in the middle of my driveway.
So there we are in the driveway trying to be some savages.
And then Grant, being the good friend he is, goes, Well, if you
guys really want to throw down, you're going to have to throw
down with all of us. And at this point, I'm pretty
sure I'm actually living in an anime.
OK, I don't know if you've ever heard a group of friends be
like, ha ha, if you mess with one of us, then you mess with
all of us, ha ha. But I'm pretty sure that's what
Grant was doing. We were actually in a live
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episode of Naruto and my parentsweren't going to be home for
like another hour or two. So I was like, well, I mean, if
we are going to throw down, now is the time to do it.
And I'm not even kidding you. When the anime kids got the
chance to throw down, I, I don'tthink I've ever seen them like
be more excited in their entire life.
They were like finally all theserec center karate cars classes
I've been taking since I was eight are going to come in handy
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all the time I've been watching Naruto for combat is going to
come in handy. And I'm not even kidding you
bro. The the chubby kid with the
Naruto headband with the glasseson looks down, looks up, pushes
up his glasses and says gladly. Like it was the most anime thing
I've ever seen. All right, don't get me wrong,
anime can be super dope, especially in that moment
because it's cringy as it was. It was also freaking cool.
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OK? Like I'm not even going to lie,
being in a movie fight scene hasalways been a goal of mine in
life. Like that's something I've
always wanted to do. Don't ask me why I'm a little
bit weird, but just something about like Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun gladly. I'm pushing up the glasses and
then just going to fist to fist combat to try to murder each
other. Turn up, turn up, bro.
Like if you're medicated, if you're not medicated, shout out
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mental illness. You know what I mean?
Jesus is the one. Also, sorry if my voice is
sounding a little bit weird. I I am a little sick.
It's it's no, it's no reason. Also comment down below if you
know what song I just sang because I don't know.
It's it's a good song and I hopepeople know what it is.
But regardless, when he says chicha, gladly, they they all
take a step forward and getting like they're weird, like ninja
combat stance. And the one thing you have to
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understand is, well, me and Grant may not be fighters.
We have a group of friends that is very known for mischief.
I tend to get into the type of mischief where I'm pranking
people and you know, I, I, I might steal a candy bar or two,
but nothing too crazy. That was the type of mischief
that I was into. And you know, Grant wasn't
really into mischief. He was a good kid, didn't get in
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trouble a lot, but we had friends that, you know, have
been arrested and it just genuinely like, like to like to
throw down, you know what I mean?
And when, when, when this startsgoing down, basically it's 14
anime kids versus 8 people fighting.
I don't remember exactly how it started.
I don't know who swung first or what, but the next thing I know
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there was a flurry of combat going on.
You know that like in Super Smash Bros, when you turn on all
the bots at once and there's like nine people fighting each
other in one Super Smash Bros stage.
I'm pretty sure that's what's going on.
I'm not a big fighter. I'm not a giant guy.
I'm fighting some weeaboos. Weeaboos are fighting other
people. Grant's fighting a weeaboo.
I look back, someone has picked up a skateboard and is swinging
in circles like he's going to take off like a helicopter.
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It it, it's a wild situation. There's a fight going on.
I don't remember much of the fight, much details.
All I know is that the fight's probably going for a minute or
two and then my neighbor, who isan old man, probably 78 years
old, comes out and just starts yelling at us from across the
street and go break it up, breakit up, break it up.
But if you've ever tried to break up a fight before,
especially with that many people, it's not too easy.
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A 78 year old man yelling back in Nam, we used to fight with
each other like this isn't goingto like do anything.
No one's actually listening to it.
So this poor old man who's trying to break up all these
kids fighting is not doing a very good job, not for lack of
trying. He was yelling his little heart
out. I'm pretty sure at one point his
heart grew vocal cords to try toyell a little bit louder.
And he goes back inside for a couple seconds and I remember
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distinctly watching him go inside and then coming around
the side yard with a hose. OK.
And this old man for his career for a long time, what was a
firefighter. So this man knew how to wield a
hose. It wasn't a fire hose.
Don't get me wrong. Homeboy didn't like smack the
side of a fire hydrant off and start blasting us like we were
like protesting Brown versus theBoard of Education, OK, Like
that. That was not what happened.
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It was not one of those situations.
But he gets his hose and just start spraying the crowd of
people with the hose to try to break it up.
And it almost seemed like out ofa music video, OK, it looked
like something you would see in an early 2000s rap video.
Just a bunch of anime kids and normal kids fighting each other
with a hose spraying in the air,getting everyone wet is
basically the most ghetto water park that I've ever been to.
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But thankfully, I guess the water was enough to slap sense
into all of us and we all realized how absolutely
ridiculous what we were doing was.
Like these kids literally followed me home and started a
gang fight in the middle of the street because I made fun of
anime. Like if that's not next level
cringe, I don't know what is. And I get it, you know, people
making fun of things you like isn't always sick.
Like no one, no one likes when their stuff gets made fun of.
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But if somebody's making fun of my YouTube channel, I don't
follow them home. OK, Like that.
That's not what I'm about. If I'm up in the club and
someone's like, yo, I, I hate your scrubby videos, man.
They're they're terrible. I'm not like, that's it.
We're throwing hands outside, man.
Prepare yourself for the ultimate form of combat death.
Like, no, that's not, that's notwhat I'm going for.
That's what they did. So the hose calms us down and
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very slowly but surely the fighting dwindles down.
And then the anime kids like allgroup up probably 1015 away feet
away from our group. And what's weird is in all that
fighting, nobody got severely messed up.
Like no one had black eyes, nobody's nose was bleeding.
Which is really weird because when that many people are like
throwing hands, you expect something to go down.
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All right? It's not normally that calm.
That's not normally the situation at hand.
And the anime kids looking at our group of people start like
staring at us and whispering to each other.
And me and all my friends are like, what is going on?
This is the weirdest situation I've ever been a part of.
To this day, I have never been in a weirder, dangerous
situation. Like, it's almost like staring
down a pack of hungry hyenas from The Lion King.
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I don't know why I'm making so many Lion King references today,
but I am, and I'm kind of feeling it, you know?
So my group is kind of like a hakuna matata.
We shouldn't have done this. Whatever, we're just going to
keep booing. There's another Lion King
reference for all you savages. And we just like, kind of look
at them and are waiting for themto leave because this is my
house. I don't know if they were trying
to stare us down to see who would leave first, but I'm not
moving because these weeaboo kids are outside.
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Like first of all, my parents would be very confused when I
went mom, we have to buy a new house because I fought a bunch
of anime kids outside like that.That's not what what my mom
would be down for. She'd probably ground me at
which point I'd be even closer to the house that the weeaboo
kids are now taking over and no one wins in that scenario.
So after a minute or two about just staring at us, just staring
at us with this intensity of like I am the next Hokage and I
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have discovered the secret to the formula of life.
Their leader chubby glasses Naruto headband guy walks up to
us and says my client respects your combat and we prefer to
have no further altercation and bows like puts his hands
together in bows. Keep in mind this dude's name is
Clarence and he is a chubby white kid.
So if you've ever been bowed to by a Clarence like that, it's a
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weird feeling. I I know why kings like it now
though. If I was a king I'd make
everyone bow. I'd make everyone walk around
bowing. Everyone would look at their
feet and not know where they're going and be walking into stuff.
It'd be chaos. Being bowed to feels pretty
dope. And so I didn't know what to do,
so I bowed back because I, I don't know what to do.
He stayed bowed for a weirdly long time, like for 30 seconds
was just bowed. And I was like, OK, so I bowed
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back and he goes, you're very respectful in combat and then
goes back to his group and they walked away.
They didn't say any words. I don't know where they were
going. I don't know if they knew how to
get out of my neighborhood because they had followed me
home. But they walked away.
And I don't know how they explained to their parents what
they were doing. They're like, Oh yeah, I'm part
of an after school program wherewe challenge people who
disrespected us to combat. But I guess, you know, to each
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their own. You know, I, I guess people are
a little wild and a little zany out there.
Regardless, moral of the story is if you make fun of anime
kids, they'll follow you home from high school and try to
destroy you in combat. Seriously though, guys, what's
weird is I would see them aroundschool after this, obviously,
because we went to the same school and it's not like every
day when you're at the same school, you know, like you don't
see each other. It's not like after the
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situation, we were never going to see them again.
And whenever they would see us or my group of friends that were
there, they would stop in the hallway and bow.
And they wouldn't stop bowing until you bowed back, which is a
really weird social custom. Like, hey, remember that time I
stalked you back to your house? And then I challenge you to
combat and your neighbor had to spray us with a hose to stop?
Yeah, we should bow to each other now to, like, show a sign
of respect. And how do I respect someone
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that stalked me home? But regardless, I would bow back
just to keep the hallway moving because the last thing I want is
that kid as a statue for like, 8years.
You know, the graduating class of 2018 has been gone for 17
years, but the anime kit is still there.
It's 2045. There's flying collars in the
hallway at one point. I'm pretty sure that Becky he
had like the iPhone 47 was taking a picture.
So yeah, I guess one thing I cansay about the weeaboo kids is
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they are very respectful after you best them in combat and get
sprayed with the fire hose together.
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Peace.
What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely incredible day. I know I am.
And if you are, you should pressthe like button or otherwise, no
joke, no scam. You'll never be able to wash
your toes again. Yeah, that's right.
If you don't press the like button, then the foot genie is
going to come and make it so your toes will get incredibly
stinky and you don't want that. Anyways, guys, as you can tell
(00:22):
from the title of today's video,we're going to be continuing the
story that I was telling last time.
All right, for those you guys who didn't see the first part, a
link will be in the description.But a basically, I made some emo
kids very upset and they decidedto press me in the lunchroom.
But the the fight was broken up,thankfully by a brave stranger
who came in and saved my life. But that wasn't the end because
apparently these emo kids were so mad.
(00:43):
They were like, then we'll take the combat outside of the
school. And this Part 2 is going to be a
little long and complicated. So buckle your seat belt.
And without further ado, it let's get into it.
So a little bit of a recap. Basically one day in my art
class, which is filled with weeaboos, I made a joke about
how the anime community is a little cringe.
And those kids got super mad andtried to fight me in the
lunchroom. And I thought that was going to
be the end of it. OK, After the lunchroom
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incident, I was like, Dang, these kids are going to realize
that maybe trying to fight me for no reason is a really bad
idea and they're not going to mess with me anymore.
And they didn't mess with me at school.
OK. The, the anime incident happened
on a Wednesday. And for the rest of the week
until Friday, there was no sweat.
There was really nothing going on.
There was there was nothing thatwas making me think that these
anime kids were about to start jumping out of the trees like
Japanese surprise attacks and trying to drop bombs on me.
(01:26):
OK. Because surprisingly, when
someone leaves you alone for twodays, you're not like, yes, they
are plotting my eventual destruction.
You're like, Dang, these kids are probably going to try to
leave me alone. And I wish that's what happened.
But as you can tell, it's about to get complicated.
And before I had a car and coulddrive, I had to walk to school.
I lived relatively close to my school.
So after school, I would have towalk past the buses and it was
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probably a 5 minute walk to get from my last class back across
the street into my neighborhood so I could actually get home.
And for the most part, you know,I really didn't think that
anyone was ever going to like follow me home or anything
because that would be weird. Not every day you're like that
group of anime kids wearing Naruto headbands looks creepily
following me. Maybe they're going to follow me
to my house and then challenge me to combat in the driveway.
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That's just not something you really expect to happen.
So whenever I would walk home, Iwasn't very conscious of like
who was behind me or who was following me because it's just
not something I think about on adaily basis is who's going to
try to follow me home? Call me crazy.
It just never really crossed my mind.
Plus, I would look really paranoid if that did cross that
line. Like, imagine if I started this
story. So basically, I think people are
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perennially trying to to stalk me.
And so I'm always looking over my shoulder because I'm super
paranoid. In fact, whenever I see a cop
car, I drive full of speed and crash into it just to make sure
that they're not following me anymore.
So on Friday, I start walking home and I get across the street
and I'm about halfway back to myhouse.
And I turn around and you know that seat on The Lion King where
like it's the herd of wildebeest, you know, charging.
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And he's like dad, dad like that.
That's how I feel. Because when I look back, I'm
not even kidding you. It looks like I'm at a Comic Con
in a small Midwestern town because it is just a bunch of
chubby anime kids slowly marching towards me with the
beat of a drum. I'm pretty sure I saw one of
them Naruto running to keep the pack together.
All right, Like, I turn around and I see this and call me crazy
here. It's not every day that there's
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an anime convention in the middle of my suburban
neighborhood, OK? Like, this is not a really
common occurrence where anime kids are just booing in my
neighborhood. Like, yo, guys, you're trying to
hang out and chill. Like, haha, let's let's all hang
out and have a good time on the middle of the street near where
Ryan lives. Like that just doesn't happen.
So I I get a little freaked out because I did have the
altercation with them in the lunch room a little bit earlier,
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but I'm kind of like maybe, maybe maybe they're going to
someone else's house. Maybe one of the anime kids
lives near me. It's not that big of a deal.
So I start taking another path home.
I start to do the zigzags because I saw one time on a
podcast that if you take 4 rightturns and people are still
following you, then you know they're following you because he
went in a circle. So I do the strategy and I
basically go in a big loop around my neighborhood and then
(03:53):
like back towards my house and they're still following me.
So at this point I am confirmingthat I have a weeaboo pack on my
tail which is guaranteed to basically follow me until I
either do one of two things, stop walking, and they can
slowly eat me alive like a bunchof zombies or, and here out here
I disappear and I have my Harry Potter invisibility cloak ready
at all times. That's a joke.
(04:13):
I can't go invisible. Surprisingly.
I wish I could. That would be super sick.
But if you subscribe you can turn invisible.
I've I've tried it. So during all this, when I'm
realizing that these kids are following me and I'm doing this
giant loop, I started texting some of my friends and I'm like,
hey, can you guys meet me at my house?
I have a group of weeaboos that are following me.
And thankfully I do have a groupof good friends because when I'm
starting to go down my street and I can see my house, I see
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Grant and our other friend's carparked outside and there's about
6 kids just standing there in mydriveway.
Because I warned them that I have a pack of wild weeaboos
that are hunting me down. And I'm not even kidding you.
These weeaboos were like a Wolf Pack, OK?
Like they were howling at one point, I'm pretty sure I saw one
of them blink, but it was the lizard eyes, like Mark
Zuckerberg. Like the lizard people are real
and they are weeaboos. Everyone be very careful.
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So I start walking towards my house and I realize that I have
about 8 friends standing in the driveway, right?
Like around 8678, somewhere in that range.
I don't remember exactly how bigmy team was.
And there's about 14 weeaboos. So we're still outnumbered, all
right? And you know, it's not going to
be a good situation if eight of your best friends show up and
you're still outnumbered 2 to one.
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Like this just doesn't seem likegood odds.
So I start walking, looking towards my house and as I get
closer to my house and I cross the street and go into my
driveway, the weeaboos suddenly pick up speed.
And I don't know if they were trying to be comical, if they
were trying to catch me off guard and they're like, we're
going to challenge him to combatand make him giggle first.
But I'm not even kidding you. Have you ever seen fifteen
teenagers in Naruto headbands Naruto running down the street
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towards your house? Because I have.
I don't know what they thought was like cool about that.
It wasn't very intimidating. At no point was I like wow, you
see the way they Naruto run Grant, that's impressive.
I don't know if we should fight him like I don't know what they
were going for, but they were Naruto running down the street
towards me when I step into my driveway and they pull up and
the chubby kid from the lunchroom that brought the two
people over when they like dropped in the karate stands
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like steps forward and all the Naruto kids are like in a little
group, you know, talking, whispering, laughing and and he
steps forward and he goes. So you ready to actually throw
down now? And I'm like, dog, listen,
listen, we almost fought on Wednesday, bro, it's Friday.
That means that you went home for three days and while you
were home for those three days, instead of doing homework,
instead of playing Xbox, insteadof watching anime, you went,
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damn, I really hate that Ryan kid and thought about getting
your masterful army of weeaboo kids to come to my house.
And also, how did you even know that I walked home?
Like, how did you do that? Right?
And I asked him, how did you know?
And he says we've been watching you for two days, which is very
creepy. No one wants to hear that a sumo
wrestler who's not actually fromJapan addicted to anime has been
watching them for two days. I felt violated.
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I felt as if though my privacy, everything that I had ever built
in my life was now under attack because this man had been
watching me for a very long period of time, long enough to
know that I walk home and long enough to organize 14 kids to
follow me home. All right, Do you understand how
much coordination that takes? I can't even get people to text
me back in my group projects when I was in high school, and
this man man managed to build half an army to come square up
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with me in the middle of my driveway.
So there we are in the driveway trying to be some savages.
And then Grant, being the good friend he is, goes, Well, if you
guys really want to throw down, you're going to have to throw
down with all of us. And at this point, I'm pretty
sure I'm actually living in an anime.
OK, I don't know if you've ever heard a group of friends be
like, ha ha, if you mess with one of us, then you mess with
all of us, ha ha. But I'm pretty sure that's what
Grant was doing. We were actually in a live
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episode of Naruto and my parentsweren't going to be home for
like another hour or two. So I was like, well, I mean, if
we are going to throw down, now is the time to do it.
And I'm not even kidding you. When the anime kids got the
chance to throw down, I, I don'tthink I've ever seen them like
be more excited in their entire life.
They were like finally all theserec center karate cars classes
I've been taking since I was eight are going to come in handy
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all the time I've been watching Naruto for combat is going to
come in handy. And I'm not even kidding you
bro. The the chubby kid with the
Naruto headband with the glasseson looks down, looks up, pushes
up his glasses and says gladly. Like it was the most anime thing
I've ever seen. All right, don't get me wrong,
anime can be super dope, especially in that moment
because it's cringy as it was. It was also freaking cool.
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OK? Like I'm not even going to lie,
being in a movie fight scene hasalways been a goal of mine in
life. Like that's something I've
always wanted to do. Don't ask me why I'm a little
bit weird, but just something about like Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun
Dun gladly. I'm pushing up the glasses and
then just going to fist to fist combat to try to murder each
other. Turn up, turn up, bro.
Like if you're medicated, if you're not medicated, shout out
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mental illness. You know what I mean?
Jesus is the one. Also, sorry if my voice is
sounding a little bit weird. I I am a little sick.
It's it's no, it's no reason. Also comment down below if you
know what song I just sang because I don't know.
It's it's a good song and I hopepeople know what it is.
But regardless, when he says chicha, gladly, they they all
take a step forward and getting like they're weird, like ninja
combat stance. And the one thing you have to
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understand is, well, me and Grant may not be fighters.
We have a group of friends that is very known for mischief.
I tend to get into the type of mischief where I'm pranking
people and you know, I, I, I might steal a candy bar or two,
but nothing too crazy. That was the type of mischief
that I was into. And you know, Grant wasn't
really into mischief. He was a good kid, didn't get in
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trouble a lot, but we had friends that, you know, have
been arrested and it just genuinely like, like to like to
throw down, you know what I mean?
And when, when, when this startsgoing down, basically it's 14
anime kids versus 8 people fighting.
I don't remember exactly how it started.
I don't know who swung first or what, but the next thing I know
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there was a flurry of combat going on.
You know that like in Super Smash Bros, when you turn on all
the bots at once and there's like nine people fighting each
other in one Super Smash Bros stage.
I'm pretty sure that's what's going on.
I'm not a big fighter. I'm not a giant guy.
I'm fighting some weeaboos. Weeaboos are fighting other
people. Grant's fighting a weeaboo.
I look back, someone has picked up a skateboard and is swinging
in circles like he's going to take off like a helicopter.
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It it, it's a wild situation. There's a fight going on.
I don't remember much of the fight, much details.
All I know is that the fight's probably going for a minute or
two and then my neighbor, who isan old man, probably 78 years
old, comes out and just starts yelling at us from across the
street and go break it up, breakit up, break it up.
But if you've ever tried to break up a fight before,
especially with that many people, it's not too easy.
(10:16):
A 78 year old man yelling back in Nam, we used to fight with
each other like this isn't goingto like do anything.
No one's actually listening to it.
So this poor old man who's trying to break up all these
kids fighting is not doing a very good job, not for lack of
trying. He was yelling his little heart
out. I'm pretty sure at one point his
heart grew vocal cords to try toyell a little bit louder.
And he goes back inside for a couple seconds and I remember
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distinctly watching him go inside and then coming around
the side yard with a hose. OK.
And this old man for his career for a long time, what was a
firefighter. So this man knew how to wield a
hose. It wasn't a fire hose.
Don't get me wrong. Homeboy didn't like smack the
side of a fire hydrant off and start blasting us like we were
like protesting Brown versus theBoard of Education, OK, Like
that. That was not what happened.
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It was not one of those situations.
But he gets his hose and just start spraying the crowd of
people with the hose to try to break it up.
And it almost seemed like out ofa music video, OK, it looked
like something you would see in an early 2000s rap video.
Just a bunch of anime kids and normal kids fighting each other
with a hose spraying in the air,getting everyone wet is
basically the most ghetto water park that I've ever been to.
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But thankfully, I guess the water was enough to slap sense
into all of us and we all realized how absolutely
ridiculous what we were doing was.
Like these kids literally followed me home and started a
gang fight in the middle of the street because I made fun of
anime. Like if that's not next level
cringe, I don't know what is. And I get it, you know, people
making fun of things you like isn't always sick.
Like no one, no one likes when their stuff gets made fun of.
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But if somebody's making fun of my YouTube channel, I don't
follow them home. OK, Like that.
That's not what I'm about. If I'm up in the club and
someone's like, yo, I, I hate your scrubby videos, man.
They're they're terrible. I'm not like, that's it.
We're throwing hands outside, man.
Prepare yourself for the ultimate form of combat death.
Like, no, that's not, that's notwhat I'm going for.
That's what they did. So the hose calms us down and
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very slowly but surely the fighting dwindles down.
And then the anime kids like allgroup up probably 1015 away feet
away from our group. And what's weird is in all that
fighting, nobody got severely messed up.
Like no one had black eyes, nobody's nose was bleeding.
Which is really weird because when that many people are like
throwing hands, you expect something to go down.
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All right? It's not normally that calm.
That's not normally the situation at hand.
And the anime kids looking at our group of people start like
staring at us and whispering to each other.
And me and all my friends are like, what is going on?
This is the weirdest situation I've ever been a part of.
To this day, I have never been in a weirder, dangerous
situation. Like, it's almost like staring
down a pack of hungry hyenas from The Lion King.
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I don't know why I'm making so many Lion King references today,
but I am, and I'm kind of feeling it, you know?
So my group is kind of like a hakuna matata.
We shouldn't have done this. Whatever, we're just going to
keep booing. There's another Lion King
reference for all you savages. And we just like, kind of look
at them and are waiting for themto leave because this is my
house. I don't know if they were trying
to stare us down to see who would leave first, but I'm not
moving because these weeaboo kids are outside.
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Like first of all, my parents would be very confused when I
went mom, we have to buy a new house because I fought a bunch
of anime kids outside like that.That's not what what my mom
would be down for. She'd probably ground me at
which point I'd be even closer to the house that the weeaboo
kids are now taking over and no one wins in that scenario.
So after a minute or two about just staring at us, just staring
at us with this intensity of like I am the next Hokage and I
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have discovered the secret to the formula of life.
Their leader chubby glasses Naruto headband guy walks up to
us and says my client respects your combat and we prefer to
have no further altercation and bows like puts his hands
together in bows. Keep in mind this dude's name is
Clarence and he is a chubby white kid.
So if you've ever been bowed to by a Clarence like that, it's a
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weird feeling. I I know why kings like it now
though. If I was a king I'd make
everyone bow. I'd make everyone walk around
bowing. Everyone would look at their
feet and not know where they're going and be walking into stuff.
It'd be chaos. Being bowed to feels pretty
dope. And so I didn't know what to do,
so I bowed back because I, I don't know what to do.
He stayed bowed for a weirdly long time, like for 30 seconds
was just bowed. And I was like, OK, so I bowed
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back and he goes, you're very respectful in combat and then
goes back to his group and they walked away.
They didn't say any words. I don't know where they were
going. I don't know if they knew how to
get out of my neighborhood because they had followed me
home. But they walked away.
And I don't know how they explained to their parents what
they were doing. They're like, Oh yeah, I'm part
of an after school program wherewe challenge people who
disrespected us to combat. But I guess, you know, to each
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their own. You know, I, I guess people are
a little wild and a little zany out there.
Regardless, moral of the story is if you make fun of anime
kids, they'll follow you home from high school and try to
destroy you in combat. Seriously though, guys, what's
weird is I would see them aroundschool after this, obviously,
because we went to the same school and it's not like every
day when you're at the same school, you know, like you don't
see each other. It's not like after the
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situation, we were never going to see them again.
And whenever they would see us or my group of friends that were
there, they would stop in the hallway and bow.
And they wouldn't stop bowing until you bowed back, which is a
really weird social custom. Like, hey, remember that time I
stalked you back to your house? And then I challenge you to
combat and your neighbor had to spray us with a hose to stop?
Yeah, we should bow to each other now to, like, show a sign
of respect. And how do I respect someone
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that stalked me home? But regardless, I would bow back
just to keep the hallway moving because the last thing I want is
that kid as a statue for like, 8years.
You know, the graduating class of 2018 has been gone for 17
years, but the anime kit is still there.
It's 2045. There's flying collars in the
hallway at one point. I'm pretty sure that Becky he
had like the iPhone 47 was taking a picture.
So yeah, I guess one thing I cansay about the weeaboo kids is
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they are very respectful after you best them in combat and get
sprayed with the fire hose together.
But yeah, if you guys enjoy, there's going to be a playlist
and the first part of the video down below.
If you watch this one first, then you're a naughty little boy
who doesn't follow the rules. But if you want to see more
stories I've made about weird kids and stuff and about my
life, you should stick on the channel and watch a couple more
videos because I've got a ton. There's a playlist down below if
you want specific videos that you should just watch and see.
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But yeah, if you're new, stick around, watch a couple more
videos. If you turn on notifications,
you can also get a shout out by sending it to me over on my
Instagram at Scrubby. Today's notification shout out
goes to Swaglord 87. I liked your name, so I decided
to give you a shout out. Big thank you for having on
notifications. I greatly appreciate it.
And on that note, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hot.
Have an absolutely incredible day and I'll see you guys
tomorrow with another video. I'm out.
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Peace.
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