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(00:00):
What's going on guys, it's your boy Scrub here back again with
another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
If you are, be sure to press thelike button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam. I will be forced to double dab
on your mom. Also, while I have you here,
follow at Scrubby on Instagram for the freshest picks in the
entire game. Anyways guys, today I'm in San
Diego just chillin, about to go double dab on some haters and I
(00:23):
decided I'd tell a little bit ofa festive story, something that
gets the juices flowing for Christmas time.
Yes, we're three months away, but no, that doesn't matter.
Stop thinking too much, you absolute goon.
Just sit back, relax, open up your ear holes, and listen to
this story. So as you guys can tell from the
title, today we're going to be talking about a time somebody
fought Santa Claus. It's not every day you see Santa
Claus throwing fisticuffs outside of the North Pole.
(00:44):
Don't get me wrong, there's a huge underground boxing ring in
the North Pole where elves are just constantly fighting the
reindeer. But usually when they leave,
they try to be on their best behavior.
Thank you, Carr, for honking your horn extremely loudly.
I appreciate you. That's the one downside of being
in a city is it's never good to record.
But yeah, without further ado, let's get into this.
So I don't know if you guys haveever been in a mall around
Christmas time, but it actually is one of the worst places to
(01:06):
ever be. You just see the worst of
society. All right, soccer mom throwing
fisticuffs over Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
At one point, I'm pretty sure I saw someone purposely run over a
kid with a stroller just to prove a point about dominance
and how you can actually just make people get out of your way
very swiftly. It's pretty 500 IQ big brain
plays. But you know, if you're not
running over kids with shopping carts and fighting over Tickle
(01:27):
Me Elmo dolls, it's a pretty terrible place to be right
before Christmas in the mall andat the mall that's right by my
house. We have this Santa Claus that
sits there and you go and take pictures with them, you know,
and if you really think about that, that's a little creepy,
like really break down the fact that you go sit on a strange man
pretending to be Santa Claus lapfor a picture That's that's a
little bit out there. You know, that's something that
(01:48):
definitely, definitely needs to be investigated by the FBI.
But regardless, people do it. They line up for hours to take
pictures with Santa Claus. And I guess this Santa Claus
that was in the mall today was just kind of over it.
All right. He was tired of soccer moms
yelling at him, tired of dads trying to tell him what to do
with their kid. Like, oh, will you hold her up a
little bit higher for the picture?
Like, you know, just general Santa Claus things, things that
(02:09):
Santa Claus has to deal with. Because as I was walking by on
the top floor, I could hear to my left on the bottom floor
where Santa Claus was just to scream up, that's it, I'm done.
And then someone like hufflinglyopening the little lane dividers
to get out. And as I'm hearing this like,
shuffling noise, I walk over to the edge and I look over and
Santa Claus is pushing his way through the crowd of parents
(02:30):
aggressively, like shoving them out of the way to try to get out
of there. And like I said, hey, I
understand being overwhelmed, Mr. Santa Claus, but that's not
the Christmas spirit. The Christmas spirit is you suck
it up and deal with it. You think I like when Barb
starts questioning me about whenI'm going to get married?
Like I'm not just dating crazy girls all the time.
No, but that's the holidays and there's nothing you can do about
it. So you sit back down in that
chair and you take pictures withchildren, all right, because
(02:51):
that's what you're getting paid to do.
But regardless, he's kind of pushing past people.
And one of the dads who seems like he's been waiting in line
to see Santa Claus for 47 hours,you know, that movie 72 Hours
where the guy gets stuck rock climbing and has to cut off his
arm with a pocket knife? That that's what this guy looks
like he just went through, All right?
He looks like he's been waiting for so long that he actually
grew a beard in the amount of time it took to get to the front
of the line. Grabs the Santa Claus, turns him
(03:13):
around and says, you're going togo sit in that chair.
And I guess Santa Claus didn't like this very much.
Something about Santa Claus being told to do is not ten out
of 10. And this guys definitely ending
up on the naughty list because what happens next is Santa Claus
pushes the data away, flips themoff and tells them F you.
Except he didn't say F if you'repicking up what I'm putting
down, which makes the dad mad because he's like, don't talk
(03:33):
about that in front of my kids. Like, who do you think you are?
And now Santa Claus and this dadare up in each other's faces
about to throw fisticuffs all because Santa Claus just wanted
a smoke break. And I guess the dad who just got
shoved off Santa Claus and told the F off is really not enjoying
it because now they're screamingat each other.
And like the staff, you know, the elves that are there to help
take the pictures and keep the kids calm and stuff, they're
trying to break it up. And kids are starting to cry
(03:54):
because nothing says childhood trauma like watching Santa Claus
fight some random kids in the middle of the mall.
You just came to ask for what you wanted, and now you're
having to watch Santa Claus justabsolutely throw hands.
No, thank you. That's not something any child
should have to go through. So Santa Claus and the dad are
pushing each other back and forth and they start to separate
them. And as they're getting
separated, I think Santa Claus got a little cocky because he
(04:14):
reaches over the person trying to separate them and hits the
dad like it it was an attempt ata punch, but it kind of just
grazes off the the dad's right cheek.
But at that point, all bets are off.
Once Santa Claus has thrown hands once, everybody in line
just kind of like a collective awe gets let out and the dad
pushes past this like 5-4 elf girl.
OK, so so to break down this visual, there's two grown men
(04:36):
about to fight, right? And they send over like 3 dainty
teenage girls that are working as elves for minimum wage to
take pictures of kids to try to break it up.
So obviously they don't do an absolutely fantastic job.
The dads literally have to like breathe and these girls fall
over and he starts charging Santa Claus.
And Santa Claus, instead of being a tough guy, considering
you just threw the first punch, turns around and starts trying
(04:56):
to run back the other way. Except there's a line of people
that are now watching this fightand aren't exactly being nice
about moving. So the dad grabs the Santa Claus
by his little coat, pulls him tothe ground, and just starts
wailing on Santa Claus, right? And I don't know if you've ever
seen someone beat up Santa Clausbefore, but it's quite the
sight. And I'm pretty sure there was
like a bunch of kids in line. Some were cheering, some were
(05:18):
crying, most were crying. Most of the kids were pretty
traumatized. But this fight is going on,
right? And after about 30 seconds of
that fight, Santa Claus gets up and just starts breaking his way
through the line back towards his little throne, the chair
thing. So he gets back to the chair
thing, and the chair thing is surrounded in like these plastic
candy canes that are there. He picks up a plastic candy
cane, turns around and starts swinging it like a torch.
(05:41):
Like, you know, when the movie when the guy is surrounded by
wolves and they're swinging the torch and they're like, back
off, back off, back off. He's trying to do that with the
plastic candy cane and the dad, who's still furious, by the way,
grabs the candy cane out of Santa Claus's hand and just
starts smacking him upside the head with it.
So then Santa Claus grabs another candy cane and now
they're basically fencing with candy canes in front of all
(06:01):
these kids and kids are screaming and crying.
And then this is what guys really bizarre.
So these guys are fighting an actual mall security showed up,
People with the ability to breakup the fight happen.
So they start pulling these guysoff of each other.
And out of nowhere, a little kiddarts down the line and just
starts hitting Santa Claus on the leg.
Like, apparently this kid had seen his fair share street
justice because he wasn't like, you're from the North Pole.
Kris Kringle. Yeah, you're cool.
(06:23):
He was like, dog, you started this, now you got to finish it.
And it's just wailing on Santa Claus's leg, which probably
added insult to injury. Mall security escorted these two
men out. I don't really know if anyone
got arrested or anything. I don't feel like any one of
them should have pressed chargesbecause they were both guilty
because Santa Claus did throw the first punch.
But maybe chasing Santa Claus down and beating him with a
candy cane in front of a group of children isn't the best idea
(06:45):
to calm things down. Like, I get it.
OK, You can be mad at Santa Claus.
That's fair. Maybe beating him with the candy
cane. It gives the opposite message of
the Christmas spirit to the hundreds of children in line
with you. And everybody else in the line
is furious. So as they're getting taken away
by security, the line starts booing.
Because keep in mind, there is still like a 2 hour line of
people that have been waiting tosee Santa Claus.
And now Santa Claus is getting escorted out of the mall and
(07:08):
mall cop handcuffs, which is a zip tie, which I feel like is
actually a pretty effective handcuff.
Thinking about getting locked inwith a zip tie.
I don't think I'd be able to getout.
I'm not as talented as most of you.
Houdini's out there that can simply slip your hands through
anything of size because, I don't know, you guys are freaks
of nature or something. And now the crowd is starting to
get unruly. Not only did Santa Claus just
fight a parent, but as he's getting escorted out, the
(07:30):
parents start throwing their drinks and their food and all
that stuff at Santa Claus because they're just triggered
at the fact that, like, the Santa Claus just wasted
everybody's time. So they start throwing stuff at
him. And now mall security is is not
too pleased. So they're trying to like, calm
everything down. And they can't calm it down
because I don't know if you've ever had a horde of angry socer
moms that feel like their time has been wasted throwing stuff
(07:50):
at you. That's not an easy group of
people to calm down. If soccer moms are reasonable,
they wouldn't be soccer moms. So they start wailing on each
other and they had to call the real cops in and they like shut
down the bottom floor of the mall basically to make everybody
leave. They're like, Santa Claus is
over. You guys need to go home.
And people are still trying to argue with the real cops.
Like, I understand trying to argue with a mall cop.
(08:11):
OK, what is he going to do? Pull up with his left hip
forward, giving the illusion that he has a weapon?
No, but, but real cops, you know, when they show up, you got
to be respectful. But these soccer moms were
having none of it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I heard
one of them demanded that a realcop put on a beard and keep
taking pictures so their time wouldn't be wasted.
Christmas is stressful on parents, man.
I'm glad I don't have kids yet because I I feel like that level
of stress is just not something that I'd be down with.
(08:33):
But yeah, I watched all of this from the second floor of the
mall with an absolute bird's eyeview.
By the time everybody else crowded around trying to watch,
I was already in the front and had the best tickets in the
house. So if you guys ever want to go
to a public boxing match, let meknow, because for some reason, I
have really good luck. Look at seeing people fight
Santa Claus, and I'm pretty surethat luck just carries over into
everything else. Realistically, though, if my kid
(08:55):
is ever waiting in line for two hours to take a picture with
Santa Claus and he's tries to leave, I don't think I'd fight
him. I think I would just follow him
to the parking lot and have themtake a picture on the back of
his 2007 Honda Accord. Because, you know, I'm not
really too pressed about where the picture is as long as they
have it, because it's the memories that count.
And plus, it'd be fun to explainto my kid in eight years why he
has a picture with a strange bearded man in the middle of a
(09:15):
Kohl's parking lot. And yeah, on that note, guys,
that's going to do it for the video.
Hopefully you enjoyed. If you did, be sure to press the
like button. Let me know in the comments
section down below what you thought.
And if you're new, be sure to subscribe.
If you are subscribing though, you might as well just sit
around and turn on notificationsbecause believe it or not, I
upload videos like this every single day and and you wouldn't
(09:36):
want to miss that. Today's notification shout out
goes to SOS Creed. Big shout out to you for having
on notifications. I really do appreciate it.
We're getting increasingly closeto 1,000,000 Subs on this
channel. I just wanted to 2nd to say
thank you guys for that so much.But yeah on that note, don't get
anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. Follow me on Instagram at
scrubby. And if you don't then you are
considering your mom having ligma and I'll see you guys
(09:56):
tomorrow with another video. I'm out.
Peace.
What's going on guys, it's your boy Scrub here back again with
another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
If you are, be sure to press thelike button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam. I will be forced to double dab
on your mom. Also, while I have you here,
follow at Scrubby on Instagram for the freshest picks in the
entire game. Anyways guys, today I'm in San
Diego just chillin, about to go double dab on some haters and I
(00:23):
decided I'd tell a little bit ofa festive story, something that
gets the juices flowing for Christmas time.
Yes, we're three months away, but no, that doesn't matter.
Stop thinking too much, you absolute goon.
Just sit back, relax, open up your ear holes, and listen to
this story. So as you guys can tell from the
title, today we're going to be talking about a time somebody
fought Santa Claus. It's not every day you see Santa
Claus throwing fisticuffs outside of the North Pole.
(00:44):
Don't get me wrong, there's a huge underground boxing ring in
the North Pole where elves are just constantly fighting the
reindeer. But usually when they leave,
they try to be on their best behavior.
Thank you, Carr, for honking your horn extremely loudly.
I appreciate you. That's the one downside of being
in a city is it's never good to record.
But yeah, without further ado, let's get into this.
So I don't know if you guys haveever been in a mall around
Christmas time, but it actually is one of the worst places to
(01:06):
ever be. You just see the worst of
society. All right, soccer mom throwing
fisticuffs over Tickle Me Elmo dolls.
At one point, I'm pretty sure I saw someone purposely run over a
kid with a stroller just to prove a point about dominance
and how you can actually just make people get out of your way
very swiftly. It's pretty 500 IQ big brain
plays. But you know, if you're not
running over kids with shopping carts and fighting over Tickle
(01:27):
Me Elmo dolls, it's a pretty terrible place to be right
before Christmas in the mall andat the mall that's right by my
house. We have this Santa Claus that
sits there and you go and take pictures with them, you know,
and if you really think about that, that's a little creepy,
like really break down the fact that you go sit on a strange man
pretending to be Santa Claus lapfor a picture That's that's a
little bit out there. You know, that's something that
(01:48):
definitely, definitely needs to be investigated by the FBI.
But regardless, people do it. They line up for hours to take
pictures with Santa Claus. And I guess this Santa Claus
that was in the mall today was just kind of over it.
All right. He was tired of soccer moms
yelling at him, tired of dads trying to tell him what to do
with their kid. Like, oh, will you hold her up a
little bit higher for the picture?
Like, you know, just general Santa Claus things, things that
(02:09):
Santa Claus has to deal with. Because as I was walking by on
the top floor, I could hear to my left on the bottom floor
where Santa Claus was just to scream up, that's it, I'm done.
And then someone like hufflinglyopening the little lane dividers
to get out. And as I'm hearing this like,
shuffling noise, I walk over to the edge and I look over and
Santa Claus is pushing his way through the crowd of parents
(02:30):
aggressively, like shoving them out of the way to try to get out
of there. And like I said, hey, I
understand being overwhelmed, Mr. Santa Claus, but that's not
the Christmas spirit. The Christmas spirit is you suck
it up and deal with it. You think I like when Barb
starts questioning me about whenI'm going to get married?
Like I'm not just dating crazy girls all the time.
No, but that's the holidays and there's nothing you can do about
it. So you sit back down in that
chair and you take pictures withchildren, all right, because
(02:51):
that's what you're getting paid to do.
But regardless, he's kind of pushing past people.
And one of the dads who seems like he's been waiting in line
to see Santa Claus for 47 hours,you know, that movie 72 Hours
where the guy gets stuck rock climbing and has to cut off his
arm with a pocket knife? That that's what this guy looks
like he just went through, All right?
He looks like he's been waiting for so long that he actually
grew a beard in the amount of time it took to get to the front
of the line. Grabs the Santa Claus, turns him
(03:13):
around and says, you're going togo sit in that chair.
And I guess Santa Claus didn't like this very much.
Something about Santa Claus being told to do is not ten out
of 10. And this guys definitely ending
up on the naughty list because what happens next is Santa Claus
pushes the data away, flips themoff and tells them F you.
Except he didn't say F if you'repicking up what I'm putting
down, which makes the dad mad because he's like, don't talk
(03:33):
about that in front of my kids. Like, who do you think you are?
And now Santa Claus and this dadare up in each other's faces
about to throw fisticuffs all because Santa Claus just wanted
a smoke break. And I guess the dad who just got
shoved off Santa Claus and told the F off is really not enjoying
it because now they're screamingat each other.
And like the staff, you know, the elves that are there to help
take the pictures and keep the kids calm and stuff, they're
trying to break it up. And kids are starting to cry
(03:54):
because nothing says childhood trauma like watching Santa Claus
fight some random kids in the middle of the mall.
You just came to ask for what you wanted, and now you're
having to watch Santa Claus justabsolutely throw hands.
No, thank you. That's not something any child
should have to go through. So Santa Claus and the dad are
pushing each other back and forth and they start to separate
them. And as they're getting
separated, I think Santa Claus got a little cocky because he
(04:14):
reaches over the person trying to separate them and hits the
dad like it it was an attempt ata punch, but it kind of just
grazes off the the dad's right cheek.
But at that point, all bets are off.
Once Santa Claus has thrown hands once, everybody in line
just kind of like a collective awe gets let out and the dad
pushes past this like 5-4 elf girl.
OK, so so to break down this visual, there's two grown men
(04:36):
about to fight, right? And they send over like 3 dainty
teenage girls that are working as elves for minimum wage to
take pictures of kids to try to break it up.
So obviously they don't do an absolutely fantastic job.
The dads literally have to like breathe and these girls fall
over and he starts charging Santa Claus.
And Santa Claus, instead of being a tough guy, considering
you just threw the first punch, turns around and starts trying
(04:56):
to run back the other way. Except there's a line of people
that are now watching this fightand aren't exactly being nice
about moving. So the dad grabs the Santa Claus
by his little coat, pulls him tothe ground, and just starts
wailing on Santa Claus, right? And I don't know if you've ever
seen someone beat up Santa Clausbefore, but it's quite the
sight. And I'm pretty sure there was
like a bunch of kids in line. Some were cheering, some were
(05:18):
crying, most were crying. Most of the kids were pretty
traumatized. But this fight is going on,
right? And after about 30 seconds of
that fight, Santa Claus gets up and just starts breaking his way
through the line back towards his little throne, the chair
thing. So he gets back to the chair
thing, and the chair thing is surrounded in like these plastic
candy canes that are there. He picks up a plastic candy
cane, turns around and starts swinging it like a torch.
(05:41):
Like, you know, when the movie when the guy is surrounded by
wolves and they're swinging the torch and they're like, back
off, back off, back off. He's trying to do that with the
plastic candy cane and the dad, who's still furious, by the way,
grabs the candy cane out of Santa Claus's hand and just
starts smacking him upside the head with it.
So then Santa Claus grabs another candy cane and now
they're basically fencing with candy canes in front of all
(06:01):
these kids and kids are screaming and crying.
And then this is what guys really bizarre.
So these guys are fighting an actual mall security showed up,
People with the ability to breakup the fight happen.
So they start pulling these guysoff of each other.
And out of nowhere, a little kiddarts down the line and just
starts hitting Santa Claus on the leg.
Like, apparently this kid had seen his fair share street
justice because he wasn't like, you're from the North Pole.
Kris Kringle. Yeah, you're cool.
(06:23):
He was like, dog, you started this, now you got to finish it.
And it's just wailing on Santa Claus's leg, which probably
added insult to injury. Mall security escorted these two
men out. I don't really know if anyone
got arrested or anything. I don't feel like any one of
them should have pressed chargesbecause they were both guilty
because Santa Claus did throw the first punch.
But maybe chasing Santa Claus down and beating him with a
candy cane in front of a group of children isn't the best idea
(06:45):
to calm things down. Like, I get it.
OK, You can be mad at Santa Claus.
That's fair. Maybe beating him with the candy
cane. It gives the opposite message of
the Christmas spirit to the hundreds of children in line
with you. And everybody else in the line
is furious. So as they're getting taken away
by security, the line starts booing.
Because keep in mind, there is still like a 2 hour line of
people that have been waiting tosee Santa Claus.
And now Santa Claus is getting escorted out of the mall and
(07:08):
mall cop handcuffs, which is a zip tie, which I feel like is
actually a pretty effective handcuff.
Thinking about getting locked inwith a zip tie.
I don't think I'd be able to getout.
I'm not as talented as most of you.
Houdini's out there that can simply slip your hands through
anything of size because, I don't know, you guys are freaks
of nature or something. And now the crowd is starting to
get unruly. Not only did Santa Claus just
fight a parent, but as he's getting escorted out, the
(07:30):
parents start throwing their drinks and their food and all
that stuff at Santa Claus because they're just triggered
at the fact that, like, the Santa Claus just wasted
everybody's time. So they start throwing stuff at
him. And now mall security is is not
too pleased. So they're trying to like, calm
everything down. And they can't calm it down
because I don't know if you've ever had a horde of angry socer
moms that feel like their time has been wasted throwing stuff
(07:50):
at you. That's not an easy group of
people to calm down. If soccer moms are reasonable,
they wouldn't be soccer moms. So they start wailing on each
other and they had to call the real cops in and they like shut
down the bottom floor of the mall basically to make everybody
leave. They're like, Santa Claus is
over. You guys need to go home.
And people are still trying to argue with the real cops.
Like, I understand trying to argue with a mall cop.
(08:11):
OK, what is he going to do? Pull up with his left hip
forward, giving the illusion that he has a weapon?
No, but, but real cops, you know, when they show up, you got
to be respectful. But these soccer moms were
having none of it. In fact, I'm pretty sure I heard
one of them demanded that a realcop put on a beard and keep
taking pictures so their time wouldn't be wasted.
Christmas is stressful on parents, man.
I'm glad I don't have kids yet because I I feel like that level
of stress is just not something that I'd be down with.
(08:33):
But yeah, I watched all of this from the second floor of the
mall with an absolute bird's eyeview.
By the time everybody else crowded around trying to watch,
I was already in the front and had the best tickets in the
house. So if you guys ever want to go
to a public boxing match, let meknow, because for some reason, I
have really good luck. Look at seeing people fight
Santa Claus, and I'm pretty surethat luck just carries over into
everything else. Realistically, though, if my kid
(08:55):
is ever waiting in line for two hours to take a picture with
Santa Claus and he's tries to leave, I don't think I'd fight
him. I think I would just follow him
to the parking lot and have themtake a picture on the back of
his 2007 Honda Accord. Because, you know, I'm not
really too pressed about where the picture is as long as they
have it, because it's the memories that count.
And plus, it'd be fun to explainto my kid in eight years why he
has a picture with a strange bearded man in the middle of a
(09:15):
Kohl's parking lot. And yeah, on that note, guys,
that's going to do it for the video.
Hopefully you enjoyed. If you did, be sure to press the
like button. Let me know in the comments
section down below what you thought.
And if you're new, be sure to subscribe.
If you are subscribing though, you might as well just sit
around and turn on notificationsbecause believe it or not, I
upload videos like this every single day and and you wouldn't
(09:36):
want to miss that. Today's notification shout out
goes to SOS Creed. Big shout out to you for having
on notifications. I really do appreciate it.
We're getting increasingly closeto 1,000,000 Subs on this
channel. I just wanted to 2nd to say
thank you guys for that so much.But yeah on that note, don't get
anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. Follow me on Instagram at
scrubby. And if you don't then you are
considering your mom having ligma and I'll see you guys
(09:56):
tomorrow with another video. I'm out.
Peace.
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