HE TEXTED THIS TO HER MOM...

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Episode Transcript

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As you can tell from the title and thumbnail today I have a
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since this is a subscriber story, I'm just going to refer
to it as like my friend because you know I'm friends with all
you guys. We all kind of chill and we all
kind of vibe like that but regardless, my friend has been
dating this girl for a while nowhe's a sophomore in college and
they've been getting pretty serious he's crazy in love with
her and he's really happy. So, you know, good for him for
being in love, but regardless, since they've been getting
pretty serious and talking about, you know, commitments and

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all that type of stuff, he wanted to meet her family.
He doesn't go to college where we all grew up.
He kind of goes out of state andso does the girl that he's
dating. Neither one of them are from
where they're going to school. So like meeting each other's
families was something that theyhadn't done yet.
Because you know, when you're from Michigan and your
girlfriend's from Arizona, when you go home for Christmas, you
don't exactly skip hop and jump over to Arizona with the JJ the

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Jet Plane mixtape. You know, so basically his
girlfriend was like, look, I really want you to meet my
parents. And he's like, OK, fine.
So over Thanksgiving break, we'll go meet your parents.
Everything will be good. Everything will be golden, No
harm, no foul, no big deal at all.
It'll be awesome. Your family will like me, We can
get more committed. Whatever it is, whatever's going
on, I don't really know what's up, but basically I want to meet

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your parents. And everything works out.
They're like, wow, this is goingto be great.
It's going to be so awesome thatyou finally meet my parents.
This is going to be so lit. So obviously Thanksgiving break
comes and he goes over to the girl's house to meet her parents
because that's just what you do when you're going to meet
parents. You probably meet parents.
That sounds pretty self-explanatory.
I know. And their meeting goes great.
They all hitch off. They all have a fantastic time.

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He's there all week. He's great After Thanksgiving.
The parents love him. They think he's a great guy.
They think he's a gentleman. They they think that he's, you
know, just the swellest guy of all time.
He, he's basically a Christmas song as a person because he's so
Dang jolly and swell and everything is going great.
But while they were there, he had gotten the parents phone
numbers. They were going out and doing
stuff during the week and whatnot.

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And you know, obviously he was like, this is this is fine, you
know, we'll go out, we'll have ourselves a good time.
So I need to be able to text your mom if I get separated from
you. Or like, what if somebody's
phone dies? Basically he gets the parents
phone number out of convenience for when he was there.
You know, like, oh, if you need something, you can always just
text me, yadda, yadda, yadda, nobig deal.

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And the parents really liked him.
They really, really thought he was a great guy. 10 out of 10
would marry. So whatever, you know, no harm,
no foul. He has their phone number.
They really liked him. And before he left, the mom had
given him a sweater. And a very important detail to
note here is that the daughter is named after the mom.
Okay? The daughter and the mom have
the exact same name. That's going to be crucially

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important. So I want you guys all to
remember that because trust me, it it's going to matter.
So all right, Sorry, sorry. OK, Gather, gather my get my
crap together. OK, so he had gotten a sweater,
but they were the same name and he didn't really differentiate
them in his phone very well. So like I'm going to say their
names were Mary, right? So Mary was the daughter that he

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was dating. And then he had a contact that
was like Mary with like no capitals for the mom to try to
differentiate them, which I mean, makes sense in theory if
you're paying attention, but if you're not really paying
attention to who you're texting,it can lead to some very, very,
very awkward situations. So whatever, he goes home and
no, he's been dating this girl for a minute.
So sometimes their texts get a little flirtatious, if you know

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what I'm saying. Basically, when you've been
dating somebody for a while and you're an adult, things
sometimes get a little intricate.
I don't know, that's the, that'sthe way to say it gets
intricate. So whatever, he wakes up in the
morning and he checks his phone and he sees a text from Mary
saying, send me a picture, whichhe doesn't really think about.

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You know, he, he doesn't really think about it.
It's really in the morning, so he sends a picture of himself, a
picture of himself. Guys, YouTube, if you're
watching this for monetization purposes, he sends a picture of
himself, him, a selfie, a selfie.
And it's then as the picture is sending that he looks down and
realizes, hey, I hope you like your sweater.
Send me a picture. Let's just put it this way.

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He sent a selfie of himself to her mother when she was just
trying to ask him for a picture of him in the sweater that she
got him. So immediately he like calls and
he goes, hey, can you please just delete our messages?
I sent a picture of something very bad because I thought that
you were your daughter. So can you please just delete,
delete our messages. And the moms like, ohh, sure.

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Oh, Oh my God, that is a pictureof you.
And he's like, yes, I know, I'm sorry, I thought you wanted, I
thought you were your daughter. And sometimes your daughter will
ask for selfies and the mom's like my daughter asked for
selfies. I what do you mean?
And he's like totally, totally doesn't know what to say because
I don't. That's just the most awkward
conversation that you have ever had to have with a girlfriend's

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parents. Like, Yep, sometimes your
daughter asked me to send selfies.
Isn't that isn't that crazy? So after that, he obviously is
like, I don't don't know what todo.
So they that phone call ends andhe's like, OK, maybe it's not
going to be that big of a deal. Maybe nothing will happen.
So he goes to class and he turnshis phone off when he goes to
class because he does go to a good school and he like actually

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wants to focus on class work, which I mean, good for you.
I personally have so much ADD that if I try to pay attention
in class, I like wake up thinking that I'm actually Spyro
the dragon head butting a bunch of stuff to try to get gems out
of it. Like I, I, I have to, you know,
distract myself like I can't focus no matter what.
But if you can turn off your phone and focus on school, good
for you. So he turns off his phone and

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comes out of class, looks down and realize he has two missed
calls from his girlfriend's mom,3 missed calls from his
girlfriend's dad, and 27 missed calls from his girlfriend.
Right? And he's like Oh no.
So he checks his texts and sure enough the the girlfriend is
like what happened? Why did you do that?
What made you think that was OK?Are you dumb?
He has texts from the dad being like hey we need to talk

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whenever you get a chance. The mom texted him saying, I
feel really uncomfortable out this morning, so I had to tell
people, I'm sorry, I hope you'renot bad at me.
And he's like, I didn't mean to send you a selfie.
It was an accident. So he calls his girlfriend and
he's trying to explain what happened.
And she's like, oh, so my contact in your phone is just a
normal name? Like, you don't even care about
me enough to make sure that my contact is special.

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And he's like, hey, I kind of sent a selfie to your mom.
We can add an emoji to your namelater.
But like, is everything OK? She's like, I don't believe that
it was an accident. I saw the way that you were
looking at my mom all weekend. And he's like, what?
What do you mean? I was looking at your mom weird
all weekend, bro. I I I was just trying to make
eye contact. And she's like, oh, whatever.
You never make eye contact, likewith most people.

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He's like, yeah, because I'm nottrying to impress most people.
All right, if, like, Phillip is talking to me, I don't need to
look him in the eyes because we're already friends.
He already likes me. But if I'm meeting someone for
the first time, I need to look him in the eye so they like me.
And she's like, yeah, likely story.
What type of disgusting pig hitson a girlfriend's mother?
And he's like, I I wasn't, I really was not trying to do
that. Like chillax, chillax.

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That's not what happened. She's like, whatever.
I really think we need to rethink this relationship.
And he's like, what? This was an accident.
So obviously there's that situation.
Not very good. Probably about a 0 out of 10 on
the experience scale, or at least that's what I would think.
Your girlfriend thinking that you were hitting on her mom when
you accidentally sent her a selfie because you thought it
was her. That's got to be a very, very

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unfortunate series of events. Like that's got to be arguably
the worst luck to ever happen inthe planet.
So basically him getting to knowthe parents so well actually
ended up being a bad thing because he thought that his
girlfriend was his girlfriend's mom.
That's that's a really weird thing to say out loud.
I am going to say, though, this all could have been avoided with
a simple emoji tactic. All right.

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Like it really would have been so much better if you just hear
me out here, put an emoji your girlfriend's name or put like
Mary Mom as the last name. Bro, what are you doing?
That's such a risky game to be played.
Also, maybe before you said selfies, you should double check
that it's going to the right person because I feel like you

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know, you, you might you might want to think things through a
little bit better before you just go standing out handing out
selfies on the street corner like a weirdo that's going to
catch you a prison charge. Anyways, that night he went over
to the girl's house and he's trying to explain what happened.
And so she finally understands. He, like, shows her the text,
but what he didn't realize is that it was weird that he had

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kept the text. So she's mad.
She's like, why did you keep theselfie that you said to my mom
in here? He's like, well, I wanted to
show you the context. And she's like, whatever.
I just don't really know if I can look at you the same.
And he's like, why? Like everything's going great.
She goes, yeah. But now my mom has seen your
selfie. Like, I don't, I don't
necessarily know if I could be with somebody who, you know, my
mom has seen their selfie, you know, I'm saying.

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So yeah. Moral of the story is, before
you send any selfies at all, youmight want to double, maybe even
triple check that you're not sending them to your girlfriends
mom. Because it might make your very
serious girlfriend think that she has to break up to you
because a mom has seen a selfie of you.
And also you're going to be verysad and alone.
I, I just can't help but think what, what the girl's dad
thinks. Like, imagine you're just

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chilling there and your wife walks up to you.
She's like, hey, yo, our daughter's boyfriend has sent me
selfies. Like, bro, that's got to be a
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