Idiots Compilation Part 2 😂🤡👣

if i have 5 brain cells and karen steals 7 brain cells, how many do i have?

Episode Transcript

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we got that out of the way, my name is Scrubby.
I hope you guys are all having an incredible day.
Like I said, I know I am. Today we're going to be telling
the story of a time my friend jumped out of my car while it
was moving. Yeah, that's right.

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He, he didn't die or anything, but like, he's pretty stupid.
I'm not going to lie. He's what we call the the potato
fallacy, which is if someone canexist, they can also be dumb
enough to jump out of a moving car.
I made-up that fallacy, but it sounds pretty official.
I'm thinking about getting it added to the philosophical,
philosophical, philosophical handbook of definitions.
You know how sometimes, basically I was the first person

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of all my friends to get my license in high school, meaning
that I was responsible for driving everybody everywhere
when we were hanging out. Like if people wanted to go do
something, it was. Yeah.
Let's call Ryan. He has a car, which I mean, it
is what it is. I wasn't too happy being
everyone's chauffeur, but I was the first one with the license
and they paid me in gas money. So I mean, it was worth it.
It was worth it. I made some pretty solid
profits. But regardless, I have this one
friend who I've talked about a couple times on this channel

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named Jermichael. Just kidding, His name was
Jonathan. But Jonathan and I, we're.
We're kind of friends. It was kind of the friendship
where, like, you're not friends,but you're friends with
somebody's friend. You know how that can be
sometimes. Like, you don't necessarily like
Trisha, but Trisha's really tight with Emma, so you and Emma
hang out, but like, Trisha's there, too.
Yeah, sometimes things like thathappen, and that's just how it
has to be sometimes in a friendship.

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And me and Jonathan didn't exactly get on incredibly well.
Like, we were not homies for life.
We were just kind of friends. But one night, me, Jonathan and
our other friend were hanging out, and they were like, yo,
let's go to Sonic. And I was like, yeah, all right,
fine, fine. And for those you don't know
what Sonic is like this dry thinwith really good milkshakes.
So we were just going to get some milkshakes doing our thing.

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You know, I whip in with my withmy fat Hyundai Sonata.
You know how it is. Boom, boom.
I got that mom car on deck skirt.
You know how it beat. So whatever, I pull in with my
mom car and immediately we just kind of ordering and while we're
sipping our milkshakes after we ordered and we got our food,
we're kind of sitting there and Jonathan pulls up this Twitter
video of a guy who who had just,you know, like skirted on the

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outside of a car. He opened the door, put his feet
on the ground and then held ontothe door And it kind of like
dragged him, you know, like he was like almost water skiing,
went on concrete. And he goes, Hey, we should do
that. I'm like, you know, I just got
my license. The last thing I want to do is
spend time in prison for vehicular manslaughter.
So how about we don't do that? And we say we did, you know, and
he's consistent. He's like, no, no, it'll be fun.

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It'll be fun. And I'm like, listen, nothing is
fun about standing on the outside of a car while it's
driving. Like, not once in the history of
the world has anybody said, yeah, you know, it was a real
fun time standing on the outsideof a car, dragging my feet along
the ground. The guy that did that got lucky.
I'm not going to do it. And he goes, dude, come on.
Like, why not? I'm like, because I don't no,
we're not going to do this waterskiing, surfing thing on the

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outside of my car. I'm not going to do it.
I just got my license. Like, I'm not getting it taken
away already. Stop.
And Jonathan, you know, tries tocall me out.
He's like, wow, dude, that's really lame.
Like, you can't believe you justdon't want to have fun.
I'm like, yeah, I do want to have fun.
I just want to have fun in a waywhere we all survive, you know?
Like, I've never understood somepeople who think it's fun to
skydive. All right?
Like, oh, let me jump out of a plane.
Yeah, that's called please end my life a little bit earlier,

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but whatever. Jonathan is just whining the
entire time we're eating our milkshakes.
About how dude, it would be fun,it would be fun, it'd be so
funny we could post it on Twitter.
Do we get so many retweets? I'm like, I'm not risking my
life for retweets, I am it's notworth it.
I don't care if we get 10,000 retweets.
It is not worth absolutely skinning our knees and just like
dying while trying to surf on the outside of a car.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I hope you guys agree with me that
it's. Pretty, pretty, pretty.
Stupid to want to put your feet on the outside of a car while
it's driving and try to water ski.
That's just not a good look. It's not a good method, and it's
never going to end well. So whatever.
After Sonic and Jonathan's incessant whining that I should
let him almost kill himself on the outside of my car, we
decided to go to the park and meet up with a couple people who

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we were just, like, supposed to hang out with.
So we're at the park, hanging out, and obviously there's girls
there. And whatever girls are involved.
Teenage boys somehow get Dumber like I've been a teenage boy.
Trust me, I know. We might actually be the
dumbest. Species to ever exist.
There's just. Something with teenage boys
minds where our thinking just goes out the window and the only
thing we think is. Boobs, food, boobs, food.
Like that's, that's all we thinkabout.

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So we're hanging out with girls and obviously the whole boobs
food dynamic is coming into playand we're we're just kind of
hanging out. And Jonathan starts showing
these girls this Twitter video and they're like, that's so
funny. And he's like, see, it is funny.
It is funny. Ryan, can we do it?
And I'm like, no, that's dumb. And the girls are like, wow, I
don't know if you should do it. Like I feel like you're just
going to get hurt. I don't necessarily know if
that'd be a good idea. And I'm like, exactly, yes,

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please tell him why it's not a good idea to skirt on the
outside of a car and think and like, just why, why, why, why?
But he's convinced that the girls thought it was funny.
And making girls laugh is his Forte.
But whatever. The girls and I kind of move on
from conversation. And I'm not going to lie, I'm a
pretty funny guy. I can make people laugh.
So I'm making these girls laugh.And they're kind of like
flirting with me more than they're flirting with Jonathan.

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And Jonathan's getting super, super, super mad, right?
And it's getting a little late. I think it's like 11:00 PM and
we're still at the park. And Jonathan's like, hey, can we
go back to the house soon? And I'm like, yeah, sure.
So we say goodbye to the girls and we're all kind of hugging
and they're like, Ryan, you're so funny.
I had so much fun. And and this triggers Jonathan
because Jonathan was the one that wanted the girls attention,
right? And he he just wanted to make

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him laugh because I was making him laugh all night.
I was flirting with him and he was just not having any luck.
It was swinging a miss, swinginga miss, swinging a miss,
swinging a miss. He was just not on his A game,
All right. And sometimes you're just not on
your A game when you're talking to girls, and that's OK.
But no, no, no, no. Jonathan hatched a delirious
stupid and to try to get these girls to like him and think that
he was the coolest guy to ever exist, right.

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So we get back in the car and the girls are behind us and then
they're like kind of signal for us to go 1st and I'm like okay,
whatever. So I start backing out of the
parking lot and I'm driving through this parking lot of the
park and I hear my door open andI look in the back and sure
enough, Jonathan has half of hisbody sitting out of the back of
my car with the door. And I'm like, Jonathan stop,

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Jonathan stop. And he's like, no, dude, it'll
be funny. It'll be funny.
And the next thing I know. His.
Feet are dragging on the pavement right?
And he probably stays up in the skiing position for about 3
seconds and the next thing I know he goes face like basically
face plants. Like, his feet got too much
friction. His legs go out and he smacks
and my back door just slams shut.
Right. Like, I, I don't even know what

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was supposed to be happening. So I slam on the brakes.
The girls are out of their car checking on him.
Everybody's freaking out. We think we just witnessed this
kid die. He rolls over.
He has a bloody nose and his front tooth is missing.
Like this kid had managed to knockout his own front tooth
because he decided that car surfing would be a good idea.
Oh, let me just water ski on theside of a car.
That's never a good idea, Jonathan, you idiot.

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So whatever. We're we're sitting here and I'm
like, are you OK? Are you OK?
And he's like. Yeah, dude, did it look.
Cool. And the girls are like, yeah,
not really. You just kind of look dumb.
We told you it was stupid to do it.
And he's like, but did you laugh?
No. No one's laughing when your
friend has a bloody nose and is missing their front tooth
because he decided to try to hang out of the side of the car.
So obviously, we get him back inthe car.
We take him home, and he tells his mom what happened.

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And his mom is pissed. And his mom tries to get, like,
mad at me. She's like, oh, how dare you.
I'm like, dude, I told your son not to be an idiot.
It's not my responsibility to make your kid not jump out of a
car. That's your job.
You're his parent. Maybe somewhere along the line
of the last 16 years, you shouldhave told your kid, don't jump
out of a moving car. So after I kind of, you know,
snap back at his mom a little bit about how her kids an idiot,

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she kind of realizes that, yeah,definitely not my fault that her
son decided to do the whole flipski and the bipski and jump
out of the side of a moving car.Definitely not anyone's fault
but her son's. So he's missing his front tooth.
His nose is bleeding. He tells her what happened.
He says it was funny. We're kind of like, yeah, it's
not funny. And then we tell him that we
didn't film it. And he's like, what?
Nobody filmed it? And I was like, you didn't give

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us a warning. You didn't say, hey, guys, I'm
doing it. You just jumped out of the car.
What did you expect like this todo?
You thought we were going to seethat coming.
And he's like, well, I thought Imade it obvious that I was going
to do it. And I was like, no, I would have
child locked your doors. There's no way I was going to
let you jump out of the car. So whatever.
Here he is arguing with me abouthow I'm a bad friend for not
filming him jumping out of a carand eating it and face planting

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and knocking out his front tooth.
And it was at that moment I realized that Jonathan was not a
good friend and I probably shouldn't hang out with him
anymore because anyone's stupid enough to jump out of a moving
car. It's definitely not the type of
person you want on your team. You know, like when when you're
picking for a sports team, the last you want is idiot who
jumped out of car to be on theirwatch list of their biggest
accomplishments. You know, and I tried my best to

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avoid him from then on. But there you have it, guys.
That's the story of a time a friend of mine literally jumped
out of my car like a bird with no wings.
You know, I believe I can fly. He knocked out his tooth on the
concrete after jumping out of mycar.
That didn't rhyme, but it's OK. But yeah, not no guys, that's

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going to do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed it.
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They make me fancy. I'm gonna go jump out of a
moving car now. If anybody needs me, I will be
doing the old ski bill. Ski knocky Audi, toothy tooth.
Yeah, don't get anyone pregnant.And if you do, make sure that

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your kid is not stupid enough tojump out of a moving car that
his friend is driving because trust me, it's just going to
lead to him losing the friendship and most importantly,
losing his front teeth. I'll see you guys tomorrow with
another video. I'm out.
Peace. What's going on guys?

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It's your boy scrub here back again with another video hope
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Today I'm going to be telling you guys the story of how my
cousin ended up ruining my firstedition Charizard Hollow Pokémon
card when I was younger, and howI still to this day hate him
with a burning passion because of it.
And yeah, without further ado, it should be a pretty fun video.
So let's get into me hating my cousin.
Let's go. It's so good it's not good.

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Nice racking her ass. Brazilian just turned 21 but my
banks a million Swear I'm a little drunk but it's a hell of
a. All right, all right, all right.
So I know a lot of you are thinking that it's a little bit
insane that I would hate my cousin over a Pokémon card.
And this particular cousin and Ihave never really gotten along.
He's just a spoiled brat. He comes from a family that, you
know, he gets away with anythingand he's super entitled and it's

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just annoying. But you know, and plus, when
someone destroys a $4000 Pokémoncard for no reason right in
front of you just to mess with you, you know, it's pretty easy
not to like that person anymore,Like.
It's pretty easy to go, oh, you're, you're a douche.
I'm not your friend anymore. So regardless, before anyone
says I'm a bad person, I don't care.
I'm not going to like my cousin and your YouTube comments, not

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going to change my mind. But when I was a younger kid, I
was really into Pokémon. It's just really fun and I'm a
little bit older than most of you.
I was born in 1999, which is when the base set came out, and
I'm not really sure how. I came into possession of a
couple of really old cards, but I had a hollow Blast Toys and a
hollow Charizard from the base set.

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I think my grandma had gotten them from me from like a flea
market. She didn't really know what it
was. She just bought like a pack of
cards, not a pack, but like a bundle, somebody's old card
collection and they had happenedto be in there or something I
think. But regardless, I had a hollow
Blast Toys and a hollow Charizard and a Hollow Blast
Toys now is worth like $800.00. But hollow Charizard's
apparently one sold on eBay for $55,000.

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You know, that's a pretty insanenumber.
I looked it up on eBay and it seems like you can find decent
ones for like three, $4000. So these cards are pretty
expensive now and at the time they weren't as expensive, but
they were like collectible itemsback then already.
Regardless, my cousin decided toget into Pokémon around the same
time, and our families don't getalong very well because like I

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said, he's a spoiled brat. His mom's kind of insane too.
So I would only ever really see him at Thanksgiving and
Christmas. And sure enough, when I saw him
at Thanksgiving, he had some Pokémon cards and he was kind of
like, oh, let's battle. And you know, I'm not really
down for I didn't have my Pokémon cards, but my mom was
like, oh, your cousin's into Pokémon.
That's so sweet. Why doesn't he come over next

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week so you guys can play Pokémon?
And I'm like, Mom Nah, like, I'mgood.
I don't really want to hang out with them.
And she's like, you guys can bond.
That's so sweet, you know, doingthe thing that mom's doing.
Listen, I didn't want to bond with this dude.
I I did not get like, he just has a weird vibe, all right?
He just has a. Vibe where?
Like if you guys were standing near the edge of a volcano he
would shove you into the lava and be like Oh no he fell.

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Like he just seems like a crazy person.
Dude I'm not going to lie. Have you ever seen Haunting of
Hill House on Netflix? Bro?
He gives off the vibe as the boyin that movie, and it's
basically a little British boy possessed by a demon.
So no, I'm not really trying to hang out with them.
So I'm like mom, No, But sure enough, she talks to his mom and
invites him over to come over next week with all of his
Pokémon cards so we can have a battle.

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But here's what's really annoying.
The Pokémon card game has rules,dude.
But he was just one of those people where he would like throw
out the card and be like, oh, I win because my Pokémon is bigger
than yours and like change the rules every time.
You just sucked. My cousin sucks.
I don't know how we're related. Anyways, he comes over and like,
he starts asking me to show him my Pokémon card.
So I'm showing him them and he'slike grabbing them, but he's not

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grabbing them in like a nice way.
He's like bending the corners and stuff.
So I grabbed him away. I'm like, look, if you're not
going to respect my stuff, I don't want you to touch it.
And he's like, whatever, let's just battle.
So sure enough, I got my favorite cards, one of which was
the holographic Charizard because duh, that thing is just
sick. For those of you who like don't
play Pokémon, it's just a reallyiconic card.

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So, you know, I of course I wanted to use it.
So I got the card and I was like, all right, whatever.
Then like I said, said he playedby weird rules.
We didn't play by like the 60 card deck rules, no energy
cards. We were just kind of throwing
them out and like battling, right, Because whatever, we were
kids. So sure enough, I throw out my
Charizard and this dummy throws out of a Venusaur, which is a
grass type Pokémon and fire obviously does more damage to

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grass. So I'm like, oh, you lose.
And he's looked at me. He's like, no, I don't look at
how big my Pokémon is. It would destroy yours.
And I'm like, yeah, but yours isa plant and I have a fire
breathing dragon. So like your plant is on fire
now my my Pokémon wins. And he looks at me, he's like,
no, it doesn't. And so I try to explain to him
in very, very slow terms how fire Pokémon have an advantage

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over grass type Pokémon dude. And he's having none of it.
And he's like, whatever, that was a practice one.
That one doesn't count. Let's play again, let's play
again. And I'm like, OK, fine.
But then I should have known that he was going to be a sore
loser dude. Like he just straight up lost.
There's nothing you can do aboutthat.
Then he was like, no, and tryingto fight with me about it.
So as soon as I realized he's a sore loser, I should have
stopped. But for some reason, after we

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called it a practice round and wanted to play again, I'm like,
yeah, you know what? Sure, I guess I'll keep playing.
This isn't that bad. So we go back and forth a couple
times, he beats me a couple times, he refuses to admit that
I beat him a couple times. And we get back and I finally
decide that I'm going to use my,my, my Charizard again.
So sure enough, something happens.
And I can't remember the exact Pokémon that he put down, but it

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was something that a Charizard just beats.
Like, I think it might have beenlike Stelix or something Like it
was something that a fire type Pokémon usually beats.
It might not have been a Steelix.
That doesn't make sense. But like, you get what I'm
saying? You, you get the drift that I'm
putting down. He just obviously lost.
And so he sees that he obviouslylost and he looks at me, he's
like, you're not allowed to use the Charizard card anymore.
And I'm kind of like, well, why not?

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And he's like, because it's, it's like just too overpowered
and you're beating me with it. And so you're not allowed to use
it. Which I mean, listen, I already
don't want to be hanging out with my cousin, but now he's
just straight up looking me in the face and saying I'm not
allowed to do things that let mebeat him at the video game.
Which like, then why am I playing?
I'm sorry, dude. There's no reason for me to just
sit here and let you beat up andbeat me all the time.

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So I'm like, oh, OK, then I'm not playing.
So I start to pick up all my cards to kind of be like, then
I'm not going to play with you if this is how you're going to
be. Because surprisingly, it's not
very fun to play games with somebody that just refuses to
admit that they ever lose. Like, listen, if you're just
straight up better than me and I'm getting destroyed, it's OK.
It's not my fault, dude. But playing games with people

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who just change their rules whenever they start to lose is
just straight up not a good time.
So I go and I start packing up my cards and this little douche
canoe grabs my Charizard card and bends it in half.
Like he grabs it with the with the top of the card in one hand
and the other part in the bottomand like closes his hand and it
just squishes the card. And I remember watching it bend

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in half and I listen. I'm not saying that what I did
was in the right, but I rememberhe bent the card and the next
thing I did was just punch. Him in the face, as hard as he
could. Like as hard as I could.
I already was. Mad I already didn't like the
guy. I already didn't want to be
hanging out with them. And then he destroyed my
favorite Pokémon card and he crushed it so fast that like the

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card basically split in half. Like, yeah, sure, it was fine.
Like I could have used it in a sleeve, but you know, all value
of the card. And like, the look of the card
was just ruined because he had basically split it in half.
So I did the only logical thing and just punched him in the
face. And sure enough, because he's a
little spoiled brat who never hears the word no, he starts
screaming like a banshee. Like, just unhinged banshee

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crying. And listen, I'm not saying that
I should have punched him in theface, OK?
I don't want anyone to go away from this video thinking the
moral of the story is to run around your family reunion just
punching people till you feel even.
But like, look, if you break somebody's prized possession in
front of them, yeah, they're probably going to punch you in
the face. And I'm not saying that my
cousin didn't deserve it. Like, yeah, he definitely did.

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I don't regret punching him in the face at all.
I'm just saying that you shouldn't punch your cousins in
the face, you know? So he starts crying, dude.
And so I can't make this up. Oh my God, He starts crying and
my mom walks in and he starts saying that he beat me at
Pokémon and because I was a soreloser, I decided to hit him.
And I don't know if it's becausehe was crying and I was already

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pissed or what, but I remember my mom being like, did you do
it? And like, what was I supposed to
say? Yeah, I hit him in the face
because I was mad. Like I did not do it.
So my mom is obviously like mad at me, saying that I should
never hit anyone over a game. And if I can't, can't play
Pokémon and, and be a good boy and not hit my cousin, then
she's going to take my cards away.
And he's sitting there crying and, you know, my mom's like,

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you need to apologize. And I looked at my mom and I was
like, no, I'm not apologizing. I'm just not going to do it.
And I remember my mom trying to push me to apologize, saying
that it was the right thing to do and I was going to regret it
if I didn't apologize. And I just wouldn't apologize.
So my mom was like, fine, then you have to give him one of your
Pokémon cards. And he got the smile on his face
and he's like, I want this one. And he picked up the Charizard

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card that he had basically just oh, sorry, just ruined by
grabbing it and squeezing it. So he's like, I want this one.
And my mom was like, unless you apologize, he's going to get the
card. And at that point, I knew the
card was basically ruined anyways.
So I was like, you know what, dude?
Take the basically ripped in half Charizard card, you turd.
But I'm riding you out of my will.

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And you're, you are officially my least favorite cousin ever of
all time. I'm going to be honest, we've
had beef since then. This is the same cousin that bit
me on the ankle last Easter whenI tried to get to stop harassing
my grandma. So like, he's still a little
turd, bro. I regret absolutely nothing, but
I knew he was a crazy psychopathfrom the moment he destroyed my
Charizard card. And like, I'm really not mad

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about missing out on the money, OK?
Like, yeah sure it would have been nice to have the Pokémon
card, but more than anything, dude, I just miss it for the
nostalgia of it. Like, that was my favorite
Pokémon card when I was a littlekid.
I took that thing everywhere, bro.
I had Pokémon Fire Red in the Game Boy with my Charizard and I
had the card with me. So I I.
I think if anything, I wish my cousin wouldn't have been such a

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douche so I could have that piece of my childhood, but
whatever sometimes your family sucks nothing you can do about
it anyways guys that's going to do it for the video.
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guys all next time with another video.
I'm out. Peace.
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subscriber about a time they were on a field trip and one of
the kids in their class tried toget into the tiger cage and
actually did get into it. I would not recommend doing this

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at home. Being this stupid definitely
leads to your family tree endingwith you.
But regardless, if you're excited for the video, be sure
to press the like button or no joke, no scam, you'll get eaten
by a tiger. And without further ado, let's
get into it. All right, so we all definitely

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have been on a field trip or two.
At least I hope you have. I've never been to anywhere as
cool as the San Diego Zoo, but apparently some of my
subscribers have and this personwent on a field trip to the San
Diego Zoo when they were in 3rd grade.
And obviously whenever you're a kid, a field trip is the coolest
thing ever. Anytime you're doing something
that involves you not being in school is a benefit for as long

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as I was in school, dude. I guess maybe if you're one of
those kids that really enjoys math class or whatever, you hate
it, but if you're normal, then anytime out of school is a
blessing in disguise. Regardless, when they got to the
zoo, this person got up, put into this little group.
They had one chaperone and threeother kids with them.
And because there's a tiger involved in this story, I'm
going to call the kid who ended up being a moron Tony just

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because it fits. And the group that this kid was
in was Tony, him another child, and Tony's mom, Like Tony's mom
was the chaperone, you know, andTony's mom was one of those
ladies that like her kid could do no wrong whatsoever.
Her kid was always in the right.So from the instant they got
broken up into the group, Tony'smom is kind of like, all right,

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you guys need to behave. I know my son's gonna behave, So
it's up to you guys to make surethat you behave as well.
Just kind of being all over the other kids except for her son.
And her son was one of the most mischievous people ever.
Like, everybody knew he was kindof known for getting into
trouble. And they were kind of going
around the zoo, and Tony was in charge of deciding where they

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were gonna go next. Like, his mom was kind of like,
all right, you pick where we're going.
All right, sweetheart. All right, mom, I want to go
over here. OK, guys, we're going over here.
And he wanted to go to the tigercages.
And when they got over to the tiger cages, they saw that both
of the tigers were sleeping towards the bottom of the cage.
And Tony was not very happy withthis whatsoever.

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He was like, oh, I wanted to seehim running.
They need to wake up. And listen, dude, I don't know
what to tell you. You're at the zoo.
If the animals are asleep, then they're asleep.
Unless you've got an air horn, there's really nothing you can
do. And even if you have an air air
horn like they're animals in a zoo, just let them sleep.
Life's already bad enough with abunch of fat Americans running
around staring at you, taking pictures with their iPhones,

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with soccer moms going, Oh my God, look at how majestic.
Like, the last thing you need iskids blaring in air horn
whenever you're just trying to vibe.
So Tony started like, yelling atthe tigers and his mom is
yelling too, yelling at them to wake up.
And a zookeeper came over and like, told them to keep it down.
And I guess that was just too far.

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How dare you tell them to keep it down.
This is ridiculous because the mom started kind of getting into
it with the zookeeper. So her and the zookeeper are
arguing back and forth about whyyou shouldn't yell at sleeping
animals in the zoo. I don't really need to explain
why you shouldn't if you have brain cells.
It's pretty obvious. But I guess.
While the mom is arguing with the zookeeper, Tony had decided

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that now was his chance to get acloser look at the tigers.
He had like run up above and there was this fence kind of
around the tiger enclosure that should have been really hard to
climb. And he starts climbing it.
And because the zookeeper workerguy is kind of distracted by the
mom, he doesn't notice it right away until they look over and
see that Tony is so high up on the gate that like now it would

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be impossible for anyone to grabhim and bring him down.
And he's still climbing up over the gate into the tiger cage.
And I'll be honest with you, dude, I never understood why the
signs were on the zoo saying don't go into the tiger cage
because I feel like it should bepretty obvious.
But I guess some people are justtoo stupid.
This isn't a Percy Jack book bro.
You're not about to find out your dad was a God and you can

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control animals. What's about to happen is you're
about to wake up a tiger from its nap and it's not going to be
very happy for with you. And who could blame it man?
Oh really dude? I get like 2 hours of sleep a
day and you're going to wake me up?
So obviously his mom starts freaking out telling him to get
down. The zookeeper is like get down.
But considering the kid is already dumb enough to want to

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go into the tiger cage, he's dumb enough to ignore
everybody's warning saying don'tgo in there, you massive idiots.
And he keeps getting over, dude.And he gets to the point in the
fence where like, you're halfwayover in your legs, halfway on
one side and halfway on the other.
And at that point, a zookeeper is on either side of the fence.
And they're like, you can't comeover here.
And the zookeeper on the side ofthe tiger cage, braver than me.

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All right, I'm not gonna lie. I would have been like, damn,
look at that kid. That's crazy.
At least I don't have to feed the tigers later.
I'm not putting my life on the line for your stupid kid named
Tony. First of all, you named him
Tony. Come on.
Like that's just setting him up to be associated with Frosted
Flakes forever. You should have known this was
going to happen. And B, it's just not my problem.
So obviously at that point the gig is kind of up and he starts

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crawling down the fence, but then he gets scared when he
looks down and realizes how tallthe fences.
So now he's sitting there and he's like, I don't want to come
down, but he's on the upper sideof the side with the tigers.
And of course, at that point thetigers decide that like, oh, now
is when we're going to wake up from the nap and they kind of
start moseying over there just to see what's going on.

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And now, Oh, Mr. I want to see the tigers is scared crapless
because when they're sleeping, they're not too scary.
But when they're walking towardsyou and you're stuck on a fence,
I'm sure they're a lot more terrifying.
So he's screaming, dude, other zookeepers have to come and like
get the tigers and lead them away, all because this stupid
Tony kid is just screaming on the fence, which is freaking
them out more. Hey, guys, I'm going to

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And yeah, I'll shut up and let you guys get back to the video
now. Enjoy.
So they finally get this idiot Tony kid off the fence, right?
And obviously, everybody's like,you're an idiot.
But the mom comes up. Oh, my God, are you OK?

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Is my boy OK? And then the mom, you think in
this situation, she would be humbled and maybe keep her mouth
shut, be thankful for the peoplethat just went in and got her
son away from the tiger. No, no, no, apparently not.
She starts yelling at them that like, this fence clearly wasn't
up to code and was way too dangerous.
The fence was huge, by the way. Like the person in the story

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says, it wouldn't have been easyto climb unless like you really
wanted to climb it, which I guess isn't kind of the purpose
of it. I don't know, I feel like there
isn't really a way to design A fence that's completely
unclimbable, right? Like unless you did a glass wall
or something. I'm not too sure.
I just work here bro. But here she is yelling at them
saying it's their fault. Like oh, it's your guys's fault.

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You guys don't have good enough defenses around the tiger cage.
Oh yeah, don't mind me lady. Sorry we didn't think through
the fact that someone's kids would have so few brain cells
that they would be willing to try it.
Dude, that wasn't on the list ofthings we ever expected anyone
to do. So at that point, the zookeepers
are furious with her. Dude, I don't blame them.
Like, how could you not be? And they're saying that, you

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know, you got to get out of here.
You got to get out of here. And the mom, for whatever
reason, thought that the fact that she was here on a field
trip, like made them invincible,as if they couldn't get kicked
out. And believe it or not, when your
kid is an idiot and tries to getinto the tiger cage, they can
still kick you out. So they ended up doing this like
intercom thing over the zoo, saying that the school had to

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regroup in the middle of the zooand done near the entrance, like
the middle area, because there was two entrances.
There was a middle entrance, I guess.
So they all met up and they justhad to explain to the principals
the situation. And like him and the other kid
that were in the group had to get split up and join other
groups because this kid was justso stupid that he tried to get

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into the tiger cage. I don't really know what Tony
was thinking. I guess if your mom is that
crazy, you've really got nothingto lose by trying to get into a
tiger cage, right? Like hey, getting mauled by a
tiger might wake your mom up I guess and make her a little bit
less crazy, but I don't know, I'll just make it till I'm 18
instead. It seems a little bit more worth
it. Dude, maybe this kid is single
handedly the reason that there has to be signs like do not try

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to punch the alligators in Florida or that's probably more
of a Florida man. Regardless, a pretty crazy
situation. The rest of the field trip
apparently went smoothly, thoughthe new group had nobody trying
to get into the animal cages, which is probably a benefit.
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You're going to get hit with an arrow in the knee and no longer
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Yeah, that's right. That would be very unfortunate.
So I would just press the like button.
Real talk though, guys, I've been in my neighborhood for a
little bit now and I think I found a neighbor of mine who I
haven't had any problems with yet, but he unironically thinks
he's a wizard and is fighting everybody in the neighborhood

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currently over Halloween decorations.
And when somebody like that exists, you know, so I'm just
going to have to talk about it. It's my duty as a YouTube, you
know. So without further ado, let's
get right into the video. It's not good.
Nice racking her ass Brazilian just turned 21 before banks a
million swear I'm a little drunk, but it's a hell of a
feeling guys. All right, so I've been in my

(32:04):
neighborhood for a bit now and most people have been really
cool to me, which is great considering in my last
neighborhood, I had to deal withthe crazy lady who hated the
fact that I was a YouTube, even though that was like kind of my
job and was constantly just it'scausing me problems.
So the fact that everybody so far has been really cool to me,
I genuinely appreciate. And as you guys know, it's

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getting a little bit closer to Halloween.
So Halloween decorations are starting to get put up And in my
neighborhood, there's this cool trail that I go skating on
basically every morning right when I wake up because I don't
know, it's just a good way to wake up, bro.
You kind of like get that dog face 420 vibe from TikTok where
he's just skating around with the cranberry juice.
It's just fun to just skate around in the morning and not

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worry about anything. And as I've been skating around
recently, I've been seeing more and more houses kind of decked
out for Halloween, which is exactly what you expect, right?
And the other morning, I'm skating around and I see some
commotion in one of the driveways and I'm like, oh,
maybe someone's putting up decorations.
I'm out pretty early. So usually I don't see a whole
lot of people doing stuff. And as I get closer, I see that

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it's a man just like, furiously hitting on an inflatable
Halloween decoration. And I don't mean hitting on in
the way of like, hey baby, let me get them digits and maybe get
you a TikTok talk later. Like I'm talking about he is
actually taking his first and just punching a inflatable
Halloween decoration. So obviously I kind of skate a
little bit slower and just wanted to get an idea of what

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was going on because it's not every day you see a grown man
flighting an inflatable. That's just not normal 2020
lingo, I guess. I mean, genuinely, I shouldn't
write it off. This year has been a train wreck
everywhere else. I shouldn't be surprised that
some people out there are getting to the point where
they're like fighting inanimate Halloween decorations.
But hey, it wasn't something I they expected to see.
So as I slow down and kind of start to pay more attention, I

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can see that he's also yelling at it.
And to give you an idea of what this looks like, it's like a 7
foot tall inflatable skeleton. And it's almost designed like
one of those things from the used car lots where they just
kind of wiggle side to side. Like it's a very silly Halloween
decoration. It's not evil, it's not
menacing. It's like a giant animated
looking skeleton thing that justwiggles because there's air

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flowing through it. It literally could be used to
sell you a car. That's how corny this decoration
looks. And so when I'm seeing this
grown man hitting it, I'm like, oh, my headphones are making it
so I can't hear anything. So I take out my headphones and
I hear him just yelling at this inflatable thing.
And what he's saying is just incoherent babbling.
Like it doesn't make any sense. He's saying words and he's

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saying them in order. And yeah, I guess they're a
sentence. But basically what he's spewing
out is that this skeleton is opening portals to other
dimensions. And because skeletons are a
symbol of death, it's praising the God of death.
So by having a inflatable skeleton on your lawn, you're
like opening portals to other dimensions for the God of death

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to come through is what He's yelling at this while he's
fighting it. And he doesn't know that
anyone's around. Like, I was pretty far away.
He's just yelling this incoherently at this inflatable
skeleton while he's fighting it.So imagine seeing a grown man
fighting something you expect tosee on a used car lot while he's
screaming that it's opening portals to interventional
demons. And like, you know, he's

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sounding like a mom from the 80swith way too much free time on
her hands who's, like, playing records backwards, trying to
hear stuff that sounds evil. I can't believe that the culture
really just let that happen. Like, genuinely, back in the
80s, all these moms were playingrecords backwards and pretending
to hear hidden messages in them and saying it was gonna make
kids do evil. Like, yeah, we should have known

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these people were hearing thingswhen they were listening to
music backwards and expecting itto make sense.
Sorry, Karen, but that's just bizarre.
ANYWAYS, that's like the level of crazy this guy sounds like
screaming at this Halloween decoration for opening portals
to other dimensions because if that was true we would be
screwed by now. Like even if you are fighting
the good fight right? You really think that Halloween
is going to open a portal to another dimension?

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This one inflatable skeleton in particular is the one that just
is doing it way more than all the others.
Every other person's giant inflatable skeletons?
The 20,000 of those that they sold at Home Depot?
Nah, those don't matter. Just this particular skeleton in
your neighborhood is the one that's interacting with the
demons. Sure.
Anyways, I'm taking this all in while I'm just slowly skating by

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and pretending not to be lookingbecause I've learned my lesson.
Now I've gotten a little bit older and I realize that if the
crazy people catch you staring, chances are their anger is going
to shift on you. And when like this dude is just
rambling about dimensions, it's better to just not have him
think that I'm paying attention.So I just kind of, I'm not
filming it or anything, I'm justkind of watching it as I skate
by. So I go home and I'm just kind

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of sitting there with this information thinking about it
all day. And I decide that the next
morning morning, I'm going to have to skate by and just give
it a little bit closer of a look.
Like I'm not going to hop anyone's backyard or anything or
go in anyone's front yard. But like I kind of got to get a
little bit closer and see what'sgoing on because I was pretty
far away. Maybe the decoration like plays
music or something. And it kept him up all night.

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I'm thinking that I have to be missing something, right?
Because I just don't feel like people that are rational exist
and can function. Because that's The thing is
like, you know, the dude is, is has a house.
He clearly has a job. Like how the heck is this dude
saying that there's interdimensional portals opening
and also functioning? So I'm thinking that I have to
have missed something. There's something that I clearly

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just like was not paying enough attention to.
So I decide I'm just going to escape back by that area the
next morning and just kind of pay a little bit closer
attention and see if I can like hear anything.
Because the decoration did look expensive.
Like, it didn't look like something that they were going
to just take down because their neighbor got mad.
You know, it looks like this dude had put a hefty amount of
his ego and wanting to be the best decorated house for

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Halloween on the block. If you're picking up what I'm
putting down, like this dude really went to a used car lot
and bought one of those inflatable things and said I'm
making this spooky. Like that's the level of
dedication. This dude had the Halloween
decoration. So if it was playing noises or
something, I don't know, maybe fighting the inflatable really
was his only option. So the next morning comes and I
head over there and I'm just trying to kind of pay some more

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attention to the surroundings like a detective in among us.
ANYWAYS, the next morning this inflatable skeleton is on like
the other side of the house thathad its yard.
So I'm, I'm assuming that the guy that was fighting it was the
neighbor on the other side because they didn't unplug it.
They had just moved it. So maybe he had come home, seen
that his skeleton had a couple of black eyes and had a very
passive aggressive note from hisneighbor and kind of realized

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like, oh, this guy really doesn't like this.
I don't know. So I just kind of figured that
it was the neighbor. And I don't know why you would
get mad at a used car salesman prop on your side of the land
that not yours, but whatever, I guess moving it was the right
thing to do. And the house that's to the
left, which was the side that hewas fighting it on, like done
really creepy, almost like a vampire.

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Every single window is like blacked out.
And I'm not talking about with the shutters.
Like he had taken black sheets, pushed them against the window
so that way, like you couldn't even see that there was a window
there. It was just like black, Which I
mean, maybe he thinks he's a vampire or something.
I've seen weirder stuff. But you know, everything is just
like super blacked out. And I wasn't paying super close

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attention. This is all stuff I could just
see from the road. But like every window is blacked
out. And then I see that he kind of
has a sign on his garage, so I kind of like get to the bottom
of the driveway. I didn't go on his property
because I was not trying to havesome crazy dude come out and be
like, why are you on my land? Because that just does not sound
like a fun conversation to have early in the morning.
Like basically yesterday I watched you fight this giant

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inflatable Halloween thing. So today I was coming by to make
sure you're not a crazy person is probably way harder to
explain than like, you know, I don't know, it just not getting
seen. So I'm not going on his
property. I'm just kind of standing there
and I'm trying to read this and finally after a little bit of
struggling because it's kind of dark, I see that the sign says
something along the lines of there's like a the band sign,

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like the Red Nose sign. And in that is a wizard hat.
And underneath it, in black letters, it says.
That anyone with magical powers is not allowed within 200 feet
of this house and that the resident of this house has been
granted the ability to smell magic powers by like some random
long name from Old English. I don't remember it.

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So that everybody should stay away.
And that's when I realized that,you know, this person is
probably crazy. I know a lot of you in the
comments are going to be like, oh, dude, it's probably a joke.
Like, come on, it can't be that crazy.
But you, we got to put this together.
First of all, the guy I was kindof older, like he had Gray hair.
So yeah, I don't know, maybe every girl named Rebecca in her

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30s who swears she's a Hufflepuff would have some weird
stuff on her garage about like how they can smell magic people.
But some dude in his 50s just doesn't strike me as the type to
be like throwing out, oh, I'm a Hufflepuff, I can smell magic.
That just like doesn't seem. I mean, maybe it's possible.
And you got to consider yesterday I watched him fighting
an inflatable skeleton talking about opening portals to demons.

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So I already, I know that this dude is already a little bit
weird. Like, yeah, I guess it could be
a joke, but I don't know. I feel like when you start
fighting holiday decorations, itmoves out of the joke territory,
even if you were doing it ironically before.
It's like all the people that swear they do TikTok ironically
and then four months later they're doing all the trending
dances unironically, you know, like it's OK.

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Just be honest with yourself here, dude.
And I thought, I'm going to be honest with myself.
This dude is probably just nuts considering he's fighting
holiday decorations. Imagine how confusing used as
neighbors were when they came home and saw their like, giant
inflatable skeleton just half destroyed with a note from their
neighbor being like, you are personally responsible for
opening portals to demons from the other side that are going to

(41:43):
come through and ruin our planet.
And I just want you to know thatso you can sleep tonight with
that information in your head. Like, yeah, all right, man.
I may be the Karen that I had living next door to me was nuts,
but at least it wasn't like she thought she was a wizard that
could sniff magic. Because people who are that
crazy, you can't reason with them.
Like if this dude just decides tomorrow that his neighbors are

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witches that are trying to attack him, how are they going
to convince him that they're notwitches?
Because this dude thinks he's a wizard.
You know what I'm saying? And that's what you got to worry
about some crazy people. It's just not worth dealing
with. So once I realize that this dude
thinks he's a wizard, which would be pretty cool if I did
have a wizard in my neighborhood, I decide
immediately to just get out of there and not have anything to

(42:28):
do with this again. Because first of all, it's not
at my place. And also, once I read the sign
and realized that this dude unironically thinks he's magic.
It's not the type of crazy that's fun to deal with, dude.
Like, yeah, some person who's entitled and thinks they're
super important even though they're not, that's super easy
to make fun of and everyone has a good time messing with that
type of crazy. But like, I don't know, this

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dude's going to light my house on fire and swear that he was
trying to get rid of the demons and the whatever.
Like, Nah, Nah, Nah. That type of crazy is just not
worth it. And also, he didn't bug me.
Like, I'm not his neighbor, you know, but I'm saying it's not my
Halloween decorations. Yeah, I'm sure that it's very
annoying to wake up to all your Halloween decorations destroyed,
but they're not mine. And I'm not trying to go to

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battle with the wizard because of it.
So I hopped on my skateboard, and I start kind of like trying
to skate away, right? And sure enough, as soon as I'm
starting to get away, my headphones are off.
I hear the door open, and I hearlike a hey.
And I turn around and obviously this dude is sitting there
because I was standing outside of his house for a little bit
too long. And he's kind of like, what were
you doing? And so I said, oh, I was trying
to read your sign. I didn't know what it said

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which. Is the truth.
Like, I wasn't lying to him, youknow, but I wasn't going to say,
like, I thought he was nuts or anything because you don't say
that when somebody's like, hey, what are you doing?
And he says, ah, yeah, well, you're not magic, so you're
good. And I said, all right, thank
you. And he's like, yeah, I can smell
them if they're magic. You want to know the trick to
smelling when people are magic? And I'm like, yeah, man, sure.

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Because at this point, I'm beingextra nice to the man that, you
know, just came outside and is now telling the stranger how he
can sniff magic because that's just what you're supposed to do.
And he starts telling me all this stuff about how modern
deodorant was invented to hide magic smells.
That's why he doesn't wear deodorant.
And, you know, he suggests that other people shouldn't either.

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But he could tell that I'm not wearing deodorant.
And when people aren't wearing deodorant, that means that
they're not magical. But I definitely was wearing
deodorant because I had like, just showered.
So, you know, I was just kind ofnodding my head in agreement
because like I said, when somebody's this type of crazy
and they're like the government invented deodorant to hide the
fact that Wizards live amongst our population, trust me, it's

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way easier to just nod your headand smile than it ever would be
to try to like reason with this person and convince them that
they're wrong because they're clearly just out of it.
So he's talking my ear off for like 5 minutes and I'm being
very nice the whole time. And finally I'm like, hey man, I
have to go, I'm sorry I ordered breakfast, I have to be back
before it gets there. And he's like, yeah, sure, of
course, thank you, I'll see you again.

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And now that I know that you're good, you know I won't, I won't
be watching as much. And I don't know what he means
by that dude. I don't know if that means he's
been watching me when I'm outside.
I don't know if that means he's been like trying to pay
attention to me and figure out if I'm a dark wizard or
something. But I don't like the idea of him
saying I won't be watching anymore because I don't know
what him watching ever meant in the 1st place.
And that's just weird, dude, butwhatever.

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Yeah, one of my neighbors definitely thinks that he's a
wizard. There's not going to be a sequel
to this because I'm just not going to mess with it.
He, he seems like, you know, he's on another planet.
I'm gonna let him be. I didn't say anything to
identifying, you know, I'm sharing it with you guys because
I I don't know, what am I supposed to do?
Dude? I had to share this with
somebody. I just can't have my neighbor
coming at me telling me he's a wizard and not say anything to

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anyone. Plus, I'm kind of a fan of this
neighborhood and it would reallysuck to have somebody casting
spells on me to get me to leave because, I don't know, the last
lady swore she was going to ruinit for me, and she kind of did.
So I'm just not going to take mychances anymore.
Yeah, it's crazy, bro. But whenever I skate by, if I
see Mr. Wizard Man, I'm going tonod my head and appreciate the
fact that he thinks that I am not a magical creature because I

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don't know what Wizards do to magical creatures.
But he gave me the impression that it wasn't very cool.
You know, like he would not be appreciative of another wizard
kind of coming in on his turf byany means.
Which hey dude I get if I if I was a wizard I wouldn't want to
be have to be sharing the magical spotlight with anybody
but either. Dude I can't believe that I'm
sitting here in 2020 trying to reason with how a wizard should

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logically think about things during this time.
Dude that is what my life has come to.
Everybody said be a YouTube but really you'll just end up
talking about your neighbor who thinks he's magic on the
Internet. I also love how the neighbors
just moved the skeleton to like they've got to be so used to
this. Considering he was telling me
for 5 minutes all about the witches and stuff and the only
reason he stopped is because I left, I can't imagine how many

(46:45):
times his neighbors have to haveheard this feel about how
there's so many magic creatures in the neighborhood that are
like trying to take over. Dude, that guy came home
exhausted, saw his, you know, inflatable skeleton all beat up
and just Roger or whatever his name is.
Dude. I didn't pay attention to it,
but like, whatever his name was,definitely, definitely cannot be

(47:05):
a pleasant person to live next to.
And I'd rather just keep him on my good side because he thinks
that I'm not magical. Genuinely one of my biggest
fears though, is that Halloween's going to come and
kids are going to be like knocking on his door dressed up
as Wizards and he's going to answer and be like.
Oh, did you not read the sign? Bro, it says stay back 200 feet.
My neighborhood's going to be onthe news.
Local man fought a group of seven five year olds dressed up

(47:28):
as Wizards because they were encroaching on his turf in his
sign that told magic beings to stay away. 200 feet was not
known as legally binding. Like dude, I'm trying to avoid a
situation like that. Honestly it seems like the rest
of the neighborhood has to know he's just weird too because
nobody else seems concerned by any of this so I don't know
this. This neighborhood's existed for
seven years before I showed up, so clearly they can't have too

(47:51):
much of a problem with wizard boy if he still lives here.
I'm a call him wizard boy from now on even though he's
definitely a man. Like homie could have been my
grandpa does have the Gandalf beard going for him.
I don't know what it is about Wizards if the longer beard just
gives them more magical powers, but for for some reason they
just really hate Gillette. They just hate to shave.
I'm just saying if you were really magical, you would
probably have the ability to just snap your fingers and get

(48:13):
rid of your beard. So he's probably not magic now
that I'm thinking about it realistically here.
Because if you're a wizard with a long beard, what you doing
bro? Like you're going to be tripping
over that. I understand wearing the robes
because that has to be comfortable, but there is no way
that a wizard beard is actually sick because facial hair that's
that long dude cannot smell pleasant.
It's got to be a pain in the butt to take care of.

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And also you could just trip on it dude.
Like, there was actually a guy from the longest beard
competition who ended up tripping on his beard and, like,
falling down the stairs, that that's what happens if your
beard is too long. So you got to maintain that,
Gandalf. All right, if any of you Wizards
are out there listening, give itto me.
Scrubby's got the facts when it comes to wizardry, and that's
just all there is to it. But yeah, in summary, I was

(48:55):
skating, saw my neighbor trying to fight an inflatable, paid
closer attention, found out he thinks he's a wizard who can
sniff magical beings. He talked to me for a bit, told
me I'm not magic, and also that he doesn't shower or wear a
deodorant. Which is really concerning
considering he's a grown man that probably walks around
smelling like a mushroom farm. And not the good type of
mushroom, like the gross kind that just smells like feces and

(49:16):
dog poop. But hey, what do I know.
Showering is just a way that I know to smell good.
Apparently if if you're wearing deodorant you're just trying to
hide your wizardly stench. But that that's the lessons I've
learned today. What did you guys learn?
The moral of the story? Usually stories are supposed to
have a good moral here on the Scrubs channel.
It's just like, I don't know, deodorant might be magic, it
might not I guess. Anyways, guys, that's going to

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It's your boy scrub here. Back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.

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I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
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Today I'm going to be telling you guys the story time of I
watched an old drunk man on a golf course total his golf cart

(51:43):
and then start begging me not totell his wife, even though I
didn't know who his wife was. I don't know, it's pretty funny.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
So good it's not good. Nice racking her ass Brazilian
just turned 21 but my banks a million.
Swear I'm a little drunk, but it's a hell of.
A. All right, guys, what's going on
so. About a week.

(52:04):
Ago I actually went on vacation I scheduled all my videos ahead
of time that way you guys wouldn't miss out on any content
but I was feeling really burnt out and I needed a break and me
and my friends went down to San Diego.
I went with my friends big baconbumpkin and we had never played
golf before. Like we had all been to Top Golf
and whatnot, but none of us had actually ever played golf

(52:24):
before. And we thought it would be funny
to like try to play golf while we were in San Diego.
So we all went ahead and we werelike, all right, let's go play
golf. So we got on Yelp and we found
the best golf course in the areaand we went and we rented clubs
for the day. We got a golf cart and we were
like, all right, let's get to let's get to some gaming out
here, some real outdoor Tiger Woods simulator without the

(52:46):
simulator part. I'm going to be honest, I really
suck at golf. OK, The only thing I'd ever
really done before, I'd play golfed a couple times, maybe
when I was like 3 or 4, but I'd never like actually played.
I didn't remember it. My dad would just take me when
him and my grandpa would play. So like, it doesn't really
count, but the only thing I'd ever done is go to top golf and
top golf is fun, but trust me, it is nothing like real golf.

(53:07):
That's probably obvious to everyone who actually plays
golf, but God, I was awful. We were all just terrible at it.
So where does goofing off, having a great time, being
pretty bad at golf, but having fun along the way.
And the group in front of us wasthis group of old men that very
obviously was very in the golf. And I'm not going to sit here
and make fun of them for taking golf seriously because look, if

(53:29):
I was retired all the time and you know, the only time I ever
felt like I was still alive was when I was playing golf, I would
take it pretty seriously too. But they were like yelling at
each other and whatnot. And they were also mixing
drinking with golf, which I knowis usually pretty solid.
And a lot of people do that. And, you know, I didn't
personally, but I know a lot of people do that.
But there is a certain point where like you start to get

(53:52):
sloppy when you're drinking, youknow what I'm saying?
Like you're no longer at the funbuzz point where you're just
feeling a little bit loose and still enjoying golf.
Like these guys were getting to the the point where they were
almost throwing fistfights over what order they wanted to tee
off in, even though that's like predetermined anyways, like
they, they were getting very, very sloppy.
And there were two different golf carts.

(54:12):
There were one driven by this old dude with like a handlebar
looking moustache. You know, the guy from Cloudy
with the chance of Meatballs, The dad from that, he kind of
looked like that. There was one driven like that.
And there was another one drivenby like a Steve Harvey looking
guy. So those two guys were chilling
and they were both driving the golf carts.
And the Steve Harvey guy was very chill.
He was not a sloppy as the otherguy, but the other guy kept

(54:33):
trying to like race him. And when they were going from
hole to hole, they were like bumping into each other and
whatnot. And I wasn't paying attention in
a tattletale way, but we were just kind of paying attention
because we suck at golf. And watching a bunch of old men
like try to fast and furious each other off the roads in
their golf carts because their wives aren't there is pretty
funny. And the Steve Harvey guy was not
having any of it. So every time the guy would do

(54:55):
anything he would like yell at him and it was just pretty funny
to watch. So the other guy with the
handlebar mustache, cloudy with the chance of Meatball man
starts to get really mad and he starts to be like, I'll raise
you to the next hole. I'll do this, I'll do that.
I know how to drive a golf cart off roads.
And the Steve Harvey guy is like, OK, dude, nobody cares.
You know what I'm saying? Because nobody really cares.

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Look, like if we're out here playing golf, I don't want to
hear about how good you are at driving a golf cart in sand.
Like, that's cool and whatnot, but that isn't why I'm here,
bro. Like, that's really cool.
That's the guy who, you know, you're out to eat with your
friends and like, you order a steak and all of a sudden he's
like, yeah, I drive a manual because I'm just the best driver
in the world. It's like, yeah, dude, we get
it. Driving a manual is harder.

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But there's a time and place to flex about it.
And even then, what are you doing bragging about your golf
cart driving skills? Like, yeah, I can drive this
seeing really well that I can't even drive on the road if I
wanted to. Anyways, he starts like yelling
at the Steve Harvey guy and he'slike, watch this, watch this.
And he gets everybody out of thecart but himself.
And he starts going really, really fast towards this hill

(55:57):
over like a sand bunker thing. If you've ever been on a golf
course, they're the sand trap. So he starts going really,
really fast in this golf cart towards this like little hill
before the sand bunker. And we're like, what is he
doing? And I think in his head he
thought he was going to Dukes ofHazard it and like jump this
golf cart and it was going to besuper were sick and everyone was
going to be really impressed. But what really happens is he

(56:18):
like hit the lip of the jump. The golf cart goes up into the
air like 0 GS for a second. Dude, he was probably sitting
there feeling his tummy coming up into his gut just like, whoa,
no, you know that feeling when it's just aw, crap, and then it
just slams down and when it slams down, it like flips and as
it's flipping the cages on the golf carts aren't very strong.

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So it like bends it and rips thetop off and it rolls it
completely over. And then it's it's like goes
back down sideways. So he's back up on top.
So he climbs out of the golf cart and me and the boys go down
there just to make sure everyone's OK.
His group and the other golf cart guy are like, Oh my God,
are you OK? And we get up there and he's
like stumbling back towards everybody and everyone's like,

(57:00):
yo, dude, it's OK, It's OK. And he looks at me for some
reason as I pull up on the golf cart.
And he goes, don't tell my wife.And I'm like, are you OK?
And he looks at me again, he's like, don't tell my wife.
And I'm like, OK dude, I won't tell your wife.
Are you OK? Like, do you need medical
attention? You know, cuz homie really just
jumped a golf cart and crashed, rolled it and then gets up and

(57:20):
is like, don't tell my wife. So he's like, yeah, I'm OK, but
just are you going to tell my wife?
And I'm like, dude, I don't knowyour wife.
I'm not going to tell your wife.And he's like, all right, so
you're not going to tell my wife?
I'm like, no, I'm not going to tell your wife.
And he's like, Oh my God, good. And then his, his friends kind
of come up and they're like, Oh my God, are you OK?
What are you doing? Like, Oh my God, everyone's
freaking out. Everyone's mad at him because,

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you know, they're definitely about to get kicked off the golf
course. Let's be honest.
If you were a golf course owner and there was a bunch of drunk
old men out there and one of them had just totaled one of the
golf carts, like ripped the rollcage off of it trying to flex
and, like, race the other golf carts, yeah, you're probably
kicking them out of there. Like that's a situation where
you can't even be mad if they kick you out.
You know, it's not a ridiculous reason.

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That one's just a pretty logicalone.
Anyways, as his friends are pulling up, he's like ignoring
his friends. And he looks at me again and
he's like, do you swear you're not going to tell my wife?
And I'm like, dude, I don't knowyour wife.
I don't know why he kept asking me if I was going to tell his
wife because I'm going to keep it a buck.
A no, I'm not a snitch. And BI don't know your wife.
Like maybe he thought I was the pool boy that she's been

(58:23):
cheating on him with all weekend.
You know, like, I don't really know what his thoughts must have
been, but I did not know who hiswife was.
And he kept being like, don't tell my wife.
And so everybody is kind of like, just sit down and wait.
You know, we're going to call the ambulance because it was an
older man. Like it was cloudy with the
chance of meatballs dad, but tired mode.
You know, the guy in the thumbnail looks pretty smack

(58:44):
like this dude. So he's kind of like sitting
there and he's wearing all thesegolf clothes and everybody's
kind of just like standing around talking.
And the the his friends are kindof like, where did you guys come
from? And so we have to awkwardly
explain that we've been people watching them all day, just kind
of watching this guy go crazy. And when he crashed, we just
wanted to make sure that everyone was OK.

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And then they obviously were nottoo happy with the fact that our
entertainment for the day wasn'tgolf, but it was just watching,
watching them be dumb because, you know, they could tell pretty
quickly that we were, like, justwatching them for the wrong
reasons. You know, we weren't watching
them because they were exceptional at golf.
So they kind of got mad about that.
So we all decided that, you know, maybe it was time to cut
our golf adventure a little bit short.

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So we did leave before the paramedics ended up getting
there. But yeah, part of my vacation in
San Diego was watching an old man just absolutely total his
golf cart. And then the first thing he was
concerned about was me not telling his wife.
Dude, that just makes me wonder like what, what does his wife
know? Like, come on.
If you're the type of dude to get that shaboodled and crash a

(59:49):
golf cart that hard and total itand then immediately know that
your wife's going to be pissed, that means it's probably not the
first time you've ever done this.
You know, cuz like most people would be like, Oh my God, I'm so
glad to be OK. It seemed like this dude, Loki
had experience with this, You know, like if his wife found out
she was going to say, Daniel, another golf cart.
Are you kidding me? You're going to get us kicked

(01:00:10):
out of the retired. Pyramid community if you keep
doing this like low key, what ifthis was the 8th time he's done
that? Every time he goes golfing he
finds a way to crash a golf cart.
Last time it was into the lake because he thought he saw an
alligator even though it's in California.
You know, this time it was because he was trying to show
off to Steve Harvey. Whatever it is dude, it's just a
weird situation. I don't know why he picked me

(01:00:31):
too because like I really, I'm not going to tell your wife bro.
Even if she was right there she was like did that just happened?
I would probably deny it becauseI'm not trying to get involved
in your wife being mad at you bro.
That's the last thing I want. Karen's don't like me enough
already. I don't want to give them more
ammunition to get pressed about my existence.
That's the way the ball bounces though.
Honestly, that's the life I'm trying to live.

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I'm trying to get old and rich and that way I can just go play
golf and crash golf carts all day.
I'm kidding, obviously. Drive safe, drive responsibly.
The getting smacked and driving in general is a really, really
terrible idea and you just shouldn't do it because nine
times out of 10 it's going to end up with you totalling a golf
court and crashing it into the sand bunker and then begging the
21 year old kid to not tell yourwife.

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Sorry for that noise. Caleb is trying to crawl up on
the desk. I'm sorry.
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I'm out peace what's going on guys it's your boys scrub here
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And it was just, you know, very awkward situation at hand.

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Regardless, guys, today I have avideo for you guys.
My friend wanted to introduce meto somebody and they brought a
friend. And then that friend ended up
saying that they hate poor people and think that they're
disgusting and shouldn't exist. So, you know, the night might
have had a little bit of a mood swing, but hey, it is what it
is. Regardless, guys, it should be a

(01:02:59):
pretty fun video. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get right into it. It's so good.
It's not good mass racking her ass.
Brazilian just turned 21, but mybanks millions swear I'm a
little drunk, but it's a hell ofa fan.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.So a friend of mine has been
dating this girl for a while nowand he's getting to the point

(01:03:19):
where he like wants to introduceher to all of his friends and
whatnot. So he sent me a text and asked
if I could meet him and this girl for for dinner one night.
And I was like, yeah, sure. So I go to the restaurant and I
sit down and they're like, oh, she invited one of her friends.
Is that OK? And I'm like, yeah, I don't, I
don't care. But sure enough, this girl walks
in. I don't know her at all.

(01:03:41):
By the way, she sits down, she introduces herself.
Everything's going pretty OK. My friend's girlfriend's pretty
normal. Everything's going fine.
And then out of nowhere, my friend's girlfriend looks at her
friend and is like, yeah, Ryan'sa YouTube.
And, you know, I am a YouTube. And it's not like I hide it from
people, but it's also not something I go around telling
people I just met. Not because, you know, I think

(01:04:03):
like it. It's a weird job.
I'm really proud of my job. But for whatever reason, people
just tend to be weird once they find out I make YouTube videos
for money. And like, as soon as she says
that, you know, I'm a YouTube, this girl looks at me and the
first question out of her mouth is, oh, how much money do you
make? Which like, OK, I understand I
have a weird job and whatnot, but I don't know you.

(01:04:24):
I literally met you like 10 minutes ago and the first
question you have about my job is like, how much money do I
make? So obviously I kind of get a
weird vibe and I'm like, oh, youknow, I do OK, Like whatever.
I'm just kind of trying to avoidanswering the question because
that's a very awkward question. And then even then, dude, like,
you know, yeah, I, I mean, I, I do well for myself as a 21 year

(01:04:48):
old, but I'm not going to be famous when I'm 40.
So like, I kind of got to make this money last, you know what
I'm saying? So I kind of just like dodge the
question. I'm kind of like, whatever.
And she looks at me again and she's like, you didn't answer.
How much money do you make? And I at this point, I laugh
because I figured that she's kidding.
But after a little bit of laughing, I look back at this
girl and she's just still staring at me like she's

(01:05:08):
expecting an answer. And I'm like, look, I'm not
going to answer that question. I don't really know you.
And she like, rolls her eyes at me and is like, so I'm guessing
it's not a lot and you know, it's not important, but like, it
was just insulting, you know what I mean?
Like, look, do I actually care that this girl thinks I'm broke?
No, I, I guess I really don't. But it's just a very rude thing

(01:05:31):
to say to somebody you're eatingdinner with.
So the table just goes very quiet after that because I think
even my friend's girlfriend and didn't realize that she was
about to go off that hard and like press me about it.
So whatever, everybody's kind ofeating dinner and it the
awkwardness kind of goes away. I let it go.
I'm like, whatever, I'm just going to try to have a nice
dinner with my friends because I'm I'm already here.

(01:05:51):
I'm already sitting next to thisgirl.
It's not like I can get up and run away from the table now.
I guess I could have, but that would have just probably been
more awkward than toughing it out.
So regardless, maybe about 10 minutes after I'm trying to make
it more normal. She is just like, yeah, can I
say something that I think you guys are going to be able to
relate to really well? And this is like, the first
thing she said since how much money do you make?

(01:06:12):
The rest of the time, she's justkind of been sitting there
silently listening to our conversation.
And I'm like, yeah, sure. What is it?
And she's like, am I the only one that relates to like, I just
hate waiters? And everybody else kind of looks
at her and is like, no, what areyou talking about?
And she just kind of starts going off about how waiters are
just annoying because they're only being nice to you to, like,

(01:06:34):
get a tip. And my friend kind of looks at
her and she goes, yeah, that's their job.
Like, I, yeah, like, that's that's the point.
And she's like, I don't know, like, I just hate when waiters
are nice. Like, what are you even talking
about, bro? You hate when people are nice.
Does that even make sense? Like, listen, I'm not saying
that I expect waiters to pull out the red carpet for me.

(01:06:55):
But yeah, I I do appreciate whenmy waiter is in a good mood, you
know what I'm saying? So she's just kind of going off
about how people who like their job are annoying.
And I'm giving my friend this look and like, I don't know if
you and your friends can do thistoo.
Me and my friends can kind of communicate through like looks
and glances. And I'm giving him the look of
like, dude, this girl needs to shut up because she sounds dumb.

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And what was even more annoying about her too is beyond just
talking about how annoying waiters are, she's doing it
loudly. Like she was one of those people
that doesn't have the low temperature button or the low
volume button not temperature. I don't know.
She did seem pretty cold heartedto be fair.
So we're just in this restaurantand she's basically scream
talking about how much she hateswaiters.
And of course our waiter is likeright there.

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And here's it. So it's just awkward.
So we finally get her off that subject.
Our food comes, we're just eating, doing our thing.
And the entire time that we're eating, dude, this girl is
chomping with her mouth open. She's like talking with a
mouthful of food to the point where you can't even hear her,
not even like somebody asks a question.
You move the food to the side ofyour mouth and you're like,

(01:07:59):
actually like, no, she would just be mouthful of food.
You guys have. Yo, what's your favorite
football team? Like it was just, it was just so
weird, bro. And I'm usually literally not
like, I'm not snobby about manners and stuff, but she was
just rude about it, you know, just inconsiderate of everybody
else. So I'm kind of like ready to get
out of dinner, you know what I'msaying?
I'm getting ready to get out of here.
Our food's been there, It was good.

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The waiter brings the check, I grab it just so that way we
don't have to do the math about splitting it.
I'm about to pay for dinner, so that way I can just get out of
here because this has been really awkward.
My friend's girlfriend was very nice.
I really hope that her and this girl are not as good of friends
as he made it seem because she'snuts.
And if she's super tight with this girl and she might be nuts
too. But anyways, I'm just ready to

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get out of here. But I paid for dinner.
And I guess this girl took that as me like having a crush on her
or something. Cuz she looks over at me and
goes, Oh yeah, sorry. But I don't really feel the
chemistry. I don't think it's going to
happen. And I look at her and I probably
should have been more gentle, but I'm like, Oh no, that's not
what I want to happen. Like, And I didn't mean it in an
insulting way. I wasn't trying to Zing her.

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I was just genuinely responding to her being like, oh, you're
buying me dinner. That's cute.
Well, I'm not buying get to impress you.
I'm just trying to get out of here.
So I'm like, oh, I'm not trying to do that.
And then she's like, yes, you are.
You've been trying to hit on me all night.
Keep in mind the entire night I've literally been like
gesturing to my friend as the about how annoying this girl is.

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I've been avoiding talking to her.
I don't know what she's talking about.
Apparently in her head. I've been flirting with her all
night. I don't like this girl.
She's really annoying. So I'm super confused as to what
she's talking about. So I kind of give her a confused
look, which is what you do. And I'm kind of like, oh, OK.
And I just keep my mouth shut. I'm not going to argue with her,
but I'm just looking at her confused.

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And she's like, yeah. I don't really.
Date poor people. And I'm like, what?
What are you talking about? And she says, well, you wouldn't
tell me how much money you make.And usually when guys don't do
that, it means that you're poor.So whatever.
Like, I just don't date poor guys.
And I'm like, oh, OK, like, all right, more information I just
don't care about. And she's like, yeah, honestly,

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poor people just disgust me, to be completely honest with you.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
And she starts talking about anyone who's poor is probably
like just lazy and stupid. Just going off about how much
she hates poor people. Keep in mind in front of people,
like I'm sure there are people evil enough out there to just
hate poor people for no reason. I'm, I'm sure they exist, right?

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I personally, you know, don't my, my grandma's from Germany,
first generation immigrant. So like, I understand that a lot
of the times it's not, it's not within people's control.
Nobody's choosing to be poor. Nobody wakes up every morning
and is like, I sure do love not having a stable income that can
support everything that I want. Like nobody's doing that.
And she is just going off about how poor people are stupid and

(01:10:47):
this and that. And I'm literally like rolling
my eyes. So finally the check gets back
after I've paid and I just grab it and walk out.
Like I'm walking out as she's still going off about poor
people. So as I'm standing up to walk
out, she's like, excuse me? I'm talking like as if I was the
rude one for getting up and leaving.
Well, she is just sitting here flaming poor people for being

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dumb and whatnot. So I look at her and I'm like,
look, I'm leaving. I think what you're saying right
now is insanely dumb and I'm notgoing to sit here and listen to
it. And my friend's girlfriend is
like, Oh my gosh, as if I was being rude.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. And I just left.
And I get in the car and my friend text me.
He's like, I'm so sorry. That was such a train wreck.

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I had no idea like that her friend was going to be like
that. I'm so sorry.
He was very apologetic. And then number that, I don't
know, text me and it's this hugeapology, basically saying like,
I'm really, really sorry. I've never seen my friend act
like that. Then it was from my friend's
girlfriend, dude. Like even she was flabbergasted
at just how out of touch and insane her friend was acting.

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Dude, like, I'm sorry, hating poor people and calling them
stupid when you don't know people is just weird.
Like, I understand, obviously I'm a little bit of a judgmental
person. That's why my job is what it is.
But yeah, usually I like people more than I like people like
that, you know what I'm saying? Like, usually it takes me more
than meeting somebody wants to know if they're actually

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annoying or not. But yeah, no, this girl from the
moment she walked in was just soannoying.
And I can't believe people like this exist, dude.
Like, that's just got to be suchan empty existence, caring so
much about money, especially when, like, you know, what's the
saying? There's always a bigger fish.
There's always going to be somebody with more money than
you. There's nothing you can do about
it. So you just got to find ways to

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whatsoever. Next time you go on an elevator,

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you're going to get stuck. Yeah, that's right.
I would not tempt fate, ladies and gentlemen, because being
stuck on an elevator does not sound pleasant whatsoever.
Regardless, today I have a subscriber story that was sent
in to me about somebody that spent over 24 hours stuck on an
elevator, which does not sound fun, but it does sound like a
good story time and it was pretty enjoyable to read, so I

(01:14:21):
figured I would tell it to you guys.
So without further ado, let's get into it.
It's absurd. I'm getting to the bag now,
little Mama. Ain't she trying to call me dad
now? I don't want to hear no.
All right, so I don't know aboutyou, but one of my favorite
things about being human is the fact that I never have to be
packed into a can like a tiny sardine.

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So elevators have never necessarily been my favorite
thing. It's not like a phobia, like
I'll ride elevators, I don't have a problem doing it.
But the idea of being stuck in an elevator does not make me too
comfortable whatsoever. And I guess the same was
applicable to this person because they said that they've
always had a fear of being stuckin an elevator, which to me is

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perfectly normal. I don't know what the normal
amount of time is to spend in anelevator, but 24 hours just
feels like excessively long. That's enough time to genuinely
feel like you're about to spend the rest of your life in an
elevator because I don't know how long you can live in an
elevator for. All right, so this person hopped
on an elevator just to go 2 stories up for one of their
college classes, and the building itself was pretty old.

(01:15:27):
And the elevator looked pretty old.
Not like 30s old, but 80s old. Old enough to be a noticeably
like, bizarrely old as a functional piece of equipment
like an elevator is because it didn't look like it was very
well maintained. It looked like a rundown old
elevator. So she hopped in and there was a
guy in the elevator as well. And he was one of those dudes

(01:15:48):
that had the backpack with like the survival equipment on it.
You know, he was wearing hiking boots to like a lecture.
One of those like, oh, yeah, I'mgoing to, I'm, I'm a survivalist
type of guys. And so sure enough, about like
10 seconds into the ride betweenthe second and third floor, they
get stuck and stuck in the exactposition to where, like, they
can't really crawl out. It's just enough between the

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floors where even if the doors are open, they can't get out.
So they realize they're stuck and they call for help.
And, you know, they're like, oh,you're stuck in the elevator.
Yeah, sure, no problem. We'll get somebody out to fix
you or help you immediately. So at this point, they don't
really necessarily know how longthey're going to be stuck, But
the survival dude immediately gets into like, you know, we
might have to be here for a couple months, so we're going to

(01:16:32):
have to break this down. He starts pulling out survival
food out of his backpack. Like homie was just going to
class with survival food in his backpack and he's like, this is
a week's worth of rations. So well, we should be OK.
Like who carries a week's worth of rations are out of their
backpack at all times. I'm not saying it's weird to
have a backpack with some rations in it like in your
house, but you were just going to class.

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Why do you have a whole Survivalkit on you anyways?
He starts breaking down how they're going to ration it and
then he does something even moreweird.
He's like, we need to establish a peak corner.
And she's like, no, we don't have to do that.
And without even saying anythingelse, this guy turns around and
just starts peeing in the cornerof the elevator.
And he's just like, Yep, if we start a pee corner early, it
helps our brains condition to the idea that this is where

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we're supposed to go to the bathroom.
This is not a big elevator, but it's even worse.
It's not carpeted like there's tile on it.
So the pee just starts going everywhere.
And so he uses his jacket to like corral it in.
And this is all within the 1st 5minutes of being stuck, by the
way. So it's the guy, the girl, and
now a piss, it's covered jacket that is being used to like

(01:17:37):
corral all the urine in the corner of the elevator.
And so she's like, what am I getting myself into?
And then they hear maintenance men outside and sure enough, the
doors like pry open and there's a guy kind of sitting there and
he's like, all right, you guys are pretty much perfectly
between the two floors where we can't get you out, which sucks.

(01:17:57):
And then he notices the pee. He's like, did you pee?
And the guys like, yeah, we established a pee corner.
And the guys, like, you guys have only been in here for, you
know, 20 minutes. Did you really have to pee
already? He's like, well, I didn't know
how long we were going to be stuck.
And the guy is just kind of sitting here like, oh, my God.
And he looks at the girl and he's like, all right, I'm going
to communicate with you because,you know, clearly this dude's

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just nuts. And the guy is like, yeah, you
know, she's probably more, more of a communicator anyways.
I'll take care of survival. Like, he tries to twist it into
a compliment or whatever. So he starts telling her that
it's an older elevator, and it looks like the motor seized up.
Whatever elevator jargon, she didn't explain very well and I
don't understand it very well, so it's not like it matters, but
whatever, they're in there, They're in there and they're

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sitting and suddenly more maintenance people show up and
then more maintenance people show up and they're kind of like
avoiding talking to them. So finally after like 4 hours of
being stuck, they come and they're like, all right, here's
the situation. You guys are kind of stuck, but
it's 9:00 PM. Like it was a night class.
So they're like all right, we'regoing to have some people here,

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but we're going to go home. Like they're just saying that
they're going to go home and make them sleep overnight in
this, like in this elevator withthe piss covered jacket and pee
on the floor because they couldn't figure it out.
So I don't know how much time had passed, how long they were
really in the elevator. I guess the class must have been
later in the day if it only tooklike 5 hours for it to be them

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going home, right? So regardless, they're kind of
sitting here realizing that all the maintenance people and
everything, I'm just abandoned them and is like, whatever,
guess you're going to spend the night in this piss soaked
elevator, whatever. I guess that is what it is.
And sure enough, the survival guy is still in full blown
survival mode. So he starts being like, we
should spoon for warmth, bro, it's an elevator.

(01:19:45):
It's not the Arctic Circle. There is no reason that you guys
need to spoon for warmth. I promise that you're going to
be a OK. I, I swear I'm going to be
annoying for a second and ask you guys to just press the like
button and comment the word elevator down below.
If you're enjoying the video, itjust helps the video do better
in the algorithm and I'd appreciate it.
Anyways, homie is trying to cuddle like he's in the Arctic
Circle. And conserve body heat in the

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middle of an elevator for some reason.
And this girl is just having themost awkward night ever.
So she tells the survival guy like, no, I don't want to
cuddle, just preserve body heat.And he's like, fine, I'll just
conserve heat by myself. And like goes into the fetal
position of the corner and fallsasleep really quickly somehow.
And she is starting to take in her surroundings that she is in
like a piss soaked elevator witha stranger who takes himself as

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some like Bear Grylls impersonator.
And that's just the state that her life is in.
And somehow, in the midst of allthat, still falls asleep.
Anyways, what she wakes up to next is firemen, not the
maintenance men. Like pulling the elevator up to
the next floor and being like, high.
And then she realizes it's like 10:00 AM the next day.

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She had fallen asleep in the elevator and somehow not got in
her head on the piss jacket, thankfully.
But yeah. She wakes up to a.
Firemen having to pull them off the elevator, which is
definitely an upgrade for maintenance men.
You know, no offense to maintenance men, but I feel like
if the fire department has to get you out of an elevator, then
you were like, really stuck. It's not like Joe the
maintenance man could have figured it out.

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You had to call in the big gun. But yeah, they get off and the
firefighters are like, how long were you guys in there?
And they realized it was like 22hours.
All right. And stuck in an elevator for 22
hours doesn't make as good of a title.
All right, I'm not going to lie.Yeah, it's a little click bait.
Whatever. You've watched all the video.
Now. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. You guys get the idea.
But regardless, being stuck in an elevator for 22 hours is

(01:21:32):
crazy. And the survival guy starts like
talking to the firefighters, acting all macho, you know,
about how like, yeah, he, he managed to keep her calm while
she went crazy. And she like points out to the
firefighters that his jacket is covered in his own piss and how
that happened in the 1st 20 minutes.
And they all started laughing athim, which I mean pretty ha ha,

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funny moment. Regardless, guys, that's going
to do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
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And yeah, on that note, hopefully I will see you guys
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Yeah, that's right. The woman you've been growing up

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with your life. No, no, no, no.
That's not your mom. It's me.
I'm your mom. Hello.
I know you're thinking. Why did you give me up mom?
Well, the truth is I never expected you to be so awesome.
Now you watch my videos. That's pretty lit.
And I want you to press the likebutton since I am your mother.
I got an Instagram the other dayasking me if I had any party
stories, and I actually have a few.
They just usually don't do very well.
So, you know, I usually don't. But since I got the nicest

(01:22:57):
Instagram DM, I figured I would.For those of you guys who want a
specific story about like what certain types of things, you can
DM me at Scrubby on Instagram. And I usually read them all.
Like I don't have time to respond to every DM.
I probably get 4 or 500 a day, but I do read them all.
And if you guys have a topic that I'm really feeling that I
think I can make a good video out of, I'll definitely talk
about it. So yeah, keep that in mind.
But they asked if I had any crazy parties and I do.

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I was not a massive partier in college, mainly because of this
story. I really did like four or five
crazy party experiences in college, one of which I've
already talked about when I accidentally got the cops called
to a hotel and just denied actually staying there.
And, and this one's definitely the second most crazy.
I didn't throw this one, but basically what ended up
happening is we accidentally lita dorm room on fire.
Yeah, you know, just your casualrun-of-the-mill party stuff.

(01:23:40):
Everybody got a little tipsy. We lit something on fire.
The fire department game, a typical Friday night in college.
You know, everybody loves the fire department out there, and I
figured it would make a good choice.
That's what we're going to be talking about today.
So without further ado, let's get into it.
One V1 me no scopes only. Basically, my college was what
is known as a dry campus, meaning that the teachers tell

(01:24:00):
every parent that sends their kids there that there's no
alcohol on campus. And surprisingly, a bunch of
college kids with freedom don't really like that rule and break
it at the first notice. But all the parents are
convinced that their kids are going to be safe and that
there's going to be no party scene whatsoever.
So, you know, when I got droppedoff my college, my parents were
like, wow, it's a dry campus. He's going to have no crazy
partying whatsoever. Nothing's going to get out of

(01:24:22):
hand. There's going to be no alcohol
for miles. He's going to have to swim
across a lake and fight a bear himself to get a bottle of
vodka. But you put 21 year olds in a
town with the only rule being don't do it with no actual
enforcement. And surprisingly, there's a lot
of bottles of vodka sitting around, like a bit of a Russian
family reunion. You know, the seven-year olds
were drinking too. So the first night after

(01:24:42):
classes, like the first weekend,I guess I should say the first
Friday night, we get a knock on our door.
And at the time, I had a horrible roommate I've talked
about before. Basically my roommate would like
lock a cat in the room. And I wasn't shy to tell
everybody how crappy my roommatewas because when your roommate
is locking a cat in your bathroom, the last thing you
want to do is hang out in your dorm room.
So I was usually hanging out with other people or you know,

(01:25:03):
just hanging out in the common room.
I think I could to get away fromKorean cat boy.
That was his nickname. I've done a whole story about
it. If you want to look it up.
You can. I'm sure it's on my channel
somewhere. And I was hanging out with two
guys in their dorm room and I get a knock on the door.
They got a knock on the door andI went to answer it because I
was always hanging out in their room.
And it says, Hey, Ryan and my two friends names.
I'm going to call them Mitchell and Cameron because I'm watching

(01:25:26):
all of Modern Family right now. It's what I've been binge
watching this week. It's pretty heat, but we were
all hanging out. They said we're going to throw a
party in our dorm tonight. We would really love it if you
guys came by. You guys are really chill and,
and bring anybody, you know, like we're going to try to get
it turned. And I was like, OK, that makes
sense. And the way our dorms were
situated, we had one bathroom with two rooms attached.
That was the way it worked. So we immediately go over to the
other room and we invite them. I go invite all my friends.

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Like we're trying to get this party lit.
And our dorm room, our dorm building was four floors and the
party was going to be on the 4thfloor.
So basically by the time we got to the first floor to invite
people, word had gotten around and everybody knew that there
was going to be a lit party on the 4th floor of the building
this Friday or or that night. I don't know why I said this
Friday when I was talking about that night.
That seems kind of silly. I don't really know what I was

(01:26:08):
going for there to be honest. But hey, get me some slack
please. But whatever.
That day, we're just getting ready for the party, and I walk
into this dorm room where the party's being held about an hour
before it starts. Right.
Like we're just taking out helping set stuff up.
And I'm not even kidding you. I have never in my life seen
this much alcohol in one place. OK?
Like if Alcoholics Anonymous hada meeting here, everybody would
be breaking their pact 100%. There's enough alcohol in here

(01:26:31):
to kill a full grown elephant. 2full grown elephants even held
Dumbo in. The whole crew are going down
swinging if they walked into this dorm room, that's how much
alcohol is just chilling. And I immediately know that
they're definitely not going to be anything tonight except a a
bunch of very, very, very hydrated people.
OK, Susan. Susan, I didn't say the word.

(01:26:53):
I didn't say the word. Leave me alone.
Give me my ad revenue. OK, Susan, it's OK.
Hey. Yeah, I know.
I know you're grumpy. I know James Charles lost a lot
of Subs like 2 weeks ago. It's not my fault.
Come on. Come on, Susan.
Be chill. Be chill.
So the party gets rolling and people start pulling in.
Immediately. The giant wall of alcohol that
once was is very, very, very slowly falling away.

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It's not there anymore. It's slowly shrinking.
And suddenly all the people thatused to be very reasonable and
think things through are no longer reasonable to thinking
things through. Instead, it's like a giant group
of babies. I've said this a couple times,
but drunk people are just giant babies.
Think about it. They can't walk very well.
They slur all their words when they're talking and they poop

(01:27:35):
themselves. Drunk people are basically
babies. And if you disagree, you're just
wrong. You can disagree.
I'm sorry, I'm just not having it.
I'm sorry. It's nothing personal guys, it's
just the truth. So here I am with a bunch of
adult babies pooping themselves and not being able to talk.
So everybody is out here gettinga little tipsy and it's not my
dorm, keep in mind. Like I'm in a friend's dorm or a
friend of a friend's dorm really, and there's tons of

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people like it's shoulder to shoulder.
And these dorms were not big by any means.
Think of a can of sardines, but more crammed and smelly there
and drunk. It's definitely not the type of
place you want to be chilling like a villain with 300 people.
And then the puking starts. If you've ever been around drunk
people, they tend to throw up. And when you're at a tight crowd
packed as tight as sardines, that throw up has nowhere to go.

(01:28:19):
So it starts with one person throwing up, right, which leads
to another person throwing up, leading to another person
throwing up. And pretty soon we got a chain
reaction Chernobyl nuclear meltdown of throw up going on in
this dorm room and it's passing from person to person and it's
out of control 100%. There is no dubskis being handed
out at the moment. It is all going downhill

(01:28:41):
quickly. You know, like have you ever
seen the video of the one bike race where one guy crashes and
then pretty soon the entire bikeracket says crash?
That's how it was for throw up. And now people are panicking
because nobody wants to be around throw up, but they're not
coordinated enough to be gettingaway.
They're not. They can't walk, they can't
talk. It's not a good situation to
have a bunch of people trying torun out of a tiny doorway,

(01:29:03):
especially when puke has ruined everything and it smells bad and
it's slippery. So the crowd starts to move and
I can't really control where I'mgoing.
I'm a skinny guy. The entire crowd is moving me
across the planet at this point,trying to run away from the
puke. And next thing I know it starts
to smell worse. You know, I'd be thinking what
could smell worse than a bunch of drunk vomit?
And I look back and I see colorson the wall that don't seem to

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be coming from lights. Somehow in the panic I still to
this day don't know how it started.
A fire has started in the room and now we're trapped like
sardines surrounded in puke withdrunk people running everywhere.
And there's a fire in the same room or the same dorm room.
Like I was kind of in the hallway at this point of the two
rooms to the bathroom. It makes sense in my head.
OK, so obviously we're freaking out.

(01:29:45):
We start running. And the worst part is the Ras,
we're supposed to keep parties out of control.
The Ras were at the party. OK?
Like these are not Ras that are doing their job very well.
So immediately they like sober up and they call the the
department like there's a crazy party that's out of control.
There's a fire. So everybody is drunk.
We all go outside, right? And of of course, within like 5

(01:30:07):
minutes, because I was in a College in a small town, the
fire department's there. They're trying to put out the
fire, but we can see the fire like growing on the inside of
the room from from where everybody's standing, you know,
And so the Dean's there, we wokehim up in the middle of the
night. The principals are there because
it was a really small college and in the.
Middle of it all. Is all this drunk kids?
Like one entire dorm building basically is drunk.

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There were very few people that were not tipsy at this point.
Keep in mind it's a dry campus. So the Dean immediately starts
cracking down, trying to figure out why everybody got drunk,
where the party was going, who threw it.
And surprisingly, nobody's snitching because if we snitch
on one person, everybody's goingdown.
Everybody was involved. Everybody was at the party.
There's really nobody who can snitch and get away with it

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without getting their kneecaps smashed.
But yeah, about an hour later, the fire department has put out
the fire. They say that everyone's allowed
back into the dorm rooms, and everybody slowly saunters in.
And we end up going up to the the room like or the the people
who were in the room end up going back up and the Dean's
like. Ah, so it's you 2.
He was waiting at the room to try to figure out who it is.
And they were like, no, we were studying.

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We were in the library. And he's like, oh, really?
And the roommates were like, yeah, they weren't here.
I don't know. People barged in and started
partying. And it was one of those things
where the Dean can't prove it. He can't prove they weren't
there, but they definitely weren't there.
And I don't know how to this daythey did, but they got away with
it. OK.
I don't know how the people who threw the party got away with
it, but they did. And from that point, we never
threw parties in the dorm. We went to off campus housing

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because there really wasn't a way the Dean could get pissed if
it was off campus because they don't control anything off
campus campus. Moral of the story is, there
really isn't any morals in this story because we did things that
were not OK. Underage drinking is bad and you
shouldn't do it. That's right kids, it's negatory
bad. All right, Susan, I did the
thing where I don't promote bad things to children.

(01:31:52):
You're welcome. Real talk though, it was one of
the funniest, most intense experiences of my life.
Something about a bunch of drunkpeople frantically trying to run
out of room covered and vomit issomething that is burned into
your memory forever, like an Etta sketch.
And now it's in yours. Congratulations.
If you guys want anything else spoken about on the channel,
like I said, shoot me an Instagram DM.
You guys are watching this on the 25th.

(01:32:13):
Tomorrow is my birthday. I've got a special video coming
out for my birthday. So yeet double dab on the
haters. That's going to do it for the
video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
If you did like comment, subscribe, all that good stuff
and I'll see you guys tomorrow with another video.
I'm out. Peace.

(01:32:41):
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Scrub here, back again with another video.
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I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
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grandma. Yeah, that's right guys.
Sadly, the story I have today involves somebody knocking out
their grandma. Not necessarily on purpose, but

(01:33:01):
I don't really think it matters when the is knocking out an old
lady. Regardless, guys, it's a pretty
funny video so hopefully you guys enjoy it.
And yeah, without further ado, let's get right into some
Grandma RKO in action. It's so good it's not good.
Nice racking or ass Brazilian just turned 21 but my banks
millions. Swear I'm a little drunk, but

(01:33:22):
it's a hell of a fan. What's going on guys?
This story actually takes place last Memorial Day.
For those of you who aren't American, Memorial Day is a day
that we have to like, honor the troops and everybody's that has
sacrificed to make America what it is today.
And a lot of people use it as anexcuse to throw a party and get
wasted. And listen, man.

(01:33:43):
I'm all for freedom and if you have the freedom to do that and
that's more power to you. Amen, USAUSA.
And last Memorial Day, my friendwas going to throw a party and
he was saying that he was just going to have some of his close
friends over and his family and we were more than welcome to
come over. And my friend had a pretty cool
pool. So I was like, Hey, you know,
I'm trying to pull up any excuseto go swimming.

(01:34:04):
I'll take I like to swim. I I don't have a pool kind of an
L on my part, But regardless, I was like, yeah, sure.
And I don't really like going toparties with a ton of people.
I don't know. It's just kind of awkward in my
opinion. So knowing it was just going to
be his family that I had alreadymet before, some of them, like
not his extended family, but I had met his brother and his dad

(01:34:25):
before, but his mom and his grandma were going to be there.
And I was like, oh, OK, I haven't met them, but I've met a
couple of the people. So sure, why not?
I'll spend my Memorial Day at this party.
It'll be a good time. So the Memorial Day comes and I
show up and when I walk in, immediately something is kind of
off because I was friends with both of these brothers.
They were about two years apart.And the guy whose house it is

(01:34:47):
walks up to me and is like, bro,I'm going to be honest, I might
need you to help me. My brother's kind of being a
jerk right now. He's causing all this drama and
arguments with the family and like, I don't really know what
to do. And he's just kind of telling me
that he's being a jerk. And I'm like, all right, Nan's
sick. I love coming to a party and
instantly being told that I'm going to have to doctor fill
this hoe. I don't know why people do that

(01:35:08):
with me, bro. Like people always assume that
I'm going to solve the drama. I'm like, you do I realize my
job is talking about drama on the Internet and and making fun
of stuff, right? Like if you're going to pick
anybody to try to squash the beef, I'm probably not the right
person to pick. But for whatever reason, my
friend assumes that I'm going towalk in here and just Doctor
Phil this I'll be able to snap my fingers and his brother's

(01:35:29):
going to stop being a jerk. So I I got a job as soon as I go
to the party. That's just how it is.
So I go outside and the way it'ssituated is there's like the
patio as soon as you go out the door and then the hot tubs on
the other end. And I see his his brother in the
hot tub. And just by the way, he's kind
of like swaying in the hot tub, you know, and the look on his
face, I can tell that he's a pretty hydrated individual.

(01:35:52):
His mental state might be a little altered at this point in
time, which would also explain why he's being just irrationally
mean to his brother. You know, like, I guess all of
this has started because his brother asked him what he wanted
from Taco Bell. And he had started going off
about how his brothers trying topoison him with like dog meat
because he had read an Onion article earlier about how dog

(01:36:13):
meat is in Taco Bell. And like, he believed it because
he was hydrated. You know, it had just started
over some ridiculous stuff. So this guy very clearly out of
it. But sometimes when people get
like that, they don't make a lotof sense.
Like nothing that they say makessense.
They just kind of pick fights with people for no reason.
And that's one of the biggest downsides of that stuff.
So I'm, I'm kind of looking at him and he sees me and he waves

(01:36:37):
at me like very hydratedly. And I, I, I wave back and he
just kind of sits there and he'sminded his own business.
So I go over, I get introduced to my friend's mom and my
friend's grandma. I'm like, hey.
And then there's a couple of people around my age, you know,
a couple girls my age, a couple dudes like it's, it's a small
little get together, nothing toocrazy.

(01:36:57):
And it's just going, there's music playing, everybody's
hanging out and this dude's brother is just sitting in the
hot tub all by himself. And he doesn't look like he's
stewing with anger. You know, he doesn't look like
he's sitting there in a in a ball of anger just kind of
waiting for it to explode. He's seeming pretty chill.
Little did we know that homeboy really had like the Yellowstone

(01:37:18):
volcano bubbling up in his stomach that was about to be
released on this old woman. Anyways, the two brothers mom,
the mom hasn't gotten into the pool at all.
She wasn't really swimming. She was just kind of like
sitting there. She was wearing normal clothes,
didn't even have a swimsuit on, and she had a camera on her.
And she kind of goes by the poolto take a picture of everybody
on the patio to like, post on Facebook or something.

(01:37:40):
I don't know what old people do with taking pictures with
cameras, but whatever they do with it, they put it in a
scrapbook. I, I don't know, I just work
here. So she's taking a picture.
And out of nowhere, as she's taking the picture, his brother
jumps out of the hot tub, runs as fast as he can behind his own
mother and shoves her into the pool while she has a camera

(01:38:01):
camera in her hand, dude. And it wasn't a waterproof
camera. So she falls into the pool, and
she's like, oh, my God, I'm going to name him Derek.
Derek, what are you doing? Everybody's like, Derek, what
the hell is Dad's yelling at him?
You know, everybody's just kind of standing there awkwardly,
like, what do we do now? But the brother is obviously,
like, not having any of it. So he walks up to Derek, and

(01:38:23):
he's like, what the hell, man? What's your issue?
And he, like, shoves his brother.
And obviously brothers are goingto fight.
It just is what it is, dude. People take it so seriously
whenever, like, siblings fight. It happens sometimes, especially
when somebody shoves your mom into the pool.
You're going to fight your brother in this situation.
So they kind of are like, pushing each other back and
forth. And somehow I think the mom had

(01:38:45):
gotten out of the pool and like,called the brother who wasn't
drunk, the one who didn't shove her into the pool over.
And he had like, turned around and tried to peacefully go away.
And as he's walking away, the brother who's hydrated picks up
like a smart, smart woman bottle.
If you've ever seen a smart water bottle and he says his
brother's name and I'm going to name him Brandon.

(01:39:05):
Derek and Brandon because they're both kind of, you know,
that those ish type of people. And so Derek is like, hey,
Brandon and Brandon turns aroundand he throws the smart water
bottle full speed at this dude, like full speed, just baseball
level pitch of a smart water bottle at somebody's head.
And if you've ever seen a smart water bottle, you know, those

(01:39:27):
things are kind of big. Hi, I'm going to be annoying for
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He has the speed thing down. Like obviously he's a man, he

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can throw the bottle pretty hard, but when you're hydrated,
you kind of have this thing where your accuracy isn't the
best, you know, like your accuracy tends to be pretty
thrown off. So he throws this water bottle
full. Speed at his brother and his
brother turns in ducks, but he doesn't even have to duck
because he just straight up misses and the bottle kind of is
soaring to the right. And as it's going, everybody is

(01:40:11):
kind of watching. And I'm, I think the first
person to realize that this smart water bottle is now
beaming full speed towards grandma, bro and grandma.
You know, their grandma's prettyold.
She's like 7576. This is an old lady and there's
a 1 LB water bottle that was just thrown by a grown man
speeding towards dude. So I'm like, look out.

(01:40:34):
And then the dad of the family, the father of Derek and Brandon,
the two douches who are now about to knock out an old lady
with the water bottle kind of looks and he sees what's
happening and he dives in like the the water bottle grazes his
fingers, which slows it down. Thankfully it slows it down
because this thing was moving, but it doesn't stop it entirely

(01:40:55):
and it keeps spinning and it hits this grandma right on the
forehead. But I'm not going to lie, the
fact that it hit this dude's hand probably kept her from
getting like a serious, serious injury.
It obviously smacks her. She goes oh, and like
immediately kind of like stops moving like looks down for a
second. And I don't know how long.
She was really sitting there still.

(01:41:16):
But it felt like at least 40 seconds from my perspective
because I seriously thought I just watched this dude
comeuppance his grandma with a smart water.
Bottle. So I'm sitting there like, Oh my
God, what is happening? And then she kind of stirs back,
but she got knocked out for at least 45 seconds just kind of
sitting there. And immediately everybody is

(01:41:38):
like, Oh my God, it is freaking out, dude.
A couple of the other people that were there, like one of
them was a paramedic. So he's like, let's pick her up.
So they pick up the chairs she'sin, they take her inside,
they're checking her out with the flashlight and stuff.
And then I turn around and Brandon is now just on top of
Derek, just beating the crap outof him, which, look, man, if my

(01:41:59):
brother just beamed my grandma on the head with a smart water
bottle, Yeah, he's catching the fade.
OK. Like, I'm not encouraging it,
but I I can't exactly say. I don't understand where he's
coming from. Like, you shouldn't fight
anybody, but your sibling is just, it's just a little bit
different, especially when they do stuff like this.
Like, if you fight your brother like this over pop Tarts, you're
just immature. It's stupid.

(01:42:20):
But if your brother knocks out your grandma, I'm pretty sure
that's a reasonable reason to beupset.
Anyways, I'm looking around and I realize it's just the
brother's girlfriend and their mom because everybody else had
gone and inside and they're all looking at me to go break up
their fight because I'm the onlydude out here.
And I'm like, ah, crap. So I start walking over to break
up them fighting and I get over and I'm putting my hands on them

(01:42:42):
and I'm, I'm trying to like pullthem apart, right?
And they're like cursing at eachother.
They're spitting at each other. You know, it, it's pretty nasty.
It's like it's a sibling fight. So I'm like trying to break it
up. I'm like guys, guys.
And I finally like push them apart, dude.
And now I'm near the edge of thepool and I'm like, chillax,
chillax, calm down. And you know, Derek starts
running at me to like try to headbutt me into the pool.

(01:43:04):
The only problem is I wasn't hydrated at all.
Like I was fine. So I see him coming and he's
like running at me. So I stepped to the side and he
kind of just runs into the pool.And I'm not trying to say like I
did a secret agent move or anything.
I dodged a drunk guy stumbling around on wet cement towards me.
Like I'm not trying to pretend that, you know, I had like the

(01:43:26):
red Cape like Olay, like I nothing I did was that cool,
right? And I look at Brandon and I'm
like, are we good? Like, are you going to calm down
now? And then the betrayal, said Sid.
Because Brandon just runs towards me and he tackles me
into the pool, bro. I don't know what I did to this
dude. I was just trying to prevent him
from like smashing his brother'shead in by the pool.

(01:43:47):
I I was just trying to do my thing.
But he tackles me into the pool.And so I like get hit into the
water, obviously. And I start swimming away from
them and now they're fighting inthe pool, dude.
And I'm like, all right, I don't, I don't know what to do
Now, if I've tried to break you up on land and I, I get one of
you to run into the pool and then the other one of you
tackles me and just to go keep fighting your brother.

(01:44:09):
Clearly I'm not going to be ableto break these guys up.
So I get back up out of the pooland I'm trying to figure out how
I'm going to like get them to stop fighting.
So I just don't know what to do.And the mom is yelling at me,
break them up, break them up. So I just jump back in the pool
because I didn't know what else to do.
And I'm like trying to break them up.
And finally I get them apart andbecause they were swimming and

(01:44:30):
fighting, they had tired themselves out so that at that
point they were like, okay, okay.
And they come swimming over to like the, the wet deck area and
they're just kind of laying there like gasping for breath.
Dude, one of them has a bloody nose, you know, one of them eyes
pretty swollen up. And I'm just kind of sitting
there like, okay. This has been weird.

(01:44:50):
The the grandma ended up being okay.
She had a pretty nasty bruise onher forehead, but you know, old
people do bruise easily like it.It wasn't a very serious injury.
She didn't have to go to the hospital or anything, but he did
knock out his grandma with a water bottle, which I don't
recommend. I'm sure Thanksgiving could not
have been very kosher after that, and I'm sure the will
definitely got rewritten after that night.

(01:45:12):
I don't even know how you possibly make good with your
grandma after that. Like, hey grandma, sorry for
getting out of control and hurling a water bottle at your
head. My bad.
I was aiming for my brother. I wanted to maim him instead.
Like I feel like your grandma's going to have, obviously she's a
grandma, she's going to forgive you because grandmas are the
dopest. But like, man, if there's ever a
sign that you hit rock bottom, it's knocking out your grandma

(01:45:34):
with a water bottle. You know, I think you've gone to
far. Regardless, she ended up being
OK and as soon as everybody had like calmed down and the grandma
was OK, I was like yeah, I'm going to go.
And my the branding guy is like,Oh no man, you don't have to go.
Like we're going to keep partying.
And I'm like, dude, I just got in the middle of the most

(01:45:55):
awkward family fight. You just tackled me into the
pool bro. Your brother was trying to spear
me into the pool. Your mom was screaming at me to
break you guys up. Your brother just knocked out
your grandma. Like I, I don't know, I'm just
going to go. And like, you know, I didn't say
all that. I just made-up an excuse about
having to work early tomorrow. But they kept the party going
after all that. And that's what really blows my

(01:46:16):
mind. Like, you know, I guess do
whatever you want to do in termsof your family and stuff.
But after a situation like that,I feel like you got to send the
guests home and like have some family time to figure out
whatever issues are going on. Because clearly we are right in
the middle of it. And personally, dude, there is
nothing worse than being at somebody's house when they start

(01:46:37):
fighting with their family. Like you ever spent the night at
somebody's house and they start arguing with their mom?
It's just the most awkward situation.
Now imagine having to break up the fight between that guy and
his mom. And yeah, that's what that
situation was. So I was like, I'm Audi 5000 and
I dipped with pride. I regret absolutely nothing.
Anyways, guys, I think that's going to do it for the video.

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Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam,
you're gonna get an evil stepmom.
Yeah, that's right, guys. I wouldn't want to risk getting
an evil stepmom myself, so I would just go ahead and press
the like button to avoid all chances of that.
Real talk though, guys. Today I have a subscriber story
that was sent in about this dude's stepmom who's just

(01:48:24):
apparently absolutely bonkies. And you know, I just felt like
it was worth sharing. It was a pretty entertaining
story to read. Thankfully they're out of that
situation now, but it sounded pretty insane, so I figured I'd
share it with you guys. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get right into the swag. Enjoy the Cold War game play.
The game's fun, by the way. It's so good it's not good.

(01:48:45):
Nice rack in her ass. Brazilian just turned 21 before
banks a million. Swear I'm a little drunk, but
it's a hell of a. All right, all right, all right.
So I'm going to skip the part about his parents getting
divorced just because he asked me to.
And that's a very personal thing.
And it just doesn't actually matter to the story.
But all you got to know is abouttwo years after his parents
ended up splitting up, his dad started dating this new woman,

(01:49:07):
who at the time seemed fantastic.
Like it was one of those situations where somebody seems
good on paper and his family loved her, like his grandma and
his aunts and stuff. And his dad really liked her,
but for whatever reason, he justlike thought that she was shady.
He couldn't put his finger on it, but something about the way
that she would act around him and everybody else just like
made him uncomfortable. I don't know if you guys can

(01:49:28):
relate to this, but when I read this, I I understood what he was
saying. Basically he was saying like,
you know, when somebody is too perfect, like they fit in too
well. There's there's no adjustments
from anything. They never seem to a disagree
with anyone about anything type of situation.
That was what was going on. Like, she just always agreed she

(01:49:49):
was always go with the flow to the point of it being
suspicious. And I understand that, yeah,
sometimes people are just very go with the flow people.
But this was an instance where something about it just seemed
fake. So sure enough, after dating for
a bit and then getting along really well, his dad is like,
all right, I'm going to marry her.
And the kid is not too happy about this.
He just has a bad feeling about it.

(01:50:10):
But once again, like, what is hegoing to say?
Oh, she fits in too well with the family.
You shouldn't date her. Like, that just sounds
ridiculous. You didn't have a reason not to
like her. Just something about her was off
to him, right? So the dad goes through with it,
they get married, they have thisbig wedding.
And all of a sudden, as soon as the wedding happens, she goes
from like fitting in and gettingalong with everybody to suddenly

(01:50:32):
having this like vendetta against this kid and trying to
get his dad to do everything he can to like get him out of the
picture. And now that they were married
and it wasn't a situation where he could just break up with her.
And I don't personally have stepparents, but every time a
subscriber stands in a story about like their crazy
stepparent, I feel like that's usually what happens is they're
super super nice. And then as soon as they get

(01:50:52):
married for whatever reason, it's like a switch has flipped.
And apparently this lady was just basically hell bent on
making him miserable, but not inthe normal ways that evil
stepparents do. Like not letting him hang out
with his friends or taking away his Xbox or anything.
But like what she would do was just really subtle things to
mess with him right? Like to this day he doesn't have

(01:51:13):
proof of this but every week without fail his toothbrush was
just going missing. And the kid was like there's no
way I'm losing my tooth brush. This has never happened.
As soon as this girl moves in with us my toothbrush just
starts going missing every week.And he didn't have proof that
she's doing it. But he just had a feeling
because whenever he would bring up that his toothbrush had gone

(01:51:33):
missing again, she would like cause a massive deal about it
and tell him how irresponsible he was and make this big deal in
front of his dad about how maybeit was better for him to go live
with his mom so he could learn some responsibility.
But like, there's no way this kid was actually losing his
toothbrush every week. Stuff like that started
happening where she was doing things where like, you know, it

(01:51:55):
was trying to get rid of him in a weird way without actually
trying to get rid of him or starting beef.
Like he can't directly go to herand accuse her of hiding his
toothbrushes because that soundsparanoid and insane.
Like dad, listen, you need to divorce your wife immediately
because she's stealing my toothbrushes.
Doesn't exactly sound like something that it's very easy to
get your parents on board with, especially because for some

(01:52:16):
reason, I don't know why, parents just refuse to believe
their kids. Like, I remember being believe
me because I thought I was a kidand dumb.
I'm sorry. And now imagine trying to tell
your dad that he needs to get a divorce because your
toothbrushes keep going missing.Like, yeah, he's probably going
to look at you like you're a crazy person.
After the toothbrush thing wasn't working, though, she
really started to up the ante and get a little bit more

(01:52:39):
direct. Like she would go out of her way
after his sports games to tell him everything that he did
wrong. Like, once she realized that she
wasn't going to be able to get him out of the house by, you
know, making him irresponsible, she just started basically
attacking him whenever she got the chance.
And his dad wasn't around to make him hate living there so he

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could move. And once again, it was never in
ways where, like, the kid could go to his dad and say she was
overtly being mean. Like, let's say that he struck
out at baseball. On the way home, she would just
ream into him about how much he sucks at baseball and how he's
pathetic. And, like, all the money they're
spending on it is a waste. And then they would get home and
he's like, oh, you're being meanto me.

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And she's like no I was just trying to innovate him because
he didn't play very well. Like shady stuff like that where
technically she didn't do anything wrong but she just
started unironically trying to make him miserable.
And those are the worst type of people to be around where they
just tear you down for every little mistake.
Dude. Like you spell 1 word wrong in a
text and she would send him messages back basically implying

(01:53:42):
that he was stupid and needed topay more attention in school
because he had too many typos when he texted.
And like, Jesus, dude, a kid having typos when they text is
just genuinely not that big of adeal.
This kid though, apparently, like took it as a personal
challenge to outlast her. He was trying to prove that he
was stronger than this evil ladythat was getting it, trying to
get him to like split up from hanging out with his dad and

(01:54:05):
whatnot. So he kind of starts to have
more tenacity about it and starts kind of pushing her
buttons back, which is totally fair.
If you're going to push his buttons and start going after
him. He starts going after her.
He purposely like isn't cleaninghis room, He's leaving the
kitchen a mess. All of these things that he
knows that she's going to get mad at.
But how mad she's getting just makes her look unstable.

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Like, look, I'm a teenage boy. I've left the kitchen a mess.
I've made my parents mad at me by doing that.
But I'm going to be honest, theyalso are intelligent enough to
be like, hey, this isn't worth trying to take my Xbox for five
months. I can just get him to clean the
kitchen. But this lady was not having any
of that. But he just starts kind of
baiting her into looking unstable.

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So she starts losing it over every like little tiny mistake
that he makes. And obviously the dad kind of
starts to notice that it almost appears like she doesn't like
his son. And wouldn't you believe it?
When you stop putting on an act and pretending to like
somebody's kid, chances are it bugs him, dude.
So his dad one day, I guess, pulled her aside just to ask if

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she had any beef with his kid and whatnot.
And she thought that it was her time to like go off and say what
a horrible Kitty was and all this stuff.
So she just starts laying into him to the kids dad and after
she's done the dad, I was like, all right, are you done?
And when she said yes, he said all right, perfect.
Now I need you to move out because I'm not picking you over

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my son. Which like every time this
happens, I just genuinely think,does it ever work out for the
step parent? Like does hating somebody's kid
and trying to ruin that relationship ever work out for
you? Or nine times out of 10 I feel
like it just ruins your own marriage because how am I going
to be married to somebody that just hates my kid?
Like that seems way more complicated than just not

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marrying some. If you hated the kids so much,
why would you marry his dad? It just seems like a really
backwards decision. Regardless, once all that went
down and she realized that she was about to get cut off and
actually move out, she started trying to be like all nice to
the kid and and trying to repairthe relationship.
But at that point it's too late.Like if you spend 6 months

(01:56:11):
trying to get somebody to hate you, chances are they're going
to hate you. Unless you're really bad at
being a bad person, chances are that they aren't going to like
you. And even then, do how do you
expect me to get along with somebody that unironically has
like told me how stupid I am? I'm sorry.
I don't like being around peoplethat, you know, don't make me
giggle or feel good as a. Person and any lady that's

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willing to like attack a child and try to get him to move out
is not the type of people that I'm personally trying to hang
out with. Yo, it's a Friday night.
Let's invite that Lady over who constantly attacks people for no
reason. Like I just highly doubt that
anybody has that. Person on the list of people
that they're actually. Trying to hang out with you know
anyways guys, I think that's going to do it for the video.

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Other than that, I just wanted to take a second say thank you
to everybody still watching the videos.
The channel has been picking up again.
I know it's been a little bit since I've really been popping,
but now that it's getting back up, I just want you guys to know
that I am very grateful and appreciative for everything you

(01:57:38):
guys do for me. I know it's a lot and I know I
post a lot and you guys supporting me really does mean
the world. But on that note, I'm a quit
being a cornball and get out of here.
Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. I'm going to go marry an angry
woman. Now who's going to yell at me
about how awful my kids are? Yeah, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hot.
And hopefully I will see you guys all tomorrow with another

(01:57:59):
video. I'm out.
Peace. What's going on, guys?
It's your boy scrub. Here.
Back again with another video. Hope.
You guys are all. Having an absolutely fantastic
day. I know I am.
And if you are, be sure to pressthe like button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam whatsoever.
Next time you go to get in your car, you're going to open the
car door and sitting there is going to be a creature that
looks cute, but let alone if yougive it water after midnight it

(01:58:20):
will turn to gremlin and take over your city.
Press the like button. Otherwise it's going to happen.
I don't know what to tell you guys.
Real talk though, today I'm going to be telling you guys
about something that I witnessedat the skate park one time that
honestly is just stupidity explained like this honestly
happening is. I'm just flabbergasted that most
people in this situation made itout alive.
That's how flabbergastingly dumbit is.

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And now that I've said flabbergasted.
Enough, let's get into the video.
Anyways, I'm thoroughly convinced that it does not
matter how much money a. City spends on a skate park.
Eventually the kids at the skatepark will start looking around

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the skate park for dumb stuff toskate.
And me and my friends were no exception to this.
There's a skate park near my house and it was a nice skate
park, you know, And it was the one closest to us.
But it definitely wasn't a park to write home about at all.
And like most skate parks, it was attached to a park.
And then behind the park was this, it's like wash looking
thing that looked paved. So naturally one day after we

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had skated the skate park for a while and we were like, I don't
know, we're kind of bored of allthe all the obstacles and
everything. We're like, whatever, let's just
go see what's in the wash. So we take our skateboards and
we go over and we're kind of like skating around in this wash
and it's pretty rocky. It's pretty hard to skate
through. But we come up to this hill that
is massive and very steep. And the way that this hill is

(01:59:45):
paved, it's not like it's a sidewalk or anything.
It's like a runoff. And when I say it's steep, I
mean like, like, you probably would have to drop into this to
ride down it. Like, there's no way you're just
rolling up and like going, you know.
And I obviously right away realize, yeah, no, I'm not
dropping in on that because it'ssketchy enough just riding in
the wash. Las Vegas doesn't really have a

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lot of rain. So whenever we do, we get a lot
of flash floods. So our washes are filled with
like, tiny rocks and dirt and literally everything imaginable.
That sole purpose is to make sure that you face plant as hard
as humanly possible while you'reskating through it.
And you know. When I'm like on a board that
not a long board or anything, but like a normal skateboard,
the wheels are small and these rocks are huge because it's not

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like anyone's ever sweep throughhere before because it's a a
wash. So no, I'm not dropping into
some steep sketchy like 200 footdrop.
OK, that's a little bit of an exaggeration thing because like,
I know it's going to. Hurt I'm not doing.
It and I know I'm not alone in this decision because most of my
friends when we find this go, yeah, no, that looks dangerous.
We're not doing it. Like, no, that looks like it's

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going to turn my back into a cheese grater and that's just
not what I'm feeling like doing.The last thing I want is my
parents to have to come scrape me off the pavement because I
decided to drop in on something sketchy, hit a rock and just
slid 300 feet downhill. But there was one kid with us
and I'm not even going to call him my friend because I didn't
really like this dude whose namewas like, I'm going to call him
Toby. He had a name pretty similar to
Toby. And I'm calling him Toby from

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the office because everybody just hated this dude.
I'm not saying that to me mean he was just always at the skate
park and he was just. Mean like you'd.
Be like, oh you guys are wimps man.
Like you're not doing that. Someone would get hurt during a
trick like breaking their ankle and he'd walk up and be like,
haha, idiot. Like he was just mean.
But for whatever reason he was always at the skate park and he
had followed us here. And so all of us logical human
beings go, Nah, this is way too sketchy.

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I'm not doing it. But Toby obviously takes this as
an opportunity to show all of ushow he's really the alpha male
around here because he's willingto purposely hurt himself on
something that definitely is notgoing to go well.
I'm going to find a picture of like something as similar as I
can so I can put it on screen just to give you an idea of how
how rough this place looked. OK, so I found two pictures.

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So this is probably about the length of it in terms of how far
it was down. And then this next picture is
how steep it was. And then the picture after this
is like the condition in terms of how many rocks were in the
bottom. So every like 15 feet
intermittently, there's stuff like that, just piles of dirt
with rocks in it big enough to mess you up.
But Toby, you know, just keep saying that we're the wimps,

(02:02:13):
man. He's going to do it.
He's going to send it. And I'm not even kidding.
I don't like Toby. And I'm telling him straight up,
this is a bad idea, dude. Like, I don't hate you.
I don't dislike you at all, but I'm telling you it's not a good
idea to do this. And he's like, yeah, whatever.
Like you guys are just, you know, you guys are wimps, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. And all right, man, I guess I'm

(02:02:33):
a wimp. So he's like, I'm going to do
it, I'm going to do it. And we're all telling him not
to. So sure enough, he like goes to
drop in. I guess you don't, you don't
have to drop in. You can kind of rely, but like
it's an awkward enough transition where you kind of
have to at least rock in. And we see him kind of like
hesitate on the rock in and we see the board go and he kind of
like woof. And then the next thing you see

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is his head kind of just faster disappear a little bit quicker.
And we all like kind of walk over to the edge not.
That it's a. Cliff or anything, but just so
we can see down and homie is flying down this hill.
Like, I mean, it takes him a little bit of time to get speed,
obviously, but by the time he's up to speed, he is flying.
And sure enough, as soon as he gets up to like, practically
full speed, you know, just full steam ahead, he starts to get

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speed wobbles, which is a big no, no because it's a steep
hill. Like, it's probably about as
steep as a quarter pipe. I mean, not the entire way,
obviously, but like, it's, it's not a slight incline.
So the speed wobbles hit him. And if you've ever watched
somebody bombing a hill, you cantell if they're going to survive
when they get speed wobbles based on how close they are to
the bottom. You know, like if it's close to

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them slowing down, they're good.Yeah.
He's not even halfway down the hill and he is wobbling back and
forth. Dude, it looks like Helen Keller
herself is trying to keep balance on a skateboard.
So. So we're watching him fly and
everybody like, nobody says it out loud, but everyone's like,
yeah, this is not going to end well.
And sure enough, about halfway down, he manages to hang on

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through the speed wobbles for a bit.
He hits a puff of dirt. I'm not even kidding.
We see the puff of dirt, like come up into the air.
As soon as his tires hit it, youhear the skateboard start
tumbling and just like sliding and we don't know if it's close
or what, but sure enough, we start.
Like. Climbing down this thing like
we're all on all fours, like inching ourselves, scooting down

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this as he just ate it, dude. And we're not down there yet.
But like it could not have felt good.
It definitely could not have felt good.
But keep in mind, we've all toldhim like, yo, this is a really
bad idea. You shouldn't do this.
You are going to get hurt. So I mean, when he got hurt, it
wasn't like any of us were like,Oh, my God, who?

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We both saw this coming. Like me, I am the one who saw
this coming. So we get down there, dude, and
he's awake, but he's just kind of looking at us.
And sure enough, basically from the top of his forehead down to
his chin is just pure Rd. rash. His shirt is gone on his
shoulder. The back is all ripped up.
It does not look pleasant. His right leg is just covered in

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Rd. rash because he's wearing shorts.
It's not a good look. And he goes, is it as bad as it
feels? And we just look at him and
we're like, yeah, it's pretty bad, you know?
So he's obviously like, you know, well, well, this sucks.
He was surprisingly calm. I'm not going to lie.
Say what you want about Toby, the fact that he was willing to
hurt himself a lot did mean he was pretty tough.
Now, being willing to hurt yourself is not the sharpest

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thing, You know, like, oh, I'm just going to send it down to
the bottom here because Yolo. Like, maybe maybe not the best
idea ever, but, you know, that'shis prerogative.
So he's just kind of like, is itas bad as it looks?
So we're getting water bottles and like trying to rinse the
dirt out of his cut because keepin mind he hit the dirt in like
the dirt had acted like a sandpaper on top of the

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concrete. So dirt is like scraped into his
skin, bro. So we're trying with water
bottles to get as much of it as we can off.
And he's like, I'll be able to get up in a second, but like I
can't climb back up right now, you know?
So we send somebody back up to go to this ice cream truck that
was always parked there and we get some like ice cream pops and
we get some extra ones and we bring them down.

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We're like using some as ice packs obviously, or trying to
because like we don't know what we're doing.
We've never seen Rd. rash this bad.
Obviously when you you get Rd. rash, but this was looking like
Anakin Skywalker after the Mustafar fight.
All right, for people who got that reference, that was
cultured. But you know, when Anakin lights
himself on fire after the fight with Obi one like that's what
half of his body is kind of looking at right now.
So we're just kind of sitting here after about an hour he's

(02:06:28):
like, okay, we can go. He went home from the skate
park, somebody skated home with him and made sure he got home
OK. His mom took him to urgent care
and he was OK. But I can honestly tell you
after that, send it. Toby, who was just never willing
to listen to what anyone said, would definitely look around.
And if everybody was like, this is a bad idea, he didn't do it

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again. So I guess his lesson was
learned. I'm not really sure what the
point of the story was. I just thought it was kind of
funny and entertaining because Toby sent it and immediately ate
crap. And listen, I'm not saying that
your friends are always right, but if every single person you
talk to is saying the same thing, there's probably a
reason. Just because you can send it
down something very dangerous doesn't always mean you should

(02:07:11):
OK, it's all right it's all right don't end up with Rd. rash
on 80% of your body it's OK anyways guys that's going to do
it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed if you did
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If you do, make sure they're hotand hopefully I'll see you guys
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I'm out. Peace.
What's going on guys, It's your boy scrub here back again with
another video. Hope.
You guys are having a great day,I know I am.
And if you are, be sure to pressthe like.

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But otherwise, no joke, no scam whatsoever.
You're going to get hacked by the world's toughest Internet
gangsters. That's right, 7 year olds in the
Philippines who learned how to hack into Twitter accounts by
just guessing passwords at random.
I wouldn't want that to happen, so I would press the like button
regardless. Guys, today I have a subscriber
story that was sent in about a little bit of beef this guy had

(02:08:38):
with some wannabe Internet gangsters that you know you
encounter every now and then on the Xbox.
Stuff like this always cracks meup to hear about, so I figured
we can make a video on it. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. I'm in the streets like a Tokyo,
girls on me everywhere I go. I'm driving, all right, all

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right, all right. So something that usually
happens in. Any online game is that kids
love to talk trash. It's like literally ingrained
into the gaming culture that whenever you're playing a video
game, your main goal is to a winand B to tilt the other people
as much as humanly possible by just being better than them.
And yeah, it's a little bit toxic, but let's be honest, it's

(02:09:22):
pretty funny when you make somebody rage quit a video game
because you're just better than them.
Anyways, one day the person who sent me in this story was
playing Call of Duty, which is one of the best trash talking
games. And he starts trash talking with
these kids in the lobby. And they sound pretty young, not
like little kid young, but like young teenager, maybe 1415 years

(02:09:43):
old. And they're just talking trash
in the lobby about how they're better than everybody and
whatnot. So this guy starts talking trash
back. And I guess these kids were the
type of people were like, they love to talk trash, but when
they get trash talked back at them, they just freak out.
And you know, no, you don't say that about me.
And listen, when you're trash talking in a video game, there's
really no reason for it to get deeper than this.

(02:10:04):
Like what these kids do next is just lame.
To be honest. If we're playing Call of Duty
and talking trash and having a good time, there's no reason to
start reading out addresses and like, you know, doxing people,
threatening to SWAT people and whatnot.
At least in my opinion. It should just be known that
like, if you're trash talking onCall of Duty, you're probably
just trash talking to trash talk.

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And it's not that deep. But sure enough, these kids get
mega tilted, like so angry that they read this kids address off
in chat. So he starts shaking in his
boots because he's only 16. And here's these two people that
just read his address off to himin a Call of Duty lobby.
And back in the day, swatting was way more common.
Like now I think the FBI and whatnot have cracked down on it

(02:10:47):
a lot more, or at least I think so.
I feel like I see more news stories about kids getting
arrested for it now. But back in the day, swatting
was something where like people were doing it and just getting
away with it. So he starts freaking out that
he's going to get swatted because these kids just read out
his address and whatnot. So he starts pleading with them
in game chat to like, please don't swat me, Please don't leak

(02:11:07):
my address. I'm sorry.
You know, he starts apologizing because obviously he doesn't
want his address to like, get leaked or get swatted.
And they start making fun of himfrom being scared and being
like, Oh yeah, you're going to come into this party chat.
You're going to come into this party chat and guess what?
You're going to do everything wesay or we're going to swat you.
And because this dude is terrified of getting swatted, he

(02:11:28):
joins the party. And starts like.
Doing what these kids are sayingand it's, you know, change your
gamertag. Oh, buy us the new map pack.
And he's like, whatever, just please don't swap me.
And these kids keep threatening him.
So they send him a friend request because they were going
to make him gift them something.And you have to be friends with
people on Xbox to give people things.
And as soon as he becomes friends with them, he realizes

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that their real names are on their profile, like their full
real names like these kids who think they're gangster
threatening to dox him. Their complete full real names
are on their Xbox profiles and when they add him him, they can
see his name. Like the real name becomes
available as soon as you add somebody on Xbox.
It's like this weird feature. You know, I hate it because it

(02:12:10):
makes me not be able to add you guys.
Not that my name is hidden all right, like my Google page says
Ryan Agnew, but like you get theso whatever.
He ends up looking them up on Facebook.
This is how long ago it was where like everybody had
Facebook accounts. It's an old Call of Duty and
sure enough he finds their profiles and he immediately sees
that these two kids that are threatening him and whatnot are

(02:12:30):
like like 14 year olds with diedin mohawks.
One of them as the Bieber cut like some cringy looking dudes.
No offense to them, but they're kind of looking like Rally from
Diary of a Wimpy Kid in the mostnon insulting we actually know
it's an insulting way. They look like Rally but without
any of the good parts of rally. Like you know, you know how
Rally was a good guy and a good friend?

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None of that. These kids just threaten people
and whatnot and start reading off addresses after talking crap
in a Call of Duty lobby, which you know, just breaks the code.
So he starts talking to them andwhatnot and they start
threatening him now about how they're going to beat him up.
They're going to come to his house and beat him up da da da
da da. Because he's not buying them the
map pack that they asked for. Because you know, he's starting

(02:13:10):
to realize that these kids aren't actually a threat and
there's nothing to be afraid of.And he realizes that if they do
swat him, he has their names now.
So that's stupid. So they start talking about how
they're going to beat him up, they're going to beat him up and
come to his house and jump them.And so he reads off the kids
full legal name, the school he goes to, and then says his mom's

(02:13:31):
name and says, yeah, yeah, you really want that?
How would your mom saying her full name feel about that?
How would she feel if she knew that's how you were talking to
me, threatening to beat me up? And all of a sudden the party
goes dead silent. These kids that like, 10 seconds
ago, we're trying to blackmail this kid into giving them the
map packs in Call of Duty or they were going to, you know,
dox him and swat him and whatnot.

(02:13:52):
Yeah. Now they're dead silent because
he just read off their name, theschool that they go to, And
then, you know, started being like, yeah, that's right, right.
I'll tell your mom's saying the mom's name.
And so after the silence, the other one starts to get lippy
and being like, yeah, you got his stuff.
But you're he's not the one you have to be worried about.
It's me. Like, I'm the one who knows how
to do everything. And sure enough, yeah, that

(02:14:13):
guy's profile up too. So he starts reading off his
dad's information, like off Facebook, like their public
profile. He didn't hack anything.
He literally just went to their profile once they added him and
looked up their names, like thisguy didn't do any hacking or
what? Not whatsoever.
I don't know how the kids got his address or whatnot, but like
this dude is just reading publicinformation.

(02:14:34):
But the kids in the party don't realize that he's just on their
Facebook profile, dude. They think that he somehow has
managed to get all this information to like hack back at
them. So once he starts reading the
second kids information off, they start to realize like, Oh
my God, dude, this guy might be a hacker, an elite dangerous
hacker dude. And the kids start crying.
Like you can hear over the mic them being like please, please

(02:14:56):
dude, we're sorry. Like we're sorry.
We didn't realize that you were going to mess with us.
Like, we were just kidding. We're sorry.
We're so sorry, dude. We're sorry.
And so he pulls up the mom's Facebook profile, and he starts
reading off where she works. And he's like, you know, I could
always call tomorrow and let herknow what you guys are doing on
Xbox Live. And they're like, no, no, like,

(02:15:16):
legitimately crying over the microphone.
Like, we're sorry. We were just kidding.
And he's like, oh, you think it's funny to, like, make me
have to spend the money that I get from my job and whatnot.
Like, you think it's funny to threaten to SWAT somebody.
And they're like, we just thought it it was funny crying,
which I think this is hilarious,dude, when kids play stupid
games and win stupid prizes, that's hilarious.

(02:15:37):
So he tells him to go prestige in Call of Duty.
And this is back in the day whenlike you lost everything when
you prestige. It wasn't when you had the
prestige tokens. It wasn't when you had, you
know, permanent unlocks. No, like when you reset, you
reset. And it was tough.
And so the kids like, no, don't make me prestige, please.

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Like, come on, dude, don't make me do that.
He's like prestige rum. It's tell your mom so the kid
goes in a Call of Duty and he prestigious, which I mean it
sucks like you can get your weapons back.
It's not like you're permanentlyscrewed.
It's not like he banned the kidsaccount or anything.
But he makes him prestige and he's like please just don't tell
my mom just don't tell my mom. Like these kids that were

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pretending to be Internet gangsters 30 seconds ago left
their real names on their profile, added the kid that they
were threatening and trying to blackmail, and then started
crying when he just started reading off the information
dude. Like the best part about all of
this is that these kids still tothis day probably have no idea
that this dude just read their names and then look them up on

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Facebook. Like he didn't hack them.
Nothing. He was just in the party when
they were threatening to like steal money from him and come to
his house and beat him up and found him on Facebook and they
really thought that they were like one V wanting an elite
hacker. So the kid prestigious resets
his rank to level 1, loses everyunlock and whatnot.
Back in the day when there were no tokens.
He's upset, he's crying. Not only only because he had to

(02:17:01):
reset his rank, which he is actually crying over a Call of
Duty rank, which is sad, but he's also like, please don't
tell my mom. And I'm just saying, man, like,
if you're going to be an Internet gangster, you got to be
a little bit tougher than that. Like, I'm not an Internet
gangster. If somebody started messing with
me, yeah, I would cry a little bit.
Somebody started reading my address off in Call of Duty when

(02:17:21):
I was 14. I would have been a mess.
It's happened. I'm not proud of how I reacted
because I reacted like a little bitch.
But come on, if you're going to be the one reading off people's
addresses in chat, you can't start crying when somebody makes
you prestige in Call of Duty. But yeah, moral of the story is
don't go threatening people on Xbox Live because it's just not
cool, dude. Like, Internet trash talk is

(02:17:43):
just Internet trash talk. And the best part of all of this
is you're probably thinking thatthese kids had to have been like
really little to be this stupid,but Nope.
Sure enough, on Facebook, they were 15.
One of them was 15, one of them was 14.
So they put two of them put together combined age of 29 in
the brain couldn't figure out that their real life names were

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on their Xbox profile before they started threatening people,
which is just the no no. Like let's say hypothetically,
OK, the kid goes through with it.
He gives you all the Call of Duty map packs with his mom's
credit card, right? You don't think his mom and dad
are going to look into it and realize that your real name is
on the account? Like it's just not too smart.
Regardless, Internet trash talk is Internet trash talk.

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I don't think anyone should get swatted or docs because of it.
Maybe that's just my edgy opinion, but regardless, that's
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Peace.