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keep him, but if you don't, he doesn't make the rules.
He just has to follow them. Seriously though, guys, what's
going on? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. And as you guys can tell from
the title today I'm going to be telling you guys about the time
that this cringy teacher tried to like swag out on the Fortnite
track. It's pretty embarrassing.
And I'm not going to lie, I got next level third degree cringe,
all right, because it wasn't my teacher.
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You see, I'm an old man who had graduated the year before
Fortnite really took off. But I do have a little brother
that is in school and tells me things that he finds insanely
cringy and embarrassing. And I'm not going to lie, this
one is up there. All right, Like middle school is
pretty bad. I've been to his middle school
and see kids fighting with Minecraft swords.
I've been to his middle school and seen people do the cringiest
things imaginable. The Minecraft story will be at
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the top of the description, by the way, if you haven't seen it. 00:01:06,400 But yeah, today should be a
pretty fun story. So without further ado, let's
get into it. Also, follow me on Twitter at
Scrubby under score 69 if you have swag.
So the other day I went over to my parents house for dinner just
to hang out and spend some time with my family because I guess
that's important or whatever. All right, I would definitely
rather spend my time with Logan Paul in a forest somewhere, but
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we all know how that turns out. And now he's like, no, I don't
want to go to the forest. Real talk though, it is
important to spend time with your family.
So I went to my parents house toeat dinner with my family and
just hang out with them for a little bit.
And when I went over there, my little brother who's about 13, I
think I'm realizing that I'm a bad brother who doesn't know his
exact age, was doing a homework assignment.
And when I was reading the homework assignment, I cringed a
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little bit because one of the questions was if Danny is doing
a Fortnite dance for five hours and it burns blank calories per
minute, like how many calories will he burn?
Which first of all, if Danny is doing a Fortnite dance for five
hours, the kid needs to get someADHD medication.
Second of all, he needs to get alife because that's way too much
time to just be chill and doing a Fortnite dance.
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And finally, and most importantly, Danny needs to get
bullied. Obviously that's a joke.
Guys. Don't make fun of kids that are
doing Fortnite dances. Realistically I don't even think
fortnight is that bad of a game,but something about adults who
like Co opt things and try to make them swagtastic.
It is just is just cringe. But regardless, I kind of ask my
brother, I make a joke. I'm like oh wow you got
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fortnight homework? Is that your cool teacher?
And my brother who's 13 rolls his eyes and goes don't even get
me started. And whatever somebody says don't
even get me started. After I make fun of something I
usually want to get them started.
I just don't think that's an effective way to get people not
to get you started. Like, umm, man, why is that sign
there saying don't feed the crocodiles with your bare hands? 00:02:48,240 And then a dude with one hand
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goes, don't even get me started.You're like, Oh no, now I'm
getting you started, dude. How did you lose your hand?
Was it to a crocodile? How did you make a sign?
Like whenever somebody says don't get me started, I know
that there's a good story there and I really love stories.
So obviously I've started to push a little bit and I went,
no, no, now you got to tell me, bro, what's going on with this
teacher? He's giving you Fortnite
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homework. He's telling you that Danny is
doing dances for 18 hours at a time.
Like, what's up? And I guess even my mom
overheard the conversation because she walks in the room
and goes, oh, are you going to tell him about Mr. blah blah,
blah. And Reese just goes, I guess I
have to now. And my mom goes, this guy is
crazy. So obviously, all right, middle
school is a rough time. I understand, you know, you got
to relate to the children and and make them feel special and
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stuff. But my brother starts telling me
that the first day of school he walks into class and instead of
seeing a teacher in a suit in like a button down shirt or
whatever teachers are supposed to wear.
I'm not really familiar with teacher dress codes.
OK, there's not a single day where I've been Like the teacher
dress code is a polo shirt on Wednesdays followed up by a
simple cardigan wrapped around the blossom.
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Like I don't know, whatever teachers are supposed to wear.
But instead of that being worn by the teacher, when my brother
walks into school, he walks intoclass on the first day of
school. And this teacher is in a full
blown Fortnite cosplay as the Raptor skin ski mask on the desk
and everything. Like he is cosplay out and my
brother obviously confused with the rest of the children, sit
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down and they're like, okay, this is a little bit bizarre.
And when they're sitting there, the teacher opens his, you know,
introduction to the class where the teacher introduces
themselves and just let's them know what they're going to do
this year by saying, how many ofyou guys like Fortnite?
And I think, like most of the class raised their hand because
it's middle school. You know, like most of the kids
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are like, I mean, I, I guess I like Fortnite.
You know, it's not horrible. And he goes, now I love
Fortnite, OK? Like, I'm the type of person who
plays Fortnite every day. And the way my brother is
describing it, it wasn't like, yeah, I play a lot of Fortnite.
Like, it was like, you know, when the people come to your
school and they're trying to actrelatable and cool, you know,
it's a 25 year old man who's pretending to be 15, and he
spins the chair around and he goes, you know, as kids, us kids
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got to stick together. He's like, yeah, this teacher is
trying so hard to be relatable that he's sitting there talking
about, oh, yeah, I love Fortnite.
Me and the boys hop on to get some dubs as the squad.
Except he's saying it like that.It wasn't like, yeah, you know,
me and the boys hopped on last night, caught a few dubs, and
then I went to bed. Me and the boys hopped on,
caught some dub skis while sitting back drinking some slurp
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juice on the good old fortnight battle Royale.
Like, the guy was just taking itto next level.
Cringe. But my brother's like, all
right, he's putting in effort. No big deal.
It's not the end of the world, whatever.
Which is pretty cringy, OK, Showing up to middle school the
first day in a fortnight cosplayand trying to relate to the
kids. Pretty cringe.
But you're just doing your job, you know, You're trying to be
relatable as a teacher. You're trying to get the kids to
like you. You're trying to get them
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excited for your class. I understand why you're doing
it, why you would think that dressing up as a Fortnite
character is a swagtastic idea. I can understand the thought
process, but it gets weirder. OK, so after that my brother
tells me that he would basicallymake Fortnite references maybe
once a day in class. You know, like when I was at
Salty Springs. Which is pretty cringe.
But like I said, you know, if you're just a teacher trying to
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relate to the kids, no big deal.But I guess a new Fortnite
season or something was coming out earlier in the school year.
It wasn't this latest one. And the teacher at the end of
the class one day says whoever gets the first victory Royale in
the class and gives me like, proof of it on Monday by taking
a picture, I'll give extra credit to.
And obviously not every kid in the class plays Fortnite.
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So when kids were like, well, you know what happens if I don't
play Fortnite, is there any way for me to get the extra credit?
The teacher says no, if you're not playing Fortnite, then I
don't really know if you deserveextra credit, which is insane.
OK, Like imagine a bunch of 12 and 13 year olds walking up to
you. Hey man, I don't play Fortnite.
Can I get some extra credit? You're like, oh, you don't play
Fortnite, You might as well as staple loser to your forehead
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and walk around with nothing because that's what you are, an
absolute 0. So this actually got the teacher
in a little bit of trouble. OK, He kind of got yelled at by
the Deans because some parents complained, which is kind of
Fair enough. All right, If you tell kids that
they don't deserve extra credit because they're not absolute pro
swagtastic Fortnite gamers, that's pretty lame.
And then after this situation, he doesn't talk about Fortnite
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for a bit. But about halfway through Season
10A, Fortnite season XI, I think.
So Season 10, yeah, my brother walks into class and his epic ID
is on the board. And he asked kids to start
adding him and playing Fortnite with him, which I mean, is all
right. I guess.
Like, I can understand being like, oh, yeah.
You know, hey, kids, I'm a relatable teacher.
I'm a Fortnite gamer. But was actually encouraging
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kids that he thought were going to be good at Fortnite to play
with him. Like my brother, you know, he's
kind of known around school as as a bit of a gamer and he's
pretty good at Fortnite. I can't even cap.
So when the teacher was asking who was good at Fortnite, a
couple of my brother's friends were like, Oh my that that kids
really good listen my brother's name.
And he was like begging my brother to add him on Fortnite,
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which is just cringe. OK Like my brother is 13 you
shouldn't be harassing a 13 yearold to add you on Fortnite so
you can play with him. Like that's just weird bro.
Now you might be thinking there's no way it gets worse,
but this video isn't over yet sotrust me it does.
So after all that cringe once again, everything's pretty
chill. And about a week after that, he
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walks into class one day and is telling all of the students
about how he's so sore because he got a new tattoo.
And I guess one of the students was like, oh, what did you get?
Like, what's your tattoo? Right.
And this teacher proceeds to roll up the sleeve and on his
shoulder. I am not kidding you.
My brother tells me that he has a giant portrait of the Raptor
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skin from Fortnite tattooed on his shoulder forever.
OK. And that's something you might
get if you're 13 and Fortnite ispopular.
Like, you're 13 and you're like,oh, I'm going to get a Fortnite
tattoo because Fortnite is the greatest game ever made.
And I'm never going to regret this in my life.
But this dude is like a grown man in his 30s who now has a
Fortnite character permanently tattooed on his shoulder.
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The dude's not married, so I don't understand how he's going
to go on a date and explain that.
Yeah, you know, this tattoo means a lot to me.
You know, this one's for my grandma, but this one's way more
important. OK.
This one is actually a Fortnite character because I just love
Fortnite so much. You know the video of the kids
that are like, we like Fortnite,like Fortnite, like that's
that's basically what this dude has on his shoulder now is a big
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poster saying I like Fortnite and I'm not usually one to judge
people based upon their choices.If you want to get a tattoo,
that's fine. But if you're giving kids extra
credit for playing Fortnite and you're begging kids to add you
on Fortnite and you get a Fortnite tattoo, you might be a
little too obsessed with Fortnite.
All right, like this dude needs to go to rehab, but not for a
crack addiction, but because he plays Fortnite way too much.
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So he's got a Fortnite tattoo. He's begging kids to play
Fortnite with him. He's giving kids extra credit
for getting dubskis on Fortnite.So my brother decides that he's
going to play Fortnite with thisteacher, right?
So he adds them on Epic and and they're playing together, which
is so weird. OK, I don't think I could ever
play video games with my teacher.
Maybe it's different in small towns or whatever, but when you
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live in Las Vegas, which is a pretty big city, you don't play
Xbox with your teacher, All right?
You're never like AO teacher. You're trying to hop on the new
Call of Duty later today, huh? Is that something you're into?
Like not once did I ever play Call of Duty or any video games
with my teacher. I don't think I would even want
to. I swear a lot when I play video
games. The last thing I want to be
doing is chilling with Miss Jefferson in a Call of Duty
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lobby and just start dropping F bombs and have her like report
me to the Dean's office for being naughty.
But regardless, my brother decided to add him and play with
him because he was struggling inthe class and thought it might
get him some extra credit, whichis pretty fair.
I mean, this teacher has alreadyoffered extra credit once.
OK, so the fact that like, you know, he's swagged out asking
you to play Fortnite and you're pretty good at Fortnite, I would
take the odds too, dude, if I could squeak out a couple extra
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credit points, we're just playing for today with my
teacher, I would go for it. So my brother's playing Fortnite
with this teacher, right? And after about an hour of
playing, he says, all right, dude, I've got to go.
I've got to, you know, do homework for your class.
And the teacher says, and I don't know if this is true
because it's my brother telling me, oh, you don't have to worry
about that. I'll give you credit.
Can you just stay on? We're getting wins that I really
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want to keep playing. And my brother also tells me
that this dude is terrible at Fortnite.
Like, OK, you know, you don't have to be good at a video game
to enjoy it. But if you're going to get a
tattooed on your body, the leastyou could do is be good at it.
All right, Like I understand you're obsessed with Fortnite,
but you should be good at something you're obsessed with,
OK like I wouldn't expect somebody to be obsessed with
biking but not be able to ride abike.
Like this dude is basically telling a 13 year old do not do
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homework for his class in order to keep playing Fortnite and
catching dubs, which is the weirdest thing of all time.
But my brother is like, all right, I mean I'd rather play
Fortnite than do homework anyway.
So he stays on and keeps gaming and sure enough, the teacher
gives him credit for the assignment.
And I guess my mom kind of was like, didn't want to be involved
in this because as soon as he started talking about that, she
left the because I mean, as a parent, OK, I want my kid to do
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my homework, but at the same time, if my kid can get an A by
gaming with their teacher, All right, I mean, hey, hey, you
know, do you bro get that grind on?
So, yeah, my brother's teacher is obsessed with Fortnite to the
point where he got a Fortnite character tattooed on his arm.
Massively is trying to give kidsextra credit for being pro
Fortnite gamers and is letting kids not do homework so they can
keep playing Fortnite with him And the the piece that
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resistance. All right, you might be
thinking, Ryan, there's no way that this guy can get weirder.
There's no the way that this teacher can get any more
obsessed with Fortnite other than having a tattoo a Fortnite
on his arm and letting kids not do homework so they can game and
carry him to victory royales on the good old fashioned Fortnite
swag train. And I thought that too.
And so my brother says, but we've actually had so much
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homework in his class this week.And I'm like, oh, that's weird.
Why did you guys get so much homework in his class?
And he goes, well, he's been gone all week.
And we've had a substitute and Igo, oh, he's been gone like all
week this week. And my brother goes, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, that's weird. Why was he gone all week?
And he goes, why do you think? And I'm like, I don't know.
And he goes, well, I'll tell youthis.
When I logged into Fortnite mobile the other day at school,
guess who was online on his Xboxplaying Fortnite for the entire
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week. This teacher took an entire week
off of school to play the new Fortnite season.
Not a day, not two days, not three days, the entire week off. 00:12:59,720 And you know, earlier this week,
I don't know if you guys play Fortnite.
I don't mind Fortnite. I really don't.
There was the black hole thing, so you couldn't play it anyways,
meaning that this dude took two days off of school to stare at a
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black hole. So yeah, that's what's going on
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What's going on guys, it's your boy scrub here back again with
another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
If you are, be sure to press thelike button.
Otherwise, no joke, absolutely no scam.
You will wake up tomorrow with no legs.
Yeah that's right guys. I was talking to the leg goblin
and he said that if you press the like button he'll let you
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keep him, but if you don't, he doesn't make the rules.
He just has to follow them. Seriously though, guys, what's
going on? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. And as you guys can tell from
the title today I'm going to be telling you guys about the time
that this cringy teacher tried to like swag out on the Fortnite
track. It's pretty embarrassing.
And I'm not going to lie, I got next level third degree cringe,
all right, because it wasn't my teacher.
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You see, I'm an old man who had graduated the year before
Fortnite really took off. But I do have a little brother
that is in school and tells me things that he finds insanely
cringy and embarrassing. And I'm not going to lie, this
one is up there. All right, Like middle school is
pretty bad. I've been to his middle school
and see kids fighting with Minecraft swords.
I've been to his middle school and seen people do the cringiest
things imaginable. The Minecraft story will be at
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the top of the description, by the way, if you haven't seen it. 00:01:06,400 But yeah, today should be a
pretty fun story. So without further ado, let's
get into it. Also, follow me on Twitter at
Scrubby under score 69 if you have swag.
So the other day I went over to my parents house for dinner just
to hang out and spend some time with my family because I guess
that's important or whatever. All right, I would definitely
rather spend my time with Logan Paul in a forest somewhere, but
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we all know how that turns out. And now he's like, no, I don't
want to go to the forest. Real talk though, it is
important to spend time with your family.
So I went to my parents house toeat dinner with my family and
just hang out with them for a little bit.
And when I went over there, my little brother who's about 13, I
think I'm realizing that I'm a bad brother who doesn't know his
exact age, was doing a homework assignment.
And when I was reading the homework assignment, I cringed a
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little bit because one of the questions was if Danny is doing
a Fortnite dance for five hours and it burns blank calories per
minute, like how many calories will he burn?
Which first of all, if Danny is doing a Fortnite dance for five
hours, the kid needs to get someADHD medication.
Second of all, he needs to get alife because that's way too much
time to just be chill and doing a Fortnite dance.
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And finally, and most importantly, Danny needs to get
bullied. Obviously that's a joke.
Guys. Don't make fun of kids that are
doing Fortnite dances. Realistically I don't even think
fortnight is that bad of a game,but something about adults who
like Co opt things and try to make them swagtastic.
It is just is just cringe. But regardless, I kind of ask my
brother, I make a joke. I'm like oh wow you got
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fortnight homework? Is that your cool teacher?
And my brother who's 13 rolls his eyes and goes don't even get
me started. And whatever somebody says don't
even get me started. After I make fun of something I
usually want to get them started.
I just don't think that's an effective way to get people not
to get you started. Like, umm, man, why is that sign
there saying don't feed the crocodiles with your bare hands? 00:02:48,240 And then a dude with one hand
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goes, don't even get me started.You're like, Oh no, now I'm
getting you started, dude. How did you lose your hand?
Was it to a crocodile? How did you make a sign?
Like whenever somebody says don't get me started, I know
that there's a good story there and I really love stories.
So obviously I've started to push a little bit and I went,
no, no, now you got to tell me, bro, what's going on with this
teacher? He's giving you Fortnite
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homework. He's telling you that Danny is
doing dances for 18 hours at a time.
Like, what's up? And I guess even my mom
overheard the conversation because she walks in the room
and goes, oh, are you going to tell him about Mr. blah blah,
blah. And Reese just goes, I guess I
have to now. And my mom goes, this guy is
crazy. So obviously, all right, middle
school is a rough time. I understand, you know, you got
to relate to the children and and make them feel special and
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stuff. But my brother starts telling me
that the first day of school he walks into class and instead of
seeing a teacher in a suit in like a button down shirt or
whatever teachers are supposed to wear.
I'm not really familiar with teacher dress codes.
OK, there's not a single day where I've been Like the teacher
dress code is a polo shirt on Wednesdays followed up by a
simple cardigan wrapped around the blossom.
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Like I don't know, whatever teachers are supposed to wear.
But instead of that being worn by the teacher, when my brother
walks into school, he walks intoclass on the first day of
school. And this teacher is in a full
blown Fortnite cosplay as the Raptor skin ski mask on the desk
and everything. Like he is cosplay out and my
brother obviously confused with the rest of the children, sit
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down and they're like, okay, this is a little bit bizarre.
And when they're sitting there, the teacher opens his, you know,
introduction to the class where the teacher introduces
themselves and just let's them know what they're going to do
this year by saying, how many ofyou guys like Fortnite?
And I think, like most of the class raised their hand because
it's middle school. You know, like most of the kids
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are like, I mean, I, I guess I like Fortnite.
You know, it's not horrible. And he goes, now I love
Fortnite, OK? Like, I'm the type of person who
plays Fortnite every day. And the way my brother is
describing it, it wasn't like, yeah, I play a lot of Fortnite.
Like, it was like, you know, when the people come to your
school and they're trying to actrelatable and cool, you know,
it's a 25 year old man who's pretending to be 15, and he
spins the chair around and he goes, you know, as kids, us kids
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got to stick together. He's like, yeah, this teacher is
trying so hard to be relatable that he's sitting there talking
about, oh, yeah, I love Fortnite.
Me and the boys hop on to get some dubs as the squad.
Except he's saying it like that.It wasn't like, yeah, you know,
me and the boys hopped on last night, caught a few dubs, and
then I went to bed. Me and the boys hopped on,
caught some dub skis while sitting back drinking some slurp
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juice on the good old fortnight battle Royale.
Like, the guy was just taking itto next level.
Cringe. But my brother's like, all
right, he's putting in effort. No big deal.
It's not the end of the world, whatever.
Which is pretty cringy, OK, Showing up to middle school the
first day in a fortnight cosplayand trying to relate to the
kids. Pretty cringe.
But you're just doing your job, you know, You're trying to be
relatable as a teacher. You're trying to get the kids to
like you. You're trying to get them
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excited for your class. I understand why you're doing
it, why you would think that dressing up as a Fortnite
character is a swagtastic idea. I can understand the thought
process, but it gets weirder. OK, so after that my brother
tells me that he would basicallymake Fortnite references maybe
once a day in class. You know, like when I was at
Salty Springs. Which is pretty cringe.
But like I said, you know, if you're just a teacher trying to
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relate to the kids, no big deal.But I guess a new Fortnite
season or something was coming out earlier in the school year.
It wasn't this latest one. And the teacher at the end of
the class one day says whoever gets the first victory Royale in
the class and gives me like, proof of it on Monday by taking
a picture, I'll give extra credit to.
And obviously not every kid in the class plays Fortnite.
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So when kids were like, well, you know what happens if I don't
play Fortnite, is there any way for me to get the extra credit?
The teacher says no, if you're not playing Fortnite, then I
don't really know if you deserveextra credit, which is insane.
OK, Like imagine a bunch of 12 and 13 year olds walking up to
you. Hey man, I don't play Fortnite.
Can I get some extra credit? You're like, oh, you don't play
Fortnite, You might as well as staple loser to your forehead
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and walk around with nothing because that's what you are, an
absolute 0. So this actually got the teacher
in a little bit of trouble. OK, He kind of got yelled at by
the Deans because some parents complained, which is kind of
Fair enough. All right, If you tell kids that
they don't deserve extra credit because they're not absolute pro
swagtastic Fortnite gamers, that's pretty lame.
And then after this situation, he doesn't talk about Fortnite
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for a bit. But about halfway through Season
10A, Fortnite season XI, I think.
So Season 10, yeah, my brother walks into class and his epic ID
is on the board. And he asked kids to start
adding him and playing Fortnite with him, which I mean, is all
right. I guess.
Like, I can understand being like, oh, yeah.
You know, hey, kids, I'm a relatable teacher.
I'm a Fortnite gamer. But was actually encouraging
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kids that he thought were going to be good at Fortnite to play
with him. Like my brother, you know, he's
kind of known around school as as a bit of a gamer and he's
pretty good at Fortnite. I can't even cap.
So when the teacher was asking who was good at Fortnite, a
couple of my brother's friends were like, Oh my that that kids
really good listen my brother's name.
And he was like begging my brother to add him on Fortnite,
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which is just cringe. OK Like my brother is 13 you
shouldn't be harassing a 13 yearold to add you on Fortnite so
you can play with him. Like that's just weird bro.
Now you might be thinking there's no way it gets worse,
but this video isn't over yet sotrust me it does.
So after all that cringe once again, everything's pretty
chill. And about a week after that, he
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walks into class one day and is telling all of the students
about how he's so sore because he got a new tattoo.
And I guess one of the students was like, oh, what did you get?
Like, what's your tattoo? Right.
And this teacher proceeds to roll up the sleeve and on his
shoulder. I am not kidding you.
My brother tells me that he has a giant portrait of the Raptor
(08:28):
skin from Fortnite tattooed on his shoulder forever.
OK. And that's something you might
get if you're 13 and Fortnite ispopular.
Like, you're 13 and you're like,oh, I'm going to get a Fortnite
tattoo because Fortnite is the greatest game ever made.
And I'm never going to regret this in my life.
But this dude is like a grown man in his 30s who now has a
Fortnite character permanently tattooed on his shoulder.
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The dude's not married, so I don't understand how he's going
to go on a date and explain that.
Yeah, you know, this tattoo means a lot to me.
You know, this one's for my grandma, but this one's way more
important. OK.
This one is actually a Fortnite character because I just love
Fortnite so much. You know the video of the kids
that are like, we like Fortnite,like Fortnite, like that's
that's basically what this dude has on his shoulder now is a big
(09:11):
poster saying I like Fortnite and I'm not usually one to judge
people based upon their choices.If you want to get a tattoo,
that's fine. But if you're giving kids extra
credit for playing Fortnite and you're begging kids to add you
on Fortnite and you get a Fortnite tattoo, you might be a
little too obsessed with Fortnite.
All right, like this dude needs to go to rehab, but not for a
crack addiction, but because he plays Fortnite way too much.
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So he's got a Fortnite tattoo. He's begging kids to play
Fortnite with him. He's giving kids extra credit
for getting dubskis on Fortnite.So my brother decides that he's
going to play Fortnite with thisteacher, right?
So he adds them on Epic and and they're playing together, which
is so weird. OK, I don't think I could ever
play video games with my teacher.
Maybe it's different in small towns or whatever, but when you
(09:52):
live in Las Vegas, which is a pretty big city, you don't play
Xbox with your teacher, All right?
You're never like AO teacher. You're trying to hop on the new
Call of Duty later today, huh? Is that something you're into?
Like not once did I ever play Call of Duty or any video games
with my teacher. I don't think I would even want
to. I swear a lot when I play video
games. The last thing I want to be
doing is chilling with Miss Jefferson in a Call of Duty
(10:13):
lobby and just start dropping F bombs and have her like report
me to the Dean's office for being naughty.
But regardless, my brother decided to add him and play with
him because he was struggling inthe class and thought it might
get him some extra credit, whichis pretty fair.
I mean, this teacher has alreadyoffered extra credit once.
OK, so the fact that like, you know, he's swagged out asking
you to play Fortnite and you're pretty good at Fortnite, I would
take the odds too, dude, if I could squeak out a couple extra
(10:33):
credit points, we're just playing for today with my
teacher, I would go for it. So my brother's playing Fortnite
with this teacher, right? And after about an hour of
playing, he says, all right, dude, I've got to go.
I've got to, you know, do homework for your class.
And the teacher says, and I don't know if this is true
because it's my brother telling me, oh, you don't have to worry
about that. I'll give you credit.
Can you just stay on? We're getting wins that I really
(10:53):
want to keep playing. And my brother also tells me
that this dude is terrible at Fortnite.
Like, OK, you know, you don't have to be good at a video game
to enjoy it. But if you're going to get a
tattooed on your body, the leastyou could do is be good at it.
All right, Like I understand you're obsessed with Fortnite,
but you should be good at something you're obsessed with,
OK like I wouldn't expect somebody to be obsessed with
biking but not be able to ride abike.
Like this dude is basically telling a 13 year old do not do
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homework for his class in order to keep playing Fortnite and
catching dubs, which is the weirdest thing of all time.
But my brother is like, all right, I mean I'd rather play
Fortnite than do homework anyway.
So he stays on and keeps gaming and sure enough, the teacher
gives him credit for the assignment.
And I guess my mom kind of was like, didn't want to be involved
in this because as soon as he started talking about that, she
left the because I mean, as a parent, OK, I want my kid to do
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my homework, but at the same time, if my kid can get an A by
gaming with their teacher, All right, I mean, hey, hey, you
know, do you bro get that grind on?
So, yeah, my brother's teacher is obsessed with Fortnite to the
point where he got a Fortnite character tattooed on his arm.
Massively is trying to give kidsextra credit for being pro
Fortnite gamers and is letting kids not do homework so they can
keep playing Fortnite with him And the the piece that
(12:02):
resistance. All right, you might be
thinking, Ryan, there's no way that this guy can get weirder.
There's no the way that this teacher can get any more
obsessed with Fortnite other than having a tattoo a Fortnite
on his arm and letting kids not do homework so they can game and
carry him to victory royales on the good old fashioned Fortnite
swag train. And I thought that too.
And so my brother says, but we've actually had so much
(12:23):
homework in his class this week.And I'm like, oh, that's weird.
Why did you guys get so much homework in his class?
And he goes, well, he's been gone all week.
And we've had a substitute and Igo, oh, he's been gone like all
week this week. And my brother goes, yeah.
And I'm like, oh, that's weird. Why was he gone all week?
And he goes, why do you think? And I'm like, I don't know.
And he goes, well, I'll tell youthis.
When I logged into Fortnite mobile the other day at school,
guess who was online on his Xboxplaying Fortnite for the entire
(12:46):
week. This teacher took an entire week
off of school to play the new Fortnite season.
Not a day, not two days, not three days, the entire week off. 00:12:59,720 And you know, earlier this week,
I don't know if you guys play Fortnite.
I don't mind Fortnite. I really don't.
There was the black hole thing, so you couldn't play it anyways,
meaning that this dude took two days off of school to stare at a
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black hole. So yeah, that's what's going on
with my brother's teacher who iscreepily obsessed with Fortnite. 00:13:15,480 Hopefully you guys enjoyed.
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