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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know that I'm not Today has
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over the back of your head. I've seen him do it to a bunch
of weird people in the library. It was kind of terrifying, so I
wouldn't risk it, but uh, yeah. Without further ado, let's get
into it. Anyways, guys, today I have a
story of absolute pro revenge ona terrible boss.
I think everybody who's like, had a job knows what it's like
to have a terrible boss. OK, You're walking into work.
You're just trying to do your thing.
And your boss is like, excuse me, Susan, your uniform isn't up
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to code. And you're like, what, What are
you talking about? My uniform's fine.
And she's like, your shoelaces are white and they're supposed
to be black. Like everybody's had that one
boss that just is an absolute turd muncher.
And today's story is about somebody that actually got
revenge on their terrible boss. So big shout out to you.
I did get the story off the pro revenge subreddit though, So
yeah, without further ado, let'sget into it.
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Anyways, guys, one time I had a boss who was such a control
freak that she demanded to know specifically why I was calling
out sick every single time I did.
You know, I understand if a bossis like, hey, I don't believe
you were sick. Can you get me a doctor's note
or whatever? But like you would call this
lady and be like, hey, I can't come into work.
And she'd be like, what's wrong with you?
What specifically did you WebMD it?
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Did you know that you actually have bladder stones?
Did you know that I was in your bathroom last night and looked
through of your belongings and realize that your toothpaste
doesn't have fluoride in it? Like she was a control freak who
demanded to basically control every single aspect of your life
if you were working with her, which I understand, you're the
boss, okay? But if we're chilling in the
back of my office, you don't need to know why I can't come
into work, all right? What if I've got diarrhea or
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something? It's just really none of your
business, Karen. Okay, and to be honest, I'm not
the type of guy that normally gets sick a lot.
Like I'm really not. I'm one of those people that
very rarely get sick. It's not very often that I need
to take a sick day. It's not very often that I take
a day off. I actually really enjoy working.
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You know, there's a reason I've
uploaded basically every day on this channel since the start of
the year is because I like to get work done.
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I like to feel productive. That's something that I enjoy.
So it's not very often that I have a situation where I can't
work. So whenever I was sick, you
know, once in a blue moon and this boss would get annoyed, it
would make it almost even worse because I was so consistent at
being on work on time that this lady's like sudden inkling to
know every single detail about why I was sick was even more
annoying than it already would be.
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So one day I called out sick because I thought I had, you
know, food poisoning, which mostpeople have had once or twice.
And food poisoning sucks. Like, to be honest, food
poisoning is the equivalent of Jesus basically punching you in
the groin and saying good luck. Like that is the amount of
uncomfortableness and sickness you get with food poisoning.
Food poisoning I would not wish upon my worst enemy ever.
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So I call out of work because I'm basically crapping my brains
out every 15 minutes along with vomiting All right I don't know
if you've ever been on the toilet with stuff coming out of
both ends, but it really is not a good feeling like it's not a
peaceful calm feeling washing over you that you feel great
about It's really not fun. There was no way I would have
been able to work so regardless,I texted her and I said hey I'm
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not going to be able to come into work today.
It's just not going to happen and she keeps like pressing me.
What are your symptoms? What's wrong with you?
What's this? What's that?
And so finally I've had enough of her pressing me about what's
wrong with me, OK? Like, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Karen? You ever think about that, huh?
You ever think about what society would think?
I'm the Joker. So whatever.
I finally had enough. And I basically say, hey, I am
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not physically capable of working today, and you're not
allowed to ask me personal questions about my medical
history, so please, please stop.Like, I don't want to sit here
and tell the boss that I'm goingto go have to look in the eye
tomorrow, that I can't work because I'm crapping my brains
out because I ate bad sushi. Like, that's not a conversation
that anyone to have with their boss.
Hey, Jim, why were you at work yesterday?
Well, man, you ever had diarrheaand be puking at the same time?
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It's kind of crazy. It's a little bit of an overload
on your senses like that. That's never very fun.
So I send the text basically saying, hey, you can't ask me.
I just physically can't work. And she starts threatening me.
And it's basically like, if you can't prove that you can't come
into work, then you're not getting an absence.
Like I'm sorry, you will be punished.
I will write you up if you do not come up with a verifiable
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excuse that I think is valid foryou to miss work.
And like, damn bro, what if I got hit by a car?
It's really none of your business.
So whatever. This is where the pro revenge
kicks in. So I'm about to send her
something horrific, something that she can't Unsee and she
wouldn't be able to do anything about about it since she
technically asked for it. Like, fine, you want proof that
food poisoning makes me unable to do my job?
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You asked for it, but you don't get to complain when I send you
things that you don't want to see.
OK? Like, I promise you, if anybody
ever says, hey, I got food poisoning, want to see what it
looked like, the answer to that is no, because it looks like a
crime scene. All right?
You know when CSI when the dudesin and he's like, oh, the
splatter on the wall indicates that it was a hammer strike from
the left hand side. Yeah, there's splatter marks for
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food poisoning too. But you don't want to know.
It's like you can clearly tell that Hot Cheetos were the thing
that gave him food poisoning. Like you do not want to see a
graphic image of somebody's roomafter they've had food
poisoning. It's really not fun.
Yes, this is a kind of gross details, but it's it's, it's
what you guys got to know. It's the story.
And I actually had had a couple days off before I was supposed
to go in. And being that I was living in
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the bathroom for more than two days.
OK, the inquiry was like on the first day when I said Hey, I
probably won't be able to come in because food poisoning is not
fun. Basically, I was having
aggressive diarrhea every like 15 to 30 minutes in the worst
abdominal pain that I'd ever experienced.
I had lost my crap, literally, and took a pretty disturbing
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picture right after me painting the bowl brown before I flushed,
right? And I sent it to her because I
was like, oh, you want proof that I can't work?
You want proof that I can't comein, fine, fine.
But it's your funeral. You are the person that wants to
see this. OK, no joke, it looks like I
power washed the inside of the toilet with feces and built a
turd island in the middle of thewater.
It honestly looked like a poop volcano had erupted all right.
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Like I didn't even know that my stomach could contain so much.
And yes, this is gross. I understand a couple of you are
thinking about clicking off the video right now.
I don't want to have to tell youthis either, but it's important
to the story because where the story is going, you just need to
know that it was a very graphic image that most people don't
want to see. It's not something that most
people want to see. Like if this is going to be on
TV, there would be a warning beforehand.
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Warning graphic content is aboutto be on display.
You might want to consider getting small children out of
the room before they are permanently and irreversibly
traumatized by the pictures about to be displayed on screen.
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So I send her the poop Picasso
painting, the poop Mona Lisa, and I say this is happening
every 15 to 30 minutes and I haven't been able to leave the
bathroom for six hours. Here is your proof.
You can check the timestamp of the picture and also send the
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screen of the timestamp and I'lllet you know as soon as I can if
I'll be in tomorrow. All right, so after three days
off, I show up to work sleep deprived and sore from sleeping
on my bathtub and on the floor for 2.5 days and my butt is not
having any of it. OK, but I'm finally through the
the worst of the sickness and I get there and the boss walks up
to me and immediately escorts meinto her office where our
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regional HR Rep is waiting for me.
Meaning that she called corporate and said hey, you know
the guy in charge of HR for the state.
Yeah, send him down immediately.I've gotten a very inappropriate
picture from a worker. Keep in mind she was bothering
me and asking me to send her proof.
Like look, if you ask for proof that I have diarrhea and I send
you proof, you can't get mad at me.
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Like I didn't want to send you it.
I warned you it was going to be gross and you were like, no,
it's not, you need to send me proof immediately that you can't
come into work. So that's exactly what I did.
So we all sit down and immediately the HR guy has
paperwork in front of him and isdiscussing the incident with me
and gets me to acknowledge what I did was basically considered
under corporate terms, sending unprovoked and offensive content
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to coworkers and it constitutes harassment and blah blah blah
blah blah. And asked me to sign a final
write up. Like basically saying that if I
do anything again along these lines, I'm going to be fired.
And, you know, at this point, I've had enough.
This job is not worth the crap I'm putting up with.
See what I did there? Because she was the one putting
up with my crap. You know, she asked for a
picture of the crap and then gotmad that I sent a picture of the
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crap. Yeah, I'm pretty clever.
I know. Give me my 500 IQ points,
please. I'm.
I'm really good at this. But before I sign anything, like
before I sign this final warningthat basically says that what I
did was wrong and I'm going to be fired if it happens again, I
asked the guy, you know, did, did my supervisor tell you why I
sent this? And he's like, well, you know, I
don't really think that anythingalong these lines is excusable.
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And, you know, I don't think there's any reason why you
should send such offensive content unprovoked.
And I kind of smirk and go unprovoked.
What did what did she tell you happened?
Like, what was her explanation to you as to why you needed to
come in immediately and yell at me?
Like, what did she say? The situation that led up to
these events happened. You know, like, let's ask
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ourselves, huh, why? Why am I here?
What has led me to this moment? What have I done with my life?
A few years ago I was in collegewith big dreams and now I'm an
HR Rep traveling around the country yelling at kids for
sending pictures of their poop to the boss.
No what what has happened to getto this moment?
And he slides me this picture ofa screenshot, like he had
printed out the screenshot that basically says, you know,
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something along the lines of deleting everything in the
exchange except the pictures saying sorry, I need to take a
sick day. And the picture she took out and
deleted her asking me for the picture, her harassing me about
the picture, me saying, hey, youprobably really don't want to
see the picture. Like she deleted all of the
context from it. And I just left the sorry I'm
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sick. And then the picture that I had
sent. So obviously this looks bad.
No wonder this guy thinks I'm like a disgusting cretin because
according to the screenshot thathe has provided from my boss,
you know, I just randomly decided to drop this picture in
her DMS. I was just sitting there like
sorry, I'm sick. Here's a picture then, which it
which would be kind of funny like OK, is it funny?
No, but it but it is kind of funny.
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Like imagine just you're just chilling there and your Co
worker sends you in a picture. Hey, I can't work with just a
picture of a turd. Like I'm sorry if that makes me
a terrible person for laughing at that.
But I'm not going to lie, that would be pretty hysterical if I
was just chilling and a Co worker sent me that.
You know, if me and Ben were supposed to make a video and I
got that with hey, can't record,like I would be giggling.
I'm not going to lie. If that makes me weird, then
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that makes me weird. But anyways, he shows me this
text and I laugh and pull out myphone and said here's the full
exchange without any messages deleted.
And he asks me to leave and givethem about like a couple minutes
to go over everything. And I say, yeah, sure, no
problem. I put my phone on airplane mode
so that way texts don't start rolling in because the last
thing I need is one of my friends texting me like, yo,
bro, you still got diarrhea right when my guy is reading the
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messages on my phone, you know, like that's just no bueno.
It almost, and I also didn't want, you know, like something
to just roll in that he didn't need to see because I'm a
private person. So I give him the phone and
about 10 minutes later, he callsme in by myself and explains to
me that she was the harasser andshe had aggressively violated
privacy laws that would be dealtwith and to call him if anything
like this happens again. So at this point, I'm taking the
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victory. OK, diarrhea might have actually
been the best thing to ever happen to me because now my
jerky boss who just won't respect people's privacy has
gotten shown up and tried to lieabout me.
And I think that's the worst part.
All right, it wasn't like she was just mad that I sent this
picture. It's the fact that she purposely
deleted every text message that made it obvious what had
actually happened just in an effort to make me look worse,
like that's just not dope. I found out from another one of
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the assistant managers that she was the one that ended up
getting a final warning, which was if you do anything like this
again, you're going to get fired.
And the corporate guy, the regional HR manager, actually
almost fired her on the spot because it was so inappropriate.
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And basically they took her
promotion away. Like she was about to get a
store promotion and be in chargeof the region.
And they ended up taking that regional promotion away because
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they were just so shocked at thedisgusting, like display of,
hey, you know, I'm going to treat my Co workers like garbage
and then I'm just going to blamethem for it whenever they
respond. Like, send me a picture and then
I send a picture and you're going to try to make me look
bad. That's not a good look.
So they didn't end up promoting her.
So yeah, if you ever have a bossthat's questioning your sickness
and wants to play doctor and question if it's a valid reason
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not to work, just send them a diarrhea pic and they'll either
leave leave you alone or give you lawsuit material and not get
a promotion. But on that note guys, that's
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Peace.