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stop it....please...I can't take it anymore

Episode Transcript

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What's going on, guys? It's your boy scrub here.
Back again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
And today, ladies and gentlemen,I've got a subscriber story that
was sent in to me about this dude who had an experience with
like, an evil babysitter, which,you know, we've had a couple of
these on the channel before. And it always surprises me how
much babysitters suck. Like, you know, out of every job

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you can choose, if you hate kids, picking the one where you
have to watch kids just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
But yeah, regardless, you know, I know if you like picking jobs
that make you hate your life, then you'll love today's story
time. But before we get into it, be
sure to press the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam
whatsoever. You will have an evil
babysitter. Yeah, that's right.

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Ladies and gentlemen, if you're too old for a babysitter, well,
think again. If you don't press the like
button, your parents are going to get you one anyways.
And yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
All right, so as I said, today'sstory is a subscriber story that
was sent in. And the sub that sent this in is
going to be named Danny for today's video.
And this takes place when Danny was about 8 years old, which,

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you know, is around the age thatyou need a babysitter at 'cause
you're a little bit too young tobe home alone.
You know, you can't be like telling an 8 year old to cook a
Turkey in the oven. 8 year olds do need at least a little bit of
supervision. That being said, Danny being 8
years old, a young little whippersnapper who need a
babysitter, was in the unfortunate situation of having
two parents that ended up like working late often, you know,

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working nights. And because of that, they needed
a babysitter that they could have often late at night.
And so they kind of start looking around for somebody.
And sure enough, in the search for the babysitter, they end up
finding this neighbor a little bit down the road from them who
offers to babysit Danny. You know, and this kid who
offers to babysit Danny, he's probably about 17 years old.

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He's one of the, you know, cooler kids in the neighborhood,
if that makes any sense. And Danny is actually pretty
excited about the fact that thisguy's going to be babysitting
him. He thinks it's going to be fun.
He thinks it's going to be easy.And truthfully, it should be
like, you know, I babysit sat some family friends of mine
before and like it really is theeasiest job on the planet.
You just have to like entertain a kid for a couple hours and

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they pay you. But for whatever reason, this
kid like already off the bat, the first time he comes to
babysit, this dude already has amassive problem and goes down as
one of the worst babysitters ever.
So whatever, the first night that this kid is going to
babysit Danny, he comes over. His parents are there obviously
to like introduce them a little bit more, make sure everything
goes smoothly. And you know, this kids

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obviously on his best behavior because his boss is right there
and he's telling Danny that they're going to do all these
fun things. They're going to build forts,
They're going to have nerf fights.
They're going to have so much fun.
And Danny is low key excited. He's like, yo, this is going to
be sick. Most of my babysitters before
this were like old ladies. So it'll be fun to have somebody
that can like, you know, build aFort with me or whatever.
And, you know, they're all smiling.

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Everything's all good until his parents leave.
And as soon as his parents walk out the door, it was like a
switch flipped in this dude. He turns to Danny and, like,
grabs him by his collar, gets a couple inches away from his face
and tells him, you know, if you tell your parents about what I'm
going to do tonight and like, I'm going to kill you, do you
understand? And Danny, the little kid is
like, obviously horrified of this situation.

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You know, he didn't even try to be nice and, like, convince
Danny to be quiet. He just jumped straight to
threatening him as soon as his parents left.
And the babysitter looks at him and he's like, I'm throwing a
party at this house tonight and you're not going to tell
anybody. Do you get it?
Like, just reiterating that, youknow, there would be
consequences if he didn't get it.
And Danny is like, all right, man, I don't want any trouble.

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You know, he's only 8 years old,but he's like, dude, you seem
angry. So I'm just going to agree.
And the babysitter sends Danny up to his room and he goes up
there, you know, obviously not trying to get into a situation
where his babysitter's going to freak out.
And he goes to his room. And he's not that bad about
going to his room. He had a Nintendo DS, he had ATV

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in there. So he's kind of just chilling.
And one rule that he had made sure that like or not really
made sure, one rule that he was sure that he had heard his
parents say to the babysitter before they left was that they
wanted didn't want anyone comingover.
They wanted to make sure that heknew there was no guests allowed
over. And obviously because his
babysitter had said he was throwing a party, he was like, I
don't know about that. My parents kind of stressed that

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like that was the one really strict rule.
And as he's kind of stressing about the fact that his
babysitter might throw a party, he starts to like hear people
start to show up downstairs and come into his house.
And obviously, you know, he's already freaking out because he
thinks he's going to get in trouble for it.
But like, it sounds like the flow of people just doesn't
stop. Do you know what I mean?
Instead of like the crowd eventually coming to an end and

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the noise kind of quieting down,it just sounds like more and
more people are coming in and ifanything the noises are getting
louder. So it's obvious to daddy at this
point that his babysitter is like throwing a party party.
He had probably had this plan for a while, he knew like his
parents were going to be gone tonight, so he just figured he
would throw it here instead of his own house.
Anyways, Danny is just kind of sitting there freaking out about

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the fact that his parents are going to be pissed when they
come home and see what's gone onand he's just still hearing more
people coming to the party. It's probably about an hour at
this point and there's still people showing up.
And Danny is 8, but he's not like an idiot kid.
He's kind of sitting there and he's thinking and he's like, I
don't really know what my babysitter's plan could be in
the situation because my parentsare going to come home at like

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1:00 in the morning. That's what they had said.
And it's 7 right now. But like, the party's just
started. How in the world is he going to
throw this party and get it cleaned up before my parents
come home? And if even an 8 year old is
thinking about the fact that your plan is stupid, it's
probably not a very good plan. Regardless.
He's stressing out. And he hears people start to
come upstairs at this point where his room is in the party

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and kind of in that hallway too.So he decides to like crack the
door open and just kind of see what the situation is.
And so he cracks open the door. And he's a short little kid, so
he kind of looks out and all he sees is like just a sea of
people's legs in the hallway, dude.
Like, he can't see across his own hallway to the other side
because there's so many people upstairs.

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And at that point, you know, hisfear basically double S He's
like, ah, crap, this is really not good.
Our house is absolutely packed for all people.
My parents had one rule. We're going to get in so much
trouble. And, you know, because he's a
little kid, he decides at that point that like, he's going to
hide under the covers. Like he's just not even going to
bother dealing with this. He's just too afraid to even,

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you know, look anymore or try tolisten.
So whatever. He's hiding under the covers.
And probably about an hour has passed at this point.
And he had been hearing the party go down, but now all the
sounds of the party like start to fade out and he just starts
to hear stuff getting broken. He starts hearing smashing and
yelling people like egging each other on to break stuff.

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He starts hearing plate starts to crack.
And at that point, this kid who's already stressed out is
incredibly stressed. He's like, ah, crap, dude.
Like they're literally going to destroy the house.
And as stuff starts getting broken downstairs, he he hears
like a bunch of footsteps rushing downstairs to from
upstairs. And at that point he wants to
see what's going on. See how, how bad the chaos is?

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So he opens the door and, like, gets down on his, on his, like,
hands and knees and crawls over to the banister that's upstairs
and looks down into the living room so he can see what's going
on. But, like, they won't see him
looking. Do you know what I mean?
And he sees the living room absolutely destroyed, like this
living room that used to be all clean and organized that his mom
had set up. Yeah, not too much anymore.

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It had basically just become what you would expect a party
with like 100 people at it to doto a living room if they did not
care about it. The coffee table split in half.
There's like holes in the walls.Dude.
There's literally a part of the sliding glass door where they
had shattered the glass. One of the cabinet doors had
been ripped off. It just looks like a riot broke
out, You know, not even necessarily a party.

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And, you know, Danny is just kind of scanning the situation,
trying to take it all in, realizing just like how screwed
the situation is. And as he's doing that, he sees
the babysitter and the babysitter has a drink in one
hand, a plate in the other. And he goes, F this place.
And he smashes the plate on the ground and then slams his head
through some drywall. And listen, I think like

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everybody's accidentally put a hole in drywall in some point.
It's not like it's the hardest thing to do.
It's not the strongest material.That being said, still not
something that I would choose toheadbutt.
I feel like I wouldn't really choose to headbutt anything.
It's just not a fantastic karatemove in my personal opinion.
But hey, he like headbutts his way through the plaster.
And at that point, Danny is justkind of in shock, like nobody

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has even noticed this little kidcrawling around on the banister
spying at it, and he just doesn't know what to do.
So he decides to just go back into his room and wait until his
parents get home to do somethingabout it.
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Thanks. And so he goes back to his room
and at that point he starts freaking out because, you know,
8 year olds aren't the most logical people.
And he starts thinking that somehow he's going to get blamed

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for this. Like somehow 8 year old me is
going to get blamed for destroying the entire living
room. And obviously an 8 year old
wouldn't be able to do the damage that he did.
Like, unless he was possessed bya demon like the Exorcist.
I don't know how an 8 year old would be ripping cabinet doors
off their hinges and breaking sliding doors, you know, like it
would just be a little difficultfor him.
And as Danny's sitting there freaking out about how he might

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get in trouble, dude, possibly the worst thing to hear in that
situation happens. And he starts to hear sirens.
I guess like in the commotion, obviously this wasn't normal for
this house. So one of the neighbors ended up
giving a call to the good old cops and being like, hey, this
does not seem ordinary. And so like, obviously, that
just does not calm Danny down inthe slightest because as soon as

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the sound of sirens, it's like coming into the house, everybody
starts fleeing. You know, obviously, the group
that had thrown this party like idiots did not think this
through because if the cops showed up, then they were really
going to be in trouble because it wasn't their house.
And if you've ever been at a party that gets busted before,
like, people scatter like cockroaches, it's just what
happened. So Danny looks out his window

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and he sees people kind of like,running in every direction, out
of the front door, out of the garage, out of the back, just
like, literally just boom, trying to get as far away from
the house as humanly possible. And so there's people sprinting
in every direction, and there's two cop cars outside.
And they get out. And at that point, most of the
house had emptied out. And Danny decides to just stay
in his room. He's like, look, I don't know

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what's really going on. I'm just going to stay right
here and not move. And he hears, you know, people
kind of like going through the house, almost like they're
searching it. And it sounds like they're not
really finding anything. So the cops finally get to his
room, and they knock. And he's like, I'm here, you
know, And they open the door. And they're really confused
because, like, imagine you just checked this house.
That's trash, dude. There was just, there's a bunch

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of people running from it. There's this crazy party, and
you're walking through it, and you find this, like, this random
little kid sitting up here. Anyways, they're obviously like,
oh, hey, not what we expected tofind.
Are you OK? Like, are you OK?
And he says yes. And then they ask the obvious
question of like, well, what happened?
Because there's nobody here. And he just starts spilling the

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story because he's horrified at that point.
Like he starts telling him aboutthe babysitter threatening him,
the part where, you know, he hadlike been throwing everything
and smashed just head through the wall, all the destruction
that he had found. And da, da, da, da, da.
And the cops are kind of sittingthere and they're like, all
right, well, there was nobody else in the house.
So, you know, we're glad you're OK, but there's nobody else

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here. Like, I guess somehow, some way,
this kid had for some reason thought that like, this was the
best way to go about it, throw aparty and then literally flee.
Obviously didn't think about thefact that like they had hired
him to be the babysitter and it would have been obvious who was
accessing the house and obviously didn't realize that he
had left the kid. Anyways, the cops at that point

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call his parents and they come home and they're very upset
about the state of their house. Like, I don't think anybody
would be necessarily happy aboutthe fact that it looks like
their house got hit by a stage 7tornado like an E9 hurricane.
And you know. It had to have felt horrible but
obviously this moron babysitter did not think this through
because he only lived a few houses down.

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It wasn't like hard to track himdown when he lived 2 houses
away. So they go to talk to him and
sure enough there's this super hydrated babysitter.
If you don't know what hydrated means YouTube terms, you know
somebody drank a lot of something.
They got very hydrated. Anyways, he starts trying to
explain like very dumbly for some reason that it was Danny
the 8 year old. Like sure enough, his bad

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kneeling about somehow this getting all blamed on him came
to life. Dude, like he really was right.
Somehow this guy was going to try to blame it on this kid.
So he really tried to say that like after his parents had left,
right? Danny had gotten possessed by
something. An ancient spirit was his best
guess. Those were his words, right?
And, you know, all the sudden had started flying around

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destroying the house. And he obviously tried his best
to stop him, but at some point, Danny was just too strong and he
had to leave to save him. You know, like, I couldn't save
the house. Yeah, he went the exorcism
route, bro. Literally what the, the 8 year
old possessed by a demon destroyed everything.
It wasn't me. And then like, after the house
got destroyed, he left because he just couldn't defeat the

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demon. And obviously the cops don't
believe that even for a second. Because when they pulled up, I
don't think this guy had thoughtthrough the fact that they had
like, watched a bunch of people run out of the house very
quickly as if, you know, there had been a gathering or a party
inside because there was. And he didn't really have an the
answer for that one. Like when they pointed that out
and were like, OK, why were there a bunch of people here?
If it was like an exorcism? He was like, I don't know.

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And, you know, he was found to be responsible pretty quick.
But the craziest part about all of this is usually you would
think in a situation where people are like caught that red
handed that it would be pretty easy for the cops to do
something about it. But this dude had loaded
parents. And, you know, Danny's parents
knew that if they tried to, like, actually press charges on
this kid, his parents were just going to get him lawyers that

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were really good out the wazoo. And it was going to just be a
giant pain in the butt, a very expensive battle to get anything
done about it. So his rich parents instead were
like, hey, we'll just pay for the damages, and we'll make this
entire thing disappear. And because his parents just
didn't feel like having a massive long legal battle, they
were like, all right, fine, I guess, and just ended up taking
the money instead. So you kind of got away with it.

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And As for like his parents, what they thought about it,
dude, they were like, kids will be kids, am I right?
Like I don't know man, kids might be kids, but like I never
really went over to a neighbor'shouse and threw a party while I
locked their kid in his bedroom.That just seems kind of out
there. But hey, I guess raise your kid
whoever you want. If they're crazy, that's on you.
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I'm we've got a story time that is going to make every older
sibling cringe with just as you guys can tell from the title
today we've got a story time about how this guy's little
brother ended up smashing his PSfive.
The fact the little brother is still standing is proof that
family is thicker than water or like what it bloods thicker than
water. Regardless, it should be a

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pretty fun video, not for the guy whose PlayStation got
broken, but for us. Be sure to press the like button
or no joke, no scam. Yours is going to get smashed.
And without further ado, let's get.

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All right, so I personally have a younger sibling who lived with
me who was a little bit younger than me to the point where I
didn't really have to share too much with them.
Like there were a couple incidents where we would get
into fights, but for the most part he was too young to play
the Xbox 360 when I was really into it.
And then by the time he was old enough to be into it, I had my
own so we avoided most of it. That being said, I had plenty of

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friends that had little siblingsthat would get bossed around.
So when I saw this in the Instagram DM saying like my
brothers smashed my PlayStation five, my interest got piqued,
you know, and I guess this kid had been saving up his money
from his first job for a while to be able to get a PlayStation
5 back when they were announced.And somehow, by the grace of
God, he was one of the lucky souls that had been able to

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pre-order one before every single bot in America just got
all of them. And now they're being sold for
like 800 apiece. He was one of the people that
actually got a PlayStation and you know, he had earned it with
his own money. He had worked at his job to pay
for it. And so so he felt like he didn't
have to share it. In fact, he had also bought a
monitor and a desk for his room so he could play his PS5 in

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there. And his parents were cool with
it because he had paid for it, obviously.
But the rule previously to him getting his own PlayStation and
his own monitor was that all thegame consoles were the families,
you know, like the family had anXbox, the family had a
PlayStation, the family had the Switch.
And those you had to share because it wasn't like you had
your own, you know, if you were playing for an hour and your

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brother wanted to play, well then guess what, buddy?
You had to give him a turn, which is part of the reason he
thought the play as PS 5 was so sick.
Like it was the first time he was going to be able to play for
9 hours straight and have nothing annoying him about it.
So he gets the PS5, he gets it set up.
And naturally, his little siblings, his little brothers
are like, yo, can we please watch?
He has two younger brothers and one of them is really cool.

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And then the youngest 1 is like an entitled brat.
And he's like, yeah, you guys can watch for a bit.
But when I play with my friends,you guys got to get out of
there. Obviously when you're playing
with the boys, you talk a littlebit different, differently than
like when your little siblings are around.
You know what I'm saying? So he lets him watch for a bit
and he tells him to leave and the older 1 is fine.
He goes to leave and the youngerones like, all right, it's my
turn. And this kid is probably about 7

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years old. And the older brother looks at
him and goes, no, that's not howthis one works.
Like you don't get turns on thisone.
It's mine. And the little brother is like,
no, I want to turn. You are playing like you need to
give me a turn. So he explains to him, no, I
bought this with my money. I don't have to let you play.
And the little brothers starts doing what everyone dreads.
Dude, he starts crying. Doing.

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Mom. Mom and if you have a little
sibling, you know, especially ifit's the baby, that like no
matter what the situation is, your mom is going to side with
the youngest one. It's her baby.
She doesn't care if he's committed 87 felonies, 47
murders. You know, he could have 80
bodies in the basement right nowas we speak.
It's the baby and he's going to get what he wants.
So the mom comes in and is basically like telling the older

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brother that if he doesn't let his youngest brother play the
PlayStation for a bit, that it'svery rude and he's just being a
jerk and he's talking to his momabout like mom, I just bought
it, like I just got it. But sure enough, the mom doesn't
break. She's like, no, you should let
your little brother have a turn.Just guilt tripping him the way
moms do. And mom guilt is pretty hard to
overpower, dude. Like most guilt, you know, you

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can probably shrug off and keep going.
Mom guilt is next level. So this guy finally lets his
little brother play and after about 30 minutes he's like, OK,
that's your turn. That's enough.
And he takes the controller awayin the.
The little kid starts crying again.
The mom comes in, but this time she's like, look, hey, it's his
and you've had your turn. He was very nice to let you do
it, so let's leave your brother alone to play some games.

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So she takes his little brother out of the room, closes the
door, and for the next hour is the most unenjoyable gaming
session of this guy's life because his little brother is
throwing a temper tantrum on theother side of the door, banging
on the door, begging to play, you know, just exhausting his
parents. They're telling him to get away.
And after a while, his parents are like, will you please just

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let him play? And the kid tries to stand his
ground this time. He's like, no, I'm not going to
let him play. And the parents start to be
like, come on, please. Like he's freaking out.
And the kid starts to be like, no, he's freaking out like this
because you guys always cave andgive him what he wants.
So I'm not going to. He's spoiled.
And when he says that his littlebrother is spoiled, his little
brother is like. I am not spoiled, you take.

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That back and he's like, no, I'mnot going to take it back.
Look at you. Look at how spoiled you're
acting right now. This is how spoiled kids act,
like you are spoiled. And that's when his little
brother is like, take it back oryou're going to regret it.
And listen, I'm not saying that,you know, you should keep
pushing it when somebody hits you with that line.
But I'm telling you right now, if my little brother had the

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nerve to look me in the eye and say like, anything like that,
Yeah, it's on like Donkey Kong, bro.
So obviously he says you're spoiled, what you're going to do
about it. And that's when it happens.
Dude. The PlayStation was sitting on
the edge of his desk, kind of like the piece of his room, and
his little brother runs over with the speed that only little

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kids can muster, bro, just that uncatchable speed.
He picks up the PlayStation, lifts it above his head, dude,
and is like, this is what you'regoing to regret.
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story time now. Thank you and enjoy.
And with all the might a 7 year old can muster duty like slams
it down. And when he slams it down, one

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of the white like side pieces comes off.
And before he can even like really have time to react, dude,
he just leans back in five starshis brother as hard as he can.
For those of you that don't knowwhat a five star is, it's
basically what happens when you,you know, take the palm of your
hand and swing it as hard as youcan at somebody and it leaves

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like the mark of a hand on it. And obviously what is does that
his brother starts screaming. He's like, ow.
Because that was kind of the entire point of it.
You know, he wanted to, I hurt his brother a little bit and it
was more of like an instant reaction.
In retrospect, he was like, yeah, I wouldn't hit my 7 year
old brother again. That being said, in this
particular instance, you know, if somebody just destroyed

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something that you had spent months and months working for
right in front of you after, youknow, they just constantly were
begging to use it and you didn'twant to let them, you'd probably
be annoyed too. And if you have siblings, you
understand where this guy is coming from, right?
So his parents at that point getbetween them and they're like,
Oh my God, why would you do thatto the little kid?

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They're not yelling at the sun, which thanks goodness, bro.
Usually these end in somebody being like, why would you hit
your little brother that No, well, the parents are on his
side. They're like, Oh my God, I can't
believe he just did that. But the little brother is doing
anything but apologizing. Once he gets over the pain of
the five star, which definitely takes a bit.
Those things sting for a little.He starts saying that like he

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would do it again. And that's what his brother gets
for not wanting to share, you know, and people who don't share
don't deserve APS 5. And he's pissed, dude.
He starts looking at his PlayStation, hoping to be able
to salvage basically any of it because, you know, it's an
expensive console and it's not looking too good.
They're pretty fragile. But he's really hoping that
there's some way that he's goingto be able to like fix the

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situation. And sadly, Mr. PS 5 was was just
no longer going to be in a situation where it was doable to
be saved. And he ends up having to just
accept the fact that this PlayStation 5 he's worked hard
for is now just been bricked by his little brother who just
refused to accept the fact that he needed to wait his turn or
not have a turn. Bro, like it's not yours.

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I'm sorry I'm getting mad for this guy dude, I know your
little brother's 7, but tell himI hate him.
Jokes aside though, the kid is obviously very upset and his
parents are doing what they can to make it right.
You know, they're like, look, we'll get you another one, you
know? And he's pissed he's like mom,
you don't understand you can't get these consoles.
Like people are buying them they're sold out and his parents
are like, well then we'll just buy one on eBay.

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And keep in mind this is when they first came out and now
they're down to like 800. But there was a while they were
going for 1200 a pop right? So he explains to his parents
that like, if they're really going to want to have to get him
another one, it's going to be like 1200.
And his parents are like $1200. Why would you pay that for a
console? And he's like, look, you didn't
have to pay $1200 for a console.I was very lucky and got one for

(25:34):
resale. You guys just let your child
destroy something that I was already lucky to get.
That's why I'm pissed. And they're like, well, you
know, I guess whenever the pricecomes down, let us know when
we'll just buy you another one. And he definitely knew that the
price was going to not come downfor a while.
Even as I'm making this, there'sstill like $800 apiece.
In fact, you know, over on the Scrub a channel, I talked about

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how like PlayStation Fives actually have a part shortage
right now. So they're not even making
enough to meet demand. So this guy to this day doesn't
even have his PS 5 still becausehis parents were like, oh, we'll
just buy one when we can. And obviously, PlayStation Fives
have been sold out ever since. But what's even crazier, dude is
his brother's punishment for theentire thing.

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Destroying a PlayStation Five that his brother worked hard for
was only a time out. Dude, he got a 30 minute time
out in a lecture about like why you shouldn't destroy people's
things. And listen, I understand 7 is
young. I'm not saying that like he
should have been to prison or anything.
All I'm saying is that when I was seven years old, I

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definitely was smart enough to know that picking up the big
expensive electronic and slamming it on the ground was
not the right way to handle things, let alone breaking
anything. Anybody knew dude one time out.
No wonder this guy is pissed. He like really wanted me to use
his brother's name in this. I'm not going to because
regardless, dude, your brother'sseven.
I can't flame him that hard, butit is kind of funny that his

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parents just gave his brother a timeout.
Dude, yeah call me crazy here, but if I worked my balls off a
lot of PlayStation 5 and my brother destroyed it, there
would have been a couple five stars on his back after that
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your boy Scrubby here. Back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And today I've got a story time
for y'all that I think you guys are going to really enjoy.
It's about this dude stepbrotherthat ended up destroying his
entire setup, but it's way more embarrassing than you would even

(28:26):
expect, if that's possible. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. But press the like button or no
joke, no scam, your moms a hoe and let's go Nice racking her
ass. Brazilian, just turned 21, but
my banks a million. All right.
So this guy was hanging out at home and his parents had gone on
vacation and left him and his stepbrother home alone, which
usually is pretty sick. You know, you kind of just get

(28:47):
to do whatever you want. You can play video games as much
as you want. And that's kind of what him and
his stepbrother were up to. They hadn't seen each other very
much since their parents went out of town because they were
both just kind of like in their rooms playing video games,
hanging out, sometimes seeing each other in the kitchen to
like, warm up the microwave foodthey were eating.
But they were just kind of living the lives most of us do
when you're a kid and your parents go out of town, you

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know, And All in all, everythingwas pretty calm.
Of course, when you're both gaming, every now and then,
you're going to get mad at the game and yell at it.
But it wasn't like anyone was, like breaking anything or raging
or taking things too far. But on the third night that his
parents are out of town, the subscriber that sent this in to
me was sleeping. It's like 344 in the morning,
and suddenly he wakes up becausehe hears his brother screaming

(29:30):
at the video game. And their rooms are on opposite
ends of the house. And he really didn't hear him
yelling a whole lot. So he knows kind of like, right
away that his brother has to be really screaming.
And even though he's just woken up, it wakes him up right away
because he's like, oh, my God, did someone break into the
house? Like, is something happening to
my brother? Like, that is how loud his
brother is screaming that his first thought is that someone

(29:51):
broke into the house or something.
So he gets out of bed and he starts to, like, go across the
house. But as he's running across the
house, he realizes that if somebody really is in the house
attacking his brother, just running in there is not the best
idea. So he starts to like, you know,
go down the hallways very slowlyas strategically as possible
possible, doing his best to like, get into this position

(30:12):
where he can see what's happening to his brother.
And the door is closed when he gets to the hallway, but he can
hear just chaos in his brother'sroom.
It sounds like stuff's being smashed.
It sounds like stuff's being pulled off the desk.
And once again, his thought is like, oh, my gosh, somebody is
in there fighting my brother. Like, I have to get in there and
help him. So he swings open the door, and
he's like, what's going on in here?

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And he's really confused becausethe room is empty.
It's not like there's a burglar and his brother tussling, trying
to, you know, like Mission Impossible fight sequence their
way out of the room or anything.It's just his brother standing
there except like, you know, he's standing there in the
remains of what used to be on his desk, bro.
Like, I will say the monitor managed to survive this rage,

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but the keyboard had been like wiped off the desk.
He had pushed his PC off the desk, which definitely is worse
than the monitor. You know, if I had to pick
something to punch in a moment, you shouldn't punch any of your
stuff, right? But if you have to pick between
the computer and the monitor, OK, I feel like that should be a
simpler choice. I guess in his brother's rage,
he had just decided that shovingthe PC off the desk would be

(31:14):
easier. So obviously he's like, what is
happening right now dude. And his brother's like, you
don't understand man. This game is stupid.
I don't even know why people play it.
How could anyone like playing this game?
This is so dumb. And he's like, bro, just calm
down, calm down, calm down. Like you destroyed your room,
like calm down. And his brother finally, after
being told to calm down a bit, calms down a little.

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Like he's still very upset, but he's a little bit calmer and
he's like, all right, well, whathappened?
And he goes, all right, so I wasplaying this game and I just
could not win. Dude.
I've been playing it all day. I've like stayed up all night
playing, yet no matter how much I try to win, I just can't win.
And these kids were talking trash, dude.
And I just, I, I couldn't take it.
I got mad and I freaked out and did like, I'm sorry, you know,
obviously I took it too far, butI'm telling you, man, this game,

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dude, like it's insane how rage inducing it is.
This is nuts. And this guy and his stepbrother
are kind of close, but like, he's aware of the fact that his
stepbrother kind of has some anger issues, just gets too mad
about stupid stuff sometimes. But you know, he's like, all
right, destroying your room overa video game isn't the best
decision. But what game were you playing,
man? Like, what game are you playing
where it's making you this mad? Because everybody's gotten mad

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at a video game before, right? Like, if you've played video
games, that happens. But you know, what game are you
playing that gets you to the point where, like, you can't win
and you have to start destroyingeverything.
You know, I think you might havea problem with losing if you
have to break stuff because you lose a video game And his
stepbrothers, like I don't want to tell you what game it was.
You know, I just don't really feel like telling you.

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And he's like, no man, come on, tell me like what game is it?
Trust me, you know, I play videogames too.
Like I'll probably understand, but maybe just avoid playing it.
And his stepbrothers, like you promise you're not going to make
fun of me if you tell me what ifI if I tell you what game it is,
like you have to promise that you're not going to make fun of
me if I tell you what game I wasplaying when this happened.
And he's like, OK, I'm not goingto make you any promises, but I

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promise I'll try my best to understand.
Right? Which is very important wording
because you're not saying you'renot going to make fun one of
them if it's the most ridiculousthing you've ever heard.
You're just saying you're going to try not to make fun of him.
That leaves the possibility of failing open.
You know, if if it really doesn't go too well, you have
the ability to be like, actually, no.
And his stepbrother's like, fine, dude, I'll tell you.

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But I'm kind of embarrassed. Like I already know it was
silly. All right, guys, I'm going to
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Thanks. All right, man.
So I know it's kind of past its prime, but I was playing Fall
Guys and he can't help but laughand his stepbrother's like,

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dude, you promised you weren't going to make fun of me.
He's like, man, I'm not trying to make fun of you.
You just have to understand thatyou just told me that you
destroyed your entire gaming setup over Fall Guys in 2021.
And listen, I'm not going to hate anyone that plays Fall
Guys, all right? Play whatever you want to play.
It shouldn't matter what anyone thinks.
That being said, playing Fall Guys competitively in 2021,

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unless you're like already pro kind of weird dude, you know,
like to just be casually playingand not be able to win a game
and destroy your setup over thatgame is is one of the weirder
things I've heard. Right.
This is the equivalent of someone getting rage at Animal
Crossing and like destroying their Nintendo switch.
I mean, sure, I I guess I could understand how you'd get mad,

(34:25):
but like, how do you get that mad at that game?
It's not like it's a situation where he's in valor it and for
45 minutes he just has to listento somebody like make fun of him
and tell him how garbage he is and he just doesn't know there's
a mute button or something. But like fall guys out of
everything dude. Or imagine letting people talk
or talk trash to you in fall guys and then destroying your
room in response. That's not going to teach them a

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lesson dude. Like stop calling me bad at fall
guys or I'm going to break my computer.
They're like OK man all right. I mean, I guess if anything, if
I was on the other end of that, I'd be like, you're going to
break your computer over fall guys LMAO.
And then like that player disconnected, you know?
And his brother is like dude, ifyou don't get out of my room
right now, I'm going to break your setup next.

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And he's like, all right, dude, I make sure I'll go get on my
computer and uninstall fall guys.
And he laughs a little bit and he's leaving and his step
brothers like, and as he's leaving, he closes the door
behind him and like something heavy hits the door and he he
hears like the door kind of makea like a like a wood crunching
sound. And he opens it back up.
And his brother had this pool ball on the shelf.

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And as he was walking out of theroom, he had taken the pool ball
and thrown at him and he had just closed the door.
But like he had thrown that poolball hard enough that it had
gone into the door. It didn't go all the way
through, but you know how those interior doors are kind of
hollow. It was literally like embedded
in the door half of the pool wall.
And at that point he's like, allright, this guy is so mad at

(35:49):
fall guys that he was about to kill me.
Dude, I don't necessarily know that like I should be around
this dude if he's going to be playing video games, that might
make him mad anymore. So whatever.
He just kind of goes back to theroom and for the rest of his
parents vacation, he just avoidshis brother at pretty much all
cost, which is probably the bestway to go about it.
You know, if he's throwing pool balls at you and like trying his

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video games. So his parents come home and
they go into his brother's room and they're immediately like, Oh
my God, what happened? Then his brother starts trying
to his stepbrother starts tryingto spin this story about how
like he had gone into his room when his stepbrother was
sleeping and destroyed his computer because he had like,
not cooked him Hot pockets. And obviously the subscriber is
like, yeah, that's definitely not what happened.
He got mad at Fall Guys and likedestroyed his computer.

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And what ended up unraveling thestepbrother's entire story is he
couldn't handle his brother being like, no, you just got mad
at all guys like a little baby and broke your stuff.
And eventually when they were like kind of arguing about it,
he snapped. And he's like, I'm not a baby.
You don't understand. You weren't there.
You didn't hear how they were trash talking.
Me and his parents were there and they're like, wait, what do

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you mean? And obviously at that point it
kind of unraveled and it backfires on him because now not
only are you in trouble for destroying your entire gaming
setup and like, you know, his parents basically limited his
video game time quite a bit. But on top of that, now you're
in trouble for like trying to pin this entire thing on your
brother when you destroyed the setup the entire time.
I don't really understand peoplewho can like, you know, listen,

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everybody's gotten mad at a video game, but like, it's not
worth throwing a pool ball at your brother's head, bro.
I I really can promise you that.Anyways, guys, I think that's
going to do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
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Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
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and every single one of you guysnext time with another video.
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Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have a tale as old as time, a
tale so ancient that it was buried in ancient Mongolia and
resurfaced in the year 2015. Basically, today I'm going to be

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telling you guys about a very awkward relationship story in
which one twin brother is still another twin brother's
girlfriend. Yeah, that's right.
They really sweet life of Zach and Cody this hoe.
Except no one's life was sweet. After you realize that stealing
your twin brother's girlfriend makes Thanksgiving dinner very
awkward. Like, how do you even get over
that? Hey, can you pass the yams?
Oh, yeah. Wait, wait.

(39:22):
Do you need something to cut it with?
Can you get the knife out of my back, Billy?
All right, You stole my girlfriend, you pig.
She's sitting right here. You brought my ex to
Thanksgiving. You know, just a super awkward
situation. But, yeah, without further ado,
let's get into this story, 321. Boom.
Now, I don't know how rare twinsare for you guys, but I actually
had two good sets of twins that I was friends with growing up.

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One of them I'm still pretty close with to these day.
They're really dope dudes hanging out in Arizona.
If you guys are watching this video, which I highly doubt you
are, I hope you guys are having a good day.
You know what I'm talking about.And there was another set of
twins that I was friends with and they were basically
inseparable. All right.
They were the type of twins thatwas kind of weird because they
would like wear the same clothessometimes and they would finish
each other's sentences. The type of twins that you would

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expect to see in a horror movie.All right, like if you were
walking down a dark hotel hallway and these twins walked
around the corner. You'd be about 99% sure you were
about to meet your demise. Satan himself was about to open
up the floor and suck you in. They were kind of creepy twins,
but they were relatively cool dudes, you know?
And outside of just being a little awkward together
sometimes when they were apart, then they were really, really
fun to hang out with and just really knew how to have a good

(40:24):
time. So I've known them for a while
and we're kind of boys. We're just chilling.
And one of them gets a girlfriend and it's a pretty
serious relationship, you know, like he, he's head over heels in
love with this hoe. OK.
He's so in love with this girl that he's doing things that, you
know, guys only do when they're in love.
Like he's writing her letters, he's, you know, sending her vans
in the mail. Like he's he's, he's in love

(40:46):
with this chick. Trust me, it's pretty obvious
that he's in love with this chick.
So, you know, he's just billing,chilling, doing the type of
things that villains do, being in love with this girl.
And when, when a guy falls in love with the girl, he tends to
distance himself from the boys asmall amount.
You know, you go from playing Fortnite every night, blowing
stuff up in the parking lot of aDenny's at 4:00 in the morning
to see him maybe once a week when his girlfriend says it's OK

(41:07):
to go hang out. And that's just how life is when
our relationship's new, people get super obsessed.
With their girlfriend. You don't tend to see him as
much. So for the first time in, in our
entire lives, we're really hanging out with the other twin
a ton, right? Like they're kind of separated.
One twins with his girlfriend, the other twins with us.
And you know, we're, we're just kind of being more close with
the other brother because we're with him more like, call me

(41:29):
crazy here. If I don't see you for three
months, it's a lot harder to be your friend than if I see you
all the time. And I guess the twin brother
that had the girlfriend started to get a little jealous and they
started fighting a ton because he's like, no, like you're
trying to steal all of our friends, man.
Like they don't even talk to me anymore.
And the other brother was like, dude, that's because you spend
all your time with your girlfriend, right?
So the, the twin brother who hasthe girlfriend is like, you know

(41:51):
what, you're right, man, the boys come first.
And that is correct. Saturdays are for the boys.
The boys don't need all the timein the world.
They just want to feel important.
All right. The boys want to feel loved too,
damn it, we just need Saturdays.So he decides that he's going to
start hanging out with us more than he does.
And the twin brothers are kind of hanging out together again.
We're all together again. Everybody's having a good time.
And for a little bit it looks like the Four Nations are living

(42:12):
in harmony. You know, we're Avatar out here
and the Fire Nation has yet to attack.
Everything is going pretty all right and everything is great
until the Fire Nation attacks. But I guess when the other
brother started hanging out withus instead of his girlfriend
more, the girlfriend started to get a little needy.
You know, she started to need a little bit more of attention.
And I guess she just really likes the genetics of this

(42:32):
family. Like she thought her the other
brother was really hot because she starts trying to get
attention from his twin brother which honestly might be the most
brain dead decision of all time.Like look don't cheat on people
it's not cool. Cheating is just not cool.
You shouldn't do it all right. But if you're going to cheat,
don't do it with their twin brother bro like that.
That is some next level bad idea.

(42:56):
Ideary what the how do you say bad idea?
This bad idea? I don't, I don't, I don't know
the word all. Right, you guys know what I'm
smart, all right, I graduated high school.
You guys haven't yet, so suck it.
But she starts getting attentionfrom the twin brother and we
didn't know this at the time, but out of nowhere, the guy's
twin brother starts being super secretive with this phone.
Like for the most part, when when you're just hanging out

(43:17):
with the boys, you'll kind of just like leave your phone on
the table and you don't really care if people see who's texting
you or who's Snapchatting you because we're usually not
sleeping with each other's girlfriends.
You know, generally the guy codeis you don't do that.
That that's what good friends, that's what good brothers do.
All right, Like if my brother ever stole my girlfriend, he is
catching the fade. I will slap him with the Turkey
at Thanksgiving dinner. His Christmas present will be

(43:38):
nothing but elephant poop for the next 40 years.
Like, bro, you don't do that to your brother.
You don't do that to your friends.
You just shouldn't do that, period.
But especially to your twin brother.
Like, out of everyone you expectto finesse your girlfriend, it's
never your twin. We're living in the darkest
timeline where evil twins actually exist and they steal
your girlfriend out from under your nose.
But he starts being super secretive with his phone and
we're just kind of like, I don'tknow, maybe maybe he's gay or

(44:01):
something, Like maybe he's embarrassed and hasn't come out
yet. I don't know.
We have theories, but like none of us really cared.
We were just kind of like, oh, that's kind of weird that you're
being super secretive with your phone.
I mean, we'll accept you for whoyou are, bro.
Don't sweat it. You know, like we, we don't
care. We're just we're homies, homies
for life and homies always got each other back.
We're like brothers, you know, because brothers are supposed to
be crazy loyal to each other. Wink, wink, nudge nudge.

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Here comes the train wreck. So one day we're hanging out and
the other brother doesn't do a good job of hiding his phone.
All right, He kind of leaves it face stuff on the table and
walks away to go to the bathroom.
And the phone goes off. And shockingly, most iPhones
look pretty similar. And then being brothers, he just
looks at the name on the phone and sees it's his girlfriend's
name. So he slides the phone open

(44:42):
because he's expecting it's his phone.
His girlfriend's texting him. Obviously it would be me.
Why would my girlfriend be texting my brother?
And he opens it up to a picture.All right.
And I'm not going to describe the picture, OK, But we all know
what I'm saying. You guys are smart enough to put
two and two together. You're rocket scientist in your
own right. Seen you guys do incredible
things in the comments section. You know how many memes you've

(45:03):
made down there? I know you guys are next level
genius thinkers, but you guys are picking up what I'm putting
down. He sees a picture and it's like
wow, this is crazy. And then he realizes this isn't
my phone And I, I don't know what a worst way to figure out
that your girlfriend's 2 timing you with your twin brother is
other than doing that in the middle of all your friends.
But he immediately puts the phone down, doesn't say anything

(45:25):
and just walks outside and we'reall like huh, that was weird.
Maybe they got an emergency, seetext, whatever.
Maybe he has to go do something.I, I, I don't really know what's
going on. All I know is that one second he
was here and the next second he walked outside.
So we're like, wow, that was strange.
Whatever. So we are kind of just sitting
on the couch like whatever. And the twin brother comes out
of the bathroom. I don't know where he went

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somewhere to do something. It might have been the bathroom,
I don't remember. OK, it's not like exactly.
I was like, man, did you go pee?Did you pee right now?
Did you pee? Are you sure?
Let me sniff it. Let me sniff it and make sure
you peed like that. That's not what I was about.
So the twin brother looks at us and says, hey, who opened my
phone? And what are you talking about?
None of us have checked our phone.
The only one that did was and wesay his brother's name and his
eyes get so big, like the size of dinner plates.

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All right, I, I've seen smaller eyes in anime and those people
have huge eyes. And he goes, where is he?
And we're like, oh, he went outside and he goes, I'll be
right back. So he opens the door and runs
outside and, and next thing you know, we just hear yelling, like
yelling like, how dare you, LikeI'm, I'm going to kill you like
that, that type of yelling. So we all get up and go outside
and we get out there and these brothers are just fighting like

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they, they are swinging on each other.
They're throwing. Hey, mate, Because they're
throwing John Cena's at one point, I'm pretty sure somebody
threw a lemon. I don't know where the lemon
came from. Probably a Trader Joe's parking
lot. All I know is that this fight is
getting crazy. And we're sitting here like,
bro, what is going on right now?Like, hello.
So we go out and we break it up.We split them up and we're like,
yo, calm down, calm down. Like it's good.
It's good. And the brothers like you,

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you're, you're cheating. On my girlfriend's cheating on
me. With my brother, my girlfriend's
cheating on me with my brother and we're like what?
Hold on, hold on hold. On what, what, what?
And if you guys remember Grant'sbeen cheated on before and Grant
was there and Grant's like wait,wait, hold on.
What do you mean? So we get the story, we calm him
down and we're like Oh my God, this is super messed up.
We're all kind of looking at thebrother who's 2 sided with his

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girlfriend and we're like dog, this is your brother.
Like how could you do this to your brother man?
Come on. That is scuffed.
And he's like what man? Like she wanted attention.
You weren't being a good boyfriend to her.
So I stepped in and did your job.
Like I'm the real man here and call me crazy here but I don't
think it's a super manly move tohim.
Get with your twin brothers girlfriend that's kind of

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scuffed. That is really messed up on a
scale of being a good person that's kind of up there with
like running over kittens in a parking lot.
All right, you're not a good person if you cheat on your
brothers girlfriend. Your your brother.
Not even just your brother, yourtwin brother.
You guys are literally the same DNA bro.
Like this is this is weird. I also have a really weird
question. If you're a twin, is it hard to

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date someone because you're like, oh, they think my siblings
hot too. Because I mean, if you think
about it, you guys look alike. So if they think you're hot,
they automatically think that your siblings hot.
That that that's just, you know,food for thought, food for
thought. Anyways, back to the point.
So they're arguing back and forth and he's like, you're not
a real man because you couldn't keep her happy.
So I had to step in and do your job.
And you know that that's a little awkward.

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So we're kind of like, all right, we're done hanging out
for the night. Everybody goes home, right?
And we make a separate group chat with the brothers that got
cheated on him. We're like hey man, we got your
back. Like if you don't want us to
talk to your brother anymore, let us know.
Like we're here for you bro. Like I'm really sorry you have
to go through this. Just being good.
Friends, you know we're not likehey man.
Ha ha, take the L You got cheated on Big, big wee wee

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here. Let's do the let's do a Fortnite
dance on him. No, we feel bad, obviously.
And he's like, yeah, you know, obviously it sucks, but thank
you guys for being good friends.Like thanks for having my back.
So we think things are going to be chilled.
There's no way this relationshipis going to continue.
There is no way after you get caught, you know, sneaking
around with your brother's girlfriend that that
relationship stays together and good things happen.
I just feel like that's that's not how this works and you would

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think that but they're still dating bro.
This man not only stole his brother's girlfriend that he was
in love with but kept dating her.
How awkward are family like dinners?
How awkward is it to go over to his house and see the
ex-boyfriend that you finessed right there on the couch that
looks exactly like your boyfriend?
How could you do that to your brother?
Man, I didn't really know that sociopaths were actually a

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thing. Like I just thought they might
have been something in horror movies but after watching this
guy like that's some idiopathic behavior.
I'm sorry. If you can finesse your
brother's girlfriend and not feel like a horrible person then
you're just kind of crazy. Like how could you do that and
not explode? I feel bad if I accidentally cut
somebody off in traffic, let alone steal my twin brother's.
Girlfriend and keep. Dating her like he really did

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man, I don't really care that you're heartbroken bro.
Best of luck and just kept dating his girlfriend.
So yeah, moral of the story is if you have a twin and you're
the good twin, keep in mind thatyou probably have an evil twin
out there that is definitely going to try to steal your
girlfriend at some point. And if he does, then you're
going to have to watch them dateforever and there's nothing you
can do about it. Real talk, though, I I I do feel

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bad for the guy. Don't cheat on people and and if
you do, make sure it's not with their sibling.
But yeah, on that note, guys, that's going to do it for the
video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
If you did, be sure to press thelike button.
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What's going on guys? It's your boy.
Scrub here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are all having an absolutely fantastic day.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam.
The next preppy rich guy you went into is definitely going to
have his dad who's a lawyer sue you and there's nothing you can
do about it. So press the like button if you
want to avoid that by all means possible.

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Real talk though, guys, today I have a subscriber story about
like a spoiled douchebag at a party getting himself into
trouble and then being like my dad's a lawyer as the defense
and getting his girlfriend nabbed.
So you know how it is. That seems like a good story
here on the channel. So that's what we're going to be
doing. And without further ado, let's
get into it. What's going on guys?

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It's your boy. Scrub here and like I said,
basically every now and then at a party there's some kid who
like loves to talk crap and thenwhenever anybody calls him out
gets the my dad's a lawyer excuse.
And the only. Problem is this.
Time it didn't really work out that well.
The person who sent me the storyjust witnessed this, but it's
pretty funny so I figured I had to do it.
So that's what we're going to bedoing today and let's go.

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So there's a party. You know how parties are dude,
they're a little bit crowded. This is pre COVID, by the way,
don't worry. But parties get a little bit
crowded. There's some music bumping on
the dance floor, the dance floorshoulder to shoulder.
People are kind of having fun. It's a house party.
It's not like at the club, but it is a house party that is at
that point of no return where like it's starting to get out of

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control. And if it just keeps getting out
of control, things are going to get worse, you know?
And regardless, this guy is herewith two.
Of his friends. That are also dudes and they're
just kind of standing there enjoying it having a good time,
sipping on some drinks, which iswhat you do at a party.
And anyways, as they're standingthere it's really crowded and
people have to like squeeze through some dude and like the
most stereotypical douche fit ever.

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He's got the boat shoes, you know, the polo shirt with the
collar pops like walks up and just shoves these guys and is
like move, you know, so. Both.
Two of them move but one of the guys like 1 of this dude's
friend like pushes him back and is like no you move bro like say
excuse. Me, you know, just.
Kind of checks him a little bit.Like, listen dude, we're all
crowded in this party. Shoving me and telling me to

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move doesn't mean that I got anywhere to go, dude.
Like, I don't know what you wantme to do.
He just did it in a more aggressive way, which I mean, if
you shove me, I'm going to shoveyou back.
That's just how it is. And the preppy dude looks at him
and is like, oh, do you really want a problem bro?
And shoves him again. And at this point, I don't know
if this is just bro etiquette. I'm going to explain it just in
case nobody understands. But the way it works is like the

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first push is obviously somebodybeing aggressive and the second
push is the person who got pushed usually being like, yo,
don't push me. And at that point you have two
options. If you shove or like do anything
from that point, you're basically asking to fight.
At least I think so. Like you each get a shove and
then you either have to calm down.
But if anybody makes a move after that, I feel like that's

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just asking somebody to fight. That's my personal opinion.
That's just what I feel like thecode is.
And it's not like a written downcode.
I I feel like it's just unspoken.
You both get one push and then if anybody shoves after that,
there's a fight. So he's like, Oh, you got
another problem. And he shoves again, which is
usually, you know, the Oh my gosh, we're.
About to fight? Shove.
So the guy who's with the personwho sent me the the story, his

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friend reaches back his hand to punch this dude in the face, as
you do when somebody Subs you twice and is like, yeah, I want
a problem bro. And like shoves you, you know
what I mean? What else are you supposed to
do? And as he's leaning back, his
first dude, this guy goes, I wouldn't do that if I were you
with, like, this Snooty little grin with his polo shirt collar
popped, like, honestly, looking like the stereotypical bad guy

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from a teenage movie of every 80s film.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
And the guy's like, oh, yeah, why not?
He goes, My dad's a lawyer. And unless you want to spend the
next month in jail, I would think long and hard before you
hit me. Which like, dude, I understand
if you're in a situation where some random dude at a party is
trying to fight you and you're trying to deescalate and you're
like, look, my dad's a lawyer. You don't want to fight me.

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But like, how are you going to go walking around a party
shoving people you don't know? And then when they're like, all
right, you want a problem? My dad's a lawyer.
Don't hit me like that. Just sounds like you deserve to
get punched in the face. Honestly, it sounds like you use
this excuse a lot and like you just kind of deserve one.
Just so you know what it's like,No, hit me.
My dad's a lawyer. So obviously the guy doesn't hit

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him. Because when somebody threatens
to sue you, you, you tend to rethink things a little bit.
Even if you're at a party, even if you've been drinking, it's
probably not worth it, you know,but that doesn't mean that he
doesn't hit him. But they they keep arguing and
he's like, dude, why would you like come over here and start
all this stuff if you're just going to wimp out, which is a
fair critique. Like, come on, get out of here,
dude. Why are you trying to shove past

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everybody if you're not going todo anything about it?
You know, don't act like you're going to be the tough guy who's
going to manhandle everyone at the party.
And then as soon as somebody's like, dude, why are you shoving
me? Please don't sue me.
My daddy will be big upset. Oh, woo.
And it's at this point that theyrealize this dude's girlfriend
is right behind him and they're like, Oh my gosh, she looks
embarrassed. So they start trying to talk to
her. Like, dude, you're with this

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dude. Like he just walks around
parties doing this and you thinkit's cool.
And she's like, I know it's embarrassing.
And he's like, you're embarrassed of me.
And she's like, yes, you always do this.
You walk around starting stuff with people and then like, act
like it's cool that your dad's alawyer.
It just makes you look like a jerk.
Like it's not cool to just make people upset to the point they
want to hit you and then be like, you can't.

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It's just mean, which I mean, good for this girl.
And you know what they they say hydrated words are sober
thoughts. And I'm not going to say I'm
surprised that it wasn't this dude's first time doing
something like this because I feel like anybody that smiles
that much before they pull the my dad's a lawyer card,
Definitely it's not their first rodeo.
You know, it's like. When a guy.

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Walks into a subway and throws them a napkin with an order
written on it and then like sides on his socks into the
bathroom. You know that this is his subway
and you're just visiting, but that's what this guy is.
The only problem is he's just the equivalent of starting
problems with people for no reason and then complaining
about the fact that his dad's a lawyer and can get him out of
trouble, which doesn't help likethe reputation of lawyers, by
the way. Like if I was a lawyer, man, you

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guys already got a bad enough Rep, so you got to make extra
sure that your kids are not jerks.
So anyways, this dude and his girlfriend start arguing about
how like he's always causing problems and starting drama
wherever they go and it's just embarrassing to be seen with
them. And this girl is a little bit
hydrated to the point where likeshe can't stand up super
straight. So this dude like grabs his

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girlfriend and like pulls her close and she like loses her
balance for a second, you know, and at that point all three of
these dudes just like shove him and are like Nah, Nah, you're
getting out of here, dude. You are getting out of here.
Like you don't, no, you don't grab somebody like that.
Which good for these dudes man, if you ever see anybody like
getting forceful with somebody that very obviously ain't all
there. Like that's kind of your job.

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You don't got to beat them, you know?
But they, they were like politely, not politely told him
to get out of there or there were going to be problems, you
know? So whatever, the guy's like,
fine, whatever. And leaves his girlfriend with
these like 3 strangers dude. Because they were like, Nah,
you're clearly not a good guy. You're like trying to manhandle
her at a party. Like no, we're not letting her
leave with you. And they basically like babysat

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this girl all night, right? This this douchey.
I'm going to get my lawyer dad, guy's girlfriend all night.
They hung out. They ended up taking her home.
And at some point during the night, they added him on
Snapchat. And the next morning, you know,
she like, Snapchatted them like,oh, when did I add you guys?
So they asked if she wanted to get breakfast.
And like they meet up for breakfast.
You know, they're talking, doingtheir thing.
They're catching her up about last night and they tell her

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about like the guy and what he did.
And she's like, yeah, I'm not surprised.
He does that all the time. Like everywhere we go, he has to
pick a fight with somebody untilhe has to remind them that his
dad's a lawyer. And I think he thinks it makes
him look like cool or important and it just makes them look like
a tool witch. You know, anybody out there
bragging about your parents job,Nobody cares.
You're not your parent dude. Like it's just really not
impressive. It just makes you look like a

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weenie, especially when it's like, oh, I will sue you because
my dad sues people like you. You want to talk about a little
bit over the top and dramatic. I think that's the definition of
annoying me because why would your dad sue me just because I
don't like you homie? Anyways, they're at breakfast
with this girl hanging out and she's like, you guys are all so
sweet for taking care of me. Like, thank you so much.

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Don't know how awesome it is to know that.
Like there's people out there that wouldn't let that happen,
you know, and they're like, of course the right thing to do
because it is you shouldn't like, take credit, you know,
getting things for things that are the right thing to do.
You shouldn't let a dude like, you know, manhandle his drunk
girlfriend. That's just a no, no, that's
just a no, no. So they did the right thing.
And the girl's like, Nah, I'm done with that dude.
I'm over it. And then she starts like

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flirting with the dude that her boyfriend was trying to fight,
you know, and she doesn't remember the night super clear.
So she just knows there was an altercation with all of them and
her boyfriend and she just happens to pick the dude who had
like beefed with him at the party and been like, get out of
here. You know, you want to fight.
Like she just happens to have a crush after breakfast on that
dude. She remembered bits and pieces,

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but not like enough to know he was the one that like, you know
what was about to one V1 the boy.
And the kicker is, dude, he ended up dating the girl.
Man, imagine you're at a party. You're at a party with your
girlfriend, man. You start trying to flex on
these kids that your dad's a lawyer and they can't fight you.
Because you're going to sue themlike, oh.
I'm going to sue you guys if youfight me.

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You're with your girlfriend, youleave your girlfriend there like
a jerk, and then the next time you ever see either of them is
together and you just know that that dude punked you at a party,
made you look like a wimp, and then stole your girlfriend.
That's some pretty heavy mind game stuff right there, you know
what I'm saying? Like like that messes with your
mental, dude. That's definitely an ego check

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for a kid that wants to walk around and threaten people with
lawsuits because you know what alawsuit can't get you is anybody
that likes your personality. So the fact that your girl got
finessed bro, you can't get a new girlfriend.
Your dad can't sue people and make them date you bro.
So W as PewDiePie would say thatthat is an absolute win.
There is some sad stories thoughafter reading this idea and the
guy and asked if they were stilltogether and they they did sadly

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eventually break up ladies and gentlemen.
But the moral still stands that the douchey rich kid got his
girlfriend finessed and I think that's the the West that we all
needed today. Justice is right in the world.
Anyways guys that's going to do it for the video.
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What's going on, guys? It's your boy.
Scrubby here back again with another video hope you guys are
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Guys, today I have a subscriber story that was sent in about a

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little bit of beef this guy had with some wannabe Internet
gangsters that you know you encounter every now and then on
the Xbox. Stuff like this always cracks me
up to hear about, so I, I figured we can make a video on
it. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. I'm in the streets like a Tokyo.

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Girls on me, everywhere I go, I'm driving all right, all
right, all right. So something that usually.
Happens in any online game. Is that kids love to talk trash.
It's like literally ingrained into the gaming culture that
whenever you're playing a video game, your main goal is to A win
and B to tilt the other people as much as humanly possible by
just being better than them. And yeah, it's a little bit

(01:03:04):
toxic, but let's be honest, it'spretty funny when you make
somebody rage quit a video game because you're just better than
them. And anyways, one day the person
who sent me in this story was playing Call of Duty, which is
one of the best trash talking games.
And he starts trash talking withthese kids in the lobby.
And they sound pretty young, notlike little kid young, but like
young teenager, maybe 1415 yearsold.

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And they're just talking trash in the lobby about how they're
better than everybody and whatnot.
So this guy starts talking trashback.
And I guess these kids were the type of people were like, they
love to talk trash, but when they get trash talked back at
them, they just freak out. And, you know, no, don't say
that about me. And listen, when you're trash
talking in a video game, there'sreally no reason for it to get

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deeper than this. Like what these kids do next is
just lame. To be honest.
If we're playing Call of Duty and talking trash and having a
good time, there's no reason to start reading out addresses and
like, you know, doxing people, threatening to SWAT people and
whatnot, At least in my opinion.It should just be known that
like if you're trash talking on Call of Duty, you're probably
just trash talking to trash talk.

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And it's not that deep. But sure enough, these kids get
mega tilted. Like so angry that they read
this kids address off in chat. So he starts shaking in his
boots because he's only 16. And here's these two people that
just read his address off to himin a Call of Duty lobby.
And back in the day, swatting was way more common.
Like now I think the FBI and whatnot have cracked down on it

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a lot more, or at least I think so.
I feel like I see more news stories about kids getting
arrested for it now, but back inthe day, swatting was something
where like people were doing it and just getting away with it.
So he starts freaking out that he's going to get swatted
because these kids just read outhis address and whatnot.
So he starts pleading with them in game chat to like, please
don't swap me, please don't leakmy address.

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I'm sorry. You know, he starts apologizing
because obviously he doesn't want his address to like get
leaked or get swatted. And they start making fun of him
from being scared and being like, Oh yeah, you're going to
come into this party chat. You're going to come into this
party chat and guess what? You're going to do everything we
say or we're going to swat you. And because this dude is
terrified of getting swatted, hejoins the party and starts like

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doing what these kids are saying.
And it's, you know, change your gamertag.
Oh, buy us the new map pack. And he's like, whatever, just
please don't swat me. And these kids keep threatening
him. So they send him a friend
request because they were going to make him gift them something.
And you have to be friends with people on Xbox to give people
things. And as soon as he becomes
friends with them, he realizes that their real names are on
their profile, like their full real names.

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Like these kids who think they're gangster threatening to
dox him. Their complete full real names
are on their Xbox profiles. And when they add him, they can
see his name. Like the real name becomes
available as soon as you add somebody on Xbox.
It's like this weird feature, you know, I hate it because it
makes me not be able to you guys.
Not that my name is hidden, all right, Like my Google page says

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Ryan Agnew, but like you get theso whatever.
He ends up looking them up on Facebook.
This is how long ago it was where like everybody had
Facebook accounts. It's an old Call of Duty.
And sure enough, he finds their profiles and he immediately sees
that these two kids that are threatening him and whatnot are
like 14 year olds with died in mohawks.
One of them has the Bieber cut like some cringy looking dudes.

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No offense to them, but they're kind of looking like Rowley from
Diary of a Wimpy Kid in the mostnon insulting.
Well, actually, no, it's an insulting way.
They look like Rally, but without any of the good parts of
Rally. Like, you know, you know how
Rally was a good guy and a good friend.
None of that. These kids just threaten people
and whatnot and start reading off addresses after talking crap
in a Call of Duty lobby, which, you know, just breaks the code.

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So he starts talking to them andwhatnot and they start
threatening him now about how they're going to beat him up.
They're going to come to his house and beat him up.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Because he's not buying them the
map pack that they asked for, because, you know, he's starting
to realize that these kids aren't actually a threat and
there's nothing to be afraid of.And he realizes that if they do
swat him, he has their names now.
So that's stupid. So they start talking about how

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they're going to beat them up. They're going to beat them up
and come to his house and jump them.
And so he reads off the kids full legal name, the school he
goes to, and then says his mom'sname and says, yeah, yeah, you
really want that? How would your mom saying her
full name feel about that? How would she feel if she knew
that's how you were talking to me, threatening to beat me up?
And all of a sudden the party goes dead silent.

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These kids that like 10 seconds ago, we're trying to blackmail
this kid into giving them the map packs in Call of Duty or
they were going to, you know, dox him and swat him and
whatnot. Yeah.
Now they're dead silent because he just read off their name, the
school that they go to. And then, you know, started
being like, yeah, that's right, I'll tell your mom, saying the
mom's name. And so after the silence, the

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other one starts to get lippy and being like, yeah, you got
his stuff. But you're you're he's not the
one you have to be worried about.
It's me. Like I'm the one who knows how
to do everything and sure enough, he had that guy's
profile up too. So he starts reading off his
dad's information, like off Facebook, like their public
profile. He didn't hack anything.
He literally just went to their profile once they added him and
looked up their names. Like this guy didn't do any

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hacking or whatnot whatsoever. I don't know how the kids got
his address or whatnot, but likethis dude is just reading public
information. But the kids in the party don't
realize that he's just on their Facebook profile dude.
They think that he somehow has managed to get all this
information, information to likehack back at them.
So once he starts reading the second kids information off,
they start to realize like, Oh my God, dude, this guy might be

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a hacker, an elite dangerous hacker dude.
And the kids start crying. Like you can hear over the mic
them being like, please, please,dude, we're sorry.
Like we're sorry. We didn't realize that you were
going to mess with us. Like we, we were just kidding.
We're sorry. We're so sorry, dude.
We're sorry. And so he pulls up the mom's
Facebook profile and he starts reading off where she works.
And he's like, you know, I couldalways call tomorrow and let her

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know what you guys are doing on Xbox Live.
And they're like, no, no, like legitimately crying over the
microphone. Like we're sorry.
We were just kidding. And he's like, oh, you think
it's funny to like make me have to spend the money that I get
from my job and whatnot. Like you think it's funny to
threaten to swat somebody. And they're like, we just
thought it was funny crying, which I think this is hilarious,

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dude. When kids place stupid games and
win stupid prizes, that's hilarious.
So he tells him to go prestige in Call of Duty.
And this is back in the day whenlike you lost everything when
you prestige. It wasn't when you had the
prestige tokens. It wasn't when you had, you
know, permanent unlocks. No, like when you reset, you
reset and it was tough. And so the kids like, no, don't

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make me prestige, please. Like come on, dude, don't make
me do that. He's like prestige or I'm going
to tell your mom. So the kid goes in a Call of
Duty and he prestiges, which I mean, I mean it sucks.
Like you can get your weapons back.
It's not like you're permanentlyscrewed.
It's not like he banned the kidsaccount or anything.
But he makes him prestige and he's like please just don't tell
my mom. Just don't tell my mom.

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Like these kids that were pretending to be Internet
gangsters 30 seconds ago left their real names on their
profile, added the kid that theywere threatening and trying to
blackmail, and then started crying when he just started
reading off the information. Dude like the best part about
all of this is that these kids still to this, they probably
have no idea that this dude justread their names and then looked

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them up on Facebook. Like he didn't hack them
nothing. He was just in the party when
they were threatening to like steal money from him and come to
his house and beat him up and found him on Facebook and they
really thought that they were like 1 V wanting an elite
hacker. So the kid prestigious resets
his rank to level 1, loses everyunlock and whatnot.
Back in the day when there were no tokens, he's upset.

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He's crying not only because he had to reset his rank, which he
is actually crying over a Call of Duty rank, which is sad, but
he's also like, please don't tell my mom.
And I'm just saying, man, like, if you're going to be an
Internet gangster, you got to bea little bit tougher than that.
Like, I'm not an Internet gangster.
If somebody started messing withme, yeah, I would cry a little
bit. Somebody started reading my

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address off in Call of Duty whenI was 14.
I would have been a mess. It's happened.
I'm not proud of how I reacted because I reacted like a little
bitch. But come on, If you're going to
be the one reading off people's addresses in chat, you can't
start crying when somebody makesyou prestige in Call of Duty.
But yeah, moral of the story is don't go threatening people on
Xbox Live because it's just not cool, dude.

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Like the Internet trash talk is just Internet trash talk.
And the best part of all of thisis you're probably thinking that
these kids had to have been likereally little to be this stupid,
but Nope, Sure enough, on Facebook they were 15, one of
the most 15. One of them was 14 so they two
of them put together combined age of 29 in the brain couldn't
figure out that their real life names were on their Xbox profile

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before they started threatening people.
Which is just a no no. Like let's say hypothetically
OK, the kid goes through with it.
He gives you all the Call of Duty map packs with his mom's
credit card right? You don't think his mom and dad
are going to look into it and realize that your real name is
on the account? Like it's just not too smart.
Regardless, Internet trash talk is Internet trash talk.
I don't think anyone should get swapped auditor docs because of

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I've got a story time for you guys about the time my little
brother went bonkers and ended up smashing our TV over Lego
Indiana Jones, which, you know, is just a pure gamer moment I
think all of us can relate to. But real talk, it's a pretty
funny story. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. It's so.
Good. It's not good mass racking.

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Her ass Brazilian. Just turned 21 but my banks
millions swear I'm a little drunk but it's a hell of a all
right ladies and gentlemen. I think everybody who's played
games before has gotten at leasta little bit mad once or twice.
It's just par for the course. I'm not going to lie, I may have
smashed a few monitors in my day.
One time Benji made me smash a monitor over crunker, but that's
a story for another time. Regardless though, when I was a

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little kid, I think I was aware of the fact that like, I wasn't
the one buying anything I was playing games on, so I probably
shouldn't break it. But apparently my little brother
just never got the memo. When I was younger, I would play
like Star Wars Lego on the PlayStation 2.
But when my brother was a kid, the Wii was out and he had been
playing Lego Indiana Jones on the Wii.

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And I don't know if anyone else can relate to this, but like, I
vividly remember the first game I was ever addicted to it was
Sly Cooper, you know, and it's the first game that like you're
kind of willing to skip meals for Bro, you asked your mom to
bring your food to the TV so youcan play while you eat.
And that's what this brother or this game was for my brother,
sorry. Like this was his gym.
He was so into Lego Indiana Jones he was hell bent on 100%

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in it. He used to run back and forth to
the computer to look up where all the mini kids were like he
was in the Lego Indiana Jones. The only problem with the Lego
games on the Wii is that sometimes the controllers
weren't the best, especially when you were a little kid using
them because we controllers whenthey got all gunky and little
Kitty like especially around thesensors, they could have a bunch

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of communication problems and whatnot.
So regardless, my brother was onhis Lego Indiana Jones grind,
but because he was a little kid who had just been playing all
day, like the controller was allgrubby and whatnot.
And I guess somehow or another in the process of pressing
something, he had gotten his jump button stuck in Lego
Indiana Jones. And he had basically just like
jumped and jumped and jumped andhe couldn't stop jumping.

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And somewhere along the lines, Idon't know how he messes up, but
he got himself in one of those situations that they have in the
old Lego games were like, you just can't respond every time
when you spawn. You just keep spawning into the
thing that's killing you. And it's just an endless cycle
of dying. And when it's an endless cycle
of dying, you lose coins every time.
And like when you're trying to 100% the Lego games, there's

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this thing called true Jedi or true Adventurer where you have
to get a bunch of coins. So my brother is watching all
this hard work he's done on thislevel just fly away because he's
stuck and he can't get out of it.
So I'm in the kitchen doing somehomework with my mom and I just
hear screaming from the room that has the Wii in it.
So sure enough, me and my mom run in there and we go in there

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and my brother is like shirtlessscreaming at Indiana Jones on
the television saying I'm stuck,I'm stuck.
I'm stuck and my mom starts likelooking at the.
Couch trying to see if his foot is stuck or something or what's
hurting him she's like what's hurting he's like I'm stuck and
I. Realized when I look at the.
Television that he's playing Lego Indiana Jones and I'm just
watching his character die over and over again and I'm like, oh,

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you're stuck in the game. Yeah, so I did.
Or he says yes, so I did what I thought was the good thing.
In retrospect, definitely he wasn't because he was freaking
out and a I'm his brother. So yes, I knew I was going to be
mean. I just turned off the Wii.
And when I turned off the Wii, he just starts screaming.
He's like, why did you turn it off?
And I'm like. Well, you were stuck.
You were stuck. I didn't know what to do.

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And I'm going to be honest with you, the problem with those Lego
games is the only thing that youcan do is either switch
characters with it, which is if the other character is too far
away, you can't do that or restart the levels.
So to be honest, the other character was far away, so he
was going to have to restart it anyways.
But when I turned it off, he just starts going ballistic on
me, bro. He starts accusing me of trying
to ruin his game and all this stuff.

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And I'm just kind of laughing because a, I'm his older
brother. So yeah, I do find it kind of
funny that he's losing his mind over something that I did
because that's what you do to your siblings.
I'm not saying it's nice. I'm not saying I would do it
again. But yeah, making my brother
freak out over Lego Indiana Jones definitely was a little
bit amusing. I'm not going to lie. 20 seconds
ago, I was doing math, and now my brother's threatening to chop
my head off at night because I turned off Lego Indiana Jones.

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So my brother is freaking out and my mom starts telling him to
calm down and so she like grabs him to calm him down because
he's pissed at me now and sure enough he just keeps like
splurging out just being like well hey guy I want to fight
him. And I'm not doing any.
Favors. I'm not going to lie, I'm kind
of teasing him. I'm like, Oh no, baby lost all
his. Progress on Lego Indiana Jones.
I was trolling him which listen.I'm not saying I'm the good guy

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in this story, OK, I'm probably bad, but what happens next is
hilarious. So we had this like playroom
thing where the we was and it had the biggest TV in the house.
So sure enough, he finally breaks out of my mom's arms.
And as he breaks out of his mom's or my mom's arms, I'm
like, oh, crap, he's going to beable to come for me now.
So I start running out of the room just to try to get a head
start. Not that I'm afraid of my

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brother, but like, he was pissed, OK?
Like, I was in troll mode. And you know when people get so
mad that they're just breathing really heavily and they're just
seeing red, that's where my brother was at.
So I was like, all right, maybe,you know, this isn't the best
idea. Sure, I'm bigger than him, but
like, I don't want to have to fight my brother.
So I start running. But as I'm running out of the
room, he takes the Wii Remote that's in his hand and he throws

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it at me as I'm running out of the room, Right.
So like mid run, he throws the Wii Remote at me.
The only problem is my brother at the time was like a little
bit younger. I think he was 11.
You know, I might have been like14.
I was just messing with my brother.
And sure enough, when he throws it, he does not throw it very
well. Like he doesn't have that Tom
Brady cannon of an arm that has the ability to just smack an
accurate bullet pass from 40 yards away.

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No, he's a kid. So his arm strength is, you
know, he threw it with a lot of might.
He was very angry, but the accuracy part was not there yet.
There was a lot like Happy Gilmore golfing.
Sure, you can smack it far, but he can't control where the hell
it goes. And when he throws the remote,
sure enough, like in slow motion, I'm watching this Wii
Remote kind of tumble on its waytowards the television.

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And I'm like, oh, no, I think myexact words were a little bit
stronger than Oh no. But considering yesterday's
video about my teacher stealing the phone got demonetized, I
have to be very careful. So Susan, I said, oh, fudge.
I pinky promise. I definitely would never swear.
No, no, not on this channel. Never ever.
It's definitely, definitely is something that I would never do.

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Swear words are a no no on this channel.
But regardless, I said somethingand I watch it kind of hit the
TV and the screen cracked. Like if you've ever cracked a
screen, we all know that you hear that sound of this.
It's like a crunch. It's not even necessarily a
crack. And my mom is like, what did you
just do? She's pissed.
So I dip out of there fast. I run out of the room and as I'm
running out of the room, I just hear my mom screaming.

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Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you?
And my brother's, like, trying to yell back at her, like,
trying to blame me, which is ballsy, dude.
Yelling back at my mom, Like, yelling back at your mom takes
some guts. That's how mad my brother was at
this Lego game, bro, that he wasreally willing to get a
screaming match with my mom trying to justify that he broke
the TV. So whatever.
My brother is like, getting yelled at by my mom for smashing

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the TV. And I'm kind of sitting outside
laughing and, like, just having my mouth hung open in shock
because I really didn't expect him to do that.
Like, yeah, I was messing with my brother, but my brother has
never been known to like, throw weed remotes at me, All right?
That's just not something his personality is usually like.
So sure enough, bro, like 10 minutes go by and I go back into
that little room after my brother.
He gets sent to his room. Obviously, he's like arguing

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with my mom. My mom tells him to go to his
room and he does. Because when you're a kid and
you just smash the TVI feel likewhen mom tells you to go to your
room, you're like, I I'm out. So I go in there and I turn on
the TV to see how bad it is. And sure enough, dude, the
entire screen is like spider webs.
If you've ever broken a screen, it'll impact in like the corner.
And then actually there's just one ginormous tear all the way

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across the screen where, like nothing works.
And yeah, my brother had smashedthe TV and my dad wasn't home
yet that day for some reason. I don't know why.
It was just my mom with us that day.
But when my dad got home, my momwas like, you're going to be
pissed because that was where mydad would watch movies and
football games and stuff. Like it was his man cave, but it
was also the biggest TV. So he let us game on it.
And sure enough, he goes in there, He's pissed.

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He's screaming at my brother. He's like, what's wrong with
you? But what's really funny is out
of all of this my brother to getgrounded for a week he wasn't
allowed to play Lego Indiana Jones for a month.
Like he did get in trouble but my parents solution to this
really was to just put cheap TV's in our room so that way if
we broke them it was just our own damn fault And that way my
dad wouldn't have his expensive TV being broken by his stupid

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sons anymore. Which I mean low key might sound
the logical and mean but kind ofmakes sense because let's be
honest, me and him would. Argue over the.
TV anyways, and it was just a matter of time until that thing
got broken somehow. So sure, my brother may have
smashed the TV over Lego IndianaJones, but it kind of got us
setups in our room. So I, I really don't know if I
can chalk this one up to an L. Maybe sometimes having a brother

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with anger issues is nothing butan absolute win.
Yeah, that's right, guys. Everybody out there is probably
mad jealous that my parents werelike, your brother is too dumb
to game with, so we have to giveyou guys separate gaming
stations. That's right.
Massive W in my opinion. Real talk though, my brother's
not like this anymore. Like, he grew up, obviously he
was a little kid when all this went down.

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And he's actually one of the comments people I've ever met
now, like, not not even kidding,dude.
I haven't seen that kid get mad in probably five years.
So regardless, this was like hisbig last hurrah.
Maybe this was the lesson he learned.
So really, if you think about it, I'm a great brother for
making him so mad that he learned a valuable life lesson.
Like, he should probably thank me, you know?

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And yeah, I'm expecting a lettermaybe in the mail around
Thanksgiving time for him reallyletting me know that he
appreciates me trolling him intobreaking the TV because he
became a better person because of it.
That's just what I'm willing to do on this channel.
Obviously, I'm kidding, but on that note, guys, I think that's
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It's your boy. Scrub here back again with my
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If you are, be sure to press thelike, but otherwise, no joke, no
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moment than what I'm about to tell you about all right, This
is genuinely the most awkward day in school that I've ever
experienced in my entire life. So I figured I'd give you the
411, but you don't want one to have one yourself.
Trust me. Now, ladies and gentlemen, today
might be my most relatable storyof all time.
All right, because it's talking about the one day you have in
class in fifth grade that actually might be the most
awkward day in class. That's right, I'm talking about

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the talk. The puberty talk, the 111 for
the 411, the one way ticket to the synodome, The absolute most
awkward thing you ever hear comeout of your 90 year old nurses
mouth. Obviously in fifth grade there
were rumors swirling about the fact that we were going to get a
talk at the end of the year about our private parts and what
changes we were going to be experiencing.

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All right, And I say rumors because being in fifth grade, we
didn't exactly have a super goodidea about what puberty was or
like what anything was going to be.
So you know, we'd hear whispers.I heard that they make you shake
all your clothes off in the class and then they teach you
how to look for armpit hair or people would be like.
I heard that they actually forceyou to kiss a girl because

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that's how it starts. Like you don't start puberty
until you kiss a girl and they force you to kiss a girl.
And then someone else is like, Iheard the nurse takes a popsicle
stick and holds down your tongueuntil you can't breathe no more.
So So basically, we had no idea what was going on.
Nobody really knew what to expect at the end of 5th grade
when there came the day where wewere supposed to get the talk
all right. And, you know, rumors would

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swirl about what the talk even was.
Nobody really knew what it was. We would all pretend that we
would like, I don't know if you guys were the same in fifth
grade but before, you know, I never really knew what puberty
was going to throw down like, orwhat it was going to be like.
I always would be like, yeah, I totally know what that is like.
I'm an adult, you know, I'm so mature.
Of course I know what puberty is.
When in reality, I don't think any 5th grader really knows
what's going on. So obviously throughout the

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year, there's rumors of this talk and how awkward it is and
how we're all basically going tobecome men after this.
All right? Like, I don't know what was up
with with the rest of you guys, but me and the boys getting
ready for the talk in fifth grade for the nurse to sit us
down and talk about puberty. We were basically convinced that
this was the ticket to manhood. All right, like every man
obviously has three defining moments of of their life as a

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man. You know, number one is the
first time you try a popsicle and realize, Dang, this list
delicious, but it looks a littleSUS #2 is the first time you
fall in love that that's when you know that you're going to be
a a good man one day. And #3 is when your elementary
school nurse teaches you about puberty.
All right, once that happens, you get the one way ticket to
manhood. You know, it's the ten punch

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card from the ice cream shop, except instead of ice cream you
get Bo and you do nothing but think about girls for the next 4
years. Congratulations, you win.
It's a punishment all at once, you know, and you don't have a
choice. It's going to happen one way or
the other. So me and the boys were all kind
of like, yo, you know, we're becoming men when when this talk
happens, we will become men. So a couple hours before we're

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supposed to get the talk, it wasat the end of the day, we were
all at recess and there was one kid who had a different class
than us. And basically the way it worked
is half the 5th grade had the talk in the morning with the the
nurse and we had it in the afternoon.
And this guy walks up to me and my group and he goes, guys,
guys, guys, guys, listen, come here, come here, come here.
Like, you know, you know, the shady guy at the party was like,
come here, I want to sell you something like this kid motions

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being all my friends over and we're like, OK, and I'm not even
kidding you. This kid was wearing a jacket
and he like has his hood up and has it tied.
And you know, when you're like super paranoid, so you're
checking to make sure nobody's listening or seeing what you're
up to. That's what this kid is doing.
And he looks at me and my friends and he goes, guys that
talk, you get it. It changes your life.
Like, I basically have a whole new outlook on everything.

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OK, I'm not even kidding. I bought a stock account.
I don't even know what a stock is, but I became a man in that
classroom. When she told me what changes
I'm about to experience, I was ready.
I have a mortgage now. I have a kid.
I don't even have a girlfriend. I don't know where this kid came
from. I I have no idea.
But that talk changes your life except to use more 5th grade
words. So it was more like, dude, that
talk is crazy. So we're like, dude, come on,

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tell us about it. Tell us about it.
He goes, yo, I can't even explain it.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you what you're about to
find out. Trust me.
You wouldn't believe me. But I'll just say it this way.
Stuff's about to get crazy. It's about to get lit.
So me and all my friends are like, scared, OK?
Because stuff's about to get crazy isn't the most calming
thing you want to hear before you get a talk that everybody
has been terrified of for like the past six months, right?

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Everyone's freaking out. And there's always a couple of
those weird kids that like weren't, weren't going to get
the talk from the school, you know, because their parents
would like, ah, teach my son about that.
You ain't got no choice. What's up, junior?
Get in the car. We're going to go to going to go
to Waffle House, teach you abouttitties.
You know, like, there was alwaysa couple of those kids, but it
was just something that you had to deal with.
So those kids leave and on the way out, they're kind of looking

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at us like you poor souls, you have no idea what's coming.
That kid on the playground was right.
All right. You're never going to look at
life the same after you get thistalk from the nurse.
Nothing will ever be the same ever.
And we're like, Oh my God, Oh myGod, we're about to die.
It's about to go down. This is not going to be a good
situation. So I'm sitting crisscross
applesauce in this dark room waiting for the nurse to come in
with the slide projected onto the screen that says something

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about your body in changes. And I'm getting nervous.
What? What's going to change about my
body, huh? Like I've always known I was
going to be a hunk of a man. Am I going to just turn into
Brad Pitt tomorrow? How does this work?
What's going on? I'm freaking out, All right, I
got butterflies the size of Nantucket going on in my tum tum
as I'm waiting to get the talk. It's been hyped up.
It's been talking about my cousin used to scare me about
being like, oh, you know, Ryan, once you get to talk, there's no

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going back. And obviously most of this now
is people messing with you because it's really fun to mess
with people obviously like that.That's why everything happens in
life. You know, sometimes you just got
to send it and mess with people because that's what makes life
great, making other people uncomfortable.
What what a hobby. So I'm freaking out.
And finally the nurse comes in the room goes silently.
You could probably hear a pin drop as the hearts of of a of a

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class of 5th grade boys are sitting there like what's about
to happen. OK, back of the clones.
The Star Wars movie is like one of my favorite Star Wars movies.
I know what people are thinking.The prequel suck.
But you know this scene where they're like looking at the
clones from Star Wars and there's just all the clones
lined up and they're like teenagers and they're like, we
grow them fast. You know, that's what I'm
feeling like. I feel like I'm about to grow up
quick. Nothing will ever be the same.
My life what what it used to be can now no longer exist.

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I gotta go get a job, got to support the fam.
You know, I got, I got to, I gotto have an ex-wife.
I got to marry someone just to divorce them because I've always
wanted to say I have an ex-wife.You know, like, how cool would
that be? OK, It's like your friend, but
you guys get married on the low and then get divorced and then
someone's like oh, who's calling?
You're like, oh, it's my ex-husband.
You know Grant's calling just because like you get married and
divorced in the same day. Just so you can say it for the

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meme. That's a little off topic.
I don't know why I'm talking about this.
Let's get back to the point. So I'm freaking my 5th grade
self out as the nurse steps up to the classroom and she says
now kids, I know a lot of you are nervous, but trust me,
there's nothing to be scared of.Which of course doesn't make
anyone less scared because nobody, whoever does anything
not scary like in every movie, The evil doctors always like,
don't worry, this isn't going tohurt a bit before they stab your

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eye with a scalpel. So I'm obviously a little
apprehensive. I'm a little scared, I'm not
going to lie. Maybe, maybe a little bit of
sweat is on the palm of my fingers.
And then it starts all right. And on to the screen pops a
diagram of some twigging berries.
All right, like I didn't know wewere learning photosynthesis.
So I immediately start laughing because I am in fact, a fifth
grade boy. And seeing something pop up on

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the screen with penis next to itmakes me giggle because I don't
know, I would still giggle to this day if I was in a classroom
and that popped up on the screen.
I'm not even going to apologize.And for the next hour or so, I'm
basically taught that everythingin its origin is going to get
hairy. I'm going to stink even more.
And basically that hygiene is important because girls don't
want stinky guys because apparently kids in puberty, for

(01:31:46):
some reason, are frequently justdon't shower for long periods of
time. I don't really know why.
Like, I think it's cool, like a badge of honor and then shall it
in five days. All right, Jacob, that's
disgusting. No girl's going to want to date
you because believe it or not, girls like guys who don't smell
like a dying pig. So I get this lecture and my
entire life has changed, all right?
I'm going to grow hair in placesI didn't even know existed

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before this. Nothing is going to feel the
same anymore. Apparently.
I'm going to like girls even more.
I already like girls, man, You know, like girls have always
been. They smell nice and they're
pretty. So if I'm going to get even more
into girls, this is going to be a disaster.
I'm not going to be able to think about anything at all.
And at the end they gave us likethis little package that had
deodorant in it and like a little thing of Cologne and like

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a toothbrush, general stuff to tell little boys, hey, you smell
like garbage. You're starting to smell real
bad 'cause you getting to that point where you have hormones.
And. You know, don't smell bad, so
whatever. They made the mistake though, of
giving out different smells of deodorant.
All right, I don't know why theyjust didn't get the 1/5 swoop
and get it done with and then everybody got the same

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deodorant. So obviously one of the first
thing the boys did being obsessed with Pokémon is figure
out who had the rarest deodorant, right?
And we just had this life changing talk about puberty
where we were all like, my God, my life will never be the same.
I will always be a different person from now on.
When I wake up every morning, nothing I do will be the same as
as I grasp for what was once normal, I realized that there's

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nothing to hold on to. My life will fall into pieces,
whatever. So we immediately break it up
and there's more rare deodorant than other deodorants.
So we start trading deodorant like it's Pokémon cards.
All right. And I guess one kid got scammed
for his super rare deodorant because nobody told him it was
super rare and he got it traded to a kid.
And obviously after the long daythat I've had, I'm exhausted.
I'm not willing to fight with anyone over a thing of

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deodorant. But these kids start getting
into a screaming match about howhe took the other kids deodorant
and he needed it back because hedidn't know that when he traded.
But the other kids like, hey, man, we traded fair and square.
We traded fair and square. All right.
The nice nurse lady said that weall smell bad and I'm trying to
smell the best, but I can't smell the best without the
rarest deodorant. All right, like what do you
think? This is amateur hour, you know?
No, thank you. And in my 5th grade class, there

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was no hallways. You stayed in one class all day.
So they're just kind of bickering over desk and the
teacher separates them. They go the other sides of the
classroom, but the teacher turnsaround for a second and one of
the kids rushes the other kids and she turns back around.
And now there's kids throwing fisticuffs in the middle of the
classroom over the rare little thing of deodorant, right?
So the teacher breaks it up and kind of asks what's going on.
And it's like, why? Why are you guys fighting?
What is there possibly to fight about right now?

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And they explain that they're fighting over deodorant because
he got the rare deodorant and didn't get the normal deodorant
that everybody else got, right? So the teacher says, OK, all the
girls go in the hallway for a second, gets all the boys who
just had our little talk and says, everyone put your
deodorant in a pile now and thenredistrict the deodorant fairly,
which caused another fight. So yeah, my class is kind of the
reason that they give everyone the same deodorant.

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Now that's a really irrelevant thing to add to people who went
to my elementary school, but I just think it's funny that fifth
grade boys are actually so stupid that we fight, or I
didn't fight, but people fought over different flavors.
What do you call deodorant? It can't be flavors because
flavor is a taste sense. I don't know whatever it is of
deodorant. The reason I tell this story is
really simple. I don't think a lot of girls

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watch my videos. Okay, but teenage boys are
stupid. Boys going through puberty are
stupid. So stupid.
We will fight over sense of deodorant based upon their
rarity because from a young age we were taught to catch all the
Pokémon. That is all on that note, guys,
that's gonna do it for the video.
Hopefully you enjoyed. If you did, be sure to press the
like button. Let me know in the comments
section down below what you thought.
The story really isn't about anything specific.

(01:35:20):
It's just something relatable. I think everybody's gone through
it. When you have that awkward
here's here's the talk in like elementary school.
But yeah, I might do more vague videos like this 'cause I
actually had a lot of fun. But on that note, that's gonna
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But yeah, I'm going to go wear adeodorant now because I got more
used to it the older I got. Hopefully I'll see you guys next

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time with another video. Don't get anyone pregnant and if
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Hope you guys are having an absolutely incredible day.
I know I am. If you are, be sure to press the
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A scary man by the name of Jimothy will be breaking into
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Yeah, that's right. I know Jimothy from way back in
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As you guys can tell, today we're going to be talking about
the world's craziest food fight.You know, that's why you clicked
on the video. And I have to do a little bit of
a disclaimer. Just because Susan and the rest
of the Minecraft and a YouTube team love to D monetize my
videos, I'm not saying you guys should go start a food fight.

(01:37:04):
Let me make that. Very clear, OK.
Just because I had a bunch of fun shoving mustard in people's
eyes doesn't mean that you should have fun shoving mustard
in people's eyes, you know what I'm saying?
Regardless, I felt like I would make that clear.
And without further ado, let's hop right into this shiznit.
So when I was in high school, I really liked getting in trouble.
You know, there's, there's just something about getting in
trouble that is more fun than anything else in the world.
All right, like getting yelled at by a principal for

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inappropriate behavior might still be up there for one of my
favorite things of all time. And not inappropriate like crazy
kids sneaking in the bathroom inappropriate, but
inappropriate. Like you knew you shouldn't fill
trombones with ketchup, but doing it anyways, you know, like
that's the type of inappropriatethat I really enjoyed.
And regardless, I I just always found ways to get into trouble
when I was in high school. I'm not really sure.
I just had a talent for it, you know, like, I was basically the

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LeBron James of getting into mischief.
And what I'm about to tell you might actually be the highlight
of my career. All right.
Like if I am the Le Bron James of causing mischief, this is my
Finals MVP moments, the moment where I actually transcended in
a normal kid getting in trouble into superstardom.
You know, I really just went outand caused the biggest, biggest
splash I possibly could. And regardless, it is a pretty

(01:38:08):
funny story because it ends up with with me on the news.
You know, that's what's going on.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into the food fight.
So in my junior year of high school, I really thought I was
the shiz, you know, like I honestly thought I was basically
LeBron James. I already said that this video,
but I had just got my license and I I really thought I was
dope. And by being dope, I thought
that, you know, skipping school and going out and hanging out

(01:38:30):
with my friends was actually thecoolest thing I could ever do.
Who needs an education when you can drive a car?
You know what I mean? And most of the time I would
skip school by just going to my friend's school for lunch.
You know, the girl I was dating at the time went to school with
a bunch of my best friends. My best friends went to the
school and I had a car so I could honestly eat on out
whenever my doorbell just rang my pizzas here.
I'll be right back. All right, guys, I'm back quick
pizza. I forgot where I was.

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Let me listen back real quick. OK, Anyways, as I was saying,
you know, I used to flip on overfor lunch and be like, hey,
what's up? I'm up in the cut.
I don't go here, but I'm going to eat here.
You know what I'm saying? Because sometimes you got to
break bread with new people justto get new experiences.
Regardless, I'm at my friend's school for lunch basically every
single day. And I blend it in because they
went to a school full of tall white kids and I am in fact a

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tall white kid. So, you know, so I just blended
in the background. I had that invisibility cloak
like in Harry Potter, you know, I drank the potion that turns
you into somebody new. But regardless, I'm really
pulling up and blending in like an expert every day at my
friend's school, just doing the absolute most to stay
unaccessible from teachers dog. And they're trying, you know,
they're on the hunt for me. Realistically, they weren't on
the hunt for me because I blended in.

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That was the entire point. But you guys get the idea.
I'm at my friend's school for lunch every single day.
And you know, one day I'm sitting at lunch trying to avoid
getting in trouble and my frienddoes the unthinkable.
He dares me to do something and then afterwards says, and I
quote no balls. And you know, I don't know if
you guys are savages like I am, but when someone tells me no
balls, I won't do something. I have a sudden urge to do it.

(01:39:54):
Like, honestly, if somebody was like, hey, rob that bank, no
balls. All right, man, give me a ski
mask. I got to do what I got to do.
I'm not actually going to rob a bank if you say no balls.
But like, you guys get the idea,You know, especially in high
school, if somebody said no balls to something, I was like,
all right, well, now I just haveto do it.
It's it's the law of the land. Every girl watching this video
is no idea what I'm saying. No balling is basically when
your friends imply that you are not a man because you refuse to

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do a task, you know, and when you're an insecure teenager, it
very much works. So whatever.
My friend no balls me and I lookhim in the eyes and I say, have
you ever known me to back down from a challenge?
Jeremy? In reality, he no balls me to do
the following. But anyways, my friend no balls
me to eat some food across the lunchroom.
He says, Ryan, you won't throw the food across the lunchroom

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though. And I'm like, dude, I don't even
go here. Like even if I get in trouble,
what, they're going to suspend me from a school I don't go to
whatever. And this man was actually eating
a ham sandwich at the time. And he's putting it up to his
mouth to take another bite. And I grab it out of his hands
and I say and I quote, hello, this is empty yeet.
And I throw that ham sandwich halfway across the lunchroom.

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That thing goes flying. I'm pretty sure if there
wouldn't have been a roof on thecafeteria, it might have gone
into orbit. You hear that Elon Musk?
I know SpaceX is looking for newengineers, but if your rockets
cost and way the same amount as a ham sandwich, I can throw them
into orbit. You don't even have to have
rockets anymore. So obviously I send this ham
sandwich straight into orbit. I'm watching it fly away and my
friends like, oh, you actually did it, dude, that's insane.

(01:41:22):
Oh, you sent it. You sent it.
Anyways, I sent this ham sandwich into orbit and it
smacks a kid into the back of the head and I hear the ham
sandwich make like a thud sound on the back of this kids noggin
and I'm like huh well you know what, that probably hurt because
I don't know about you, but if Igot hit in the back of the head
with a ham sandwich I would not be too pleased with the fact
that I was now covered in what was once a pig.
I would be a very unhappy fellow.

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So obviously after smacking thiskid in the back of the head with
a ham sandwich he turns around and is like looking for who
threw it. But of course, me, Sly Cooper,
Scrubby the savage I am, I ducked that look back and we
just act like nothing's going on.
And I, it looks like we're laughing at a joke because
obviously we're entertained withthe fact that I smacked a kid in
the back of the head with a ham sandwich, but he has no idea
where it came from. You know, like, you know, when

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you're being stealthy in a game and you throw a rock and the
guards go to look at the rock and you just, you don't buy them
that that's basically what it was like.
So I'm feeling like a stealth ninja who got away with throwing
a ham sandwich. But this kid was looking for
revenge. And I see him kind of looking
around still, still trying to look for it.
And then I realize he has food in his hands and he's probably
going to throw it back once he finds out who threw the food at

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him. And the table next to us, I
guess, was staring at him and laughing.
So he thought that they did it. So he picks up some food and he
throws it at that table, Right. The only problem is this guy is
not, you know, accurate. Like, I am throwing ham
sandwiches in orbit. Instead, he's throwing like,
Helen Keller, you know, Ray Charles, somebody who's blind
because he misses the table he'saiming at and it goes ceiling
over the top and lands on this girl's table.

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So keep in mind, I threw this ham sandwich maybe 30 seconds
ago, and now 4 tables have been smacked with food in this lunch
room. Like, I don't know if you see
those odds, but it's multiplyingand getting out of control very
quickly. And the next 30 seconds, that's
mean there'll be 8 tables and then 16.
And next thing you know, you know, every table in America is
throwing food at each other. And I'm not trying to interrupt
everybody's Thanksgiving dinner.So I'm kind of laying low and me

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and my friends are laughing hysterically now because
obviously I never intended to start World War three with a ham
sandwich. But apparently that's what's
going on. And I'm pretty sure Trump said
he was going to draft everybody for this next food war because
North Korea was pulling up on the DMZ with grapes in hand.
So at this point the entire cafeteria is erupting,
everyone's throwing food and thegirls.
Hit the deck to try to avoid it.And you know, like at one point

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there's backpacks flying throughthe air, there's chairs.
Like I don't understand when people hear a food fight, they
go better throw a plastic chair across the room.
But that's what people are doing.
So obviously it starts to get out of control really quick.
There's food flying everywhere, there's liquid flying
everywhere. Chairs, backpacks, binders,
basically everything you can imagine starts flying around and
the girls not wanting to get their clothes dirty, start
trying to make a break for the outside.

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So they open all the double doors on the gymnasium, right?
The only the problem is when they start leaving, the food
fight starts to follow them outside.
So like now half the lunchroom is in the courtyard and
everybody else is filing out thedoors, except now we're starting
to run out of food. So people are starting to throw
just like anything they have in their hands.
Like I said, backpacks. One year old got hit in the head
with a binder and got a concussion.
Like people are starting to get out of hand very, very quickly.

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And it's crazy how much something that was fun 30
seconds ago starts to be terrifying because, you know, a
minute ago I threw a ham sandwich and now people are
throwing binders across the world and starting to just smack
people upside the top of the head.
And obviously the teachers are trying to calm it down.
But you try to calm down 500 kids that are throwing chairs,
trash cans, and everything you've ever seen.
At one point, I'm pretty sure a child got thrown.
All right, I don't know where the child came from.

(01:44:38):
Maybe it was a Teen Mom or something, but there was a baby
flying through the air. And the teachers are trying to
like kids, kids, please stop. But like I said, you try to stop
500 kids just throwing everything within sight.
It's never going to happen. However, the principal for some
reason thought that they were going to be able to calm it
down. They were going to really try to
calm down these kids because everybody who really, really
respects principles for some reason that's sarcasm.

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So whatever. The principal gets into the
middle of the crowd and she starts screaming something about
now you kids behave or whatever.And around the middle of the
courtyard is like a second level, like a balcony level.
And all around the school are these big Gray trash cans.
I'm pretty sure like every school has the same trash cans.
You know, school is trash. So therefore they have the same
trash cans. I'm pretty sure that's the
motto. And regardless, everybody knows

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the big gay, big gay, big gay, big Gray Gray trash.
Cans that I'm. Talking about, you know, the
ones that are like waste high. And I don't know who decided to
eat one of these over the edge, but the principal is of course
in the middle of the crowd screaming calm down, break it
up, stop. And it's not doing a lot.
And somebody from the 2nd floor decides I'm going to throw this
trash can into the crowd. And I'm sure their thought

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wasn't I'm going to hit the principal.
But obviously, you know the principal standing in the middle
of this giant crowd, it's prettyobvious where she is.
And the next thing you see is almost in slow motion, this
giant Gray trash can come flyingout of the sky, almost like
something out of a horror movie.You know, where you know the
jump scare is coming, but there's nothing you can do.
And I have to watch in horror asthis principle is mightily and

(01:46:05):
quickly RK owed by the John Cenatrash can.
All right, I'm calling it the John Cena trash can because she
did not see it coming. OK, She gets smacked with Oscar
the Grouch's relocation home upside the head so hard that she
just goes flying over, like falls over on her butt.
So at this point me and my friends realize.
Oh my. God we started a food fight that
just got the principal smited down from Almighty Thor with the

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trash can. This is not going to end well.
Like this is a 0 out of 10 situation.
And keep in mind I don't even gohere.
So if I get caught starting the food fight, not only am I
getting in trouble for starting the food fight that just got a
principal heated with a trash can, but I'm also in trouble for
ditching school constantly. Like that's just a no bueno.
So I hide sail to the parking lot.

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I escape with my life intact before anyone can do any
investigative work. OK, before any crack people
crack the case and I zip on out of they're as fast as humanly
possible, right. And obviously, you know, them
being then they started investigating almost immediately
who caused this food fight because now it's not personal.
You know, it's not a mess. It's not just rough for the
custodian, but somebody decided to eat a trash can at the

(01:47:10):
principal. And that's a big no no in
school. Did you guys know that that
hitting a principal with the trash can actually is against
the rules? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It took me by surprise too. I thought they were going to be
fine with it and just be like, yeah, accidents happen.
No, no, they were very, very upset that the principal was in
fact smited by Thor himself withthe giant and trash can.
They were not big fans of that. So regardless, I get back to my.

(01:47:30):
School. There's a mustard.
Stain on the bottom left hand side of my shirt but I'm doing
my best to act like it's not there.
You know maybe I dropped something on my my shirt at
lunch. So I go home that night and my
mom's like hey where'd this thing come from?
So I tell her the same story. I dropped it at lunch and she's
like OK no big deal. And that night me and my family
are watching TV together while we're eating dinner and my mom

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turned on the news. Like, I don't really know why we
were watching the news, but my mom for some reason decided to
turn on the news. And we're sitting living there
and sure enough, my friends highschool comes up on the news and
my mom's like, oh, what's this story about?
So she turns up the volume and the news anchor basically says a
girl at the school during a foodfight was hit in the head with a
binder and got a concussion. And my mom's like, oh, my gosh,

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I can't believe that kids would be so irresponsible to start a
food fight. That's something you're only
supposed to see in the movies. I would be so embarrassed if you
ever did that, Ryan. Like, I cannot believe that
somebody, especially at that school, because it's such a
reputable area. I would be so embarrassed.
And I'm like, yeah, mom, whoeverstarted that food fight, sure.
As a sure as a dummy, you shouldnever start a food fight ever.

(01:48:31):
Mom, That's just a big no no. Just totally trying to lean into
the fact that I didn't do it. And honestly, I never got caught
because I guess the people at the other school, we're looking
for a tall kid with brown hair, which just happens to be half of
the population of the school. So it's probably really
difficult to go find somebody. You know what I'm saying?
Like I'm sure it's not too great, so whatever, I got away

(01:48:54):
with it. I ended up starting a food fight
that got a principal. With the trash can.
And was honestly probably the craziest food fight to ever
exist in the United States of America.
But on that note, guys, that's gonna do it for the video.
Hopefully you enjoyed. If you did, I would really,
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Don't get anyone pregnant and ifyou do, make sure they don't
start food fights. And I'll see you guys tomorrow

(01:49:35):
with another video. I'm out.
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It's your. Boy scrub here back again with

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another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
And if you are be sure to press the like button.
Otherwise no joke, no scam whatsoever.
Your dad will become a simp. Yeah that's right, you're going
to walk in on your dad dropping a tier 3 sub on Pokémon unless
you press the like button. And trust me, you don't want
your dad to be a simp. Real talk though guys today I

(01:50:17):
was scrolling through the Instagram DMS and I saw this
with the headline of the messagesaying my dad is a simp and I
clicked on it and was like Oh myGod.
Basically the subscriber story is about their dad which just
started like just donating moneyto women that are definitely
gold diggers and not interested in him.
Like he's at 4 stepmoms in two years that are all half his

(01:50:38):
dad's age and now he's just straight up like giving girls
money. And you know your dad becoming a
simp is a crazy story. I don't know why he sent it to
me, but he told me I was more than welcome to make a video on
it. So man, with the title like my
dad is a simp, I I can't say no.And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. It'll be a pretty funny video
and I really popped off. That's why this clips in the

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beginning. Let's go.
All right, all. Right, all right, so.
I guess for whatever reason, they didn't explain this in the
story. This dude's mom is just not
around. So his dad obviously is like
trying to get some female affection.

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You know, as a man, he needs someone to tenderly love him at
night and give him foot massages, massage massages.
OK, I can't talk. But regardless, you guys get the
idea. You know, his dad had been
single for a while and was starting to get pretty lonely
and was like, look, you know, I think it's time for me to start
dating. And when he told his kid this,
the kids like, all right, you know, he might find somebody his

(01:51:41):
age with like a kid or, you know, somebody a little bit, you
know, reasonable for him to be dating.
Not that it's unreasonable for aa grown dad to, you know, date
people without children or date somebody young.
But like the first girl that hisdad brings home to meet his son
is like a 19 year old who had just started her first year at
College in the town that they lived in and was like, you know,

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not the sharpest tool in the shed, to put it politely.
It's a good thing she was pretty.
If you're picking up what I'm putting down, and I'm going to
be honest, I just think that pretty people don't have to have
a personality. That's why they never get one.
You know, like it's really, really easy.
You never have to be funny. You never have to be smart.
You never have to be anything. If you're really good looking,
you know, people just give you stuff because you're hot.

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It's it seems like a pretty nicelife.
Like you ever seen dude? Like, come on, a really, really
attractive girl. They're dumb.
Or like the the meme about the Chads, you know, the guy who's
just ripped and good looking andhe's just dumb as rocks.
I'm telling you, it's because they just don't have to get a
person personality. That's life's easy for people
that are really attractive. Regardless, you know, this grown
man with the kid dating a 19 year old that maybe has like 2

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brain cells ain't the best. And from the way he described
this girl too, it wasn't like hebrought her home and it was a
really smart girl mature for herage.
Now, it was very obvious that his dad was interested in in
just, you know, one thing and that's it.
We're going to leave it at that.But regardless, you know, he's
like, all right, I guess my dad dating like attractive people is
fine, whatever. And then all the sudden two

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months later, he sits down his son and he's like, I'm going to
marry her. And his son's like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. OK, let's calm down a little
bit. Dad.
You know, she's great. She's really nice, but I don't
know if she's exactly like life partner material.
You know, she's she seems great,but Are you sure you want to
marry her? Like move her into the house,
make her my stepmom, you know, and the dad's like, no, we're in

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love. I know she loves me for who I
am. And listen, I'm, I'm going to
say this to everybody out here. If you're like a 40 year old
person, OK, a 19 year old is notin love with you.
That goes both ways, bro. Like if your mom is 47, no 19
year old dude is really like, oh, you're the one for me.
I mean, maybe like in certain circumstances that way little
Jimmy who is firing up his fingers in the comments section

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to be like, my mom and dad are 80 years apart and they're in
love. Like whatever, OK, sometimes it
can happen, but for the most part it ain't happening.
Dogs. So whatever, they get married.
He doesn't make her sign a prenup.
I'll keep my mouth shut on that.That's just an L bro.
That that goes both ways. Once again I'm in favor of
everybody protecting the a bag. Dude listen to this.
Madonna's husband when they got divorced took 170 like billion

(01:54:17):
or $1,000,000 dude 170 million. Are you kidding me?
Like bro, just for marrying someone messed up, make
everybody you marry sign a prenup.
I don't care. I don't care if you don't have
the bag yet. I don't care if you have the
bag. Make them sign a prenup bro.
That's a fact. Regardless, you know they don't
sign a prenup. 19 year old obviously, who was never very

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interested in like the 50 year old man in the 1st place.
They, they end up getting a divorce within like 6 months of
getting married and she gets thebag, which obviously in a moral
way of getting the bag, but regardless, she did get it.
And then within another six months his dad is remarried,
this time to a 21 year old. You know, really wanted to
increase the maturity by going with somebody that was almost

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done with college. This time that marriage doesn't
work out. He was smart enough to make this
one sign a prenup, you know, andthen now he's just resorted to
being like, Oh, I, I need to take care of these girls.
You know, it's my job. I was put on earth to take care
of the people that I love and dada, da, da, da.
And listen, man, bro, if the girl you're dating needs like a

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dad, bro, and, and you're filling in that role, that's
weird. Like, am I the only one that
just thinks that's kind of weird?
If you date really young girls that you feel like need help,
like you're being their dad, That's that's, oh, that's,
that's a weird thing to say about your girlfriend.
But this guy is explaining to methat when these girls come into
his life, dude, like his dad will start dating.
I mean, within a month, you know, they're moved into his

(01:55:42):
house and like his dad's asking him to start calling him mom and
stuff. Keep in mind the person who sent
this in is like 16. And these are like 19 year old
girls, bro. I'm not calling a 19 year old
mom when I'm 16. I'm not calling anybody that's
less than like 20 years older than me mom.
And even then now I'm never calling anyone mom.
Like if my parents broke up tomorrow bro and my dad got a

(01:56:03):
new hoe, I'm not calling her mom.
It's just not happening. And same thing if my mom got
remarried. I'm not calling you dad.
I'm a 21 year old. Like no, you're, you're not my
dad. You know the you're not my dad.
Why you always got to say something in the?
Vine, but his dad was. Like really a SIM for these
women, dude, anything that they asked for or wanted, he would
immediately cave and get them tothe point where like one time

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this kid had a soccer game, right?
And they were on their way to the soccer game.
And the wife is like, I really want Starbucks.
And they were already running late to the soccer game.
And the dad made his son miss the start of the soccer game to
the point where like he couldn'tplay just to go get this girl
Starbucks. Like he was a mega simp for
these girls, dude. And listen, I understand that

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when you're in a relationship, you got to make sacrifices.
But like, making your kid late for his soccer game just to
impress some girl that's going to leave you in two months ain't
that bright anyways. And you know what?
You get used one time, 1 gold digger gets you.
That's cool, bro. But like gold digger #4 you're
just stupid, you know? Also, this is the annoying part
in the video where I'm going to ask you to press like all right,

(01:57:06):
you're 7 minutes and already youalready gave me the view, so I
feel like I have the right to annoy you.
If you could just press the likebutton, you know, I'd appreciate
it. It just helps the video do
better. I know I usually don't beg in
the middle of the video, but I'mgoing to try this out.
Apparently if you ask in the middle of the video, it makes
your likes go up a lot. So whatever, I'm begging on my
knees please. I have kids to feed.

(01:57:27):
I don't actually have kids, but you know I want a Tesla, so
press the like button regardless.
His dad is only dumb enough to get legally married twice but in
the course of two years he has like 4 women that his dad has
told him to call him mom and like moved into the house you
know? And every time they move in, he
completely redecorates the housethe way that they want because
all the girls are like, Oh no, you and your ex were in here.

(01:57:48):
I have to. Redecorate anything, which like,
I do understand dude, but these girls, man, the way he describes
them as they would literally go to his dad and be like, you
know, I just think that you should like go for a higher
paying job, like you should go for a promotion.
And I guess his dad already he is pretty high up in a in a
company. He gave me the company name, but
like I ain't going docs his dad like that because I don't want

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the women out there watching this video to get any ideas and
just go showing up to their headquarters and be like, I know
there's a dumb simp around here and I'm ready for it.
Pushing him for promotions, begging for really expensive
things like all designer clothes, throwing hissy fits
whenever he says no. Like if the dad says no to
buying them Fendi luggage, you know, they're just like, well,
if you really loved me, you would make the sacrifice in this

(01:58:31):
idiot. Dude just falls for it.
Like I'm sorry if you're a grownman and your wife sits there and
says that if you don't buy me expensive things, you don't love
me and you are not smart enough to put those puzzle pieces
together and go she might be a gold digger.
Like you kind of deserve it bro.Stupidity swings both ways.
You know Darwinism exists. And if you're too dumb to

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realize that like 21 year olds begging you for Fendi luggage
who don't even know your middle name aren't in love with you, I
don't know what to tell you. The worst story that he told me
about all these ones is like thelast, the most recent one that
was moved into the house legitimately didn't even know
how to pronounce his name and he's this dude's son.
Like imagine being a kid's stepmom and you can't even
pronounce his name. Dude.

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He has one of those names that like is really easy to pronounce
too. Once again, like you told me not
to leak his name and stuff. I'm not going to dox him, but
let's just put it this way. The way that she was butchering
his name is equivalent to like akey and peel Skitch where his
name is Aaron and they're like aa Ron.
Like the level of stupidity thatthis girl had is insane.
And she lived with them for six months and never learned how to

(01:59:37):
say his name. Dude.
Like the first time you mispronounce your step kids
name, whatever, it's kind of embarrassing but like you're not
used to it. But if you live with somebody
for six months and you still can't say the name at the end of
it, like you just clearly don't care, you know?
There's no way you're in love with a dude if you don't even
know his kids name. And what gets worse is like
after the most recent one got kicked out, he found out that

(01:59:58):
his dad just signed up for one of those websites for sugar
daddies where he's just like, sending.
Girls that message him money andlook, you know, it's each your
own dude, but let's be honest, you're like blowing your kids
college fund on girls who don't love you is definitely a little
bit bizarre. And listen, he's a grown man.
He is always more than welcome to do what he wants with his
money. But like, come on, bro, you got

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to be a little bit smarter than that.
And what's Dumber is it's not like he thinks that these girls
are using him. It's not like he, you know, is
talking to his son and is like, well, look here son, you see, I
understand that these girls don't love me, but it's a
transaction where we both get what we want.
No, like he tells his son about the messages he's sending back
and forth with these girls and how he thinks that one of them

(02:00:41):
can be the one. And it's like, dad, you're
literally on a website where their sole purpose is to get
money out of you. Why are you believing anything
that they're saying? His dad is the type of guy who
seriously is going to be out here Tier 3 sub to Pokémon and
was getting pressed about her having a boyfriend.
Like it matters. Like, why are you mad that
somebody that you don't know hasa boyfriend?
I don't know. We got to ask this guy's dad

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I'm out. Peace.
What's going on guys? It's your boy.
Scrubby here, back again with another video today.
We've got a story about an insane neighbor that actually
thinks he's a werewolf. It was sent in to me.
Regardless, insane neighbor stories are a classic year.
We haven't done one in a little bit, so I figured I would tell
it to y'all. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. And you know, always be on the

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lookout. You never know when your
neighbor is going to turn into Jacob from Twilight.
All right, so obviously somebodysent this in to me.
And the person who did lives in an area where, you know, you can
see your neighbor's house, but you can't exactly make out a
bunch of details of what's goingon.
They have a little bit of space between the houses.

(02:02:27):
Regardless, the house that was next door to them ended up going
for sale. And, you know, it ended up
selling pretty quickly. And a single dude in his 40s
ended up moving in and he seemednice enough.
He came over and introduced himself and was like, hey, I'm
new to the neighborhood. You know, I, I just moved in
next door and honestly, the person who sent this to me just
thought it was going to be like any other neighbor you have,

(02:02:49):
which is essentially you basically forget they exist
unless you're looking at them orlike talking to them.
And you don't need to remember that they're there.
In my opinion, that's the ultimate good type of neighbor.
You guys get along, but it's notlike you feel some weird
obligation to be checking in allthe time.
You know, if somebody were to break into your house, they'd
call the cops, but you're also not going to pretend that you

(02:03:10):
want to go hang out with them onFriday night.
Let's be realistic here. If you're really aware that your
neighbors exist, either they're your friends or they're horrible
neighbors. I feel like the best type of
neighbors, like a good waiter, they always keep your water
glass full, but they're not standing over your shoulder the
entire meal making sure that youeat it all.
You know, you basically, for themost part, should have a great

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time interacting with them when you interact.
But other than that and whatever, you should just live
your life. And do your.
Thing, you know. Regardless, the subscriber
instantly knew something was going to be weird.
Not from the second he introduced himself, but from
like a couple nights after he moved in.
He had just so happened to be inhis backyard shooting this
airsoft gun that he had just gotin.

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And it was late at night, probably like midnight or so.
And all of the sudden he hears from his neighbor's property
where the guy had just moved in,a bunch of howling.
But, you know, he can't really, like distinguish what type of
howling it is, which if you've lived somewhere your entire life
is pretty easy to do. Like, you know, if you've lived
in one area your entire life, you just kind of become familiar

(02:04:13):
with what sounds are normal and which ones aren't.
He knew what a coyote howling sounded like.
He knew what a wolf sounding howled like, or a wolf howling
sounded like. I flipped that around.
Sorry. Regardless, though, he's really
confused by this howling becauseit sounds like it's, you know,
just some different type of animal trying to howl.
Like, almost as if a bear had been listening to some coyotes

(02:04:35):
talking and was like, hey, I'm going to go try to pick up on
that language. You know, the Chicago Bears are
becoming bilingual regardless. You know, he's hearing this
weird howl. He thinks it's a bear howling
and decides that it's his best interest to go figure out what
it is. Now, at this point, you know,
I'm not agreeing with this action.
You know, call me crazy, but if I was there and I started

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hearing a howl that sounded likea bear trying to imitate a
coyote, I would simply go the other direction back inside to
the very, very safe indoors. But the person who said this to
me is obviously different because they went to
investigate, you know, and investigating weird noises in
the woods always seems like a recipe for disaster.
But I especially want to point out that it's stupid because he

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thought it was a bear and he only had an airsoft gun.
Like, what? Dude, if you go out there and it
is a bear, what are you going todo?
Shoot it with the airsoft gun? All that's going to do is piss
it off. Then it's going to enjoy eating
you more than it already would have.
And it's angry, you know, I'm just saying if you're going to
go exploring for the bear, you might want to have something a
little bit better than an airsoft gun to protect yourself.
Regardless, he starts moving towards the howling and he gets

(02:05:38):
near the property line between him and his neighbor.
And there was a couple trees. So he's looking through the
trees, and he sees this small fire in his neighbor's backyard,
which, you know, isn't really that weird.
People have fires in their backyard all the time in this
area. It's not like it's a super
bizarre sight. But what is really weird to the
person who sent this to me is what the neighbor is doing
around the fire. You know, instead of just

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sitting there in a chair, sitting back, relaxing, He's
like running around the fire doing a dance, howling.
Obviously, he couldn't make out every detail because he was a
little bit away. It's literally by the fire
light, you know, and he's looking through some trees.
But that being said, he's like 95% sure that his neighbor is in
a loincloth with like a wolves head on, like a like a like a

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hat type of thing, literally running around howling around
the fire and like doing a dance.And he's just kind of looking at
it, processing it for quite a long time because obviously
you're just kind of like what his first thought is.
WTF? Because, you know, it's not
every day that your new neighborends up like trying to do some
secret wolf ritual to become theultimate alpha male of the pack.

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You know, you never expect to see a dude outside in a
loincloth with a wolf's head on chanting, going like, I am the
werewolf. Regardless, he just kind of
takes it in for a bit as you would, you know, definitely not
what he was expecting. And he's like, wow, this
neighbor seemed like normal. You know, I had gotten kind of a
weird vibe, but I never expectedthis.
And so he's watching his neighbor dance and howl around
the fire for a bit. But then something happens that

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took it from just like somethingweird to something that almost
made him crap himself out of nowhere.
His neighbor like stops his his damn in his chanting routine,
drops onto all fours, almost like he's going to bear crawl,
right, Which you know, is very similar to a dog pose.
And overall he's like, what's happening dude?
Why is this guy dropping into a bear crawl stance?
Why is he chanting around the fire?

(02:07:27):
So many questions. But the real terrifying part is
this guy drops into this like bear call prose and then starts
to go the opposite direction of the person, like towards the
other end of his property away from the subscriber, right?
But when he starts to bear crawlaway, you know, there's a
certain speed you expects a person to be able to bear crawl.
He says this dude is flying while he's bear crawling.

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Like he's bear crawling faster than the subscriber would be
able to Sprint, you know, and he's just sitting there like
what is happening is this like some weird half human half wolf
hybrid. And at that point he decides
he's had enough. He just witnessed this dude
going 30 mph mid bear crawl and is like trying to realize that
he's living next to Superman. So he decides to go back to his
house and get some sleep. The entire time he's walking

(02:08:12):
back into his house, he's like, dude, I have to be
hallucinating. Like, there's no way that was
real. I just witnessed my neighbor
doing some weird ritual around afire with a wolf head on.
And then he dropped onto all floors and took off with the
speed and fuel efficiency of a Volkswagen Jetta.
Like, that's just not something that should happen, you know?
So obviously he goes inside, he goes to bed.
He's trying to tell himself it'sa hallucination.

(02:08:34):
But like the entire time he's telling himself that he's
getting this weird feeling in his body that's like, that was
not a hallucination. You know, we may be stupid
sometimes, but you can't convince me that that dude
crawling 30 miles an hour was normal, is what his brains
replying, Right? But what really freaked him out
is the next day, there's a knockon the door.
And he answers it. And his neighbor standing there
in normal clothes and is like, hey, can you talk for a second?

(02:08:56):
And he's like, sure. And the neighbor starts to ask
him if he heard any weird howling last night.
And obviously, not wanting to give away that he had seen this
dude's wolf ritual, he decides to play done.
And he's like, oh, yeah, I, I heard some howling, but I just
figured it was a pack of coyotesor something.
You know, I didn't really know what it was.
I'm not too familiar here with animal noises.
Obviously, You know, he's not going to come out and be like,

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yeah, why were you by the fire doing wolf rituals and then
crawling with the speed of a small car?
And when he says that he didn't know what it was and he thought
it was the coyote, he's gets even more concerned because the
neighbor's face, like, relaxes right away, you know, almost as
if he's happy to have heard that.
And he's like, oh, yeah, that's what I thought, too.
You know, I just figured I'd come ask because it scared me.

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I'm not from the city, so, or I'm not from here.
So, like, I'm not used to noiseslike that.
So I figured I would come ask you and just see what it was.
But you think it was a coyote. So yeah, I figured that's what
it is, too. And at that point, the
subscribers getting really creeped out because he's like,
what is this dude doing? You know, I'm playing dumb, but
so is he. Obviously it wasn't coyotes.
I saw this dude doing it. But like, he was doing the weird

(02:10:02):
howling last night. And now he's knocking on the
neighbor's door and double checking that they didn't hear
anything weird. And he's saying that he knew it
was coyotes, too. Did he, like, think he had seen
me in the woods or something? He's just starting to get really
creeped out because imagine thisbro, you see that your neighbor
doing some weird stuff late at night.
The next day they're knocking onthe door.
Like, did you see anything weird?
Huh. I'm just asking.

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ANYWAYS, they talk back and forth for a bit and then finally
the neighbor like just I guess his suspicions are are destroyed
or like, you know, he doesn't think that there's anything
weird going on. So he decides to leave.
But from the second the guy leaves, the subscribers like,
all right, I've got a weird feeling that we're not
necessarily done with this yet. You know, you know, when you're
like walking away from somethingand you've just got a feeling

(02:10:43):
that it's going to come back at some point.
That's the feeling he got when he closed the door and the
neighbor went away, which, to befair, probably should have been
obvious. I mean, let's be honest here.
Your neighbor thinks he's a werewolf.
He's doing rituals in his backyard, Then he's knocking on
the door and acting like nothingweird happened.
I mean, you know, I'm not sayingyou deserved anything weird to
happen or that he's not weird, but it's pretty obvious that the

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situation had to have gotten more bizarre.
You know, I think a guy thinkinghe's a werewolf is already weird
enough. It's not like anything from this
point can really be a surprise. You know, like when somebody has
punched grandma in the face, everything's off limits.
You never know when someone's throwing a plastic chair at the
BBQ, someone already punched grandma.
There's no such thing as something being off limits.
Anyways, for about a month afterthat weird conversation, there's

(02:11:26):
no issues. And then sure enough, one night
about a month later, he starts hearing that howling again.
He knows it's not a coyote and you know, he knows that he
probably shouldn't go make sure that it's his neighbor being a
crazy person. But he can't help himself.
So he works up the courage to goout and see what the howlings
from and he's really hoping thathe gets over there and it's not
his neighbor, you know, that he just gets over there and his

(02:11:49):
brain will finally be like, see you idiot.
Look, it was a wolf the entire time.
You were just hallucinating. Anyways, he's going to
investigate and he sneaks through the wood and he sees the
same thing, bro. The guy's doing his ritual
around the fire wolf hat on the whole shebang, you know, howling
the whole 9. And the only thing that freaks
him out right away is the guy's looking his direction this time

(02:12:10):
and he looks directly at him andthen looks away.
And for some reason he's like, he saw me, you know, the guy
goes back to his dancing and stuff, but he just gets this
really weird feeling that the dude has seen him.
So he kind of like grows back into the tree line a little bit
to try to conceal him. And regardless, the neighbors
doing his thing, jumping around the fire.

(02:12:30):
And then all of a sudden he stops and he does that thing
where he drops onto all fours, except this time, instead of
going the opposite direction, hestarts bear crawling as fast as
he can, which is surprisingly fast towards the subscriber
who's thought he was hidden in the tree line.
And at that point, he's looking at it for a second and he
realizes, oh, he's coming at me.Like he's not just coming this

(02:12:51):
direction, he is coming to me. So at that point, he drops
everything, turns around and starts running literally about
to crap himself, which I mean, who can blame him?
Dude, imagine being in this situation.
You hear howling. You're outside hiding behind
some trees. There's a grown man in a
loincloth, bear crawling at you with the speed of a car.
And then like, you know, you just don't know what's about to

(02:13:12):
happen. Of course you'd be scared about
to crap yourself. Anybody would in that situation.
I don't care who you are, you could be the toughest person on
the planet. If somebody just starts bear
crawling at you unhumanly fast, you're freaking out.
Anyways, he starts running back to his house, you know, But his
surprise is that instead of hearing like nothing behind him,
he hears something gaining on him.

(02:13:32):
And so he's kind of like, there's no way that this guy is
literally bear crawling fast enough to catch up with me as
I'm running. The number one rule, if you're
running away from something, though, you don't turn back.
Look, the only thing it's going to do is slow you down or freak
you out. If they're really close to you,
you know. Anyways, they break the rule and
they look back to see what's gaining on them and all they see

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is like the top of the wolf headcrawling right behind them and
gaining on them. So they turn around and start
trying to run even faster. But the only problem is like at
that point, by turning around, you can't run as fast.
You know, they're freaking out. They're even more scared because
they realize that this person's bear crawling and going to catch
up to them. And so like even with all their

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might, with that boost of fear, it's just not enough to keep him
from catching up to him. And he feels the wolf man grab
him on his shoulder and instead of tackling him and like taking
a trunk out of his arm with the first bite, he just spins him
around. And now they're probably like 6
inches from each other's face. They're practically kissing and
they like just start screaming because they're both scared,

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right? It was almost as if the wolf man
didn't think that he was actually going to be able to
catch him. And so he grabbed him and turned
him around, like not really thinking about it.
And obviously you just got turned around by the wolf man.
So they're just screaming like both freaking out.
You know, I don't know why the wolf man was surprised you did
chase him down like that entire time, your bear crawling after
him and grabbing him. Like, what did you think he was

(02:14:57):
going to do? Like, did you think he was going
to turn around and be like, oh, this is a perfectly normal
situation. I've been kidnapped by
werewolves multiple times in my life.
Obviously he's going to be screaming.
And why are you screaming? Like, you know, it's just, I
just don't understand. Regardless, they're just kind of
screaming in each other's faces.And finally, the werewolf guy
kind of realizes that he's like not trying to fight back.
He just has his hand on his shoulder and he's like, wait,

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you're not trying to hunt me? And obviously the subscribers
like what hunt you? Like, what are you talking
about? Why would I be trying to hunt
you? Like, I'm not crazy.
I understand that you're a man dressed up like a wolf.
You know, like I, I don't think I'm going to hunt you.
And obviously the guy kind of looks at him weird and he goes,
I'm not dressed like a wolf. I'll have you know that I am a
werewolf. This is part of my

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transformation. And the reason that I thought
you were hunting me is because that everyone wants to hunt a
werewolf. And immediately he's like, oh,
my neighbor thinks that he's a werewolf.
He's wearing this wolf hat once a month.
And like, he thinks that he's a werewolf and people want to hunt
him anyways. He tries to be like, dude, I,
you know, I don't really believein werewolves.
So you don't have to worry aboutthat.

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I'm not going to be hunting you because, you know, I just don't
believe in werewolves. And he thinks that's probably
the best way out of this is to just, you know, he's not saying
you suck for thinking you're a werewolf.
He's just saying I personally don't do the whole werewolf
thing. But somehow the neighbor thinks
that him doubling down on werewolves not existing is the
weird part of this, even though he's literally dressed like a
wolf howling at the full moon. And so he kind of like does a

(02:16:21):
spin in a circle and he goes, ifyou really think werewolves
aren't real, then what would youcall me?
You know, as if that was supposed to make the guy be
like, Oh yeah, you're right. Now that I'm seeing you do a
360, werewolves do exist. My goodness, you're not just my
weird neighbor in a loincot screaming at the moon in the
backyard. Nope, No way.
That's not what's happening. Like honestly, if you weren't

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right in front of me and just shown that you had the ability
to bear crawl faster than a car,I would call you crazy.
Somebody that thinks they're a werewolf and is like actually
chanting at the full moon and thinking they're transforming
into an animal, I would call younuts.
You know, that being said, it's probably not a good idea to look
at somebody that thinks they're a werewolf and transform and do
a creature on the full moon and go, I think that you are nuts.

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And even, you know, let's pretend werewolves do exist for
a second, right? You know, like let's pretend
that they are real. Even if you do exist and you are
a werewolf, right? Why would he be hunting you?
Like I, I just don't understand why your neighbor who hasn't
been hunting you so far would magically just want to be
hunting you if he didn't even know what your howl was the last
time. Anyways, the subscribers just

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kind of standing there hearing him listen to this and he's
realizing that this guy's nuts, so he probably shouldn't go
around telling him that like he's not a werewolf, you're
crazy. So he just decides to roll with
it and he goes, oh, OK, I guess that's fair enough.
You know that that's fair. If werewolves aren't real, then
how would I explain you? Because obviously when
somebody's just like this crazy thinking they're a werewolf,

(02:17:44):
bro, it's probably easier to just roll with it.
I mean, I'm not saying that it'snormal to think you're a
werewolf, but if somebody's likeI'm a vampire, you know, and
it's not your family member and you're just kind of dealing with
them at the grocery store, it's probably easier to smile and nod
and go, yeah, you are. You know, you don't want to be
the person to tell him he's crazy.
We all are in agreement here. But that's not your
responsibility because in this situation, you're screwed either

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way. You either do live next door to
a werewolf, which who would wantto live next door to a werewolf?
Or you live next to a dude who thinks he's a werewolf.
And both of those are not exactly super fun.
And neither of those sound like the type of person who you want
to be on the bad side of. You know, if he is an actual
werewolf, it's not like you wanthim thinking of you next full
moon. And if he's just a crazy dude,

(02:18:27):
you just want him to kind of forget you exist.
Let's just, you know, drop off the radar, call Lester, remove
our wanted level from the werewolf real quick.
You know, it's just that simple.And so obviously, he's trying to
twist it now and convince him that he's not a werewolf hunter.
And he goes, oh, yo, remember, last time we talked?
I told you that I didn't recognize the howling, so when I
heard it this time, I just came to investigate.

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I don't want to hurt you. You know, I'm not a hunter at
all. And the neighbor looks very
relieved as he's saying this because he's letting his guard
down. He's like, oh, OK, bet.
Bet he's not a werewolf hunter, which, you know, I didn't
realize was actually still a job.
Call me crazy. You know, I'm not browsing
indeed.com quite often, but I didn't realize that werewolf
hunting was still a a booming career profession.

(02:19:09):
Maybe it's on the way out. You know, none of my friends
went to a school that had a werewolf hunting program that
you could get a degree in. Or would it be more of like just
a very specific type of exterminator?
You know, there's the type of guy that deals with rats like
ratatouille. You know, maybe a guy deals with
some other vermin, some raccoons, some possums,
something like that. But every now and then if you've
got a really bad problem, Wallace and Gromit in the case

(02:19:31):
of the were rabbit, you just call in the vampire werewolf
hunter and he takes care of that.
It's a experimental extermination trade you guys can
go into regardless. At that point, it's almost like
the neighbor trusts him and he can reveal his, you know,
werewolf secret. So he starts talking about how
he's a werewolf and people in his last town were starting to

(02:19:52):
hunt him so he had to move here and that's why he moved in in
such a hurry. And the entire time, the sub's
just smiling and nodding, pretending that all of this
makes sense because once again, you just don't want to be the
dude to tell crazy werewolf guy that he is a crazy werewolf
dude, you know? Especially now if he's talking
about how people are out to hunthim.
It's definitely not worth it. And after a while.

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He finally gets the venting out about how hard it is to be a
werewolf, and he looks at his neighbor.
He shakes his hand and he goes, man, thank you for being cool
about this. You know, usually people aren't
very understanding about it. And he's like, oh, what do you
mean people aren't understandingabout you being a werewolf
usually. And he's like, well, usually
when I tell people that I'm a werewolf and I have the ability
to shapeshift and every full moon I become a wolf, they get

(02:20:35):
intimidated by my power and pullaway.
But I can tell that you have a true warrior spirit and
understand the werewolf heart. I can, you know, understand that
you are not intimidated by my power.
And listen, dude, I don't think they're pulling away because
they're afraid of your werewolf power.
They're afraid of sentences where people say that like if
you do not have a warrior heart,you cannot understand the power

(02:20:56):
of a werewolf. You know, it just kind of makes
people maybe feel a little unsafe.
Like if I thought you were just friendly neighbor Hank, you
know, you were over here fixing my fridge and then you start
telling me about how people are hunting you and you're a
werewolf. I might just avoid going outside
if you're outside in the future.Nothing personal.
You know, I'm, I'm just afraid of werewolves.
It's it's a. Phobia of mine.
It's really bad phobia of dogs. So werewolves, basically the

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same thing. I just can't be around it, you
know? No offense, Hank, thanks for
fixing the fridge, but I'm not going to take the chances of
getting turned into a werewolf myself.
Even better, dude, if you don't want to be around your neighbor
and he's saying he's a werewolf,this is your perfect chance to
just tell him you're allergic todogs, you know, because then he
can't come around you. You're not calling him crazy.
You're not saying you don't believe that he's a werewolf
because you know, you don't wantto be the person to do that.

(02:21:41):
That's someone else's problem. That being said, you are giving
him a reason that he can't come hang out with you that like,
he'll understand. Oh, fair enough.
You're allergic to dogs. Yeah.
You can't be around werewolf hair.
That makes sense. OK, does it really?
No, but he thinks he's a werewolf.
All right, we got to work with what we got regardless.
Anyways, the neighbor finishes talking, and instead of just
walking back to his property, no, that's not what a werewolf

(02:22:01):
would do, he drops on all fours and goes back to his fire and
just kind of leaves this dude standing there more confused
than he's been in his entire life.
You know, very few things I think are more confusing than
the first time you meet An IRL werewolf.
OK, very intimidating, but he does have a warrior's heart.
Don't forget that. Regardless, he's just kind of
standing there, goes inside and is thinking about it and he's

(02:22:23):
like, all right, obviously the dude might be a little bit out
there, but I'm just going to avoid crossing that neighbor and
just avoid interacting with him in general.
And he didn't go around telling people because he figured nobody
would believe him. I mean, honestly, imagine going
and being like, hey, you know, the dude that just moved in, He
thinks he's a werewolf, especially because what was
really confusing, the dude actednormal every other time.

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Like it wasn't like he told anyone else he's a werewolf.
It wasn't like he was being weird other than when it was a
full moon, you know, and then he's a werewolf.
Like seriously, dude was at H&R Block filing taxes at 4:00 PM
and then howling at the moon at midnight type of vibe, you know,
a real werewolf professional each month without failure,
though on the full moon, he would like be out there howling,

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which you know, is something that you never really think in
the modern times. You're going to be hyper aware
of. I maybe some people people are
super into the moon. I just feel like I would never
really know if it's a full moon or not.
But because of this dude's neighbor just out there doing
his little wolf ritual thing, the subscriber has to like keep
track of the moon just to make sure he's not accidentally out
in the backyard on a full moon. You know, you got to know when

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the phases are coming just so that way you, you get your
waning gibbous on or whatever waxing.
I can't think of the other one. Regardless, there's moon phases
and stuffs, but you don't want to be out there if your
neighbor's a werewolf on a full moon.
No thank you. That's how you end up going
missing and being a dog toy. Imagine somehow in all of this
that he's like actually a werewolf.
And we look crazy for just making fun of it and assuming

(02:23:51):
he's just a little bit off the rocker.
You know, like next time he actually transformed into a
werewolf and like throws a car at his neighbor's house with his
newfound strength. I don't really know what
werewolves get when they transform other than being a
werewolf. Like, I don't know if that comes
with super strength or not, but it should.
Like if you're going to be cursed to turning into a monster
once a month, you might as well be able to throw a car while
you're the monster. Because I feel like now that I'm

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thinking about actually being a werewolf, it would suck.
There's really not many benefitsto this.
If it's real. Obviously it's not.
He's not a werewolf. But think about it, dude, you
just are like stuck inside for the full moon no matter what,
You know, you're just going to lose control of your body once a
month and turn into an uncontrollable killing machine
giant dog thing. You know, like maybe this guy's

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not. He seems like a peaceful
werewolf. Maybe the the movies got it
wrong. I just feel like there's really
no benefits to being a werewolf.You know, vampire immortality.
Not for me, but I could understand why people could want
it. I'm not getting the whole
werewolf vibe. Regardless, I just kind of
figured you guys would enjoy that story because it involves a
crazy neighbor and it's a bit different from the other stuff
we've been talking about lately.So you know, if you did enjoy

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And hopefully I will see each and every single one of you guys
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awkward to have people staring at you while you poop.
Real talk though, guys. Today I'm going to be telling
you guys the story time of I watched an old drunk man on a
golf course total his golf cart and then start begging me not to
tell his wife, even though I didn't know who his wife was.
I'll know. It's pretty funny.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.

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It's not. Good mass racking our.
Ass Brazilian just turned 21 butmy banks a million swear I'm a
little drunk but it's a hell of a all right guys what's going on
so about a week ago I actually went on vacation I scheduled all
my videos ahead of time that wayyou guys wouldn't miss out on
any content but I was feeling really burnt out and I needed a
break and me and my friends wentdown to San Diego.

(02:26:59):
I went with my friends big baconbumpkin and we had never played
golf before. Like we had all been to top golf
and whatnot, but none of us had actually ever played golf
before. And we thought it would be funny
to like try to play golf while we were in San Diego.
So we all went ahead and we werelike, all right, let's go play
golf. So we got on Yelp and we found
the best golf course in the areaand we went and we rented clubs

(02:27:23):
for the day. We got a golf cart and we were
like, all right, let's get to let's get to some gaming out
here, some real outdoor Tiger Woods simulator without the
simulator part. I'm going to be honest, I really
suck at golf. OK, The only thing I'd ever
really done before I'd play golfed a couple times, maybe
when I was like 3 or 4, but I'd never like actually played.
I didn't remember it. My dad would just take me when

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him and my grandpa would play. So like, it doesn't really
count. But the only thing I'd ever done
is go to Top Golf. And top golf is fun, but trust
me, it is nothing like real golf.
That's probably obvious to everyone who actually plays
golf, but God, I was awful. We were all just terrible at it.
So where does goofing off, having a great time, being
pretty bad at golf, but having fun along the way.

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And the group in front of us wasthis group of old men that very
obviously was very in the golf. And I'm not going to sit here
and make fun of them for taking golf seriously because, look, if
I was retired all the time and you know, the only time I ever
felt like I was still alive was when I was playing golf, I would
take it pretty seriously too. But they were like yelling at
each other and whatnot. And they were also mixing

(02:28:25):
drinking with golf, which I knowis usually pretty solid.
And a lot of people do that. And, you know, I didn't
personally, but I know a lot of people do that.
But there is a certain point where like you start to get
sloppy when you're drinking, youknow what I'm saying?
Like you're no longer at the funbuzz point where you're just
feeling a little bit loose and still enjoying golf.
Like these guys were getting to the point where they were almost

(02:28:47):
throwing fistfights over what order they wanted to tee off in,
even though that's like predetermined anyways.
Like they, they were getting very, very sloppy.
And there were two different golf carts.
There were one driven by this old dude with like a handlebar
looking moustache. You know the guy from Cloudy
with a chance of Meatballs, The dad from that, he kind of looked
like that. There was 1 driven like that.

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And there was another one drivenby like a Steve Harvey looking
guy. So those two guys were chilling
and they were both driving the golf carts.
And the Steve Harvey guy was very chill.
He was not as sloppy as the other guy, but the other guy
kept trying to like race him. And when they were going from
hole to hole, they were like bumping into each other and
whatnot. And I wasn't paying attention in
a tattletale way, but we were just kind of paying attention

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because we suck at golf. And watching a bunch of old men,
like try to fast and Furious each other off the roads and
their golf carts because their wives aren't there is pretty
funny. And the Steve Harvey guy was not
having any of it. So every time the guy would do
anything he would like yell at him and it was just pretty funny
to watch. So the other guy with the
handlebar mustache, cloudy with the chance of Meatball man
starts to get really mad and he starts to be like, I'll race you

(02:29:49):
to the next hole, I'll do this, I'll do that.
I know how to drive a golf cart off roads.
And the Steve Harvey guy is like, okay dude, nobody cares,
you know what I'm saying? Because nobody really cares.
Look, like if we're out here playing golf, I don't want to
hear about how good you are at driving a golf cart in sand.
Like, that's cool and whatnot, but that isn't why I'm here,
bro. Like, that's really cool.

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That's the guy who, you know, you're out to eat with your
friends and like, you order a steak and all of a sudden he's
like, yeah, I drive a manual because I'm just the best driver
in the world. It's like, yeah, dude, we get
it. Driving a manual is harder.
But there's a time and place to flex about it.
And even then, what are you doing bragging about your golf
cart driving skills? Like, yeah, I can drive this
thing really well that I can't even drive on the road if I

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wanted to. Anyways, he starts like yelling
at the Steve Harvey guy and he'slike, watch this, watch this.
And he gets everybody out of thecart but himself.
And he starts going really, really fast towards this hill
over like a sand bunker thing. If you've ever been on a golf
course, they're the sand trap. So he starts going really,
really fast in this golf cart towards this like little hill
before the sand bunker. And we're like, what is he

(02:30:53):
doing? And I think in his head he
thought he was going to Dukes ofHazard it and like jump this
golf cart and it was going to besuper were sick and everyone was
going to be really impressed. But what really happens is he
like hit the lip of the jump. The golf cart goes up into the
air at like 0 GS for a second. Dude, he was probably sitting
there feeling his tummy coming up into his gut just like whoa,
no, you know that feeling when it's just aw, crap, and then it

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just slams down and when it slams down, it like flips and as
it's flipping the cages on the golf carts aren't very strong.
So it like bends it and rips thetop off and it rolls it
completely over. And then it's it's like goes
back down sideways. So he's back up on top.
So he climbs out of the golf cart and me and the boys go down
there just to make sure everyone's OK.

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His group and the other golf cart guy are like, Oh my God,
are you OK? And we get up there and he's
like stumbling back towards everybody and everyone's like,
yo, dude, it's OK, It's OK. And he looks at me for some
reason as I pull up on the golf cart.
And he goes, don't tell my wife.And I'm like, are you OK?
And he looks at me again, he's like, don't tell my wife.
And I'm like, OK dude, I won't tell your wife.
Are you OK? Like, do you need medical

(02:31:59):
attention? You know, cuz homie really just
jumped a golf cart and crashed, rolled it and then gets up and
is like, don't tell my wife. So he's like, yeah, I'm OK, but
just are you going to tell my wife?
And I'm like, dude, I don't knowyour wife.
I'm not going to tell your wife.And he's like, all right, so
you're not going to tell my wife?
I'm like, no, I'm not going to tell your wife.
And he's like, Oh my God, good. And then his, his friends kind
of come up and they're like, Oh my God, are you OK?

(02:32:20):
What are you doing? Like, Oh my God, everyone's
freaking out. Everyone's mad at him because,
you know, they're definitely about to get kicked off the golf
course. Let's be honest.
If you were a golf course owner and there was a bunch of drunk
old men out there and one of them had just totaled one of the
golf carts, like ripped the rollcage off of it trying to flex
and, like, race the other golf carts, yeah, you're probably
kicking them out of there. Like that's a situation where

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you can't even be mad if they kick you out.
You know, it's not a ridiculous reason.
That one's just a pretty logicalone.
Anyways, as his friends are pulling up, he's like ignoring
his friends. And he looks at me again and
he's like, do you swear you're not going to tell my wife?
I'm like, dude, I don't know your wife.
I don't know why he kept asking me if I was going to tell his
wife because I'm going to keep it a buck.

(02:33:02):
A no, I'm not a snitch. And BI don't know your wife.
Like maybe he thought I was the pool boy that she's been
cheating on him with all weekend.
You know, like, I don't really know what his thoughts must have
been, but I did not know who hiswife was.
And he kept being like, don't tell my wife.
And so everybody is kind of like, just sit down and wait.
You know, we're going to call the ambulance because it was an
older man. Like it was cloudy with the

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chance of meatballs dad, but tired mode.
You know, the guy in the thumbnail looks pretty smack
like this dude. So he's kind of like sitting
there and he's wearing all thesegolf clothes and everybody's
kind of just like standing around talking.
And the the his friends are kindof like, where did you guys come
from? And so we have to awkwardly
explain that we've been people watching them all day, just kind

(02:33:43):
of watching this guy go crazy. And when he crashed, we just
wanted to make sure that everyone was OK.
And then they obviously were nottoo happy with the fact that our
entertainment for the day wasn'tgolf, but it was just watching,
watching them be dumb because, you know, they could tell pretty
quickly that we were, like, justwatching them for the wrong
reasons. You know, we weren't watching
them because they were exceptional at golf.

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So they kind of got mad about that.
So we all decided that, you know, maybe it was time to cut
our golf adventure a little bit short.
So we did leave before the paramedics ended up getting
there. But yeah, part of my vacation in
San Diego was watching an old man just absolutely total his
golf cart. And then the first thing he was
concerned about was me not telling his wife.

(02:34:25):
That just makes me wonder like what, what does his wife know?
Like, come on. If you're the type of dude to
get that shaboodled and crash a golf cart that hard and total it
and then immediately know that your wife's going to be pissed,
that means it's probably not thefirst time you've ever done
this. You know, cuz like most people
would be like, Oh my God, I'm soglad to be OK.

(02:34:45):
It seemed like this dude Loki had experience with this, You
know, like if his wife found outshe was going to say, Daniel,
another golf cart. Are you kidding me?
You're going to get us kicked out of the retired pyramid
community if you keep doing this.
Like low key, what if this was the 8th time he's done that?
Every time he goes golfing he finds a way to crash a golf
cart. Last time it was into the lake
because he thought he saw an alligator even though it's in

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California. You know, this time it was
because he was trying to show off to Steve Harvey.
Whatever it is dude, it's just aweird situation.
I don't know why he picked me too because like, I really, I'm
not going to tell your wife bro.Even if she was right there, she
was like, did that just happened?
I would probably deny it becauseI'm not trying to get involved
in your wife being mad at you bro.
That's the last thing I want. Karen's don't like me enough

(02:35:28):
already. I don't want to give them more
ammunition to get pressed about my existence.
That's the way the ball bounces though.
Honestly, that's the life I'm trying to live.
I'm trying to get old and rich and that way I can just go play
golf and crash golf carts all day.
I'm kidding, obviously. Drive safe, drive responsibly.
The getting smacked and driving in general is a really, really
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times out of 10 it's going to end up with you totalling a golf
court and crashing it into the sand bunker and then begging the
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tonight. Yeah, that's right.
I actually called up ET. He's my boy.
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And he told me, yeah, so I wouldpress the like button.
Guys, I'm just trying to say ET ain't playing games out here.
And that being said, guys, speaking about ET today, I'm
going to be telling you guys a story about the time that I saw
a UFO. Like, I don't know if the story

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is going to be super long because, you know, it was a
little while ago, so I don't remember every detail in the
world. But I'll do what I can to, you
know, let you guys know by the time I saw a UFO.
I've been saving the story for awhile just because I've been
afraid people are going to thinkI'm nuts.
But, you know, I am crazy. So think what you want.
I don't care. Anyways guys.

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What's going on this? Is going to be the time that I
saw a UFO. OK, I know this makes me sound
like a crazy person and I'm not saying that I literally saw
aliens like I wasn't abducted oranything.
I can't confirm that Chewbacca was flying the Millennium
Falcon, but I did see a UFO thatI have no idea what it is
whatsoever and it is a pretty weird experience.
You know, when you guys are seeing this, I'm actually on on

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vacation. I scheduled these ahead of time.
So it was just a fun story that I felt like telling you guys.
It's probably not getting a lot of views, but Yolo will send it
anyways. And yeah, let's do this.
So I went to College in Utah, which is about like a 3-4 hour
drive from where I grew up in Las Vegas and I didn't really
like Utah a whole bunch. I'm not going to get into like a
bunch of reasons. I'll just put it this way.

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I like to, you know, have fun and experience.
Life in Utah as a state is entirely closed one day of the
week. So, you know, having fun on the
weekend is impossible when one of the weekends like just
doesn't work in the state. So every weekend, you know,
every chance I got, after a while I was like, I'm going back
down to Las Vegas and chilling. So I got very familiar with the

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drive to and from where I was going to college.
And you know, at first I was only doing it in the day because
like, I was afraid of driving that far in the night, all that
stuff. But as I got more and more
comfortable as like college wenton, I would just kind of be
like, whatever, I'll just pull an all nighter drive and then
like go to class in the morning right when I get right when I
get back to college, because it was just it let me spend more

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time with my friends at home, you know, and I just knew the
college thing wasn't going to work out.
I was making more videos when I was at home.
So like I was really just tryingto make the YouTube thing work.
So any excuse to spend more timedoing that and not doing school
work I was taking. So I just started like pulling
all nighters and driving at night.
Well, one day, you know, I'm, I'm driving, I think I was
driving to Vegas actually, regardless, you guys get the

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idea. I would drive at night.
I think I was driving back home to Vegas late for some reason.
I don't really know. But sure enough, I'm the only
person on the road. There's not a ton of traffic in
between Utah and Nevada, especially like in the middle of
the week at night when you're driving to Las Vegas on a Friday
night, it's pretty packed because everybody's leaving Utah

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to go party. Like on a Wednesday, you're
pretty alone. So I think I was seeing a car
maybe like 1-2 minutes, but it wasn't very frequent at all.
And I'm not gonna lie, I was speeding.
I'm not saying that speeding is OK.
I'm not advocating for it. You guys just have to know how
fast I was going in order for this UFO thing to be crazier.
So the speed limit was 80. I think I was going 103 when I

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really started paying attention.And like I said, I'm speeding,
don't speed that much. That is not good.
But I'm being honest. And the reason that I'm being
honest is because I see these headlights behind me and they
are gaining on me like fast, youknow, and when I say fast, I
mean like they are catching up to me and I'm not going slow.
It's not like I'm going 65 and there's a Rari going 120 flying

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by me. You know, I'm already going over
100 mph and this thing is comingat me at the same speed.
Like you expect a Predator missile in Call of Duty to be
flying towards the ground. This thing is moving and as it
gets closer I'm expecting to youknow like see a car or
something. And sure enough as it gets
closer I realize that like it's not even a car.

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I don't know what it is that I guess that's why they call it a
UFO and unidentified flying object.
But I'm not kidding you. It's like 2 lights about
headlight distance apart flying towards me at at least 200 miles
an hour. Like when I say this thing is
it's catching up with me, it's catching up with me fast in the
amount of time it cops up like in my rear view mirror to the

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time it's over my car. I don't remember it exactly.
And like I was a little freaked out.
So my, my memory of time might not be great, but I'm gonna say
like maybe 5 seconds. So it covers 2 miles of ground
like that. And as it's getting closer, I
realize that like there's nothing there.
There's no truck, there's not a car, there's nothing.
It's like there's just two lights, which is weird because
they're super low to the ground.Like I thought they were

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headlights. They looks like headlights from
a truck. Like, yeah, they were kind of
lifted off the ground, but they were 100% definitely like
absolutely at headlight level. Like, I'm not delusional.
I know when something is in the air and these things looked at
headlight level. So as it's getting close to me,
I realize that it's not a car. And just as quickly as it caught

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up on me, the lights go over thetop of my car in my lane.
They don't change lanes, nothing.
It flies over the top of me and I don't hear anything.
I just see these lights flying towards me go over the top of my
car and I'm like, well, if this is a plane flying that low,
first of all, there's a problem.Second of all, this thing would

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be loud, right? Like it flew over the top of my
car. So my first thought is I'm in
the middle of nowhere rural Utah.
So maybe it was like a crop duster or a plane or something.
But like I would have heard something, I would have heard a
propeller, I would have heard a jet of some kind of a plane's.
Ever flown over your house before?
Even 40,000 feet in the air you can hear it.
It's not like it doesn't exist. So I'm freaked out at this

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point. All I know is that lights just
caught up with me in 2 seconds when I'm going 100 mph.
Flew over the top of my car and made no no noise.
And to make matters worse, obviously I'm like tracking it
in my rearview mirror as it goesover the top of me, but I kind
of like follow it into my rearview mirror and like look
out my windshield to see anything go over the top of me.

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And I kid you not, the lights goover the top of my car.
I don't hear anything and I see nothing.
I don't see a Fleck of light. I don't see anything.
Like it's like these lights justflew over the top of my car and
disappeared. And I'm, I'm, I'm not crazy.
Like I've got 2020 vision, you know, I didn't see anything.

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I legit did not see anything flyover or past my car.
I just saw these lights fly overthe top of me and keep going
with absolutely no sound. So I'm scared at this point
because anytime you have something like that happen,
dude. I immediately started thinking
of all the stories of people whowere like aliens abducted me for

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six months and altered my memory.
And I'm like, dog, I'm really not trying to get abducted.
Like seeing a UFO is crazy enough, but I'm not trying to
get abducted. And I really had to pee when
this UFO had gone over me, dude.And I didn't pull over for the
rest of the car ride. I actually ended up peeing in
the McDonald's cup that I had while driving because I was so
terrified to stop because of theUFO.

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And, you know, before anyone calls me delusional or whatever
or crazy, I grew up in Las Vegas, you know, which is pretty
close to Area 51. I had never seen a UFO before.
Like, it's not like I have a billion UFO stories.
And I'm not even convinced it was an alien.
Like, I don't know what it couldhave been.
I have no idea. All I know is that anything that

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was like man made that I know of.
I don't know what the government's got locked up.
You know, I don't know if MasterChief in Halo is based on a real
story and he's just like waking up out of cryofreeze.
I don't know what the government's got hidden, but
nothing that I know can move that fast, that low and not make
any noise whatsoever. And you know, before anyone's
like, you'd be surprised. How quiet jets can be I've I've

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got family members in the. Military who have worked on
aircraft carriers and launched jets and I've told them this
story and they tell me I would have heard something too.
So to this day I genuinely have absolutely no idea what I saw
that day. I have.
I have no idea whatsoever. The only thing that does like
ease in my mind, I guess, is that it is the middle of the

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desert. You know, it's a very sparsely
populated area. So if there was any place to
test new military technology, I wouldn't be surprised if it's
there. But what definitely does not
make me feel better. OK.
And I didn't really know this until I started like researching
stuff when I got home that day. But Utah actually has, for
whatever reason, like a crap tonmore UFO sightings than every

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other state. They don't know why they don't
know. And this started like back in
the 50s. So for for whatever reason, I
guess Utah's got an alien problem, and I guess I'm a part
of that. I mean, I guess I could have
been across the Nevada border. I don't know.
I was in Utah or Nevada and whatever flew over the top out
of me scared me so bad that I pissed in a McDonald's cup.
So, you know, it was legit. But yeah, anyways, guys, that's

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scam. Edward from Twilight will break
into your room and bite you on the neck.

(02:47:18):
Yes, yeah. Last night he came into my room
and he said, hey, man, don't askme how I'm here or how I got to
your house, but I'm going to bite you.
And then he bit me and it was really awkward.
You know, I definitely was not agiant fan of it.
And if you don't want that to happen and you then you have to
press the like button. Guys, as you guys can tell from
the title, today I'm going to betelling a story about a neighbor
that's not Karen. All right, I I know what you
guys are thinking, Ryan. Ryan, Karen's the only neighbor

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that we care about. And there is going to be an
update about Karen at the end ofthe video.
So if you want watch to the end or you can skip to the end.
I don't really care about the updates in there, but I know you
guys love it when I tell storiesabout my crazy neighbors.
So that's what I'm going to be doing today.
Basically today I'm going to be telling the story about this kid
in my neighborhood that legitimately thought he was a
vampire and started a vampire cult by biting kids.
Definitely a bit of a weird fellow.
So, but yeah, hopefully you guyswill think it's entertaining.

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I I'm pretty sure you will. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. I think everybody had the group
of kids in their neighborhood that they would hang out with by
the electric box after school and like ride bikes and stuff.
You know, that that was pretty normal.
There was this one kid in our neighborhood, though, that was a
couple years older than most of the kids.
Like I think I was 7 or 8 at thetime and I think he was 12 or
13. Like he was enough older where

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we didn't really like hang out with him, hang out with him, you
know, but he was also young enough where he could kind of
hang out with us if we wanted. And he was just a weird kid.
Like most other kids in the neighborhood were pretty normal
6789, you know, in that general age range, pretty close
together. And we would just ride bikes at
the electrical box and hang out.But I don't know if this kid
just didn't have enough attention at home or what.
But his edgy Jean was like on X12 mode.

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Because when we would all be hanging out at the electrical
box riding our bikes and stuff, he would be across the street
wearing nothing but jeans and, like, long T-shirts and his mom
embroidered sequin hat that was black.
And like, whenever you would askhim why he was wearing that,
he'd say, I can't look at the sun.
I'm a vampire now, Back away or my instincts are going to make
me bite you. And you know, me being me, you
don't have to tell me twice if you threaten to bite me if I get

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close to you. I'm just going to stay away
because I'm not a big fan of edgy 12 year olds wearing
embroidered hats sinking their teeth into my clavicle.
But hey, you know that's just me.
Sometimes people are into getting turned into vampires.
I'm not personally a big fan of becoming a vampire but if that's
your thing, that's your thing. And this kid would wear long
jeans and and basically avoid the sun as much as humanly
possible. He would hiss at you if you got

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too close. He was always saying edgy things
about how he didn't know if he could control himself from
biting people when he was aroundyou.
And call me crazy, if you can't control yourself from biting
kids in the neighborhood, maybe you should get a therapist
because that's really not normal.
Like on a scale of normal, that's up there for one of the
least normal things to ever exist.
But hey, that's just me. And for the most part, he would
keep to himself. But one day we were riding bikes

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by the electrical box and he walked up and asked if he could
hang out. And we were like, sure, I guess.
So people start asking him questions.
And he? Starts telling us the story
about how he's a vampire and howhe knows he's going to be
immortal forever and doesn't want anyone else to suffer the
same fate. So he refuses to bite people.
And, you know, I'm 7. And I'm like, yeah, this is a
lie. Like, this is so obviously a
lie. Whatever.
So I asked, do you have any proof that you're a vampire?

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And he says, yeah, I'll be rightback.
And he goes home. And I'm like, all right, well, I
mean, if he has proof he's a vampire, then we'll believe it.
And everyone's around me like, no, I, I think he's a vampire,
dude. I really do.
So he comes back with a Capri Sun, like one of the kool-aid
Capri Suns with the red flavor in it, except he had, like,
peeled off the label in the early 2000s.
You could take the label off of them.
So instead of red kool-aid, it just had this red liquid in it.

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He goes, this is the blood that the doctor gives me.
So that way I don't have to feast on the innocence.
And I'm like, oh, OK, so like it's kool-aid and everyone's
around me is like, Oh my God, it's blood.
So he drank this kool-aid pouch all dramatically by like biting
into it with his teeth and, and sucking it out.
And I'm just like trying not to laugh at this point because it's
laughably obvious to me that this is kool-aid.
All right, I might be 7, but I understand bull crap when I see

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it. And I can tell you right now,
there is no way this kid is legitimately drinking blood out
of a pouch in front of us all. Like if he is a vampire, what an
easy way to get caught. You're not doing a very good job
of keeping your secret. So you know, he leaves and I'm
like, bruh, that that was fake. But I swear all the kids around
me just believe that he was a vampire.
Like I point out, it's kool-aid and the other kids in the
neighborhood are arguing with mesaying, Oh no, it was blood

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dude. There was no label on it.
Like trust me, I know kool-aid. That wasn't kool-aid.
I'm like, so you guys legitimately think that this kid
is a vampire. You guys, all of you as a
conscious have decided that a kid in our neighborhood is a
vampire. Like in a mortal vampire that
drinks blood from innocent people and then turns them
immortal and turns them into vampires.
And, you know, you'd think that'd be a wake up call.
You'd think that would make kidskind of be like, huh, you know,

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I didn't think about it that way.
When you phrase it like that, itdoes sound a little bit
ridiculous. But, you know, for some reason
that just doesn't resonate logically with them.
And they are absolutely convinced that we are neighbors
with a vampire. We are one of the only cities
that has vampires now. Whatever I guess.
The kids in my. Neighborhood were.
Just brain dead or whatever. And they all actually believe
that this kid is a vampire and he's drinking blood.

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Ryan, come on. So after he leaves, I kind of
tell everyone, like, yeah, we know this guy's full of crap,
right? And for some reason, every other
kid in the neighborhood is like,no, dude, he was drinking blood.
Like, didn't you see it? And I'm like, dude, that was a
kool-aid. Capri Sun with the rapper taken
off. They're like, Nah, man, I know
kool-aid when I see it. That that was blood.
Yeah. Because blood smells like
cherries. OK.
Like, have you guys ever scrapedyour knee and.

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And, like, looked at your blood?It does not look like that, that
I'm sorry, but he convinces the entire group of kids in my
neighborhood that he is legitimately a vampire.
And me being 7, you know, I'm kind of like, huh, I mean, this
is this is bizarre. This is not normal.
So I go home and I ask my mom and I'm like, mom, are vampires
real? And she's like Ryan?
Of course not. Why would you believe that?
So I tell her what's going on and she thinks it's funny.

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And I mean, as an adult, I thinkit's kind of funny too.
Some kid thinks he's a vampire, but she kind of tells me, no,
he's not a vampire. But like, let the kids have
their fun. They're probably playing a game.
They probably don't actually think he's a vampire.
And I'm like, huh, All right, maybe I should just let them
mind their own business. And if they want to believe that
he's a vampire, then they'll believe he's a vampire.
And it's no skin off my back, all right?
Seems legit. So obviously I'm a bit perplexed

(02:53:01):
at the current situation that isgoing on in my vampireness.
But hey, my mom said to let themlive their life, so that's what
I'm going to do. I'm a backup.
If you guys want to believe he'sa vampire, then hey, more power
to you. So the next day I go outside,
and that's when the problem starts to happen.
You see, not only was Billy JillThornton over here convinced
that he was a vampire, but he apparently convinced other kids
that if he bit them, they would be vampires too because the

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amount of kids covered in black clothing in 120° weather had a
basically doubled. There are now three kids sitting
here looking at me wearing all black and they're all acting all
e-mail like I need to control myurges.
I don't want to have to bite you.
And I'm like, bro, what is goingon?
And they proceeded to tell me, well, last night after you went
inside, we kept talking and we decided that the vampire
community needed to grow. So he bit us and they pulled

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down their shirt and they have like straight up bite marks on
their collarbone. So after I left, let me get this
straight. You guys decided that you're
going to open a vampire cult in the neighborhood, All right, And
then proceeded to let the strange kid that we've only hung
out once bite you so hard that it can leave a bite mark for a
day. And none of you saw any problems
with this? Like I'm 7 and I'm still sitting

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here wondering how you guys think this is a good idea.
And they're like, well, you know, the vampire community is
tight knit and it's a family andit's a gang.
So if you want to join, you haveto understand that you can't
betray us. Once you've made this
commitment, it's a lifetime. And I'm like, dog, I'm not
trying to get bit. You guys have a good time.
But every other kid in the neighborhood, it's like, oh, my
God, I want to be a vampire. I want to be a vampire.
Me, me, me, me, me. Bite me, bite me, bite me.

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Like, bruh, there was some weirdkids in this neighborhood.
So, you know, I decide signing up for an actual lifetime
commitment of vampire blood definitely isn't in my best
interest. So I decide that I'm going to go
home. You know, I'm going to go play
some Sly Cooper on the good old PS2.
I'm not getting involved with this at all.
But every other kid steps up, and I watch them bite each
other. And it wasn't like just a gentle
bite. These kids were trying to take

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chunks out of each other's collarbones.
OK, I'm sorry. In every vampire movie I've
seen, you just got to take a little nibble on the neck.
There's a little bit of blood and that's it.
But these kids were like, ah, I must eat your clavicle.
It was really looking wack. So basically I go inside, my
mom's like, what are you doing in?
You don't want to play with the kids?
And I'm like, mom, there is someweird stuff going on outside.
I don't want to talk about it, but it's weird.

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And she's like, huh, What do youmean?
I'm like, I just don't want to talk about it.
She's like, oh, OK. So she lets me play PlayStation.
You know, I'm playing Sly Cooper.
And maybe 20 minutes later there's a knock on the door and
she opens it and it's another one of the kids parents sitting
there. And she's like, hey, was Ryan
involved? And my mom's like, was Ryan
involved in what, what are you talking about?
And she's like the biting thing.And my mom's like, Ryan, come

(02:55:31):
here. And so I walk up and it's this,
it's this other mom and my mom. And like, were you involved in
the biting thing? And I'm like, no, that's why I
came inside. I thought it was weird.
Like I didn't want to get bitten.
And the mom's like, well, what did you see?
Because basically every other kid has bite marks.
And I was like, well, da da, da the 13 year old.
Kid. Told everyone that he was a
vampire and then brought kool-aid and told everybody that
it was blood. And then he said that if you

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wanted to be a vampire, you had to bite each other.
So he bit these two kids and then they bit everybody else and
they were all like biting each other on the clavicle.
My mom's like, oh, like just biting and my and.
The other kids mom. Was like, no, no, no.
Like biting. Like there is trunk, someone is
bleeding. That's why this became an issue.
And my mom kind of looks at me and she's like, why didn't you
say anything? And I said I told you it was
weird. I told you there was vampires
and you were like, let them do their thing.

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Like I tried to warn you. And she's like, well, I didn't
know people were biting each other.
I said that's why I came inside,mom, like I wasn't trying to get
bitten. So the other moms are like, OK,
well, I'll let everybody know what you just told me, Ryan,
good job not getting involved. Like, kudos.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, my mom taught me good
enough to not get bit by strangepeople.
That's not my favorite thing in the world, no offense.
And yeah, after that, there was only brought up one more time.

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I asked my mom what ended up happening and the 12 year old
kid basically got therapy and wasn't allowed to hang out with
the neighborhood kids anymore, which is probably the right
choice. You know, call me crazy, but if
you start a vampire cult of seven-year olds and have running
around biting each other, you definitely need a little bit of
help. You've seen maybe a few too many
vampire movies. The only other thing that ended
up happening with vampire kid ishe never really grew out of it

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all right? Like even up until when he
graduated, he ended up graduating when I was a freshman
or sophomore, he was still convinced that he was a vampire.
Like he was out by school. There was a whole clique of kids
that was vampires. I don't know why he always
wanted to start a vampire cult, but even in high school, he had
people that were convinced that they were vampires and they
couldn't go outside. And you know, I, I will say it
is kind of cringe that he would wear his mom's embroidered so

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like sequin hat outside, you know, super, super intimidating.
All you vampires out there. If you're listening, if you
really want to strike fear into your victim's heart, just wear
an embroidered hat from Pacsun and everybody will shake in fear
as you slowly walk up and bite them on the neck.
But yeah, if you guys want more stories of vampire kid, let me
know in the comments section down below, like the video and I
definitely will do more. Today's notification shout out

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goes to one of the realist homies out there, one of the
people that has supported me from day one.
It's pretty impressive. I know you guys will be super
impressed. It's a scrubby for life shout
out to you. Thanks for having on
notifications. If you want notification shout
out send me proof of you having notifications on my.
Instagram ad scrubby. I do have an update on the Karen
story, by the way. Basically, YouTube watched the
video. I emailed back and forth with

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them, got in a live chat. They said that the information
that the person reported did match my video, but when I told
them it wasn't the real name, then I'm good.
So the channel is going to be OK, we're going to be fine.
But on that note, don't get anyone pregnant guys.
And if you do, make sure they'rehot and I'll see you guys
tomorrow. I'm going to go start a vampire
cult Peace out.