Scrubby's Date To Prom(HBD scrubby fan3947)

karen stop please no!!!!!

Episode Transcript

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I feel like basically everybody who's watching this video knows

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that when someone's getting married, you're just supposed to
be really nice to him. Tell them, they look great.
Tell them their weddings are awesome.
You're not supposed to pick the day.
They're getting married to startgoing in, but someone sent a
story into me where this like Karen lady told the bride.
She looked like garbage and looked fat on her wedding day
and a bunch of very angry yelling and whatnot followed

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after. I thought it was an insane
story. I wanted to share with you all
obviously do not be this Karen but yeah, I figured it would be
a good story time. So without further Ado, let's
go. Striking her ass Brazilian just
turned 21. What's up guys?
It's your boy, scrub here, back again with another video.
Hope you're having a great day. I know, I am, and as I said in

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the intro, someone sent this into me, they got invited to a
co-worker's wedding which has tobe like, the worst type of
weddings to go to is when you don't actually know the people
like you don't know them very well.
You don't even know the person they're getting married to at
all. But you have to go because it's
like an old family friend or a 9th cousin or like a co-worker.

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But he ended up saying, yes, because when you're co-worker
invites, you to their wedding, you really can't say no.
So he goes to the wedding and everything's decorated
beautifully. Sit in there and he's sitting
like a few rows back from the front.
And there's a lady in the front,very loudly complaining about
how the wedding's ugly and tacky.
And they're surprised that therewas anything of class

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considering how trashy the brideis.
And he's confused because the person that sang this is not
saying it quietly. You would think even if you
really hated everybody, He at the wedding you would keep it
down because you're at a weddingknow this lady who looks like a
Karen is just going off and people are giving her dirty
looks and whatnot. And finally someone from the
other side at weddings, they usually split up the family,

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someone from the bright side looked over and told her to
like, please be quiet and respect the wedding.
And at that moment she realized how loud she was being and for
this situation she got really embarrassed, turned beet, red
and like shut up. And so he thought maybe she just
didn't realize how loud she was being.
That was gonna be the end of that.
She wouldn't cause another issuestill super embarrassing but not

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worth like an entire video aboutit.
So what ever the wedding happens?
It's the ceremony. The bride looks like a bride
really pretty? I don't know.
I just feel like there's something about people on like a
really important day where they just look good.
It's like the universe just aligns.
Even if you're ugly, 99% of the time on your wedding day, every
Dude Looks fire in a suit every lady looks great in the dress.

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It just is what it is, bro. And even if they look like
garbage, Even if you see your homie before, he's getting
married and it looks like he just fought a rabid raccoon in
the trash. Can you lied to him you lie to
him if you see a bride. And she looks like she just got
hit by a baseball bat. Yeah, tell her.
She looks great. It's not complicated.
It's their wedding day. They're gonna be looking at the

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pictures forever. They're gonna know if they
looked weird, but in this momentyou keep them happy and the
bride did not look bad. The groom did not look bad, they
both looked good and so they were doing that thing where like
you go down the line and you hugeveryone and say congratulations
or shake their hand. Like, I don't really know what
it's called and he happened but be behind the lady.
Again, the lady that had alreadybeen told to shut up once

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because she was being rude, way too loud and they're going down
the line. And the lady in front of him,
gets to the groom and starts gushing about how great he was
and how great he looks and how his vows were so beautiful.
And this guy's awesome, and he'sgonna be such a great husband,
just really going off about how great he is.
And the person who sent this to me guessed, it was probably like
his aunt or something like that.Was the age difference.

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She was a lot older than him. It's not like this was like some
lady that was in love with him or whatever.
I mean maybe maybe Sweet Home Alabama, but like I doubt it
hopefully not. That's not the type of stories.
We're trying to tell here on this channel ladies and
gentlemen, don't submit that stuff into me, but she gets to
the bride in the entire demeanorchanges.
It goes from this has been a beautiful wedding, you know,
you're gonna be such a good husband to just oh, hi,

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congratulations. And it's so awkward that even
the bride tries to make a joke about like, oh, wow, that was a
change of tune. And she looks at the bride and
says the rudest thing. You could possibly say, to a
lady on their wedding day. I'm not even sure why she
decided to say this, even if youdon't like someone, this is me.

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Like, even if I had mad beef with somebody, I feel like
there's certain days where you just, you just let it go, bro.
Like, if someone just had a kid,just let it go.
There's no need for the beef wedding day.
No? Need for the beef.
And if you've really don't like this lady, Why are you at the
wedding? Like that's what else.
I don't understand if you hate the person enough to say what
this lady said, next just don't go.

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But she looks at her and says ohdidn't lose enough weight for
the original wedding dress. I see in the bride's face, just
can torts. And she says, excuse me in the
groom that she had just been complimenting.
Even goes that was out of line and you need to leave right away
which like kudos to that guy. That's how, you know, that's
gonna be a couple, that'll stay together.

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You got a role together, man. If someone starts messing with
your partner, you gotta be like,uh, pal and especially something
that insanely, rude. And I don't even know why you
would say that. It's not like this lady, even
like, looked bad and even if shedid just why say that?
It's so out of line. You could have just said,
congratulations and moved along,but the Karen doesn't back down.

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And say, I don't know why I saidthat, that was so rude of me.
She starts like doubling down. What, why do I need to leave?
I'm here, Aunt. I don't need to leave and he's
like, well, if you're gonna be insulting my wife, Even saying
horrible things like that on herwedding day, then you need to go
and the bride now is getting emotional.
She's not crying, but it's like that, that in between stage,
where you can see the tears, excuse me, kind of like welling

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up in somebody's eyes. You can tell they're about to
cry unless something changes andshe starts getting mad being
like, you don't get to talk to me like that and stay here.
And the Ant starts trying to argue with the both of them
saying, well, like, well, I'm not gonna leave.
Well, what are you just gonna doif I don't leave?
And so the groom and bride startbeing like, you need to leave
right now in the entire line is still behind them.

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Keep in mind, it's supposed to be like this progression of
people saying, hello and congratulations to the new
couple they're having this argument with the lady.
That said some mad out of pocketcomment to this bride.
To be honest I'm surprised the bride just didn't start swinging
you know maybe it would rip the dress.
She's trying to keep it togetherfor a wedding day but if
someone's just that disrespectful I feel like, you

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know one slap is Justified. I'm not saying if the Cops were
called, you weren't gonna get introuble, but I think everybody
would understand. So at that point, some of the
bride's family comes up and they're like, you need to go,
and she starts saying about how she's not related to them so
they have no authority to tell her what to do.
And at this point you're just making a scene at somebody's

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wedding, bro. Like if people start coming up
to you in groups and telling youto leave at a wedding, just go,
no one's gonna be looking at youstanding up for yourself and
being like, man, that is awesome.
That lady is really got it together.
Know, everyone's gonna be cringing because you're the
person making the Giants seen inthe middle of a wedding.
So when she says like, oh well you're not my family, you can't

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tell me what to do. They go and they get the groom's
mother. So this lady sister or whatever
and she comes over and his like,what is going on and she repeats
the comment. I just said she didn't lose
enough weight to get into the original dress.
In the mom is like, what, why would you say that in the aunt
just starts going off about how she needs to be able to?
Be honest with her family, it's important for a communication in

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the groom's mom points. Out that like, will, you can be
honest without just being a massive jerk.
Like, you just didn't need to say that.
It's not like it was even part of the conversation and you need
to leave. Like, I understand why they want
you gone and you got to go in the ant start screaming about
how her sister is betraying her.And if she did this, she was
killing all The Sisterhood that they had ever built.
Which is so over the top bro. I feel like every family has

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that the group of family membersthat's just mad annoying for
literally. No reason going above and beyond
to make everything dramatic. But imagine you call somebody
fought at their wedding and thenyou start screaming that your
family's betraying you. When they say hey you got to go?
No, I think the real betrayal was coming to your sister's kids
wedding, and causing a ginormousscene and trying to upset the

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bride on purpose. And it makes you even less sense
that the ant has this much weirdbeef.
Because how much time is she really going to have to spend
with this couple bro? Even if your parents have beef
with the person that you're married?
Like it's a little too late, you're kind of stuck with them
now, but if my cousin ever triedto give me crap for anything.
I'd be like, dude, I see you twice a year.
No offense, but I really don't care what you think at all.

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You think this guy's gonna change his entire life for like
the random Aunt. He sees and gets a Christmas
card from, I don't think so. I think he'll be just fine if
you don't like the person. He's married to if anything
you're just showing your true colors and making him more sure,
the decision. So, whatever there are arguing
back and forth but everyone's very steadfast that she's got to
go. And so, finally, a bunch of

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people grew up in like escort her out in the entire way.
She's screaming about how she can't believe she's being kicked
out of this wedding. And this was so unfair and
unjustified and it's like, I don't know, man.
I really don't know what you expected to happen.
It seems pretty Justified to me.And so she leaves and everyone
comes up to the groom and the bride and starts trying to
comfort them and be like are youguys okay and the bride's pissed

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more than anything? She didn't, let her get her down
and like cry and ruin the day. She was more just mad because
She was like, I know I look good.
So that lady is on something. I don't like her.
You know, obviously justifiable things were said and everybody's
just telling her that she looks great and not to let him get
down because of that. And so whatever, the rest of the
wedding is fine and he goes to work with the groom on Monday,

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and is kind of talking to him about it, and he's like, man,
your aunt though, huh? And the guys starts telling him
that after the wedding, which isgreat.
Everyone had fun. The rest of the night, it didn't
get ruined. His aunt had started posting on
like social media and Facebook in the family group, chats and
whatnot about how she was so angry that she was considering
legally changing her last name. Just so she didn't have to be

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reminded of the traders that sheused to be related to.
And that's some dedication, bro.Like, I've got some family
members, I'm not exactly fond ofbut not once in my entire life,
have I been like, I gotta go getthat last name change just
because I don't like my cousin that much that seems way over
the top aspley for something youcause like imagine you show up

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drunk. To the Christmas party and start
fighting your uncles and then you change your last name
because you're mad at them. Yeah.
Okay. Yep.
Know the logic tracks 100%. Go for it.
Aren't name changes, ridiculously expensive and
complicated too. Like I think you have to have a
lawyer, it's a legal process, and no legal process is known
for being insanely cheap and on top of it, then you have to

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change over all your documentation, your social
security cards, your bank accounts, like, literally
everything, that would be a massive pain in the butt to get.
Again, you have to go do again. You think sitting at the DMV is
fun? Go for it.
Change your last name because you were stupid at a wedding if
that's really what floats your boat.
And so we talked into his co-worker about it and he's

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like, well what's your family gonna do?
And he says that his family was so just like flabbergasted by
the way, she acted in embarrassed, that they're just
gonna let her do it and they're not even responding to anything.
So she's just kind of going on, like posting to the void walls
and walls of text, and no one's reading it.
No one cares. No one's even going.
To interact. She's just talking to herself.

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I don't know, man, weird way to self-destruct overall.
Don't be the Karen. That's insulting.
The bride at her wedding and just don't insult people in
general for literally no reason.Someone starts beef, all bets
are off, but like just going up to somebody on their wedding and
saying they look like trash and look fat.
I don't know why you would ever do that.
There's like, not very many, there's no good reasons, I can
think of actually to ever do that.

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Anyways guys, I just thought this was a crazy story time.
Hopefully you enjoyed. I know it's a bit shorter.
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I'm out. Peace.
What's going on guys? It's your boy, scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am in today.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a story for you guys.
That was sent in by a subscriberwhich honestly is one of the
funniest Karen stories I've had submitted in just because of the

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Sierra stupidity of this Karen, you know, it's not even a
situation where, like, stupidityand confusion can be used to,
like, kind of give her an excuse.
This lady is just straight up really dumb?
But, you know, either way, I figured it would be right up our
alley. So, that's what we're gonna be
talking about today. But before we get into it, be
sure to press the like button. Otherwise no joke, no scam

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whatsoever. You're gonna be put into the
game fortnite in force to fight to death but the person
controlling your avatar is goingto be Timmy.
No thumbs from the fortnite worst players ever roster.
All right, so obviously We all know that first jobs are never
like the dopest things in the world, you know, it's never
exactly a dream job at least formost people.
I guess, if you're really, really lucky, you get your dream

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job on the first try. But for a majority of people,
the first job is something that kind of sucks.
It's just something that you kind of got to deal with it.
Teaches you a lot about the value of money, you know, just
exactly how much of a pain in the butt.
It is to get some in this person's first job was in a
Chinese, you know. And I'm not gonna say the name
of it. It's a popular chain of them but
I'll put it this way. The Chinese restaurant that he

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worked in was very, very American.
You know what I mean? If it had its own, like, Chinese
name. If there was an American named,
it would be called Grizzly quickly.
All right, so think of a Chineseanimal.
And then another word for quickly, if you manage to get
it, good for you. Congratulations, you saw the
riddle if you didn't, I don't know bro.
It's so anyways, the person who sent this into me started
explaining that most of the people that would come in and

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get food from this place were really, really cool.
You know, 99% of the time, people getting orange chicken.
I've really nothing complaining about or nothing.
Bad going on. So it's a pretty easy job.
Honestly, if you somehow managedto like, actually lose your
marbles while ordering food at aplace that gets you your food
quickly. I don't really know what's wrong
with you like just don't do justtell your mind to wait 15

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seconds and you'll get your food.
It's gonna be okay. But I guess one of these days,
it simply wasn't enough to know that the food was about to be
put on the plate for this Karen.All right, she just had a hanker
in for fried rice. That couldn't be filled.
Just buy the food but also by screaming at a worker for
something that's totally, not there.
Just a normal, Karen lunch activity.
And so the subscriber which I'm going to call Derek for the rest

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of the video. Just because, you know, it's
just easier to call him. Something was one day just kind
of serving up in the front of the store.
It's not too hard of a job. You know what I mean?
You just kind of got to take this stuff and whatever you hear
the person ordering you go over.You scoop it into their little
plate Bowl thingy and they go ontheir way.
It's a pretty simple job. And anyways, on this particular

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day, Derek is just kind of standing there.
Mining is own business. It's Is not particularly busy.
There's some people eating but like there's nobody in line
asking for food. So he's just kind of zoning out
staring out the window daydreaming a little bit and all
of a sudden the door opens. And in walks this woman dude who
is, you know, on her Bluetooth. But like not even just on her
phone, like still has one of theearpieces from the 1920s,

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screaming into it. You know, already really
annoying anytime somebody's in public having a really, really
loud phone conversation with their Bluetooth.
It's like immensely immensely awkward for everybody else,
right? But she's screaming into it.
Something about how she has to order this garbage Chinese food.
But she'll be right back and call later and like hangs up but
she says it incredibly loud. And at that point a couple of

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the people that were like eatingthe food in this restaurant,
kind of give her a dirty look cuz going into a restaurant and
saying that it's garbage and anyone who eats it is garbage.
Doesn't exactly like give everybody confidence that you
know you're the nicest person around so she gets some dirty
looks but overall everybody justkind of lets it slide because
you know, maybe She was making ajoke or whatever.
The one thing I don't really understand about this though is

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like, she's calling the food garbage to the person on the
phone. So like, why are you ordering
it? Do you know what I mean?
If I really really hate something like, oh, this is
absolute garbage. It's disgusting.
I just don't get it, you know, call me crazy, but I feel like
you have the ability to make that decision.
You have the ability to pick therestaurant, you want to eat at,
you know, what I mean? Especially, because this

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restaurant in particular, sure it's not the greatest Chinese
food of all time. It's not the most authentic, but
it's orange chicken doobie busting, all right.
Anyways, like I guess this lady for whatever reason hopped
inside her SUV for her lunch break, and decided to head right
on over to this place and put her taste buds in pain.
Like maybe she had a bad day at work and just felt like she
deserved the punishment or something.
That's how she was. Looking at it a little bit too

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intense for me treating, everything a little bit too much
like an anime Arc but hey I guess that's just the way it is.
So she hangs up on her blue too if after saying that and walks
up to the counter and Derek kindof starts walking over to her.
He was a little bit away and as he's kind of walking over there,
she It's like smacking the glassbut not even just smacking it
lightly like tapping on it. Kind of smacks the glass with
the palm of her hand, like a drum, you know, just bump bump

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bump, it kind of actually reminded this dude of like, you
know, the girl from Nemo that, you know, fish.
I'm a piranha that live in the Amazon like that girl who was
just shaking the bags banging onthe glass like a grownup version
of that girl. And she starts yelling at Derek
who is at this point still walking towards her and is like
two steps away. Hurry up.
Hurry up. Let's go.
Faster in like, you know, it's one thing to get somebody's

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attention if they're not paying attention to you, but he was
literally already walking towards her ready to help her
like. It wasn't like she needed to do
all this route stuff banging on the glass to get his attention.
He's already walking there anyways.
And even if he was walking too slowly for your liking, you
know, I don't know if you need to bang on the glass that hard
to get his attention. If anything, the one thing that
I've always thought of is like ayou should just never be rude to

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workers that. You know, really have no control
over what's going on. He's just here to serve the food
because it's a crappy job and you just shouldn't Be mean to
them but you, especially shouldn't be mean to the people
that are about to handle your food.
You know what I mean? Like, call me crazy, but I enjoy
my food without spitting it. So I'm extra nice to the people
that are going to be handling myfood.
It's just a pretty ballsy move to go out of your way, to be

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immensely, rude, to somebody, that's gonna be handling
something that you're gonna put in your body, you know.
It's like if I was about to get surgery, I wouldn't be going up
to the doctor and calling him a nincompoop.
Next thing I know I'm gonna wakeup from getting my appendix out
and like he's gonna have accidentally left to watch
inside me. That's either gonna take
forever. He's gonna cut me open again to
get back out. I'm not really down with either
one of these scenarios, so I'm just kind of nice to everybody

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that's helping me out. I guess this Karen didn't get
the memo though and was just deciding to go with the Rood
approach of just getting this guy to, like, not like her off
the bat before he even knew whatshe wanted to order.
But you know, Derek had more patience than any of us would
have been in the situation. So he kind of walks up to the
car and he grits his teeth and he's like, how can I help you?
You know what I mean? He says it a little bit nicer

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than that but he's somehow managing to bite his tongue and
not get him. Himself in trouble.
He probably just really needed the job.
Anyways, as I said, he grits histeeth and asked how he can help,
but this Karen, just kind of gives him a blank stare instead.
Nothing, you know, obviously, she had just been like, banging
on the glass telling him to hurry up.
So now, he's just a little bit confused because he's like, how
may I help you? And she's just not replying at

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all, which, you know, from the Karen's perspective, if you're
gonna beg somebody to hurry, theleast you could do is be ready
to order, you know? Like that's the least you could
do at least be ready to order but no, obviously that's not
what's up. And after a bit of Silence, he
finally just kind of goes ma'am.Like kind of trying to see if
she's even still awake. If she passed out or something
and she looks at him and is likeI'm obviously thinking kid even

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though she had been looking him straight in the eye, not looking
at the menu, not doing anything,like just staring at him, trying
to think about what she wanted, I guess, unless I guess like
some people aren't afraid of Icon contact.
But I, I, you know, I just feel like it's kind of awkward to
decide what you want to eat, while looking into the soul of
the person. And that you don't know that's
about to take your order. Like, this isn't your kid, this

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isn't your family member. This is just a random person,
and she's just staring into his eyes while trying to figure out
what she wants to eat off the menu, you know?
Maybe she just has a thing for like winning staring contest
that the other people aren't aware that there in, she has an
undefeated record, mainly because people aren't trying too
hard if they don't know what's going on.
Searching the inner depths of his soul for his personal Panda.

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Oh, grizzly, grizzly, Express order.
I appear into your soul for my culinary designer.
Anyways, she's just kind of staring into him and kind of
like, looking down at him and heobviously thinks that this point
that she's just nuts. You know, she's not talking to
him, she's not making eye contact.
Literally, the only thing she's doing is just kind of staring at

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him. And at that point, I guess she
had decided that she was just done talking, you know, from
then on, she was gonna be communicating purely through
like moving and just taping on the glass.
But she didn't say anything likethat.
She doesn't give a warning Doesn't say okay, I'm ready to
order or anything like that. She just starts banging on the
glass above it and like pointingat stuff.

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She's on the other side of the glass just silently pointing at
chow mei, not saying anything and he obviously doesn't really
understand. So she bangs on the glass again
and points at the chow mein and he's kind of like, okay.
So he starts scooping it a little, he gets some of that she
moves over bangs on the glass points.
At some rice, he gets some of that and then he goes, okay,
well, what do you want for like your, your main course, like,

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what meat do you want, you know,do you want veggies?
Do you want meat? And she looks at him and says,
only two words, okay, she doesn't say thank you.
She doesn't say, um, what he got, she doesn't need to think
anymore. She just looks at him and just
goes orange, chicken and walks away.
And those words, she decides to say, normally everything else
she had said at this point was basically at like a sonic, boom
level of volume. She was just screaming at this.

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Poor kid, his eardrums were probably damaged, but those two
words, for whatever reason, she decided to say it just
completely normal volume, just orange chicken.
I don't know if she thought it. Deserved more respect, or like
what the dealio was. But that was just whispered
normally. And then she stands up Taps on
her Bluetooth and like, gets back on the phone, you know, she
starts talking loudly to whoever's on the other side

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about her boyfriend's dog. And like he just whatever's
going on in her life and he justTunes are out until his work is
done. He goes over and they were out
of orange chicken. So he starts making more, you
know, and he can't help but overhear some bits and Bobs of
the conversation because she's screaming it out loud.
Like, it's not like she's doing any service to herself to try to
keep it private. And she's talking about how she

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hates dogs that poop, which, youknow, is kind of funny.
Like she was talking about her boyfriend's, dog and starts
telling her friend that all dogs.
That poop are just really annoying and like a pain to
clean up after. And I don't know if she was
trying to be funny or it was just stupid.
But either way, I don't think she realizes that like that's
all of them bro. I don't think that there's a
model of dog that just does it use the restroom.

(23:29):
I think that's just all living things.
No, dog has a button on it, where you can reset the bios to
no poop mode. Do you know what I mean?
Like, oh, I love animals. They're really the sweetest.
They make me happy until they either have to use the bathroom.
And that point, I think we might, as well, you tonight him.
Like, what do you mean, dude, every dog has to use the
restroom. Anyways, he makes the orange

(23:50):
chicken. He puts it down and he starts
scooping it. And for those of you that Don't
know what orange chicken is. I don't know how you wouldn't
but, you know, I'll explain it. I guess, it's like this chicken.
That's, I did not like a chickennugget.
I don't know how to explain it, but it's got this sauce on it.
Like an orangey sticky type of sauce texture wise.
I would relate it to like a Teriyaki ish but not really,

(24:12):
it's basically just like chickenwith sauce on it.
Do you know what I mean? And I personally think that the
sauce is pretty bomb, you know, I'm a little bit biased because
I just like it. It's not actually Chinese food.
It was made in America to like become Americanized Chinese
food, but it's pretty good. Anyways, he kind of starts
scooping it in and she gives hima weird.
Look at the first goop, but on the second scoop, he goes to put

(24:32):
it onto the little spot where like it's supposed to go.
And she starts screaming at him.What are you doing?
What is that? What is that?
You idiot you? That looks disgusting.
I said, orange chicken. How stupid are you, like?
Are you kidding me? What are you skipping into my
bowl? That's not what I ordered.
And he is just insanely confusedbecause this lady had said that
she wanted orange chicken. He was positive of that because

(24:55):
he had printed, like, a little thing with her order on it and
it said, orange chicken. So, he looks at her and he said,
yeah, you wanted orange chicken,right?
And she says, yeah, that's not orange chicken in it.
This point he's just confused because he's looking down at
what he's scooping into the bowland it's orange chicken.
He'd been working here for a while.
Derek knew what it was. He had just made it.

(25:15):
He knew for a fact that this wasorange chicken, but this lady
was saying that it wasn't. So obviously he doesn't know
what's happening. So, he looks up at her and goes,
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shut up and get back to the video now.
Thanks, and she starts saying, no, it's not, it's not orange
chicken. So he's confused.
And he asked her to like fine. If it's not orange chicken then
can you pull up on your phone? What you mean?
Because she's pretty confident that she's got an orange chicken
from here before and she's like,you know what fine, if you're
not smart enough to know what itis, then I will pull it up.
Just she goes to her phone, she starts Googling, and she's

(26:19):
taking a while. And you know, she finally comes
back and she says, I want this and she turns the phone around
and I'm not messing with you, bro.
Orange chicken is just very obviously, a type of chicken
with sauce on. It's a Chinese food.
There's no way that you should be able to get it confused with
many other. Are types of chicken especially
with what this lady thought, orange chicken was, which was

(26:40):
and I'm not messing with you guys chicken nuggets.
She turned around her phone and showed this dude.
A picture of some chicken nuggets and said this is orange
chicken. Don't you know what this is?
And obviously he's confused. He's like yeah.
I do know what this is. Most people know what a chicken
nugget is but that's not orange,chicken and she's like that

(27:02):
definitely is orange chicken. Every restaurant makes this look
at the color of it and this ladyhad thought for some reason that
like you know the breading on the outside of a chicken nugget,
how its kind of orange-y I guess.
Like that that bread color. She thought that was orange
chicken. Like the way that the color was
on the outside of a chicken nugget was orange chicken.
So he's like ma'am. That's not orange chicken.

(27:24):
That's a chicken nugget. This we don't even have chicken
nuggets here. Like I can't make that for you.
We don't have fried chicken. I can't do that.
This is what we have, as our orange chicken and she won't
accept that as An answer like you would think at this point
the normal person would be embarrassed back down and be
like, oh my goodness, are you serious?
Like I don't know what food thisis.

(27:44):
I just wanted chicken nuggets and be the least bit
embarrassed, but she starts arguing and saying that because
he knows that he's wrong, he's afraid to admit it because he
doesn't want to get in trouble which doesn't make sense to me.
Like obviously, if this dude, this was a misunderstanding and
he could just make some chicken nuggets.
He could just do it really quickbut this restaurant just does it

(28:04):
have them? I'm not kidding.
This place does not offer that as a menu choice.
So he's kind of like, I don't know what to tell you and so she
says that she's not gonna pay for her food and he's like,
well, I already served it. So I don't really like, he
doesn't really know what to do. And she starts demanding to
speak to the manager. So, Derek, at that point
decides, all right, you know, I don't really want to get my

(28:25):
manager involved. It's going to be embarrassing
but like at this point it's kindof what I've got to do.
I don't really have much more ofa choice here because this lady
is gonna make me get like fired or I don't know.
It's something bad is going to happen because she doesn't know
what orange chicken is and I do,and it's just not worth it to
lose my job because this lady doesn't know what orange chicken
is. Anyways.
Derek goes and gets his manager and his manager comes out and

(28:46):
they kind of have the same argument.
His manager says the same thing.Ma'am.
That's not, you know, orange chicken.
That's a chicken nugget. We don't make those and she's
arguing with the manager now saying that him and Derek are
in, cahoots to like make her look dumb and make her look
silly for quote on quote, not knowing what orange chicken is
but you can't trick her, she's knows what it is and what's Wild

(29:07):
is about. This is the confidence to me.
Like, you know what? I guess a chicken nugget is
orange. I could see.
I guess I could see other mistake would happen.
You'd still have to be living under a rock, like, Patrick
Starr, but I could see how it happens.
But like, the confidence to start accusing people of some
conspiracy theory, to make sure that you don't get your chicken
nuggets. Like what planet are you on,

(29:28):
dude? Anyways, the manager is trying
to smooth it over the way managers, do he's offering her
coupon. He's telling her that she can
come back but she just keeps demand Name chicken nuggets and
he just keeps telling her. Like, we literally do not we
don't have them. Like I don't, I don't know what
you want me to do in this situation.
So finally, she says that she's gonna call the police and both
Derek and the manager are kind of like, what do you mean,

(29:51):
you're gonna call the police? And she says that she's gonna
call the police because there's this law, and by law, the police
can force them to make a menu item that she ordered.
And she knows that she ordered what she wanted and they're kind
of like, okay. I mean if you really want to
call the cops they're gonna come.
But they're going to agree with us and you're gonna look silly
because you didn't order chickennuggets.

(30:13):
You ordered orange chicken but she is so set on being right?
That she pulls out, her phone gets on the horn and starts
being like I'm being disrespected at this
establishment. Here's the address.
They're trying to scam me out ofmy money.
Did I make it sound all bad? And they're like all right we'll
have somebody out there so obviously because it's not a
priority, there's other stuff going on at takes about 15

(30:33):
minutes and throughout that 15. Minutes.
She's just kind of pouting and one of the boots, waiting, the
police show up. They walk in, and they kind of
walk over to Derek and the manager and they're like, all
right, what's the situation? And before they get an
explanation for them, caring runs over and starts yelling.
And at that point, there's two cops, one of them takes care.
And outside one of them talks tothese guys, they usually do that
whenever they're talking to people.

(30:54):
And the people that work at the Chinese restaurant, start
explaining that this lady thinksthat orange chicken is a chicken
nugget. And she's screaming at them to
make her this thing, but they literally don't have the
materials for it. So there's nothing they can do.
And the cops stops laughing or starts laughing and he's like,
no seriously, what's going on? Because he doesn't believe that
something. This stupid is actually what God
him out there. So they're like no I'm not

(31:15):
kidding you, that's what's goingon.
So he trying to figure out if they're messing with them or
not. So all right, stay here I'm
gonna talk to my partner just make sure that we've got the
same story here. So he goes out there and they
hear yelling the Karen yelling. And then they see the Karen
flipping off the cops, getting in her car and driving away.
They were like standing behind the counter and they could see
out into the parking lot. And so they're kind of like well

(31:37):
I guess that's a good sign for us and the cops come in and both
of them are like laughing. And they say that, you know,
they thought that you were messing with us.
When you said that she was this mad about thinking orange
chicken was a chicken nugget butI guess to the cop she had
started screaming at him about how this restaurant was
disrespecting her. And, you know, they just had no
right to be in business anymore.If this is how they were going

(31:57):
to treat Americans, all that stuff and I guess in the
confusion, the cop thought, the same thing, everybody else had
thought and been like I don't really feel like they serve
orange. Like what do you mean that
Warren's chicken wasn't right. Like that's really all they
started. They don't serve chicken
nuggets. She's super confused or the cop
is super confused. You guys know what I mean, so
obviously he kind of asked to see a picture of what she had
wanted to order. So she shows him a picture.

(32:20):
He says ma'am, that's chicken nuggets and now she starts
accusing the cops of being in onthis conspiracy too.
And I guess when she had startedaccusing him of being involved
in the conspiracy too is when his partner had come back out to
just like, see what was going on.
And obviously he comes out and hears her Screaming about
chicken nuggets and whatnot. And he realizes that the people
in the restaurant, joking, like this.

(32:41):
This is actually what this lady is, this upset about.
So he started laughing. Well then the lady had thought
that they were laughing at her because well they were but like
you know not directly. It was more of a laughing at the
situation type of thing. So she started freaking out and
was like that's it I'm out of here.
You guys are idiots even though the cops were just kind of doing
what the pants or what the Chinese place workers had said,

(33:04):
which was they're gonna come here inside with us because we
just don't have chicken nuggets.Like that's just not something
that's on our menu. I don't really know what the
Karen expected but they can't make you make something that you
don't have that a restaurant. That's not how it works.
But yeah she ended up leaving after that but a grown woman
called the cops over some chicken nuggets.
A little bit of a misunderstanding I guess she

(33:24):
called the cops over orange chicken.
But whatever you can't have yoursandwich and eat it in a bread
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about a Karen that lost it aboutthe most ridiculous thing I've
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You. All right guys.
So the person who set this to me, I guess was working at a

(35:07):
frozen yogurt store and they said it was usually really
really busy when they first got the job in the summer.
But at this point, it's become really slow because they live in
a place that has some pretty strong Winters.
An obviously, you know, wheneverit's snowing outside, the last
thing on people's mind, can be frozen yogurt.
So they had reduced their hours and they had like kind of cut
back on the amount of workers that were there because it was

(35:29):
just never really busy in the first place during the winter.
Anyways, one day this lady comesin and is like, do you have
frozen yogurt? Keep in mind, the name of this
place literally has frozen yogurt in it.
So you know, the subscriber is like, yes we do ma'am.
How can I help you? And, you know, she starts being
like, good. I'm gonna take a look around
before I let you know what I need, you know, and he's like,

(35:50):
all right, whatever. And she starts to look around
the restaurants and one of the other things that like they had
done earlier because of the winter season is, they had only
kept like the really Popular flavors, you know, the kind of
like less popular flavors that were selling as much.
They just decided to not have inthe winter because there wasn't
enough people coming and gettingit to make it worth it.

(36:11):
So they had the really popular flavors but about half the
machines didn't have anything inthem.
Just because, you know, it was just not worth it to be ordering
the supply and she notices, thathave the machines are empty.
And instead of like, calmly asking what had happened or you
know, asking what the flavors were?
She gets angry. Why do you not have all your
flavors ready? What is wrong with you?

(36:32):
You have these machines here that are empty.
You might as well just put a sign on the door that says false
advertising. If you're gonna have machines,
that look like they would have frozen yogurt but don't have
frozen yogurt. I wouldn't even have walked in
here. If I knew half the machines were
empty, and he's just kind of confused because he's never seen
someone that mad at the machinesbeing empty.

(36:52):
It's not even like they have no frozen yogurt, they just don't
have like banana flavor. You know what I mean?
Like, is stuff like that. And so he tries to explain to
where that, like, you know, the winter is not.
Necessarily visit very busy at afrozen yogurt store.
So, in order to cut down on cost, a little bit, his boss had
decided to not stock, all the unpopular flavors, not that
people didn't get them. It just like people weren't

(37:13):
ordering them in the winter, youknow.
And he figures that makes sense because it tracks logically to
me that like frozen yogurt is less popular when the entire
world is frozen around you. And she apparently just
disagrees with that. She's like that's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard. Why would you not carry flavors
in the winter? Everybody knows that frozen
yogurt is like one of the most famous winter Christmas treats

(37:37):
of all time and I'll be honest, I've literally, never heard that
before. I've never heard somebody be
like, my favorite Christmas dessert is frozen yogurt, maybe
it was specific to her family. But like, is that a thing?
I've never heard of ice cream being a Christmas thing and
neither had the person who sent this into me, so they don't
really know how to reply to that.
Like what am I supposed to say to somebody saying that ice

(37:58):
cream is a winter snack. And so they're like, well, Okay,
either way, we're not very busy lately.
So I guess a lot of people don'tlook at it as a winter snack,
which I feel like is a very respectful way of saying, if you
look at that way, that makes sense.
But, like, you know, not a lot of people do.
So it doesn't make sense for us to carry all the flavors just
for you, but she assumes that hewas being sassy by saying that

(38:21):
and she's like, is that back talk?
And obviously, it wasn't back talk.
So he's trying to nicely explained, you know know,
obviously I'm just saying that we're not very busy this time of
the year. And that's why we don't have the
flavors. You said that it was stupid of
us because it was a winter tree and you have frozen yogurts very
popular in the winter. So I was just explaining that,
like, I don't know where you're from, or, you know, what, frozen

(38:41):
yogurt shops you're used to, butwe're not very busy in the
winter and instead of just beinglike, Oh okay, Miss
communication, she says you're lying to me.
You're lying to me about how busy you are.
Now, I know you're lying becauseI know frozen yogurt places are
always busy. Give me your bosses number.
Now, in the worker is just confused, right?
And so he's like, man, are you sure that you want to call my
boss? Think there's a misunderstanding

(39:02):
and she's like, give me the number to your boss now and he
doesn't really know what to do. She's not leaving.
So he finally breaks down and islike, all right, I'll hand over
the number and usually, if there's a chain and they call
the boss, like they just sell out the employee pretty quick.
But this was like a frozen yogurt.
Stop that was owned by a family in town.
It wasn't his only business. He was like a big businessman,

(39:24):
but it was owned by a local guy.So that way his kids could have
a job in high school, you know, he wasn't one of his kids but
like, it was one of the kids he had hired to work there.
So he handsome the number and his like, all right, go ahead
and call and I think the Karen was expecting it to be a
corporate number where she was just gonna be able to bully
whatever worker was on the otherside.
But she calls and surprisingly he answers and he's like, hello.

(39:46):
How can I help you? And she just immediately starts
screaming. She doesn't introduce herself.
She doesn't say she's calling about the frozen yogurt shop.
Why do you not have all your flavors of yogurt?
Everyone knows. That frozen yogurt, is very
important to have a mixture of flavors.
Is and if you have half your machines empty then I don't
understand how you expect me to find this business reasonable.

(40:08):
It's disgusting. Why or have your machines empty
and she had put them on speaker,I guess to flex like what he was
gonna say back to her. And he just kind of is like, um,
well I don't know what you're talking about but it's not very
busy. This time of year and those
products add to our cost so because it's not busy.
We got rid of the products people don't order.

(40:28):
And to me that makes perfect sense, right?
Like, I'm very much following the logic here.
I understand why you would make that decision.
Obviously. And that being said, dude,
apparently, the Karen just disagreed was like, no, I'm not
tracking the logic here. I just want to know what
happened to make this lady feel.Like frozen yogurt is like it's

(40:48):
so important to have 30 Machinesof flavors one and on top of
that, how dare they not have allthe flavors ready in the winter?
Because everyone knows that frozen yogurt is a specialty
important in the winter. I have Early, never heard of
that before anywhere, dude. Like let me know in the comment
section down below if I'm just stupid, or if this lady is just

(41:08):
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Anyway, she doubles down. She like, that makes no sense.

(41:30):
In the owner. Just isn't the type of person to
get like pushed around like that.
So, he just says, well, you know, I've done it this way for
20 years, I've always done this in the winter and you're
literally the first person to ever complain about it.
So, I don't know what to tell you.
And she starts to say something about how like he was ruining
Christmas by not having all the flavors or whatever.
And instead of just letting himself get yelled at he did,

(41:53):
what anyone else would want to do in that situation and like
just hung up the phone cuz, you know, he's a grown man.
You don't have to get yelled at like that and she's like, did
he? Just hang up on me.
Did you just hang up on me? What?
What? Let me speak to the manager.
Get the manager now, I cannot believe that, that person just
hung up on me. You need to get me the manager
instantly in the worker is just kind of like, Uh, you know,

(42:17):
standing there so she tells him again, go get the manager.
Are you stupid? Why are you just standing there?
You know, you could have solved this by now, go get your boss
immediately and he's kind of sitting there and he goes, man.
I don't think you understand that person that you talk to on
the phone wasn't corporate, likeit wasn't somebody out of state.
That was the owner. The manager isn't going to
change anything because the owner just told you what he

(42:39):
wants to do. Which to me is like obvious that
the manager can't really overpower the owner, that's not
the ranking system. If the owner said, don't do
anything about it, the manager really can't do anything about
it, but whatever the Karen can'tseem to accept that like she has
lost right? If the owner of the place tells
you you've lost their really isn't much that she can do but
she doubles down. I said, get me the manager.

(43:01):
This instant go get me the manager and so he's like, all
right, and he goes to the back and he's like some lady is
losing it right now. She's saying that we are
basically ruining Christmas because we don't have all of our
flavors ready and that, you know, Know she wants us to do
something about it. I don't know what she wants us
to do. We don't have the flavors, but
she insists on talking to you. And so, the managers like, all

(43:25):
right? And so, the manager comes out of
the back room and Karen takes her Froyo that she has in her
hands and just throws it at the manager and his manager ducks,
like, she manages to dodge out of the way because she had just
been in the back. Making ice cream and Karen at
that point, just decides to run out of the store.
Like she literally said, go get the manager.

(43:46):
Just so when the manager came out, she could throw frozen
yogurt at her, which has to be one of the pettiest DodgeBall
moves of all time and she tries to make a quick getaway, right?
Like lickety split running out the door.
The only problem is she's not agile at all and she gets to the
like the the whole door and she just pushes into it.
So it doesn't go anywhere and she just like slams into the

(44:06):
door and she bounces back and falls down and everybody's like
what's going on. And she gets up and scrambles to
like, get out of the door as fast as possible.
And Second attempt gets better, you know, it did take her two
tries to outsmart the door, but she manages to do it and she
leaves and as she's leaving, she's like, you guys better not
call the cops and like, obviously, they weren't going to

(44:27):
call the cops because like, whatwere they really gonna do?
You just threw Froyo at them andlike, said that it was against
Christmas or whatever? And they decided that like there
wasn't really much that they could do other than what they
could do. Anyways, which was Banning her.
So they were like, if she comes back just don't let her come in
and obviously they just acceptedthe fact that sometimes people
are not. I don't know though, man.

(44:48):
I love that. She thought this was a felony,
like she's running away in her first thought is like I might
get arrested for throwing frozenyogurt.
Has she done this before? You know, is it a repeat
offense? Has she spent time in The
Slammer for it a couple times. Seriously though, I have never
heard of frozen yogurt being a winter treat.
It just doesn't make sense to me.
Even if it is a thing, it's justthe logical.
Why would I want to eat frozen things in the winter?

(45:09):
That would just make me more cold and like on top of it even
if it is a winter thing, is it not good that it's open?
Like Give I owned a froyo place in a place where Winters are
harsh. I'd probably close it.
The fact that even stay open with half the flavors as a
benefit, you know, and even thenif you love Frozen Yogurt, why
attack the poor people that are just trying to give it to you
you know like it's just some poor manager comes out from

(45:31):
making frozen yogurt in the bag.Just gets assaulted with a face
full of dairy. No, thank you, man.
Nobody deserves a face full of dairy, no matter how much you
think that they're ruining Christmas.
Dude, even the Grinch. Anyways guys, I think that's
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the planet. You should definitely check it

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out and get yours. I would appreciate it and, you
know, it's almost the end of December.
So, go cop it. And, yeah, on that note, guys,
that's gonna do it for the video.
Like I said, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hotand hopefully, I will see you
guys all tomorrow with another video.
I'm out. Peace.
I'm never understood. Why Karen's decide to take their
hatred for their lives out on everyone else.

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Like it's not our fault that your life sucks, okay.
You don't need to make everyone's life miserable, but
today's story time I have is a Karen that insisted on trying to
teach someone a lesson only for it to backfire and her face and
end up with her in the back of acop car.
Thought it would be a story time.
You guys would enjoy. So, without further Ado, let's
get into it. Just turned 21.

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All right. What's going on guys?
It's your boy. Scrub here, back again with
another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know, I am, here's
yesterday's, comment of the day.This guy actually gave money
with this comment. I didn't even know you could pay
to comment, but thanks for the five dollars.
I'll spend it wisely and buy wisely.
I mean, useless digital items and video games.
I won't play in a year, but today's story time is going to

(47:44):
be about a Karen that was sent in to me by this dude named
Eric, and Eric was a pretty chill guy.
He didn't love his job but it was his job.
He happened to work at a gas station as the dude inside, who
like gets you your drinks puts money on your pump, whatever it
may be and it wasn't you know anything glamorous.
It's not like you would want to camera crew to be following him

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around but he liked it in the one benefit was that he got to
interact with the bunch of crazypeople.
A gas station seems like it would be one of the best places
to interact with some interesting characters to say
the least probably feel like you're like Bumping into a GTA
NPC, three times. A shift, some guy comes in with,

(48:26):
like, a parrot on his shoulder, not a real, one of stuffed
parrot and talks to it, and makes it talk back to him,
whatever it may be, he just had some pretty crazy customers.
For example, there was one guy in that would come in with, like
this stuffed animal dog, that was on a leash and he would make
it look like it was walking and it was 100% a stuffed animal,

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he's not an idiot. You're able to tell apart like a
stuffed animal from a real animal, but this guy would come
into this gas station all the time and get the exact same
drink and chips combination and walk this stuffed animal dog and
at first he thought maybe it wasa conversation starter like the
guy is lonely or whatever. Just wants an excuse to talk to

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people. So one day when he came in after
he had known him for a couple weeks, he decided to ask him.
Hey, why are you deciding to walk around that stuffed animal?
And when he asked the guy, why he was Walking around that
stuffed animal. Dude, the guy's face can toward
it as if he just smelled. The rankest fart of all time
walked into the bathroom after somebody had food poisoning

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levels of discussed in. Got angry saying, what are you
talking about? It's not a fake dog, it's real.
And he looks down at this dog and it's just very obviously
fake. But the guy is getting
increasingly angry like almost shaking with anger over him
daring to question the reality of the dog.
So he just kind of Let It Go andever since he's paid some more

(49:52):
attention in the guy treats the dog.
Like, it's a real dog, 100% not,but those are the type of people
that he was interacting with that this gas station.
And what's Wild is that the second crazy person he
interacted with in the story time whatever most days in the
middle of the week, it would be pretty slow.
There was like a huge rush of people on the way to work
getting gas and after work getting gas, but for most of the

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time, in the middle of the week at like 11 a.m., there's not a
whole lot going on, some people would come in.
In. But for the most part, it would
be dead. So they would do stuff around
the store but he's standing there at the counter because he
had done everything he had to do.
And this woman comes in and he'snot trying to like pay
attention, but he can't help butpay attention because the way
she's acting is super weird. She kept like looking at him

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staring at him and whenever he would look over, she would look
away really fast and like she wouldn't move or do anything
when he was looking at her seriously to the point that if
he looked over she pulled like someone trying to avoid a
Jurassic Park dinosaur of velociraptor thing, it's side of
space on movement, don't move, she would just freeze.
But what ever he kind of just stops looking at her directly in

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his watching her out of the corner of his eye because it's
the only person in the store in the fact that she was being
weird, made him more suspicious if she would have just come in
and said, hey and grab the drinkthen like he wouldn't even have
thought about it anymore, but her trying to not be noticed,
made him want to notice what shewas doing more and he watches
her go. Over and fill four, like freeze

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cups up to the brim with cherry freezes.
And he's a little bit confused on why she needs four of them.
And these are huge cups. These aren't little ones.
He looks out, doesn't even see acar out there.
Realized she must have walked upso he doesn't know why she needs
four of these things. Unless she's trying to give
herself the world's biggest brain freeze.
You know, my mom said I'd never amount to anything, so I'm gonna

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get the world's biggest brain freeze and end up in the
Guinness Book of World Records, but he didn't really think that
was going on. But at the same time, he didn't
really care. Sure, it was bizarre but as long
as they bought stuff, it didn't matter to him.
Whatever floats your boat. He's not gonna tell you to not
spend money. Hey, you over there, I don't
know what you're spending your money on, so get out of my
store, you can't spend it in here like that would just make

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no sense. But she comes up to the counter
and he starts trying to create some small talk as you do as the
cashier like it's just kind of forced.
Hey how's your day? Do you need anything else that
type of stuff, they cashier doesn't actually want To be
having this deep conversation with you or even conversing it
all they just have to and she snaps back at him when he asks

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how her day was going and is like, I'm buying for freezes.
How do you think my day is going?
And I'm gonna be honest, I'm notreally sure how you would even
reply to that and Eric didn't know what to say either.
So he just kind of looks at her and doesn't know what to say.
Is it going good like? It could be going one or the
other either. You're buying for ginormous
freezes because you're having a party or you're in a great mood

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or you're trying to cope with something.
I don't know. That's not my job.
I was just asking how your day was because you're a customer
trying to buy stuff. This is the type of person that
you read about in a math problemlater.
It's like Janet bought 37 Isis. It's like, why did she do that?
We don't know, but Janet loves diabetes.
I just don't really understand why you would need all these.
But the total comes out to like 15 dollars and he's not trying

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to create any more small talk after she kind of dumpsters him,
trying to do it the first time, the total comes out to 15 and
she put It's her card in the machine and it goes, and it
goes, and it goes and it beeps, but it doesn't do like the
approval beep. It does the beep of declining
and Eric, literally did not care.
He got paid by the hour if the card got declined and you needed

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to try again, you needed to try.Again, it was a really old chip
machine. It's not like he expected it to
work all the time. Sometimes it didn't work.
So he just looks at her and says, oh, something must have
messed up. Can you like swipe it again?
Can you rescan? It put the chip back in, not a
weird comment. Pretty standard.
Well, she starts getting insanely defensive being like

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you're a machine is broken. I know I have money.
It's not my fault that you don'thave a machine, that's able to
read my car. And he's just taking a back on
the aggression because he had just very calmly said, go ahead
and do it again. So he kind of looks at her
confused and says it again like yeah, it's not that big of a
deal. Go ahead and just do it again

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and it should go through no biggie.
And she's very Sense of about how she doesn't want to do it
again. She knows that she has money and
he says, well unless you scan your card, like there's no way
for us to get the money and I can't let you take all this
stuff unless you pay for it. So I don't know.
You have to try again. So she puts her card in and it

(54:37):
takes like the longest 30 seconds of all time, you know,
in a situation is just mad awkward.
So time, just starts feeling like it's going on forever,
that's what's happening. And the cards just reading,
reading, reading, reading, and sure enough, it declines again
and he just kind of looks at herand doesn't say anything because
everything that he has been saying, has apparently been

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wrong. So he was just gonna keep his
mouth shut and she looks at him and says what now and he's like,
well do you have another car? Do you have cash or something?
And she says, well, I have no other way to pay and he's like,
well then I don't know what to tell you and she starts trying
to get trip him. Well, I think you should just
give it to me. It's not that big of a deal.
It's 15 dollars and he had worked with people before if

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they were maybe Or too short, one or two cents, short sure,
whatever. No big deal.
But when somebody comes up to you and expects it, it's just
completely different. Like, oh, give me this 15
dollars worth of stuff for free and it's not like they really
needed it. No one needs four giant freezes.
So he just says, like, I can't do that.
And instead of being reasonable and just thinking to herself,

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ah, dang. Well, that's my fault.
I couldn't pay for it. She does the exact opposite and
start screaming at this. Poor Eric Guy saying that he's a
moron and it's his company is fall that they don't have a card
reader that can read cards because she knows that she has
money and if he would just give it to her, it would help her day
out but he's not gonna give it to her and that's why he's a

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selfish bad employee. I don't think he's a selfish
employee to not be giving out things for free.
It's just not his story dude. Like what would you like him to
say to his boss? If his boss comes back and says,
hey, why did you give away all this stuff for free?
Well, she said I was being a jerk because I didn't give it
away for free. So I had to yeah, that store's

(56:26):
not gonna be in business for long.
I promise you everyone. In the neighborhood's going to
be running and telling the guy that they don't have money for
it and if he doesn't give it to them, then he's mean that's just
not a good way to stay in business.
It's not his fault that you can't pay for it.
He can't just go away giving away free stuff.
So he kind of says that much being like look man, it's not my

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fault that your car didn't read but you're putting me in an
awkward position when you asked me to put my job on the line for
a stranger that I don't know, pretty logical pretty reasonable
and instead of replying to it with anything near that, she
just starts, threatening him saying that if he doesn't give
it to her then he's going to regret it.
And she's going to make sure that he suffers way too intense

(57:08):
for just some stupid Frozen. Sweet Water you know they just
put some flavoring on Ice. It's not like it's really that
deep you're gonna regret this. I'm gonna make you pay over a
sugar drink dude over a sugar drink I didn't even know, people
could be this addicted to Sugar.She's acting like, she's on meth
withdrawals and someone's withholding it from her.
If you don't give me these, I will make you suffer.

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Like what in the Marvel cartoon evil villain is going on?
And he doesn't back down. If anything, it pisses him off
even more that she's gonna sit here and try to threaten him,
force him to back down, and giveher this stuff for free.
So he just says, no, you can't have it for free.
I don't know what to tell you and she lifts up two of the Isis
and puts him above her head. And says, I'm gonna throw him

(57:52):
and he's like, don't throw it. Come on.
Even if you throw him, I'm definitely not gonna give it to
you for free, and her response to that is to throw two of them
on the ground. And it was almost like gallon
smashing, you know, that stupid Trend way back in the day, where
people would go into grocery stores and throw gallons of milk
on the ground. That's kind of the vibe.
They just flat everywhere. They make a mess in the workers.

(58:13):
Just thinking Eric is like I have to clean this.
All up. This sucks.
Absolute butthole, I don't want to clean this up.
So he says that She needs to getout, that's too far.
She picks up the other two in response to him saying, get out
and says that she's not gonna leave.
All right? Well you have to leave, you can
either leave or I'm gonna like call someone to make you leave

(58:34):
and she throws the other two on the ground and Eric really
didn't want to have to call the cops.
He didn't want to have to call everyone but she doubles down
and says that she's not going anywhere.
She literally won't leave and sohe has no choice but to start
dialing 911 and he's doing it all dramatically to try to get
her to like, run away and leave.All right, I'm calling them.

(58:56):
I'm gonna call him and she's just not leaving.
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You'll be cursed by a 900 year old witch and she will Take all
the baloney from your fridge Eric calls, the cops lets them
know what's going on and they'renot in a rush.
They're like, is she stealing anything and he says, no, but
she says she's gonna wait, I told her to leave and they're
like, well, we could basically only get her for trespassing.
He says, yeah, I know, but she'snot gonna leave.

(59:38):
So they said they were gonna send someone over and he
literally on the phone in front of her says, I hope she just
leaves before you guys get here.He does not want this to turn
into something. He wants this lady.
To just get out of here. It's not that big of a deal but
she is just standing there arms folded acting like she just has

(59:58):
no, where better to be. Which listen, I don't know if
she came in here trying to make trouble but if you did you
succeeded you created trouble. Now, get out of there before you
get in trouble for the trouble. The entire time.
They're waiting for the cop to get there though.
She's angry at him as if he's done something annoying.
Oh yeah, he's the annoying one. Not you.

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The lady that came. To his work started, causing a
bunch of problems. And then after he said leave I'm
calling the cops just refused toleave because the cops are gonna
come here and magically be on your side.
She just keeps blaming him for things too like dumb things
around the store. She's saying, the way the
products are set up is stupid and he's an idiot.

(01:00:40):
If he set it up like that, believe it or not, he didn't set
it up like that. So it's just bouncing off of
him, but about halfway through, just insulting him for the
store. The way, he handled things, she
starts getting like upset about what had happened to her Isis,
in almost Tears. In Her Eyes, like grown woman on
the verge of crying is screamingat him, and he's behind one of

(01:01:03):
those plexiglass dividers. And as she screaming at him, the
spit is just hitting this divider, almost adding like a
little, like a rain effect on a window about how he ruined the
Isis and she just wanted to enjoy him and he's so, so evil
for that. Yeah, he's evil for not.
Giving them to you for free. And then he's also evil for

(01:01:24):
possessing your brain and makingyou throw them on the ground.
No one told you. You had to throw them on the
ground and make a mess. That was your invention.
How are you gonna blame the guy that had nothing to do with
that? If you would have?
Just let me have them for free. I wouldn't have thrown them on
the ground. You made me throw them on the
ground. It's your fault.
You're gonna have to clean it up.
Whatever though for about 15 minutes, she's just sitting

(01:01:46):
there arguing with him saying that he's an idiot.
He's a loser. He's never gonna amount to
anything. Even if he like never amounted
to anything more than he was in this moment.
He would still be above you because you're the person
screaming angrily at somebody. That's apparently worth noting.
I don't think anyone's like worth nothing, but if someone
was worth nothing, I wouldn't even waste my time being mad at

(01:02:09):
them. I wouldn't waste my time arguing
because they would be worthless.So, if you actually think this
guy is worthless, it's weird with spend so much time being
upset at him. The police finally get there
though. And they, Walk in, and they see
her in this puddle of icy. Four very large Isis have been
on the ground now, for 15 minutes, it was already a mess
but it's just become more of a mess in the worker hasn't come

(01:02:31):
out from behind the counter because he has the little
divider but she's like so angry.She's spitting at him.
So the last thing he wants to dois go around and try to fix it.
It can wait until all this is handled, but the cop walks in
and takes a deep breath. Almost like he's just too tired
to be dealing with this. He's off in 20 minutes, this is
the last thing he wants to be doing and he asks her like

(01:02:52):
ma'am, what happened? And you would think she'd be
smart enough to deny it, at least for half a second.
Oh officer, I don't know. This is so crazy, but she
doesn't, she starts bragging to him about how she had gotten mad
at the cashier and Eric had deserved to have this thrown on
the ground. She would have thrown it at him
but he's behind that stupid plexiglass thing and he's lucky

(01:03:14):
that he's behind that because she would have hit him instead
in the cop is like what are you talking?
About, you're telling me that you wish you could have attacked
this cashier and you made a giant mess in the store because
he wouldn't give you something for free.
Well, no, I tried to pay for it but my card declined and he
wouldn't give it to me in the cop is just super confused

(01:03:35):
because like what do you want him to do about it?
You called the cops and waited here hoping that they would show
up and tell him he had to give you the Isis for free in the guy
at that point. Eric looks at the cop and says I
don't know why her card declined.
I told her to try again and whenit declined again and I said,
she couldn't take the stuff, shestarted freaking out.
I didn't actually expect her to be here.

(01:03:57):
When you guys showed up, I thought it would be a situation
where you came, and I would haveto just give you a statement,
but she insisted on waiting. She said she wanted to meet you
and the cop kind of looks at herconfused at the situation and
just says is that true ma'am? No denial.
Even after having it explained back to her from someone else's
mouth, which definitely should have made her feel more ashamed

(01:04:17):
and more dumb. No, shame energy just Yeah,
whatever. I get it.
It is true and the cops says well you have to go and you
can't come back like if you comeback and they call the cops and
let us know that you're here, you're going to be in trouble
because at this point you've broken a lot of the laws that
are in place to protect the employees.
So you've got to go and she starts trying to argue with the

(01:04:38):
cops saying that she's going to come back and she doesn't even
have to go, but she will just tomake his day easier.
But she's 100% going to come back here and she's not worried
about it because the cop won't be there.
In the cop, does not want to be there.
That is very clear. He doesn't want to be there, but
he has to deal with it. And so he's telling her like
you're telling me that you're going to come back and keep her

(01:05:00):
asking him. Is that true?
And she says, yes and there's nothing that you can do about it
in the cop, looks at her, folds his arm and says, I can arrest
you for that. Just leave.
I can arrest you for trespassingright now, so can you please
just leave? I don't want to have to do that.
Don't give your permanent record, something to have on it,
just leave, but she's standing there all defiant, she's like,

(01:05:23):
got her phone out, filming him, and his saying that he can't
arrest her for anything just because she's in here, making a
scene is nothing that she could be arrested for and he cites the
law back to her. That makes it possible to arrest
her for like causing a disturbance disorderly contact.
You know, harassment on the guy who works there trespassing
because they've told her to leave and she's still isn't

(01:05:44):
getting it and she quadruples down and is like well I'm not
leaving. So you're gonna have to make
Take me leave in one last time. This cop being patient is like
just leave I don't want to have to arrest you over something.
This dumb. This is not something that
you're going to make a huge point.
About no one's got your back, NoOne's Gonna Make a GoFundMe to

(01:06:06):
get you out. Like just leave, it's okay this
guy doesn't want to be involved either and Eric is like yes just
please leave. I just want to get back to my
day. This is taking forever and she
refuses again in kind of gets upclose to both of them.
And at that point, the cop grabsher arm and just goes to like
escort her outside. He's not trying to slam her on

(01:06:27):
the floor, WWE style and she starts screaming bloody murder
why. I just wanted to get my Isis.
He wouldn't let me. This is so unfair.
I can't believe that in America you don't have the right to an
icy, the right to an icy. That's a new one, bro.
I've heard a lot of people say that like, I don't need a

(01:06:48):
driver's license. I'm just traveling.
I've heard some dumb stuff. I've never heard anyone say
that, like, you should have a right to sugary drinks.
I didn't know that was somethingwe needed to work into the 2.0
Constitution. Eric, at that point literally
goes to the back freezer and just stays in there for a bit
for like five minutes when he comes back, she's gone in the
back of the cop car. He can't see a whole lot but he

(01:07:10):
sees that she's freaking out. Like just not being very happy
back there and the cop asked himokay.
Like what's the whole story there has to be more and Eric is
like, dude, they're really is not more.
I do not understand why she insisted on coming in here and
doing all of this. I really told her to leave.
I thought she was going to leave.
It's like she just insisted on staying until he got there.

(01:07:32):
And once the guy gets there likewhat do you Want him to do about
it. If he's seeing you throwing
stuff at people you're saying you're going to commit a crime
and come back just 100% you're just gonna do it.
Even if he leaves right now, youwill come back.
You leave him. Literally no choice.
Like there's not much he could do especially when you start
freaking out trying to attack him but yeah, overall just don't

(01:07:54):
throw stuff on the ground and ifpeople tell you to leave, then
just leave or throw stuff on theground and if you are gonna do
it, just make sure they're subscribed to me first so
they'll send it in like if you're gonna do this, at least
make sure that I get a video outof it, you know.
Anyways guys, I think that's gonna do it for the video.
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and every single one of you guystomorrow.
I'm out peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy, scrub here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And if you are having a great
day, trust me, it's about to getbetter.
Because today, I have a subscriber story that was sent
in about a cult of, Karen's thatexisted in their neighborhoods.
That's right. Not one, Karen, not two, a whole

(01:09:19):
Cult of Karen's really just doing their best to like, throw
down this poor kids neighborhood.
But I, yeah, it should be a pretty entertaining video.
I'm sure. So, uh, if you're hyped, press
the like button, if not, that's cool too.
And without further Ado, let's get right into it.
I'm in the streets. Like a Tokyo girls on me.

(01:09:43):
Everywhere I go, I'm driving crazy on the country club
lifestyle is something that mostpeople don't get to experience.
All right? Like it or not, most of us will
never get to get in the ivory walls of a country club where
like, I don't know the dads Drive golf carts and like this,
the streets gold. And I don't know, I didn't grow
up in a country club but regardless apparently the

(01:10:04):
Halloween card like candy is really good but one thing that
nobody ever considers when you think about moving into a
country club is that you're gonna have to deal with Karen's
of another level. All right, because in a normal
neighborhood, you're going to have some Karen's, you know,
it's just the reality of the situation, you're gonna have
some Darren's which are male Karen's.
But for whatever reason, when you get to a country club, the

(01:10:26):
rates of Karen's and Darren's, you know, the male and female
Karen's Skyrocket like legitimately Skyrocket because
you got to imagine what's one thing that All Karen's just
love, you know, they love power.They love like feeling entitled
and like they deserve things. And what is a place better known
for entitlement? And people feeling like they

(01:10:47):
deserve stuff than like people in a country club, you know?
And so the person who sent me inthis story is basically like the
moms in this neighborhood are absolutely insane.
They have a ringleader, which isbasically the wife of the head
of the HOA, which is the, the homeowners association, which is
kind of in charge of the neighborhood and like, their
little gang, their small little group of moms, you know,

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basically does their best to rule this neighborhood with like
an iron fist. He's not even kidding.
When he said that one morning, he woke up and looked outside
and saw these soccer moms walking down the street, with
rulers, trying to make sure thateverybody's Lawns were like
within the certain threshold of the size, the grass has to be In

(01:11:30):
listen, I know country clubs arenice but I feel like I would not
want to live in a neighborhood where, like I had people with
rulers walking around, trying tomeasure and make sure that my
grass was short enough. Like that's not even called
taking care of your neighborhood.
That's just called being a psychopath.
But that's what these Cairns were do.
They basically thrived off dramaand whenever they would find

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somebody breaking the rules in the neighborhood or like
whenever they would do anything that was, you know, relatively
annoying to the Karens instead of going to the HOA and
legitimate League complaining. They would go on the next door
app, which is hilarious. If you've never looked in your
neighborhood and basically, justlike subtweet, everybody that
they were mad at in the neighborhood, you know?

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Like, let's say that you're you're, you're yards too long,
right? It's two inches overgrown and
you drive like a white Toyota Corolla.
Let's just say, a white Toyota Corolla for the sake of the
story, you would log into the next door app, and it would be
like to whatever absolute moron would make the choice to drive a
white Corolla. We know that your lawn is too

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long, and we can tell by your car that you are already have
bad taste. So, if you need someone to take
care of your lawn, please let usknow.
Like these ladies were legitimately just walking around
the neighborhood. Bullying, everybody on the next
door. App for like the smallest little
transgressions. But the only problem is, if you
try to stand up to them or do anything, like, usually the

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rules were on their side and because they're ringleader was
married to the head of the HOA, they usually got away with it,
you know, like it was like, well, can you just trim your
lawn? Like, it is against the rules.
I know my wife's a little crazy,but please and usually, it's all
right. This person had just moved into
this neighborhood and they hadn't been through a summer
with them yet. And like I guess during the
winter and whatnot, the Karens were kind of crazy.

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Like, during the springtime, when lawn started to grow, they
were kind of crazy but nothing could prepare anybody for what
happened that summer when the Country Club pool opens.
Because once again man I don't know what it is about like a
country club pool but once Karen's get around their their
power levels start like increasing.
I swear I honestly think that with Karen's the son or like the

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water around the pool increases their energy because whenever I
worked at a grocery store when Karen's would come in a
swimsuit, you automatically knewyou were about to get yelled.
That because they're crazy people.
So, whatever the summer comes inthe Karen's immediately, go back
to just, like, trying to ruin everything.
But this time at the pool, anytime you went to the pool,
all the like members of this Karen cult would be sitting

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there, you know, waiting for youto run or do anything and like,
you know, just so they can complain and cause problems.
So, basically, there's starts tobe like murmurs around the rest
of the community of all the other moms and like all the
other dads being like, yo, thesepeople are Loki out of control.
They're like you ruling the neighborhood with an Iron Fist
and everybody was a freak afraidto speak out and say anything

(01:14:20):
because like they would find a reason to get you in trouble
with the HOA and being in trouble with the HOA when you
own a house is just not fun likeit's just a pain in the butt.
It's not the worst thing in the world but it's just a pain.
But you know finally the Fourth of July is coming is the summer
time and everybody's starting toget annoyed but like I guess
rumor around the neighborhood isthat this Cult of Karen's throws

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like a great Fourth of July party, you know, they go
fantastic and that's why the neighbor.
Hood is kind of willing to put up with them a little bit is
because the party, they throw issupposedly so great that
everybody like forgets about it for a couple months until they
start to get annoying again. So obviously, everybody's very
excited. They've taken over the pool and
whatnot, but the Cairns are liketrust us.
We need to shut down the pool for a week before this.

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You know, Fourth of July party. They made the lifeguards that
were working at the pool, help them set up all these
decorations and stuff which likeif I had gotten a job as a
lifeguard and then had to spend a week, can like with a bunch of
angry moms that definitely were not nice to work with setting
stuff up. I would definitely be annoyed
but what ever so they closed this pool for the week to set

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up, this Fourth of July like Extravaganza, you know, and
everybody's like ah this is gonna be awesome.
Let's go. But what you have to understand
is once a pool gets to a certainsize, you have to have a life
guard on duty. Like if there's not a lifeguard
on duty, it doesn't matter. That's gonna be important later,
and it's also going to be important that they force Is the

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lifeguards to help them with stuff.
So I guess like all week, you know, they're setting things up
and finally, the Fourth of July comes and everybody goes in and
apparently the setup of the party is great.
The decorations are set up, everything set up, everything's
going fantastic. And so so everything's going
fine at first, but around the pool, the Karen's kids like this
Cult of Karen's kids are runningaround in the lifeguards are

(01:16:09):
just kind of looking at them, you know, and they're kind of
looking at the Karen. And finally, one of them ran
like a little too close to the pool and a lifeguard decides to
like, blow a whistle, at the kidand the kid looks at him and is
like you can't tell me to stop running and one of the life
guards is like look just please stop running, you know, your mom
told us not to blow the whistle.So we're trying not to but you
keep running by the pool and it's against the rules.

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It's for your safety. Can you please stop running?
And because this kid had been raised by like an entitled Karen
and its entire life that was in charge of the cult of Karen's.
It's like, who do you think you are?
I'm gonna go tell my mom blah blah blah and apparently the
Lifeguard as soon as the kid waslike, I'm gonna go tell my mom,
this have this look. Got his face of like, yay, can't
wait for this. You know what I mean?

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Cuz, all week, I'm sure they'd been helping them set up, and
that could not have been fun. Anybody who has ever had to have
been like bossed around by, Aaron knows that.
They're quite literally, might not be a worse feeling than when
a Karen is in charge of you and you can't really do anything
back. Like, if you're paychecks on the
line and she starts being mouthyand you can't tell her that.
You don't feel bad that her husband cheats on her like man.

(01:17:12):
That's rough. You just got to keep your mouth
shut. It's a hard life out there but
regardless the kid runs off and like this poor lifeguard is just
trying to do his job, you know? Just trying to do his job and
OverWatch the lead, Karen the alpha Karen, you know, and she
has her like vulture is on either side of the other Karen's
with their and she's like, did you blow the whistle on my
daughter? And the life guard obviously is

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like, yes, I did. She was running, you know, I
tried to avoid the whistle but she kept trying and I'm sorry, I
didn't mean to be disrespectful and she's like do you have any
idea what I told you to do it this party tonight.
He's like I know you told us notto blow the whistle which As is
a weird thing like as a lifeguard.
Listen man, I planted this party.
So how about you stop with the whole safety thing?
I don't care if people are drowning, you better not Blow

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That Whistle. Like what is that even allowed
are you allowed at any point to like tell this poor teenage
lifeguard not to do his job? And that's the thing too.
It's not like this is a man being told not to blow his
Whistle by an old lady and like still doing it at some poor 16
year old kid dude. Probably got high school
tomorrow, man. He's just chilling.
This lady, screaming at him for blowing the whistle.

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And anyways, the Karen is unloading on him for being so
disrespectful to her kids and how he has the nerve to come
into their pool and like, try toapply the rules to people that
he doesn't understand that. And the guy is getting
increasingly Fed Up, and finally, he is just like, all
right, I'm done. Life guarding have fun with your
stupid party. I'm going home and the Karen

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instantly is like, what? He's like yeah I quit.
I'm not gonna sit here and get yelled at for this.
Good luck. You guys have to have a life.
Hard to have the pool open and have people swimming in it.
I'm the only one here. I'm going home.
Gross, screw yourself. I'm done.
And she's like, wait, what do you mean there was supposed to
be more than one life guard? He's like, yep, they went home
because they were fed up with how you were treating them and

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bossing us around all week. So they're done.
And if you're gonna sit here andscream at me for applying the
rules, that you're stupid, husband made by the way, because
those rules are written by the pool, not us, you're gonna yell
at me for applying the rules that your husband made to your
kid. Then I'm done.
I've helped you set up all week.You've been nothing but an evil
woman and is just going off on her and front of everybody, by

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the way, because at this point, most of like the neighborhood
has kind of looked over to see what the drama is.
And this 16 year old like baby face kid is just laying in.
So the head of the Karen's that has been torturing the
neighborhood about how like she's so rude and ruthless and
working with her was on the worst experience ever, and he
ends it with, if you need to call my boss and tell him to
fire me whatever. But like, I'm not gonna stand

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here, it takes this and he walksoff in.
The Karen is just standing thereflabbergasted.
Because she came into this interaction thinking that she
was really about to have this kid apologizing for like
applying the rules to her kid and honestly the world would be
a better place. If people just told Karen's your
kid isn't that special? And the rules still apply to
them that way. They wouldn't get this like
delusional idea that nothing ever applies to their kids

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because that's where it really all goes wrong dude.
Like, Karen's just don't think that the rules apply to them or
the rules apply to their kids. So maybe reality needs to be
smacked, down a little bit and be like, yeah, rules apply to
you Karen. So the kid leaves in the Karen
is like, what ever? We don't need a lifeguard.
Anyways, in her husband is like,well, I mean, if nobody tells
ya, but like, if anyone shows up, then we're gonna have to

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shut down. He's just letting her know.
He's like, look, I don't think any of our neighbor's are gonna
call the police or anything, butif, for whatever reason it
happens, you have to understand.If we don't have a lifeguard,
there's nothing we can do and she's like, that's ridiculous.
You know, if the cops come all handled them myself which is
always adorable man. These Karen's you'll handle the
cops yourself. Yes ma'am.
I'm sure that Are going to be like, oh yes, yes, we're gonna

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obey the rules for you and this is last summer, by the way, this
isn't this summer, this isn't Corona summer.
This is the summer before last summer.
I should make that very, very clear.
So, whatever she's like, fine, Iguess my party I'll go on.
So it keeps going and I don't know if it was a neighbor that,
you know, wanted her to be embarrassed.
I don't know if it was like the Lifeguard kid, but sure, enough
like 10 minutes later. Oh five.

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Oh poles up. And they're like, Hey listen,
you guys can't have these peoplein the pool.
You know, that you don't have a life guard.
Like that's just, that's just the policy, you know.
And they're like, yeah, I understand or the husband's
trying to say that but the leader of the Karen Cole in the
Karen's are freaking out and four cops came because they
heard it was a party with a lot of people.
So, like the head of the HOA husband is talking to one cop

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and each of the Karen's, all three of them are like trying to
fight and individual copying whythey should be able to not have
a lifeguard in the pool, even though it's the law, like, you
know, oh yeah, Karen, you're right, you're right, we're just
gonna forego everything because You really want to throw this
pool party. So finally the lead of the Karen
cult like leads back and slaps, the cop to be like, you're gonna

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let me do here, don't speak to me like that.
And as soon as she lays hands onthe cop, obviously cop mode
activates dude, she gets droppedto the floor like a sack of
potatoes arrested in front of everybody.
She gets taken away. They make everybody leave and
now the entire neighborhoods, like, Fourth of July plans are
ruined, and she just got arrested for assaulting an

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officer in front of everybody. So, like a couple weeks passed
and nobody really here is anything and suddenly, The House
of the lead Karen goes up for sale and all, like the backup
Karen's that had been of our Posse start like trying to make
friends with all the other moms trying to act all normal again.
And everybody's like not you guys were in that cult bullying.

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Everybody. You shouldn't have done all
that, you know. The mom was so embarrassed and I
don't think they even were, like, trying to move because of
legal issues or anything. They were probably just like
Like, oh my God, I can never show my face.
Again, the lady that used to yell at everybody for like
having their lawns too, big getsarrested on the 4th of July.
Our nation's number one, FreedomDay for hitting a cop in front

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of everybody and you expect her to stay there and try to act all
high and mighty above everybody.Yeah, I don't think so.
But that's just what I call. Cosmic Karma, spinning back
around and slapping you in the face.
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11. Today, I've got a story time
from something I witnessed just a couple days ago, when I was
getting some lunch and some customer in front of me, ended
up going ballistic and trying tofight the dude who was trying to
make a sandwich, which I really wouldn't recommend little known
fact. But if you try to fight the
person making your food, chancesare, they'll stop making your
food? Aha.

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You heard it here first, don't punch the chef if you want
dinner. I know most of you guys are
like, that's obvious apparently,it wasn't to this dude.
Regardless, I knew it would makea pretty good story time.
So uh, yeah, without further Ado, let's get right into it.
All right, so I was feeling pretty hungry, one day and I
decided to go get myself a sandwich from one of the places

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that makes sandwiches. I won't say which one, but it
should be pretty obvious. Which place is very well known
for making sandwiches. But anyways, when I go into the
store, I walk into a small line,which isn't surprising.
It was right around lunchtime. So I'm just gonna wait,
obviously, I'm not gonna be like, is there?
A fast pass for this, that's nothow it works.

(01:25:48):
So I get in line in the two people in front of me is an
older lady and then like a college age, dude with a beanie
on which only stood out to me because it's like 103 degrees
outside. Actually, as the time of making
this video, it's 104 degrees. And this only happened a few
days ago. So it's really hot, which I
didn't expect people to be rocking the beanies.
I mean to each their own, if you're trying to make a fashion

(01:26:11):
statement, good for you, but wearing a beanie in 103 degrees
is just a weird fashion statement.
Um, I'm trying to make a statement.
Global warming is gonna make thepolar bears feel like me wearing
a beanie, either way, the lady orders no issue because she's
just trying to get a sandwich. But then this guy steps up to
order. And I don't know if the Beanie

(01:26:32):
was restricting blood flow to his head or if he had just
forgot and how to talk to people.
But he opens up with arguably, the rudest beginning to an
order, I've ever heard, and I worked at a place where I took
order, so I haven't some exper. And getting yelled at or told
rude things while taking an order and even I couldn't
believe how hot this guy came in.

(01:26:52):
Dude, it must have been the beanie.
Usually, when I come in here youguys are idiots and get it wrong
and that's all he says, which isnot a very good sentence because
I don't really know what you want the worker to reply to
that. Like, okay, I'm sorry that
usually, when you come in here, we get the order wrong, I'll try
my best, not to make it happen, and it's also rude.
So the workers just not going towant to get your order right.

(01:27:14):
Like listen, if I worked at thisplace and somebody came in
screaming at me, for always messing up their order.
When I never made them anything before I would just purposely
mess it up to mess with them. I know, I know corporate
everywhere is gasping but like, it would be kind of fun.
Come on, you just troll him either way.
The worker is trying to be nice having more patience than the

(01:27:36):
average bear and his like I'm sorry that happened.
I'll try my best to make sure that I don't mess up your order.
I've never done that before and they didn't really have to do
all this. They could have just been like,
wow, that's insanely entitled. But what was really funny about
this to me too. And it stood out to me, as this
was one of those places where they make the sandwich, like
right in front of you. So, I'm sure there have been

(01:27:59):
times before where the people have messed up a sandwich.
However, if you're watching them, make it and they put
something that you didn't ask for on or forget something you
can tell them like, right then you don't have to like, you
know, just eat it. They're literally just putting a
bunch of stuff. He didn't order on his sandwich
and he's like, oh, great. Now, I've got to eat all this.

(01:28:21):
There's nothing I can do about this regardless even though the
employee is trying to be nice. I guess.
Beanie dude, was not having any of it because he just like looks
at the worker and tells him well, pay attention this time or
we're gonna have issues, which okay, man, you're just gonna
threaten them. Like, pay attention, don't mess
my order up or we're going to have issues.

(01:28:41):
Well, death, you messed up the order.
Either way there was going to bean issue, but I feel like it's
really bizarre to put the pressure on them.
You know, if you do not make this, the best sandwich you've
ever made in your entire career,that I will single-handedly
bring down this Corporation, I will buy every publicly traded
stock of this company and just delete them from existence.

(01:29:02):
I want you guys bankrupt. I want you to destroyed.
I never want to see another one of these places in existence
anywhere. Like all right, dude, oh, we're
gonna have it issue. Okay, I'll take my chances but
the workers says, okay, they're having a ton of patience and
they just go about making a sandwich.
And what was really weird is. I don't know how the beanie dude

(01:29:24):
sandwich could have ever been messed up by anyone because it
was probably one of the most simple things of all time.
And I'm not saying that in a badway.
I myself, love a good simple sandwich, but it was like, dude,
how did anyone ever mess this up?
And once again, it's not like there was so many ingredients
and so much going on that maybe he didn't notice while they were

(01:29:44):
making it, there was like five things on the sandwich.
So I still didn't understand whyhe didn't just point it out when
they had allegedly gotten it wrong before, you can just do
that. But anyways, they get to the end
of the sandwich in the guy has done a good job.
He's made the sand, which the way he's asked, but I the dude
in the beanie just wasn't gonna be able to take this sandwich

(01:30:05):
and not have an issue. So they get to the end and the
guy making the sandwich says something along the lines of
like, did I mess anything up andhe ABS a little bit, obviously,
trying to make a joke. And in my opinion, that's like a
borderline dad joke. It's not a pun, but somebody
comes in and says, oh, people always mess my stuff up.
So you do it and go? Well, I didn't mess anything up,

(01:30:26):
did I like it's just a little haha, it's not that deep.
It's very not deep of a sentence.
If it's very not deep of a situation and if you freak out
about that, like that's kind of weird, but for some reason, he
was just insanely pissed. What do you mean by that?
Did you mess anything up or you making fun of the fact that I
was upset about your other co-workers, messing up my

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sandwiches before in the worker looks surprised like a dude.
How are you extrapolating? Literally, any of what you just
said? From what I said?
Cuz all I said was some silly little joke about, oh, I didn't
mess up. Did I and in your mind you
somehow made the jump to like, oh, he is making fun of me for
having a negative experience andtrying to defend his co-workers.

(01:31:09):
I will make him pay for his mistake poo, poo, poo.
Nader Karen mode. But beanie guys starts to go off
about how he might as well file a one-star review and call
corporate because clearly everyone in this story was out
to get him and I think it's insane that you could think
you're important enough for the staff at Subway, to be secretly
colluding against you. Do you understand how annoying

(01:31:31):
you would have to be in a Subwayon a day-to-day basis for
everybody? That works there to know who you
are, decide your annoying, and then instead of just dealing
with it, secretly start messing with your sandwiches.
Like, that is so many levels of stuff that didn't happen
happening. Maybe if you were like Brad Pitt

(01:31:51):
and you frequented this Port of Subs, maybe, if you were like
Angelina Jolie at this Jersey Mike's, it would be one thing,
but I don't think that they're just paying attention to some
random dude that comes in and less.
You are the most annoying personon Earth.
And at that point, you've probably already filed a
one-star review and reported everyone to corporate.
Anyways, so what's one more time?
But the worker Isn't really enjoying being yelled at, and he

(01:32:14):
just tells the guy to like, please calm down.
There's no reason to be yelling at him.
And the beanie guy is like, please, calm down.
Please calm down. I will fight you right now and
he was mad before, but now he had turned into that turning red
spitting while you're screaming mad, like when somebody's so
mad, they just start to not makesense with the stuff they're

(01:32:35):
yelling. Like, when someone's so mad,
they're yelling threads. But their brain can't really
compute the entire sentence. He's looking at the worker and
just making threats. Like dude, if you don't come out
from behind there right now, I'mgonna hit you so hard that your
legs gonna stop working. And you're like, I I mean, I
guess it kind of makes sense like it's a decent threat.
But it wasn't what I would have gone away with, you know, oh,

(01:32:56):
okay. In the worker starts laughing
because it's this tiny little dude, with his beanie screaming
that this is such a big issue that he's gonna fight him over
this. And the tiny guy is like, why
are you laughing at me? I don't understand why this is
funny. The fact that you think that me
being Said his funny shows everything about you in.
The worker, says something that everybody is thinking and just

(01:33:17):
goes like dude, you are trying to fight me over a sandwich that
I didn't mess up because I made a comment that I didn't mess it
up. And look at you, you're
screaming, like you're red, you're spitting over a year.
It's just funny. And obviously the guy who's
freaking out and being embarrassing doesn't like it
being pointed out to him. That it's embarrassing because

(01:33:38):
the next thing he does is like, try to go over the little
divider thing. Like you know, the glass tube
that they have to prevent peoplefrom being able to touch the
ingredients. He tries to get up and over it
and like, grab the worker. But the only problem is this guy
happens to be vertically challenged and I've got nothing
against short people, this is nothing against them.

(01:33:58):
But if you're trying to be all tough Macho, Man, and jump over
a counter and grabbed some one, and pull them over the counter
and fight them. You might just want to do a
little bit of the mental math inyour head and make sure that you
can get over the counter. Because what ended up happening
is he went To do the jump in, got like stuck kind of halfway
over and then slowly slid back down.

(01:34:19):
Like he wasn't tall enough to get his body weight over the
glass to get over it. And at that point, the worker is
like, you need to go. I'm calling the police because
he just almost got attacked, butthe beanie guy isn't having it,
and he kind of bends down and it's obvious that he's gonna try
to jump over the glass a second time.
Which obviously, if you have allyour adrenaline pumping and you
go for the jump once and it doesit make it like if you're too

(01:34:42):
short to make the jump, once whyyou would go for it again?
I'm not too sure. Maybe his ego was bruised.
Listen, I can't miss this jump in front of everybody.
My ego is going to be insanely bruised.
I have to try again and he triesfor it and it doesn't happen.
He does get a little higher but it's still not enough, but this
time as he's kind of stuck at the top before he starts sliding

(01:35:03):
down the worker reaches over andI thought the worker was gonna
hit him. I was like, here we go.
It's about to be a brawl situation but no instead, The
worker just grabs A Fistful of his beanie from the top of his
head and pulls it right off. And when the beanie comes flying
off. The only thing I can say is that
the dudes hairline was was, was,was not the best.

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And I'm not gonna make fun of anyone.
That's balding, my dad's bald, like, it is what it is.
I don't think people have any control over when they lose
their hair. So, like, I'm not gonna say
that. It was his fault that he was
balding. But in this situation, if you've
tried to attack somebody twice and they just ripped off your
beanie and they see that you have a bad hairline, obviously,
they're going to lay into you about it and it's just, you

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know, it's reality like it doesn't really matter whether or
not it was cool for him to make fun of his hairline.
This guy did try to punch him twice.
He just ripped off his beanie sees the hairline, probably
doesn't assumption that the guyswearing the beanie because he
doesn't like the hairline and hejust goes.
Oh man, look at that hairline. And now the short guy is trying
to jump over the counter but he's kind of doing it rapidly.

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So it kind of looks like a A tall kid just trying to just
repeatedly jump for something out of their reach and he's like
give me the beanie give me the beanie and the workers laughing
and throws the beanie back and the guy like frantically puts it
on all rapidly and he's like, screw you, man.
You're lucky that. I don't have my lawyer on speed
dial. Yeah, because it's so hard to
Google your lawyers number. He's really lucky.

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He doesn't have it on speed dial.
What is this 1987, dude? Oh, hold on.
Let me press three on my Nokia flip phone.
I know that was not 1987 guys, I'm just saying, speed dial is
old. I don't think anyone, I know
uses speed dial. Maybe I'm just the weirdo not
using speed dial, I just didn't know it was some insanely
popular thing that like, if you didn't have someone on speed,

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dial, it just became impossible to call them.
Whoa, I don't have my mom on speed dial so I haven't talked
to her at 9 years. What am I gonna do?
Use speed dial. No, thank you, it's not even
programmed and if it's not on speed dial, I like I can't
memorize the number, but you would think at that point he
storms out, he storms out right.Like, he's got to be so angry,
he's embarrassed. Situation.

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He has to storm out, but no. Now he's just like screw you.
You're lucky that, I don't have my lawyer on speed dial and the
next thing he says, call me. So off guard that I almost
started laughing, I managed to hold it in because I didn't want
him to turn his anger on me, butall he said was like, how much
is my sandwich? Which listen, you just tried to

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fight the dude. Making the sandwich.
You just got your hat ripped off.
When you were trying to attack in the second time and you're
still gonna ask for the sandwichon principal alone, you should
have walked out of the store. Like there's no reason for you
to think that they're going to still sell you the sandwich.
And you just shouldn't want a sandwich from a place that's

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employing people. You want to fight in.
The worker is kind of shocked that he even had the nerve to
ask for it. And so, he asked him.
Well, what makes you think that I'm even gonna sell you?
The Sand Witch in the beanie guysays something along the lines
of, like, well, I ordered the sandwich and I'm a paying
customer and it's already. Made.
So, just give it to me and the worker does probably the coolest

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move that I've seen someone do in one of these situations.
He picks up the sandwich. That's wrapped and he goes.
Oh, this sandwich and the beanieguy says yeah, that sandwich and
he unwraps it and just takes a giant bite out of the corner
which ruins it for that guy. And as he's chewing he says
sorry we don't have it anymore and the beanie guy yells some

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profanity which I'm not going torepeat because I'm trying to
stay monetized but he's screamedsome stuff and he storms out of
the store and everybody's just kind of like sitting there for a
second and not knowing what to say, but he turns around.
He puts the guy saying which down and he looks at me and he
goes next, I don't know if this place has a particular increase
in crazy people. I don't know if it's something

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they deal with every day but thedude just seems so nonchalant
about it as if he does that every day.
Once a day, somebody comes in and is saying that they are not
going to mess up the sandwich and he says, okay gets them.
So pissed off that he has a Reason to bite it.
Maybe that's his entire scam to get free food while he's at
work. He's like, listen.
If I just piss off customers andthey leave behind the sandwich

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that I had made for them, then Iget to eat it.
That's why he always messes withthis guy's order, is because
it's pretty close to the way he likes his sandwich.
So when the guy gets all pissy and says he made it wrong, he's
like, oh, okay, I'll take it back and then he eats it.
We figured it out ladies and gentlemen, but I really was
stupefied on how calm the dude seemed as if none of that
bothered him. It really happened on a

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day-to-day basis. So I was kind of in shock a
little bit, but he says it again.
He goes, hey man, do you want tosandwich?
And so I say yes, because I did want to sandwich.
That is why I was here. I didn't realize that I was
going to get food and entertainment, and one swift to
go, but it did kind of snap me out of watching the fight.
I don't know. So it worked.
He got my attention and I did want to sandwich.

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So I step up and I start ordering the sandwich and I'm
just not saying anything about it because I didn't want to draw
more attention to it. And I also, Fact that him to say
something about it, because he was the person that hadn't
happened and we get through the entire sandwich making process.
And he still hasn't said anything.
So I'm starting to be like, dude, does this happen all the
time in my head because he literally went back to normal

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and so did his coworker. So it wasn't like he was acting
normal because I don't know shock or something and his
co-worker was talking about how crazy that was, they both just
were acting as if everything wasnormal.
In fact, they both seem bored. I understand working at this
place was probably boring, but you would think after that,
there'd be some excitement in the air.

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A little bit of a electricity know.
They both acted like they had been there for 70 hours straight
and just wanted to do nothing other than go home.
But we get to the end of them making my sandwich and I have to
say something. So I think I asked like does
that happen a lot? You guys seem cool about it or
like, are you guys cool with howthat dude acted everyone seems
calm and they both looked at me and they just started to explain

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that in the last two years. People have just started acting
crazy with them and that compared to some of the stuff
that's gone down. That was relatively calm because
at least he left and I didn't really know what to say to that.
I don't feel like the job is worth it at that point.
Obviously they're doing it because they got to be doing it.
But there's got to be another job that they can get where
that's not normal. Just some dude trying to attack

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you over his sandwich in a beanie in 105 degree weather
should not be something that you're super super used to but I
just kind of said well thanks for the sandwich, paid for it
and left, and they were like, yeah, he's kind of sucks, but it
is what it is. Have a good day but yeah.
Anyways, beanie, dude, tried to fight the guy.
Making his sandwich over. I don't know the fact that he

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didn't mess up, I'm still tryingto think about it and understand
why that made him so angry. Haha, I didn't mess up your
sandwich, right? What did you say?
What did you say? All right, bro, outside, 30
seconds. Beat down me and you what?
V1 mono. Oh, alright.
So, the first one that we got. Someone sent in to me and they
unfortunately have the bad luck of living in between two, people

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who really, really hate each other, which means that they're
both getting like the story fromthe other one about how much the
other one sucks. And also, unfortunately, getting
stuck in the middle of them going back and forth a lot and
both of their neighbor's on bothsides.
It's ironic that they don't get along because they're very
similar. They're both like the very I can
do whatever I want. It's my yard blah blah, blah,

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blah, type of guy, which nothingwrong with that.
Technically they can do what they want.
It's their yard but they were just very, very similar and for
whatever reason, one thing they would do to troll each other is
kind of like put their trash cans near each other's house on
trash day. I don't know why they thought
that was the ultimate troll. Apparently when you're just like

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feuding with your neighbor and your 37, that's your ultimate.
That'll show him move. I'm gonna put my trash cans near
his so he has to move his down the road a little bit, but what
whatever, one day he Walks out in the neighbor from his right,
has put his trash cans in front of the guy on the left's house
which is weird and a little rude.
But I guess technically it wasn't illegal or something.

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He had looked up some code abouthow there's nothing wrong with
placing your trash wherever you want on trash day, blah, blah
blah. So, technically he wasn't doing
anything wrong. And the person who sent this to
me pointed out that it was pretty Petty and probably gonna
cause a problem and the guys like, yeah, that's the point,
but maybe it'll teach him a lesson and as they're standing

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there talking about it. The other Neighbor comes out and
he's like, what are you doing, putting your trash cans in front
of my house? I'm not gonna have enough room
to put my trash cans there and the guys like will tough crap.
You should have thought about that before you started.
Feuding with me. I told you.
I would teach you a lesson. I love that.
He really thought this was the trump card of like it teaching
people a lesson. Oh yeah.

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You want to mess with me, pal. I'll put my trash cans in front
of your house and make you have to move yours.
Swear and they start going back and forth with the other
neighbor pointing out that this isn't really that much of a
lesson and the guy, the subscriber who sent this to me,
not wanting to be caught in the middle starts turning around to
walk. Back to his garage and go inside

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because he doesn't want to get caught in the middle of this at
all. And the other guy says, well,
can I put my trash cans in frontof your house since this guy,
put his in front of mine and he just looks at them both and goes
And they're both giving him the look of like, please be on my
side with this, and the person who sent this in decides, to go
with probably the smartest answer in this situation

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considering they're both pretty crazy and Petty, he says, well,
I guess there's nothing illegal about it and I can't really stop
you and he keeps walking inside that way.
He's like not being a jerk and saying, no, but he's also not
making the guy Petty enough to look up the law about trash can
placement hated me either. He's just kind of pointing out
that there's nothing wrong with that technically and he goes

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back inside and he can hear themoutside while he's inside still
yelling back and forth about howthis was unfair.
And technically, if it was legal, it didn't mean.
It was right and blah blah blah,blah, blah.
And the guys, like yeah. Well, tough crap, what are you
gonna do about it? Call the cops, I don't care.
And then he hears them both go back inside and so he's kind of

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confused as to why all this is gone down the way it is.
I don't really know why you would go out of your way to be
this Petty to a neighbor as whenthey don't.
Even live next to you. Like one house removed is far
enough away where you can just pretend that person doesn't
exist. Maybe this guy's neighborhood
they're like living on top of each other or something but I
feel like I could ignore somebody that lives one house

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away from me pretty easily if they're not like across the
street or right next to me. I'm all right, even if they
really suck but whatever later in the day, he hears the
recycling truck come which meansthey can go bring the cans in
because the trash truck came earlier in the day and so he
goes out and he goes to pull hiscans in and he sees that the
neighbor did end up putting his in front of his house.

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And he's pulling his hands in and both of the neighbor's come
out to get their cans because they must have heard the truck
as well. And immediately he just gets a
bad feeling that they're going to start fighting again because
they start walking each other with that, like middle-aged dad
sass, you know, and they like have their hands on their hips,
like they're taking in the situation very seriously and
like sondering towards each other.

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Like that's kind of what they'vegot going on and so he starts
rolling. His eyes getting ready for it.
And sure enough, they like, go to pass each other to grab each
other's trash cans because the one who's driveway, hadn't been
blocked had to walk to the subscribers house, to get his.
And this guy had to walk in front of that neighbor's house
to get his. And on the way, the guy who had

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started this all and didn't Petty and put his trash cans in
front of this guy's house to quote, on quote, teach him a
lesson decides to do something insanely Petty as well, which no
one should be surprised. It was like in addition he does
the shoulder check thing like, you know, when you're walking by
someone and you can take your shoulder and like slam it into
their shoulder and like ah, yeah, take that, you know, it's

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basically something that kids doand movies to start a fight like
I, I did do that to somebody onetime, but I think I was
literally seven years old. Like that's usually about the
age. People are doing things like
this, but he does it to him and obviously the neighbor's not
gonna take that and technically he's the person starting to
fight at this point. Like if you're gonna shoulder,
check somebody at that point. Point, if they start fighting

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you back, you can't be mad aboutit.
So he just kind of like pushes off the guy after the shoulder
check, reaches back and hits himin the face.
And it's not like an insanely hard hit.
It's not Mike Tyson punch out, he doesn't drop to the ground.
There's not somebody screaming world star standing over his
unconscious body or anything. But it's hard enough where he's
like, oh wow! And then he puts up his hand and

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kind of swings on the other guy and they are literally fighting
in the middle of the street. Over like this trash can
placement because they couldn't just get along and the
subscriber realizes it's up to him to break it up.
So he goes out there and starts trying to get between them and
he does, and he's pushing them apart and they're just screaming
at each other talking trash, butit's not even good entertaining.

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Trash talk. It's just like middle-aged dad,
trash talk. Your lawn looks like crap, man,
your barbecue sucks, like all that stuff that apparently the
dads are getting very upset about because every time one of
them says something, they like try to get around this guy who's
still holding. Them apart.
And finally they calmed down andhe's like you guys need to chill
out. You go back inside, go back

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inside like relax and so one goes away and the other one
standing there with him and he'slike thanks for having my back
man. And the subscriber right away
goes, I'm not having anyone's back.
I think the fact that all of this is going down over trash
cans is stupid and you guys justneed to get over it.
You're lucky. It was me who's, like not gonna
call the cops about this becauseif it would have been any of the

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Karen's in the neighborhood, youprobably would have had a nice
ride in the squad card to the station to explain to them while
you're punching each other in the face over nothing.
And he was like, all right man. All right, man, I get it.
I'm just gonna go inside and he's like, yeah, I think that's
probably for the best and he went inside.
And in the week that followed hedidn't mess with the trash, but
he came to him saying he might mess with him the week after and

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the subscriber told him straightup.
Like, if you do that, just make sure I'm not outside because I'm
not doing that again and he was like, yeah, sure.
And that trash day is coming up.So maybe we'll get an update but
either way I wouldn't recommend trying to fight your neighbor.
Yeah I mean the fight definitelydidn't need to happen but at the
same time the guys like trying to provoke him I'm not saying it

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should have turned into a fight but he's like messing with him.
He shoulder checking him at thatpoint, you're kind of asking to
get punched in the face but that's just my opinion.
Speaking of Neighbors being weird with trash though.
The next story is pretty funny. So the person who sent this to
me has the unfortunate pleasure of living next to a guy that's
like a cringy or version of PaulBlart.

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He works as a security guard, but he always refers to it as
the force like it's like a police department or something.
It's not, it's security guardingand he likes security guards a
shopping center which nothing wrong with that.
If someone's a security guard, whatever, like I respect it.
But this guy acted like he was some type of Navy SEAL, I
believe they're referred to as gravy seals when they're like

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this, you know, when they're just like, oh no, yeah, I've got
a lot of training. And it's like one class of
karate, 18 years ago and then the ability to give the
illusion, they have a weapon on the job.
That's a Paul Blart reference for those of you that didn't get
that. And anyways, this guy was always
insanely paranoid about the neighborhood.
He was always lecturing everybody about how like they

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were being unsafe by not having all the visitors register on the
log that he wanted to keep because he had volunteered to
keep a log of visitors to make sure the community stayed safe.
And everyone was like, dude, I'mnot gonna report who I have
coming and leaving from my houseto some random person.
It's my house. I'm gonna do what I want.
Like imagine thinking people were going to respect that

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Authority dude. Oh you can't have friends over
unless they registered it with me.
No, it's my house. I'm gonna do what I want.
Like imagine obviously that didn't make him too popular but
he was very upset that people weren't willing to do that and
he would lecture people about how they were being unsafe.
And on top of that, he would be really annoying.
Like if any kids Outside playingor something, he would go out in

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interrogate them asking what they were doing to make sure
they weren't up to any crime. And this would be kids that are
like eight years old, playing hopscotch or something.
And he'd go out there with the bright flashlight and be like,
what are you guys doing? Are you guys up to?
No, good, you're not gonna stealanything.
Are you then they're like, I learned how to read today.
You know, that was the level that he had going on and a

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couple of the older kids decidedthat they were gonna mess with
them and they bought this cardboard cutout of Harry
Styles. One of them worked at this like
music store that had one of themand so they were getting rid of
it and so he took it home and they decided they were gonna
just start placing it around theneighborhood and like reporting
to him. That there was some weird dude
and just see how much they wouldget them hyped up about this

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cardboard cutout. So one night, they place it at
the end of the street and they take a picture of it in the next
day they see him. And they're like we have to
report to you a strange man thatwe saw on the neighborhood.
We understand that you're going to keep us safe.
So here it is and they show him.The picture, and it's pretty
obviously a cardboard cutout to anyone who pays attention for
more than like two seconds. But of course, this is, the

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moment he's been waiting for. So he's hyped and he's like,
Yep, looks like he's up to no good off.
The rip, doesn't even really look at the picture that long.
And he's like, I'll be on the lookout tonight, but if you see
him again, let me know. And so this night, they decide
to set it up in one of their backyards because obviously the
security guard can't be looking at, everyone's backyard.
That's kind of illegal and they take a picture of him kind of

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over by the vines a little bit more.
Shadow this time harder to tell.It's a cardboard cutout, but the
next day they're like, dude, he was in my backyard, in the
security guard is like, goodness, I guess I'm gonna have
to take my patrols to the next level.
And so they decide that night, that they're going to put this
cardboard, cutout of Harry Styles at the bottom of his
driveway and just see what he does and list.

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And I'm not saying that like what they were doing was super
ethical. Was it super nice to be
convincing? This dude of this?
Probably not that being said, kind of Hil.
Is that in all the pictures? It's just pretty, obviously a
cardboard cutout, if you would have paid attention.
And on top of it, he was always lecturing everyone about how
they weren't keeping the neighborhoods safe.
But here he was being convinced,there was a threat from a

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cardboard cutout. And so they put it at the end of
his driveway and they hide in some bushes across the street.
And they assumed, he wouldn't see them in the bushes.
Considering he didn't realize itwas a cardboard cutout, and that
about 10 p.m. he comes out of his house.
Takes Two Steps. Sees the cardboard cutout in
calls out. Like, who are you?
An obviously, it's a cardboard cutout, so it doesn't respond

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and he says something about, like, I gonna play the strong
silent type are you identify yourself?
And once again, the cardboard cutout does not respond because
cardboard, and so he starts approaching it and he yells out
that, like, he has pepper spray,and he's not afraid to use it
and believe it or not, you know,you probably won't believe it,

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the cardboard cutout does not respond and he gets closer.
And says, you have three secondsto identify yourself, or I'm
going to pepper spray. You keep in mind if you're close
enough to pepper spray, this it should be insanely.
Obvious that it's cardboard. I don't know what this guy had.
Just always been waiting for a reason to pepper spray
something. So he was so hyped, but he

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counts down and he starts spraying the cardboard with the
pepper spray and once the pepperspray is gone.
He decides the next best course of action, I guess is to tackle
the cardboard cutout. Only issue you don't have to be
a genius to know that like pepper spray is a spray.
So if you just sprayed somethingin front of you and then you
charge into it, you're kind of going to pepper spray yourself

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and that's probably not something that you want to do.
So sure enough the guy like charges to the cardboard cutout
gets pepper spray in his own eye.
Starts yelling about how he's inpain but continues to start
attacking this cardboard, cutoutand he tackles it.
And now it's pretty obvious thatit's a cardboard cutout, right?
It's not like it's a person whenhe Tackles it but instead of

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going oh I've been pranked the combination of him.
Just wanting this to be an insane situation and the pepper
spray. He starts screaming that it was
a decoy. It was a decoy and he's like,
freaking out rolling on the ground attempting to combat role
but it's more like a depressing somersault and it gets to the
point where them trying to hide in the bushes are like, trying

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not to laugh but they really can't hold it in anymore because
they're watching this guy that claim to be this like, you know,
super tactical dude. Just literally fighting himself
on the ground. Convinced, there's a decoy doing
roles after he pepper sprayed himself, but as soon as he hears
laughter, he looks up. And he's like, who is that?
I'm coming over and like, startstrying to stumble across the

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road. He can't see super well because,
you know, pepper sprayed himself.
So they just take off running and he's like, they're running,
they're running. I don't know who he's talking
to, but sure, enough they get away and they're laughing.
Their butts off when they get back.
They really can't believe that all happened.
It looked like something out of a Three Stooges.
Moment and the next day he sees them and instead of putting two

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and two together, he's like whatever stranger has been
walking around the neighborhood,used a cardboard cutout to trick
me while they escaped last night, he hadn't even put two
and two together yet. Ladies and gentlemen, he was
convinced that someone was just dressing up like this.
Harry Styles, cardboard, cutout.So walk around the neighborhood
and they were using the cardboard cutouts as decoys to

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trick him and throw him off track.
Because you know, this guy is a parently so famous for stopping
the bad guys, that every time, there's like a bad guy in the
neighborhood. They stop what they're doing
sniffy are and go, he's close got to get my cardboard cutouts
out. I don't think any like criminal
masterminds are using cardboard cutouts to try to evade things
that would only work in an old movie or if somebody was

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apparently dumb enough to assumethat they were living in a comic
book. This guy you know he's like out
there in the Target parking lot.Walking around at night just
whispering to himself. Well they had friends, I studied
Made while they were out partying, I became tactical.
He's just got like nine different vests.
On each of them like a differentcamouflage pattern.

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I can blend in every environment.
If I wear all the camouflages, at one time, his boss is like,
you do realize that you're just supposed to make sure that none
of the cars, get broken into andnone of the stores do, right?
You don't have to treat this, like it's some insane system
where you gotta check in with meon the radio and have code names
and stuff. Yeah, but I would just really

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prefer. If you called me falcon eagle
either way, they just kind of stopped messing with them after
that mainly because he had destroyed the cardboard cutout
but every night he kept patrolling insisting that one
day he was going to find him andhe still patrols to this day.
So good luck with that man. It literally never existed but
more power to you I guess it gives him something to do.
All right. This next one is more of just

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someone that's a little weird. They were really bugging anyone.
I just don't know how to explainthis.
So the person who sent this in lives in a neighborhood, Be
asleep. And they'll walk their dog every
day and because they walk their dog, every day they've become
somewhat familiar with like, wholives in the neighborhood.
Who is nice, who like doesn't react when someone waves to
them, that type of stuff. And there was one guy who lived

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about a street away that was always working in his garage,
with the door open whether it was snowing raining, didn't
matter. He was always out in the garage
but it was at an angle where youcouldn't really see what was in
the garage. And this person was walking
their dog and every time he would step out of the garage and
wave and then go back in and they always wave back and one

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day he standing out there and they walk by and he's like, hey,
do you want to see what's in my garage?
I've got a collection and the subscribers like, yeah, sure why
not? And they walk into the garage
and listen, I don't recommend that when I saw that in the
submission, I was like oh this is how you get kidnapped, when
the person who has a weirdly unable to be seen, garage says

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come with me into the garage. I'm just saying it might not.
Always be a good idea. I feel like several horror
movies. Could start this way.
Anyways, they start getting closer to the garage and the
shadow kind of calms down so they can see in just the
adjustment of going up, the driveway.
And the first thing that they see is a bunch of fish tanks
with water in them. And when I say a bunch of fish

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tanks, I mean literally floor-to-ceiling wall to wall,
there are fish tanks. Everywhere there is not a lack
of fish tanks and this person happens to like fish.
They have a big tank collection at home.
They have three tanks full of fish.
So immediately they go. Oh, you collect fish and the
neighbor kind of looks at them funny.
And it's like, what do you mean?I collect fish.

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And they adjust their eyes a little bit more and they take a
look. And, for some reason, this dude
just has like, probably 60 70, fish tanks, full of water, with
the filtration systems powered plugged in running, but there's
no fish in any of the tanks and something about that is just
super Unnerving. The idea of someone spending

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like 30,000 dollars on aquariumswithout any animals and then
constantly keeping them plugged in and having them running for
no reason and the guy is like, don't you appreciate my
collection, da, da, da, duh in the subscribers a little
throwing off, but they're not wanting to insult this guy just
because it's clear. He's got at least one screw
loose, so they're like, wow, it's awesome.

(02:00:59):
But if you don't mind me asking,why do you keep all these fish
tanks full and plugged in? If they don't have fish in them
in the neighbor's like well it all started with one tank and I
was gonna get the fish but I really like setting up the
tanks. So I just kept setting them up
and now I've realized I don't really like the fish and they
laugh and the subscribers, kind of like ahaha.

(02:01:20):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like that's pretty
normal, I guess. To each their own.
There's nothing illegal about it.
It's just kind of weird. And the guy then proceeds,
without being prompted to be like, yep, I've spent well over
75,000 dollars on fish tanks. Which listen, I'm all for
people. Having hobbies and whatnot, but
I feel like spending 75,000 dollars on a hobby, that makes

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no sense. And if anything keeps costing,
you money, I don't get like, if you have all these fish tanks
plugged in running electricity all the time, I'm not saying
they're like a huge power vacuumbut obviously, after a while
that's gonna start to add up, man.
I don't think power is insanely cheap especially the way Energy
prices have been going. The last thing you want to have
to do is be like, sorry, I can'tpay the mortgage.

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I'd rather make sure that I keepmy fish tanks running.
Why will the fish die? No, there's no fish.
Like, I don't think people wouldbe very understanding of your
situation, but whatever, the subscribers kind of like.
All right, well, I'll go. I'm gonna see you later.
I gotta go finish walking, the dog.
And the guys, like, oh, you don't want to sit here and just
watch the tanks run with me. And he was like, know why?

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And he goes oh, that's what I'm doing all day.
You notice how every time you walk by?
I mean the garage. And he's like, yeah, yep, I just
sit out here and watch. The tanks run and he's like,
don't you have work? Yeah, I work from home, but I
just love watching the tanks run.
Which listen, man. I'm not saying there's anything
like scary weird about it but just imagining somebody out in

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the garage surrounded by empty fish tanks, just staring at them
while working. I don't know, it's just a little
bit unnerving and like this person might be a part of the
simulation and like a glitching robot, kind of way just a very
bizarre thing to get into and sothe subscribers like all right
well have fun with that and leftand was just kind of like that
was weird more than it was scary.

(02:03:09):
They were not afraid of him or anything but just out there to
be spending 75,000 dollars on something that does literally
nothing for you because you don't actually want the fish
fish tank. Seems like a weird hobby for
someone that's not a fan of any aquatic animal.
All right. This last one I just thought was
really funny so this person lives in a neighborhood and I

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don't know why I keep saying that, obviously, they do
anyways, they have room between their neighbor's and them to the
point where you Can't hear anything going on the other's
house? And his brother's bedroom is on
the side near this Karen neighbor that just always has
something to complain about and he was in the band.
And so he was practicing his instrument and he had the door

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closed and the window closed. But it just so happened that his
neighbor could see into his roomfrom her kitchen.
And so, she sees him practicing for band and he knows that you
can't hear the instrument from outside because the subscriber
who sent this to me, was outsidepracticing lacrosse, right next
to the same window, and couldn'thear it at all.

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So what ever his brothers packing his instrument, and he's
not even aware of that because he can't hear it.
And the only reason to becomes aware of it is, his Karen,
Neighbor comes out and starts storming across the lawn
yelling. Something about how is she
supposed to focus with all this racket, da da da da, and he
originally thinks she's talking to him about playing lacrosse,
not that it was insanely loud, but he's standing out in the

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middle of a field. Practicing.
So, he's like, oh I must be being loud.
So he's like, what did I do? And she comes over and is like,
do you not hear that your brother practicing his
instrument? And so he listens and he doesn't
hear anything and he's like, no,well I can see him practicing
from my kitchen. So I know that it's making noise
and I can hear it. And he's really confused by that

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because it just makes no sense. Like, you can see him playing
the instrument so, you know, youcan hear it but you can't hear
it. Well, under that logic like you
could watch somebody in a soundproof room, do anything?
And be like, well I can imagine it.
So, therefore I'm hearing it. That's really not how it works
though, and she demands that he stopped practicing his
instrument. And he's like, well, I don't

(02:05:17):
know if he's actually gonna do that and it just so happened
that his parents were out of town and she's like, well, go
tell him to come talk to me. So he goes inside and he goes
into his brother's room and he explains the situation and his
brother's smiles and his like, hey, you want to see me piss off
the neighbor? And he's like, yeah, of course.
And so, he picks up his instrument, which was a trump
And he goes out onto the backyard onto this porch thing,

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which is like two feet above where they were talking to the
neighbor. And the neighbors, like, is that
the thing making that racket? And he says, I know, you can't
hear me from in the house. Like, come on.
Why are you doing this? And the neighbor says, once
again, like, well, I can see youplaying it.
So I know it's making noise, that doesn't make any sense, but
as she's talking, he just puts the trombone to his lips and
just plays a loud noise. And she's like, that's not

(02:06:02):
funny. Don't do that.
And he does it again as she's talking and she started to get
mad and she's like, stop interrupting but every time
she's trying to talk, he's just playing noises on the trumpet
trombone, whatever. Like you know which one I'm
talking about. The long one.
I was never in band. I'm sorry.
Either way. He's just doing that and she
gets so pissed that she starts trying to walk up the stairs to
him in like take it from his hands and he's just playing it

(02:06:25):
in her face and she's getting closer and closer.
So it's getting louder and louder.
And when she's really close, he lets go just like a really long
like Mom all the way down and then takes off back into House
and slams, the door and the neighbor runs after him and is
like banging on the slider saying that was so disrespectful
in the brother who watched this is back on the grass laughing

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and she turns around and she's like you think that's funny and
he's like yeah I do and she saysthat she's gonna tell their
parents when they get back and they're gonna get in trouble for
this. They just wait and see and
they're like yeah yeah sure whatever just go away so she
leaves and sure enough, the parents get back and as soon as
they're back before they're evendone unpacking.
This lady is on her way across to come talk to the parents and

(02:07:09):
apparently tell them that their kids are the worst.
And so, they retelling the storyto the parents who are aware of
the fact that this neighbor can be crazy and make unreasonable
demands and she finishes her story and she's like, well, what
do you think of that? And they say.
So you told my son to stop practicing because you thought
you could hear it even though you couldn't hear it.
And she's like, yes. Well then I don't think he did

(02:07:31):
anything wrong and his dad goes if anything.
I think it was pretty funny and she Like what?
No, wonder your kids are. So misbehaved clearly, you're a
horrible parent. You have no right to be
parenting. These kids you're filthy blah,
blah blah. And they're like go home, Karen.
So she leaves the entire way, yelling that they sucked.
But the guy was shocked, becausehe thought they were gonna get

(02:07:53):
in trouble for it, but the fact that his parents had his back
made him, like even more sure that she was just a crazy lady.
All right. So, as I said, the person who
sent this into me works at a pizza place and it's not like a
chain or anything, it's one of those places.
That's local, but everybody, there loves it.
It's been open longer than the person who works there now, has
been alive. And it's always been owned by

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the same guy. So, obviously, the dude knows a
thing or two about making pizza.It's pretty delicious.
If you can own a restaurant likethat for a long time, pretty
solid restaurants are, actually the like worst business to
start. I think most of them by like a
huge margin end up failing, within the first six months or
something. So what ever?
It's kind of just like Local Legend type of place and the guy

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is really good at making pizza and he's really, really, really,
really bad at making jokes. You just has that old man.
Boomer humor, you know, like oh,I hate my wife.
Oh, that's such a funny joke. Oh my goodness, like the type of
guy to unironically laugh at Garfield cartoons in the
newspapers. Still and listen, I love me some
Garfield, but it's just time, iskind of moved on from the

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newspaper comic. So not for this guy that is
still the peak of Comedy for him.
Anyways, to make a little bit ofa joke on the menu.
He has a, like thing, under the cheeses that are listed for the
pizza, which is alien cheese. And whenever someone asked for
it, the waiters are supposed to say, oh crap, we're supposed to
take that off the menu and just ask secretive and listen, it is

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pretty funny. I'm not gonna lie, you know
what, it get a little Annoying after a while, maybe if I worked
there. But I know it's a harmless joke.
It's literally the most harmlessthing you could possibly do.
There's not actually a alien. Is because, you know, they don't
have an alien in the back that they're milking all the time at
least not that they told me about.
So whatever. It's just supposed to be a silly

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little joke that you can play with the customers that pay
attention and ask about it in the owner has had it there
basically forever? Almost as long as the place has
been opened. That joke is been there and the
reason it's there and it kind ofmakes sense is they live in an
area where there's a lot of UFO sightings but whatever, you
know, like it's just a joke, it's not a big deal and I don't

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even understand how even if it was serious.
It could be a big deal. Anyways, one day a woman comes
in and like, immediately demandsjust a very specific table with
the specific type of lighting because, you know, she has a
light allergy or something in the way that she asked.
For it, it just becomes apparentthat it's an absolute care and

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and because the subscriber who sent this to me is known as like
one of the best, waiters, they decide to give him the Karen,
just because like, if he's a really good waiter, he'll have
an easier time dealing with the difficult.
Customer, but whatever she comesin and sits down and starts
going over this menu, dude, likea detective would go over a
crime scene, she's got out the magnifying glass.

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She's like, looking and reading every fine detail.
And finally, after she's been going over this thing for, like,
15 minutes very intensely reading it, he goes over and is
like, hey, can I get you anything?
You've been looking at that menu?
Pretty intently for a while and before even saying like, oh hi
how are you or? Oh, I'm really into the menu or
something without even looking up she goes what is a alien

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cheese in the way that she said it was almost like she was
offended by it. So instead of rolling with the
joke, the subscriber just decides to be like, oh it is a
joke. So he says that like, oh, it's
just a joke, the owner has, you know, since the town's kind of
known for aliens or whatever, it's just supposed to be a silly
joke. We don't actually have alien

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cheese in the lady is like, whatdo you mean?
You don't have alien cheese. And The guy is kind of confused
at that question. Not sure how to answer it
because it's a pretty obvious answer to the question.
What do you mean you don't have a alien cheese?
I mean that the owner of the pizza restaurant, does not have

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a way to milk aliens and then turn it into cheese.
Ma'am. I didn't know that I had to
explain that to you, but believeit or not.
It is impossible to milk aliens because a don't even know if
they exist for sure. I personally think they do but
maybe aren't here. B, if aliens did exist and they
could fly from planet to planet interplanetary travel, you'll

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really think they would let someguy who owns a pizza restaurant,
capture them in the basement anduse them to make cheese.
And you really think the guy that smart enough to trap in
alien in the basement and make cheese with, it would just be
advertising it at his pizza restaurant.
Like his ultimate thing the government.
You know, we don't even know if they have a but this guy

(02:12:35):
definitely has a aliens. What is he using it for science?
Experiments? Interplanetary travel.
No cheese like okay, come on. So what ever she asked again
what do you mean? You don't have it and so he
Planes that there is no way to get alien cheese because it
doesn't exist and immediately, the Karen's face starts turning
red and he doesn't know what he said that's so offensive, but he

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can literally see the anger coming to the surface and she
starts screaming about how it's false advertising to put
something on the menu that doesn't exist.
And on top of it, he's being condescending by saying aliens
don't exist because he doesn't know in the kids just confused
because an all of his time working here.
He's never had someone get offended at him saying aliens

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don't exist. And on top of it it's not really
false advertising because it's not on any of the advertising,
it's a joke in only the menu andit should be obvious to
literally everyone. Then alien cheese is not a real
thing who would have thought that someone would come in and
get so offended at it that they would be like this is false

(02:13:39):
advertising. I would have not eaten here
without this on the menu. Well you didn't even know what
the menu you said until you already decided to eat here.
So, okay. Anyways, he explains that they
can't have falsely advertised something that doesn't exist and
her response, is that because the menu says it and they do not
have it, that would make the menu illegal.

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And she starts screaming that this menu is illegal and she's
gonna contact the authorities and the subscriber insanely
confused by all of this not aware that a menu can be
illegal. Says, like what authorities are
you going to call? Do you really think the cops are
gonna come to the restaurant over alien cheese?
And she's like, no, I'm gonna call the authorities that deal

(02:14:21):
with these type of things. What authorities do you think
there's an entire department dedicated?
Strictly to menus you call up the FBI, dude, they're like
hello? Or in the middle of checking
into a international drug trafficking ring, what's up?
Oh my God. Someone has alien cheese on
their menu in a pizza restaurant.
You sure surely can't be seriousknow you're right the simply

(02:14:43):
cannot stand. We're going to send our team in
right away. Just people start jumping Out of
helicopters in the parking lot, you know, you know, in Monsters
Inc, when they have a 2319 or whatever the code is, I think
that's it. When the socks on his back and
like, everyone's jumping from the ceiling.
And whatnot, that's what they'regoing to do here because of this
alien cheese. Either way, the subscriber says
will, you go ahead and contact the menu police?

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I guess I don't know what to tell you and the lady is like,
well, what you can do to make this go away is give me a free
meal that'll make it go away. Like I won't contact the
authorities if you give me free food and now he's confused on if
she's actually just a crazy upset about the alien thing or
if she's gone Karen mode to try to get a free meal, you know,

(02:15:24):
the type of people that are like, I'm gonna go into a place
cause a bunch of issues, right? That's my go-to plan.
And then when I upset about the issues, I caused, I'm going to
demand free things to make me calm down.
Like she freaked out about the alien thing.
And now the only way to make hercalm down is Giver for free
food. So he kind of realizes what's up
and he's like I'm not going to give you free food.

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She stands up and grabs her purse and is like, well then I'm
not going to eat here and the guy is like, okay, you know, all
right, he's pretty okay with that.
I don't know what you expect himto do.
Believe it or not. I'm pretty sure there's been a
few times in all of his time, working, as a waiter, for
someone has walked in and then decided not to eat there and
walked out, and even if it was the first time, did you expect

(02:16:09):
him to get on his hands and knees?
And be like, no, please, please,do not leave.
Please. This restaurant.
Needs you? A bleeding money.
And so, he just says, okay. And she's like, I'm serious.
And he's like, okay, and she gets up and starts walking to
the door, and she gets to the door and she pushes it open, but
she can't leave it at that. Of course she has to try to
like, get the last word in even though it's not even really an

(02:16:31):
argument. And she's like, you'll be
hearing from my lawyer and none of the workers even look up or
acknowledge her. So she says it again.
She's like you'll be hearing from my lawyer and once again
everyone's just ignoring her. They're going the same route you
go when it Kid is throwing a tantrum just pretend it's not
happening and eventually they'llTire themselves out but that's

(02:16:52):
not enough. And so she's kind of like
standing near the podium and theperson who sees people has moved
away from the podium at that point to not be near it and it's
not the most sturdy podium in the world.
I mean, you can knock over a Podium and so she walks up and
says, you'll be hearing from my lawyer and she shoves the podium
over. And at that point, the owner
comes out from his little officeand is like, you'll be hearing

(02:17:13):
from my lawyer. If you damaged my property.
Now, get out of your embarrassing yourself and she
ends up walking out. And of course, everybody is
like, bro, that was nuts. That's one of the craziest
customers we've had yet and theneveryone starts mimicking her
and being like illegal. The menus illegal.
Listen, I just feel like sure. Technically, they are

(02:17:36):
advertising something they don'thave, but it should be obvious
that they don't actually have alien cheese.
All right. It's really, really obvious.
And the owner had only Come out and told them to leave, like he
didn't see the entire thing. So he pulls the subscriber into
his office and is like, all right, tell me what happens.
So obviously he gives him this huge breakdown and at the end,

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the owner kind of like takes a deep breath and puts his head in
his hands. You know, like, ah, you know,
I've had that joke for a long time and while I think it's
funny, this is not the first time that someone's gotten mad
and tried to break something because of it, which listen,
that is so funny to me, bro. That apparently this alien
cheese joke, which is kind of corny, if anything.

(02:18:18):
Right. It's about a pretty dad joke,
type of joke has offended more than enough people for them to
just like freak out and start breaking things.
Like what are these people doing, bro?
Seriously, who's just sitting there?
Like this alien cheese thing as gone too far and how often has
this happened? If it's enough for him to take a
deep breath? Is it like a regular occurrence?
You know, does he have it in hisinsurance policy or whatever but

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he's like. All right well I'm glad you're
okay, thank you and the next dayhe comes into work and there's
Menus on the table and he startslooking through it.
And apparently, the alien cheesejoke had been removed.
So unfortunately, in this instance, Karen won the day
because they ended up taking it out.
I wonder if just the threat of alot of soot scared, the owner.
He's like, I don't even want to risk being sued, or maybe it's

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the fact that at this point, there's just a chain of
Destruction over this alien cheese joke, and I don't get it.
Like, why are people so mad about it?
Maybe I'm stupid, and it's just going right over my head.
But I just don't understand why this would make you so upset for
any reason. All right, so like I said, this
story was sent in to me and it was a Saturday morning and
obviously this person was at theskatepark doing their thing.

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And if you've ever been to a skate park, that's like at a
busy Park on a Saturday morning,it can be pretty packed.
You've got a bunch of people that like really know what
they're doing, you know, you gotta bunch of little kids on
razors scooters, you got a bunchof dudes on bikes.
It just tends to be like, everybody's there to get there,
you know, skating in on the weekend so it can get pretty
hectic. And at this Regular park.

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There was a huge, huge amount oflike, little kids of Razor
scooters on this particular day.And obviously, the skaters were
doing their best. Not to, you know, they have many
interactions but little kids on razor scooters tend to not be
paying very much attention, you know.
They're just little kids at the end of the day so they tend to
kind of get in your way and whatnot and even if you're
trying to avoid getting in an accident, sometimes it happens.

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Well there was this like grind box in the corner near the
entrance, right? And I guess a bunch of people
had been getting snaked all day by these little kids on razor
scooters. And that's where all the
skateboarders were kind of sitting, like, on this grind
box. And I guess one of the
skateboarders had come up and said something along the lines
of like these damn little kids are really annoying, except he

(02:20:30):
said another word, that was pretty descriptive.
He said these kids are King annoying, you know, which all in
all probably unnecessary but notthe end of the world, you know,
if you're used to skating in an empty Park and all the sudden,
there's 80 kids on razor scooters that are getting in
your way. Yeah, it's Probably a little bit
annoying. You know.
Do you need to be saying it loudly in the skate park around

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the kids? It probably not.
But I guess a mom ended up over hearing him because she came
storming over all. Like what did you just say?
And you know, this dude was justnot gonna back down in the
moment. So he looked at the lady and
said something along the lines of, like I said, that your kids
are really annoying and the mom in response and said of being
like, well, you know, we all payfor this park, it's public

(02:21:13):
property, you just have to deal with it, which would have been
the good response says. Well, you're not allowed to be
here anymore. And obviously, the skateboarder
at that point is, like, what areyou talking about?
I'm not allowed to be here anymore in the Mom starts to go
on this rant about how like thisskate park was paid for by taxes
and she pays taxes but he probably doesn't pay taxes

(02:21:34):
because anyone in the skate parks on employed so you know if
he's not paying taxes he has no right to use it.
In the skateboarders, gotta confused because it came out of
nowhere and he replies. He's like well I actually do
have a job and I did last year so I do.
Pay taxes. So I guess I'm not leaving, you
know, and then he said somethingalong the lines about how like
this lady just needs to mind herown business, because clearly,

(02:21:54):
she's too dumb to tell people toleave the skate park.
And obviously, he didn't need tosay that.
Either it ticked off a little bit more of an argument, but at
the same time, I'd be calling somebody stupid to if they were
like, you don't pay taxes little.
Do they know? I do either way at that point.
Super Karen here at a size to take matters into our own hands
and she goes, that's it. You're done.
And she grabs his skateboard andstarts to leave, right?

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And a bunch of other skaters that point kind of like blocker.
And they're like, whoa, whoa, you can't just take a skateboard
and leave. Like that's not how it works.
And she goes off again about how, you know, she pays taxes
and the taxes are the reason that the skate park is here and
they're like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Nobody cares. Even, if that's true, you can't
take his stuff. Like, if you pay taxes for the
roads, you can't steal someone'scar and she just tries to push

(02:22:39):
past them. And at that point, they don't
want to be like, pushing this lady because that just is not a
good thing, right? You shouldn't want to like
shove. Anybody so they just move out of
the way. So she's taking his skateboard
and leaving and another skater runs out and tries to grab the
board back. Well, the soccer bomb lady turns
around and like swings the skateboard at the kid who was

(02:23:00):
running to grab the board and sohe jumps back to dodge it and
when he jumps back, his skateboard goes flying.
Well, the lady Snipes that one up too.
So now she's got two skateboardsand she's like making an escape
towards the parking lot to get in her car.
And at that point, the two people are like I need my
skateboard. And you know for those of you
that don't know like Escape board, if you got some nice
trucks, a solid deck on there, anice pair of Wheels, 150 bucks.

(02:23:24):
You know, it's not like a car oranything but it's definitely not
something that you're just gonnalet somebody leave with.
So those two guys start running out into the parking lot after
her and the soccer mom starts running and obviously it's just
chaos. So all the skaters go off to
watch it. And the mom throws the two,
skateboards in her car and goes to leave.
The only problem is I guess thislady had forgot her kids because
she gets in the car and then sherolls Down the window at crack

(02:23:48):
and starts screaming about how like she can't leave without her
kids. She can't leave without her
kids, and the skateboarders are there.
And they're like, okay, fine. Give us back our skateboards.
You can't leave with our skateboards and she's like, I'm
gonna call the cops. You guys are threatening me and
they're like, we're not threatening.
You just give us the skateboards, like No One's Gonna
prevent you from leaving or taking your kid.
We just want our stuff back and she's like, let my kids get in

(02:24:10):
the car. Let my kids get in the car.
In these two like eight year oldkids, start to push through the
crowd with their Razor scooters on and they get in the back seat
and none of this skaters do anything to the kids.
They don't take the Razor scooter.
They don't like flick their Helmet or anything because it's
not their fault that their mom decided to like steal their
skateboards, right? Everybody's kind of aware that
these kids have nothing to do with it.
And so you would think that the mom would be like, okay these

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kids let my you know, kids in the car and there's no issue
clearly, they don't want to hurtus at all, they just want their
stuff back. I'll just give them this gate
boards, you know, the only reason they're even around the
car is because the lady has their stuff.
Well, she just starts trying to Back out and this is definitely
stupid. Nobody should ever do this, but
one of the guys who skateboard has gotten and grabbed at that

(02:24:53):
point, just launches himself onto the hood of the car and
just grabs on, right? Like, you know, in like a comedy
movie when someone's on the hoodand they're like, stop the car,
you know, that's basically what's happening and he starts
screaming, don't leave without my skateboard.
Well, that freaks, the mom out obviously, I mean, you know,
whether or not she's in the right or wrong, you're going to
be surprised when somebody jumpson the hoodie or car.

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So she Stomps on the gas so she like flies out of the parking
spot, thank God, nobody's behindher.
But now she's going backwards like with his guy on the hood
and he's like, give me my skateboard and finally she stops
in like the back door opens and one of the little kids throws
the two skateboards out, right. Like I guess at that point she
just decided to send it. And at that point, the guy gets

(02:25:35):
off the hood of the car, right? And she just peels out of there
and obviously like I said, you know, the person who sent this
into me, had nothing to do with like jumping on the car, that
was a really stupid idea. That's how you turn getting your
skateboard taken into like a trip to the hospital.
And even then, dude, like I don't know.
That just probably was not the best idea.
Obviously, the lady didn't have the right to take your stuff.

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I'm not gonna sit here and defend that but at the same time
yeah. If someone's trying to leave the
scene and you jump on their car,they're probably gonna slam on
the gas and try to get away and that's probably not a very good
thing if you're hanging onto thehood of the car.
So what ever? They grab their skateboards.
You know, and all this skateboarders start cheering as
if that's like a great thing, you know, as if that's a massive
W and as they're cheering, they turn around and like it was one

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of those parks where people would play sports games on the
weekend. That's why it was so crowded.
And so obviously, if there's a big Congregation of people there
there's gonna be like a cop or something nearby and they turn
around in the cop is literally standing there having watched
this go down, except the only problem is he didn't watch the
entirety go down from the beginning of the skate park,
where the lady came in and they got an argument and she took the

(02:26:42):
skateboards. He just saw the ending of it so
obviously he's like why were youjumping on?
Hood of the car, you know, what's wrong with you, and they
start explaining themselves and he's just having none of it,
right? So, the two people that were
involved in got their skateboards taken are like,
going back and forth with this guy trying to explain that.
Like, no, they weren't just jumping on some random car like
she had taken their skateboard. She wasn't giving it back.

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And, you know, thankfully after a while, the cop like didn't
necessarily believe them even though they were telling the
truth, but the lady had just ran.
So there was nothing. They could really do all 20
people that were watching the situation backed up the story
because it was the truth. But you could tell by like the
way he was talking to them. He just didn't believe it,
which, you know, who can blame him.
Like let's put this in perspective.
You're telling me some lady stole, your skateboards, put

(02:27:25):
them in their car. You guys, let the kids get in
the car. She tried to leave you guys,
then jumped on the hood of the car, and she threw your
skateboards out the window. And they're like, yeah, you
know, it sounds a little bit outthere, dude, I just don't
understand why this lady thoughttaking this skateboards was
gonna be a good idea. Like, I don't even think the
iPay taxes there for, I'm in charge of who uses the skate
park thing is a good argument. It's pretty dumb, but it's a

(02:27:45):
specialty. To be like, I'm gonna take your
property because I pay public taxes, you know, like I said,
technically your taxes, help payfor the road.
You can't take somebody's car and even then, on top of that
getting mad at people for following you to try to get
their stuff back. Like, why are you following me?
Because you stole my stuff. Like, what do you think?
I was just gonna let you get in your car and leave.

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Obviously, never jump on the hood of the car.
And, to be honest, it's probablya really bad idea to follow
anyone's dealing your stuff, butlike, you didn't have to take
their stuff, you could have justas easily gotten in the car and
left without anything. If you would have just thrown
this skateboards on the ground and walked away for some reason
though, I feel like that's always what, you know, people
trying to get a one-up on. People will do like I've seen

(02:28:26):
plenty of YouTube videos where someone will come out and try to
take the skateboards you know, try to confiscate it because
someone skating on the country club Trail and they don't think
that they belong in the country club.
It's like all right man even if you think a skateboarder doesn't
belong. First of all, the skate park is
kind of where they belong. But on top of that, you just
can't Take people's stuff as for, you know, the kids who were

(02:28:49):
like swearing about scooter, kids and whatnot.
Obviously, if you do that, theirmoms going to get mad at you,
you know, it just is what it is.There's no reason to be doing
that. At the skatepark, chances are
mom's gonna have an issue. You know, you shouldn't do that.
I'm not gonna say that. That was the best behavior.
But yeah, I am gonna step up andsay that stealing their stuff in
response isn't Justified. You know, even if somebody says

(02:29:10):
a naughty word, if you punch himin the face, you're still in
more trouble for his soul. Anyways, moral of the story.
Don't take people stuff and definitely don't jump on cars
like that. That is just a definite.
Good way to get yourself in a bunch of trouble.
They're really lucky the lady had left because like, if she
would have started crying about how she got attacked by a bunch
of skaters, they probably would have been so loud.

(02:29:30):
You know, there wouldn't have been much for them to do in that
situation, all right? So basically, this story was
sent to me by a subscriber and Iguess his neighborhood is a
little bit like a normal suburb,you know, where your neighbor's
are relatively close together and like there's really no way
to ignore one another if Somebody's annoying.
You know, if somebody's just like up in your business
constantly bugging you you don'tlive far away enough from them

(02:29:53):
to be like, hey mind your business because them just kind
of walking around the neighborhood makes stuff their
business, you know? And obviously, there's not
really many situations where you're ever trying to annoy your
neighbor. And the subscriber was not
trying to annoy anyone. But one day, you know, he was
hanging out doing his thing playing PlayStation and his dad
came into his room and he's like, look, you need to clean
the garage. And his dad doesn't necessarily

(02:30:15):
ask for a whole bunch. She gets to spend most of his
time goofing off. So he figured that like he
should just clean the garage andnot make a fuss about it, which,
you know, is is fair enough. Hey, you get to play video
games, you got to clean out the garage once a year.
I feel like that's a pretty fairtrade-off.
So we went out into the garage and obviously just to make it
like a little bit more entertaining, he decided to turn
on some music and they didn't have a Bluetooth speaker out

(02:30:36):
there. So we just ended up turning on
this like old radio. That is Dad had out there and
obviously the radio kind of sucks because like every song
There's 47 commercials but it's better than nothing.
Things. So he just kind of had tuned it
into a local radio station and, you know, he was kind of
laughing at the fact that like most songs today if you play him
on the radio because they have to censor everything like half
the songs not there and he was thinking about how lame it is

(02:30:59):
listening to the radio and how he wished.
He had a Bluetooth speaker so hecould just hear the real version
of the song, right? And so regardless you kind of
just starts cleaning out the garage listening to this radio
that he has set up right there. And he starts to hear what
sounds like something coughing up, a lung from behind him and
he hadn't really expected anyoneto be there.
He had opened the garage becausethe weather was nice and he

(02:31:19):
didn't want to sweat too much. And he turns, and he sees this
lady at the bottom of the driveway, and he realizes that
the noises here, hearing is coming from her.
She is just kind of standing there.
Loudly clearing her throat over and over again, which I have to
say, is one of the most rude ways to get someone's attention.
I mean, I would honestly rather have some buddy like a snap at
me then like start clearing their throat to get my attention

(02:31:40):
because you know, obviously they're both insanely rude.
But like there's something aboutAnd it's just like, dude,
address me like a person. My goodness, regardless, the guy
decides to ask the Karen, who's just standing at the bottom of
the driveway, doing it over and over again, is something's in
her throat and she kind of snapsat him, know, nothing's in my
throat. But since you are asking, can I

(02:32:02):
ask why you think it's appropriate for you to play
profane music? So loudly from your garage and
just the way she had said it he could tell that it was like
trying to be super confrontational, you know, it
wasn't like asking a question. Hey can you please turn it down
a little bit? It wasn't very loud but like she
didn't have to come at him and be like, why are you playing
propane music loudly? And on top of that, the

(02:32:24):
subscriber is really confused because he had walked to the end
of the driveway to talk to her. And he couldn't hear the music
very much anymore. Like, he could very faintly and
on top of it, as he had already like mentioned, it's the radio.
So there's really no way for it to be that profane, like I guess
the song material itself, but they're gonna be censoring every
swear word. You know, anything that they
deemed to inappropriate for public Airwaves.

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Gets censored. So there's really no way that
anything that's playing can be like that insanely offensive.
So he tells her. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
You know, I can turn it down foryou if you want but it's just
the radio. So it can't be anything that bad
and you know, in my opinion that's a pretty fair
explanation. He's like, look, I'll turn it
down a little bit, it's just theradio, so it's not that bad,
it's all the complaints and says, I'm sorry, but you would

(02:33:08):
have thought based on her reaction, that he had, just
decided to listen to that complaint, and then rattle off
every single swear word in the dictionary, like, just based on
how she ended up reacting instead.
Well, I don't think that I'm sorry cuts it mister, even if
the radio sensors, swearing, I shouldn't have to hear a peep
from your garage. While I'm on my walk, I do not

(02:33:29):
want to listen to your radio when I'm on my walk.
I want to listen to the sounds of nature in the neighborhood.
So, listen to me young man, get over there to that radio, and
you turn it off and he's just kind of standing there staring
because he's, like, what is going on.
So she repeats Self turn it off.And at this point, the
subscriber is just super confused because, like, he just

(02:33:51):
really can't understand why she's so mad.
He had literally opened this by trying to apologize and say,
hey, I'll turn it down, but it'snot that bad.
And so the fact that she's now screaming at him being insulting
being like, you need to turn it off and demanding.
He go do it. He decides that he's not going
to do that, and he's just gonna stand up for himself a little
bit, which I don't know. Is I always the best decision

(02:34:11):
the most entertaining for a story?
Sure. But, you know, sometimes if
people are a little crazy, you should just walk away.
Well, and he says, you know, youare more than welcome if my
music is so loud and distractingto call the police or file, an
HOA complaint, you know, I have offered you to turn it down, I'm
not doing anything wrong, so, I'm sorry, I was gonna turn it
down but now I'm no longer goingto so you can listen to the

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radio for all I care which, you know, little Petey.
But that being said, if somebody's screaming at you,
after you already offered to turn it off, it's like all
right, I don't know. Do you kind of earn the right to
be a little bit Petty at that point and she just starts
yelling at him if you do not Turn off that radio in the next
10 seconds. Then I'm gonna go over there and
turn it off my self. In the kids started to laugh

(02:34:53):
because he was like, well that'sinsane.
It sounds like you're threatening, you know, a little
kid, like, first grade, I'm gonna count to 10 or whatever
but then the Karen literally starts counting down backwards
from 10, which I don't think hasever worked to get anyone to do
anything. Outside of like, yeah,
kindergarten or first grade, youknow, 10 9 like, is he supposed
to just run over to the radio. Maybe when I was eight and my

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dad started counting down from three, I was horrified and it
would work, but I just don't think a random person.
I don't know. Just like demanding, I turned on
my music and then counting is gonna do anything to anyone,
like, you know, call me crazy. I feel like if somebody was
like, dude, anytime someone starts counting down, I just
have to do anything. They say, I'd be like, that's
not normal, bro. Go rob a bank 10 nine.

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He's like a halfway there, you know, regardless she's doing her
countdown. And this guy couldn't care any
less but he decides to mess withtheir little bit.
And so as she's counting down, she gets to three, you know,
three two and as she gets To 2. He just starts sprinting over to
the radio and he assumed that she would think that like he's
going over there to turn it off,you know?
And he gets over there and he looks at her and he goes, I'm so

(02:35:55):
sorry. And he turned it up a little
bit, not enough to like, be insane, you know, and blood
anyone's ears, drums, or anything, but he turned it up,
just enough for it to be noticeable.
Not enough to disrupt the neighborhood even, but just
enough because he wasn't trying to disrupt the neighborhood.
You know, he just wanted to annoy the situation and it kind
of worked. They Karen took it as a
challenge and she starts kind ofwalking up the driveway like

(02:36:17):
into his garage. And at that point he tells her
he's like, whoa! Whoa, you can't come in my
garage. This is my property.
You know, please don't come in here.
You can stay on the street. We can argue like don't come in
here. You're making me feel weird you
know and obviously he was still being a little bit better but at
the same time you don't want strangers just like walking into
your garage just when they're mad at you, you never know and
the Karen starts to like go off about how she can go anywhere.

(02:36:39):
She wants she has the right to turn off.
Whatever is disrupting her pieceand she didn't care if it was
his property or not. So she Starts like walking into
the garage angrily and at that point, you know, the
subscribers. Like all right, I'm gonna go get
my dad because this is out of control so he goes inside and as
he's going inside he sees the Karen kind of walking over to
the radio and he figures that she's gonna turn it off and by

(02:36:59):
the time he gets back out there she's gonna have ran away right
because it'd be really weird if she was still there when he got
back. So he goes and gets his dad and
they come outside and the music is now insanely louder.
I guess. Like, you know, they Karen had
started trying to turn off the radio and only had somehow
managed to turn it up which is hilarious to me.
Dude, if you're gonna storm the garage and try to turn off the
radio, I feel like the required man is, you have to turn it off?

(02:37:21):
You can't just like sit there and be fumbling with it and
accidentally make it louder. And that point, you kind of are
the reason for the noise complaint, right?
Like if you're gonna storm into someone's property, you
shouldn't never do that. But at least turn off the radio
quickly. She could have had this whole
cat woman, Karen thing going on just like this half mythical
creature roaming the neighborhood turning off
whatever sound was coming from the garage.

(02:37:41):
You know, I went inside for a second I came back out to my JBL
speaker to Boy, I'm telling you.Something's out there Dan turned
down the volume on my radio. Every time I go into the garage,
it's eerily quiet. I hate it.
You know, you could have had that going on.
I feel like turning off a radio,isn't that difficult?
You could have had some some mythical Bigfoot thing going on.
Anyways though, this guy's dad gets out into the garage and

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obviously, his first question islike, who are you and what are
you doing? Which is a normal reaction to a
stranger like, holding your electronics and your garage that
you've never seen, you know, whoare you?
If anything is a nice reaction, I feel like most people would be
like, get out of my property or I'm calling the cops.
Maybe freaking out, you know, a little little angry.
The fact that he's even opening up with like who are you and

(02:38:23):
what are you doing? Is already nice, right?
But the Karen turns and just theanger in her voice.
I'm your neighbor and your son has been insanely disrespectful
playing music on the radio so loudly and on top of that the
music he's playing is vulgar anddisgusting and I will not stand
for it in my neighborhood. This is my peace and quiet and I

(02:38:44):
refuse to let it be, you know. Destroyed by some music.
And she's going off on this rantabout how apparently this dude's
music from the radio, is just the most peace destroying thing
of all time. It's not very loud.
And the dad says, what everybodyelse is thinking at this point
and it's like, you know, no offense, but if he's playing on
the radio, it can only be so badbecause they censor a lot of

(02:39:04):
stuff. And even then you know, even if
my son was out here just blasting swear words on the
speaker it's not really anythingthat gives you the right to
store them into my property and start touching my stuff.
Sure. Is it rude and disrespectful if
my kids doing that. Absolutely.
But that doesn't mean that you can just like storeman and start
destroying my speaker because you don't like what it's
playing, you know, which is fair.

(02:39:25):
Anyways. The Karen is their processing
that for a bit. You know, the gears are turning.
She's trying to think of a way to justify coming into the
garage and attacking the radio for no reason because the dads
explanation is pretty solid. You know, even if it was the
most annoying music of all time,it doesn't give you the right to
just walk in here and start attacking someone's property.
Yeah, we can agree that some people's music.

(02:39:45):
Is absolute garbage. I think that's just something
everyone could agree on. It doesn't mean you get to like
walk up to their car and turn down the volume on it, you know.
But for some reason, she decidesto go with probably the most
lame excuse, she could possibly think of which is, you know.
Well, I don't like to hear it and I shouldn't have to hear it.
When I walk by your house, I think it's absurd that I have to
hear anything. When I walk by your house, which

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listen man. Then, like, I don't know.
Keep walking if you don't like what you're hearing and
everybody kind of has a moment where they stopped and like, had
to process how dumb it was. Because, like, I don't know,
that really is the easiest solution to this at all, if I
was walking around the neighborhood, and someone was
playing, really, really loud music, right?
I have this ability to keep walking, you don't have to let

(02:40:29):
it turn into some giant argumentwhere then you're like storming
into someone's property and threatening to destroy their
like Tronics and stuff. No, you could just keep walking
like sure it's annoying. No One's Gonna argue with that.
But that being said, it's not like this music's insanely loud
and on top of it. If you're the person In their
garage shaking their Electronics, you are now crazier
than the person playing the loudmusic, and the dad's not really

(02:40:52):
vibing with that. And he asked directly like, why
didn't you keep walking if you hated the music so much, which
is a relatively fair question toask, you know, he's still not
really like losing it for somebody that's having a
stranger in his garage holding his stuff being like your son's,
an idiot and disrespectful just asking the questions that
matter, you know, if you really hate it so much and you could

(02:41:12):
just avoid it, then why not justavoid it.
I feel like that's way easier than having to turn this into
some giant battle in the ladies response is, well, why should I
have to keep walking? You know, and the answer is
because it's not your house or your radio and you don't live
near here and the dad asked her,he's like, look where even is
your house, is it closed? Because I know everybody that
lives directly around us. And I don't think you're in any

(02:41:33):
of those houses and she gets really quiet.
And she's like, I live near enough to for it to be able to
be my problem, which is convenient.
And he's like, all right. Well, where do you live?
Like, how close are you? And she goes.
Well, okay, fine, I live a street over but I Lock the
street every day and listen, man, if you don't even live,
close to the house that you're standing in the garage of
screaming at them to turn down the music, you know, I'm really

(02:41:54):
unsure of how it's any of your business.
Like, you've literally could have kept walking, you didn't
have to charge the garage and try to turn off the radio, you
know, just go back home, a street away and yeah, now it's
magically, not a problem. You can't hear it anymore.
I feel like that would have beenthe easiest solution.
The fact that you don't even live near here, makes this
entire interaction, like a million percent stupider.

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And so, you know, the Karen starts to stammer a bit because
the Dad starts to hit her with questions that she answers.
Which, you know, if you're trying to look good.
I don't know why you would answer this way.
He's like, well, can you hear itfrom your house a street away?
And she's like, no. And he goes, can you even hear
it from two houses away? And she says, no, and then he
kind of looks at her. And he's like, all right, so I'm
not really understanding why this is a problem, you know, if

(02:42:36):
you can't even hear it from yourhouse then like why are you so
mad that you're running into thegarage and grabbing stuff if
it's not audible from your house?
Then it's not your problem. Not saying Thing I would ever be
on Team Karen, you know, but if he really was blasting music so
loud that she could hear it clearly in her house a street
away, I can understand her beingpissed because that's just like
inconsiderate. And you know, there's just no

(02:42:57):
reason to be playing music that loudly in a neighborhood
seriously, dude? Like what you're just gonna wake
everybody up and force them to listen to your music, but that's
really not what was happening here, you know.
But even if in the case of them playing music insanely loud you
still can't run into their houseand break the speaker.
You can just get an ad about it,if you can't even hear it.
From two houses away though. There's nothing that you should
be upset about, you know? And as she stammering, the dad

(02:43:19):
is like, all right. So if you can't hear from two
houses away, then I want you to put down my radio and get out of
my garage, you know, and they Karen sets it down and like
hasn't said anything and just starts to walk out of the garage
and she's walking down the driveway and they can tell that
she's like getting mad. She has her fist balled up and
she gets to the road again and it's almost like when she gets

(02:43:40):
to the road, she gets like a second window of Courage, you
know, reinforcements of crazy, how to ride and nothing.
Was going to stop her because now that she's at the bottom of
the driveway, she turns around and starts screaming at them.
Again, look at how inconsiderateyou were of your neighbor's.
You have no respect for the peace in Tranquility of this
neighborhood. And it's insane.
You know, the irony of the fact that she's now screaming all of

(02:44:02):
this way, louder than the music would have ever been, you know,
is is not hitting her. I'm just saying if you go to the
end of the driveway and start screaming, and the music was an
audible from the end of the driveway.
Now, there's just a lot more noise in the entire
neighborhoods gonna be annoyed. At least before it was
contained. Only you being annoyed, you know
what I mean? She stops yelling for a second,
you know, almost deciding at that point that are yelling was

(02:44:24):
louder than the music, but she just decided to keep going
because, you know, that's just what she did.
So, she starts going, I'm yelling because of how
inconsiderate you are to the peace in quiet.
I understand that yelling might go again against that as well,
but I wouldn't have to yell if you would just turn off your
radio and obviously, it's just like, all right now, we're not

(02:44:44):
gonna turn off the Video. They probably would have before
but now you can't. So the dad just looks at her and
goes all right. You have fun with that, then I
guess you can stand here and listen to the music and he hit
the garage button. And so the garage starts closing
and she's at the end of the driveway and she's not like
rushing the door or anything. She's not gonna try to do a
secret agent. Like, you know, when they slide
underneath the door, that's closing, that's not gonna
happen. It's not special ops Karen, you

(02:45:06):
know, but the door closes and the dad turns to the Sun and
he's like, look go ahead and play your music.
Don't worry about it. And so he just kind of goes back
to cleaning the garage. And he assumes at that point
that it's over. So he turns back on the music at
a lower volume, he really was not trying to make anyone upset,
you know, and he just goes back to Oregon and organizing the
garage and what seemed like a retreat by the Karen.

(02:45:27):
Had actually been a false Retreat for her to gather back
up. You know, as you know, Karen's
often travel in packs, they tendto do this thing called
overwhelming, destroy you get two Karen's yelling at you, it's
too overwhelming because about 10 minutes later, there's some
banging on the garage door and it Sounds pretty loud.
So he goes to get his dad just because he was scared and he

(02:45:48):
Figures. It's somebody coming back to
argue with them about it. So he gets his dad when they
come back to the garage, the banging is now even louder on
the garage door. And so his dad hits open and as
the garage door is coming up, they see four sets of legs, so
they can be like, all right, there's two people here, you
know, there's at least more people than there was before and
as the garage door is coming up,it becomes more and more clear

(02:46:10):
standing there and it's Karen again and what they think is her
husband and they both start yelling in tandem almost like
they had practiced. This a bunch, you know?
Like, all right, let's yell the exact same thing in unison.
So it just scares. Everybody too scared or too
scared, Karen. Same thing.
Screaming in unison is quite impressive and they just both
are yelling about how, you know,what they did was so

(02:46:31):
disrespectful and they can't believe the music keep in mind.
It's even quieter now. Like they had really gone back
gotten so mad that they decided to come confront them by banging
on the garage door. And now their new thing is that
their demanding that Karen gets an apology for embarrassing her.
When they found her in the garage which out of everything
you can ask for an apology for in this situation is probably
the dumbest. You probably get an apology for

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the music you know but like how are you going to demand an
apology for someone getting upset when they walked into
their garage and saw a stranger touching their stuff?
I think everybody in that situation would yell a little
bit. If anything, I feel like someone
walking out and seeing a stranger in their property and
yelling is a pretty calm reaction.
The dad at that point though, realizes, this is getting a
little bit out of control and hewants to Reign it back in.

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So he looks at the Karen and youknow, guy Karen and he's like,
look okay, this is gotten out ofcontrol.
Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna stop playing the
music. All right, we will stop playing
the music but I'm not going to apologize for telling someone
not to touch my stuff when I don't know them.
You know, I came outside. There was a stranger on my
property. I didn't know what was going on,
I'm not gonna apologize for that, but I'll turn it off in.

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The caring seems to be on board with that.
You know, she's like, all right.That's probably the biggest win.
We're gonna get. We'll leave it there.
Fine. She had just wanted the music
off. I think she realized the like
they Aren't going to apologize because they hadn't really done
anything. Wrong getting the music off as a
w so they should just take it and leave because you know if
you keep the argument going, youare more in the wrong than them.

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So you just take the small victory and walk but at that
point her husband decides to go full nuclear care.
And dude, he's just starts yelling.
That is not enough. You need to apologize.
You need to get on your knees and grovel for me to forgive
you, and if you don't, there's gonna be consequences.
And even Karen is like, all right, you guys don't have to do
that. It's okay.

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And she starts trying to pull him away, and he's like, no,
they need to gravel. I mean, literally get down on
your hands and knees and beg forme to forgive you.
And at that point, you know, thesubscribers, dad is like all
right, dude. Listen, we will turn the music
off, but if you keep screaming like that and getting
aggressive, I will call the copsyou are on my property.

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I'm not gonna apologize. And I'm certainly not gonna
like, get on my hands and knees and beg for forgiveness because
you Current here, you know, we'll turn off the music but
you're out of your mind. If you think that I'm gonna
like, get on my hands and knees and beg for you to forgive me.
I don't even know who you are. Like, go a street away, go do
your thing, and I want to give Karen some credit, you know, she

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had been insane a little bit earlier, maybe she was a little
mad when she stormed the garage or whatever, but she was doing
her best if you use it now she'slike, all right, it's fine,
let's just stop, you know, they're gonna stop playing the
music. We're good, it's over, it's
okay. But the husband is like no and
in fact you want to threaten to call the cops if I if I come
into your garage and do something about it, go ahead by
the time they get here like all of the beating you up already

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and that point is Dad's like allright that's enough I'm gonna
call and he just starts closing the garage door and Karen's
holding the dad back from like or not.
The dad, the husband from rushing, the garage door and the
garage door closes and he calls his brother.
You know, I guess he didn't wantto like, call the actual police
and he just pretends that, he's on the phone with them and
whatever. You know, I don't know why he

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didn't want to call it. This point.
They want to 100% shut up. I feel like this was Is the
mistake. This dude standing in your
driveway. Screaming is gonna beat you
before you get to call the cops.That's kind of a reason to but
whatever, he's just kind of pretending he's on the phone and
it does scare them off. They literally hear them out
there being like go, go, go, They're calling and like they
were wearing flip-flops worst thing to challenge someone to
combat in flip-flops, you know, but whatever.

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They literally hear their flip-flops like going down the
road away from the house. So they had worked, they had ran
off. And at that point, he's already
on the phone with like his brother.
So you know he figures they're gone and he feels in his brother
on what had happened and they all start laughing just at the
sheer absurdity at everything that had gone down.
You know, almost like it being over.
Everybody just has a little bit of a breath of relief about

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like, well, that was nuts and can't get any weirder.
I just can't believe, dude, Karen was literally like willing
to throw hands over this. Dude.
If there's ever anything that, Ifeel like it's absurd to
actually fight about, it's the volume of music, you know.
Oh what did you get your assaultand battery charge for well,
this dude was played music. So I thought him and they're
like oh okay well was the music loud?

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Not necessarily, he just refusedto turn it down when I asked.
So, you know, I had to beat him up and they're like, oh okay,
bro, you know, I'm not one of these people that says that
fighting is always stupid. I just feel like you should have
a really good reason to fight. If you're gonna fight somebody
over the fact that they didn't want to get on their knees and
beg for forgiveness because theydidn't want to turn down their

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music. You can't be surprised that
people think that's a little aggressive, you know, I just
feel like fighting over that stuff is just not worth it
especially when you're like grown men.
No one wins in that situation, bro.
You're 47, you get tired and like sore after a workout for
six months. What do you think of fights
gonna do to? You know, one is gonna like, get
on their knees and beg for forgiveness from an out of

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shape. Middle aged man, who was turning
the shade of a tomato from screaming.
Like I'll take my chances and combat.
If I have to nobody wants to getinto combat, you know?
I'm just saying. You gotta be a little bit
self-aware that like you're justkind of both old men and
neither. One of you is a UFC fighter in
both of you are Probably going to lose.
And so the dads like all right, whatever they go into the house

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because he left and they thoughtit was over at that point, they
figured they wouldn't come back because you know they thought
they had called the cops. They were obviously in the wrong
for being in the garage. So they're like, they're gonna
have to leave us alone because it would be nuts if they came
back. You know, well, they thought
wrong because after 10 minutes about after this huge freak out
where they had ran away flip-flops going down the

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street, there's this knock on the door and obviously, you
know, they're a little bit apprehensive to open it but the
dad goes ahead and opens it a little bit and it's Karen in her
husband. In the dad, immediately is like
get out of here. I don't want any trouble, you
know. And they start being like, no,
no, we're not here for trouble! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry in the dad has the door closed but they can

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hear him yelling. I'm sorry through the door and
they both have this moment wherethey look at each other.
And like, for some reason, they decide to take a chance and open
it. I feel like that was the wrong
move, bro. I feel like keeping the door
closed is definitely the elite move.
When it's the people that were just saying that.
Like they're gonna fight you. You know, just keep it close.
This I you don't have to open it.
The data opens the door. A bit though, just to see what's
going on and like Karen. And her husband are both

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standing there with a can of Coke and they're like, we want
to give this to you as a peace offering and the dad is just
kind of sitting there a little bit confused because like, okay,
you know, it's a can of soda. Thank you, I guess.
And he takes it from them because they were kind of like,
you need to take this. It's our peace offering and I'll
be honest. I have literally never heard of
this before, you know, maybe I'mstupid and this is a normal

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thing, but like, I didn't realize that when you fight with
your neighbor, you're supposed to bring a can of soda over
there and call it a peace offering.
You know, it's specially after you threatened to fight, that
might feel like a can of Coke doesn't really end that but
obviously you just kind of takesit from him and he's like, thank
you, peace, I guess. And they're like, no, thank you.
You know. No, thank you and they leave and

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the dad closes the door and is like, super confused about that
entire interaction because it's not every day that like it just
what. I don't know why they decided to
come back with a can of Coke is an apology, you know?
Maybe Were on coke, it would explain the behavior a little
bit but either way the dad closes the door way more
confused than before he had opened it in.
The situation was already bizarre you know just to have

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some dude being like I need you to beg for my forgiveness and
then 10 minutes later. He's like listen, I'm really
sorry about that. Will you take this soda as a
peace offering like dude what inThe Sims player is going on
here? Like it's just go, huh?
This has to be some aliens like pretending to be humans for
their evaluation of humanity, but ever since things have been

(02:54:16):
even weirder, like that's what this person is said.
They've been insanely over friendly to them to the point
where it's weird like listen, you know, I guess thank you for
the can of Coke as a peace offering but at the end of the
day, if you don't like someone, it's okay to just ignore them.
You know, you don't have to go the opposite way and be like so
insanely over friendly because it's kind of weird and that's
just how friendly they're being.Like literally every time this

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kid or his dad is outside and Karen is nearby.
Like if she's down the street she will literally drop
everything. In Sprint over there and be
like, can I help you with anything?
My best friends, my best friends?
Can I help you with anything? And they're always like, no,
it's okay. Because obviously, they just
don't really want to interact that much, you know, the times
that they didn't interact were bad enough.

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It's not like they were itching for more.
Remember, when they were threatening us and running into
our garage, that was awesome. Let's be best friends.
Like you did threaten to break their radio and your husband did
say he was gonna beat this dude unless you got on his hands and
begged for forgiveness, you know.
I think they might not want to be best friends, it's okay to
leave them alone for a little bit after all that went down.
If anything, I would just be embarrassed, dude, I'd be like,

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I can never talk to these peopleagain after that.
Like I feel like you just, you might have to move countries.
Actually change your name. Perhaps, no.
They were just like, man, whatever.
I'm just gonna go up and be like, hey bestie, what's up,
bestie? How you doing?
Bestie? Regardless, I think that Karen
as going out of her way to be overly.
Nice. It's weird.
Sure. But it is better than her like

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going the other way and going nuts and becoming hell bent on
like destroying. In your life.
So at least if she's consistently bringing you cans
of coke. That's a w.
Hey, best friend. Would you like another soda?
You're just like of course, of course I would.
It's free. Why not?
In fact, if anything you got to use this to your advantage,
right? Every time she offers you a free
soda, you just take it and sell it, you know, get some easy
profit. Dude, you're gonna love the

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situation as you make a 37 centsa day from reselling the Coke
products. All right, so like I said, one
of my subscribers ended up sending this into me and I guess
he lives and works on a farm in the way that their fields are
set up. He has like one field right
behind his house and then another field that's across the
street down a dirt road, a bit. It's not insanely far to the
point where like he literally drives his tractor to the other

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field pretty often just to take care of it, you know?
And for the most part because he's on a farm, everyone around
him is usually a farmer. So there isn't too many issues
or complaints about tractors on the road because everyone gets
it like, listen, I'm not saying it wouldn't be weird for a
tractor to just be going down. The middle of the Las Vegas
Strip, all right? But you have to remember that if
you're in an area with the bunchof farm And it's not weird to

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see Farm vehicles and that especially isn't illegal.
You know. There's no reason they would
just come arrest, the farmers for doing their job and
obviously, because they lived inthe area of the cops kind of
knew what was up. And so, therefore, they would
take the farmer side. If anyone ever had any
complaints anyways, the only time he was ever on like a real
road with this tractor, you know, a paved road with signs

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and stuff. It was literally to go from like
this field that they owned on this side, across the street to
the other side. And then there was a dirt road
that was used and so obviously there's not a lot of time, the
tractor spending on the road andwhenever it is on the road,
everyone just kind of looks the other day, but on this
particular day he gets across the street and starts going down
this dirt road and he sees another car coming his

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Direction, which happened from time to time.
Anyways, as the cars coming, he just kind of assumes that it's
another farmer or someone in a truck or something that kind of
knew what was up. Because why else would any car
be on these back roads, right? And the way it worked, if
there's another car coming, as you both, just kind of pulled to
the side, did it late enough room?
Them for both of you to get by. If you went relatively slow past
each other, he had done it plenty of times at this point,

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but as he's getting closer to the new car, he realizes that
it's not like a farmer's truck. It's not a truck at all.
It's a brand new Range Rover, which listen, you know, there's
absolutely nothing wrong with the new Range Rover.
It's not obviously, a very nice car, but keep in mind that
you're in the literal middle of nowhere on a dirt road.
No one uses except for like the other Farmers, he occasionally

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runs into. But either way, it doesn't
really matter the formula is going to be the same.
They're just gonna have to go really slow.
Pull over a bit and everything should be okay.
It's not like a truck is any smaller than a Range Rover in
terms of like the size of it. Right.
But whatever when they get closeto each other the Range Rover
just stops and starts kind of honking over and over and over
again. And the person driving the

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tractor is confused and assumes that someone's hurt or
something's wrong because otherwise, why would this person
just be like spamming on the horn for no reasons.
So he gets out to go look and make sure everything's okay.
And that they don't need help. And as he gets out, Window rolls
down and he just hears this incoherent screaming in his
direction, right? Like it takes him a little bit
to even make out what's being said, but whoever is in the car

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is, apparently not happy to see him at all.
What is your tractor doing in the road?
You stupid redneck hillbilly. You have till the count of 10 to
move that tractor or I'm callingthe police.
Do you have any idea how late I already am?
The last thing I need is some back road loser like you coming
and parking is Tractor in front of me.

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This is insane. You wouldn't believe how late I
am. You need to get this off the
road, now, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And obviously the person she's yelling at is a little bit
awestruck, like, just by how rude the interaction to start it
off here. He was literally getting out the
come check, make sure everything's okay.
Now he's being told he's a redneck hillbilly for having a
Tracker so he's just kind of standing there for a second

(02:59:34):
processing. This wave of insults that just
rushed over him when like she goes in again.
Hello, I'm talking to you standing there.
I said, move your tractor now. You idiot?
And the only thing he says back is like, who are you?
You know, just a genuine question because it's a small
town. It's not like there's a lot of
strangers around and listen. I'm not saying it's the best

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first question to come out of his mouth but it was the first
question out of his mouth but for some reason she kind of took
it as a challenge to drop every Flex ever, I'm a lawyer from,
you know, and she said the town nearby.
I'm not gonna dox the dude and I'm here looking for property
because I want land, but these stupid dirt roads.
Make no sense and you have trackers on the road.
Like that's something logical. Get it off the road now and

(03:00:17):
obviously he's just kind of laughing and he starts
explaining. He's like yeah well if you're
looking for property out here a lot of its gonna be farmland or
wood. So it's gonna be a lot of
underdeveloped, dirt roads, that's what it's like here.
And like a lot of people have trackers.
So if you really hate these on the road, I don't know if this
is the area for you in her response is just well, I'm glad
you more on like it here but I don't.

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So how about you move the tractor?
So I can get back to civilization just being so mean
for Are no reason and he was getting really annoyed with how
rude she was being. And he decided to tell her that
she could probably get around the tractor.
He had seen tons of these stupidmoronic hillbilly Farmers like
saying it as ironic as possible,be able to drive around the
tractor. So it should be no problem for a

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big Smart City, girl, like her sale and he was totally putting
on the accent and everything just trying to be as annoying as
humanly possible. You know, imagine you're driving
a tractor and someone's like you're an idiot, you're stupid.
You don't know anything. And then ask you to move it just
be like, gee. I don't know how to move a track
or, that's hilarious, dude. But obviously, she's not a fan
of the trolling and she's like, are you kidding me?

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Move it right now. You know, it's actually illegal
to have a tractor on the road and I'm gonna have it in pounded
and he's like, all right, go ahead and call the cops dude, go
for it. He knows all the cops in the
town. It's not a big town.
And once again, the cops kind ofunderstand that like they have
to drive the tracker to their fields.
It's on a dirt road, it's not ona main road, he's not at a
stoplight. They know why his tractor is

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here, they're not gonna come. Out there and be like you can't
be here it's literally on his way to his field.
And listen, I'm not gonna blame lawyers for using the law
argument because, you know, theyassume they're the only people
that know it and two. Most people don't know the law.
Like if you're a lawyer, you canjust kind of be like, did you
know that you're breaking the law and most people will be like
I am, you know, most people aren't reading code books.
Every day trying to figure out specifics.

(03:02:05):
If I was a lawyer, I'd use this all the time too.
I'd be like oh that's illegal. Yeah, you can't do that.
I probably wouldn't. But you get what I'm saying?
Dude obviously what he's doing isn't illegal but I could
understand what she's like. I'm a lawyer and you need to
move this now, not that she should act that way but I, you
know what I'm saying? Like why she used that argument?
All right, this is getting out of hand, whatever you guys get
what I'm trying to say. I'm not sighting with the Karen
loyer here. Anyways, at that point, she gets

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out of the car and he decides toget back into the tractor just
so it can't escalate. And when he gets back into the
tractor, she walks over and putsher hands on it and starts,
literally trying to push it intothe field.
And you know I'm not an expert or a genius but I will say
tractor heavy. So it's not really moving very
well. I just feel like Someone who's,
you know, looked at a tractor before, it should be pretty

(03:02:48):
obvious that you can't really just push it into a field.
I just feel like they're pretty heavy, it's one of those things
that would be pretty difficult to do.
You know, maybe if you're a broader bodybuilder or
something, but I'm not pushing attractor and there's no way
this lady and like her high heels is pushing a tractor, no
offense, a high heels are just not the shoes to be wearing.
When you're pushing a tractor, you need some grip, you got to
get some new balances on, you know, then you got a chance

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after about 15, seconds of her trying really hard with all of
my to push this track tractor into the field.
He's like I don't think you can move the tracker.
He's not trying to be mean he's just like look like I know one
can push this tracker. Like it's it's huge and she
looks at him and just goes move it.
Oh in the way she does now is literally like a growl howl

(03:03:32):
thing. So loud that if there was a
Bigfoot nearby it would be like brother you know, and at that
point, a huge smile comes acrosslike the the kids face in the
tractor because it's just funny,dude.
Imagine someone getting out likescreaming at you for having a
tractor in your field and then is like move it and you're like
you can get around it. So they start trying to
literally push your tractor out of the way.

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Tell me that wouldn't be funny, you know, but whatever he
decides to move it. And so, he goes and drives right
past her car, without hitting itwithout doing anything proving
that she could have just driven around him.
She had just gotten out of the car to push the tractor for no
reason. And so when she realizes that,
he wasn't kidding. And she literally could have
just driven by the tractor and had no issue at all.

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It's obvious, she's a little embarrassed, but you know, full
Karen mode can never in admit it.
So she just starts being like, how did you do that?
How did you do that? And he's like, what do you mean
I drove by your tractor? I told you we had enough room to
get by each other. If we went slow, and she's Like
no, there's literally no way that tractor would have been
able to move by my car. I, I'm an expert, like I know

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these things, there's no way that could have happened.
Did you have my car moved somehow?
And he's like, well, we were arguing.
Did I have your car moved like six inches so I could drive past
it. No.
Like, you got to be jumping through some mighty, big Hoops
to be like, aha. Well, he did say, he could drive
by it, he drove by it, right. But therefore, there's like some

(03:04:56):
secret conspiracy with a bunch of elves that move cars, six
inches to the right. So trackers can drive by.
I'm just not understanding like,okay, she's trying to push the
tractor herself. She's feeling like her car.
Got pushed, is she married to Superman or something?
Like, is she actually just the strongest person to ever exist
in? We don't know it, you know, she
was just holding back on the tractor here.
She could have thrown it at him,but she decided to show

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restraint in this one instance, I don't know, bro.
This entire thing is funny. I just feel like cars, don't be
moving like that on the regular unless you're just on something
or insanely read like Superman strength.
If all the sudden I found out that like when my mom you know,
was alone and there wasn't a parking spot, she just got out
and threw the car that was in the parking spot, so she could
park there. I don't know if I would be

(03:05:39):
horrified or impressed, but it seems like this lady might be
someone who has those skills, dude, moving cars and tractors
comes easily to her. I don't know what you're
supposed to do with that strength, other than, like, sign
up for the government and be a nuclear missile yourself.
Like you're just hurling nukes with your arms because you're so
ripped regardless, he confirms to her that he did not.
In fact, move her car, and she starts yelling about how he

(03:06:01):
definitely moved her car. And at this point, he's crossed
the line into destruction of property, and she's gonna call
the cops and he's like, you knowwhat, go for it.
If you're gonna start saying that, I'm like destroying your
very expensive brand new car. Yeah, I'd rather have some
people here to settle this cuz I'm not trying to be on the hook
for a massive repair bill. So she calls and he just is
sitting in his tractor waiting and it's taking forever because

(03:06:23):
you know it's it's the countryside.
It's not like they have a crap ton of people ready to go handle
this stuff. And after about 25 minutes, a
guy pulls up with no lights on clearly, not too worried about
it. And as soon as he gets out of
the car, the Karen just starts yelling that like, he moved my
car, you know, he moved it. I swear, he, he found a way to
move my car. So, his tractor could get by,

(03:06:43):
this is insane, and the officer is like, what?
What's going on? Like Hello, nice to meet you.
I just walked up what is happening?
And she says that she was on this road looking at property
and she was going to leave in the tractor was in the way and
blocked her in and started making threatening noises and
she was afraid that he was goingto run over her car like a tank.

(03:07:04):
If she didn't get out of the carbecause he was being so
threatening Lady. It's not a tank, it's not a
monster truck. Like, I mean, call me crazy, but
I don't, I don't know how she got there.
Like he literally got out and came to check if everything was
okay because she was honking. Get he thought something was
wrong. How do you take that as he's
going to slam on the gas and Crush my car?

(03:07:25):
The cops? Like all right.
All right. Well, Okay, that's that's not
good. And she's like, so I got out to
confront him and somehow when I was out of the car in fronting
him, he must have had a way to move it a few inches because
now, I'm not blocked in and he'dbeen able to drip and buy, but
she's 100% sure that she was blocked in before.
So you know magic, that's the only explanation as to how

(03:07:45):
they've gotten here. Listen, I'm not saying it
wouldn't be scary if you were cornered by a tractor obviously
that would be horrifying but that's just not really what went
down here. Like if there was some
Psychopaths rolling around just it boxing people in with the
tractors. By all means have him arrested
lock him in jail. Throw away the key but if some
dudes just driving to his field and you just don't want to go
slow around him so you're just like nah homie was trying to

(03:08:08):
block me in. That's kind of not cool.
You know I also love her, she said threatening noises from the
track or like what threatening noises could even be coming from
it. Oh, the price of gas well, like
that's pretty scary. Okay, that's threatening, you
know, I don't have a tractor. I'm not sure if they have a
horn. I'm just not understanding what
threatening noises could be coming from the track or well.
Got a knife. I'm a tractor.

(03:08:29):
Like, I don't think they could talk, bro.
I just, I just don't really understand how you're gonna be
afraid of just an inanimate object, making threatening
noises. Anyways, he kind of gets the
statement from her and obviously, he comes to talk to
the kid a bit and he's like, I didn't move the car.
I have no clue how I would have done that in the cops, like,
yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure you didn't move the car because

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when it's a car and she says that you pushed it, a few
inches, but I feel like they would be tracks of some sort.
If you pulled the car like we'reon a dirt road, you would
definitely see where the tires had been dragged back.
You know. There's no March from the tires
lighting which I love was his proof.
Not the fact that this kid clearly could not push a car.
He's like, well, you could have pushed the car for sure.

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But there's no marks. So, that's how we know you
didn't do it. No, you should just look at him
and be like, oh, this isn't an Olympian.
There's no way that he's single-handedly pushing a car
without being noticed even in Olympia in dude.
If you got like the strongest dude in the world and you're
like shoved that Range Rover, a foot sideways.
Not neutral. We're talking sideways moving a
car. I think it would be very
difficult. Let alone.

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This dude doing it without getting noticed.
Anyways, they talked for a bit and he goes back to the lady and
whatever. He's telling to her, she's
definitely not happy about it because she starts yelling like,
well he at least needs a ticket for driving a tractor on the
road. I know that's illegal and not
allowed. And so apparently he had told
her like you know, okay we're not going to have him arrested

(03:09:53):
for boxing you with the tractor because we just don't really
feel like that's what went down here.
And apparently when he said no, I don't think this kid is a
crazy tractor maniac and I'm notgoing to arrest him and take him
to prison. Her response was then at least
give him a ticket which to me goes to show that she's just
kind of out first summer events.Like if she's genuinely like,
no, this guy's a maniac with thetracker if the cops like, okay,

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I'm not gonna arrest him, I would be freaking out.
My first thought wouldn't be like, hmm, maybe we should give
him a ticket, a financial fine, perhaps, he's a maniac with the
tractor, a ticket. It's not gonna do anything, and
he says he's Is not going to give them a ticket either.
Like I said, the cops are aroundhere.
Kind of get how it is? Like what is he supposed to do,
bro? If he starts finding people for
driving their tractors on roads that you could get by them on,

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like the farmers are gonna be pissed.
If the farmers are pissed and they stop making food, good luck
getting any groceries, huh. Imagine there's a new law
passed. It's like if you are within 30
miles of a Range Rover, no tractors, maybe operated, okay.
We've made a software that literally prevents tractors from
turning on. If cars are in the vicinity,
good luck Food Supplies. Go to zero.

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We all just starve. No, thank you.
Anyways, she says something about how, like, if they're not
gonna do anything, then everyonearound here is a bunch of stupid
Hillbillies and she's not buyingland here.
So they could think themselves for the amount of money that
wasn't going to be coming to this community and they're kind
of like, okay thanks I guess like sure it would have been
cool if you build a giant mansion here, but if you also

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hate tractors, it's probably notfor you.
I'm sure they're like money in their town, but they also
probably wouldn't like having the cops called on Them for
doing their jobs every day. Like this is literally the
equivalent of moving into the neighborhood, seeing your
neighbors, like I don't know outside calling the cops on them
and then when they show up and they're like who called the
cops, oh, the new guy threatening to move out of the

(03:11:41):
neighborhood, unless they like change their behavior and
they're like, dude, you've been here for a day?
Why'd you call the cops on me? We don't even know each other.
Of course, you should move out. I don't like living next to you.
No one wants to live next to theperson who hates them is.
Just not what anyone wants to do.
Anyway, she hops back into her car and peels out and obviously
they're on a dirt road. So it kind of kicks up dust
everywhere and it just a little bit of coffee and sneezing like

(03:12:03):
a little bit and he flies past the cop car down the dirt road
and the cop just walks back overto the kid and he's like, you
know, I haven't really had to deal with the real Karen before
but that that was something. And the kid asks he's like well
what did she want you to do about it?
Like she was asking about if notthat then the ticket but like
what did she want to do before? And he confirms that she had
wanted him to get arrested for like menacing I guess in like

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That being threatening with attractor which is not even a
real thing. I don't think that's a crime,
you know I'm sure threatening people is a crime like that's a
crime but she said specifically I want him charged with
threatening with a tractor whichto me, is hilarious like a
badger getting in front of the judge you're charged with.
Threatening with a tractor. Is this true you're like, yeah,
listen man, sometimes you gotta do what you got to do.
Anyways, he's obviously then says that she also wanted him

(03:12:50):
find for moving the car. And at that point, the kid
literally flexed his muscles. He's like, yeah, you know, me,
my, my standard workouts, just pushing cars around, and
obviously, they both laughed because it's like, yeah, this
dude was just not pushing a car six inches sideways.
It just wasn't gonna happen. He's not an Avenger, okay, like
what do you think he is? Captain America out here,
punching the side of a Toyotas and it like a caving in on

(03:13:11):
itself. Anyways, he went back to his
field and started doing his job.And as he finished up, he saw a
car coming down the road when hewas on the way back home.
And obviously he's a little bit nervous that it's gonna be the
Range Rover again. Just cuz he doesn't want to have
another interaction but sure enough, it ends up being just
like another farmer in a truck. And this is like just the the
sweetness of it, right? So he slows down a bit, the

(03:13:32):
other guy slows down and they goright past each other.
In the dude's truck was way bigger than a Range Rover.
You know, no fighting, no arresting necessary, just
slowing down for two seconds. Regardless, he ends up getting
back home and he sits down on the couch to watch TV.
And when he turns it on, he can't really believe what he's
seeing. Because the lady earlier who had
been yelling that like she's a lawyer from this town, you know,

(03:13:54):
and she's looking for property and blah, blah blah, blush.
She certainly was a lawyer because her commercial was now
on the TV in front of the dude that she had just been, like
yelling at for driving a tractor.
I think that every area has their local lawyer, that's like
I'm in a wreck. Come get paid baby.
You know, I can think of, like, seven lawyers in Las Vegas who
just have an obnoxious commercial every 25 seconds on

(03:14:14):
television, I still remember some phone numbers from when I
was a kid around here dude. Like everybody knows the type of
commercials on talking about thesure enough she's on TV doing
her whole you know if you're ever in a situation where you
got to sue someone come, Use me and listen, ah, she's probably a
good lawyer right? Like I know no, no judgement off
that. It's just the irony of like,

(03:14:34):
seeing this commercial when you were just getting yelled at is
kind of funny. And what's very interesting
about the commercial though, is the whole Karen Persona was God,
you know, she's like, my firm can provide some of the best
care and compassion in the business, which is a good Adam.
I'm not gonna lie. That would make me want to hire
the law firm, but it's hilarious.
If you're the person that just got the cops call, John you for
like existing and owning a tractor, you probably would be a

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little bit confused. Like, where's that compassion?
For me, huh? You know, seriously though, I'm
sure she's a really good lawyer.If anything, I would want to
hire a car and as a lawyer, right?
Like, that's how you really get stuff done, bro, because she's
gonna get in there and the judgeis going to be like a no, he's
gonna be like. All right, you're right.
Yeah I don't she's I don't fightwith her.
Parents are not fun to fight with dude I feel like that's the

(03:15:17):
type of personality you want as a lawyer you know like that type
of Personality. All right what's going on guys?
It's your boy. Scrub here back again with
another video. Hope you guys are having Great
day. I know, I am here's yesterday's
comment of the day. This guy actually gave money
with this comment. I didn't even know you could pay
to comment, but thanks for the five dollars.
I'll spend it wisely and buy wisely.

(03:15:39):
I mean, useless digital items and video games.
I won't play in a year, but today's story time is going to
be about a Karen that was sent in to me by this dude named
Eric, and Eric was a pretty chill guy.
He didn't love his job but it was his job.
He happened to work at a gas station as the dude inside, who
like gets you, your drinks puts money on your pump, whatever it

(03:16:01):
may be and it wasn't you know anything glamorous.
It's not like you would want to camera crew to be following him
around but he liked it in the one benefit was that he got to
interact with a bunch of crazy people.
A gas station seems like it would be one of the best places
to interact with some interesting characters to say
the least probably feel like you're like bumping into a GTA

(03:16:23):
NPC 3 times a shift. Some guy comes in with Like a
parrot on his shoulder. Not a real, one of stuffed
parrot and talks to it, and makes it talk back to him,
whatever it may be, he just had some pretty crazy customers.
For example, there was one guy that would come in with like
this stuffed animal dog, that was on a leash and he would make

(03:16:44):
it look like it was walking and it was 100% a stuffed animal,
he's not an idiot. You're able to tell apart like a
stuffed animal from a real animal, but this guy would come
into this gas station all the time, get the exact same drink
and chips combination and walk this stuffed animal dog and at
first he thought maybe it was a conversation starter like the

(03:17:06):
guy is lonely or whatever. Just wants an excuse to talk to
people. So one day when he came in after
he had known him for a couple weeks, he decided to ask him.
Hey, why are you deciding to walk around that stuffed animal?
And when he asked the guy, why he was walking around that
stuffed animal, dude, the guy's face contorted as if he just
smelled the rankest. Part of all time walked into the

(03:17:29):
bathroom. After somebody had food
poisoning levels of discussed in.
Got angry saying, what are you talking about?
It's not a fake dog, it's real. And he looks down at this dog
and it's just very obviously fake.
But the guy is getting increasingly angry like almost
shaking with anger over him daring to question the reality
of the dog. So he just kind of Let It Go and

(03:17:51):
ever since he's paid some more attention and the guy treats the
dog, like, it's a real dog, 100%not, but those are the type of
people that he was interacting with that this gas station.
And what's Wild is that the second crazy-ass person he
interacted with in the story time whatever most days in the
middle of the week it would be pretty slow.
There was like a huge rush of people on the way to work

(03:18:13):
getting gas and after work getting gas, but for most of the
time, in the middle of the week at like 11 a.m., there's not a
whole lot going on, some people would come in, but for the most
part it would be dead. So they would do stuff around
the store but he's standing there at the Counter because he
had done everything he had to do.
And this woman comes in and he'snot trying to like pay
attention, but he can't help butpay attention, because the way

(03:18:36):
she's acting is super weird. She kept like looking at him
staring at him and whenever he would look over, she would look
away really fast and like she wouldn't move or do anything
when he was looking at her seriously to the point that if
he looked over, she pulled like someone trying to avoid a
Jurassic Park dinosaur. Velociraptor thing.

(03:18:56):
It's side of space on. Don't move, she would just
freeze but whatever he kind of just stops looking at her
directly and is watching her outof the corner of his eye because
it's the only person in the store in the fact that she was
being weird, made him more suspicious if she would have
just come in and said, hey and grab the drink then like he
wouldn't even have thought aboutit anymore but her trying to not

(03:19:17):
be noticed, made him want to notice what she was doing more
and he watches her go over and fill four like freeze cups up to
the brim with cherry freezes. And he's a little bit confused
on why she needs four of them. And these are huge cups.
These aren't little ones. He looks out, doesn't even see a
car out there. Realized she must have walked up

(03:19:37):
so he doesn't know why she needsfour of these things.
And unless she's trying to give herself the world's biggest
brain freeze, you know, my mom said I'd never amount to
anything, so I'm gonna get the world's biggest brain freeze and
up in the Guinness Book of WorldRecords.
But he didn't really think that was going on.
But at the same time, he didn't really care.
Sure, it was bizarre but as longas they bought stuff, it didn't.

(03:19:57):
Matter to him. Whatever, floats your boat.
He's not gonna tell you to not spend money.
Hey, you over there, I don't know what you're spending your
money on, so get out of my store, you can't spend it in
here like that would just make no sense, but she comes up to
the counter and he starts tryingto create some small talk as you
do as the cashier like it's justkind of forced.
Hey how's your day? Do you need anything else that

(03:20:19):
type of stuff? The cashier doesn't actually
want to be having this deep conversation with you or even
conversing at all. They just have to and she snaps
back at him when he asks how herday was going and his like, I'm
buying for freezes. How do you think my day is
going? And I'm gonna be honest, I'm not
really sure how you would even reply to that and Eric didn't
know what to say either. So he just kind of looks at her

(03:20:41):
and doesn't know what to say. Is it going good like?
It could be going one of the other either you're buying for
ginormous freezes because you'rehaving a party or you're in a
great mood or you're trying to cope with something, I don't
know. That's not my job.
I was just asking how your day was because you're a customer
trying to Buy stuff. This is the type of person that
you read about in a math problemlater.

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It's like Janet bought 37 Isis. It's like, why did she do that?
We don't know, but Janet loves diabetes.
I just don't really understand why you would need all these.
But the total comes out to like 15 dollars and he's not trying
to create any more small talk after she kind of dumpsters him,
trying to do it. The first time, the total comes
out to 15 and she puts her card in the machine and it goes, and

(03:21:23):
it goes, and it goes and it beeps, but it doesn't do like
the approval beep. It does the beep of declining
and Eric, literally did not care.
He got paid by the hour if the card got declined and you needed
to try again, you need to try again, it was a really old chip
machine. It's not like he expected it to
work all the time. Sometimes it didn't work.

(03:21:44):
So he just looks at her and says, oh, something must have
messed up. Can you like swipe it again?
Can you rescan? It put the chip back in, not a
weird comment. Pretty standard.
Well, she starts getting insanely defensive.
Like your machine is broken. I know I have money.
It's not my fault that you don'thave a machine.
That's able to read my card. And he's just taking a back on

(03:22:06):
the aggression because he had just very calmly said, go ahead
and do it again. So he kind of looks at her
confused and says it again like yeah, it's not that big of a
deal. Go ahead and just do it again
and it should go through no biggie and she's very defensive
about how she doesn't want to doit again.
She knows that she has money andhe says, well unless you scan

(03:22:27):
your card, like there's no way for us to get the money and I
can't let you take all this stuff unless you pay for it.
So I don't know. You have to try again.
So she puts her card in and it takes like the longest 30
seconds of all time, you know, when a situation is just mad
awkward. So time, just starts feeling
like it's going on forever. That's what's happening in the

(03:22:48):
cards. Just reading reading, reading,
reading, and sure enough, it declines again and he just kind
of looks at her and doesn't say anything because everything that
he has been Saying has apparently been wrong.
So he was just gonna keep his mouth shut.
And she looks at him and says what now?
And he's like, well, do you haveanother car?
Do you have cash or something? And she says, well, I have no
other way to pay and he's like, well then I don't know what to

(03:23:11):
tell you and she starts trying to Guilt Trip him.
Well, I think you should just give it to me.
It's not that big of a deal. It's 15 dollars and he had
worked with people before if they were maybe a dollar or two
short, one or two cents, short sure, whatever no big deal.
But when somebody comes up to you and expects it, it's just
completely different. Like, oh, give me this 15
dollars worth of stuff for free and it's not like they really

(03:23:34):
needed it. No one needs four giant freezes.
So he just says, like, I can't do that.
And instead of being reasonable and just thinking to herself,
ah, dang. Well, that's my fault.
I couldn't pay for it. She does the exact opposite and
starts screaming at this. Poor Eric Guy saying that he is
a moron and it's his company is fall that they don't have a card

(03:23:56):
reader that can Read cards because she knows that she has
money and if he would just give it to her, it would help her day
out but he's not gonna give it to her and that's why he's a
selfish bad employee. I don't think he's a selfish
employee to not be giving out things for free.
It's just not his store, dude. Like what would you like him to
say to his boss of his boss comes back and says, hey, why'd

(03:24:19):
you give away all this stuff forfree?
Well, she said I was being a jerk because I didn't give it
away for free, so I had to, yeah, that store is not gonna be
in business for long. I promise you everyone in the
neighborhoods going to be running and telling the guy that
they don't have money for it andif he doesn't give it to him,
then he's mean that's just not agood way to stay in business.
It's not his fault that you can't pay for it.

(03:24:41):
He can't just go away giving away free stuff.
So he kind of says that much being like look, man, it's not
my fault that your car didn't read but you're putting me in an
awkward position when you asked me to put my job on the line for
a stranger that I don't know. Pretty logical.
Pretty reasonable. And instead of replying to it
with anything near that, she just starts, threatening him

(03:25:02):
saying that if he doesn't give it to her, then he's going to
regret it. And she's going to make sure
that he suffers way too intense for just some stupid Frozen.
Sweet Water. You know they just put some
flavoring on Ice. It's not like it's really that
deep you're gonna regret this. I'm gonna make you pay over a
sugar drink dude, over a sugar drink.
I didn't even know, people couldbe this addicted to Sugar.

(03:25:24):
She's acting like. She's on meth withdrawals and
someone's with holding it from her.
If you don't give me these, I will make you suffer.
Like what in the Marvel cartoon evil villain is going on?
And he doesn't back down and if anything, it pisses him off,
even more that she's gonna sit here and try to threaten him,
force him to back down, and giveher this stuff for free.
So he just says, no, you can't have it for free.

(03:25:47):
I don't know what to tell you and she lifts up two of the Isis
and put some above her head and says I'm gonna throw him and
he's like, don't throw it. Come on.
Even if you throw him, I'm definitely not gonna Give it to
you for free, and her response to that is to throw two of them
on the ground and it was almost like gallon smashing, you know,
that stupid Trend way back in the day, where people would go

(03:26:07):
into grocery stores and throw gallons of milk on the ground.
That's kind of the vibe. They just flat everywhere.
They make a mess in the workers.Just thinking Eric is like I
have to clean this, all up. This sucks.
Absolute butthole. I don't want to clean this up,
so he says that she needs to getout.
That's too far. She picks up the other two in
response to him saying, get out and says that she's not gonna

(03:26:29):
leave. All right?
Well, you have to leave, you caneither leave or I'm gonna like
call someone to make you leave and she throws the other two on
the ground and Eric really didn't want to have to call the
cops. He didn't want to have to call
everyone but she doubles down and says that she's not going
anywhere. She literally won't leave and so
he has no choice but to start dialing 911 and he's doing it

(03:26:52):
all dramatically to try to get her to like run away and leave.
All right, I'm calling them. I'm gonna call him and she's
just not leaving. I'll keep it short and sweet.
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like button. Otherwise no joke, no scam.
You'll be cursed by a 900 year old witch and she will take all
the baloney from your fridge Eric calls, the cops lets him
know what's going on and they'renot in a rush.
They're like, is she stealing anything and he says, no.
But she says she's gonna wait, Itold her to leave and they're
like, well, we could basically only get her for trespassing.

(03:27:36):
He says, yeah, I know, but she'snot gonna leave.
So they said they were gonna send some one over.
And he literally on the phone infront of her says, I hope she
just leaves before you guys get here.
He does not want this to turn into something.
He wants this lady. To just get out of here.
It's not that big of a deal, butshe is just standing there arms.

(03:27:57):
Folded acting like she just has no where better to be.
Which listen I don't know if shecame in here trying to make
trouble but if you did you succeeded you created trouble.
Now, get out of there before youget in trouble for the trouble.
The entire time. They're waiting for the cop to
get there though. She's angry at him as if he's
done something annoying. Oh yeah, he's the annoying one.

(03:28:20):
Not you. The lady that came into his work
started causing a bunch of problems.
And then after he said leave, I'm calling the cops just
refused to leave because the cops are gonna come here and
magically be on your side. She just keeps blaming him for
things too, like dumb things around the store.
She sang, the way the products are set up is stupid and he's an

(03:28:40):
idiot, if he's set it up like that, but believe it or not, he
didn't set it up like that. So it's just bouncing off of
him, but about halfway through, just insulting him for the
store. The way, he handled things, she
starts getting like upset about what had happened to her Isis,
in almost tears. In her eyes, like grown woman on
the verge of crying is screamingat him, and he's behind one of

(03:29:04):
those plexiglass dividers. And as she's screaming at him,
the spit is just hitting this divider, almost adding like a
little, like a rain effect on a window about how he ruined the
Icees, and she just wanted to enjoy him and he's so so evil
for that. Yeah, he's evil for not giving
them to you for free. And then he's also evil for

(03:29:25):
possessing your brain and makingyou throw them on the ground.
No one told you. You had to throw them on the
ground and make a mess. That was your invention.
How are you gonna blame the guy that had nothing to do with
that? If you would have, just let me
have him for free. I wouldn't have throwing them on
the ground. You made me throw them on the
ground. It's your fault.
You're gonna have to clean it up.
Whatever though for about 15 minutes she's just sitting there

(03:29:47):
arguing with him saying that he's an idiot.
He's a loser. He's never gonna amount to
anything even if he like never amounted to anything more than
he was in this. Moment, he would still be above
you because you're the person screaming angrily at somebody.
That's apparently worth noting. I don't think anyone's like
worth nothing, but if someone was worth nothing, I wouldn't

(03:30:08):
even waste my time being mad at them.
I wouldn't waste my time arguingbecause they would be worthless.
So, if you actually think this guy is worthless, it's weird.
You would spend so much time being upset at him.
The police finally get there though, and they walk in, and
they see her in this puddle of icy.
Four very large Isis have been on the ground now, for 15

(03:30:28):
minutes, it was already a mess but it's just become more of a
mess in the worker hasn't come out from behind the counter
because he has the little divider, but she's like so
angry. She's spinning at him.
So the last thing he wants to dois go around and try to fix it.
It can wait until all this is handled, but the cop walks in
and takes a deep breath. Almost like he's just too tired
to be dealing with this. He's off in 20 minutes, this is

(03:30:50):
the last thing he wants to be doing and he asked her like
ma'am, what happened and you would think she'd be smart
enough. Have to deny it, at least for
half a second. Oh, officer, I don't know.
This is so crazy, but she doesn't, she starts bragging to
him about how she had gotten madat the cashier and Eric had
deserved to have this thrown on the ground.

(03:31:10):
She would have thrown it at him but he's behind that stupid
plexiglass thing and he's lucky that he's behind that because
she would have hit him instead in the cop is like what are you
talking about? You're telling me that you wish
you could have attacked this cashier and you made a giant
mess in the store because he wouldn't give you something for
free. Well no, I tried to pay for it

(03:31:31):
but my card declined and he wouldn't give it to me in the
cop is just super confused because like what do you want
him to do about it? You call the cops and waited
here hoping that they would showup and tell him he had to give
you the Icees for free in the guy at that point.
Eric looks at the cop and says Idon't know why her card
declined. I told her to try again and when

(03:31:52):
it declined again and I said, she couldn't take the stuff.
She started freaking out. I didn't actually Specter, to be
here. When you guys showed up, I
thought it would be a situation where you came, and I would have
to just give you a statement, but she insisted on waiting.
She said she wanted to meet you and the cop kind of looks at her
confused at the situation. And just says, is that true
ma'am? No denial.
Even after having it explained back to her, from someone else's

(03:32:15):
mouth, which definitely should have made her feel more ashamed
and more dumb. No, no shame in her just yeah,
whatever. I get it, it is true.
And the cops says, well, you have to go and you can't come
back like if you come back and they call the cops and let us
know that you're here, you're going to be in trouble because
at this point, you've broken a lot of the laws that are in
place to protect the employees. So you've got to go and she

(03:32:38):
starts trying to argue with the cops saying that she's going to
come back and she doesn't even have to go, but she will just to
make his day easier. But she's 100% going to come
back here and she's not worried about it because the cop won't
be there. In the cop, does not want to be
there. That is very clear.
He doesn't want to be there, buthe has to deal with it.
And so he's telling her like you're telling me that you're

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going to come back and keep her asking him.
Is that true? And she says yes and there's
nothing that you can do about it.
And the cop looks at her, folds his arm and says I can arrest
you for that. Just leave.
I can arrest you for trespassingright now, so can you please
just leave? I don't want to have to do that.
Don't give your permanent record, something to have on it,

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just leave, but she's standing there all defiant, she's like,
got her phone out, filming him, and his saying that he can't
arrest her for anything just because she's in here, making a
scene is nothing that she could be arrested for and he cites the
law back to her. That makes it possible to arrest
her for like causing a disturbance disorderly contact.
You know, harassment on the guy who works there trespassing

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because they've told her to leave and she's still isn't
getting it and she quadruples down and is like well I'm not
leaving. So you're gonna have to make
Take me leave in one last time. This cop being patient is like
just leave I don't want to have to arrest you over something.
This dumb. This is not something that
you're going to make a huge point.

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About no one's got your back, NoOne's Gonna Make a GoFundMe to
get you out. Like just leave, it's okay this
guy doesn't want to be involved either and Eric is like yes just
please leave. I just want to get back to my
day. This is taking forever and she
refuses again and kind of gets up close to both of them.
And at that point, the cop grabsher arm and just goes to like

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escort her outside. He's not trying to slam her on
the floor, WWE style and she starts screaming bloody murder.
Why why? I just wanted to get my Isis.
He wouldn't let me. This is so unfair.
I can't believe that in America you don't have the right to an
icy, the right to an icy. That's a new one, bro.

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I heard a lot of people say thatlike, I don't need a driver's
license. I'm just traveling.
I've heard Dumb stuff. I've never heard anyone say
that, like, you should have a right to sugary drinks.
I didn't know that was somethingwe needed to work into the 2.0
Constitution. Eric.
At that point literally goes to the back freezer and just stays
in there for a bit for like fiveminutes when he comes back,

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she's gone in the back of the cop car.
He can't see a whole lot but he sees that she's freaking out.
Like just not being very happy back there and the cop asked him
okay. Like what's the whole story
there has to be more and Eric islike, dude, they're really is
not more. I do not understand why she
insisted on coming in here and doing all of this.

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I really told her to leave. I thought she was going to
leave. It's like she just insisted on
staying until he got there and once the guy gets there like
what do you want him to do aboutit?
If he's seeing you throwing stuff at people, you're saying
you're going to commit a crime and come back just 100%.
You're just gonna do it. Even if he leaves right now, you
will come back. You leave him.
Literally. No choice.

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Like there's not much he could do a specially when you start.
Freaking out trying to attack him but yeah, overall just don't
throw stuff on the ground and ifpeople tell you to leave then
just leave or, or throw stuff onthe ground, and if you are gonna
do it, just make sure they're subscribed to me first, so
they'll send it in. Like, if you're gonna do this,
at least, make sure that I get avideo out of it, you know?
I thought it was a very entertaining story time.

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Thought you guys would enjoy it too.
So, without further Ado, let's hop right into it.
All right, so the person who sent this into me, owns their
own car wash company. This is something that they've
done because they just got bored.
They retired pretty young. They're like in their late
forties and they've always lovedcars.
So they ended up getting one of those things to pull around and
they have like the car wash services where they go to people

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and wash the car and it's not like he has to do it.
It's just a situation where he'skind of bored and wants
something to do during the day and because he's like run
businesses before he is very organized about it, you know, he
just wants it to be very easy tohand over at tax season 2, an
accountant and Has a list of customers and he tracks every

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time he washes their car, he knows what type of car they
have. You knows, how far it is from
where he lives and just so that way it's easy to keep track of
like, all right, this customers are very loyal customer, so I'm
gonna prioritize this or like this person lives far away.
So I need to be able to leave myhouse at this time if I'm going
to get there by this time. And basically, if you got your
car washed by this guy, at some point, he had made note of it

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somewhere and order to like organize his files better.
He was a very organized guy and one day he gets a call from a
number. He doesn't recognize and he
picks it up and it's a lady asking if she can schedule a car
wash and that's not unusual. It happened all the time.
So we asked for the address, youknow, she gives it to him.
They book a time and he just puts it in his calendar as an

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appointment. He's going to.
So he goes he cleans the car andhe leaves he gets paid and
that's the last time he sees that car like I said every time
he would wash a car like he would save a customer in his
contact. So if they called again, it
wouldn't Pop up as a random number.
He had a system for it. So if you would have watched
that car again, there would havebeen a note of it somewhere and

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he kind of forgets about it because he just doesn't ever go
wash the car. Again, it's not like he's
sitting there thinking about it every single day.
In five months later, he gets a call from that customer and he's
a little bit confused because hedoesn't really know who he is.
He has to go. Look, he sees it's a lady.
He hasn't washed the car for five months on.
So he answers the call in his like hello.

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And this lady had gone from person who just needed their car
wash to full on Karen screaming over the phone that he was an
idiot who had damaged her car and he was gonna owe her all of
this money. And he had never had anyone go
off on him over the phone beforebecause he just never had a
situation where a customer had, a reason to be upset and he's

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really confused on how he damaged this car.
So she's screaming that he damaged the car and he's gonna
owe her all this money and he Very calmly.
Tries to ask her like ma'am. No offense, but I cleaned your
car five months ago. What did I do?
Like, how did I damage your car?If I did damage your car?
Why did you wait five months? I'm very confused.

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And instead of even explaining the damage to the car, or how
she knew, somehow that this guy washing, the car broke the car,
she just starts arguing with him.
Doing the age-old, Karen tactic of like trying to force the
business owner to agree with youand she says, well, are you
calling me a liar? I know you damaged my car and if
you're gonna disagree, then thatmeans, you think I'm a liar and

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he just very calmly is like, well, if that's how it's going
to go, then, yes, I am calling you a liar.
Because I'm very confident that I didn't damage your car and she
kind of stammers for a bit and she's like, what do you mean?
How do you know? And he says that he keeps the
chart of every single time he cleans the car and he had washed
her car one time five months ago.

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So there's no way that he damaged the car because they had
Walked around it and looked at everything together.
There had been no mention of anydamage and on top of it, there's
no way that if he did damage it she would have waited five
months. And then been able to say that
like, he caused it, I don't know.
It just seems weird and she decides to try to spin it at

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that point and goes, well, it wasn't you, it was one of your
employees. And as soon as she says that his
brain clicks, oh she's trying toscan me.
She's trying to get money out ofme.
She's just making stuff up because there's one problem with
saying it was an employee that had done this.
Remember this was just something.
He did during the day to keep him entertained, it wasn't like
some huge business venture, he'strying to grow.

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There is no employees, there is no other truck rolling around
doing this. There is nobody else that it
could have been. So there's no other way that
anyone from his business could have gone and damaged the car
and even then if he keeps recordof every car that is washed, if
he did have an employee, it would still be on the record
book that it's been cleaned morethan once.

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So he just decides To see how committed she is to trying to
scam him. You know, he's like, maybe I'll
give her a chance to realize she's confused.
Maybe she has me confused with adifferent car, wash, whatever.
And so he says, oh, if if it wasan employee, that did it, man.
That's all you had to say. So, go ahead and describe the
employee to me, so I can ask himwhat happened.

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And we can get this solved for you and she kind of goes quiet
on the other end of the line. Almost like, she didn't think
that was going to work. And now she's trying to think of
how she's going to make up what employee did this.
And at that point, she could have just been like, uh, never
mind and hung up, right? But she's so committed to trying
to somehow get money out of thisguy that washed her car.

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Five months ago for damage, thatdidn't happen that she starts
thinking and then starts to describe an employee that does
not exist. There is no employee.
There is no one else that works for this dude.
But she starts to say that the guy came out in a truck that was
branded with their logo on the side.
His truck doesn't even have the logo on the side.

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So That's just completely made up.
Anyways, she starts making up this story about how this truck
pulled up. It had the logo on the side, and
this guy got out and he was about five, six.
And he had a Scottish accent, because he was from Scotland, he
was like new to the country and he had just gotten a job washing
cars, apparently. And he was very rude, very

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condescending. And of course, he starts washing
the car, and it just looked likehe's doing it wrong.
And when she said he was doing it wrong, he got so angry that
he started hitting the car. And now the car just has dents
all along the side and the guy is just listening to this like,
aha, ha. There is no employee, there's no

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one with the Scottish accent. In fact, the guy who owns the
company is super confused because he's not from like
America. Originally, he's from Estonia
and he's six seven. So, very different than a 56
Scottish man. I just feel like those are two
very different things. You can't get those confused
very well. And so he lets her Go on this
story and she's rambling for a while about how he was so rude.

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And so condescending, and she just can't believe how much
damage was done to her car. It almost looks like she got in
a car accident. Wow, it's almost like she got in
a car accident and then went crap.
I have no money to fix this. Let me think about everyone.
That's touched my car and tried to call them and blame them for
it. So, whatever he starts
explaining that, like, I don't know who you talk to, but I have

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no employees. So the entire story about one of
my employees coming out, that's just not true.
So if that's really all you haveto prove that I was the person
who damaged your car or my company did.
Then I'm sorry, man. But like it's not gonna slide.
I don't know what you think. I don't know if you're confused
with the different company, I don't know if you're making this
all up, but either way it's not gonna work and she starts

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screaming at him at that point. Getting even angrier, which is
not the reaction. I feel like you would have if
they're actually was a Scottish man who came around and damaged
your car. You'd probably be like wait you
actually have nothing to do withthe guy who came Damaged my car
for real. I don't know.
It'd be a little bit more confusion, but she starts
screaming that she's going to file a lawsuit against his
company. If he doesn't give her the money

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to fix the damages. And I love when Karen's do that,
as if filing a lawsuit and paying for a lawsuit, is just
something that's super easy. Like obviously their plan is to
scare you with the idea of a lawsuit and to just giving them
what you want, or giving them what they want.
You get what I'm saying. But I feel like Karen's don't
actually think through the process of like you have to go

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out. You gotta get a lawyer, you
gotta pay the lawyer, you got toconvince him, it's a good case.
Most of the time if it is a really stupid case, they're
really not going to tell you. It's a stupid case because
you're gonna pay him out early. I mean I'm just saying if you
find a good lawyer they probablywon't waste your time.
But let's be honest, if you're trying to sue a guy that didn't
damage your car for damages thatyou did to your car it's not

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going to be like the greatest lawyer of all time so you're
going to pay him. They're gonna file the lawsuit.
It's gonna be an entire process so much money if you lose You're
gonna have to pay the other person's legal bills.
I don't know why people throw around lawsuits like they're
just super easy, cheap things that anyone can do all the time,
and on top of it, you just didn't damage the car.

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Like, I don't know, man. It's one thing to sue somebody,
if they really deserve it. But I feel like you have to be a
really angry person on the inside to just sue.
Someone that did nothing to you because you're just mad that
your car got damaged, but this guy's really not afraid of it.
You know, he retired young, he'sgot a little bit of cash in the
bank, and he's not gonna be intimidated by this lady.

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So if she really wants to play the lawsuit game, he's fine with
that. Plus his brother who lived in
the same town as him was a lawyer.
So he really wasn't sweating it.If he explained to his lawyer,
that this lady is trying to like, extort money out of him.
He probably would have helped. So he just like says okay you
know what, if you're so confident that I damaged your
car and you want to file a lawsuit then go ahead and sue

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me. I don't want to talk to you
anymore. I'm only going to talk to your
legal representative or representative representative.
I don't know. I had difficulty with that.
Word. Excuse me guys.
And as soon as he says, okay, goahead and sue me.
Like, let's play it out in court.
Then she starts backpedaling andsays, well, we don't need to
file a lawsuit. There doesn't need to be a court
battle, like you could just giveme the money and then I could

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get it fixed. There's no reason for us to get
into the legality. And now, he's just getting
pissed off because she's just trying to scam him, she's trying
to scare him. She's trying to like intimidate
him into just giving the money. So he just starts going off.
He's like, you really thought you were going to be able to
scam me, huh? You thought you were gonna be
able to scam me? You want to scam someone that

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you met once five months ago that did you a favor and washed
your car? And on top of it, not only were
you trying to scam someone but you're so stupid.
You didn't even come up with a good story.
You started making up a Scottishguy coming in scamming.
You like it's, I don't know Saint Patrick's Day and they're
after. You're lucky charms, like is
clearly something's going on up there, where you're just having

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some issues because you're trying to scam.
People that have done nothing toyou and you're not even taking
the time to come up with a story.
It's insulting and she starts trying to defend herself back
being like, it was your employee.
I know it's your employee and I feel like that's some Next Level
commitment. You know, when you're trying to
Gaslight someone into imagining an employee that they don't

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have, you would have to be doinga Jedi mind trick for that to
work to literally be so good at convincing people of things that
aren't real that like, you get someone to think that they have
an employee that they've never had.
Oh, yeah, I am paying that guy. A salary every month, like
that's nuts. That is some serious insanity,
if you're able to pull that off,but that just makes the guy that

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was washing the cars even angry.Because now she's like really
trying to make him think he's crazy, and committing, to their
actually being an employee. So he starts going off about how
absurd this was and she must have, like, felt good about
herself that she just walked around trying to scam, small
business owners by threatening them with lawsuits.
He starts being like, do you do this often?

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Like, is this how you pay the bills?
And she's just silent. She's not saying anything and he
kind of took that as a. Yes, it was never confirmed.
It's not like she would say thisbut just basing it off.
The fact that she really thoughtthis was gonna work and was
flabbergasted. It's not.
I feel like she's done this a couple times just managed to
like extort some small business owner because he's like I don't
know maybe my employee did a fart when he was changing your

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HVAC unit but he's still just going off about how like he
couldn't believe that she was trying to scam people and listen
man. I feel like just it's taking
people's money is just the worstway to get money.
I would literally rather someonebe a multi-billionaire
telemarketer then like the Bernie made off scamming like I
just feel like scamming is wrongit's actually like a small

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business owner like this. It's always wrong but like come
on man you're gonna go after some guy that's got a car
washing business because you gotin a car accident, come on, but
after just going off on her for a while roasting her, she just
hangs up. Right, probably the best move.
It's not like he was gonna back down.
I'm surprised. She stayed on the phone as long
as she did. Like, just really sat there and

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just listening to him. Roasting her probably didn't
know what to do, thought that maybe he was gonna be like, but
you're right, I'll give you the money, she probably hung up and
then started looking for other businesses that touched her car.
She's like wait, where did I go get my oil changed but what
makes it even better? Is he eventually expected like
another call, you know, asking for just a little bit of money
to fix a little bit of the damage, maybe like a fake call.

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Threatening another lawsuit or whatever, but another call never
came and a lawsuit never appeared.
I wonder if she went and looked into it found out how expensive
lawyers are and was like, yeah, okay, it's really not worth the
trouble for get it. That's probably what ended up
happening either that or she just kept calling businesses
until it worked. This just happened to be someone
that she actually was a client of.

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Do you think she just kept calling car washes until someone
said, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
I just feel like there's so muchstrategy that she had going into
it, you know. The fake lawsuit just
immediately pivoting shifting, that was not her first rodeo,
ladies and gentlemen. So be on the lookout out there.
Also, just surprising that people pay that little
attention, you know, that like you could theoretically make up

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an employee and someone would belike, oh, I can't believe they
did that. How little attention are you
paying to what's going on? If your business, if you have no
clue what employees are doing, what or if they even exist, I
guess some companies just get sobig that like, you know, there's
so many employees. There's no way for the customer
service people to keep track of it.
But in this situation, you happen to pick on a business

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where there is one guy, it's very hard to blame the other
employees. If there is no other employees,
the person who sent this into me, is on their grind, their
saving up to start their own business.
So, they picked up a second job at night working, the drive-thru
just to get some extra cash. They have a job during the day
too, but they're just really about that hustle.
And it's not like working the drive through it night is the

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most glamorous job of all time. It's a little bit less scary
than the SpongeBob episode whereTaken out the trash at night,
you know, 99% of the time. It's people that are just hungry
tired. Maybe a little bit confused,
because it's late, but they're there.
They order the food. You give them the food.
It's a pretty simple job, you know.
And it's not like he planned on wanting to do this forever.

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He would have been fine with it if that's what he had to do.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
He just, you know, was doing it to earn a little bit of money at
the time. So we looked at it kind of like
a fun thing to do which I know sounds dumb.
But what ever if you're gonna have to work a second job you
might as well try to make the most out of it.
And he had seen a bit of characters.
You know the people that are coming through the drive through
it to in the morning aren't exactly like always super

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normal. It's not that everyone's weird
but every now and then you'd bump into a character to and one
night. It's weirdly slow, it was like a
Wednesday. He had started on a Tuesday but
it's a Wednesday at like three in the morning and he's just
kind of standing there and therehasn't been a car in the wild
but he watches this car kind of very slowly.
Creep up next to the drive-thru speaker and he's watching it on

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the camera. So there's like the place to
talk into the microphone thing and if you look up there was a
monitor so you could see and it was hard to talk and look at the
monitor at the same time, but because the person hadn't rolled
down their window yet, he's justwatching it up on that monitor.
And the window rolls down and he's really confused because he
sees that the person in the car is wearing a Darth Maul mask.

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And if you don't know what DarthMaul looks like, just go ahead
and give it a Google real quick.It's a very like scary looking
mask if you don't know what it is.
If you didn't know, it's Darth Maul a Sith from Star Wars.
You would probably assume. It's someone like trying to
cosplay as a demon. It's just kind of a weird
looking mask, but obviously the person that sent this to me
knows what Star Wars is. So they were like, oh the guys

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wearing a Star Wars mask in the drive through it 3 a.m.
That's a little weird. And he doesn't mention the mask
at all, he doesn't say anything.He starts talking and so he
looks down at the Microphone to be able to reply and he like
literally Taps his headset to make sure that it's working
correctly because it doesn't sound like it's working
correctly. Because whatever Darth Maul is

(03:53:01):
trying to order is coming out aswords just like slurring
together as you. So it's like he's already in a
state of mind where maybe his thoughts aren't the most
organized. These already having a hard time
talking and someone's who's already having a hard time
talking wearing a Darth Maul Mask, doesn't help you ever

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tried to like, have a conversation with someone in a
Halloween mask. You can't really hear anything.
So, he's having a really hard time understanding.
Anything that Darth Maul is saying.
So he tries to nicely kind of, let him know that he can't
understand his order. He doesn't understand what he's
saying. So he says, excuse me sir.
I can't hear you. And apparently Darth Maul did

(03:53:45):
not like that. If that was crossing, the line
that was initiating ritual combat.
To the death because Darth Maul just starts angrily.
Now saying like whatever is coming to his mind at the
speaker and he doesn't even knowwhat he's saying because it's
not coming out. Well, it's just very obvious
from the way Darth Maul is waving his hands and like
angrily yelling at the speaker that he's upset.

(03:54:07):
He can't really make out what he's saying at all.
Not a lot of it is intelligible.He's just like I, I Tell me a
calm down. Making any sense.
So, whatever he tries to say again that, like, I can't
understand you. So, he looks down at the
microphone and says sir, I can'tunderstand, you not trying to be

(03:54:30):
rude. He doesn't say, hey, more on, I
don't understand what you're saying, nothing like that.
All he says is sir, I can't understand you as nice as can
be, and he hears like a smack and he's not sure if his headset
or something is wrong. So he like takes off his headset
and looks, and as he's looking at his headset, it sounds like
something smacks again, and thenthere's just some more random

(03:54:50):
screaming and he's listening to this while looking at the
headset. And the guy is screaming so loud
that he can like feel the vibration coming out of the
headset and so he's confused because there's no way.
He's able to be that loud into the speaker from the car.
You know, the microphone is pretty sensitive because it has
to pick you up in your car over your car.

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So it almost sounds like, you know, when someone on Xbox
swallows their microphone and just start screaming into it,
like About the except really really loud.
That's what it sounds like. So he looks back up to the
monitor, he had to look down at the microphone, it wasn't like
on the headset which is dumb. I just assumed that every drive
through had the the phone call headset thing, but his

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microphone was like mounted to his monitor but he looks up and
Darth Maul has gotten out of thecar and is now right up against
the drive through speaker basically having his face
pressed against it and he's justscreaming into the drive through
machine. And so he says, sir please get
back into your car and that makes Darth Maul snap from just

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screaming at this machine to now, like, challenge it to a
fight. It looks like he's swearing up
with it, you know, in two frat Bros are about to fight and
they're like just bumping chest and they're like, what's up,
bro? What's up, bro?
What you gonna do, bro? What you gonna do about it, bro?
You gonna do nothing, bro? That's right, bro.
Like that's kind of what he's doing except to drive through
speaker. So it's not saying anything
back. It's not like, it's squaring up

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to him. It's an inanimate object.
You might as Well, I've got out in like fought a toaster.
That's how productive this is, but whatever, he's squaring up
with it. And so he goes to remind him
again where he is and he's like sir this is the drive-thru.
He does not work out a Wendy's. He did not get to say Sir this
is a Wendy's unfortunately but he's like sir you're at the
drive-thru. Please get back into your car.

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The drive through speaker, has nothing to do with what's going
on except Darth Maul is so out of it.
I mean, he drove down here in a Darth Maul mask and try to order
food and can't talk, so he's pretty out of it.
And he's watching on the screen as Darth Maul punches.
This like ordering machine and the Machine is fine.
You know, the speakers made out of metal and Darth Maul doesn't

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seem to be hurt at first so he'sassuming he's okay but he
watches him reach back and punchagain and this time nothing
happens to the drive through machine because it's made out of
metal. But he sees Darth Maul grabbing
his fists like it hurt and so helaughs a little bit not because
it's funny. He got hurt but imagine this
Situation, you're working. Your overnight shift at your

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job, some guy walks up wearing amask gets.
So angry that you can't understand what he's saying that
he gets out and starts trying tofight an inanimate object and
then punches it in like his handhurts.
It's not that him being hurt is funny but the entire situation
altogether is so stupid. You can't help but laugh.
Well, I guess it picked up his laugh, a little bit on the

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headset and of course Darth Mauldoes not like to be laughed at
cut in half by Obi-Wan. Maybe all right.
There's nothing he can do to avoid the truth but he is not
something to be laughed at. So he turns back to the drive
through speaker machine because it was almost like he was
walking away and he just pulls out his inner karate master.
He had watched Cobra Kai on Netflix apparently, because he

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just starts unleashing like an angry flurry.
Fury of punches looking like a fighting type Pokemon out there
and he has his little anime moment.
He's probably like punching thisdrive through speaker machine
for about 15 seconds. And he finally stops, and he's
like huffing puffing all out of breath.
But he's not the big bad wolf because the drive-thru speaker

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machine is still there. Believe it or not, even if
you're really mad and you punch something really hard a lot.
If it's made out of metal, your fists are not going to do a
whole lot to it. Even if you were playing
Minecraft man good luck. Breaking like an iron block with
your hands. Am I right guys I just don't
know why you would want to punchanything that's made out of a
hard material at all. Like, even if you theoretically

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could cut down a tree with your hand, I don't know why you would
choose to if you didn't have to.But, you know, the machines not
broken. I'm not sure about Darth Maul's
hands, but he starts yelling something into the drive through
speaker. Still hard to understand,
through the mask about how they should learn a lesson and that's
not how they treat customers. And he was very upset, but he

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gets back in his car and he starts trying to order food.
He's like, I want a number eightand he gets on the microphone
and he's like, dude, I'm not gonna serve you and Like why
not? And he starts explaining because
Darth Maul just got out of the car and attacked the building
and he needed to get out of there.
Otherwise they'd be calling the police and sure enough Darth

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Maul just peels out of there. Flies out of there like way too
fast, who knows what on. And so the worker goes to tell
his manager. What happened, just because he
didn't know if there was gonna be any damage to the speaker, he
just wanted him to know about itand his manager like rolls his
eyes, not at the worker, but at the situation, as if this
happens all the time and he's like, oh the guy with the masks

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is back, the guy with the masks you're telling me this is a
regular occurrence. Is it not always the Darth Maul
masked? Why does he have so many masks?
Why does he choose to like, wearthem to the drive through?
Is this normal behavior? Is he on something?
I have so many questions, but what ever?
They go out to check on the machine and the guy who sent the
story Into Me had started this job a few months ago.

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So like he had some experience but he hadn't been there a long
time but the manager had been there for a very long time and
he Is that the guy that owned this particular franchise had
been annoyed because cars had run over the drive-thru speaker,
a few times. So, he had gone and like, gotten
an enforced one that was made tobe able to, like not be knocked
over. If someone gently ran into it,

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it would still move if someone like smacked the crap out of it
with the car. But it was made to not be easy
to move, so they go up and there's no dents whatsoever in
it. Because if it's made to
withstand a car, I'm pretty sureit's going to be able to
withstand a fist and the managerliterally tells him that like
this one had been hit by a car before and they had just had to

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buff out the dent a little bit. So, I know.
I'm not saying that Darth Maul would have had a chance against
any type of metal box. I feel like punching Metals just
not gonna go well for you period.
Even if you Dent the metal, you're still gonna hurt your
hand, you know? But he was definitely not gonna
win this fight. He happened to pick like the
Fort Knox of drive through speakers.
I didn't even realize that people would reinforce them

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because they get hit by cars so much.
I wonder how strong the Mac Donald's drive through things
are dude. Like it could a category 5
tornado, just come right over the top of it, and it would do
nothing. I didn't even realize that was a
thing. I would love to know what Darth
Maul thought the next morning. You know, like, he probably goes
home, doesn't really remember coming home.
I'm just assuming never drive onanything that's insanely

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dangerous. But if you like, can't talk and
you're fighting a drive through machine, I'm going to assume
that you are not in the perfect State of Mind.
Like, I I'm just gonna have to assume that maybe that's just
how he acts. I hope not either way.
He probably doesn't remember getting home.
He wakes up the next morning. His fists are just like,
swollen. What did I do, man?
Like, what did I do? He looks around.

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He sees the Darth Maul mask on the ground.
Oh no, I was possessed with the power of Darth last night.
He just goes full, Darth Maul, whatever mask he has on.
He has, like, what is it? When actors Go full blown the
method acting? He becomes a method acting
version of whatever mask. He has on Jim Carrey with like,
to have a word about rebooting the mask with you, man.
I don't know. I I just feel like this guy's

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got to just keep it to himself, you want to get messed up in
where your mask man, that's cool.
Don't drive. All right and don't fight the
drive thru speaker. I also love how he just took his
like anger out on the drive-thruspeaker.
At least, Darth Maul didn't get up to the window and then get
all pissed off. Start trying to drag the person
that sent this into me, out of the drive-thru window.
Being like, you didn't give me enough.

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French fries in the way, is manager had said the mask guy
was back. He was really hoping that this
was going to become, like, not aregular occurrence.
This isn't something that you want to deal with on a regular
basis. But he hoped, he at least got
to, like, see what other Mass, the guy would wear or whatever.
Like why there was this guy so well known to everyone around
here but him but unfortunately are I guess?
Fortunately for everybody, he never saw him again.

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I wonder if like waking up the next morning with your fistful
and makes you realize that you have to give up your dream of
like becoming Darth Maul and going to the drive through.
Even if you actually worked Darth Maul he doesn't strike me
as a fast food guy. He like literally survived on
pure hatred for Years after being cut in half because he
just wanted Revenge that doesn'tstrike me as somebody that would

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want anything related to a HappyMeal within like the same entire
ballpark. All right I know it wasn't a
McDonald's but I'm just saying Sith Lords.
Don't strike me as people that would love a good burger.
Darth Vader isn't sitting there like I just forced choked 40.
People someone get me some chicken nuggets with sweet and
sour sauce. I just feel like they eat very

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Bland things. Sith Lords, definitely bust down
very heavily on some asparagus, like that.
That's the type of vibe that they've got going on.
Yeah, believe it or not. Most people are not very cool
with the idea of selling their dog to a stranger.
I thought it was an insane storytime.
You guys would enjoy so. Uh, without further Ado, let's
hop right into it. All right, so this guy was

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pretty busy during the week withwork and whatnot.
So whenever he had a day off, hewould take his dog to the park
and take it on a long walk. He has a cute little pomeranian
which I have to say. Those dogs are particularly
adorable. They just look like Like a
little fluff ball, you know, andwhenever he's walking his dog,
It's Not Unusual for people to be like, oh it's such a cute
dog. He's pretty used to it.

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Not that it happens all the timebut it's not unusual for someone
to say that to his dog. And so whenever he like walks
past somebody, when he's walkinghis dog and he says, something
or he sees them say something. He just smiles and says thank
you because he assumes it's saying that like your dog's cute
because he's listening to stuff in his headphones whenever he's
walking. But what ever on this particular
day he's at the park and he's just listening to a podcast.

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Minding his own business, tryingto kind of turn off his brain if
anything like not think at all and he's kind of starting to get
into the zone and stop thinking about everything focused on the
podcast. When he hears what sounds like
yelling over it. And so he looks at it just to
make sure it's not an episode that like might have something
in it, that would be yelling andhe realizes, it's not from the

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show so he likes starts to look around as you do whenever
someone just starts screaming and you're hearing something
that you're not supposed to be hearing.
And when He looks up. He sees a lady approaching, and
he just sees that she's saying something to his dog, and he
looks down at his dog and his dog.
Usually loved attention and would be like, yeah, I'm cute
compet me, you know, it really enjoyed strangers, telling it,

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it was cute. You know, dogs just love being
complimented when someone goes, oh, what a cute baby?
They really enjoy that. But this time, the dog seemed a
little bit scared. It was almost like, trying to
hide behind him. So he decides to take out his
headphones to hear what the ladyis saying.
And when he takes out his headphones, he's very confused.
Because the lady is like, how much for your dog?

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How much for your dog? And he doesn't understand the
question, because that's not howdogs work.
You don't just like walk up to people, walking their dog and
start trying to negotiate and buy it.
So he just kind of looks at her confused and says not for sale.
My dog's not for sale in the lady instead of taking no for an
answer and backing away and realizing it's really weird to

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walk up to somebody and like asked to buy their dog starts
going off. About how everything has a price
and he just needs to stop being stingy and say the price.
Because she's got a lot of moneyand she'll pay, whatever for the
dog. And listen, I don't think it was
about the money, I don't know what this guy said.
No for. But personally, I would not sell
my dog at all. The dogs are like so loyal to

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you, you know, I've raised my puppy.
My puppy knows that like, I am, it's Dad, basically, he doesn't
go to work. He doesn't think about video
games. He's just like, man, that's my
dad. You can't sell a dog to somebody
after you've raised it. I mean technically you can but
that just seems kind of cold to raise a dog for years and years
and then just turn around and sell it dogs.

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Aren't something that kind of have a price on it.
I mean, if you're going to like buy a puppy.
Yeah, but that's very different than buying an adult.
Dog off someone that they've hadtime to bond with that's just
crazy. And so he reaffirms that like,
no, I'm not gonna sell you my dog.
It's not a money issue, it doesn't matter.
It's, it's just my Dog. And I'm not gonna sell it to you

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and Karen at that moment starts to get offended.
Almost like she should take personal offense to this guy.
Not wanting to just hand over his dog, to a stranger for some
weird amount of money that he literally just met.
It's not like this is someone, he knows who's in a situation
where they need a dog and the dog really likes him or
whatever. Even that would be weird 10

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seconds ago. He's walking the dog at the park
and now this lady is like, you need to sell me your dog, but
she takes offense and starts talking to him about, well, why
don't you want to sell me your dog, huh?
Like do you, not trust me? What do I look sketchy?
Do I not look like the person that can take care of a dog.
It's just going right over her head.
It has nothing to do with you but yeah, I don't trust you.

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I don't trust people that, just walk up to me at the park and
start asking me questions. He doesn't know you at all.
This is a stranger walking up toyou and then trying to make you
feel bad for not trusting them. It's like ah man.
Don't you remember how far back we go 25?
Seconds ago, when we started this conversation, I can't
believe you don't trust me aftercommunicating, for that long.

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And even then if he did trust you, he probably does not want
to sell you his dog. Even if, if my parents man were
like, hey, can I buy your dog? I would still say no because
it's my dog. I don't want to sell it to
anyone. Even if you trust someone, he
does have to sell you the dog, but whatever at that point he's

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just very weirded out by this conversation.
So he decides to pick up the dogand just start walking away and
so as he goes to pick up the dog, he feels like a movement
and he looks up and she's lunging towards the dog, so he
picks it up quickly and takes a step back.
And he tells her in some very not nice terms that I can't say.

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If I want this video to be monetized to take a hike, the
dogs not for sale, and if she keeps trying to grab for it,
he's gonna call the police. And she just starts getting
really mad saying that she just wants.
It's a cute dog, like his, and it's her fault that she's not
going to be happy. Oh man.
Is he supposed to feel really guilty about that?
I love when, like, I get customers support stories where

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the customer starts, trying to make you feel bad.
Like, if you don't sell me, thisthing that's not in stock,
you're gonna ruin my kids birthday.
Oh yeah, it's my fault. The Stranger who has nothing to
do with anything. I'm getting blamed for ruining
your birthday and even then if him not selling his dog to an
absolute stranger like ruins your day then.

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Yeah, I guess your day is ruined.
It doesn't mean that you're entitled to just take people's
stuff, especially their pet. Hey, man, you need to sell me
this iguana for free, otherwise,I'll be really sad, like, the
person's not gonna do it. They probably don't want to sell
their iguana in the first place.It doesn't matter how much it
annoys you or how much it ruins your day.
You can't just expect people to give you stuff.

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But what? Whatever.
He's literally trying to ignore her, he has his dog like in his
hand and now he's just walking away and he's literally Not
listening to anything. She's saying he just hears
screaming you know and when someone's just so mad that
they're just like you're ruiningmy life, you Really are taking
away. My happiness, by not letting me
buy your dog and he just doesn'tcare.

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It's not phasing him. So he's just kind of trying to
like block it out using the power of the brain to block out
the audio, but as he's walking away, he feels like something on
his arm and he looks down. And he sees that her hand is
like grabbing him on his arm andtrying to turn him around.
So he turns around and looks andshe's like, six inches away from

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him. She's basically in his face and
she screams, let me buy your dog, but she's so close that as
she screaming, let me buy your dog.
He's like, in the Splash Zone from SeaWorld, he's just getting
wet as her spit kind of flies into his face.
And he realizes that, like, oh, this lady is really nuts.
Not only, is she gonna come up and try to buy my dog on the

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spot. But even if I just tried to walk
away, she's gonna like grab me scream at me, make a giant seen
in the middle of the park so he realizes I got to get out of
there. So With his dog in his hand, he
literally starts running away from this lady in the park and I
feel like that should have probably been the wake up point
for Karen. If you get somebody in a park to

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literally start running away from you, don't chase them, they
don't want to be near you but sure enough Karen starts running
after him. I can't imagine how stressful
that is dude. You're just trying to walk your
dog. Next thing you know a Karen is
literally like in a foot pursuitwith you like she's on the first
season of Cops, you're just trying to get away and protect
your dog. She's chasing after you

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screaming at you, but that's what's going on.
So he's running away and he's very much faster than the Karen.
It's not like, it's hard to be older than anyone in middle age.
No offense to anyone middle age watching this.
You guys have just kind of lost your quickness.
So he gets to the car, puts his dog in the passenger, seat turns
on the car and goes to leave. And as he goes to leave, Karen

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runs behind the car and starts like banging on the windshield,
and it's still the point where the brake light from the back of
his. Car is like Illuminating her
face and she just straight up isstarting to look like a demon,
you know, just angrily screamingwith this red lighting, making
her look like a Sith Lord. So as she's banging on the back
window, he grabs his phone and it's probably obvious that he's

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gonna call the cops and as soon as he picks up the phone and
says I'm gonna call the cops shestops, she completely drops all
the anger, everything and just walks away.
It was like, as soon as she might actually have to explain
what was going on and he threatened to call someone, she
was like, oh, okay, never mind, and just dropped it.
And literally ran away. He wasn't gonna take any chances

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though, he didn't want her to come back, so as soon as she ran
away, he like put the car in reverse and just try to get out
of there as fast as humanly possible and protect his dog.
And like after that he started looking around on Facebook and
like Googling his area and crazylady.
And there were some stories on social media about people that
had been at that Park and been approached, by some lady who's

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started screaming at them and like demanding that they sell
them the dog. So, apparently, This is this
lady's regular hobby. This is just what she gets up to
on a weekly basis. You know, instead of book club
or something to fill the time, she's just like I'm gonna go
scream at people until someone sells me, their dog chasing
after the car banging on the back like window while having a
brake light, illuminating your face.

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That's crazy, though. That just seems like something
out of a horror movie, Man. People don't want to sell their
dogs, I would be a little bit weirded out if like I knew a guy
and he had raised this dog, he had this dog for years and all
the sudden it was gone. Like, oh, what happened and said
of, you know, something bad happening, like not in a bad way
but like, you expect someone to have a dog until it passes on.
If he was like, oh man, I sold it.

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I made such a fat profit. I would be like, wait what?
What you Soldier dog? Like that would probably freak
me out. So what ever?
He doesn't go to that Park anymore.
Probably for the best, but I don't know.
Be on the lookout. If you walk your dog in the
park, there might be someone crazy coming around, trying to
buy it, but I did get another story sent into me this week.
That's kind of related, kind of not, it's not Long as that one.

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But I still thought it was funny.
It's probably not long enough for its own video so I'm just
gonna put them together. So this guy had lived in this
condo complex for a really long time and it was really quiet,
like 99% of the time. Very rarely did his neighbors,
throw any parties, very rarely did anything go on.
He's the youngest guy in this complex by basically a good like
15 years. But one day he's at home, trying

(04:14:49):
to have a zoom meeting with his boss and there's all this like
Ruckus outside and it sounds like it's coming from right
outside his window. And he happened to like,
Overlook the courtyard from the bottom floor, and he looks out.
And he sees two, middle-aged men, like wrestling on the
grass, fighting each other. And that's not something that's
normal to look out your window and see.
So he starts kind of analyzing what's going on in, like, you

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know when someone's just very clearly, like 35, you know,
nothing wrong with that, we're all going to get old.
Everybody's gonna be 35 at some point, but they kind of get out
of breath. A little bit easier.
They're like, definitely almost too tired to be.
Fighting still, but they're wrestling on the ground and he
starts looking around. And there's a huge crowd of
people from the complex that arejust kind of sitting there

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watching it and they're yelling,like, let's go, let's go.
Almost like a fight in a School lunchroom, and he goes outside
to break it up because it's beengoing on for a while.
And when he gets out there and opens the door, he hears them
like yelling threats at each other almost like they're
talking crap to each other and Xbox Live Chat.
You know like bro, I'm gonna come to your house.

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I'm a fight you man. I'm the kicking your front door
and then making your teeth bro. Like for real, for real, they're
just threatening each other and he goes over there and he breaks
him up and it's not very hard tobreak him apart.
It was like both of them didn't want to fight anymore you know
but they didn't want to be the person that gave up and said
okay I'm done fighting I don't want to fight anymore so as soon
as somebody introduced themselves to break him up they

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were like all right man. Yeah we're done.
We're done. We're done and so they're super
tired. They're both like slumped up
against the building out of breath and he goes to him and
He's like, what is going on, guys?
I'm trying to be on a work call.I look outside.
You guys are fighting that they were roommates and they usually
they got along. He's like, what's going on?
And they said that they had got a puppy because they just wanted

(04:16:38):
something like around the house and he's like okay that should
be a good thing but they couldn't agree what to name it.
So they started fighting each other which you know, I feel
like there's some things that might get so heated.
You have to fight but naming a pet really shouldn't be one of
them that seems a little bit crazy and it's actually over
just wanting different names. You could compromise.

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If you both hate the other person's name, then you got to
come up with a third name. It doesn't seem like it was that
difficult. You didn't have to end up
wrestling each other in the middle of like the condo
Courtyard. So they asked them what the
names are because he's curious and if they're gonna fight over
it you think these would be the greatest dog names of all time?
You think these guys would just be like two artists, almost
their passion is giving dogs great names that they could be

(04:17:22):
proud of like you would think that's how they would be acting
and And that's how they were acting.
So, you would think these names are like incredible pieces of
art. You want to know the names that
they were literally fighting over ladies and gentlemen?
They were fighting over whether they should name the dog dog or
name the dog cat. They had gotten into a literal
fight over those two names. Which listen, I think our fine

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names for a pet. I think it'd be funny to have a
dog named dog and I think it's funny to have a dog named Kat.
They both work. I just think it's not worth
violence, you know? I just think having a puppy
should be a fun thing. It shouldn't be something that
makes you literally go beat up the person that you live with
and they're both pretty similar like they're very similar.
I know. Technically they're the exact

(04:18:05):
opposite, but if you're gonna name a dog, something like a
funny like that. Those are kind of your two
options, it's very obvious. And so after that he kind of
looks at him and he's like you guys really fought over that and
they laughed and admitted that it was kind of stupid and they
probably just shouldn't have fought over it at all.
So he thinks he's worked. There is done and he goes back
in and tries to get Back on the call.

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In that day, ladies and gentlemen, they ended up getting
into three more fights out in that courtyard over, naming the
dog, dog? Or naming the dog cat, which the
first time is already dumb, but whatever.
Sometimes people fight over stupid things, you get emotional
over something dumb, it happens.Maybe you're a little hangry,
you're not. You and you're hungry, but three

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times, that's four fights overall, you're gonna fight over
this. Dog's name for times.
And after fighting four times, they didn't even want to be
roommates anymore. So one of them ended up having
to like find someone to sublet his lease, which is, is a
complicated process. So, basically this dog, instead
of giving them something to become better friends over
literally made their life, just so much worse in what silly is.

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If you wanted an easy compromise, you could have just
named it cat. Dog, there's an entire
television series about something named that, that would
have been hilarious. And they were cool with it.
They didn't like each other but it's not like they hated their
names so much that they And bearwith it.
And if the person in the show could deal with it then you guys
could have dealt with it too. All right, so I think by now,
it's basically an Open Secret that every now and then you're

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gonna get a family member that kind of sucks.
And I guess the person that sentthis into me is in a situation
where one of their cousins is just kind of a bummer to be
around, you know? He's a little bit entitled, he's
really angry all the time. Everything sucks like, you know,
just somebody that bums you out overall and this particular
cousin that was a bummer wasn't really that big of a deal in
their life because they only sawthem.

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Once every like three four years, they lived across the
country. So, you know, they weren't out
there very often and this just happened to be one of the things
giving where they were going to be in town and because they
never really hung out. They never really saw each
other. It wasn't like a situation where
he was excited to see him, you know, or thought like, hey, this
is gonna be a super awesome fun experience, he kind of was

(04:20:16):
dreading it because the last time he was here, he remembers
it sucking really bad and obviously, his parents are
giving him the whole. Like now give your cousin the
benefit of the doubt thing. But his And comes in and almost
instantly. Just begins to like, you know,
be the cousin that he expected right away.
He starts complaining that he doesn't know how he's expected
to spend Thanksgiving in this house because it's too small and

(04:20:38):
dirty for him. And like, keep in mind, this is
his aunt's house. He just showed up to and he's
talking to the kid who lives in the house.
It's his house too saying that like oh he hates having to go to
poor people's houses and obviously just kind of being a
douche for no reason. It's still your family you know
and what ever the subscriber tries to hit him with kindness.
He's like okay you're gonna makefun of me and my family for not

(04:21:00):
having cool stuff in my house, I'll try to be nice and he's
like, yeah, that you your house is Wake cooler, but, you know,
it's just good to be around family.
Maybe next time we do Thanksgiving.
It'll be at your house. He's just trying to be nice and
get out of this super awkward situation because, you know,
nobody likes when someone's likecalling their house stupid dirty
and poor. That's not a good feeling for

(04:21:20):
anybody, it doesn't matter. In B is just not something
you're supposed to say to the person who's house you're at His
cousin just kind of shuts that down immediately in his like,
don't try to be nice to me. Don't get it confused.
I don't like you. And, you know, is kind of takes
a step back for a second. It is like, damn.
All right, dude. So you just showed up at my
house you call it stupid dirty and poor and when I don't start

(04:21:42):
arguing with you about it and getting insanely defensive and
fighting with you, then you get mad at me and say don't be nice
to me because I don't like you. And at that point he just makes
a mental choice. He's like I'm done being nice to
this guy. I'm done helping him with
anything. He means I'm done, you know like
hanging out with them. I just really don't want to be
around you bro. If I try to be nice to you after

(04:22:03):
you're a jerk and your response is, don't try to be nice to me
because I hate you. I feel like it that point I have
Liberty to, like, not talk to you anymore.
And so this cousin just becomes like the whiniest little baby
over. The next few days, he's always
asking for Stuff, asking where things are, you know, just try
and his best to, like, get him to basically be as little slave
and follow him around and like, do anything he asked him but the

(04:22:25):
Higher time, he just like keeps ignoring him not doing it, like
doing everything he can to avoidit and the cousins getting
really pissed off about it, right?
I guess before, like the other times he had come here, you
know, he would just kind of go along with what his cousin
wanted because his mom has always said, like, don't cause
problems. He's family, you know, you don't
see him very often, you can dealwith it but at this point you

(04:22:47):
just didn't want to do it. So no he wasn't gonna like, pick
up after him. He wasn't gonna, you know, get
him water when he was in bed because he's too tired.
He wasn't gonna, you know, get the shower warmed up for like
just basically he wanted a maid.And so he goes up to the
subscribers mom and starts complaining that you know, your
son isn't helping me do this andthis and this and you know, as
he's explaining it it becomes very abundant that he basically

(04:23:10):
just wants a servant to take care of him.
And instead of backing up the cousin and being like you're
right, you're a guest in our home, the mom is kind of like
yeah, it's not my son's job to get you food when you're down
stairs and don't feel like coming up stairs and he kind of
gets annoyed with. That and starts to argue with
his aunt, right? He's like what this is your
house and you don't feel like it's your son's job to, like,

(04:23:31):
get things for me in the moms like, no.
I mean, it's his job to be nice to the guests but he has no
obligation to like, literally doanything.
You ask of him, even if it's just a menial tasks, like if you
clog the toilet, you don't hand him the plunger and just tell
him to handle it. And he really does not like
being told this dude. He really wanted his cousin to
be a servant. And instead of just kind of

(04:23:51):
accepting the fact that like, ohI've been meaning to my cousin.
Maybe I took things too far and Miss understood it.
He decides to do what he thinks is gonna get this big reaction.
He's like, this trip has sucked.I hate it here and he like
storms off and goes upstairs, right?
And everybody's kind of making fun of him for being dramatic
because it was just unnecessary to, you know, attack your aunt

(04:24:12):
for like not letting you use your cousin as a slave and then
storm off like okay yeah they'rethe bad guys.
The reason you hate it here is because no one's just doing
everything you want to do. That's called a normal situation
man. So whatever that's the night
before Thanksgiving. So the next morning, it's
officially Thanksgiving. Everybody's hype to eat some
stuffing turkey, whatever. But his cousin after the last

(04:24:34):
night is Just refusing to come out of his room.
He's like, no, you guys don't know how to treat a guest in
your home. So I refused to come out and eat
things giving with you. I have no desire to be with a
family that would treat me like that.
You know, just just being way over the top and obviously the
subscriber that sent this in, islike whatever.
Let him sit in the room and starve who cares.

(04:24:55):
But the rest of the family feelsbad and you know, is trying to
like get him to come out. His mom tries his dad, tries
Aunt, Uncle his siblings, everybody's trying and it's just
not working like he is furious at the fact that he got told no
by his aunt. He's furious at the fact that
his cousin just isn't doing everything he's saying and he's
just refusing to come out and you know, when everyone's trying

(04:25:18):
to get you to come out and calm down and you just refuse, it
starts to be on you, especially on a holiday.
So what ever buy? His own decision.
He just decides to spend the entire day locked in that little
room pissed off just stewing about how like my cousin is the
worst person to ever exist. And if I get the chance, I shall
slay him with a sword like a dragon, you know, just like
being in an absolute weenie. So I think in his mind he was

(04:25:43):
like, this is a super good play to make everyone feel bad for me
in his mind. If he spent all day in their
upset, everyone would get more sympathy, but it kind of had the
exact opposite effect, which should be obvious to basically
everybody else. Like, in his mind, everyone was
gonna be really, really upset that he wasn't spending the day
with them on Thanksgiving. But in reality, they were more

(04:26:04):
just annoyed with the fact. He was being so dramatic over
this and hiding from the rest ofthe family.
And then also making fun of him because it was so over the top,
like, no one was upset about it,more than just, kind of being
like, well, that's annoying. So, whatever the food is about
to get served and they've left him alone for a while, but his
mom is like, well, you please gotry to get your cousin out of
the room. So what ever?

(04:26:24):
It's thanks. He goes, he knocks on the door
and he's like, hey man, listen. I know you've been in here,
you've been mad all day. I understand that you don't want
to come down, but the foods about to get served, you only
get to eat Thanksgiving once a year.
So, you know, I would recommend coming down it and maybe eating
some food, no one's mad at you. We can just drop this whole
thing and get over it. Which is the Nice thing to do.

(04:26:47):
He obviously doesn't like his cousin very much but he's at
least trying to patch things up.So everyone can have a good
holiday dinner, but instead of anice response from the other
side of the door, Ali hears is, what did I tell you about
talking to me? Dude, I told you that I hate you
and to leave me alone like I don't like you and so you know
he's like all right man really? He starts to argue with them a

(04:27:08):
little bit between the door. He's like all right man, I
didn't really want you to come eat down here anyways, but like
fine, if that's how you're gonnabe, you're gonna continue to be
snarky, then be like that. You don't have to come eat
dinner with us like whatever. And because it's like, oh yeah,
you don't want me there in the first place.
See, so why did you come ask me?And he goes because your mom
asked me too. Dude, I did not want to come ask
you this. The family's pressure in me too.

(04:27:30):
If you don't want to come then you don't want to come.
Trust me, I don't care. You're the one missing out on
Thanksgiving. Dinner like gets your loss at
the end of the day, if you don'twant to come eat, that's on you.
And he kind of goes silent for asecond.
I think in his mind, he thought his cousin was gonna cave and be
like, no, please please. Come meet with us, please.
Is but he's just not having any of it, he's like, no fine.
Then don't eat, like, that's on you, whatever.

(04:27:51):
And after the silence, he's probably on the other side
trying to think about what his next move should be to make sure
that it says like dramatic as humanly possible.
And so he decides that the best course of action after hearing
that like fine miss out on the food, I don't care is to just
scream and he just decides to start screaming, Thanksgiving is
for losers and he yells at threetimes just like as loud as

(04:28:14):
humanly possible. Crank the volume to 11 on the
amp. Play the chord that's basically
how loud this dude was screaming.
Thanksgiving is for losers to the point where the entire house
here is it and they come to figure out what's going on
because they're curious. And so at this point most of the
hall way is like full of the family, right?
The family's crammed into the hallway, near the door, and
they're not really like saying anything to him.

(04:28:35):
His parents are talking asking him to please come out.
You know, it's not that serious.Stop yelling, you're
interrupting the family time. And once again, his parents
trying to help him cousins, all of that, he just decides to
yell. Again, like, oh the entire
families in the hallway. We'd really like you to come out
Thanksgiving is for losers and so he's just screaming it.

(04:28:56):
And at this point his grandparents are getting upset,
you know they're like why is he doing this?
He's ruining the holiday, his mom's getting embarrassed
because it's like a situation where you never want to be the
parrot of the kid who's ruining things, giving screaming for no
reason. And so his dad is also getting
embarrassed and he decides that he's had enough.
So he just kind of pounds on thedoor and he's like, we're done.

(04:29:20):
Open the door now. This is ridiculous stops
screaming. You're embarrassing, your mother
and I open the door and of course he's just like no I'm not
gonna open the door and now instead of just screaming
Thanksgiving is for losers him and his dad start to like yell
at each other through the door and it starts off pretty normal,
you know, just like your typical, oh well, you always

(04:29:42):
enforce rules that don't make sense, but then it gets ugly out
of nowhere. His cousin from the other side
of the door starts to be like, this is why mom doesn't love you
anymore. Just like, pure rage screaming
at his dad through the door in the entire family is listening
to this entire thing. It's like an episode of Jerry
Springer, but instead of not knowing who the people are, it's

(04:30:04):
your family and they're in the hallway next to your bedroom,
instead of, you know, like anywhere else on a studio where
you aren't in the family is justlistening to all of this in
shocked silence because they're really isn't a way to react to
that, right. Like, you know, the scenes and
Ratatouille when a human walks in and all the rats are cooking
and they all just like, freeze and turn and look.
And that's basically the look onthe families face is this kid is

(04:30:27):
just tearing into his dad and the dad is like, I don't care,
I've had enough, that's it, likestop it now and I guess the
yelling wasn't enough. He had worked himself into a
knife of a frenzy that he's had to start breaking stuff in the
only reason that the family and anyone knows that he starts
breaking stuff, is they hear things?
Start breaking. Through the door in the other

(04:30:47):
room. Like they hear, you know some
shattering they hear a really heavy object falling and hitting
the ground. It sounds like he's just being a
Tasmanian devil in the room thathe's in, right?
Keep in mind, it's not their house, it's not his room, it's
the subscribers guest room. So if he is going ham, breaking
everything in there, it's not his stuff to break.
Like regardless you should nevergo ham breaking stuff in your

(04:31:09):
house. There's just not a very good
move. You know, every Gamers have
raged throwing a controller, youshouldn't be breaking stuff.
That you don't own though. Like if you're at your friends
house and you throw his controller out the window,
that's just kind of not a very swag move in my opinion, but his
dad starts hearing this breakingand it's not his house.
So he decides to kick down the door, keep in mind not their

(04:31:29):
doors. So this entire situation is just
kind of destroyed the subscribers house and so he
kicks down the door and kind of like storms in.
And at that point, all the adults rushing to the room in
the subscriber doesn't really have a clear view of what's
going on for a bit, which is fair, you know, Uh but after a
bit, they come out and like the cousin and his dad go down one

(04:31:51):
hallway and he gets a look into the room and it's almost like
this kid had just had a strategyfor how to do this dude.
Literally, everything is broken,like everything is broken and
it's the guest room. So at least it wasn't his
cousins room. You know, that could have been
worse. He could have walked into like,
a smashed Xbox a couple monitors.
Instead, he just decided to trash the guest room, not that,

(04:32:13):
it's much better in any way, shape or form.
But like, you have to look on the bright side, but like I
said, it was almost like his cousin had developed a strategy
for how he was gonna destroy this room before he started
doing it because everything is affected, he smashed some lamps,
he had pulled the TV off the dresser on the floor and it was
an older TV because, you know, guest room.
So it was heavy. So it had like broken under its

(04:32:35):
own weight from the fall. He had flipped over the
mattress, kicked a hole in one of the like nightstand, cabinet
doors that, you know, the nightstands that have like a
candidate on him, he had The hole in it and obviously it's
just insane. So he starts to storm after his
cousin because he's pissed off and he gets there, and it's his
uncle, his dad him and his cousin.

(04:32:58):
And he's like, why did you do this to my house?
You destroyed my guest room. You, why would you do that?
And he's just sitting there withlike this smug smile on his
face. It's not like he feels bad.
It's not like, he's like, listenthat got out of control.
I don't know what happened and he just looks at his uncle and
goes, I don't know. I just really don't like things
giving. Yeah, that's a valid excuse,

(04:33:20):
bro. You know, if you just don't like
a holiday, just destroy somebody's house.
Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Who needs to like not break stuff just because you don't
like Christmas. Oh man, I hate forth of July so
you just crash your car into an Arby's like what?
All right guys, I'm interrupt the video for just one second,
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(04:33:41):
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And at that point, everybody is just a shame to the guy, his

(04:34:02):
parents, the aunts, the uncles grandma grandpa.
Everybody kind of over here is that I just don't like
Thanksgiving and that point likethere's just really not much
that you can do other than just ask them to leave.
Right. You know, I understand
thanksgiving's a holidays are about keeping the family
together, but if someone just went and destroyed your guest

(04:34:23):
room, you're allowed to ask him to leave.
So sure enough the subscribers dad is like you guys.
Just can't stay. I'm sorry, I appreciate you
coming out here to try to do things giving, but your son
destroyed my house. I don't really want him here.
So you guys gotta go, which, youknow, all in all is, is not the
spirit of Thanksgiving, but the spirit of Thanksgiving.
So it wasn't destroying your family's property.

(04:34:45):
So, I would probably do the samething if my cousin decided to
start like, trying to destroy myowls, I'm just kicking him out.
I'm not dealing with that. And to make this worse, up until
this point in the story. I'm like, what this has got to
be like a 13 14 year old kid with some anger issues.
No, apparently, his cousin is like a junior in college, so
it's an adult that it just had this temper, tantrum.

(04:35:07):
And listen, even if you're a nine year old, it's not.
Okay to destroy your relatives, guest room.
It's never. All right, but it's a specialty
that okay, if you're an adult like what this guy's about to
graduate college and get a job being in charge of something
who's gonna hire the guy that decides to go operation Rambo on
his uncle's guest room television.
But what, whatever, at that point, you know, he's arguing

(04:35:30):
with his brother the, the parents of the kids, right?
So like the two siblings, they start arguing because the dad of
the spoiled kid is, like, come on, you're gonna kick us out on
things giving that's messed up. And obviously, the dad who's
property just got destroyed is like Yeah, I'm kicking you out
on, Thanksgiving. You destroyed my house on
Thanksgiving. And usually when people are

(04:35:51):
arguing things, get heated, but when you're arguing with your
sibling, things get heated, muchquicker and so the dads being
sibling, start to beef very veryquickly and start to, you know,
insult each other, get heated. They start saying things about
each other's wives, all that good stuff, and there's this
little, and he's like, whatever,you're a horrible brother.
If you're willing to kick your siblings out on Thanksgiving,

(04:36:14):
like, do you have any idea how messed up?
This is he goes how messed up, Iam, dude, at least I didn't
raise a kid. That's the Tasmanian devil on
other people's property. I'll take being messed up all
day. At least I didn't mess up my
kids and so you know they start trying to fight it that point
the wives get between him and hold him apart which is it's
just siblings being siblings. It's like a little brother fight

(04:36:36):
but they're just 40 and set of eight.
And so at that point the family,the spoiled family is like the
tail, which mean the legs tryingto just get out of there and
save face. I just humanly possible, not
that it's very easy to save facewhen you're responsible for
ruining Thanksgiving in the first place.
But they try to do the classic like, you can't fire me.
I quit move. And they're like, fine, we're

(04:36:58):
leaving. But we're only leaving because
we don't want to spend our Thanksgiving with you guys.
So we're not leaving because youwant us to leave because we
wouldn't do that. So just know that we are
leaving, but we're not leaving because of you and obviously
everybody's like, all right. They take the time to explain it
like that so you know, okay, fine.
Leave like you're still giving us what we want, even though

(04:37:20):
you're pretending, it's not whatwe want and they go and they
storm out and they storm out andfor like two minutes after they
leave, the rest of the family isliterally just sitting in
silence, right? Nobody knows what to say, nobody
knows what to do. Nobody wants to be the person
that like moves first and goes and says something.
And after sitting in silence fora while, they hear like a thing

(04:37:40):
in the kitchen like a timer, go ding because the food was
supposed to be served relativelyquickly.
That's why he was going to get his cousin.
An obviously, this had taken like 10 minutes.
So, everything was ready now andinstead of the ding kind of
remembering everyone, that like it's a somber occasional, we
should be sad. They decide to just roll with it
because the grandpa of the family, who's the dad of both.
The guys that are fighting goes,well, let's not waste the food,

(04:38:02):
that was annoying and everybody's like, all right, bet
and they just go to the kitchen and started eating the
Thanksgiving dinner. I'm just saying, man, if the
family doesn't even care that much, that you weren't there for
Thanksgiving because you were being so dramatic, you probably
were the problem. Dude.
Like if nobody was like I sure do miss him then you guys
probably were not very swag to be around.

(04:38:22):
Especially of Grandpa didn't care.
I feel like grandparents are usually the people that are
like. Come on guys, just get along, we
can do this. We're family if even Grandpa's
like who cares that they left, let's just eat that.
You've got to be on the wrong side of the situation, but of
course it just couldn't end there.
Instead of just letting it slide, everybody for getting it

(04:38:43):
spoiled kid and his family and ended up going home.
And instead of just making theirown Thanksgiving dinner, they
decide to get on the internet and start posting on Facebook
about how horrible their family is and how they were just
betrayed and kicked out on Thanksgiving.
And they just can't believe thatpeople would be that cold to
their family and obviously a lotof the comments are sympathizing

(04:39:04):
with them because you know they don't really know what's going
on in the subscriber doesn't have Facebook because it's for
80 year olds but all the adults in his family do.
So sure enough it starts this Thanksgiving flame War while
everyone still at his house likeeating pie, where they're all
just having this Flame Off in the comment section.
Under this post are doing about who did what and who should have

(04:39:24):
been kicked out and who shouldn't have it?
Now it's just caused this huge issue in the family and even the
grandma and grandpa were like ontheir Facebook accounts
involved, are you doing with people in the comments and you
know that your family drama is getting a little bit too juicy?
When even grandma has to hop on the Facebook account and get
involved. I've never understood.
Why people do this so much, dude.
Like I would never want to post my family.

(04:39:46):
Drama on Facebook and like tag them in it and get everybody
involved. This just sounds like, literally
asking to be on an episode of Jerry Springer, which I don't
think anyone wants, you shouldn't be on the internet
flexing. The fact that your son
destroyed, your brother's guest room, I just feel like that's
something you might want to keepon the down low but hey, to each
their own. Yeah, my son destroyed an entire

(04:40:07):
guest room and 3.7 seconds flat so I don't want to hear anything
about what you guys have been going through.
Regardless, if I had to boil this down into one lesson, I
like to do that with my videos, I would say, remember,
Thanksgiving is for losers, seriously, though.
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(04:41:11):
was sent in by a subscriber about them having to deal with
the care another job. And honestly it was pretty
hilarious because I'm gonna be honest, this might be the
dumbest Karen I've ever heard of.
I've heard a lot of Karen's stories but let's just say this
lady had a campaign about her fridge and couldn't keep her
cool wink, wink nudge nudge but yeah, it should be a pretty good
story time before we get into itthough.
Be sure to press the like buttonor no joke.

(04:41:32):
No scam tomorrow. You will be yelled at to the
point where someone cries to your manager like a therapist.
You know, want that to happen. So I press the like button and
without further Ado, let's go. All right, guys.
So as I said this story time, was sent in by somebody, and I'm
not gonna expose exactly where they work at, but in order for

(04:41:53):
the story to make sense, I kind of have to expose where they
work at, and it's an electronic store that some people would
say, is the best place to buy your electronics.
There you go. Clap clap for my ability to keep
that a secret. Regardless, this person has to
deal with a lot of, like, delivering of appliances,
whenever you order something from this place, buy something

(04:42:14):
there, and it needs to get delivered to your house and
installed and whatnot. This is the guy who comes there
and does it, and because of that, he's been to a lot of
houses. He's installed a lot of fridges,
he's put a lot of sound systems together.
He's had the just deal with the lot of people having stuff
installed in their homes. And one thing that he said is
the Karen, he encounters here are like the absolute worst
because it's the type of people that have spent a lot of money

(04:42:36):
on something. They probably don't need, like,
obviously, you need a fridge. You need a dishwasher, but when
it's like a 40,000 sound system,Somebody who's got a lot of
money to blow on stuff. They don't need in their very
particular about the way that they want things done.
And because of that, they just tend to be very good at dealing
with these types of people just making it work out.
So the job can get done. Everyone gets paid.
Everyone's happy on this particular day though.

(04:42:58):
They get in order that they're going to be delivering, two
fridges to this house. And they look at the address and
when you're a delivery driver, you kind of start to learn like
the areas, I guess I've never been one, but he's telling me
that, like, they realize that the address is in this gated
community where, you know, people have two fridges in their
houses that are brand new when they move in and like, it tends
to be an area where there's a high chance of dealing with

(04:43:20):
Aaron or a bob. That's what he calls a male
Karen. Just people who are gonna scream
at you and talk to your manager and whatnot.
So they go, they get the two fridges, of course they're like
really nice top of the line for fridges.
So whenever there's a situation,like, this one thing that
they're required to do, there istake pictures of everything
already with no scratches and everything to be like, hey, if
it scratched or there's something wrong with it, it

(04:43:42):
wasn't Us in the truck. You did something once it was
your property because, of course, they'll try to, like,
get a free fridge out of it or whatever.
So, they load up everything and they go to this house and they
pull up to this lady's house andit's a massive house as they
expected and out walks. This lady who looks a little bit
eclectic eccentric, I guess you could say.
She's wearing some questionable things she has like a cheetah

(04:44:05):
print pants on with a tiger print shirt.
And in her hair is literally like, you know some people it's
time to put feathers in their hair.
She has like a full bird, like aTaxidermy, bird in her hair like
spreading its wings. So obviously they're they're
kind of caught off guard. By the way this lady appears,
you know, and don't judge a bookby its cover but they get the

(04:44:25):
idea that this Mighty might be alittle bit of a wackadoodle, so
she walks up. She goes to you guys have my two
fridges and they say yes and shedemands to see them on the
truck. You know don't unload them until
I look at them. Don't let them until I look at
them. So she gets in the truck and she
like sees the fridges right and she looks at them and she's kind
of a evaluating Them turning them like having the people turn

(04:44:45):
them so she can look at them. She sniffs the wrap at one point
just to make sure it smells new at one point.
She has them unwrapped, the handle of the fridge, and she
licks it to make sure that it tastes like fresh stainless
steel and not a different metal.So they're kind of like, all
right, our suspicions weren't wrong.
This lady is just a little bit out there and there's nothing
wrong with that clearly whatevershe does.
She does very well for herself. So you know, if she can afford

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two fridges, it's not his question to ask what they
believe. It's just his job to drop off
the fridge. So they go in and they put in
the fridges and they plug them in and she opens it up.
And one of the first things she says is why aren't these fridges
cold? Why are these fridges cold?
And obviously the workers kind of look at her weird and kind of
like our, you know, don't reallyknow what to say.
Because for those of you that don't know, refrigerators just

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aren't like always cold. You have to plug them in.
They have to have power. They have to have some time, do
you know cool down? It's not like there's literally
some wizard that casts a spell on On this metal box, and it's
just always 30 degrees inside. So the workers kind of
explained. Well, you know, obviously, it's
gonna take a little bit for the fridge to cool down, but it'll

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take about two hours, blah, blah, blah.
And she's like, well, I don't know what you expect me to do
with all this food, then, and she points, and she has all
these Frozen items there. And she said, I wanted the
fridge delivered at this time. So I could put my groceries away
and the workers are kind of like, okay.
Well, I don't know what to tell you because fridges have to turn

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on and work. We don't keep.
The fridge is plugged in when they're not installed.
They've been in the back of a truck.
It's the middle of the summer. Obviously the fridge is, are
going to get hot. I don't really know what to do.
And she's starts saying that they're responsible for all the
food that's gonna spoil. And there's so many starving
kids in this world and, you know, they have that on their
hands. They need to sleep at night

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knowing that they ruined food that a family could have eaten.
And now there's kids hungry because of them and they don't
really know what to do. Because truthfully, it's like,
okay, I guess. Mad at us for not pre-cooling
your fridge, but why it? Why in the world would we do
that? Like, that's just not something
that people do dude. Like, imagine them installing a
TV and you being annoyed that they didn't prelog into your

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Netflix account for you, like basically the same situation
here. So she's yelling at them and she
starts saying that she's going to refuse to sign for the
delivery or pay until they like fix this somehow.
So, obviously, they're kind of like, well, this isn't good.
The guy in charge of the delivery, the person who sent
this in just kind of, like, one of the delivery guys, goes out
to call the store and ask what to do.

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And he goes out there with them and he's listening to the phone
call and he has the manager on speaker and the manager picks up
and he's like, all right we got a problem, the person's not
gonna sign. Well why she's really mad that
the fridge didn't come pre-cool in the manager.
On the other end is like silent and goes, are you messing with
me? Like, is it April Fool's Day?
Like, are you guys kidding? And he's like, no, she just

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refuses to sign. She's like getting really mad
that we didn't pre-cool the fridge because she bought all
this frozen food to be deliveredright when we got here.
Or a little bit before. Like we don't know there's
Frozen Foods, she's mad that's going to go bad because we
didn't deliver the fridge. When pretty cool and the store
manager is kind of like, I have yet told her that that's not how
fridges get delivered. Like, did you tell her that they

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cool down. Like, did you explain the
situation and he goes, yeah, I explained the situation.
She didn't seem to really care or understand, or like doesn't
matter like it didn't matter andnow she's refusing to sign.
So, the Best Buy manager is like, okay, well, let me talk to
her. So he goes back in with his
manager on the phone, and he starts talking to the lady.
And the lady says that she wantsone of the fridges for free,

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because she expected it. Pretty cool.
And now, her dinner guests that are coming tonight.
Aren't gonna have a good meal, and it's his fault.
And the manager, you know, is one of the managers that tends
to just kind of be like, oh, okay, okay, like it's not a
strong manager, you know? So he's instantly like ma'am.
I'm so sorry for my deliveries. You know, the incompetence of my
drivers just start selling out the delivery driver and she kind

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of starts to be like, that's what I thought.
Like, I know. There's protocol for these types
of things. And at that point, the delivery
manager is like ma'am. He's lying to you.
Right now, we just were talking out there.
This is not a normal thing. This is bizarre to say the least
in the managers. Like that's not true.
Kind of on the phone trying to cut him off and then the
Karen's, like, I don't know. I think you might want to be
quiet because your job seems to be on the line.

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And at that point it was like, the delivery manager had just
had enough, bro. I don't know if he had just been
yelled at by Karen's too many times or like the boss had
pretended to have his back got in front of the customer and
then reamed him out. But he's like, you know what, I
quit I'm done. You guys figure it out.
Fridges don't come pretty cool, you're stupid.
I don't know how you have so much money, and you know what,
I'm out of here. You guys can pick me up.

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If you want to take me back to the store or I'll Uber, but I
quit and he took off his like shirt because they have these
delivery shirts and he just walks out of the lady's house
and before he does it, he grabs the phone tells the manager to f
off and hangs up. And at that point, the Karen is
kind of like out of control of the situation.
So she starts running after him saying that this Is all his
fault and he just lost his job and she like grabs his arm to

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pull him back and he just goes lady, I quit, I quit fridges,
don't come pretty cool, I don't work for them anymore.
I don't know what to tell you inliterally, just started walking
off the job site, just left. And the person who sent this in,
you know, wasn't in a position where they could really just
walk off their job like that. So he calls the manager and they
kind of work it out. The lady ends up signing for the

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fridges. I think she was so embarrassed
by the fact that the guy just quit and walked off that, she
just decided to pay in. Here's the thing fridges don't
come pretty cool. But like, if you're obviously
buying 40,000 dollars in fridges, you got the money to
pay for it. It's kind of lame to go begging
for a free one. Like everyone wants to act
baller, right? Oh, by buying all the Top Line

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Equipment, but like, you know what's really baller?
Not trying to beg for stuff for free, bro?
Regardless the Karen decides to sign for stuff.
And then she starts trying to like apologize on the phone, you
know, and trying to make the guywho quit seem like crazy
unreasonable. Like can you believe he would do
that to the people? Letter is still there.
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trying to get out of there. Get the delivery done, so
they're just kind of like yeah, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they sign off, they go.

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Anyways, the next day, the person who sends this in comes
into work and his manager comes over and says that like what are
they thinking? That they delivered the wrong
fridges to that lady, he's house, blah, blah, blah.
And he's like, we definitely didnot deliver the wrong fridges.
That's the one that the manager walked off the side of remember
because you were on the phone with him and he's like, oh, this
is the same lady and he goes, yeah, well apparently, she had

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called the store the next morning and said that they
delivered the wrong shade, stainless steel fridge to them.
It was not the one that she had seen in the store.
Well, this lady, Apparently didn't realize that that was the
only model of stainless steel fridge, that this particular
company had, so it had to have been the same color and she
demanded a replacement. So they literally boxed the same

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fridges like a different set. Not the exact same ones up.
Took it to her house, swapped them and then she was happy with
it. And said, now these are the ones
that I saw in store these ones are right.
So like that was the type of lady.
She was, she really needed to get the last ward.
The fact that somebody walked out and embarrassed her in front
of everybody. Meant that like she had to come
back and get some come up in on this electronic store somehow

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and like make them come make it right.
So she literally just pretended that it was the wrong stainless
steel and I don't think they really told her that it was the
exact same fridge, probably because it just wasn't worth
dealing with it. But, you know, this lady is the
ultimate Karen, bro. I really want to know, what's up
with the burden. Her hair too, dude.
Like if there was somebody, I could get a backstory on from a
story time. Somebody sent me.
It's the lady. That wears a dead Taxidermy.

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Bird is like an accessory. Oh, that's just Polly the
parrot. Me and her went way back when I
would defeat. Heavy in the Caribbean.
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