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What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
And if you're having a fantasticday, I can promise you that it's
about to get even better becausetoday I have a story for you
guys about some emo kids that just tried to fight me pretty
recently actually. You know, it was just a a normal
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day where I was chilling and apparently these kids had some
beef. But hey, you know it's just a
normal day in the life. That's just how it is when you
make fun of things that are cringe.
Sometimes the cringe wants to fight back, but I will not fade
into the night, for I am a superhero.
Like Batman versus cringe. And yeah, without making more of
a fool of myself, let's get intothis video.
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All right, so this is actually one of my last, like, normal
interactions with society beforequarantine started.
So it's back in January, which Isaid it's recent.
I guess it's not now, but like, quarantine time just moves
differently. Dude, I'm telling you, 2020 time
doesn't feel real. Like, yeah, it's the middle of
July. But do any of us actually
believe that these last, you know, couple months have even
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been real? I don't think so.
So I'm sorry for saying it's recent.
It was my last interaction with like society though that is
really memorable. And it was the last time I also
went to a GameStop and I'll probably never go to a GameStop
again, mainly because I don't know if they're going to exist
after this. Like apparently they filed for
bankruptcy or whatever. So rest in peace, GameStop, you
know, I guess no more stories about crazy people at GameStop.
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But anyways, I had gone to GameStop because I had needed a
power cord for an old Xbox. I found an Xbox 360 under my bed
and was like, yo, I'm going to set this up and play some old
call of duties, but I needed to get a power cord for it.
So I've gone to GameStop to see if they had one.
And while I was there, I walked in and the person behind the
counter happened to have been somebody that I used to play
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video games with in high school.And we were just talking and
catching up and like we were never close.
We were just talking about what's going on.
And it was me, him and these twokids in the corner of the store
that had the traditional emo haircut.
You know, the, the bowl cut swoop with like the studded belt
that the traditional emo look. And I used to be an emo kid.
So like, I didn't really judge anything by it.
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They were just kind of standing in the corner.
And I'm just talking to the dudeand I'm like, yeah, you know,
just saying how life's been going.
He's like, how's things been going?
And at the time, coronavirus hadn't like smited everything
out of existence. And I was like, oh, things are
going great. You know, I told him about my
YouTube channel and everything like that.
I'm like, life's going great and.
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One of the emo. Kids, when I said life's going
great, like scoffed like, like, you know, like that, but loudly
enough so that I would hear him.And I kind of turned and looked
at him and I was like, excuse me, you know, cuz like, listen,
I hadn't said anything to you guys, but look, if I'm catching
up with somebody, regardless of whether or not you like what
people are saying when like they're catching up with
somebody, there's no reason to scoff like that.
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That's just unnecessary. So I'm like, is everything all
right, dude? And he's like, I just think it's
a little bit ridiculous to say that life is great.
Like do you understand what it'slike to live in this crappy
country? And I'm like, all right, dude,
I'm sorry. Like I didn't mean to frustrate
you. My bad.
I I'm sorry. My life's been just particularly
good at us. It's not like a statement, you
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know, I wasn't trying to be like, ah, this country is the
best. Like I was literally saying my
life's been going good. And he's like, yeah, well, you
do realize life is meaningless, right?
Like you're just some pawn and somebody's scheme and like,
you're going to work for the rest of your life and die.
And like, dude, listen, I, I don't know what this is about
emo kids sometimes, But like, ifyou want to hate your life,
that's totally your choice. It's a dumb choice.
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I think hating life is kind of ridiculous.
You only got 1. You should live it up while you
got it, you know? But like, if you're going to
hate life, that's your choice. But there's no need to bum
everybody else out and bring theenergy down for everybody else.
You know, everybody else just trying to eat some crumpets,
some croissants for breakfast. And you're like, croissants are
meaningless. Even if you eat them, you'll
only poop them out. So if you think about it,
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everything in life is pointless.It's like, oh, OK, dude, some
things are pointless, but some things are fun.
Playing video games kind of pointless.
Some stuff's just fun. So whatever.
I'm kind of like, oh, you must be a bunch of fun at parties,
which, you know, I've used that response before.
It's usually a lie response to somebody who's just killing the
vibe, you know, like, oh, you know, and the point isn't to
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make them feel bad, but it's just to make them aware of,
like, the fact that they are killing the fun.
And the response to this is the other emo kids, Like, yeah,
parties. We don't go to those.
Like, yeah, that's ridiculous tofake social circles.
Like these kids are going off with the most.
I'm 14 and this is deep stuff you've ever seen.
Like, it really was like, these kids went to a meme page about
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the cringe of stuff you could say when you think that you're
deep and figured out life, but in reality, you're just like a
little kid who doesn't know anything about anything, you
know? Oh, everything's meaningless.
Everything's stupid, fake socialcircles.
Yeah. OK, dude, I'm sure, yes, you
don't hate parties because you never get invited to them.
It's definitely because you're too cool.
I'm sure you get invited to tonsand you just say no, Right.
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Like, come on, come on. And now both the emo kids are
being a little bit ridiculous. And so I kind of look at the guy
who's supposed to be getting in this power cord.
I'm like, whatever, they didn't have it.
And I'm like, I'll leave. Do you know who could?
And he's like, Nah, you might have to just order it on Amazon. 00:05:25,640 And I'm like, yeah, I was just
kind of hoping to get it today because I impulsively found the
Xbox. You know, like, I could have
ordered it on Amazon. But when I found it, I was like,
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yo, I want to play the old Call of Duty.
So I decided to try to just get it right then.
So I go to leave the store and just go back to my car and go
home, which is what normal people do when they don't buy
something from a store. And as I'm leaving, the two emo
kids, like, walk out with me andthey're like, yo, dude, do you
have a problem? And I'm like, listen, you
scoffed at what I had to say. I, I understand that you hate
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your life. And obviously it's very hard.
No, I don't have a problem. And they're like, because we can
settle this problem right now and crack their knuckles And I
look at both of them and I size them up and like, I'm bigger
than them. And I just asked, I'm like, how
old are you guys? And the small one says like, oh,
I'm 14. And that one says like 16, like,
no, I'm not going to fight you guys.
Like, why are you scared? And to be honest, no, it's not
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that I'm afraid. It's just like, I'm not trying
to go to jail. You know, there's this thing
called you can't hit kids. Like that's the law.
And some kids deserve it. Don't get me wrong.
Not a lot of them, not a lot of them.
Some of them, absolutely. I think that's an indisputable
fact, Like absolutely. So I tell them, no, I'm not
going to fight you because I'm not trying to go to jail.
And they're like, oh, what? Are you like?
Afraid. Yeah.
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I'm afraid of jail. Yes.
Yes. I'm a logical human being.
Yes. And they're like, yeah, you're
just a cog in the machine. Like you're a cog in the
machine. Work until you die, just like
everybody else. You little, you cog.
You, you cog in the machine. Which I think they thought was
going to get like, a really big reaction out of me, you know,
like, make me be. Oh, don't call me that bad.
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I'm not in the machine. But like, yeah, man, your
society is pretty cool. I kind of like it.
You know, that machine produces Marvel movies and that machine
produces, like, Lucky Charms andstuff.
So some of the machine is cool. So sometimes I like to be a part
of it. Yeah.
You know, if you don't like the machine, that's cool, man.
That's really cool. But considering you're wearing
jeans that you bought at the mall, that's just kind of a
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weird thing. Like, you're going to call me a
cog. Like you weren't just shopping
in a GameStop. What are you?
And that amount of logic, I think just, like, broke their
brain because the emo kid just, like, gets up or tries to get in
my face, I should say. Like he keep in mind, you know,
this is the 14 year old that's trying to get in my face.
And so he's like standing up on me, on his tippy toes, still not
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in my face because I'm not trying to lie.
I'm kind of tall. And he's like, we can settle
this right now. Like quit with the words, man,
do you want to settle this or not?
I'm like, I'm not going to fightyou.
And I'm like smiling and laughing because like, it's just
so funny. This kid is on his tippy toes in
my face. And like, listen, for anybody
out there who's going to comment, like, oh, you should
have fought a man. Like that's crazy.
Yeah, I'm, I'm not going to jailover a kid in GameStop who wants
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to fight me, especially not a kid that thinks calling me a cog
in the machine is going to like break me and cry.
Anybody that got over there watching the Matrix phrase or
Matrix phase is, is OK? Like, Nah, my honor can be
harmed by a kid yelling at me because the the danger that
comes with fighting him is definitely worse.
So I guess on a technicality, I did get punked by these emo
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kids, dude. But like, as they're up in my
face and I'm, I'm laughing, they're like, yeah, you're
scared. And I'm like, dude, I'm
literally laughing. He's like, yeah, then why won't
you hit me? I'm like, why don't you hit me?
You know, you know why I can't hit you?
You're a kid. Hit me like that way.
It's self-defense. And they're like, no, I'm not
going to hit you that that's weak.
Like throwing the first punches for for weaklings.
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I'm like, oh, OK, listen, so youjust told me that I'm a punk for
not hitting you, but I told you to hit me and you just said no.
So like what? What's the deal?
Am I strong for not hitting you first?
And I can see his brain like kind of trying to understand
what I just said and how he's like making himself look stupid. 00:09:06,080 He's like, whatever, I'm over
this. And he like goes to his friend
and like, let's get out of here.And they walk over to this bike
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rack and there's like 2 BMX bikes, right?
And they hop on him trying to look all cool.
But the only problem is, and this isn't an insult to BMX
riders because I I really respect the craft, but there's
really no way to angrily ride a bicycle, you know, like there's
there's really just no way to look cool while angrily really
riding a bike. It's just impossible.
Try to imagine it. You can't do it the way you have
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to like sway back and forth witha mad face, like it's just a
funny visual. So they're trying to like ride
the bike away all mad And the emo kid who tried to like get up
in my face. That's mind I broke.
I think it is, you know, lookingback at me, seeing if I'm still
looking and he sees that I'm still looking.
So he tries to show off and do atrick.
And there was like this little curb.
So he tries to like Bunny hop off the curb on his bike and I
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don't know how he manages to do it, but like when he lands, his
foot slides off the pedal and stomps onto the ground.
And then like he stops with the bike, keeps going and he eats
it, man. Like literally eats it.
Karma basically got him pretty damn quick.
Dude couldn't even get out of the parking lot while angrily
lighting his bicycle without messing up.
So I laughed as loudly as I could.
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I don't know if he heard it, I hope he could.
But hey man, if for whatever reason you know you're watching
this, I hope it hurt. I hope you got Rd.
Rash on your knee, and I don't feel bad for wishing that on
you. So yeah, technically I got
punked by a bunch of emo kids inthe parking lot of a GameStop
because I wasn't trying to go tojail, but that's life sometimes,
you know? You got to do what you got to
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do. I did end up ordering that corn
on Amazon and I've been playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 on
the 360 though, and it's been pretty fun.
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What's going on guys it's your boy scrub here back again with
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another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I I know I am today.
I've got a pretty fun story timefor you guys.
It's from my senior year of highschool basically.
In one of my. Classes, I had one of those
girls that always has to interject herself into like
every conversation and try to beright for absolutely no reason.
I don't know if you guys have those in your school too dude,
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but I had guys and girls in my school for whatever reason would
just like overhear a conversation in class and feel
the need to jump in. And on this particular time, I
got to make somebody look very dumb because they just joined
the conversation without all theinformation.
And yeah, felt good to embarrasshim in front of the class.
Because if you're gonna try to make me look stupid and I
reverse switch a ruet on you, that's kind of a W.
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So without further ado, let's get into it.
It's not good mass racking or ass.
Brazilian just turned 21 but my banks a million swear I'm a
little. Drunk, but is.
That All right, So as I've said,this story takes place in my
senior year. I was just in a class with like
a couple of my friends at one ofthose group table things, you
know, when they put 4 desks together and somehow I think one
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of my friends brought up like the greatest rappers of all
time. And I am by no means an expert,
but you know, when people start talking about something at the
table, I'm not going to like getup and run away.
When my friend brought up who's the greatest rapper of all the
time, I wasn't like, I't an expert.
I ran away. I was just kind of sitting at
the table listening to their conversation and they're all
just kind of sitting there talking about rappers and
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whatnot, going through all the great ones.
And they start talking about Eminem.
Because whether or not you agreethat he's like one of the
greatest, I personally think he's up there.
He's not the GOAT to me personally.
But like when you're having a conversations about the greatest
rappers of all time, you kind ofjust have to bring him up
because like it or not, he did change rap like a crap ton and
he's good. Anyways, obviously we end up
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having to talk about Eminem whenyou're talking about the
greatest rappers of all time. And as we start talking about
it, I realized that this girl atthe table to our right whose
name in Rebecca is looking superheated.
Like every time they give a compliment to Eminem, dude, she
just starts looking angrier and angrier.
And Rebecca was the type of girlwho would get up in your
business. She disagreed with anything that
you said because she was honest,but in reality, she just wanted
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attention. Like Rebecca was the type of
girl to remind the teacher therewas homework while also trying
to throw a hamster in the microwave.
Like this chick was just straight up crazy and would do
literally anything for attention.
So once she realized that we were talking about Eminem and
she had a way to like, try to look good, she started paying
attention and getting herself all riled up.
And sure enough, my friend Evan is saying something about how,
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like, Eminem was just, like, iconic in the early 2000s, and
no one can argue with that. And she stands up in, like,
yells in front of the entire class that we should all be
ashamed of ourselves for supporting such a terrible
person. And, you know, starts listing
off, like, all these bad things Eminem have done.
And listen, I'm sure he's done some bad stuff.
I'm not denying that. But I didn't say I was voting
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for the guy for president, dude.All I said was that he makes
good rap music. Like, I, I hate this argument.
Oh, you guys do know that Y&W Melly did bad things.
Yeah. And he's in jail now for those
bad things. But listen, the music's already
made. So, like, what am I gonna do?
Not listen to it. And Eminem, by comparison, has
done, like, nothing compared to people like that.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm sure he said some
really horrible stuff, But I feel like every rapper has just
said some really horrible stuff.I don't know what it is about
that genre, But, like, back in the early 2000s, rap was an
edgy, edgy, edgy place. Anyway, she starts telling us
that, like, we shouldn't want togrow up to be just like Eminem.
Once again, I never said that I did like when when in this
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conversation, we ever said that we all want to be just like
Eminem is beyond me. But after saying all of that and
everybody looking at us, she then goes on to say, and I'm not
kidding you, that like people like Cardi B exist.
And you do realize that there's so much better to look up to and
they spread such a positive message and all this stuff.
And listen, no disrespect to Cardi B bro, but you cannot sit
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here and unironically tell me that Cardi B is a good role
model. Dude first of all I don't want
the real Shady to be my role model and if anyone is a good
role model it's not that one. Like unironically her argument
was that we should stop talking about Eminem and just give Cardi
B the crown of greatest rapper of all time because she was
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nicer. What?
And even then, Cardi B is it nicer?
Dude let's not forget all the horrible things Cardi B has
done. And look, I I don't really
listen to Cardi B's music. I'm sure plenty of rappers have
done bad things but don't make the argument that she's somehow
how better than all these other rappers as a role model dude.
And when I'm talking about the greatest rappers of all time, I
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am not putting WAP on the same level as 2014 Forest Hills Drive
by J. Cole.
Like it's just not in the same bucket list.
Even if you really love Cardi B,please tell me you're not dumb
enough to genuinely think that Cardi B is the greatest rapper
of all time. Like if you believe that, I
don't know what to tell you. You're just detached from
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reality. You are living in the Matrix,
bro. Neo will find you one day, but
at this point your brain is gone.
Like I genuinely do know, do notknow what to do with somebody
who refuses to just accept the truth at that point anyways,
obviously there's this big scenenow everybody's paying attention
to us because she was just yelling at us that we're
horrible people and Cardi BS thebest and da da da da da da da da
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da. So whatever.
I feel like using a rapper as a role model in general just isn't
a good idea just because it seems weird for me to sit here
and be like, oh, I want to be just like Offset when I grow up. 00:17:42,560 But you know, to each your own.
Regardless. If you want to be just like
Cardi BI, guess that's on you. Plus, we all know that like kids
who had Eminem as their idol idol we're always a little bit
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weird. Like the kids dyeing their hair
to be Slim Shady. He wrote a whole song about how
creepy some of his fans are. Dude, I'm not saying that I'm
that type of person for Eminem, but if you're willing to stand
up in class and scream about Cardi B, you clearly have like a
Cardi B stand account on Twitter.
You know, regardless, at the time, Bodak Yellow had just come
out. So I look at Rebecca and I was
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like, oh, Cardi B is a good rolemodel.
And she looks at me and crosses her arm and says, yeah, duh.
So I asked her another question and this is when I got her, bro. 00:18:22,040 I got to make her look so dumb.
Keep in mind she got all of the classes attention on us.
I wasn't the one yelling. And I say, all right, so her
lyrics are inspirational and like stuff that you want to do.
And she goes, yes, they're very inspirational.
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Which listen? Oh, come on, bro.
Like most lyrics and songs are not inspirational.
There might be a bar every now and then in most rap people
songs that is kind of inspirational.
For the most part. Rap is usually like flexing and
talking about all the cool things you have.
You know, every now and then there's an inspirational song
and that's OK. That's just what the genre is.
The same way most rock music is just about talking about having
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a good time. But you cannot tell me that
Cardi B's lyrics are inspirational, dude.
Especially when Bodak Yellow washer biggest song.
So I, I basically quote the linewhere she says something about
like gonna let all these women know that their men aren't safe,
implying that she was going to steal her boyfriends.
And so I look at her and I'm like, oh, are you going to go
around and steal all of your friends boyfriends?
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I don't know. That seems kind of messed up to
me. Like, I, I think you might be
the one with the bad role model.And she gets all bright red
because she realized that she's looking stupid now because this
girl doesn't actually know any Cardi B lyrics, and she's coming
on here talking about like. She's.
So inspirational. So obviously now she's looking
pretty Dang foolish. And she, like, tries to defend
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herself. She says something along the
lines of like, well, not every lyric.
And I was like, yeah, exactly. I don't agree with every Eminem
lyric. So how about you sit down and
mind your own business because this conversation had nothing to
do with you. And she, like, gets all quiet,
looks around the class and everybody's just kind of staring
at her, bro. And she realizes she's stuck.
And she sat back down. Man, that, that that was the
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vibe. I'm not going to be not going to
lie, I was not expecting that when she sat down, I felt like I
had the power of the Thanos, like the snapping.
I don't know, man. Apparently some people are just
really out here thinking that Cardi B.
Is better than Eminem regardlessguys, that's going to do it for
the video. I do have a little surprise
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Pressing the like button would also help, but I'm gonna throw
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I'm sorry, but yeah just a little thank you for being
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want to take a second to say thank you.
I do appreciate it. If you wouldn't mind taking a
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let's go Go ahead and comment Cardi B down below.
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Can't lie. Say it wasn't good before.
Yeah. Swear, baby, you don't want
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Make you happy. Swear.
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There's nothing I want more. Yeah.
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All right? It's almost as bad as your mom
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nose for the first time after being sick, it feels amazing.
So whenever I see somebody like with a clogged nose breathing in
public, my first thought isn't that they're purposely trying
to, you know, annoy me with their super weird breathing
mouth that just to piss me off. I usually usually just assume
that they're sick and got a clogged nose.
But anyways, this person has a clogged nose.
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So they're breathing out of their mouth.
And for whatever reason in this like mechanic shop where they're
getting the oil change, there's this lady just mad dogging him
for breathing like every time hegoes, you know, and it's there
is a noise, but it's not like it's, you know, the loudest
thing ever. She is just staring at him and
like rolling her eyes and being extremely just like dismissive
of this dude. And once again, I understand,
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like repetitive noises can be annoying, but it's not like he's
sitting here, like, you know, he's not like moaning.
He's just breathing a little bitheavier than normal because he
can't breathe out of his nose. It's not this dude's fault.
And she just starts like audiblyevery time he's breathing.
So he looks at her and he's like, what?
You know, he says what? And she's like, I just think
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it's a little bit inconsiderate the way that you're breathing
right now. You know, it's a little
distracting. And he's like, I'm sorry, I have
a clogged nose. I have to breathe out of my
mouth. And she's like, well, you know,
like I've heard, I've read studies that mouth breathing is
actually really bad for you. So maybe in the future you
should just not have a clogged nose.
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Wow. Thanks, Karen.
Oh my God. Wow.
Wow. Beautiful, beautiful advice
coming in from the Karen here. Thank you so much.
You know, everybody out there who's poor, just take this
Karen's advice. Maybe just don't be if you're
homeless, just buy a house. It's really that simple.
You guys are just overthinking all your problems.
So whatever. She's like accusing him of
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breathing too badly. So he once again is like, well,
I'm sorry. You know, I'm sick, I can't help
it. And at this point, he's sitting
with his dad and his dad is kindof like, what what is going on?
And so the lady's like, your sonhere apparently is too dumb to
figure out how to breathe through his nose like a normal
person. And he goes, well, my son's
sick. Like he can't breathe through
his nose. It's clogged.
And the Karen is like, well, that's no excuse.
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What? What if that's not an excuse?
Literally what else could ever be an excuse other than my nose
is? Literally plugged air can't get. 00:25:05,360 Into my nose.
Well, that's not an excuse not to get air into your nose.
Well, it kind of is, dude. It's like, can you come see me?
I don't have a car. Well, if you really wanted to
see me, you could walk. Dude, it's, it's a 70 mile walk. 00:25:18,600 Yeah, well, you could.
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You just don't want to. So obviously this kid and his
dad are like, perplexed because somebody just telling you to do
something you can't do. Like what?
What are you supposed to say that, you know, walk up to a kid
in a wheelchair? Just get up and walk?
You could do it. You just you, you could, you're
just too dumb to figure it out. It's like, bro, that's not how
it works sometimes. So they're just kind of looking
at her weird. And then she goes, oh, are you
guys both too stupid to use yourwords?
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Hello. And starts like snapping her
fingers at them. And there is something so
aggravating about somebody snapping their fingers at you.
I don't know what it is, but like, if you snap your fingers
at me, I am not liable if I, youknow, just bite off your finger
like a carrot. Is that true?
By the way, I've always read that like humans could bite off
a finger like a carrot. They just choose not to.
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But I, I, I like to think that fingers are tougher than a
carrot because carrots are not very tough.
Anyway, she's like, hello. And so the dad gets up at this
point, he's like, ma'am, what isyour problem?
You know, she's like, my problemis people like you who are
inconsiderate of others. And it's like, how are you going
to call anyone inconsiderate of others if this kid is sick and
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you're just telling him to breathe through his nose?
Like, is that not the most inconsiderate thing you could
possibly do? Hey, I know you're sick, but
take this kid. I'm going to kick you in the
shin. How dare you interrupt my my
nice waiting for my oil change. That's the thing to like you're
waiting for an oil change, lady.They have music playing.
It's not like his breathing could have been that bad.
And if it was that bad to that point, then like I think the
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staff or other people that were sitting there are annoyed.
Like you're the only person in this room full of people waiting
that has a problem with this child breathing, man.
Like, let's keep it a buck. You just don't like kids because
what you're basically saying is make your child stop breathing.
And I don't think any parents going to willingly do that.
You know, call me crazy here, but I feel like some people
might love their kids and not want to tell them to stop
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breathing because it's making some lady annoyed.
Hey, Timmy, listen, we've had a good run, bud.
I've loved being your dad, but this lady is real pissed off
about the way you're breathing. So we're going to have to kibosh
that. So the kid and the dad are like,
what is your problem? And she says, well, let's just
see what the manager thinks in like, manager like goes up to
the desk. I need to speak to the manager
immediately. So this guy comes in from like
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working on cars. He's wiping his hands off with
an oil rag. And she's like, excuse me, yes,
those patrons over there are being very distracting to the
well-being of your other clients.
And I would very much appreciateit if they were immediately
removed from the premise. And like, all right, ho, when
you bring out the thesaurus, thethesaurus then like, I feel like
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your, your point is just kind ofdumb.
The more big words you have to use to make your argument, the
less your argument makes sense. Oh yes, the premises of the
overwhelming constituency of your customer database.
Like, bro, just say, yo, those guys are really annoying me.
I'm paying too. So I think they need to leave
the overwhelming constituency ofthe premises of the overwhelming
Autobot transform. You'll roll out like, Jesus,
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Karen, calm down. So she starts going off and the
manager is kind of like, lady, Iwork on cars, OK?
I don't even, what are you talking about?
Please slow it down. And she starts getting impatient
with him. Not in terms of the guy being
stupid for working on cars, but like 10 seconds ago I was
changing the brakes on a Ford and now you're telling me that
somebody's breathing means they have to get kicked off the
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premise. Please slow down and explain it
again, because I just came in here and don't know what's going
on, which is reasonable. And she starts like rolling her
eyes and accusing the manager ofbeing dumb.
Like, no wonder you're a mechanic.
Like, lady, you are asking this guy to kick someone out for you
and you're going to start calling him stupid?
What? And also, what is wrong with
being a mechanic, bro? I feel like if you know how to
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work on a car, you're a pretty smart person, bro.
I don't know how to do that. If you were ever like, yo, Ryan,
what's wrong with my car? It's not starting.
I'd be like, oh, man, probably the starting is not starting it. 00:29:02,440 That's what's wrong with it.
I don't know. So you know what?
I ain't going to flame no mechanic because they know more
about cars than I ever will. You know, the same way I know
more about YouTube than most people ever will.
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Like, just because somebody isn't smart the same way you're
smart because you like went to college and know how to write an
essay doesn't mean that they're an idiot.
All right, sorry that that was alittle bit of an unhinged rant,
but you get what I'm saying. So she starts like being all
condescending the mechanic like,are you too dumb to understand?
Oh, so the manager obviously is not on her side now and he's
like, all right, what's going on?
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So he asked the kids dad what's up?
And he's like, my son is sick. His nose is clogged so he has to
breathe out of his mouth. He's not being extremely loud,
but like yes, it is making noise.
I'm not going to deny that. Like you can't hear like, but
it's like he's not going out of his way to breathe like a
chainsaw. He's not snoring.
It's not like there's a hibernating bear underneath the
cars. Like there's no reason to be
this pressed. And she's telling him to stop
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breathing. And so the mechanic guys like,
ma'am, I can't tell this kid to stop breathing.
And she's like, well, can you tell them to go wait in the car? 00:30:01,080 He's like, no, I'm not going to
go tell them to go wait in the car because you don't like him
breathing. If you don't like the fact that
they're breathing, why don't yougo wait in the car?
And she's like, because you knowhow much I've done for this
company, like the fact that you would even have the nerve to
say, why do I think that I need to stay in here?
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You know how many times I've changed my oil here?
Like, you know, the typical Karen thing.
I'll take my business elsewhere,the threats like that.
And the thing about this oil change places, it wasn't like a
Pep Boys or a super corporate place.
So the manager was like, OK, take your business elsewhere
then. And the Karen is just standing
there gobsmacked. Like, excuse me?
And he's like, all right, take your business elsewhere.
Like, if you really don't like it, I'll have my guys take your
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car off the lift right now and you can take it to another shop. 00:30:42,000 And he opens the door and is
like, take it off the lift, starts taking her car down.
And she's immediately like, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, come
on. Like, I've already been here for
an hour. He's like, no, we won't charge
you. We'll put everything that back
the way we had it before. Since, you know, you don't want
to give us your services anymore.
That's totally your discretion. But I'm not going to ask people
to stop breathing in my lobby for you.
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So yeah, that's the vibes. Karen got riggity wrecked for
screaming out of kid for breathing.
And like, listen, I understand sometimes breathing might be
annoying, but going to the manager and being like, yo, tell
this kid to straight up stop breathing is a little bit too
far. And I also want to give kudos to
the manager dog for standing up to the Karen.
You, you don't want people to beable to bully you like that.
If any Karen walks in and tries to tell my kid to stop
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breathing, I'll be like, hey Karen, the only person who's
allowed to tell my kid to stop breathing is me.
So how about you mind your own business?
You know, I'm not playing games out here.
I'm ready for that. Obviously.
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Alien abductees of Reddit or people who have claimed to see a
UFO, what's your story? Ah yes, nothing should make a
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good video quite like listening to crazy people explaining their
alien theories. Hope you guys are having a
fantastic day. I know I am, and this should be
pretty damn entertaining. Let's get into it.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,all jokes aside, we should
probably get into some very scary people sharing their alien
abduction stories. I will put a link to the Reddit
thread down below. And yeah, let's do this.
First time I ever tried to writethis down.
First time telling the story to anyone outside the family.
I'm leaving out the time and location and some other details
because I'm still scared with what White happened with it
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publicly. I guess.
Summer before 8th grade, me and two of my friends snuck out at
midnight to go walk around the neighborhood and go see these
girls on the next block. We're having a sleepover.
We turn a corner in our neighborhood and there's this
huge black blimp shaped thing inthe sky, like the pictures of
the Hindenburg but bigger than that and as close if not closer. 00:33:29,560 Completely silent and at least
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the size of four to five football fields across.
No exaggeration, even though I was young.
We stare at it entranced, askingeach other over and over if we
see it, which we all agree that we do.
Standing there frozen in one place, it's like black polished
gun metal. No lights, no sound, no
anything. It's just hovering there and I
don't know what happened but time clearly jumps and next
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thing I remember is the craft shift slash government
experiment thing is gone and there's just a tiny white
barbell thing in the sky seemingly falling to the earth
with wisp of smoke coming off ofit.
Then 2 brand new black trucks with silver gearboxes in the
back like F1 fifties or S 10s but nicer came flying down the
neighborhood St. going about 70 in a residential 25 mile per
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hour neighborhood. Then after that I remember
walking home to one of my friends houses and going to bed
and at that point it was like 5 or 6 in the morning and the sun
was coming up. We all made a promise to tell my
dad in the morning because he worked for the city but we never
did. I don't know what happened but
later in my life one of my friends who was there, the other
was my best friend and we sort of made an unspoken pact and
never talk about it. I don't know how or why we did
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that. We all grew up and I sort of
lost touch with them too. It's all fun and games when
you're sneaking out to go to a girl's house until like an alien
spacecraft comes over the top ofyou and makes you jump through
time. I love how casually he's writing
about this in the Reddit thread.He's like, yeah, you know, one
time I literally time traveled due to an alien spaceship.
That cock blocked me when I was in 7th grade.
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No big deal. We did reconnect over Facebook
and such over the years, but it was like there was something
between us that none of us wanted to touch or talk about.
Looking back on it now, there's no way we could have been the
only ones to see it. It wasn't that late at night and
it was over a heavily populated suburb of a major city.
The idea of this has always scared me more than any other
possible abduction scenario, that there were others that were
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all voluntarily suffering from some sort of collective amnesia. 00:35:26,120 Except in how we're not.
I've thought about hypnosis, butthat scares me too.
Plus I'm not sure I'd trust the results.
I was just a kid then, and I'm not sure if I could trust the
hypnotist. What I do know, again, is that
there's no way it was just the three of us who saw it.
We're talking about a huge thinghovering in the sky directly
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above hundreds of houses just after midnight on a summer
weekend. Again, nothing on the news,
nothing in the paper, nothing onthe TV, no words spoken about it
again by anyone. This is a true story.
I'm a little older than average around here and I know what a
creepypasta and stuff like that is, but this happened and
there's no way I'm the only one who remembers it.
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
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Dude. That is a terrifying idea that
like 700 people saw this UFO andnow they're just collectively
all having this weird paralysis where none of them can talk
about it. Uh, yeah.
Like, imagine if there was anything else like that.
You know, like we all actually do.
Remember this weird episode of SpongeBob where he gets
kidnapped and taken to the Bikini Bottom Bottom?
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Yeah, good thing we're all just imagining that though, right?
Real talk though, the thing about UFO's that scares me is
that no matter how you talk about them, you sound like a
crazy person. Like this person had to make an
entirely other account just to talk about this because people
would definitely judge you if you said this out of nowhere.
Oh yeah, one time I got collective amnesia and time
traveled. Everybody would be like oh
that's cool. Do you need to check into a
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mental hospital little buddy? My mom tells a story of her and
her friend, let's call her friend Lisa.
When my mom and Lisa were teenagers, they were up on the
roof of Lisa's house and they see a bright light in the sky.
Next thing they know, the light is gone.
Thing is, they think they've been on the roof for 15 minutes
but something like 3 hours had passed.
My mom doesn't remember anythingabout what happened during that
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time and list Lisa simply refuses to talk about it.
She would answer my mom with things like I don't know and
just drop it for a long time. So a couple months later, mom
moves away and loses contact with Lisa for about 10 years.
She finally meets up again and immediately notices something is
odd with Lisa. Lisa appears very distance to
her in a very dreamy de manner, like she was really happy and at
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peace for no good reason. And after they talked for a bit,
Lisa brings up the incident on the roof and mom says she still
doesn't remember it. But Lisa remembers.
She remembers everything. She said that at first it was
all in bits and pieces and she couldn't remember any of it.
Clearly. She was confused and scared and
wanted to avoid discussing it. Then as I'm time passed, she
began to remember more of it. Yeah, hell no.
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I'm pretty sure your friend Lisais just hiding the fact that her
and your mom ended up going on like a bank robbing spree and
then she got the you'd like the gadget from Men in Black to make
her forget everything. How does your mom just move on
so easily? Like 3 hours go missing in the
middle of the night, the friendsacting all sketchy and won't
tell you what happened, and you just drop it and move.
I don't think I could do all that.
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I'd be like, listen here, what the hell happened during those 3
hours 10 years ago? OK.
Because clearly something's beengoing on.
She remembers it all clear, and she remembers the other three
times she was abducted after that as well.
At first they paralyzed her somehow and did all sorts of
invasive experiments on her, butby the most recent time they
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stopped probing her and began totalk with her.
They didn't speak English or anyother human language, but she
could understand everything theysaid, even though she can't
speak their language herself. Apparently.
They told her all sorts of stuff, stuff about space, Earth
itself, and most shockingly predicted years beforehand that
she would get pregnant in a specific year and that it would
be still stillborn and that she would never be able to have
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children again. They also told her that it was
not their fault, and they even made an attempt to save her from
this fate, but they were unsuccessful.
They also told her that they hadabducted my mother another time
after that first an incident, and my mom says she has no
recollection of any other potential abductions, but she
does have recurring nightmares of being abducted and she's
almost sure that they're just nightmares.
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Anyways, Lisa tells my mom everytime she speaks with them, she
comes to understand the truth more and more.
And when my mom inquires what the truth is, Lisa, Lisa says
you'll know eventually. And that once she learned of the
truth, everything became wonderful.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Lisa seems great, but we're
shooting her out of a cannon into space.
We just can't take the risk. Like, she's definitely an alien
robot now. They took her and replaced her.
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Dude, do you understand how creepy that is?
We've been abducted many times. And soon you, too, will know the
truth. Learn the truth, and everything
becomes wonderful. Yeah, No, that sounds like the
worst idea ever. We need to find Lisa.
Just put her in a really big cannon.
And and blaster in the space hadnever come back because I don't
need to know what the truth is. OK if it involves me getting
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kidnapped by aliens, I really just would prefer not to
experience that. I can't say for sure what
happened to me that night, but here's what I know.
I was driving home for the weekend from school at Indiana
University. It takes me about two hours to
get home and I left Bloomington at around 10:00 PM at exactly
1053. I'm on a rule stretch of the two
lane highway. I take home and notice what
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appeared to be flashing lights behind me.
I thought great, I'm getting. Pulled over so I turned on the
next country Rd. about 1/4 mile from where I noticed the lights
and as the car came to a stop I started to open my glove box to
get out registration and proof of insurance and the lights
suddenly disappeared and no car drove past.
Now here's where the story takesa turn for the weird.
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I'm sure you guys will think I'mjust making it all up because it
does really seem like straight out of a typical UFOUFO movie or
something. The electronics in my car start
to go haywire, the radios randomly changing stations while
the volume kept going up and down while the Dome light starts
to flicker and turn off and on. This was at 10:56 and I started
to think to myself that my battery must be failing or I
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have a short somewhere in the electric system of my car.
So I leaned down to pop the hoodof my car so I can take a look
at the battery and that's the last thing I remember doing.
The next thing I know I opened my eyes and see nothing but the
night sky full of bright stars. It was cold and it seemed like
I'd never seen stars that brightin my entire life.
I sat up and looked around and saw absolutely nothing.
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Nothing at all. I was in the middle of a field
surrounded by corn stalks leftover from a recent harvest,
and as I started to come to my senses, I started to freak out.
Where am I? Why am I asleep in the field?
Where's my car? I got up and started walking
towards the distant headlights Icould see from the road about
1/2 mile away. Yeah, people wonder why I never
want to go outside and then poststories on Reddit about how they
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were just driving down the road and wake up in the middle of a
cornfield because aliens abducted them.
Yeah, you wonder why kids aren'tgoing outside these days.
Government. That's why.
You can't protect me from Flagnar and Boopy from Planet
Flubblecock from taking me from from our planet.
All right, So no, I'm not going to side.
I'm pretty sure aliens can't take you from inside, right?
It's against the rules. When I got to the nearest
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intersection, I looked at the signs which read 350 N and 50 WI
was half a mile from my car, which was just right off the
main road. I started walking towards the
headlights I could see on the road and I can't say how long it
took me to walk the half a mile but it couldn't have been more
than 10 or 15 minutes. When I arrived at my car all the
lights were out and my battery had died which struck me as odd
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because I couldn't have been gone that long.
I looked at my phone and which was sitting on the passenger
seat and the time is 2:17 AM. Over 3 hours had passed since I
turned off onto the side Rd. with the flashing lights behind
me and I remember sitting in my car completely dumbfounded
wondering what the hell had justhappened to me.
After about half an hour of justsitting there, I remember that
my battery was dead, so I got onthe phone and called AAA to come
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out and give me a jump. It took about an hour for them
to get out to me since I was a good distance away from the
nearest town, during which time I just sat in silence, running
through the possible scenarios in my head concerning what had
just happened. To this day, I couldn't really
tell you what happened to me that night.
All I know is I can't think of any plausible explanation as to
why I woke up over half a mile away from my car in the middle
of a cornfield more than three hours after I'd stopped.
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I've only shared this person with one other person, my uncle,
and I'm sure people would even look at me like I'm crazy or
they would call me nuts on the whole story.
And I can't blame them. If somebody came up to me with a
story like that that so closely mirrors a typical encounter, I
probably wouldn't believe them either.
And this, my friends, is the worst tourism poster for Indiana
you've ever seen. Don't go to Indiana and drive on
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freeways because you might wake up 50 feet away in a cornfield
from your car after being abducted by aliens.
Definitely is not like a fantastic slogan at all.
I would say I feel like that gets the wrong type of people in
your camp. You know, the people that are
pulling up to Indiana are like, yeah, please take me and pro me. 00:43:46,680 I love aliens.
But regardless, guys, I think that's going to do it for the
video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
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I know this one was a little bitdifferent.
I was just watching a documentary about aliens earlier
today and was like, yo, I'ma tell some alien stories on
scrubs because I felt like it. So yeah, hopefully you enjoyed.
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in Indiana because apparently out there they're really just
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trying to kidnap you. Oh and Lisa, if you are watching
this, the alien Lord wants you home.
Please return, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hotand hopefully I'll see you guys
all tomorrow with another video that should be out of this world
and I'm out. Peace.
What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
And if you're having a fantasticday, I can promise you that it's
about to get even better becausetoday I have a story for you
guys about some emo kids that just tried to fight me pretty
recently actually. You know, it was just a a normal
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day where I was chilling and apparently these kids had some
beef. But hey, you know it's just a
normal day in the life. That's just how it is when you
make fun of things that are cringe.
Sometimes the cringe wants to fight back, but I will not fade
into the night, for I am a superhero.
Like Batman versus cringe. And yeah, without making more of
a fool of myself, let's get intothis video.
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All right, so this is actually one of my last, like, normal
interactions with society beforequarantine started.
So it's back in January, which Isaid it's recent.
I guess it's not now, but like, quarantine time just moves
differently. Dude, I'm telling you, 2020 time
doesn't feel real. Like, yeah, it's the middle of
July. But do any of us actually
believe that these last, you know, couple months have even
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been real? I don't think so.
So I'm sorry for saying it's recent.
It was my last interaction with like society though that is
really memorable. And it was the last time I also
went to a GameStop and I'll probably never go to a GameStop
again, mainly because I don't know if they're going to exist
after this. Like apparently they filed for
bankruptcy or whatever. So rest in peace, GameStop, you
know, I guess no more stories about crazy people at GameStop.
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But anyways, I had gone to GameStop because I had needed a
power cord for an old Xbox. I found an Xbox 360 under my bed
and was like, yo, I'm going to set this up and play some old
call of duties, but I needed to get a power cord for it.
So I've gone to GameStop to see if they had one.
And while I was there, I walked in and the person behind the
counter happened to have been somebody that I used to play
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video games with in high school.And we were just talking and
catching up and like we were never close.
We were just talking about what's going on.
And it was me, him and these twokids in the corner of the store
that had the traditional emo haircut.
You know, the, the bowl cut swoop with like the studded belt
that the traditional emo look. And I used to be an emo kid.
So like, I didn't really judge anything by it.
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They were just kind of standing in the corner.
And I'm just talking to the dudeand I'm like, yeah, you know,
just saying how life's been going.
He's like, how's things been going?
And at the time, coronavirus hadn't like smited everything
out of existence. And I was like, oh, things are
going great. You know, I told him about my
YouTube channel and everything like that.
I'm like, life's going great and.
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One of the emo. Kids, when I said life's going
great, like scoffed like, like, you know, like that, but loudly
enough so that I would hear him.And I kind of turned and looked
at him and I was like, excuse me, you know, cuz like, listen,
I hadn't said anything to you guys, but look, if I'm catching
up with somebody, regardless of whether or not you like what
people are saying when like they're catching up with
somebody, there's no reason to scoff like that.
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That's just unnecessary. So I'm like, is everything all
right, dude? And he's like, I just think it's
a little bit ridiculous to say that life is great.
Like do you understand what it'slike to live in this crappy
country? And I'm like, all right, dude,
I'm sorry. Like I didn't mean to frustrate
you. My bad.
I I'm sorry. My life's been just particularly
good at us. It's not like a statement, you
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know, I wasn't trying to be like, ah, this country is the
best. Like I was literally saying my
life's been going good. And he's like, yeah, well, you
do realize life is meaningless, right?
Like you're just some pawn and somebody's scheme and like,
you're going to work for the rest of your life and die.
And like, dude, listen, I, I don't know what this is about
emo kids sometimes, But like, ifyou want to hate your life,
that's totally your choice. It's a dumb choice.
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I think hating life is kind of ridiculous.
You only got 1. You should live it up while you
got it, you know? But like, if you're going to
hate life, that's your choice. But there's no need to bum
everybody else out and bring theenergy down for everybody else.
You know, everybody else just trying to eat some crumpets,
some croissants for breakfast. And you're like, croissants are
meaningless. Even if you eat them, you'll
only poop them out. So if you think about it,
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everything in life is pointless.It's like, oh, OK, dude, some
things are pointless, but some things are fun.
Playing video games kind of pointless.
Some stuff's just fun. So whatever.
I'm kind of like, oh, you must be a bunch of fun at parties,
which, you know, I've used that response before.
It's usually a lie response to somebody who's just killing the
vibe, you know, like, oh, you know, and the point isn't to
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make them feel bad, but it's just to make them aware of,
like, the fact that they are killing the fun.
And the response to this is the other emo kids, Like, yeah,
parties. We don't go to those.
Like, yeah, that's ridiculous tofake social circles.
Like these kids are going off with the most.
I'm 14 and this is deep stuff you've ever seen.
Like, it really was like, these kids went to a meme page about
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the cringe of stuff you could say when you think that you're
deep and figured out life, but in reality, you're just like a
little kid who doesn't know anything about anything, you
know? Oh, everything's meaningless.
Everything's stupid, fake socialcircles.
Yeah. OK, dude, I'm sure, yes, you
don't hate parties because you never get invited to them.
It's definitely because you're too cool.
I'm sure you get invited to tonsand you just say no, Right.
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Like, come on, come on. And now both the emo kids are
being a little bit ridiculous. And so I kind of look at the guy
who's supposed to be getting in this power cord.
I'm like, whatever, they didn't have it.
And I'm like, I'll leave. Do you know who could?
And he's like, Nah, you might have to just order it on Amazon. 00:05:25,640 And I'm like, yeah, I was just
kind of hoping to get it today because I impulsively found the
Xbox. You know, like, I could have
ordered it on Amazon. But when I found it, I was like,
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yo, I want to play the old Call of Duty.
So I decided to try to just get it right then.
So I go to leave the store and just go back to my car and go
home, which is what normal people do when they don't buy
something from a store. And as I'm leaving, the two emo
kids, like, walk out with me andthey're like, yo, dude, do you
have a problem? And I'm like, listen, you
scoffed at what I had to say. I, I understand that you hate
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your life. And obviously it's very hard.
No, I don't have a problem. And they're like, because we can
settle this problem right now and crack their knuckles And I
look at both of them and I size them up and like, I'm bigger
than them. And I just asked, I'm like, how
old are you guys? And the small one says like, oh,
I'm 14. And that one says like 16, like,
no, I'm not going to fight you guys.
Like, why are you scared? And to be honest, no, it's not
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that I'm afraid. It's just like, I'm not trying
to go to jail. You know, there's this thing
called you can't hit kids. Like that's the law.
And some kids deserve it. Don't get me wrong.
Not a lot of them, not a lot of them.
Some of them, absolutely. I think that's an indisputable
fact, Like absolutely. So I tell them, no, I'm not
going to fight you because I'm not trying to go to jail.
And they're like, oh, what? Are you like?
Afraid. Yeah.
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I'm afraid of jail. Yes.
Yes. I'm a logical human being.
Yes. And they're like, yeah, you're
just a cog in the machine. Like you're a cog in the
machine. Work until you die, just like
everybody else. You little, you cog.
You, you cog in the machine. Which I think they thought was
going to get like, a really big reaction out of me, you know,
like, make me be. Oh, don't call me that bad.
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I'm not in the machine. But like, yeah, man, your
society is pretty cool. I kind of like it.
You know, that machine produces Marvel movies and that machine
produces, like, Lucky Charms andstuff.
So some of the machine is cool. So sometimes I like to be a part
of it. Yeah.
You know, if you don't like the machine, that's cool, man.
That's really cool. But considering you're wearing
jeans that you bought at the mall, that's just kind of a
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weird thing. Like, you're going to call me a
cog. Like you weren't just shopping
in a GameStop. What are you?
And that amount of logic, I think just, like, broke their
brain because the emo kid just, like, gets up or tries to get in
my face, I should say. Like he keep in mind, you know,
this is the 14 year old that's trying to get in my face.
And so he's like standing up on me, on his tippy toes, still not
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in my face because I'm not trying to lie.
I'm kind of tall. And he's like, we can settle
this right now. Like quit with the words, man,
do you want to settle this or not?
I'm like, I'm not going to fightyou.
And I'm like smiling and laughing because like, it's just
so funny. This kid is on his tippy toes in
my face. And like, listen, for anybody
out there who's going to comment, like, oh, you should
have fought a man. Like that's crazy.
Yeah, I'm, I'm not going to jailover a kid in GameStop who wants
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to fight me, especially not a kid that thinks calling me a cog
in the machine is going to like break me and cry.
Anybody that got over there watching the Matrix phrase or
Matrix phase is, is OK? Like, Nah, my honor can be
harmed by a kid yelling at me because the the danger that
comes with fighting him is definitely worse.
So I guess on a technicality, I did get punked by these emo
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kids, dude. But like, as they're up in my
face and I'm, I'm laughing, they're like, yeah, you're
scared. And I'm like, dude, I'm
literally laughing. He's like, yeah, then why won't
you hit me? I'm like, why don't you hit me?
You know, you know why I can't hit you?
You're a kid. Hit me like that way.
It's self-defense. And they're like, no, I'm not
going to hit you that that's weak.
Like throwing the first punches for for weaklings.
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I'm like, oh, OK, listen, so youjust told me that I'm a punk for
not hitting you, but I told you to hit me and you just said no.
So like what? What's the deal?
Am I strong for not hitting you first?
And I can see his brain like kind of trying to understand
what I just said and how he's like making himself look stupid. 00:09:06,080 He's like, whatever, I'm over
this. And he like goes to his friend
and like, let's get out of here.And they walk over to this bike
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rack and there's like 2 BMX bikes, right?
And they hop on him trying to look all cool.
But the only problem is, and this isn't an insult to BMX
riders because I I really respect the craft, but there's
really no way to angrily ride a bicycle, you know, like there's
there's really just no way to look cool while angrily really
riding a bike. It's just impossible.
Try to imagine it. You can't do it the way you have
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to like sway back and forth witha mad face, like it's just a
funny visual. So they're trying to like ride
the bike away all mad And the emo kid who tried to like get up
in my face. That's mind I broke.
I think it is, you know, lookingback at me, seeing if I'm still
looking and he sees that I'm still looking.
So he tries to show off and do atrick.
And there was like this little curb.
So he tries to like Bunny hop off the curb on his bike and I
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don't know how he manages to do it, but like when he lands, his
foot slides off the pedal and stomps onto the ground.
And then like he stops with the bike, keeps going and he eats
it, man. Like literally eats it.
Karma basically got him pretty damn quick.
Dude couldn't even get out of the parking lot while angrily
lighting his bicycle without messing up.
So I laughed as loudly as I could.
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I don't know if he heard it, I hope he could.
But hey man, if for whatever reason you know you're watching
this, I hope it hurt. I hope you got Rd.
Rash on your knee, and I don't feel bad for wishing that on
you. So yeah, technically I got
punked by a bunch of emo kids inthe parking lot of a GameStop
because I wasn't trying to go tojail, but that's life sometimes,
you know? You got to do what you got to
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do. I did end up ordering that corn
on Amazon and I've been playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 on
the 360 though, and it's been pretty fun.
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What's going on guys it's your boy scrub here back again with
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another video. Hope you guys are all having an
absolutely fantastic day. I I know I am today.
I've got a pretty fun story timefor you guys.
It's from my senior year of highschool basically.
In one of my. Classes, I had one of those
girls that always has to interject herself into like
every conversation and try to beright for absolutely no reason.
I don't know if you guys have those in your school too dude,
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but I had guys and girls in my school for whatever reason would
just like overhear a conversation in class and feel
the need to jump in. And on this particular time, I
got to make somebody look very dumb because they just joined
the conversation without all theinformation.
And yeah, felt good to embarrasshim in front of the class.
Because if you're gonna try to make me look stupid and I
reverse switch a ruet on you, that's kind of a W.
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So without further ado, let's get into it.
It's not good mass racking or ass.
Brazilian just turned 21 but my banks a million swear I'm a
little. Drunk, but is.
That All right, So as I've said,this story takes place in my
senior year. I was just in a class with like
a couple of my friends at one ofthose group table things, you
know, when they put 4 desks together and somehow I think one
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of my friends brought up like the greatest rappers of all
time. And I am by no means an expert,
but you know, when people start talking about something at the
table, I'm not going to like getup and run away.
When my friend brought up who's the greatest rapper of all the
time, I wasn't like, I't an expert.
I ran away. I was just kind of sitting at
the table listening to their conversation and they're all
just kind of sitting there talking about rappers and
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whatnot, going through all the great ones.
And they start talking about Eminem.
Because whether or not you agreethat he's like one of the
greatest, I personally think he's up there.
He's not the GOAT to me personally.
But like when you're having a conversations about the greatest
rappers of all time, you kind ofjust have to bring him up
because like it or not, he did change rap like a crap ton and
he's good. Anyways, obviously we end up
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having to talk about Eminem whenyou're talking about the
greatest rappers of all time. And as we start talking about
it, I realized that this girl atthe table to our right whose
name in Rebecca is looking superheated.
Like every time they give a compliment to Eminem, dude, she
just starts looking angrier and angrier.
And Rebecca was the type of girlwho would get up in your
business. She disagreed with anything that
you said because she was honest,but in reality, she just wanted
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attention. Like Rebecca was the type of
girl to remind the teacher therewas homework while also trying
to throw a hamster in the microwave.
Like this chick was just straight up crazy and would do
literally anything for attention.
So once she realized that we were talking about Eminem and
she had a way to like, try to look good, she started paying
attention and getting herself all riled up.
And sure enough, my friend Evan is saying something about how,
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like, Eminem was just, like, iconic in the early 2000s, and
no one can argue with that. And she stands up in, like,
yells in front of the entire class that we should all be
ashamed of ourselves for supporting such a terrible
person. And, you know, starts listing
off, like, all these bad things Eminem have done.
And listen, I'm sure he's done some bad stuff.
I'm not denying that. But I didn't say I was voting
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for the guy for president, dude.All I said was that he makes
good rap music. Like, I, I hate this argument.
Oh, you guys do know that Y&W Melly did bad things.
Yeah. And he's in jail now for those
bad things. But listen, the music's already
made. So, like, what am I gonna do?
Not listen to it. And Eminem, by comparison, has
done, like, nothing compared to people like that.
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm sure he said some
really horrible stuff, But I feel like every rapper has just
said some really horrible stuff.I don't know what it is about
that genre, But, like, back in the early 2000s, rap was an
edgy, edgy, edgy place. Anyway, she starts telling us
that, like, we shouldn't want togrow up to be just like Eminem.
Once again, I never said that I did like when when in this
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conversation, we ever said that we all want to be just like
Eminem is beyond me. But after saying all of that and
everybody looking at us, she then goes on to say, and I'm not
kidding you, that like people like Cardi B exist.
And you do realize that there's so much better to look up to and
they spread such a positive message and all this stuff.
And listen, no disrespect to Cardi B bro, but you cannot sit
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here and unironically tell me that Cardi B is a good role
model. Dude first of all I don't want
the real Shady to be my role model and if anyone is a good
role model it's not that one. Like unironically her argument
was that we should stop talking about Eminem and just give Cardi
B the crown of greatest rapper of all time because she was
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nicer. What?
And even then, Cardi B is it nicer?
Dude let's not forget all the horrible things Cardi B has
done. And look, I I don't really
listen to Cardi B's music. I'm sure plenty of rappers have
done bad things but don't make the argument that she's somehow
how better than all these other rappers as a role model dude.
And when I'm talking about the greatest rappers of all time, I
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am not putting WAP on the same level as 2014 Forest Hills Drive
by J. Cole.
Like it's just not in the same bucket list.
Even if you really love Cardi B,please tell me you're not dumb
enough to genuinely think that Cardi B is the greatest rapper
of all time. Like if you believe that, I
don't know what to tell you. You're just detached from
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reality. You are living in the Matrix,
bro. Neo will find you one day, but
at this point your brain is gone.
Like I genuinely do know, do notknow what to do with somebody
who refuses to just accept the truth at that point anyways,
obviously there's this big scenenow everybody's paying attention
to us because she was just yelling at us that we're
horrible people and Cardi BS thebest and da da da da da da da da
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da. So whatever.
I feel like using a rapper as a role model in general just isn't
a good idea just because it seems weird for me to sit here
and be like, oh, I want to be just like Offset when I grow up. 00:17:42,560 But you know, to each your own.
Regardless. If you want to be just like
Cardi BI, guess that's on you. Plus, we all know that like kids
who had Eminem as their idol idol we're always a little bit
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weird. Like the kids dyeing their hair
to be Slim Shady. He wrote a whole song about how
creepy some of his fans are. Dude, I'm not saying that I'm
that type of person for Eminem, but if you're willing to stand
up in class and scream about Cardi B, you clearly have like a
Cardi B stand account on Twitter.
You know, regardless, at the time, Bodak Yellow had just come
out. So I look at Rebecca and I was
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like, oh, Cardi B is a good rolemodel.
And she looks at me and crosses her arm and says, yeah, duh.
So I asked her another question and this is when I got her, bro. 00:18:22,040 I got to make her look so dumb.
Keep in mind she got all of the classes attention on us.
I wasn't the one yelling. And I say, all right, so her
lyrics are inspirational and like stuff that you want to do.
And she goes, yes, they're very inspirational.
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Which listen? Oh, come on, bro.
Like most lyrics and songs are not inspirational.
There might be a bar every now and then in most rap people
songs that is kind of inspirational.
For the most part. Rap is usually like flexing and
talking about all the cool things you have.
You know, every now and then there's an inspirational song
and that's OK. That's just what the genre is.
The same way most rock music is just about talking about having
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a good time. But you cannot tell me that
Cardi B's lyrics are inspirational, dude.
Especially when Bodak Yellow washer biggest song.
So I, I basically quote the linewhere she says something about
like gonna let all these women know that their men aren't safe,
implying that she was going to steal her boyfriends.
And so I look at her and I'm like, oh, are you going to go
around and steal all of your friends boyfriends?
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I don't know. That seems kind of messed up to
me. Like, I, I think you might be
the one with the bad role model.And she gets all bright red
because she realized that she's looking stupid now because this
girl doesn't actually know any Cardi B lyrics, and she's coming
on here talking about like. She's.
So inspirational. So obviously now she's looking
pretty Dang foolish. And she, like, tries to defend
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herself. She says something along the
lines of like, well, not every lyric.
And I was like, yeah, exactly. I don't agree with every Eminem
lyric. So how about you sit down and
mind your own business because this conversation had nothing to
do with you. And she, like, gets all quiet,
looks around the class and everybody's just kind of staring
at her, bro. And she realizes she's stuck.
And she sat back down. Man, that, that that was the
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vibe. I'm not going to be not going to
lie, I was not expecting that when she sat down, I felt like I
had the power of the Thanos, like the snapping.
I don't know, man. Apparently some people are just
really out here thinking that Cardi B.
Is better than Eminem regardlessguys, that's going to do it for
the video. I do have a little surprise
though. I went ahead and got some like
Xbox and PSN gift cards to just say thank you for you guys for
being so supportive of the channel recently.
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If you're new and you want to subscribe, that would be sick.
Pressing the like button would also help, but I'm gonna throw
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Whoever gets them first gets them first.
I'm sorry, but yeah just a little thank you for being
supportive of the channel. Other than that guys, I do just
want to take a second to say thank you.
I do appreciate it. If you wouldn't mind taking a
little bit to press the like button and comment down below,
let's go Go ahead and comment Cardi B down below.
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subscriber story that was sent in about a Karen getting
absolutely big mad about something that you really can't
do much about which is breathing.
The person who sent me this had a Karen confronting them being
like, why are you breathing? And Karen, I hate to break it to
you, OK, but there really is notmuch that somebody can do about
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their breathing. I know, I know it's annoying,
but they have to stay alive. And regardless, it is going to
be a pretty fun, entertaining video.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
I. Don't want you moving on now.
Can't lie. Say it wasn't good before.
Yeah. Swear, baby, you don't want
that. I adore you.
Make you happy. Swear.
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There's nothing I want more. Yeah.
Anyways, the person who sent me in this story was apparently
with their dad getting an oil change in the car, which, you
know, I feel bad that you were dragged to that.
All right? It's almost as bad as your mom
dragging you to the grocery store.
So a moment of silence for our fallen soldier.
And ANYWAYS, they had just like a stuffed nose, so they had to
breathe out of their mouth. And this is before the Rona, so
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no mask situation. So they were just breathing out
of their mouth because their nose was clogged.
And listen, anybody who's ever had a clogged nose, nose that
was, that was a weird sentence. Anybody who's ever had a clogged
nose is aware of the fact that like when you are no longer able
to breathe out of your nose, youmiss it so much, dude.
Like whenever you unclog your nose and can breathe out of your
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nose for the first time after being sick, it feels amazing.
So whenever I see somebody like with a clogged nose breathing in
public, my first thought isn't that they're purposely trying
to, you know, annoy me with their super weird breathing
mouth that just to piss me off. I usually usually just assume
that they're sick and got a clogged nose.
But anyways, this person has a clogged nose.
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So they're breathing out of their mouth.
And for whatever reason in this like mechanic shop where they're
getting the oil change, there's this lady just mad dogging him
for breathing like every time hegoes, you know, and it's there
is a noise, but it's not like it's, you know, the loudest
thing ever. She is just staring at him and
like rolling her eyes and being extremely just like dismissive
of this dude. And once again, I understand,
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like repetitive noises can be annoying, but it's not like he's
sitting here, like, you know, he's not like moaning.
He's just breathing a little bitheavier than normal because he
can't breathe out of his nose. It's not this dude's fault.
And she just starts like audiblyevery time he's breathing.
So he looks at her and he's like, what?
You know, he says what? And she's like, I just think
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it's a little bit inconsiderate the way that you're breathing
right now. You know, it's a little
distracting. And he's like, I'm sorry, I have
a clogged nose. I have to breathe out of my
mouth. And she's like, well, you know,
like I've heard, I've read studies that mouth breathing is
actually really bad for you. So maybe in the future you
should just not have a clogged nose.
(24:13):
Wow. Thanks, Karen.
Oh my God. Wow.
Wow. Beautiful, beautiful advice
coming in from the Karen here. Thank you so much.
You know, everybody out there who's poor, just take this
Karen's advice. Maybe just don't be if you're
homeless, just buy a house. It's really that simple.
You guys are just overthinking all your problems.
So whatever. She's like accusing him of
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breathing too badly. So he once again is like, well,
I'm sorry. You know, I'm sick, I can't help
it. And at this point, he's sitting
with his dad and his dad is kindof like, what what is going on?
And so the lady's like, your sonhere apparently is too dumb to
figure out how to breathe through his nose like a normal
person. And he goes, well, my son's
sick. Like he can't breathe through
his nose. It's clogged.
And the Karen is like, well, that's no excuse.
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What? What if that's not an excuse?
Literally what else could ever be an excuse other than my nose
is? Literally plugged air can't get. 00:25:05,360 Into my nose.
Well, that's not an excuse not to get air into your nose.
Well, it kind of is, dude. It's like, can you come see me?
I don't have a car. Well, if you really wanted to
see me, you could walk. Dude, it's, it's a 70 mile walk. 00:25:18,600 Yeah, well, you could.
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You just don't want to. So obviously this kid and his
dad are like, perplexed because somebody just telling you to do
something you can't do. Like what?
What are you supposed to say that, you know, walk up to a kid
in a wheelchair? Just get up and walk?
You could do it. You just you, you could, you're
just too dumb to figure it out. It's like, bro, that's not how
it works sometimes. So they're just kind of looking
at her weird. And then she goes, oh, are you
guys both too stupid to use yourwords?
(25:39):
Hello. And starts like snapping her
fingers at them. And there is something so
aggravating about somebody snapping their fingers at you.
I don't know what it is, but like, if you snap your fingers
at me, I am not liable if I, youknow, just bite off your finger
like a carrot. Is that true?
By the way, I've always read that like humans could bite off
a finger like a carrot. They just choose not to.
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But I, I, I like to think that fingers are tougher than a
carrot because carrots are not very tough.
Anyway, she's like, hello. And so the dad gets up at this
point, he's like, ma'am, what isyour problem?
You know, she's like, my problemis people like you who are
inconsiderate of others. And it's like, how are you going
to call anyone inconsiderate of others if this kid is sick and
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you're just telling him to breathe through his nose?
Like, is that not the most inconsiderate thing you could
possibly do? Hey, I know you're sick, but
take this kid. I'm going to kick you in the
shin. How dare you interrupt my my
nice waiting for my oil change. That's the thing to like you're
waiting for an oil change, lady.They have music playing.
It's not like his breathing could have been that bad.
And if it was that bad to that point, then like I think the
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staff or other people that were sitting there are annoyed.
Like you're the only person in this room full of people waiting
that has a problem with this child breathing, man.
Like, let's keep it a buck. You just don't like kids because
what you're basically saying is make your child stop breathing.
And I don't think any parents going to willingly do that.
You know, call me crazy here, but I feel like some people
might love their kids and not want to tell them to stop
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breathing because it's making some lady annoyed.
Hey, Timmy, listen, we've had a good run, bud.
I've loved being your dad, but this lady is real pissed off
about the way you're breathing. So we're going to have to kibosh
that. So the kid and the dad are like,
what is your problem? And she says, well, let's just
see what the manager thinks in like, manager like goes up to
the desk. I need to speak to the manager
immediately. So this guy comes in from like
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working on cars. He's wiping his hands off with
an oil rag. And she's like, excuse me, yes,
those patrons over there are being very distracting to the
well-being of your other clients.
And I would very much appreciateit if they were immediately
removed from the premise. And like, all right, ho, when
you bring out the thesaurus, thethesaurus then like, I feel like
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your, your point is just kind ofdumb.
The more big words you have to use to make your argument, the
less your argument makes sense. Oh yes, the premises of the
overwhelming constituency of your customer database.
Like, bro, just say, yo, those guys are really annoying me.
I'm paying too. So I think they need to leave
the overwhelming constituency ofthe premises of the overwhelming
Autobot transform. You'll roll out like, Jesus,
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Karen, calm down. So she starts going off and the
manager is kind of like, lady, Iwork on cars, OK?
I don't even, what are you talking about?
Please slow it down. And she starts getting impatient
with him. Not in terms of the guy being
stupid for working on cars, but like 10 seconds ago I was
changing the brakes on a Ford and now you're telling me that
somebody's breathing means they have to get kicked off the
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premise. Please slow down and explain it
again, because I just came in here and don't know what's going
on, which is reasonable. And she starts like rolling her
eyes and accusing the manager ofbeing dumb.
Like, no wonder you're a mechanic.
Like, lady, you are asking this guy to kick someone out for you
and you're going to start calling him stupid?
What? And also, what is wrong with
being a mechanic, bro? I feel like if you know how to
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work on a car, you're a pretty smart person, bro.
I don't know how to do that. If you were ever like, yo, Ryan,
what's wrong with my car? It's not starting.
I'd be like, oh, man, probably the starting is not starting it. 00:29:02,440 That's what's wrong with it.
I don't know. So you know what?
I ain't going to flame no mechanic because they know more
about cars than I ever will. You know, the same way I know
more about YouTube than most people ever will.
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Like, just because somebody isn't smart the same way you're
smart because you like went to college and know how to write an
essay doesn't mean that they're an idiot.
All right, sorry that that was alittle bit of an unhinged rant,
but you get what I'm saying. So she starts like being all
condescending the mechanic like,are you too dumb to understand?
Oh, so the manager obviously is not on her side now and he's
like, all right, what's going on?
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So he asked the kids dad what's up?
And he's like, my son is sick. His nose is clogged so he has to
breathe out of his mouth. He's not being extremely loud,
but like yes, it is making noise.
I'm not going to deny that. Like you can't hear like, but
it's like he's not going out of his way to breathe like a
chainsaw. He's not snoring.
It's not like there's a hibernating bear underneath the
cars. Like there's no reason to be
this pressed. And she's telling him to stop
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breathing. And so the mechanic guys like,
ma'am, I can't tell this kid to stop breathing.
And she's like, well, can you tell them to go wait in the car? 00:30:01,080 He's like, no, I'm not going to
go tell them to go wait in the car because you don't like him
breathing. If you don't like the fact that
they're breathing, why don't yougo wait in the car?
And she's like, because you knowhow much I've done for this
company, like the fact that you would even have the nerve to
say, why do I think that I need to stay in here?
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You know how many times I've changed my oil here?
Like, you know, the typical Karen thing.
I'll take my business elsewhere,the threats like that.
And the thing about this oil change places, it wasn't like a
Pep Boys or a super corporate place.
So the manager was like, OK, take your business elsewhere
then. And the Karen is just standing
there gobsmacked. Like, excuse me?
And he's like, all right, take your business elsewhere.
Like, if you really don't like it, I'll have my guys take your
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car off the lift right now and you can take it to another shop. 00:30:42,000 And he opens the door and is
like, take it off the lift, starts taking her car down.
And she's immediately like, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, come
on. Like, I've already been here for
an hour. He's like, no, we won't charge
you. We'll put everything that back
the way we had it before. Since, you know, you don't want
to give us your services anymore.
That's totally your discretion. But I'm not going to ask people
to stop breathing in my lobby for you.
(30:59):
So yeah, that's the vibes. Karen got riggity wrecked for
screaming out of kid for breathing.
And like, listen, I understand sometimes breathing might be
annoying, but going to the manager and being like, yo, tell
this kid to straight up stop breathing is a little bit too
far. And I also want to give kudos to
the manager dog for standing up to the Karen.
You, you don't want people to beable to bully you like that.
If any Karen walks in and tries to tell my kid to stop
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breathing, I'll be like, hey Karen, the only person who's
allowed to tell my kid to stop breathing is me.
So how about you mind your own business?
You know, I'm not playing games out here.
I'm ready for that. Obviously.
All jokes aside, guys, I just want to take a second to say
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Alien abductees of Reddit or people who have claimed to see a
UFO, what's your story? Ah yes, nothing should make a
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good video quite like listening to crazy people explaining their
alien theories. Hope you guys are having a
fantastic day. I know I am, and this should be
pretty damn entertaining. Let's get into it.
(32:46):
All right, ladies and gentlemen,all jokes aside, we should
probably get into some very scary people sharing their alien
abduction stories. I will put a link to the Reddit
thread down below. And yeah, let's do this.
First time I ever tried to writethis down.
First time telling the story to anyone outside the family.
I'm leaving out the time and location and some other details
because I'm still scared with what White happened with it
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publicly. I guess.
Summer before 8th grade, me and two of my friends snuck out at
midnight to go walk around the neighborhood and go see these
girls on the next block. We're having a sleepover.
We turn a corner in our neighborhood and there's this
huge black blimp shaped thing inthe sky, like the pictures of
the Hindenburg but bigger than that and as close if not closer. 00:33:29,560 Completely silent and at least
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the size of four to five football fields across.
No exaggeration, even though I was young.
We stare at it entranced, askingeach other over and over if we
see it, which we all agree that we do.
Standing there frozen in one place, it's like black polished
gun metal. No lights, no sound, no
anything. It's just hovering there and I
don't know what happened but time clearly jumps and next
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thing I remember is the craft shift slash government
experiment thing is gone and there's just a tiny white
barbell thing in the sky seemingly falling to the earth
with wisp of smoke coming off ofit.
Then 2 brand new black trucks with silver gearboxes in the
back like F1 fifties or S 10s but nicer came flying down the
neighborhood St. going about 70 in a residential 25 mile per
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hour neighborhood. Then after that I remember
walking home to one of my friends houses and going to bed
and at that point it was like 5 or 6 in the morning and the sun
was coming up. We all made a promise to tell my
dad in the morning because he worked for the city but we never
did. I don't know what happened but
later in my life one of my friends who was there, the other
was my best friend and we sort of made an unspoken pact and
never talk about it. I don't know how or why we did
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that. We all grew up and I sort of
lost touch with them too. It's all fun and games when
you're sneaking out to go to a girl's house until like an alien
spacecraft comes over the top ofyou and makes you jump through
time. I love how casually he's writing
about this in the Reddit thread.He's like, yeah, you know, one
time I literally time traveled due to an alien spaceship.
That cock blocked me when I was in 7th grade.
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No big deal. We did reconnect over Facebook
and such over the years, but it was like there was something
between us that none of us wanted to touch or talk about.
Looking back on it now, there's no way we could have been the
only ones to see it. It wasn't that late at night and
it was over a heavily populated suburb of a major city.
The idea of this has always scared me more than any other
possible abduction scenario, that there were others that were
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all voluntarily suffering from some sort of collective amnesia. 00:35:26,120 Except in how we're not.
I've thought about hypnosis, butthat scares me too.
Plus I'm not sure I'd trust the results.
I was just a kid then, and I'm not sure if I could trust the
hypnotist. What I do know, again, is that
there's no way it was just the three of us who saw it.
We're talking about a huge thinghovering in the sky directly
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above hundreds of houses just after midnight on a summer
weekend. Again, nothing on the news,
nothing in the paper, nothing onthe TV, no words spoken about it
again by anyone. This is a true story.
I'm a little older than average around here and I know what a
creepypasta and stuff like that is, but this happened and
there's no way I'm the only one who remembers it.
Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
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Dude. That is a terrifying idea that
like 700 people saw this UFO andnow they're just collectively
all having this weird paralysis where none of them can talk
about it. Uh, yeah.
Like, imagine if there was anything else like that.
You know, like we all actually do.
Remember this weird episode of SpongeBob where he gets
kidnapped and taken to the Bikini Bottom Bottom?
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Yeah, good thing we're all just imagining that though, right?
Real talk though, the thing about UFO's that scares me is
that no matter how you talk about them, you sound like a
crazy person. Like this person had to make an
entirely other account just to talk about this because people
would definitely judge you if you said this out of nowhere.
Oh yeah, one time I got collective amnesia and time
traveled. Everybody would be like oh
that's cool. Do you need to check into a
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mental hospital little buddy? My mom tells a story of her and
her friend, let's call her friend Lisa.
When my mom and Lisa were teenagers, they were up on the
roof of Lisa's house and they see a bright light in the sky.
Next thing they know, the light is gone.
Thing is, they think they've been on the roof for 15 minutes
but something like 3 hours had passed.
My mom doesn't remember anythingabout what happened during that
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time and list Lisa simply refuses to talk about it.
She would answer my mom with things like I don't know and
just drop it for a long time. So a couple months later, mom
moves away and loses contact with Lisa for about 10 years.
She finally meets up again and immediately notices something is
odd with Lisa. Lisa appears very distance to
her in a very dreamy de manner, like she was really happy and at
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peace for no good reason. And after they talked for a bit,
Lisa brings up the incident on the roof and mom says she still
doesn't remember it. But Lisa remembers.
She remembers everything. She said that at first it was
all in bits and pieces and she couldn't remember any of it.
Clearly. She was confused and scared and
wanted to avoid discussing it. Then as I'm time passed, she
began to remember more of it. Yeah, hell no.
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I'm pretty sure your friend Lisais just hiding the fact that her
and your mom ended up going on like a bank robbing spree and
then she got the you'd like the gadget from Men in Black to make
her forget everything. How does your mom just move on
so easily? Like 3 hours go missing in the
middle of the night, the friendsacting all sketchy and won't
tell you what happened, and you just drop it and move.
I don't think I could do all that.
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I'd be like, listen here, what the hell happened during those 3
hours 10 years ago? OK.
Because clearly something's beengoing on.
She remembers it all clear, and she remembers the other three
times she was abducted after that as well.
At first they paralyzed her somehow and did all sorts of
invasive experiments on her, butby the most recent time they
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stopped probing her and began totalk with her.
They didn't speak English or anyother human language, but she
could understand everything theysaid, even though she can't
speak their language herself. Apparently.
They told her all sorts of stuff, stuff about space, Earth
itself, and most shockingly predicted years beforehand that
she would get pregnant in a specific year and that it would
be still stillborn and that she would never be able to have
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children again. They also told her that it was
not their fault, and they even made an attempt to save her from
this fate, but they were unsuccessful.
They also told her that they hadabducted my mother another time
after that first an incident, and my mom says she has no
recollection of any other potential abductions, but she
does have recurring nightmares of being abducted and she's
almost sure that they're just nightmares.
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Anyways, Lisa tells my mom everytime she speaks with them, she
comes to understand the truth more and more.
And when my mom inquires what the truth is, Lisa, Lisa says
you'll know eventually. And that once she learned of the
truth, everything became wonderful.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Lisa seems great, but we're
shooting her out of a cannon into space.
We just can't take the risk. Like, she's definitely an alien
robot now. They took her and replaced her.
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Dude, do you understand how creepy that is?
We've been abducted many times. And soon you, too, will know the
truth. Learn the truth, and everything
becomes wonderful. Yeah, No, that sounds like the
worst idea ever. We need to find Lisa.
Just put her in a really big cannon.
And and blaster in the space hadnever come back because I don't
need to know what the truth is. OK if it involves me getting
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kidnapped by aliens, I really just would prefer not to
experience that. I can't say for sure what
happened to me that night, but here's what I know.
I was driving home for the weekend from school at Indiana
University. It takes me about two hours to
get home and I left Bloomington at around 10:00 PM at exactly
1053. I'm on a rule stretch of the two
lane highway. I take home and notice what
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appeared to be flashing lights behind me.
I thought great, I'm getting. Pulled over so I turned on the
next country Rd. about 1/4 mile from where I noticed the lights
and as the car came to a stop I started to open my glove box to
get out registration and proof of insurance and the lights
suddenly disappeared and no car drove past.
Now here's where the story takesa turn for the weird.
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I'm sure you guys will think I'mjust making it all up because it
does really seem like straight out of a typical UFOUFO movie or
something. The electronics in my car start
to go haywire, the radios randomly changing stations while
the volume kept going up and down while the Dome light starts
to flicker and turn off and on. This was at 10:56 and I started
to think to myself that my battery must be failing or I
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have a short somewhere in the electric system of my car.
So I leaned down to pop the hoodof my car so I can take a look
at the battery and that's the last thing I remember doing.
The next thing I know I opened my eyes and see nothing but the
night sky full of bright stars. It was cold and it seemed like
I'd never seen stars that brightin my entire life.
I sat up and looked around and saw absolutely nothing.
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Nothing at all. I was in the middle of a field
surrounded by corn stalks leftover from a recent harvest,
and as I started to come to my senses, I started to freak out.
Where am I? Why am I asleep in the field?
Where's my car? I got up and started walking
towards the distant headlights Icould see from the road about
1/2 mile away. Yeah, people wonder why I never
want to go outside and then poststories on Reddit about how they
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were just driving down the road and wake up in the middle of a
cornfield because aliens abducted them.
Yeah, you wonder why kids aren'tgoing outside these days.
Government. That's why.
You can't protect me from Flagnar and Boopy from Planet
Flubblecock from taking me from from our planet.
All right, So no, I'm not going to side.
I'm pretty sure aliens can't take you from inside, right?
It's against the rules. When I got to the nearest
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intersection, I looked at the signs which read 350 N and 50 WI
was half a mile from my car, which was just right off the
main road. I started walking towards the
headlights I could see on the road and I can't say how long it
took me to walk the half a mile but it couldn't have been more
than 10 or 15 minutes. When I arrived at my car all the
lights were out and my battery had died which struck me as odd
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because I couldn't have been gone that long.
I looked at my phone and which was sitting on the passenger
seat and the time is 2:17 AM. Over 3 hours had passed since I
turned off onto the side Rd. with the flashing lights behind
me and I remember sitting in my car completely dumbfounded
wondering what the hell had justhappened to me.
After about half an hour of justsitting there, I remember that
my battery was dead, so I got onthe phone and called AAA to come
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out and give me a jump. It took about an hour for them
to get out to me since I was a good distance away from the
nearest town, during which time I just sat in silence, running
through the possible scenarios in my head concerning what had
just happened. To this day, I couldn't really
tell you what happened to me that night.
All I know is I can't think of any plausible explanation as to
why I woke up over half a mile away from my car in the middle
of a cornfield more than three hours after I'd stopped.
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I've only shared this person with one other person, my uncle,
and I'm sure people would even look at me like I'm crazy or
they would call me nuts on the whole story.
And I can't blame them. If somebody came up to me with a
story like that that so closely mirrors a typical encounter, I
probably wouldn't believe them either.
And this, my friends, is the worst tourism poster for Indiana
you've ever seen. Don't go to Indiana and drive on
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freeways because you might wake up 50 feet away in a cornfield
from your car after being abducted by aliens.
Definitely is not like a fantastic slogan at all.
I would say I feel like that gets the wrong type of people in
your camp. You know, the people that are
pulling up to Indiana are like, yeah, please take me and pro me. 00:43:46,680 I love aliens.
But regardless, guys, I think that's going to do it for the
video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
(43:50):
I know this one was a little bitdifferent.
I was just watching a documentary about aliens earlier
today and was like, yo, I'ma tell some alien stories on
scrubs because I felt like it. So yeah, hopefully you enjoyed.
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Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're hot
and be on the lookout for aliens, especially if you live
in Indiana because apparently out there they're really just
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trying to kidnap you. Oh and Lisa, if you are watching
this, the alien Lord wants you home.
Please return, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hotand hopefully I'll see you guys
all tomorrow with another video that should be out of this world
and I'm out. Peace.
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