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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub.
Here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam
whatsoever. You're going to get a poop
present. Yeah, that's right.
That's when somebody wraps theirdookie and drops it off in a
gift box. I didn't know what that was
until the subscriber story was sent in today.
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But regardless, today I'm going to be telling you a story time
about the time that some ex Co worker of theirs ended up giving
their manager a box of poop as aparty gift.
Which I mean, it is pretty funny.
What am I supposed to do, not tell you guys the story time?
I don't think so. Regardless, it should be pretty
entertaining and funny. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. I'm in the streets.
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Like a Tokyo girls on me everywhere I go.
All right, all right, all right.Now I think that everybody's had
a Co worker that actually deserved to get fired.
Usually it's not that good of a thing, but that's not what this
story is. The boss is not the bad guy from
once in one of my videos. Regardless, the person who sent
me in the story was working at aLED at an electronic store a
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while ago when it had first initially opened.
And because it was a brand new store, like the workload was
pretty crappy. He's not going to lie, it wasn't
the most fun job he ever had, but what really made it
unbearable was one of his coworkers.
In any case, there was this one person at the store who worked
with him whose name was Beth, and he said that he legitimately
hated this girl. Like, he doesn't know what it
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was about Beth. She was blonde and he just
despised her. He had no clue why.
He has reasons why, obviously, but like, you know what I'm
saying? You know, when you just don't
like somebody and you can't figure out why it was one of
those situations. The way that he describes Beth
is like overly enthusiastic to the point of it being annoying.
You know, like, Oh my God, hey. How are you?
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Doing welcome to our electronicsstore.
Oh my God, yes, I love televisions.
Like anyone who walked into the store, anytime you had to have a
conversation with her in the backroom, you'd be like, hey,
can you go check the back for a,you know, fire stick?
And she'd be like. Amazon Fire sticks I love.
Those and then like run into theback and start searching for it,
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you know, just really over enthusiastic, which I guess is
nothing wrong with her, but it annoyed the person in the story.
And I'm going to be honest, it would annoy me like if every
time I came into work, one of myCo workers was just screaming
hyped about everything. You know, like, yeah, I get to
clean the bathroom because some old man just had explosive
diarrhea like screaming all that.
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It would probably get really, really, really old.
Anyways, this Beth girl also hada problem on top of her over
enthusiasm, which is that she apparently hated to show up for
work. Like she would no call, no show
all the time, which is annoying enough for none of you have ever
had a job. The reason that's annoying is it
just makes everyone else who's working that day life hell, like
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everyone has to pick up the slack.
Do more work, dude. It's just a pain.
If you no call, no show to your coworkers.
And it's also one of those things where like you're going
to get fired If you don't call and excuse why you're not
showing up and you just don't show up, you're going to get in
trouble. So eventually the bosses start
to get sick and tired of her never showing up on time.
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Her always, you know, showing upand not calling or not showing
up and not calling everybody. So eventually the boss sits her
down down and she's like, look, if you want to keep your job
around here, you're going to have to, you know, start showing
up for work or we're going to fire you.
And this Beth girl starts getting all defensive and, you
know, is just like, I don't showup late, which is a really weird
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lie when your boss can like pullup footage of a time that you
were scheduled to show up for work and weren't there.
You know, like, it's just a really weird lie.
So this Beth girl starts just declining, just straight up
denying that she's ever been late for work.
Keep in mind it's gotten so bad that the manager has had to pull
her aside and be like look your coworkers are getting really
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annoyed with the no call no showing because it's just making
everybody else's lives miserable.
Please get it together. And she's just denying it like
Nope, I don't show up late. Not an excuse.
Not like oh it's not that late. She's just straight up denying
showing up late which is impossible anyways.
The manager is trying to give her a second chance and she's
just having none of it and arguing with her.
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And finally, she calls the manager a moron who has no idea
how to read time because apparently she's never late.
So at that point, the manager islike, all right, we've had
enough. Feel free to pack your stuff and
leave. I was trying to give you another
stuff, but like, you're fired. Don't come back.
There wasn't really much to packbecause it was like an hourly
position at an electronic store,but you get the idea.
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He gives her the whole, you know, it's been an honor having
you be a part of the team, but Ithink you would be a better fit
at another company. That whole spiel and fires her.
And as soon as she's fired, she starts crying.
She's like, no, I need this job.And he's like, look, if you're
not going to show up and you're going to call me being an idiot
and a liar when I tell you that you're not showing up, I can't
hire you. Like there's no way for you to
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have a job here if you're not going to show up.
That's one of the very few things you have to do to keep a
job. And I'm going to be honest, as
somebody who's worked like an entry level job, it is really
hard to get fired from like an entry level job that a lot of
people don't want to do. For example, when I was a bag
boy at the grocery store, peoplecould get away with basically
bloody murder because there was not a long list of people who
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wanted to do that job. So, you know, they had trouble
replacing people and the people that did want to do it weren't
going to take it seriously anyways.
So whatever. They finally end up firing her.
And if you get fired from a job like that, you know you're an
idiot. Like you have to no call, no
show or just steal from the store to get fired from one of
these positions. You know, if you have a pulse
and can kind of do your job and show up on time, they're never
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going to fire you. I am going to take a moment here
in the middle of the video and just ask you guys to press the
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Beth gets fired because she never shows up for work, which I
feel like is pretty fair. I, I really don't know what else
the bosses were supposed to do. And the next day, she comes in
with this beautiful, beautifullywrapped present.
Like it looks like she spent a couple hours just wrapping this
present. It's purple and white.
It has a white bow around it. It's beautiful.
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And it's pretty sizable. And it has the manager's name on
it. And she drops it off at the
front. She doesn't go see the manager.
She doesn't say, is he here to have a conversation?
She just walks in, says hi to her former Co workers and says,
this is for the manager, you know what I mean?
And so it gets dropped off at the desk.
And immediately everybody kind of notices that it's been doused
in like a gallon of perfume, perfume, you know, like it, it
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smells very, very strongly of perfume.
It's almost like she put the box, the present down and then
just sprayed the entire bottle of perfume that she had all over
it. This thing has been doused,
doused, I tell you, in this gross like perfume.
But keep in mind that this lady is a little eccentric.
She's always overly excited, so people don't really think much
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of it. It's just like what a weird
person. She's always doing weird things
like spraying presents with perfume.
No one ever really stops and andtakes a think about it.
So whatever. The manager comes over and he
gets the present and everybody is curious as to what it is
because it smells. So he decides to open it in
front of everybody right at the cashiers.
And I guess it was pretty dead. There weren't a lot of
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customers. So he unwraps the present and
opens it and just starts being like.
Are you kidding me? The reason it had been, you
know, sprayed with perfume is because this grown woman had
taken a dump in the box, wrappedit, sprayed it with perfume so
nobody would smell it, and then taken it and gave it to the
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managers who had fired her. Bro, she was so petty that they
said, you're unemployed. And she said, yeah, well, you're
going to hold my poop in your hands.
The best part about this to me is like, the manager wasn't even
the bad guy. You know, he literally said you
have to show up at work to keep your job.
And she was like, Nah, I'm goingto give you my poop like that.
That was too far. All right.
I was rocking with this when I didn't have to do anything.
But the second you actually expect me to do my job, that's
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when I just give you a rap pieceof poop.
And also she had to wrap this present like it was very
meticulously wrapped, meaning that she held a box full of her
turd for a pretty long period oftime while she like wrapped it,
you know, And then she had to have wrapped it and went not
still smells bad and kept spraying perfume.
So the smell of her own poop wasgone.
Like, the amount of effort it takes to do this is just crazy.
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And the amount of effort that itwould take to do this when you
kind of deserve to get fired is even more insane.
Like, I get being this petty under certain circumstances, but
if you never show up for work, your boss is going to fire you.
Like I I don't feel like that isthat insane to say, you know?
Oh yes, as you guys can tell, she definitely didn't deserve to
get fired. And you want to know how to make
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sure you're never going to get your job back.
Giving your manager a box full of your feces is a pretty solid
way to make sure that they nevergive you a ring back.
Anyways, guys, I think that's going to do it for the video.
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obvious. Don't give your manager poop in
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What's going on guys it's your boys scrub here back again with
another video hope you guys are having a great day.
I know I am and if you are it's about to get even better because
today I have a story time about this senior prank that went a
little bit too far. This is a subscriber story that
was sent in, but something aboutsenior pranks just make me happy
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all right I don't know if it's like the fact that the seniors
are getting revenge for all the crap the schools made them do or
the fact that they tend to be like a little bit creative.
You know what's something about senior pranks get me hyped?
So as soon as I saw this in the DMS, I I knew I had to tell you
guys it. So we're going to be talking
about today. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. Yeah, I pulled up and I got.
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Those you haters looking cheesy like.
All right, so basically for those of you who are not
American or like not familiar with it, the senior prank is a
tradition where people before they graduate, do a prank on the
school that they went to, to just kind of like show it who's
boss and say goodbye. And usually the senior pranks,
I'm not going to lie, are relatively lame.
You know, it's like, Oh my God, they TPD our school or it's
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like, you know, they, they made everyone 5 minutes late.
Like it's usually nothing too crazy.
Which means that whenever somebody actually has like a
really insane senior prank and it gets a little bit out of
control, it's even more legendary, you know, and I guess
the person who who sent in the stories high school had a
reputation for senior pranks that were a little bit insane.
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I guess there was like an MTV show back in the day where they
would show senior pranks on TV and they were on there twice.
One time because somebody had like crawled into the roof and
released crickets, you know, inside of those ceiling tiles,
you know, And then another time because they had done like a
squirt gun fight in the middle of the day.
Like, you know how it is just just normal prank stuff.
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But regardless, because they hadbeen on TV and it had gotten out
of control both times, the school kind of had a reputation
for having like super insane senior pranks.
You know, so when it was this person's turn to graduate, they
knew they had to go pretty hard,but they wanted to make the the
principal, you know, the administration not think that
they were going to go incrediblyhard.
Because here's the thing, once your school kind of gets a
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reputation for getting out of control with senior pranks and
like having those types of issues, the principals in the
administration to crack down a little bit, they know it's going
to be an issue. So they're like, oh, you think
that you're just going to get a senior prank?
Not now. We're going to be vigilant like
eagles. We're going to Big Brother you
all right? We're going to read all your
text messages, all that good stuff that you normally do when
you're trying to creep on peopleto find out if they're pranking
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you. So they're like, we need a decoy
prank. So they decide to do a decoy
prank, which is the following. Another school a little bit away
wanted to do a senior prank, butthey obviously didn't have
nearly as much pressure on them to like do a crazy one and live
up to the reputation of the other senior classes before
them. So they basically organized a
system where like the senior classes were going to switch for
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the day at these two schools. So everybody got assigned
somebody from the other school to like get a schedule from and
they they switch places, which in and of itself is like a
pretty good senior prank. You know, that is a pretty good
senior prank to switch classes with another seniors class.
Like that's pretty smart. The only problem is it just
means that you have to go to school for another day.
So like, I don't really know if that would be enjoyable, but
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it's not bad. But regardless, unless as soon
as that happens, the administration of the school
like puts their guard down. Oh my gosh, the prank was so
laid back this year. How crazy.
These kids weren't destructive. And that's when they decide to
start planning the real one. So the way that this high school
was laid out or the way they described it to me is that
across the street, they had justbroken ground to start building
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like an extension to the school.And so they had like
construction equipment and they had started on earthing stuff.
And it is in the southwest of the United States.
It's not in Nevada, sadly, you know, but it's one of those New
Mexico, Arizona. I'm not going to give out the
specific location because like, I don't know when people send me
stories, I don't know how much I'm supposed to say and how much
I'm supposed to like leave vague.
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But let's just say when they were moving land, there ended up
being some relatively large sized rocks that were unearthed
and had to have been moved. And I don't know if this is just
a Southwest thing or if it's like something that actually
happens on all construction sites.
But when they close down, sometimes they'll leave the keys
inside of the big equipment because it's like, where are you
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going to put the keys on a construction site, you know?
And this happened to be one of those construction sites where
people had got in a little bit loose in with the with the key
placement and started just like leaving the keys in these
massive machines that were beingused to excavate.
Dirt and move stuff around and all that jazz and so basically
these geniuses are like in the middle of the night let's go
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take these excavators and we're.We're going to.
Close in the parking lot with these big boulders, you know,
and everybody's like, oh, that'll be funny.
No one will be able to park or get into school.
And that's the plan. That's what's supposed to go
down. So the night comes where they're
supposed to do it and sure enough, they're like wearing all
black like little ninjas, you know, sneaking onto this
construction site in the hopes of being able to break into, you
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know, one of these machines and use it to block out the parking
lot as you do it for a senior prank.
The only problem with this ideology is that they let a
little too many people in on it.Like, here's the thing with a
good prank to make sure that it doesn't get out of control and
nobody gets out of hand. You got to make sure that it's
only people that you trust. You know, you don't want some
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random guy that's like got angerissues and might decide to just
start punching everything if he just gets pissed off.
You don't want somebody that might snitch.
Like generally when you're trying to pull off a good prank,
you got to keep the crew small because too many people just
usually leads to like too many problems.
You guys know the drill. Think of a prank a lot like a
bank robbery. You only want people you trust.
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So that way if the cops stop at start asking questions,
everybody keeps their mouths shut.
And basically they made the mistake of bringing a couple too
many people to this, you know, prank.
And so but one group of kids kind of splinters away from this
main group. And they were kind of the kids
that are known to get a little bit out of control.
They're known to go a little bittoo far and, you know, are just
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overall known for getting a little bit out of hand in
general. Everybody knows those kids in
high school, like the kids, you know, where the teacher will be
like, hey, please stop talking. And they can't stop making jokes
that stop being funny in middle school or like the kids that
always push it too far. You know, it's all fun and
games. Everybody's having a good time.
So they just start like being the kid punching people in peace
or the kid who, you know, makes the teacher tell everyone to put
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their phones away because they couldn't be quiet like those
types of kids. So they kind of splinter off
from the group, but because everybody else is focused on
getting their prank done, nobodyelse really notices.
So as they kind of split away, everybody else focuses on just
getting their job done. So sure enough, one of the like
bulldozer things, it wasn't a bulldozer.
That's not the right word for it.
What's the one called where it has like the bucket thing in the
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front? I, I, I don't know.
I don't know. Anyways, they use it to, like,
scoop up one of these big rocks and they drive it across the
street, which, you know, if you're doing it in the middle of
the night is pretty easy. I know a lot of you guys are
going to be like, oh, my gosh, how didn't you get caught?
You clearly have never lived in a suburban place where, like, at
2:00 in the morning, there's no reason for anyone to be thinking
that kids are going to be movingrocks across the parking lot at
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the school. Not to mention, because the
school already thought they'd been pranked, they weren't
exactly on high alert for anything else going down South.
Sure enough, they start moving the rocks and they end up
blocking off all of the entrances to the parking lot.
And they're like, oh, that was sick.
Isn't that awesome? Like, wow, that was pretty easy
in this entire time. They're like, where's the other
group of people? And they see that the other
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machine is gone and there's somerocks that have been moved, but
they're like, oh, maybe they hadjust gone and done it to the
teachers parking lot, who knows?And right when they're like
talking about how they probably went to get the teachers parking
lot and it probably wasn't that bad, the other people come back
in their forklift, right? And they have the smile on their
face and they're like, dude, trust me, we're about to go down
as legends. You know, like, I have no doubt
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that we're they're going to be the group of people that go down
for the best senior prank ever. So they're like, well, what did
you guys do? And they say, don't worry about
it. We just got the garden and
basically in the back of the school was like this greenhouse
in this super sick terrorist like garden school farm thing.
That was really nice. And so they are like, oh crap.
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So they go over to see what is going on.
And sure enough, they had taken that machine and all those
boulders and just absolutely thrashed every single piece of
like every, they had rolled the rocks down the terrace garden.
They had basically driven like the the equipment through the
greenhouse. They had just absolutely
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destroyed it. And at this point, everybody
involved, like all 20 people there, including the people who
did that are like, OK, well, this escalated quickly.
You know, this was supposed to just be one of those silly fun
breaks where we blocked the carsfrom getting in.
But now we've officially caused like hundreds of thousands of
dollars in property damage and pretty sure this one's a felony.
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So not as fun anymore. And for anybody out there that
does want to do a senior prank, you know, if you're really like,
yes, senior pranks are for me, just a general rule of advice.
Try to avoid things that will land you in prison because
chances are if you're a senior in high school, you're not made
for prison. And trust me, nobody in there is
going to like your pranks. Dude.
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I, I'm very, very confident about that, that Ted Bundy would
not be impressed by your abilityto destroy a garden and also
like being that destructive justisn't cool.
What is the prank in just destroying stuff?
Like that's not funny. Blocking people's way into the
parking lot is funny because it's like, look, you could park
right there but you can't get inway to go guess you're going to
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have to park somewhere else. Like that's kind of funny.
Just destroying like a beautifulgarden that your school had
worked hard to make isn't a goodprank.
It just makes you look like the biggest tool ever.
Haha. I hate Mother Nature.
How dare it try to like grow plants and stuff.
What's your deal, man? Like, what do those poor plants
do to you? And I'm not trying to be a tree
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hug and hippie either, but I'm just saying like, they never
even stood a chance, dude. What is a bean sprout supposed
to do against like a forklift running it over over and over
again? Jack can't be climbing that hoe
if it's six feet under the ground because Marcus and his
meth heads decided to go too crazy with construction
equipment. So at that point, everybody's
like, look, we got to get out ofhere because the school is going
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to take this seriously. It's all fun and games when you
block that. It's all fun and games when you
know. You switch senior classes with
another school, it's not exactlyfun and games when you cause
hundreds of thousands of dollarsin property damage.
So everybody gets out of there and it's like, look, we can't
tell that we were there. Everybody has to keep their
mouth shut, otherwise we're all going to get in trouble.
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But. Sure enough, the same kids that
were dumb enough to cause all the property damage also wanted
credit for it because basically the entire school is like
shocked, you know, they're, they're definitely like, Oh my
gosh, what, what what is going on?
What type of savages would causethis much damage?
So because these kids are prettydumb, they basically end up
bragging to everybody that will listen that they did it.
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And here's how they did it. They had gone across the street
and da, da, da, da, da. So sure enough, by like
lunchtime, sorry, my alarm was going off, I was supposed to be
taken a nap. But sure enough, by like
lunchtime, they've all been rounded up, all 20 of them.
Because basically all they had to do is go check the cameras of
stuff like near across the street.
And sure enough, they see all these kids pull up and their
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license plate numbers and everything.
So they initially think that all20 people are involved.
So they call everybody in and they're basically like, all of
you are going to be getting charges.
You know, we can't believe that you thought it would be a funny
prank to go out and desecrate the beautiful school grounds
that, you know, we spent so muchtime working on.
It's the students that do that, like saying all this stuff.
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And the guy who sent me this story does something that, you
know, I'm actually in favor of in only certain situations.
But he's like, look, I'm not about to get a felony charge for
something that I didn't do. So he basically says, go ahead,
check the school cameras. Not all of us were involved with
vandalizing, you know, like the the garden.
And the kids who were involved are instantly like, Oh my God,
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what a snitch. Like you just broke the number
one rule. But hear me out.
If you go out and commit a felony that I wasn't involved in
and didn't know you were going to commit, and then I'm about to
get in trouble for it, yeah, I'mgoing to snitch easily.
I didn't do anything. Like, it's not like anybody else
was involved in going too far and destroying innocent nature.
That was your guys his decision.And all of a sudden when they
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are like, oh, not all of you were involved, the tone changes
and they're like, we're going tohave to investigate.
But the reason the tone changes is usually the kids that take it
too far and get into trouble arenobodies.
You know, like they're kids thatthey don't mind yelling at, but
these kids just so happen to be like, you know, some students
that had some influence if you're picking up what I'm
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putting down, mommy and daddy made of had a building named
after them. So once they kind of realized
that not everybody was involved and the only people that were
stupid enough to go destroy everything happened to be the
kids that, you know, have a donated some money to the
school. Like the administration's entire
tone changes and they're like, well, you know, maybe charging
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criminal charges would be a little bit too harsh.
You guys are young. We wouldn't want to ruin such,
you know, potential filled lives.
That would just be horrible if we managed to ruin any of your
guys's prospects at college. It's like, oh, you know, 10
seconds ago we were all screwed and these guys probably would
have gotten off their hook because their parents can get
good lawyers. But now that all the normal kids
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aren't in trouble, now you're going to be like, maybe that's
too far. Yeah.
You know what else is too far? I don't know, deciding to
rampage Dr. construction equipment through a garden for
the lols. Maybe that's a little bit too
far. The only punishment that they
ended up getting for destroying that garden ended up being that
they couldn't walk at graduation, which like, honestly
isn't a punishment. But yeah, anyways, guys, that's
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the story about how they went way too far.
Moral of the story is if your errands have money you can
basically get away with destroying anything, but be
careful of who you invite to pranks.
If that's any lesson you can take from the story, it's keep
an eye on who you got around youbecause you never know when
idiots are going to take it too far and maybe get you a felony.
That's some general advice. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the
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I didn't really expect this story to pop up in my DMS, but
hey, I guess 2020 is full of surprises and I can firmly say
if you don't press the like button, you're joining a cult.
Seriously though, apparently this kid who sent me this story
moved to a small town and like, his parents signed him up for
this weird Boy Scouts thing thatended up basically being a cult.
And you know, if there's Colts involved, I at least have to
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take a look at it. And it was pretty entertaining.
So that's we're going to be talking about today.
So without further ado, let's get into it.
All right, all right, all right.So today's story was sent in.
And basically this person spent the majority of their early life
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and like really growing up in a big city, Washington, DC to be
exact. Like, I, I guess it doesn't
matter. They don't live there anymore.
So I can say that. And Washington, DC is a pretty
big, like metropolitan area. There's not a whole lot of
country around, you know, it's avery urban place.
And when they were 10, their parents basically moved them to
the Midwest. And for those of you who aren't
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from the United States, the Midwest is this collection of
cities that like is very flat and rural.
You know, there's not a lot of big cities going on.
And I'm not saying that like they're they're lame, but it's
just it's a change of pace from the city for sure.
There's just not as much going on.
And obviously when you go from like a place where there's
always something to do to a place where there really isn't
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much to do but like go cow tipping, you get a little bit
bored. So this kids parents realized
that he was a little bit bored, so they signed him and his
sister up for this thing throughthe school that was known as
like basically the wildlife explorers.
You know, I'm going to use that name from up instead of like the
actual name that they sent me because I, I don't want this kid
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to like get stalked by this cultgroup.
But it was like a knock off Boy Scouts.
But in this town, you know, theylived in a small town in the
Midwest. It was all they had to offer.
And obviously kids that grew up in the middle of this tiny,
very, very like, you know, conservative town were just
different than these kids who grew up in the city.
So they figured it would be a good way for him to get out and
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get some activity and make some friends and, you know, because
mixing with them at school was alittle bit difficult for him
because they were just so culturally different.
So he gets signed up for this Wilderness Explorers program and
he's pretty hyped. You know, he's bored.
He's really, really bored because the place they live is
boring now and he's looking for just any excuse to be
entertained. So regardless, they get dropped
off on the Friday night, which is supposed to be the
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introductory movie night for them.
It's like the cozy night where you get to know everybody and
eat popcorn and they do it whenever there's a new kid.
So they get dropped off on a Friday night, the parents drop
them off and him and his youngersister start walking into this
like place where they have the meeting.
And I don't know if it was a reccenter or a church, wherever
they have the meetings like thisin these places.
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And as they're walking in, you know, they open the doors and
all of a sudden the kids like all stop joking and laughing and
just look at them, turn and lookat them and are just staring at
them. You know, like the new kids that
just walked in. And it's a small town, so new
kids aren't normal. But when you walk into a group
and the entire group stops and stares at you, that's some super
creepy energy. And that's when this kid starts
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realizing, like all the posters on the wall, you know, and the
posters are like sinners must burn.
The devil is coming for you. Like stuff like that.
And there's nothing wrong with religion.
But like I, I prefer messages that are a little bit happier,
like, oh, raindrop forest, Jesusloves you.
You know, like the devil is coming to eat your soul is a
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little bit intense for knock offBoy Scouts.
Like, all right, kids, I know you were expecting us to teach
you how to go fishing, but we'reactually going to teach you how
to prepare to defend yourself inhell because that's where all of
you are going. Like, that's a bit intense, but
whatever. All the kids are staring at them
being creepy, you know, as creepy kids doing creepy Boy
Scout stuff do. So they're kind of like a little
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bit, you know, overwhelmed because you don't expect you to
get screamed at when you're a child that like, you need to
prepare to go to hell. And all of these posters center
around the small town that they've moved to, engulfed in
flames like a mural. They had paid some somebody to
come in and paint the town they lived in on fire, which is a
little bit of a weird art Commission.
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Like, imagine being the artist that did that, you know?
Oh, you know, some of my favorite work that I've ever
painted in my entire life is just, I love beaches and
sailboats. In this one time I painted the
city I lived in being consumed by flames because Satan himself
was coming up to destroy them and we needed to.
Teach the kids to fear Jesus. Like what?
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Who? Paints that.
That's a weird Commission, dude.You got paid to paint your
entire city in flames. Come on.
No, that's a weird art project. That's something that I don't
think necessarily that your first grade art teacher would be
proud of. So because they're 10 years old,
they're obviously terrified because it's not, not, not like
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you expect this when you get dropped off at Boy Scouts.
So what happens next is even weirder.
So basically like they start singing these weird folk songs,
you know, and, and are like burning brimstone, like sermons
about how Satan's going to come back and they're singing these
folk songs in tongues. Like it's not even English
anymore. Halfway through it, they just
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start making hissing noises, kind of like like they're
talking to snakes. Ever seen the Harry Potter thing
where it's parcel tongues, you know?
But like, imagine songs of that,like the beat in the background,
just boom, boom, boom, boom, drop that.
See what I did there? I got around it because
technically I didn't say anything.
I just hissed to show how how itsounds.
But I I made a joke, you know, ha ha, ha.
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Regardless, the songs are creepy.
They're starting to sing in tongues and whatnot.
And some of the words that stickout are like, he's under my
feet, Satan's under my feet waiting for me.
Like that's a creepy song to just be teaching kids.
And you had to learn a dance about it too.
So his him and his sister are looking at each other like what
is going on? Because you get dropped off and
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told Boy Scouts, I don't care what city you're from or what
country you're from. You have an image in your head
of making little sailboats to float down the gutter or the
little soapbox Derby cars where you make the cars to go down
hills. You're not expecting to have to
learn a song and dance about howSatan is always lurking to
consume you. Like OK, calm down with the
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rituals guys. This is a 7 year old.
They should be dancing to the Wiggles, not this.
So after the weird song and dance and whatnot, they get
separated, boys and girls. So he gets separated from his
sister and all the boys are toldthat they're going to go on a
drive with brother Joseph. And brother Joseph looks like a
bit of a creeper. This is his description, not
mine, but he just looks very creepy and something's off about
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him. Like he just gets a weird vibe.
And then he sees that the car that they're going to take on
this drive is like a U-Haul thathas windows cut into the side of
the back of the van. And they want the kids to just,
it's like hop in the back of EU Haul to go on a drive with this
creepy dude. So at this point, you know, the
kids had enough. He's like, Nope, I'm not going
on a creepy ride in the middle of the night because it's late
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at night, by the way. It's not like you're going on a
drive in the middle of the day. Who goes on a drive at the
middle of the night to look at the scenery?
Like, you can't see anything, you know?
So no, he's not going to get in the back of a U-Haul to go off
after these people have been like, saying all this creepy
stuff and screaming at the kids.So yeah, he decides not enough
and he's going to go get his sister.
And the girls had been told to like stay back at where they had
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been doing the weird dancing andwhatnot.
So he signals to his sister fromthe door and she comes out and
it's late at night. So they're like, look, we're
just going to go home. And from the way it's described,
it's a pretty rural town in a farm area.
So there's kind of like walking through fields and whatnot to
get home in the entire time they're terrified and talking
about how weird that was. So finally they get home and
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they like come in the door and they start telling their parents
how creepy it was and how they never want to go back.
And the parents are freaking outbecause they you've never seen
their kids this scared. Like his exact words in the
message are my parents said they've never seen us so scared.
So imagine it's late at night. You drop your kids off at what
you think is the Boy Scouts and then an hour later they burst in
the door like covered in dirt from walking through fields and
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going mom and dad just tried to sell me to a cult.
Like, that's definitely not something you expect to happen
when you and your wife are just eating a peaceful dinner without
the kids. So the parents are like, OK, you
never have to go back again. But it gets even weirder.
So literally every other kid in the town had been there, you
know, like they were the outsiders, but every other kid
at their school and whatnot had gone to this Boy Scouts meeting.
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And when they go to school, nobody mentions it at all.
Nobody mentions seeing them there.
Nobody mentions the fact that they disappeared.
Nobody mentions why the kid wasn't unlike the creepy U-Haul
van. Like none of the kids say
anything to them or acknowledge it whatsoever or it in any
regard. Not them being in there, but
never even bring up the fact that it exists, which is even
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weirder. You know, like let's say some
kids come to try something once and they never show up and you
all just kind of know that they didn't like it.
So you don't bring it up, but they never even talk about it
amongst each other. Like it's never like, hey, Tony,
are are you going to nature Rangers tonight?
Nothing like that. No wilderness explorers for the
boys, like nothing like that. Which is bizarre because you'd
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think if all the kids were signed up for this Boy Scouts
camping experience, some of themwould talk about it sometime,
especially if it's everybody in the city.
But no, this creepy town just straight up never mentioned it
again, which should be terrifying.
Dude. That's how you know it's in a
cult. Oh, yeah.
We're just going to tell these kids that Satan is always
lurking in their feet trying to eat them alive from the ground.
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And yeah, Amen. Peace out.
We're going to go Boy Scout camping.
So regardless, you know, Boy Scout Colts are apparently a
thing. Be on the lookout out there.
I hope this wasn't disrespectful.
Like I I don't think that every religion is a cult obviously,
but like, you know, it is bizarre that you I wanted to
take kids on a creepy ride in the back of a U-Haul.
That sounds like kidnapping waiting to happen.
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I don't. I have kids, but if I do,
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I know I am. And today I'm going to be
telling you guys just a crazy story of something dumb me and
my friends did. I don't recommend doing this by
any means, but regardless, I'll be telling you guys why you
should never fart on a lighter. I know it sounds dumb, and
that's because it is, but real talk, be sure to press the like
button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam.
You'll find out the hard way whyyou should never do it.
And trust me, it's quite unpleasant.
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But yeah. And that.
Let's get right into the video. Bang Bang boom boom.
It's not good, nice racking or ass Brazilian just turned 21,
but my banks a million swear I'ma little drunk, but it's a hell
of a film all right. So sometimes when you're hanging
out with your friends, you guys have ideas that you think are
really, really good at the time,but in retrospect just aren't.
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And one night I was hanging out with my friends and we were
watching YouTube videos of people doing dumb things.
And there was a clip of a dude like farting in a lighter and it
having this giant flamethrower effect and.
Because we were. Teenage boys, we were like, Oh
my God, that was the greatest thing ever.
Obviously, we have to do this assoon as humanly possible because
it's just incredible. But we also decided that we had
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to up the ante. You know, we couldn't get one up
by the YouTube compilation. So we start thinking of a way to
like make it next level. And I'm, I'm not going to lie,
there may have been a consumption of some silly juice.
Like we might have been slightlyhydrated.
We were, we, we, we were all of age.
OK, if anyone's asking, if the feds ask this happened, we were
21, but also in high school. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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If you're picking up what I'm putting down.
I was actually a teenager. Anyways, one of my friends
decide that the way he's going to one up it is he's going to be
the one to fart and we're going to use a blowtorch, you know,
like the ones that you hold withthe canister off of them.
And I, I tell them very quickly that that's a bad idea.
I'm like, listen guys, I don't know, I think that's a bad idea.
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And very quickly they tell me toshut up.
You know that like I, I'm being dumb and you know, I'm like, all
right, well, I just feel like this is a bad idea.
And they once again tell me to shut up and like mind my own
business. And I decided to just keep my
mouth shut after after that, everybody, like I said, a little
little out of it. So like, you know, they probably
just didn't like being told whatto do.
So I'm like, all right. So sure enough, they make us all
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follow them down to the garage. And his dad had a bunch of
tools. Like, it was the kid who owned
the house, but he, his dad had abunch of tools.
Like he had basically everything.
So he walks over and we start looking and he's rifling through
all of his dad's stuff. And like, you know, he's
throwing tools everywhere. Like he's making a mess of it.
And, you know, my dad has a bunch of tools too.
Anyone whose dad is kind of a handyman will attest the one way
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to piss off those dads is fast. This humanly possible is to
like, mess with the organizationof their tools.
That's going to be important later, dude.
But whatever. He finds a blowtorch and he's
like, are you OK? Are you guys ready?
And I, I say again, I'm like, guys, I don't think this is a
good idea. Like, you know, it works with
the lighter. I really don't think that you
should do this with the blowtorch.
Once again, they all tell me to shut up and whatnot.
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So he turns on the blowtorch. And if you've ever seen a
blowtorch turn on, you know, it's very strong.
And for whatever reason, he decides to just point it at his
pants. And pretty predictably, that
leads to his pants catching. On fire really quickly.
He wasn't wearing like normal shorts, you know, that are kind
of not denim, but like, you knowthat what?
I don't know what the material is called, but like he was
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wearing athletic shorts that arethat, you know, pretty flammable
looking material like the Nike dry fit shorts.
So for whatever reason, this idiot points the blowtorch at
himself and his pants just startcatching on fire, right, dude?
And he's like, Oh my God, Oh my God, freaking out and then he
farts, bro. Like that's the craziest part of
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all. While his pants are on fire
after he lit them on fire, by the way, he still decides to let
it RIP and like the fire does shoot out a little bit.
I do have to clarify that it didwork a little bit, but his pants
are still on fire and everybody around him is just kind of
sitting there frozen, not reallyknowing what to do.
So like I go over and start telling him to roll around
because stop drop and roll is the only thing that I could
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remember for what to do. All right, Surprisingly, me as a
kid, you know, and my future jobas a YouTube, I don't have a
depth of knowledge on what to doin this situation.
So I'm like stop drop and roll and he's rolling around and his
pants are slowly going out. And at that .1 of the kids like
unfreezes and runs to get his parents, you know, to be like
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dude, your kids butt is literally on fire, his pants are
on fire. Oh my God.
And finally the kids dad like comes into the garage and keep
in mind the last time he saw us all, we were all like just being
a little bit goofy, acting a little bit silly.
You know, he knew that we were all over, but he didn't really
know what was going on. And now he's walking into the
garage and as I mentioned earlier, his son has like, going
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through all of his tool boxes that were nice and organized,
which if you've ever had to do that, takes a while.
He had taken it, thrown them everywhere, trying to find a
blowtorch. So all the work that this dad
has put into, like, organizing his garage is destroyed.
And there's a bunch of us standing around.
And his son is laying there on the ground wincing in pain
because he somehow managed to light his own butt on fire in
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the process of trying to flex toall of his friends that he could
turn his butt into a flamethrower.
You know what I'm saying? Like, as far as disappointment
goes, I'm pretty sure that's pretty far up there.
I'm not saying there's ever a good reason for a parent to be
disappointed in their kid, but if there was, we kind of gave
him the good reason. So I could immediately tell by
the look on this dude's face that like, he wanted to kick us
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all out immediately. He just wanted us to get out of
his house and get a far away from his son as humanly
possible, even though it was none of our faults.
And as soon as his son goes, hey, dad, he just like starts
yelling. He starts screaming at everybody
to get out and da, da, da, da, da, da.
And everybody starts like frantically freaking out.
So people are like filing out ofthe garage and whatnot.
And I'm just kind of standing there because I'm like, bro, I'm
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not afraid of you. I didn't do anything wrong.
All right? Believe it or not, your son was
the genius mastermind behind lighting his own butt on fire to
try to turn it into a flamethrower.
So he's kind of like asking what's going on.
And his son's like, well, we were watching YouTube videos and
we saw this guy who, like, farted on a lighter and it made
a flamethrower. So we decided to try it.
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But I wanted to make it even better than the YouTube video.
So I wanted to use a blowtorch. And the dad is like, why would
you do that? Do you have any idea how much
stronger a blowtorch is? He's like, yeah, well, I didn't,
you know, we would. Like, Ryan was trying to warn
us, but whatever. We tried to do it.
And I pointed it at my pants, and it lit my pants on fire.
And the dad just has this look of like, yeah, you know, you
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ever just seen someone realize that somebody that they're
friends with or, like, care about is just an idiot?
And there's, there's really no hope for him, bro.
Like that was the look on this dad's face when he realized that
his son was actually dumb enoughto just light his own butt on
fire with a blowtorch to impresshis friends.
Like dude, I'm just saying, if your friends are the type of
people who need you to fart intoa lighter and make a
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flamethrower to impress them, then you probably need some new
friends, dude. Especially if you're also the
type of person dumb enough to just point a blowtorch at
yourself. You probably shouldn't make
stupid people with stupid people.
I'm going to interrupt the storytime for a second.
On the screen is a gift card. I give one away every day just
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up hanging out with that dude. Not that I'm like, too
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judgmental, bro, but the fact that they were just telling me
to shut up when I was just trying to prevent them from
getting in trouble. I don't know, like people like
that, that's how you end up in trouble when people are just
super committed to the bad ideas.
I'm just saying they're not bad people.
They just, I don't know, people who light their own bus on fire
are just not my crowd, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, been there, donethat.
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Ha ha ha. I've told that story before,
someone can go find it if you haven't seen it before.
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I'm out. Peace.
What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub.
Here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam
whatsoever. You're going to get a poop
present. Yeah, that's right.
That's when somebody wraps theirdookie and drops it off in a
gift box. I didn't know what that was
until the subscriber story was sent in today.
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But regardless, today I'm going to be telling you a story time
about the time that some ex Co worker of theirs ended up giving
their manager a box of poop as aparty gift.
Which I mean, it is pretty funny.
What am I supposed to do, not tell you guys the story time?
I don't think so. Regardless, it should be pretty
entertaining and funny. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. I'm in the streets.
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Like a Tokyo girls on me everywhere I go.
All right, all right, all right.Now I think that everybody's had
a Co worker that actually deserved to get fired.
Usually it's not that good of a thing, but that's not what this
story is. The boss is not the bad guy from
once in one of my videos. Regardless, the person who sent
me in the story was working at aLED at an electronic store a
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while ago when it had first initially opened.
And because it was a brand new store, like the workload was
pretty crappy. He's not going to lie, it wasn't
the most fun job he ever had, but what really made it
unbearable was one of his coworkers.
In any case, there was this one person at the store who worked
with him whose name was Beth, and he said that he legitimately
hated this girl. Like, he doesn't know what it
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was about Beth. She was blonde and he just
despised her. He had no clue why.
He has reasons why, obviously, but like, you know what I'm
saying? You know, when you just don't
like somebody and you can't figure out why it was one of
those situations. The way that he describes Beth
is like overly enthusiastic to the point of it being annoying.
You know, like, Oh my God, hey. How are you?
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Doing welcome to our electronicsstore.
Oh my God, yes, I love televisions.
Like anyone who walked into the store, anytime you had to have a
conversation with her in the backroom, you'd be like, hey,
can you go check the back for a,you know, fire stick?
And she'd be like. Amazon Fire sticks I love.
Those and then like run into theback and start searching for it,
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you know, just really over enthusiastic, which I guess is
nothing wrong with her, but it annoyed the person in the story.
And I'm going to be honest, it would annoy me like if every
time I came into work, one of myCo workers was just screaming
hyped about everything. You know, like, yeah, I get to
clean the bathroom because some old man just had explosive
diarrhea like screaming all that.
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It would probably get really, really, really old.
Anyways, this Beth girl also hada problem on top of her over
enthusiasm, which is that she apparently hated to show up for
work. Like she would no call, no show
all the time, which is annoying enough for none of you have ever
had a job. The reason that's annoying is it
just makes everyone else who's working that day life hell, like
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everyone has to pick up the slack.
Do more work, dude. It's just a pain.
If you no call, no show to your coworkers.
And it's also one of those things where like you're going
to get fired If you don't call and excuse why you're not
showing up and you just don't show up, you're going to get in
trouble. So eventually the bosses start
to get sick and tired of her never showing up on time.
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Her always, you know, showing upand not calling or not showing
up and not calling everybody. So eventually the boss sits her
down down and she's like, look, if you want to keep your job
around here, you're going to have to, you know, start showing
up for work or we're going to fire you.
And this Beth girl starts getting all defensive and, you
know, is just like, I don't showup late, which is a really weird
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lie when your boss can like pullup footage of a time that you
were scheduled to show up for work and weren't there.
You know, like, it's just a really weird lie.
So this Beth girl starts just declining, just straight up
denying that she's ever been late for work.
Keep in mind it's gotten so bad that the manager has had to pull
her aside and be like look your coworkers are getting really
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annoyed with the no call no showing because it's just making
everybody else's lives miserable.
Please get it together. And she's just denying it like
Nope, I don't show up late. Not an excuse.
Not like oh it's not that late. She's just straight up denying
showing up late which is impossible anyways.
The manager is trying to give her a second chance and she's
just having none of it and arguing with her.
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And finally, she calls the manager a moron who has no idea
how to read time because apparently she's never late.
So at that point, the manager islike, all right, we've had
enough. Feel free to pack your stuff and
leave. I was trying to give you another
stuff, but like, you're fired. Don't come back.
There wasn't really much to packbecause it was like an hourly
position at an electronic store,but you get the idea.
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He gives her the whole, you know, it's been an honor having
you be a part of the team, but Ithink you would be a better fit
at another company. That whole spiel and fires her.
And as soon as she's fired, she starts crying.
She's like, no, I need this job.And he's like, look, if you're
not going to show up and you're going to call me being an idiot
and a liar when I tell you that you're not showing up, I can't
hire you. Like there's no way for you to
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have a job here if you're not going to show up.
That's one of the very few things you have to do to keep a
job. And I'm going to be honest, as
somebody who's worked like an entry level job, it is really
hard to get fired from like an entry level job that a lot of
people don't want to do. For example, when I was a bag
boy at the grocery store, peoplecould get away with basically
bloody murder because there was not a long list of people who
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wanted to do that job. So, you know, they had trouble
replacing people and the people that did want to do it weren't
going to take it seriously anyways.
So whatever. They finally end up firing her.
And if you get fired from a job like that, you know you're an
idiot. Like you have to no call, no
show or just steal from the store to get fired from one of
these positions. You know, if you have a pulse
and can kind of do your job and show up on time, they're never
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Beth gets fired because she never shows up for work, which I
feel like is pretty fair. I, I really don't know what else
the bosses were supposed to do. And the next day, she comes in
with this beautiful, beautifullywrapped present.
Like it looks like she spent a couple hours just wrapping this
present. It's purple and white.
It has a white bow around it. It's beautiful.
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And it's pretty sizable. And it has the manager's name on
it. And she drops it off at the
front. She doesn't go see the manager.
She doesn't say, is he here to have a conversation?
She just walks in, says hi to her former Co workers and says,
this is for the manager, you know what I mean?
And so it gets dropped off at the desk.
And immediately everybody kind of notices that it's been doused
in like a gallon of perfume, perfume, you know, like it, it
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smells very, very strongly of perfume.
It's almost like she put the box, the present down and then
just sprayed the entire bottle of perfume that she had all over
it. This thing has been doused,
doused, I tell you, in this gross like perfume.
But keep in mind that this lady is a little eccentric.
She's always overly excited, so people don't really think much
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of it. It's just like what a weird
person. She's always doing weird things
like spraying presents with perfume.
No one ever really stops and andtakes a think about it.
So whatever. The manager comes over and he
gets the present and everybody is curious as to what it is
because it smells. So he decides to open it in
front of everybody right at the cashiers.
And I guess it was pretty dead. There weren't a lot of
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customers. So he unwraps the present and
opens it and just starts being like.
Are you kidding me? The reason it had been, you
know, sprayed with perfume is because this grown woman had
taken a dump in the box, wrappedit, sprayed it with perfume so
nobody would smell it, and then taken it and gave it to the
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managers who had fired her. Bro, she was so petty that they
said, you're unemployed. And she said, yeah, well, you're
going to hold my poop in your hands.
The best part about this to me is like, the manager wasn't even
the bad guy. You know, he literally said you
have to show up at work to keep your job.
And she was like, Nah, I'm goingto give you my poop like that.
That was too far. All right.
I was rocking with this when I didn't have to do anything.
But the second you actually expect me to do my job, that's
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when I just give you a rap pieceof poop.
And also she had to wrap this present like it was very
meticulously wrapped, meaning that she held a box full of her
turd for a pretty long period oftime while she like wrapped it,
you know, And then she had to have wrapped it and went not
still smells bad and kept spraying perfume.
So the smell of her own poop wasgone.
Like, the amount of effort it takes to do this is just crazy.
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And the amount of effort that itwould take to do this when you
kind of deserve to get fired is even more insane.
Like, I get being this petty under certain circumstances, but
if you never show up for work, your boss is going to fire you.
Like I I don't feel like that isthat insane to say, you know?
Oh yes, as you guys can tell, she definitely didn't deserve to
get fired. And you want to know how to make
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sure you're never going to get your job back.
Giving your manager a box full of your feces is a pretty solid
way to make sure that they nevergive you a ring back.
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What's going on guys it's your boys scrub here back again with
another video hope you guys are having a great day.
I know I am and if you are it's about to get even better because
today I have a story time about this senior prank that went a
little bit too far. This is a subscriber story that
was sent in, but something aboutsenior pranks just make me happy
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all right I don't know if it's like the fact that the seniors
are getting revenge for all the crap the schools made them do or
the fact that they tend to be like a little bit creative.
You know what's something about senior pranks get me hyped?
So as soon as I saw this in the DMS, I I knew I had to tell you
guys it. So we're going to be talking
about today. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. Yeah, I pulled up and I got.
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Those you haters looking cheesy like.
All right, so basically for those of you who are not
American or like not familiar with it, the senior prank is a
tradition where people before they graduate, do a prank on the
school that they went to, to just kind of like show it who's
boss and say goodbye. And usually the senior pranks,
I'm not going to lie, are relatively lame.
You know, it's like, Oh my God, they TPD our school or it's
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like, you know, they, they made everyone 5 minutes late.
Like it's usually nothing too crazy.
Which means that whenever somebody actually has like a
really insane senior prank and it gets a little bit out of
control, it's even more legendary, you know, and I guess
the person who who sent in the stories high school had a
reputation for senior pranks that were a little bit insane.
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I guess there was like an MTV show back in the day where they
would show senior pranks on TV and they were on there twice.
One time because somebody had like crawled into the roof and
released crickets, you know, inside of those ceiling tiles,
you know, And then another time because they had done like a
squirt gun fight in the middle of the day.
Like, you know how it is just just normal prank stuff.
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But regardless, because they hadbeen on TV and it had gotten out
of control both times, the school kind of had a reputation
for having like super insane senior pranks.
You know, so when it was this person's turn to graduate, they
knew they had to go pretty hard,but they wanted to make the the
principal, you know, the administration not think that
they were going to go incrediblyhard.
Because here's the thing, once your school kind of gets a
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reputation for getting out of control with senior pranks and
like having those types of issues, the principals in the
administration to crack down a little bit, they know it's going
to be an issue. So they're like, oh, you think
that you're just going to get a senior prank?
Not now. We're going to be vigilant like
eagles. We're going to Big Brother you
all right? We're going to read all your
text messages, all that good stuff that you normally do when
you're trying to creep on peopleto find out if they're pranking
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you. So they're like, we need a decoy
prank. So they decide to do a decoy
prank, which is the following. Another school a little bit away
wanted to do a senior prank, butthey obviously didn't have
nearly as much pressure on them to like do a crazy one and live
up to the reputation of the other senior classes before
them. So they basically organized a
system where like the senior classes were going to switch for
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the day at these two schools. So everybody got assigned
somebody from the other school to like get a schedule from and
they they switch places, which in and of itself is like a
pretty good senior prank. You know, that is a pretty good
senior prank to switch classes with another seniors class.
Like that's pretty smart. The only problem is it just
means that you have to go to school for another day.
So like, I don't really know if that would be enjoyable, but
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it's not bad. But regardless, unless as soon
as that happens, the administration of the school
like puts their guard down. Oh my gosh, the prank was so
laid back this year. How crazy.
These kids weren't destructive. And that's when they decide to
start planning the real one. So the way that this high school
was laid out or the way they described it to me is that
across the street, they had justbroken ground to start building
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like an extension to the school.And so they had like
construction equipment and they had started on earthing stuff.
And it is in the southwest of the United States.
It's not in Nevada, sadly, you know, but it's one of those New
Mexico, Arizona. I'm not going to give out the
specific location because like, I don't know when people send me
stories, I don't know how much I'm supposed to say and how much
I'm supposed to like leave vague.
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But let's just say when they were moving land, there ended up
being some relatively large sized rocks that were unearthed
and had to have been moved. And I don't know if this is just
a Southwest thing or if it's like something that actually
happens on all construction sites.
But when they close down, sometimes they'll leave the keys
inside of the big equipment because it's like, where are you
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going to put the keys on a construction site, you know?
And this happened to be one of those construction sites where
people had got in a little bit loose in with the with the key
placement and started just like leaving the keys in these
massive machines that were beingused to excavate.
Dirt and move stuff around and all that jazz and so basically
these geniuses are like in the middle of the night let's go
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take these excavators and we're.We're going to.
Close in the parking lot with these big boulders, you know,
and everybody's like, oh, that'll be funny.
No one will be able to park or get into school.
And that's the plan. That's what's supposed to go
down. So the night comes where they're
supposed to do it and sure enough, they're like wearing all
black like little ninjas, you know, sneaking onto this
construction site in the hopes of being able to break into, you
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know, one of these machines and use it to block out the parking
lot as you do it for a senior prank.
The only problem with this ideology is that they let a
little too many people in on it.Like, here's the thing with a
good prank to make sure that it doesn't get out of control and
nobody gets out of hand. You got to make sure that it's
only people that you trust. You know, you don't want some
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random guy that's like got angerissues and might decide to just
start punching everything if he just gets pissed off.
You don't want somebody that might snitch.
Like generally when you're trying to pull off a good prank,
you got to keep the crew small because too many people just
usually leads to like too many problems.
You guys know the drill. Think of a prank a lot like a
bank robbery. You only want people you trust.
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So that way if the cops stop at start asking questions,
everybody keeps their mouths shut.
And basically they made the mistake of bringing a couple too
many people to this, you know, prank.
And so but one group of kids kind of splinters away from this
main group. And they were kind of the kids
that are known to get a little bit out of control.
They're known to go a little bittoo far and, you know, are just
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overall known for getting a little bit out of hand in
general. Everybody knows those kids in
high school, like the kids, you know, where the teacher will be
like, hey, please stop talking. And they can't stop making jokes
that stop being funny in middle school or like the kids that
always push it too far. You know, it's all fun and
games. Everybody's having a good time.
So they just start like being the kid punching people in peace
or the kid who, you know, makes the teacher tell everyone to put
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their phones away because they couldn't be quiet like those
types of kids. So they kind of splinter off
from the group, but because everybody else is focused on
getting their prank done, nobodyelse really notices.
So as they kind of split away, everybody else focuses on just
getting their job done. So sure enough, one of the like
bulldozer things, it wasn't a bulldozer.
That's not the right word for it.
What's the one called where it has like the bucket thing in the
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front? I, I, I don't know.
I don't know. Anyways, they use it to, like,
scoop up one of these big rocks and they drive it across the
street, which, you know, if you're doing it in the middle of
the night is pretty easy. I know a lot of you guys are
going to be like, oh, my gosh, how didn't you get caught?
You clearly have never lived in a suburban place where, like, at
2:00 in the morning, there's no reason for anyone to be thinking
that kids are going to be movingrocks across the parking lot at
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the school. Not to mention, because the
school already thought they'd been pranked, they weren't
exactly on high alert for anything else going down South.
Sure enough, they start moving the rocks and they end up
blocking off all of the entrances to the parking lot.
And they're like, oh, that was sick.
Isn't that awesome? Like, wow, that was pretty easy
in this entire time. They're like, where's the other
group of people? And they see that the other
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machine is gone and there's somerocks that have been moved, but
they're like, oh, maybe they hadjust gone and done it to the
teachers parking lot, who knows?And right when they're like
talking about how they probably went to get the teachers parking
lot and it probably wasn't that bad, the other people come back
in their forklift, right? And they have the smile on their
face and they're like, dude, trust me, we're about to go down
as legends. You know, like, I have no doubt
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that we're they're going to be the group of people that go down
for the best senior prank ever. So they're like, well, what did
you guys do? And they say, don't worry about
it. We just got the garden and
basically in the back of the school was like this greenhouse
in this super sick terrorist like garden school farm thing.
That was really nice. And so they are like, oh crap.
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So they go over to see what is going on.
And sure enough, they had taken that machine and all those
boulders and just absolutely thrashed every single piece of
like every, they had rolled the rocks down the terrace garden.
They had basically driven like the the equipment through the
greenhouse. They had just absolutely
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destroyed it. And at this point, everybody
involved, like all 20 people there, including the people who
did that are like, OK, well, this escalated quickly.
You know, this was supposed to just be one of those silly fun
breaks where we blocked the carsfrom getting in.
But now we've officially caused like hundreds of thousands of
dollars in property damage and pretty sure this one's a felony.
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So not as fun anymore. And for anybody out there that
does want to do a senior prank, you know, if you're really like,
yes, senior pranks are for me, just a general rule of advice.
Try to avoid things that will land you in prison because
chances are if you're a senior in high school, you're not made
for prison. And trust me, nobody in there is
going to like your pranks. Dude.
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I, I'm very, very confident about that, that Ted Bundy would
not be impressed by your abilityto destroy a garden and also
like being that destructive justisn't cool.
What is the prank in just destroying stuff?
Like that's not funny. Blocking people's way into the
parking lot is funny because it's like, look, you could park
right there but you can't get inway to go guess you're going to
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have to park somewhere else. Like that's kind of funny.
Just destroying like a beautifulgarden that your school had
worked hard to make isn't a goodprank.
It just makes you look like the biggest tool ever.
Haha. I hate Mother Nature.
How dare it try to like grow plants and stuff.
What's your deal, man? Like, what do those poor plants
do to you? And I'm not trying to be a tree
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hug and hippie either, but I'm just saying like, they never
even stood a chance, dude. What is a bean sprout supposed
to do against like a forklift running it over over and over
again? Jack can't be climbing that hoe
if it's six feet under the ground because Marcus and his
meth heads decided to go too crazy with construction
equipment. So at that point, everybody's
like, look, we got to get out ofhere because the school is going
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to take this seriously. It's all fun and games when you
block that. It's all fun and games when you
know. You switch senior classes with
another school, it's not exactlyfun and games when you cause
hundreds of thousands of dollarsin property damage.
So everybody gets out of there and it's like, look, we can't
tell that we were there. Everybody has to keep their
mouth shut, otherwise we're all going to get in trouble.
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But. Sure enough, the same kids that
were dumb enough to cause all the property damage also wanted
credit for it because basically the entire school is like
shocked, you know, they're, they're definitely like, Oh my
gosh, what, what what is going on?
What type of savages would causethis much damage?
So because these kids are prettydumb, they basically end up
bragging to everybody that will listen that they did it.
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And here's how they did it. They had gone across the street
and da, da, da, da, da. So sure enough, by like
lunchtime, sorry, my alarm was going off, I was supposed to be
taken a nap. But sure enough, by like
lunchtime, they've all been rounded up, all 20 of them.
Because basically all they had to do is go check the cameras of
stuff like near across the street.
And sure enough, they see all these kids pull up and their
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license plate numbers and everything.
So they initially think that all20 people are involved.
So they call everybody in and they're basically like, all of
you are going to be getting charges.
You know, we can't believe that you thought it would be a funny
prank to go out and desecrate the beautiful school grounds
that, you know, we spent so muchtime working on.
It's the students that do that, like saying all this stuff.
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And the guy who sent me this story does something that, you
know, I'm actually in favor of in only certain situations.
But he's like, look, I'm not about to get a felony charge for
something that I didn't do. So he basically says, go ahead,
check the school cameras. Not all of us were involved with
vandalizing, you know, like the the garden.
And the kids who were involved are instantly like, Oh my God,
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what a snitch. Like you just broke the number
one rule. But hear me out.
If you go out and commit a felony that I wasn't involved in
and didn't know you were going to commit, and then I'm about to
get in trouble for it, yeah, I'mgoing to snitch easily.
I didn't do anything. Like, it's not like anybody else
was involved in going too far and destroying innocent nature.
That was your guys his decision.And all of a sudden when they
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are like, oh, not all of you were involved, the tone changes
and they're like, we're going tohave to investigate.
But the reason the tone changes is usually the kids that take it
too far and get into trouble arenobodies.
You know, like they're kids thatthey don't mind yelling at, but
these kids just so happen to be like, you know, some students
that had some influence if you're picking up what I'm
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putting down, mommy and daddy made of had a building named
after them. So once they kind of realized
that not everybody was involved and the only people that were
stupid enough to go destroy everything happened to be the
kids that, you know, have a donated some money to the
school. Like the administration's entire
tone changes and they're like, well, you know, maybe charging
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criminal charges would be a little bit too harsh.
You guys are young. We wouldn't want to ruin such,
you know, potential filled lives.
That would just be horrible if we managed to ruin any of your
guys's prospects at college. It's like, oh, you know, 10
seconds ago we were all screwed and these guys probably would
have gotten off their hook because their parents can get
good lawyers. But now that all the normal kids
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aren't in trouble, now you're going to be like, maybe that's
too far. Yeah.
You know what else is too far? I don't know, deciding to
rampage Dr. construction equipment through a garden for
the lols. Maybe that's a little bit too
far. The only punishment that they
ended up getting for destroying that garden ended up being that
they couldn't walk at graduation, which like, honestly
isn't a punishment. But yeah, anyways, guys, that's
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the story about how they went way too far.
Moral of the story is if your errands have money you can
basically get away with destroying anything, but be
careful of who you invite to pranks.
If that's any lesson you can take from the story, it's keep
an eye on who you got around youbecause you never know when
idiots are going to take it too far and maybe get you a felony.
That's some general advice. Hopefully you guys enjoyed the
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Peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy scrub. Here, back again with another
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And if you are, be sure to pressthe like button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam, Your parents are going to force
you to join a cult. Yeah, that's right.
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I didn't really expect this story to pop up in my DMS, but
hey, I guess 2020 is full of surprises and I can firmly say
if you don't press the like button, you're joining a cult.
Seriously though, apparently this kid who sent me this story
moved to a small town and like, his parents signed him up for
this weird Boy Scouts thing thatended up basically being a cult.
And you know, if there's Colts involved, I at least have to
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take a look at it. And it was pretty entertaining.
So that's we're going to be talking about today.
So without further ado, let's get into it.
All right, all right, all right.So today's story was sent in.
And basically this person spent the majority of their early life
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and like really growing up in a big city, Washington, DC to be
exact. Like, I, I guess it doesn't
matter. They don't live there anymore.
So I can say that. And Washington, DC is a pretty
big, like metropolitan area. There's not a whole lot of
country around, you know, it's avery urban place.
And when they were 10, their parents basically moved them to
the Midwest. And for those of you who aren't
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from the United States, the Midwest is this collection of
cities that like is very flat and rural.
You know, there's not a lot of big cities going on.
And I'm not saying that like they're they're lame, but it's
just it's a change of pace from the city for sure.
There's just not as much going on.
And obviously when you go from like a place where there's
always something to do to a place where there really isn't
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much to do but like go cow tipping, you get a little bit
bored. So this kids parents realized
that he was a little bit bored, so they signed him and his
sister up for this thing throughthe school that was known as
like basically the wildlife explorers.
You know, I'm going to use that name from up instead of like the
actual name that they sent me because I, I don't want this kid
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to like get stalked by this cultgroup.
But it was like a knock off Boy Scouts.
But in this town, you know, theylived in a small town in the
Midwest. It was all they had to offer.
And obviously kids that grew up in the middle of this tiny,
very, very like, you know, conservative town were just
different than these kids who grew up in the city.
So they figured it would be a good way for him to get out and
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get some activity and make some friends and, you know, because
mixing with them at school was alittle bit difficult for him
because they were just so culturally different.
So he gets signed up for this Wilderness Explorers program and
he's pretty hyped. You know, he's bored.
He's really, really bored because the place they live is
boring now and he's looking for just any excuse to be
entertained. So regardless, they get dropped
off on the Friday night, which is supposed to be the
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introductory movie night for them.
It's like the cozy night where you get to know everybody and
eat popcorn and they do it whenever there's a new kid.
So they get dropped off on a Friday night, the parents drop
them off and him and his youngersister start walking into this
like place where they have the meeting.
And I don't know if it was a reccenter or a church, wherever
they have the meetings like thisin these places.
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And as they're walking in, you know, they open the doors and
all of a sudden the kids like all stop joking and laughing and
just look at them, turn and lookat them and are just staring at
them. You know, like the new kids that
just walked in. And it's a small town, so new
kids aren't normal. But when you walk into a group
and the entire group stops and stares at you, that's some super
creepy energy. And that's when this kid starts
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realizing, like all the posters on the wall, you know, and the
posters are like sinners must burn.
The devil is coming for you. Like stuff like that.
And there's nothing wrong with religion.
But like I, I prefer messages that are a little bit happier,
like, oh, raindrop forest, Jesusloves you.
You know, like the devil is coming to eat your soul is a
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little bit intense for knock offBoy Scouts.
Like, all right, kids, I know you were expecting us to teach
you how to go fishing, but we'reactually going to teach you how
to prepare to defend yourself inhell because that's where all of
you are going. Like, that's a bit intense, but
whatever. All the kids are staring at them
being creepy, you know, as creepy kids doing creepy Boy
Scout stuff do. So they're kind of like a little
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bit, you know, overwhelmed because you don't expect you to
get screamed at when you're a child that like, you need to
prepare to go to hell. And all of these posters center
around the small town that they've moved to, engulfed in
flames like a mural. They had paid some somebody to
come in and paint the town they lived in on fire, which is a
little bit of a weird art Commission.
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Like, imagine being the artist that did that, you know?
Oh, you know, some of my favorite work that I've ever
painted in my entire life is just, I love beaches and
sailboats. In this one time I painted the
city I lived in being consumed by flames because Satan himself
was coming up to destroy them and we needed to.
Teach the kids to fear Jesus. Like what?
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Who? Paints that.
That's a weird Commission, dude.You got paid to paint your
entire city in flames. Come on.
No, that's a weird art project. That's something that I don't
think necessarily that your first grade art teacher would be
proud of. So because they're 10 years old,
they're obviously terrified because it's not, not, not like
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you expect this when you get dropped off at Boy Scouts.
So what happens next is even weirder.
So basically like they start singing these weird folk songs,
you know, and, and are like burning brimstone, like sermons
about how Satan's going to come back and they're singing these
folk songs in tongues. Like it's not even English
anymore. Halfway through it, they just
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start making hissing noises, kind of like like they're
talking to snakes. Ever seen the Harry Potter thing
where it's parcel tongues, you know?
But like, imagine songs of that,like the beat in the background,
just boom, boom, boom, boom, drop that.
See what I did there? I got around it because
technically I didn't say anything.
I just hissed to show how how itsounds.
But I I made a joke, you know, ha ha, ha.
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Regardless, the songs are creepy.
They're starting to sing in tongues and whatnot.
And some of the words that stickout are like, he's under my
feet, Satan's under my feet waiting for me.
Like that's a creepy song to just be teaching kids.
And you had to learn a dance about it too.
So his him and his sister are looking at each other like what
is going on? Because you get dropped off and
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told Boy Scouts, I don't care what city you're from or what
country you're from. You have an image in your head
of making little sailboats to float down the gutter or the
little soapbox Derby cars where you make the cars to go down
hills. You're not expecting to have to
learn a song and dance about howSatan is always lurking to
consume you. Like OK, calm down with the
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rituals guys. This is a 7 year old.
They should be dancing to the Wiggles, not this.
So after the weird song and dance and whatnot, they get
separated, boys and girls. So he gets separated from his
sister and all the boys are toldthat they're going to go on a
drive with brother Joseph. And brother Joseph looks like a
bit of a creeper. This is his description, not
mine, but he just looks very creepy and something's off about
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him. Like he just gets a weird vibe.
And then he sees that the car that they're going to take on
this drive is like a U-Haul thathas windows cut into the side of
the back of the van. And they want the kids to just,
it's like hop in the back of EU Haul to go on a drive with this
creepy dude. So at this point, you know, the
kids had enough. He's like, Nope, I'm not going
on a creepy ride in the middle of the night because it's late
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at night, by the way. It's not like you're going on a
drive in the middle of the day. Who goes on a drive at the
middle of the night to look at the scenery?
Like, you can't see anything, you know?
So no, he's not going to get in the back of a U-Haul to go off
after these people have been like, saying all this creepy
stuff and screaming at the kids.So yeah, he decides not enough
and he's going to go get his sister.
And the girls had been told to like stay back at where they had
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been doing the weird dancing andwhatnot.
So he signals to his sister fromthe door and she comes out and
it's late at night. So they're like, look, we're
just going to go home. And from the way it's described,
it's a pretty rural town in a farm area.
So there's kind of like walking through fields and whatnot to
get home in the entire time they're terrified and talking
about how weird that was. So finally they get home and
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they like come in the door and they start telling their parents
how creepy it was and how they never want to go back.
And the parents are freaking outbecause they you've never seen
their kids this scared. Like his exact words in the
message are my parents said they've never seen us so scared.
So imagine it's late at night. You drop your kids off at what
you think is the Boy Scouts and then an hour later they burst in
the door like covered in dirt from walking through fields and
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going mom and dad just tried to sell me to a cult.
Like, that's definitely not something you expect to happen
when you and your wife are just eating a peaceful dinner without
the kids. So the parents are like, OK, you
never have to go back again. But it gets even weirder.
So literally every other kid in the town had been there, you
know, like they were the outsiders, but every other kid
at their school and whatnot had gone to this Boy Scouts meeting.
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And when they go to school, nobody mentions it at all.
Nobody mentions seeing them there.
Nobody mentions the fact that they disappeared.
Nobody mentions why the kid wasn't unlike the creepy U-Haul
van. Like none of the kids say
anything to them or acknowledge it whatsoever or it in any
regard. Not them being in there, but
never even bring up the fact that it exists, which is even
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weirder. You know, like let's say some
kids come to try something once and they never show up and you
all just kind of know that they didn't like it.
So you don't bring it up, but they never even talk about it
amongst each other. Like it's never like, hey, Tony,
are are you going to nature Rangers tonight?
Nothing like that. No wilderness explorers for the
boys, like nothing like that. Which is bizarre because you'd
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think if all the kids were signed up for this Boy Scouts
camping experience, some of themwould talk about it sometime,
especially if it's everybody in the city.
But no, this creepy town just straight up never mentioned it
again, which should be terrifying.
Dude. That's how you know it's in a
cult. Oh, yeah.
We're just going to tell these kids that Satan is always
lurking in their feet trying to eat them alive from the ground.
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And yeah, Amen. Peace out.
We're going to go Boy Scout camping.
So regardless, you know, Boy Scout Colts are apparently a
thing. Be on the lookout out there.
I hope this wasn't disrespectful.
Like I I don't think that every religion is a cult obviously,
but like, you know, it is bizarre that you I wanted to
take kids on a creepy ride in the back of a U-Haul.
That sounds like kidnapping waiting to happen.
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I know I am. And today I'm going to be
telling you guys just a crazy story of something dumb me and
my friends did. I don't recommend doing this by
any means, but regardless, I'll be telling you guys why you
should never fart on a lighter. I know it sounds dumb, and
that's because it is, but real talk, be sure to press the like
button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam.
You'll find out the hard way whyyou should never do it.
And trust me, it's quite unpleasant.
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But yeah. And that.
Let's get right into the video. Bang Bang boom boom.
It's not good, nice racking or ass Brazilian just turned 21,
but my banks a million swear I'ma little drunk, but it's a hell
of a film all right. So sometimes when you're hanging
out with your friends, you guys have ideas that you think are
really, really good at the time,but in retrospect just aren't.
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And one night I was hanging out with my friends and we were
watching YouTube videos of people doing dumb things.
And there was a clip of a dude like farting in a lighter and it
having this giant flamethrower effect and.
Because we were. Teenage boys, we were like, Oh
my God, that was the greatest thing ever.
Obviously, we have to do this assoon as humanly possible because
it's just incredible. But we also decided that we had
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to up the ante. You know, we couldn't get one up
by the YouTube compilation. So we start thinking of a way to
like make it next level. And I'm, I'm not going to lie,
there may have been a consumption of some silly juice.
Like we might have been slightlyhydrated.
We were, we, we, we were all of age.
OK, if anyone's asking, if the feds ask this happened, we were
21, but also in high school. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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If you're picking up what I'm putting down.
I was actually a teenager. Anyways, one of my friends
decide that the way he's going to one up it is he's going to be
the one to fart and we're going to use a blowtorch, you know,
like the ones that you hold withthe canister off of them.
And I, I tell them very quickly that that's a bad idea.
I'm like, listen guys, I don't know, I think that's a bad idea.
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And very quickly they tell me toshut up.
You know that like I, I'm being dumb and you know, I'm like, all
right, well, I just feel like this is a bad idea.
And they once again tell me to shut up and like mind my own
business. And I decided to just keep my
mouth shut after after that, everybody, like I said, a little
little out of it. So like, you know, they probably
just didn't like being told whatto do.
So I'm like, all right. So sure enough, they make us all
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follow them down to the garage. And his dad had a bunch of
tools. Like, it was the kid who owned
the house, but he, his dad had abunch of tools.
Like he had basically everything.
So he walks over and we start looking and he's rifling through
all of his dad's stuff. And like, you know, he's
throwing tools everywhere. Like he's making a mess of it.
And, you know, my dad has a bunch of tools too.
Anyone whose dad is kind of a handyman will attest the one way
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to piss off those dads is fast. This humanly possible is to
like, mess with the organizationof their tools.
That's going to be important later, dude.
But whatever. He finds a blowtorch and he's
like, are you OK? Are you guys ready?
And I, I say again, I'm like, guys, I don't think this is a
good idea. Like, you know, it works with
the lighter. I really don't think that you
should do this with the blowtorch.
Once again, they all tell me to shut up and whatnot.
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So he turns on the blowtorch. And if you've ever seen a
blowtorch turn on, you know, it's very strong.
And for whatever reason, he decides to just point it at his
pants. And pretty predictably, that
leads to his pants catching. On fire really quickly.
He wasn't wearing like normal shorts, you know, that are kind
of not denim, but like, you knowthat what?
I don't know what the material is called, but like he was
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wearing athletic shorts that arethat, you know, pretty flammable
looking material like the Nike dry fit shorts.
So for whatever reason, this idiot points the blowtorch at
himself and his pants just startcatching on fire, right, dude?
And he's like, Oh my God, Oh my God, freaking out and then he
farts, bro. Like that's the craziest part of
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all. While his pants are on fire
after he lit them on fire, by the way, he still decides to let
it RIP and like the fire does shoot out a little bit.
I do have to clarify that it didwork a little bit, but his pants
are still on fire and everybody around him is just kind of
sitting there frozen, not reallyknowing what to do.
So like I go over and start telling him to roll around
because stop drop and roll is the only thing that I could
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remember for what to do. All right, Surprisingly, me as a
kid, you know, and my future jobas a YouTube, I don't have a
depth of knowledge on what to doin this situation.
So I'm like stop drop and roll and he's rolling around and his
pants are slowly going out. And at that .1 of the kids like
unfreezes and runs to get his parents, you know, to be like
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dude, your kids butt is literally on fire, his pants are
on fire. Oh my God.
And finally the kids dad like comes into the garage and keep
in mind the last time he saw us all, we were all like just being
a little bit goofy, acting a little bit silly.
You know, he knew that we were all over, but he didn't really
know what was going on. And now he's walking into the
garage and as I mentioned earlier, his son has like, going
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through all of his tool boxes that were nice and organized,
which if you've ever had to do that, takes a while.
He had taken it, thrown them everywhere, trying to find a
blowtorch. So all the work that this dad
has put into, like, organizing his garage is destroyed.
And there's a bunch of us standing around.
And his son is laying there on the ground wincing in pain
because he somehow managed to light his own butt on fire in
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the process of trying to flex toall of his friends that he could
turn his butt into a flamethrower.
You know what I'm saying? Like, as far as disappointment
goes, I'm pretty sure that's pretty far up there.
I'm not saying there's ever a good reason for a parent to be
disappointed in their kid, but if there was, we kind of gave
him the good reason. So I could immediately tell by
the look on this dude's face that like, he wanted to kick us
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all out immediately. He just wanted us to get out of
his house and get a far away from his son as humanly
possible, even though it was none of our faults.
And as soon as his son goes, hey, dad, he just like starts
yelling. He starts screaming at everybody
to get out and da, da, da, da, da, da.
And everybody starts like frantically freaking out.
So people are like filing out ofthe garage and whatnot.
And I'm just kind of standing there because I'm like, bro, I'm
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not afraid of you. I didn't do anything wrong.
All right? Believe it or not, your son was
the genius mastermind behind lighting his own butt on fire to
try to turn it into a flamethrower.
So he's kind of like asking what's going on.
And his son's like, well, we were watching YouTube videos and
we saw this guy who, like, farted on a lighter and it made
a flamethrower. So we decided to try it.
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But I wanted to make it even better than the YouTube video.
So I wanted to use a blowtorch. And the dad is like, why would
you do that? Do you have any idea how much
stronger a blowtorch is? He's like, yeah, well, I didn't,
you know, we would. Like, Ryan was trying to warn
us, but whatever. We tried to do it.
And I pointed it at my pants, and it lit my pants on fire.
And the dad just has this look of like, yeah, you know, you
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ever just seen someone realize that somebody that they're
friends with or, like, care about is just an idiot?
And there's, there's really no hope for him, bro.
Like that was the look on this dad's face when he realized that
his son was actually dumb enoughto just light his own butt on
fire with a blowtorch to impresshis friends.
Like dude, I'm just saying, if your friends are the type of
people who need you to fart intoa lighter and make a
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flamethrower to impress them, then you probably need some new
friends, dude. Especially if you're also the
type of person dumb enough to just point a blowtorch at
yourself. You probably shouldn't make
stupid people with stupid people.
I'm going to interrupt the storytime for a second.
On the screen is a gift card. I give one away every day just
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And if you're not here early, there's no way you're going to
get the gift card regardless. That was the last time I ended
up hanging out with that dude. Not that I'm like, too
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judgmental, bro, but the fact that they were just telling me
to shut up when I was just trying to prevent them from
getting in trouble. I don't know, like people like
that, that's how you end up in trouble when people are just
super committed to the bad ideas.
I'm just saying they're not bad people.
They just, I don't know, people who light their own bus on fire
are just not my crowd, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, been there, donethat.
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Ha ha ha. I've told that story before,
someone can go find it if you haven't seen it before.
Anyways guys, that's going to doit for the video.
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And yeah, on that note, don't get anyone pregnant.
If you do, make sure they're hot.
Follow me on TikTok at Scrubby Stories and hopefully I'll see
you guys all next time with another video.
I'm out. Peace.
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