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What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
Today I had a very awkward. Conversation with my aunt, she
found my channel and she's like basically threatening to tell my
mom about some videos that I made, not realizing that I'm an
adult and that's not actually a threat to me.
Regardless, I know it's something that you guys would
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find entertaining, so I figured I would make a video about it.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
But press the like button or no joke, no scam.
You're just straight up not a very cool person.
Let's go. It's so good.
It's not good. Nice racking her ass.
Brazilian just turned 21 before banks a million.
Swear I'm a little drunk but it's a hell of a family.
All right, guys. So, you know, my family is kind
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of a little bit crazy. It's pretty big.
And it's not like I'm close witheverybody.
That's just the way it goes. And I have this one aunt and
uncle whose kids are just kind of nightmares.
And I've told a couple story times about how like, he's
stolen my cousin's iPod before he tried to break into my
grandma's house to get money on Easter.
He's just kind of a crazy guy. And I've told story times
because that's what I do. I just tell stories about crazy
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things that go on. And, you know, I, I knew that
they had seen him, But like, I change everybody's names.
Obviously, I leave identifying things out.
You know, I change some details so that way nobody could really
figure out who it is because I'mnot stupid.
I understand it's embarrassing. But at the same time, you know,
like, I'm going to tell crazy stories because that's my job.
Like if you do something nuts, I'm going to tell them about it.
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But I've never said their name. I've never been like, hey, guys,
this this is my cousin that I'm talking about, you know, because
I'm not dumb. I understand that that could
affect them, right? Well, I guess they decided to
tell my aunt and my aunt and I don't get along.
First of all, she's not even like, you know, related to me.
She's my she she married into the family and she just doesn't
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like me very much. Like we're not actually related
and she's never really liked me.My mom herself has said that
ever since I was a kid. She's just had some weird beef
with me. So they told her about the
videos and I, I never talked to this part of my family basically
ever, but the only time I would ever see him was like Christmas
and Thanksgiving. And even then we never really
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got along. So it was like not a big deal.
Regardless, I had changed my number since the last time I saw
him. So I have a text this morning
from a number I don't really see.
And I realized that it opens up with hello, it's aunt blah blah
blah. And it says her name.
I'm not going to say her name. And it's basically a paragraph
about how, you know, my channel was found.
And she thinks it's disturbing that I would be airing family
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drama and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And genuinely, I'm never making the videos to, like, air family
drama. It's just like, yeah, when your
adult son bites me, it's kind ofa funny story.
Like, I'm not telling it. So you guys think my family's
crazy. I'm telling you it because my
family's crazy. And it's entertaining more than
anything, you know? And she basically is telling me
that, like, my videos are going to ruin my family's life and
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tear us apart. And duh, duh, duh, duh.
And genuinely, dude, if you wantme to be honest with you,
everyone in my family is pretty cool with my videos.
Like except this one particular group of them.
Everyone else thinks it's prettycool.
They have no problem with it, this little subset, because
they've been the bad guys, I guess.
Quote UN quote in a few videos. They hate it, dude.
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They are the she starts threatening that, you know, I
won't get invited to Thanksgiving and whatnot, and
Thanksgiving is at my parents house this year.
So like obviously that's just not gonna happen, but whatever.
She basically tells me that I have to take all the videos that
are like about my cousin down and whatnot because it's just
dramatically unfair. And I see this right when I wake
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up. So like, I just read it and I do
have my red receipts on because I'm a savage.
And if I'm ignoring somebody, I want them to know.
And I kind of opened it and thenwent to shower and whatnot
because I had just woken up and I just didn't feel like dealing
with that first thing in the morning.
I'm sure you guys understand that.
Dude, if you had just woken up and the first thing you're
hearing is your aunt complaining, the last thing
you're going to want to do is deal with that.
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So I'm in the shower doing my thing and my phone was like on
the counter outside the shower and I hear it vibrating and
vibrating and vibrating. So I look out and I see that
it's my aunt calling. So like I answer, I'm like, hey,
I'm in the shower and it's just screaming you left me on red da
da da da da you're so disrespectful blah blah blah.
And I'm just kind of still like in a wake up days.
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So I just go, I'm not going to sit here if you're going to yell
at me. And she's like, don't hang up on
me. It's so disrespectful to hate.
And I hung up on her because I'mjust not going to get yelled at.
Bro. I am 21 years old.
I am an adult, you know, maybe when I was a kid, but I had to
let you yell at me. I'm not going to do that now.
So my phone starts vibrating again and immediately, and I
answer it and she's screaming and I tell her that I'm not
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going to talk to her unless she wants to talk like a big girl
bro. So she like bites her tongue,
but I can tell that that just really pissed her off.
So she starts telling me that like, I have to delete the
videos and whatnot. And so I explained to her that
no, I'm not going to do that because, you know, yet like, A,
I've changed all the names so there's no way for anyone to be
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identified. And B, her kids are crazy.
Like they did it. You know what I'm saying?
Like it's not like, like I, I don't understand the problem
here. So I just tell her, no.
Also, I don't really care if they don't like me, like, and
they already don't. That's the thing.
Like if they would have reached out and said, Hey, listen, can
you please delete them? We just don't like the way that
it is. Like that would be one thing.
But if you're going to call me screaming at me, he's calling me
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a moron than not. They're not getting taken down.
So I just tell her no. And when I tell her no, she's
like, you're going to take him down.
And I'm like, no, I'm not. Now she's just trying to boss me
around and as I said, I'm an adult.
Like listen, if you're watching this, I'm not saying that you
should do this to every adult bro.
Like if an adult tells you to dosomething and they have a valid
reason, that's fine. But if somebody just wants you
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to like do something because they don't like it, even though
there's really no reason for them not to like it.
As I've said, I I could totally understand the position if it
was like a video where people knew who they were and it made
them look bad and like could affect them, but it just
doesn't. Nobody knows who it is.
Like nobody. Anyways, she's like, I'm going
to get you to take it down. So I just keep telling her no.
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And finally she's like, if you don't take it down, then I'm
going to tell your mom. And I just start giggling, dude.
And she's like, oh, yeah, laughing because you're scared,
huh? And no, I was just giggling at
her because once again, I'm 21. I live in my own house, bro.
Like, my my parents don't pay for anything.
Like, OK, go ahead. Like, I don't care.
What? OK, go ahead.
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What are you, what are you goingto do?
Hello. Yes.
Ryan's mom. I'm just letting you know that
your son made a video about my kid and I don't like that and I
need you to have him take it down.
First of all, my mom would go, he's an adult.
I can't really do anything aboutit because trust me, my parents
are aware of the fact that they can tell me to do something all
they want. If I don't want to do it, I'm
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just not going to do it. I'm an adult at this point.
I take care of myself and I don't think I did anything
wrong. But also what what, what is my
mom going to do? Come break into my house and
delete it off my computer? You do realize my mom is like
50? She has no clue how to delete a
video off my computer at all. She would be useless even if you
did tell her because I'm not doing it.
Hey, I'm going to pause the story time for a second.
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And yeah, on that note, let's get right back to the story
time. And I think she was slowly
realizing that it wasn't going to work.
And so her next threat, once again, she's like, I'll make
sure that you can't come to Thanksgiving.
I'm like, dude, OK, Like it's atmy parents house.
I'll just show up. Like it's not like it's hard to
figure out when Thanksgiving is.Dude, what?
Oh, you're not going to tell me when it is probably on
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Thanksgiving. Like if, if I had to venture out
and make a wild guess here, I'm pretty sure I can figure it out.
And so she's like, you're so disrespectful and hung up.
And I got another paragraph basically like trying to be a
lot nicer, you know, please. I just feel like, you know, it,
it would it would mean and I mentioned back and I was like,
look, nobody knows who it is. If you can show me proof that
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it's caused any harm to anyone that I mentioned, I will delete
it 100%. And they just couldn't do it
because it didn't happen, bro. Like that's that's what
ridiculous. Like if they had a reason, I'm a
reasonable guy. You guys watch my videos.
I'm not just a crazy person who's going to be like, no,
never, never, ever, ever. And even then, yeah, if you
would have been respectful from the start, it's different.
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Not you called yelling at me, threatened to tell my mom I'm
not little kid. I'm not backing down now.
I got to teach you a lesson. That's just how it is.
Call me petty all you want. Yeah, I am petty, but whatever,
it's my channel. I get to be petty if I want to
be. That's just how it is.
I'm not saying that I should be your role model.
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It's your boy scrub here. Back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. As you can tell from the title
of today's story time, I have a pretty bizarre situation about
this kid in my elementary schoolwho ended up seeking his death.
And genuinely, dude, I do have to give him some credit.
Like, yeah, there were consequences and whatnot, but
this dude in second grade reallyjust decided to convince the
entire class he was going to dieand then disappeared for a
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month. It's a pretty insane story, and
obviously I thought you guys would find it a little bit
entertaining, so it's what we'regoing to be doing today.
Be sure to press the like buttonor, no joke, no scam, your death
will be faked by your grandma for insurance money.
Let's get into it. I'm sorry I'm getting to the bag
now. Little Mama ain't trying to call
me dad now. I don't want to hear no dumb
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shit. All right guys, so one kid in my
elementary school legit faked his death all the time to all
the students because he knew he was going to be gone for a month
and it's just seriously insane. So there was this one kid named
Tom who was a little bit out there.
Dude, I'm not exactly sure what his family did, but they were
just kind of known for dipping for a month or two during the
middle of the school year and just kind of like piercing out.
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They were always going missing and whatnot, and he was just a
weird kid, dude. Like not weird in the way of,
you know, trying to convince me to help him start a lizard
business or anything, but weird in the way of like, ah, hello my
fellow star children. Today is a brand new adventure
in which we must go forth and try to become the best version
of our mortal selves. Like just very, very over the
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top and extremely well spoken. But like, we're all in second
grade, so all of us are just kind of, you know, sticking
around with our fingers and our nose like, oh, I like Pokémon.
Anyways, one day he just starts telling everyone at the
playground that he's going to die.
And he only has one week left tolive.
And I'm a little skeptical when he tells me, but like, he goes
around telling more and more people and, you know, some
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people are starting to cry and whatnot.
So I'm like, damn, maybe this islegit.
I still had a little bit of a question in the back of my head
because when he told me it, bro,he sounded so calm.
He was like, yeah, you know, I'mjust, yeah, I'm dying in like a
month. So after that happens, I'm just
not going to be here anymore because I'll be dead.
And he just said it so casually that something, even in my
little kid brain was like, huh, something's not adding up here.
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But regardless, you know, everybody else in the class is,
like, freaking out. Some girls are crying.
So before the end of recess, basically everyone in our grade
has gone from, like, a fine, normal day to everyone thinking
that our classmate Tom is, like,on the border of death.
And basically, at this point, you know, he's just inches away
from falling down the stairs andexploding.
And we get back to the class after recess, which is when he
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had started telling everybody, like, yeah, guys, you know, I
only have a little bit left to live.
And the entire mood of the classis just like, awful and down.
We're all second graders trying to, like, deal with death for
the first time. You know, none of us actually
know what's going on, dude. We can barely even read.
We still watch the Magic School Bus thinking it's a documentary.
And this kid is out here tellingus that he's going to be dead in
a month. So the mood of the class is just
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depressed, dude. It's just terrible.
But for some reason, Tom is feeling upbeat and chipper.
And like, I was in class sittingthere kind of watching him
interact with people. And I'm thinking to myself, man,
for someone who's dying pretty soon, he sure did know how to
milk it, dude. Like, I'm not even kidding.
At one point his pencil broke and he looked at the person
sitting next to him and was like, you know, I am going to
die soon and I'm, I'm very weak.Can you help me conserve my
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energy by going and sharpening my pencil for me?
And the person sitting next to him like unironically got up and
went and sharpened his pencil for him.
You know, he's just milking thisdude.
I feel a little too weak to go to the pencil sharpener.
Is there any way you can help? Like dude, I just saw you at
recess 20 minutes ago, literallyrunning full speed from group to
group trying to convince everybody that you're going to
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die in like two weeks and now all of a sudden you're unable to
walk 5 feet to the pencil sharpener and get somebody else
to do it for you instead. Regardless, like all day he's
just milking it and getting everyone to do stuff for him.
But I noticed that he's not doing it around the teachers.
Like for some reason it seems like he's only dying around
students, which I thought was weird, but I'm not the one dying
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so whatever. Maybe he's just handling it
differently and I wasn't doing anything for him.
Like even if he came up to me and asked, I probably would have
said no anyways. I just had a weird feeling about
it. But you know, I make a mental
note that but he's not doing it around teachers, which is weird.
So all week I'm watching my classmates treat this dude like
a pharaoh, you know, like we're the peasants building the
pyramids and he's just in chargeof us.
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Everyone's doing all of his homework for him.
Anything that he says he wants done.
Everyone's like, Oh my God, yes.Of course, at one point, I'm not
even kidding, I literally watched this group of girls
carry him to the water fountain so that he could rest on the
way. He never had to wait in any
lines. And like, listen, it wasn't like
our class was just being nice. Dude.
If anybody was in front of him in line or like had something he
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wanted, he would just make you feel like a horrible person for
not letting him have it. He'd be like, well, I am dying,
so you should let me go first. Like, it was just kind of
annoying. So for, for the first week,
that's how it is. And then genuinely after that,
like some people kind of got sick of it.
But for the next month, until itwas, you know, the last day or
whatever his his story was, there were a bunch of people in
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the school basically just actinglike this guy was the king of
it, you know, And I'm sure it felt pretty good to be the king
of the school for the bit. But finally the last Friday, I'm
doing air quotes you can't see right now, so just bear with me.
He comes and sure enough, dude, he's acting all quiet and like,
calm down. Because of course this is
supposed to be the last Friday after this, he simply just is
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not going to exist anymore. Our teacher is kind of being
weird too, and at one point calls him over to like the
teacher's desk and gives him this fat stack of homework.
Like I'm talking bare minimum 5 lbs of paper maybe.
Like it was a lot of homework. He gives him a massive stack of
homework and everyone in our class, Loki thinks our teacher
is now just like the worst person ever giving this kid
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that's about to die all this homework before he goes home for
the last time so silently. Dude, our entire class is like,
wow, our teacher's such a jerk. His students going through this
and he doesn't care because we're young and stupid and don't
realize that this kid is obviously just trying to play
everybody right? So he's acting all sad about the
homework and everyone's like, I'm so sorry.
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I can't can't believe he gave you all that work.
I'm so sorry. And one girl comes forward after
school when we're all walking tothe buses and offers to do the
homework so him or for him so hecan like enjoy his last weekend
or whatever. And he says yes and just gives
her all the homework. So this girl is literally saying
that she's going to do all this homework because she feels bad
that he got so much of it before.
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He's like going home for the last weekend he's ever going to
have, you know, like what a nicelittle girl, but the guy just
gives it to her. He's like, awesome, thank you so
much. I don't want to do it.
I want to spend time with my family, you know, so the kid
gives her the homework and I'm just looking at this entire
situation like, damn, that's pretty crazy, but apparently
it's the last day that he's evergoing to be there, right?
So he gives her the homework andshe's like, of course I will do
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it for you anything for you. Please just enjoy yourself.
I'm so sorry. And she goes home and does it
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story time. So like a month goes by and the
entire school is pretty quiet and awkward because there's this
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unspoken thing in the air that like, the dude is just kind of
gone. No, he said one day he was never
going to come back. And he's been gone for well over
a month. And he since he said he was
going to disappear. So everyone in the school is
like, Oh my gosh, that's crazy. This kid actually is gone.
Wow. People are really upset, dude.
And then one day Tom walks back into class like nothing has
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happened, bro. And everyone just has pure anger
in these eyes because he doesn'tcome back weak or anything.
He doesn't come back looking sick, dude.
He comes back bragging to everybody that he had spent the
last month in the Caribbean withhis parents parents and had just
made-up that story about him dying because he wanted to have
a fun week before he left. Dude like.
He had come back. And had been in the Caribbean
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for the month. This poor girl had done 5 lbs of
homework thinking that this kid was just going to be dying.
And while she's doing all this homework thinking she's
fulfilling someone's dying wish.Dude, he's just sitting in the
Caribbean. Like man, can I get another
mimosa? I mean, we were in second grade
so we probably couldn't have a mimosa.
But like obviously everybody in our class is pissed at Tom and
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ignoring him because when he comes back bragging about how
much fun he has, everybody is pissed dude.
So he starts to get upset that everyone's ignoring him and not
hanging out with him and mad at him.
So I guess sometime during the day he goes to the teacher and
is like everyone's being so meanto me since I got back.
And our teacher ends up stoppingthe class and starts explaining
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to us that like treating Tom differently just because he went
on vacation is messed up and we shouldn't do that.
Duh, duh, duh, duh. Duh.
And up to this point the class. Had been pretty quiet, dude, but
all the kids start like shoutingback at the teacher saying that
he told everyone that he was going to die and da da da da da.
And I remember the look on our teacher's face just being so
confused. Like he very obviously didn't
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realize that he had just like kicked a wasp nest of very angry
second graders dude. But we're all like screaming at
him, telling him that Tom is a jerk and none of us want to be
his friend anymore. And apparently the confusion
gets to our teacher enough because he just goes and sits
down like as we're all yelling at him saying how much Tom is a
jerk and none of us want anything to do with them.
Instead of like trying to figureit out, they just drop it and go
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sit down because I think they were just like, I, I just don't
want to deal with this. And I genuinely don't blame them
bro. Because at that point it's like,
I'd rather not figure this out and have to tell anyone's
parents. And for the rest of the year,
dude, everybody was all mad at Tom and he really didn't
understand it. But like, obviously everybody in
the class felt betrayed after you played everyone's emotions
that hard and made all these people like do all this homework
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for you. And I'll never forget up until
the very end of the year, he genuinely acted like we were all
jerks for just not wanting to hang out with him after we were
all the bad guys. He never even apologized, dude.
Like, that's what's crazy. Even after all that hit the bare
minimum, you could have said, look, I'm sorry for tricking
you. Nope, nothing.
He just stuck to his guns till the very end, dude.
But I guess you kind of got to live like a God for a month and
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another month in the Caribbean ain't too bad either.
So he might have actually gottenthe W in this situation, I'm not
going to lie. Anyways, guys, that's going to
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What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here.
Hope you guys are having a fantastic day.
I know I am. And today I've got a story time
for you guys that's going to be pretty freaking sick if you ask
me. You know how it is.
It's about an adventure I had way back in elementary school,
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early elementary school. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is
going to be the earliest story I've ever told.
It actually takes place in preschool.
I don't remember a ton of details.
Super clearly. So like I might ad Lib it and
you know, fill in some details, but I promise the premise is
there. It's true.
And regardless, it's a pretty funny story about little kids
just doing little kid things andbeing absolute savages while
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doing it. So it should be pretty fun to
listen to. And without further ado, let's
get into it. Hey.
You fucking woman 'cause I'm up now she give me time while I'm
flexing in the bus now. Hey, she's looking at me while I
bus so I kick her out the door so she could take the next bus.
Now I'm gonna cash got a blue face.
So preschool school was kind of weird.
I went to this weird preschool where we like didn't always have
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one teacher. Every month or two we would
rotate to get a new teacher and the school did it under the idea
that we would like be exposed tomore teaching styles.
And at the end of preschool theycould tell our parents what
style worked the best for us. I mean, it was a pretty hippie
idea, but whatever. We would just kind of get
shuffled in with random kids andgiven the new teachers every now
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and then throughout the year andit was pretty normal.
There was one kid that I had in my class throughout just though,
and he's a good friend of mine to this day and his name is Sam.
Like we're we're still friends to this day from back in
preschool and me and Sam were pretty cool.
Just by luck of the draw, we hadbeen in the same class over and
over again. So naturally we had gotten
pretty close. And one day we come into school
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and we're like, all right, you're going to a new class.
So whatever, I guess we're getting into a new class and we
walk in in this teacher's name. I'm going to change it.
I remember her name because she's an evil witch who
definitely eats kids that she's baked in an oven, but we're
going to call her Miss Peanut. And Miss Miss Peanut, I don't
know why she was a preschool teacher because she hated kids.
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She especially hated boys. She like gave us this whole
speech on the first day. Keep in mind, we're
preschoolers. So for about how boys are
naturally rambunctious and arrogant and how she's going to
spend less time teaching the girls because sadly the boys
need more teaching. Like she low key just hated the
fact that she had boys in her preschool class, which I mean,
I'm sorry that I'm a four year old dude.
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I don't know what you want to doabout it.
Like anyways, me and my friend Sam got put at the same table
and we were able to behave enough to not get separated, but
we misbehaved enough where she didn't really like us.
Like she kind of knew we were loud and misbehaving and there
wasn't much she could prove to really separate us, but she
didn't really like us either. And I remember one day we were
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on the playground during recess goofing off.
And my friend Sam is like, I betyou I can drink more at the
water fountain than you can. And being a four year old, for
whatever reason, I was like, dude, don't you dare call me out
If if you really want this smokeright now, I will stay so
hydrated right now. Like I'm going to be drinking so
much water. I'm going to make dolphins
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jealous. They literally live in that.
And they're going to be like, yo, that 4 year old's got mad
water skills. So me and him go to the water
fountain and just start chuggingwater.
And like it got to the point where my body didn't want.
Water anymore but I was still drinking it so my little 4 year
old body has loaded. Up on water, and I don't know if
you know this about four year olds, but their bladders aren't
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necessarily like pretty normal sized bladders.
They can't hold a ton of water. So when 2 four year olds drink a
crap ton of water during recess,it's it's just a recipe for
disaster. So we end up going in from
recess and that's about 5 minutes after we drink water
like we do it towards the end ofrecess.
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So the water doesn't have a lot of time to settle into our tiny
little 4 year old bladders at this, this point.
Oh my God, I'm, I'm losing my voice.
I'm so sorry if I sound like a dead horse today.
And we're sitting there and I remember we were learning like
math, but basic math. And we're sitting there and I'm
kind of like, ah, crap, I got topee.
And my friends like, yo, I got to pee.
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And we're like, OK, we got to pee.
So we raise our hand and miss Peanut comes over and she's
like, hey, boys, what's up? And we say, can we go to the
bathroom? Like we both have to pee.
And she looks at us and she goes, why didn't you go at
recess? And we're like, well, we didn't
have to pee at recess. And she's like, you both have to
go to the bathroom. And we're like, yes.
And she says no, you guys are going to go goof off in the
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bathroom and like, not learn. No, I'm not letting you go to
the bathroom. And we're like, OK, well,
listen, like we really have to pee.
Can you let us go to the bathroom?
And she's like, no. And keep in mind, we're 4.
So I don't necessarily have, like, the mental capacity to
look at this grown woman and go,excuse me, ma'am, I really have
to go to the bathroom. If it pleases you, you can let
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one of us go first and the otherone can wait till we return to
prove to you that we will not goof off in the bathroom.
No, I'm just like, wow, this teacher just said I can't go to
the bathroom. So I guess I can't go to the
bathroom. So my friend and I are kind of
like, crap, we got a piece. So we're trying to pay attention
and we start kind of squirrelingin our seats and like getting
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kind of out of control. So the teacher is like, hey, you
guys knock it off. And I'm like, we have to go to
the bathroom. And she's like, no, you're not
going to the bathroom. You go sit in that corner, Ryan,
you go sit in that corner. And I'm I'm like, Oh my God,
whatever. So we go and we're sitting in
the corner and I have to pee. I really have to pee.
And my friend calls over the teacher, Sam, and he's like,
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look, I really have to pee. And she's like, fine, you can go
to the bathroom. So my friend Sam runs out of
class as fast as she can or as fast as he can.
And he gets to the door and he opens it and she goes, hey, if
you're running, you don't have to go to the bathroom, which is
dumb. That's the exact opposite of
real logic. Like if a kid is running to the
bathroom, I'm getting out of hisway because that means that this
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kid is about to pop open like a fire hydrant that just got hit
by a Ram 1500. Check out the 4th of July sales
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So I'm sitting there man, and I feel my little 4 year old
bladder about to pop wide open. Dude.
That thing is literally about tobe like, it's going to pop like
at any second. So I raised me and I'm like, I
have to go to the bathroom. And she's like, oh, he's not
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back yet, you can go. And he comes back.
And I look at her and I go, I'm going to pee my pants.
I need to go to the bathroom. And she looks at me and says
with her infinite wisdom, with her stupid peanut head, Oh, no,
you're not. What?
What? What?
As if that magically just soaks up all the urine.
My bladder's just going to be like, oh, yeah, The adult said,
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don't pee. Yeah, pack it up, boys.
Just absorb this water. Now we're not peeing.
The the lady said not to. I don't think this lady
understands what happens when you have to pee.
Like, just cuz you tell someone they don't have to pee, doesn't
mean they have to pee. So I look at her again.
I'm like, no, I have to pee. And she tells me I'll mean she's
like, shut up, you don't have topee.
Now go sit in the corner. So I'm sitting in the corner and
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sure enough, dude, I'm not proudof it.
OK, this is an embarrassing moment for me.
I'm not proud of this, but I peemy pants because I had to pee.
I had to pee. I don't know what she expected
from me. So I pee my pants and I'm just
sitting in it because she told me to sit on the chair.
She had told me not to move. So I'm sitting on the chair and
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she comes over to me and she's like now and she smells it
because I don't know what like that's, that's kind of gross.
Like in retrospect, it's gross. And she's like.
What happened? And I said I peed my pants.
And she's like, well, why didn'tyou tell me?
And I'm like, I know that this Miss Peanut lady is not looking
at me right now and asking me why I didn't tell her.
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Like I wasn't just saying I needto go to the bathroom.
I'm going to pee my pants. Like, why didn't you tell me?
I did. What do you do you want me to
learn multiple languages by the age of 4 so I can tell you
again, Domo El bathroom O por favor there.
I threw in some Japanese, some Spanish.
What other languages can I in there?
La petite croissant in little boys room like there there's
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some French too. I had to pee.
How many more ways can I say that?
So she's like, you made such a mess and I'm like, dude, I'm
sorry you. Maybe you should let kids go to
the bathroom When they say they have to go to the bathroom.
You ever think about that, you old wench?
No, now I'm soaked in pee. This is great.
No one's happy with this situation.
You have to. Clean a urine soaked chair and
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now I have to be the kid who peed his pants.
So she sends me to the nurse, which like, I don't, I don't
really know if that qualifies asa medical emergency.
And they make me call my parentsand I'm like, yo, I peed my
pants and my parents were like, what do you mean you peed your
pants? So I explain it and my mom's
kind of like, oh, hell, Nah. So she comes down to the school
with her white mom attitude, like my mom's not a Karen.
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OK, I don't think she's that bad, but she's like kind of like
a care. Like she's almost there.
She's just kind of missing like the last little bit of the
Karen, but she kind of has that energy.
So she comes down and she's like, I demand to know why my
little boy had to pee his pants.And for the first time and the
last time ever, I was so hyped to have like, an angry woman on
my side. I was like, yo, yeah, that's
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right. Why did I have to pee my pants,
dog? My mom is right.
She should not have to come downhere and supply me with more
pants. And, like, she was all pissed
off. So my teacher and the principal
ended up having to like allow a rule that teachers weren't
allowed to say no anymore if kids had to go to the bathroom,
which Loki was definitely not. Not a solution because then we
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just started going to the bathroom all the time to get out
of learning. But at the same time, telling
kids know when they tell you they're about to pee their pants
maybe isn't the best solution either.
There's probably a middle ground.
But hey, middle grounds don't exist anymore.
You know, let's just let's just like ruin everything.
But regardless, that's the storyof when a teacher made me pee my
pants. And to anybody out there, moral
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of the story is if a little kid says they're about to pee their
pants, just let him go to the bathroom.
Please let him out of the basement.
You know, I know a couple of youguys got them down there.
But yeah, on that note, guys, that's going to do it for the
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We'll check out. On that note, guys, don't get
anyone pregnant. And if you do, try to make sure
they're hot. I'm going to go pee now because
I have the freedom to do that. I never have to listen to Miss
Peanut tell me to hold it in again.
Yeah, hopefully you guys have anabsolutely incredible day.
Thank you for taking a little bit of time to spend it with me.
And I'll see you guys next time I'm out.
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Peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy scrub here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are all having an absolutely fantastic day.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
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you don't have homework I'm going to.
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Give you some. Anyways, guys, sorry that my
burp had to rudely interrupt thevideo.
I'll make sure it never happens again.
You're cancelled, burp. Today we're going to be talking
about the time a family friend of mine just committed ultimate
weeaboo cringe. All right?
You know, if they end up seeing this for whatever reason, we
haven't hung out ever since our parents stopped being friends,
so I don't really care that you see this.
You were cringe. But yeah, without further ado,
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let's get into it. Anyways guys what's poppin and
OP in? I had this family friend through
most of elementary school and middle school.
My dad and her dad were like really good friends so whenever
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like the parents would get together and do anything, I was
forced to hang out with this girl and we never really got
along very well. I'm not going to lie, we were
never the best of friends but whatever I can make do for the
time being. She had a little brother who was
a year younger than us that was pretty cool.
So like, I could hang pretty decently with him whenever our
parents would hang out. But she was super weird.
And by the time we got into highschool, her dad had like started
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working at a different company. So our parents didn't hang out
as much. But, you know, I knew who her
family was and I knew her. And because she was friends with
like my family, I didn't, you know, make fun of her.
I would defend her if people would like make fun of when I
was around, but she did not do herself any favors in the whole
like you, you know, some people just survival of the fittest.
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That's that's the right way to put and when it comes to
survival of the fittest, she just wasn't the fittest.
She would go around, you know, like legit acting like she's in
an anime and I I don't I don't know why, I don't know what I
don't know what inspired it. I have no idea.
But for the most part, you know,she wasn't like an evil person.
It wasn't like she was Doctor Dufen Schmertz or anything.
So I didn't really think she wasup to no good.
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And I guess people like being weeaboos doing their own thing.
Don't bug nobody. You know, it really don't bug
nobody. So like I said, whenever people
would like make fun of her around me, I'd be like, OK, come
on, leave that weeaboo alone. Like everyone else's fair game.
But you know, that's a family friend of mine.
And then about halfway through the year, we had this class
together and it was like, I don't even know if like the
proper term for the class and something that you guys would
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know. It was something that was pretty
common at our school, but like, I haven't heard of it anywhere
else. But it was essentially like you
having to learn how to explain like your life story to people
and like how to do job interviews.
I was like job skills kind of. And in this class, you know, so
she would snitch on me at every possible turn.
So at first we were cool, but bylike the end of the year, dude,
me and her were no longer friends.
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Like I wasn't defending her frompeople making fun of her in the
hallway anymore because her and I had personal beef.
And you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like, I'm not
defending you. If we start beefing, she would
call me stupid in front of people to like make herself look
cool. Just stuff like that where it
was like, come on, I'm protecting you from kids making
fun of you for being a weirdo and you're going to try to clown
me to make yourself look cool. I am flying with that.
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So like all bets were off. I was no longer defense
mechanism at all. And on top of that, I had talked
to my dad about it and been like, what should I do?
And he said that it didn't matter what I did because her
dad and him weren't friends anymore, so he didn't care.
So I get the go ahead for my parents to like do whatever.
If she's going to be mean to me,I have every right to defend
myself. And you know, I do.
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You don't really got to give me permission to do that.
It's like literally my job. But regardless, there's this
project that we get assigned in this business skills class that
something along the lines of like we have to present
something about where we're fromand our culture.
Pretty simple. I don't know, I guess it was
supposed to teach us like how totalk about ourselves in an
entertaining manner or whatever lie teachers tell themselves to
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verify like all of their projects being super useful.
And my grandma, my Oma, is from Germany.
So like I did my project on Germany and then my dad's family
is from like England. You know, I'm the most
stereotypical white dude to literally ever exist.
Like I got the two most white countries on the planet just
mixed up inside me. So my presentation was pretty
boring and something that you need to know about weeaboo girl,
who's going to need a name at this point in the story.
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So I'm gonna call her Kayla. See, I knew Kayla's family.
That's important for what comes next.
So whatever, I end up having to present before her.
And she hadn't met my family before.
I don't necessarily think that she had ever met my Oma, but
like, she knew my family. So I do my presentation and I
don't even say anything outlandish.
I don't lie. Like I don't say anything that's
not true. I'm like 1.
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Grandma is from Germany, one's from the UK.
Da da, da, da, da da. Here's what our cultures are
like, yadda, yadda, yadda. And then afterwards, there's
this section where people are, like, allowed to ask questions,
dude. And the teacher opens it and
tell me why this Kayla chick raises her hand and goes, We've
been family friends for quite a while.
And how come I had never heard about your German roots?
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And, like, tries to accuse me oflying and listen, Like, I'm
really not that pressed, you know?
Like, I don't identify as German.
Like, my grandma was from Germany.
I was born and raised in America.
I'm about as American as they come, dude.
Like, I sound like a cheeseburger, but my grandma is
from Germany. Like, she just is.
She was born there. I don't know what you're talking
about. So she basically, like, accuses
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me of making up a grandma from apretty normal European country
to like, pass my assignment or look more interesting.
I don't even know what her pointwas.
And listen, if I was going to make up a grandma for this
assignment, why would I pick Germany out of every place?
I'm not saying Germany's not exciting, but like kids aren't
going home to tell their parentsat the dinner table.
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Ryan's grandma's from Germany. Like nobody really cares.
There's that much because there's a lot of people in the
United States that have relatives that have come from
Germany. Anyway, she's pressing me about
it. Dude, after class, like my
teacher asked me to stay and she's basically like, you know,
she did raise some good points. So like, do you have anything to
verify that you do like your grandma is from Germany?
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So I have to go to my grandma, my Oma, and explain to her that
like I need some German stuff tobring in.
So she had this sign with like asaying on it in German.
You know, it's a pretty dope saying.
It's like a sentimental. I'm not going to on here because
y'all clown it. So I took that in and showed her
and she's like, oh OK, I get your grandma's German, but like
at this point I'm annoyed because this Kayla chick is
talking about stuff that she knows absolutely nothing about
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whatsoever. You've never met my mom's mom.
I don't know how you know if she's from Germany or not.
And even then even then, shut up.
I'm doing a presentation in class.
If I made-up a grandma to get anA, why are you snitching?
Hoe? Like that's just not cool.
So whatever, she snitches on me and I'm like, you know what?
I'm a be the bigger man and I'm a just enjoy your presentation
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because she's presenting today. And I have to make this clear.
I don't know why I, I knew this fact, but like, her dad was
straight up like from Spain, OK,like from Spain off the boat
from Spain, you know, and her mom was from America.
I think she was like from Nebraska, but both of her
parents had lineage back to the UKI don't know how I knew that,
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but like, I just knew that she was basically as white as me
with a little bit of like, you know, white Spanish in her.
It wasn't even like she's had Mexican, though.
She got like the the European Spanish.
Yeah. She was literally whiter than
Nebraska. So tell me why this girl goes up
in what appears to be an anime outfit and starts talking about
You ready for it, ladies and gentlemen, Japan.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's let's slow it down, Kayla,OK?
Your dad's not from Japan. Your mom's not from Japan, and
you're going to call me out for making up a German grandma when
you're pretending that you're like, you're from Japan, you're
not from Japan. I know your family.
That's just straight up cap. And listen, you know what?
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If you wouldn't have been petty and pointed out that you didn't
think my German grandma that's real was real, I probably would
have kept my mouth shut. But but now, ladies and
gentlemen, I know Question Time is coming and I'm about to light
her up. So even before I get to light
her up, bro, before I get to just go like absolutely nuts on
this girl, she proceeds to embarrass herself and does like
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an anime dance routine thing. Like, you know, the Vocaloid
dance routine, dude, she basically does one of those in
this anime outfit in front of people to show off her culture,
right? So she embarrasses herself.
The entire class is sitting there in that silence where like
nobody is sure whether to laugh or cry.
Do their. Eyeballs hurt.
Or are they amused? Like you're not really sure
what's going on, but it's just dead silence, awkward.
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And the teacher is kind of like,so does anyone have any
questions? And my hand shoots into the air.
That thing flies into the sky like a SpaceX rocket.
I'm not playing games, Mr. Musk.If you want some some rocket
thrusting, just harness my arm when I'm excited to ask a
question, Sir. So I raise my hand and I go, oh,
you know, that's super interesting.
How connected to the Japanese culture are you?
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Like, is it something you're passionate about?
And she gives me this smirk and a nod, like, thanks for asking
that question. And she's like, oh, my gosh, I'm
so in touch with my Japanese roots.
Like, it's honestly something that me and my grandmother share
so personally. And I go, oh, like, do you speak
Japanese with your grandma? And she goes, yeah, all the
time, you know, like, just little things around the house.
And I go, OK, say something in Japanese in.
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The look on her face just shrinks, dude.
Like the smile she has just goesto that.
Her mouth's not, like, hanging open, but, you know, when it's
kind of open enough where somebody's kind of like, ah, ah,
balls, bro. I didn't think this far ahead.
And she's kind of like, ah, And I'm like, yeah, say something in
Japanese, dude. Are you ready, ladies and
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gentlemen, for the Japanese that.
Oh, you ready? Domo origato.
Domo origato, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, that's right. You're super connected to your
Japanese culture, dude. You speak Japanese with your
grandma all the time, and you just know the one song from the
80s? Domo Origato, Mr. Roboto.
Like even I know more Japanese than this girl does, dude.
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So here she is looking 50 Shadesof stupid in front of the entire
class and I'm like, oh, do you? Do you not know Japanese?
And I'm just smiling that my face is beaming.
I can't even hide the excitementthat I've got right now.
Listen, I don't care if you makeup a grandma for a class
presentation. I genuinely do not care.
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The only reason I got pressed isbecause you called me out for my
real grandma being fake and thenyou used a fake grandma.
But yeah, moral of the story is it wasn't too hard for the
teacher to deduce the fact that her Grammy was not actually from
Japan. And unlike me, she couldn't
prove that she existed. So she ended up getting in
trouble. She got to redo the project so
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we're great, didn't even suffer.But I made her look stupid and
that's what really matters. And you know what's even better
is she made herself look stupid by thinking anybody actually
wanted to see their classmates do an anime dance.
I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.
Even if you're a weeaboo bro, I don't care.
Like anime, like what you want to like.
But if you start doing anime dances in front of the entire
class you are going to get made fun of bro it's not my fault.
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The same way imagine if some kidwas like I want to be a pro
gamer and started whipping out Fortnite dances every lunch.
Like I'm sorry I don't know whatyou expect to happen dude.
Don't do anime dances in class and you won't get made fun of.
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What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
Today I had a very awkward. Conversation with my aunt, she
found my channel and she's like basically threatening to tell my
mom about some videos that I made, not realizing that I'm an
adult and that's not actually a threat to me.
Regardless, I know it's something that you guys would
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find entertaining, so I figured I would make a video about it.
So yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
But press the like button or no joke, no scam.
You're just straight up not a very cool person.
Let's go. It's so good.
It's not good. Nice racking her ass.
Brazilian just turned 21 before banks a million.
Swear I'm a little drunk but it's a hell of a family.
All right, guys. So, you know, my family is kind
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of a little bit crazy. It's pretty big.
And it's not like I'm close witheverybody.
That's just the way it goes. And I have this one aunt and
uncle whose kids are just kind of nightmares.
And I've told a couple story times about how like, he's
stolen my cousin's iPod before he tried to break into my
grandma's house to get money on Easter.
He's just kind of a crazy guy. And I've told story times
because that's what I do. I just tell stories about crazy
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things that go on. And, you know, I, I knew that
they had seen him, But like, I change everybody's names.
Obviously, I leave identifying things out.
You know, I change some details so that way nobody could really
figure out who it is because I'mnot stupid.
I understand it's embarrassing. But at the same time, you know,
like, I'm going to tell crazy stories because that's my job.
Like if you do something nuts, I'm going to tell them about it.
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But I've never said their name. I've never been like, hey, guys,
this this is my cousin that I'm talking about, you know, because
I'm not dumb. I understand that that could
affect them, right? Well, I guess they decided to
tell my aunt and my aunt and I don't get along.
First of all, she's not even like, you know, related to me.
She's my she she married into the family and she just doesn't
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like me very much. Like we're not actually related
and she's never really liked me.My mom herself has said that
ever since I was a kid. She's just had some weird beef
with me. So they told her about the
videos and I, I never talked to this part of my family basically
ever, but the only time I would ever see him was like Christmas
and Thanksgiving. And even then we never really
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got along. So it was like not a big deal.
Regardless, I had changed my number since the last time I saw
him. So I have a text this morning
from a number I don't really see.
And I realized that it opens up with hello, it's aunt blah blah
blah. And it says her name.
I'm not going to say her name. And it's basically a paragraph
about how, you know, my channel was found.
And she thinks it's disturbing that I would be airing family
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drama and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And genuinely, I'm never making the videos to, like, air family
drama. It's just like, yeah, when your
adult son bites me, it's kind ofa funny story.
Like, I'm not telling it. So you guys think my family's
crazy. I'm telling you it because my
family's crazy. And it's entertaining more than
anything, you know? And she basically is telling me
that, like, my videos are going to ruin my family's life and
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tear us apart. And duh, duh, duh, duh.
And genuinely, dude, if you wantme to be honest with you,
everyone in my family is pretty cool with my videos.
Like except this one particular group of them.
Everyone else thinks it's prettycool.
They have no problem with it, this little subset, because
they've been the bad guys, I guess.
Quote UN quote in a few videos. They hate it, dude.
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They are the she starts threatening that, you know, I
won't get invited to Thanksgiving and whatnot, and
Thanksgiving is at my parents house this year.
So like obviously that's just not gonna happen, but whatever.
She basically tells me that I have to take all the videos that
are like about my cousin down and whatnot because it's just
dramatically unfair. And I see this right when I wake
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up. So like, I just read it and I do
have my red receipts on because I'm a savage.
And if I'm ignoring somebody, I want them to know.
And I kind of opened it and thenwent to shower and whatnot
because I had just woken up and I just didn't feel like dealing
with that first thing in the morning.
I'm sure you guys understand that.
Dude, if you had just woken up and the first thing you're
hearing is your aunt complaining, the last thing
you're going to want to do is deal with that.
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So I'm in the shower doing my thing and my phone was like on
the counter outside the shower and I hear it vibrating and
vibrating and vibrating. So I look out and I see that
it's my aunt calling. So like I answer, I'm like, hey,
I'm in the shower and it's just screaming you left me on red da
da da da da you're so disrespectful blah blah blah.
And I'm just kind of still like in a wake up days.
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So I just go, I'm not going to sit here if you're going to yell
at me. And she's like, don't hang up on
me. It's so disrespectful to hate.
And I hung up on her because I'mjust not going to get yelled at.
Bro. I am 21 years old.
I am an adult, you know, maybe when I was a kid, but I had to
let you yell at me. I'm not going to do that now.
So my phone starts vibrating again and immediately, and I
answer it and she's screaming and I tell her that I'm not
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going to talk to her unless she wants to talk like a big girl
bro. So she like bites her tongue,
but I can tell that that just really pissed her off.
So she starts telling me that like, I have to delete the
videos and whatnot. And so I explained to her that
no, I'm not going to do that because, you know, yet like, A,
I've changed all the names so there's no way for anyone to be
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identified. And B, her kids are crazy.
Like they did it. You know what I'm saying?
Like it's not like, like I, I don't understand the problem
here. So I just tell her, no.
Also, I don't really care if they don't like me, like, and
they already don't. That's the thing.
Like if they would have reached out and said, Hey, listen, can
you please delete them? We just don't like the way that
it is. Like that would be one thing.
But if you're going to call me screaming at me, he's calling me
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a moron than not. They're not getting taken down.
So I just tell her no. And when I tell her no, she's
like, you're going to take him down.
And I'm like, no, I'm not. Now she's just trying to boss me
around and as I said, I'm an adult.
Like listen, if you're watching this, I'm not saying that you
should do this to every adult bro.
Like if an adult tells you to dosomething and they have a valid
reason, that's fine. But if somebody just wants you
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to like do something because they don't like it, even though
there's really no reason for them not to like it.
As I've said, I I could totally understand the position if it
was like a video where people knew who they were and it made
them look bad and like could affect them, but it just
doesn't. Nobody knows who it is.
Like nobody. Anyways, she's like, I'm going
to get you to take it down. So I just keep telling her no.
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And finally she's like, if you don't take it down, then I'm
going to tell your mom. And I just start giggling, dude.
And she's like, oh, yeah, laughing because you're scared,
huh? And no, I was just giggling at
her because once again, I'm 21. I live in my own house, bro.
Like, my my parents don't pay for anything.
Like, OK, go ahead. Like, I don't care.
What? OK, go ahead.
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What are you, what are you goingto do?
Hello. Yes.
Ryan's mom. I'm just letting you know that
your son made a video about my kid and I don't like that and I
need you to have him take it down.
First of all, my mom would go, he's an adult.
I can't really do anything aboutit because trust me, my parents
are aware of the fact that they can tell me to do something all
they want. If I don't want to do it, I'm
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just not going to do it. I'm an adult at this point.
I take care of myself and I don't think I did anything
wrong. But also what what, what is my
mom going to do? Come break into my house and
delete it off my computer? You do realize my mom is like
50? She has no clue how to delete a
video off my computer at all. She would be useless even if you
did tell her because I'm not doing it.
Hey, I'm going to pause the story time for a second.
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And yeah, on that note, let's get right back to the story
time. And I think she was slowly
realizing that it wasn't going to work.
And so her next threat, once again, she's like, I'll make
sure that you can't come to Thanksgiving.
I'm like, dude, OK, Like it's atmy parents house.
I'll just show up. Like it's not like it's hard to
figure out when Thanksgiving is.Dude, what?
Oh, you're not going to tell me when it is probably on
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Thanksgiving. Like if, if I had to venture out
and make a wild guess here, I'm pretty sure I can figure it out.
And so she's like, you're so disrespectful and hung up.
And I got another paragraph basically like trying to be a
lot nicer, you know, please. I just feel like, you know, it,
it would it would mean and I mentioned back and I was like,
look, nobody knows who it is. If you can show me proof that
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it's caused any harm to anyone that I mentioned, I will delete
it 100%. And they just couldn't do it
because it didn't happen, bro. Like that's that's what
ridiculous. Like if they had a reason, I'm a
reasonable guy. You guys watch my videos.
I'm not just a crazy person who's going to be like, no,
never, never, ever, ever. And even then, yeah, if you
would have been respectful from the start, it's different.
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Not you called yelling at me, threatened to tell my mom I'm
not little kid. I'm not backing down now.
I got to teach you a lesson. That's just how it is.
Call me petty all you want. Yeah, I am petty, but whatever,
it's my channel. I get to be petty if I want to
be. That's just how it is.
I'm not saying that I should be your role model.
Anyways, guys, I think that's going to do it for the video.
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It's your boy scrub here. Back again with another video.
Hope you guys are having a greatday.
I know I am. As you can tell from the title
of today's story time, I have a pretty bizarre situation about
this kid in my elementary schoolwho ended up seeking his death.
And genuinely, dude, I do have to give him some credit.
Like, yeah, there were consequences and whatnot, but
this dude in second grade reallyjust decided to convince the
entire class he was going to dieand then disappeared for a
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month. It's a pretty insane story, and
obviously I thought you guys would find it a little bit
entertaining, so it's what we'regoing to be doing today.
Be sure to press the like buttonor, no joke, no scam, your death
will be faked by your grandma for insurance money.
Let's get into it. I'm sorry I'm getting to the bag
now. Little Mama ain't trying to call
me dad now. I don't want to hear no dumb
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shit. All right guys, so one kid in my
elementary school legit faked his death all the time to all
the students because he knew he was going to be gone for a month
and it's just seriously insane. So there was this one kid named
Tom who was a little bit out there.
Dude, I'm not exactly sure what his family did, but they were
just kind of known for dipping for a month or two during the
middle of the school year and just kind of like piercing out.
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They were always going missing and whatnot, and he was just a
weird kid, dude. Like not weird in the way of,
you know, trying to convince me to help him start a lizard
business or anything, but weird in the way of like, ah, hello my
fellow star children. Today is a brand new adventure
in which we must go forth and try to become the best version
of our mortal selves. Like just very, very over the
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top and extremely well spoken. But like, we're all in second
grade, so all of us are just kind of, you know, sticking
around with our fingers and our nose like, oh, I like Pokémon.
Anyways, one day he just starts telling everyone at the
playground that he's going to die.
And he only has one week left tolive.
And I'm a little skeptical when he tells me, but like, he goes
around telling more and more people and, you know, some
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people are starting to cry and whatnot.
So I'm like, damn, maybe this islegit.
I still had a little bit of a question in the back of my head
because when he told me it, bro,he sounded so calm.
He was like, yeah, you know, I'mjust, yeah, I'm dying in like a
month. So after that happens, I'm just
not going to be here anymore because I'll be dead.
And he just said it so casually that something, even in my
little kid brain was like, huh, something's not adding up here.
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But regardless, you know, everybody else in the class is,
like, freaking out. Some girls are crying.
So before the end of recess, basically everyone in our grade
has gone from, like, a fine, normal day to everyone thinking
that our classmate Tom is, like,on the border of death.
And basically, at this point, you know, he's just inches away
from falling down the stairs andexploding.
And we get back to the class after recess, which is when he
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had started telling everybody, like, yeah, guys, you know, I
only have a little bit left to live.
And the entire mood of the classis just like, awful and down.
We're all second graders trying to, like, deal with death for
the first time. You know, none of us actually
know what's going on, dude. We can barely even read.
We still watch the Magic School Bus thinking it's a documentary.
And this kid is out here tellingus that he's going to be dead in
a month. So the mood of the class is just
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depressed, dude. It's just terrible.
But for some reason, Tom is feeling upbeat and chipper.
And like, I was in class sittingthere kind of watching him
interact with people. And I'm thinking to myself, man,
for someone who's dying pretty soon, he sure did know how to
milk it, dude. Like, I'm not even kidding.
At one point his pencil broke and he looked at the person
sitting next to him and was like, you know, I am going to
die soon and I'm, I'm very weak.Can you help me conserve my
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energy by going and sharpening my pencil for me?
And the person sitting next to him like unironically got up and
went and sharpened his pencil for him.
You know, he's just milking thisdude.
I feel a little too weak to go to the pencil sharpener.
Is there any way you can help? Like dude, I just saw you at
recess 20 minutes ago, literallyrunning full speed from group to
group trying to convince everybody that you're going to
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die in like two weeks and now all of a sudden you're unable to
walk 5 feet to the pencil sharpener and get somebody else
to do it for you instead. Regardless, like all day he's
just milking it and getting everyone to do stuff for him.
But I noticed that he's not doing it around the teachers.
Like for some reason it seems like he's only dying around
students, which I thought was weird, but I'm not the one dying
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so whatever. Maybe he's just handling it
differently and I wasn't doing anything for him.
Like even if he came up to me and asked, I probably would have
said no anyways. I just had a weird feeling about
it. But you know, I make a mental
note that but he's not doing it around teachers, which is weird.
So all week I'm watching my classmates treat this dude like
a pharaoh, you know, like we're the peasants building the
pyramids and he's just in chargeof us.
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Everyone's doing all of his homework for him.
Anything that he says he wants done.
Everyone's like, Oh my God, yes.Of course, at one point, I'm not
even kidding, I literally watched this group of girls
carry him to the water fountain so that he could rest on the
way. He never had to wait in any
lines. And like, listen, it wasn't like
our class was just being nice. Dude.
If anybody was in front of him in line or like had something he
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wanted, he would just make you feel like a horrible person for
not letting him have it. He'd be like, well, I am dying,
so you should let me go first. Like, it was just kind of
annoying. So for, for the first week,
that's how it is. And then genuinely after that,
like some people kind of got sick of it.
But for the next month, until itwas, you know, the last day or
whatever his his story was, there were a bunch of people in
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the school basically just actinglike this guy was the king of
it, you know, And I'm sure it felt pretty good to be the king
of the school for the bit. But finally the last Friday, I'm
doing air quotes you can't see right now, so just bear with me.
He comes and sure enough, dude, he's acting all quiet and like,
calm down. Because of course this is
supposed to be the last Friday after this, he simply just is
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not going to exist anymore. Our teacher is kind of being
weird too, and at one point calls him over to like the
teacher's desk and gives him this fat stack of homework.
Like I'm talking bare minimum 5 lbs of paper maybe.
Like it was a lot of homework. He gives him a massive stack of
homework and everyone in our class, Loki thinks our teacher
is now just like the worst person ever giving this kid
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that's about to die all this homework before he goes home for
the last time so silently. Dude, our entire class is like,
wow, our teacher's such a jerk. His students going through this
and he doesn't care because we're young and stupid and don't
realize that this kid is obviously just trying to play
everybody right? So he's acting all sad about the
homework and everyone's like, I'm so sorry.
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I can't can't believe he gave you all that work.
I'm so sorry. And one girl comes forward after
school when we're all walking tothe buses and offers to do the
homework so him or for him so hecan like enjoy his last weekend
or whatever. And he says yes and just gives
her all the homework. So this girl is literally saying
that she's going to do all this homework because she feels bad
that he got so much of it before.
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He's like going home for the last weekend he's ever going to
have, you know, like what a nicelittle girl, but the guy just
gives it to her. He's like, awesome, thank you so
much. I don't want to do it.
I want to spend time with my family, you know, so the kid
gives her the homework and I'm just looking at this entire
situation like, damn, that's pretty crazy, but apparently
it's the last day that he's evergoing to be there, right?
So he gives her the homework andshe's like, of course I will do
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it for you anything for you. Please just enjoy yourself.
I'm so sorry. And she goes home and does it
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story time. So like a month goes by and the
entire school is pretty quiet and awkward because there's this
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unspoken thing in the air that like, the dude is just kind of
gone. No, he said one day he was never
going to come back. And he's been gone for well over
a month. And he since he said he was
going to disappear. So everyone in the school is
like, Oh my gosh, that's crazy. This kid actually is gone.
Wow. People are really upset, dude.
And then one day Tom walks back into class like nothing has
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happened, bro. And everyone just has pure anger
in these eyes because he doesn'tcome back weak or anything.
He doesn't come back looking sick, dude.
He comes back bragging to everybody that he had spent the
last month in the Caribbean withhis parents parents and had just
made-up that story about him dying because he wanted to have
a fun week before he left. Dude like.
He had come back. And had been in the Caribbean
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for the month. This poor girl had done 5 lbs of
homework thinking that this kid was just going to be dying.
And while she's doing all this homework thinking she's
fulfilling someone's dying wish.Dude, he's just sitting in the
Caribbean. Like man, can I get another
mimosa? I mean, we were in second grade
so we probably couldn't have a mimosa.
But like obviously everybody in our class is pissed at Tom and
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ignoring him because when he comes back bragging about how
much fun he has, everybody is pissed dude.
So he starts to get upset that everyone's ignoring him and not
hanging out with him and mad at him.
So I guess sometime during the day he goes to the teacher and
is like everyone's being so meanto me since I got back.
And our teacher ends up stoppingthe class and starts explaining
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to us that like treating Tom differently just because he went
on vacation is messed up and we shouldn't do that.
Duh, duh, duh, duh. Duh.
And up to this point the class. Had been pretty quiet, dude, but
all the kids start like shoutingback at the teacher saying that
he told everyone that he was going to die and da da da da da.
And I remember the look on our teacher's face just being so
confused. Like he very obviously didn't
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realize that he had just like kicked a wasp nest of very angry
second graders dude. But we're all like screaming at
him, telling him that Tom is a jerk and none of us want to be
his friend anymore. And apparently the confusion
gets to our teacher enough because he just goes and sits
down like as we're all yelling at him saying how much Tom is a
jerk and none of us want anything to do with them.
Instead of like trying to figureit out, they just drop it and go
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sit down because I think they were just like, I, I just don't
want to deal with this. And I genuinely don't blame them
bro. Because at that point it's like,
I'd rather not figure this out and have to tell anyone's
parents. And for the rest of the year,
dude, everybody was all mad at Tom and he really didn't
understand it. But like, obviously everybody in
the class felt betrayed after you played everyone's emotions
that hard and made all these people like do all this homework
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for you. And I'll never forget up until
the very end of the year, he genuinely acted like we were all
jerks for just not wanting to hang out with him after we were
all the bad guys. He never even apologized, dude.
Like, that's what's crazy. Even after all that hit the bare
minimum, you could have said, look, I'm sorry for tricking
you. Nope, nothing.
He just stuck to his guns till the very end, dude.
But I guess you kind of got to live like a God for a month and
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another month in the Caribbean ain't too bad either.
So he might have actually gottenthe W in this situation, I'm not
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What's going on guys? It's your boys scrub here.
Hope you guys are having a fantastic day.
I know I am. And today I've got a story time
for you guys that's going to be pretty freaking sick if you ask
me. You know how it is.
It's about an adventure I had way back in elementary school,
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early elementary school. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is
going to be the earliest story I've ever told.
It actually takes place in preschool.
I don't remember a ton of details.
Super clearly. So like I might ad Lib it and
you know, fill in some details, but I promise the premise is
there. It's true.
And regardless, it's a pretty funny story about little kids
just doing little kid things andbeing absolute savages while
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doing it. So it should be pretty fun to
listen to. And without further ado, let's
get into it. Hey.
You fucking woman 'cause I'm up now she give me time while I'm
flexing in the bus now. Hey, she's looking at me while I
bus so I kick her out the door so she could take the next bus.
Now I'm gonna cash got a blue face.
So preschool school was kind of weird.
I went to this weird preschool where we like didn't always have
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one teacher. Every month or two we would
rotate to get a new teacher and the school did it under the idea
that we would like be exposed tomore teaching styles.
And at the end of preschool theycould tell our parents what
style worked the best for us. I mean, it was a pretty hippie
idea, but whatever. We would just kind of get
shuffled in with random kids andgiven the new teachers every now
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and then throughout the year andit was pretty normal.
There was one kid that I had in my class throughout just though,
and he's a good friend of mine to this day and his name is Sam.
Like we're we're still friends to this day from back in
preschool and me and Sam were pretty cool.
Just by luck of the draw, we hadbeen in the same class over and
over again. So naturally we had gotten
pretty close. And one day we come into school
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and we're like, all right, you're going to a new class.
So whatever, I guess we're getting into a new class and we
walk in in this teacher's name. I'm going to change it.
I remember her name because she's an evil witch who
definitely eats kids that she's baked in an oven, but we're
going to call her Miss Peanut. And Miss Miss Peanut, I don't
know why she was a preschool teacher because she hated kids.
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She especially hated boys. She like gave us this whole
speech on the first day. Keep in mind, we're
preschoolers. So for about how boys are
naturally rambunctious and arrogant and how she's going to
spend less time teaching the girls because sadly the boys
need more teaching. Like she low key just hated the
fact that she had boys in her preschool class, which I mean,
I'm sorry that I'm a four year old dude.
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I don't know what you want to doabout it.
Like anyways, me and my friend Sam got put at the same table
and we were able to behave enough to not get separated, but
we misbehaved enough where she didn't really like us.
Like she kind of knew we were loud and misbehaving and there
wasn't much she could prove to really separate us, but she
didn't really like us either. And I remember one day we were
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on the playground during recess goofing off.
And my friend Sam is like, I betyou I can drink more at the
water fountain than you can. And being a four year old, for
whatever reason, I was like, dude, don't you dare call me out
If if you really want this smokeright now, I will stay so
hydrated right now. Like I'm going to be drinking so
much water. I'm going to make dolphins
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jealous. They literally live in that.
And they're going to be like, yo, that 4 year old's got mad
water skills. So me and him go to the water
fountain and just start chuggingwater.
And like it got to the point where my body didn't want.
Water anymore but I was still drinking it so my little 4 year
old body has loaded. Up on water, and I don't know if
you know this about four year olds, but their bladders aren't
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necessarily like pretty normal sized bladders.
They can't hold a ton of water. So when 2 four year olds drink a
crap ton of water during recess,it's it's just a recipe for
disaster. So we end up going in from
recess and that's about 5 minutes after we drink water
like we do it towards the end ofrecess.
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So the water doesn't have a lot of time to settle into our tiny
little 4 year old bladders at this, this point.
Oh my God, I'm, I'm losing my voice.
I'm so sorry if I sound like a dead horse today.
And we're sitting there and I remember we were learning like
math, but basic math. And we're sitting there and I'm
kind of like, ah, crap, I got topee.
And my friends like, yo, I got to pee.
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And we're like, OK, we got to pee.
So we raise our hand and miss Peanut comes over and she's
like, hey, boys, what's up? And we say, can we go to the
bathroom? Like we both have to pee.
And she looks at us and she goes, why didn't you go at
recess? And we're like, well, we didn't
have to pee at recess. And she's like, you both have to
go to the bathroom. And we're like, yes.
And she says no, you guys are going to go goof off in the
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bathroom and like, not learn. No, I'm not letting you go to
the bathroom. And we're like, OK, well,
listen, like we really have to pee.
Can you let us go to the bathroom?
And she's like, no. And keep in mind, we're 4.
So I don't necessarily have, like, the mental capacity to
look at this grown woman and go,excuse me, ma'am, I really have
to go to the bathroom. If it pleases you, you can let
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one of us go first and the otherone can wait till we return to
prove to you that we will not goof off in the bathroom.
No, I'm just like, wow, this teacher just said I can't go to
the bathroom. So I guess I can't go to the
bathroom. So my friend and I are kind of
like, crap, we got a piece. So we're trying to pay attention
and we start kind of squirrelingin our seats and like getting
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kind of out of control. So the teacher is like, hey, you
guys knock it off. And I'm like, we have to go to
the bathroom. And she's like, no, you're not
going to the bathroom. You go sit in that corner, Ryan,
you go sit in that corner. And I'm I'm like, Oh my God,
whatever. So we go and we're sitting in
the corner and I have to pee. I really have to pee.
And my friend calls over the teacher, Sam, and he's like,
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look, I really have to pee. And she's like, fine, you can go
to the bathroom. So my friend Sam runs out of
class as fast as she can or as fast as he can.
And he gets to the door and he opens it and she goes, hey, if
you're running, you don't have to go to the bathroom, which is
dumb. That's the exact opposite of
real logic. Like if a kid is running to the
bathroom, I'm getting out of hisway because that means that this
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kid is about to pop open like a fire hydrant that just got hit
by a Ram 1500. Check out the 4th of July sales
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So I'm sitting there man, and I feel my little 4 year old
bladder about to pop wide open. Dude.
That thing is literally about tobe like, it's going to pop like
at any second. So I raised me and I'm like, I
have to go to the bathroom. And she's like, oh, he's not
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back yet, you can go. And he comes back.
And I look at her and I go, I'm going to pee my pants.
I need to go to the bathroom. And she looks at me and says
with her infinite wisdom, with her stupid peanut head, Oh, no,
you're not. What?
What? What?
As if that magically just soaks up all the urine.
My bladder's just going to be like, oh, yeah, The adult said,
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don't pee. Yeah, pack it up, boys.
Just absorb this water. Now we're not peeing.
The the lady said not to. I don't think this lady
understands what happens when you have to pee.
Like, just cuz you tell someone they don't have to pee, doesn't
mean they have to pee. So I look at her again.
I'm like, no, I have to pee. And she tells me I'll mean she's
like, shut up, you don't have topee.
Now go sit in the corner. So I'm sitting in the corner and
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sure enough, dude, I'm not proudof it.
OK, this is an embarrassing moment for me.
I'm not proud of this, but I peemy pants because I had to pee.
I had to pee. I don't know what she expected
from me. So I pee my pants and I'm just
sitting in it because she told me to sit on the chair.
She had told me not to move. So I'm sitting on the chair and
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she comes over to me and she's like now and she smells it
because I don't know what like that's, that's kind of gross.
Like in retrospect, it's gross. And she's like.
What happened? And I said I peed my pants.
And she's like, well, why didn'tyou tell me?
And I'm like, I know that this Miss Peanut lady is not looking
at me right now and asking me why I didn't tell her.
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Like I wasn't just saying I needto go to the bathroom.
I'm going to pee my pants. Like, why didn't you tell me?
I did. What do you do you want me to
learn multiple languages by the age of 4 so I can tell you
again, Domo El bathroom O por favor there.
I threw in some Japanese, some Spanish.
What other languages can I in there?
La petite croissant in little boys room like there there's
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some French too. I had to pee.
How many more ways can I say that?
So she's like, you made such a mess and I'm like, dude, I'm
sorry you. Maybe you should let kids go to
the bathroom When they say they have to go to the bathroom.
You ever think about that, you old wench?
No, now I'm soaked in pee. This is great.
No one's happy with this situation.
You have to. Clean a urine soaked chair and
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now I have to be the kid who peed his pants.
So she sends me to the nurse, which like, I don't, I don't
really know if that qualifies asa medical emergency.
And they make me call my parentsand I'm like, yo, I peed my
pants and my parents were like, what do you mean you peed your
pants? So I explain it and my mom's
kind of like, oh, hell, Nah. So she comes down to the school
with her white mom attitude, like my mom's not a Karen.
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OK, I don't think she's that bad, but she's like kind of like
a care. Like she's almost there.
She's just kind of missing like the last little bit of the
Karen, but she kind of has that energy.
So she comes down and she's like, I demand to know why my
little boy had to pee his pants.And for the first time and the
last time ever, I was so hyped to have like, an angry woman on
my side. I was like, yo, yeah, that's
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right. Why did I have to pee my pants,
dog? My mom is right.
She should not have to come downhere and supply me with more
pants. And, like, she was all pissed
off. So my teacher and the principal
ended up having to like allow a rule that teachers weren't
allowed to say no anymore if kids had to go to the bathroom,
which Loki was definitely not. Not a solution because then we
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just started going to the bathroom all the time to get out
of learning. But at the same time, telling
kids know when they tell you they're about to pee their pants
maybe isn't the best solution either.
There's probably a middle ground.
But hey, middle grounds don't exist anymore.
You know, let's just let's just like ruin everything.
But regardless, that's the storyof when a teacher made me pee my
pants. And to anybody out there, moral
(30:38):
of the story is if a little kid says they're about to pee their
pants, just let him go to the bathroom.
Please let him out of the basement.
You know, I know a couple of youguys got them down there.
But yeah, on that note, guys, that's going to do it for the
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We'll check out. On that note, guys, don't get
anyone pregnant. And if you do, try to make sure
they're hot. I'm going to go pee now because
I have the freedom to do that. I never have to listen to Miss
Peanut tell me to hold it in again.
Yeah, hopefully you guys have anabsolutely incredible day.
Thank you for taking a little bit of time to spend it with me.
And I'll see you guys next time I'm out.
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Peace. What's going on guys?
It's your boy scrub here back again with another video.
Hope you guys are all having an absolutely fantastic day.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
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Give you some. Anyways, guys, sorry that my
burp had to rudely interrupt thevideo.
I'll make sure it never happens again.
You're cancelled, burp. Today we're going to be talking
about the time a family friend of mine just committed ultimate
weeaboo cringe. All right?
You know, if they end up seeing this for whatever reason, we
haven't hung out ever since our parents stopped being friends,
so I don't really care that you see this.
You were cringe. But yeah, without further ado,
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let's get into it. Anyways guys what's poppin and
OP in? I had this family friend through
most of elementary school and middle school.
My dad and her dad were like really good friends so whenever
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like the parents would get together and do anything, I was
forced to hang out with this girl and we never really got
along very well. I'm not going to lie, we were
never the best of friends but whatever I can make do for the
time being. She had a little brother who was
a year younger than us that was pretty cool.
So like, I could hang pretty decently with him whenever our
parents would hang out. But she was super weird.
And by the time we got into highschool, her dad had like started
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working at a different company. So our parents didn't hang out
as much. But, you know, I knew who her
family was and I knew her. And because she was friends with
like my family, I didn't, you know, make fun of her.
I would defend her if people would like make fun of when I
was around, but she did not do herself any favors in the whole
like you, you know, some people just survival of the fittest.
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That's that's the right way to put and when it comes to
survival of the fittest, she just wasn't the fittest.
She would go around, you know, like legit acting like she's in
an anime and I I don't I don't know why, I don't know what I
don't know what inspired it. I have no idea.
But for the most part, you know,she wasn't like an evil person.
It wasn't like she was Doctor Dufen Schmertz or anything.
So I didn't really think she wasup to no good.
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And I guess people like being weeaboos doing their own thing.
Don't bug nobody. You know, it really don't bug
nobody. So like I said, whenever people
would like make fun of her around me, I'd be like, OK, come
on, leave that weeaboo alone. Like everyone else's fair game.
But you know, that's a family friend of mine.
And then about halfway through the year, we had this class
together and it was like, I don't even know if like the
proper term for the class and something that you guys would
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know. It was something that was pretty
common at our school, but like, I haven't heard of it anywhere
else. But it was essentially like you
having to learn how to explain like your life story to people
and like how to do job interviews.
I was like job skills kind of. And in this class, you know, so
she would snitch on me at every possible turn.
So at first we were cool, but bylike the end of the year, dude,
me and her were no longer friends.
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Like I wasn't defending her frompeople making fun of her in the
hallway anymore because her and I had personal beef.
And you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but like, I'm not
defending you. If we start beefing, she would
call me stupid in front of people to like make herself look
cool. Just stuff like that where it
was like, come on, I'm protecting you from kids making
fun of you for being a weirdo and you're going to try to clown
me to make yourself look cool. I am flying with that.
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So like all bets were off. I was no longer defense
mechanism at all. And on top of that, I had talked
to my dad about it and been like, what should I do?
And he said that it didn't matter what I did because her
dad and him weren't friends anymore, so he didn't care.
So I get the go ahead for my parents to like do whatever.
If she's going to be mean to me,I have every right to defend
myself. And you know, I do.
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You don't really got to give me permission to do that.
It's like literally my job. But regardless, there's this
project that we get assigned in this business skills class that
something along the lines of like we have to present
something about where we're fromand our culture.
Pretty simple. I don't know, I guess it was
supposed to teach us like how totalk about ourselves in an
entertaining manner or whatever lie teachers tell themselves to
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verify like all of their projects being super useful.
And my grandma, my Oma, is from Germany.
So like I did my project on Germany and then my dad's family
is from like England. You know, I'm the most
stereotypical white dude to literally ever exist.
Like I got the two most white countries on the planet just
mixed up inside me. So my presentation was pretty
boring and something that you need to know about weeaboo girl,
who's going to need a name at this point in the story.
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So I'm gonna call her Kayla. See, I knew Kayla's family.
That's important for what comes next.
So whatever, I end up having to present before her.
And she hadn't met my family before.
I don't necessarily think that she had ever met my Oma, but
like, she knew my family. So I do my presentation and I
don't even say anything outlandish.
I don't lie. Like I don't say anything that's
not true. I'm like 1.
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Grandma is from Germany, one's from the UK.
Da da, da, da, da da. Here's what our cultures are
like, yadda, yadda, yadda. And then afterwards, there's
this section where people are, like, allowed to ask questions,
dude. And the teacher opens it and
tell me why this Kayla chick raises her hand and goes, We've
been family friends for quite a while.
And how come I had never heard about your German roots?
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And, like, tries to accuse me oflying and listen, Like, I'm
really not that pressed, you know?
Like, I don't identify as German.
Like, my grandma was from Germany.
I was born and raised in America.
I'm about as American as they come, dude.
Like, I sound like a cheeseburger, but my grandma is
from Germany. Like, she just is.
She was born there. I don't know what you're talking
about. So she basically, like, accuses
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me of making up a grandma from apretty normal European country
to like, pass my assignment or look more interesting.
I don't even know what her pointwas.
And listen, if I was going to make up a grandma for this
assignment, why would I pick Germany out of every place?
I'm not saying Germany's not exciting, but like kids aren't
going home to tell their parentsat the dinner table.
(37:23):
Ryan's grandma's from Germany. Like nobody really cares.
There's that much because there's a lot of people in the
United States that have relatives that have come from
Germany. Anyway, she's pressing me about
it. Dude, after class, like my
teacher asked me to stay and she's basically like, you know,
she did raise some good points. So like, do you have anything to
verify that you do like your grandma is from Germany?
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So I have to go to my grandma, my Oma, and explain to her that
like I need some German stuff tobring in.
So she had this sign with like asaying on it in German.
You know, it's a pretty dope saying.
It's like a sentimental. I'm not going to on here because
y'all clown it. So I took that in and showed her
and she's like, oh OK, I get your grandma's German, but like
at this point I'm annoyed because this Kayla chick is
talking about stuff that she knows absolutely nothing about
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whatsoever. You've never met my mom's mom.
I don't know how you know if she's from Germany or not.
And even then even then, shut up.
I'm doing a presentation in class.
If I made-up a grandma to get anA, why are you snitching?
Hoe? Like that's just not cool.
So whatever, she snitches on me and I'm like, you know what?
I'm a be the bigger man and I'm a just enjoy your presentation
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because she's presenting today. And I have to make this clear.
I don't know why I, I knew this fact, but like, her dad was
straight up like from Spain, OK,like from Spain off the boat
from Spain, you know, and her mom was from America.
I think she was like from Nebraska, but both of her
parents had lineage back to the UKI don't know how I knew that,
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but like, I just knew that she was basically as white as me
with a little bit of like, you know, white Spanish in her.
It wasn't even like she's had Mexican, though.
She got like the the European Spanish.
Yeah. She was literally whiter than
Nebraska. So tell me why this girl goes up
in what appears to be an anime outfit and starts talking about
You ready for it, ladies and gentlemen, Japan.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let's let's slow it down, Kayla,OK?
Your dad's not from Japan. Your mom's not from Japan, and
you're going to call me out for making up a German grandma when
you're pretending that you're like, you're from Japan, you're
not from Japan. I know your family.
That's just straight up cap. And listen, you know what?
(39:37):
If you wouldn't have been petty and pointed out that you didn't
think my German grandma that's real was real, I probably would
have kept my mouth shut. But but now, ladies and
gentlemen, I know Question Time is coming and I'm about to light
her up. So even before I get to light
her up, bro, before I get to just go like absolutely nuts on
this girl, she proceeds to embarrass herself and does like
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an anime dance routine thing. Like, you know, the Vocaloid
dance routine, dude, she basically does one of those in
this anime outfit in front of people to show off her culture,
right? So she embarrasses herself.
The entire class is sitting there in that silence where like
nobody is sure whether to laugh or cry.
Do their. Eyeballs hurt.
Or are they amused? Like you're not really sure
what's going on, but it's just dead silence, awkward.
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And the teacher is kind of like,so does anyone have any
questions? And my hand shoots into the air.
That thing flies into the sky like a SpaceX rocket.
I'm not playing games, Mr. Musk.If you want some some rocket
thrusting, just harness my arm when I'm excited to ask a
question, Sir. So I raise my hand and I go, oh,
you know, that's super interesting.
How connected to the Japanese culture are you?
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Like, is it something you're passionate about?
And she gives me this smirk and a nod, like, thanks for asking
that question. And she's like, oh, my gosh, I'm
so in touch with my Japanese roots.
Like, it's honestly something that me and my grandmother share
so personally. And I go, oh, like, do you speak
Japanese with your grandma? And she goes, yeah, all the
time, you know, like, just little things around the house.
And I go, OK, say something in Japanese in.
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The look on her face just shrinks, dude.
Like the smile she has just goesto that.
Her mouth's not, like, hanging open, but, you know, when it's
kind of open enough where somebody's kind of like, ah, ah,
balls, bro. I didn't think this far ahead.
And she's kind of like, ah, And I'm like, yeah, say something in
Japanese, dude. Are you ready, ladies and
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gentlemen, for the Japanese that.
Oh, you ready? Domo origato.
Domo origato, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, that's right. You're super connected to your
Japanese culture, dude. You speak Japanese with your
grandma all the time, and you just know the one song from the
80s? Domo Origato, Mr. Roboto.
Like even I know more Japanese than this girl does, dude.
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So here she is looking 50 Shadesof stupid in front of the entire
class and I'm like, oh, do you? Do you not know Japanese?
And I'm just smiling that my face is beaming.
I can't even hide the excitementthat I've got right now.
Listen, I don't care if you makeup a grandma for a class
presentation. I genuinely do not care.
(42:08):
The only reason I got pressed isbecause you called me out for my
real grandma being fake and thenyou used a fake grandma.
But yeah, moral of the story is it wasn't too hard for the
teacher to deduce the fact that her Grammy was not actually from
Japan. And unlike me, she couldn't
prove that she existed. So she ended up getting in
trouble. She got to redo the project so
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we're great, didn't even suffer.But I made her look stupid and
that's what really matters. And you know what's even better
is she made herself look stupid by thinking anybody actually
wanted to see their classmates do an anime dance.
I'm gonna let you guys in on a little secret.
Even if you're a weeaboo bro, I don't care.
Like anime, like what you want to like.
But if you start doing anime dances in front of the entire
class you are going to get made fun of bro it's not my fault.
(42:50):
The same way imagine if some kidwas like I want to be a pro
gamer and started whipping out Fortnite dances every lunch.
Like I'm sorry I don't know whatyou expect to happen dude.
Don't do anime dances in class and you won't get made fun of.
Anyways guys that's going to do it for the video.
Hopefully you enjoyed if you didI would really appreciate you
taking a second to like and comment what whatever you want
down below. Literally anything is fine.
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Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. And yeah, I don't know that's
about it. Peace.
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