Scrubby's Water Slide 🏄‍♂️

Pu*ssy so wet i had to diveeeee

Episode Transcript

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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub here back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
Today I've got a story time for you guys that I personally think
is pretty funny. Dude, it's about the time one of
my ex girlfriends literally hit in my trunk with a paintball gun
to get back at me for breaking up with her for someone, even
though that didn't happen. Yeah, it's a pretty bizarre

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situation, but regardless, you guys always seem to enjoy my
pain so I figured I'd turn it into a story time.
Before we get into it though, besure to press the like button or
no joke, no scam, your ex-girlfriend will be hiding in
your trunk. And yeah, without further ado,
let's get into it. So good it's not good.
Nice racking our ass. Brazilian just turned 21.

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Below banks a million. Swear I'm a little drunk, but is
that? All right guys, So this story
actually takes place at the end of 2019, about a year ago now.
I didn't want to talk about it, but it's officially been a year
since all this went down according to my Snapchat
memories, which is the statue oflimitations, so I'm figuring I
might as well send it. This takes place with this girl
I was dating for like 2 months. You know, we were dating for a

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bit and I just really wasn't feeling it anymore.
You know, like you ever just kind of date someone for a bit
and you just like them at the start and then you kind of got
to know them more and you're like never mind.
That's basically what ended up happening.
So I decided to break up with them.
Now breaking up with somebody isalways super awkward.
There's really like no nice way to do it at all.
So we were hanging out and finally I'm like, all right, I'm

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going to send it. And I start breaking up with
her. It's very awkward.
It's like uncomfortable as it always is whenever you're
breaking up with somebody. And usually this is when things
start to go wrong. Like the reason I get anxiety
before I start breaking up with somebody is they usually don't
take it well and are like arguing with you and whatnot and
you're just trying to skedaddle.But honestly, she looked like
she was taking it really well and I, I was super relieved that

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it seemed like she wasn't going to be like a crazy person about
it. So we do the breakup thing and
she leaves and I genuinely thinkI'm in the clear because she
appeared to take it super well. And I don't hear from her for a
week. You know, I'm just vibing.
I'm doing my thing. I'm not really flirting with
other girls. Like I wasn't looking to replace
her right away. I didn't even have Tinder
reinstalled yet. I was just kind of doing my own

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thing. And I figured I was in the clear
because like I said, I hadn't heard from her about in about a
week and I wasn't like trying todo anything shady.
I just didn't want to date her anymore.
We just weren't going to workout.
But. 1. Day she starts like trying to
make me jealous by snapchatting me on accident and obviously I'm
using heavy sarcasm on accident because it was like very

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obviously that she was pretending to Snapchat me on
accident but was just sending methe messages on purpose.
But like wanted it to look like she wasn't trying to message me.
You know, the Snapchat would be like, Oh my God, you're so much
cuter than Ryan. And then literally 2 seconds
after she sent it immediately like, Oh my God, wrong person.
I'm so embarrassed. And I literally didn't care.

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So I wasn't replying to him because it was just cringe.
Like it was really obvious to methat she wasn't Snapchatting
anybody. She was just sending me these
messages to like try to get me to respond and make me jealous.
And that just wasn't gonna work,dude.
Like I really just didn't care. And listen, I'm sure maybe
accidentally, you can send somebody a wrong message and
embarrass yourself. I'm sure it's happened before.

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It's happened to me once or twice.
But The thing is because I wasn't bonding dude, she just
kept doing it to the point whereshe ended up like wrong
messaging me. Obviously air quotes around that
one like 15 times in one night and like I said maybe once it's
an accident. But 15 times dude, I don't think
that's possible unless you're like a 70 year old person who

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just got a phone and Snapchat and is trying to hit up the
cuties. And regardless, all 15 times I'm
just ignoring it because I'll behonest, it was more cringe than
anything. Like I know her intention was to
make me jealous. It did not do that whatsoever.
I was just honestly kind of sitting there like oh this is
secondhand embarrassment for me.Like this isn't 6th grade bro.

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Keep in mind I'm an adult and this chick was older than me.
She was 22. This 22 year old woman is
pretending that like she's wrong, messaging somebody and
flirting with them to try to make me jealous and when it
doesn't work she just kept doingit.
So obviously I'm ignoring it. I'm not really getting jealous
because I do not care and for the rest of the day I'm just
ignoring it and I end up. Going to bed relatively early.

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I really do like to wake up early, so me going to bed early
isn't bizarre. I need my beauty sleep.
You know how it is. I can't be making like 5 videos
a day without any rest. So yeah, I like to go to bed
early. Sure I might have the sleeping
schedule of an 87 year old man in a retirement home, but what
you going to do about it? You know I got to do what I got
to do for the grind and I just did not really want to deal with

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these Snapchat messages. So I go to bed and when I wake
up I take a look at my phone andI'm not even kidding, it is like
57 text messages 13 this calls in six voicemails from my ex
while I was asleep. Thank God for the do not disturb
feature on iPhones by the way, that thing is beautiful.
It just like makes it where you literally can't get
notifications if you don't want to.

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This lady would have woken me upat least 40 times but I just
didn't see any of it. And I'm not going to lie, even
when I saw the messages I reallywasn't too stressed.
I had just had a really cool dream that I was one of the
Keebler elves and we were all like making the cookies that
provided all the joy to the country.
It was a pretty good time. I was having a nice vibe making
some money as a Keebler elf in my dream.
So I start reading these texts dude.

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And it basically is just like broken incoherent half sentences
that are basically accusing me of breaking up with her to get
with somebody else because I wasn't replying to her
snapchats. And the only reason that I
wasn't replying to her snapchatsas if I already had another
girlfriend. And like I should have just been
honest when I was breaking up with her and just just railing

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into me about how I'm a horribleperson and da da da da da da.
Keep in mind I really wasn't like doing anything.
I really hadn't gone behind her back and replaced her or moved
on. I just wasn't replying to her
snaps because they were annoyingand stupid and I just really
didn't want to. Like, it was just kind of cringe
that she was pretending to be having a conversation with
somebody that I'm 90 percent, 90% sure didn't even exist to

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try to make me jealous. So I'm reading all these text
messages that are like saying all this stuff that just, you
know, is in La La land. And I'm like, wow, if the texts
are this crazy, I wonder what the voicemail is going to sound
like. So I head over to the voicemail
and somehow things get even crazier than this delusional
lady. Like I, I mean listen, I
understand being upset, I get itdude.
But just because I don't reply to your stupid petty snapchats

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that are annoying in the 1st place doesn't mean that it's
like some giant conspiracy theory, you know what I mean?
Just because you failed world geography doesn't mean that
everything's actually a flat earther.
You might just be bad at geography.
Like that was the logic she was using.
If I broke up with her and didn't want her back, obviously
it was because I replaced her. It couldn't be just because she
was kind of cringe. And stuff like this is kind of

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cringe. Kind of proves my point as to
why I didn't want to date you anymore.
And the voicemail is basically saying that she's going to teach
me a lesson and that I better becareful around my car.
And it's like, just very threatening.
And, you know, I didn't think this girl was very threatening,
to be honest with you. I was about as scared as, like,
imagine if King Julian from Madagascar threatened to you.

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Yeah, he has the confidence. But at the end of the day, he's
a lemur. And I'm pretty sure I can punt A
lemur. But she's saying, like, keep an
eye on my car and whatnot, like,lookout for my car.
And I obviously go outside just to like make sure my car is
fine. And when I go out there, I see
that the the trunk is like kind of a jar.
It's not closed all the way, bro.
And she had left this voicemail telling me she was going to do

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something to my car. So as soon as I see the trunk as
a jar, I'm kind of like, ah, crap, expecting, do you know, to
have a wild possum in there? Or maybe she like egged the
trunk, poured a bunch of milk inthere to make it smell bad.
I don't know. I was not expecting what I saw,
dude. So I go over to the trunk and as
I'm going over in there, I'm kind of saying out loud like,
Jesus, this is so ridiculous, bro.
Like, why? Why do I always do this to

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myself? Because there's some reason,
man, I don't know why, but my type is just crazy.
Like, I just have a type for crazy chicks.
I don't ever expect them to be crazy.
It's not ever like I'm looking around like, hey, do any of you
guys want to threaten me repeatedly on voicemail about
doing something to my car? That was never my intention.
And this is actually before I got my new car.
And I had been dating this girl for two months.
And in my old car, there was this trick where you could like,

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pop the trunk pretty easily if you just kind of like hit the
badge of the car. And I had shown everybody that I
knew that. I don't show anyone.
Anything about my car anymore after this?
So she had gotten the trunk open.
It's not like she really had to break in.
There was a way to pop the trunkpretty easily.
But regardless, dude, I'm going over to the trunk as it's popped
open. I'm just kind of talking to
myself. And as I'm getting over there, I
hear like a cough from the trunk.

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And I'm like, hold on, that was a cough.
So I think there might be somebody in my trunk.
And at this point I go back to the garage, bro.
And I grabbed like a hockey stick.
I don't know why. That's what I grabbed.
I think it was just the nearest thing to me that I thought might
be potentially useful as a weapon.
I didn't know who was in the trunk, bro.
Maybe she hired like a hitman off the dark web.
Or maybe it was Austin from Austin and Ally coming to

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challenge me to a dance battle and I was going to have to break
his kneecaps with a hockey stickto win.
I'm not really sure. I just knew I had to be prepared
for the worst that any given chance.
Dude, when somebody says they'regoing to do something crazy to
your car, then you think you hear a person in the trunk, you
approach with caution. I don't know.
If that makes me a bad person, then so be it.
Anyways, I get to like the trunkof the car, bro, and it's half
open and I just heard a cough. I've got my hockey stick ready

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to go, ready to smack anybody who pops out of this hoe dude.
And it goes open and tell me whyI see my ex-girlfriend in the
trunk of my car holding a paintball gun.
Bro. I don't know what is going on.
All I know is that I had a voicemail saying she's going to
do something to my car and here she is like you know the dude
from the hangover that they accidentally had in the trunk.
That's what she looks like holding a paintball gun in my

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trunk. And when I see her I go what are
you doing? And as soon as I say something,
dude, she just opens fire with the paintball gun and I get hit
in the chest twice from like a foot away.
It hurts. I'm obviously like ow.
And I didn't know what to do. So I just closed the trunk, but
she was in it. So I closed the trunk and once
it's closed, she's like, let me out.
So I go around to the car and I'm like, I'm not going to let

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you out until you promise not toshoot me with the paintball gun,
which I feel like is a pretty fair request.
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So I'm like negotiating with this girl through the trunk and

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she's like fine, I won't shoot you.
So I go and I open the trunk andI'm like, what the hell are you
doing? And she's like, you deserve this
for what you did to me. Keep in mind I didn't do
anything, dude. All I did was break up with her
and we had been broken up and I didn't even do anything.
So even if I did what she accused me of, I was fine to be
doing it. And her response was to hide in
my trunk with a paintball gun. What in the law and order is

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going on? Bro?
If I ever go missing, you guys know who probably took me
because that's a pretty crazy thing to do.
Like ah, I'm going to hide in the trunk.
I have no idea how long she was in there.
I have no clue if she had like brought some granola bars to
make sure that she had some sustenance just in case it would
be a couple days because I don'teven drive my car every day.
To be completely honest with you, especially since all this

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went down like back then I droveit more because this was
November, December of last year.But still dude it's not like I
was driving every day. So for all I know dude she could
have just been sitting in that trunk for a couple days.
Regardless, she just immediatelyis like, I'm out of here, you
deserve this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Before I can even ask questions or do anything, she gets in her
car and speeds away as if the only reason she ever came by was

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just to like, shoot me with a paintball gun twice.
Which, you know, I, I guess I can take that.
Yeah, it hurt, but like, whatever, I was fine.
Literally 12 seconds later, dude.
So she gets out of there and I end up getting a couple more
hate texts, basically just beinglike, I deserved it.
But what makes all this weirder is this lady came to my house,
sat in my trunk, shot me with a paintball gun, but then just
like left me alone after a couple more texts.

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All that commitment. Maybe it was just the shame and
maybe she realized that like there was really no way to
salvage the relationship when she was playing hide and seek in
my trunk. I just feel like anyone
comfortable enough to climb in the trunk has got some issues.
Dude, because I don't know aboutyou, I'm not getting in a trunk.
I've seen enough news stories about kids accidentally locking
himself in those and like overheating and passing out,
never waking up. No thank you.

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I don't care. Dude.
This girl could literally have punched my grandma.
I'm not hiding in her trunk. I'm just not doing it.
I also feel like it's a little bit different.
I know it shouldn't be different, but I feel like if a
dude was hiding in a girl's trunk, that's just a lot
creepier. I prefer not to hide in trunks
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time I'm out peace what's going on guys it's your boy scrub here
back again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am, and today I've got
a story time for you guys about the time a couple of my friends
got scammed on Xbox Live. I should say, their parents got
scammed. Basically, they gave their mom
and dad's credit card information to hackers and then

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didn't want to tell their parents because they thought
they were going to get in trouble.
It was just a very bad situation.
Regardless, it's a pretty funny story time and I figured it
would be entertaining. But before we get into it, be
sure to press the like button or, no joke, no scam whatsoever.
You're going to get kicked in the shin by a leprechaun and
trust me, it's going to hurt. And yeah.
Let's get into it. It's not good nice racking or

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ass. Brazilian just turned 21 but my
banks millions where I'm a little drunk but it's a hell.
Of. Guys, so Xbox is a very
interesting place. It's basically where I like had
to learn everything, dude. My parents, they tried their
best to teach me, but I was moreimpressed with like playing Call
of Duty. So that's where I had a majority
of social interactions in like middle school and high school.

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And the game that was really popular at the time was Call of
Duty Modern Warfare 2. And in that game, you had to
prestige. And when you prestige, you
didn't have prestige tokens. You literally reset with nothing
and there were 10 prestiges. And obviously if you were a 10th
prestige, you were a very cool person.
Like everybody thought you were very cool at the game.
Kids at school would be impressed.

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And because of that, there became this like little black
market of people that would glitch you to 10th prestige in
order to like, you know, get Microsoft Points or you would
buy them a game or whatever. There was this little black
market of people who would glitch the game and get you to
10th prestige. And obviously because we were in
middle school at the time, me and all my friends were pretty
broke. Like, I had some money, I guess,

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but nothing that was, you know, constant income.
And my friends had no money. So we didn't really have a way
to get into one of these lobbiesand get to 10th prestige, but we
all really wanted to do it. So we would spend hours, like
trying to figure out how to get into these lobbies for free.
And one day one of my friends islike, yo, I was playing earlier
in a lobby and I heard these guys talking about this prestige

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glitch and they're going to do ahacked lobby and they're going
to let us in for free. All we have to do is give them
the logins to our account and they're going to do it for us.
And immediately I was like, I don't know about that one just
because I don't know bro. The idea of letting somebody
like log into my account where Ihave a credit card on file.
It was my parents, but I obviously knew it was there.

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I was not a big fan of that. And then even then, dude,
letting somebody log into my account and being able to like
send messages to everybody on add everybody like they could
literally just take your accountif you give them the login.
Keep in mind this is the early 2010 S like maybe it might have
actually been like 2009, 2010. So Internet security isn't what
it is now, bro. If your account got jacked, that

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was based basically the end of it.
I'm sure there was a way to get it back, but then you would have
to go to your mom and dad and explain that you're an idiot who
gave out your e-mail and password to a guy on the
Internet who promised he was going to get you free Call of
Duty levels And parents were notgiant fans of gaming back then.
I'm sure there's still not. Nobody wanted to have to have
that conversation with their parents, right?
So I decide not to do it, but myfriends are like, well, we're

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going to do it. And they decide to send over all
their information and it basically says that they're
going to get signed out for a couple days while he does this.
So for a couple days, I'm like the only one from my normal
group of friends still playing games because I'm the only one
who didn't give over my account.And after a day or two of them
giving over the information, I get a message from one of them.
And it's like a message to all friends and recent players.

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This account has been given to anew person.
Like from now on this is going to be my account.
And obviously I thought it was weird.
So the next day at school, I asked the kid whose account it
was and he was like, oh, that's super weird.
The guy told me that he was doing his prestige lobby
yesterday, so maybe he is just trying to get people to join it
da da da da da and I'm like, I don't know.
Dude, I'm just saying it looks like he might be trying to steal

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your account, but for some reason they just kept believing
it. They were like, no dude, he's
going to give us free levels in Call of Duty.
And then the next day things really start to go bad.
Another one of my friends comes to school and he's like, yo,
dude, my parents are saying thatthey're getting like crap tons
of credit card charges from the card that was linked to the
Xbox. And I think the dude we trusted
is stealing our credit card information.

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And at that point like he's like, I'm done, I'm coming clean
to my parents. I want them to just cancel the
card. I'm not trying to have this
happen. But a couple of the kids dude
for some reason are still like, no, it's not him.
Your parents card got hacked by coincidence.
And they don't even tell their parents to check bro.
They don't say anything. So for weeks, two of these kids
are just letting this kid dude have their account and they're

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not even bothering to check. We have no idea.
Everybody else who checked. Sure enough, the credit cards
had been used to charge like crap tons of games and Microsoft
Points because I guess back in the day, way, way back in the
day, if you had an Xbox Live account that was linked to your
Xbox that had a credit card on it, you could use it to purchase
anything for the Xbox. It wasn't just for that account.

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Like now if you buy something, it's linked to that account.
You have to sign in to use it. But back in the day, dude, if
you bought a game on your Xbox, it was linked to your Xbox.
So obviously this dude had basically bought everything
under the sun. He had spent bunches of money on
everybody's account just going crazy.
But the two kids who had obviously not snitched, they
come to school on the 1st of themonth, like right after the

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parents would get credit card statements around that time, not
the first, but around then like around the end, beginning of the
month whenever the credit card statements would come out.
And they are just looking scared, bro.
And they're like, guys, dude. The guy who took our account
was. Scamming us.
And everybody is like, yeah, duh.
Everybody knew that, man. You guys were the only ones who
weren't up to date yet. And they're like, yeah, but

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we're still not going to tell our parents.
And we're like, what do you mean?
And they said, well, our parentsare going to come, were asking
us what it was coming from and they're going to call the credit
card company. So we're just going to hope that
the credit card company doesn't tell them that it's from the
Xbox. And we're like, dude, you do
realize the credit card company can tell them where the charge
came from, right? Like the credit card company has

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the capability to go, hey, your kids an idiot and all this money
that was spent was spent on an Xbox.
And then you know, they can callMicrosoft and Microsoft will
tell them what Xbox like it's not.
Hard for his parents to figure out that.
This money was spent on the box.They really thought that their
parents were going to believe that it was just some random
person stealing it. And at that point they start
freaking out and they're like, dude, we need to come up with a

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cover story. We're just going to tell them
that like, somebody at the school stole it.
And we're all like, no. Don't.
Do that. Do not tell them that somebody
at the school stole it, because then they're going to come to
the school trying to figure it out.
And then you're just going to have to lie more.
And these kids are like, well, Ican't get in trouble.
If I have to explain to my dad what happened, he's going to be
pissed. And you know, listen, I
understand trying to get out of trouble.

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I really do. But I promise you that your
parents are going to be more pissed because they're going to
find out eventually because whenthey come to the school and
start trying to figure it out and the school is like, what are
you talking about, then you're really going to be screwed, man.
That's going to be the ultimate not fun situation.
I'm going to interrupt the storytime for a second.
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I I appreciate it and yeah, let's get back to the video.
Regardless, the kids go home andwe have no idea what happens.
The next day, though, I'm in class, I'm doing my thing and I
get somebody comes into class and gives the paper slip to call

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me down to the office. You know, I get called down to
the office and I go down there and it's all my Xbox friends and
sure enough, there's very pissedoff parents sitting there and
the principal is like, apparently a couple of you boys
have been stealing people's credit card information and
using it to buy games. And we're all like, what are you
talking about bro? None of us were stealing any
credit card information. And that the parents at that

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point like jump in and are like,well, you know, our sons told us
everything. You peer pressured them into
giving you your Xbox login so that way you could use our
credit cards to buy everything. Like trust me, they told us
about how you would bully them, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And all of us are sitting here like what are you talking about
dude? They had made-up this thing

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about how we had forced them to give us their logins and then we
had spent all the money on the credit cards, which is just not
true. The only problem is all these
kids that are sitting in here were also the people that had
had their accounts stolen and their credit cards stolen.
And now they're getting accused of stealing from this kids
parents. So they do the logical thing and
they're immediately like all right, call our parents because

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we had the exact same thing happened to us.
Your kids are lying and they explain the situation.
And obviously I'm sitting here and they're like, how are you
involved? And I just mentioned I played
video games with them. I told them it was a bad idea
because I thought they were going to get scammed.
But yeah, I can confirm that allof this happened because these
guys had come to school as soon as the charges started coming

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through and told their parents. So you can call them and ask.
And so the Dean is obviously like not buying it.
The parents are not buying it. They think that we're just
lying, like try to stay out of trouble.
And we're like, no, go ahead, call their parents.
Seriously please do Like if I'm about to get in trouble for
something I didn't do then please call this kids parents.
And I don't consider it snitching considering these kids

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who brought this upon themselves.
Like y'all didn't tell your parents once you knew this dude
was a scammer and now you're just trying to throw all your
friends under the bus because you don't want to get in
trouble. Bruh.
So sure enough dude they call and all the other parents are
like yeah our kids are also thisstupid.
And at that point the parents and the Deans are like not
apologetic to us. They were kind of like, well,
you guys are still dumb, you know, but they led us away and

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they, their kids obviously got quite an earful and the next day
they come to school and they were mad at us for not playing
along with it. Like, no dude, I'm not about to
get in trouble for stealing yourparents credit card.
So you cannot get in trouble. They were on ironically like
you. Guys couldn't have.
Just covered for us. No no dude, because everybody
else also got in trouble for theexact same thing.

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If there was a way for me to cover with you without getting
in trouble then maybe I would have done it.
But no, I'm not going to admit to stealing your parents credit
card when I. Didn't do it dude what a cold no
good friend thing to do honestly.
Regardless, I kind of stopped hanging out with those dudes
after that, which was probably the best idea because a couple
of them ended up trying to get like involved in stealing other

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people's accounts to do the thing to people that they had
just had done to them. But I wasn't involved with that.
Thankfully, I got out of there before all that went down.
But yeah they got scammed on Xbox and turned it into this big
like. Oh these, these dudes stole us
and bullied us and forced us to give us our credit cards. 0 out
of 10 would not recommend. But on that note guys, I think
that's going to do it for the video.

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If you are, then trust me, it's about to get better because this
story time is pretty funny. I'm going to put myself on blast
a little bit today. This is the time I accidentally
broke up a couple all right to be fair, it wasn't really my
fault. Basically I caught the
girlfriend doing something she wasn't supposed to be doing and
I didn't know that they were still together so I told my
friend who was dating her and and you know, he was not aware

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of the going ONS of the situation and it was just a very
awkward situation. Regardless, it should be a
pretty funny video and I think you guys are going to enjoy it.
But before we get into it, be sure to press the like button.
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It's so good. It's not good Nice racking her
ass. Brazilian just turned 21 but my
banks a million swear I'm a little.
Drunk, but it's a hell. Of anyways, guys, there was a
period of time in high school where I just like didn't really
want to hang out with anybody. I just wanted to sit in my room
and not talk to anyone. I think they call it depression,
but whatever, I'm not here to SIM for myself regardless.
I just kind of was out of the loop for a little bit when it

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came to like my friends and their lives for a bit.
And when I started kind of coming back to normal and
getting out of that funk, I wentto the mall with my friends, a
different group of friends, just.
Kind of hang out and goof off. And while I was there I saw one
of my friend's girlfriends, or what at least I thought was his
girlfriend with another dude. And I assumed because I had kind
of been Mia for a while, that they had broken up and I just

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didn't know anything because I hadn't talked to the guy in a
while. So I walked up to.
Her and I say hi dude and her face when I say hi is
immediately like the color drains out of it man.
I can tell that she's definitelynot looking too thrilled that I
saw her. And she says hi.
And we're talking back and forth, dude.
And the guy, like, won't look mein the eye at all.
The guy that with is just straight up refusing to look me

(26:45):
in the eye. And I'm like, yeah, that's
weird, but whatever. And anyways, like, I'm like, OK,
well, you know, it was nice to see you.
Sorry for interrupting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I go about my business and we walk away and I'm looking at
my friends that I'm with and I'mlike, that was really weird,
right? And they're like, yeah, dude,
they were acting really weird. Isn't that da da da's
girlfriends? And I'm like, yeah, that's what
I thought, but they must have broken up, you know, And the

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people that I were with didn't know the guy very well either.
So we all just assumed they had broken up because they were
together in the mall. Like this.
She was with this. And when I say she was with this
dude, OK, it's not like they were just hanging out going
shopping. They were in the food court,
dude. And I don't know if they were
trying to taste the Panda Express they had on the table or
each other more, you know what I'm saying?
Like, hey, PDAA little bit. You want to hold hands, give a

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Peck, that's all good, do whatever.
But these people were like straight up shoving their
tongues down each other's throats, playing tonsil hockey
in public. So, yeah, I'm pretty sure she
was like with him. You know, it wasn't her cousin
from Romania who had just rolledin, who didn't speak a lot of
English. And that's but he wouldn't talk
to me. No, it seemed like it was a dude
who, you know, was making out with this girl.
And then I walked up. Regardless, though, that night I

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ended up hopping on to play Xboxwith a couple of people that I
had played with. And at one point the guy whose
ex-boyfriend, the girl I saw was, does that make sense?
The guy who had been dating thisgirl, or so I thought, had been
dating this girl. And we're in the Xbox party.
We're kind of vibing. And I'm asking and I'm like, yo,
when did you and da da da break up?
And my heart drops because he what he says back to me saying

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when did they break up isn't oh,you know, a month ago.
He's like, oh, we haven't why, what's up?
And as soon as he says that I'm like, ah, no, bro.
Now I'm in the middle of this. I'm going to be honest with you.
I usually try to stay out of my friend's relationships because
it just sucks. But at this point I have to tell
him bro, like if I catch you cheating on my friend, even if I
don't want to snitch, which I will snitch on you if you cheat

(28:34):
on my friend bro, like I have toThat's the bro code.
If you do my friend wrong, I have to tell.
And I'm not saying that I like, didn't want to tell him, but
obviously I realized that I was about to be caught in the middle
of a bunch of drama because, Oh no, I saw something I wasn't
supposed to see. But as soon as he says that, it
does make sense why the girl wasacting so weird and why the guy
like, wouldn't look at me, bro. It's because he had to have

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known that she had a boyfriend. And so when I walked up and
started talking to him, he was like, oh God, this is probably
the dude's friend. And I really didn't mean to.
So he says that. And I'm like, oh, dude, I have
to tell you something. And he's like, yeah, is
everything OK? So I'm telling him the story,
what not. And he's like, OK, well, can he
told me what the dude looked like?
So I'm describing it to him and he's like, shit, dude.

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Yeah, that's this dude she's been hanging out with.
She told me there was nothing going on.
I've been suspicious. And he's pissed in the in the
Xbox party, bro. Like he is going off saying, oh,
man, he is. He's like, dude, thank you for
telling me. And I'm like apologizing a lot
because I didn't want to have todo this, right?
Like it was never my intention to be stuck in the middle of all
this stuff. Regardless, the next day at
school, the guy texts me and he's like, yo, dude, I'm really

(29:38):
grateful for you telling me you want to come sit with us at
lunch. I'll, like, buy you food.
And obviously, obviously I'm notone to turn down free food.
So I go with him and I'm talkingto him and we're in line getting
food. And he's kind of like, yeah,
thank you so much for telling me.
I really appreciate it. Da, da, da, da, da.
You know, I'm going to confront her.
And I'm like, oh, that's sick. When are you going to confront
her? And he says later, and I thought
that he had meant, like, later in the day, bro, like after

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school, you know, maybe he was going to talk to her on the way
home or something. No, no, no.
He meant later as in like, she was sitting at the table we were
about to go sit at. And I understand I give him
every right to confront her however he wants.
You know, like, I'm not saying that he shouldn't have done it,
bro. I'm just saying I didn't know.
So we get over there and I'm walking with them.
And as we're walking up, I see the girl and she's, she's me.

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And she sees that I'm with her boyfriend.
And she immediately is like, ah crap.
And I'm like, ah crap. Because I didn't know that I was
going to be involved in the confrontation.
Like I said, I really did not mean to see anything.
Obviously I had to tell my friend when I saw it because
that's just the bro code. I just can't let you do that.
But I really did not want to be here for the confrontation,

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dude. I didn't sign up to be a witness
in the courtroom. I was just trying to let you
know because that's the right thing to do.
And sure enough, when we get over there, dude, he starts like
laying into her saying that I have proof.
And then he goes tell her Ryan. And I'm like what?
Well, you know, and the girls like you're lying.
And I'm like, I haven't even said anything yet.

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I literally have not even thrownout an accusation.
And she's already like, you're lying.
So obviously I'm just kind of sitting here mouth agape, not
knowing what to do. And that's when I'm looking
around the table and the guys there too.
And that's when my friend is like, and it was with you.
Da da da da da. And now they're all arguing and
I'm just still still kind of standing here not knowing what
to do. I really was not trying to be a

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part of this man. So they're all yelling at each
other and whatnot. And the the guy who had been
hooking up with the dude's girlfriend gets up and they like
kind of are in each other's face, is about to fight.
And the girl walks up to me and she's like, look what you did.
They're about to fight because of you.
And I'm like. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This. Is not my fault, OK?
I'm not the one who is going to the mall with one of my

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boyfriend's friends and making out with him.
Like that ain't on me, lady. Like, yeah, I saw it, but what?
What did you want me to do? Not have eyes?
Like it's not my fault. You guys weren't trying to hide
it. It's not like I snuck hidden
cameras into his car. I literally, it was just in
public. I, I don't know what you want me
to do about it, dude. So she's trying to blame me.
And they're up in each other's faces.
And at this point, the Deans andthe teachers come over and

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they're kind of breaking everything up and they're trying
to like solve the commotion. So finally, because there was no
fight, nobody gets in trouble, but they break us up.
And the guy whose girlfriend it was, he's like, we're done.
And he's, you know, calling her names and whatnot.
And I'm just standing there beetred because I'm like, I did not
mean to do any of this. It really was not my intention
to be in the middle of this whatsoever.
And what's even worse is this was a couple that had been

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dating for a long time, like multiple years, which in high
school is impressive, dude. Like if you're dating somebody
for multiple years in high school, that takes a level of
commitment, man. And here I was like accidentally
ruining it, which I I didn't ruin it, to be fair.
But you know, I definitely definitely felt a little guilty,
bro. Not because I lied about
anything. I saw what I saw, but dude, the

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guy was all like crying after, you know, because he had just
had to break up with his girlfriend of a couple years and
he's like. Asking me what to do and I
don't. Know what to do dude, I just
walked up. I don't know.
All right guys, I'm going to interrupt the video for a second
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get back to the story time. Thank you and sub bye.
Anyways, dude, that's the situation.
I accidentally caused all this, right?
But the girl like, I guess just straight up didn't want to take

(33:34):
any blame for it. So she starts telling all of her
friends and she was way more popular than I was.
Like in high school. I was a debate nerd who would
skate a lot. Like I really did not have any
type of social clout whatsoever.It's just true, dude.
I was, I was a nerd. So she kind of started telling
all of her popular friends that I had been like stalking her to
try to prove this dude. And I was like out to get her
and whatnot. So a bunch of people kind of

(33:55):
started hating me for this beinglike dude, what you did was so
messed up. Keep in mind I didn't do
anything bro. And at the time I was very
upset. Like now in retrospect I don't
care at all, but at the time I was like, I didn't do anything.
But you know, I'm throwing that in there just to kind of prove
that a high school drama might feel really important at the
time dude. Well like you're really not
going to care in like 3 years regardless.

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They broke up dude. That guy to this day always like
text me and checks up and you know, we're still friends and I
feel like he like owes me to be a good friend now.
What he really does it dude. I was just doing what the right
thing to do was. That girl though beyond that
ended up cheating on like her next 3 or 4 boyfriends too.
So by the time high school endedI'm pretty sure everybody low
key knew that I definitely hadn't been going out of my way

(34:37):
to catch them considering she kind of had a reputation for it
at that point. But hey, you know it is what it
is. The accidental scooby-doo scrubs
strikes again. Moral of the story is going to
the mall is just very dangerous because you might accidentally
end up breaking up a couple that's been dating for a couple
years, but that's just the priceof doing business sometimes.
The dude who was involved thoughwas like horrified of me.

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I don't know why I'm not a very scary dude, like I'm tall,
that's about it. But he would just avoid me all
the time. If I went to a party he was at,
he would like leave shortly after make up an excuse to go.
Like I'm not trying to fight youdude.
I don't, I don't really care. Yeah, what you did was bad, but
like I'm not I'm not going to fight you at a party because of
it. Anyways, guys, I think that's
going to do it for the video. Hopefully you enjoyed.
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What's going on guys? It's your boy Scrubby here.
Back again with another video. Hope you guys are all having
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Today, I've got a story time foryou guys about the time we got
busted sneaking out of our friend's house.
Dude, his parents just caught usred handed.
There really wasn't anything we could do.
Not the craziest story time in the world, but I think it should
be a pretty good time for y'all to listen to and hopefully you
can find it entertaining. Before we get into it, be sure
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socking. Yeah, that's right.
Santa Claus is going to be real,man if you don't press the like
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let's get into it, sit back, relax and enjoy.
All right guys, what's poppin? Today's story time is going to
be a little bit more chillaxed than the last couple ones.

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Dude, I'm just going to be telling y'all the story of the
time me and my friends snuck outto go do some stupid stuff and
then got busted by his parents. But thankfully his parents were
nice enough to like, not snitch on everybody to our parents.
Regardless, I just figured it was a pretty funny story that
y'all would enjoy. So yeah, without further ado,
let's get into this. So when you're a teenager dude,
sometimes you just do stupid things for no good reason.

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And this story is one of those times we were spending the night
at a friend's house, and he happened to be the house where
the parents really didn't care what you did.
Like for the most part, as long as you survived the night and
didn't burn their house down or end up with the police in their
driveway. They would let us do literally
whatever we wanted. But for some reason, this
particular night, we're hanging out there and we all decided at

(37:30):
like 2:00 AM that we were just really bored, you know, And we
wanted to go hang out with thesegirls who we had went to school
with, who were also hanging out together, having a sleepover
type of thing. And they had asked if we wanted
to come over and being teenage boys, all right, you know,
obviously we were like. Dude, we gotta go.
Bro, like straight up, dude, we just gotta go.
Like, dude, they're straight up inviting us over right now,

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Kyle. Like if we don't go, that's
straight up lame. I wasn't always like that, but
yeah, obviously, bro. Teenage boy me was like, ha ha.
You want me to come over? I say less, aha.
I'm not proud of it, all right? But sometimes we all do things
we're not proud of. It's just what it is.
We knew that we weren't supposedto leave though.
Like his parents let us do whatever we wanted at his house

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because they had the ideology that if they let us do what we
wanted there, then like we wouldn't sneak out and go do
dumb stuff. So we knew we had to sneak out
of there. So my friend is like, hey man,
listen, I've taken my mom's car before.
She parks it at the end of the driveway.
They had a longer driveway. So he's like, look, we can just
go down there, get in the car, go and we can come back and my
parents will be none the wiser. And he said it with so much

(38:35):
confidence that like, we just believed him.
Bro, we were like, damn, you know what?
You're saying it like you've done this at least 80 times.
I'm going to be honest with you.It sounded like he was a
professional. So we were like, yeah, sure.
So we sneak out of the house. He didn't have a dog or
anything. It was pretty easy.
You just slip out the back door.It's not that difficult.
I would love to make myself seemlike James Bond or Sly Cooper,

(38:58):
like doing all these super complex ninja moves to get
myself out of the house. That just wasn't the case.
We get in his mom's car and his mom actually drove a Range
Rover. So yeah, imagine knowing and
that you're very expensive, Range Rover was getting stolen
by a bunch of 15 year olds in the middle of the night so they
could go hang out with a bunch of girls that they were
Snapchatting. His parents did get pissed when

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they found out a little bit. I don't blame them because my
God, how dumb were we? Like when you're a teenager, you
just don't think things through as well, bro.
Now the idea of taking somebody's Range Rover is
terrifying because if I crash it, how the hell am I going to
pay for it? But for some reason, bro,
teenage me was like, whatever, as long as my friend's driving,
it's all cool, right? We get in his mom's car and we

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go and we hang out with these girls and we're there for
probably a couple hours. You know, As for what went down,
a gentleman never kisses and tells.
That's all y'all got to know. Realistically it was a good
night that's all I'll say. So we have a good night and we
decide that we're going to go back to his parents house now
because we had to get out of there.
And so the guy whose car we had taken comes to me.

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I'm in a different room with oneof the girls and he's like yo we
got to get out of here. So we go out into the living
room and we start looking for our other friend who was hanging
out with another one of the girls.
And they're like, Oh yeah, they left and we're like, well, where
did they go? And basically he and this girl
had decided to like go on a drive.
The only problem is we have to get back to this kids house

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before his parents wake up. Otherwise they're going to be
like, why is one of you missing?They had gone to bed with all
three of us there and now one ofus is gone.
So we're like, all right, well we have to go find him.
So we're calling him and callinghim and he's just not picking up
his phone. And it's like 4:30 in the
morning now. Probably we'd been there for
maybe like two, 2 1/2 hours. And his parents woke up really
early. They both had important jobs

(40:42):
that required them to be up likerelatively early in the morning.
So he starts freaking out because if we're not home by
like 5530, we're screwed becausehis mom's going to have to take
the card. It's not going to be there.
So finally at like 450, our friend picks up the phone and
he's like, yo, I'm sorry. And we're like get.
Back here, dude, we got to go. Like we're screwed if we don't
get back to his house soon. His parents are going to know

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and he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.
Sure enough, on my way means he's about 10 minutes away.
So now it's like 5 when he gets back.
We're still not at my friend's house that we snuck out of yet.
Like that's when he gets back tothis girl's house.
So we're yelling at him. We get in the car and we're like
speeding on our way back to my friend's house.
I'm not driving, and I understand why my friend was
stressed. But as we're speeding, dude, our

(41:23):
luck can't get worse. We get pulled over when the
lights turn on. My friend who's driving is
literally like, are you kidding me?
So we get pulled over. The cop walks up to the window.
He's like, where you guys going?You know, we explained, look,
we're going home. We were just at a friend's
house. Have you guys been drinking?
No, because we weren't. It's like, all right, well you
know, I'm going to let you guys get home.

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Thank God he didn't ask for our license.
Dude. Usually I feel like license and
registration is the first thing that they ask for.
For whatever reason. He didn't ask this particular
time. He just kind of let it slide.
Thank God, because none of us had a license, bro.
We were all 15. We get back to my friend's
house, but because the cop had pulled us over, it had taken
enough time. It's like 515 now, right?
So we get back to his house whenhe pull into the driveway and

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there's nobody out there. So my friend is like, thank God
it looks like nobody woke up. We're not going to get in
trouble for it. And we're walking back into his
house and we're just low key berating our one friend who was
late. We're like, dude, you knew that
we had one job. We just had to make sure that we
got back here before his parentswoke up.
And he's like, dude, I know, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
And we're just like, ha, whatever.
Just thank God we didn't get caught, right?

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So we sneak back into his house,we sneak back into his room and
we're just kind of like sitting there relaxing, thinking that
we've now managed to get away with it, bro.
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and I'll get back to the video and shut up.
Bye. So we're in his room and we
think that we're just vibing andthe door.
Swings. Open, dude.
And his mom standing there and she goes, you guys have a good
night last night. And we're like, yeah.
And they're like, oh, what? 'D you guys do.
And I'm sitting there speechless, bro, because I'm
like balls. But my friend, her son starts

(43:34):
just, you know, just making crapup.
Oh yeah, we played video games and, you know, we played board
games for a bit of, for a while.We we went on a walk that just
like making stuff up. And she's like, yeah, yeah, wow,
that sounds so much fun. Did you guys enjoy it?
And me and the other kid who arethere kind of like avoiding eye
contact. And she's like, come on, guys.
Like tell me, what did you thinkabout what you did last night?

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And we're like, yeah, it was really fun.
And she's like, yeah, that's crazy.
So why did you guys think it wasa good idea to steal my car?
And we're all like, and her son is like, mom, I don't know what
you're talking about. She's like, cut the crap.
I went out to get in my car today and it wasn't there.
And then all of the sudden it's back.
And then you guys come stumblingback into your room.

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So how about you tell me where you were and what you actually
did now? And at that point we knew we
were busted, bro. Like there really was nothing
that we could do about it, dude.And her son was just not coming
clean. And at that point, when you're
caught, I was like, all right, so I start telling her, look,
there were these girls who wanted to hang out with blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. We weren't drinking, we weren't
partying, we literally went there and came back and we tried

(44:39):
to get back before you woke up. But I and I took the blame was
lost and couldn't get back to the car in time and it was all
on me. So I took it on the chin bro.
I knew it was my friend who had been like out with the girl.
But look, I had a good time thatnight.
It was fun and like if anyone's going to get in trouble, I'll
take it. I know a lot of people get
really bad anxiety about like getting yelled at by adults and
stuff. It just doesn't bug me for some

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reason. So whenever there's a situation
like this, I usually will take the blame.
If my friend was like, not a giant idiot, yeah, he was stupid
and annoying and this should have not happened, but oh, well.
And his mom, like, I'm expectingher to tell me to get out of the
house and that I'm a horrible influence.
But she starts laughing and she's like, well, teenage boys
will be teenage boys, am I right?
Did you guys have fun? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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She's giggling. And I'm like, well, are you
gonna tell my parents? And she's like, I don't know,
how mad would your parents be? And so I'm like, honestly, yeah,
not. My parents would be pretty
pissed if they found out I had snuck out and taken a car.
And so his mom is like, all right, well, I guess I won't
tell them then because you guys were honest with me.
Like, if you guys would have kept up the lie, that would have
been fine. But I appreciate honesty, so I

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guess I can't be too mad at it. So no, I'm not going to tell
your parents. As soon as she said that, I'm
not going to lie, I was completely relieved because the
last thing I wanted, bro, was tohave to explain to my mom what
happened. I'm not going to lie, dude, she
would have not been understanding as this lady, even
though she's finding out now. Hey, Mom, I've never told you
this story. I know you watch my videos.
Yeah, I snuck out. Nothing you can do about it now.

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I'm an adult. But a real talk dude, it was a
pretty chill situation after that, me and that guy became a
lot closer and they appreciated that I was willing to take the
fall for them. Sometimes you just.
Got to do what you got. Do real talk his mom was
incredibly chill though and to this day I really appreciate her
not telling my parents so that way I could do it myself on the
Internet for money. Real talk though guys, I think

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It's your boy script. Hear back again with another
video. Hope you guys are having an
absolutely fantastic day. I know I am.
Today though, I have a story time for you guys that is pretty
entertaining about the time whenI was. 4 at the water park and
this dude's dad literally tried to fight me, a grown man
fighting a four year old. Real talk it should be pretty
entertaining and a big happy Thanksgiving to everybody.

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Be sure to press the like buttonor no joke no scam.
You will be cursed and a grown man will try to fight you.
And without further ado, let's. Get right into the video.
Boom bada Bing sling sling Ding.All right guys, so as I said,

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today's the story time of the time someone's dad tried to
fight me when I was a little 4 year old kid at the water park,
which is genuinely insane. All right, I'm not quite sure if
there's anything that could makeme want to fight a four year
old, but regardless, I guess sometimes in life it happens.
Dude, kids can get under your skin.
You just got to throw down in the middle of the public park,
show everyone who's boss. So there's this water park in

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the neighborhood parked by my house.
And when I was a little kid, it was basically the coolest place
to be ever because I was a little kid and it was a cool
water park. There were these two like water
cannons on it that were super sick.
They were on these swivel turrets and they came out of the
ground and they had pretty good water pressure.
And the theme of the water park was like pirate themed.
So on the ground was like a painting of a pirate ship.

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And the cannons were where the cannons were supposed to be.
There wasn't literally like a plastic pirate ship.
OK, it was a public park, but you know, I could use my
imagination because I was a little kid.
So whenever little kid me would go there, you know I was rolling
around as the pirate God. Johnny Depp in it.
Somebody call me Captain Jack Sparrow 'cause I was up in the
vibes and obviously one day I'm like begging my mom to take me

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to the water park. I'm really trying to just get
out there and play pirate dude. I'm bored of being inside.
And she relents and she takes meto the water park and we pull up
and I immediately run over to the water cannons.
But when I get over there, there's like one kid who has his
hands on both cannons on one time.
Like it's literally one kid doing the spider man stretch to
like pull the the both water cannons at once.

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This dude is literally recreating that seen from spider
man when he's trying to hold like both the pieces of the boat
together with his webs and he's like ah, freaking out Tom
Holland being ripped. People say I look like Tom
Holland Instagram at scrubby by the way, always plug.
He is literally full stretch to be touching both like we're both
little kids, you know, 4 year olds.
So this dude is literally almostfull eagle spread to be

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controlling both cannons at one time and it doesn't look very
comfortable. Like it looks like somebody
trying to do the splits that's never practiced it before.
You're not quite sure if they'rejust stuck like that or you
know, if just not sure how to get out of it.
I genuinely just didn't know if this kid even meant to try to be
controlling both. So obviously I do the logical
little kid thing and I walk up and ask for a turn on one so my

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imagination can get to pirating and not looking at this kid
doing some weird yoga moves to try to control 2 water cannons
at once. And even then man, you have ever
heard the saying that like no one man should have all that
power? Dude I'm just saying no one kid
should control 2 water cannons. That's a little too much power
for one person. My goodness, presidents get
corrupt enough and we're going to give somebody the power of

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both water cannons on the pirateship.
I think that's going to lead to somebody with some serious ego
issues. The kid just looks at me with
this face of disgust, man. And I'm going to be honest, it
looks like I just asked him to sniff a rancid fart.
Like, not like I just asked for a turn on a water cannon.
He's looking at me like I just asked him the most insulting,

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degrading question ever and I literally just asked if I could.
Have a turn on one of them because he's got his hand.
On both of them and he's just kind of sneering at me at this
point and he snaps and he's like, this is my park and I need
to get out of this way because he's playing with them and
they're his and he doesn't have to give anyone a turn.
Which like, all right, OK, that's a little bit rude.
You know, I may have only been 4, but even I realized 2 obvious

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things about this dude. A he was rude and his breath
smelled like anchovies. Like how you going to be so
young and have such awful breath?
Dude, you're 4. You have the teeth of a
crackhead. I know those are your baby teeth
but Jesus dude. Like I'd take better care of
them in B. Parks couldn't be owned by one
person. Like even if you were a cool
kid, OK, you didn't own the park.

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That's not how it works. Even 4 year old me was aware of
the idea of public property. So you know, obviously at this
point I'm looking at this kid hogging both water cannons.
He's just kind of being a jerk saying he's not going to give me
a turn and then saying that he owns the park, which I know for
a fact isn't true and I'm like dog, it's just not that deep.
Just give me a turn on the watercannon.

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And so I point out the obvious, which is that he didn't own the
park and that he really had no right to, like, be hogging both
water cannons. And, you know, if you've ever
talked to somebody who's just being a jerk, the problem with,
like, pointing out the obvious or the logical things is they're
not logical people, dude. They're just built with brains
that don't work right. You know, you could be like,

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hey, you eat milk with cereal. And they'd be like, Nah, I eat
my Apple Jacks with orange juice.
Like, they're just weirdos. It's just not a very good
system. And when I tell him that he
doesn't owned the park and he has no right to be hogging the
water cannons, dude, he looks atme and I can tell immediately
that he did not like that statement whatsoever.
So he decides that he's just hadenough of me.

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So he goes to blast me with bothof the water cannons at one
time. And like I said, he's kind of
stretched out and he has his hands on both of them.
So to pull them into US, he has to like cross his arms, you know
what I'm saying? Like he has to pull inward.
So he does it with some anger behind it, like he's trying to
teach me a lesson. So he pulls in his arms to like
cross him inward and they swing inward with a bunch of speed.

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And when his arms cross inward, the cannons come in and they
could turn almost like 180° ish,not 360.
And it just blasts him right in the face, like both of them.
And one of the cannons just shoots right up his nose.
And I'm not going to lie, you know, for a public park, these
cannons did have some pretty high water pressure.
So he's trying to act all cool. He swings these cannons around,

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blasting himself in the face. One of them blows right up his
nose, which I'm sure did not feel very good.
Even just swallowing water down the wrong pipe doesn't feel
good. Getting water up your nose the
few times I've done it doesn't feel good.
Now imagine a water cannon just blasting it up your nose when
you're completely unprepared forit.
Dude blasting him in the face point blank.
My bad, I can't talk. So after blasting himself in the

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face and shooting water up his nose though there was these
little like rubber stopper things on the spinning part of
the cannon that prevented them from spinning 360.
You know, like they were just these Riddle rubber grommets
that were supposed to gently kind of bounce the cannon back
the other way if you were swinging them.
Well, because this dude had likeliterally yanked with all of his
little kid might. These cannons are flying.

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So when they smack into the rubber stoppers, instead of like
gently coming to a stop, it did what rubber does and just kind
of like pushed them back out. Well, because we're little kids
and we don't weigh a whole lot. When they go flying back out,
his arms uncrossed and the handles kind of fly outward and
it throws him forward. So all of his weight goes flying
and he faced plants hard. Like he smacks his face into the

(54:22):
ground and it just does the whole like, you know, when
somebody's skin kind of hits theground and it doesn't even sound
like a thud anymore. You can just hear the slap of
the air just rushing out from the side of his face as it hits
the ground. But keep in mind he somehow has
managed to do this all to himself, dude.
And I knew he face planted hard too because he didn't move right

(54:43):
away. And like, you know, usually if
you kind of get her in your little and it's not too bad, you
just kind of pop up crying and like, oh, wow, that hurt.
And he slowly gets off the ground and there's like a little
pool of blood on the ground, nota whole lot of it.
And he's holding something in his hand and it's white, like a
little white gem. It almost looks like he's
holding a Pearl, but like a little more rectangle.

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So after that, though, he turns and like, growls at me.
And when he does that, he shows his teeth.
And I remember just seeing this giant gap where one of his two
front teeth used to be, dude. Because one of them is gone.
He had literally. Knocked out one of his two front
teeth by himself trying to blastme in the head with water
cannons, which you know, I'm notsaying karma is a thing, but

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like no, you can't have a turn and then knocking out your on
front tooth by face planting after swinging the water cannons
too hard and it blasting up yournose is kind of hilarious.
Like imagine how that went down in his head.
Oh, I'm going to show this kid who's bust.
How dare he have the balls to ask for a turn.
Well, I'm going to turn these water cannons on him and then
just blasting himself in the face and giving him the good old
baby tooth removal. Anyways, he's glaring, look at

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me now and I realize that the thing he's holding in his hand,
that little Pearl thing is actually his tooth.
Like he's holding his tooth in his hand.
And I start laughing because like this entire situation is
ridiculous. I just watched something that
could have won AFV live in the flesh.
This dude knocking himself out self ownage to the Max and he
just starts screaming bloody murder.

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Dude. He's not even saying words like,
you know, when you're a little kid and you're just hurt.
And it's just like that level ofthing, dude.
That's what he's. And I see this giant dude kind
of running in our direction. And I kind of figure that it's
his dad at this point because he's running like he's hearing
his son screaming, which I'm sure is horrifying as a parent.
So I'm standing here laughing, this kid screaming bloody

(56:34):
murder. And I'm seeing this grown man
just in a full Sprint to us. And he finally gets over to us.
And obviously he starts asking his kid what's going on because
he's screaming. There's a little bit of blood on
the ground and he's holding his tooth, right.
And I'll put a disclaimer right now.
I don't blame the dad for being confused and emotional because
obviously his kid is crying and there's blood on the ground and

(56:54):
he doesn't know what's going on.Like I, I get he's concerned
like I'm not a parent, OK, but that would probably make me a
little bit crazy if I was. What if my kid was bleeding and
I couldn't figure out what was going on and some other kid was
just kind of standing there laughing?
Like I understand why he was upset.
I I don't want anyone to hate him for that.
You're going to hate him for another reason in a second, I
promise. But him being angry at the start

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is not why. So the dad just starts asking
what's going on and obviously hedoesn't have the detective
skills like I do, so he can't just put two and two together.
And the kid is just kind of stammering and can't get
anything out because, like, his mouth is hurt because he just
knocked out his own tooth like amoron because he is a moron.
But the one thing he is able to do is point at me.
Like while he's stuttering just.But yeah, but he's like kind of

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pointing at me. And I don't know if he was
trying to pin all the blame on me or what, but the only thing
that gets across is that he points at me.
And as soon as the point comes out, dude, his dad is up in my
face screaming at me, asking me what I did to his son.
And obviously I'm speechless because I didn't do anything.
But like, I'm a four year old who doesn't really know what's

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happening. And this strange grown man is
screaming in my face. So I'm obviously just like,
because I'm a four year old, right?
And I don't know what's going on.
And even then, dude, if I do manage to stutter it out, what
is he going to believe? Oh, your own kid knocked out his
tooth with a water can? And I promise I had nothing to
do with well I'm the one laughing like that doesn't sound

(58:21):
very believable whatsoever so I'm scared.
I'm nervous. And anyways the dad doesn't
believe me and that's fine that's understandable.
But what he did next definitely was not OK or allowed at all.
I was wearing a swim shirt because I was like a little kid
and my mom said that I always hated getting sunscreen put on,
but she didn't want me to get sunburned so she would just put
me in a swim shirt instead because I don't know now I wear

(58:43):
sunscreen. But like, yo, when I was a
little kid bro, I was really nottrying to stay still and have
like that cold lotion all over me.
Anyways, I'm wearing the swim shirt and I'm a little kid, a
four year old, and this grown man grabs me by like the front
of my shirt, you know, like the collar of my shirt and lifts me
off the ground with it. Now I get being mad bro.
I get being concerned trying to figure out what's going on with

(59:06):
your kid, dude. But if you start lifting up 4
year olds by their shirt to threaten them, that definitely
means you're the bad guy in the story, bro.
Like regardless of how much yourkid is crying, I don't know how
you can lift a four year old up by the shirt, see the fear in
his eyes and be like, aha, this is still appropriate.
I am definitely doing nothing wrong.
I don't think I've really described the dad yet.

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So let me do it now since I'm literally face to face with him
as he's holding my collar and I've got nowhere to go.
Dude, I'm I'm not trying to stereotype too hard, but you
know, the type of guy that definitely needs to compensate
with like a big truck. He definitely needs to
compensate. He is literally one of those
guys. Like that's him.
You know, Facebook didn't exist at this time, but if it did,
this guy would be the biggest his customer of those hoodies

(59:50):
with the really stupid sayings on the back that don't mean
anything. I'm a June man who loves
fighting bacon whiskey and and threatening 4 year olds at the
water park because my son's an idiot.
Like he would literally own every single one of those
hoodies. I promise dude.
So he's got me by the shirt and we're face to face and he has
these eyes, dude. And I didn't know it at the time
since I've kind of grown up, youknow, the eyes that somebody has

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when they're about to swing on you.
Like when somebody's so mad they're so fed up that they're
about to resort to violence. That's the look.
He has me, a four year old dude,and he just kind of like grits
his teeth and says, I'm going toask you one more time what
happened to my kid. But like as he's saying that,
dude, he pulls one of his hands back to kind of like give the

(01:00:34):
illusion that he's about to punch me in the face.
And I really didn't have an answer for him, dude.
And he literally just says he's like, I'm going to beat you if
you don't tell me what happened to my son.
And he's pulling his first back further.
Like he's going to punch me in the face and he literally has me
by my shirt in the air. And I'm four, so I'm not very
tall. It's not like I can just like,
you know, put my legs on the ground and run.

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I'm literally in the air. There's nowhere for me to go.
He's got me by the shirt. He's looking like he's about to
hit me. And at this point, my life is
kind of flashing before my eyes because a grown man is about to
introduce his first to the back of my head.
And I like the back of my head never meeting up my his first.
Like I would just prefer not to have that happen.
So I decide that the only thing that I can do and the only thing

(01:01:17):
that I can even think about doing to get out of this
situation is to just start swinging my feet like a madman
just trying to hit anything I can.
You know, like I'm not too sure if I'm actually going to be able
to get out of this situation, but whatever, I got to try.
So I just start swinging my feetlike crazy trying to hit
anything that I can. Somehow by the grace of God,
dude, I managed to connect my little light up water shoes

(01:01:39):
right into his crotch. And so obviously as a grown man,
when my foot just like swings into it with all my little kid
might, he just lets go of me andI drop down.
And I decided at that point thatlike, I got to get out of here
bro, I'm going to use my little legs to get anywhere as fast as
I can. And I decide to go to my mom
because it's safer than floatingin the air with this dude about
to punch me in the face. So I just start taking off.

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I'm running through the water park like a bull in a China
shop, just sprinting. I don't even care where I'm
going at this point. And I look back at one point and
I see he's chasing me. He is in a full Sprint after me
dude. So imagine seeing a fully grown
pot bellied man just full board chasing this.
It's like little kid through a pirate themed water park.
Very home alone vibes. I felt like I was Kevin

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McAllister. Remember when he's like on the
ice skating rink getting away from the wet bandits?
I'm not going to lie, it did feel pretty sick to be home
alone for a bit. Regardless, I'm running towards
my mom and she kind of had this like camping chair set up on the
grass a little bit away from thewater park.
She could still see everything obviously, but she was just
reading a magazine. And I'm running full speed and
she looks up and she says hey Ryan.

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And before I even say anything back, dude, I just swan dive
right behind her camping chair because like, I knew the guy was
probably still chasing me and I just didn't want this guy to be
able to grab me. Regardless, this guy is still
riding my tail and he's bigger than me and definitely should
have caught up with me by now. But the fact that he was like a
tubby truck owner definitely kind of saved me.

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I'm not going to lie, by the grace of God, this dude was
super out of shape and couldn't outrun A4 year old.
My legs might have been short, but I was running for my life.
Literally running for my life. So, you know, I had to do what I
had to do and this dude must have had his adrenaline going or
something because he decides that he's going to grab me by my
shirt again and lift me up. But keep in mind he is doing

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this in front of my mother. And you know, that's just
probably not the best idea. Like, I'm not saying that my mom
is a big woman by any means, butbecause she's not, she's like a
really tiny little little thing.But I will say that threatening
any kid in front of their motheris the biggest mistake ever.
Dude, Like straight up. It was out of a nature

(01:03:48):
documentary when a Mama bear is separated from her Cubs and they
are in danger. This grown man has just run up
and picked up her son by the collar of his shirt out of
nowhere. She has no clue what's going on
so she decides that she's going to just go into Mama bear mode
and she pops out of the camping chair and literally jumps on
this dude's back and is just screaming at him to put her son

(01:04:10):
down and she's beating him. She's scratching him.
She is just like doing everything she can to this guy
because she has no clue what's happening.
She has no context at whatsoever, and later on when I
was a little bit older and we would talk about it, she told me
that she genuinely thought he was trying to kidnap me or
something because I just ran over super scared.
And all of the sudden this giantman was like right behind me

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trying to grab me. My mom is on this dude's back
attacking him like a banshee. He's still got me by the throat,
like not by the throat but by the color of my shirt.
And she's just still screaming. And at this point, people are
starting to look because obviously screaming put my son
down and fighting a man in the park gets some attention because
we've all seen Dateline. All right, Everybody knows how
these usually end. So at that point people start

(01:04:54):
like coming over to help. But I'm being held up by my
shirt with this dude, like literally looking angry at we
with my mom going bonkers on hisback.
And finally he sets me down and my mom gets off his back and
runs over to me to check on me, asking if I'm OK and if I'm hurt
and all that. Because, you know, she really
didn't know what was going on yet.
She just the first thing she sees is this dude grabbing me

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and my mom's checking on me. And the dude is just kind of
standing there watching, watching, probably kind of
assessing all the scratch marks he has on the back of his head
and like everything else. And I think at that point, he
finally realized I'm like a little toddler dude.
Because once my mom got off of him and was done checking on me
and like, turned to yell at him,his entire tone has changed.

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He's all like telling my mom that his kid just got hurt and
he's just trying to figure out what went down, which obviously
sounds like a good excuse on paper.
But, you know, considering less than a minute ago you were
trying to punch me in the face to try to get information out of
me that like wouldn't have made your son look like a genius in
the 1st place and then chased meand like, you know, threaten me

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in front of my mom. And now you're trying to act
like the United Nations out reaching with the peace treaty.
My mom really was not buying it too much.
And I don't blame her, dude. Like, if I was a parent and
anyone grabbed my kid in front of me, I probably would not.
That would not be not be good. And I'm not even saying I'm like
a giant tough guy, OK? I'm not a fighter by any means.
I'm just saying like people are very protective of their kids

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obviously, and I get why the dude was mad, but you still
can't threaten to beat a four year old regardless, especially
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At this point, though, his kid comes up with another mom and
her kid, and she starts saying that she saw the whole thing and
she can clear it up. And my mom trusts her more
obviously, because like, you know, she just kind of seems
uninvolved and she just wants toexplain why happened.
So she finally starts explainingto everyone that this kid was
hogging the water cannons and that he did, in fact, somehow

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manage to knock his own tooth out by himself with the water
cannons after blasting himself in the face.
And the shame on his face when she's explaining this was
hilarious, dude. Like, he was so embarrassed that
I'm not going to lie, I would beembarrassed too, especially if
my dad was like, in the middle of trying to fight a kid because
I'm an idiot. Dad, listen, I, I know you're
going to be mad at me, but I kind of knocked out my own

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tooth. Please don't fight that child.
Oh my God. Which, you know, I will say too.
Thank God this lady did see it. Because if not, I would have
been screwed. I would have been having people
to get to believe to like, trustme on this one that this kid was
dumb enough to knock himself outwith the water cannon.
Yeah, my mom was on my side. But even my mom would have been
like, so you're telling me that this kid somehow knocked himself

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out and knocked his tooth out with a water cannon because he
tried to spray you with it? And four year old me would have
been like, yes, So that's the truth.
Regardless, she keeps telling the story and she finally gets
to the point where, you know, the guy almost punched A4 year
old and she starts going in on him.
Dude, she wasn't the hero I expected.
OK, but it was the hero every kid who wants to play pirates

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without grown men trying to fight them needs.
So she just starts flaming him, asking him what type of horrible
parent he would have to be to threaten a child, saying he has
to be out of his mind to come toa public place and treat other
people's kids like that. She's just going in on him.
She's saying he's got to be a horrible parent and duh.
And at one point the dude tries to like interject and defend

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himself, you know, by saying that I wasn't answering his
questions, which is why he had to try to grab me so he could
figure out what happened to his kid.
And she starts flaming that, asking him how stupid he would
have to be to threaten a child. And that I probably wasn't able
to answer him because I was scared out of my mind because
this strange grown man was picking me up and yelling at me.
Which was basically the truth because I mean, I barely knew

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what happened. Dude, I couldn't even read at
this point. Like maybe just a little bit of
reading was going going on. I'm a barely 4 year old guy and
this dude's just screaming at measking me to answer his
questions. I'm not a criminal.
I don't know how to get interrogated by the police.
OK, the man finally realizes he's in the wrong at that point
and he like starts to apologize.But this lady at this point is
all worked up. She's all mad that he even had

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the nerve to defend herself. So she's just kind of going off.
And, you know, my mom and I are just kind of standing there.
My mom's holding me because I'm still scared.
And she starts yelling that like, he better get out of there
or she's going to call the cops.And the second that she
mentioned the cops at all in anyway, shape or form, dude, this
guy turned as white as me, like as white as a ghost.

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He did not look very happy aboutthe idea of the cops coming,
dude. And he grabs his kid, not by the
shirt this time. I guess that's a right
exclusively reserved for other people's kids at the water
parks. He wouldn't ever grab his own
kid by the shirt like that. And he just starts kind of like
speed walking towards the parking lot.
If you've ever seen the Malcolm in the Middle episode where
they're wearing like the funny hats and speed walking, that was

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kind of but it gave me the vibe of so genuinely based on his
reaction to the cops, I'm prettysure now that he either had
warrants out or like didn't wantto explain to the cops why he
had to fight a four year old forsome reason.
Because listen, obviously he wasgoing to skedaddle regardless,
but like she mentioned the cops and it looked like she just said
Voldemort and he was Harry Potter.

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Like that was the level of fear in his face.
So he's trying to get out of there.
And I'm going to be honest, I definitely wouldn't want to have
to explain that either. Like there's no way trying to
justify fighting a toddler as a grown man, especially to a
police officer. Well, you see, officer, you
know, he was kind of being aggressive towards my son.
He was hogging the water cannons.

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But still, he probably should have been a little bit nicer.
And the guy would be like, dude,you're 37, what are you doing?
This kid can't even read like what's wrong with you?
Regardless, while he's trying toescape, this new lady is having
none of it. And she starts like speed
walking after him, just yelling whatever comes to mind to just
get as much attention and over there as possible.

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And my mom at this point is like, yeah, we're not going to
follow him. Because she knew the dude was a
little nuts for even getting into it with like a four year
old in the 1st place. And she didn't really want to
see what happened if we followedhim.
So she just kind of said at thatpoint that we were going to go
home. And I was like, yeah, I'm all
right with that. As much as I love the pirate
water park, playing pirates was definitely not on my mind

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anymore after that. Dude.
I was kind of OK with just goinghome and watching TV for a
while. I will say though, I did get
some sympathy ice cream on on the way home.
That was pretty cool. And I actually did get Lego Star
Wars because of it, which started my video game addiction.
So in a weird way, if this guy never threatened to fight me at
the water park, I wouldn't be a YouTube because Lego Star Wars

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is what got me into gaming, which is what got me into
YouTube. So in a very roundabout way, a
grown man trying to fight me made my career.
Wouldn't you look at that? Always look on the bright side,
guys. However, as much as I would love
to say that that's the end of it, dude, we actually did end up
bumping into him a couple weeks after all of this went down in
Target. I was still a little kid,

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obviously, but I remember this instance because it was one of
like the most bizarre times everwhere somebody was horrified of
my mom. So we were just kind of
shopping, going around the corner and I'm sitting in that
part of the cart that's kind of up at the top where they have
little kids sit, obviously, because I, duh, I was a little
kid. I don't know why I'm having to
explain to you that the little kid was in the little kid part.
Anyways, we come around the corner and there's this guy

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there and he recognizes my mom first dude, because his eyes get
all and he gets all flushed again or like wide.
And he almost, you know, looks like a bit earlier when that
Lady said she was going to call the cops like that level of
nervous. And she just kind of looks at
him and says, oh, hello, becausemy mom didn't really know what
else to say. I don't know.
What do you say to the person who's like try to fight your

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kid? How do you do?
So what are you feeling better on this fine day?
Finally got some anger management classes like I don't
know. And regardless, he just starts
saying like, I'm really sorry, I'm really sorry.
And my mom's like, OK. And he literally abandons his
cart and just starts like running towards the exit at a
full Sprint, dude. And my mom obviously didn't like

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this guy, but I don't think she was about to call the cops or
anything. Like, you know, we were just in
Target. But this grown man abandons his
cart and just takes off towards the exit in a full Sprint, even
though nothing really happened after the park incident.
Like we didn't really pursue it any further, you know?
It's not like we were trying to hunt him down or anything.
Apparently it stuck with him enough to like, strike fear into

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the soul of his heart that if you were to ever see us again,
he just had to run. I'm not going to lie, it was
hilarious too, because like, I've never seen someone be in so
much fear of my mother. She's not very scary.
She's pretty short, you know, like she's just not intimidating
at all. And to see this grown Potbelly
man that tried to fight a four year old get intimidated by her

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was just kind of funny because it's like, Oh yeah, yeah, you're
Mr. Tough Guy when you're tryingto fight a four year old, but
once his moms in the room you'regoing to run away from us in a
target because you just can't handle the pressure.
Dude. All I'm saying is if you're
going to have like gun around fighting kids, you might as well
just also be as much of A jerk to fight their mom because it's

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like, Nah, I pick mob battles. I only like fighting 4 year olds
because they're way easier to beat up is basically what you're
saying. Regardless, that was the last
time I actually have seen him since.
I mean, maybe I've bumped into him since, but I'm a little bit
taller now so I doubt he reckons.
Recognizes me or wants to fight me at this point.
Seriously though, I know this story was a really long.

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I figured I would crank out a very long, storied sign because
it's Thanksgiving and I'm thankful.
For all of you guys, you really do make my dream job possible
and I appreciate it a lot, so thank you from the bottom of my
heart. But on that note, guys, that's
going to do it for the video. Be sure to like, comment,
subscribe, turn on notifications, all that good
stuff. If you don't know what to
comment down below, just go ahead and comment the word

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pirate down below. Let's throw it back to pirate.
Imagination time if you comment it just helps the video do
better in the algorithm. I appreciate it other than that
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on there I also have my TikTok at scrubby where I just kind of
post funny videos. I have more content, which is
obviously the scuffed cast. You guys can check that out link

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will be down below along with the intro song.
My instagrams at scrubby Twitteris at scrubby under score 69 got
to keep it fresh and funny. And if you look at your screen
right now, I will say that you are at actually seeing the
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It's pretty fly. If you're in the mood for like a
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I recommend it. I I wear them pretty often and
they're pretty swagtastic. You know I had to plug the
merch. You know how it goes.
You always have to stay plug in.There's also the OG sub club
hoodie, which will be going awaywhen the main channel hits
2,000,000 subscribers. So if you want one of those,

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that's all the merch we got. Things will be down in the
description, but that's everything I've got to plug.
I am going to give a little bit of a corny Thanksgiving message.
I hope everybody had a safe holiday with their families and
whatnot. I really do.
I am really thankful for every single one of you guys.
This has been a pretty up and down year.
There's been some highs, there'sbeen some lows.
I'm pretty sure it's been like that for everybody. 2020 overall

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has sucked, but a consistent bright spot has been making
videos for you guys every day. It genuinely does make my day
better and it means a lot more to me than you will ever know.
So happy Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for all of you guys.
I hope you guys had a great holiday.
And on that note, you guys know the drill.
Don't get anyone pregnant, but if you are going to decide to go
out there and get somebody pregnant, at the bare minimum,

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you've got to make sure they're hot.
And on that note, I'll see you guys all tomorrow with another
video, 30 minute video, Let's goGigi, I'll see you guys the next
time I'm out. Peace.