Short Compilation Pt.2

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Episode Transcript

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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub here, back
again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great
day. I know I am.
And if you are, be sure to pressthe like button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam whatsoever.
I will be forced to take you andmake you into a cringe Lord.
Yeah, that's right. We're going to go to Kohl's and
get some of those shirts that say we'll sell my sisters for

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video games, and then I'm going to make you go talk to your
crush. So press the like button.
Real talk though, guys, today we're going to be talking about
a cringe Lord. It's been a little bit since
I've just talked about a cringy kid on the channel, but, you
know, we had to bring it back. OK, The story times have been
banging lately, not in views, but I've been having more fun
and that's all that matters. So yeah, we're going to be
getting into it. And without further ado, let's

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go. Or just to.
Celebrate. It's so good.
It's not good. Nice racking her ass.
Brazilian just turned 21. Below banks millions.
Swear I'm a little drunk, but it's a hell of a feeling, guys.
Anyways, this story is about a kid that I worked at the movie
theater with. I'm going to call him Clevin for
this story because that's a goodname for weird people I know.
I've used it before, I don't care.

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Anyways, he was this kid that I worked at the movie theater with
who I legitimately think thoughtthat he lived in an anime.
Like I'm not kidding when I legit think he thought he was
the main character in a new season of Naruto.
He would run from theater to theater while we were cleaning
them. Or like he he would just, you
know, talk really weird to people in concessions.
Is that all the popcorn you would require for this quest?

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Like stuff like that? I'm not kidding.
You would talk like that. Whenever we were cleaning
theaters, we had these little brooms that we would carry with
us and he would carry it like a Cortana running from theater to
theater. He was just a weird dude.
And the Cortana stuff, the animestuff, thinking he was like a
superhero, that stuff was prettyentertaining.
You know, if he was like a really nice guy, that would have
been fantastic. Having somebody around who

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thinks they're a superhero is great time.
This place gets robbed. I don't have to do anything bro. 00:01:51,400 Like Clevin over here is just
going to clothesline the dude. And as entertaining as it was,
the real problem with this kid came in the fact that he was an
absolute jerk dude. Like the most unbearable person
to spend any amount of time withat all.

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Like if you were a super dope dude speed running everywhere
with a fake Cortana, I guess I could get over it.
But this guy was a total know itall in.
Like that's annoying enough, right?
Somebody who's a know it all, itis annoying.
They're always throwing playing in their opinion when you don't
want it. They're always just being nosy.
It's annoying to be around a know it all.
But what made? Klevin worse to me was that like

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he was always wrong. He was a know it all, but he
wasn't like actually smart enough to be a know it all, you
know what I mean? So he would jump in every
conversation and just constantlygive advice on stuff that he
knew absolutely nothing about. The biggest example of this that
I can tell you, which will let you know just how stubborn this
dude is. We live in Las Vegas, yes.

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OK, I, I grew up in Las Vegas. We have tortoises.
They're very common. They're a desert animal, you
know. Well, one day, I don't know how
it got brought up. I don't know if Nemo two had
just come out, but we were talking about Crush the turtle
from Nemo the surfer guy. And he looks at me and goes,
Crush is a tortoise. And I say, no, tortoises don't
live in the water. Tortoises live on land.

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Crush is a turtle. Which like, this is not anything
to argue over right there. There's no reason that this
should spur into an argument. But also I'm just not wrong,
crushes a turtle, he's not a tortoise because tortoises don't
live in the ocean. And the dude just starts arguing
with me about how I'm wrong and I'm going to look stupid because
everybody knows that tortoises are the ones that live in the

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water. And like, I'm probably just
really uneducated. He would just insult you dude.
He would call you stupid when hewas wrong.
And it just bugged me. So I whip out my phone and I
start like Googling everything. So finally I find evidence that
tortoises live on land because they do.
And he starts being like, like, wow, I don't believe in your
source, bro, because I used Wikipedia.

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He's like, Oh yeah, I don't trust Wikipedia.
I'm like, dude, tortoises just don't live in the water, man.
Like they just don't. And for the rest of the 8 hour
shift any chance he got, he would like condescend me and
talk down to me as if I was stupid for believing that
tortoises don't live in the ocean.
Like that's the type of person that Clevin was.
Working with him was genuinely like one of the worst

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experiences ever because he would just disappear all the
time too. Like when he was around you he
was just constantly complaining or like arguing with you about
stuff that doesn't matter like tortoises living in the ocean.
And the reason you would get so invested in these arguments is
because he would degrade you. Like here's this Clevin dude
calling you an idiot for saying that tortoises don't live in the
ocean. It's hard not to get defensive

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and pissed off when you're not the dumb one.
But on top of that, whenever like we would actually be doing
work if he didn't feel like cleaning, you know, if the anime
show he was living in his head didn't require any cleaning for
the day, he would just disappear.
Like we wouldn't be able to findhim.
And then out of nowhere, we started realizing that he was
going into like the supply closet, the janitor closet and
was quote, UN quote, meditating,you know, because he thought it

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like made him look mysterious toeverybody else.
And I'm using quote UN quote meditating because if you opened
the door, he would like immediately drop his phone and
go into a meditating pose. But he was just sitting in the
closet on his phone. But like didn't want people to
know that for some reason, you know, he had to be edgy and
mysterious and be meditating in the closet because that's so
much better. I feel like if I checked the

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closet and my Co worker was on their phone and was like, sorry,
I'm texting my girlfriend. That's way less weird than
opening it and seeing like a wannabe Yoda trying to lift
himself off the ground with his four energy.
The dude was just lazy but couldn't admit he was lazy and
would try to cover it up with like some BS anime story.
And the weirdest part about his commitment to like this idea

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that he was an anime character that needed to meditate at work
is he was like a fat white kid. He would he's not a ninja dude
like this guy trying to sneak around.
He would hear him from a mile away whenever he would eat.
It looked like a rendition of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
OK Oh my gosh, Ryan, stop makingfun of him.
No, OK. The the amount of times that
this guy told me that tortoises live in the ocean, I don't feel

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bad. If you say something that's
stupid, all bets are off. Clevin.
So he's an awful Co worker. He thinks he's in an anime.
He's always disappearing. You might be asking like how
does this get worse? How does this Clevin guy get
anymore unbearable to work with?Well, on top of just
disappearing and being just not fun to be around because he's a
know it all who's always wrong, he always talked in this like

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anime voice. I don't know if it's an anime
voice, but like in a main character voice, I guess just
very loudly and like you have awoken my final form, you know,
but but for everything, not justfor anime phrases, like we need
to clean the next theater. Like it was just so unnecessary
and loud and we're in theaters, so it's quiet.
Like out of nowhere, you're justsweeping up some popcorn.

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We need to move on to the next theater.
Like it was so unnecessary. But whenever you do that, if you
go ahead and practice like forcing your voice like that,
your breath comes out of your mouth a little bit more.
You know, it kind of leaks out. And I know leaks is a very weird
word to use for somebody's breath.
Like leaking sounds like something awful.
You know, the things don't leak that are good.
And that's because I swear to God, this kid had to have had a

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chemical plant that had malfunction in his mouth and it
exploded and filled in with raw sewage because this dude's
breath smelt like straight butt hole.
And the worst part is, dude, I, I don't know if his mom taught
him this or what, but like, he always stood really, really
close to you when he would talk.And he would do that yelling
thing so the breath was always getting blasted at you and the

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breath was so bad. You ever smell a smell so bad
that like your face starts to sweat, like cutting onions
almost. That's what it would feel like
when his breath would like wash over you opening the door on a
hot summer day and like all thathot air hitting you.
That's what him talking to you felt like.
But on top of that, just some rotten egg dog poop smell in

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there too. Maybe he was like eating some
dog poop. I don't know.
So if you're keeping track, dude, he's annoying.
He thinks he's an anime. His breath stinks.
But beyond that, something else he did is he thought every
single girl that we worked with was like obsessed with him and
wanted to date him. Keep in mind, Klevin probably
looks like, OK, he could cosplayas Peter Griffin and it would be

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pretty good. Naturally, you know, and I know
looks aren't everything, but let's keep in mind that he is
also a weeaboo with horrible breath.
So he would like be so weird with the girls we worked with.
Dude, he would ask them questions.
He'd be like, oh, if we ever went on a date and I brought you
flowers, you know, what type of flowers would you want me to
bring? And they'd be like, well, we're
just friends who work together. So I don't really want to answer

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that question, you know, and he'd be like, oh, sure.
You don't. I see the way you look at me
when we're cleaning theaters, like, bro, everybody looks at
you like that because you're constantly screaming in an anime
voice. Clevin dude, I do not miss
working with him at all. On my last day before I left the
the theater, I remember he walked up to me and he's like,
I'm not going to miss you because me and him just didn't

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get along. I kind of have a problem keeping
my mouth shut when I find something cringey.
And this dude just oozed cringe.So we did not get along very
well. And I looked at him and I was
like, you know what, Clevin, I'mnot going to miss you either.
And if I can give you one piece of advice in all honesty, and if
you've watched my channel for a while, you know that like
usually I'm pretty live and let live unless somebody.
Really deserves it. I was like, please brush your

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teeth. You, you look like you have
Shrek's mouth. It is disgusting.
Your breath is rancid. And you can call that mean you
can call that unnecessary, but Icall that genuinely good life
advice because there was no way this dude was ever going to get
a job or a girlfriend with that nasty mangled dead cat smelly
hat in his mouth. But yeah, on that note guys,
that is going to be the story ofmy Co worker Clevin.

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and on that note, I'm out peace.What's going on guys, it's your
boy scrub here back again with another video.
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the like button. Otherwise, no joke no scam.
The next time you're in school, some dudes really just going to
pee on your desk. Trust me I've seen it happen.
You're not going to want anyone to be peeing on your desk.
It's a very unfortunate situation, so press the like

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button. Real talk though, guys, today is
a story time about a time I watched somebody kind of to lose
it on a teacher for just being aweenie.
Those teachers that are like, I don't know, may you go to the
bathroom like those type of teachers.
Regardless, it basically resulted in some guy having a
screaming match that ended with him screaming.
I will straight up piss on your desk, which I just think is

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funny. Contents That's we're going to
be talking about today. And without further ado, let's
get into it. It's absurd.
I'm getting to the bag now, little Mama.
Ain't she trying to call me dad now?
I don't want to hear no. I don't know what it is with
English teachers, dude, but theyreally are such sticklers for
the rules, man. It's like they learned grammar
and then just decided that everything should be as strict

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as them grading an essay. And my English teachers, for
whatever reason, in high school,I had one really good one my
senior year, but for the rest ofthe time I was in high school,
they were just kind of like the teachers that followed rules a
little bit too much, were just alittle bit too intense.
And when I was a junior, we had a teacher specifically that like
hated kids going to the bathroom.
I don't know if she had a situation where a kid went to

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the bathroom and then ended up burning down the middle school
or what. But like when I say she had a
weird vendetta against kids going to the bathroom on the
first day of school, she spent 20 minutes explaining to us
that, like, kids going to the bathroom is a disruption of our
education. And it's, you know,
disrespectful and rude to have to use the bathroom during
somebody's lesson and how unlessit's an emergency, she does not

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allow any usage of the bathroom.Like, really spent an absurdly
long time telling us how much she hates bathrooms.
And I don't know if this was like one of those vegan hippie
ladies that just enjoys taking dumps on the side of the
freeway, but she definitely had some beef with bath bathrooms
that to this day is completely unexplainable.
So for the most part, kids woulduse the bathroom before they

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went into that class just because you knew that the
teacher would like have a conniption and freak out if you
had to go to the bathroom. And so for most of the year,
there's no incidents, nobody having to pee because we were
all kind of terrified considering how much she told us
not to use the bathroom. But inevitably somebody's going
to have to use the bathroom during a class, right?

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Like it's impossible to literally go an entire school
year without somebody having to pee during your class,
especially when it was the classafter lunch, Like and she would
use that as an excuse, you know?Oh, you guys were just at lunch. 00:12:56,680 Did you not go then?
It's like, lady, I don't know ifyou understand how bodies work,
but no, I drank a bunch of waterat lunch and now it's an hour
later and I got a piss. What do you mean?

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Like, I I don't understand what's so hard to understand
about that. But she would actually use the
fact that lunch was before this class to justify why we wouldn't
have to go to the bathroom in her class.
But one day, you know, there's this kid who's never had any
beef with the teacher, never argued with her.
Me and her would get into it pretty often just because I like
to talk a lot. That's just what I'm into.
That's why it's my job. And this kid, though, had never

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had any beef with her. And it's really quiet.
And we weren't even learning anything as a class.
We were spending the hour writing essays.
So there's not a lesson going on.
She's not talking, she's not teaching.
We're literally just sitting there writing our essays that
are are due tomorrow and this kid gets up and he goes up to
her and like he doesn't scream at her nothing.
He literally walks up to her desk and we just see that he

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asks a question and the next thing that we hear is the
teacher just going. Are you kidding me?
Which like, you know, when you see a kid walk up to a teacher
and calmly and quietly ask a question and the teacher's
response is, are you kidding me?You know, it's about to get
unreal because it's something that has to have pissed off the
teacher to the point of like wanting to beat you with a
telephone pole. You know what I'm saying?

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Like no teacher just hits you with so are you kidding me?
Unless you literally just threatened to fight their
newborn child like a yo, I know you just got back from maternity
leave, but I'm just saying if your baby keeps giving me those
weird looks, we're going to haveto toss the hands anyway.
She hits him with the are you kidding me?
So the entire class stops working on their essays and
looks and she's like, do you want to repeat your question

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loud enough for the class to hear it?
Which when teachers do that, it usually either means that the
question was so unbearably stupid that it's entertaining,
or the teacher is about to look so unbearably stupid that it's
entertaining. Meaning, Oh my God, I've never
burped in the middle of a word before that felt sick.
Is that how Eng felt in the airbender when he can control
air? Like, is that the amount of

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power that he feels? Oh my Lord, Regardless, you know
it's going to be entertaining either way.
So you have every reason to pay attention.
He's like, I'm just asking if I can go to the bathroom and she's
like, how do I feel about peoplegoing to the bathroom?
And he's like, I know you don't like people going to the
bathroom. I've never had to use the
bathroom before. I just have to pee.
Like can I please just go to thebathroom?
And she just starts reaming him in front of the class dude about

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how you know, it's so disrespectful to know a
teacher's rules and still go outof your way to be disrespectful
and like break him anyways. And listen lady, I'm going to
say this right now. I don't think any kid out there
is going out of his way to have to pee during class.
Like, don't get me wrong, certain classes I would go to
the bathroom to just get out of class.
But if I I knew that you were going to have a conniption and

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freak out, I would never just choose to ask for no reason.
It's pretty obvious to everybodythat this kid probably just has
to pee. That's why he asked.
It has nothing to do with like, being disrespectful to the
teacher. Human beings have to pee
sometimes anyways. She's just kind of saying that
like it's disrespectful to know the rules of a classroom and
still avoid it. And why didn't he pee at lunch?

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And she's doing all these things.
And I'm going to be honest, thiskid is holding it together very
well. I think if a teacher started
reaming into me asking me why I had to pee, it would take
everything in my power to be like, well lady, I don't know if
you're too stupid to understand this, but drinky drinky water go
to bladder me have to pee pee. Do you understand now?
Like the fact that he was able to keep it cool and just keep

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being like I'm sorry, may I go to the bathroom blows my mind
like I would have lost it by now.
But whatever. I guess that's why it's not my
story time because I would have looked like the bad guy had not
told it. But he's kind of just trying to
stay calm. And she's still reaming into
him. And finally, you can tell he's
starting to get get annoyed. And he starts being like, yeah,
I'm disrespectful. Fine.
Can I go to the bathroom? Can I go to the bathroom?

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Like, he stops trying to reason with her and listening to
anything he's saying and just start saying, can I go to the
bathroom? Like, really pissed off because
believe it or not, he probably has to go to the bathroom.
So she keeps saying that like, if you really had to go so bad,
you would have gone by now. You wouldn't have waited.
And he's like, well, I didn't want to be disrespectful.
And she starts accusing him of not having to pee.

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Like, yeah, he just decided to get into to the screaming match
with the teacher in front of allof his classmates for fun.
That's what all the kids want todo, you know?
Well, don't want to write this essay.
Better embarrass myself and get told that I don't know when I
have to pee like a toddler by myteacher in front of all my
friends. That's what I personally love to
do when I'm bored. There's going to be more to the
story, but I just want to take this little bit to say if you

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wouldn't mind pressing the like button and commenting the word,
I don't know, pee down below, I would really appreciate it.
It just helps the video do better and more views.
Makes me happy. You don't have to, I guess, but
I would appreciate it. And yeah, now that I'm done with
that, back to the video. Anyways.
He's finally starting to get fedup.
And like this kid, I've never heard him scream.
He seems like a pretty normal guy.
Like, he wasn't a nerdy, quiet kid, but he also wasn't

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incredibly outspoken. And as she's reaming into him,
he finally has enough. And he just looks at her and he
goes. If you don't let me pee, I'm
going to piss on your desk. Can I go pee?
And the entire class just goes dead silent.
Like people were starting to giggle, you know, and laugh a
little bit. But when he just starts
screaming at this lady being like I'm going to piss in your

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desk if you don't let me go to the bathroom, the class just
goes dead silent. And the teacher even like has
her mouth hanging open looking all stupid like.
Oh oh. And she's like, wow, no need to
be angry. Really.
No need to be angry. I don't know.
You're like, not letting this kid go pee.
Obviously that's going to make him uncomfortable.
You ever had to pee really bad before?

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You ever been on a road trip when there's no bathrooms
around, it's not fun. Obviously he's going to get
pissed. So she's like, that's highly
inappropriate, but fine, I guessyou can go to the bathroom and
he like runs out of the class sprinting to the bathroom
because he had to pee and he spent the last five minutes just
getting yelled at for having to pee.
Which like bruh, I don't know about you, but I feel like if I
was getting yelled at while I had to pee about how I don't

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have to pee, that would make me have to pee more.
But maybe that's just because mybladder is rebellious or
something. So he leaves in the entire class
is just like, sitting, being there and silent, stunned
because, yeah, that's not something.
And he comes back and the teacher, like, starts trying to,
you know, go at him again because I think she was
embarrassed. Like, the entire class was just
dead silent. And, you know, nobody had to say

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anything. But the energy was kind of like,
bro, you just got owned by that kid and our respect for you is
dwindling. So when he comes back, like, she
starts being like, how was your pee?
Like, was it worth it? Like, questioning him?
And I don't know what's weirder,dude, the fact that you wouldn't
let him pee or the fact that this kid comes back from the
bathroom and you're like, how was your pee?

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That's a weird question for a teacher to ask a kid.
Like, oh, how how was the pee? Daniel, Did you enjoy it?
All right, calm down, Miss Rebecca.
OK, That's a that's a bizarre question.
After that, though, it was very adamant that if anyone had to
pee, she didn't question him again.
Like, he taught her a lesson. He threatened to pee on her
desk, and she started letting kids go to the bathroom again.
And I guess that teaches you a lesson, which is sometimes kids

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just actually have to pee. It's not always to get out of
class and like destroy the universe.
Surprisingly, we're not all Thanos.
Regardless, guys, on that note, that's going to do it for the
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merch, you know? Anyways guys, on that note, I'm
going to go pee in my toilet that I don't have to ask
permission to use if you guys need anything.
I don't know, ask your teacher Iguess, and you don't get anyone
pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
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Back again with another video. Hope you guys are having a great

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day. I know I am.
And if you are, be sure to pressthe like button.
Otherwise, no joke, no scam whatsoever.
You will be attacked by a Karen for literally standing in the
road. Yeah, that's right ladies and
gentlemen, you don't want to take the chances.
Karen. These days are quite contagious,
so I would press the like button.
And yeah, without further ado, let's get into a lady who
legitimately thought she owned the entire public St. in front

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of a park A. Woman because I'm up now, she
give me towel while I'm flexing in the bus now hey she's looking
at me while the bus so I kick her out the door so she can take
the next bus. Now I'm gonna cash.
Anyways, guys, what's popping this story times takes place
when I was maybe like 1617 yearsold, which makes this even more
ridiculous. You know, me and my friends
don't like hang out at parks at lot once we learned how to drive

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and like could actually go places on our own, hanging out
at the skate park and like, you know, generally being in places
surrounded by like little kids and moms is just not a vibe once
you can drive. But for whatever reason, one
Friday, like after school, we all just decided to go to the
park and hang out. And there was a park pretty
close to our high school. And the way it works is there
was this park and then right across the street where all

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these like really nice houses, you know, and for the most part,
we just kind of left the houses alone, obviously because we had
just come to the park to hang out and have a good time.
We like surprisingly, we're not just randomly walking around the
middle of nowhere looking to break into houses in broad
daylight at one PMI know, I know, as you guys are aware of
here on the channel, I am a little bit of a criminal
mastermind. But shockingly, no, I was not

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trying to break into, you know, Karen houses.
Regardless, me and my friends start playing a kickball on this
field. I don't know where we got a
kickball. I think we were just bored and
somebody happened to have it. So we were like, yo, let's play
kickball. So we're playing in this big
grass field, and the last time that any of us had played
kickball before this, you know, being 1617 is like elementary

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school. And I don't know if you guys are
aware of this crazy phenomenon, but boys get a little bit
stronger in between the ages of nine and 17.
I know, I know, it's a closely guarded secret.
Any girls watching this? Just got a tip.
But puberty does make you stronger.
So the first kick, one of our friend goes up to boot it and
that ball just goes flying because a grown man kicking a

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kickball makes it go pretty far.So it's funny that like in 3rd
grade I wasn't able to kick a home running kickball and now
you just roll a kickball at me. I'm a kick that thing so hard
it's going to go into orbit and knock a satellite down.
Like you don't really want the smoke when it comes to the
kickball jeans. OK Anyways, the first guy steps
up and boots it and it goes flying right over the grass and

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lands in a yard of one of these houses.
Keep in mind we are literally a peaceful group of kids like
playing kickball, you know. So our friend goes over there
and and walks into this yard andpicks up the ball and goes back
across the street or is like trying to get back across the
street. And as he's coming back across
the street, like the door opens and I don't hear anything very
specifically. All I hear is call police, but

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like that's about it, you know, not their whole sentence.
And I see my friend just kind oflike look up and look confused
and just kind of like make a motion with his hands to the
ball and like picks it up. And then we just hear more
screaming like don't care police, like I can't make out
all of it because it's across the street at the park and I
don't have supersonic hearing. But it's very obvious that she
is upset, you know, so he comes back over and basically explains

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that the old woman who came out of her house says that we are
trespassing by playing at the park and that she's going to
call the police on us unless we get off of her property.
You know, and I'm thinking maybeit's just an old lady who's home
sees a bunch of 17 year old kidsat the park and is scared.
You know, we give her the benefit of the doubt basically
being like, we know we're not trespassing because this is a

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public park. So if she's going to go crazy
and be like, I'm going to call the cops, you're more than
welcome to I will explain to thepolice why I'm playing kickball. 00:24:41,920 I don't even think the cops
would stop to be honest. Like hello, 911 kids are playing
kickball at the park and I need you now.
But regardless, you know, our friend comes back and he's
explaining the situation and we don't see her outside of the
house. It looks like she's gone back
inside. So we're like, well, whatever, I

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guess she can be mad. Well, let's just get back to
playing kickball because we werehaving fun playing it.
You know, we had only gotten like one kick in before.
He just sent it over the street to her yard too.
So we hadn't really gotten to play a lot.
So we keep playing and maybe maybe 5 minutes later enough to
like switch sides once we see this girl in like a girl is a
little young, this woman walkingtowards us in like a purple moo

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moo. Like a bright purple moo moo.
I'm going to see if I can find apicture of what this thing
looked like on screen so you cansee what I'm seeing walking
towards me. So basically I'm faced with like
Paul Blart in a marshmallow peepcostume just marching towards me
with a sass that only like an angry middle-aged woman can
have. I've said that in my stories
before because if anyone has ever seen the sassy Karen walk,

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you know exactly what I'm talking about, dude.
It's like these women just carrythemselves with the ability to
get a divorce and then win alimony, you know?
So she walks up to us with the mom walk and like puts her hands
on her hips all authoritatively and looks at us.
And she's like, why do you guys think you're allowed to be
playing on my land? And all of us just kind of like
look at her really confused and she can tell that our faces are

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confused because I'm sure all ofour brows are furrowed and we're
like, what your land? What are you talking about?
And she starts going on about how her and husband, her and her
husband own this park and there's not allowed to be any
kids playing and it's per private property and, and we
need to leave immediately because she's sick and tired of
kids coming onto her land and thinking they own the place.
And what's ironic about this rant about her screaming at me

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or us that she owns every like the entire park is that behind
her over her shoulder, I can literally see the sign that says
like Parks and Rec Department ofLas Vegas, NV.
You know, it doesn't say like Karen's park.
Nope. Sure enough, the plaque right
behind you says that it's owned by the government.
So that's kind weird. So while she's just screaming at
us about how it's her land, thenwe got to go because we're

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trespassing, yadda yadda yadda, the usual stick of people who
just hate fun for some reason. I point this out to her and I
point over her shoulder and I go, this isn't yours.
That sign right there literally says that it's owned by the
city, you know? So we're not going to leave the
park. I'm super sorry if we're being
annoying or too loud, we will try to keep it down, but no,
we're not leaving. You don't own the park, lady.

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Like, you can't just kick peopleout of the park because you live
across the street from it. That's not how it works.
Could you imagine, Imagine if that's how it works?
Whatever. You lived across the street from
you just like technically owned.I'd be buying houses next to
every bank in the state, Dude, Walk in, take all the money.
What? What are you going to do about
it? I own the house across the
street, which makes it mine. That's the logic she was going
for, dude. So I tell this to her and I'm
like, you don't own the street and we're not leaving.

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And she looks at me and is like,what?
Well, I own. I own the street that your cars
are parked on. And she points at the street
where all of our cars are parked, which is across the
street from her house. And then the park is right
there, like we are parked on thesidewalk and then the grass is
on the other side of the sidewalk.
And then there's a whole street in her house.
So we are not anywhere near her house.

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We're not parked in front of herhouse on the sidewalk.
We're not parked in her driveway.
Like we are nowhere near her property.
So I start laughing when she says this because I know enough
about like my rights to know that you don't own a street,
dude, unless it's a private St. you don't own a street.
So I am laughing at her and I tell her that I'm like, wow,

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that's crazy. Is it's a private St.
She's like, no, and I'm like, well, then you don't own it.
You know, if it's not a private St. you don't own the street and
we can park here. And she just starts getting
belligerent. Dude.
She's like, Oh my God, kids are so disrespectful these days.
I can't believe that, you know, your what would your parents
think? Just incoherent, not even
finishing her thoughts, dude, Like I can't believe your
teachers like just just Spurgin,man.

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She is freaking out at the fact that, you know, we're not going
to move our cars or leave the public park.
So I think at this point, she finally understood that the cops
weren't going to do anything because the threat of the cops
disappeared when, like, it became clear that we knew that
the road was public and that thepark was public and we just
weren't going to leave. And I don't know if she
genuinely thought that she ownedthe park or if she just didn't

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want loud kids playing games so decided to make up a lie because
they thought we were going to believe it, you know?
But she immediately backs down from calling the cops.
And it's like, well, guess what?I owned the street, so I can get
all your cars towed unless you guys leave right now.
I will call a tow truck. And she just has this sass to
her, you know, and she's giving me like this eye roll.
Like, you know, the look moms give you, not an eye roll, but
it's kind of the side eye of like, what do you have to say

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about that young man? And I'm like, all right, go
ahead and call the tow truck, you know, and she's her jaw
literally drops because the tow truck can't take my car if I'm
legally parked. Like, do you think that you can
just call a tow truck and say, Idon't like this car, Move it.
Do you think that's how it works?
Like, I don't know what she thought.
I'm not parked illegally. So go ahead and call a tow

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truck. Please waste the tow truck
drivers time. I don't care.
They're not going to tow my car.So we're all telling her,
laughing at her, like, go ahead,tow our cars.
Like, oh, please call a tow truck because we're just, we're
just not afraid of her, dude. And I think maybe she started to
realize that she was in the wrong, but she was too prideful
to admit that she got schooled by like a bunch of high
schoolers. So she sits there arguing with

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us for a little bit. And at this point, we just kind
of are like, just keep telling her call a tow truck.
Like call the tow truck. Call the tow truck.
Like we're not responding to anything.
She's trying to bait us into just arguing with her, you know,
saying things like, oh, you guyssuck at kickball.
It's like, oh, wow, you got me. Like you were watching me
through your window, watching meplay kickball and I'm the creepy
1. You were, you were watching
children play kickball through your window and I'm the weird

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one. Just stuff like that.
Just trying to bait us into arguing with her so that way she
could like, you know, pull the victim card.
And finally after like 5 minutesof arguing with us, she walks
away and goes into the house. And all of us are just laughing
and having a good time. And as soon as she leaves, we
get back to playing kickball because we figure there's no way
she's actually going to call anyone, right?
Like nobody has that situation where they get wrecked that hard

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and then are like, well, you know what?
It is time to actually go through with my threats.
Like, no, you're just dumb. But like 15 minutes after she
had gone inside, sure enough, a tow truck starts like pulling
into the park. And we're just laughing because
we know that this tow truck driver has got to be, he's so
confused. Dude.
She probably called out. There are 90 children parked in
front of my house and they won'tlet me leave and I need them

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towed immediately. And then this tow truck driver
pulls up to the park and there'slike 4 cars parked on the street
and kids playing kickball. He's like, what?
Where, Where are all the kids that are blocking you in?
Ma'am, I have a job to do. My kids rely on this income.
And she's like, who cares about your kids eating?
Tow those kids. I don't care if it's illegal,
lose your job. It's for me, right?
So we see the tow truck come over and it's like kind of
parked by our cars because we were the only cars really parked

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there on the street. You know, everything else was in
the parking lot. And sure enough, he gets out and
the lady comes out and she's talking to him and she's
pointing out our cars and makinglike, all these very dramatic
hand movements. You know, the best way I would
describe it is like, you know, when the guy at the airport is
trying to get the plane to get ready for takeoff and they're
just waving those glowing triangle things everywhere.
That's basically what she's doing.

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So we walk over there and as we get closer, you know, we can't
hear the tow truck guy, but we can hear bits and pieces of her
incoherent screaming. And it's basically like, what do
you mean? I own this road.
Wait, so my husband hears about this.
I'm going to have your head, typical Karen talk like what?
What is your husband going to doabout the fact that you don't
own the road? Do you really think that your

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husband has like $30 million to just buy a park in Las Vegas and
the road and every house on the road and then also be able to
pay to turn it private? I just don't think that's going
to happen. So we get closer.
The tow truck driver is barely calmly explaining to her that
no, he can't just tow a car because she wants him to.
If it's not parked illegally, that's just called called

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stealing a car. Like if a tow truck takes your
car when it's parked legally, I'm pretty sure that's just
Grand Theft Auto. Anyways, one of my friends who's
with us very calmly walks up to the tow truck driver and is
like, hey, these are our cars. Do you need us to move them?
And the tow truck driver is like, no, you're not parked
illegally. You don't have to move it.
But the Karen like cuts them off.
She's like, yes, you need to move your cars immediately or

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he'll have them towed. And he's like, I'm not towing
their cars. They're not parked illegally.
And she's like, well, what am I paying you for?
And he's like, what? You don't pay me tow truck to
make money by towing cars that are parked illegally and then
the owner coming and paying to get it out.
You don't pay me anything. And she starts going on about
how she pays this tow truck driver's salary and all

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taxpayers do. This lady unironically thought
that tow truck drivers were paidfor with taxpayer money.
And now even the tow truck driver is realizing that this
lady's unhinged and finally he'slike ma'am I work for a private
company please stop screaming atme or I'm going to leave.
I'm not towing these kids car. And she just starts going went
off about how when she called, they said they were going to

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help her. And he's like, yeah, because
when you called, you told us that there were a bunch of kids
blocking your car in and you couldn't get out of your house.
That's a reason to call a tow truck.
Kids parked across the street playing kickball is not illegal. 00:33:37,320 And no matter how many times he
explained it to her, she just wouldn't get it.
So finally, he hops back in his car and leaves.
And she's just standing there, like with her arms folded.

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I I don't know what the threat is now.
And she's just like standing in her driveway with her arms
folded, just like watching US play kickball after the guy
left. So sure enough, we went back and
we finished our game. Like, Nah, you're not making me
give up my kickball game early. OK, You want to get mad, throw a
tantrum, call a tow truck driver.
That's fine. Hope you enjoy it.
OK, I know sports are gone rightnow.
Back then they weren't. But maybe I'll just vlog some

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kickball game play and upload it.
Start a professional kickball league since this lady wants to
watch so bad. I didn't realize I was that
entertaining at playing sports. I thought it was just talking.
But yeah, regardless, she just kind of stood there and watched
us for a while. We ended up leaving like an hour
late later. I'm not sure when she went
inside because eventually we just stopped paying attention to
her because it's like, oh, the creepy lady's still staring at

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you. Nothing's changed.
It's not like there's really much you could do about it.
But yeah, that's the time a ladytried to tell us that she
literally owns every public Rd. you know, and that we can never
park on a road ever. And she owns a park.
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What's going on guys, It's your boy Scrubby here.
Back again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
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Real talk though, guys, today's story is a little bit
embarrassing. So I'm hoping I might get some
sympathy, likes and comments because I'm going to be telling
you guys a very embarrassing story about the time that I,
well, I went to my crushes house, I had to poop and I ended
up clogging the toilet and flooding the bathroom, which,

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yeah, is about as big of an L asyou can possibly take.
So I'm sharing it with, you know, potentially millions of
people on the Internet. So what can go wrong?
You know, it's not like my reputation is at stake, but
whatever, we're sending it anyways.
And yeah, without further ado, let's get into the video.

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Anyways, guys, this story takes place in 8th grade and it's not
a fine moment, you know, but it happened in middle school.
So I'm pretty sure you get like a free pass on that.
I'm letting any of you know if any of you are watching this in
middle school, anything cringe you do before 8th grade, I'm
just going to say like you, you get a little pass for because I
don't know, it's middle school. It doesn't really count.

(36:38):
It's like a trial run for actually being cringe.
But regardless, I had a huge crush on this girl that we're
going to name Emily for today's video.
You know, we're just going to send it.
We're going to say I had a crushon this girl named Emily, and
she invites me over to her house.
Now, I had never really been over to a girl's house before.
Like, this was going to be the first time I was going over to a
girl's house for the sole purpose of hanging out with the

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girl. Like I had been to a girl's
house, but not in the same context of why I was going to
Emily's house, if you know what I'm saying.
Like I liked Emily, Emily, like me type of thing.
Like we were hanging out, but itwas more of a date type of
situation. And I had never been in one of
these before. So I was understandably like
really, really, really nervous before I went and for what Evan? 00:37:21,520 For what Evan?

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Geez. For whatever reason, I just
decided to like chew a lot of gum.
And when I say a lot of gum, I'mtalking about like in the four
hours before I went to Emily's house, I chewed like 3 packs of
five gum, just constantly rotating it to make sure my
breath stayed super fresh because I wanted to make sure
that she would think my breath was fresh.
I'm not even kidding you. My mouth was like literally on

(37:43):
fire. And for whatever reason, dude, I
had just been swallowing the gum, which is not very good.
Like I don't believe in the myththat it takes seven years to,
you know, digest gum. But swallowing that much mint
flavoring and gum and like, you know, a four hour period is
definitely not too good for you.But whatever.
I figure that I'm a tough guy. So I go over to Emily's house
and we're hanging out. And maybe about an hour into US

(38:04):
hanging out, my stomach starts to not feel good.
And, you know, I don't necessarily know if it's like #2
or a puking situation, but all Iknow is I'm definitely not
feeling too good. Like, you know, when your
stomach starts to get upset and your whole body starts to heat
up a little bit, you start to get a little sweaty and you're
just kind of like, uh oh, like whatever's coming is just not
going to be pleasant. That's how I'm feeling.

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So I'm like, hey, I got to go tothe bathroom.
Is that OK? And she's like, yeah, of course. 00:38:31,200 So I go into the bathroom and
I'm going to save the, the, the details on this point.
But I'm going to just put it this way.
I don't know if it was the gum. I don't know if mint flavoring
could cause whatever came out ofme.
But I will just say that there was honestly a volcanic
explosion and I have never been in that much pain in my entire

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life. I legitimately was like bawling
up over my legs, like in pain, grabbing my stomach, just
wanting it to end. It was so absolutely painful,
dude. Like if women giving birth is
even half of what I felt that day in that bathroom, then you
know, you guys are tougher than any man ever should be.
Because I honestly thought aboutjust giving up and like never

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pooping again. Just being like, Nah, I'll just
hold this inside of me forever. Like that's how bad the pain
was. So whatever the situation
happens. And obviously after a very
painful situation, there's a little bit more cleanup than
normal. So I use a little bit more
toilet paper. But the combination of whatever
foul, devilish combination had just left my body along with the
amount of toilet paper it takes me to clean up.

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I try to flush that hoe and it like starts to go down and then
it starts to come back up and I'm like, Oh my God.
And then the water level starts to rise because, you know, it's
the water that was trying to flush it coming back up because
it doesn't have anywhere to go. So it starts to like not
overflow, but start to overflow.So I start looking around and I
find a plunger, but I don't know, I don't know how at this

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point, I didn't know how to use a plunger, but I'm like trying.
And for whatever reason, doing my little middle school arms
just are not unclogging this toilet.
And I hear like a pop and some water starts to go out.
And I figured that was a sign that I was good to flush.
So I go to flush. And dude the toilet just keeps
overflowing, the water just keeps coming out and I Oh my God

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dude I even just talking about it now is giving me anxiety.
I'm just standing here in my crushes bathroom realizing that
I am overflowing her bathroom with my diarrhea soup.
Like that is what I'm about to do.
And it's too late. The water is going to overflow
unless I can unclog the toilet. So the water gets to the point
of no return and it starts to overflow and like I'm
frantically with the plunger trying to unclog it And after

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maybe 2 seconds of this water overflowing I finally like
unclog the toilet and the water starts to go down and it drains
and I flush it again. But there's maybe like 1/4 inch
of water decently over the bathroom floor at this point
that is mixed very thoroughly with whatever just exited me.
And I'm not trying to say this, to flex like this should gross

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you out. It's disgusting.
I'm embarrassed with myself, like I, I dare to call myself a
civilized human being and I literally proceeded to clean my
poop water off off the floor with toilet paper.
Dude. Like I, I, I felt like an
animal. I felt like a caveman.
Me clean poop. Like dude it was the Oh my God I

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was. I've never felt more stupid and
embarrassed in my entire life than in that moment when I
flooded my crushes bathroom. Keep in mind I've been in the
bathroom for a while so she's like oh is everything OK?
Like, Oh my God, dude. It was literally the worst thing
I've ever experienced. So here I am, dude with my crush
on the other side of the door. Ask him if.

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OK, well, I'm literally mopping up whatever's left.
So I clean up what's left. Keep in mind, like, there's no
spray. I was trying to use the soap,
like the hand soap to clean it up.
So I do the best I can, but I'm sure it still smells.
I smell. So I wash myself really, really
well in the sink, dude. And I come out and she's like,
wow, you were in there for a while.
I'm like, yeah, sorry. My mom called and she's like,

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oh, you know, just give me this look.
I don't know why I went with my mom called.
I don't know. I guess that's a little bit
better of an explanation than I just flooded your bathroom.
Please don't go in there. And here's the worst part.
I don't say anything. I, I did not say a word.
I just didn't say anything whichlike in retrospect is awful, you

(42:17):
know, But it's kind of funny, like because it's been almost.
What? Eight years now, like, I don't
care, bro. I really just flooded this
girl's bathroom and just didn't say a word.
Like, oh, I guess someone will figure it out because it'll be
pretty obvious eventually when they walk in there tomorrow and
it smells awful. So whatever.
Me and her continue to hang out and I go home.
Keep in mind nobody has said anything at this point.

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And later that night, you know, she just text me and she goes,
hey, were you OK at my house today?
Like, did anything happen? And I just said, yeah,
everything was fine. Why?
And she was like, OK, you don't have to lie to me, you know?
And I just was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
And she was like, if you don't just come clean right now, I'm
not going to talk to you anymore.
In middle school, me was just like, all right, well, I guess.

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I guess we're not talking anymore, bro.
Like I just wouldn't admit it, but my, my pride was on the
line. I was not about to admit that I
foot in my crushes bathroom backthen.
Now that it's been 8 years, it'shilarious.
It's a funny story, but at the time, bro, Nah, man.
I was going to be like, yo, that's your dog.
I don't know what happened, bro.Yeah, your dog was in the
bathroom with me. He was pooping.
I I don't know and your little brother must have done it.
It wasn't me. I don't know what you're talking

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about anyways guys that's going to do it for the video.
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