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What's going on guys? It's your boy scrub.
Here, back again with another video.
Hope you guys are all having an absolutely fantastic day.
I know I am. And if you are, be sure to press
the like button. Otherwise, no joke, no scam.
Your roommate will somehow kidnap your dog.
Yeah, that's right, ladies and gentlemen, if you love your dog,
you better press the like, but otherwise it'll be kidnapped.

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Real talk though, as you can tell from the title and
thumbnail, today we're going to be talking about the craziest
roommate I ever encountered. It's actually a friend of mine
whom I went to college with who had a terrible, terrible
roommate that she would tell me about.
And yeah, it actually might be the worst roommate to ever
exist, even worse than the storyI told a very long time ago
about my roommate who, like, locked our cat in the bathroom.

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If you haven't seen that story, I'll put it in the pin to
comment. But yeah, without further ado,
let's get into this video about the worst roommate that I've
ever seen. So you know, roommates are
supposed to be a pretty chill, right?
Like, if you're going to live with somebody, you don't want to
hate them. I'm not saying you got to be
best friends. You and your roommate don't have
to like swap saliva, you know, or maybe get like DNA samples

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taken to make sure you're not actually twins.
But you don't want to hate your roommate.
Hating your roommate just sucks because then every time you see
them or interact with them, it'sjust like this awkward tension,
you know? But most people that I went to
college with actually had a roommate that they didn't get
along with. I had a crappy roommate and
there was this girl that I had aclass with who would tell
stories about her roommate that I swore were fake.
She would basically tell us thather roommate would like walk

(01:26):
around and talk to herself when she was asleep.
Stuff would go missing from her room and then she would find it
in her roommates room. Just generally super weird
stuff, you know, and I definitely didn't like buy into
all of it. Most of the stuff I was like,
OK, she's got to be exaggerating, you know, like
there's no way that this is real.
And as the school year went on, me and the girl who had the
crazy roommates started to get closer and become better

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friends. And so whenever we would talk or
hang out, she would keep going on about her crazy roommate.
And one day I was like, look, I'm not going to lie, I don't
really believe that your roommate is that insane.
Like, there's no way she's as crazy as you said she is because
there's there's no way anyone isthat crazy.
And the girl goes, you know what?
How about you come spend the night and see for yourself?
Because the main thing that she would tell me about her crazy
roommate is that she would like,act possessed by demons and

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sleepwalk around. They're like college dorm,
right? I'm like, OK, oh, yeah, she's
possessed by demons. Like, there's no way you're
tripping. There's no way.
And I'm like, you know what? Fine.
I will come spend the night. And the way it worked in our
town is you had to like sign papers and preemptively say that
somebody was going to come spendthe night in your dorm.
And so whatever we sign the papers, we do the thing.
And so that Friday night comes and I'm spending the night there

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just to see if this girl in fact, you know, is, is crazy.
And the way these girls dorms were laid out, there was like 1
living room and then like 5 bedrooms around the living room.
Does that make sense? So there was actually room to
walk around and do things. So me and the girl who I'm
friends with, they're just hanging out, you know, watching
movies, doing our thing, just being chillaxed, like just

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hanging out up until her roommate goes to bed.
Because apparently as soon as. She goes to bed, dude.
It's like a horror movie, and the lights flash, and next thing
you know, there's a crazy personbanging pots and pans together
in the kitchen, which I just didn't believe.
And so everything goes quiet, right?
Everything goes quiet. And so, you know, you know, the
old Christmas story, you and thecreature was stirring, not even

(03:14):
the mouse. And then I hear it.
I hear, like, footsteps in the living room.
And I'm like, all right, I bet you another one of your
roommates is definitely, like, just in the kitchen making some
snacks or whatever. And then I hear it.
I hear like growling OK but it'snot normal howling which it
sounds weird to say like it's not like rar it's like.
I I will eat your soul. I will, I will eat your soul.

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And I'm like, what is that? So I open the door and sure
enough, the roommate that like she said was crazy is standing
there with her face against the wall like talking to herself.
And I'm, I look at her and I'm like, OK, this is a funny prank,
but like, how did you convince her to get on board If it she
goes, no, she does this every night.
And then and then I like start listening and paying more

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attention and sure enough, the whispering gets a little bit
clearer or growling. Not a whisper.
You guys get what I'm trying to say.
And it goes a little something like.
I will eat you, I will eat you, I will eat you, and at.
This point I'm pretty convinced that this is all fake, right?
Like I'm like, OK, come on this,this is not real.
Like this is too crazy to be real.

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All this time where she's told me that her, you know, roommate
thinks she's a demon and is always whispering stuff to
herself while sleepwalking. You're, you're telling maybe
this was real, bro. This sounds like something
straight out of a Goosebumps novel.
All right, Like the RL Stein wrote things less creepy than
this. So I think it's a joke.
So I walk up to the roommate and, like, spin her around.
You know, like, I'm like, all right, look at me.

(04:40):
Like, come on. Because I feel like if I was
trying to be creepy and then theperson walked up to me and spun
me around, like I wouldn't be able to hold it together.
I would start laughing. And I spin her around, bro.
And this girl's eyes are wide open, wide open, like, and I can
tell by the look in her eyes that there is just no thought
going on right now. Like she is straight up
sleepwalking with her eyes open,which somehow makes it even

(05:02):
creepier, right? And like he, I don't, I don't
know how to explain how I knew she was asleep, but like you can
just tell when someone's eyes are open, but there's no
thoughts going on behind them. And so that freaks me out.
And I'm like, Oh my God. So I'm holding back, trying not
to scream to avoid waking up therest of my friend's roommates,
because the last thing I want toexplain is why I'm screaming
like a girl in the living room of an all girls dormant, like,

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you know, 11 at night when everybody maybe else is asleep
except for me and my friends. So I turn around and like open
my mouth wide is like, ah, I'm screaming and look at my friend
and she like motions me over, right?
And I'm like, Oh my God, you're not kidding.
Your roommate is actually crazy sleepwalking around with her
eyes open, bro, like, are you serious whispering stuff about
how she's going to eat people? Your roommate is definitely

(05:47):
going to like snap one day and eat everybody that lives in this
dorm. But my friend goes, Oh no, no,
no, no, that's this is beginning.
She starts by growling and then soon enough she's going to start
getting weirder. And I'm like, I, I really don't
think it can get weirder than than that, right?
And then I hear it. So the way the dorms were laid
out like it was the living room and then the rooms were all

(06:08):
around it and you would close your door when you went to bed
and that's. When I hear.
Knocking on the doors, not only is this girl demon growling in
the corner, but now she's taken to sleepwalking with her eyes
open and knocking on the doors bro.
And I'm like, well have you everanswered the door?
And she's like, no, I heard her growling like a demon.
So I didn't answer. She said, one of my roommates
answered their door. Like one of the other roommates

(06:30):
answered when the girl was like going crazy and knocking on the
door. And I guess when she opened the
door, her eyes were open and shewas just like, I'm going to eat
you. Like the creepy growling thing,
bro. And I think that would be even
more scary. You hear like a demon whispering
in your living room. You open your door.
This girl standing there sleepwalking with her eyes open.
I'm going to eat you. So at that point, I kind of

(06:50):
realized that my friend's roommate is indeed crazy.
But whatever. The rest of the night there's
knocking, but for the most part it doesn't get crazy.
Then a girl sleepwalking around whispering to herself like a
demon, which saying that out loud sounds really stupid.
Well it doesn't get crazier thana girl thinking she's a demon in
her sleep every night with her eyes open.
Like that's already pretty crazyright?
So at this point I believe my friend more about her roommate.

(07:12):
So she starts telling me more about the weird stuff that her
roommate does because I guess it's not just the sleepwalking
and sleeping time when her roommate is a slight psychopath.
So I guess they started noticing.
Really bad smells coming out of her her room, right like.
Really, really bad. Smells.
And so they eventually we're talking to her about it.

(07:33):
They're like, look, you need to let us into your room.
It smells really bad. It's going through the rest of
the house. Like it's not just your room
that stinks, which is fair. You know.
I feel like as a person you deserve to have your room smell
bad. But the second your.
Room stench starts leaking into the living room and makes
everybody have to smell it. Then like now you're no longer
cool with me. OK, you're just annoying now.
Nobody wants to be with the roommate that just smells like

(07:56):
liquid. Gatorade.
Like, not that Gatorade even smells bad, and Gatorade is
liquid. I don't really know what I was
going with there, but you guys pick up what I'm putting down.
Smelling bad as a roommate is arguably the worst thing that
you can do as a roommate becauseit's just not chill.
So eventually, you know, they'relike, hey, you need to clean
your room. And she's like, no, I don't need
to clean my room. And they're like, listen, you
have to clean your room, OK, Like.
We we're dealing with your. Demon speak at night.

(08:18):
The least you can do is make it so that it doesn't smell like
rotting garbage in the middle ofour like dorm.
Let's just not make that happen and so.
Eventually, she. Leaves her like that's it we're
going to clean her room if she'snot going to clean her room if
it's going to smell bad in here we're going to clean it fine
like we will do it so they go into a room and when they.
Open the door, they say the. Door gave some resistance so

(08:40):
they like pushed harder and the door opens and the amount of
rotten food boxes that came likepouring out of the room is
insane and the worst. Part is like OK a pizza box.
Right. And you'd open it, and there
would be half a pizza in there, covered in mold, and nobody knew
how long long this stuff had been here.
Almost every meal she'd eaten since she had gotten to college

(09:01):
was inside that room, all the trash from it, sometimes
leftovers, and she had just never taken it out.
Like she had never. Decided.
That that garbage should go out.And how do you live like that?
They said it was almost impossible to walk in the room.
The only space that was cleared out was that you could get into
the chair at the desk and the bed.
Everything else was covered in rotten food.

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And I feel like that's got to bea health hazard all right.
Breathing in moldy food all the time.
Definitely. Definitely cannot be good for
your health like. It really just can't be.
I'm sorry, breathing in half dilapidated chicken Nuggets is
not good for you. So they.
Clean her room and when she comes home and realizes.
That all of her trash. Has been taken out of her room.
She doesn't go wow you guys are so kind for her not cleaning

(09:43):
that up with hazmat suits. She gets mad and starts trying
to. Fight all.
Of them for getting rid of her trash right and.
So she's like. Walking around you.
Who Who threw us away? Who gave you the?
Right. To go into my room.
They're like, look, we told you that that smelt terrible and
like I can understand being upset that they went into.
Your room. But if your room is a biohazard
and there's like. Rats living in pizza.
Boxes bro, your roommates have the.

(10:04):
Right to. Clean it.
Up, I'm sorry. And she starts trying to fight
them. She starts swinging on all of
them as like. How dare you?
Who do you think you. Are to go into my room and
everyone's like what is going onthis?
Lady is crazy. If you're going to fight me for
cleaning up moldy pizza, I don'tknow what you want me to do.
Like there's nothing else that Ican do, right?
And after that after the fight calmed down, she's like, I'm

(10:26):
never talking any of you guys again and basically lived in her
room without trashing it and never spoke to any of them
again. So moral of the.
Story. Is if your roommate walks around
with their eyes open, sleep, talking to themselves about how
they're going to eat you, they're probably living with the
mound. Of moldy garbage.
In their room and if you take itout they will try to fight you
and then never talk to you again.

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Don't get anyone pregnant. If you do, make sure they're
hot. I'm out.
Peace.
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