THE MOST SAVAGE TEACHER OF ALL TIME

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So, yeah, press the like button.Otherwise, it's going to be a
very awkward Thanksgiving dinner.
Oh, that'd be weird. Anyways, as you guys can tell
from the title of today's video,today we're going to be talking
about ASAP Avid's teacher. Now this story is actually one
that a friend of mine told me who went to a different school,
but nonetheless, I thought it was super entertaining and
thought that you guys would enjoy it.
So yeah, it's we're going to be talking about today.

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So without further ado, sit backrelaxing and but what's this?
Something's in my way. I can't see my screen.
Oh, it's just my merch. Wow, Dang, isn't isn't it funny
how that got there? Anyways, let's get into the
let's get into the story 321 Shabam, So you know, your senior
year of high school is a pretty easy time of high school.
You don't have much going on. Chances are you're going to
graduate if you've made it this far.

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And to be honest, most of the teachers don't really care too
much either just because their job is to make you pass a bunch
of easy classes so you can finally graduate.
So, you know, for the most part,your senior year of high school
should be one of the easier times you have in school.
To be honest, my senior year, you know, I almost didn't
graduate because a teacher was really, really on my butt.
But regardless, most of the time, people have an easy time

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graduating. And my friend goes to one of
these schools that's known in the Las Vegas Valley as being
super smart. And like everyone graduates.
You know, it's rare for people not to graduate from this
school. So for the most part, their
senior year was more of a joke. Like everyone was doing whippets
of Cool Whip in the bathroom anddouble dabbing on all the haters
because you could literally graduate with the blindfold on

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from this school. But regardless, some kids take
their senior year very, very, very seriously.
You know, they're the type of kids that are begging for more
homework for some reason. Like they're the type of kids
sitting there. Excuse me, Mr. Jones.
I do not feel adequately prepared for the test on Friday.
And Mr. Jones is like, it's a test about your name.
You literally write down your name and you get an A How are

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you not prepared for that? Well, Sir, I, I just feel like
maybe a study guide or a piece of homework to help us remember
it's your name, Jim, Shut up, shut up.
Just write down your name. It's nice and easy, but for some
reason, whenever you go to a really good school, school,
school, school, there's a lot ofkids like that too, take their
education very seriously. So whatever.
It's my friend's senior year, and most of the time in class,

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they want to just be goofing offand having a good time because
that's what senior year is supposed to be about.
But I guess in a couple of his classes, he had this kid who I'm
gonna name Melvin for this storybecause Melvin just sounds like
a kid who wants to ruin everybody's fun, you know?
And I guess Melvin was one of these kids who begged for more
homework and begged to be betterprepared for tests, even though
they were super easy to pass. And everybody just kind of was

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annoyed with Melvin because he was just cramping everyone's
style. You know, everyone else is
trying to sit back and relax andMelvin's out here like, excuse
me, Sir, if I do not have 47 study guides, then my mom will
actually be suing the school andmaking you lose your job.
So whatever. All year they're kind of just
putting up with Melvin whining about not getting enough
homework and whining about how they're not being prepared for

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college and whining about all this stuff.
And to be honest, if you're 18 and you don't feel prepared for
college, then chances are you shouldn't go because college
don't play no games, all right? But regardless, all year they're
putting up with it and nobody's saying anything because they
don't feel like Melvin's coming from a bad place.
They feel like Melvin, just one of these kids that doesn't get
out much, doesn't have many friends, and therefore they
don't feel like they should makefun of them.

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They're kind of like, eh, we'll let it slide.
Melvin's just a weirdo. No one really knows why Melvin's
such a weirdo, but hey, he's really weird and it's easier to
just not fight with him than it would be to actually start
arguing with him and trying to prove to him that it's
ridiculous to ask for more homework.
But it's about 3 weeks before school gets out, meaning that
the festivities are in full swing.
There's like senior ditch day, senior field day, all the fun

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stuff you get to do that you've been waiting four years to do
where you really don't have to do any work.
So one day my friend is sitting in his math class just chilling,
billing, doing some algebra, doing what all the kids do, sick
math problems. You know, I don't know about
you, but I wear my Supreme shirtto math class just so everybody
knows that I'm really, really cool and can do math really
quickly. It's a real classic, but
whatever. They're sitting in math class,

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supposedly having a great time and field days coming up.
And I guess as they're standing up to go outside and have a good
time. And for those of you who don't
know what field day is, it's literally a party that gets
thrown on your football field where you just kind of hang out
and go down a slip and slide andlike, you just have a good time.
But regardless, I guess before they get up, Melvin stands up
and looks at the teacher and says, you know what?

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You've been a terrible teacher all year.
You haven't taught us a thing. I don't feel prepared for
college and I refuse to let us go to field day.
We're going to sit down and learn as a class.
Otherwise my mother will be coming down and causing
problems, which first of all, man, I'm sorry that you feel
like you haven't adequately learned this year, but you're
not locking down the whole class, big dog.

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Like, hey, you don't really get to control what other people
have to learn, so whatever. My friend kind of looks at
Melvin and says, hey man, you know, if you want to stay back
and learn, that's great. I'm going to go to field day.
Like I'm going to go have a goodtime.
And I guess Melvin acts like my friend actually spit Kung Pao
chicken into his Powerade or something because he looks at my
friend and goes, and This is whyyou're going to be a failure in

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life because you prioritize having a good time over actually
building fundamentals that are going to lead to you being
successful. So my friend kind of looks at
this kid and is like, look, dude, you're taking this way too
seriously. I want to go have fun as a
senior. If you want to stay here and
learn more math, you can do that.
But understand that This is why nobody took you to prom because
you're a loser who insults anyone whenever they disagree

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with you. And Melvin let's out a REE that
could be heard across the world.I'm pretty sure that same day in
my school, I heard a REE from like across the universe just
because the level of triggering that apparently does to Melvin
is off the charts and he starts insulting everybody.
He's telling girls that they're ugly and their only hope for
actually having success in life is to marry rich because they're
too stupid to do it on their own.

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And and how all the boys in his class are too obsessed with
sports to actually do anything with their life and no one's
ever going to hire them to do anything.
And keep in mind, Melvin is saying all of this while being
like 5-2 and begging to stay inside of a math class.
All right, Like sure, Melvin, you're smart, but you're also
saying that you're so dumb that you can't understand high school
math without someone explaining it to you like a child.

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So I don't know why you're calling other people stupid and
saying they won't be successful,but it's not coming off too
great. You're kind of looking like a
giant douche canoe that nobody wants to hang out with.
So the entire class is kind of flaming Melvin right now.
They're saying This is why he never gets invited to parties.
And they don't know why he's insulting them because they've
never been anything but nice to him.
And Melvin has this smirk on hisface like, I went.
And he says, well, better get comfy because we're learning

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math today. I'm refusing to leave.
And everybody kind of looks at each other, like, does Melvin
actually think he's in charge around here?
And at this point, the teacher finally stands, ends up after
watching Melvin get roasted. And as you know, everyone knows
that teachers are secretly the most savage people in the class
because they have to grade your papers.
They've seen a lot of things. And he gets up and he looks at

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Melvin and he says, honestly, Melvin, I am shocked that you
made it into this advanced math class because the amount of help
that you need makes me understand that you are 100% not
ready for college and never willbe.
So how about you let your classmates go enjoy their good
time and sit down and revel on the fact that if you make it
through more than two years of college, I will be shocked.

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And yes, I am expecting a call for your mother because I
insulted you. But remember, making your mommy
call everybody that makes you upset isn't going to help you
get a job or actually succeed inthe real world.
So you might want to think twicebefore getting your mommy to
come yell at me because shockingly, when you graduate,
what your mommy says doesn't matter and I'm still going to
have a job. And apparently the look on

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Melvin's face was one of pure shock and fear before he said
that's it, I'm calling my motherand ran out of the class.
The teacher looked at the rest of the class and said, I'm
probably going to regret that when I'm getting yelled at by my
boss. But you know, you kids go enjoy
field day. Don't let that kid get you down.
And remember if you have to whine about being in a math
class that it's too hard. Maybe you shouldn't be in the

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math class. And then says, and this is one
of the most savage parts becausehonestly the only person not
passing this math class is him. Literally every other one of you
guys at least has AB so it's showing that he's clearly the
non intelligent one. I wouldn't worry about you guys
succeeding in life. You're going to be just fine,
and I don't know about you, but that might be some next level
savagery that I've ever heard come out of a teacher's mouth.

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You guys are good, your classmates are stupid.
Turn around, you'll be fine. Like, excuse me Mr. the Sir, but
you get a salute from me. I am currently standing on my
typios in a full salute for you destroying the cringe Lord that
was Melvin. So whatever.
Everybody goes out and is enjoying field day, partying,
sitting back, relaxing, all cool, shooting some B ball out
by the pool. And apparently Melvin and his

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mom pulled up like halfway through field day and every
somebody could tell that Melvin's mom was ready to cause
World War three because somebodysaid that their baby wasn't that
smart. And shockingly to all you moms
out there, chances are your kidsnot special.
Wow, I know it's absolutely incredible, but sometimes your
kid might not just be good at math and coming and yelling at
the school is just going to makeyou look like a crazy person.

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Regardless. My friend's teacher is a
national American hero. In fact, I propose a national
holiday be named after him, which is cringe.
Be gone. I think destroying cringe is one
of the most powerful, brave things that a man can do in this
country. And yeah, my friend had an
incredible field day, had the time of his life, pulled into
class the next day with the teacher sitting there smiling
and said I got suspended for twodays but trust me, it was well

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worth it. And the day after that took two
days off, came back and nothing was ever said again.
Apparently Melvin would just show up and be like and look all
Snooty and pissed off, which didn't help him being likable.
Like, I still don't think Melvinever understood that people
aren't going to like you if you just whine about how you're not
learning enough in class every day and try to call the teacher

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and everyone around you an idiot.
Like just a tip for all you guysgoing into high school or going
into middle school or whatever. If you want people to like you,
you don't call them idiots who aren't going to have a bright
future. Generally that makes people do
this thing called not like you. Yeah, I know it sounds like
rocket science, but as you can tell from people like Melvin
existing, sometimes you just kind of miss the memo and don't

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understand that people liking you makes high school way more
fun being known as the weird kidwho yells at everybody.
Yeah, definitely going to be a rough four years, but whatever.
Melvin ended up going off to college.
Nobody ever really saw him again.
I bet you his mom still does hishomework to this day.
And yeah, on that note, guys, that's going to do it for the
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