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It's your boy Scrubby here and as you can tell from the title
and thumbnail today I have quitewrite the story for you absolute
beauties. I do appreciate all you guys
that are still watching the videos and sticking by the
channel. I really do.
It's super easy when the channels pop and getting a
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the position I am. But I really do appreciate all
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know that before we got into thevideo.
But yeah, without further ado, let's get into it.
So today I have a story of mischief, swag and a little bit
of mischief. I said mischief twice because
it's that much mischief in one story.
This is actually a story of me and my friends sneaking around

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doing bad things because for some reason me and my friends
treated every situation like a James Bond movie.
OK? Like we were doing barrel rolls
and all black clothing. All right, guys, E9FC.
Like, we definitely took ourselves way too seriously with
getting away with mischief. But, you know, in retrospect, I
I don't regret any of it becauseit gave me a lot of really good
stories that entertained you guys, you know?

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But today I'm going to be telling the story of how we
actually stole our friend's car in made him think he got stolen
by a bunch of criminals, which in, you know, when I, when I say
it like that makes it not sound like a funny prank, but trust
me, it's pretty funny. So in high school, we had this
friend named Derek. And Derek was a pretty cool guy,
don't get me wrong, But Derek got a very cool car for his 16th

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birthday. He got a brand new BMW that he
was convinced was the coolest car to ever exist.
And I think, oh cap, I really like beamers.
OK, it was a pretty dope car. The one thing that, you know, he
he kind of forgot thought is that any car is able to be
stolen. All right?
He would talk to us and brag constantly about how it was
actually impossible for anyone to steal his car because of the

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BMW's anti theft protection on this car is so incredible that
if anyone tried to steal his car, SEAL Team 6 themselves
would show up in Osama bin Laden, whatever person was
sitting in the driver's seat, noquestions asked.
And I understand when you first get something kind of being
like, yeah, dude, this is the latest and greatest.
Like, trust me, I understand where he was coming from.
You know, he was just trying to that his car was super cool and

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the security system was up to date, but after six months of
him telling us that it was literally impossible for his car
to be stolen, we were all kind of getting a little annoyed of
it. Not to mention he would do
things that was just a bad idea.Like we would go to a rough part
of town for a concert or whatever and he would leave his
car unlocked and be like, well it's not like anyone could steal
it anyways because the anti theft system is so good, Which

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is just a really bad idea. If you have an extremely
expensive car. I don't care how good the anti
theft system is, you might just want to lock it because that's
the smart thing to do. But no, this kid would leave his
car unlocked in sketchy parts oftown.
He would refuse to you know, park it in a safe place.
He was basically convinced that his car was unstealable because
he watched a YouTube video abouthow good the anti theft system

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in his car was. So obviously after him bragging
about him being convinced that his car wouldn't be stolen, me
and my friends started to mastermind a plan to prank him
and move his car one night and make him think that it got
stolen. Which I know a lot of people
right now are thinking that's not a funny prank.
Like, that's not something that you should do to mess with
somebody. But don't worry, we cleared it
with his parents first because Iguess even his parents were

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annoyed with how confident that this kid was that his car would
not be able to get stolen. I feel like it's a really bad
idea to challenge every car thief in a massive city to be
like, oh, yeah, my car is unstealable.
I bet you you guys couldn't evenget inside the driver's seat.
Like, that's just a stupid challenge, You know, That's like
saying, yes, this $30 million painting quite indeed its
security system is so advanced, I dare thieves from around the

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world to come steal it. Like, chances are your stuff's
going to get stolen. All right, So it's almost better
that us, the pranksters, were the one to steal his car instead
of a random man named, you know,Harold, I don't know why Harolds
are car thieves, but apparently,in my mind, that was the first
name that I came up with. Yeah, that's right, Harold, we
know your dirty secret. Your car ring is going to last.
No more reporting you to the services on Monday.

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At least one man named Harold right now who steals cars is
very concerned. So we decide that one day we're
going to warn our friend that heshouldn't leave his car unlocked
a ton. And then of course, he's going
to leave it unlocked in his driveway because his parents are
parked in the garage and we're going to roll up on it.
And because it's going to be unlocked, we're going to open
it, pop it into neutral and rollit down the driveway and
somewhere else. Just kind of push it to wherever

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it was where he wouldn't be ableto find it.
And it's going to be a funny prank, you know?
And that was our plan is we werejust going to move a parked car.
That's going to that's that, that's important.
OK. We expected it to be parked and
unlocked. That's what we thought was going
to happen. That'll be important later.
So regardless, we're just kind of talking to our friend the
next day and we're like, hey man, you know, you might want to
lock your car. Like I think it's a bit

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ridiculous that you don't lock your car.
And he starts going on and on about how the security system
made his car unstealable and howit was impossible that anyone
would actually be able to steal his car due to how high tech the
security system is. And then he says something that
makes us all very surprised. He says, you know what?
I leave the keys in it when it'sin my driveway because it's push
to start. I don't want to have to worry

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about it. Like that's how unstealable this
cars is. You can leave the keys in the
car and leave the doors unlockedand no one can even steal it.
And at that point, suddenly we're like, Oh my God, we're not
just going to have to push this car down the road.
We can park it literally everywhere that we want.
Like if we want to park his car somewhere, you know, we can park
it in a nun's parking lot. Like we can do whatever we want

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right now, which is a, a, a verydifferent strategy.
So we have a conversation with our friend.
We're like, look, dude, you might not want to leave your car
unlocked. And he starts you.
My security system's so untouchable that I leave the
keys in the car. You know, that that entire
spiel. And so the day goes by, we stop
hanging out with him. I think we warned him two other
times. Hey, man, you really, really
want to lock your car. It's important that you keep

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your car safe. And he like makes fun of us and
starts calling us like, oh, imagine not having a car with
such a good security system, which is a really weird thing to
be proud of. You know, like he's the only
person I've ever met that's like, oh, you know what I love
about my car? It's security system.
I don't know anything about my car's security system.
All right, like I, I really don't think many people when
shopping for a car like, well, how's the security system, Sir?

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Because I don't want any miscreants pulling a prank and
stealing my car. But regardless, the night comes
in, me and my friends, friends are ready to be savages.
All right, We're like, OK, everybody get ready.
We're going to do something So epic tonight will change history
sometime in history in 2035, ourkids will learn about the night
that we told this kid that his security system, may his

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security failure was a change inthe constitution.
You know, like we're we're we'rehyping ourselves up talking
about how epic this is going to be and whatever we're we're just
hanging out up until that point.While we're hanging out,
everybody starts talking about what would be funny where we
should leave the car. And one of us is, is like, hey,
wouldn't it be so funny if we parked his car at school?
Because then he would have to find a ride to school and when

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he got there, his car would already be there.
And we're like, yeah, that wouldbe funny.
The only problem is when schoolsare zoned, this kid basically
lived in the furthest zone. So we needed to get his car to
the school. But like, it was a pretty far
drive. It wasn't just down the road.
It wasn't leaving it in his driveway.
It wasn't around the corner. Like the school from his house
was pretty far. And that none of us actually had

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our licenses. Like he was the first person
that was able to drive, I think I think one of us had a permit,
but like none of us were licensed to drive, which
obviously means that if we're going to park his car at the
school, that means that we're probably going to have to drive
it pretty far. It's it's none of us have a
license that's going to be this little thing called illegal.
But our friend leaves and we spend the next couple hours just

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hanging out doing dumb stuff. Nothing in particular.
But that that conversation does keep coming up, you know, like,
hey, how are we going to get hiscar to the school?
So it gets to be, I think midnight on a school night.
So we're figured that he's pretty passed out.
And as we said, he did tell his parents what our plan was and
they kind of knew what was goingon.
They didn't know we were going to take it to the school, but
they knew we were going to be there.
So we weren't exactly worried about like getting caught in the

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act because his parents would just have to come out and
explain like, no, it's his friends, they're playing a prank
on him, yadda, yadda, yadda, whatever.
But they didn't think that we were going to like drive it.
We told them our plan was to neutral it out of the driveway.
So we get to his house and we'rebeing sneaky and we walk into
the car and sure enough, the door is unlocked and the key is
sitting in the center console. And this was a fancy like push
to start car at the time. So we were like, Oh, well, if

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the keys in the console good to go.
So we all squeeze into this car sardine style, like I think
there's like 6-7 people in this little sedan and we're like, all
right, let's go. So it's a bunch of us.
The one of us who had a permit is driving and we're just
rolling down the road in this car that we definitely don't
have permission to be in from like the owner in in our

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possession. Like if the cops pull us over,
then obviously we can call the parents and ask them to explain
what's going on. But like we're, we're just
rolling down the road. So the entire time we're
incredibly paranoid, like every side, there's a flash of light,
regardless of the color. We're like, it's the feds, you
know, I felt like, I don't know,6-9 in court.
I'm like, everything's a fed, everything's a snitch.
No matter what you do, nothing is ever going to be the same.

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I'm obviously kind of getting a little paranoid because that's
what happens when you're in a car you're not supposed to be
in. Apparently for all you kids out
there wondering what feeling like a criminal is like, that's
how it is. So regardless, we're rolling and
we're super paranoid. Every light, every time we're
we're freaking out. And as we're getting closer to
the school, I'm pretty sure we're 2-3 blocks away now.
We stop at the last major intersection before we get into

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like neighborhood streets, you know, to get to the school and a
cop is right behind us. And we are all nervous.
We're like, Oh my God, dude, there's a cop behind us.
Of course this is going to happen right before we get to
the point where it doesn't matter anymore.
Like once we're in the school, we're fine, we're good.
We all have like long boards in the back and we're going to long
board back to our houses, you know, And we're like, Oh my God,

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there's a cop behind us. So we start driving and the cop
is behind us. And keep in mind it already
looks shady because we definitely look young.
But on top of that it's now pastcurfew in my city.
And on top of that you can look at our car and see that there's
like 7 people crammed into it. There's people laying on each
other's laps. Like it's pretty obvious that
there's something weird going on.

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If I was a cop I would think that's suspicious and I was the
person in the car so I'm biased to the car.
So we get to the school thankfully without the police
pulling us over. But the entire time I'm pretty
sure I can feel my stomach in another part of my body that's a
little bit lower. Like I was freaking out, I was
so nervous. So we get to the school, we park
and we take our log boards out of the back and on Google Maps,

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5 miles sounds really short. OK, but in person that's a very
long ride. So we have about an hour ride
back to our houses on these longboards to think about what we
just did. And over time we're realizing
that it might have not been the best idea to move this kids car
without telling the parents where we were going to take it,
you know? So when they go looking in the
morning for their son's car, it's not there.

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That might have not been the best idea.
So somebody text this, like, group chat we have and they're
like, hey, I don't necessarily know if it was the best thing
that we could have ever possiblydone to, you know, not tell the
parents that we were taking the car to the school.
And someone's like, yeah, I don't think so either.
So we decided the best course ofaction is to text them where we
put it. Keep in mind the parents are not

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aware that none of us have a license, so they probably think
that one licensed person did it.But we decide that we're going
to text them and let them know. And they're surprisingly respond
pretty late at night. I think it's like, you know, 1-2
in the morning at this point. And they're like, oh, OK, no
harm, no foul. Yeah, like now that we know
we're fine, like we we'll we'll just take our son to school in
the morning and we're like, sweet, this is perfect.

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Now we get away with it. There's going to be no problems.
There's nothing bad that's goingto happen.
And we were all pretty chill after that.
So we were like, oh, this is cool.
Like this is sick. OK, Everything's fine.
Well, what we didn't expect was the kids reaction to be so
severe. You know, the kid hadn't been
locking his car, leaving the cars in it for and leaving the
keys. Excuse me, sorry in it for so
long that he was, you know, pretty surprised when he woke up

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the next morning to go to schoolbefore his parents woke up and
realized that his car was gone. And instead of going in and
waking up his parents to take him to school like we thought he
was going to do, he decided thatit was the time to have a
breakdown because he realized that he was going to have to
explain to his parents that he wasn't locking his car at night
and started running to school. Except he got lost and ended up

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having to call his parents and explain what had happened while
having a panic attack in the middle of a park in a
neighborhood that he didn't knowwhere he was.
Like, this is this is a bad situation, OK?
And so the parents are kind of like, you know, not telling us
what's going on because they're more concerned with the fact
that their parent, their kid is lost in a random neighborhood
when he was supposed to be at school.

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You know, like, they're a littlemore concerned with their kids
that they're not talking to us, but we're sitting at the school.
We're like, huh, where, Where's the kid?
Like we messed with this kids car with his parents permission
and he's not here like this. Why isn't he here?
His parents knew about it. He should have been at school by
now. And so we're super nervous the

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entire morning, right? We're like, Oh my God, like
dude, we're going to get screwed.
Like we're going to get in so much trouble, bro.
What if it what if we weren't texting his parents?
And what makes us freak out evenmore is that one of our friends
is like, OK, what number did youtext the parents at?
And so they looked it up and twopeople had two different numbers
for his parents. So now we think that we've been
texting a wrong number the entire time, that people missed

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us messing with us. And we're like, oh, my God, they
don't know that we were prankinghim by stealing their car.
And no one's going to believe that.
No one's going to believe kids getting in there if they hadn't
been aware of the plan going, oh, yeah, we were just, you
know, pranking him by moving hiscar.
The parents are going to be like, and that's why you drove
it to the school. And it's just going to be a huge
problem. So we're like, oh, my God, we
weren't texting his parents. Like whoever gave us permission

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to do all this and said it was going to be fine, didn't know
that we were doing it. Like, what do we do?
This is bad. This is a very bad situation.
So we're freaking out all morning.
And it gets worse because I'm sitting in the middle of one of
my classes and I see the principal walk in and he points
at me. And then my teacher, like talks
to my teacher. My teacher's like Ryan, they
need to talk to you in the hallway.
And I'm like, oh, no, Oh no. So we get out in the hallway and

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my principal's like, so I'm sureyou heard about blah blah blah's
car. And I'm like, Oh my God, we got
caught. We're screwed.
We're screwed. This is terrible.
Like, I am freaking out. I I am terrified right now.
No, no, no, please tell me that this is not the situation we're
in where I'm actually about to go to the Dean's office and I
have to explain how I committed Grand Theft Auto last night.
Like, I'm really hoping that's not what's about to happen.

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So we get into the office and I see outside the hallway is all
the other friends that we had decided to do this prank with.
And I'm like, oh, dude, we are so screwed.
This is so bad. Like I was just the last person
that they had called to the office.
Everybody else had been sitting here all morning and they all
look freaking out too, which makes me think it's even worse
because it's like, Oh, my God. That means that everybody's been
kind of looking at them weird and talking to them.

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We are like, we are screwed. And finally, they like pull us
into the principal's office and his parents are sitting there
and, and we're like, oh, no, Oh,no.
And they say, well, boys, your friend Lewis had a panic attack
this morning and is in like, in like a mental facility right
now. We just wanted to make sure that
you guys were OK and offer counseling if anything was going

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on because, you know, his parents told us that you guys
played a prank. And of course, they're not
blaming you for that at all. They just think their son had a
mental like, like and like all this stuff.
And we're like, wait, wait, we're not in trouble.
They're like, no. And we're like, our friend has a
panic attack. He's in the mental hospital.
What are you talking about? Like what, what is going on?
So we're all in there in like this office and they start

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explaining to us the events of the morning, which is that our
friend had a panic attack and started running to school, but
like had gotten lost and had to call his parents and like had a
freak out. And it came out that he had
been, you know, like doing Adderall to pass tests.
Like it was this whole event that we just had no idea about.
And so us shocked are like, wait, wait, we're not in
trouble. And they're like, no, we just
wanted to make sure that you were OK.
And we're like, so you got our text last night.

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And the parents were like, yes. And all of us breathe this sigh
of relief. And we explained that we had
thought we had texted the wrong parents.
And so they're all laughing. And they're like, OK, you know,
I'm glad I got entertainment outof the day.
Obviously, there's stuff going on with our son.
So we just told them that you guys might need, like, mental
counseling in case this was like, a traumatic experience.
And all of us are like, yeah, weprobably should talk about it
with somebody because we all definitely thought we were about

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to go to jail when we walked in here.
And that's a very stressful feeling.
And our friend ended up being OK.
Like, just to clarify, he, he, he basically was doing these
things and acting out of character as like a, a cry for
help that, you know, like it, itwas this long thing, but he was
OK. He got the help he needed and,
and from there he was much, muchbetter.

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And like, he was OK. And it was, it was a good thing
for him to get treatment. And it was just the timing.
Like it was that event that we thought was going to be a funny
prank, just like what was the catalyst for all that stuff to
go down? So he is OK, but it was
basically a situation of a we definitely thought we were about
to get arrested for stealing this kids car because we thought
we had texted the wrong parents and this entire thing.

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But yeah, that's going to do it for the video.
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