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What's going on, guys? It's your boys.
Grubby. Here.
Back again with another video. Hope you guys are all having an
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Otherwise, your entire family's about to have a really, really
rough Wednesday. Anyways, guys, today I'm gonna
be telling you guys the story ofwhen Grant and I crashed a
stranger's wedding. Yeah, that's right.
Sometimes you just got a full send for the meme, and breaking
into a stranger's wedding is a pretty fun way to go as far as
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having a wild adventure in the middle of the summer evening.
Except it's like the middle of the summer, you know?
I'm not really sure what I was going for there, but you guys
get the idea. Grant and I crashed a wedding,
and it was a really good time. And overall, we did end up
getting kicked out, but it was an absolute blast when we were
doing it. So yeah, let's get into it now.
I, I personally think wedding isweddings are dope, bro, Like I
think love is dope. Like I, I don't know what it is
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about them, but they're just a really good time and it's
something about two people joining their lives and like
starting a life together is, is really cool to me.
So I really like going to weddings.
The only problem is I don't haveany friends, mainly because, you
know, most people suck. So I don't really get invited to
a ton of weddings and most of our friends that we're going to
get married young already have had their weddings and you know,
I, I just, I just really like going to them.
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So one day me and Grant were sitting on YouTube and we're
watching this Youtubers called yes theory.
I'm sure you guys have heard of them.
They just, like, do crazy stuff,right?
They just kind of go out and they're like, you know,
sometimes you just have to make experiences and get out of your
comfort zone. And getting out of your comfort
zone is the most important part of life.
And I was like, yeah, dude, that's really dope.
And they had this one video where they crash a stranger's
wedding. So me and Grant were watching it
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sitting at the computer. And I was like, dog, hear me
out. What if we went to a stranger's
wedding? Like, let's go crash a wedding,
bro, it's Vegas. There's weddings all the time.
Like, let's ball out, let's go crash a wedding.
And Grant was like, no, dude, like, come on, there's no way.
We don't have any dates. We don't have anything.
I'm like, bro, that's even better.
If we don't dates, then we're really going to be easy to blend
in because we don't have to likemake a lot of room.
Come on, let's go crash a wedding.
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But you know, Grant being Grant and being a little more reserved
and shy than me was like, no, no, no, I don't want to crash a
wedding. So I did what's really important
when your friend will do something with you and I peer
pressured him and blackmailed him into going with me.
So after about 50 minutes of convincing Grant that we should
go crash a wedding, we were like, all right, full send.
We're going to go crash a wedding.
Like, all right, let's do this, let's do this.
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So we put on our suits and we, we meet downstairs from our
rooms and we're like, all right,let's do this.
We're sending it, Let's go. So where I live now, it's in a
Country Club. Like that's the best way to
explain it. So I always knew that there's
usually a wedding going on on the weekends at the Country Club
because for some reason, white women just really love getting
married on golf courses. You know, something about where
Tiger Woods won the Masters justreally gets them going.
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So we decided to go down to the clubhouse and just see if
there's a wedding. And sure enough, we're pulling
up and we can tell that there's definitely a party, a bar
mitzvah, a wedding, something going on here.
And you know, like, hey, I wouldhave crashed a bar mitzvah too.
I think that would have been a good time.
But it ended up being a wedding.So Grant and I are like sick.
All right, you know, how do we want to do this?
So we formulate a little bit of a plan and we're like, all
right, so they're sitting down, they're having like the
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reception, like the party thing now.
So I guess the best way to do itwould just be to go in and make
friends with somebody who's actually invited there.
So that way if anyone walks up to us, they'll be like, oh, no,
no, no, no, like they're supposed to be here.
And then we have somebody to have our back.
So we're kind of like standing outside of this room where where
the wedding's going on. We're kind of watching, trying
to see who knows the grim, who knows the Oh my gosh, I couldn't
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talk. Who knows the the groom who knew
the bride, trying to get a general layout of who's who.
So eventually we single out thatthere's somebody that we either
think is the groom's sister or cousin, one of the two.
And she's kind of just like hanging out.
She's been talking to the groom a lot.
So I'm like, all right, Grant, Idon't know who you're going to
introduce yourself to. I'm going to go up to the
groom's sister, cousin, whatevershe is.
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And that's who I'm going to talkto.
Because if there's anyone that has the authority to be like,
no, no, no, they belong here. It's the guy who's related to
the groom. So I walk up to her and I'm just
like, hey, you know, I, I hadn'tseen anyone else that I really
know here. Like, is it OK if I hang out
with you? And she's like, yeah, no
problem. Of course.
So I start talking to her and we're just having a normal
conversation. And she had a table really close
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to like where the family said, Idon't know why she wasn't
sitting up on the main part withthe bride and the groom, but she
wasn't because come to find out,it's the groom's sister.
So me and her are talking and, you know, she's like, hey, why
don't you come sit next to me? There's an open seat.
Forget the seating chart, like, come sit with me.
And I'm like, oh, sweet, no problem.
I didn't have a seat. Anyways, lady, that's what you
didn't know. So I go sit next to her and
we're just having to normal conversation and I don't know
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who Grant walked up to and started cozying up to.
And I'm like, I'm really confused.
And we're past all the speeches and stuff.
So there's people dancing and whatnot.
And I look out and I see Grant is dancing with like a 78 year
old women bro. I was like, hey, I'm going to go
hit on the groom's cute sister. And Grant went Nah, Nah, Nah,
Nah, Nah. That's not where it's at.
I'm going to go ask Grandma Becky to take a spin.
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So I'm not even kidding. Grant is getting down and dirty
with their grandma on the middleof the dance floor, which
attracts maybe a little bit too much attention to us.
Like, you know, someone I'm justtalking to the pretty girl
that's related to the groom. Not too suspicious, but homeboy
out here twerking on their grandmother like that might be
enough to raise suspicions. Right.
So we're kind of there for like an hour.
We're having a great time. I'm starting to learn the
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history of the bride and the groom.
I I had a cover story for how I knew the groom.
Like I had it together and I waslike, Dang, we're really going
to pull this off. I didn't think it was going to
be this easy to crash a wedding.Like I definitely thought that
we were going to get eated on. So the groom's sister asked me
to dance, and I'm not a fantastic dancer by any means,
but I was like, all right, well,if I say no, then I'm going to
sit here alone, which is going to raise questions.
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So like, yeah, I guess I'll dance with you.
So we go out on the dance floor and I don't know if this dude's
sister was like a, a dance majorin college or whatever, but this
girl could move it. And she was not afraid to show
that she might, she might have liked me a little bit more than
just sitting next to me on a wedding.
That's all I'm going to say. But this girl was definitely
putting on the moves. And I, I was just kind of
sitting there flabbergasted and people were starting to stare a
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little bit. And I, I got the attention of
her father in the groom because they were like, who's this dude
dancing with my daughter and my sister?
Which is totally fair. You know, like totally a
reasonable thing to think is, huh, this guy is dancing weirdly
close to my sister, who is this dude at my wedding?
So we're dancing for probably 10-15 more minutes.
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And afterwards we go sit back down and the groom walks over
and just kind of looks at me. And he's like, hey, I don't
recognize you. Who are you?
And you know, I had a cover story.
I had everything, but when the guy who is your cover story
walks up to you and ask for yourcover story, it it's kind of
hard to keep it going. You know, like you kind of run
into a little bit of a trouble. So I'm kind of like a, and I'm
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stuttering and I'm fumbling withmy words.
And usually I'm pretty smooth. Like, usually I can talk my way
out of trouble. But in this instance, I'm not
doing too hot, right? And at the exact time that I'm
stumbling and looking like a moron, Grant walks up to me
thinking his cover is good because he was just dancing with
their grandmother and is like, hey, Ryan, man, aw, such a great
wedding. Don't you agree?
And the groom's like, wait, who are you?
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And if there's one person that you can never count on to keep a
cover story going, it's Grant because he's just such a nice
guy. Like, don't get me wrong, an
insult to Grant. Grant is such a sweetheart that
when it comes to capping and keeping a story together and
getting away with something you're not supposed to be doing,
he falls apart. Like, this guy is really, really
rough. You know, if I was going to
murder somebody with anyone, it would not be Grant because this
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dude would not be able to keep his mouth shut.
Not that I ever would. OK, that sounded really
psychopathic. But like, you guys get what I'm
saying, right? So Grant stumbles even harder
than I do, and he just starts apologizing to the guy.
And at this point, it becomes very obvious to the groom that
we are not supposed to be here, right?
Like, we are definitely not invited to this wedding, doesn't
know how we got in here, but he knows that we are not supposed
to be here. And he says, you guys need to
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leave. So, you know, Grant and I, not
wanting to cause any problems, we just get up and start to
leave. But the groom is like, these
guys crash the wedding and he yells it and everyone's like
staring at us now. And the guy's sister is kind of
like, wait, what? Like she's asking me what's
going on. And at this point, you know, the
gig's up. So I kind of tell his sister,
yeah, we weren't invited. We just thought it would be fun
to crash a wedding. And she's like, oh, well, how
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did you guys, like, get into theCountry Club?
And I was like, well, I live here.
And then she was like, Oh, well,here, take my phone number.
And the groom's like, no, don't give him your phone number.
He just crashed my wedding. And like the sister and brother
started arguing. I got her number.
Don't worry, squad. Like double dab, fist pump, you
know what I mean? A fist bump for it.
I got the number. And then, you know, a bunch of
very, very angry looking uncles walk up to us and they're like,
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you guys need to go. So we get escorted out by
Italian Joe in the big man mafia.
And they're kind of like, how dare?
Who do you guys think you are tocrash a wedding?
Like how dare you? And everybody staring at us and,
you know, in the moment, like wewere, we were a little nervous
because obviously a bunch of bigdudes that seemed pissed at you
for crashing their nephew or like, whatever it was.
Weddings definitely isn't the most calming thing to see.
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Like that crowd of dudes coming at you isn't calming.
But you know, they kicked us out.
They they were like, yo, make sure these guys don't get back
in. And the staff was like, OK, we
won't. And then we went back to the car
and just started hysterically laughing, OK, because to be
honest, we could infiltrate the Kremlin.
All right, We got into a wedding.
Grant danced with the grandma. I got the Boom's sister's phone
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number and we still hung out forlike 2 hours before they noticed
anything weird and kicked us out.
And to be honest, the only reason we got kicked out is
because Grant's a bad liar. Like that's really what it boils
down to. We honestly could have kept this
going as much as humanly possible.
So as crazy as it is, as as embarrassing as it was to get
kicked out, I'm not going to lie, it's an experience.
You know? I like to do a lot of things for
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the meme and for the story just because I think, you know,
sometimes you just got to send it.
Sometimes you just got to go do stupid stuff that you know is
stupid just because it's really fun.
Like it's it's really, really, really fun to do stupid stuff
and get a story out of it. But yeah, that's a story of time
that Grant and I crashed a wedding and got kicked out and I
got the groom sisters number. I haven't texted through yet.
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I just kind of forgot, but now that I'm telling the story, I
don't know if I should. So yeah, probably not sorry
groom sister. If you're watching this, I'm
probably not going to text you. But yeah on that.
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All right, 'cause trust me, I, I
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will, I will show up to your wedding.
I'm not afraid. And then I'll date your sister.
So unless you want that to happen, I I would be very, very
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